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Ep 11 - Blood on the Ice · The Frostworn Oath

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  From broken time. From stolen trust, from blood in
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  the bills and names We can't Unsafe.
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  We are the Frostborn oldie, and we're still not sorry.
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  We crawled out of snow drifts and worse intentions.
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  That's torn up by Bad Omen's intention.
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  Our glass shattered. Yeah, that's stuck time still.
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  Sideways. And the gods are fucked.
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  False. Never mind, it's a fucking 7.
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  Wave, wave he's. Going to stab you?
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  Run away. Guess what?
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  Leave. Rook takes a step back, existing
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  it at all. Gang say bitch.
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  And darts off. I'm running after his ass
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  running. No come.
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  Towards the forestry and he's just and he limps and but he's
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  still, he's still got some speed to him and.
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  Chase his ass, everybody. Hey boy, where are you going?
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  You don't want to stay and drink and I take my flask out.
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  So you holler this off and shake it around as he darts into the
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  woods, and you hear nothing. You see nothing.
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  I am curious as to where he came from, so if possible I would
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  like to try to follow his tracks.
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  Revan Hoshiko for look. I fucking knew it.
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  You catch Vallejo in a steady click, moving further ahead of
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  you NE a few feet away. Vallejo, where are you going?
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  I was just going to see where he came from.
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  I'm making my way further in this cave, stilt up with my 21
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  steel. You move further in.
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  It's dark. Pitch black dark.
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  Oh, I can't see shit. You can smell, as I said, the
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  the faintest bit of a fire, fire, smoke.
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  You don't hear anything yet you can hear that.
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  You know that drops of cave water and as you carry further
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  on in, it's just pitch black, pitch black.
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  And then finally, as you begin to take a turn around this left
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  corner, as you go deeper and deeper in, you start to see the
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  slightest flicker of a glimmering light further on in.
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  I'm going to keep moving up. I'm going to try to get the
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  sight. As you begin to creep up on that
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  corner's edge, you peer over and immediately you catch eyes on
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  figures smaller in shape, very similar to what you had just
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  fought hours before, three of which huddled around a fire.
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  See you in The Cave. Note I'm not like Torch.
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  You light your torch, and as you do so, there is that crackling.
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  The illumination takes over a nice little radius as you can
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  make your way, and you continue on, heading further in further
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  in Vallejo. Just as you're beginning to
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  approach even closer to try and find your way around and get a
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  better look at what's going on behind these goblin shapes and
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  this fire, all of a sudden you overhear the slightest tick of
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  commotion. All of a sudden there is a bit
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  of illumination coming at your backside.
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  As as my back starts to illuminate, I'm going to quickly
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  shit, I'm going to hastily just make my way into the room with
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  the with the fire and the meat. Just ever so slightly.
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  There's a slight little bit of gravel and rock just lodged
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  gravel. Immediately you see these
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  elongated pointy ears. They are illuminated by the
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  fire. You just see them perk up in 2
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  heads like Prairie dogs. Just.
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  Don't need you. They immediately look at you and
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  they're both holding spear like shaped weaponry and they're
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  just. It was a fucking crit, didn't I?
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  Oh, shame on me. So first spear sails catches you
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  right underneath the collarbone, second one also hits.
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  I'm down. Are you down?
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  Down. I'm down.
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  In an earlier round. Like did you go down swinging?
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  OK so I'm going to run up and like slide next to the Vallejo
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  and be like wait wait wait wait dude do y'all speak?
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  Spanish. Do do y'all speak common?
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  Calmly just looks at you, puffing out his chest big.
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  Size sizing me up. Yeah, and just kind of stares at
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  you for a moment. Yeah.
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  And starts motioning with its hand, you know, back where you
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  came from. Yeah, I'm.
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  Gonna look, I'm like one, one second, please.
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  I'm gonna try and stabilize the layout.
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  I'm gonna give the goblin be like, thank you for letting us
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  do this real quick. And I'm giving him a few
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  rations, as you know, some food. I would like to see what's going
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  on, usually trying to find. Rook's girl.
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  What you don't see right away is the goblin that's furthest back
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  of the three with the spear suddenly goes stiff instantly
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  and you're here. I say that, you little fucker.
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  And a blade comes straight out, poking through the front of his
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  throat. Hey Tie, we found Rook.
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  And it drops to the ground and Rook stands there.
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  Appreciate you guys coming to help out.
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  Father Robson is going to Scorchinery 1 twin spell and
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  Scorchery the other going to fucking attack us now because
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  they're going to think he's with us.
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  Complete disruption. Bodies go flying past Rook,
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  smashing into Palisades, smashing into barriers.
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  Rook has a wide ass grin on his face as he shakes his head.
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  Like oh hell yeah, we got this. I still fucking hate you.
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  I love you too buddy. And he grabs.
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  He grabs that short sword that you gave back to the goblin you.
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  Know you're giving it back to me.
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  We'll talk about it later, all. Right, get back, get back mates.
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  I got this. I can't sleep.
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  This is going to be awesome. The gods will call us a mistake.
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  We'll call it unfinished. One you need one you need one
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  stop 1 not multiple people. All right, do it.
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  All right, good luck. Syncing it up.
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  Good luck syncing it up. Hey, Dad's going to be listening
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  to the 1st 5 minutes like why are we just fucking clapping
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  and. I'm.
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  Assuming we're just going. To go also take one big bite and
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  that'll be forever. Is that a sandwich?
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  Yes, Mexicans make sandwiches. I thought everything was in
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  fucking tortillas. I.
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  Like these better? It's a tortilla, not just a kind
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  of sandwich. Technically, it's a type of
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  bread. I mean, hot dogs are sandwiches,
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  so I consider a Taco a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich.
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  Yeah, yeah. No, it is not.
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  Yes, it is Bate now, Trent. No, it is.
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  Not 100% of sandwich it. Is.
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  A cushion mind as a piece of meat between two pieces of
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  bread. No, it is not.
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  That is not a fucking sandwich. Do not Google this shit.
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  We're going. To Googling sandwich definition,
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  an item of food consistent of two pieces of bread with meat,
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  cheese, or other fillings between two pieces of bread,
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  milk. Have you?
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  Not two pieces of bread. It's one piece of bread.
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  Have you never eaten a hot dog that's fallen apart in the
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  middle before? That's a sandwich.
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  That's not a sandwich because it's broken apart when you have
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  a hot dog. But when you have a hot dog bun,
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  it is literally one piece of bread.
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  Can you make that shape with your hands again?
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  One more time? No, we're upgrading in our life
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  and hey man, we're one of those diverse crews.
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  Now we have a Hispanic, a black white guy and landed the.
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  Game. And Trent is?
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  And Troy kings. We love Troy Kings, we love Troy
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  Kings. And then I'm just a white guy.
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  I'm white. I'm like 98% European.
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  CJ it's just a straight white guy.
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  Oh yeah, I am Jewish. We have all the bases covered
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  and actually straight up actually you, Ty and I are
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  straight up mutts. Guys, I'm also part native, so
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  I'm technically native. He's an.
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  Everything is covered. He's a Mexican.
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  How do you say Mexican? Indian.
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  Yeah, Mexican. Yeah, that's perfect Mexican.
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  Damn dude, we do have everything.
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  We're good to go. We can say where.
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  We don't have an Asian, damn it. We need an Asian.
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  We have a 3% Asian Asian. Woman 3% Very an Asian man.
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  Okay, I can do that. So by the way, shout out Chase
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  and Next Life Games for supplying with with a new place
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  to record our podcast. Awesome little space for us, and
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  an awesome space for gamers of all sorts and types.
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  You can come down here, you can play video games, you can play
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  magic, you can play D&D, do whatever you like. 56 Main St.
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  in Silva, North Carolina. They got so many games like
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  classic retro, they got like old like PlayStation games.
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  I apologize to Superman. Also Yu-gi-oh TCG, Pokémon TCG.
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  Django. You like playing with codes?
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  You like doing nerd shit? Fuck yeah.
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  Come here. I'm very happy and Chase is also
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  just a great guy. Anybody that comes on into the
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  store is just going to have a good time and a good experience
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  this. Is a wonderful place he's.
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  Very friendly. That is awesome.
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  He's very friendly. Awesome.
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  That's why he's. Not go.
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  That's why you go. Quidditch.
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  Speaking of our diverse cast, now we have grown officially
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  would like to welcome. Am I saying this right?
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  Miguel. Miguel.
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  Yes, hi, yes, I'm the Miguel of said shout outs by said.
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  Shout out Miguel, thanks for closing.
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  We pay. You.
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  I am in fact said. Miguel what a.
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  Combo. I must say fellows, what a
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  combo. Perfect sink.
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  It's a it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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  It really is. Look at us, our diverse group
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  come together. Hey, when we pull up in the
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  neighborhood, nobody gets freaked out.
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  I. AM.
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  A bunch of women would, because we're men.
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  That's true, Yeah. Yeah.
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  They prefer bears. I don't know, I'm dressed pretty
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  nicely. They might mistake me for just a
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  random gay guy. You know who else was dressed
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  very nicely? Who?
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  Ted Bundy. Yeah, well, I'm not going to ask
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  for help with my car. I'm just saying that man had
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  charisma. He picked up bitches and a tan
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  Volkswagen Beetle. Oh my God.
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  And you know how he did it. How?
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  My car broke down. Could you give me a hand?
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  He he had bitches swooning for him while he was on trial for
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  murdering other women. OK.
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  OK, wait a minute. Honest to God, do you guys know?
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  I mean, yeah, he was in trial for a long time.
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  But you know what sealed his fate?
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  You know what? How they got him for everything.
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  They matched his teeth into a bite mark on butt cheeks of the.
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  Yeah, I forgot to read that out. Yeah.
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  Yeah, enough about that dark stuff.
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  Let's go ahead and get this started.
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  Now I'm getting this some other dark stuff.
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  Let's talk about Jeffrey. Let's talk about Jeffrey Dahmer.
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  Talk about the man, no? Let's move.
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  On. Cheers with all that knowledge
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  and information to my left. My name's Tji.
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  Play the character Father Osrich, an old senile man who
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  doesn't believe in the God that he preaches about.
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  Fun fact about Father Ostrich is he cannot die of old age.
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  He's effectively immortal unless something kills him.
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  Like old. Age.
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  Now he can't die from old age. How do you think he's 84 in the
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  fucking D&D universe? You like people lived 84 in the
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  D&D universe? Fuck no.
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  Sure, he should have died of the plague by now.
