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Episode 555. Jameis Winston Summer · Not That Serious

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nah, that stuff don't get me going. All right, ready?
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Let's get it. First time. Hello, hello, everybody. This is
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  Speaker 1: Not That Series Podcast. I am... one of your guides
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  Speaker 1: on this podcast spiritual journey.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Michael.
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  Speaker 1: It's LZ. Keenan's in the building.
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  Speaker 3: Lamont, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: Dr.
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  Speaker 3: Waffle, a.k.a. Duke Woffington, third of his name.
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  Speaker 1: It's your boy, Corey. Duke Woffington.
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  Speaker 2: Duke Woffington.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 4: Not that serious podcast. First of all, Shout out to
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• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Almost at 21. I think we're like 20 away. We
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  Speaker 1: got to be close. Yeah, we're close. We're 20 away.
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  Speaker 5: So really by the time this comes out, please should
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  Speaker 5: be there.
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  Speaker 6: Which means that if we are there, put free merch
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  Speaker 6: in the comments and try and claim your free merch. Also,
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  Speaker 6: There's some people that won last time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You missed your chance. Put it again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: put it again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you'll get lucky again.
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  Speaker 4: The point is, when you comment free merch, you then
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  Speaker 4: look at the next episode to see if you won.
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  Speaker 1: Then, if you did win, go, hey, I won. Because
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  Speaker 1: how do we know?
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  Speaker 4: We don't know who to send it to, where to
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  Speaker 4: send it to. It's not like you're putting your address
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  Speaker 4: when you comment free merch.
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  Speaker 5: And especially if we put hit us up on other
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  Speaker 5: platforms to give us more information.
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  Speaker 1: We want to get you the free shit. I only
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  Speaker 1: saw one.
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  Speaker 7: There's two free searches out there.
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  Speaker 1: Help us. Help you.
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  Speaker 3: Out there in the ether. Free merch floating around.
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  Speaker 1: It's out there. The people that was buying them stuff
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: from Woo Lady.
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  Speaker 6: Yo.
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  Speaker 1: From who? Real quick, real side. You don't know Who Lady?
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  Speaker 4: Who Lady is an internet personality that is literally like
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  Speaker 4: a madam, really.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, she's a madam.
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  Speaker 4: She be telling chicks like, oh, you know, dudes is
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  Speaker 4: chicken out here and all that. I'm going to teach
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  Speaker 4: you how to get money out these dudes. But she's
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  Speaker 4: really just a madam when she's like pimping these girls out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I guess she was, I don't know what she
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  Speaker 1: was selling. She was selling something. And then, obviously, She
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  Speaker 1: took all these deposits and nothing was sent. Skedaddled? Yes. Skedaddled.
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  Speaker 7: And she consistently would get on TikTok Live or just
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  Speaker 7: make videos like, the merch is coming.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming. It's been sent. Is that in the third?
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  Speaker 1: She eventually said that the U.S. Postal Service lost 300 packages. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She said, this is why they need to privatize.
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  Speaker 1: This is why Trump said we need to privatize.
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  Speaker 5: It's unreliable. You can't trust them with the ballots. You
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  Speaker 5: can't trust them with my precious merch.
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  Speaker 1: What can we do?
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  Speaker 2: 300 packages.
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  Speaker 1: She is shit. She's like, it's out of my hands now.
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  Speaker 1: They lost it.
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  Speaker 2: Scamming.
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  Speaker 5: I'd respect it more if she just said, that merch
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  Speaker 5: ain't coming.
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  Speaker 1: Just say, we ain't getting it. It's funny. I saw
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  Speaker 1: a little TikTok of a girl talking about how I
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  Speaker 1: guess when people take their viral moment and they try
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  Speaker 1: to stretch that bitch. This lady just started with a
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  Speaker 1: little clip like, I'm the snack. And then she started
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  Speaker 1: selling t-shirts. And then she'd do the thing where you
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  Speaker 1: go on live TikTok asking for gifts all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Then she made a fucking snack song. Then she made
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  Speaker 1: a remix. Then she made a remix. Then she said
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  Speaker 1: she made t-shirts. Then it was like a focus of
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  Speaker 1: her saying, The t-shirts are coming, guys. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: y'all keep asking me. Y'all going to get y'all packages.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same cycle. It's so funny.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say, you know the person who
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  Speaker 5: I think really.
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  Speaker 3: What they do. They really made their 15 minutes capitalize
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  Speaker 3: the most.
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 3: The Kombucha Girl.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is.
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  Speaker 3: Brittany Broski, the Girl with the.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she dished because she actually has a personality.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What?
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  Speaker 6: I didn't even know. Outside that video, I know nothing
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  Speaker 6: about that woman. Oh, that's what she's from?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't know she was trying.
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  Speaker 4: She does collabs with Caleb Heron a lot, which.
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  Speaker 2: Is obviously very beneficial because he's hilarious. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She has the medieval... Her medieval podcast show or whatever
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  Speaker 3: that is. And she has a bunch of people come on.
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  Speaker 1: She has that huge spotlight on her that blinds them.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: She has another show where she has guests on her.
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  Speaker 1: She just blinds them? Big ass spotlight on them. And
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  Speaker 1: now this is the question segment. Everything goes boom. Flash bang.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who that actor is. The actor. I
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  Speaker 1: forget his name. You got Krillin in there going solar flare.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: From Horrible Bosses. Horrible Bosses. Is it Horrible Bosses?
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  Speaker 3: Charlie Day?
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  Speaker 1: Not Charlie Day. Is it Horrible Bosses? I'm trying to think.
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  Speaker 4: I can't think of the dude. But he was a
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  Speaker 4: standard white guy. He was just like, this is so bright.
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  Speaker 1: This is jarring. So, yeah. That's what's cool.
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  Speaker 8: Trying to create a meme moment thing.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember the salad girl? What salad girl? You
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: remember the salad girl? What, the chicken salad?
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  Speaker 8: She tried to make it seem like eating salad was
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  Speaker 8: like a personality.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. See, this is the thing with these people.
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  Speaker 1: If I show you... Question for y'all, though.
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  Speaker 6: As you're looking for that, who do y'all think... There's
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  Speaker 6: a couple people that I'm happy that their 15 minutes
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  Speaker 6: didn't last long.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen that person in my life. I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen that person a day in my life.
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  Speaker 7: She tried to make it sound very... She was acting
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  Speaker 7: like the salad was so good.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, oh my God. Like, bitch... It's just a salad. Nah.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a salad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And she was making it seem like it was a
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  Speaker 8: Chick-fil-A breakfast sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: It was a very niche time. She's laughing and shit.
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  Speaker 1: What are you... Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So do I have anybody who y'all are happy that
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  Speaker 6: they were in and out quickly?
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  Speaker 1: With their 15 minutes of fame? Yeah. Because right off
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: the bat, I'm happy that we didn't make that period ad,
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  Speaker 1: period ero girl any more famous than she needed to be.
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  Speaker 3: The period ad, period ero.
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  Speaker 1: Period ad, period ero. But you were the one that
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  Speaker 1: was saying it all the time.
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  Speaker 4: You see how good he said it just then?
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  Speaker 1: Period ad, period ero. Period ad, period ero.
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  Speaker 6: Because it was so just engraved in my shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy that when I stopped seeing it, I stopped
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  Speaker 1: seeing it. I'm like, perfect. We don't need her because
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  Speaker 1: she tried to make another song. I'm like, no.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to call her a bitch, but go
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  Speaker 6: sit down.
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  Speaker 1: You had your 15 minutes. Go sit down. What's her name?
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  Speaker 8: She didn't ran her 15 minutes into the fucking ground
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  Speaker 8: of bad baby.
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  Speaker 3: No, she's still going.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's still going. She's still going.
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  Speaker 3: It's been like 15 years.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? She did the smart transition.
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  Speaker 1: She transitioned to that porn.
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  Speaker 8: No, she ain't really doing porn for real.
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  Speaker 1: She just... A BBL. Nasty work. As soon as she
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  Speaker 1: put it out.
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  Speaker 4: The vultures were waiting. It was like they were circling
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  Speaker 4: a dying animal in the desert.
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  Speaker 1: The dying animal was her 18th birthday. That's when she
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  Speaker 1: dropped it? Her 18th birthday? Around the time.
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  Speaker 2: She became a millionaire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's definitely a millionaire. Freaky ass people, bro. It's
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  Speaker 1: famous for no reason.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like her 15 minutes- Yeah, you got to
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  Speaker 7: have some cool- She stretched it out for sure, but it's.
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  Speaker 6: She's famous for no reason, but- No reason. Nah, she's
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  Speaker 6: still there. We can't say her 15 minutes is up
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  Speaker 6: because she's still there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. I said it should have been up. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say it did.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, I'm talking about who is- Cooks. You know who
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  Speaker 3: mine is?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 3: It should have been up quicker, but it was Hawk Tua,
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  Speaker 3: the Hawk Tua girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She sabotaged herself. Or else she would still be going strong.
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  Speaker 1: Would she do the racism? No. She started a podcast. Yeah,
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: it was a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: She accidentally started a pump and dump crypto.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: She accidentally scammed thousands of people.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Yeah, she did a crypto scam.
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  Speaker 5: She got involved with the wrong people. They had her
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  Speaker 5: with pump and dump and she.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, I'm so sorry. They tricked her, dumbass.
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  Speaker 3: And then she just disappeared.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She had to go ghost.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Because... I think I have two. One is funny. One's sad.
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  Speaker 1: But still funny. One is, I don't know, TikTok, Netta
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  Speaker 1: and Charles. Oh, Charles. They still going. No, it ain't.
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  Speaker 1: They're not? They done? Them things, no. Have you seen them? No. No. But, like,
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  Speaker 1: they were going for a while, though, so, like. What'd
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  Speaker 1: they do? It was more like 20 minutes. It was
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: like they were... It was a thing. Kind of know
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  Speaker 1: Charles got his body done. What? He got... He got
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: fake abs.
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  Speaker 4: Literally all fat hair and then just a fucking manufactured
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  Speaker 4: six pack.
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  Speaker 1: That shit looks so nasty, bro. And then she started
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: making music and then he started rapping. Oh, yeah. They
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: was making diss tracks about the people talking about him.
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  Speaker 4: I think the cream of the crop was when they
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: acted like they were invited to the BET Awards. And
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: then it came out they were not invited to the BET.
