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Gorillas in the Fart Cloud | Thursday March 6, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm today Thursday, March sixth two thousand and five.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Trey, Hello Daniel.
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  Speaker 1: The thing we are going to start with today, I
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  Speaker 1: contemplated saving it for the end of the show because
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  Speaker 1: in previous times we would usually find something really good
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  Speaker 1: and save it for the end of the show. But
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  Speaker 1: times have changed now the smart thing is to do
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  Speaker 1: that really good thing first, right.
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  Speaker 2: How previous are we talking because there was a previous
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  Speaker 2: iteration where someone you could give someone something good and
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  Speaker 2: they couldn't keep it until the four o'clock hour.
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  Speaker 3: We've learned a lot over the years, a whole lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Some of those lessons that we've learned were public. Some
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  Speaker 1: of those lessons that we've learned we've kept behind the curtain.
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  Speaker 1: They just maintained some mystery. But the sort of answer
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  Speaker 1: the question you're posing, we would hide things right or
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  Speaker 1: say we were still working on them right, therefore staving
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  Speaker 1: off the premature execution of said bit. We however, this iteration,
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse Show is pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: At discipline.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as I said, we have a lot more discipline,
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  Speaker 2: a lot more.
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  Speaker 3: You know how, I know you and I have a
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  Speaker 3: lot more discipline than others.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're here every day.
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  Speaker 3: We're alive. That's part of it.
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  Speaker 1: Being alive helps planet. Yeah, in my forty five years
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  Speaker 1: on this planet, I've learned that being alive is beneficial.
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  Speaker 1: Being on time is also nice. Being nice is nice.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway I could go on. The point is, instead of
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  Speaker 1: saving this tidbit for the end of the show, I
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  Speaker 1: want to start the show off on the right foot.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, So.
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  Speaker 3: I recently learned some new information that I want to
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  Speaker 3: share with you. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that, thanks to their very fibrous diet,
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  Speaker 1: gorillas fart.
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  Speaker 3: Almost non stop?
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that.
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  Speaker 1: Gorilla's fart almost non stop things to their fibrous diet.
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  Speaker 1: You remember the movie Gorillas in the Mist? Yes, Now
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  Speaker 1: I think this myst is story of Jane Goodall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't that make joke? Doesn't that make Jane Goodall's work
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  Speaker 1: all the more impressive? And I'm pretty sure I saw
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  Speaker 1: that movie. I mean it's an old movie, Gorillas in
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  Speaker 1: the Mist. I'm pretty sure I saw it as a kid.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like now I should rewatch it with fresh
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  Speaker 1: eyes now that I've now that I know this information
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  Speaker 1: that I don't think was in that film.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean it makes sense, it does.
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  Speaker 2: But they a lot of fruit and things. Maybe it's
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  Speaker 2: not that stinky. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but according to the information I have
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  Speaker 1: recently discovered, gorillas magnificent herbivores are renowned for their impressive
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  Speaker 1: size and social complexity, But alongside their grandeur comes a
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  Speaker 1: less dignified trait, near constant flatulence. Their diet rich in
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  Speaker 1: fibrous leaves, stems, and bamboo fuels a robust digestive process.
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  Speaker 1: Gut bacteria work tirelessly to break down this tough material,
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  Speaker 1: generating copious amounts of gas as a byproduct. This natural
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  Speaker 1: process results in frequent and audible emissions, a common occurrence
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  Speaker 1: in gorilla habitats, which sheds even newer light and fresh
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  Speaker 1: perspective on gorillas, especially the ones that are in captivity,
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  Speaker 1: because then they're basically just hot boxing themselves all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine if at the zoo, the you know,
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  Speaker 1: those the clear walls that you can visually interact with
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  Speaker 1: the gorillas. Can you imagine if they had tiny holes
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  Speaker 1: to where you could breathe in.
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  Speaker 3: Oo.
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  Speaker 1: Be just a bunch of just just just bodies piled
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  Speaker 1: in front of the gorilla exhibit.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I think think about as the videos of when
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  Speaker 2: you see gorillas upright walking on two feet and you
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  Speaker 2: just feel like they're running towards the bathroom with a
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  Speaker 2: wisconstant sound effect going oh am, I gonna make it,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. What
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  Speaker 2: do they care?
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  Speaker 1: You know, It's like they shouldn't they fling it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have the social hang.
