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The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 55 · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  What up, Hammer and Hank? Oh, jeez, I'm gonna...
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  Hello, buddy. How are you? Are you doing good,
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  buddy? Yes, I am. I just swam, so I'm ready to
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  get the show going. But first, we gotta do the
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  opening production. Are you ready to start? Yes,
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  buddy. Let's go. You're listening to The Hammer
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  and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy.
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  Legend on the airwaves free. Autistic kingpin.
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  Cali's hard OG. Wild 949. He the voice they need.
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  Doghouse days. Laying down the cream. Too legit
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  to quit. Hammond and Hank on fire. Mike in hand.
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  Lifeline and wire. Radio beast ain't showing
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  no tire. Underdog champion. Always going higher.
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  What up? Hey! How are you? Not bad, man. How
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  are you? I've been pretty good. What you been
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  up to? I haven't talked to you in like 10 days.
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  I've been busy. What you been busy with? Just
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  work. That sounds very boring. Is it boring or
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  is it good busy? It's extremely boring, I'm afraid.
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  Leave us a voicemail. It's 856 -494 -6773. We
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  got a comment here. Hammer and Hank, I've been
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  a fan of you since you were on Mad Cow's morning
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  show on Wild 107. Keep up the good work. So that's
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  our listener comment. Hammer and Hank, what is
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  your radio memory this week? My radio memory
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  this week? It's when I got to get... to attend
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  my first radio promotion in Modesto. Let's just
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  say she called 97 FM, KSJQ, way back in 1985.
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  What did you do there? I danced with a girl named
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  Laura. Oh, yeah. What else? And I got to win
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  some prizes like water slide passes. That's awesome.
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  Unfortunately, I didn't get to use them. Oh,
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  that sucks. I wonder if they can still be used
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  40 years later. Hammer and Hank, I want to ask
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  you. So now, this is the big brother in me, even
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  though you're older than me by like 30 years.
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  This is the big brother in me, or maybe 25 years,
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  but this is the big brother in me taking care
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  of you. You know, I adore you. You know, I decline
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  podcast requests every month. Because people
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  want to do video and I don't do video and I don't
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  want to talk about my career. So I'm kind of
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  a man of mystery, Hank. I only do this show in
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  my show Hoppy Hour. Now, I want to ask you, because
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  I'm your dog. I'm your guy. I'm not patting myself
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  on the back. I'm just saying I take pride in
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  being your dude. Hammer and Hank, why do you
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  think Wild 94 .9 is against you? Because... I'm
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  on autism. Did they say something or are you
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  assuming? I'm assuming. Hank, I love you more
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  than anything. I never had a sibling. You're
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  like the brother. I never had. Now, were they
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  busting your balls maybe 25 years ago, a quarter
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  century ago? Yeah. Elvis probably crossed the
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  line a little bit too much, but Hank, I don't
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  think... I think they're too busy trying to figure
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  out how to get the ratings up. I don't think
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  they're making, I think you're good, bud. And
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  if they are, screw them. Yeah. But I don't think
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  they're doing that. What made you think that?
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  Because, you know, I was bullied for a bit when
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  I was on the party crew by the party crew members.
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  You were what, on the party crew? Bullied. When?
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  What year was this? I think it was 1998. Hanky,
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  that was 28 years ago. So if Facebook was around
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  in 1998, I would get it. I would say you're fine,
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  Hank. I'm telling you, radio is so terrible,
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  though, that they actually need someone. How
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  much radio is good again? It's not going to happen
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  when I hired to buy in all the stations 25 years
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  ago. I just wanted to see what that post was
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  about. I was sitting at my computer in my studio,
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  and I was like, what is Hank talking about? Hank,
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  what is your radio memory of the lake? I talked
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  about it. Oh, that's right. You don't have another?
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  I don't know why. You know the dog's house? Yeah.
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  We're nominated for the Bay Area Radio Hall of
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  Fame. Do you think you have a chance to make
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  it in? Probably not. Whoa! What an endorsement
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  from one of the legendary cast members. Why?
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  Because of competitions. Well, you guys are the
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  biggest show ever. Who else is going in? Who
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  else is on the list of candidates for San Francisco
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  radio? One of the people I worked with when I
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  was at KCRH, Aaron Axelson. I've heard of him.
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  Live 105, yes. I've heard of him. And Big Von.
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  I think the doghouse will get in. If they don't,
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  it's because they were Aegean people. I did not
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  like that. Aaron! I hope we get it, though. Don't
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  we all? We hope we get it. I don't know what
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  that means. Everett Hank, how was your recent
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  appearance on Jeff Fife's radio show, The Woody
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  Show? Really good. We did another round of Woody
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  Show Crossfire. Oh, no. What did you guys talk
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  about? It was good. What did you guys do? We
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  talked about... Thanks for the news. My upcoming
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  San Jose Giants National Anthem audition. I mean,
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  performance. I'm sorry. You're good. And also,
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  the fact that I wrote my name for the Bay Area
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  Radio Hall of Fame. Hammer and Hank, I think
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  if they get into the Hall of Fame, you need to
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  go up there and pull a stunt. Stick it to them!