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  Speaker 1: Awards at all. Why would they be invited to the
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: BET Awards? And why are you trying to fake to
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  Speaker 1: be invited to the BET Awards at 2026? Who cares?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lie. I'd expect us to get
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: invited to the BET Awards before them. I'm not even
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  Speaker 3: going to lie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, dead ass. Like, I'm 100% serious.
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  Speaker 7: Charles and Netta at the BET Awards.
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  Speaker 1: And they were like, they were the whole thing. And
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  Speaker 1: then the last thing.
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  Speaker 4: It's where they was faking videos of them having paparazzi
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: looking at them.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever seen these videos online.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: It's probably one of the most funniest things I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: It's an audio track.
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  Speaker 4: It literally sounds like just their cousins, like six of
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  Speaker 4: their cousins just saying the same lines.
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  Speaker 1: And they play that track over them running, like, walking
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  Speaker 1: to the car. Yeah. They get, like, no views. Yeah, bro.
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  Speaker 2: It's nasty work, man.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: What's the sad? Is that the sad one? The sad
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: one is, I don't know if you remember that video,
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  Speaker 1: The Apple Store Girl. Oh, the.
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That joke? Yeah. Her life is a shambles right now.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: It's bad, bro. She just, like... The Apple Store Girl?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, like, she did, like... She recorded herself dancing. I
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: remember that.
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  Speaker 7: I remember the video, but who was keeping up with it?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Her life is in shambles.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, all right, if you just Google her, look
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  Speaker 4: at her on TikTok. She's on TikTok doing the whole
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  Speaker 4: video trying to get people on live.
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  Speaker 1: She's constantly begging for people on live. Oh, she's still
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: doing it. Constantly. She's like, yo, if I get $ 20,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: I can get a hotel room for the night and
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  Speaker 1: get some bottles. She's doing that every day. And some bottles? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I only got nothing on the bottle. Y'all can send
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  Speaker 1: me $ 20 a gift and I can get the bottle.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: And then, like, she lost her kids to CBS. Like,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: lost custody of her kids. Damn. I'm not laughing at her.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: I'm laughing at the situation.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like you're laughing at her.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: I'm laughing at Elsie laughing.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're laughing at her. She lost custody
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  Speaker 1: of her kids. Shout out to EK. Um....
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Shout out to who?
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  Speaker 1: DK and another TikTok person.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: They also lost custody of the kids.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: That lady who had her kids on live porn, her shots.
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  Speaker 1: Just scumbag people on the internet. Oh, God.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Is this her?
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  Speaker 1: Is she big as hell now? Big as hell. She's huge.
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  Speaker 2: Nasty.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She has these marks on her skin. Oh, God, yeah.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: She got bugs that bite her or something. Oh, she
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: got bed bugs. She definitely got bed bugs.
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  Speaker 8: She had measles or something.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: The funny thing is, her house is dirty. That's the
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  Speaker 1: funny thing?
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  Speaker 3: No, the funny thing is her house is desolate.
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: But in the midst of all this nastiness and chaos,
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: she's still doing makeup tutorials.
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  Speaker 1: Like doing a.
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  Speaker 4: Full beat with bag bugs crawling in her ears.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Once a mooer, always a mooer.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Everything to not work. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. But
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: it gets to a point where it's like, all right, man.
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  Speaker 1: This just isn't for you.
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  Speaker 7: She's just trying to recreate it. She's just running it
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  Speaker 7: into the ground.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: What they call reheating the nachos. Yeah, absolutely.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: When do you think that original video came out?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, when we were in high school. Oh, yeah. Because
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: it was in an Apple store. That's when Apple stores
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: were really popping. It had to be no earlier than
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: us maybe... I would say maybe fresh video. We have computers.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: We can find this out. I know. I'm just asking.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Let's say a year.
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  Speaker 2: 2009.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: I was going to say probably 2011. Yeah, I was
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: going to go 11 or 10. So when that video
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: was recorded, I don't think that's when it went viral.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I think it went viral years later.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That is a different question, yes.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: When do you think it went viral? When do you
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: think the original... Oh, the original video?
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when do you think the original... That was my question.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Probably because it was a Pleasure P song. I don't
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: think it was with Pretty Ricky. I think it was
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: just him. It was 2009.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Mike was right. I was trying to give an education.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it raining that day? I think I got a hangnail.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Obama?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Was Obama there? Who was the vice president? Joe Biden?
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I was still blood.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 5: 2009, man.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 2009. I think her name is still Apple Girl
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: or something like that. It's really bad. It's like, ooh, girl.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: That's like Keenan right now. In 15 years, his name
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: on TikTok is Spaghetti Spaghetti Spaghetti. And then he's like
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: selling spaghetti t-shirts. The spaghetti tours is coming, y'all. I'm just...
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Why y'all keep asking me about the spaghetti shirts? I
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: need $ 50 to get.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: The merch out of the deposit box.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: It's like me at 50 talking about how many back shots?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Back shots? Reheat the nachos, man. Reheat the nachos. In
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: the microwave. Not the oven. No coof. Not air fryer.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: All together, too.
• 15:38
  Speaker 8: You look a mess for real.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Good Lord.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Including the sour cream.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And the hot sour cream. And the chives and the lettuce.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: All of it. All of it. All together.
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: Hot shredded lettuce. The apple store queen, though.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, in 2026.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Man, 17, people were born and are driving now in
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: this time frame.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: She's still running with it, man. It's bad. You got
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: to do what you got to do sometimes. You got
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: to get a job.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Speaking of things that are bad.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Which one? There's a couple bad jokes.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of bad.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: The worst thing.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Well, the worst thing is the Chinese invasion that's upon us. Bruh.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: It's in my house. I got that little thing. That's
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: the worst thing.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: We can let the people know about that.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: We're worried about dumb blood clots. No, no, no. There
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: is a Chinese stealth invasion happening in our midst. Right
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: under our noses. And we're aware of this. They're doing
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: it from within, Michael. Do you want to explain? Yeah, yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: So context. What was his name in that thing? Yesterday.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: So today's Monday. Yesterday on Sunday.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: We got together, the pod and our boy Harv. We
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: did a little photo shoot out in Philadelphia. I will
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: start by saying I apologize, Kenan.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: For what?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Because I was being a poo-poo about why we're doing
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: this in Philadelphia. It was a nice location. It made sense.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: It looked good. It was nice. It was nice. It
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: was nice.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, Burlington would look good too, but.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: It will. I still feel like. It will. We should
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: do that. We should still do that. Definitely should do
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: that before it gets too cold. But yeah. There's always
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: next year. That too.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Spring.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: 2027. It's always next year. Keep it moving. Keep it moving.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Bang, bang, bang, bang.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Pictures.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Pictures are only good for 2026. It's always next year.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Can only take pictures in 2026. I'm not coming outside.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: He said if it's not golf, I'm not being out there.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Reheating the camera nachos. Yeah, no thanks. It's so funny.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: You can tell when Lamar really doesn't want to do something. Listen,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: we all don't got to be there. Even the first
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: one is the same. We all don't have to be there.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Even with things I want to do, it's just like,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: I know my schedule is a little wonky sometimes.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: We'll wait for you, big dog. When he hit that joint,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: that shit is... That's the bow out. Lamont's not coming.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I need to reiterate for the fourth time. Everybody, me,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: don't got to be here. That's what I always say. Everybody...
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Don't gotta be here. Yeah. That's true. It's like when
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: your parents used to ask something from your parents. They'd
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: be like, hmm, maybe. You knew that maybe was always enough.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe was enough. You knew that maybe was enough.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: And they would get mad when you, well, not even they,
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: my mom.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: More so my mom. But back to the Chinese invasion.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: The Chinese invasion, yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: So we're doing a photo shoot now in Philly. Where
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: is this at? The Independence... Right in front of the Libertyville.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Independence Hall. Independence Park. National Park, whatever. A place I
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: never knew existed.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But we go there, me and, we were waiting.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: So I think it's like me, Harv, and Corey. And
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: we're just chilling, waiting.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: And you were there too? We were waiting for LZ.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Everyone but LZ was there.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was working.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: So we're all waiting, and this nice little Asian lady
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: just comes up.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Asian, remember that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Remember this Asian woman.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: This isn't even an Asian joke.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: No, this is not our usual material. She comes up
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: and just starts handing people things.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: What did she say? God bless you to y'all?
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, she said God bless you.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I have no clue what she said. Which I mean,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: all right, whatever. So Lamont says no.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Because I read it and I said, hmm.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Lamont says no. Corey says no. I say absolutely. Now
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: take it. It's a pamphlet that says... the Chinese stealth invasion.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Our five point plan to show you why the Chinese
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: are invading us through our internet. It had a QR
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: code I guess that linked to a YouTube video. None
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: of us did it except LZ who was bold enough to.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: I googled it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I googled it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: She hands us all this thing and we're like, but ain't.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You snitching? Is this a threat?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Mike was like, is this a threat or is this
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: an invitation? Is this recruitment tactics? This white lady that
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: was at the other bench was like, Yeah. What is this?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Because it's like, ain't you? But you. This isn't you?
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: This not y'all?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: This ain't your people's?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: You're not claiming that one?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: And then we looked up. She was gone. Like, where'd
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: she go? Moose. Yo, just flew off on a dragon somewhere.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Just fucking flew off on a dragon.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Her and Moose, you all grown up.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Just Moose you'd off. Just collected the talisman and got
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: the fuck on. Got the fuck on.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: She said, you go way, way, way too shallow. I'm
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: out of here.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: She said, God bless you.
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: Hey, man, call back Jalen Chan Adventure.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: But speaking of Philadelphia and bad things, Jalen, it has
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: been revealed that as of today on Monday, the, what's it,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: the 20th, 19th?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: 19th.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Monday, October 19th, that General Hertz will be out for
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: the rest of the season.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Because the blood clots were found earlier a few days ago.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: So let's do the whole timeline.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: He's out for the season because of blood clots in
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: his lungs.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: In his lungs.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: Now, the whole timeline is we played the Jaguars in
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: London last week.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Got to go back before that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Before that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Before the calf injury, right? Yes.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: He got cleated versus the Rams.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Cleated in the calf.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Cleated in the calf at the Rams game.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Right? Then he reported a calf injury. Yeah. And people
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: were like, where'd that come from? Where'd that come from?
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: He was just randomly on the injury report one day.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: It was like, all right, that's weird. Yeah. Then they
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: go to London.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Across the ocean.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Across the ocean. But they get there. They go, oh, no,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: they found a blood clot before they went, right? A
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: superficial blood clot. A superficial blood clot.
