Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / We Are Back | Son of a Boy Dad #264
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- 3:54Speaker 4: Try to make it. What I just said is like
- 3:57Speaker 4: Bryson de Shambo is gonna do it in one ten
- 4:00Speaker 4: of the time that I'm gonna do it, which is
- 4:02Speaker 4: gonna be one tenth at the time that presumably Jerry's
- 4:05Speaker 4: gonna be.
- 4:05Speaker 7: I think, I think like every I think your level
- 4:08Speaker 7: of skill in golf, as he plays a huge factor
- 4:12Speaker 7: for probably the first four hours, and then I think
- 4:14Speaker 7: after hour full and it's just like.
- 4:17Speaker 4: It's just like, whatever happens happens. Well, then it's endurance
- 4:21Speaker 4: and yeah again, guys we train for golf strength and
- 4:25Speaker 4: all that are.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Going to have a better you think guys who have
- 4:29Speaker 1: just more callous hands, Yeah, would do like like a
- 4:33Speaker 1: construction worker would have a better chance.
- 4:35Speaker 4: Of don't you at a certain point rip up your
- 4:38Speaker 4: hands though, even if you have callouses. Yeah, but I
- 4:41Speaker 4: think it's hot to get to that point.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Ripping off of callous and is insane.
- 4:45Speaker 4: It's disgusting. I've got some callouses.
- 4:48Speaker 1: You're a man.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Well, I've been throwing up, throwing up weight.
- 4:52Speaker 1: All right, let's start with overhead one callous.
- 4:55Speaker 4: I want a fucking it's all good ass ship, alright ready, yeah,
- 5:00Speaker 4: let's make it a good one. All ready.
- 5:02Speaker 7: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
- 5:04Speaker 7: Today it is.
- 5:08Speaker 4: Monday.
- 5:09Speaker 7: Well, I was trying to decide if we wanted to
- 5:11Speaker 7: be honest or not.
- 5:13Speaker 4: Wouldn't you how would you be honest?
- 5:16Speaker 1: Well, he's always honest and there was has never been
- 5:18Speaker 1: a reason.
- 5:18Speaker 7: To be I like to be honest with the audience.
- 5:23Speaker 4: This is a four year episode, four year old episode.
- 5:25Speaker 4: It was my first time back in barstool. I can't
- 5:29Speaker 4: believe you guys have snuck me in here.
- 5:32Speaker 7: Well, it's actually not. We're not banking it that far
- 5:34Speaker 7: in advance. It's Friday, m Francis has to go.
- 5:38Speaker 1: To Friday January.
- 5:40Speaker 7: It's Franye, It's for It's Fridye j three, and Francis
- 5:45Speaker 7: has to go back to Nashville.
- 5:49Speaker 4: I thought you were going to d C.
- 5:50Speaker 1: No, I'm going to Nashville on Monday, January sixth.
- 5:54Speaker 4: Oh fuck, I should swing.
- 5:56Speaker 7: He's going to do the The Boys podcast. What I
- 6:01Speaker 7: wonder what those brothers are doing for j six something,
- 6:04Speaker 7: probably huge.
- 6:05Speaker 4: Probably going to a UFC event with Dana White. Yeah, probably,
- 6:08Speaker 4: if I had to guess, of chaos. Did you see
- 6:10Speaker 4: tunnel they built into the White House.
- 6:12Speaker 1: The video that Will Compton was filming of Tate and
- 6:16Speaker 1: Taylor Lawan arguing.
- 6:18Speaker 4: I watched ten seconds of it.
- 6:20Speaker 1: But then they made a joke that Taylor voted for Kamala,
- 6:24Speaker 1: and I've never seen Taylor laugh so hard, as if
- 6:27Speaker 1: it was the furthest thing possible from the truth. He
- 6:31Speaker 1: like stream.
- 6:35Speaker 4: Who said that joke?
- 6:37Speaker 1: I think Will did.
- 6:39Speaker 4: Will did?
- 6:40Speaker 1: Will said it to He was like, yeah, he said,
- 6:42Speaker 1: Comla because that's what we voted for. And I think
- 6:45Speaker 1: that fucking I think Lawan ship himself laughing. It was
- 6:49Speaker 1: so joyous.
- 6:51Speaker 4: I didn't that. I'm excited to see those guys. I'm
- 6:53Speaker 4: excited to do that pod. I wouldn't fly to Nashville
- 6:56Speaker 4: for three hours for many podcasts.
- 6:59Speaker 1: So you're not staying over. No, I don't know why
- 7:02Speaker 1: I sounded like Andrew Tait when I said that, But
- 7:04Speaker 1: you're not even gonna fly in on Sunday night and
- 7:07Speaker 1: have a night at the at the one Hotel Nashville.
- 7:10Speaker 4: Or the wre Now you're talking my language.
- 7:13Speaker 1: There's across from the w there's a fantastic Greek restaurant
- 7:17Speaker 1: that would really tickle your fancy.
- 7:19Speaker 4: There's a great restaurant in Nashville that I really like
- 7:21Speaker 4: called June, which I wouldn't mind hitting back again.
- 7:25Speaker 7: You could hear some live music in the lobby of
- 7:27Speaker 7: the hotel too, that's always fun.
- 7:28Speaker 4: The airport, the airport, yeah, just a little uh, what
- 7:32Speaker 4: are you doing? You got in gigs today? Yeah? I'm
- 7:33Speaker 4: going to ternal C Gate fourteen. We got two hours there.
- 7:40Speaker 7: There's really nothing worse than like an early flight to
- 7:42Speaker 7: Nashville and then getting to the hotel and there's just
- 7:44Speaker 7: some dude, just some was just right next to the
- 7:49Speaker 7: check encounter, just slaming the guitar.
- 7:52Speaker 4: They're always playing Tennessee whiskey when you get down. Yeah,
- 7:55Speaker 4: it's so frustrated.
- 7:56Speaker 1: But they're also so frustratingly good at music.
- 7:59Speaker 4: It's it's crazy.
- 8:00Speaker 1: They be the best singer in New York. No, like
- 8:03Speaker 1: the most average singers in Nashville. When pop Punk performed
- 8:07Speaker 1: in Nashville, everybody was so disappointed at the of my voice.
- 8:12Speaker 1: They were like, what is this guy fucking singing? We
- 8:15Speaker 1: can go next door and see some ripped six or
- 8:18Speaker 1: four dude who can play the guitar beautifully, that sings
- 8:22Speaker 1: like Pavaratti. H we're looking at this bag of milk
- 8:25Speaker 1: fucking belching out blink nasty work. The rest of the
- 8:31Speaker 1: band's great.
- 8:31Speaker 4: Though, Sass, Give us the update. I don't really have
- 8:37Speaker 4: any updates.
- 8:38Speaker 1: Give us the fucking update.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Brother, tell us about yourself.
- 8:41Speaker 7: Just been hanging out, went home for Christmas. Now you're talking.
- 8:45Speaker 4: Now we're going and went back to New York.
- 8:47Speaker 1: And he dips and he dips at home?
- 8:50Speaker 4: What does that mean?
- 8:51Speaker 1: Like, did you have any dips? Served? With your family.
- 8:55Speaker 7: No, not really, not even a single not that I
- 8:57Speaker 7: can think of now.
- 8:58Speaker 4: Maybe like a like a gross, A couple, a couple
- 9:02Speaker 4: of charcouteries.
- 9:04Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice.
- 9:05Speaker 7: A couple of boards, okay, board, a couple of charcuterie slabs, Okay.
- 9:09Speaker 1: What kind of cheeses were we working with?
- 9:11Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 9:12Speaker 7: Just definitely a sharp cheddar in there, I believe it.
- 9:15Speaker 7: I'm not sure anything anything soft. I was just gonna
- 9:18Speaker 7: ask and did you? Did your folks bring it to
- 9:20Speaker 7: sort of a room temperature. There were definitely some soft ones.
- 9:22Speaker 7: I don't know what they were called, though, breeze maybe.
- 9:25Speaker 7: There was definitely a bear m camon bear. I do
- 9:29Speaker 7: not think we had any canon bear.
- 9:31Speaker 4: That's my favorite of the softs. I like a soft cheese,
- 9:34Speaker 4: do you? Oh yeah? Okay? What about with some fig jam?
- 9:38Speaker 7: You know we did have with some pigs in a
- 9:39Speaker 7: blanket on Christmas Day?
- 9:41Speaker 4: Swish homemade or or bought from the store. I don't know,
- 9:45Speaker 4: is that my cousins. I'm guessing they weren't homemade.
- 9:48Speaker 7: Nosing the was not homemade.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you can do the homemade hack where you
- 9:54Speaker 1: just get the Pillsbury and you wrap the little Pillsbury croissants.
- 9:57Speaker 1: You rip that into little things and wrap that around,
- 10:00Speaker 1: so it's kind it's semi homemade, but I doubt they
- 10:03Speaker 1: even did that.
- 10:04Speaker 7: I don't think these were homemade. But they were great,
- 10:06Speaker 7: very tasty. That's great, especially because I was a hungry,
- 10:09Speaker 7: hungry boy and there was food wasn't ready, but they
- 10:12Speaker 7: brought out the pace in the blanket and I started
- 10:14Speaker 7: munching immediately.
- 10:16Speaker 4: It's great. I've been cooking up a storm, very nice. Really, really,
- 10:20Speaker 4: I have been. Last night I made roasted carrots with
- 10:24Speaker 4: a Greek yogurt and garlic and lemon sauce, sort of
- 10:28Speaker 4: a bass sauce, and then I drizzled them in uh
- 10:33Speaker 4: honey with some crumbled pistachios and cilantro chopped over the top.
- 10:39Speaker 7: What kind of yoga did you use as your base?
- 10:41Speaker 4: Two percent?
- 10:42Speaker 7: Fai Yah brand fire, Oh fire.
- 10:46Speaker 4: You probably think it's fash Yeah, I've always thought that
- 10:49Speaker 4: they've got it on the tub.
- 10:50Speaker 7: Really the pronunciation.
- 10:51Speaker 4: They say it's faiya, not fhag.
- 10:55Speaker 1: It's not fag. Yeah, yeah, I know.
- 10:59Speaker 7: If you make in like a daminos animals.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Animals as a dip for my carrots are you out
- 11:05Speaker 4: of your fucking mind.
- 11:08Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe a yo play.
- 11:09Speaker 4: With a fucking maze on the back, seven proofs of
- 11:12Speaker 4: purchase and you get a boogie board. No, that is
- 11:16Speaker 4: not how you make a nice roasted carrots.
- 11:18Speaker 7: It could have been interesting. I just give it a
- 11:19Speaker 7: try next time.
- 11:20Speaker 4: What about that? If it what if the flavor was crazy?
- 11:22Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure that strawberry keiwed does not go with
- 11:26Speaker 4: roasted carrots, Thank you very much, Sas. That's what you think.
- 11:29Speaker 4: How they were good? They were sort of blistered on
- 11:33Speaker 4: the outside and nice and jammy on the inside, not
- 11:37Speaker 4: not quite jammy, almost between a jammy and a mealy.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, it was good.
- 11:48Speaker 4: Then I did. I did some roasted uh sweet potatoes
- 11:52Speaker 4: that were wrapped in tinfoil, which I sliced open. And
- 11:56Speaker 4: then I did some some some uh organic but are unsalted, salt, pepper,
- 12:02Speaker 4: and a little sprits of lime. Juice actually goes a
- 12:05Speaker 4: long way. You wouldn't have thought that, probably, sass, I would.
- 12:08Speaker 4: Lime juice goes well with everything, okay. And then I
- 12:11Speaker 4: did I did some air fried some chicken thighs that
- 12:14Speaker 4: were sprits. They were kind of paprika, salt, pepper, a
- 12:20Speaker 4: little brown sugar, garlic powder, and a couple other spices
- 12:27Speaker 4: that I used.
- 12:28Speaker 1: They you hitting this all just solo, dining on a
- 12:32Speaker 1: TV tray with a fucking hour long Skybree porno on
- 12:37Speaker 1: watching it on the big screen. That's kind of how
- 12:40Speaker 1: I'm seeing it myself. Just you nap kentucked into the
- 12:44Speaker 1: tap of your you.
- 12:45Speaker 7: Know exactly what I'm picturing several forks.
- 12:48Speaker 4: There's nothing like a good mid meal prep hog crank
- 12:53Speaker 4: with your hands covered in wet chicken goo. Most most
- 12:59Speaker 4: guys would walk.
- 13:00Speaker 7: Yeah, and I say, no, major lubrit is to your advantage.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw sky Bree was trying to She was
- 13:08Speaker 1: trying to get back in with her old boyfriend. You
- 13:10Speaker 1: know who sky Bree is.
- 13:11Speaker 4: I know who Skybree is. I know her because of Glenny. Yeah.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Yeah, she's fucking huge.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a tank. What do you mean.
- 13:24Speaker 1: You mean she could take a beating, She could take
- 13:29Speaker 1: a round off the sh I know you know who
- 13:33Speaker 1: she is. She's big in the streaming world.
- 13:34Speaker 7: Bro, Yeah, no, I do I know her.
- 13:37Speaker 1: I know the name sky Brye. Yeah, she's big in
- 13:41Speaker 1: the streaming world.
- 13:41Speaker 7: And she was not familiar with her work though, No, I.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Really mostly know her her work from the streaming world.
- 13:47Speaker 1: She tried to kiss her ex boyfriend at the club, Damn.
- 13:50Speaker 7: I know she does like in person streams, I think. So,
- 13:54Speaker 7: I don't know the call that woman on the street
- 13:58Speaker 7: on the street, tank on the stre fat bitches on
- 14:03Speaker 7: the streets on the street.
- 14:07Speaker 1: Little sass called skybree fat.
- 14:13Speaker 4: Man.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm her choice.
- 14:17Speaker 7: I haven't done a single thing in the last week,
- 14:20Speaker 7: two weeks. My brain is fucking fried right now.
- 14:23Speaker 1: From what you said, you haven't done anything.
- 14:25Speaker 7: I think that so many video games?
- 14:28Speaker 1: Yeah, ranked are you?
- 14:31Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 14:31Speaker 1: What what you know?
- 14:33Speaker 7: It's like a game mode on Call of Duty ranked.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I thought you were saying you're ranked, Well I am
- 14:39Speaker 1: what are you? Are you if if it's a chess,
- 14:42Speaker 1: would you be a grandmaster?
- 14:44Speaker 4: No?
- 14:44Speaker 7: No, no, no, no no, I don't cheat, That's why,
- 14:47Speaker 7: got it?
- 14:48Speaker 4: What about what about the guys really quick that that taken?
- 14:51Speaker 4: Uh They take a rubber band, put it around the
- 14:55Speaker 4: joystick and keep their avatar spinning all night long so
- 15:00Speaker 4: as to ensure that they are racking up experience points
- 15:04Speaker 4: or something like that. I don't know if that's a
- 15:06Speaker 4: thing I've seen that thing.
- 15:08Speaker 7: I don't know what that would do in call of
- 15:09Speaker 7: duty other than get you.
- 15:11Speaker 4: You would just die constantly. There's some game where people
- 15:14Speaker 4: do that. I don't know what it is.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Sky Breeze was doing that.
- 15:18Speaker 4: The younger Yeah, the younger brother of this girl that
- 15:21Speaker 4: I used to you know, have. This was a long
- 15:24Speaker 4: time ago, but that I used to sort of see.
- 15:27Speaker 4: He I would come in and we would want to
- 15:29Speaker 4: watch a movie in the basement. This was when I
- 15:33Speaker 4: was in high school. Yeah, and we weren't allowed to
- 15:36Speaker 4: use the TV because it would just have his guy
- 15:38Speaker 4: on there spinning around.
- 15:40Speaker 7: That's a fucking I can't think of a single reason
- 15:42Speaker 7: as to why you would want to do that. And
- 15:45Speaker 7: maybe it was it must be a different game, but
- 15:46Speaker 7: been Halo.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Yeah, possible that it was Halo. Could have been.
- 15:50Speaker 7: I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't really got
- 15:52Speaker 7: in Halo Rings a Bell, Yeah, great game, Halo Reach.
- 15:56Speaker 4: That was the only one I ever played.
- 15:58Speaker 1: He could have been playing TWN Devil. The game could
- 16:02Speaker 1: have been something like that.
- 16:03Speaker 7: I don't know what game you'd want to play where
- 16:05Speaker 7: you were not playing, but you were in the game
- 16:06Speaker 7: just getting killed constantly.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Tasmanian Devil five where you just have to spin around
- 16:12Speaker 1: for like hours on end.
- 16:13Speaker 4: They increased the rotation the RPMs.
- 16:17Speaker 7: Maybe he was like maybe he was like going to
- 16:19Speaker 7: the bathroom and he didn't want.
- 16:20Speaker 4: To get kicked. No, he did it all night.
- 16:24Speaker 7: Yeah, no, it doesn't make anything. It feels like a
- 16:25Speaker 7: good way to just have your KD be brutal.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Maybe he was just trying to cock block you. Maybe
- 16:30Speaker 1: he knew that you were trying to slide down to
- 16:32Speaker 1: the basement to get some hanky packy, or maybe he.
- 16:34Speaker 7: Was like using it to masturbate, like holding down the
- 16:39Speaker 7: trigger so that the controller vibrates.
- 16:42Speaker 4: He wasn't there and it would still be spinning.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:46Speaker 7: No, it sounds like something was wrong with him.
- 16:50Speaker 4: Somebody out there weighing on this because it has that
- 16:53Speaker 4: is the thing. And it made sense when he explained.
- 16:56Speaker 7: Well, the call of duty, you get XP for doing
- 17:00Speaker 7: well and completing like daily objectives and shit, I see,
- 17:05Speaker 7: but I don't think one of the daily objectives is
- 17:07Speaker 7: just be online for twenty four hours straight.
- 17:10Speaker 4: Right, okay, right, right?
- 17:13Speaker 1: Are you sure that it wasn't like the World Championships
- 17:17Speaker 1: of Ice Skating or something like that video game?
- 17:19Speaker 4: Do you get those confused because I was. I was
- 17:21Speaker 4: fingering girls to that too in high school.
- 17:25Speaker 1: How did the masturbating with the controller work?
- 17:29Speaker 7: Well, the controller vibrates. I don't think you would actually
- 17:33Speaker 7: masturbate to it unless maybe you were a girl.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds more girl behavior for yourself.
- 17:38Speaker 7: But occasionally, did you throw the controller on your ballsack?
- 17:41Speaker 1: It just put present flush to your ballsack?
- 17:43Speaker 7: Yeah, throw taint balls, paint, maybe pull out a light
- 17:46Speaker 7: machine gun, hold the triggered down.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Yeah, or like a run with Adrian Peterson and Madden
- 17:51Speaker 1: or something like that, just exactly take some big hits.
- 17:54Speaker 4: You'd need a cheat code for unlimited ammo. You can
- 17:58Speaker 4: hop in the firing range. Oh is that where you
- 18:00Speaker 4: can practice? Yeah? Oh that's nice.
- 18:03Speaker 7: Yeah, like a man, I've been putting in a lot
- 18:05Speaker 7: of hours in the firing range. Well, I got, I gotta,
- 18:08Speaker 7: I gotta play a new PlayStation controller for Christmas. I
- 18:11Speaker 7: got the PlayStation Edge, very very nice controller.
- 18:15Speaker 4: Is that the one that brings you right to the
- 18:16Speaker 4: point of climax and then stops the fire?
