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Fans Just Love To Complain About NASCAR | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Friday, everybody. We're in Cabo, but we are going
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  to eat breakfast this morning and then we're headed to the
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  airport at midnight. On this Friday night, our ass
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  will be in St. Louis, MO, home of the eleven
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  time world champion Saint Louis Cardinals.
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  All right, what to talk about today?
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  So I always talk about what's up or what just is easy to talk
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  about, what's in my face. So yesterday I responded to all
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  the race fans. All the old people are on the
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  warpath again. I love you guys because you're
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  the content that keeps giving. So in other words, when I don't
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  have nothing to talk about, all the old people, they just go
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  right to what they talk about all the time.
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  I hate NASCAR. I like Mark Martin because he
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  don't like NASCAR either. All right, let me explain this
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  to you. Mark Martin is one of my dear
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  friends. We talk all the time.
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  Don't with Mark Martin. He'll bite.
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  I know him way better than you do.
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  And we talk we we see each other.
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  So Mark is Mark. Mark takes care of himself.
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  OK, so some of you can go over there with Mark and you guys can
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  talk about how you don't like the numbers forward or backwards
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  and how the car don't, you know, like this or that.
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  Because to me, Mark Martin's one of the greatest of all time.
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  I love Mark Martin and one thing that Mark Martin and myself
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  admire about each other is we will tell you to go yourself
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  right now and feel happy about it because you all do it.
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  You all do it, and we just love motherfucking each other.
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  It's so much fun. She's laughing in real, like
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  she's not fake laughing. It really it really makes us
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  feel good. So I see a couple of you going
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  well, I like Mark because Mark don't like NASCAR.
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  Mark complaints about the sport and he's he's the way I am.
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  I done told you, me and Mark, Mark were like, you know, we
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  tight, real tight. So you guys just come back and
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  forth and you know, Mark will tell you his part and I'll tell
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  you my part. So I woke up this morning and
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  this beautiful view Geo getting breakfast ready for us all.
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  The legend Geo, the legend Giovanni, greatest fisherman of
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  all time. Cobble wobble, baby.
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  So I woke up this morning like 6:00 this time, six, 9:00
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  Eastern Standard Time, but it's 6 here.
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  I opened up my phone and y'all are still at it again.
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  Kenny, do you think if we fix the car, I'm like, fix the car?
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  You might as well be a cat with no claws trying to climb a tree
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  they ain't going to fix. There's nothing wrong with the
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  car. We went to Wilkesboro, had one
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  of the races for the century. We went to Charlotte.
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  It was a 9010 deal where glove, they're on the wall, slide job,
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  last, last, last lap pass. Then we went to Nashville and
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  had a hell of a race there and the crowd was on her feet.
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  I think what gave some of you mean people false hope is we had
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  a couple races there that oh, that I know what it was.
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  It was Talladega. They were, they were three wide
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  and it was a photo finish. And that pissed you off because
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  the guy from the back couldn't come to the front like Earnhardt
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  and myself did back in, as Schrader would say, 19 O.
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  And then Dale Senior got on his deal and he's like, well, I
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  wouldn't pull out the pass either if the car was 20 miles
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  an hour slower by itself. You see what I'm saying?
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  You're bitching about something that it's going to take care of
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  itself. In other words, the only reason
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  I do it, the only reason I go with you about it gives me
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  something to talk about. I realize that you're 5560 years
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  old right now or probably 70 and you're like, I'm a bitch about
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  NASCAR because my leg hurts me and I'm going to take it out on
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  the cars. You know, when people are in
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  pain, they just bitch about everything.
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  Believe me, there's no 30 year old kid on here going I hate
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  NASCAR. He ain't even watching.
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  So my point is this, you just keep you just keep coming right
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  here on my platform and keep your bitching up.
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  And here's why, because I'm happy to give you a platform
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  that you can. You can state your complaints.
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  Just think about it. Most of the time when you guys
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  do all this complaining, I retweet it.
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  That's because it keeps you all engaged.
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  You know, listen, I go to the, I go to the NASCAR Media Center
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  every time I do these tracks live.
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  And the media, they all follow me, you know, and Utter, you see
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  old Jim Utter, he like yesterday when I said old people are the
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  root of all the problems. They're exhausting.
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  They complain all the time. Jim Utter liked it because all
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  the media is getting tired of your guys too.
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  Did you see Jeff Gluck? Jeff Gluck said Oh my God.
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  My inbox of the old people complaining about Prime, He's
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  like people. It's exhausting.
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  So you see what I'm saying? I'm friends with Mark Martin.
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  I'm friends with Dale Junior. Utter likes me saying that old
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  people are exhausting because all they do is complain.
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  Jeff Gluck says, Oh my God, you old people are like this.
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  Such a small base. Now, see what I mean?
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  You guys, it's a real small base.
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  But you can come here. Come right here and I'll allow
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  you to complain and then I'll fight back with you.
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  We're like The Muppets. Remember that?
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  Remember that? The Muppets remember the 2 old
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  men that would sit up there and they go, I, I don't like this
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  play. It sucks, it's horrible.
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  And the other go, yeah, that's right, that's right.
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  So please keep complaining. Tell me how bad NASCAR is so I
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  can continue to fight with you. This kind of feels like the same
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  damn midday roast I gave you all.
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  I made it to 8 minutes. I'm a genius.
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  I love you all. I truly do.
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  You're the gift that just keeps giving.
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  All right, NASCAR's at Michigan. It's going to be another banger
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  of a race and you're gonna go. I hate this car.
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  That finish was too good.