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Josh Wolf on Ryan Reynolds, Murder and Comedy · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love. Heather MacDonald has
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: You guys, I'm so excited for my Patreons episodes this
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  Speaker 2: Scoop because I know you're like, Heather, you have not
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  Speaker 2: talked about Kenya on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the reunion
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  Speaker 2: of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, my time with Sutton.
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  Speaker 2: Like I have so much scoop, but it's going to
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  Speaker 2: one of your favorites and here we go. Hello and
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  Speaker 2: welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have one of our return favorites,
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  Speaker 2: but he's a busy man. And you might remember him
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  Speaker 2: from being on our show that we talk about still
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  Speaker 2: so much, Chelsea Lately. But of course he is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: It's Josh Wolfe, Father of the Year. What are your
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  Speaker 2: other special names?
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  Speaker 3: You have so many specials. I'm here for the fun,
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  Speaker 3: four stories.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: It's the first time You haven't said Josh Woof.
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  Speaker 2: You know I have a problem with certain words. I know.
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  Speaker 2: Bathing suit.
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  Speaker 3: You nailed it.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you nailed it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying. I'm growing up finally. So happy you're here.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh off the plane from Vegas, which is your home base.
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  Speaker 3: I absolutely love living in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: I love to hear that.
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  Speaker 3: It's my favorite place I think I've ever lived. But
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  Speaker 3: I have started gambling maybe a little more than I.
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  Speaker 2: At the actual casinos?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of thing do you like to gamble?
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  Speaker 3: I like to sit and pull slots.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I love to sit.
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  Speaker 2: And do you set a limit, like $ 100, and then
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  Speaker 2: I'm out no matter what?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not that strict with myself. If I leave
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  Speaker 3: with like $ 500, I'll leave the house and I'll go, okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is what I'm gambling tonight. But I'm way up.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm way up. I can't gamble as much since Jacob
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  Speaker 3: had his little issues, but Beth and I will go out.
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  Speaker 3: We have a nice dinner.
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  Speaker 2: And how is Jacob doing?
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  Speaker 3: He's doing very well. He's sober.
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  Speaker 2: Right. That's Josh's co-host son.
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  Speaker 3: He travels with me. He opens for me.
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  Speaker 2: And now he does stand-up too. And when did he
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  Speaker 2: start doing stand-up? Because he was more on your shows
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  Speaker 2: and stuff before he actually was doing stand-up, right?
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  Speaker 3: About two years ago. About two years ago. I threw
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  Speaker 3: him on stage. I told him, I said, hey, we
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  Speaker 3: were in Austin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, hey, you're on in five minutes.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, what? I go, oh, you're hosting
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  Speaker 3: this weekend. And he was freaking out. And he was like,
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  Speaker 3: what should I do? And I said, just tell, you're
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  Speaker 3: a great storyteller. Just tell some stories. They already, it's
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  Speaker 3: like when you bring your kids, they know them and
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  Speaker 3: like them already.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right?
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  Speaker 3: I said, you can't lose. This is a home game.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't even matter if you're funny. They're going to like,
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  Speaker 3: because they've heard so much about you.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to want to see you. He walked on stage.
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  Speaker 3: He got a huge ovation.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And it was his first set. And he stumbled around.
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  Speaker 3: But but he was like, I love this.
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  Speaker 2: It's so great, you know, and it's because Drake helps
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  Speaker 2: me with the business.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And goes on the road and, you know, like but he,
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  Speaker 2: you know, is not thirsty at all. And so like
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  Speaker 2: so we're home and we brought all the master stuff.
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  Speaker 2: and we were watching The Last Day, and he takes
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  Speaker 2: one of the chairs, because we brought the chairs, and
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  Speaker 2: he brings it in the living room, and he goes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to watch it in this master's chair
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  Speaker 2: and pretend. And I go, oh, let me film that.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is such a funny video, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, point of view, your parents went to the
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  Speaker 2: masters and you didn't. And these are all his ideas
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  Speaker 2: and stuff, and I'm like, well, can I tag you?
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  Speaker 2: He's like, no, that's fine, that he doesn't want to.
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  Speaker 2: And so... He like had us dying laughing. He like imitates,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Peter imitates Peter's his uncle. And I'm always like,
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  Speaker 2: would you ever think about it? You know, because I'm
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  Speaker 2: so jealous that you have Jacob because I'm like, it
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  Speaker 2: would be so fun to like have him do a
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  Speaker 2: little bit.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see if he, he says he's not, he does
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  Speaker 2: not want to be like an actor or stand up
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  Speaker 2: or anything, but you never know.
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  Speaker 3: But when we were in Vegas and we saw you
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  Speaker 3: and you said his name, the place goes crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. But it kind of embarrasses him a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm like, I wanted him to go out in
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  Speaker 2: the audience and like do the Q & A. And
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  Speaker 2: he was like, no. But in baby steps, it's like
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  Speaker 2: more and more and more. I think he's starting to
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  Speaker 2: be like, OK. But, you know, of course, it's a
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  Speaker 2: craft and you got to work on it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: want it to be. But I love a Nepo podcaster. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: I like let's I want to be the first to
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  Speaker 2: have NEPO podcasters. I won't be the first to have
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  Speaker 2: a NEPO, but I might be the first female stand
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  Speaker 2: up to have a NEPO stand up.
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  Speaker 3: You just started NEPO channel.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. But I want it because, you know, even with
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  Speaker 2: with Joan Rivers, you know, Melissa, she I was like,
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  Speaker 2: did you ever think of doing stand up? And she
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  Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, but I mean, you imagine what the
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  Speaker 2: news would be if I went and did a set
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  Speaker 2: at the Melrose Improv and all of that. And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're right. It would have been awful. But I said
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  Speaker 2: to her, I go, but you should like, you have
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  Speaker 2: such a unique experience. I'm like, you're the only person
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  Speaker 2: on this earth that had a mother that was that
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  Speaker 2: big of a standup. Who's a girl. Like there's, there's
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  Speaker 2: plenty of people who was like, dads were standups. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: but you're the only one. Like, what was that like
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  Speaker 2: to be at like your private school? And the night
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  Speaker 2: before your mom was on the tonight show when everyone
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  Speaker 2: was watching it and she did a bit about you.
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  Speaker 2: And she just kind of was like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I still think she should explore it more. I think
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  Speaker 2: it should be a TV show. Like, I think it's
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  Speaker 2: so unique and such a unique experience. And I say
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  Speaker 2: that to the boys too. Like, I was like, when
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  Speaker 2: they were writing their essays, I go, I know, I
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  Speaker 2: know it shouldn't be about me. I go, but you really,
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  Speaker 2: you two are the only people on earth. The only
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  Speaker 2: people on earth That have a mom that's a headlining
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  Speaker 2: stand-up that's my age. Now, the Ali Wongs and even
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  Speaker 2: Christina Pazinski, they have younger kids. Those kids will all
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  Speaker 2: be writing those same essays. But my kid, no, my
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  Speaker 2: kid is the only one.
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  Speaker 3: Jacob is old enough now. But here's what he's up against.
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  Speaker 3: So on one hand, people are like, well, he started
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  Speaker 3: on third base and he's nepo baby. And this is
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  Speaker 3: all true. He gets 90 minutes of stage time a week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So he definitely gets a start on third base. But
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  Speaker 3: you know what people don't understand is they expect him
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  Speaker 3: to be way funnier than he could possibly be two
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  Speaker 3: years in.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So the expectations for him are way higher. He doesn't
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  Speaker 3: get to suck like we all did.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: In obscurity. He has to suck in front of large crowds.
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  Speaker 2: The first time I did stand up. So I got
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  Speaker 2: my start living in L.A. I was 22. 22, yeah, 22, 23.
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  Speaker 3: Had you done like improv and?
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  Speaker 2: Just, yes, in high school and stuff, but I didn't
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  Speaker 2: pursue it in college. And so I took a standup
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  Speaker 2: class at the end of the standup class.
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  Speaker 3: Judy Carter?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was another girl named Judy, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: Judy Carter. This Judy looked like the lady in like,
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  Speaker 2: come into the light. I think she was just, I
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  Speaker 2: think she was playing on her name that it was Judy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I took up, my friend gave me in the magazine
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  Speaker 2: learning annex and she's like, you are going to this class.