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: Apparently, they found out this before they went to London.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they saw he had a superficial blood clot.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, I thought all blood clots were.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Serious, but.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Superficial, meaning, like, surface.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Surface level, all right. Yeah, like, a little bit worse
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: than a bruise. So, nothing crazy to worry about.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: But then they go on this long flight to London.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Then they do more scans on it, and they go, oh...
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: This is a little bit official.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: What do they tell him to do?
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: They tell the franchise quarterback, arguably the greatest quarterback in
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: the history of the franchise, definitely the most accomplished.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. By far. Yeah. They tell him, hey, yo,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: this blood clot is a little bit more than we thought.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Here's the plan, bucko. We need you to not sleep.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: For 36 hours.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, when's the game? A day and a half from now.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: We need you to not sleep because if you sleep,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: you could die. Good with that, champ?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Wait a second.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: So the guy that actually came out and reported that,
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: he was like, so it might have not been 36 hours.
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: So the thing is, we don't know how long he
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: actually slept or did not sleep. But we do know
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: that this nigga was asleep up until the game pretty
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: much just started.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yes. Like he had just really woke up. They said.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: His representation made a comment. He got about three hours
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: of sleep. They said he slept two hours at the hotel.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: And then he got an hour of sleep at the
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: stadium before kickoff.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: Still nowhere near enough sleep before.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Playing a football game. So boom. The blood clot, he's
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: in the hospital, not sleeping. He's at the hotel, not sleeping.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Just one second on that. The position where I would
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: think you'd need to use your brain the most on
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: the field.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: He's probably out there feeling drunk.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: He did not sleep. And this is after a six,
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: seven hour flight.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: What are we doing here? Not sleeping.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: You're going to sleep deprive your quarterback?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And expect him to win. Good results. And then
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: throw him out there. And then he almost won. And
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: throw him out there. Except. Against a top-tier defense. Against
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: arguably the hottest team in the league at that point.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: At that point, they were very hot. He don't sleep.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: He got blood clots. They sent him out there. Mm-hmm.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: He still.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: It sounds crazy now.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Sounds absolutely insane. Under the circumstance, he balled.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: He played very well. 220 yards and no touchdowns. Under
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: the circumstances, he balled.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: That nigga would be fully healthy sometimes and be throwing ducks. So,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: that nigga out there in that circumstance.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe he needs to get less sleep on the regular. Maybe, yeah, maybe.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: They got to find the right level.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we keep him to four hours minimum.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe five to six.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Five to six. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can't get a four-eight.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: He's out there making something out of nothing. Yeah. So,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: he still leaves. He leaves the game with the lead.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Any normal person, you all, everybody watched football, you seen
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: how it went. And now, the fact that you did
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: all that, after all he went through, just makes me
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: hate all these niggas on the coaching staff 30 times more.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Boom.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: So now, he is sleep deprived with blood clots that
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: are worse than previously thought.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: They then decide, all right, bucko, you just went out there, champ,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: sorry for selling the game on you. Uh, Remember those
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: blood clots that you said we definitely thought you should
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: be moving around and.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't sleep and shouldn't be sitting in one place for
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: a long time? Yeah, get on this plane.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: For another seven hours.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: For another seven hours. Back to the States. And oh yeah,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: practice the next day. And then we can talk about
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: what's going on.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: And then the day after that, actually.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: And then the day after that. And now, surprise, surprise,
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: it got worse. Their blood clots had moved from his
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: lower extremities up to into both of his lungs.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: And now it went from, oh, we're not putting him
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: on IR, we're just going to not play him, to
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: now he's on IR, to now it's like, all right,
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: he's shut down for the season.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: This nigga's done for the season.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Done for the season. And now everybody's like, what the fuck? Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Because all that news happened in the span of a day.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: This is like, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? It wasn't long.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: And, you know, everybody has questions. Everybody had opinions. We'll
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: get to those dumb niggas in a minute. But we're
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: still in with the facts of the situation. All this
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: is coming out today. And now, later on, there's a
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: press conference that I guess is a standard press conference
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: that comes.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry. This is a whole week later.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: We played another game, which Jalen Hurts did not play
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: since then.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: So this is new team, new team we're playing, new week.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: After this whole debacle news come out, they have a
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: press conference, which is standard after every game we play
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: because we just got spanked by the Panthers.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: But he's out there.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: You would think that after probably the biggest news story
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: In Philadelphia, and probably in this, actually in football, maybe
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: all the sports.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: At the moment, this is the biggest story, yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: You would think they would send somebody other than the
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: head coach by himself. You would think the GM might
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: show up and answer some questions. Maybe like the head doctor.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: So they send Nick Sirianni out there.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. By himself. By himself. Facing this dumb Italian fuck. Well,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: we still got the audio, so we don't. Nah, nah, nah.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Run it back. Run it back. Run it back. Run
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: it back.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: That dumb Italian fuck, they sent him out there by
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: himself to rehearse the same answers.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't really want to get into it, guy. Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I'm not a medical professional, obviously, nigga. Obviously not, nigga.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You barely a football professional. So we know you're not
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: a doctor, fuckface. You just had to make it clear. Dr.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Sirianni.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dr. Dickhead.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: What's the prognosis on Jalen's lungs?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Dr. Dumbass. Can you tell me why it's prudent.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: To have somebody with blood clots sit for seven, eight hours?
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: No, you're an idiot.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: So we need to talk to somebody else. Talk to
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the supervisor.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: With all the information that was already at hand, there
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: was just no way that Jalen should have played in
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: that game.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Like even if, and I saw people, like, well, he's
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: a professional athlete, and he knew the risk. He's a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: grown man. Oh, my God.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: Nigga, if he had a broke-ass leg, and the doctor's like,
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: you can't play on this leg, he's not playing. It's
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: ultimately a coach's decision, especially when it comes to blood clots.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: But the people that were telling him, and it comes
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: down to the medical staff, obviously he was getting horrible advice.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Obviously. They were probably like, yeah, you can play through this.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It may or may not get worse. It's not limited.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: And they kept, and I knew shit was weird because
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: they kept stressing it. It didn't limit his performance. It
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: didn't limit, he wasn't hurt, he wasn't in pain. It
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: was just, it was uncomfortable.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It didn't hinder him. Not sleeping. Yeah. I don't give
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: a fuck. It doesn't matter if it didn't hinder him.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Clearly this is a serious issue.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: But it's like, like I said, I feel like Just
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: me spitballing here. I feel like the coaching staff or
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: the medical people in the Eagles team.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Said, can he play?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Not should he play? Yeah, of course.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Because he should not have played. He was capable of playing.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: He can play. He could play. But he could die. Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: I feel like they weighed the pros and the cons,
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: and they lied about the cons.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I think the cons aren't really cons to them.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody was lying. I think that it
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: was just a general manager, a head coach and a
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: medical team all cross collabing. And they're all speaking different
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: languages because they all have different interests and they're all
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: have different jobs that they have to do. And nobody's
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: really on the same page having like direct conversations. And
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: what do you know? He ends up playing. That happens
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: in corporate America all the time.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: In corporate America, we're not talking about someone's individual life
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: as much.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: No, we actually are in corporate America.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: An individual person's life.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people have died because of situations like this. And
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: it happens more than you think.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: What example for corporate America are you dipping up on
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: an individual person's life?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I wrote a paper on it in college.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: NASA.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: When there was an explosion with literally the same situation.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: They asked them- That's NASA. We're talking about corporate America.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: NASA's not corporate America.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: The NFL's corporate America.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? We're talking about white college. Your job. Yes,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that is corporate America. No, but your job does not
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: put your life at risk. That is not what everybody
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: thinks of me. Yes, it does.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Your job puts your life at risk.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: How?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Because of what I do for a living. My job,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: if you wanted me to be very technical- I'm a
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: senior flight operations support manager.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Right. Yes, I can put people's lives at risk.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about your life. Your life.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: In my life, at my job, I'm Howie.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not playing. I'm responsible for people like Jalen.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Yes, I am.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: This is normal in corporate America.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: All right, Corey.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: We're talking about, when you say corporate America, we're talking
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: about people that regulate like finance corporations.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: You don't think finance people are involved in this?
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: We're talking about Yeah, no, but somebody at like a
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: regular company, like a standard corporate, not like where NASA,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: where you're putting people in spaceships that fly.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's debt.
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: Or you're a flight manager that like, because overseas people
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: flying things. We're talking about people who just do spreadsheets
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: and insurance or finance and call centers.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: They don't do shit that affects people's actual life. An
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: individual person.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: When we say corporate, that's what the normal person thinks
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: of in a corporate world.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I look at the NFL as a corporate job.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they are a unique corporate job.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: You can't say that about any corporate job.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: No, you can't. You can't.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: It's still a business, but their job is obviously, it has.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Way more risk. Is the state corporate?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: No.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, the state is a public entity. Okay.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: But my job, Yes. My individual life is never at risk.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I can understand.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: No one in my company's individual life is ever at risk.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: But when you talk to people about prescribing the medicine.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: No, that's not the same.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: You're talking about him working.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: I'm an employee, just like Jalen is an employee.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I understand that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we're saying.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: What I am saying, though, this happens a lot more
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: than we think is what I'm trying to say.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: But what examples do you have?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I literally just showed you two.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I literally just had to talk to the Atlanta police
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: said it because somebody got their finger chopped off.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Like, this happens. This is normal. And they went up
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: to him like, well, can you still work? This is normal.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I keep telling y'all.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Y'all have friends that work in human resources.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: This is normal. I disagree. I wouldn't normalize this. You shouldn't,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: but this is normal. And I keep.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Well, normal doesn't mean it's okay.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that it is okay, but I'm just saying.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you're saying it's normal, pretty much brushing it
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: under the rug.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not brushing it under the rug.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that these are multiple entities working for
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: the same entity that are having cross-collaboration issues.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, we don't disagree with that.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: And this happens a lot more than we think.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: We just look at it as like, oh, we're gladiators.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: We're throwing football. We're tackling. No, I understand they're playing
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: a sport.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: But these are still corporate jobs.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Of course. Hold on.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: This is still a nigga who costs millions and millions
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: of dollars. So, yeah, they'd rather him be playing than not.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Of course. When you say cross-collaboration issues, what do you mean?
