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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Random crap. Random crap. Mac and Bone talk random crap. Random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap. Random crap. Random crap.
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  Speaker 2: What the deuce?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, crap.
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  Speaker 4: We stink like a baby's blowout infested diaper.
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  Speaker 2: They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 4: It's the Queen City's favorite born in tandem.
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  Speaker 2: Mac and Bone. Random crap.
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  Speaker 1: Mac and Bone.
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  Speaker 4: All right, y'all, let's do it. It's the Random Crap
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  Speaker 4: segment with a twist to your bone. It is the
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  Speaker 4: college football edition of Random Crap. There is so much
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  Speaker 4: stuff going on, some of it headline-worthy, and some of
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  Speaker 4: it is just kind of, you know, the fun, random
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  Speaker 4: world of college football stories. So let's start with the
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  Speaker 4: biggest headline. Late last night, Pete Thamel reported this on ESPN,
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  Speaker 4: that after all.
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  Speaker 2: The hubbub, Bone.
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  Speaker 4: LSU will not put Harris and Wright on the roster.
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  Speaker 4: They are the two players, Bone, that played for Lane
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  Speaker 4: Kiffin at Ole Miss that had been in NFL training camps.
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  Speaker 4: that Lane was trying to sign that created all of
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  Speaker 4: this mess. They're not even putting them on the final roster.
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  Speaker 4: They have actually rostered two players, Bone, who were holders
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  Speaker 4: from last year, and I guess they were basically hanging chads.
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  Speaker 2: They were hanging in the balance.
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  Speaker 4: Whereas if they add the two NFL guys, they lose
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  Speaker 4: their roster spot. One of many things I didn't like
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  Speaker 4: about the move is that kids get kicked off the team.
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  Speaker 4: They're not going to do it after all. And I
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  Speaker 4: have a feeling, Bone, that might have something to do
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  Speaker 4: with the SEC's lawsuit against LSU and the amended filing
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  Speaker 4: yesterday and the fact that in that amended filing in
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  Speaker 4: the federal court yesterday, it said that Thursday is a
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  Speaker 4: scheduled meeting to vote on whether or not to expel
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  Speaker 4: LSU from the SEC.
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  Speaker 3: Am I wrong, Mac, to think that we need to
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  Speaker 3: investigate the two players that got added to LSU individually?
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  Speaker 3: Gabriel Relaford and quarterback Aiden Anding. Are we sure that's
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  Speaker 3: not Daquan Wright and Zagan Harris? Is that the next
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  Speaker 3: move here? He added two players that are just aliases
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  Speaker 3: for his guys? That right there would be a chess
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  Speaker 3: move from Lane Kiffin that I would probably respect it
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  Speaker 3: if he did that.
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  Speaker 2: It's those two players in Chad Powers' like disguise.
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  Speaker 3: The threat of getting kicked out of the conference, which
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  Speaker 3: was going to be voted on Thursday, seemed to wound
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  Speaker 3: large here, Mac. Is that still... Is that still on
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  Speaker 3: the table? Ross Dellinger had a piece up last night
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  Speaker 3: about can LSU get kicked out and UNC and Virginia
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  Speaker 3: and Clemson, the teams that would replace them, but we
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  Speaker 3: were trying to figure out was that pre-news.
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  Speaker 2: Of this or is that still on the table?
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  Speaker 4: I would think this would stop the SEC wanting to
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  Speaker 4: kick LSU out. I would think everybody would be chill
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  Speaker 4: now because this is what it was all about. It
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  Speaker 4: was all about the persistence of LSU and their administration,
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  Speaker 4: not just Lane, still wanting to do this despite every
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  Speaker 4: other member protesting and having an issue with it and
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  Speaker 4: every power conference not wanting teams to do this.
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  Speaker 2: I would think this would chill it out.
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  Speaker 4: I compare it to, I guess I don't know for sure,
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  Speaker 4: but I would compare it to the Texas Tech situation.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the way they bowed up, filed a lawsuit, or
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  Speaker 4: the Big 12 filed a lawsuit against Texas Tech over
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  Speaker 4: the Sorsby thing, and once Texas Tech and Sorsby, once
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  Speaker 4: they backed off with that, everything's cool again. Everything's chill again, baby.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like they'll be singing Kumbaya in no time.
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  Speaker 4: Why would the SEC want out.
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  Speaker 3: Wayne Mulkey and Will Wade. They should want to be
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  Speaker 3: part of like a family with them, not kick them out.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think they want to kick out 51-10? They at.
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  Speaker 4: Least want to wait to the end of the season
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  Speaker 4: and see if they finally win a title thanks to
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  Speaker 4: Lane Kiffin. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, my.
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  Speaker 4: Guess would be it ends between the SEC and Lane.
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  Speaker 4: And if it does, by the way, Lane and LSU blinked.
