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OUTRO: Running A Train At Home · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: For rawd doggets four to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. Good Stu, explain you to me, Keasy Bruce
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  Speaker 1: is one hundred Bruce Bruce. What is it?
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  Speaker 3: Bruce's Rod Shop? Okay, there's a picture of a hot rod.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, call in Texas, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Texas, Texas. They went there and they brought it back
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  Speaker 3: for me. Who did mon and down from went to
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  Speaker 3: Bruce's road Shop last year?
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  Speaker 2: Did they? Yeah, they do a bit of tripling.
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  Speaker 1: They well, they do now that they've retired MAGI.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, what happens is a friend of my
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  Speaker 3: dad started a real small tour company, taking like people
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  Speaker 3: in their sixties over to the States to see places
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  Speaker 3: like the Grand Tennessee and wow, not so much those
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  Speaker 3: mainstream ones, places that people don't really go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure shops Mississippi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mississippi, like I don't know, like Louisiana and all
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  Speaker 3: those kind of like the places like Memphis and Nashville,
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  Speaker 3: First Dynasty and places like that. And then my mum
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  Speaker 3: and dad, my dad used to run a similar back
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  Speaker 3: in the nineties. He used to run an American tour company. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: small company, you know. And this guy was like, can
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  Speaker 3: you be the like can you drive the other van
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  Speaker 3: full of oldies?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Right?
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  Speaker 3: And my dad was like, I don't want to be paid.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to pay three and my wife every time,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't have any responsibility.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cool. He still looks after.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone because he's yeah, he's a good guy.
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  Speaker 3: And so because of that, they do two to three
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  Speaker 3: trips to the States every year.
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  Speaker 2: How good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a sweet deal. That's pretty good, really good.
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  Speaker 3: And Mum and Dada stoke because I'm like, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are traveling lots. And because the guy, I
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  Speaker 3: and my dad and my mum obviously they're all from
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  Speaker 3: a car background. So naturally every trip they sprinkle in
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  Speaker 3: a few little shops, hot rod shops. Really famous Bruce,
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  Speaker 3: that one I've never heard of.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of the best. But like they go to the.
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  Speaker 1: I always pop in and see Bruce whenever I'm over there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do.
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  Speaker 3: You know Cocha tires? Have you heard of them?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Really old tire brown. They went to the headquarters there
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  Speaker 3: and there's all these old hot Rods Park.
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  Speaker 2: They have tires there.
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  Speaker 3: And that a few tires, but they are a famous
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  Speaker 3: tire that all the old hot rods used to have
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  Speaker 3: on and just things like that.
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  Speaker 2: Can't like that.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't think of anything more tedious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jays, I know, because you're not interested.
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  Speaker 1: In that looking at cars. Yeah, no, hot rod tis tires. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I know I'd be into looking at tires.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Can you not yuck my parents young? Please?
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  Speaker 1: No, I think it's bloody good keys, bloody stoked from
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  Speaker 1: on and don Yeah. They get to sort of travel around,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on a personal level. The stakes would be
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  Speaker 1: the last place I'd go to.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred percent. And they are of a similar opinion. However,
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  Speaker 3: the places they're going is not.
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  Speaker 1: Off grid, kind of not off gred.
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  Speaker 3: Everywhere is so different in the States, it's like going
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  Speaker 3: to Europe. It's like all the states are so different. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: depending on who's settled there and blah blah blah. So
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  Speaker 3: the places they're going, yeah, there's a bit of you know,
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  Speaker 3: people are walking around with guns on their hip and
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  Speaker 3: all that sort of bullshit, but most of it is
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  Speaker 3: like it's not the stuff happening in Washington or in La.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's very different.
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  Speaker 1: I've got to say when I went to New York,
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  Speaker 1: I fucking loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: It was amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's one place that I'm like, you guys
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  Speaker 3: have to do a New York trip because you do
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  Speaker 3: a current package they offer.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what was really great about it? It
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  Speaker 1: was the old trains way. It's just like, it's fucking crazy, man.
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  Speaker 1: You just go down, you get on, You're there in
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  Speaker 1: four minutes. It's I love a train, Magi. Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear it? Did you?
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  Speaker 3: But also New York Subway is famously like good but
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  Speaker 3: like way shitter than all the ones in Europe and
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  Speaker 3: like Japan and stuff. No, I'm sure the whole Archy
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  Speaker 3: B Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy. Remember
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  Speaker 3: they Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear Mogi's train story?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, train story? I would really like it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if I told you this key, I might have
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  Speaker 2: just saved it for just me and Jase to share.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not cool, man, I want to hear about
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  Speaker 3: the trains.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're busy sucking back piss. There was a fellow
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  Speaker 2: that came up to me when we're at the ob
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  Speaker 2: on Friday night there at Bruco at the Mount when
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  Speaker 2: he comes up to me there and he goes, Mogi,
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  Speaker 2: what kind of what kind of trains the into men?
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  Speaker 2: I said, what's what's He goes, because you love trains,
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  Speaker 2: but what models men? What kind of models the into it?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, nah, no, man, that's all bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Remember from years ago that I love model trains, you know,
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  Speaker 2: that was a storyline we ran for a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Here this guy has been holding onto that for four years.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like, ah, because it's he into them
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  Speaker 2: and he loves them. And he was like really excited
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  Speaker 2: to have a conversation with me about model trains and
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  Speaker 2: was shocked to find out that the whole thing was
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  Speaker 2: a lie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's the only lie.