- 18:19Speaker 7: Yeah, it has paddles on the back. So now I
- 18:24Speaker 7: got I mean, I'm unstoppable.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Just bat your balls around who got that for you?
- 18:29Speaker 7: I got it for myself.
- 18:33Speaker 4: Did you get Chris? Did you buy presents for your family? Yeah?
- 18:37Speaker 4: One for each person? Yeah? Good ones great? Were they pleased? Yes?
- 18:45Speaker 7: My dad a fishing rod.
- 18:46Speaker 1: No, you're talking nice?
- 18:47Speaker 7: You give me We did some casts in the yard.
- 18:51Speaker 4: Very nice. Wow, that does sound good?
- 18:53Speaker 7: Beautiful, five weight orbis clear water?
- 18:56Speaker 4: Is he uh? Is he quite? Uh? Is he taking
- 19:01Speaker 4: up fishing because of you?
- 19:04Speaker 1: Uh?
- 19:04Speaker 4: No, He's always fished, but he never is fly fished.
- 19:07Speaker 4: So he's getting into that to bond with you. No,
- 19:11Speaker 4: I bought him the rod.
- 19:12Speaker 7: I don't think he had any intentions of getting into
- 19:14Speaker 7: fly fishing.
- 19:15Speaker 4: You bought it to bond with him.
- 19:17Speaker 7: I just bought him the rod because I was like,
- 19:18Speaker 7: you should try it.
- 19:19Speaker 4: You said, here's my favorite thing. Maybe we can do
- 19:22Speaker 4: this together.
- 19:23Speaker 7: I don't even know if we'll do it together. I
- 19:24Speaker 7: think maybe just.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Like, give it a try. You don't want to do
- 19:27Speaker 4: it with him.
- 19:27Speaker 7: I don't know where we would do it in Massachusetts.
- 19:30Speaker 4: There's plenty of rivers in Massachusetts.
- 19:33Speaker 7: They're more in like western mass.
- 19:35Speaker 4: I think you guys would enjoy the car ride. Long
- 19:38Speaker 4: car ride, too long? Three hours. You're gonna you're telling
- 19:43Speaker 4: me you bought your dad a fly fishing rod to
- 19:46Speaker 4: bond with him. Now you don't want to endure the
- 19:48Speaker 4: car ride to get to the place where.
- 19:52Speaker 7: We're both busy men. We had a lot on account.
- 19:55Speaker 7: I mean, we were gonna go today, but you had
- 19:56Speaker 7: to record.
- 19:57Speaker 4: You weren't going with your dad flew in from New
- 20:00Speaker 4: York with me today. He's not gonna fly in if
- 20:03Speaker 4: he's not going to drive three hours.
- 20:04Speaker 7: He literally he texted me last night and he said,
- 20:06Speaker 7: I'm gonna fly in and we're gonna go to New
- 20:07Speaker 7: Jersey and go fishing together.
- 20:08Speaker 4: And I said, that's perfect.
- 20:10Speaker 7: I can't wait. I have nothing to do if there
- 20:11Speaker 7: were any truth, and then Francis said, I have Toody
- 20:13Speaker 7: Bustam with the boys on Monday, and I said.
- 20:16Speaker 1: You locked your dad in the hotel room.
- 20:17Speaker 7: Pah, you're gonna want to turn that plane around. I
- 20:21Speaker 7: can no longer go and make your year by going
- 20:25Speaker 7: father and son fishing trip.
- 20:26Speaker 4: It's all right. I apologize.
- 20:28Speaker 7: It'll probably be another time where we could go do that.
- 20:30Speaker 4: If he comes to do that, can I come too?
- 20:33Speaker 7: Absolutely not.
- 20:34Speaker 1: I was at the same Bucks game as his dad,
- 20:36Speaker 1: and he refused to make the connection where we could
- 20:38Speaker 1: both meet each other. We're in the same stadium.
- 20:40Speaker 7: Not even close to true. What you were on the
- 20:45Speaker 7: fucking court. So I was like, and my dad was
- 20:49Speaker 7: not on the court, and there was no way for
- 20:50Speaker 7: my dad to go see Roun.
- 20:52Speaker 1: I was saying, I would go see him. I was like,
- 20:54Speaker 1: just link me up with him and I'll go meet
- 20:55Speaker 1: him right now. And you said no, would you have
- 20:58Speaker 1: court access?
- 20:58Speaker 7: Does that mean you have excessuse the higher arena?
- 21:01Speaker 1: You slip into a uniform and they'll let you shoot
- 21:06Speaker 1: a three?
- 21:07Speaker 7: Did you see, uh, the Notre Dame game? Did you
- 21:09Speaker 7: guys watch the Notre Dame Georgia game last night?
- 21:11Speaker 1: I did watch the Notre Dame Georgia game. Did you
- 21:15Speaker 1: see the Notre Dame?
- 21:16Speaker 4: I saw Notre Dame versus Notre Dame. Did you guys
- 21:21Speaker 4: see the Notre Dame Georgia game last night? There saying
- 21:24Speaker 4: that like it's you're bluntly, but that is the right.
- 21:28Speaker 4: That's the way we in America say it.
- 21:32Speaker 7: There's a school in Massachusetts called Notre Dome.
- 21:36Speaker 4: Yeah, there's also a cathedral in Paris.
- 21:38Speaker 7: Well, I know that obviously that's been restored because it
- 21:42Speaker 7: was burned down by Satan. But the always makes up
- 21:46Speaker 7: the pronunciation of the girls high school and the college.
- 21:50Speaker 7: Well you went Havesi's you said Notre Dame, it's Notre Dame.
- 21:55Speaker 4: Right, Well, if you're going to refer to the one
- 21:57Speaker 4: in Paris that is Notre Dame. And what's the girlshigh school,
- 22:00Speaker 4: I've never heard of that, because I don't know.
- 22:02Speaker 1: That there's a girls high school in Pennsylvania as well.
- 22:04Speaker 1: And it's like it's not like that's the pronunciation. There's
- 22:07Speaker 1: the French pronunciation Notre Dame, and then there's the if
- 22:12Speaker 1: everywhere else you're from, you just pronounce it with that accent,
- 22:15Speaker 1: like say Notre Dame.
- 22:17Speaker 7: There's a different pronunciation high school.
- 22:19Speaker 1: I'm going to Notre Dame.
- 22:21Speaker 4: I don't think that. Uh, my guest, sass is that
- 22:23Speaker 4: people don't refer to the girls high school differently from
- 22:28Speaker 4: the college.
- 22:31Speaker 1: People with like a mass whole accent. Maybe it's in
- 22:34Speaker 1: Manhattan Notre Dame.
- 22:35Speaker 4: There's probably a lot of Notre Dames.
- 22:38Speaker 7: No Tre Dame. Yeah, my daughter goes to no Tre Dahn.
- 22:45Speaker 7: Oh yeah, there is one sophomore right, no Treda. Oh,
- 22:47Speaker 7: there's like twenty in Massachusetts.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Is that how they say in Massachusetts?
- 22:55Speaker 7: There's literally there's like six in Massachusetts.
- 22:57Speaker 1: And there's no way they all pronounce them. Yeah, she said, do.
- 23:03Speaker 4: They do? So laugh it up, but it's true. My
- 23:06Speaker 4: daughter is an honest student a dom.
- 23:10Speaker 7: Because anyone that talks like that, kids probably don't get it.
- 23:13Speaker 4: You know, they just received a big gift from my
- 23:15Speaker 4: favorite NBA player, Dom Lillard. Oh, my god, Dom.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Lillard, Dom Judy Dench, my favorite actress you know who
- 23:29Speaker 1: should have been in the town, Dom Judy Dench.
- 23:32Speaker 7: Well, anyways, it's gonna be.
- 23:33Speaker 4: It's good.
- 23:33Speaker 7: I'm pumped for uh. I can't wait for Notre Dome.
- 23:38Speaker 7: I can't wait for Notre Dame to fucking destroy Penn
- 23:41Speaker 7: State next week.
- 23:42Speaker 1: Why are you saying that?
- 23:44Speaker 7: What do you mean?
- 23:44Speaker 1: There's on video evidence of you saying we are there's
- 23:48Speaker 1: on video evidence of.
- 23:49Speaker 7: You had I pretty much had it done to my head.
- 23:52Speaker 7: You guys were holding my contract over my head so
- 23:55Speaker 7: that you're not going to get six camera.
- 23:57Speaker 1: You could see everything. There's nothing that's obfuscated. Every everything
- 24:00Speaker 1: is on the table. You like Penn State, and for
- 24:03Speaker 1: some reason.
- 24:04Speaker 7: I don't support you. Pedophilia, especially amongst boys.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Yeah, but so you root for the Roman Catholic team.
- 24:09Speaker 4: You specify the gender of pedophilia that you like less.
- 24:13Speaker 7: I mean, if they're going to come to a little
- 24:16Speaker 7: boy at at one point you can relate.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Yeah, you're also a man. You probably relate to the
- 24:22Speaker 1: pedophiles too.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Oh, not at all. I mean.
- 24:26Speaker 1: You root it for Notre Dame, which is a Catholic institution,
- 24:29Speaker 1: Roman Catholic institution. Everybody that works there as priests. Do
- 24:33Speaker 1: you think they're absolved from that scandal?
- 24:36Speaker 4: Yes?
- 24:37Speaker 7: Why, tradition never graduates.
- 24:39Speaker 1: What does that mean? So that means that the tradition
- 24:44Speaker 1: of much difference.
- 24:46Speaker 7: There's a bigger difference between the Catholics continuing a lifelong
- 24:50Speaker 7: tradition of pedophilia rather than Penn State just committing those
- 24:54Speaker 7: crimes just for fun.
- 24:55Speaker 4: Are you saying it's they pass it on?
- 24:57Speaker 1: Yes, So that means that it's still going on. That
- 25:00Speaker 1: means it hasn't graduated and it still goes on. Yeah.
- 25:04Speaker 1: But at Penn State we've exercised our demons.
- 25:07Speaker 7: No, not even close. You will never be forgiven.
- 25:10Speaker 1: You will never be You will never be forgive. You
- 25:12Speaker 1: don't have the ability for to forgive.
- 25:13Speaker 7: You will never be forgiving.
- 25:14Speaker 1: You're in your moral hot ground. Dude, You're not the
- 25:16Speaker 1: one to forgive or.
- 25:17Speaker 7: Forget the one you're never being forgiven. I'm not asked
- 25:20Speaker 7: for what you do that by going to that school, you.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Have the Penn State gear basically emblazoned onto your body.
- 25:27Speaker 4: I don't.
- 25:28Speaker 7: I have no pen Steak gear at all.
- 25:29Speaker 1: I mean there's video of it online.
- 25:31Speaker 7: No, it probably burned it chat dig up the video,
- 25:34Speaker 7: dig up the video. Yeah, I mean there is definitely
- 25:36Speaker 7: video of me wearing pen Steake gear because we did
- 25:38Speaker 7: a video at Penn State, which was forced to do.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Yeah, Brionna chicken Fry does a video there, Movie does
- 25:43Speaker 1: a video there. They're not wearing pen Steak gear. They're
- 25:45Speaker 1: not forced to it.
- 25:47Speaker 7: When did Brionna chicken Fry and Movie do a video
- 25:49Speaker 7: at Pen State?
- 25:49Speaker 1: They've done tons of videos at Penn State.
- 25:51Speaker 4: They go, they go.
- 25:53Speaker 1: Former coworker Grace Grace went Big f has done videos there.
- 25:57Speaker 1: He's not wearing it. Bartie Bush has done videos there.
- 25:59Speaker 4: He's Grace headlined their biggest theater.
- 26:03Speaker 1: She did the Bryce Jordan Center Universe Stadium. Yeah, it
- 26:06Speaker 1: was like one hundred and twenty Thou.
- 26:08Speaker 4: And They actually scheduled it for the same night that
- 26:10Speaker 4: Penn had its white out game and State and the
- 26:14Speaker 4: entire student section was empty.
- 26:16Speaker 1: She's adding shows, She's adding shows to beaver Stadium, did
- 26:20Speaker 1: a matinee, She's got a four thirty at beaver Stag.
- 26:23Speaker 7: You know when like when like there's like a football
- 26:25Speaker 7: game in the sports center ESPN or NFL or whatever,
- 26:28Speaker 7: the team will post a graphic with like say, the
- 26:30Speaker 7: Bills beat the Patriots this week, and they'll post a
- 26:33Speaker 7: graphic of Josh Allen like diving into the end zone
- 26:35Speaker 7: and with the score final final, and uh, Buffalo, did
- 26:40Speaker 7: you the Notre Dame Georgia game? They just posted a
- 26:43Speaker 7: graphic with Shane and the score on her under his face,
- 26:47Speaker 7: and it was like Notre Dame beats Georgia. The comment
- 26:52Speaker 7: comments were just like, what does this have to do
- 26:54Speaker 7: with Shane who posted that Sports Center?
- 26:58Speaker 1: What?
- 26:58Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 27:01Speaker 4: I mean he's become kind of for Notre Dame.
- 27:06Speaker 7: Yeah, Notre Dame.
- 27:07Speaker 1: And then somewhere Frank the Tank is crushing a fucking
- 27:10Speaker 1: block of Himalayan sea salt in his palm, fucking furious
- 27:13Speaker 1: that they he's taken over his number one fan Notre
- 27:16Speaker 1: Dame fan. He loves Notre Dame, does he what? You
- 27:20Speaker 1: don't remember the video of them last year.
- 27:23Speaker 4: Of him and they went, oh yeah.
- 27:26Speaker 1: They walked into the game like it was a British
- 27:29Speaker 1: soccer game like that. You'll never walk alone. It was
- 27:32Speaker 1: like clapping over their heads.
- 27:34Speaker 7: Frank's fandom is very confusing, and he's a Mets fan
- 27:40Speaker 7: and a Notre Dame fan.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Yeah, that's classic New York behavior, is it. I feel
- 27:45Speaker 1: like New Yorkers are always fans of like the Bengals
- 27:49Speaker 1: and the fucking Minnesota Vikings and random ship like that.
- 27:53Speaker 4: I'm a fan of the Bengals. Notre Dame gets fans
- 27:56Speaker 4: from everywhere. Well, yeah, the Irish because.
- 27:59Speaker 1: It's in the middle of the Catholics. When you're talking
- 28:01Speaker 1: about the Irish Irish Catholic. Yeah, but it's because of
- 28:05Speaker 1: the Catholic tradition of pedophilia that.
- 28:06Speaker 7: You of my reasoning and then tried to use it
- 28:09Speaker 7: for your reasoning.
- 28:11Speaker 1: What do you mean the Irish are Catholics and the
- 28:14Speaker 1: Catholics are pedophiles. That's the transit of property. It's math.
- 28:17Speaker 1: You've just proved it yourself.
- 28:19Speaker 4: Penn State gets fans from a lot of places India mostly.
- 28:23Speaker 1: I mean that's every college. Every college has a nice
- 28:28Speaker 1: stable of Patel's.
- 28:30Speaker 7: Respect, like Penn State.
- 28:32Speaker 1: What do you mean you think there's more Ptels at
- 28:35Speaker 1: Penn State. Yeah, Bethel State. Yeah, that's not true at all.
- 28:41Speaker 4: I played some Podell we're at overbreak, Yeah, I played
- 28:45Speaker 4: some Padel. Although you know it's pronounced paddle, But it
- 28:50Speaker 4: gets confusing because paddle is also paddle tennis, also known
- 28:57Speaker 4: as platform tennis, the winter sport with the heated court
- 29:01Speaker 4: played in a wire chicken coop fenced court. Padell pad
- 29:07Speaker 4: e l is technically pronounced paddle. Comes from the Scandinavian area,
- 29:13Speaker 4: and uh, you know, we have decided that the way
- 29:17Speaker 4: to differentiate is by saying, how long do you think.
- 29:21Speaker 1: This is kind of paddle padel sport of the moment
- 29:25Speaker 1: it feels like, yeah, crushing it. How long do you
- 29:27Speaker 1: think that will last until everybody who's into it moves
- 29:31Speaker 1: on to the next thing.
- 29:32Speaker 4: It's tough to say, because this is what's confusing to me.
- 29:37Speaker 4: You know, pickleball took the world by storm, and now
- 29:41Speaker 4: anyone of higher taste has gravitated more towards Padel. But
- 29:47Speaker 4: Padel had been percolating in Europe while the pickleballs was
- 29:54Speaker 4: you know, rage was growing, and so it was poised
- 29:58Speaker 4: to take over as soon as someone got a taste
- 30:00Speaker 4: over here. I don't know if there's another sport being
- 30:03Speaker 4: played somewhere in Japan or where there has to be
- 30:06Speaker 4: where if it, once we get a touch of it,
- 30:08Speaker 4: we're going to say, Okay, Padel's done.
- 30:10Speaker 7: I was supposed to play a padel with my father today.
- 30:14Speaker 7: He was flying in to play padel with me, and
- 30:16Speaker 7: I said, sorry, Paul, last minute.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Well did you get him a padel?
- 30:20Speaker 7: I got him, I got I got him the chicken
- 30:22Speaker 7: coop and everything, a beautiful podel chicken coop. You're you're
- 30:26Speaker 7: I flew home early and I picked up some wire.
- 30:28Speaker 4: You're conflating paddle tennis. So the way to just make
- 30:32Speaker 4: this easier is call that platform tennis.
- 30:34Speaker 7: No, we were playing padel.
- 30:35Speaker 4: No, because that's not played in a chicken coop. That's
- 30:38Speaker 4: played in a glass sort of squash court with a
- 30:40Speaker 4: turf circles.
- 30:41Speaker 7: I mean we were playing padel.
- 30:43Speaker 4: We were.
- 30:43Speaker 7: I mean obviously we didn't have the traditional setup because
- 30:45Speaker 7: I didn't know how to build.
- 30:46Speaker 4: A play sort of like Brazilian dirt soccer exactly. Uh yeah,
- 30:53Speaker 4: Brazil bil blue collar padel mh.
- 30:58Speaker 1: So the reason that I is because I saw that
- 31:03Speaker 1: last year Tom Brady, Lebron James, and Annheuser Busch all
- 31:08Speaker 1: put together seventy five million dollars to start like the
- 31:12Speaker 1: United Pickleball League or something like that. That was last year,
- 31:16Speaker 1: and now that league already needs a ten million dollar
- 31:18Speaker 1: bailout or else it's going to go bankrupt. And they
- 31:21Speaker 1: just put in seventy five million dollars because pickleball was
- 31:24Speaker 1: supposed to be the biggest, fucking most massive thing in
- 31:27Speaker 1: the world, and now they're basically about to go under
- 31:30Speaker 1: if they don't get you know, six of what they
- 31:33Speaker 1: just got.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Here's my issue pickleball. I might say, I actually enjoy
- 31:38Speaker 4: playing better. It's better exercise for me. Uh, it's more.
- 31:43Speaker 4: You can play with your grandparents and it's still fun
- 31:47Speaker 4: padell though at the pro level, much more fun. Don't
- 31:52Speaker 4: my grandparents? So I can't play with them. You don't what.
- 31:56Speaker 4: I don't know them. What happened? I don't know you do?
- 32:01Speaker 1: You just won't say this is like a long term.
- 32:04Speaker 7: I would love to play a padel with them.
- 32:06Speaker 1: You're going to have a breakthrough someday and you're going
- 32:08Speaker 1: to figure out why you can't play a padel with
- 32:09Speaker 1: your You need to play pickleball.