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  This is accurate. This is accurate and our again
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  our newest cast member. Yes, hi, I am Miguel.
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  I will be playing Brother Hayes, same Church of Father Ostrich
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  but he still believes in Seratin.
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  But he doesn't like the higher ups.
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  He'll fuck you too man. He doesn't like the higher ups.
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  He rather only do what he can for Sheridan, not for other
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  people. So he's actually a good person.
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  In a in a way, yes, but kind of. He's.
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  He's he smokes weed. To be determined.
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  Oh yeah, that people smoke weed are the worst.
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  Get the fuck out of my office, yeah?
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  I know, right? It doesn't happen, you know, his
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  family disowned him, you know. All right, I want.
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  To I want to I want a little introduction of this voice.
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  Oh, Oh yes, let me give you the voice.
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  Hey y'all. Anyway, give me a second.
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  You warm up, let me warm up. Who's getting in the character?
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  Sorry, I'm getting in the character.
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  Hey y'all, I'm Brother Hayes. I will be here.
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  I'm your cleric. I will be here to help out.
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  That's about it. Like what's up dude?
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  Like come on man, like by the. Way you're muted, still on with
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  the cast. I apologize.
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  I apologize. I'm new you.
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  Got to get used to it I. Apologize.
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  I apologize deeply. Fun fact about Brother Ostrich.
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  Brother Ostrich. I'm.
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  So sorry I am tired, I have worked quite a bit.
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  And slightly under the influence.
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  Of course, as always, Brother Hayes is not very good at
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  telling his directions from left to right, so the point he has to
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  hold his hands out to make sure he's going the right way.
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  So this will be a situation that may come up later.
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  Keep that in mind. Oh, I'm going to keep it in
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  mind. Please don't.
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  T Dog. Yes, we all know me.
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  I'm shrimp, formerly played in the not way.
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  Rest in peace my boy. But now I'm playing Voltzkar,
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  just a guy who can pretty much shape into anything he wants.
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  Beautiful, beautiful. And where's Volscar's mindset
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  right now? We also still need a fun fact.
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  That too. What?
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  What, No new no new fun facts for him yet?
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  What? Fun fact, Volscar is still
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  sitting at that tree. Where the hell is he?
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  I mean, he thinks that he's like underground or inside the tree
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  Did. You ever think where is?
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  His mindset at right now, well, right now I'm waiting for that
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  little bastard to come out of this motherfucking tree.
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  He's not in the hot dog. He's not in the tree, really.
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  Bad. I want a hot dog.
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  Real. Real man hot.
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  Hot I want a hot dog, so it. Reminds me of the 4th of July.
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  All right, so nicely dressed today, please.
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  Who are you? Well, you know you should always
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  dress well if your own funeral. Not if I can say something about
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  it. It's me, Toyfus, the lovely
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  voice of Vallejo, in more than a predicament right now.
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  My mindset is blank because I'm thinking of how cold the ground
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  is right now. And a fun fact about me, I've
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  been married 7 times. I'm still a virgin because I'm
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  saving it for the right woman. To my right.
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  So close. Get so far away.
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  The lovely nihame. I didn't go ching Chong.
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  Ching, you just did. Oh, it is Dara.
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  I do have an interesting fun fact for you today.
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  So Dara growing up was an orphan, but she does still have
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  faint memories of having a sibling brother.
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  Dafak, well, with everybody currently, where we are, where
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  we last left off. Vallejo, after the initial
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  encounter with Rook and these goblins made his way,
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  backtracking the first initial steps of Rook out into the
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  encampment that they had had. He journeyed his way, following
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  the tracks. Volskar did something very
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  similar, but he pursued the getaway of Rook, unfortunately
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  becoming quite determined. He was in a tree or around a
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  tree. His intelligence isn't so good.
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  He's only got a nine. Vallejo discovers a cave,
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  approaches and enters at that time.
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  Suddenly it's dark, mysterious. He turns a corner deep within
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  and hits the G spot. That's right, finding 3 goblins
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  around a campfire before he could determine exactly what he
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  was going to do from there, flickering light coming at his
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  back. Giggity presses forward, seeing
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  if he can circle around the three goblins on the campfire,
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  when alas a bit of rebel makes him discovered by these goblins,
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  immediately perking them up seeing him to which one 20s two
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  Spears being taken down. Vallejo drops just in time as it
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  is too late to realize that the fire flickering light that he
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  saw at his back was that of Father Osric Griffin Dara.
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  Following his tracks, chaos ensued very shortly thereafter,
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  those 3 goblins dead. Rook makes a surprise attack
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  after Father Osric almost got the situation handled, but of
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  course with Father Asterisk's Asterisk.
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  Fucking idiot. With Father Ostrich and Daring
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  Powerful Blast taking out two of the remaining goblins, it
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  alerted everyone within The Cave.
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  Trent, you're beautiful. Thank you.
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  You're very Bonita today, Trent Movie movie.
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  I like. I like the face painting, the
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  skeleton hands so edge so cool. We're going to we're going to
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  take place First off outside Volskar.
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  Yes. As you are steady focused on
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  this tree, you're just looking around.
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  Where is this son of a bitch? Where the fuck is he?
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  Give me a perception check. It's not bad. 11. 11 You
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  suddenly do overhear something, the crush of snow footfall from
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  behind you, brother. What the fuck is that?
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  You and a Ricci, as you, as your wagon comes into it, comes down
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  the path you both recently discovered a horrible mess.
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  Tense, blood disarray, dead creatures.
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  These goblins. Arici recognize them
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  immediately, knowing what they were, and realized that this was
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  in fact this. This has to be the guys that
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  left a little while ago. This has to be Ostrich and
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  Vallejo Ostrich Junior. That's a long story.
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  And then you see tracks going right, tracks going left.
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  You chose one. What?
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  If Grip is Austin Junior, that makes him OJ, I'm sorry.
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  No, you're good. That's that's I'm keeping it in.
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  That's what she said. Turn them into OJ.
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  Don't kill your wife, grip. You chose at random, deciding to
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  follow the tracks to the left, and you approach going into the
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  woods. What?
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  I said don't buy a Bronco, I'm going.
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  To buy him a wild horse and it's going to be a Bronco.
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  Fuck. You would have reached get
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  through the woods, crunching down on some snow with your
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  feets. It's pretty cold.
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  I'm not a fan bro. This is just something you have
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  to get used to around here. Doesn't mean I have to like it.
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  Richie just kind of shrugs with that as you continue moving on,
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  the 2 of you come upon a giant black ward that hasn't
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  recognized that hasn't noticed you yet.
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  Meow. But you have noticed, they just
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  don't know. Meow.
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  Is that thing meowing? Arici of at first of course,
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  grabbing and gripping his axe tighter, then suddenly just
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  kind. Of ostrich, Yeah.
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  What is it? His jaw drops, eyes wide, looks
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  at he looks at you, brother Hayes Arici and just goes.
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  I didn't know he could do that. I did not know that either.
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  Well, yeah, no shit. Yeah.
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  Where's the rest of your people, boy?
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  Honestly I don't know, I'm just looking for this little fucking
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  bitch. OK, I have two questions here.
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  My, my good, my good Sir. First, how can you talk into who
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  are you looking for? Well, Scott?
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  You didn't really give two shits about it earlier, but you recall
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  hearing a whistle probably about in ward time 5-10 minutes ago.
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  Oh shit, Dara, I got to go. What?
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  Who are you going what? I'm heading to help my friends.
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  Orishi just kind of perks up at that too and just grips the axe
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  again and starts moving closer towards you.
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  We saw some other tracks coming around.
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  They're in trouble, huh? Yes.
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  All right, boy, let's go. Yeah, I'm coming with you all.
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  I could be of assistance. The rest of the people should
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  be. Fine at the wagon.
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  Just give me one second, boys. As he turns away.
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  Did you turn back? And just a bunch of smoke.
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  All right, now I'm ready. Orishi just kind of looks at you
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  every second. The fuck was that?
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  And then and then you guys move, you make your way up.
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  You should be at full focus. Let us go.
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  All right, So you guys, you guys are going to stay in tow.
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  I'm going to have you guys currently with your initiative
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  already pre rolled, moving together at the same time.
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  So we'll see you guys when we get there because we
• 22:39
  preemptively had initiative rolled, yes, yesterday, you know
• 22:42
  what I mean? Monday.
• 22:43
  Yeah, that one. On the on the way there, he's
• 22:45
  like, so I are you Father Ostrich?
• 22:49
  No, not at all. Then who are you?
• 22:53
  My name is Volskar. I see.
• 22:55
  I see. OK, So are you saying we are
• 22:58
  currently on our way to see Father Ostrich?
• 23:00
  Yes. OK, good.
• 23:02
  Because I'm kind of. Lost.
• 23:04
  OK, well, I'll lead you all the way.
• 23:07
  Thank you. Or she'd also just kind of
• 23:09
  shrugs and shakes his head. You know, you've been saying
• 23:11
  you're lost a lot. You've been on the wagon with me
• 23:13
  for a fucking day now we're going to the stone dwarf.
• 23:17
  Well, you see, I don't have a map.
• 23:21
  We'll figure it out. Thank you, meanwhile.
• 23:26
  Shit, everything's on fire. Malayo.
• 23:30
  Get on, get on, Malayo. David, do something.
• 23:33
  Back in The Cave. Holy shit there's like 7 of them
• 23:38
  coming everywhere. Father Ostrich, it is your turn
• 23:47
  with that banger of a 22. How many do I there's there's
• 23:52
  like how many prone in front of me?
• 23:55
  There's 5 by the way. The goblins rolled so good on
• 23:59
  those initiative rolls last week all.
• 24:01
  Right, so there's five asleep, how many are in the Greece
• 24:06
  currently? I mean, you covered them all.
• 24:10
  Grips with us, right? Grips a woman now.
• 24:12
  Wait, that guy? Grips a little rat.
• 24:14
  I got plans for that. Grips a rat.
• 24:17
  You guys are so mean to him. I love my baby boy.
• 24:21
  That's what made him kind of little.
• 24:22
  Rat Father, I'll forget is your turn.
• 24:23
  Don't touch my fucking son. You can do it.
• 24:34
  Father, I shrink. He's going to try and intimidate
• 24:38
  these guys. He's going to look at them.
• 24:41
  He's going to be like First off, he's going to look at one of
• 24:43
  them, point his gun at it and finger gun.
• 24:49
  That's one. I hate your soul.
• 24:52
  That is true, I just saw him roll that.