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: So, and I'm writing a curriculum about this. Okay. For Embry-Riddle, right? So,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: when we're talking about three different parties here and they
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: all have three different interests, right? They're all at three
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: different levels of education, right? All that, right? You're dealing
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: with doctors, you're dealing with lawyers, you're dealing with head coaches,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: and then you're dealing with an athlete. Everybody is collaborating
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: to try to find out what's the best solution, and
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: everybody's talking a different language.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, my question to you would be, who has different interests?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Howie has a different interest of Jalen. Nick Sirianni has
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: a different interest in the doctor, based on who they
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: report to. Howie only reports to one person, right? Everybody
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: that's talking reports to Howie. There's different pressures. Everybody has
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: a different interest.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: I understand people have a different pressure, but I think
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: everybody in this situation is all answers to ultimately the
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: same entity, which is the team and which is Jeffrey Lurie.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: So this is where I say the whole interest thing
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: is a little, I don't know. Like they have different
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: pressures and situations. I agree with that 100%. But I
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: think at the end of the day, they're going to
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: do what's best for the organization. And not the player.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. And I think these situations happen
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: too often where it's like, as cool if it's like
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: a contract dispute, you know what I mean?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Business is business. But it's like, this dude could have
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: died out there.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I understand that. But what I'm saying is.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Out there, on the plane.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: There's so many different things going on, right? Let's take
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: it from the bottom to the top. You got Jalen, right?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Who just wants to do what's best for the city,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: as he says, right? And then you got Nick Sirianni
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: and Jalen. Their interest is Jalen's like, I got to
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: play because he can't have a good game. Because if
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: he has a good game, my world changes in this city, right?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: You got Nick Sirianni, right? If you look at Howie, Nick,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: and Jalen, the only realistic person that can get fired
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: here is Nick, right? Right. My interest is I need
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: my Super Bowl winning quarterback, to play.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Right. Because my livelihood depends on this. I agree.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Because you have people like you that are saying, I'm
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: not going to be able to get another job like
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: this again, right? Two, hold on.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: You take it a step above.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: You have the medical staff who is new there because
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: they got a new medical staff after they won the
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl, right? Another thing, you have Howie who's had
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: two bad drafts in a row and he needs his
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: best player to play well against the hottest team.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: And play, okay. Right?
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: And then you have ownership who needs this game to
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: be profitable because this is a home game.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: And at the end of the day, I'm a billionaire.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: My value is you generating a profit for me, right?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: So if we have all these different people with different interests,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: there's multiple faults and hurdles that could happen. So, okay,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: after all you talked about- And if you're doing all this,
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: a big part of this is different types.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: And different levels of education, right?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: So you have people who you would deem is not
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: that smart in Nick Sirianni, and then you have somebody
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: who's a lawyer that's running the ship, and then the
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: recommendation is coming from doctors, right? Right.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: So, like, there's just a lot going on here. So,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: this is my problem. I'm sorry, Lamar.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: It's okay.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I think when you just talk that whole thing out,
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: I think all those people that you just described, they
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: may have different specific interests, but all their interests really rely.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: On, we want Jalen to play at the end of
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: the day. More than just a single game.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: You just said how he wants him to play because
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: the year needs to be successful. Nick Sirianni's job hinges
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: on him playing. The medical staff wants to have the
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: player play because they're new and they feel pressure. All
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: those different pressures lead to we need him on the field.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: So what do we got to do to get him
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: on the field? So that's what I'm talking about. I
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: guess I'm thinking of a more broad interest and not
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: the Pacific's pressures, which are very valid.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: But all those road lead.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: To putting this man in danger or ignoring maybe some
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: dangers to get the ultimate goal of getting on the
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: field and making profit and me having career success on
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: the field, all that.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: But I think the miscalculation comes from like, there's broad
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: interest is still the same and it's still what you're
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: talking about. They risked a longer period of time for
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: a single game. That's just a gross miscalculation. You could
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: say we know we're putting people's bodies at risk, but
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: did they not know the risk long-term versus a single game?
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Because that game in the big picture doesn't matter. It
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: doesn't matter to anyone of all those people you listed.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: The owner, Howie, Nick, even Jalen.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: The result of that singular game Does not change their
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: whole career.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Especially considering how ass everybody in this division is.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: You losing a game to a non-conference opponent is very minuscule.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: But you went from this from being maybe a two-week
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: thing to now this is a year plus.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Easy.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Easy.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: This is the rest of the season and the offseason. Really,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: maybe next year too. And really, could be his career.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Could be his career. We don't know. Don't know, but
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: when you're talking about people being on blood thinners, because
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Corey talked about this earlier, when a player's on blood thinners,
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: it could be.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Zero contact. You're probably on that. You could be on
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that for the rest of your life.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Chris Bosh.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: And if you're on that for the rest of your life,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: your career is cooked.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can't have physical contact.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: No, you can't. You can cut yourself and bleed out.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: It's like you tried to have the quick way out
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: or tried to put Band-Aid on something, and now it's...
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: way worse and now you have.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: The biggest thing of the year you know what i'm
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: saying so that's what i'm trying i don't i don't
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: understand and again this.
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: Why you say i was gonna say if you want
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: to add to this why you say that in in
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: addition to what you were saying cory roger goodell literally
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: did an interview i can't remember if it was before
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: or after the game it was after the game no
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: it was at halftime he literally was like Jalen Hurts
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: is the face of the league.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Is a face.
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: So when you have the owner out there with them
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: and then this is being said to, like the way
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: you look at this, like Corey, he's right in a sense.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: Like there's a lot of brains that are going into
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: this and there's a lot of bad decisions just based
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: on a moment.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: And it's fucked up because you're playing with this nigga's life.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: But they got the ultimate goal is to get the
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: big buck out there.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: On the field.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Especially because it was an NFL London game.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's marketing- All that. That's what I'm saying.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: There's a lot that I can understand why he played.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Should he have played?
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Clearly not. But again, we could all have that same
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: conversation and all wear different hats and end up in
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: that same situation.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I think it was... Especially because we all... Not for nothing.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Again, we all have different levels of education. We got
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: guys with no degree, guys with a degree, guys with
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: advanced degrees. And we could all have the NTSB in
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: that same fucking situation.
• 42:39
  Speaker 8: I feel like that was– I think that should have
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: been an obvious answer, though.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: That should have been– We could ask Lamont.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Lamont, can he play?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Well, Lamont would be like, well, he can. I think
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: the question now had to be like, what is the
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: worst case scenario? The worst case scenario is that's what
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you should be– especially when you're a doctor. This is
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: always based on what is the worst thing that could happen? Well,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that could happen– The.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Biggest tragedy in the history of this league probably ever,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: this nigga dies out there. Now, is this worth that
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: to these entities that don't give a fuck about the individual?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: And we saw that because it happened that way. So
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: there's different pressures, but their pressures, all those pressures and
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: motivations never include the wellness and well-being of the player. 100%.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: So I think that's what we're talking about. And if
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: you ask me with my, you know, my crown on,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: I think I'm not going to say this is purposeful,
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: but I will say Howie is probably thinking.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: This is a win-win.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: They immediately like, how can we make lemons out of
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: lemonade here? Like, This automatically gives him an out to
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: draft a quarterback high next year.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think that... This is somebody that he
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: didn't pick, right?
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: He did pick him.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: He did pick him? Yes.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: No, but I think that... I texted Julian this. I
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: was like, Howie's the luckiest person out of all this. One,
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: he gets to get out of that contract. Two, he's
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: not getting fired because he's like, I brought the city
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: three Super Bowls. I'm Teflon. He's not going anywhere. And
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I get to bring in... I'm probably going to get
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: a nice... Draft pick next year if I don't get
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: in trouble with the league. And you know what? I'm
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: going to take a quarterback. My window reopens because I
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: just freed up $ 60 million. And what you think that
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: quarterback going to look like? He ain't going to look
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: No. That's what I'm telling you.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: And I swear to God, I've seen people on Twitter
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: talking about, What do you think about taking Arsh Manning?
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I swear to God. Y'all wildin'. Come on. I swear
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: on everything that is sanctified and holy.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: They haven't watched Texas play.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: You have not watched. I've seen one person say, well,
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: he's still a Manning. I swear to God.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: He's still a Manning. He's not even really a Manning
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: like that. He's the son of the cousin who was
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: a receiver. He's not even like. He's not even like
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: a main man. He's not even the main bridge. He's
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: not a main man. He's not even for real.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: He doesn't come from an NFL Manning fan.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: No. He's from the cousin that ain't. He's a Manning adjacent. Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: He's a Mino. A Manning in name only.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: He don't got the actual genetic goods.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: He don't even got the quasi Eli Manning goods. No.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: He don't even got those.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: No.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: He just straight pure. Don't talk about my man. And
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a Texas fan. He still got goods. He just don't.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Don't talk about my man. Come on now. It's Archie.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: That's his nephew. Archie. Not Arch. Archie. There's an older one.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: There's a dad. Yeah, the dad. Archie. Payton. And then,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you know, Eli Cool. Archie not over Eli. That's debatable.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: It's not. That's the daddy. It's not. It's the daddy.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: It always goes over. It's the daddy. I'm about to say,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Arch is definitely at the bottom.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if Carter becomes the best basketball player in the world,
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: I'm the best basketball player in the world.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: All right, man.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: All right. All right, bro. All right. All right. He
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: came for me. All right. Okay. Okay.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: But that's what LeBron's dad is saying somewhere.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: That's the type of time.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not a deadbeat. So, I earned my bragging rights.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, man. I think, yeah, it's nasty. I think
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: they definitely don't care. Honestly, I think, yeah. I don't.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: It's nasty.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I don't. What do you think the outcome is going
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: to be? I think, to me, I don't know.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: It's like all but certain he's not playing for us
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: next year.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: And I hope he doesn't.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: My hope is that he sues the Eagles or the NFL, whoever,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: gets a bag, and then parlays that bag into a
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: nice broadcasting career if he wants to. Probably he doesn't
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: seem like the broadcasting type. He don't talk much. Maybe
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: he write a book or something, a children's book.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Whatever the fuck he do on his spare time. Maybe
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: go on tour with Frankie Beverly.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh, they're dead. Frankie Beverly died. They did. Well,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: it goes toward with Mays. Jalen Hurts and Mays? Jalen
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Hurts and Mays. I'll get a ticket.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: But I think that's the thing, though. I think it's
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: an out for Howie regardless because let's just say he
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: does come back. Jalen don't want to play here no
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: more after y'all just did this to me?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: There's no way he... There's no way.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: I saw somebody make a good point that could be
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: kind of true where they said that the fact that
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: the news is coming straight from Jalen's agent and not
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: some unnamed source, they were like, maybe their relationship is still.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: That don't say that to me. Salvageable.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I mean, it could.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: That just say, hey, the fact that he had to get...