- 32:11Speaker 7: Pickleball, Yes, slow it down a little understood.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Maybe you could just figure out why there's such a
- 32:19Speaker 1: big problem with them, and then.
- 32:21Speaker 7: I think it'd be a great way to attach things out.
- 32:23Speaker 7: Is on the padel court yea, or the padel box.
- 32:29Speaker 4: Cage.
- 32:30Speaker 7: Where do you go to play these things?
- 32:33Speaker 4: There's a there's there's a one in Dumbo right near
- 32:36Speaker 4: where they live. There's like a big padel facility, the
- 32:39Speaker 4: paddle house. I think it's called interesting.
- 32:41Speaker 1: There's like a juice bar there.
- 32:44Speaker 7: This is not the same thing with where you're facing.
- 32:46Speaker 7: You're both facing the same side squash. Is that squash
- 32:50Speaker 7: where you're in the glass box?
- 32:51Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's not squash, but it's it's you could
- 32:55Speaker 4: argue it's almost closer to squash.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Are you talking about racquetball or squash?
- 33:00Speaker 4: It's it's it's almost a hybrid of squash and platform tennis.
- 33:05Speaker 4: I would say interesting. The squash can actually be played
- 33:08Speaker 4: in a glass court. In fact, I think in Grand
- 33:11Speaker 4: Central they have an all glass squash court. Really maybe,
- 33:15Speaker 4: I know they have one at Harvard. They had an
- 33:17Speaker 4: all glass court.
- 33:18Speaker 1: At Grand Central. They have they put up a bunch
- 33:21Speaker 1: of them for like the fucking squash World.
- 33:23Speaker 7: Yes, exactly what kind of footwear do you got to
- 33:25Speaker 7: wear for that?
- 33:26Speaker 4: Gum sold shoes, gum gum shoulders? What if you take
- 33:31Speaker 4: a fall? I think it's got hurt a lot falling
- 33:33Speaker 4: on which on the on the word the worst service
- 33:36Speaker 4: to fall on is on platform tennis. Really, it's very sand,
- 33:40Speaker 4: pear bury, very coarse. In fact, it tears up your
- 33:43Speaker 4: shoes pretty quickly. Really, Yeah, it's bad. Interesting.
- 33:47Speaker 7: Interesting, But what would you recommend for me?
- 33:51Speaker 4: I don't think you should go anywhere near racket sports? Interesting?
- 33:56Speaker 1: Have you ever played a racket sport?
- 33:58Speaker 4: No?
- 33:59Speaker 7: And I've dabbled with the tennis, with the tennis a
- 34:01Speaker 7: little bit.
- 34:01Speaker 4: I think you should spend time reconnecting with your grandparents
- 34:04Speaker 4: and your father.
- 34:06Speaker 7: Well, look, my grandparents are already here and my dad
- 34:09Speaker 7: was flying in. We were gonna do a little group
- 34:10Speaker 7: fly fishing trip today out in New Jersey.
- 34:13Speaker 4: How are you going to work in the paddle.
- 34:16Speaker 7: Start off with fly fishing and then end of the
- 34:18Speaker 7: night with paddle tennis.
- 34:22Speaker 1: And then hit the juice bar. Yeah, a nice cold
- 34:24Speaker 1: press pressed carrot ginger juice.
- 34:28Speaker 7: You're in. Luckily, my grandparents are huge busting with the
- 34:31Speaker 7: boys fans, so they understood the mix up.
- 34:36Speaker 1: I appreciate that they love the Laney the Pic show.
- 34:41Speaker 4: Pop Pop Squatch, pop pop Settle. What do you call
- 34:46Speaker 4: your grandparents? What are their nicknames? I don't know them.
- 34:49Speaker 1: He doesn't have any relationship with them. He doesn't call them.
- 34:53Speaker 4: I don't know. This is a bit or what he does.
- 34:55Speaker 4: If it's true, it's funny and sad.
- 34:57Speaker 1: It's funny.
- 34:58Speaker 7: It is, it's funny and sad.
- 34:59Speaker 4: I don't know that. Is that funny and sad? Is
- 35:01Speaker 4: that true? Yes?
- 35:02Speaker 1: There's an old Yack episode where he was like, I
- 35:04Speaker 1: just saw my grandmother walking down the.
- 35:06Speaker 4: Street, no way and walked in and say hi.
- 35:09Speaker 1: I didn't say hi. He said he called his dad
- 35:11Speaker 1: and was like, I think I just saw your mom.
- 35:14Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 35:14Speaker 4: It was like are you are you for real? Yes?
- 35:16Speaker 4: And you were open about.
- 35:18Speaker 7: This Yes, yeah, I mean it doesn't it doesn't affect
- 35:21Speaker 7: me at all. I don't know them.
- 35:23Speaker 4: I guess my point would be it's a rare disclosure
- 35:27Speaker 4: of a deeply rift, a deep rift in your family life,
- 35:32Speaker 4: which I wouldn't expect from you.
- 35:35Speaker 7: But now I could kind of sunshine and rambos. No,
- 35:37Speaker 7: I could kind of to trout. Would love to be
- 35:40Speaker 7: on some rambos today, some bos. Oh man, what a
- 35:45Speaker 7: treat that would be. And and in the vacation weak nice.
- 35:49Speaker 4: I have a pound of hattack in my fridge right now.
- 35:51Speaker 4: Really yeah, uh? And it's fresh. And the guy, the
- 35:54Speaker 4: fishmonger at Whole Foods, as I was stopping on the
- 35:56Speaker 4: way back, he was wrapping it up in the paper
- 35:59Speaker 4: and he goes, are you can eat this all in
- 36:00Speaker 4: one sitting freak? And I was like, I don't know,
- 36:04Speaker 4: take a video. If you do, maybe I'll send it
- 36:06Speaker 4: to maybe I'll cook for someone else. And he goes,
- 36:08Speaker 4: do you come here often? And I said somewhat, And
- 36:12Speaker 4: he goes, I'm starting to get the hang of who
- 36:14Speaker 4: the regular shoppers are. Ah, he's been there for two months.
- 36:22Speaker 4: That's not that new or that's not that old. Let's
- 36:24Speaker 4: put it this way. I just wanted my fish.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Oh you didn't want the small talk with it?
- 36:29Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
- 36:30Speaker 1: I think it'd be nice if you get a rapport
- 36:32Speaker 1: with the fishmonger, because he might get something rare someday
- 36:36Speaker 1: and be like, hey, I put this aside for you.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Here's the cheek of.
- 36:41Speaker 4: I got some blowfish. Yeah, what's the one from Japan?
- 36:48Speaker 4: Let's blow something amber jack? Something jack? Is that what
- 36:53Speaker 4: it's called. I've never seen that in an actual fish store.
- 36:57Speaker 4: But you know what, I'd much rather have the rapport
- 37:00Speaker 4: with the with the butcher, because, first of all, every
- 37:04Speaker 4: time I now I get a steak, I say, you know,
- 37:08Speaker 4: what do you got? What should I get? And they say, well,
- 37:10Speaker 4: we got this, we got the grass fed, but it's
- 37:12Speaker 4: pretty lean, it's pretty gamy. We really prefer the marbling
- 37:16Speaker 4: of a dry aged rabbi and I say okay, great,
- 37:20Speaker 4: and he goes, which one would you like? And I
- 37:21Speaker 4: always say dealer's choice, which they like.
- 37:25Speaker 1: That is fun because you're saying words they haven't heard before.
- 37:28Speaker 4: It's a dealer's choice.
- 37:29Speaker 1: I have never been to a casino.
- 37:31Speaker 4: It gives them agency. It let's lets them know. I
- 37:34Speaker 4: appreciate your input. You guys spend all of your days
- 37:37Speaker 4: handling your meat. I trust you to pick out the
- 37:41Speaker 4: one that you would eat. Do you go to a
- 37:42Speaker 4: real butcher or do you just go to Whole Foods.
- 37:44Speaker 4: I think I would call those guys real butchers.
- 37:46Speaker 1: Whole Foods has a beautiful This Whole Foods over here
- 37:49Speaker 1: has a great little butcher section.
- 37:51Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some good. There's some good.
- 37:53Speaker 7: Have you ever been to like a real one though? Yes,
- 37:56Speaker 7: of course those places are crazy.
- 37:58Speaker 4: There's one in Brooklyn Heights called Della Piatra's that is
- 38:01Speaker 4: probably the best butcher I've ever been to, but it's
- 38:04Speaker 4: really expensive. I'm sure you can get better prices at
- 38:07Speaker 4: Whole Foods. I'm sure. I don't know. Meat's probably not
- 38:10Speaker 4: as good as one of those smaller shops, but it's
- 38:13Speaker 4: just more convenient. I like to do.
- 38:15Speaker 1: What do you guys look for in a butcher? Do
- 38:17Speaker 1: you look for someplace that's small, that has great cuts
- 38:19Speaker 1: and someone that's really knowledgeable and modern or do you
- 38:22Speaker 1: look for like an old school looking place where it's
- 38:25Speaker 1: like just random shit and like kind of bins.
- 38:27Speaker 7: If there's not a dude in the back guy shadow
- 38:29Speaker 7: boxing the meat, right, then I'm not buying a Polish
- 38:32Speaker 7: guy shadow boxing. Yeah, I need a guy in the
- 38:36Speaker 7: back training.
- 38:37Speaker 4: I want a guy in a fedora, an old man
- 38:41Speaker 4: just reading some newspaper, some gazette.
- 38:45Speaker 1: I need a guy who's like tethered in a gimp suit,
- 38:49Speaker 1: just taking bites out of the fucking steak as he
- 38:52Speaker 1: fucks it. That's what I need to buy.
- 38:53Speaker 4: That's hard to find.
- 38:55Speaker 7: Yeah, that's not as easy to come by.
- 38:56Speaker 4: You're gonna want to go into Bushwick for that. Yeah,
- 39:00Speaker 4: I am. I like variety at a butcher. You know
- 39:05Speaker 4: what I've been doing. You know what I got tastmas
- 39:08Speaker 4: do tell. I'm talking a lot about the food that
- 39:10Speaker 4: I had and everything I've been cooking. But I've I've
- 39:15Speaker 4: gotten into sue ved not familiar or as you might
- 39:18Speaker 4: pronounce it, saus vid uh souse ved.
- 39:24Speaker 7: It's crazy that you guys are you guys are mad
- 39:26Speaker 7: at me for pronouncing the name of the school the
- 39:28Speaker 7: correct way.
- 39:29Speaker 4: It's not the correct way. You're hybridizing it. You should
- 39:33Speaker 4: either go all the way or none the way you're going.
- 39:36Speaker 4: No true, no tra dame is wait is how you
- 39:40Speaker 4: were saying it? No tre dame. Oh you were saying that.
- 39:43Speaker 4: I don't think so. No. I think you're saying no
- 39:45Speaker 4: tre dame probably, which is half the French pronunciation and
- 39:48Speaker 4: then half the American. I like to please. I'm look
- 39:50Speaker 4: at I'm a people pleaser. You're reaching across the aisle.
- 39:54Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, if there's some French peoples saying, they'll say, oh,
- 39:56Speaker 7: I appreciate that. He said, Nora.
- 39:57Speaker 4: Reaching across the aisle to fondle the balls of six
- 40:00Speaker 4: year old boy.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Also, I'm not mad at all. I think that's it.
- 40:04Speaker 1: I think that it is just you're a high class
- 40:07Speaker 1: You're you're a high class upbringing and showing. It comes
- 40:10Speaker 1: through every now and again.
- 40:11Speaker 7: Because I said, no tra Dome, Yeah, it slips through.
- 40:14Speaker 1: You're Matt Damon's character. Uh in the Departed.
- 40:19Speaker 7: You're out of your fucking mind.
- 40:20Speaker 1: You drop your RS on the weekend.
- 40:22Speaker 4: You're you're a code switcher. You're out of your coach switcher.
- 40:25Speaker 1: I know a code switcher.
- 40:28Speaker 7: I said, I don't want your fucking pedophile college to
- 40:30Speaker 7: be the one that wins the college football championship.
- 40:33Speaker 1: Anytime you sent something going good in my life, you
- 40:36Speaker 1: put yourself diametrically opposed to it, exactly square up with
- 40:40Speaker 1: any type of happiness that I could have, like an
- 40:42Speaker 1: Oklahoma drill.
- 40:45Speaker 7: I was gonna say, I hope Penn State wins, but
- 40:47Speaker 7: then I pronounced your guy's fucking word wrong, and then
- 40:50Speaker 7: you made fun of me for twenty minutes. Then I
- 40:51Speaker 7: decided I actually wish nothing but the worst for Penn
- 40:53Speaker 7: State and everyone that goes there.
- 40:57Speaker 4: It's so fucking mean, dude.
- 40:59Speaker 1: You you will be able to celebrate with none of
- 41:02Speaker 1: the spoils when we bring home the booty. You'll have
- 41:05Speaker 1: no taste of sweet sue, You're not bringing home.
- 41:09Speaker 4: Ohio State is gonna run through either of those teams,
- 41:11Speaker 4: doesn't matter. Okay, they lost to Michigan, preposterous.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Ohio's Harry bro that's happens. That's that. Then ride with
- 41:19Speaker 1: ride with Ohio State. I am stay on that side
- 41:22Speaker 1: for the rest of your life.
- 41:24Speaker 7: I mean, dude. There's four teams in the playoffs as
- 41:27Speaker 7: of right now. Three of those teams could all beat
- 41:31Speaker 7: Penn State and will beat Penn State.
- 41:35Speaker 4: I don't know if Texas would beat them.
- 41:37Speaker 7: Oh my god, they would put in Manning like at
- 41:40Speaker 7: the angles. They'd be like, we don't want to hurt
- 41:41Speaker 7: her starter.
- 41:42Speaker 1: I mean, Manning is better than their starter.
- 41:44Speaker 4: Close suv suvi please. Is the ancient art of basically
- 41:50Speaker 4: boiling your food in uh so. Do you know about it?
- 41:56Speaker 4: I do you do. Yes, you just said you didn't.
- 41:59Speaker 7: I practiced sat all the time.
- 42:01Speaker 1: You talked about it like it's a martial art.
- 42:04Speaker 7: Yeah, hard boiled eggs souvied. I love a good souveed
- 42:10Speaker 7: egg on Easter.
- 42:11Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, how do you suevite?
- 42:14Speaker 7: It's the anchine art of boiling.
- 42:17Speaker 1: You're a souveter, You're.
- 42:18Speaker 4: Not going to I actually don't even know if you
- 42:20Speaker 4: would say it's boiling. Well, yeah, because the way it
- 42:23Speaker 4: is is you put food in a plastic bag and
- 42:27Speaker 4: then submerge it in water that you put this rod,
- 42:30Speaker 4: the souvied rod, into the water, and it heats the
- 42:35Speaker 4: water to the very temperature at which you would like
- 42:37Speaker 4: the food to be cooked through. I see, so for
- 42:40Speaker 4: a medium rare steak, do you know what a what
- 42:42Speaker 4: the temperature of medium rare steak is? No? I'm all
- 42:45Speaker 4: eyes well done.
- 42:47Speaker 7: I'm all eyes and all feel thermometer.
- 42:49Speaker 4: What about uh, properly cooked chicken? What about that poultry?
- 42:53Speaker 4: Do you know? One sixty five for it? Around one fifty?
- 42:58Speaker 4: Now with like a little pig like pink. Uh for
- 43:06Speaker 4: a steak, you know you're probably gonna want to finish
- 43:08Speaker 4: it on a cast iron or the grill, in which case,
- 43:11Speaker 4: if I'm sou eating, I'm strictly a pantcier man. Do
- 43:14Speaker 4: you finish it in the oven? No? Oh, you just
- 43:18Speaker 4: strictly this year? Okay. I that's cool. It's pretty old school,
- 43:23Speaker 4: and I would say it's not that precise.
- 43:25Speaker 7: It is extremely precise. And I definitely can make a
- 43:27Speaker 7: better steak than you.
- 43:28Speaker 4: Not a chance. The world been willing to bet everything.
- 43:32Speaker 4: I've my steak is better than yours.
- 43:35Speaker 7: And we would need to make a common man steak.
- 43:39Speaker 4: Yeah, like if you I could do a steak five
- 43:41Speaker 4: different ways that we could fucking flipping it like we
- 43:44Speaker 4: could could we could do a steak off.
- 43:46Speaker 1: We showed a great British steak off.
- 43:47Speaker 7: But we have to have people that are going to
- 43:48Speaker 7: common taste the steaks and say which one's better.
- 43:50Speaker 4: And we could do a blind Yeah, we can do it.
- 43:52Speaker 1: We could do it.
- 43:53Speaker 4: We could tell.
- 43:53Speaker 7: We're not gonna cook mine blind any of my eyes,
- 43:55Speaker 7: Like I said, I'm all eyes.
- 43:57Speaker 1: We have to have different people. We have to have
- 44:00Speaker 1: some people judging it by the look, some people judging
- 44:02Speaker 1: it by the taste, and some people go and look
- 44:04Speaker 1: and taste.
- 44:06Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, it's only taste.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Okay, just taste. Then I'm not doing Look, okay, I'm
- 44:10Speaker 1: fine with that.
- 44:11Speaker 7: But if France is going to be pulling out like
- 44:13Speaker 7: he's gonna have like some weird fucking yeah designs on Francis,
- 44:18Speaker 7: his face burnt into the Cruss.
- 44:22Speaker 1: Brand, I'm gonna come around like Paul Hollywood and Crewe.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Have you guys ever watched Great British Bake Off?
- 44:28Speaker 4: I've never.
- 44:28Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the best wing watching it this week.
- 44:31Speaker 1: It's the most calming show, Paul Hollywood and Crewe.
- 44:34Speaker 7: I wasn't paying attention. My parents had it on. They
- 44:37Speaker 7: my mom watches it all the time.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I didn't know they had anxiety. It's nice you didn't.
- 44:42Speaker 1: I guess. I guess it makes this. I guess bundle
- 44:46Speaker 1: of nerves. I guess it makes a lot of sense.
- 44:48Speaker 1: But we need to do this. I need to have
- 44:50Speaker 1: a Yeah.
- 44:50Speaker 7: I'm down, But I mean, I don't know when where
- 44:53Speaker 7: we'd be able to do it because I'd have to
- 44:54Speaker 7: use my home tools, Like I'm not playing in away game.
- 44:57Speaker 1: For this, So this isn't getting done. Wait, wait, you
- 45:00Speaker 1: got to go to Chicago?
- 45:01Speaker 7: No I could, I could, Yeah, I could do it
- 45:03Speaker 7: in the I could do it in the Chicago office.
- 45:05Speaker 7: I'll just bring my own gear at Francis.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Or you want to do it at my.
- 45:08Speaker 4: House, you could do it at your house. Ruins is
- 45:12Speaker 4: probably the right idea. I had to disconnect my smoke
- 45:16Speaker 4: alarms because I'm cooking so much and they just go
- 45:19Speaker 4: off non stop and they sleep fitfully. The only problems
- 45:25Speaker 4: earned that I've left on a burner from all the
- 45:27Speaker 4: cooking I'm doing, and I won't be alerted. My bedroom
- 45:31Speaker 4: will be safe. I'll open the door to a wall
- 45:33Speaker 4: of flame. Yeah that's not good.