• 24:55
  Which one? I guess the one closest to me.
• 24:58
  That one with the bow. 2D6, right?
• 25:00
  Yes, the one the 1-2 that's 567814 40 damage.
• 25:10
  Do I have to confirm the? 20 you I mean, if you want to,
• 25:14
  yeah, I would. 14 plus foot 19. 14 plus foot 19. 14 + 519.
• 25:22
  Can't be that one. Oh my.
• 25:29
  Oh, you do something physically impossible?
• 25:32
  No explanation given. Rule D6.
• 25:35
  D6. Did that go into the bag?
• 25:39
  Yes, I did it. Could look fine in that.
• 25:42
  Oh yeah. That's great.
• 25:43
  It was pretty good. It was actually kind of easy.
• 25:46
  Oh no. So your finger gun blast impacts
• 25:51
  hitting the goblin? Sorry I can't let you distract.
• 25:54
  Describe this kill. OK.
• 25:56
  No accelerate, just finger guns. 22 hours.
• 26:02
  Finger Gun Blast hits the goblin with the bow and arrow, the
• 26:06
  impact, the power. You put a lot of what you had
• 26:09
  into that and it just. Not only does it explode through
• 26:12
  him, but the goblin goes flying back into the goblin behind it
• 26:17
  and it takes 6 damage. Hell yeah.
• 26:21
  Then I'm going to look at the goblins and be like if y'all
• 26:24
  want to turn out like him. If y'all don't want to turn out
• 26:27
  like him I just just running they're.
• 26:31
  Too busy, kind of slippy sliding on the. 13 on intimidation.
• 26:36
  You only intimidated the one right I.
• 26:37
  Was trying to intimidate all of them.
• 26:38
  I killed the one to intimidate the rest I.
• 26:44
  Know how you. Feel.
• 26:44
  I'm like, no, yeah, I know. It's hard, isn't it?
• 26:50
  It's hard. So actually quite a few of the
• 26:54
  goblins start to kind of just kind of warily try and maneuver
• 26:58
  backwards slightly. It looks like they want to get
• 27:00
  away from you. I'm.
• 27:02
  Sorry. It was the problem.
• 27:05
  Bowman's turn. It's Rook's turn.
• 27:11
  I was about to say, whoa, whoa, I.
• 27:13
  Wasn't Rook roll for initiative? I got like a 19.
• 27:17
  Rook roll pretty high. Yeah, 22.
• 27:19
  You got an 18. The only reason I went before
• 27:21
  Rook is because I had a higher role technically.
• 27:24
  Like a Bowman dead. Little Bowman Dwarf.
• 27:27
  Bowman. He gone.
• 27:28
  Bowman dead. Dead as well.
• 27:31
  Rook is going to move over to the side there of The Cave one
• 27:35
  sitting and Rook is going to move up that way.
• 27:44
  Rook stabs this guy with that dagger short sword.
• 27:52
  We're going, we're just going to, we're just going to call it
• 27:53
  what it is when I figure it out and stabs him with it.
• 27:57
  And you can see a slight shudder over the goblin that he strikes,
• 28:02
  Yanks it back out, and then he moves his full speed that he has
• 28:06
  left back, disengaging. Dirk.
• 28:11
  Dirk. A.
• 28:13
  Dirk. It's a It's a bladed weapon that
• 28:16
  is longer than a dagger, but shorter than a short sword or a
• 28:20
  long knife. A life that's awesome, you
• 28:24
  should get. One roasted fuck.
• 28:27
  Goblin with the sword in his hand.
• 28:30
  He's going to move up to Dera. See Herky Burky.
• 28:35
  Jeez. What this dude Get on
• 28:37
  initiative. He's rolling.
• 28:39
  I I I'm sitting here talking still stagger to move forward.
• 28:45
  Is he? Is he within 5 feet of his
• 28:47
  buddy? Yeah, OK, They all are he.
• 28:50
  Does have to roll? No, he just has.
• 28:53
  Movements got in half. Yeah.
• 28:55
  Oh, OK, well. So, still staggered from the
• 28:58
  attack by Rook, this goblin moves up with his sword and
• 29:02
  slices at you Dara, and you're able to just maneuver slightly
• 29:05
  out of the way and kick it back with whatever weapon you're
• 29:08
  holding right now. The the spear, The double sided
• 29:10
  spear. Double sided.
• 29:11
  Yeah, my my handy dandy. Double.
• 29:14
  Sided spear What? All right, next 10.
• 29:18
  Boy, oh boy. Yeah.
• 29:22
  That's. See, I'm Mike.
• 29:24
  Dara. Hi mate.
• 29:26
  In the back there's a goblin that looks slightly different,
• 29:29
  less physical from the others, and with a tattered human skull
• 29:35
  up top, a stick. It just moves out at you and a
• 29:40
  freezing burst of ice and shrapnel just grasps and hits
• 29:46
  you right in the chest. Hey, I'm the spell guy.
• 29:52
  What was that? 8 damage.
• 29:54
  Oh, does that hurt? Give me a constitution. 8 + 210.
• 30:01
  You're all so slow. You're so slow now just getting
• 30:04
  your your, you know what I mean? Movements have.
• 30:08
  Burn. Dave, it's your turn.
• 30:11
  Oh yeah, mate, you want to, you want to hit me?
• 30:15
  I'm going to hit you back. That motherfucker.
• 30:19
  That motherfucker, I'm going to look at them and say, oh, what
• 30:23
  do I say? Because I don't exactly know how
• 30:25
  this works. I just kind of understand it.
• 30:28
  It's basics. Does Command my new spell?
• 30:34
  Does that have to be like a word?
• 30:37
  Command. Yes, it can only be one word.
• 30:39
  Yes. My favorite one is come.
• 30:44
  No, I don't think I'll use that or shit.
• 30:46
  It's a good one. And I can't say die.
• 30:49
  I can't say die. No.
• 30:52
  It could be literally one word of anything you want.
• 30:53
  I'm talking it could be, it could be run, it can be drop it
• 30:57
  can be. Lay down anything.
• 31:01
  That doesn't lay down them having to hurt themselves.
• 31:02
  It would. Just be late just starts fucking
• 31:06
  me. Down, boy, down.
• 31:09
  All right, I'm going to look at him and say run, and I'm going
• 31:13
  to point behind us and just have him run past us out The Cave
• 31:18
  with himself. Yeah, you can't.
• 31:21
  You can't tell him what direction they're on or in just.
• 31:23
  Like run, he's facing our direction, so I'm assuming
• 31:25
  that's the way he's going to go. Actually go backwards life.
• 31:28
  Runs. Do you see 13?
• 31:32
  That's your spelled easy, I know that.
• 31:37
  Fail. You do it run and it just kind
• 31:41
  of looks at you with a gleaning in its eye and it goes.
• 31:44
  You run. Fuck.
• 31:48
  Now command is an action, not a bonus action, correct?
• 31:51
  That is correct, you still have a bonus action and you can still
• 31:54
  move. Although I'd be wary about
• 31:56
  moving because you do have at least one goblin right there
• 31:59
  next to you. Yeah, doesn't have much.
• 32:02
  I don't have much for bonus action.
• 32:09
  Instilled out as a bonus action. I'm going to look at the one
• 32:13
  that hit me with the the ice. I'm so.
• 32:15
  Proud of you, that is so smart. I'm going to.
• 32:18
  I'm going to look at him and say if you continue to fight us, you
• 32:22
  will die gruesome death. Do you guys remember the first
• 32:25
  Resident Evil movie? You're all going to die down
• 32:28
  here. Did it work or not?
• 32:32
  So right there when you say that, you can tell that the
• 32:35
  shaman just has this look on her face, just a bit more weary.
• 32:40
  And it's that goblin right there.
• 32:43
  It's going to move up to Father Ostrich.
• 32:46
  Going to use the black dye, although those Blues that I just
• 32:49
  got are rolling nice for the goblins.
• 32:53
  Thank you missed. Does an 11 hit you?
• 32:58
  Fucking obviously. I guess I'm dead, guys.
• 33:00
  It was nice being on the podcast because an 11 hits me.
• 33:05
  And with that, Vallejo, it is your turn.
• 33:08
  He's sleeping. I'm unconscious.
• 33:10
  You are. Unconscious.
• 33:12
  Somebody has to wake you up. Now you know what, give me I'll
• 33:16
  make it difficult, but give me ADC 15 con.
• 33:21
  Are they both dog shit for you? To be sure, I don't think he has
• 33:25
  very high wisdom. He may have just not won.
• 33:28
  I. Dies.
• 33:30
  Dies got a. 10. Still sleepy Bee Bee I'm.
• 33:34
  Going to throw a rock at you. All right, it's that big fat
• 33:37
  rat's turn. Don't name the crack.
• 33:43
  Come on, griefy baby. Grip's a bitch.
• 33:50
  Father Awesome. All you hear is dead Arrow pops,
• 33:57
  the goblin that ran up on you and missed and still alive, but
• 34:01
  alas. Can I catch the arrow?
• 34:04
  What? No, and he missed the goblin
• 34:06
  when that Griff drops his bow and runs towards that goblin
• 34:12
  with his hooked cutlass. Oh yeah, he has one.
• 34:17
  He took the Norways. And now it is the the last
• 34:21
  standing goblin right there. See for.
• 34:25
  That standing. This guy.
• 34:26
  Yep, Yeah. Oh God, let's see who we're
• 34:29
  going for. I actually got two other soul
• 34:31
  standing. Yeah, I think the other one
• 34:34
  already did something. Yeah.
• 34:36
  This one over here in front of Dale.
• 34:38
  The one in front of Dale hasn't done anything yet.
• 34:40
  Oh, I haven't looked at your picture yet.
• 34:42
  You get too standard. Yeah, that'll work OK.
• 34:44
  Uh oh. Yeah, these dice are these dice
• 34:48
  are good. But it shit against me.
• 34:51
  Dera 5 damage as you are stabbed.
• 34:56
  No, yeah. What the hell, leave me alone.
• 35:03
  Oh my God, maybe not. Does a nine hit you, brother
• 35:10
  Hayes and Volskar and Odici, you make your way and with this
• 35:15
  round you have you guys make it to the entrance of a cave.
• 35:21
  Now we're running real fast. Real.
• 35:23
  Fast. Yeah, Hayes, it's your turn.
• 35:25
  What you doing there? OK, so this is what Brother
• 35:31
  Hayes will do. So of course we are running.