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  Or no, you're a classy guy. You wouldn't do that.
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  I would. I would go up there and just bitch slap
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  Elvis. Ah, Hank, we need some humor right now.
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  We need to laugh a little bit. Are you ready
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  for the jokes if I hit the music? Yes. All right,
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  one second. What's your joke? Why do I always
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  bring my phone treasure with me? Why? Because
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  living before 20 % battery feels illegal. Wrong
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  button. Wrong button. Why do I look in the mirror
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  before leaving the house? Why? Because I like
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  one final chance to lower my expectations. Why
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  do I keep... Those old cables? Why? Because one
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  day I might find out what to go. Or what to do.
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  Why do I always pick the longest checkout line?
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  Why? Because I have gift for bad timing. Next.
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  Why do I stare at the menu for 10 minutes? Why?
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  I mean stare at the menu for 10 minutes. I'm
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  sorry. Here again. Because I enjoy ordering the
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  same thing every time. Why do I keep getting
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  snooze? Why? Because my bed is better negotiated
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  than I am. Wow, mouthful. Why do I get nervous
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  when someone says, can I ask you a question?
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  Because it's a cop? Because it never ends with
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  winning the lottery. Why do I walk into the kitchen
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  so often? Why? Because boredom and hunger wear
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  the same outfit. Why do I always think I'll remember
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  something important? Why? Because writing it
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  down would make too much sense. And finally,
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  Yeah. Why do I love free samples? Why do you
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  love free samples? Because nothing tastes better
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  than the food I don't pay for. That's it for
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  the joke for this week. Oh, yeah. Right now you
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  can't hear it because you're on Zoom. Bye. What
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  do you think I'm playing? Think you're playing?
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  What do you think I'm playing? You can't hear
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  it on Zoom. What music is it? Yeah. Breakdown
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  Javis. How's that going, bud? Pretty good. What
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  are you talking about there? What are you learning
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  about Jeebus? Marriage. Marriage? Yep. What are
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  you learning about marriage? Not to commit adultery.
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  Oh, yeah. Half the people on the radio know.
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  I wonder if I was married, but unfortunately
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  I'll never be able to. But that's okay. Wait,
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  wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pump
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  the brakes. Why can't Hank get married? Because
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  I still haven't found what I'm looking for. I
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  know there's no video to this show, but the video
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  of Hank singing was adorable. You're just the
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  best, dude. You always cheer me up. Hank, it's
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  11 minutes and 11 seconds. We're going to manifest
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  that hot piece of ass Latino wife of yours, okay?
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  All right. She'll be saying, oh, God. Oh, man,
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  it's getting a little dirty here. I have her
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  at Hank. If I hit the music, are you ready for
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  trivia? Yes. What's that? Turn on the show with
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  Henry and Ryan. Pop trivia questions. Yeah, no
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  lying. Got my mind sharp like a blade that's
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  flying. They asking those questions. Got my brain
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  frying. Hammer and Hank's got the mic up high.
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  Pop hits playing to the end of the sky. Gotta
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  keep it real. Can't let it slide. Answers in
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  my head. Can't let them hide. Pop trivia. Yeah,
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  we bringing the heat. Get your knowledge up.
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  Take a seat. Playing those hits while the knowledge
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  fleets. Hammer and Hank never miss a beat. From
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  MJ's moonwalk to Elton's flair. All right, Hank,
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  what do you got? Top ten adult contemporary hit
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  records. You're so vain. Way back in the mid
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  -70s. I know this song. You probably think this
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  song is about you. I don't know who sings it.
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  Who is it? Cher? Harley Simon. That hot piece
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  of ass. Anybody else? That's it for this week.
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  Oh, Jesus Christ. Hank? I'm gonna ask you. What
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  is a daytime talk show that you would love to
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  be a guest of? Definitely the Jennifer Hudson
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  show. Oh, he's hot. I'd bring her the ruckus.
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  Would you bring her the ruckus, Hank? Because
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  I want to talk about my long and storied radio
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  career. Any other shows you want to go on? You
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  can't go on Kelly Clarkson or Sherry Shepard
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  anymore. Nope, because those shows were unfortunately
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  canceled. Because their ratings were down. Well,
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  Kelly Clarkson was because her baby daddy died.
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  Aaron Hank, let's have some positive vibes. Are
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  you ready for Buddy of the Week? Yes. One sec.