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  Speaker 3: Ups that we do. Yeah, they just they just walk
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  Speaker 3: and rip.
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  Speaker 1: I will say, though, I've never never thought about that,
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  Speaker 1: is you know, gorilla's duck walking around.
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  Speaker 2: Some might be shy, have some sort of performance anxiety
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  Speaker 2: you have to go and go behind the tree.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can imagine having you know, an entire.
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  Speaker 1: School field trips staring at you might make you a
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  Speaker 1: little self conscious when you need to go.
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  Speaker 3: Number two in the habitat.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if Coco ever, you know, signed pull my finger.
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  Speaker 1: See now, all this gorilla research we've grown up with
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  Speaker 1: over the decades really has this new I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to call it fresh perspective because it's probably gonna smell
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  Speaker 1: kind of bad.
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  Speaker 3: today March sixth, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: All right, pay attention here with this news, the Dallas
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  Speaker 1: Mavericks quest to become the dumbest franchise in North Texas
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  Speaker 1: might be complete, on the heels of a trade that
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  Speaker 1: sent fan favorite Luca donchets to the Lakers in exchange
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  Speaker 1: for a hospital patient. The Dallas Mavericks are raising ticket prices. Morons,
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  Speaker 1: abject morons. And you know what's great about this is
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  Speaker 1: if you try to imagine the moronic face of the
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  Speaker 1: individual that would have these kakamami ideas that they think
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  Speaker 1: is going to lead to growth for the Mavericks, it's.
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  Speaker 3: The face of the guy that's actually doing it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how how you can be
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  Speaker 2: shocked by this lead. The Metroplex leader hasn't won, hasn't
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  Speaker 2: even been to a championship game in thirty years, and they,
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  Speaker 2: you know, have gotten a new stadium and are the
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  Speaker 2: most valuable franchise in the world. The Maths are on
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  Speaker 2: the precipice of getting a whole new stadium built for themselves.
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  Speaker 1: I am used to I am used to idiocy coming
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  Speaker 1: out of the Dallas Cowboys. I'm not used to the
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  Speaker 1: nonsense coming out of the Mavericks. But as soon as
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  Speaker 1: Mark Cuban sold his controlling interest to the Adelson's and
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  Speaker 1: put let me get my beep ready and put this
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  Speaker 1: and moron in charge Patrick Dumont, the franchise has taken
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  Speaker 1: a huge and that's saying something because there's Locha around
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  Speaker 1: the Double A Sea, and most of it until now
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  Speaker 1: wasn't MAVs related.
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  Speaker 3: It was just from homeless and drunkenness.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, seriously, Patrick Dumont, look at that guy right there,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's the face of the Mavericks. Now looks exactly
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  Speaker 1: like the moron that would ruin anything. He got his
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  Speaker 1: gap tooth around and that's exactly what he's done.
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  Speaker 3: Good job.
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  Speaker 2: He looks like a grown up guy of uh oh,
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  Speaker 2: what was the mad oh gosh, I'll think of this
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  Speaker 2: cartoon character in a second. He looks like the grown
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  Speaker 2: up adult, the human version of it.
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  Speaker 1: To me, Patrick Dumont looks like and I know that
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  Speaker 1: there's I know that they say that, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: twenty first century and all the political correctness that goes
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  Speaker 1: around these days. You're not supposed to, you know, disparage
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  Speaker 1: people's looks. But when you're mad at them, I say,
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  Speaker 1: go for it. So to me, Patrick Dumont, who is
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  Speaker 1: the governor of basketball of the Dallas Mavericks, most to me, now,
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  Speaker 1: hang on, okay, now, okay, yeah, them brain farighting on
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  Speaker 1: his name, the kid that's always on the cover of.
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  Speaker 2: Mad Magazine Alfredy Newman.
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  Speaker 1: Alfredy Newman, Yes, that's pretty good. Patrick Dumont looks a
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  Speaker 1: lot like Alfredy Newman from Mad Magazine. To me, he
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  Speaker 1: also looks like Michael Strahan and the kid from Problem
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  Speaker 1: Child had.
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  Speaker 3: A butt baby.
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  Speaker 1: That guy right there is the is the one that
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  Speaker 1: gets to where the face of idiocracy in controlling the
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  Speaker 1: MAVs and its future.
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  Speaker 3: So in this.