• 35:34
  I will be right next to Volscar. So he will give him a good pat
• 35:40
  like, you know, Giddy up dog and say you know, yeah, you know,
• 35:46
  Giddy up smacks him on the ass and he will cast enhance ability
• 35:52
  on him. Give him what's it called, Cats
• 35:56
  Grace so he'll have advantage on dexterity and also doesn't take
• 36:00
  damage from falling 20 feet or less if it isn't incapacitated.
• 36:04
  So if that that grease shouldn't be too much of a problem with
• 36:07
  the advantage. Sexy.
• 36:09
  Does that make your turn, Sir? Yeah, that's.
• 36:14
  All I can. Do all right Voltscar, it is
• 36:16
  your done Sir. Good.
• 36:19
  Move. I'm assuming I moved.
• 36:20
  I'm assuming we moved. I'm dashing.
• 36:22
  I'm trying to get Deira. Deira, I love that even though
• 36:25
  he's not actually ostrich like actually the ward I used to like
• 36:30
  Baby's in. But I can rage.
• 36:35
  Bonus action. How long does it last?
• 36:38
  Less than a minute. Yeah, unless you don't get a
• 36:40
  hit. But if you don't take damage
• 36:43
  this round or by the end of next, then you lose your rage.
• 36:47
  Might want to hold off until the start of your turn, Father
• 36:49
  Ostrich. So I got 3 currently in front of
• 36:53
  me, one beside me, one in front of me, one diagonal to me.
• 36:56
  Right noise. I'm going to use my.
• 37:01
  Last, I don't know what spells on it I'm.
• 37:04
  Going to cast scorching Ray, you would on the mage one, which I'm
• 37:09
  assuming is that one in the back, right?
• 37:11
  Yeah, yeah, just go to this one there.
• 37:14
  Yeah. I'm a cast scorching ray on him,
• 37:16
  but I'm going to expend the sorcery point to transmute spell
• 37:20
  and change the damage type to poison or acid.
• 37:24
  Transmute spell. Love it.
• 37:27
  Is poison and acid 2 separate? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do poison
• 37:30
  then. Oh, I have to attack.
• 37:32
  OK. That's what I say.
• 37:34
  Yeah, it's I'm hitting him with all three.
• 37:39
  So I have three attacks, right? Yeah, 17 for the first one, 24
• 37:48
  for the second one. Yeah, 19 for the third one.
• 37:51
  These dice are rolling like bugging fire.
• 37:54
  What really do your damage? Scorching ray is brain 2D62-D6.
• 38:05
  That was sexy. Skeleton. 22 points of damage.
• 38:12
  Damn. Did he kill him?
• 38:14
  No. Damn that's damn bones.
• 38:18
  Actual finger guns I. Don't know if you're being
• 38:21
  serious. Yeah, I'm going to try and kill
• 38:23
  this fucking guy. 22 damage. Yeah, I don't hit.
• 38:28
  Yeah, he does. He don't.
• 38:29
  So just. And she's clearly staggered.
• 38:34
  Go. That's a dark finger.
• 38:37
  It's one of them's bent. The one on the left is slightly
• 38:40
  bent, but as as I do the scorch and ray, you know y'all see me
• 38:46
  do scorch and rays Bang Bang bang.
• 38:48
  But instead of like the glass melting and stuff, you see it
• 38:51
  like heat up hot at first, but then like change slightly into
• 38:54
  like a greenish view and the stand just comes out and like
• 38:57
  this kind of like clumpy. Like what's the weather looking
• 39:00
  for like a clumpy? A booger.
• 39:02
  Essentially like a like a big ass loogie flying at this guy.
• 39:07
  It's not, it doesn't give the poison condition, it's just
• 39:09
  damage. Oh, OK.
• 39:10
  OK, I was like, thank God I was worrisome that.
• 39:14
  Would have been fired if it did. I was under the assumption it
• 39:17
  did, but I'm not going to change that.
• 39:19
  I have one sorcery point left. God damn, how many do you have?
• 39:23
  Rook runs up to try and strike that one again.
• 39:26
  Regrettably it's able to deflect it even though is it looks like
• 39:29
  it's starting to lose whatever wooziness it had prior.
• 39:34
  And with that miss on, the goblin Rook does retreat back as
• 39:38
  far as he possibly can, and he's just like.
• 39:41
  Oh shit. That goblin would get an attack
• 39:43
  of opportunity. Right, unless he used disengage.
• 39:45
  He used disengage. Sorry, I didn't say.
• 39:47
  That. Come on.
• 39:48
  DM I forgot he's a rogue so he can use this a bonus action.
• 39:52
  You're a rogue. All damaged.
• 39:54
  I'm a sorcerer, I'll be casting magic.
• 39:57
  I don't believe you all. Right.
• 39:59
  I can't see anything right now. Let's just see.
• 40:01
  Gay with the fucking squash. One in three, that goblin's
• 40:08
  attacking you, 2 and four, it's going to go after the one that
• 40:11
  just swung on them and miss. Yes.
• 40:14
  All right, that one takes off running four and that is?
• 40:20
  Bolskar, opportunity to protect. Not Darrow, right?
• 40:22
  Because she's. I think Darrow would get one,
• 40:24
  too. Yeah.
• 40:25
  All right. Yep, go ahead, opportunity
• 40:27
  attacks. Simple melee.
• 40:28
  Get an. Opportunity attack.
• 40:30
  He ran past you. I.
• 40:31
  Didn't get it. 1010 total, no advantage.
• 40:36
  Sorry baby. So it's your strength mod plus
• 40:38
  your two for proficiency. What'd you get watching that?
• 40:43
  So sad. Yes, that hits.
• 40:45
  Well usually my rolls are like shit now.
• 40:48
  They used to be like straight P. It's because you killed the
• 40:51
  beginner's luck. It was the Nanawe luck.
• 40:54
  But you you hit roll your damage.
• 40:57
  Meow. He's going in his emo phase.
• 41:00
  I. Need.
• 41:01
  An. Emo, I need my long hair back.
• 41:04
  It's ADA plus your strength mod, but +2 for Oh no no yeah, you
• 41:10
  didn't Ridge which which was smart this time.
• 41:13
  It literally would have helped, but that was a smart play not to
• 41:16
  use it. You didn't know he's going to
• 41:18
  run past you. 6 plus OK, so 6. He does get to Rook.
• 41:24
  That one's at 17 health. I don't know.
• 41:27
  I was taking a guess. I believe it.
• 41:30
  What if you're right? I might be.
• 41:33
  Could be, I don't. Expect them to have over 20
• 41:35
  because my 22 on the regular goblin killed it.
• 41:38
  Yeah, it did. Well it also varies.
• 41:40
  That's true too. Different types of goblins.
• 41:42
  I just assumed A goblin boss has 52 hit points.
• 41:45
  I assumed they were all the same except the magic 1.
• 41:47
  I never assumed they're all the same.
• 41:50
  That sounds racist. Yeah, I was going to say that
• 41:52
  that. Sounds like it sounds more
• 41:54
  racist when you assume they're all the same.
• 41:56
  Yeah. Could have been, could have
• 41:58
  been, but. What if they're both racist?
• 42:01
  So we got to decide which one is less racist, and that's the
• 42:04
  route we travel. I think they're saying they're
• 42:06
  all the same as the as the more racist one because if you look
• 42:10
  like at a group of people that are all the same race and go
• 42:13
  y'all all look alike, that's kind of race.
• 42:17
  That's why I didn't specify a race.
• 42:19
  Thank you. Goblin runs.
• 42:21
  Pass Goblin. Runs pass.
• 42:26
  Oscar cracking him on the back with his club.
• 42:29
  Quarterback. But the goblin still makes it to
• 42:33
  Rook, slices him from shoulder to hip, Rook side looking all
• 42:39
  that great. Actually you can't even tell
• 42:42
  that sad with that white haired guy back.
• 42:54
  Here. That one right there the off the
• 42:56
  map. Off the move this guy.
• 42:59
  From the distance, you can see the silhouette of a figure.
• 43:02
  Another silhouette comes out from the dark backdrop of The
• 43:07
  Cave, just slightly illuminated. You can tell that this one is
• 43:12
  larger than the average Goblins is, from what you can tell, over
• 43:17
  5 feet tall, and there's some sort of distinguished thing over
• 43:23
  the top of his head, possibly a Mohawk.
• 43:27
  You don't know. He's a general.
• 43:30
  He's a. Gemini.
• 43:35
  And then kicks one of the sleeping goblins down at his
• 43:39
  feet, waking it up. Meow now.
• 43:43
  So that was fast. Dude, he is when he when he's
• 43:49
  like, hey, I'm gonna go pee at the.
• 43:50
  It probably wants a register hose in there.
• 43:52
  I'm like, dude, how did you go though?
• 43:54
  Because. Every time I pee I like, every
• 43:59
  time I pee I get to the toilet and just unless I really have
• 44:10
  just shit then I won't do it because I don't want to shit
• 44:13
  myself while I'm pissing. Life's a game of chance man, and
• 44:16
  sometimes you shit your pants. I play a coin flip deck.
• 44:19
  I know life's a game of chance. White haired goblin.
• 44:23
  He starts moving closer and towards and gets about 10 feet
• 44:27
  away from the shaman. Who's already 10 feet away from
• 44:31
  the shaman? But closer up towards y'all.
• 44:33
  So like. And that's the grease, right?
• 44:36
  What's that? What's the say for the grease?
• 44:37
  Or it's just it's slowed movement or slowed.
• 44:39
  Movement. I think you.
• 44:40
  Have movement speed and then after sorry what's the whatever
• 44:45
  half the movement speed is safe? Like expended?
• 44:48
  That or I believe they got to make a tax save to spell safety.
• 44:52
  If they move the full. He's not moving.
• 44:54
  He's not moving his full speed. OK, And Next up is the Shulman
• 44:58
  again I. Hated playing Baldur's Gate
• 44:59
  while walking through Greece and just randomly.
• 45:02
  Me too, me too because dex is my dump stat.
• 45:06
  Clearly y'all didn't have good jumps.
• 45:08
  Did real saves for the other sleeping guys yet?
• 45:10
  Does it get the reattempt? Oh my.
• 45:12
  Which one ran away by the way? I'm assuming the ones in the
• 45:14
  bag. What was the?
• 45:16
  Yep, 13. So no, that one's still asleep.
• 45:19
  That one's still asleep. Exact same number.
• 45:21
  That that is totally not flat. It was.
• 45:27
  Cooked. It's cooked.
• 45:29
  That one's awake. And that.