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I think he got his own doctors to find this out.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I think he got his own doctors coming back. I
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: think they said, yeah, we'll go back here.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: For all we know, Daylon could have been well-informed and
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: he just said, I still want to play.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Could be. Who knows? I said, I think that's what happened,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: but he's not a doctor.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: So it should be up to... Not even Serie A.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: It should be up.
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: Once it gets to this level of severity, it should
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: be the owner and the GM like, yo.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: He's not playing. Right.
• 48:21
  Speaker 7: That's my problem. The doctor should step. Whoever the doctor is,
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: you have no fucking balls, bro. You should have stepped
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: in and be like, yo, he's not playing. This is
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: not safe.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not signing off on this. Back to what Corey
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: was saying. Back to the pressure. They're new. I don't
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: give a fuck how new you are. You still have
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: to study to be a doctor. I don't care how
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: new you are.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: They fired the entire medical staff after the Super Bowl
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: and then replaced the replacements.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: That.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: But guess what? It's about to happen again.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about to happen again, but you're still a doctor.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: It's about to happen. But look at the conversation we're having.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: That's how they got here. You should still know better.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: You should still know better. It's the Jags. Nigga, we
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: already suck anyway. Why are you risking this man's life?
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: That should have been the conversation. And it really, really
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: shouldn't be the conversation.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: That should have been the conversation. But it just makes
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: it more so. And then you lose the game anyway.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: How?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Coaching. Not even Jalen's fault. And this nigga's still the
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: head coach. White privilege. Give him a fucking... Give him the...
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Give him the kufi, man. And that's why you can't
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: say anything to me about Jalen Alexander.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Because that nigga still went out there and did everything
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: he could to win. And his niggas that root for
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: the Eagles talk about.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: If Tanner McKee balls out, we need to have a conversation.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Ain't no fucking conversation. Nigga, that nigga ass.
• 49:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we saw that. Man, we saw how bad that
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: offense truly is without Jalen.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Harris, bro. Now, quarterbacks don't come out the sky. Nigga,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: we ran.
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: Every time we get under the center, it's either a
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: play action or we're just running it up the middle.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: And you know what teams did to counter that? Automatically blitz.
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: Because we never drop straight back and throw the ball.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I'm a casual, nigga. I shouldn't know that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I'm even more casual.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm a casual. We line up on the center. You
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: better believe. The niggas who get paid so much money.
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: Did you see what happened on the first? This is
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: how I knew we were really fucked.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We don't mean to get too deep. I'm
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: about to say, guys. We got to move on. Goddamn.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: We got to move on. I know. We are.
• 50:20
  Speaker 8: The first play of the game, bro. Four linemen were
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: blocking one person.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Ah, shut up! Nigga, I'm mad! You could be mad,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: but this is... Shut up, Gaten!
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I'm mad!
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: Four people were blocking one person, dog.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: First play of the game. You literally practiced that all week.
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: The first play of the game is something that should
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: not get fucked up.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sports girlies.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: And sports bitch ass niggas. No, I'm just playing.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Sports bitch ass? You mean sportsless?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Sportsless.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say sportsless.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: The sports ones like the conversation.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: This is superseding sports anyway. This is beyond sports. It
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: really is a conversation about black people's health.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: And misdiagnosis.
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: Misdiagnosis within the black community.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: You can always ask for a second opinion from a
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: doctor or from a different doctor. From my own medical history,
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: when I was 12 or 13, don't remember.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: I had a knee issue and I didn't know.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: What was going on because I'm a child.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: And my doctor said it was growing pains from an x-ray.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: He said it was what?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Growing pains.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Growing pains? That's an actual medical thing? You never heard
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: He said it was pretty much growing pains.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Wait, Mike, you never heard of growing pains?
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: I thought that was just a euphemism for like growing
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: up in life.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a physical medical thing. No,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: your legs never just hurt. The euphemism comes from the
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: actual growing pains. Nah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Your bones are rapidly growing.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I've never heard growing pains in a medical sense. Yes.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's talking to a child.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not going to say the medical term for it.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: It was actually, I had a torn- It's normally said
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: towards taller people. Yeah.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Oh. I had a torn meniscus.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's why.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: And this doctor was never going to find it because
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: he said I had growing pain, so I went to
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: another doctor. I was privileged enough to go to another doctor,
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: find out.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: What was really going on.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: And got it fixed.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: You just think of all the black women that die
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: all the time. I get that. That's probably what was
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: wrong with my name.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: Black women that die all the time in childbirth because-
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Doctors just don't listen to them.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Especially because if you look at the percentages of black
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: women that have C-sections, they're astronomically high. It's just crazy.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: And it just stems all the way from back in
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: the day where they just completely felt like black people
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: could tolerate more pain or feel less pain. They actually
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: thought we were superhuman, to be honest. Yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Not quite.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: But also inferior. Crazy, crazy.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: What a dichotomy of men.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Built the country, but also astonishingly lazy. And dumb.
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: We're dumb and stupid and lazy. But you take away resources.
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: If we're inferior, why can't we have the same resources?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: What's going to happen? Everything. Are we going to pass you?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: God forbid. Or not even bad. Catch up. Kind of. Close. Equal?
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Scared of that. Equal? What a foreign concept. Yeah. This
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: is America. We're not here for equal. Equality in America.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: And that's why you should vote.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. At the end of the day. Everything's going to leave.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Until after the primaries, midterms, I mean, everything's going to go.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I don't care what we're talking about. It's going to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: go back to voting. Yeah.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Bang.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: Boom, wang.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Boom, wang. Sorry, guys.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I actually saw a random... I saw... What's his name?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Asaf from Georgia. He was on the 85 South Show.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Really? Interesting.
• 53:44
  Speaker 8: Where the guy that was.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: What?
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: Who?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: John Asaf. John Asaf. I'm like, wait, what?
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know what position he's going for because I
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: don't live in Georgia.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Senate or something.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was on the... I was like, oh,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: that's cool.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: That is... I appreciate that. I mean, that's probably... You
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: got to hit the people where they are. He was
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: on the 85 South Show? Mm-hmm. That's tough. Hit the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: people where they are. Hit the people where they are
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: and actually talk about shit. Exactly. Jasmine Crockett. Yeah, anyway,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: here's this award, Chris Brown. I made up. I literally, oh,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: it's a Texas award for a nigga that's not from Texas. Like,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: what the fuck, man?
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Never mind. I'm sorry.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it. It's okay. It's okay. Bitch. Almost.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: It's almost. This. This. Anyway.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: But, yeah. Shout out John Arsof, I guess. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: As much as I can shout you out. Shout out
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: to Abdul Arsa.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my boy. Y'all see that video of him
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: talking to the white guy, Tommy? What's your name? Tommy? Yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: You didn't see it?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: He was doing like a little town hall thing, and
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: this white guy goes, do you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood? Like.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: The Muslim Brotherhood. The terrorist group? Yeah, I think I do.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: And he goes, what's your name? I'm Tommy. And he
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: just kind of does the Socratic method and just keeps
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: asking him questions. Why would you ask me that? Would
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: you assume I have support of the Muslim Brotherhood? You've
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: never asked anybody else. He's like, do you ask everyone
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: that question? He's like, no. He's like, well, have you
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: said you disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood? No, but I do.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I do too. He's like, I do too. So thank
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: you for wasting everybody's time. Quite literally.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Then you come to find out he's like a Republican,
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: works for a Republican staff for somebody. And they were
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: paying people $ 200 to go to these.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Events that he speaks at to just ask weird questions.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Dumbass fucking questions. Yeah.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: That's what's going on.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Vote. Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: What was that one?
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: I could just go to questions.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: I did, but it's okay. I'll save it for later.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: If only I could get some more coding.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Coding?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Are you Reggie?
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: No, I'm Eeyore.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I really need that Promethazine. That's crazy. Speaking of Winnie
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: the Pooh, Did you know? Something Winnie the Pooh.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: First of all, I didn't know the creator of Winnie
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: the Pooh was British or something.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Winnie the Pooh is British.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, bother.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I just thought that's just bare ass.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: This is just how bears talk in the Hundred Acre Wood.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, Robert. I think Winnie the Pooh is at a
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: museum in New York or somewhere.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about, Mike?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: There's like a... I'm sorry. Into the mic.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: You got to just go ahead.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Just go ahead. All right.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Wait, you said Winnie the Pooh's in New York? No,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: just go. Just go.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: There's a bear in New York covered in honey.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: He's stuck in a hole. The 100-year-old is in the Bronx. Oh,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: we go to Dyckman.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Winnie the Pooh's actually Albanian.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, Potter.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, Potter. I'm outside leaning on my chest.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, Potter.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I'm with the Brooklyn Crips. Oh, brother. The New York Knickerbockers. Oh,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: this is what it is. I guess Winnie the Pooh
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: turned 100 recently.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: And I guess the Winnie the Pooh characters were based
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: off actual stuffed animals that the.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: The whole story is based off the creator's son. Okay.
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: And like all his toys and all the animals are
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: based off these toys. And these original toys, I think
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: were gifted to the publisher. And then the publisher donated
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: them to a museum in New York. And like every year,
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: London or I guess the actual government or something like that,
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: they're like, hey man, can you give us those back?
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: And the museum's like, Nah, actually. And I just thought
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: it's so funny that Britain's asking people.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: To give artifacts the nerve.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: The actual gall. The unmitigated gall. Can we have that back? Nah, actually.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Did you give any of that other stuff back?
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I think there are quite a few countries in Africa
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and India....
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: India specifically might have similar complaints.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: You know those big ass diamonds you got locked up?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Can we get those back? That Hope diamond.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: Y'all dug that up in Worcestershire?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Manchester? You found them big ass rupees in Liverpool? Yeah. Really?
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Those are the Coventry emeralds?