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  Speaker 1: In this guy infinite wisdom after trading away fan favorite
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  Speaker 1: Luka Doncic, which, by the way, let's be honest, was
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  Speaker 1: a crap trade, even if you were four sending Luke
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  Speaker 1: away because maybe you think he is out of shape
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  Speaker 1: and maybe he did snink in the finals last year.
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  Speaker 1: Forget That is a bad trade on paper, and it's
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  Speaker 1: a bad trade in real life. And as if that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't bad enough, everything that has happened subsequently since the
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  Speaker 1: trade has been awful decision awful decision after awful decision.
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  Speaker 1: So why not raise ticket prices against the people that
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  Speaker 1: you clearly hate, which is your.
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  Speaker 2: Fans first of all. Okay, and maybe this is my
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  Speaker 2: age showing, but the fact the Mavericks as a whole
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  Speaker 2: have always been a mediocre franchise. Uh huh, we got
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  Speaker 2: to see him win a championship. I'm good. But I
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  Speaker 2: also I remember the fan outrage when we traded Steve Nash.
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  Speaker 2: How could we do that? Break up Dirk and Steve?
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  Speaker 2: I think else even the fan outrage when we traded
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  Speaker 2: Jason Terry. So I still from a business point, I
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  Speaker 2: understand thee hundred, you know, them being skeptical of the
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  Speaker 2: extra one hundred. You know, I think Luca was his
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  Speaker 2: max deal was like three hundred and fifty million, where
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  Speaker 2: with the Lakers it's like two forty something like that.
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  Speaker 2: And yes, it probably is going to be a bad
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  Speaker 2: end up being a bad deal. But right now with Luca,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Luca's got a spur up his ass because
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  Speaker 2: he feels he's pissed off about being traded. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: how he, you know, comes up, you know, comes in
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  Speaker 2: next year. Is he gonna be in shape, whatnot. I
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  Speaker 2: think you do have to give these things some time
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  Speaker 2: to actually gain perspective. But you're probably right it really
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  Speaker 2: was a bad trade.
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  Speaker 1: Let's take a step back and remove emotion from the discussion,
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  Speaker 1: all right, But okay, just briefly, do you think Trey
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  Speaker 1: that in light of everything that is transpired with the
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  Speaker 1: MAVs organization, do you think it is a good idea
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  Speaker 1: and a good time to raise ticket prices?
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't announce it.
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  Speaker 1: Naha, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trendholme
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  Speaker 1: today March sixth, twoenty twenty five, in a story that
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  Speaker 1: is sure to make Trey smile. Here we go, an
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  Speaker 1: Ohio foot spa was shut down by authorities.
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  Speaker 3: Just one week after opening.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even sure if this foot spa had a
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  Speaker 1: chance to solicit actual customers. It's almost like the police
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  Speaker 1: were out front banging on the glass like the Mervins lady.
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  Speaker 3: And this is after I think it was.
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  Speaker 1: Last week we talked about a Asian massage place in
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  Speaker 1: New Jersey had been busted for prostitution on prostitution allegations
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  Speaker 1: before that. A couple of months ago, we talked about
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  Speaker 1: a North Texas police department that is going through a
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  Speaker 1: thing right now because some of their officers did a
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  Speaker 1: little too much things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got they got too many people involved in
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  Speaker 2: the investigation.
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  Speaker 1: Of of of a of a massage parlor that was
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  Speaker 1: reportedly doing things more than.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they were.
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  Speaker 3: They were thorough, extremely thorough guys.
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  Speaker 1: Look, give the place a chance to do illegal things
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  Speaker 1: to the public before this really just sounds like as
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  Speaker 1: soon as the local police department, where was this?
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  Speaker 3: Ohio?
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  Speaker 1: Let me just fucking find a city for you, Canfield, Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: In Canfield, Ohio, a footsball was closed by authorities just
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  Speaker 1: one week after it opened.
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  Speaker 3: Thirty six year.
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  Speaker 1: Was rated by police and the Human Trafficking Task Force.
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  Speaker 1: Police told a reporters that the woman solicited an undercover
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  Speaker 1: agent offering sex in exchange for money. She was arrested
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  Speaker 1: and charged with promoting prostitution, soliciting, possessing criminal tools.