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  Speaker 2: But I went to the, to the, like a Radisson
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  Speaker 2: or something in Santa Monica, took the little class. And
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  Speaker 2: for the first time I realized, oh, like as long
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  Speaker 2: as you set it up, the people don't know, have
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  Speaker 2: to know that I'm imitating my teacher. They don't have
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  Speaker 2: to be in the class with me, whatever. I got
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  Speaker 2: like how, so I took the little class and she
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  Speaker 2: probably charged me more than the other people. Cause like
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  Speaker 2: I had like my mom's Louis Vuitton from like a
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  Speaker 2: rich client gave a tour and I was like trying
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  Speaker 2: to be bougie and like had a decent car. But
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  Speaker 2: so then, and at the end of it, like my
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  Speaker 2: family came, everyone was so excited. I wore a pantsuit,
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  Speaker 2: like a Paula Poundstone, like what the fuck? I'm 23. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So I did it. I just found the tapes and
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to put it on legacy box and start
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  Speaker 2: sharing this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, are you in your pantsuit?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. It's kind of flattering pantsuit. But anyway, So like,
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  Speaker 2: why am I like, I'm young, whatever. So after that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, my family, I did great. I mean, for
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  Speaker 2: a first time, it was a very positive experience.
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  Speaker 3: How much time?
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  Speaker 2: I tell people try to have a positive first time experience.
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  Speaker 3: How much time did you have to do?
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  Speaker 2: I think we did. Everyone was doing like eight minutes
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 3: That's a lot. First time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But you'd practice it in the group, in the class.
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  Speaker 2: And so then after that, my sister's like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: know this guy at Omnipop.
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  Speaker 3: I remember Omnipop.
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  Speaker 2: So I get the number. And somehow I get him
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  Speaker 2: on the phone and I'm like, yeah, I've done like
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  Speaker 2: three times, whatever. And I remember what he said. He goes,
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  Speaker 2: my advice to you is that nobody should see you
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  Speaker 2: for two years. Well, nowadays. that's like an impossibility. Everybody
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  Speaker 2: tapes themselves. Everybody puts it on TikTok. But I also
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  Speaker 2: love that people can make money doing other things besides
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  Speaker 2: stand-up and being creative. But in that case, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I always kind of remember that. And I think that's...
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  Speaker 2: a great thing. So then I didn't pursue an agent
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  Speaker 2: or anything for a couple of years. Then I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was really good advice.
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  Speaker 3: In comedy, which is so weird, your first impression, people's
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  Speaker 3: first impression of your comedy is usually what sticks forever.
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  Speaker 3: So if they saw you one time 10 years ago
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  Speaker 3: and you sucked, they're going to be like, nah, Josh sucks.
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  Speaker 2: I remember there was a pretty cute girl that did
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  Speaker 2: a lot of hosting and she was very nice.
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  Speaker 3: What was her name?
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember anybody's names, but I'll remember their jokes
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  Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, from here. And so she was cute. So, like,
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  Speaker 2: if you were young and cute, like, you'd kind of
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  Speaker 2: get some attention. But you know, like, who was good
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  Speaker 2: and who was bad. If I say this joke, you
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  Speaker 2: might remember. And it was just, I remember, like, going,
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  Speaker 2: this joke sucks. But then years later, she did get better.
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  Speaker 2: But I was always thinking that guy was right. But
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  Speaker 2: it was, I'm Irish and I'm Dutch, so I get
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  Speaker 2: drunk and I drive into a windmill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Because there was a time where everybody did jokes of like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm half Indian and I'm half this.
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  Speaker 3: Which means I'm, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which I'm half Jew, I'm half Catholic. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That was like probably one of these Judy classes probably
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  Speaker 2: told you how to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Can I tell you something?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So when- I guess.
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  Speaker 2: The girl's like listening to that right now. That was me.
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  Speaker 3: We were, so I was struggling for money and Joey
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  Speaker 3: Diaz called me and he goes, hey, Josh Wolf. He said,
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  Speaker 3: Univision is doing a, They're putting people on TV, Spanish comics.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I think.
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  Speaker 3: I did this too.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, was this like right after Chelsea ended? Was this
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  Speaker 2: like 10 years ago?
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  Speaker 3: This is way early.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, way early. Okay, continue.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, but you got to be Spanish.
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  Speaker 3: And I go, okay. He was like, told them you
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  Speaker 3: were half Jewish, half Cuban.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's good. That's believable.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, so write some jokes. So I did
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  Speaker 3: half Jewish, half Cuban jokes. I was like, I'm half Jewish,
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  Speaker 3: half Cuban. That means half my family are lawyers and
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  Speaker 3: the other half are clients. And people were like, yay!
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  Speaker 3: I did five minutes of being half Cuban, half Jewish.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, do you have any more? And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, no, that's all I got. But for a
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  Speaker 3: long time, there were a lot of Hispanic comics in
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  Speaker 3: town who thought I was Cuban. I finally had to
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  Speaker 3: tell them. I was like, yeah, that's not.
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  Speaker 2: I remember I was like, I'm going to go out
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  Speaker 2: there and I'm going to say I'm Jewish, too, like
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  Speaker 2: Irish and Jewish. And my name's Heather McStein. That's a
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  Speaker 2: really bad joke. And I never said it, but I
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  Speaker 2: was just thinking of dumb things like that.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, you're the first person I've ever met
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  Speaker 3: that did a learning annex class.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Yes. Well, you're valuable to me.
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  Speaker 3: I did a class, not a class, but I did
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  Speaker 3: a training session at a Radisson when I was in
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  Speaker 3: college to learn how to be a karaoke DJ.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: What's the secret?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this- I'll tell you something. I have never been
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  Speaker 3: touched by more 50-year-old women when I was 21.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you started to do the job. You got it,
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  Speaker 2: and then you did the job.
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  Speaker 3: In the class.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: It was in the class. So we were there for
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  Speaker 3: a weekend in Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, like an intensive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was like today's master class. Like an Oprah's master class.
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  Speaker 2: And so we all went.
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  Speaker 3: And so we all, they, they made you like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: what's your spiel? Who are you going to be on
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  Speaker 3: the mic? You know? And, uh, at 21, apparently 50
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  Speaker 3: year old women were, I was the type. I had
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  Speaker 3: more sex with 50 year old women that weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I could not, I went back, I was in college.
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  Speaker 3: So I went back to college to tell my friends,
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I had sex with a 50 year old.
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  Speaker 3: They were like, what? I was like two of them.
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  Speaker 3: Two separate 50-year-olds. It was, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: And now you always have sex with a 50-year-old because
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  Speaker 2: they're married.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. It's a little different now because both of
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  Speaker 3: our bodies match up.
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  Speaker 2: So, okay, let's, you were talking about the masters. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: So there was, okay, you know, the whole thing with
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  Speaker 2: the guy that won, Rory. So, you know, there is
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  Speaker 2: a lot of juice about him. Well, he was filed
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  Speaker 2: for divorce from the wife.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then got, And then got back with her. And
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  Speaker 2: so there's rumors of what happened and I'm working on
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  Speaker 2: it because I know that's all my Juicy Scooper women
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  Speaker 2: want to know is what is the scoop about the
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  Speaker 2: guy that won? Not the trials and tribulations of what
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  Speaker 2: got him there and where he's actually practicing putting. We
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  Speaker 2: want to know why they filed and then they got
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  Speaker 2: back together. And I just want you guys to know
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  Speaker 2: I'm working on it. It'll be on the Patreon this Friday.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: I will tell you, I watched the... I watched, obviously. Yeah.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: And I did comment to Beth because I said, Beth,
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: you should watch this. This is history for this guy.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: She didn't obviously care, but we were both watching. And
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: the intensity of the hugs that he gave compared to
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: the hug he gave his wife was so different. Like
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: he is just hugging and crying with some people. And
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: with his wife, he almost gave her like.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: A three pack. I know. I was like, is it
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: because of her big hat? Like, it was an odd thing.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: It felt real subdued. Well, he hugged Justin Rose's wife
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: extremely long.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Yes!