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Really? Really? The Ipswich Town diamonds? Yeah. Y'all even got
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: the weather for that. The fuck? Or the soil. There's
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: no pressure. Y'all got none of that. If there were
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: crystallized beans, then we'd be talking. Diamonds? No. Hell no.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got nothing for that shit, nigga. Stolen goods.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Stolen goods.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: Here at the India Museum of Art, we have the
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: crystallized Brickle Brackle Beans.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Brickle Brackle. Completely sourced from the Ganges. Fizzy Wickets. Fossilized
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Blood Sausage.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: Fossilized Blood Sausage.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Yo, the food is just so jarring. I'm going to
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: take some of these beans and put it in this
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: jacket potato. That's fine. That's not fine, but that's crazy. No.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: But the fact that they just, the condiment for fries
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: is vinegar.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: They need to be shot. I'm not going to lie
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: to you.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: I thought that was for the fish.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: No. No. It's for the fries. They put vinegar on fries.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Like ketchup. Like, on the table, y'all know more than
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I know. Y'all been out there.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: The mayo I can excuse.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: It's like ketchup, vinegar be out there. The bad thing
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: is we have salt and vinegar chips. Same thing.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: That's also disgusting to me. That's nasty.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, I agree, too. But if you put vinegar on
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: a pizza. On a potato chip, you'll put it on fire. Yeah,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: that's where it came from.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: I only eat those ones, so I have to have
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: a real craving for a salt and vinegar chip. I'll
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: eat them. You like salt and vinegar chips? I can't
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: get past the smell.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to say I like them as in
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: I'll eat them, but I'm like, oh. It's only very
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: rare that it's like, oh, I got to have a salt.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: We got to do better.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: It's never. You don't need those. As a child, it
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: was more just so that's the last thing left in
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the box. I ate those all the time, so that's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: where I kind of developed the taste. When she was pregnant?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: I don't even like the color scheme and the design
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: of the salt and vinegar bags.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: It's like a light blue. And I like light blue.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: That's my favorite color. That don't give bags of chips.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: That shit just throws me off. I don't know.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: No thanks.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: North Carolina chips.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Speaking of food, I got some questions for y'all. I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: like food. Would you rather only have room temperature food
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: or room temperature drinks?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Room temperature drinks.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Room temperature drinks. Yeah, no.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. I'm not even thinking about it. Room
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: temperature drinks.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: I think that's a no brainer.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of easy for real, for real.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: I don't even like warm temperature food.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Hmm?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Room temperature food.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Because I'm not eating ham sandwiches all day.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: You tell me that you're eating a room temperature steak? Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: So a lot of times, I don't even like my
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: food to be really hot. I burn my mouth easily.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: You child. Not really hot, but like room temperature. Room temperature.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: So like right now, your food would be this degree.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: It's not cold. It's room temperature.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: That's fine. Nah.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: What about you, Lamont?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: I think the room temperature food would be all right.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Like you never have a cold or hot beverage?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: No hot chocolate. I don't eat, I don't drink hot
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: beverages that much anyway. No tea. And cold beverages, I'm normally,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I don't put ice in my shit. The cold thing
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: will hurt me because I like a cold drink. Yeah,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: you know more cold drinks. I've literally eaten food straight
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: off the fridge. I hate cold food. I don't.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: It's not cold, it's room temperature.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Room temperature. That's cold to me.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: That's cold.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: See, that's different. That is cold. Unless the room is
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: like 95 degrees.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: You get the Chick-fil-A and you just let it sit
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: until it's like room temperature.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Room temperature.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: I threw my fries away. But usually, yeah, I would
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: just go and eat that.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Nah. Just think you ordered Chick-fil-A, and that's how it's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: given to you every time.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nah. I need a price reduction. Nah.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Facts. What about a milkshake? You don't like milkshakes? I mean,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: if I never have a milkshake again, I'll be out. Yeah,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: that's not a deal breaker for me.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: Because I don't drink milkshakes that often now. Granted, I
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: did just have a milkshake. Room temperature ice cream.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Eee, yuck. Hmm. You can't even try to rationalize that anymore.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: I can.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: I'll just have a milkshake.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: That's a milkshake to me. Room temperature milkshake. No, we
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: have good milkshakes. Yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: You have room temperature milkshakes.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I just won't have no milkshakes. All right. You can
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: have your ice cream.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: I'll have my milkshake. It's all right.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, nah. Nah. Nah. All right. All right.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Six. Ooh.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Now, here's a question off that.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Would you have everything you ever eat or drink always
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: be cold or everything you eat and drink always be hot?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: I think we asked that question when you were here.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, when I wasn't here? I think. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, I think we did that.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: I think I said everything cold.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: LZ said something real stupid, but we just breezed.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: On by it. Oh, yeah. I think I said, why does,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: what did I say?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: No, you said, why does hot stuff get cold and
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: cold stuff get hot?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: I was like, why does hot stuff get cold and
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: cold stuff get hot?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: We were like, huh?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Why? Why? Because, you know, science. Molecules.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Room temperature. Equilibrium. Equator? Why do hot stuff get cold
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: and cold stuff get.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah, my hot food get cold, my cold food get hot.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Because when the food gets closer to the equator, it
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: gets warmer. Closer to the equator. Actually, yeah.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: When you take food down to Florida, it gets hotter
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: as you go down the highway.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you knew that. I agree. And
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: if you go up to the Arctic... But when you
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: go to Canada... It gets colder. That's why everything is
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: cold at Niagara Falls at the food stands. What in
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: the fuck? Cold Canadian vegan? Not in Canada. Next question.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: This is a lot of questions.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: This first question it says is, what's the etiquette when
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: given a handjob in a car?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: This feels pretty silly, but I'm honestly asking. I'm really
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: more interested in the cleanup part. Because that turned out
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: to be a problem in the recent experience that inspired
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: this post.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: We got lucky. I found some paper towels and everything
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: was okay. But what if you don't have that?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: Is it expectation that the person giving should like swallow it?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: What if you're really not ready for that yet?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I wasn't.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: How else do you avoid making a mess in the car?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: Does he open up his door and finish outside? What
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: if someone sees him?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a woman asking this? Or just somebody
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: who gives hands?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: Someone who's giving handjobs. I've never given a handjob in
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: a car.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Have you ever received one?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: So what happened at the end?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I never got one to completion in the car. That's crazy.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They gave you boo-boos? Yeah, I was
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: going to say.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: That shit don't really do nothing for me like that.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: They got to have a full set up.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Just a dry hand beep. Mike doesn't want an old-fashioned.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not busting off that.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: But if you got the full setup, you got some oils,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: some lubes, and you really in there working for it.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: That's too much stimulation for me, man.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I need a candle. A candle in the console. It
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: needs to be something for our slip and slide.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: You got some surfactants.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, light that candle and put the wax on me.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You got to play some tank. What in the hell?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, because listen, like, are there any drive beaters
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: in here? We've already gone over this. Me. Mm-hmm. Oh,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: everybody's in here? I can do both. Yeah, I can
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: absolutely do both. Whatever the situation calls for. Yeah, I'm
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: a switch hitter.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I don't care who's pitching. Never mind. My bad. All right.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: That's what I just said. Could it be more comfortable? Sure.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: For sure. Travis Hunter, I go both ways. Yeah. I
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: might pick it off. I might score a touchdown. And
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty damn good at both. Either way, I could
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: be a starter. But to answer the question, though. I guess, yeah.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: If there's no napkins, you just scoop it up, fling
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: your hand out the window.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Drop off. Yeah.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. You just need to have it. You should always
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: have some type of paper towel. How do you not
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: have paper towels in the car?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you should have paper towels or just napkins. I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: have a stack of Chipotle napkins in my car.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Send a couple. I put mine in the glove. The
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: easiest thing to do if you have an undershirt like
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: a beater's on, you take that off.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: Use that.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: That too.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: I'd rather you take off one of my socks.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Or socks. I'll go without an undershirt. Yeah. Right off
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: the foot is crazy. That's nuts. Right off the foot
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: is nuts. That is crazy. No pun intended. Hold on.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Hold on. That is crazy.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: But if you start doing that in the car anyway,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 8: you should be prepared for the mess.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Like, you know. If you're not ready to lick up
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: that nut, don't make it. Pretty much. For real. For real. Yeah.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get too graphic. Or just use
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: your drawers. They're ready off anyway. Yeah. But.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Are they?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Are they? You, we sticking it through the hole?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Sure, for a handjob, probably.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: Or just down to the thighs. No, because Keenan is
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 7: naked in the car.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: We already know how you get down. I got to
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: be comfortable. The car, the kitchen, the living room, don't matter.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: You don't have to be manspreaded in the car. I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: got to be comfortable. You got to be. That's too comfortable.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Hanging on the side. You got to put it up
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: on the console. You need to be able to get
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: up under there. Asshole out in the car. Get up
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: in there. Jesus Christ. Beeping on the horn.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: Why is he beeping on the horn? He's shifting the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: gear with his ass. Putting the car in neutral with
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: a sphincter.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. He's in the push start. Flicking on the
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: window shields. Turning the wipers.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Turning the wipers?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: With his ass. With my ass? With his foot. With
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: his ass. And my standing, and like, what am I doing?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell us. You tell us. I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: don't know. How is my ass facing the stairs? I
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: don't know. Once you're naked, I don't know what you're
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: doing out there. Asshole kisses the rear view mirror. Like,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Like, hey, you're in the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: parking lot of Wendy's. Yeah. You're the one with your
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: underwear off.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: I feel like you'd be the one to... get on
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: top of the sunroof and let her.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Do it like a hamster. Do the hamster? Yeah. I
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: brought that up. She said no. What is the hamster?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Imagine.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: Where you got a sunroof and you put your dick
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: through the sunroof so then she'd be in a hamster boat.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: You're planking on the top of the car.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Keenan is the.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Most likely of us by far to get a public
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: indecency charge.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Easily.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Because the shit that his mind goes through.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: So here's the thing. It came out of his mouth, but...
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: I would never ask that. But the thing is, like...