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  Speaker 4: Like Sankey won. You know what I mean? Lane bent
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  Speaker 4: the knee, you know, or at least LSU's administration told Lane, sorry,
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  Speaker 4: we can't do this.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, this just was a master ruse by Lane the
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  Speaker 3: whole time, right? I mean, that could also be.
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  Speaker 2: Part of this. You don't think he really wanted to
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  Speaker 2: add those players?
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  Speaker 3: I think he did, but along the way, he might
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  Speaker 3: have said, I'm going to take this as far as
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  Speaker 3: it can go, no matter how ridiculous this is.
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  Speaker 4: Because he loves the attention, loves the publicity. He just
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  Speaker 4: loves it. He loves being the bad dude. Like, he
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  Speaker 4: loves it.
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  Speaker 3: Then all of a sudden, magically, mysteriously, the locker room
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  Speaker 3: speech gets leaked out where all of a sudden Lane
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  Speaker 3: plays a hero to the players. And when does that
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  Speaker 3: come in favor? Portal time, recruiting time. Oh, I want
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  Speaker 3: to play for this guy because he's got his players back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, us against the world, baby. Yeah, he loves that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: He does.
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  Speaker 4: It's also possible— Not trying to be a gotcha guy there, Lane,
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  Speaker 4: but come on. Gotcha, gotcha guy. It's also possible— Boom, boom!
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  Speaker 4: It's also possible, Bone, that his bosses watched the game
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  Speaker 4: and said, Lane— You don't.
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  Speaker 2: Need those damn players. Like seriously, did it look like
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  Speaker 2: they needed those two guys, Bone?
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  Speaker 4: No. Tredez Green looks pretty good at tight end, and
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  Speaker 4: those guys up front on the D-line look pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's continue with random crap. How about let's
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  Speaker 4: stay in the SEC, Bone. Georgia fans are furious at
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  Speaker 4: the Georgia football program because they went after the game
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  Speaker 4: on Saturday, Bone, their blowout win over Tennessee State. And
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  Speaker 4: they went online to the Georgia official website and tried
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  Speaker 4: to watch the highlights package, which includes all the highlights
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  Speaker 4: of 60-something points and all the behind-the-scenes stuff, like in
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  Speaker 4: the locker room, stuff like that. And they found a
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  Speaker 4: message saying that you now have to pay a subscription
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  Speaker 4: of $ 20 in order to access the game highlights after
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  Speaker 4: each game and that that money will go towards NIL.com.
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  Speaker 4: for the georgia players it's you know these schools are
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  Speaker 4: all looking for ways now they have this added expense
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  Speaker 4: you know paying players they're looking for ways to create
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  Speaker 4: extra revenue you see all the sponsorship patches on jerseys
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  Speaker 4: and sponsorships on the field but the fans are not
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  Speaker 4: happy about this at all bonesy.
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  Speaker 3: Uh i know it's at nil that's where the money
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  Speaker 3: goes and oh by the way twenty dollars to watch
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  Speaker 3: tennessee state highlight 21 by 60 that's That's a level
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  Speaker 3: of desperation for football that is not often seen. I
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  Speaker 3: heard it's going back to traffic and speeding fines. That's
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  Speaker 3: actually where they need money to pay off all these.
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  Speaker 3: They have 243 speeding tickets to pay off. They figured
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  Speaker 3: out this is the way to do it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that Georgia fans would be more, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean, with. I feel like they would
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  Speaker 4: like that idea better. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway.
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  Speaker 3: That's what Steve Spurrier, this is why we miss a
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  Speaker 3: guy like Spurrier. He'd say, well, they got to go
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  Speaker 3: pay them traffic fines.
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  Speaker 4: I'm out. Can't do it on your own when you
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  Speaker 4: got 150 of them. That is amazing. Bone, are you
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  Speaker 4: familiar with Sarah Smith?
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Smith. Was she the.
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  Speaker 2: She's the ESPN personality based out of Chicago, right? That
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  Speaker 2: is incorrect. Not Sarah Spain. That is incorrect. Sarah Smith, no.
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  Speaker 2: Very generic name, though. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 4: Sarah Smith is the lovely blonde Ole Miss fan who
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  Speaker 4: was shown on a crowd shot on.
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  Speaker 2: Sunday night, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And went viral.
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  Speaker 4: And, you know, these are the things that wouldn't happen
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  Speaker 4: in the old Brent Musburger horndog days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's so easy now to find these random attractive female fans.
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  Speaker 4: So a bunch of people found out who she is
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  Speaker 4: and started shooting their shots in the form of DMs.
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  Speaker 4: And she did a hilarious video where she showed everybody
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  Speaker 4: all these different DMs she was getting. She was being promised, like,
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  Speaker 4: a new car. She was being, like, asked— If she
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  Speaker 4: wants to go on a tropical vacation, it is amazing, Bone,
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  Speaker 4: how thirsty and bold dudes get with social media over
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  Speaker 4: a fan they see on the TV.