- 45:35Speaker 7: Well, you know what you need is you need to
- 45:37Speaker 7: downgrade and get an electric stove like me. You could
- 45:39Speaker 7: literally throw you could put those you can cover that
- 45:42Speaker 7: thing in flint and it wouldn't light up and flames.
- 45:44Speaker 4: No way.
- 45:45Speaker 1: Those have to be one of the top five ways
- 45:47Speaker 1: fire start in New York City.
- 45:49Speaker 7: Electric stove? Do those things get like? You could literally
- 45:52Speaker 7: like place your face on it on max temperature and
- 45:55Speaker 7: you'd be like, oh, it's a little warm.
- 45:57Speaker 4: What's the mine? Just there's a new tech technology that
- 46:03Speaker 4: everyone's using. People are moving away from gas because it's
- 46:06Speaker 4: causing harm. Yeah, down the road to people. But what's
- 46:10Speaker 4: it called the one that's like, uh, flat top, It's
- 46:15Speaker 4: not it's not electric. You you put the thing on
- 46:18Speaker 4: top and it's it's almost like magnetic or something. I
- 46:20Speaker 4: don't know. There's some type of new oven or excuse me,
- 46:24Speaker 4: burner technology that everyone's advocating for.
- 46:28Speaker 1: Dude, why don't we do a nice steak off?
- 46:29Speaker 4: You guys talk. I'm gonna find this.
- 46:31Speaker 1: Let's do a steak off. Let's watch ball. Let's have
- 46:34Speaker 1: a steak off launching into playoff football.
- 46:38Speaker 4: I like that.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Playoff football is around the corner.
- 46:41Speaker 4: It is next week.
- 46:42Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's fucking exciting. I'm gonna have
- 46:45Speaker 1: pigs in a blanket, but I won't have them before
- 46:47Speaker 1: the steaks. I want my palate to be clean. Who
- 46:50Speaker 1: else should I have as a judge?
- 46:52Speaker 4: Who?
- 46:52Speaker 1: Uh?
- 46:53Speaker 4: Jack mac induction induction stuffs?
- 46:56Speaker 7: I'm not familiar.
- 46:57Speaker 4: Yeah, is that old?
- 46:58Speaker 1: Is that new technology?
- 46:59Speaker 4: I think that's already knew.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Actually, I'm thinking of convection. Mm hmmm. Convection is easy
- 47:05Speaker 1: bake up.
- 47:05Speaker 4: They say electric is the second most safe, and then
- 47:09Speaker 4: third is gas, and fourth is ceramic or glass stop stoves,
- 47:12Speaker 4: which I've never even heard of.
- 47:13Speaker 7: That's what I have in my apartment. I have a
- 47:16Speaker 7: ceramic stove.
- 47:18Speaker 1: He's glass tops all see through a sea through oven.
- 47:21Speaker 4: You have a coil of hot wire which frat brothers
- 47:25Speaker 4: turn into their Greek symbols to brand their shoulders.
- 47:28Speaker 7: I could really do mine anyway, because I got the Coleman.
- 47:32Speaker 7: I'll just bring the Coleman.
- 47:33Speaker 1: Over do it outside. Yeah, you have a Colvin stove, Oh, yeah,
- 47:36Speaker 1: the original.
- 47:37Speaker 4: Well, I have a I have a one for camping.
- 47:40Speaker 4: Plastic to close the loop, but it's big. It's like
- 47:42Speaker 4: a full bo you a full full soup beating. I
- 47:46Speaker 4: had been using the water displacement method on of course
- 47:49Speaker 4: hip block bags. Yeah, so you submerged the meat into
- 47:53Speaker 4: the ziplock in the water and you use the water
- 47:55Speaker 4: pressure to sort of seal it. Imperfect for Christmas. I
- 47:59Speaker 4: was given a vacuum sealer, oh, which with plastic bags
- 48:04Speaker 4: and so now the seal is precise. Wow, and you
- 48:09Speaker 4: can package marijuana odor free and vacuum seal it. I
- 48:15Speaker 4: don't do that. No, I don't think you would need to. No,
- 48:18Speaker 4: I don't.
- 48:19Speaker 1: But that's on the table.
- 48:20Speaker 7: You could looking at like catapult drugs across the border.
- 48:23Speaker 4: Well, you move big volume. You're a volume weed guy.
- 48:28Speaker 4: I can make it so that you know, when you
- 48:32Speaker 4: start to really pile up your stores, I can make
- 48:35Speaker 4: it odor free. That would be great, so that your
- 48:37Speaker 4: landlords don't catch.
- 48:39Speaker 7: Definitely would appreciate that.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Yeah, literally catch wind, but that you have been. I mean,
- 48:44Speaker 1: your apartment's basically a drug den.
- 48:46Speaker 7: It's not basically, it's my apartment is so nice and clean.
- 48:50Speaker 1: I went to Sass's apartment and there were Dominican girls
- 48:53Speaker 1: in bras.
- 48:57Speaker 4: Just moving around when they leave for the day to
- 49:00Speaker 4: Sass checks between their toes.
- 49:03Speaker 1: Like we're just like tiny weed nugs. I'm sorry I didn't.
- 49:13Speaker 4: They call him poppy. Oh man, that's great.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Just fumes. They're just wearing ski masks. They're wearing battle
- 49:21Speaker 1: clavas and brals, very funny. Gas masks are the fumes
- 49:26Speaker 1: of the fucking terpenes.
- 49:28Speaker 4: Very funny.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Are you still on the high THC strains or are
- 49:33Speaker 1: you mixing it over to something a little bit lighter.
- 49:36Speaker 7: I don't know what you're talking about, brother, You gotta
- 49:38Speaker 7: be mixed up with the wrong guy. I think if
- 49:40Speaker 7: you just starting Roan's actively rotating between two different weed
- 49:44Speaker 7: pens as we speak.
- 49:46Speaker 1: I gotta keep I.
- 49:48Speaker 7: Looked over these two different weed pens that he's hitting.
- 49:50Speaker 1: I gotta keep them. I gotta keep the sand.
- 49:52Speaker 7: There's one black one and one white one, and he's
- 49:55Speaker 7: rotating hits between them.
- 49:56Speaker 1: It's the duality of Man, I got them from you
- 50:03Speaker 1: bought them at Europe.
- 50:05Speaker 4: You don't.
- 50:05Speaker 1: This is live, You're like this one much better.
- 50:11Speaker 4: N texted me.
- 50:12Speaker 7: Rone texted me last night asking me if I know
- 50:13Speaker 7: where I couldet where I could get him some shatter
- 50:16Speaker 7: and like comes and I'm looking to pick up an
- 50:18Speaker 7: ounce of shatter. Do you know a guy?
- 50:20Speaker 1: He said, it's never too late.
- 50:21Speaker 4: He's come right over the freezers filled with it.
- 50:23Speaker 1: I'll bring it to your house.
- 50:25Speaker 7: I was like, did, I don't even know what that is?
- 50:29Speaker 1: No, I know that you were fucking drizzling shatter.
- 50:33Speaker 3: You do?
- 50:33Speaker 9: You know?
- 50:34Speaker 4: One thing I found very discouraging and watching the football
- 50:36Speaker 4: game yesterday was that it sucks, and college football sucks. No.
- 50:40Speaker 4: I was gonna say, once again, there's just some story
- 50:43Speaker 4: of some fucking lacrosse player who like walked onto the
- 50:48Speaker 4: football team or like he he had and they're like, yeah,
- 50:51Speaker 4: he's a he's a slot was a receiver another name,
- 50:55Speaker 4: and they were like, yeah, he's you know, hoping that
- 50:58Speaker 4: he gets to show up a little late to practice
- 51:00Speaker 4: so that his team means the football team makes the finals.
- 51:02Speaker 4: And it's like he and then they go into this
- 51:05Speaker 4: thing about how he hadn't even picked up a lacrosse
- 51:06Speaker 4: stick until he was like and every single time, these
- 51:11Speaker 4: stories are always about how this you know, incredible football
- 51:15Speaker 4: player discovered lacrosse late in life and just like the
- 51:21Speaker 4: game was easy. You know, it's never like brilliant lacrosse
- 51:26Speaker 4: player picks up a football and just walks onto the
- 51:30Speaker 4: field at Notre Dame. Is a fucking prodigy And is
- 51:33Speaker 4: that what happened? Yeah, this guy and he and he
- 51:36Speaker 4: won a national championship with Notre Dame last year and
- 51:39Speaker 4: he's an attackman and he just picked no I think
- 51:43Speaker 4: he I think he came to Notre Dame for.
- 51:48Speaker 1: Direction. Does it ever go where a guy's just like
- 51:50Speaker 1: stick of lacrosse and he just like one hands of football?
- 51:55Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah that was cool. And then now he's on
- 51:58Speaker 4: the Warriors, right.
- 52:00Speaker 1: Yes he is. He got he had a couple of
- 52:02Speaker 1: coffee with the he was on their G League team.
- 52:04Speaker 4: Yeah, the baby he got he made the final team.
- 52:08Speaker 4: That's crazier to me to go from a I don't
- 52:12Speaker 4: understand how you could go from a field sport to basketball.
- 52:15Speaker 1: I can have a basketball and having perfect form.
- 52:17Speaker 4: Dude, I think basketball is so specialized that it doesn't
- 52:22Speaker 4: make any sense to me. Going from football lacrosse.
- 52:24Speaker 7: It makes less sense to me when the all these
- 52:27Speaker 7: football players that like could have gone to the MLB
- 52:29Speaker 7: or like Dad, like Deon Sanders, I kind of agree
- 52:33Speaker 7: with you, like that makes less sense to me because
- 52:34Speaker 7: that's like, but.
- 52:35Speaker 4: Isn't the quarterbacks though, Russell Wilson, Arizona, Tom Brady, ky
- 52:41Speaker 4: Kyler Murray.
- 52:42Speaker 7: Tom Brady almost I think they said that he could
- 52:44Speaker 7: have gone to the he would have been drafted to
- 52:46Speaker 7: the MLB if he didn't keep playing football.
- 52:48Speaker 4: I can understand how quarterbacks are able to translate the
- 52:51Speaker 4: quarterback throat a pitch. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah,
- 52:56Speaker 4: I guess that is true. But basketball, to me, it's
- 52:59Speaker 4: like if you don't every fucking day, yeah I don't,
- 53:02Speaker 4: and shoot, I don't know how you can keep being
- 53:05Speaker 4: I don't know how you're good at that?
- 53:06Speaker 1: Like are people? Is anyone even born with perfect shooting?
- 53:08Speaker 7: For him?
- 53:09Speaker 1: Or is that something that's always taught Cerry and Clark. No,
- 53:13Speaker 1: I Cauld think of they had their dad. They had
- 53:15Speaker 1: their dad and uh you know, or at least Curry
- 53:19Speaker 1: had his dad as an NBA player.
- 53:20Speaker 4: Yeah, Dell, who left a very promising career in computers
- 53:26Speaker 4: to follow his dreams of joining the NBA.
- 53:31Speaker 1: Yeah, Dell, and he left. He was married to all
- 53:35Speaker 1: and then they got divorced.
- 53:36Speaker 7: Speaking of Dell, great great computers. I was looking at
- 53:40Speaker 7: them the other day, ended up going with an HP instead.
- 53:43Speaker 4: Hewlett Packard.
- 53:44Speaker 1: You're out of the Mac game, fully?
- 53:46Speaker 4: No?
- 53:47Speaker 7: No, I got them a new monitor for gaming.
- 53:49Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about laptop. Now have you
- 53:52Speaker 1: respectable to get out of the Mac game?
- 53:54Speaker 7: Thinking about it? I mean, I thought about getting a PC,
- 53:56Speaker 7: but they're just too expensive.
- 53:58Speaker 1: Really that's not true.
- 54:01Speaker 4: Well I'm not.
- 54:01Speaker 7: I'm not talking about getting like a fucking PC for
- 54:04Speaker 7: like work and like a gaming PC.
- 54:07Speaker 1: Well, once of your cabal of managers who are stealing
- 54:11Speaker 1: your every time stop, you might be able to afford it.
- 54:15Speaker 4: It's true.
- 54:16Speaker 1: You just need to let him go, brother, Yeah, you
- 54:19Speaker 1: let me in franchis do that business and.
- 54:20Speaker 7: Fire everyone so I can get a gaming piec Sorry,
- 54:24Speaker 7: char to fire you all. I need a gaming PC.
- 54:26Speaker 1: No, just try and rehire him a little bit later.
- 54:30Speaker 4: Does Mac make gaming computers? No?
- 54:33Speaker 7: I see they should. It's kind of done with they don't.
- 54:36Speaker 4: I got fifty pages left in the Steve Jobs biography. Phenomenal,
- 54:41Speaker 4: pretty interesting journey.
- 54:44Speaker 1: I mean, are are they pretty much still just living
- 54:47Speaker 1: off the back of his innovation and sensibility for sleek design.
- 54:53Speaker 4: It's kind of weird. I don't really know because I
- 54:57Speaker 4: haven't figured out what happened after. Obviously Tim Cook becomes CEO,
- 55:01Speaker 4: but I mean his oversight of the company was just this,
- 55:05Speaker 4: like when he came back, it was just like whatever,
- 55:09Speaker 4: ten straight years of product innovation that was like fucking MacBook,
- 55:16Speaker 4: you know, iPhone no, iPod first, which really became the
- 55:23Speaker 4: big thing. Yeah, then iPhone, iPad, BlackBerry No. But it
- 55:32Speaker 4: was like, well, just one after another a product that
- 55:34Speaker 4: like just you know, became something that everyone in the
- 55:37Speaker 4: world had to have.
- 55:39Speaker 7: You were Did you ever hear that thing about how
- 55:41Speaker 7: like how it took them like they spent like weeks
- 55:43Speaker 7: trying to figure out the click on this to make
- 55:49Speaker 7: it as satisfying as possible.
- 55:50Speaker 4: That's cool, Yeah, that's all the type of stuff that
- 55:53Speaker 4: he was obsessed with, you know, and and but I
- 55:56Speaker 4: but I don't to your pick what products is out
- 56:00Speaker 4: will come out with since he died. I think he
- 56:01Speaker 4: died in twenty eleven. I guess it's like the the
- 56:04Speaker 4: fucking virtual didn't But.
- 56:07Speaker 1: Did they did they? Were they at the forefront of that? No? Yeah,
- 56:12Speaker 1: so they just start repackaging somebody else's good idea with Apple.
- 56:17Speaker 4: But they in under Tim Cook's tenure, They've become a
- 56:21Speaker 4: trillion dollar company, So clearly they're doing well. And does
- 56:24Speaker 4: that just mean that they're refining the iPhone and like
- 56:26Speaker 4: leaning in to improve their products so much? Probably? Is
- 56:29Speaker 4: there a product business from Apple that has come out
- 56:32Speaker 4: in since twenty eleven that has been like this groundbreaking thing?
- 56:37Speaker 4: Am I just forgetting?
- 56:38Speaker 7: I think the Apple camera at a lot of people
- 56:43Speaker 7: Apple people have that the camera alone on the on
- 56:46Speaker 7: the iPhone is better than every other phone camera.
- 56:49Speaker 4: Yeah, and that was probably Yeah, I think so.
- 56:51Speaker 1: I thought the Samsung camera used to I have, like
- 56:55Speaker 1: the new.
- 56:55Speaker 4: One is the new iPhone cameras insane?
- 56:58Speaker 1: Yeah, it can damn near do that zoom in on
- 57:00Speaker 1: the moon that they.
- 57:01Speaker 7: Yeah, they constantly like make it look like that, like
- 57:05Speaker 7: the Google Pixel, and like these Samson phones have better
- 57:08Speaker 7: cameras because the camera on their phone is like this
- 57:10Speaker 7: big for some reason. And then you see the photos
- 57:12Speaker 7: and you're like, I know, this is still worse than
- 57:14Speaker 7: the iPhone. It's worse than like the iPhone five.
- 57:18Speaker 1: I'm just not really tapped in on like computers or technology.
- 57:22Speaker 1: I'd love to be, but I'm just not dialed. So
- 57:24Speaker 1: I just don't know if Apple still has the upper
- 57:28Speaker 1: hand of crazy innovation.
- 57:30Speaker 4: I think they do. I mean, bo okay, h Apple
- 57:33Speaker 4: Watch that was twenty fourteen. Over one hundred million people
- 57:38Speaker 4: have it worldwide. AirPods AirPods. AirPods is a big one.
- 57:45Speaker 4: Pods is huge.
- 57:45Speaker 7: I was looking at the cinematic mode on the camera
- 57:48Speaker 7: and this looks like a real fucking camera vision pro.
- 57:51Speaker 1: What are you in a real camera?
- 57:52Speaker 4: Like?
- 57:53Speaker 7: It looks like it's a real camera DSLR though.
- 57:57Speaker 4: AirPods is a big fucking one. And then they've added
- 58:03Speaker 4: features like face i D and different things to some
- 58:06Speaker 4: of their other products. Yeah, I like it. He's such
- 58:12Speaker 4: a weird guy. Jobs. Yeah, from all that LSD was nuts.
- 58:18Speaker 4: Was his diet?
- 58:18Speaker 7: He just a fruit really strict.
- 58:21Speaker 4: Vegan had these crazy diet fads, and he would eat
- 58:24Speaker 4: fruit to the point where he didn't think that he
- 58:27Speaker 4: had body odor, and he would stink and people would
- 58:31Speaker 4: tell him and he was like, you're wrong. I only
- 58:33Speaker 4: eat fruit. I don't smell. They're like, dude, we can't
- 58:36Speaker 4: work with it. This is unbearable.
- 58:39Speaker 1: How bad you smell?
- 58:42Speaker 4: Would walk around with barefoot. Yeah, he had all these
- 58:45Speaker 4: like Eastern you know, Hindu kind of beliefs. Was he
- 58:49Speaker 4: always like that or was that when he just got
- 58:50Speaker 4: really rich that he became No, No, he was that way,
- 58:53Speaker 4: and I would say became less so oh really yeah, interesting,
- 58:56Speaker 4: that was hard to work with how he was always tough.
- 59:01Speaker 4: What fired? Right, Yeah, that's got to be so brutal. Well,
- 59:06Speaker 4: then he went to Pixar.
- 59:07Speaker 7: That would be like if we all voted out Dave.
- 59:09Speaker 4: He went to.
- 59:10Speaker 7: Pixar, Like if we were like, Dave, you no longer
- 59:14Speaker 7: work here, Like, wouldn't you be like what the fuck
- 59:16Speaker 7: are you talking about? I created the company?
- 59:18Speaker 4: Yeah? But then then yeah, and then Dave leaves and
- 59:20Speaker 4: like Barceol just starts, you know, treading wonder under someone's
- 59:25Speaker 4: leadership and then just bring him back and it just
- 59:28Speaker 4: explodes again.
- 59:31Speaker 1: So what did you do with Pixar?
- 59:33Speaker 4: So, Pixar, I think initially was like a software company
- 59:36Speaker 4: or something. But they had this one guy, Andy Lassiter,
- 59:38Speaker 4: I think his name was, who like just fooled around
- 59:41Speaker 4: with animation.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Coach mm hmm, Carl or Larry Nasser, Larry Nasser. There's
- 59:50Speaker 1: this guy that picks our Larry Nasser.
- 59:52Speaker 7: Penn State grad. We are ye go lines. He just
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: fooled around.