• 45:34
  One's awake. 2. Are awake, 2 are still asleep.
• 45:39
  Tell them to go back to sleep, Landon.
• 45:41
  Make everybody sleep. Then everybody sleeps, so no
• 45:46
  all. Right, Goblin Shaman's turn now.
• 45:51
  Daddy. No.
• 45:53
  Oh Daddy, I like that. Let's see, we've got 1234.
• 46:02
  Buck, Griff. Griff.
• 46:04
  You're trying to kill me, aren't you?
• 46:06
  No, I I let them decide, although disadvantage.
• 46:10
  He's lying out his ass. Because there's already one
• 46:13
  within 5 feet of Griff, so it's advantage and disadvantage.
• 46:16
  We cancel each other out. Flat roll.
• 46:19
  I'm going to take away his advantage so he has
• 46:22
  disadvantage. Well they they cancel each other
• 46:25
  out so he has neither. I figured he like essentially.
• 46:29
  Yeah, no, see, like still. Doubt gives him disadvantage on
• 46:31
  everything. It's like hex.
• 46:32
  Yeah, and still doubt gives him disadvantage.
• 46:34
  The pack tactics gave him advantage.
• 46:36
  They cancel each other out for a flat roll.
• 46:38
  But what if I just take the advantage he has away That's.
• 46:40
  What I'm saying the disadvantage took it away.
• 46:45
  Yeah, you can't double disadvantage.
• 46:47
  I wasn't giving him. Disadvantage.
• 46:48
  I wasn't taking away advantage away.
• 46:49
  Yeah, it. Was already done Silver barbs.
• 46:59
  OK, so it was an 18. It's going to hit, but it's not
• 47:01
  going to hit. You stop, it's going.
• 47:04
  To. Hit.
• 47:06
  Griff. He can take it.
• 47:08
  He's a beefy boy. He's a big boy.
• 47:12
  His name's OJ for a reason. I don't remember any of those
• 47:15
  guys from the fight being wearing beef.
• 47:16
  I'm just saying look. At him so.
• 47:22
  The goblin shaman starts waving its hand around, and it's got
• 47:25
  its staff in this hand. It starts waving this hand
• 47:27
  around and ice begins to formulate inside as a spear
• 47:31
  Shuck and it tosses it. It streams past you, Father
• 47:38
  Ostrich slamming into Griff into the gut.
• 47:44
  Father Ostrich weaved and Griff takes it in the gut.
• 47:50
  I almost wanted to say something dirty.
• 47:52
  I. Stopped.
• 47:58
  He staggers back. I don't believe you.
• 48:01
  And. I'm imagining that.
• 48:04
  There's something I need a deck save.
• 48:06
  Deck save. So I'm going to make an AI video
• 48:11
  of that. Griff takes it in the butt.
• 48:14
  All. Right.
• 48:15
  No, I need you to roll. Yes, kind of.
• 48:16
  I'll do it a little bit. No, I want to roll.
• 48:18
  Let me do it. All right, roll 2D6I.
• 48:20
  Want to roll dice? Oh no.
• 48:24
  What? Was 7, seven in total.
• 48:26
  Seven in total all right, so as soon as as soon as it hits
• 48:31
  Griff, he staggers back and then also it just goes explodes out
• 48:38
  with more shot device and I didn't.
• 48:42
  Weave, so I'm assuming you have 7.
• 48:47
  That hits Griffigan too. The explosion hits Griffigan.
• 48:51
  What's the explosion radius? 5 feet.
• 48:53
  OK. So the goblin in front of him
• 48:56
  takes damage too. Oh well, he does get a chance to
• 48:59
  save fuck. Up.
• 49:00
  Fuck up. I don't know man, I feel like he
• 49:03
  did it. Goblins be good at making deck
• 49:05
  saves. No, he didn't.
• 49:06
  He didn't. He didn't.
• 49:07
  Oh my God, he failed. Zach Goblin right there.
• 49:11
  They've got one night in front of me, Zach.
• 49:12
  Goblin dies. I don't know.
• 49:14
  This one. Yeah, Zach Goblin dies. 9.
• 49:16
  Shard. Explosion, George, young man.
• 49:19
  Idiot. Congratulations, just seven
• 49:20
  damage. That's two yeah, 7 damage to you
• 49:23
  and Grifty. How are we looking over here?
• 49:27
  CJ Not good for the players. Judger Hills, I'm sorry if Rook
• 49:33
  dies, I don't know. I'm just I'm going to have
• 49:36
  squishy health. David, it's your turn.
• 49:38
  It's your turn, David. OK also I wanted to clarify this
• 49:44
  because I did figure this out on dual on like double sided.
• 49:50
  Don't like double bladed weapons?
• 49:52
  Oh my gosh don't. Can't you like do a a bonus
• 49:57
  action attack? If you're dual building you're
• 50:02
  dill wielding. What about my dual sided spear?
• 50:04
  It depends if it says it in the thing or not.
• 50:06
  Yeah, I'll find it real quick. It's a finesse weapon, I know
• 50:09
  that. Well, finesse only means that
• 50:10
  you can switch between strength or decks really going to use on
• 50:12
  your roles. Well it has like 2 blades.
• 50:16
  It's got a blade on one end and blade on the other.
• 50:18
  If only, I think it would only work if you broke in half and
• 50:20
  use two each hands to make the two different weapons.
• 50:22
  I. Want to bring in?
• 50:24
  Well you're saying 2 weapons but you only have.
• 50:27
  One because it does 1D8 damage, correct?
• 50:29
  It's 2D4. Oh, it does 2D4.
• 50:31
  Yeah, 1D8. So if you break it in half, I'll
• 50:35
  let it. If you break it in half, I'll
• 50:36
  let it do 1D6 1D61-D62 attacks. SO2D6.
• 50:44
  No, I'll do that. It's still pretty weak.
• 50:49
  Weird. Maybe I'll get it.
• 50:52
  I'll. I'll have to think on that one.
• 50:53
  I'm. Going to chase you on all fours
• 50:55
  later. God, the eyebrow.
• 50:58
  Everything he. Thought about it.
• 51:01
  He was like, oh, I think I might like that.
• 51:05
  I think La, La I I, I feel like in this situation of stacked
• 51:12
  advantages against you guys, maybe using the double the the
• 51:17
  twin blades. The AC boost thing?
• 51:21
  Good. Yes, Ty, you're.
• 51:24
  Talking. About like this.
• 51:26
  Let's get a final say. I don't.
• 51:27
  Know anything about that? What did it say?
• 51:32
  I just sent it to the group chat.
• 51:33
  No see what. It says.
• 51:35
  Going to make me read. Twin Blades are Marshall Melee's
• 51:38
  double bladed pole arms that rely on the user's dexterity to
• 51:41
  keep them in constant motion. They have the finesse and two
• 51:44
  hand properties to deal 2D4 slashing damage on a hit.
• 51:47
  They also have the special whirl property.
• 51:49
  We all know what Whirl does. Maybe I don't.
• 51:52
  You ever think about that? Well, why don't you give it a
• 51:54
  whirl? Hey you, I'm going to say you
• 52:01
  can attack twice with it. Point point, really.
• 52:05
  Yeah, but on the second hit, no bonus.
• 52:07
  It's just the two D4. You don't add your decks to it,
• 52:10
  just straight 2. D4 I mean it's still 2 attack
• 52:12
  rolls so go. So.
• 52:16
  My movement speeds half right, so how many squares can I move?
• 52:19
  We are not in the grease at the moment.
• 52:21
  Mine is I got it slow or can I make another say 30?
• 52:26
  You can move 15. Three.
• 52:27
  Yeah, you can move 15. So 3 squares?
• 52:30
  3 squares. Can I go through the goblin in
• 52:33
  front of me or no? You can't actually go through
• 52:37
  his space, you have to go around him, but he does get hit.
• 52:41
  All right mate, I know what I'm going to do.
• 52:46
  Going to hit him with my spare. I'm going to go hit him one side
• 52:51
  and then the other. Oh, OK, well, I missed.
• 52:54
  That's lovely. What was it?
• 52:56
  A three? OK, you roll your second one.
• 53:00
  Oh, I get OK, Yeah, I'm not going to die, exactly.
• 53:05
  Miss both, what'd you get? What that happened?
• 53:09
  Was it a one one? No.
• 53:10
  So it's a nine. So you try and attack the goblin
• 53:12
  right there and it's able to just go weave, weave, and then
• 53:17
  it deflects the other one. All right, I wouldn't move.
• 53:20
  No, I'm not going to take a gamble.
• 53:25
  Actually, I may, because I don't want to die.
• 53:26
  An opportunity. Attack if I ran.
• 53:28
  There's only one in front of two.
• 53:29
  Yeah, there's two. 2 if you want to try and get back.
• 53:32
  How are you health wise? I'm not 13, I mean.
• 53:37
  I don't know if I'll survive. The.
• 53:38
  Next round, though, it's the thing.
• 53:40
  I'd risk it they could miss and then risk it for the biscuit.
• 53:43
  Look, I'll I'll roll the. I'll roll.
• 53:45
  Can you drink? A health potion.
• 53:47
  I'll roll my or. Can I drink a health potion now
• 53:49
  or no? You have a health.
• 53:50
  Potion. Yeah, I forgot you have one.
• 53:52
  They already used the bonus action.
• 53:54
  Yeah, that's a bonus. Action.
• 53:55
  Yeah, you can't. All you can do is move right
• 53:57
  now. Or end your turn.
• 53:59
  You can move or end your turn. Yeah.
• 54:01
  I'll, I'll, I'll move. I'm going to.
• 54:02
  I'm going to. Retreat.
• 54:04
  You didn't see the show I missed out on?
• 54:06
  That you missed. Yeah, I'm.
• 54:08
  I'm. Going to definitely try and
• 54:09
  retreat. You didn't.
• 54:11
  You don't missed out on the show training games.
• 54:13
  First deck save. Well, I haven't really failed
• 54:19
  that. I'm really so shit.
• 54:22
  You're a I'm. Done.
• 54:24
  Really, there's problem. Oh, from the stuff, yeah.
• 54:28
  You were running into them. She was.
• 54:30
  Running away. From them but still using the.
• 54:32
  Full remainder of them. Gotcha.
• 54:34
  Because it's halved for starting in it.
• 54:35
  We're not in the grease. I I'm no, I'm not.
• 54:38
  I'm halved. From.
• 54:39
  Ice. Oh, from ice.