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: What was that about?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Way, way longer than his wife.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: And then people were like, stop reading into it. It's
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: just because they, he felt sorry that, uh, I, my
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: whole life when I'd be watching games and stuff, like,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: you know when they play, uh, do football games? When
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I was a little girl, like, the football would be
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: on right on Thanksgiving.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: And I remember, I was just.
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: The football?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: But I remember thinking, oh, God, I wouldn't want to
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: be the wife. That like, you know, has to go
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: like as if they do Thanksgiving that day. But I
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: was just like, oh, I wouldn't want to be the
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: wife that like, you know, has to deal with this
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: husband if he loses. You know, I'm always thinking about
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: the wives. And so then he was like, oh, no,
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: he's so close to Justin and Justin's been playing for
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: a long time. It was strange.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: You could give Justin Rose's wife that hug. If the
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: hug you gave your wife wasn't so much less intense
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: or long.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: And it was like somebody you were like your college
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: friend you'd seen. You're like, hey, a couple of pats
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: on the back. It's kind of crazy.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Each week on the show, I sit down with extraordinary
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: people who have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: found a way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 16:55
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• 16:58
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• 17:02
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• 17:03
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• 17:04
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• 17:06
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• 17:10
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• 17:16
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• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about some other weird stuff that's going on.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: As you know... the origin flight. The girls went into
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: space and everyone jumped on the same bandwagon of you're
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: not astronauts. This was an 11 minute ride for rich people.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: And it just seemed very out of touch. And Katy
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Perry's speech, someone compared it to a funny video where
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: they're like, as she was talking about, we, we may
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: have gone to space, but we were meaning to take
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: up space. The speech went on and on. It reminded
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: me of like the Bridesmaid speech from the actual movie Bridesmaid.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Somebody cut it like that, which was very funny. And
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: she just said so many asinine things. And then Gail's like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: you know what was beautiful? It was after we got
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: to the space part or whatever and looked down at Earth,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: then finally we've been asking Katie to sing this whole
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: time that we've been practicing being astronauts. And finally she
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: started to sing, you know, what a wonderful world. And
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: that's what was, that was the best part of coming back.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Like the whole thing. So then people get in there.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: And of course the conspiracy theories, they never really went
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: up there. Well, I think they did. I mean, I
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: think we can say they did, but so the little
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: pod lands and, and because what it appears that Somebody
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: started to open the door and then was told, no,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Jeff Bezos is supposed to open the door, you know,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: and have that moment. And so but because of that,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: they were like, did this even really happen? I do
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: think it really happened, but I do think they had
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: this thing planned out. Of course. Let me be the one,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: the man that opens the door. This is my fiance
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: in there. Like she invited all her best friends. I'm like,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: this is just another version of my best friend's fucking
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: a guy with a jet. This is all that is.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Who's available to go to Cabo this weekend? Fire to
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: the jet. We got the table service. We got the
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: table service. Who wants to meet me at Dre's or whatever?
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And so it's the same thing. It's like she probably
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: asked a bunch of people. Oprah didn't want to do it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian didn't want to do it. Oprah gave it
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: to gail whatever she picked and then there were like
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: a couple other people that were special but nobody knows
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: their story because we got obsessed with like katie and
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: gail so then gail comes out and she's just like
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: i'm so shocked at like why there's so much hate
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: i don't get it you know space is important and
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: You know, you can have two things at the same time.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: You can be exploring space and be doing this and
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: also be concerned with the people that can't buy eggs.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Like it shouldn't be one or the other.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: They weren't exploring space. It was like an extended Six
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Flags ride.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: It was like they put them in the slingshot and
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: shot them up and then they fell down. Here's the thing.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: There was nothing scientific about it. There was no science.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: They weren't learning new things. It was rich people shit.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: And this is not the right time for rich people shit.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: It just isn't. And Gail, I'm sorry. She bothers the
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: fuck out of me. She bothers. I mean, she's basically,
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: she's used to going on rides like this.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: She's the Nepo friend.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yes. This is her whole career is just getting.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: But she is likable on the Good Morning America. And
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: she has been a great friend to Oprah. And Oprah's
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: been a great friend to her. But I, last night,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: people did an article and it came up on my
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Instagram about like the backlash, whatever. And I wrote, you know,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: this went over about as well as Oprah's GoFundMe for
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the Maui fires. Like it just isn't, just stop. Don't
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: try to change her minds. It just was a big turd.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: If they had said something, if they leaned away from
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: astronaut space science.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: And just been like, what a crazy opportunity that we
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: get to do this.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Or just be like, how great that my friend is
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: fucking Jeff Bezos. I get to go, I get to
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: be one of the girls that gets to go to
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: space and like all you bitches can, and then you
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: can flash their cash and do a little twerk and
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Fuck off.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: You wish you were me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: We're trying to lift women up. Fuck you. It has nothing,
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: this is not lifting up women in science or in space.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: You're rich people who knows the third richest person in
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: the world.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Who gets to send people to space? By the way,
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: I would love for Jeff Bezos. I'd be on the
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: short list of just Jeff Bezos shit. That would be
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: real cool.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, you know, I said I don't really
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: want to go. But sure. If all of a sudden
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I got cozy with Lauren Sanchez, which let me tell you,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I was DMing her too a couple of years ago.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: But before she even got with him. Because someone's like,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: you know what? Lauren Sanchez is up. She's like a
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: helicopter person. So I went on her, started following her.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, this is kind of interesting.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, then when she got with Jeff Bezos,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: you know, I was like, oh, you should come on
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop and blah, blah, blah. Like, come on. I
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: was trying to get in there like Kris Jenner before
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Kris Jenner. I wanted to be friends. I wanted to
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: be friends. I'm still scared to go to space. But
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: now that they've got, like, it'll just become one of
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: those things that, like, you know, people are scared of
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: self-driving cars. Eventually, there's going to be a lot of
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: self-driving cars and some people are not going to be
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: afraid to get in them anymore. And this is going
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: to be normal too.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I do think it was, I mean, look, you know,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: you heard the recording of them screaming when the parachute.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: I think that's nitpicking a little bit as somebody who
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: screams when he gets scared. I'm a jazz, I'm a
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: jazz hander. So like, like that kind of stuff I
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: think is nitpicking. But the whole thing was so tone deaf.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean, people are like, the egg thing, by
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: the way, I can't hear another word about how expensive
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: eggs are.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm kind of.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I get it. We all get it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: But I thought the eggs were expensive because there was
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: like a. Bird flu. Right.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's why.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: It's not another reason, right? We're still coming off of that?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know where we're at with
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: the bird flu, but initially the eggs went up because.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Of the bird flu.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I just think it's like something that people can throw
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: around like no matter what you do.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Do you think it would have been if he had
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: been like, okay, I know this is– and I never
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: am big on telling people how they can spend their money.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: You spend your money however.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: But what if he had been like, I am going
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: to fund this, but then I'm going to take this
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: equal amount of money and I'm going to put it
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: towards whatever.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think he really does give a lot
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: of money to things. It's never going to be enough
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: for some people. It's like when somebody like a Kylie Jenner,
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: you know, gives– $ 100, 000 to a charity. Well, $ 100, 000 out
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: of a billion, oh, just shut up. It's a lot
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: of money, though. Right. It's just never going to be enough.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: And so it's like, yeah, if this is something that
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: he wants to do and she gets to do it,
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: it's like, you know, like I said, it's the girl
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: with the, you know, the guy with, you have the
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: rich boyfriend.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine marrying a billionaire?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I've hung out with some girls that are married to billionaires. And?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: One is great. And one, it was very challenging to act,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: to have to pretend like I wanted to talk to him.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: And then they broke up. I mean, they broke up,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: but like, it was like, yeah, you know, actually I was,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: I was staying, I stayed at their houses, their house
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: a couple of times in La Quinta. And then they,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: it was such an uncomfortable fight that I felt like
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I was escaping, you know, like a mean dad at
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: a slumber party. Like it was just tension, even though
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: the house was like 8,000 square foot. And I was like,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to stay the day. I'm going to leave.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: And then that's when I left and then went to
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: this open house and then saw a lot. And then
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, why don't we get our own house here?