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: He was fooling around and he had like it made
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: a short film where toys were you know, story coming
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: to life a little bit. And then they partnered with
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: Disney because Pixar at that point was like failing with
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: their software jobs had launched another company called Next. They
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: were trying to make computers and compete with Apple. But
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: and then I think Pixar might have been the software
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: company that they were partnering with. I can't quite remember.
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- 1:02:54Speaker 4: You will appreciate you all use on. Then Jobs was
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: really pushing. He loved the animation that they were doing
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: and they were the leading edge of like computer animation,
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: and they were and Disney had not really since like
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: The Lion King made a good animated movie. So they
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: partnered with Disney as a distribution company and then they
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: launch They put out Toy Story and it like became
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: and then they did like it was like Toy Story,
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: A Bugs Life, Cars, Ratitudey, Finding, Nemo. They did ten
- 1:03:33Speaker 4: movies in a row that were just like gigantic blockbusters.
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: Bugs Life is a banger. Do you know the story
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: of that. No. So there was a guy at Disney
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: I think, who had been in on the conversations with
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: with them about making a story about like insects that
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: were anthropomorphic or whatever, and he decided to rush forward Ants.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: Do you remember Ants? Yeah, And they launched Ants six
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: weeks before A Bug's Life.
- 1:04:06Speaker 7: I remember them both coming out.
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: And it caused a huge, left, huge war. When did
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: a did Pixar do the B movie too?
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: No, No, they didn't.
- 1:04:16Speaker 4: So that's one of the greatest movies of all time.
- 1:04:18Speaker 4: It's a Seinfeld right, Yeah, I never saw it. Oh,
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: it's unbelievable.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: I never saw it either. I'm not supporting that pedophile
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: that you love. What what Yeah, that's what.
- 1:04:29Speaker 7: I fucking thought, bro, Bro, not even comparable.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: Your favorites are pedophiles.
- 1:04:35Speaker 7: Jerry Seinfeld is not a pedophile.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: A he what are you talking about? Seventeen is a minor.
- 1:04:40Speaker 7: But they were in a loving relationship.
- 1:04:41Speaker 4: There's there's a different term for this. I'm gonna find it.
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: Uh are you gonna do like.
- 1:04:48Speaker 7: The age there's like age groups for pedophilia.
- 1:04:50Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like there's a specification.
- 1:04:53Speaker 7: John Marco has a very funny bit about that.
- 1:04:56Speaker 4: If you like him, uh older.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: It's not that but it's really not that bad. That's
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: literally what Sas is saying right now. It's actually not
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: that bad.
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: No, I'm saying, Jerry Seinfeld was in a loving relationship
- 1:05:12Speaker 7: with a child, and Jerry Sandusky was forcefully bringing his
- 1:05:17Speaker 7: life into the into other children's lives, and.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: I'm disgusted by one. And Okay, you're supporting the other
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Jerry s Now, you are.
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: The Feebophelia primary sexual interest in mid to late adolescents,
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: generally ages fifteen to nineteen, all right, and then there's
- 1:05:36Speaker 4: before that is Hebophelia, which is around eleven to fourteen.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Hebophelia loves the.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: Jews, which makes me think that pedophilia is younger than eleven.
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: I think it is, or maybe it's all encompassing.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like you know a lot about it. Battally,
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: come on.
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: In, I know I know that only because of the
- 1:05:59Speaker 7: job mark bit and then he says he at the
- 1:06:02Speaker 7: end of the bit, he goes. And the only reason
- 1:06:04Speaker 7: that people don't know that is because the only people
- 1:06:06Speaker 7: that know that are pedophiles.
- 1:06:08Speaker 4: Who are who are always being like, I'm not I'm
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: not a pedophile. Yeah, I'm a Heapophelia. Oh yeah, foebophelia.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: Anyway, So Steve Jobs is or.
- 1:06:19Speaker 4: No, a foeba file would be the term, I guess
- 1:06:21Speaker 4: Steve Jobs. Yep.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: So so you were you were just at the story
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: of you were at the precipice of the story of ants.
- 1:06:28Speaker 4: Yeah, so ants came out and I went and saw
- 1:06:30Speaker 4: ants in theaters I remember, and it scared the shit
- 1:06:33Speaker 4: out of me.
- 1:06:34Speaker 7: That movie was kind of like weird.
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: It was dark. Yeah, it was war yeah, just full
- 1:06:39Speaker 4: blown war. Yeah, and like marching ants and you know,
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: and it did okay at the box office. And then
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: six weeks later, Bugs Life came out and was the
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: graphically was so much better and they talk about things like,
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: you know, seeing the bugs perspective in the grass and
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: like the light glinting off the blades of grass and
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: the dew was so revolutionary. And the story was just
- 1:07:01Speaker 4: so much better. You know, all these myriad species of
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: insect bonding together to fight off the grasshoppers. It's far
- 1:07:09Speaker 4: less sinister than the ants.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: Who are the grasshoppers supposed to be? The Japanese?
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: That's good, That is a good comp When did it
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: come out?
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: What ants?
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: Bugs Life and ants? Yeah? Probably like two thousand Koreans.
- 1:07:27Speaker 7: Oh look, it's probably the Koreans.
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Who is the worst? The worst people? D jour at
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: that time? Probably like the egypt Arabs.
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: Nineteen ninety eight is when a Bugs Life came out?
- 1:07:40Speaker 7: So who were the grasshoppers?
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: Who did we hate in nineteen ninety eight?
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: I think there probably like the Yugo Slavs or something.
- 1:07:49Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, ethnic serbs, yeah, herbs.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Yeah, these fucking Serbian grass melosaches just mowing down the
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: fucking Serbian grass.
- 1:08:00Speaker 7: You gotta go watch the B movies night. Okay, it's
- 1:08:02Speaker 7: a banger.
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: I've been watching some great movies. I saw Anora. I've
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: heard that really good. I fucking loved it.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: That's what you were jerking off to while.
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: You had the no, she's not my type.
- 1:08:12Speaker 7: I've heard there's a ton of nudity in it.
- 1:08:14Speaker 4: Sure is.
- 1:08:14Speaker 7: It's a full frontal.
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: Did you like it? You didn't like it.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: I thought it was good, not great.
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was so honest. You said it
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: was great, good, not great.
- 1:08:22Speaker 7: You were like, I saw Nora last night.
- 1:08:24Speaker 4: You're talking about me. No, he said it.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: I said, I lit the Anora last last last night
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: of Monica.
- 1:08:35Speaker 7: The B movie is such a good movie.
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: And it's so talking about the movie so like shot
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: up about the being different.
- 1:08:43Speaker 7: Like it's literally about a bee who has a relationship
- 1:08:46Speaker 7: with a with a real woman and her boyfriend is.
- 1:08:49Speaker 4: Like hates the bee.
- 1:08:50Speaker 7: It's so funny, dude, he put a stinger in he
- 1:08:53Speaker 7: the boyfriend tries to kill the bee because the bee
- 1:08:56Speaker 7: is like fucking his girlfriend.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: And isn't there a second one where they have a
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: daughter named sky b.
- 1:09:06Speaker 7: It's such like a bizarrely funny movie. And they live
- 1:09:10Speaker 7: in the hive and like the beginning is Jerry Seinfeld
- 1:09:13Speaker 7: and he's like a young bee who's graduating. They only
- 1:09:15Speaker 7: go to school for like one day.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: He falls in love with a seventeen year old pretty much.
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: Yeah, but he's like his parents are like, how's your
- 1:09:21Speaker 7: report card? And he goes perfect report card.
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: All bees.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: That's a good line.
- 1:09:28Speaker 4: You've seen this movie enough times to quote it.
- 1:09:31Speaker 7: Oh, it's so good, dude. I'd put the B movie
- 1:09:34Speaker 7: up there with Cloudie with the Chance of Meatballs the
- 1:09:38Speaker 7: best animated movies. The B movie Cloudie with the Chance
- 1:09:42Speaker 7: of Meatballs is so good. Big Hero six banger.
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: I didn't mind Big Hero six.
- 1:09:49Speaker 7: You didn't mind it? What was the one about like
- 1:09:51Speaker 7: a girl in the phenomenal inside out?
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: No?
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: No, no, there's like another one where there's like a
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: panda or something like that.
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: Oh, Kung Panda.
- 1:10:02Speaker 7: It's amazing, Yeah, Ratituey's unbelievable.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: I just rewatched that. That as a banger. But it's
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: kind of like b movie just ripped off Ratituey.
- 1:10:12Speaker 7: In what way?
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: Like the relationship with the animal and the human.
- 1:10:20Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess, but I don't think that's a rip
- 1:10:22Speaker 7: off at all. That's been done a lot of different times.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: And like what.
- 1:10:27Speaker 4: Bugs Life?
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: There's no relationship with the human in that.
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: I don't even know if the human are there humans
- 1:10:32Speaker 4: in Bugs Life? I don't remember. I don't think.
- 1:10:33Speaker 7: So there's got to be another one the relationship, Yeah,
- 1:10:40Speaker 7: not really, Ted, Yeah, Ted, Yeah, you're wearing Nike elites.
- 1:10:47Speaker 4: I think they're blazers. No, I meant the socks. These
- 1:10:51Speaker 4: are smart woe? Oh yeah?
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: Is that he was wearing culture leads smart the dark
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: one of those.
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: I love being nice, not bad.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: Being sucks.
- 1:11:03Speaker 7: Oh yeah, nice, not smart though, he's a being normol.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: What's your What other movies have you seen? Did you
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: see d D?
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: I watched No, but I want to. I watched What's It?
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: Did you watch That of a Woman? No? I watched
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: Juror Number two last night?
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: Is that new?
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: Yeah? It's a Clint Eastwood movie. Great saying, great plot.
- 1:11:24Speaker 7: It's insane that you would watch jur two numberre you've watched.
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: Scent of a woman. You don't get to choose the
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: order of my movies.
- 1:11:32Speaker 7: If you give me a recommendation, I assume you're gonna
- 1:11:34Speaker 7: watch the recommendation.
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: It's just an order of how I feel at that time.
- 1:11:40Speaker 4: I disagree.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: I saw a new Western movie that came out.
- 1:11:43Speaker 4: I've heard about this, dude.
- 1:11:45Speaker 7: Have you seen that trailer for the a twenty four
- 1:11:47Speaker 7: Navy Seal movie that's coming out? And they're directed by
- 1:11:50Speaker 7: a Navy seal.
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: That sounds cool. It looks fucking insane. I like that.
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: It wasn't that. Yeah, Horizon and American Saga. Then I
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: watched it.
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: He saw it.
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not bad.
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: It was interesting. It was like a medley. It was
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: like almost like Crash, where it's just a bunch of stories,
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: but they didn't even really weave together. And then at
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: the end of the movie, they just motored through like
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: they told a bunch of stories eighty percent, and then
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: they finished it with a montage, almost like they ran
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: out of money.
- 1:12:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: I feel like I've seen a couple movies like that.
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: Jury Number two is pretty good. Yeah, what's it about? Uh?
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: Nicholas Holt, who is selected for jury duty on a
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: case where a guy is accused of murder murdering his girlfriend,
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: but as the they learned the facts of the case,
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: Nicholas Holt realizes that he was at the actual same
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: spot the night that the alleged murder happened, and he
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: was driving down the road in the dark, in the rain,
- 1:12:55Speaker 4: and he thought he hit a deer, but he actually
- 1:12:59Speaker 4: hit the woman. Did boilers. This is in the trail.
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: This is in the trailer. Didn't know that he hit
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: the woman. He kills her, or thinks he kills her,
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: and then doesn't know how he should go about it.
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: I guess adjudicate the case as a journal and it's
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: about him trying.
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: To Oh, he's the one who did it.
- 1:13:20Speaker 4: Oh he's the one that Yeah, it's highly implied through
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: the trailer, like yeah.
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: So I would just be like, she's guilty.
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy, the guy, Yeah, that's amazing.
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Open case?
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: Short movie. Yeah, his motherfucker needs to burn.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: But he's a he's a look at his face, look
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: at his face.
- 1:13:43Speaker 4: He's a conscionable young man. He's not just uh, but
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: it's complicated because his wife is in her third trimester
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: of pregnancy and he knows that if he fesses up
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: to the crime. There's all kinds of weird actors in it,
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: like fucking Key for Sutherland has like four lines in it,
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: and then JK. Simmons is also in it for a
- 1:14:06Speaker 4: cup of coffee. I love JK. Simmons.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: Dude's the goat just from Whiplash.
- 1:14:13Speaker 7: He's doing a lot of good stuff.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: I just don't like his positions on trans people. Are
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: they I'm thinking of JK. Rowling little HP joke.
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: I was thinking of JK.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: Dobbins, little ts HP joke. You locked in them on ball.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: I can't believe that fucking Penn States in the final
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: four and nobody like you guys should be celebrating this.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: For me, why would we be celebrating because we could
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: all celebrate together.
- 1:14:39Speaker 7: Or Harvard men, we don't give a fuck about the
- 1:14:41Speaker 7: final four men, harv Yeah.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Sorry, that's right. You don't say Harvard men, you uncultured swine.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: That's how I know you'll never be a man of Harvard.
- 1:14:52Speaker 7: I want the Bengals to make the playoffs so bad.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: So they play the brown or they play.
- 1:14:57Speaker 7: They play the Steelers, and they need the Jets to
- 1:14:59Speaker 7: beat the Dolphins, which I think they will and they need,
- 1:15:02Speaker 7: but they need the chiefs to be for us to
- 1:15:05Speaker 7: talk about it because it's gonna be over by now.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Fuck.
- 1:15:09Speaker 4: Do you think there's truth that if the Bengals somehow
- 1:15:12Speaker 4: do make the playoffs, that they're gonna give Joe Burrow
- 1:15:14Speaker 4: the MVP. I think they should.
- 1:15:15Speaker 7: I think, I mean, I think he should be the
- 1:15:17Speaker 7: MVP regardless, but they're not. He's not gonna get it.
- 1:15:20Speaker 7: It's probably gonna be Josh Allen, and it probably should
- 1:15:23Speaker 7: be Lamar.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: I think they give him it to Joe Burrow if
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: he makes it, just because he's so fucking handsome.
- 1:15:29Speaker 7: Because he's so I mean, dude, he's the best. I
- 1:15:32Speaker 7: love Joe Burrow and I used to hate him.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: Do you love Timothy shallow May too.
- 1:15:37Speaker 7: Dude, Timothy Shallome, I like, but I'm like starting to
- 1:15:40Speaker 7: wonder what. No, I still haven't seen it. What Yeah,
- 1:15:44Speaker 7: I'm starting I just haven't had time been working, I haven't.
- 1:15:50Speaker 7: I've been playing video games a lot. But I I'm
- 1:15:55Speaker 7: starting to wonder if Timothy Shallowmey just has like a
- 1:15:57Speaker 7: super good pr person.
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: I think he is a huge penis.
- 1:16:00Speaker 7: Oh that obviously but like, like what would make why
- 1:16:03Speaker 7: would out of nowhere?
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: Like like I because like.
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: The movie's coming out.
- 1:16:08Speaker 7: Yeah, so obviously I know he's doing PR. But I mean,
- 1:16:10Speaker 7: like I'm I mean, like, how long is Timothy Shallomy
- 1:16:14Speaker 7: been around well like eight years now, But.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: He's not doing PR years He's not. It's not like
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: public relations where he's trying to rehab his image. He's
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: doing press for the movie.
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: I think he is trying to rehab his image.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Nobody pressed from.
- 1:16:25Speaker 7: The dude Timothy Shallo May has for his entire career.
- 1:16:28Speaker 7: He has had like a choke hold on every single
- 1:16:30Speaker 7: girl in the world, Like girls are obsessed with Timothy Shure.
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: But why do you say he's trying to rehab.
- 1:16:35Speaker 7: His career Because I think they think, like I have
- 1:16:38Speaker 7: a theory. I mean it's not that crazy, but I
- 1:16:41Speaker 7: think someone was probably like you have every girl that
- 1:16:46Speaker 7: is going to movies wants to go see you in
- 1:16:48Speaker 7: a movie. If you somehow can get all of a
- 1:16:51Speaker 7: sudden get a massive male fan base, like you are
- 1:16:54Speaker 7: going to be like Leonardo Kappo.
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:16:55Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't use the word rehab
- 1:16:57Speaker 4: for that. I would say he's.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: You're saying, there's no re I mean, dude, like, I
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: never I've never disliked Timothy Shalaman.
- 1:17:05Speaker 7: I've always thought he was a great actor, but I've
- 1:17:06Speaker 7: never been like a big I've never been like, oh,
- 1:17:08Speaker 7: I gotta go see that movie.
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: I love Timothy Shallome.
- 1:17:11Speaker 7: And now all of a sudden he's doing like fucking Pat
- 1:17:13Speaker 7: McAfee and THEO Vaughn's Show and war Like, he's doing
- 1:17:18Speaker 7: all these shows where like he comes off it's like
- 1:17:20Speaker 7: he's like, this guy's the fucking man, Which like if
- 1:17:22Speaker 7: that's what he's really, like, props to him. He fucking rules,
- 1:17:25Speaker 7: But like it's kind of like out of.
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: Nowhere, But I think that is what he's really like.
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: You think So I saw a TikTok from somebody that
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: went to high school with him that was like, this
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: has been this is exactly who he is. He's like, yeah,
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: it was for a girl that went to high school
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: with him.
- 1:17:39Speaker 7: He rules, he might think he might, but I feel
- 1:17:42Speaker 7: like it's a little out of nowhere, Like all of
- 1:17:44Speaker 7: a sudden, he's like, well.
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: You just needed to get your weight up and not
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: your hate up.
- 1:17:48Speaker 4: I think is what I'm not hating at all.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: No, you had, but you had been hating.
- 1:17:51Speaker 4: No, I said, I said, you said he needed to
- 1:17:54Speaker 4: rehab his image because he's been choking women.
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: He said he had a vial of woman's blood.
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: Around, he's had a choke hold on every woman in
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: the world, that he would go to.
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: The steakhouse and cannibalize women. Because okay, so like then
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: you go to the butcher and say dealer's choice for
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: women's parts.
- 1:18:11Speaker 7: Like Timothy, Like, I've seen a lot of Timothy Shalloman
- 1:18:13Speaker 7: movies that I really like that I think I'm really trapping.
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: All the callbacks in the one.
- 1:18:21Speaker 7: There's there's a lot of really good Timothy Shallaman movies.
- 1:18:23Speaker 7: I've never had anything against him, and I've always thought
- 1:18:25Speaker 7: he was a good actor, but like he's never been
- 1:18:27Speaker 7: an actor that like men have been. Like like if
- 1:18:30Speaker 7: like Leonardo DiCaprio is in a new movie that like
- 1:18:32Speaker 7: Quentin Tarantino directed, I'm gonna be like, oh, I gotta
- 1:18:35Speaker 7: go see that in theaters, but like once upon a
- 1:18:37Speaker 7: time DiCaprio was my friends went and saw that movie.
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: He can't be like this manly actor until you're like man, yeah, Like,
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: he can't be like you can't get a cop roll.
- 1:18:47Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I think there are some young men
- 1:18:50Speaker 4: who have established themselves as manly actors, like Teller. I
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: wasn't even gonna say him because he b Jordan. Yeah
- 1:18:59Speaker 4: that's better Jordan.
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: Who else?
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: But yeah, but he's kind of a dreamboat guy too.
- 1:19:08Speaker 4: He's like Elvis what.
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: He could never he could never do what is doing
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: right now would.