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  Speaker 3: The hell is that? The hell were they using? The
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  Speaker 3: jerk never mind?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean within a week of them opening, It's
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  Speaker 1: like it's almost like the Infield Police Department and this
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  Speaker 1: task force had alerts set for the next Asian massage
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  Speaker 1: parlor to open up because they just couldn't wait to
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  Speaker 1: get in there to you know, to put on the steam.
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  Speaker 2: They clearly were at the grand opening waiting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even sure if they had time to turn
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  Speaker 1: on the inflatable wiggly guy.
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  Speaker 3: Police are already out front, going let me in.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a punch card already.
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  Speaker 2: So long since we shut down the last one.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they won't honor my I got ten on here.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, if if you're an undercover police
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  Speaker 1: officer and you're wanting to bust illegal activity at these
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  Speaker 1: massage parlors, don't have everyone else busting as well, because
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  Speaker 1: then that might actually bust your case. Yes, I've said
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  Speaker 1: bust many times in this story, but I think it's pertinent.
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  Speaker 2: I just there and there has to be a line
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  Speaker 2: the sex trafficking. Absolutely bust it. Get rid of them,
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  Speaker 2: get lock them up, it's horrible everything else. But if
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: everyone's above eighteen, it's just there's bigger there's bigger problems
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: in this world.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean if okay, look, if.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone's above eighteen and there by choice not, you know, then.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Just if it's all consensual and you want the you know,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: the rub and tug, fine, then like everything else that
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: we think can should be illegal, let's tax it and
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: regulate it a little bit so that way, uh, you
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: don't get rogue rubb and tugs or something.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: At least this way you can take some of that
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: money and do do something good with it. Yeah. And
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: also it'll free up manpower on the police side to
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: do other things.
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  Speaker 1: It's instead of constantly investigating undercover all these Asian massage part.
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  Speaker 2: They may not want that.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: They may not want it, and I don't blame them.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: It's a tough job. You needs some release.
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  Speaker 3: There's something very.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Terrifying that I saw recently, and since I had to
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: see it, I'm, you know, obviously going to make you
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: look at it as well. Trey, have you ever seen
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: a photo of a pork tapeworm up close?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: A pork tapeworm?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: No?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I don't believe I have.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, someone took a photo of a pork tapeworm
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: face up close, and I am going to show it
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, maam geez.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that right there is the stuff of nightmares.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: This stunning image provides an up close view of a
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: pork tapeworm's head, magnified two hundred times. The I like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: structures are suckers, which, along with the hook covered rostellum,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: enable the tapeworm to anchor itself to the host's intestinal lining.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: In its adult form, the worm can grow to links
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: of two to three meters in humans. My god, that's
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: disgusting and huge and obviously not everyone can see this photo,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: So the best way I can describe it is Trey.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: You remember Admiral Akbar from Star Wars.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, This close up image of a pork tapeworm
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to me looks like Admiral Akbar from Star Wars on
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: meth Uh.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't even that or if anyone saw a
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: picture of that like demonfish that they said like once
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: in a lifetime thing that flew up from the like
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: the depths of the ocean to basically die. Uh, that's
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the only thing I've seen that even compares to this one.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I think that's a pretty good description as well. And
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: that demon fish that came from the depths of the
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: ocean to the surface to die, this is the thing
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: that it saw when it decided that's it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how hideous this creature looks.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, the sucker eye things just look like they're
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: gateways to hell.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes they do. And the teeth are it's like
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: they're the teeth the upper and lower inner lock just
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: looking absolutely atrocious. It somehow looks like an even more
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: disturbing sarlac pit again from Star Wars. Thank you for
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: providing all the descriptions here. So yeah, the I like
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: structures are are the suckers, okay, and they enable the
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: tapeworm to anchor itself to the host's intestinal lining. This
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: photo was actually captured by Teresa's a Goda. The photoph
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: earned fourth place in the twenty seventeen Nikon Small World
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Competition and received a gold award at the Royal Photographic
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  Speaker 1: Society's Images of Science Competition. This one fourth place. Now,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the competition did not center around terrifying imagery, but I'm
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: afraid to look at what first, second, and third were
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: if this was fourth huh.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I can understand if it just
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: freaked the judges out and they're like, huh huh, I
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: don't want that on the cover as the winner of whatever.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: That's true, they might have might have scared the judges. This, also,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: by the way, is the same type of tapeworm that
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: was found in the brain of a man who ate