• 54:40
  Oh, my bad. Yeah, we're on the edge of the
• 54:43
  grease, so 2. Attacks.
• 54:44
  My apologies, I thought you were in the grease.
• 54:48
  So do I, Do I? Make 2 decks saves.
• 54:50
  This way, 10 feet degrees that way do I make 2?
• 54:53
  Decks saves or no do I make? Two deck saves.
• 54:56
  You don't have to make any deck saves, but they're going to try
• 54:58
  and I. Thought that's what you said
• 54:59
  just make a deck save and I I failed.
• 55:02
  I don't know what you're talking about.
• 55:03
  Gotcha, gotcha. What did I just roll for?
• 55:07
  Don't worry about it. That was.
• 55:08
  The name of understanding. Because I thought.
• 55:11
  You were in the Reese, I thought that's what you said earlier.
• 55:13
  Yes. Are they standing up or down
• 55:15
  these? Two, these two are up.
• 55:17
  Yeah, if it's if it's flipped over, rather down.
• 55:20
  Was the flat ones. So as you run.
• 55:23
  That first one. Strikes you, You can feel.
• 55:27
  It on your back for six damage. Ow stop.
• 55:32
  Hurting me. Stop hurting me.
• 55:34
  This blue dye is so powerful I have no dyes.
• 55:38
  No dyes. Pack Tactics.
• 55:40
  Are so Sherry fuck you. Regardless.
• 55:43
  So yeah, I don't, I don't know what that was.
• 55:46
  So I feel like it wasn't good. You're still alive.
• 55:49
  Yay you take 5 damage you. Took. 11 total.
• 55:51
  You're at 2 HP. Wait, wait.
• 55:55
  How much damage did I take? You took 6.
• 55:57
  Then you took five. Oh my.
• 55:58
  Gosh, from strike. And then?
• 56:01
  Strike. Oh me, I'm here.
• 56:03
  Domain expansion. And there's another goblin over
• 56:09
  there, but he's busy with Rook. So Oh yeah, domain extension
• 56:14
  swamp. Of Serenity, other goblin over
• 56:17
  here in front of Father. Ostrich.
• 56:20
  Who the heck gets me? I'm just going to say he's going
• 56:23
  to attack you. Buddy.
• 56:24
  Oh no. Me.
• 56:27
  Oh, I'm rolling on that. OK, that.
• 56:31
  Works, so he's going to take the. 2.
• 56:37
  He misses you, Fileo. Yeah.
• 56:42
  Want to try and get up baby? 12.
• 56:48
  So still not at 15, all right. All right, can I pick up my 2
• 56:54
  gold that I. Gave that one cop I forgot about
• 56:59
  that. Sure.
• 57:01
  Yeah. All right, here we go.
• 57:03
  Griff, come on, Hook Cutlass. Ah, OK, Duck.
• 57:09
  Griff still. Injured from the piercing ice
• 57:12
  spear and the explosion. Unfortunately, he swings and
• 57:16
  just misses. Brother Hayes it is.
• 57:20
  Your turn. Take the fire.
• 57:23
  Just taking. Fire Brother Hayes.
• 57:25
  Brother Hayes over here munching.
• 57:29
  What's going on? Lend me your energy, did you
• 57:34
  say? Father Hayes.
• 57:35
  I said brother. Hayes and then spoken Father
• 57:37
  Ostrich's boys. Dude, so far, so so far, we've
• 57:40
  thought. Father Hayes and brother
• 57:43
  Ostrich. That's mine.
• 57:47
  That's going to be the ship now. See if I would have.
• 57:49
  Rolled with. That one then you might not have
• 57:50
  even got here. Yeah, probably.
• 57:54
  I already got a nickname for him.
• 57:55
  Yeah, All right, brother Hayes, no rap.
• 57:59
  Brother Hayes. You.
• 58:00
  You. Entered The Cave munching on a a
• 58:03
  travels traveller's biscuit. Before.
• 58:05
  Before. Like while I was entering The
• 58:07
  Cave as he used to. Practice and travelling many
• 58:09
  times before he of course turns on his his fancy upgraded
• 58:13
  Lantern that provides him a cone of 30 feet of light, so he turns
• 58:18
  that on. Of course.
• 58:20
  At a good pace, moving into The Cave.
• 58:22
  So he will move his I. I will use a dash action to move
• 58:25
  60 feet. How far will that move me?
• 58:27
  Were he not? Help has arrived.
• 58:31
  My voice sounds familiar. Are you?
• 58:34
  Are you, are you father ostrich this?
• 58:36
  Is sit to the unconscious cowboy I.
• 58:41
  Just like to think it's like a gmod rag doll just.
• 58:44
  There. Body just.
• 58:47
  AG mod rag doll of his body just.
• 58:50
  Twisted and just just. Exactly.
• 58:58
  I listen to Ty, just did the perfect.
• 59:00
  Thing of what I. Was thinking of exactly G mod
• 59:02
  model death. You know he was exactly in the
• 59:04
  post. That's exactly how he looked.
• 59:07
  That is exactly how he looked. If you're still listening,
• 59:11
  follow. I don't.
• 59:15
  Think I believe I don't. Think any of my healing is a
• 59:17
  bonus? Action.
• 59:18
  I know there's one I don't. Think healing word is bonus.
• 59:22
  I believe healing. Think healing if he's.
• 59:25
  Done. Let.
• 59:26
  Me check. We're verifying you're up next
• 59:31
  regardless, but it might be your turn in a moment.
• 59:33
  We are verifying the I know one that's a bonus action both Oh
• 59:37
  care wounds. Or not care wounds.
• 59:39
  Healing Word OK, we about to kill a.
• 59:42
  Cowboy, but I mean. Like I would save.
• 59:45
  It on me. And get Darrow, because yeah,
• 59:49
  but if I get you back up, you're back up.
• 59:50
  And you can. You can get out of there.
• 59:53
  I mean, we're, we're pretty much I wouldn't say.
• 59:55
  I'm and don't worry I have a better spell for old.
• 59:58
  You can't. Comment You're unconscious, you
• 1:00:00
  can't say. Anything because you don't know
• 1:00:01
  what he does as his. Bonus action he will cast
• 1:00:04
  healing word if that is what it's according to Ty, he will
• 1:00:07
  cast that healing word. He just Pats him on the shoulder
• 1:00:10
  and gets get a big boy. How much is he?
• 1:00:14
  How does? He say it though, in his voice.
• 1:00:16
  My. Bad, my bad, I forgot.
• 1:00:17
  To do the voice. My bad, my bad.
• 1:00:20
  Come on, get up, big boy. You'll be fine.
• 1:00:23
  All right. Fucking Patrick Moore, man.
• 1:00:26
  Hey, Peter, come on. Peter.
• 1:00:30
  Oh my. God.
• 1:00:32
  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think Trent's got one.
• 1:00:34
  That was so good. Hey, Peter.
• 1:00:38
  Pretty good too. That.
• 1:00:38
  Was great, Peter. Hey.
• 1:00:41
  Peter. We got some good voice guys
• 1:00:45
  around here. OK, he will heal 1D4.
• 1:00:52
  So that will be. No you don't Max it out.
• 1:00:59
  What? Level is it?
• 1:01:03
  For, it's getting closer. It gets closer to the ending
• 1:01:06
  class I. Thought it was going to begin.
• 1:01:09
  No, it's beginning. It's.
• 1:01:10
  One plus spell level. Fucking love that movie.
• 1:01:17
  So like I will. Be up but.
• 1:01:20
  I will also technically be actionless because lethargic
• 1:01:23
  burp. I like that burp.
• 1:01:26
  It's good. Good.
• 1:01:29
  OK. Brother Hayes.
• 1:01:31
  Is going to get me up. And I'm about to ruin everything
• 1:01:33
  actually. No, you're about to get pretty
• 1:01:34
  good, pretty good heel because you can get a.
• 1:01:36
  One D 4 + 5. According to this I still have
• 1:01:40
  it. You should.
• 1:01:42
  Always keep that. +2 plus spells levels.
• 1:01:44
  OK, so actually no. He will return what the plus
• 1:01:50
  Yeah, plus 6 + 6 + 6 'cause it's a it's totally took us a few
• 1:01:54
  days. Order plus level.
• 1:01:56
  Cycle of life is starting in first level.
• 1:01:59
  We. Were initially sharing 2 plus.
• 1:02:02
  Spelled levels, so three he. Bought 1 and now you have a
• 1:02:04
  plus. My wisdom.
• 1:02:05
  So it's five. We all stay.
• 1:02:06
  Around here, yeah, roundly. Power 6 but it's it's 2 plus my
• 1:02:10
  level. The spell.
• 1:02:12
  Share water now I'm women 3 + 3. Six no what you can.
• 1:02:18
  Read that. I heard.
• 1:02:19
  That open the. Shadows 3 plus. 69 No.
• 1:02:26
  Joker No. I got a.
• 1:02:29
  Little Joker. No, you've, I know I.
• 1:02:32
  Know I so you did. It backwards that.
• 1:02:36
  Turns the table. For 9 points and be right back.
• 1:02:42
  Up do it. You won't.
• 1:02:44
  Vallejo no. Balls as.
• 1:02:47
  Consciousness. Comes back to you.
• 1:02:49
  In a blurry. Eyed Vision You are staring down
• 1:02:52
  at some man you've never seen before with red eyes.
• 1:02:57
  Is he rubbing his nipples? No, yes.
• 1:03:02
  Vallejo. Are you OK?
• 1:03:04
  Are you? OK, Are you OK for Leo?
• 1:03:10
  No. The fuck happened to me?
• 1:03:13
  You've been hit by. You've been hit by.
• 1:03:16
  A smooth. Goblin.
• 1:03:21
  That was good. That was too good.
• 1:03:24
  I. Couldn't say anything.
• 1:03:26
  That was just too good. Did you not hear that?
• 1:03:31
  I looked at you and I was like. Vallejo Are you OK?
• 1:03:33
  Are you OK? Are you OK?
• 1:03:35
  Vallejo And then you're like, what happened?
• 1:03:36
  I was like, you've been hit by you've been struck by like a
• 1:03:39
  smooth goblet and you didn't. And you went so long perfectly.
• 1:03:43
  I. Dan, I feel like you could cut
• 1:03:45
  that perfectly, like. Make it sound so good.
• 1:03:48
  Oh my God, that is a golden club.
• 1:03:50
  I've been waiting for you to get up so I can make.
• 1:03:53
  That joke. Suddenly there's no stare in my
• 1:03:57
  head. Drums.