- 1:19:16Speaker 7: Be, yeah, he's not going to Pat McAfee.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: With tactic.
- 1:19:22Speaker 7: But like, dude, like that was that not?
- 1:19:24Speaker 4: Like?
- 1:19:24Speaker 7: Did that not seem bizarre that they did the picks
- 1:19:26Speaker 7: for Timothy Sallo was the only one that got it
- 1:19:30Speaker 7: right on college game day. He was the only one
- 1:19:34Speaker 7: who got what they all do, like their pick who
- 1:19:36Speaker 7: they think is gonna win. I don't even remember what
- 1:19:38Speaker 7: the game was. And everyone voted one team and Timothy
- 1:19:41Speaker 7: child May was the only one that voted the other team,
- 1:19:44Speaker 7: and that was the team that won. Mm And then
- 1:19:47Speaker 7: everyone was like, holy fuck, dude, team I want to
- 1:19:49Speaker 7: hang out with Timothy Shall.
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally what you do every week with your parlay.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: You're like, I have too many girlfriends. I'm gonna start
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: talking ball just to try and diverse. You're one hundred
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: doing that, You're like, let's talk about the parlay. You're
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: like reading how to you had the French pronunciation of
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: it up the first time.
- 1:20:07Speaker 7: Dude, you literally went to a college that embraces pedophiles
- 1:20:12Speaker 7: and you're smoking two different weed pens at the.
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: Same time, called fucking cocktail.
- 1:20:16Speaker 7: We're actually worried about you, and this is why we're
- 1:20:18Speaker 7: recording on Friday.
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: Well then why don't you help me?
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:20:21Speaker 7: No, we're gonna send you.
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: Is a call for help.
- 1:20:23Speaker 4: SAS is going to start calling our recording sessions salons
- 1:20:26Speaker 4: instead of reding is we're doing.
- 1:20:32Speaker 7: I lost the Fantasy Championship doom, Brandon Wow.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: Texting being I was like, Brandon, take his ass down
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: were he was like calling me up? He was like
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: should I?
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: He was asking for tips?
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: Yeah, no, fucking He was like pretty or pretty your stafford.
- 1:20:50Speaker 7: He was going he texted me perty your stafford and
- 1:20:52Speaker 7: I said, what the fuck are you texting me for?
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: Well, he was calling me up for tips, and then
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: afterwards he was like, we got We got the son
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: of a bitch. It took a while. We were rooting
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: on your downfall so fucking hard. As I rinsed you
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: by three points. If I made it, I would have
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: won by twenty.
- 1:21:09Speaker 7: Embarrassing performance by round because Jalen Hurst and you were
- 1:21:15Speaker 7: popping champagne like Business Insider had just gone under.
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: You couldn't have been having more fun. I told you,
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: I don't root for injury. He's not who I am. Yeah,
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: you pray for them, you don't, dude. I Uh.
- 1:21:28Speaker 4: When I lost, it was tough because I lost from.
- 1:21:30Speaker 7: Jamior Gibbs, who I now have his jersey, and you know,
- 1:21:34Speaker 7: I didn't want to root against Jamier Gibbs, and I
- 1:21:36Speaker 7: definitely would never root for injury against Jamier Gibbs because
- 1:21:39Speaker 7: I hope the Lions win the Super Bowl. But the
- 1:21:43Speaker 7: the real, the real one was so it was there
- 1:21:46Speaker 7: was Saturday games and Sunday games. Saturday because it was
- 1:21:51Speaker 7: Christmas week too, so like a lot of teams have
- 1:21:52Speaker 7: played already, So Saturday, going into the eight pm game,
- 1:21:56Speaker 7: it was Commanders versus the Falcons, I had one player
- 1:22:00Speaker 7: left to play and uh, Brandon had two players left
- 1:22:04Speaker 7: to play. I had Terry McLaurin and he had Jon
- 1:22:09Speaker 7: Robinson and jamieer Gibbs. And I was up by forty points.
- 1:22:14Speaker 7: So I was like all right. If I can stay
- 1:22:17Speaker 7: on the same pace or around the same pace as
- 1:22:20Speaker 7: Jon Robinson like Terry McLaurin, and I can be up
- 1:22:23Speaker 7: by at least thirty by the time that we're going
- 1:22:26Speaker 7: into Jamior Gibbs playing, this is an easy win. Terry
- 1:22:29Speaker 7: McLaurin puts up one point five points and Jon Robinson
- 1:22:34Speaker 7: puts up what twenty eight?
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: Yep, it's never easy in fantasy, bro. That's when you lost,
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: when you start thinking you were about to have an
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: easy win.
- 1:22:40Speaker 7: Dude, I literally like I almost cried. I genuinely was like,
- 1:22:46Speaker 7: I've never I don't think I've been that upset in
- 1:22:47Speaker 7: a really long time.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: I think that my third favorite sport behind like football
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: and basketball, is like my own fantasy football team. Oh yeah,
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: Like I root for it so hard.
- 1:22:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a lot of fun. Yeah you were
- 1:22:59Speaker 4: this year my first time.
- 1:23:01Speaker 7: Were you bombed? Are you bombed that you're going to
- 1:23:02Speaker 7: be out of the league next year?
- 1:23:03Speaker 4: I understand why it's happened.
- 1:23:05Speaker 7: But I would give you a second chance.
- 1:23:08Speaker 4: I need to know how to do it, but it's
- 1:23:10Speaker 4: so easy to do. Nobody told me. The only advice
- 1:23:12Speaker 4: I ever got the entire time was from him.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: What if you get me, Like, listen.
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: Your guys hurt. You need to trade him. This is
- 1:23:20Speaker 4: how you do it. Press these buttons in this order.
- 1:23:22Speaker 7: But you're not retarded, so you should be able to
- 1:23:23Speaker 7: figure that out on your own.
- 1:23:25Speaker 4: By the time that my whole like, you know, team
- 1:23:29Speaker 4: got I don't know where to go your.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: Christo McCaffrey first, overall, yeah, you got fun.
- 1:23:36Speaker 4: I picked Tyreek first.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: But then I'm saying, so I hit him up first week,
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: and I was like to pick up Jordan Mason, Like
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: Jordan Mason, Like McCaffrey is going to be out.
- 1:23:43Speaker 4: Just take Jordan Mason. Now, I didn't even know. I
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: didn't even know how to trade or find new players.
- 1:23:48Speaker 7: But none of us didn't. I never used sleeper before.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: But I think that you should. This is a good
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: potential solution. You having a co manager next year.
- 1:23:57Speaker 7: Now, as Commissioner Ian Banning already.
- 1:24:00Speaker 4: I could just I could easily just watch a YouTube
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: video and figure this out. I just like, by the
- 1:24:06Speaker 4: time that I'll give you one month to the team
- 1:24:08Speaker 4: was completely injured, you know.
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: But everyone's was like, I go back to my first
- 1:24:13Speaker 7: week those players.
- 1:24:15Speaker 4: Then I go where I go into the pool of
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: NFL players I've never even heard of.
- 1:24:20Speaker 7: Dude, I didn't know who Shubb A. Hubbard was until
- 1:24:22Speaker 7: fucking week ten.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: The fact that you didn't know, just the fact that
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: you didn't watch them in college.
- 1:24:29Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't watch college football. I've been We've been
- 1:24:30Speaker 7: over that a thousand times.
- 1:24:31Speaker 4: Is this what always happens in fantasy though? Is that
- 1:24:33Speaker 4: by the end of the season, you're you're picking up
- 1:24:35Speaker 4: players that you've never even heard of. Yes.
- 1:24:37Speaker 7: Always, you know who Juan Jennings was before this season.
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: Joe Wan Jennings, Joean Jennings, that from Tennessee, the one
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: who went to Tennessee.
- 1:24:50Speaker 4: No, you we know at this point that SAS likes
- 1:24:52Speaker 4: to give them their native pronunciation on what it's.
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: J A j u A N Now one is it. Yeah,
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: there's Josh Joshuan and Jouan j w A n Jennings.
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: M Dude, there's literally like.
- 1:25:13Speaker 7: It literally has a it has like a thing that
- 1:25:16Speaker 7: says available players and then you can sort them by
- 1:25:18Speaker 7: the best available players.
- 1:25:20Speaker 4: Right, I guess I got I got very confused. I
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: didn't understand a lot. I mean I didn't understand it.
- 1:25:29Speaker 7: Well, it's up to you. You don't have to do it,
- 1:25:30Speaker 7: no pressure. We'd love to have you back. I'd love
- 1:25:32Speaker 7: to have you back if you do it. If you
- 1:25:35Speaker 7: don't do it, you will be blacklisted forever forever.
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: You're saying, I have one more chance.
- 1:25:39Speaker 7: You get one more chance, but you have to commit.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: Well, you were beating it takes I was.
- 1:25:42Speaker 4: In first place for the first four weeks of the season.
- 1:25:44Speaker 7: It takes three minutes.
- 1:25:45Speaker 4: I was in the first place for a while, I
- 1:25:47Speaker 4: was winning, and then you lost. You literally lost the league.
- 1:25:51Speaker 7: Well, because in any order you have to the red
- 1:25:53Speaker 7: of the season, like you'd have to go sleep in
- 1:25:56Speaker 7: the port authority for four hours, right, And if I
- 1:25:58Speaker 7: had known.
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: You'd have to eat like a stack of pancakes drink
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: forty five beers.
- 1:26:03Speaker 4: If those have been the we just determined the punishments
- 1:26:08Speaker 4: and the prize for the winner before the season, I
- 1:26:11Speaker 4: would have that would have been information that I would have.
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: The easiest easiest thing to do is to go into
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: the people who are available, click on who is projected
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: to have the most points that we get that position,
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: and just pick that person.
- 1:26:24Speaker 7: Thanks, okay, thanks Pete, What Repete?
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 1:26:28Speaker 4: I just said that word for word.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: No one listens to you.
- 1:26:30Speaker 4: I just said that word for word. When did you
- 1:26:33Speaker 4: say that?
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: Yeah, no one listens to you. Dude.
- 1:26:36Speaker 7: Look, there's going to be higher stakes next year, and honestly, yeah,
- 1:26:41Speaker 7: there's gonna be a lot of higher stakes. There's going
- 1:26:43Speaker 7: to be a buy in. I think we're going to
- 1:26:45Speaker 7: stay with with ten man leagues ten man teams. I
- 1:26:48Speaker 7: don't know if we'll add two more people.
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: Adding two more people could be nice. Chay is always
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: a value.
- 1:26:53Speaker 7: Chay is always valuable, but he didn't want to do
- 1:26:55Speaker 7: it this year because he was already too many elite.
- 1:26:57Speaker 1: We need to coerce him or a keeper league would
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: also be interesting.
- 1:27:00Speaker 4: I raised in a Dynasty league. Yeah, I think we
- 1:27:04Speaker 4: raised the steaks out to the water and reverse sear
- 1:27:08Speaker 4: them for a nice caramelized crust. You use the hook
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: high heat, Yeah, high heat.
- 1:27:14Speaker 7: I was playing video games with Mouke and my buddy
- 1:27:17Speaker 7: Matt when Perry McLaurin was playing and do I had
- 1:27:22Speaker 7: to get off the video games.
- 1:27:24Speaker 4: I like, couldn't breathe can I ask a question to
- 1:27:29Speaker 4: our listenership.
- 1:27:29Speaker 7: I was like, I literally felt like someone just stabbed
- 1:27:32Speaker 7: me in the chest.
- 1:27:33Speaker 4: I have a question for our listenership. I don't. This
- 1:27:37Speaker 4: is how I get answers now. Some people use chat,
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: GPT or AI. I just ask our listenership. Cleaning my grill? Okay,
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: have you.
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: Ever used an onion? Oh, you're talking about your inside grill?
- 1:27:52Speaker 4: No, No, I'm talking about my outside. Yeah, because I
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: finished my sou bed steaks on the grill. But there
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: was I think a lot of you know, stuff in
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: the grill from the last time I used it, even
- 1:28:03Speaker 4: though I scrape it, so there was a bit of
- 1:28:06Speaker 4: a lot of flame happening. What's the best way to
- 1:28:11Speaker 4: do that? Some people have told me you just crank
- 1:28:14Speaker 4: it all the way to the highest heat possible, turn
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: everything in there to ash, and then sort of But
- 1:28:20Speaker 4: that sounds dangerous to me and could cause a grill fire.
- 1:28:24Speaker 7: Well, I think it's dangerous, but if you're watching it,
- 1:28:25Speaker 7: it's probably not that dangerous.
- 1:28:27Speaker 4: Well, I want I want distance. If I'm gonna crank
- 1:28:30Speaker 4: my grill all the way up to turn it into
- 1:28:32Speaker 4: a fuckingtorium, cause a grill fire, then just put it
- 1:28:37Speaker 4: out with a fire extinguisher.
- 1:28:39Speaker 7: Or some baking powder, some baking Those.
- 1:28:41Speaker 4: Flames are not going down with some baking soda. Also,
- 1:28:44Speaker 4: then what I've now put baking soda in my grill? Yeah?
- 1:28:47Speaker 7: Clean it the end.
- 1:28:48Speaker 4: Do I need to get into the all the way
- 1:28:51Speaker 4: into the weeds with something?
- 1:28:53Speaker 1: I mean, it's sand right here. You could clean it
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: with an onion.
- 1:28:56Speaker 4: But I have I don't. That's just for the grill rate.
- 1:29:00Speaker 4: It looks like I have I have about fake rocks
- 1:29:04Speaker 4: that you know, I have a nice wolf grill, and
- 1:29:08Speaker 4: is the fake charcoal whatever the you know, pentagons or something.
- 1:29:13Speaker 4: And there's stuff in between. I've only used to it
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: like four times and already there's just tons of stuff
- 1:29:19Speaker 4: catching fire. Send it back? What do I do?
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: There has to be a you know you do you
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: send it back the bottom?
- 1:29:25Speaker 4: Yes, I've done that. I've gotten all that out.
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: It's just stuff that's in between there.
- 1:29:29Speaker 7: I got a good one for you guys, A good uh,
- 1:29:32Speaker 7: A good financial question.
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: Great. By the way, a lot of people reached out
- 1:29:37Speaker 4: to me about the fact that your business manager is
- 1:29:39Speaker 4: paying your rent and everyone universally agrees you are losing
- 1:29:43Speaker 4: money and you haven't realized it yet.
- 1:29:44Speaker 7: Okay, I don't really care about that, but great, this
- 1:29:47Speaker 7: is another real financial situation. So my PlayStation five less
- 1:29:52Speaker 7: than six months old. The hdmipoor on the back has broke.
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: You know where I got the answer for you You break?
- 1:30:00Speaker 4: I fixed?
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: You break?
- 1:30:01Speaker 7: I fixed, Okay, but that's where this comes into play.
- 1:30:05Speaker 7: So it's still usable, like it's still it's just it's
- 1:30:09Speaker 7: super finicky, like I have to fuck with it for
- 1:30:11Speaker 7: like twenty minutes before. Like right now, it's plugged in,
- 1:30:15Speaker 7: so it's good to go. But I brought my PlayStation home.
- 1:30:18Speaker 7: Oh and then it took me like thirty minutes to
- 1:30:20Speaker 7: get it going. And then I brought it back to
- 1:30:22Speaker 7: New York and it took me another thirty minutes.
- 1:30:24Speaker 4: Got to be so frustrating. It is, it is.
- 1:30:26Speaker 7: And then I was playing like the other day with
- 1:30:28Speaker 7: Muke and it disconnected and then I just had to
- 1:30:30Speaker 7: get off because it wouldn't fix. So I was looking
- 1:30:32Speaker 7: at getting it repaired. And there's a bunch of places,
- 1:30:37Speaker 7: but you Break I Fixed is the most popular one,
- 1:30:39Speaker 7: and they have great reviews.
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: It's a brand that you can trust.
- 1:30:41Speaker 7: It's a brand that you can trust with your brands
- 1:30:43Speaker 7: that you already no longer trust.
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: You lost it.
- 1:30:45Speaker 7: Yeah, and so I called so I s had an
- 1:30:51Speaker 7: appointment for you break I fixed.
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: Take to the former Penn State guy that's working there. Yeah,
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
- 1:30:56Speaker 7: I was going to bring it in, but then I
- 1:30:57Speaker 7: was like, why don't I just call? Like why am
- 1:30:59Speaker 7: I bringing? Why am I going to bring carry my
- 1:31:01Speaker 7: PlayStation across the city?
- 1:31:03Speaker 4: Do it?
- 1:31:04Speaker 7: When I could just call and be like, Hey, what's
- 1:31:05Speaker 7: this going to cost? Get all the information?
- 1:31:07Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:31:07Speaker 7: So I call, I say HDMI port, They say, no problem,
- 1:31:11Speaker 7: we see this all the time. And then they say
- 1:31:13Speaker 7: it's gonna cost two hundred twenty five dollars to get
- 1:31:16Speaker 7: it repaired and there's going to be a over a
- 1:31:19Speaker 7: week turnaround PlayStation. Right now, I could probably get a
- 1:31:22Speaker 7: PlayStation five new for four hundred would you a turn
- 1:31:28Speaker 7: it in, get it repaired for two hundred and twenty
- 1:31:31Speaker 7: five dollars and not be able to play PlayStation for
- 1:31:33Speaker 7: a full week?
- 1:31:34Speaker 4: I think you did you counter? Did you see like? Uh?
- 1:31:37Speaker 4: Did you say something like I was hoping to get
- 1:31:39Speaker 4: this done for like one hundred and fifty bucks. I'll
- 1:31:41Speaker 4: happily pick cash and see if they accept that. The
- 1:31:45Speaker 4: type of place I could see them being like, you
- 1:31:47Speaker 4: can actually haggle on price.
- 1:31:50Speaker 1: There has to be a place where you can haggle.
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: Even if it's not the good venerable people that you
- 1:31:54Speaker 1: break I fixed, it's New York City. There has to
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: be someone that can do this shit today.
- 1:31:58Speaker 4: I would look at it, but the problem rabbit, I
- 1:32:00Speaker 4: would look at task rabbit. I would also put the
- 1:32:03Speaker 4: call out here anyone in the Tri state area that
- 1:32:06Speaker 4: specializes in readjusting HDMI ports on PlayStation fives. Well, I
- 1:32:10Speaker 4: was gonna do it myself, and then I looked it
- 1:32:12Speaker 4: up and it was like, no, it's too complicated.
- 1:32:15Speaker 7: You got to open up the PlayStation and you have
- 1:32:17Speaker 7: to have like a what is it called salt soldering soldering,
- 1:32:20Speaker 7: soldering soldering. You have to have a soldering sodomise. You
- 1:32:23Speaker 7: have to you have to have a hot iron.
- 1:32:26Speaker 4: You have that on your stove. That's how you cook
- 1:32:30Speaker 4: your stakes.
- 1:32:31Speaker 7: I don't know if that would have worked well with
- 1:32:32Speaker 7: the PlayStation five. I'm just I'm just hovering the open
- 1:32:35Speaker 7: PlayStation five or my electric stove, and I see her too,
- 1:32:40Speaker 7: melting the new HDMI court, And so what do you
- 1:32:45Speaker 7: think I should do? You think I should just get
- 1:32:46Speaker 7: a new PlayStation five?
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: All around put out the.
- 1:32:48Speaker 7: Call genuinely, No, genuinely I'm not fucking.