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  Speaker 2: Were running it the only light. And then later on
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  Speaker 2: he came up to me, by now it was pissed
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  Speaker 2: but persed out. He's like, I can't believe he's own
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  Speaker 2: like the model I feel that I felt really bad
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  Speaker 2: for him because those are the days when it probably
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  Speaker 2: seemed like we were telling the truth.
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  Speaker 3: But also the thing with model trains is I could like,
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  Speaker 3: if someone showed it comes, if someone's like kezy and
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  Speaker 3: check out my fucking model train thing I've built. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Like it's it's interesting as fun because I've spent all
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  Speaker 3: the time and it looks cool and blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's one of those hobbies that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, weird, we see the appeal of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a harmless thing. I can see it being meditative.
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  Speaker 2: You sit there, you're painting. You know, you're off your head, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: pissed off probably stone, Yeah, the ues and you're just
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  Speaker 2: fucking trying to keep your hands steady. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same as like working on a car in
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  Speaker 3: the back shed or doing any of those.
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  Speaker 2: You've done that? I done that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think?
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  Speaker 2: When have I done that?
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  Speaker 3: You? Jason, I didn't say that I had done it.
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  Speaker 3: I said it's the same kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of it was still good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's lamer
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  Speaker 2: than that, you make no mistake. No, But it's not
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  Speaker 2: like I don't like the people people's there is a
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  Speaker 2: there is like, for example, there is a use post apocalyptically,
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  Speaker 2: you could if you can put together a card, there's
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  Speaker 2: a use of that. If you can put together a
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  Speaker 2: model train, you're going to get beaten to death. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for your train.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, because I think some people and well
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  Speaker 1: I know some people have massive setups. It would be
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  Speaker 1: very meditative, you know, watching your train going, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and you're stoned off your head.
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  Speaker 2: It's true. It's better than it's the same as any
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  Speaker 2: other thing that you get into. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: And so like Jase you always say in Heaven Forbid
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  Speaker 3: your lovely partner was to perish tomorrow, You're like, that's me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with the dating pool. I'm not back. I'm
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  Speaker 3: an old round cast. Blah blah blah. I could in
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  Speaker 3: that situation, you would then throw yourself into something like
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  Speaker 3: model trains, lose yourself and so your house you clear
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  Speaker 3: out all the rooms. They'd become model trains.
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  Speaker 1: That terrible thing ever to happen, keasy, I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: throwing myself into model trains.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, more into a raging river. No what, no traffic.
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  Speaker 1: It might be a raging river.
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  Speaker 2: A real train. What would you throw this hat?
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  Speaker 3: If you had to have a hobby like that, what would.
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  Speaker 1: I be into?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know my hobby is fishing. Is that a hobby?
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  Speaker 2: Your hobby is holding a fishing row? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't even hold it. I put it in
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  Speaker 1: the steak.
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  Speaker 3: You can't of do fuck all fishing, to be honest,
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  Speaker 3: though you know I do quite.
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  Speaker 1: A bit of fishing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you do a lot of fishing, but you don't
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  Speaker 2: catch any fish. That's the weird thing about you.
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  Speaker 3: And with model trains and not actually having any trains.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is with me not catching any of the
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  Speaker 1: places I'm fishing are not really very good for fishing.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's like it's like the sea's very flat.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like I'm plashing into.
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  Speaker 2: Deep water the line into your toilet up. I could
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  Speaker 2: as much and then you pull up a mess of two.
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  Speaker 1: But the thing is, the thing is, fellas I've learnt
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  Speaker 1: that where I generally fish the manecow heads because of
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  Speaker 1: all the trawlers just on the you know, just beyond there,
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  Speaker 1: the mouth of the head just scooping up all the fish.
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  Speaker 1: And I was talking to some old fellow a little
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  Speaker 1: while back, and he said, mate, I used to come
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  Speaker 1: down here and catch four or five car ways every time,
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  Speaker 1: and now he's like, I'll be lucky if I catch
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  Speaker 1: one car way five times. They come down here.
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  Speaker 3: Question, you've got heaps of dog squad money right, not anymore, Keysy,
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  Speaker 3: it's all gone. Why don't you get a boat?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah? Because well Edmund, Yeah but you love Edmund
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  Speaker 1: who was talking to me recently about the admin I was.
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  Speaker 2: You, yeah, but like it's it's a lot of adminoat.
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  Speaker 3: My thing is I don't like fish, whereas you like fishing.
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  Speaker 3: But you can't get to with a fish shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Well, i'd have to do. I wouldn't feel very confident
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  Speaker 1: going out exactly. I wouldn't know what I was doing.
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  Speaker 2: Keysy, you could do like boat listen, you could take
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  Speaker 2: you could take semen with you.
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  Speaker 1: Fu sake.
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  Speaker 2: Just give it up, man, it's just stupid. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, shows a great show. This is the Big Show,
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  Speaker 3: four or seven weekdays on radio.
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  Speaker 2: It's good listening. They sink in the SAT screens.