• 1:03:58
  All right, Volscar, back to it. It's time to rage.
• 1:04:03
  What does Volscar do when he gets angry?
• 1:04:07
  He gets. Hard queef did you just say?
• 1:04:13
  Queef I don't know if that got picked up or not.
• 1:04:23
  Make it get picked up. Let's get.
• 1:04:27
  This bitch right here. All right, I actually hate you.
• 1:04:31
  Honestly, you, you're raging. Fuck.
• 1:04:35
  I mean. If it's all good.
• 1:04:36
  I can just come in at 12. You hitting what?
• 1:04:39
  Do you mean I? Mean.
• 1:04:40
  Oh no, you're in my word. I'm sorry.
• 1:04:41
  That's right. Yeah, you're.
• 1:04:42
  In a different form. Yeah, I'm.
• 1:04:44
  I'm literally grabbing 2 attacks.
• 1:04:46
  I'm literally grabbing my staff. While in.
• 1:04:48
  Ward form. Yeah, right, 222.
• 1:04:51
  By detects. 2 by detects. Last feeling.
• 1:04:56
  A raging. Warg is that.
• 1:04:58
  A thing, right? Angelina turn into an hell bear.
• 1:05:01
  You're lying. Tell me about to roll.
• 1:05:04
  It's AD. Well, it's AD 20, maybe your
• 1:05:05
  regular. To hit bonus.
• 1:05:08
  Just like 2-3 ice cubes 11. Is that a?
• 1:05:12
  Strength check. No, it's not a check, it's just
• 1:05:15
  to. Hit Yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Interesting. Oh, it's a 17.
• 1:05:20
  Why do you think I was? Late.
• 1:05:23
  So why do you think so? That hits.
• 1:05:24
  What? Why do you think I was?
• 1:05:26
  17. Now it was a. 7.
• 1:05:29
  Yeah. It was a 7 + 2 that misses.
• 1:05:32
  My bad, I doubt you. Can yeah you get another?
• 1:05:35
  Attack. You get 2 bites.
• 1:05:38
  Womp womp. Is that cock?
• 1:05:40
  No, he was just playing dead by dead.
• 1:05:43
  Same thing. See, sometimes I just don't like
• 1:05:46
  dice trays. Yo, do you?
• 1:05:47
  Have advantage. Hold on watch this.
• 1:05:48
  It's a. 10. Plus you run in, no?
• 1:05:59
  And. Unfortunately.
• 1:06:01
  He's just able to Juke one way, hold on, and then push down on
• 1:06:04
  your head as it shrugs out off the other side.
• 1:06:07
  You want to try one more? Try this one and matches.
• 1:06:10
  Your color scheme. Try that. 1 here, motherfucker.
• 1:06:16
  Hold on that 20 you used to get that 20s?
• 1:06:20
  All the time. Then you killed.
• 1:06:22
  Yourself. Watch this.
• 1:06:33
  That's a Nat 20. Took out.
• 1:06:35
  Two goblins. Nice man, Skip me.
• 1:06:46
  It's by Miguel. Little goblin back there moves
• 1:06:48
  in. The first one he.
• 1:06:50
  Kicked Wait, wait, wait, wait. He doesn't have reckless yet.
• 1:06:56
  Level 1. Where's he moving into?
• 1:06:58
  Let's see, he's going to try to go through the breeze here.
• 1:07:01
  Boy, he ain't making it. What I say?
• 1:07:05
  Going for Father Ostrich What? I say.
• 1:07:08
  What's the DC? 13.
• 1:07:12
  Pass. Right.
• 1:07:13
  You're supposed to save DC is 13, right?
• 1:07:15
  Yes. Yeah, I'll hold.
• 1:07:18
  My father remember. All right.
• 1:07:20
  Gets to you, runs up and stabs you.
• 1:07:24
  In your to attack me, Sir, He did.
• 1:07:28
  Oh. You wrote, You wrote.
• 1:07:30
  For the Greece. Not to attack me, that's my bad.
• 1:07:33
  I was sending a tweet tweeting. No, you missed.
• 1:07:37
  Back. Tactics I take away.
• 1:07:39
  That advantage missed. But you took it.
• 1:07:42
  You wasted it. I can only use it 2.
• 1:07:46
  Times bro, I don't know. I don't play sorcerer, Father
• 1:07:48
  Ausrich. It is your turn.
• 1:07:50
  Yeah, I can. Just do it.
• 1:07:53
  Doing it proficiently 2 times I'm doing it OK, so 2.
• 1:07:55
  We'll show you one more. So yeah.
• 1:07:58
  My turn. That bitch ass sorcerer.
• 1:08:03
  That I attacked that one time. Still up right?
• 1:08:06
  See. All right, sick I got.
• 1:08:08
  One more. Use of meta magic.
• 1:08:11
  One more sorcery point for meta magic.
• 1:08:13
  I forgot I had Quicken spell. Shame.
• 1:08:17
  Can't use it now. All right.
• 1:08:18
  Sick fuck that guy in the back that'd be doing shit.
• 1:08:23
  I guess. Fuck that guy.
• 1:08:24
  Yeah, I guess. Fuck.
• 1:08:25
  That guy in particular? D100.
• 1:08:28
  Who? Oh, the fucking sorcerer dude.
• 1:08:30
  That I. Attacked last.
• 1:08:31
  Time the one that's little bitch ass pussy.
• 1:08:36
  Does that 17 hit him? Hell no.
• 1:08:38
  No, now I'm kidding. A hit.
• 1:08:41
  He. Cast shield the look on your
• 1:08:43
  face. I was like a hit last.
• 1:08:44
  Time what changed I'm. Sorry CJ, he actually cast
• 1:08:47
  shield. Oh motherfucker.
• 1:08:49
  Fuck, that'd have been a good idea, yeah.
• 1:08:52
  You could. Still.
• 1:08:54
  So so. Before before don't help dude.
• 1:09:02
  You get my last level 1 spell slot before damages don't
• 1:09:04
  accelerate. Oh my God, this shield spell 14.
• 1:09:09
  Shield is a. Reaction for +5 AC until your
• 1:09:12
  next. Turn and I'm going to I'm going
• 1:09:13
  to trans mute. The fire bolts you think it
• 1:09:17
  regular Shields to where it's going to do radiant.
• 1:09:20
  Go. Ahead, describe the kill.
• 1:09:22
  Yes, yes. So.
• 1:09:25
  We'll look at this. Fucking sorcerer guy.
• 1:09:26
  I'm like, hey. How is that I was the only one
• 1:09:29
  to do magic and you didn't die last time.
• 1:09:32
  So hopefully this gets you. And he points his gun shoots out
• 1:09:36
  a fire bolt and just like kind of like the scorching ray, it
• 1:09:39
  kind of like glows red at first, but then switches to a bright
• 1:09:41
  radiant light. And it's just a glowing ball of
• 1:09:44
  stand that hits this guy just kind of rips my butt.
• 1:09:48
  She had a vagina bonus action. Finger gun.
• 1:09:54
  That's crazy. At the double tap.
• 1:09:57
  I'm going for the shaman. Dude.
• 1:10:00
  Make sure you pack a punt. What round are we on?
• 1:10:02
  My dad. This is this is actually round.
• 1:10:08
  Three, there's a 22 hit. We're only on round 3 and we're
• 1:10:13
  already pack a punching. Bass Yeah, bro.
• 1:10:18
  Hey. Trent, can you hear me that
• 1:10:19
  dice? Beside your foot.
• 1:10:20
  Don't do it I. Got kick it away from.
• 1:10:23
  Miss No, no, I'm just fucking. 20. 3.
• 1:10:28
  With the big bunch Kobe. I heard that 10.
• 1:10:35
  Five damage. Five damage, 5 damage, and then
• 1:10:40
  I don't know it. Was beautiful, it was.
• 1:10:43
  Beautiful. Who did it?
• 1:10:47
  Who did? It all I heard.
• 1:10:53
  Was that's exactly what it. Sounded like it's not like a cat
• 1:10:56
  keyboard dude. Yeah, like the speakers of the
• 1:11:00
  cat keyboard. Yeah, I'm fixing that in then.
• 1:11:04
  Keep damn that in. Keep that in.
• 1:11:06
  Please, I'm fixing to make a bad play here.
• 1:11:09
  But I don't want to be close to these guys anymore, so I'm going
• 1:11:12
  to move away. That's going to be 3 opportunity
• 1:11:15
  of attacks on me. Are you insane?
• 1:11:20
  Or have advantage too. I can take one of.
• 1:11:22
  Them away. That's a.
• 1:11:24
  Reaction though, isn't it I? Doesn't say anything about.
• 1:11:27
  A reaction. I think I can just take it away.
• 1:11:29
  I think it's kind of like. I think it works like points how
• 1:11:33
  you can. Just use a point.
• 1:11:36
  So one of them doesn't have advantage.
• 1:11:39
  Whichever one the strongest doesn't have advantage.
• 1:11:42
  How do you know which one of the strongest?
• 1:11:44
  Who are you running? To I'm just running.
• 1:11:47
  Like 20 feet away I guess. Next to Vallejo Help me Hayes
• 1:11:52
  has a good. Has a good.
• 1:11:54
  Right. So what was the first one?
• 1:11:56
  Wait, what was the first one? What was the first one?
• 1:11:57
  His advantage? The first one was a one.
• 1:12:00
  No, I mean. Like I mean like.
• 1:12:02
  I'm a class wise what does he roll because I'm going to take
• 1:12:06
  his advantage away. Oh, he got a 18 to hit you OK,
• 1:12:10
  Yeah, I'm. Taking no, it's a reaction.
• 1:12:11
  Is it a reaction? I'm using a reaction to take it.
• 1:12:14
  All that was crazy once. Let's see.
• 1:12:17
  If it's lower than 11. He falls prone, otherwise he's
• 1:12:21
  going to drop his weapon. He dropped his weapon, now the
• 1:12:27
  other two just. Keep advantage.
• 1:12:29
  Does a 14 hit you meets it 5 damage slash?
• 1:12:35
  How you looking, you gash that's.
• 1:12:38
  Not good. Oh God.
• 1:12:41
  Oh no. I.
• 1:12:43
  I keep wanting to look, I'm sorry.
• 1:12:45
  I'm not going to lie. Anyway, that hits.
• 1:12:50
  Keep it low, roll A2 again. Roll A2 or a one 5050 shades.
• 1:12:57
  This guy. Gets away as he gets 2.
• 1:12:59
  Daggers. As I run.