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: And then I don't have to act like I'm interested
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: in talking to this dick.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Because I was the girl. I was the Lauren Sanchez friend.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just like, we could all admit there
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: we've all been that girl where you have to be like,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: isn't he the greatest? Isn't he the sweetest? Oh, you're
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: so funny. And like, you're just like, and then every
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: time you go back, it's like the house looks a
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: little less nice. The stuff is like a little less fun.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: And you're just like, oh, fuck it. Like this isn't
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: worth it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: If you're single, if you're single and someone is a billionaire,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: how much leeway are you giving them for being a,
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: on the asshole spectrum. You're giving them a lot.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: You're giving them a lot, at least the first couple times.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: But that's the thing. Sometimes with those people, the friendships
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: don't last because everything gets old if they're really not
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: interesting people. I'm sure Jeff Bezos is interesting and fun.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not saying he's not, but we've all
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: had to act like Because you're literally with your friend
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: and you're like, she's literally taking one for the team.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: We all get to go to Cabo because our friend
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: is with that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: If you're sending me to space, I have to laugh
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: at your jokes.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent. And be like, he's the sweetest. And he's, where's,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: you know, where's the groomie? Like, you know, you have
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: to be like that. You know, you're not seeing her, Mr. Bezos.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: You know, like.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: You really do.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of effort.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: When people pay for vacations.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: You have to.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, you've been there.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, when people pay for vacation also,
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: there's a certain amount of latitude.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: There's a little bit of a court jester situation. 100%.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: 100%.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: The latest on Blake and Justin. Okay. A couple things.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: They just came out with the Times 100 most influential. Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: And Blake is on there. Now, the thing about this is.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Define influential then.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Well, they have like a couple categories where it's like artist, politics, whatever.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: And it seems like someone has to like nominate you.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: So it's like another actor would nominate you. Like Ali
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Wong must have gotten it before. And then she nominated
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Nikki Glaser, which I think is a good, you know,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: like big year. Yeah. But then some of them just
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: are like, you know, whatever. There's not really even any
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: quote-unquote influencers. It's just a weird thing. It's just a
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: magazine to get people to read.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Is it something that PR people can buy?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, all this stuff you can buy. And the
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: same with the Most Handsome Men and whatever people magazine.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: But what's interesting is that she got it, and she
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: has never been more disliked in her entire life. And
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: in the article, they bring up the fact that that
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: she was just so wonderful because in 2019, she and
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: her husband donated to the NAACP. And that, I believe
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: that was right after they got a lot of bad
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: press for getting married on a plantation. But it's 2025.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your one highlight is six years ago you gave
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: to the NAACP.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I only know this because my friend, Zach Peter,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: has been covering this a lot, and I noticed his post,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: and he highlighted that part. Oh, boy. And I'm like, oh,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: my God. And so, yeah, I mean, and re- Also,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: there was a time where Ryan Reynolds recently was in
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: some magazine. It was the same type of thing. They
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: brought up some really old story. So, yeah, it's all
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: a machine. Everyone's getting it. Everyone is just turned off
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: by this. But the other thing is she's doing Simple
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Favor 2 with Anna Kendrick. And they were doing the press.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Did they shoot this? Did they shoot that? pre all
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: of this shit going down.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Well, definitely. Yeah. So I think it was done and
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: like in the can and then this came out. Now,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I liked the first one, but the first one was
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: like eight years ago. And so they're taking... some photos
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: on this press thing and I did not realize how
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: tiny Andrew Kendrick is so she's wearing these little heels
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: and I mean and then Blake I didn't realize how
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: tall she was and she's also wearing these tall boots
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and then someone's like oh of course she'd wear these
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: high boots so she could make Anna feel smaller I'm
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: like I don't, like, come on. Now, some things you
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: just don't think about. You put an outfit together, you
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: maybe don't know what she's wearing. They're looking like they're nice,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: but it looks a little awkward, whatever. But, yeah, so
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: that's just still going on. There isn't that many things.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: It's just the updates are just people that are really
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: going deep dive. Like, there's this other girl I follow,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: and Ryan Reynolds said in an interview that he... lit
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: his elementary school on fire.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: What?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: As a child?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: As a child. And then joked, it's fine, I can
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: say it now because, you know, the statutes of limitations
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: have passed. So this girl went into the deep dives
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: and been doing the deep dives for a long time
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: and found this elementary school that was actually caught on fire.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: in Canada that corresponds with his age.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: And that there really is no statute of limitations. And
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: all of this is alleged, alleged, alleged. Don't sue me, whatever.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you what I see on the internet.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But I guess there's no statute of
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: limitations in Canada when it comes to arson. That's it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: A couple of things. I don't know if you know this,
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: but a long time ago when I was trying to
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: sell a TV show, I did a table read and
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Ryan Reynolds played my brother.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Was this about your life?
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Okay. Tell everybody real quickly.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: It was, it was, it was during two guys, a
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: girl and a pizza place.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Which he was a star of.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And so that whole cast. So, um, what's her name? Phillips.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: So you'd written the script. You had a pilot. We, we,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: this was like, obviously if you get to this level,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: it's quite promising at this point.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: We, we did the table read. It was for ABC.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: So we just took the whole cast.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: It was about your life.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: It was about my life.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: As a young dad.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: With three kids.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Okay. So, so I, that was when I look back
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: on that, I'm like, but I was like, well, this
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: young guy is pretty funny.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: He has a very funny, distinct way of like delivering
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: and like, Kind of like the way, you know, Matthew
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Perry delivered every line in Friends. I remember taking an
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: acting class and this guy goes, I see, I'm going
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: to just imitate Matthew Perry. Like, I'm just going to
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: follow the image. And even before Lisa Kudrow became Lisa Kudrow,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: she came home from Vassar and her brother was friends
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: with John Lovitz. And she went to a Groundlings show
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: and she's like, I think I want to do that.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: And she literally started watching sitcoms and kind of, she's
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: like so brilliant. She sort of studied the, like Keenan
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: talks about too, because he was engineering major. There is
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: a math to comedy. There is a cadence to comedy
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: that you can kind of study. You've got to be
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: inherently funny, but there is some work you can do.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: And I feel like he kind of fit this, he's
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: gotten it, but now that they're getting such, there's so
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: many people that are, not feeling Blake and Ryan. Now
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: you're seeing that comedy. It's just getting like an old shtick.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: But once you saw it 15 years ago, it was
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: really probably banging, banging.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: This kid's got something.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Continue, yeah. I.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: My most hated type of person is a bully.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: And they both seem like bullies.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: And that is like the biggest problem. I think when
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: they go to the press or when they set out
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: in public, No matter what they say at this point,
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: they're just seen as bullying this dude. And so even
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: when they're doing something good now, it's got this haze
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: over it of they're just doing it because they're trying
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: to look good. Anytime I see anything that they do,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: any interview, all I can think of, oh, this is
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: just to try to look good. I think they need
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: to disappear for a while. That's the only thing that's
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: going to help them out. It's to go away. But
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: every time they try to defend themselves, they look terrible.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: And he's the most likable person in the world.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: So to make him look like an asshole, I want
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: a prediction from you.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Do Ryan and Blake make it as a couple?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Well, months ago when this started, I said the only
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: way out of this for her is to say... My
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: husband got jealous because of our communication.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: That's Beth's theory.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: And I, after being married for 10 years to this guy,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I know how he works. I placated him and being
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: like jealous. The guy's fucking creeping me out. He's been
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: hitting on me. And that made him mad, which kind
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: of turned her on that. He like defended her. They,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: he made fun of him in the Deadpool. They went
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: for it, all of it. And then when she thought,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: or got word from the PR person that it looks
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: like they were doing a smear campaign because there was
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: a lot of bad press right after it came out
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: where people talking about, she was like a bitch on
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: set and didn't look people in the eye, blah, blah, blah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: So then, and then they, they went for it. They're like,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: fuck them. And then Ari Emanuel, his, his firm or whatever,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: William Morris, whatever it was, supposedly, you know, well did
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: let him go, fired him, Justin. Allegedly, He was a
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: guest on a podcast recently, a live podcast show. And
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: he admitted to that.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: What do you mean allegedly? That should be on.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I know, but it's like, I just want to say it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Okay. So he was on a live podcast, a big one.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: And it never, they, they've taped it, but they never
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: put it out. But people in the audience heard it
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And where he said it. yeah, I'm, I'm
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: team Ryan and Blake. We fired that asshole. Like right
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: when the first thing came out, when everybody was anti-Justin.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: And since then, I think he has stepped down or
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: he's just like, he doesn't have the level that, you know,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: because of this, but they try to like get that away.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: So all these things are true in that, you know,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: they just, they, they just went the wrong route and
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: they didn't, they didn't realize how damaged it would be.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: So my thing is, When I first thought it that way,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: she could say he, he said, and this is, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: people have husbands or wives that later on, they're like, God,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't, I didn't want to get into this legal
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: thing with the gardener, but like my husband was so
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: pissed or whatever. And you just went along with it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, it could have been that she just
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: went along with it. That's what she would have had
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: to do real early on. Now I'm like, no, I
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: do think they're going to make it. I do. You do?