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: With you, dude. Every fucking problem I've had in my
- 1:32:52Speaker 4: life I mentioned on the podcast and some amazing person
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: out there reaches out and we figure it out to get.
- 1:32:59Speaker 7: But if it was you, let me ask you another say,
- 1:33:01Speaker 7: what's something that you use every day that.
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: You really enjoy that you like? My suvvied vid?
- 1:33:06Speaker 7: Say you're how much is the suvide?
- 1:33:08Speaker 4: I don't know? D F bucks? It's not that much.
- 1:33:11Speaker 4: One hundred and twenty bucks.
- 1:33:12Speaker 7: Say it was four hundred bucks, okay, and it broke
- 1:33:16Speaker 7: but he was still usable, but it kind of broke.
- 1:33:18Speaker 7: And then someone say they could fix it for three hundred.
- 1:33:20Speaker 7: You wouldn't be able to use it for a week.
- 1:33:22Speaker 7: You're getting it fixed for three hundred. Are you just
- 1:33:23Speaker 7: gonna say I'm just gonna spend the extra hundred and
- 1:33:25Speaker 7: get into it.
- 1:33:25Speaker 4: You're trying to justify buying a new PlayStation five? How
- 1:33:28Speaker 4: long ago you buy it? Six months ago? Is it
- 1:33:30Speaker 4: not under warranty?
- 1:33:31Speaker 7: No? Really it is, but it's not. That doesn't cover
- 1:33:35Speaker 7: it because they look at.
- 1:33:36Speaker 4: The I it sounds like a hardware issue.
- 1:33:38Speaker 7: It is a hardware issue, but it's an accidental hardware break.
- 1:33:41Speaker 7: Can you play it right now, like it's my fault.
- 1:33:43Speaker 4: Apparently you've reached out to Sony about this.
- 1:33:45Speaker 7: Noah, I was on the reddit and then everyone was
- 1:33:47Speaker 7: like it every because the hdmi port is like the
- 1:33:49Speaker 7: number one thing that breaks on a PlayStation. This would
- 1:33:51Speaker 7: be my people are saying that it doesn't get covered.
- 1:33:53Speaker 4: Course of action would be to actually hit up Sony
- 1:33:56Speaker 4: or whatever and say like, hey, this happened, it's not working.
- 1:34:00Speaker 4: Lie about why, yeah, and then see if they'll send
- 1:34:04Speaker 4: you a new one or a furbished one or whatever.
- 1:34:06Speaker 4: The problem is.
- 1:34:07Speaker 7: It's not like it's like a interior problem. It's literally
- 1:34:11Speaker 7: like you can see like the hd like the actual thing,
- 1:34:14Speaker 7: like the the you know how when you put it
- 1:34:16Speaker 7: in it goes in like that like a vagina. Yes,
- 1:34:19Speaker 7: it's like cracked, like it's clearly I pulled out the
- 1:34:22Speaker 7: cord too aggressively or something.
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: Well, you shouldn't have just said that right now, because
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: now you've just waived any of your plausible deniability.
- 1:34:31Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, I'm not a liar.
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: Well, they're gonna listen.
- 1:34:34Speaker 4: I don't lie.
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: This is gonna be in this someone's listening to this
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: in court right now.
- 1:34:40Speaker 7: I think I'm just gonna ride it out until until
- 1:34:42Speaker 7: she doesn't work anymore.
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: That's my question. Can it play right now?
- 1:34:46Speaker 7: Or I will I will ask about the warranty thing
- 1:34:48Speaker 7: for Sony?
- 1:34:49Speaker 1: Can it play right now?
- 1:34:50Speaker 7: It can play right now? And oh it will play today.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: So then she's gonna keep paying. Just keep playing her.
- 1:34:55Speaker 7: She's gonna be working.
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: Just keep playing her. What are you talking about? Just
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: wait until breaks and then get a new one whatever
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: that is.
- 1:35:02Speaker 7: Oh man, I cannot wait for the sash tonight.
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: I know, I'm excited for you going out of.
- 1:35:06Speaker 7: Spain tomorrow morning. So this is the last sash for
- 1:35:09Speaker 7: three months.
- 1:35:10Speaker 4: Wow, what's he doing in Spain?
- 1:35:11Speaker 7: Playing abroad for what? Studying? He's getting his master's in Paris?
- 1:35:20Speaker 7: Really plastic now he's he's still in school and this
- 1:35:24Speaker 7: is his last semester. And he said he he's going
- 1:35:26Speaker 7: to go abroad for his last semester.
- 1:35:28Speaker 4: No way are going to go visit him over there.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: So he has no friends. So he has no friends
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: at school.
- 1:35:34Speaker 7: At school, No, he lives in an apartment in Denver.
- 1:35:38Speaker 7: It's not like he's on he transferred there.
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: Last year, so he is like the last semester of school.
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: I feel like everybody just wants to be around to
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: soak up college with their friends.
- 1:35:47Speaker 7: He's like twenty four. All the kids that are in
- 1:35:49Speaker 7: school still are like nineteen.
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: Oh he has no friends, no wonder he's with you row.
- 1:35:55Speaker 4: Yeah, but.
- 1:36:01Speaker 7: It's not like the typical college experience that any of
- 1:36:03Speaker 7: us had no ship.
- 1:36:06Speaker 4: He is like his sixth college.
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: He's like nicky smokes.
- 1:36:10Speaker 4: He went to their early twenties. Weirder.
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: You guys are at the weirdo Olympics for the early time.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: I don't think we are.
- 1:36:20Speaker 7: I mean, look, he went to because he went to
- 1:36:22Speaker 7: Ole Miss and then he went to UVM, and then
- 1:36:23Speaker 7: he went to community college in Denver and then he
- 1:36:25Speaker 7: transferred to Denver.
- 1:36:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:36:28Speaker 1: That's a lot.
- 1:36:29Speaker 7: Yeah, but I mean also, there was a pandemic that
- 1:36:31Speaker 7: happened in the smack in the middle of that.
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: Bo going to Old Miss makes a lot of sense.
- 1:36:35Speaker 4: It was hilarious. It was so funny.
- 1:36:38Speaker 7: Why because his whole life he was like because his
- 1:36:41Speaker 7: family is like Southern, like shit, and his whole life
- 1:36:46Speaker 7: he's been like ah yeah, like like I'm like I'm Southern.
- 1:36:49Speaker 4: I'm gonna He's like, I'm gonna.
- 1:36:51Speaker 7: Go to Georgia or Ole Miss or Alabama, like one
- 1:36:54Speaker 7: of these big schools, and then he went there and
- 1:36:56Speaker 7: just immediately was like, this is the worst decision I've
- 1:36:59Speaker 7: ever made. Like all of his like he was in
- 1:37:01Speaker 7: like he was in a fraternity and.
- 1:37:03Speaker 4: They all had like rifles just like in the house.
- 1:37:05Speaker 4: And he was like, it's not for me.
- 1:37:07Speaker 1: They didn't treat him like a Southerner.
- 1:37:09Speaker 7: No, And he'd like, do you had to get like
- 1:37:11Speaker 7: haze at the fraternity?
- 1:37:13Speaker 4: That sucks?
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: That sucks badly.
- 1:37:15Speaker 4: It was hilarious.
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: Why did he just not join a fraternity.
- 1:37:19Speaker 7: Because I think there's a when you go to a
- 1:37:20Speaker 7: school like that and there's a ton of pressure to
- 1:37:22Speaker 7: join a fraternity.
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: Like a southern school you mean, yeah, or a big
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: state school, like a big state school in the South.
- 1:37:27Speaker 1: I mean Penn State isn't in the South, but it's
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: a big state school. There was no pressure. I had
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: an amazing time being nowhere near fraternity.
- 1:37:37Speaker 7: Yeah, but I'm saying that I think at all Miss
- 1:37:39Speaker 7: there's a lot of pressure to join a fig school
- 1:37:41Speaker 7: to have fun.
- 1:37:41Speaker 4: There's kind of a pressure at Penn State to join
- 1:37:43Speaker 4: a frat.
- 1:37:44Speaker 1: There was like some people were in frats, but I
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: had like an amazing and complete college experience without ever
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: thinking about joining frat. I'm sure there's good frats up there.
- 1:37:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:37:56Speaker 7: I mean when it's a lot easier to say when
- 1:37:58Speaker 7: you're out of college rather than when you're eighteen years
- 1:38:00Speaker 7: old going to old miss.
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you don't know anybody. There a lot
- 1:38:04Speaker 1: of people from my high school.
- 1:38:06Speaker 7: It's kind of like a pay to play, No, it
- 1:38:08Speaker 7: really is. Like I remember looking into it and it
- 1:38:11Speaker 7: was like it was like there was this website, I
- 1:38:13Speaker 7: think it was called like niche, and it was like
- 1:38:15Speaker 7: you could look up like the reviews of the school,
- 1:38:18Speaker 7: like actual like school shit, and then you could look
- 1:38:21Speaker 7: up the like the nightlife and shit like that, and
- 1:38:23Speaker 7: there's like grades, and it was like they say on
- 1:38:26Speaker 7: certain schools. So like, if you're going there and you're
- 1:38:28Speaker 7: not planning on joining a fraternity, expect to party significantly
- 1:38:32Speaker 7: less than you would if you were in a fraternity.
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: What the fuck? There's just an alternate universe where he's
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: just like Ben Mint Yeah.
- 1:38:42Speaker 10: No literally, yeah, yeah, where he gets hired at barstool
- 1:38:47Speaker 10: the same way that the whole Ford and Pussy Patrol
- 1:38:49Speaker 10: get hired hired, like your whole friend group gets hired
- 1:38:52Speaker 10: because you went to Penn State.
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: He went to Ole Miss.
- 1:38:55Speaker 7: Well, my sisters are going to go to college soon,
- 1:38:59Speaker 7: and I told her whatever team wins, that's where she's going.
- 1:39:02Speaker 7: Because she is, she's thinking about Penn State or Ohio State.
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: Oh, she doesn't go to Notre Dame.
- 1:39:09Speaker 4: I don't think she can get in. Are you caught
- 1:39:13Speaker 4: up on surviving Barstool? Yeah? Completely. We did not talk
- 1:39:16Speaker 4: about you getting out in the last oh Ship episode
- 1:39:20Speaker 4: of the pod. If we want to cover that really
- 1:39:22Speaker 4: quick or your episode.
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm happy to talk about it.
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: It was pretty spectacular and I'm happy to hear about it.
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: Brother, did you watch it?
- 1:39:32Speaker 4: Of course?
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: What'd you think?
- 1:39:35Speaker 4: I thought it sucked. Well, it sucked that you guys
- 1:39:39Speaker 4: both got.
- 1:39:39Speaker 7: Knocked out and the episode sucked. No, I thought the
- 1:39:43Speaker 7: episode was good. People were telling me that that was
- 1:39:45Speaker 7: like supposed to be the worst episode.
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: Which was where I got booty. Yeah, far from it.
- 1:39:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that was way worse.
- 1:39:53Speaker 7: I haven't thought any of dude, it's that show is
- 1:39:55Speaker 7: like I don't know if you guys have talked to
- 1:39:57Speaker 7: people about I think that show is like becoming like
- 1:39:58Speaker 7: a mainstream hit.
- 1:40:00Speaker 4: Dude, I I is it? Oh my god? All right,
- 1:40:03Speaker 4: let me say something. And I don't know how this
- 1:40:05Speaker 4: is going to be received because it's going to sound
- 1:40:08Speaker 4: like a humble brag. But I hope it's not from
- 1:40:13Speaker 4: this show. I have had more women reach out to me,
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: oh yeah, than anything else in my life, and a
- 1:40:20Speaker 4: lot of it is people messaging me being like, hey,
- 1:40:24Speaker 4: I watched you on Surviving Barstool. My sister is your soulmate.
- 1:40:30Speaker 4: You guys don't know it yet. She's too shy to
- 1:40:33Speaker 4: message you, so you need to reach out to her.
- 1:40:36Speaker 4: Here's her Instagram or like my cousin or something. It's
- 1:40:40Speaker 4: like women hitting me up thinking that based on my
- 1:40:43Speaker 4: performance on a game show that I should marry a
- 1:40:47Speaker 4: family member. Sure they're not.
- 1:40:48Speaker 7: Robots, Yes, let me I get that DM all the time.
- 1:40:51Speaker 7: That's like, hey, hey, I'll send you an ask pick
- 1:40:55Speaker 7: if you if you message my other Instagram.
- 1:40:58Speaker 1: That's definitely not what's going on with their robots. I'm
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: pretty sure he's smart enough to vet what's a real.
- 1:41:03Speaker 7: Oh, he's not smart enough to know how to add
- 1:41:06Speaker 7: a tight end from the sleeper apps, so.
- 1:41:08Speaker 4: Different skills, you know. He was different strokes. You hired
- 1:41:14Speaker 4: a business manager to pay your rent. That's not what
- 1:41:17Speaker 4: I h And he's siphoning money, that's not what I
- 1:41:19Speaker 4: hired him. Skimming skimming right now, he's not skimming, okay.
- 1:41:22Speaker 4: So let me just say this the reason that I
- 1:41:24Speaker 4: brought this up. Stop stop doing that. Women, ladies. I'm flattered,
- 1:41:33Speaker 4: but you're wrong. I am not right for your sister
- 1:41:37Speaker 4: or your cousin. I am a disaster, okay, And if
- 1:41:42Speaker 4: you set a second it will ruin your cousin or
- 1:41:46Speaker 4: your sister's life. And I don't want to do that
- 1:41:50Speaker 4: to her. Uh and and they deserve better. So while
- 1:41:54Speaker 4: I'm very flattered and touched, I'm a wreck psychologically and
- 1:41:59Speaker 4: I am damaged, and you should. You should save yourselves.
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: That's just gonna make them want it more, bro, Don't
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: you fucking get it?
- 1:42:07Speaker 7: Francis putting out a call to action. No no more pussy,
- 1:42:12Speaker 7: no more.
- 1:42:13Speaker 4: Please stop sending me your tips. They're not doing that.
- 1:42:16Speaker 4: They're sending me an account that they want me to
- 1:42:19Speaker 4: reach out to somebody that they care about. And they're
- 1:42:23Speaker 4: all wrong because they're wrong about me. They think that
- 1:42:27Speaker 4: I'm the guy from the show. I'm not the guy
- 1:42:29Speaker 4: from the show.
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: You're exactly the guy from the show.
- 1:42:31Speaker 4: I am the guy from the show.
- 1:42:33Speaker 1: Definitely, You're definitely the guy from the show. But that's
- 1:42:37Speaker 1: that's nice that it's a mainstream hit. It was a
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: good dude.
- 1:42:40Speaker 7: I was home for Christmas and my oo stopped a
- 1:42:45Speaker 7: list Instagram. She it's got some kick to it.
- 1:42:48Speaker 4: Are you for real? You put one in? When did
- 1:42:54Speaker 4: you do that?
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: Just now?
- 1:42:58Speaker 4: Can I have one? I act really want one. Don't
- 1:43:02Speaker 4: hand it to me, let me take it myself.
- 1:43:04Speaker 7: Well now, because I keep my drugs in here, we
- 1:43:07Speaker 7: get a rattle the old West Virginia Maiden go. I
- 1:43:11Speaker 7: keep my klonopins in here just in case.
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: All right, come on, no problem, I'm not getting high.
- 1:43:18Speaker 4: As Francis goes, thanks.
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: There might be a little excess kpin on this.
- 1:43:26Speaker 4: This isn't strung at all. How many did you do one?
- 1:43:30Speaker 4: Do you go root for the mouth or tongue? I
- 1:43:32Speaker 4: don't think it really matters.
- 1:43:35Speaker 1: You had to it your earwhelmed.
- 1:43:39Speaker 4: I do them all the time. That one just hit
- 1:43:40Speaker 4: a little harder than the usually. This is whelming.
- 1:43:42Speaker 7: This is not an overwhelmed that one must have had
- 1:43:44Speaker 7: a little kpin in it.
- 1:43:44Speaker 4: That's what it was fair enough.
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: I thought that there were some scenes that they had
- 1:43:49Speaker 1: cut out of the episode where I got booted that
- 1:43:52Speaker 1: I was like a little bit annoyed that weren't in there.
- 1:43:55Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, so let's talk about it really quick.
- 1:43:57Speaker 1: Do tell one. So so I made I mean, spoiler
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: if you haven't, if you're this even in the episode,
- 1:44:04Speaker 1: it's fucking insane too. I mean, it's fine, we're having
- 1:44:07Speaker 1: it's going to be a spoiler. So if you don't
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: want to hear it, jump ahead. But I got booted
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: this episode. I had a fake idol or whatever, and
- 1:44:14Speaker 1: I was My plan was to go to Mobe and
- 1:44:18Speaker 1: to try to convince her that it was a real idol.
- 1:44:21Speaker 1: But there was a scene in there where she was like,
- 1:44:24Speaker 1: I can't disobey Dave. Yeah, and I was, and they
- 1:44:27Speaker 1: didn't put that in, and I was like, you don't
- 1:44:29Speaker 1: have to obey Dave. Like that's so crazy to say
- 1:44:32Speaker 1: disobey Dave. Yeah, that's like you shouldn't have to And
- 1:44:36Speaker 1: she was like, I just say obey. I was like, well,
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: it's kind of the kind of the same thing.
- 1:44:41Speaker 4: Did she started crying. She cried like the whole episode.
- 1:44:44Speaker 1: But especially during this meeting where and like so I
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: had I had to like kind of like back off,
- 1:44:50Speaker 1: like I did kind of like step away.
- 1:44:53Speaker 7: And because it was not zat of control, huh, because
- 1:44:55Speaker 7: you were like this out of control.
- 1:44:57Speaker 1: I was like, she's crying, like it's not I'm not
- 1:44:59Speaker 1: going to keep on being like you vote for me? Yeah,
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: And she starts crying and I'll be like, fucking get
- 1:45:03Speaker 1: it together. Yeah, And I was just like, okay, it's fine.
- 1:45:06Speaker 7: Like you would have done that, what you know, you
- 1:45:09Speaker 7: would have been like take a deep breath, figure it out, movie.
- 1:45:17Speaker 7: I need you locked in.
- 1:45:21Speaker 4: So much harder than I thought he was going to.
- 1:45:24Speaker 4: I remember there was a moment you were like I
- 1:45:26Speaker 4: need you to look at me right now and tell
- 1:45:28Speaker 4: me you're not going to vote for me or something
- 1:45:30Speaker 4: like that to her.
- 1:45:31Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah, and she couldn't do it and she
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: couldn't really look at me. Yeah. And I did the
- 1:45:36Speaker 1: same or well, and so I also did the same
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: thing with Big Cat and I should have noticed, but
- 1:45:40Speaker 1: it was like hard for him to look me in
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: the eye and I should have picked it up at
- 1:45:43Speaker 1: that second. But he called me. I was like annoyed
- 1:45:46Speaker 1: because he called me before the show and was like, dude,
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: just so you know, you're like one of two people
- 1:45:51Speaker 1: I'll never write your name down.
- 1:45:53Speaker 7: Did he write your name down?
- 1:45:54Speaker 1: Yes? He like orchestrated and then he go out and
- 1:45:56Speaker 1: Karen was like, you like that damn oh.
- 1:46:00Speaker 4: No, but he did that for that was my vote then,
- 1:46:04Speaker 4: but he named him.