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  Maybe turn it up in the club. Yeah. Tune in to
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  the show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius
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  always keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic.
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  Right shot gun. Roll call. What is it? Oh, that's
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  right. Hey, who's your buddy of the week? What?
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  The Woody Show. The Woody Show? Yeah. I like
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  Jeff Fife and Jason McMurray. Those are their
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  real names. Woody and Madness. Yeah. The guy
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  that won't talk to me. He can't be very, very,
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  very good. What? Very good? They take care of
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  me very, very, very good. That's good. Don't
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  forget about me when you make it big time, bud.
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  And also you. Whatever. You're my buddy of the
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  week also, buddy. I'm chopped liver. I ain't
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  Woody's chef. I'm seeing this coworker of mine.
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  She always dresses down in the office and I'm
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  looking at Instagram. Oh my God. She's at this
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  like pool party. Oh my God. I know it's a visual
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  and no one can see it, but that is just, do you
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  ever see that Hank whenever you're on social
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  media and you just stop what you're doing when
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  you see a video, just hot ass girls. Yep. You
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  probably spanked to a toe. You're like, Smurfette,
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  give me five minutes. I'm kidding. I love you.
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  How was your breakfast? I had a ham and cheese
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  omelet, hash browns, one sausage link, orange
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  juice, and coffee. Wow. That's going to be a
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  big dump later. At the Norman C. Cash Rally.
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  Hey, goodbye at the music. Are you ready for
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  a prick in the news? I don't have a prick this
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  week. How dare you? I'm kidding. You put it in
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  the prep. You silly goose, you. My prick of the
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  week. I decided last night not to do one this
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  week. You're so good, dude. It would have been
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  a good prick of the week. We all would have been
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  laughing, but it's all good. Hammer and egg.
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  Anything else? We're in, Hank. Henry Oaks. Because
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  people, because some people like me, some people
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  don't. Oh, the people that don't like you can
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  kiss my ass. There's plenty of people. People
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  who don't like me would kiss my butt. Oh, yeah.
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  There's plenty of people that don't like me and
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  some of them are listening right now. Guess what?
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  We're wedding because you're listening. Ha ha.
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  Anyway, anything else, Hank? I used to watch
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  Popeye cartoons way back in the early 80s. One
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  of the first DVDs I ever got in 2003 when DVDs
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  came out. You remember like when you go to the
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  local grocery store and you could get one of
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  those DVDs for like 99 cents and it had all the
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  cartoons from that era? Yep. I had the Popeye
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  CD and the Superman, the original cartoon. I
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  love Popeye. The movie was terrible. The live
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  action film was horrendous. Today on Hoppy Hour,
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  I talked about ghosting and women that ghost,
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  and I began to show by playing Casper the Friendly
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  Ghost, the song. Remember that cartoon? It was
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  Radio Hilarity. Hammer and Hank. Remember that
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  cartoon? Yeah, it was a good cartoon. It was
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  a very good cartoon, buddy. Is there anything
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  else on the mind of Hammer and Hank? It just
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  about does it. All right. Let me hit the music.
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  Oh, wrong music. Let me hit this right here.
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  Hammer and Egg, what is on your mind to wrap
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  up episode 55 of the Hammer and Egg Show? Never
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  give up on your goals. Always stay focused. And
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  sometimes, or maybe someday, your wishes will
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  come true. And I'll talk to you real soon. Peace
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  in your hood. Bye, Egg! Peace in your head. Mmm.
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  Okay. I got it. And there he goes on Zoom. The
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  man. The myth. The legend. And if you're mean
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  to him, you're a douchebag. Bye. Yeah. Yo. Yo.
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  Yo, yo, Mike Crackle, Hammerin' Hank on the tackle
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  Autistic mind sharper than a bone -chilling shackle
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  Henry Oates with the hops, Ryan Hop in the spot
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  Radio waves hittin' hard like a chef with a pot
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  Farewell, Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the
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  show Legend in the booth where the vibes used
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  to flow Autism warrior, always runnin' the glow
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  But all good things gotta let the curtain go
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  slow On the dial, spittin' truth with his unique
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  grind Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on the
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  line We'll be right back. He a host with the
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  sauce Henry Oaks and Reinhardt Lightning never
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  lost Puzzle piece crown Man this dude was the
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  boss City Mr. Voice That's the ultimate coast
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  Farewell Hammer and Hank Gotta close up the show
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  Legend in the booth Where the vibes used to flow
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  Autism warrior Always running the glow But all
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  good things Gotta let the curtain go slow Radio
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  gate never ghost He a host with the sauce Henry
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  Oaks and Ryan Harp Life never lost Puzzle piece
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  crown Man this dude was the boss The ultimate
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  cause. Hey, what's up, guys? It's Ryan Hoppe
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  here. I host the award -winning and nationally
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