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think they're going to make it.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, I take it back. I don't think they're
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: going to make it. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: This is what's going to happen. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: They're going to stick through this for the next year
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: and a half until it ends, if it goes that far.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Because by like August, they got to start doing the depositions,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: which means the Taylor Swifts come and all these people
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: are going to have to like, and the Bradley Coopers
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: and share their text messages. Oh, the young girl that
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: played her, she supposedly, what I heard, I have not
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: checked myself, she has removed all the photos from her
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Instagram with Blake. So she was all on Blake's side
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: and blah, blah, blah. And that was a weird thing
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: that they were so close because they never had a
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: scene together. There was a big age difference and she
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: was spending the night and she was lending her jewelry
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: and all this other stuff. To kind of get her
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: on her side.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: That seems to be their MO.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Right, is to gather the friends.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: But they do it months out in advance. They seem
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: to be, when you look at it, they seem to
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: really plan ahead for these attacks. So it's not like, oh,
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: you're my new friend from a week ago, but can
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: you vouch for me? They go months and months and
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: then six months later ask you, oh, by the way,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: you're on my team, right?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And also the other thing is when she did my
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: favorite movie, The Town. Yes. About hot Boston.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: My favorite, Ben Affleck.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: You love that accent, don't you?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I love the Ben Affleck because it was like he
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: was a criminal.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: But he was a really good boyfriend.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. So she was like the townie. Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: That he was still screwing. So the rumor is, you know,
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: that they had something going on in real life.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Blake and Ben.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Yes. And in people are digging up old stuff. She says, I,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: you know, right off the bat, we did the sex
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: scenes and everything to get us comfortable. And there's interviews
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: of him saying, oh, Blake and I drive around at
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: 2 a.m. in the morning to like so I can
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: show her the town. And this is when he's married
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to Jennifer Garner. So there's that. Then there was when
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: she did the Green Lantern is when she got with,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: or they say they didn't, but that's where they met.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: He was with Scarlett Johansson. She was with someone else.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: So the other theory is 10 years into marriage, four babies,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: maybe he's spending way too much time with Wolverine. And
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: she's like, starts to do her flirty stuff. And, oh,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: promise no teeth and all these kind of things when
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: they're going back and forth. And he's not interested. yeah
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: and and she's he's not interested and but then still
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: the messages and everything she plays that to get the
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: husband jealous Ryan and then gets him so jealous and
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: mad and nasty that he goes after so she kind
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: of gets it both She got rejected and then told
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: the boyfriend, I mean, told the husband, like, he's awful
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: and he's been, you know, harassing me and all this stuff.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't make any sense because she grabbed, there's
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: another scene where she grabbed the Simple Favors package. And she's,
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: there's scenes where she's biting his lip, Justin Baldoni's, and
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: tying it. So I don't personally believe there was any
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: sexual harassment on set by Justin Baldoni.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's any doubt that there wasn't.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Now tell your story. Tell me what you think or
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: what your wife Beth thinks.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Beth 100% thinks that Ryan was jealous.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Just like you said.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: And I was like, how that dude would be jealous
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: of anybody? But she was like, and she thinks that
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Blake seems like the type of person that would love
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: to lean into that and get the husband all fired up. Right?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I said he read the text on the kid's iPad.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Very possible.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Kid's iPad is... has been a problem in marriages for years.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Because someone's cheating or someone's reading the text. It just
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: happened on the first episode of The Valley, season two
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: last night.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Heather.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Brittany says, Jack Scott cruises iPad and saw my text
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: because they were separated still and could get with other people,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: but it made him go insane. It's the kid's iPad.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: So that's what I think. Go on.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: My iPad.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Jacob didn't, when he was like 15, he forgot that
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: he had set up all our devices and that every
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: picture that he took on his phone went to my iPad.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I had his dick pics on my iPad.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: How old was he?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: He was like 15.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: And he's sending dick pics? 15 or 16.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: I was like on my iPad, Heather. I'm on my iPad.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: And I was like, do you know how alarming it
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: is to like see a picture of somebody else's dick
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: on your, I was just like, what the fuck? And
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: then I recognized the, the Ikea desk. In his room,
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: behind the dick. And I was like, oh, I built
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: that desk and that dick. Like, those are both— I' m responsible for.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Both of those. At least it wasn't popping up on
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: the Beth thing. Well, then— And, like, then she's cheating
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: with someone who also has an Ikea desk. And you're like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: if you're going to cheat with me, could you cheat
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: with someone a little richer? Like, why are you dealing
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: with an Ikea desk?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Here's a rumor I did want to ask you about. Yes.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: And I'm so glad that you brought this up. Beth,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: because Beth.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, wait. We're going off because I know people
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: are going to be mad. So finish your prediction.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, my prediction is there's no way that they make
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: it through. I think they both.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: But do they not make it through five years from
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: now or they don't make it through in the next
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: 18 months?
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: It falls apart over the trial.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Because I think what they love more than each other
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: is who they are in the world. And I think
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: the longer the trial goes on, the more they fight
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: with each other because the more they get bashed in public.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: I think it's really hard for him because he's been
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: America's and Canada's sweetheart forever. He's such a charming, likable dude.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I also think he's kind of insecure about his looks now.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Because he's not as cute. He's getting older. I did
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: see a picture of him where I was like, oh. Yeah,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: because Justin Baldoni is like 10 years younger, very fit.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: different different style everything and you know and there's been
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: scenes where he's like made a big deal out of
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: like the other guy's ass and like just being like.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Question what about so Beth brought something up to me
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: she was like have you heard because she was like
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: I hope they you and Heather talk about this yeah
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: ask her have you heard about the Ryan Reynolds making
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: out with dudes and all and that kind of rumor
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: about him.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard him make out with dudes, but there's
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: obviously there's always a room. There's always a room about
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: any guy married or not that might be gay, especially
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: when you're an actor.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: So she said there are like multiple occasions where he's
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: like to other guys, wouldn't it be funny if we
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: made out right now?