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: But I.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: He described it and said he asked for it. Hold on.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Did you say he said, oh, I brought that up
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: to my partner.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: She said no. Yeah. I would never even consider it.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Because I know what it is. He knew what it
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: was too. I have never heard it. He know what
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: it is. That means you proposed it. You got your
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: ass to the moon. Amen. Your ass is facing the
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: sun guy. Your ass is facing a lion's belt. It's
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: literally a full moon on a full moon. Your asshole
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: is in front of Ursa Major and Minor. Amen. Ass
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: to the Milky Way. I was going to say ass
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: just facing the Milky Way. Yes. While the milk is
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: going south.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: You know Kenan has all of his clothes off.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's butt-ass naked. No, he just got his shirt on. Nah,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: if I'm doing a hamster joint, I can't be outside.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: So I'll have it down.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, because now you have some decorum.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Not suspicious at all. Why is that guy laying
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: on top of his sunroom? I mean, I wouldn't do
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: it around, folk. Like, that's crazy. You might as well
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: be naked then. No. No. The thing that keeps his
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: drawers on or off is... A rolled window of the car.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: That's what... Well, you know.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 6: Sunroof is what keeps... You know, like, it's legal to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: be naked in your car, right?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: See, you know that. I do know that. Because you
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: researched that. It's legal to be naked? No, no, I
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: didn't research that. I've just come across that fact. It's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: just something I came across.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: I'm about to say, I don't believe this.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can be naked in your car. You can be.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: You can be. Legally? Legally. And, like, no tents. That's
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: a disgusting loophole, if true. Yeah, it's not explicitly illegal.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: It's just Legally frowned upon Yeah Probably sure It's just
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: not a social norm Yeah sure But just Well I
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: don't know You can't You can't get charged For farting
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: in front of people Intentionally Yeah But it's like I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: still wanna book you.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: It says Under state and local Public indecency So yeah
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: It's illegal.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: You said what?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: It's not like a federal crime.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: It says it's illegal You get a ticket.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah Cause if you're in.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Public view Okay That's still a weird ticket to have
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: on your jacket, though.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: If the state says it's fine to be publicly legal.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Strange crime.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: You're good.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: But another, I guess, kind of relationship-esque question. They said,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: does it mean something when a girl asks if you
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: live nearby? Or is it just small talk? I feel
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: like it's been happening more and it feels like a
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: code or something.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Do you live by? The code is, if you around,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: we can work this out and maybe I could... Slide
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: your way.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: So it's more than just small talk.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: Ask me if I'm nearby.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they're asking.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say go far saying like that,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: but it shows some level of interest. Like, are you
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: in the area? If I wanted to see you, could
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I see you?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Hot singles in your area?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Wait, can you say one more time?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: I just deleted it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: It was like, what does it mean when somebody asks you,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: do you live nearby?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Are they just small talk or is it like? Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: They're probably trying to see you. Yeah. Yeah. You live close? Yeah.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Because you didn't want to see somebody. I mean, it
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: could be... I mean, anything could be small talk, but
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: it's like, you kind of would pick up if that's...
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: Most people aren't interested in your whereabouts if they're not
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 8: trying to see.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, specifically your whereabouts. Do you live close by? I'm
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: trying to find out. I'm trying to... What? Trying to
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: see how close I live. That's the best case scenario.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: The worst case scenario is, do you live by a
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: song and get some niggas to rap? The Tampa Bay
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Raiders are going to the... Very likely.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Question.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Someone said, what's up, NTS? Excuse the lengthiness of this question.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: It's not that long. Don't worry.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: After an awful experience.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: I had to ask this. What were some of your
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: worst gym moments? I have two horrible ones.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: One was going to take a shower and as I'm
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: in there, I feel burning in my nose and smell shit.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: I turned to the corner of my shower and a
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: fucking turd is right there So I've dubbed.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: The rest and just leave.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: A what? How do you not see that?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: A turd was just in the shower.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: How do you not see that?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: I guess they weren't looking.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: What gym was that?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: How do you not see a fucking turd?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: They said, another time I was.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: Another time I walked to this Eugene Crabb looking motherfucker,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: ass naked, taking an Al Sharpton picket at his locker.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: This was at Edge Del Rann.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: SMH. I thought I had my hoodie on.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: So, Edge Delran, so you missed a brown turd on
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: that white-ass tile?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Oh, they said the second was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: at Edge Delran. Oh, the second was Edge. I don't
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: know if the first one was. Kyle, I'm about to say,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Edge definitely has white showers. How the fuck did you
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: miss that?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: But what if it was in the corner? Like, you
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: just walked straight in?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Which corner? I don't know.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: I've never taken a shower there, but there has to
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: be somewhere where you walk.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: In and you're not looking.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: I don't know about everybody else, but me, whenever I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: take a shower at the gym, I'm looking at the
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 6: floor first.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: I'm looking at, granted, I'm not in there barefoot, but
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: I'm looking at, so I don't know how the fuck
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: you missed.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: That. You sound like a barefoot gym shower kind of guy.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: I don't really have any bad, horrible gym moments that
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I can think of.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, one time a person was just doing front
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: flips and back flips off the equipment for no reason.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Was that at Edge too?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: No, I was at Planet Fitness.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I know a guy. There was a guy that was
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: doing that at Edge. Just doing flips?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: It's probably the same guy.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: It probably was the same dude. Was he kind of short?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: A little guy?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I could literally describe this motherfucker. I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: hate him. Thank you.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: Any crazy gym experience?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Crazy? No. My bad. Crazy.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 7: I mean, I used to work at the gym, so
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 7: my experiences are literally just work experiences. We had people
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: on drugs coming to the gym. It was clearly tweaking out.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 7: men standing outside the women's only area, standing outside the...
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: All of this is at Edge Del Rey as well,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: by the way. Men standing outside where they do yoga
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: and Pilates and stuff and just standing there looking into glass.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: People who got banned who try to come in and
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 7: sign up under different names.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how that works. They have a database
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: of niggas' faces.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: Exactly. And they still try. We had this one dude.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 8: Everybody knows him.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: He came in here trying to work out with a
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: football helmet on.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Ah, boy. You know what I mean?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: They got a documentary about that nigga now. Deja Love.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: Oh. I mean, anybody can do a documentary. I mean, Netflix. Yeah,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: it's Netflix. They're doing like the, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen that.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I've seen all type of shit at the gym. Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: I forget exactly what happened, but me and X had a,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: A non-verbal, non-confirmed beef with another nigga at the gym.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: To the point where we thought that possibly wasn't going
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: to end up in 50 Cuffs.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: But me and X was working out and.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: I forget what he did. Or I forgot what we did. Actually,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: I don't think, no, we did nothing. But this nigga
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 6: was looking at us dumb crazy.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: And we like... Like, does he have a problem? Like,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: you good, bro?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: You fine?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: Like, I don't know if we was taking too long
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: on the machine or some shit, but this nigga was
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: looking at us like we just kissed his bitch in
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: front of him. And it's like, so for the next
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: few weeks, the nigga would always look at us crazy.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: And X was like, yo, I'm about to smack a
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: boy in the mouth, bro. Because I don't know what's
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: going on here. I don't know what his issue is.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: But he needs to get his shit together because- Nothing
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: happened for you to have any kind of ill will,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: any kind of feelings.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Like, what's wrong with you, bro? Yeah.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 6: And I remember I was working out one day, and
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: X wasn't there yet, but he wound up coming in late.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: He was like, yo, I saw a boy fucking me
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: and Muggy. I was about to grab him by his neck.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: I was like, yo, I forget what happened, what exactly
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: we did, or boy thought we did or something, but yeah,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: definitely had to beef with a nigga in the gym.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Other than that, I don't have any bad... Beef with.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: For no reason.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: No reason.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: No reason. Yeah. It wasn't even confirmed beef, but he.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: He was just mean muggers there.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: He might have just had like a wrestling bitch face
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: or some shit. I don't know, but.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Could be.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Could be. Could be. Could be, but.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Well, next question.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Ooh, let's see.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Ah, yeah. Speaking of football, it says you get $ 1 billion.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: But if.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: The Cleveland Browns ever win the Super Bowl, you die.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Are you taking the deal?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Ever?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: In your lifetime.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: And I get a million dollars?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: Billion.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: A billion.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: A billion dollars.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: But if the Browns win the Super Bowl, you die.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: The Browns?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: Cleveland Browns.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Doing it. I think I might do that. I might
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: do it. I think I might do it. Because them
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: niggas are like 30, 40 years away from him. So
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: As long as they keep Deshaun Watson on the books,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: I'm good. Yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: If you see them get close, you can start tampering.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Honestly.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Honestly. I'm going to tamper with that.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: I would just buy the Browns.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: You could become a minority owner.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: And then make sure. And then, yup.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: For our starting quarterback out of Pitt University, Lamont, Calvin
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Lamont Mason.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Hell nah.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 7: My quarterback walking out there like this.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: I have inside information the star quarterback is gambling on games.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I will testify after the season.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: My quarterback's going to have a chicken wing.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Now we're going to our live feed from the newest
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: quarterback draftee from the Cleveland Browns, Armajot Singh from.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Burlington, New Jersey. I haven't known he played college football.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: Unveiling the new head coach, Nick Sirianni.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just putting all my niggas on the team. Go ahead, nigga.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Left tackle, Rashid Tawar. Right tackle. Why are we giving
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: out everyone's governor?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Gary.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: Gary.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Gary Jack 96.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Gary Jack 96. Sinner. Harv. Left guard. Tempo. This team is...
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: This team is getting cracked. Everyone's over 30. God.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Zero athletic experience.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: I'm going to have one player that might cut it,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: but I'm going to make Wadamie the quarterback.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: Shit, he don't have no business being here. Nah, I'm
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: going to make that nigga the fucking corner. He's going
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: to be useless. His long ass. Useless. You're not rushing
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: the quarterback, nigga. Get out there. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Get out there. I'm having you at punter.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's a good bill.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: We should make the team all our friends in the
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: wackiest position. This is going to be like backyard sports. Yeah,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm taking that. And I'm buying the Browns. And then, honestly,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: they're so dumb. They're going to keep coming. So I'm
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: going to recoup my billion within five years.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Easily.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 7: All you got to do is one major free agent signing.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: Just make a nice little fake splash.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a bunch of niggas out there
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: and fucking Baker, bring Baker Mayfield back. I'll be good forever.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Just get Miles back.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Just get the best.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Corner and then everybody else stinks.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing Tim Tebow back. Tim Tebow? Yeah.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: I would just make sure the team is always average.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: You don't have to put your friends in there. We're
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: going to draft 15 or 16 each year.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: We're trying to have fun. We're trying to have fun. No,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: I'm putting Stephen A. Smith at slot corner. Mm-hmm. I'm
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: putting Artie's child at safety. Artie's child is crazy. Just
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: sign Dak to $ 60 million a year.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: What could go wrong?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to sign Dak. Why stop at $ 60?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Dak and Mike Tomlin. You can get a home for money.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Dak and Mike Tomlin. Dak and Mike Tomlin. Dak at
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: free safety. I'm cool.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: Actually, we give Dak the most money they possibly given
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 6: so then everybody else is on vet minimums.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: He's a genius. Oh, my God. It's almost like somebody's
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: doing that now. I think that's actually the Cowboys.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: That's Jerry Jones' deal.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: If they win another Super Bowl, he dies.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: That sounds more believable than what I said.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Low key. That's what I'm saying. That's why he hasn't died, Charles. Exactly.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: That's a pretty good deal.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: I ain't going to.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Lie. I'm taking that.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: Next question.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 10: Who said you have to live there I'm about to
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 10: say you definitely don't I'm a billionaire LeBron doesn't even
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 10: live in just playing on the team don't get him
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 10: robbed up as long as they give me what they
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 10: want I'll take whatever corruption which is definitely going on
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 10: but we won't have to talk about that right.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: Now that's fine next question I said you all get
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: invited to a celebrity podcaster charity boxing event what charity
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: are you boxing for but more importantly what podcaster are you.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Fighting What charity am I boxing for? What podcaster am
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: I boxing for?