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: undercooked bacon.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: From about a year ago.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: The American Journal of Case Reports documented an unidentified fifty
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: two year old American man who is experiencing weakly migraines
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: that were unresponsive to medication. Following a CT scan, researchers
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: found numerous fluid filled sacks in his brain with no
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: mass effects of a possible tumor growing on his brain
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: built up of fluids and brain activities and cavities, researchers
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: were suspicious for other things. After being admitted to the hospital,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: he tested positive for cystic carosis cyst antibodies, then diagnosed
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: with neuro cystic carrosis, a preventable parasitic infection caused by
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: larval symptoms from the pork tapeworm.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Which looks like this guy.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: So this is different from trichinosis, I guess so.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: But again, this thing can grow up the two to
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: three meters long. But it really is, I mean, just
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: looking at the face of this really is nightmare fuel.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's funny because you know, they've they've really
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: taken some of the restrictions off uh pork and temperatures
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: that you you you know, used to be you couldn't
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: order pork anything but well done. And now because of
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the quality of meats that you can. But I don't
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: think I'm going to if this is a possibility.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, because if if your pork is slightly pink,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: you might be you might be ingesting one of these guys.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you're not more alarmed at this parasitic tapeworm
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: face up close trade because this looks a lot like
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the thing that is hidden inside a number of your ex'es.
• 29:54
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• 30:00
  Speaker 2: And if you could photograph their souls?
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: What's that said?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: If you could photograph their souls.
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenthilm inside the Treehouse Today. Today is Thursday, March sixth,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate with some birthdays. Jacob Bertrand
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: is twenty five today. He plays Hawk on the Cobra
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Kai series. Jocob Bertrand twenty five, best known as Hawk
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: on the Cobra Kai series, Trey, I forget.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Have you seen all.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Of the Cobra Kai episodes? No am I thinking of
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: raj Okay.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: I've watched like the first two seasons.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Tara and I watched I think the first few seasons,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: and we checked out soon after the big fight in
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the school where the one kid kicked the other kid
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: over the railing of the stairs and like broke his
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: back or something.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: And it wasn't long after.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: That that that we punched out because we were like, Okay,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: this is this is kind of ridiculous.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Now It's like, no one's calling the police.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: These kids are are kicking a crap out of each
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: other at school and this is just kind of insane.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Not that long ago they released the tray for the
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: first half of the final season, and then then there
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: was another trailer after that got released of the second
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: half of the final part of the final season, and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: YouTube thought I needed to see some of this, So
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: the other day it showed I guess the big rematch
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: of Terry Silver and Daniel LaRusso in the Cobra Kai series,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: because they keep bringing back all the old characters right,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: and that of course was the matchup of Karate Kid three,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: the long hair ponytail guy who was just trying to
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: destroy Daniel LaRusso in the third one.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Well, and I watched this two and a half.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Minute fight scene between old ass Terry Silver and old
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: ass Daniel LaRusso and the actual actors portraying them again,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: and I realized Cobra Kai is not so much of
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: martial arts epic as it is just a bunch of
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: old actors seeing if they can kick above their hips.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: It's kind of sad.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I enjoyed it like the first season, the nostalgia, everything
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: else great, same as Shoe Yeah, but you know, at
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: this point they would have to bring back Pat Marita
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: for me to really become interested in it. Do some
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Yoda crap.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: That would get me, that would get me back to
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: watching Yobra Kai without a doubt, bring back old Pat Merita.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: But it really was like some of the fight scenes
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: with the old guys, the old actors, and.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: It really is.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: It's one of these things is not like the other
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: while watching Cobra Kai, because you got the old actors
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: seeing if they can just kick above their hips, if
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: they're flexible enough. And it's slow and deliberate and just
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: very boring fight scenes. Meanwhile, the kids who have only
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: been taking karate in the series for like two weeks
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: are doing jump spinning kicks that weren't even an American Ninja,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and that was a franchise about ninja. And these are
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: high school kids kicking the crap out of each other
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: very impressively. So it really is it's like two big
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: ends of the spectrum there as far as old people
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: kicking and young people kicking. And anyway, Jacob Bertrand is
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: twenty five today. Other birthdays today from Thirteen Reasons Why.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Alicia Bow is twenty eight, Tyler the Creator is thirty