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Like, and she, I was like, one, she said, yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I was, I was, she did. She said, I, saw
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: it on a video and then I started to research it,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: but it would make, because I've always, I mean, no proof,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: but if you were like, you had to bet your life,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: if Hugh Jackman was straight or gay, I'd be like, Ooh,
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: I'd have to lean gay. So the fact then she
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: was like Ryan Reynolds. And I was like, Oh, this
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: makes sense. Why they're so close.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but now everyone always thought Hugh Jackman was, you know, gay.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: But he's now with this girl Sutton Strack. Not Sutton Strack.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: She's from Beverly Hills. Sutton Foster. And that seems like
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: a real relationship. And that seems to be why his
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: wife of all those years left. Yeah. But, you know. I,
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. There's so many, I find it fascinating.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: That's why I, when people, I have taken a little
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: break from talking about it, but just more and more
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: comes up and it's just like, in some ways I
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: feel like they're perfect for each other. Like they're, they're
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: two like sociopaths that get together. I remember my sister
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: said that she's a criminal defense attorney and she said,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: and I've said this a bunch on the shows, you
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: don't want to get two sociopaths together that might hate
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: you because then it's like worse. And I think, I
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: don't know if they're, but there's something, there's something that
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: is very similar about them. And then they have a
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: common enemy and this was an explosion. And I don't
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: think they thought it through all the, you know, I
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: don't think they really thought, okay, what is, I think
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: they were riled up there. There are people who are like,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: we're going to fucking get them. This is an amazing
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: evidence of the text messages from the PR person. And
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: they never really thought, because we've all had those moments
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: where you're like, fuck that. Like, they took my idea
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: and da-da-da-da. And then you, like, have to take a
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: minute and you're like, what will this look like in
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: the press? How far would it go? Everything that I've
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: said and done on this podcast is going to be
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: brought up against me, da-da-da-da.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: This is why I don't think they'll make it.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: The fact that you don't think about it. Like, they
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: just did not think about it. Because now Justin and
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: his Wayfair producing partner, who I guess has all the
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: money in the world, they're not going to just go, okay,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: give us 500 grand and we call it a day.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: No way. It's going to have to be like 400
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: million or forget it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: This is why I don't think they'll make it. When
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: you bring up, not sociopaths, but whatever they are, they
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: do seem to have the same kind of narcissistic trait, right?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I think they've always been like untouchable and, and America's sweethearts.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: And we love these people. And I think they've, they
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: love that so much as that starts to crumble. They're going,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: I think, start to fight with each other.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you made me do that. That's right. That's right.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: He'll be like, you fucking, you told me that he
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: was blah, blah, blah. And she was like, well, I
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: didn't tell you to make fun of them in Deadpool.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: And I think that's where the cracks start to happen.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Because at the end of the day, I think her
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: career for acting and new roles, especially with all the
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: stuff coming out about how she is on set and
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: trying to take control, I think it'll be harder for her.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: He's box office great.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Do you imagine, though, the next time she's on set,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: like if it was me, I'd be like, did I
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: look at everybody in the eye? I'd be like, having
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: my person, make sure you tell me every person, like
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: you're a vice president. Every person's name. Oh, the girl
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: that's emptying the bags of chips. Hi, Melissa, is your
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: dog okay?
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Paying for the wrap party.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, I'd be like, whose dog needs an operation?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Whose mortgage needs to be paid?
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Do you need new teeth?
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: I need press like Keanu Reeves. Tell me what I
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: need to do to like, Ugh, and it would just
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: be exhausting.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think she gets another chance on set for
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: a long time. She's not... Her name isn't bringing people...
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: It isn't bringing eyeballs. He will have another shot because
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: he's fucking really good. And he brings eyeballs. And he
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: actually can get people to a theater, which is crazy.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: But he may have to disappear for a little while. Yeah, yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: He's just not as.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: But if there's another Deadpool, I don't think the 15-year-old
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: boys care that he and his wife bullied... No. They
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: And the comic book nerds don't care. And frankly, I
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: like the movies. I probably wouldn't go to the theater.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm with you. But I'm with you. I
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: think if it goes to trial, I don't think... I
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: think the cracks in the armor start. I think they
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: make it through the trial.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Because it'll look really bad if they don't. But.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: It's a long way off, though, if they don't settle.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: It's a long way off.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: How far off do you think?
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: It's like all the way, like, spring of 26th. It's
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: the trial date to start because.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: How does Diddy go to trial sooner on criminal case
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: than this gets with civil?
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Because I guess, you know, there's just... The attorneys are whatever.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. It just is. That's the date.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know why it's so far off.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: I can't wait. Because they're just going to be repeating
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: old news until then.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's why. Okay, so Amy Lee... would from
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: the SNL sketch. Someone said she was crying about something. No,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I wasn't crying because of that. I also saw that
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: the girl who played her, which I said when I
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: had Chris on, that's the girl that's going to suffer
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: the most. Like, fuck, why did I do this? And
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I also said now anybody that was like getting their
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: teeth ready to do a TikTok video is probably not
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: going to. So I'm like, she's one line, you know, she's,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: she's doing good. The girl, Amy, but she's supposedly she,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: that actress sent her flowers. I don't know if that's true.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: I don't like a daily mail thing, but when I
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: had Chris on, on Tuesday, I said, SNL did a
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: parody about Chelsea Lately.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: So thank you to the Juicy Scooper who found it
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: because it's very hard to find the YouTube stuff of
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Chelsea Lately.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: It's very good.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: They scraped it all when the show ended. This one
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: was called Helga Lately.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: And it was Kate McKinnon is acting like You know,
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: instead of just saying we're going to do a parody
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: of Chelsea lately, but I mean, it's the purple, it's everything,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: it's the music. They have, who is the guy that
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: plays in Portlandia?
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Fred Armisen.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: So he's playing Chewy. And then they have a guy
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: being like a flamboyant gay guy. They have, I thought
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: they had someone doing Lonnie Love, but no, it was Keenan,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Keenan Kell just being like a comedian. And not Keenan Kell, Keenan, what's?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Keenan Thompson.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Keenan Thompson. And then just some girl that they'd, so
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: then they would do all the, they'd be like, like
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: whatever Swedish. And then you just hear like, you know, vodka,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: my vagina, my vagina, like just making fun of this, like, oh,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: such low hanging fruit. These, these idiots on E right.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: And then he's in the chair. being chewy but he
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: just sort of like looks like deformed like i was
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: like this is and but nobody's really laughing like the
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: audience isn't like yeah they literally did this sketch for
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: themselves because they were probably so probably this is what
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: i think happened okay writer a the writer's room is
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: there and they come by.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: The way what year what year this was still when
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: we were on olympic Yes. Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, but it was like a solid year and a
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: half or two in.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: I think maybe even a little more because I think
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: we had started to really get ratings and people were,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: like I think it was more than two years in
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: because I think she had really started to take off
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: at the time.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I just know that they just are like,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: oh my God, like how are they, who is watching
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: these idiots? And so this is what I think happened.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: One of the writers that did stand up which is
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: why a lot of people started to hate us, is
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: it was just the best place to be a standup.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: And she would always say, Josh is going to be
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: at the Chicago Improv, whatever. And then, but also some
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: of us that weren't really headliners before were now able
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: to get these gigs on the weekends that we could
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: do it. And so I'm like, I'm sure these bitter,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: you know, male writers were like, fuck this dumb show.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: It's so stupid. And who is this girl that just
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: talks about sex and vagina and dah, dah, dah, dah.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: And that's of course how it got written, you know,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: out of jealousy, whatever. And, um, so anyway, I saw
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: it and it really, and then they did like the
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Swedish Kardashians and like the audience is like not laughing.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: And so there's, there's like 200 comments. And the first
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: And they're all from like 11 years ago, okay? And
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: so the first comments are all like, oh, this Swedish was,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: it's all Swedish people being like, this is pretty good,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: or that's not really the right word for that. Like
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: it was, and then like the rest are like, oh
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: my God, these people don't get that this is like
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: a parody of Chelsea Lately that was on E. Like
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: it's so, it was fun. Do you remember her being upset?
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Because I remember.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I don't remember her being upset. I think she was.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Good about it. I think she kind of just didn't
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: acknowledge it, which is what you should do.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: But I do think when SNL, if you're in the
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: entertainment business and you get spoofed, it's almost to me
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: like an honor.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: And I understand this woman. I didn't see the sketch
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: about her teeth. Did you see it?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Just a little clip of it. Was it terrible? No,
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: it was just a small part. She kind of said
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: the parody was white POTUS and they did all the
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Trump stuff. And then, so she was like, if it
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: was all political, why include me and my looks and,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: you know, that kind of a thing. Yeah, I get it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Someone in the comments said she has summer teeth. Summer
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: here and summer there. I never heard that. I've never
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: heard that. Whatever.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: But she has to know, I mean, she's lived with
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: those teeth It's also, it's like Lauren Bacall.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: It's what Michael Strahan. He said, I'm never going to
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: fix this gap. This is what makes me Michael Strahan.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: And so those teeth are what will also get her roles.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I honestly think all of this was good.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: And I honestly think it was good that she did
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: share her feelings. It just made her that much more authentic. Yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: The only way to be authentic a sustaining personality or
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: star now is all being authentic. Obviously that's why people
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: are not enjoying the girls in space and why they're
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: not enjoying Blake, Blake Lively.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: They, but her being like all sad about it. Yeah,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: of course. Anybody that just is on a high and
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: then sees that, that someone's doing something that you're sensitive
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: about it. She's being honest. And she, she even said,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: I don't, I have no ill will against the actress
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: who played me. I'm just saying like, it wasn't that funny.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: And like, Could you have done something else? No, because
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: looks are what you do. Like, that's what we do.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: And apparently, you know, SNL is not apologizing for it,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: which is what they shouldn't. You just go to the
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: next show. You just don't bring it up. You don't apologize.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: But I'm sure no one will ever do her again.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Did you watch, you watched this season of White.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: Lotus, right?