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: More importantly, what podcaster are you fighting for?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, whatever charity. I don't know. Something black. I
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah. Something black charity.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 7: I'm going to fight for the 17 schools that are
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: getting shut down in Philly. I don't know if y'all
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: heard about that. They shut down 17 schools.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: 17 high schools? I think it's just schools in general.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Because I know that they're building a big ass new
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: high school. That's only one though. Across the nation, this
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: is an issue. Yeah.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'll do something for the schools in Philly.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Who would I fight? I'll fight Maul. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: All right. I think he got a height advantage on you, but.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: Not by much.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Not by much?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: Nah, I heard he's only like 5'8.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Okay. Hmm.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: What's a podcast I would.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Who would I.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: That's a good... That's a good... Yeah.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: 5'6 to 5'9.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: We might be the same height for real. The Nelk Boys.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: The what? Which one?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: The little one.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: The Nelk Boys.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: The Nelk Boys.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Who's the Nelk Boys?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: You want to fight the Jewish?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: The Nelk Boys? You want to fight the Jewish? The
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Nelk Boys. I've never seen these niggas. You've never heard
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: of them? Are they racist?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: We talked about them before. They're the ones that had.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: I literally cannot care less about you.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: I don't care about what's going on over there.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: What are you giving Burger King? You like the chicken fries?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Tone deaf.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: Stiney. That's who you want to fight.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Steinberg.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: A.K.A.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Stiney.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: That has nothing to do with anything.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Who are you fighting, Kenan?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I'll probably do Frankie from a basement yard.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why are you going to fight Frankie?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: He just seems like somebody that's... Frankie from the basement.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: A good win? A nice win? Easy win, yeah. Easy dub?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: He's pretty nice, right? He's a cool guy. He's cool.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: He's just thinking about practical things. This is not ideology.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: This is just, can I get a dub? He's pretty funny, man.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: No, Frankie's my guy.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a dub. Listen, man, I'm trying
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: to do it for charity. I'm trying to win. I'm
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: trying to win.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Frankie has dad strength, though.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: If I were Rory, I think I'd have a stroke
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: or something. Rory?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: He did? He did. He did.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: I'll fight Joe Budden.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Because he's old?
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Nah, just because.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Damn. Just for the love.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: Just for the love of the game.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: Just for light-skinned solidarity.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: Supremacy.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: Light-skinned solidarity.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: There can only be one. And some breaking news on
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: the NTS podcast. What? Mike is actually lighter than me.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: Mike's the new light bright, yo. Yeah. He's the new light-skinned.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: He's a closet because on the way home, he was
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: singing Drake.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, You a.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Closet of light skin?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we did the hand test.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Be who you are for your skin color. Come on.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Look at this.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Look at this chocolate ebb and flow right here.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: This nice toffee.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Mike in his head is definitely like.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at this. This Shaka Zulu.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: He's definitely Wesley Snipes in his head.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: In his head, he's Marcus Garvey. I am Mahershala Ali.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Barrington Livy. Mike. What'd you say, Mike? Blade.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: Blade.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Check out my new movie, Your Mother, Your Mother, Your Mother.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: I need to go see that movie. I didn't even
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: know that that was even a thing. I saw a
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: commercial for it the other day. I'm like, ooh, shit.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: I got to see that other movie that's.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Out with- Yeah, Brian Tyree.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: David?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: What's his name?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: Brian Tyree.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. You're talking about Nicholson.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Yes. J. Alphonse Nicholson. Yeah. That movie. That looked good.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: What's the name of the movie?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: I forget the name of it.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: It's, I think, with Danielle Brooks from Orange is the
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: New Black. Yes.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: It looks good. It looks like a nice- Archie black film.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: It's like, If I Go, Will They Miss Me? It's
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: somehow intertwining Greek mythology and black experience.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: If I Go, Will They Miss Me?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: The black fatherhood and the generational curse between a father
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: and a son.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: If I Go. Will They Miss Me?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: So it looked like a nice Archie film. And then
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: definitely the Your Mother, Your Mother, Your Mother.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: I've seen this. Yeah, I've seen this.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: My nigga Lil Murder back outside, y'all. He's actually a
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: really good actor. Mm-hmm.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm glad he's getting more opportunities.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. More private opportunities. Definitely.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: I think someone's asking us some random saw type questions.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: I don't want them to find us in a back alley.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: Because they said, if someone offered you 10K per finger
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: per week to slit your finger right underneath the fingernail
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: with a razor, would you do it?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: No. Not much? 10K per week?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: Per finger.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: So you could do all... Ten fingers, 100K.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: That ain't enough money, man. To do what?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: Slit your finger right underneath the fingernail.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: With a razor.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: With a razor.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Why? Why? What are you, Jigsaw, bitch? That's what I said.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: What are you thinking about? I'm trying to play a game.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: If we said yes, they'd probably kidnap us and make
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: us do it.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: What in the fuck? I don't want this.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Not this time, Mr.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Beast.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Not this time. We got these five niggas from Burlington,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: New Jersey.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: They said they slit their fingers.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: We're going to see if they cap or not. That's
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: exactly what he was saying. Are they cappers or not?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Are you calling Cap Chat? Welcome to Chi-Rack, twin. We
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: got bloods and crips. We got bloods and crips.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: That's a very random question.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Stay Asked.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: What was the most memorable summer that you've experienced? What
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: was the year and what came out of it?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: My most memorable summer, I want to say, it.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 8: Was probably the summer before COVID.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was mine.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, summer 2018. It was 19.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: 19, yeah.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Was it?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Summer 2019. That shit was lit.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: What happened in 2019?
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: What did we all do?
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: We went to Vegas. Yeah, we went to Vegas twice.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: Was that Vegas? We went to Vegas twice.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: I just went. I went twice.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, Adam died that year, but the year was lit, though.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: Was that technically summer, though? Yes, it was August. That
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: was that summer. Oh, was it? I'm thinking of his birthday. Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: His birthday in the spring. Okay, that automatically got taken
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: out the number one. That's insane. The other dunkers could
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  Speaker 1: have been that late. Okay, okay. It said memorable, not late.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You got me there.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty memorable. Yeah, very memorable. Good answer. It
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  Speaker 1: had super high highs and very low lows. Still feeling
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  Speaker 1: low today. It's a very... It's a very Baker Mayfield summer. Yeah.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: It was very Jameis Winston. I'm about to say it's
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: the Jameis Winston experience. 30 touchdowns. That's the name of
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: the episode. 30 interceptions.
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  Speaker 4: That's a Jameis Winston summer right there.
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  Speaker 1: A lit group chant and then... Death. Dynamic shifts forever.
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  Speaker 3: The opposite of lit.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The opposite of lit.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: The light went out. That was a lit-ass summer, though.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: What would I say?
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  Speaker 4: I think the summer 20... I want to say.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: The summer 2016.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: That was a good summer. The summer after I graduated college.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: Good summer.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was outside a lot. A lot for some reason.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: But I was out there.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that was a good summer. Yeah, that was nice.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe like 2015.
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  Speaker 1: Just moved out. Got my own place. Got real big
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: boy jobs. I had big boy money. Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about that the other day. He was balling.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: Big boy jobs. I think I had too much damn money.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: Big boy money.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Because actually, that's why I still owe you money. You
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: bought me dinner that night.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: Too much free will. Yeah, there's a lot of free will.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: A lot of free will. I mean, I ain't lose
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: the free will, but you know. Lamont?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't even remember Lamont.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: Too lit? Drunk as hell? Nah. Too many drugs. Most memorable?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Probably the summer when I was a kid and I
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: was in Guam. Probably that would be most memorable.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Guam?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was in Guam at like 14, 15.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Because that's where the power station is? Yeah.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: And I was just there for way.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: Too long. But it was memorable. So Guam wasn't lit?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Not really.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: It was just too hot to enjoy.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Not as a 14-year-old. Yeah. You're just in Guam. I
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: was in Guam. Didn't know a soul.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: I knew one kid around my age just because my
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: dad knew his dad. And I was just hanging around them.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't even know y'all for real.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 5: I'm never going to see y'all again. And then I didn't.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: But you were out there for a whole summer.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: I was out there for like six weeks.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: If you're watching and you spent a summer in Guam
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: with Dr.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Wild, hit us up. Yeah, right? Let's find him. My bad.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: I forgot about you.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: And I flew over there, or I flew back by myself.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: So it was just like, maybe I was 13.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I was a crazy time.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 5: All I did that summer was pretty much like hang
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: out with them outside a little bit. But I was
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: just playing NCAA football with my creative player on Miami.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: He's a 99 in three days. Just moving. A legend.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: Good times. Good times. Yeah. Made Tim Tebow look like shit.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Miami legend.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Tim Tebow went to Florida, didn't he?
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 3: He didn't. Not my player, though.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: That's crazy that they had him and Cam Newton at
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: the Saints. Yep, Cam Newton. Standing behind him like, who's
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: the player? That's crazy. Yep.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I think that's enough.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 4: Once you said, all you know, it's time to go.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: And at the end of the day, the day's most
• 1:33:51
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• 1:33:55
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• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: You can all comment saying 9-11 was an inside job.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: It's fine. Or beware the Chinese stealth invasion. Mm-hmm. It
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Mm-hmm.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: They're trying to steal your data.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: They're trying.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: Allegedly. Allegedly. Via the proxy of little Chinese women.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: Asian women. We don't know if she was Chinese. Yeah,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: we don't know. Asian women. Asian women.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: She could have been a Chinese double agent.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: She could have. Did y'all hear about, they say, Kim
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Jong-un secretly died in China, maybe? Really?
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: Kim Jong-un was in China?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Apparently, he was in China, and apparently, he secretly died
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Really? No. That's the rumors going on in the streets.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: So, and apparently, like, some lady's trying to take power.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: Kim Jong-ah, or something like that.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: His daughter?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: Sisters?
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: They think he might have had a brain hemorrhage.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: How convenient.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, that'll be developing. Well, see you guys next week.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Same time, same place. Bye. Bye. I think the dream one.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: Dream one. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: 30, 16, two blocks.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: The American dream.