- 1:46:06Speaker 1: Dave wrote my name down then, and so after that,
- 1:46:08Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? And so I kept
- 1:46:10Speaker 1: on catching him and Dave walking through the hallway and
- 1:46:13Speaker 1: like the cameras would be on them and they'd be
- 1:46:15Speaker 1: like whispering to each other about what to do, and
- 1:46:17Speaker 1: I would walk up next to them and Big Cat
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: would just be like, I was just saying that. I
- 1:46:22Speaker 1: was just telling Dave to vote for me. I was like,
- 1:46:24Speaker 1: you're lying right now. Due what happened.
- 1:46:28Speaker 7: The movie and Dave thing was so funny. And then
- 1:46:31Speaker 7: I listened to the Unnamed show, which I'd never listened
- 1:46:34Speaker 7: to before, and Kirk saying that they were talking about Grace,
- 1:46:38Speaker 7: they were talking about well. Kirk said that Dave saying
- 1:46:40Speaker 7: that he can't vote movie out was the lowest point
- 1:46:42Speaker 7: of his entire career, and then say that again. Kirk
- 1:46:46Speaker 7: said that Dave saying that he can't vote movie out
- 1:46:49Speaker 7: because it'll hurt her personally.
- 1:46:52Speaker 4: He said that. Kirk said that was the lowest moment
- 1:46:54Speaker 4: of Dave's career.
- 1:46:55Speaker 7: And then and then they were talking about they were
- 1:46:59Speaker 7: talking about they were talking about Grace. They were talking
- 1:47:05Speaker 7: about Grace. No, guy, it is way funny. They were
- 1:47:10Speaker 7: talking about Grace O'Malley leaving Barstool, and I guess Dave
- 1:47:16Speaker 7: got into it with Whitney Cummings and he said that, like,
- 1:47:19Speaker 7: she's too old to be using a filter on Instagram
- 1:47:22Speaker 7: because she posted something saying that like how does Barcelona
- 1:47:24Speaker 7: have an HR department? And Dave said, like, she's like,
- 1:47:27Speaker 7: you're too old to be using a filter on TikTok
- 1:47:29Speaker 7: and and then Kirk was like, Kirk was like, Dave
- 1:47:34Speaker 7: would probably have or I think Whitney was like, we
- 1:47:38Speaker 7: should have Whitney Cummings on Surviving Barstool, And then Kirk
- 1:47:42Speaker 7: was like, Dave would probably have one if we split
- 1:47:44Speaker 7: her in half, I have one, Whitney have one commings
- 1:47:46Speaker 7: like age age wise if you split her age in half,
- 1:47:50Speaker 7: and one of them was Whitney, and one of them
- 1:47:52Speaker 7: was comings.
- 1:47:55Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's good.
- 1:47:57Speaker 1: That's amazing. But yeah, then I got launched back to
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: the house and it was just I mean, I get
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: there and it's Mincy and clemor but then Francis and
- 1:48:07Speaker 1: Witness just a blast.
- 1:48:10Speaker 7: When does it come back?
- 1:48:10Speaker 4: Comes back?
- 1:48:11Speaker 7: I guess this comes out today's day.
- 1:48:12Speaker 1: It probably comes out tonight. So and and Tonight's the
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: episode that is tonight is like it came to be better.
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: I think probably the best, maybe a Marky maybe one
- 1:48:26Speaker 1: of the couple like two or three best episodes, and
- 1:48:29Speaker 1: definitely like a marquee episode for the series, but almost
- 1:48:33Speaker 1: like I mean, if it's that level like for reality TV,
- 1:48:37Speaker 1: it's incredible reality.
- 1:48:38Speaker 7: I almost I almost texted Tommy over the break and said,
- 1:48:42Speaker 7: send me the send me the dropbox, let me get these,
- 1:48:44Speaker 7: let me get these episodes.
- 1:48:46Speaker 4: He has it.
- 1:48:47Speaker 7: I think he gets them early. Yeah, but I didn't.
- 1:48:51Speaker 7: And I'm happy that I didn't, right, because I thought
- 1:48:54Speaker 7: I was gonna want to watch them way more. I
- 1:48:56Speaker 7: thought this week was gonna because I was like, I
- 1:48:58Speaker 7: thought it was kind of dumb that they did the
- 1:48:59Speaker 7: whole break, But now that it's like the break's almost over,
- 1:49:01Speaker 7: I'm kind of like that was Actually.
- 1:49:03Speaker 4: This explanation also made sense to me, what did he
- 1:49:05Speaker 4: say on the show? I think lat people catch up
- 1:49:09Speaker 4: that and you know, people are traveling for the holidays
- 1:49:12Speaker 4: and all this, and you just you know the viewership
- 1:49:14Speaker 4: would be down.
- 1:49:15Speaker 1: Well, it built. It did a great job of building
- 1:49:17Speaker 1: up like suspense, like.
- 1:49:20Speaker 4: So well too with with Kirk finding the idol.
- 1:49:24Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a Thanos moment. Yeah, I mean it
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: ends on a Without that moment, there's a big downturn
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: went out. As soon as I'm out of the show,
- 1:49:31Speaker 1: They're like, well, what who do we look to now?
- 1:49:35Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, dude.
- 1:49:36Speaker 7: When I was home, Mike, my cousin's husband, was like, like,
- 1:49:41Speaker 7: they don't watch Barcela at all. He was like, yeah,
- 1:49:43Speaker 7: we're watching it every night.
- 1:49:44Speaker 4: There are a lot of people like that.
- 1:49:46Speaker 7: And he was like, he was like, we we've we're
- 1:49:48Speaker 7: going back and we're watching the last season now.
- 1:49:51Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, I can't. I know this is preposterous and
- 1:49:56Speaker 4: stupid to do, but I did spend the last I
- 1:49:59Speaker 4: would just find my daydreaming at random moments over the
- 1:50:02Speaker 4: last week or so about how I was envisioning a
- 1:50:06Speaker 4: conversation with Ron where I was like, listen, they're coming
- 1:50:11Speaker 4: for me. Yeah, you would have done it differently. I'm
- 1:50:13Speaker 4: gonna give you the idol. Now they're gonna vote me
- 1:50:16Speaker 4: out tonight, and I'll say, damn it, I can't believe
- 1:50:19Speaker 4: I'm going home with an idol in my pocket. And
- 1:50:22Speaker 4: then at the next tribal council they're gonna come for you,
- 1:50:25Speaker 4: but you're gonna play the idol.
- 1:50:29Speaker 1: It would have been such a fucking sick play.
- 1:50:31Speaker 4: That would have been the coolest thing ever.
- 1:50:32Speaker 1: Well, dude, it would have been. It would have been
- 1:50:34Speaker 1: an insane play if I had the real idol and
- 1:50:37Speaker 1: I played with a fake idol the entire time to
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: make them think that the idol was fake, and so
- 1:50:43Speaker 1: they all fucking ganged up on me, and then I
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: was able to use.
- 1:50:47Speaker 4: That would have been next level. That would mean then
- 1:50:49Speaker 4: you could have just taken one bullet and taken out
- 1:50:52Speaker 4: whoever you wanted, And who would you have taken out
- 1:50:55Speaker 4: if that had been the case.
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: At that time. I think, Dave, I think we were
- 1:51:02Speaker 1: going for day.
- 1:51:03Speaker 4: Yeah, we liked, we liked that, Yeah said this is it. Yeah.
- 1:51:08Speaker 7: I've been having that same conversation with myself all week.
- 1:51:10Speaker 4: I've been just daydreaming about it.
- 1:51:12Speaker 1: Did you do the next season?
- 1:51:13Speaker 4: No?
- 1:51:15Speaker 7: No, I was thinking more like I was just I
- 1:51:17Speaker 7: was gonna say, fantasy football, that's what I would do.
- 1:51:19Speaker 1: You wouldn't do the next season, no chance.
- 1:51:21Speaker 7: You know, if I started James cook contead of Terry McLaurin,
- 1:51:23Speaker 7: I would have won by one point.
- 1:51:24Speaker 4: Can I just add one more thought? I listened to
- 1:51:27Speaker 4: like nineteen Louis albums on the drive to me oh
- 1:51:31Speaker 4: yeah back, and he has a joke in one of
- 1:51:33Speaker 4: them that resonated so much with me. Yeah, where he
- 1:51:36Speaker 4: talks about how he sits first class on planes, and
- 1:51:39Speaker 4: then a lot of the time a military member will
- 1:51:42Speaker 4: get on the plane and he envisions himself giving up
- 1:51:45Speaker 4: his seat, yeah, and going to sit in their seat.
- 1:51:48Speaker 4: And he he's so proud of himself for even having
- 1:51:51Speaker 4: this idea that he's like congratulated himself. He never does it, Yeah,
- 1:51:56Speaker 4: he never does it, but he's actually told himself, good
- 1:51:59Speaker 4: for you for just thinking it. Like That's how I've
- 1:52:02Speaker 4: been with this idea about giving round the idol. I've
- 1:52:05Speaker 4: just been like, it gives me pleasure to think of
- 1:52:09Speaker 4: how much we outwitted those guys that were.
- 1:52:11Speaker 1: Trying to get us out in a move that never happened.
- 1:52:13Speaker 4: In a move that never happened. Preposterous. The you said
- 1:52:18Speaker 4: you watched you real listen to Sorry, right, Yeah, that
- 1:52:21Speaker 4: was the one I had listened to already and I
- 1:52:24Speaker 4: re listened to it, and you had told me it
- 1:52:26Speaker 4: was your favorite, and it is my favorite.
- 1:52:27Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, the bait in that where he says, uh,
- 1:52:31Speaker 7: he talks about his dog and he's like, he's like,
- 1:52:34Speaker 7: it's so weird, like living with this animal and like
- 1:52:36Speaker 7: we like we think like like they just like like
- 1:52:39Speaker 7: they make decisions. Watch, like they make decisions, like they'll
- 1:52:42Speaker 7: they'll they'll get up and they'll leave the room and
- 1:52:44Speaker 7: you're like, you don't know what they're thinking. He's like
- 1:52:46Speaker 7: my whole life all I thought they just they just
- 1:52:48Speaker 7: walk in the room and they just go dog.
- 1:52:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:52:51Speaker 1: I love that.
- 1:52:52Speaker 4: But also when what he when he's talking about, like
- 1:52:55Speaker 4: what does the dog think? When he just sits and
- 1:52:57Speaker 4: watches for like full just watching him, Me, Like, what's
- 1:53:03Speaker 4: wrong with him? Why isn't he doing anything at all? Dude?
- 1:53:07Speaker 7: I don't know if I told you I was at
- 1:53:09Speaker 7: the stand, this was the day I got back to
- 1:53:11Speaker 7: New York. I was at the stand on Friday or
- 1:53:15Speaker 7: Saturday last week and I had three spots and one
- 1:53:19Speaker 7: of them was at seven thirty, and then my next
- 1:53:20Speaker 7: two were like eleven thirty and midnight.
- 1:53:23Speaker 4: So I left and came back.
- 1:53:25Speaker 7: And then I got back and it was like pretty
- 1:53:26Speaker 7: empty because there's only one more show left and it's
- 1:53:29Speaker 7: already seated. So I was just upstairs sitting with like like.
- 1:53:33Speaker 4: One of the managers in a comic.
- 1:53:35Speaker 7: And then the manager got up and went and did something,
- 1:53:38Speaker 7: and I was just like sitting on my phone, and
- 1:53:40Speaker 7: then I looked up and Louie was just sitting at
- 1:53:43Speaker 7: the table, at the table with me and this other
- 1:53:47Speaker 7: comedian and he was talking to her and I wasn't
- 1:53:51Speaker 7: saying anything, like I didn't say like my heart was
- 1:53:55Speaker 7: beating like three hundred beats per minute, and he kept
- 1:53:58Speaker 7: looking at me to see if I was laughing, and
- 1:53:59Speaker 7: I just would like laugh as hard as I could
- 1:54:01Speaker 7: every single time. And then he got up and he
- 1:54:04Speaker 7: was like see you guys, and I was like, see it, man,
- 1:54:06Speaker 7: And that was it I had. I had not a
- 1:54:09Speaker 7: single thing to say. I literally did not say a sing.
- 1:54:11Speaker 7: That's for the best, though, yeah, I was I thought
- 1:54:13Speaker 7: I was literally listening to him talk sitting there and
- 1:54:15Speaker 7: I was like, anything that I say is going to
- 1:54:18Speaker 7: be the wrong thing.
- 1:54:20Speaker 1: You're right, yeah? Yeah.
- 1:54:22Speaker 4: They were talking about.
- 1:54:23Speaker 7: Like working out, and I was like, anything that I
- 1:54:25Speaker 7: chime in with here will be the wrong thing.
- 1:54:30Speaker 1: But no matter what you said, it would just come
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: off as like like, there's no way you're gonna have
- 1:54:34Speaker 1: like the perfect joke. Yeah, that's going to represent how
- 1:54:37Speaker 1: you want your sense of humor to be represented to
- 1:54:40Speaker 1: Louis c. K in your first meeting. To make this
- 1:54:43Speaker 1: lasting impression, it's better to be forgettabley. I think in
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: that scenario a memorable fact.
- 1:54:49Speaker 7: I don't think he even considered that I was a comedian.
- 1:54:52Speaker 1: He was like, it was me like a ghost. Yeah,
- 1:54:56Speaker 1: woman and a ghost. That's so funny. That's great though,
- 1:55:01Speaker 1: that's awesome.
- 1:55:01Speaker 7: Well it was this uh Siana from the Sand was
- 1:55:04Speaker 7: sitting there and they were talking like and then he
- 1:55:05Speaker 7: got up and left, and I was like, are you
- 1:55:07Speaker 7: guys friends? And she was like, now we've spoke like twice,
- 1:55:10Speaker 7: and I was like, well, that seems like you guys
- 1:55:11Speaker 7: have known.
- 1:55:11Speaker 1: Each other for like thirty years or was he performing? Yeah,
- 1:55:14Speaker 1: he performed this stando.
- 1:55:15Speaker 7: Yeah, and I wasn't there because I went h had
- 1:55:17Speaker 7: to go home and play fucking Call of Duty downstairs?
- 1:55:19Speaker 1: Yeah, were you performing downstairs?
- 1:55:21Speaker 3: No?
- 1:55:22Speaker 7: I performed downstairs after him, really on another show.
- 1:55:26Speaker 1: On another show. That's so funny. That would have been
- 1:55:29Speaker 1: I mean, that'd be a fucking incredible if I just stayed.
- 1:55:31Speaker 7: If I just stayed, I would have been able to see.
- 1:55:33Speaker 4: Well, it does go to show. I mean you get
- 1:55:35Speaker 4: to a point where you're like, how many more times
- 1:55:37Speaker 4: do you need to be shown that you playing nineteen
- 1:55:39Speaker 4: hours of video games a day is actually not is
- 1:55:42Speaker 4: keeping you?
- 1:55:42Speaker 7: I mean seventh, I finished my I finished my spot
- 1:55:46Speaker 7: at seven forty five, and my next spot was at
- 1:55:48Speaker 7: eleven thirty. That's why I'd been drinking ten minutes away
- 1:55:52Speaker 7: from the club.
- 1:55:52Speaker 4: What was I gonna do just sit there for four hours?
- 1:55:56Speaker 1: What night was it?
- 1:55:57Speaker 4: I think? If shows up? Yeah, you're like, he wasn't
- 1:56:00Speaker 4: there when I left.
- 1:56:02Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's Saturday night at the stand.
- 1:56:06Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. There's a bummer like I could see.
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: On a Tuesday night. You being like, Okay, well I
- 1:56:13Speaker 1: was gonna sit there Tuesday all the touring comics, your home,
- 1:56:18Speaker 1: a little life back. Yeah, all right, I gotta get
- 1:56:21Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.
- 1:56:22Speaker 7: All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday. Oh, I'm
- 1:56:24Speaker 7: going to be in a Phoenix, Arizona this weekend.
- 1:56:31Speaker 4: I've got some dates now, Yeah, I'm coming back. Francis
- 1:56:34Speaker 4: is back on the road any boy.
- 1:56:36Speaker 7: More importantly, Oh, I'm not going to be in Phoenix
- 1:56:40Speaker 7: this weekend.
- 1:56:40Speaker 4: There we go.
- 1:56:41Speaker 7: I'm going to be in Bloomington, Minnesota. And there's actually
- 1:56:44Speaker 7: a lot of tickets already sold, so those will maybe
- 1:56:46Speaker 7: sell out. Probably not. No Minnesota interesting in the Mall
- 1:56:52Speaker 7: of America, my favorite club, but.
- 1:56:55Speaker 1: They have a great gap there. Remember we both bought
- 1:56:58Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great gap there road the roller Coaster.
- 1:57:00Speaker 7: That's the kind of weekend that you want to come
- 1:57:02Speaker 7: with maybe a half full suitcase. You don't know what
- 1:57:06Speaker 7: you're going to be picking up.
- 1:57:07Speaker 1: Inside the big one, right know, with the Gap at
- 1:57:10Speaker 1: the Mall of America and say, Frantic.
- 1:57:12Speaker 4: I'm going to be in Washington, d C. At the
- 1:57:15Speaker 4: Comedy Loft with John Feidelberg will be featuring for me there. Wow,
- 1:57:21Speaker 4: that is the first weekend in February, February sixth to
- 1:57:23Speaker 4: the eighth.
- 1:57:24Speaker 7: So that's a long way away. Let's go ahead and
- 1:57:26Speaker 7: just hammer this. Bloomington, Minnesota, date.
- 1:57:30Speaker 4: Different strugs, Yes, different strugs for different folks. If you
- 1:57:33Speaker 4: like the comedic stylings of Little Sasquatch, go to his
- 1:57:36Speaker 4: website if you like. If you live in d C,
- 1:57:38Speaker 4: which is a completely different city from Bloomington, uh, Indiana,
- 1:57:42Speaker 4: go to Punch Up Dot Live Slash Francis Ellis. It's
- 1:57:46Speaker 4: also in my Instagram link in my bio. And then
- 1:57:49Speaker 4: I'll be going to Providence in April as well. And
- 1:57:54Speaker 4: a lot of these tickets are actually moving pretty quickly.
- 1:57:56Speaker 4: I would I would guess on the heels of my
- 1:57:58Speaker 4: performance in Surviving Barstool.
- 1:58:00Speaker 1: So we had the four shows.
- 1:58:03Speaker 7: Yeah, Bloomington, Minnesota, Phoenix, Arizona, Toronto's coming up. I got
- 1:58:09Speaker 7: Boston coming up. That'll sell out. I got Atlanta, Georgia
- 1:58:13Speaker 7: that'll sell out.
- 1:58:14Speaker 4: I have Westminster. I don't even know where that is.
- 1:58:21Speaker 11: Somebody's these ads Seattle, Portland, Stanford, Winnipeg, Edmonton, Philly in May.
- 1:58:34Speaker 1: We're in May.
- 1:58:35Speaker 7: We're talking about I may as well get them all
- 1:58:37Speaker 7: out there. May is all right, we'll see you guys
- 1:58:39Speaker 7: next week.
- 1:59:02Speaker 9: So I looked up to you.
- 1:59:10Speaker 8: Came around.
- 1:59:13Speaker 9: I was only falling one way. I was only falling
- 1:59:21Speaker 9: one bad day, we'll drive too.
- 1:59:33Speaker 4: Was so.
- 1:59:38Speaker 9: So then you need something, No I come along. I
- 1:59:47Speaker 9: was zoning falling one. I was zing phone in one.