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I loved it. Well, I didn't love it.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I love the first one the most, Hawaii.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Hawaii.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, the second one got good second half. Yeah.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: This one I thought was really slow on the get-go. Like,
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: I'd oftentimes fall asleep.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: But I love when it's so rare now that a
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: show is pretty universal so that I can talk about
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: it and everyone's kind of getting it and that it's
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: once a week. So for that, I love it. And
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I thought it was still great. I thought like Parker Posey.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I thought everybody acting was great.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Amazing. There were some things. This is the first season, though,
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: where some things just didn't add up. I was like, well,
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: that didn't kill you.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: This guy killed my dad. So I'm in Hong Kong
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: now at 55. Like it doesn't make that story never
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: made sense to me. It seemed like a throwaway.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what drugs Mike White has taken,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: but there isn't a drug in the world that I
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: don't recognize my brother giving me a handjob. Right. That
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: is like, that is like the crazy, that was the craziest.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: And then the discussion they had was don't do that again. Okay.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Like that's the, well, we're fighting for like 10 years.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Every time I see you, I'm punching you in the face. Like.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: And by the way, I'm a people pleaser too. That
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean I'm giving my brother a handjob so he's happy.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: That blew me away. Okay, I thought that was actually
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: kind of brilliant and funny. How? Because it was just funny,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: because it made no sense. Because it made no sense.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: So to say, I said, I'm like, I go, yeah,
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: so he was a people pleaser. I'm like, my sons
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: won't even wash each other's plate, let alone finish each
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: other off.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: What a crazy excuse to give your brother a handjob.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: And somebody was like, well, he was blackout drunk.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Here's the deal. When you're blackout, you may not remember
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: what's happening, but you recognize human beings.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: But how brilliant is it, though, that he did introduce
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: the most taboo storyline that got everyone talking? Because that's
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: the thing. It's like he got everyone talking.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: And you pick an actress that's not your typical yacht
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: girl dating an older guy.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: I love that, by the way.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Like all that kind of stuff. So I do think
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: he's brilliant.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Who do you think comes back? who's the repeat guy
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: for the next season? Is it Greg again?
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I think they'll like bring someone from like the Hawaii season. Oh,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: for somebody like, or, or the, the, or people were
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: saying like, it would be great if like from the
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Italian season, if the girl that clearly the kids were
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: clearly the trainer, her personal trainers, like if all of
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: a sudden she shows that like she's divorced and she's
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: with her trainer. Like, I think that's a way to get,
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: that's what, if I was the HBO exec, and I
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: could give any notes to Mike White, I'd be like,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: do that because then everyone goes back and watches... all
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: of them again.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that actually is smart.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: To remind themselves and like, you know, and what's the
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: connection and trying to figure it out. So I think
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: there'll be like a couple surprises like that.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: I did think the relationship between the three women was
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: brilliantly written. I thought that was brilliantly written. And how
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: they interacted and the roles that they thought they played
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: in the relationship. I thought that was like so human
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: and so real. And even though nothing happens in a
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: lot of those, it's like to me like the I
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: would say that about The Sopranos. I'm like, nothing happened,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: but I could still watch it because it's so well-written.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when it's just so good and sucked in, everyone's
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: watching it. I think it's great.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Would you want to be on White Lotus? Is that
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: the show out of all the shows on right now?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I talked to Jennifer Coolidge right before.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: We didn't know she was going to die. And I
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: remember I talked to her on the phone and I
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: was just like, I can't believe I'm talking to you. And.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: And then I don't know, I could never gotten hold
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: of her afterwards, but whatever. And she listens to Juicy
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Scoop and she's like, you're kind of like a little genius,
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: the things that you think about and you figured out
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit. And she was like- Good voice
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: on that one. So then I go, how do you feel? Like,
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: this is like amazing. And she's like, you know what?
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I wasn't, I didn't want to do that. I go, why?
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you want to do the first one? She goes,
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: because it was COVID and I was fucking fat and
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: they wanted me to do it. me to go to
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Hawaii and be in a bathing suit. And she's like,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like, ah. And then this girl that she's friends
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: with that I remember from back in the day was like,
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: you're crazy. You call Mike White right now and you
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: say you're going to do this. But that was the
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: whole genius is that he was like, what can we film?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: during COVID and we can just go here and everyone
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: can be isolated. We can film this thing. But in
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: her mind, she was like, not like feeling it. And,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: you know, so that, that's like a great lesson to learn. Like,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: You should never like let some insecurity or where you're like.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I also think I'm fine if we do
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: full soap opera and she comes back as like her sister.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, you go twin sister? Drake Ramore or whatever from Friends?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: She comes and she's, you know, and also because I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: believe Jennifer has, you know, gotten some work done since then.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Has she?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone has. A little bit. I think so. Nothing
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: wrong with it. A little facelift, a little eye bleph, whatever.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Eye bleph? That's where you, like, if you have, like,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: where your lid starts to come down, only certain eyes
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: have it. And so, anyway, I think she does. And
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I think she could come as... Whatever.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: A cousin or a sister?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a sister or something.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: And she marries Greg again and she kills Greg?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she doesn't have to be that character. She
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: could be a whole other character with a different voice
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: and everything.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Beth and I, so going into the last episode, we
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: wrote down what we thought was going to happen.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: How cute. And what was the result?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: Not close.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, neither of you.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: I thought that the old guy was going to kill
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Walton Goggins. Not the other way around. I thought he
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: was going to come and kill him. And that was
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: my guess. Or that the guard who did end up
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: shooting him, I did think he was going to shoot somebody.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: But I thought he was going to shoot one of
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: the Russian guys. And Beth was way off. But I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: like Shows like that where you can kind of.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like it's just like there's so
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: few shows that like have that people are into all
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: watching and there's watch parties and stuff like that. There's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: so many shows to watch and there's just so few
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: that are like a hit.
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  Speaker 3: And there's so few now that make that you feel like, oh,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: I got to watch it when it comes out.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait till the next day because then I
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: can't be on social media at all.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Like when we were coming home from something and I'm like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: don't look at your phone, don't look at your phone.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: We're going to like watch it tonight.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, a couple more topics. I filled you in on
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: the Karen Reid.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Now that you are from Boston.
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  Speaker 3: From Western Massacre.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I have to tell this theory about Karen Reid
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: that I just read.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: That someone put like in the comments somewhere. So the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: guy had what appeared to be bite marks on him
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: and there was a what part of his body like
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: arms and there was a dog that was like I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: think they put him down like right after this happened
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: because they all think that the people in the house
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: were covering for somebody or something and the dog had
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: like disciplinary problems so this person wrote this theory they
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: said why are they trying to pin the murder of
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: this cop on a, on a human. This is what
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: they thought. The dog attacked him and maybe no one
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: saw it or whatever. And he went running out, like
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: to get away from the dog, to try to get
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: in the car. She doesn't see that he's come out now.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: He sees her leaving. So he starts to kind of run,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: like be like, Hey, slips and falls. It was a
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: very snowy night, hits his head. and then is left
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: and dies. And nobody in the house knew that he.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: What are the wounds?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: There's so much.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Are they saying what he died from? Like, what are
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: the wounds on his body? Does he have a head injury?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's head injury. There's so much evidence. But right now,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: they're going into the second trial. And a lot of
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: the things, what I said previously, is when there's a
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: mistrial and they do it again, it usually favors the prosecution, unfortunately. Mm-hmm. And,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: you know, the judge is now saying a lot of
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: things I'm not going to allow in this trial that
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: they're trying to get in. That was, I think, valuable
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: to the first trial in her defense. Just like conversations
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: and pointing out certain cops that may have had an
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: issue with him that was in the house. Basically, her
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: theory was like, He went in the house and they
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: beat him up and he like either stumbled out or
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: they threw him out on the front. You know, and
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: then the other theory is, no, she either backed into
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: him because she was pissed and left or she backed
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: into him, didn't realize it, left, was kind of drunk,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: went home, passed out, woke up in the morning, realized
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: he wasn't home, was like, is this fucker still drinking
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: at the house, went back to the house and then
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: saw him lying in the snow?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, here's the unfortunate truth. is that, like, if
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: in that first trial they didn't have absolute evidence either way,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: there's so much court of public opinion. Do you know
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: what I mean? Like, I don't know how you find
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: 12 people who have, especially in Boston.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what happened, but that's what happened with the
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Menendez brothers.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: They did the first trial, you know, mistrial. They did
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: it again, and... Then they were like, we are winning
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: this one. We already lost the OJ. And then they
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: didn't allow all the testimony of the first, which is
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: why people think they should have another resentencing. And our
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: DA is saying no. He doesn't think so. But a
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: judge has said yes, I will accept hearing a resentencing
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: plea or something. Yeah. That would get them out.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: So is there damage on this woman's car? Was there damage?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, there was. And she was saying, but the damage
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: could have been from a previous thing that happened. And
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: then there's also, they believe the defense that a lot
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: of evidence and things were tampered with because there was
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: this cover up with all these cops. And then these
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: particular town has a reputation of a lot of like
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: corruption and stuff. of Bostonian cops.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Oh man.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, she, anyway, I also heard she's a juicy scooper.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, is she?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Karen Reed.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: That would be amazing. How have you got her on her?