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: four from Oranges, The New Black Yale Stone is forty.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Bubba Sparks is forty eight. Try to remembers Baba Sparks.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Love Bubba Sparks, Love you some Bubba.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neil turns fifty three today. Sometimes North Texas resident
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neill fifty three today, really big on giving back
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: in the community. We'll wander into a Walmart and occasionally
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: just buy things for everyone in the Walmart. That's so
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: much money. But if we're being honest, It's not like
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: he can ever do anything under the radar because he's
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: seven two and just.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Huge, So there's no sneaking around for Shack.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: If he goes somewhere, it's almost like he has to
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: buy stuff for everybody, which kind of sucks because then
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: that isn't that the expectation whenever he shows up someplace,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: and then if you don't get it, you're like, ah damn.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Like what if you're at nordsterm Rack and Shack rolls in,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, yeah, let me get some free shoes
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: or the free dream.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: What if he said no that day?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're being honest. Normally he does that stuff
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: like at Walmart, and if I see Shack at Walmart,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming he's buying for other people and not himself.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: That's true. Now, if Shaq shows up the Neman Marcus,
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: yeah course.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Then again, if you're at Neman Marcus hoping Shack shows up,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna be there a while. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse today, Thursday, March sixth, twenty twenty five. There
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: are occasional stories that bring smiles to our faces, and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: this is definitely one of those. Okay, so here we go, Trey.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I know this is one that's going to make you smile.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: A mom accused of locking her daughter in a chicken
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: coop was found shot to death. All right, really is
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: a feel good story, right. The woman and her boyfriend
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: allegedly confined a teen to a chicken coop for months,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: blindfolded her while forcing her to stand all day and
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: eat only Ramen. Police are now asking help in finding
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: her killer, and locals say they aren't helping anyone look
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: for anybody in this case.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Good for them.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Wow, just when we thought this country was divided, we
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: found a unifying point. Eight days after police in Farmington,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: New Mexico, announced the arrests of Patricia Madrid and Jammy
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Jackson for child abuse, authorities issued another press release revealing
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: one of them had been shot to death. Now they're
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: seeking the public's help finding a person of interest in
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: the mom's murder, but the public wants no part of it.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: After horrific allegations of abuse were released. The investigation into
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the mom and the boyfriend began in September of twenty
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: four after CPS reached out to the local police department
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: with concerns for a child's welfare. Reports indicated the child
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: had been locked in a chicken coop for extended periods
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: and exposed to extreme weather conditions. The child is described
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: as a fifteen year old girl, was removed from the
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: home and on February eighteenth, twenty twenty five, the mom
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: and the boyfriend were arrested in charge with fourteen felony counts,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: including child abuse and conspiracy to commit child abuse. According
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: to the Durango Herald, the victim is the daughter of Jackson,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: who is Madrid's boyfriend. Per the arrest Affid David, the
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: team was confined to a chicken coop, required to wear
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: ear muffs and a blindfold while forced to stand from
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: around five am to ten pm every day, only given
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: a package of ramen noodles with health water and allowed
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: to use the bathroom only twice per day. The teen
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: also allegedly told police her father once put a gun
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: against her head and said he didn't mind killing someone,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: no different than killing an animal.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Well, now she's dead. The mom and all the locals
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: are like, well, we don't know nothing.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And you know what, I hope someone bails him out too.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: That's one guy, you know. I don't want to make bag.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can you keep me please? Yeah.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: On Wednesday, February twenty sixth, eight days after their arrests,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: police were called to a residence about a shooting. Officers
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: canvas the area for a suspect. However, investigators believe the
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: individual left the area prior to police arrival. They released
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: video of the scene showing someone they call a person
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: of interest in her death left the area on it
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: by Sickle.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: No arrests have been made.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Police say a homicide investigation remains active and ongoing, and
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: it makes.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: You wonder how active and ongoing that investigation is. You
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: know other thing? Hey, Bob, you catch them?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: No?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: What about you? Bill? No donut? Yeah?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure we can write down worked on
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: case today.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Did everything we could and.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Not to speak entirely for you, Trey, but as the
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: two of us were abused as children, I'm all right
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: with this.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fitting in.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And on the police Facebook page, they said they were
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: looking for the public's help. Someone even commented, don't lock
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: your kids in a chicken coop. Good job New Mexican.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well really wellcome very proud of you today.
• 41:02
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