Man Brutally Beats Goose at Lake Union | Seattle News

Seattle News Today | 2 Min News | The Daily News Now! · Aug 28, 2026 · 1m

A man brutally beat a goose to death at Lake Union Park, slamming it against concrete in front of families — and he’s still on the loose. Witnesses say he wore a red shirt with “No Nerds, No Birds” on the back. Authorities are reviewing security footage from nearby locations as they hunt for the suspect, who could face serious federal charges since Canada geese are protected under U.S. law. This isn’t an isolated incident — similar attacks have occurred before, including one where a goose was beheaded. Officials are pleading with the public to come forward with any info, as community outrage…