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  Speaker 2: I have one right here, Matt. Can I read it
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  Speaker 2: off to you right there? Sup, girl? That was from
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  Speaker 2: Flounder Pagnano. You think Flounder's already followed her on Instagram?
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  Speaker 2: Flounder may have. I'm not even joking, Siddy.
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  Speaker 3: Flounder may have known who that was before they showed
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  Speaker 3: her on TV.
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  Speaker 2: Also, there's two South Carolina.
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  Speaker 3: We had a TV anchor that got hired here, and
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  Speaker 3: I said, oh, Flounder's going to follow her on Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: He followed her before she got hired in Charlotte. He said, no,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't followed her for years. He's got a talent.
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  Speaker 4: He's got an intuition. You know what I mean, Fetty?
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  Speaker 2: He's got an instinct for the IG game. Are you
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  Speaker 2: saying you don't follow broadcasters from around the country? Because
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  Speaker 2: I support the industry. I've got some broadcasters in Texas that.
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  Speaker 4: I follow, in Tennessee that I follow.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very familiar with their work. Just because you are
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  Speaker 2: a committed man right now, you can't say those things anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Just because, yeah, you better settle down there.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking about Will Kunkel.
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  Speaker 4: Settle down over there, big fella. You're talking about male.
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  Speaker 4: Will Kunkel is his only male follow.
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  Speaker 2: Let's not.
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  Speaker 2: It's not getting twisted.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, there were two South Carolina co-eds, Bone, that went
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  Speaker 4: viral on a video that was like they were playing.
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  Speaker 2: I.
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  Speaker 3: Forget.
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  Speaker 2: What is a song that South Carolina plays... Sandstorm? Was
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  Speaker 2: it Sandstorm?
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  Speaker 4: I think it was Sandstorm. Yeah, I think Sandstorm's playing.
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  Speaker 4: And the bros are tarps off, which is the trend.
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  Speaker 4: That has to be a Sandstorm. Which is the trend
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  Speaker 4: of the young bros, shirts off, all in unison, waving
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  Speaker 4: their shirt in the air. That would be not the
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  Speaker 4: Space Odyssey theme. That would be the Sandstorm. It was Sandstorm, definitely.
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  Speaker 4: And it was South Carolina, a couple of co-eds asking,
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  Speaker 4: it's no fair. Why can't we participate in this fun event? Oh,
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  Speaker 4: so I'm sure guys have found their identities on social
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  Speaker 4: media as well.
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  Speaker 2: We've got to play the audio. Do we know the name?
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  Speaker 4: Of the georgia southern player who's calling out clemson uh
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  Speaker 4: yeah i i was.
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  Speaker 3: It i had it right here mac it is um
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  Speaker 3: let me double check here It is.
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  Speaker 2: It is. Oh, man, my internet here over here. Gosh,
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  Speaker 2: dang it.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's play the clip. And then we'll identify them.
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  Speaker 4: This is a press conference at Georgia Southern. They're playing
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  Speaker 4: Clemson this weekend. This is a real thing, Bone, that
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  Speaker 4: a Georgia Southern player answered about Clemson.
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  Speaker 2: Game against LSU.
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  Speaker 4: Did you think that Clemson is vulnerable right now?
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  Speaker 2: Like, this is a team that, hey, like, we can
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  Speaker 2: beat these guys. If we go out and execute, this
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  Speaker 2: is a game they would. you know, that we can win.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure.
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  Speaker 5: I don't like jumping the gun, but once I seen
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  Speaker 5: some of the things I've seen, I, I was, you know, smiling,
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  Speaker 5: pretty happy about our odds going into this game this week.
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  Speaker 5: And just, just, yeah, really happy and pumped up for
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  Speaker 5: being ready to execute and go handle our business.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Sears.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, defensive back Aaron Sears. He's smiling and pretty happy
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  Speaker 4: about our odds. Georgia Southern player talking about Clemson.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gracious. Is he just a gotcha guy, though, maybe?
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  Speaker 3: This is where we landed back in college. We're only
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  Speaker 3: in week two, by the way. Georgia Southern does have
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  Speaker 3: a huge win. They beat the Gators in 2013. They
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  Speaker 3: attempted no passes in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 4: That's where the Florida players blocked each other infamously in
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  Speaker 4: that game.
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  Speaker 3: If Clemson loses to Georgia Southern, hide Chapel Fowler.
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  Speaker 4: I think Dabo's already tied him up in a broom closet.
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  Speaker 4: He wants to keep him there until all 12 games
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  Speaker 4: are played, and then he'll pull him out of the
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  Speaker 4: broom closet. Clemson is going to beat the breaks of
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  Speaker 4: Georgia Southern. I don't know how to break this to
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  Speaker 4: Aaron Sears. I am sorry to have to break this
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  Speaker 4: to you.