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: I a hundred percent don't. If I was on the jury,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: there's no way I would say you're guilty because I
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: don't know who did it, but I don't think even
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: if she, even, even if I had a thought that
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: she may have backed into him and whatever and left,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: I still feel like there isn't enough evidence to know
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: either way. But there's no way she intentionally, in my opinion,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: no way she intentionally got pissed and backed into him
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: and let him die. So for me, there's no premeditation.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Was there marital issues?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Just like they had a real boozy night and they
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: were boyfriend and girlfriend and there was flirtation going on
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: and there was maybe some infidelity on both sides. But
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: then they also were kind of like, a pretty cohesive
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: unit because he, his, he inherited, not inherited, but he
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: got custody of a sibling who'd passed. So he had
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: like two kids that he was raising and she was
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: very step mom-ish and they had like a nice situation going.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: But when you really explore the marriage, yeah, there was,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: you know, Oh, text message found and flirting and we
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: broke up this one week and whatever.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Is there, in order to get a new trial and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know what, I don't know enough about it.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Do you have to have new evidence?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: No, it's just that the jury said we can't come
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: to a decision.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: So you don't need new evidence to have a new trial.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Well, no, if you got convicted.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: No, in a mistrial. So there's a mistrial to get
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: another trial as the prosecution get another trial. You don't
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: need new evidence. You just need a new jury.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: You need a new jury. But yeah, but then you
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: kind of get to do it again.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: And you get to see the holes in your case.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: It's fucked up, though. Same judge. Because it's fucked up
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: that they would not allow.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Certain- I don't know. That's a good answer. I think
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: it might be a different judge. I'm sure there's going
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: to be a million people correcting me. I'm not following
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: everything on earth, people. All right, Josh, let's wrap it up.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody all the fun places to find you guys.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Every Monday night, I have a residency in Vegas at
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Kimmel's Comedy Club. It's the most fun I have because
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: I can do whatever I want. Jacob and I are
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: on the road. We're at ComedianJoshWolf.com. I just shot my
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: second comedy music special, which is like my favorite thing.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: It's called the Campfire Special. But I love playing the
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: guitar on stage.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: And the songs are so ridiculous and so silly and
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: so fun. And we had a lot of amazing guest
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: singers come stop by because I shot it in Nashville.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: So that'll be out over the summer. And then ComedianJoshWolf.com.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: I'm in Michigan this... coming month and I'm in Ohio.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I'm in a bunch of different places. But the shows
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: are amazing. Jacob and I he does like 15 minutes
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: and I do like 60. And then we do a
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: Q & A, which is a ton of fun. Then
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: we do some music.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the clips are great too. So everyone follow you.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it. And I love coming down here. Mostly,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I just like coming down and reconnecting with you. I've
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: known you for so long.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: When you used to run the union.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: I've known you for so, so very long. I've known
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: you when people used to be like, is that your?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, no, no. Because when people used to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: think when I first started dating Beth, they were like,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: is that that comedian? I was like, no, that's not that.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Beth and I look like we could be related.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: They were like, is that that comedian?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, that's not Heather. But we've known each
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: other for so long. And so I couldn't be happier
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: for you and your success.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: And you too.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: And I loved seeing you guys at the Master's. You
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: guys were definitely there for different reasons. He probably had
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: a golf boner the entire time.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: He's so excited right now. He is golfing at Riviera.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: His friend invited him to celebrate the friend's birthday. And
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: he had all the master bags set up like a
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: real housewife. He got gifts for everybody.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: He brought gifts for everyone?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone got like a hat. And everyone got a towel.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I go, is this for a sweaty golfer? Is this
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: to like clean your thing? Everyone got a towel. Everyone
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: got a hat. And then I go, oh, let me
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: film this. And he goes, no, because my friend follows you.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Don't post it yet. How cute is that? So, yeah,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: it really was fun for him. And he has all
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: the clothes and he looks cute. And it was. I
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: had very low expectations. I was like, how am I
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: going to watch golf for three days? And it was
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: so fun. I loved it.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: It's because it's a, it's like a thing.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: It was super fun.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But the food there wasn't the, was not the best.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: No, I loved the food.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: When I went with my dad, the food was not great.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, well the food was fun and great. And you know, yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: I liked, I just liked it. And like, I liked
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: the walking. I liked the sitting. I liked it all.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: My dad, not a super, you know, guys from, our
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: dad's generation that's super emotional.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: And I brought him on his bucket list was going
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: to the masters. And a couple of years ago I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: got to bring him there and we, the whole day
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: he didn't really talk. He just watched golf. Yeah. It's
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: didn't talk. And there were days, there were times cause
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: we couldn't have our phones.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Right. Lose them. And I was like, what? I was like,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: you can't walk off, dude. I can't, you have to
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: stay near me. And we didn't talk for most of
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: the day. So I was like, is he having a
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: good time? And we walked out of that first day.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: He gave me the deepest hug. And he said.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Just like he was roaring, giving it to Justin's wife.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: But he was like, thank you so much for this.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: And it was such a.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: That's so awesome.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: It was such a great memory. Just being there, not
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: only because of the Masters, but to be able to
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: do that for him was so crazy.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: And then you got these tickets because you were on
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: a big, you were on a rise to be a
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: big TV star.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was, I'm not getting those tickets now, but.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: That's what's so good about all those opportunities that came,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: whether it was hanging out with a friend and the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: rich billionaire, you know, boyfriend, husband.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Shoots you up in space.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Right. Or whatever it is. I'm like, I would always
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: be like, I don't know how long this is going
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: to last. You should take advantage of these opportunities and,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: And not ever just be like, eh, I'm too tired
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: or I'm burnt out. Like, go, go, and go. Because, yeah,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: it's important that you do these things in life.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. And did Drake want to go? Was he jealous?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Because he's a golf guy, right? Yes.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, he was happy for us, but he was, yeah,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: he was jealous. And it's like, someone's like, would you
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: go again? And I go, yeah, like if the opportunity
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: comes up again and we are able to do it,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: it would be very fun to take him because he
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: would have such a great, appreciation and be excited for it.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Did he say, why is mom going? She doesn't even
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: like golf.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm the connection of why we went. So it's like,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: without Heather Goodtime, nobody eats.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: And how were the outfits of the people watching the Masters?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Classy.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Some people dressed. Some people, I was like, oh, they
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: came dressed for this.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Dressed. Like, I just remember this one lady had, like,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: these really big green, like, very spashable, like, Gucci glasses.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: You could tell she was, like, really wealthy. But No,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: all the outfits I thought were really, really classy. Once
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: in a while you'd see just like an outfit that
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: just didn't work, but it was like really rare. Like,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: you know, like I got someone wearing like a Kiss t-shirt.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: You're like, what are you doing? That was like one
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: in like thousands. Like most everybody had like golf tire
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: on and like pretty nicely dressed and like a little
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: more conservative, but put together. And that's, it was just
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: very nice.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Josh. Love you.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Love you. Thank you so much for having me.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: One reward.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Endless choice. Skip the hassle, reward the easy way.