• 1:13:03
  Up do I see? Brother Hayes, I.
• 1:13:05
  Mean. Yeah, my Lantern is on.
• 1:13:06
  He was. Yeah, he was.
• 1:13:07
  Actually, yeah, he would still see me.
• 1:13:09
  It's almost completely pitched at except, except.
• 1:13:12
  For a small campfire and my cone, he's got his Lantern.
• 1:13:19
  Yeah, my Lantern. Nice, what's the footage on?
• 1:13:21
  That you, you said. 30 feet would be fine.
• 1:13:24
  Like it's a 30. Foot cone because I had a
• 1:13:26
  magnifying glass and it's modified to be a thick a bigger
• 1:13:29
  Lantern. It's it doesn't shine in the
• 1:13:31
  circle. Just totally didn't realize.
• 1:13:33
  That, but I agreed to it so I'm fine with it.
• 1:13:35
  All right. I mean, essentially a flash.
• 1:13:36
  It's just a big. He just literally got a.
• 1:13:38
  Big flashlight. Hello.
• 1:13:40
  Hi. I don't even know what I'm
• 1:13:41
  rolling. For oh, Rook.
• 1:13:44
  Damn Rook, what did you? Not one.
• 1:13:49
  Oh Oh my God, let's roll to. Confirm.
• 1:13:51
  Ricky. Tessie, come on.
• 1:13:52
  Come on. Oh my God.
• 1:13:55
  Two. Yeah, named creatures use.
• 1:13:59
  The crit fail, Crit success chart.
• 1:14:01
  Oh, that's not good. No bueno.
• 1:14:04
  So let's see what a 2 is. That's talks about HIV.
• 1:14:12
  Is it really? Oh my God, it.
• 1:14:13
  Makes perfect sense, yeah. Exactly.
• 1:14:16
  Oh my God, Rook. Rook.
• 1:14:20
  Gets wrong. Place you freak out and move
• 1:14:26
  your speed into the most dangerous spot possible, like
• 1:14:31
  30. Well, no, he's fully does he
• 1:14:35
  attack so he can't. Yeah, 30 feet.
• 1:14:36
  Oh wait, he shows his. Bonus action, but.
• 1:14:38
  That is, yeah, he could dash. Because his bonus action.
• 1:14:41
  Oh God, which would be his full Yeah.
• 1:14:42
  And that, that that's fair. Sorry, Dread.
• 1:14:44
  You can help. 20 because that's an opportunity to attack.
• 1:14:47
  From the goblin. 354045. 5055, I feel like that's the most
• 1:14:53
  dangerous spot right there. Yeah, yeah, pretty.
• 1:14:55
  Getting in front of him. But he's that's one how?
• 1:14:57
  Many of. OK, so that's one.
• 1:14:59
  Opportunity attack on him and. He wasn't.
• 1:15:01
  Looking good, did he? Live he.
• 1:15:06
  Missed the opportunity to attack him.
• 1:15:07
  Missed. Oh my.
• 1:15:08
  God, he lived. So literally what just happened?
• 1:15:11
  Is Rook. Slices at this guy with the
• 1:15:15
  sword, freaks out and just and just starts running blindly.
• 1:15:21
  Right into. The mess of all the bad.
• 1:15:25
  Damn, I'm glad none of you guys. Got that for a crit fail.
• 1:15:28
  Not yet. I'd make it funny.
• 1:15:33
  Suddenly he turns into a goblin. That's a bunch of bad guys,
• 1:15:37
  right? There I.
• 1:15:38
  Guess I'm going to go stand next to him.
• 1:15:41
  Father Ausrich, What about me? It's the goblin that was.
• 1:15:45
  Mother. Fucker OH.
• 1:15:48
  No. Your dude, I'm going to.
• 1:15:51
  Roll to see if he. Hits you.
• 1:15:53
  We're going to do 123. I have nothing.
• 1:15:58
  I can do. He goes to Brother Hayes.
• 1:16:03
  Let's go. Come here, dog.
• 1:16:08
  Does a 14. Hit you.
• 1:16:10
  I don't. Think so, Brah comes in.
• 1:16:13
  Slicing and. You're just like Shield.
• 1:16:16
  He would just kind of like like shield it but not.
• 1:16:18
  Like in a good shield, he just kind of lets it like skid off of
• 1:16:21
  him. He just kind of just glides it
• 1:16:23
  off his shield. Oh man, you've been muted this
• 1:16:25
  whole time. Oh, I have been.
• 1:16:27
  I wonder who muted me? You were eating.
• 1:16:29
  I'm sorry. I haven't been eating for a
• 1:16:31
  minute dawg. No, you unmuted at one point.
• 1:16:34
  I think I went to mute myself and.
• 1:16:35
  Actually. Muted you?
• 1:16:35
  Oh, I was 18. Were you joking, 16?
• 1:16:38
  But what? Oh no, I wasn't joking.
• 1:16:41
  Oh well, 14 still, doesn't it? Yeah, I know.
• 1:16:44
  I was just. Letting you know because I saw
• 1:16:45
  it and I was like. So describe, describe that block
• 1:16:47
  real quick for me, babe. So.
• 1:16:49
  Pretty much so as he swings down.
• 1:16:51
  The axe sense, he's kind of like, whoa, he sides.
• 1:16:53
  Not like kind of like not in the good sideways.
• 1:16:55
  So he just kind of barely manages A sidestep and just
• 1:16:57
  scrape it off with his shield. That was beautiful.
• 1:17:00
  What'd he do? What a catch may I add.
• 1:17:03
  What a catch. What a catch.
• 1:17:05
  The catch was not returned. I refused.
• 1:17:10
  Not returned. Goblin boss this much bigger.
• 1:17:13
  City let's Cellulitis silhouetted figure comes running
• 1:17:18
  and moves right into the grease next to Rook.
• 1:17:22
  He's going to have to move past his people, so he's.
• 1:17:24
  Going to have to go. Like around, unless he can move
• 1:17:28
  through them because right there on the other side's, like The
• 1:17:31
  Cave wall, Yeah. So we'd have to go all the way
• 1:17:34
  around. But he's just going to move.
• 1:17:35
  He's just going to move in right there to where?
• 1:17:37
  Oh yeah, there's a goblin right there.
• 1:17:38
  So he's just going to move in right behind that goblin and as
• 1:17:42
  he comes. Closer he comes into.
• 1:17:44
  Shape blue icy looking skin roughly closer closer to 6 feet
• 1:17:51
  tall, 5 foot 85 foot 9 white frosted Mohawk and And you guys
• 1:17:58
  sick as fuck. I'm never going to.
• 1:17:59
  Trust Dan again, he's a avid. That he's 5 foot 85 foot 9 and
• 1:18:05
  he's close to 6 feet. I know what.
• 1:18:07
  Your Tinder bio says. Yeah, I'm 6.
• 1:18:11
  Feet. I'm like 6 feet tall.
• 1:18:13
  He's. Closer to 6 foot than he is 5
• 1:18:16
  foot. 9 in real life but on Tinder I'm 6 too.
• 1:18:19
  And with that, he just. Rears back his head holding his
• 1:18:23
  sword and just goes no, I'm kidding he.
• 1:18:30
  Just goes. He just does that.
• 1:18:31
  And they're like, this guy's a fucking clown and this guy.
• 1:18:38
  'S a pervert. And it's actually.
• 1:18:41
  A bellowing, echoing cacophony. That goes through the caved in
• 1:18:45
  y'all's direction. I need a wisdom save yes.
• 1:18:50
  Wisdom save from. Everybody from everyone.
• 1:18:53
  Within. Pooey.
• 1:18:59
  I got. A few was not from everyone.
• 1:19:01
  Within. 40 feet. I'm assuming I actually, I think
• 1:19:06
  we're out of. 40 No, we. Might be 3035.
• 1:19:10
  Yeah, we're yeah. Man, I rolled in.
• 1:19:13
  Unnatural 2. 3 minus. One OK, 14 OK.
• 1:19:19
  Critical fail. Oh my God. 3020 Oh well, I see
• 1:19:23
  what my look. Went he gets a +2 to this roll.
• 1:19:26
  Oh. That's the little if I say I
• 1:19:28
  rolled for him 8, are you going to keep that train you're going
• 1:19:30
  to roll on your. Trey.
• 1:19:32
  Yeah, Trent. Take the, Take the three.
• 1:19:35
  I'd. Recommend a Trey Trent if
• 1:19:37
  anything. I'd recommend the trick.
• 1:19:39
  That's a 5 dead you. It was literally.
• 1:19:43
  It. Was literally a like I rolled
• 1:19:45
  for you. Before you came.
• 1:19:45
  Back in it was a 6A knot one and then you rolled the four, that
• 1:19:49
  six and then that five. You still did better than the
• 1:19:54
  blood. Curdling screech shatters into
• 1:19:58
  your bones of Brother Hayes 15. My bad.
• 1:20:03
  Or without you Volscar. Everybody but me, right?
• 1:20:07
  And me and the layout. And you are frightened.
• 1:20:13
  Hold me I'm. Scared.
• 1:20:17
  Holy. Bro shit.
• 1:20:20
  Who the hell? Was.
• 1:20:29
  That. I'm sorry, Dare.
• 1:20:35
  It's your turn. Did I just hear?
• 1:20:38
  A. Pothead.
• 1:20:40
  A college kid? What in the world who is here?
• 1:20:43
  Actually, he is a college kid. All right, I'm religious all.
• 1:20:48
  Right. I'm gonna.
• 1:20:49
  I'm gonna I. Was just curious I'm.
• 1:20:51
  Going to No, I'm not gonna dash. I'm going to move.
• 1:20:55
  Am I still cold? I was my still.
• 1:20:58
  Give me another. Roll.
• 1:20:59
  Give me another. Cone.
• 1:21:02
  Who are we that? One what's?
• 1:21:05
  Wrong with that diet? Let me see that bro.
• 1:21:07
  Rolled so bad at this thing. You.
• 1:21:09
  Want you want. Smothered ice.
• 1:21:10
  I'll just use some. No, I I'm gonna I'm gonna keep
• 1:21:14
  using that you. Want to use Minecraft ICE?
• 1:21:16
  No, I like this one. Has a chicken for A9. 20 chicken
• 1:21:19
  is a chicken it's. Because I didn't say.
• 1:21:22
  Chicken. Here's a few.
• 1:21:24
  You want to say chicken? Chicken.
• 1:21:26
  Oh. My God, where'd you get these?
• 1:21:28
  My. You don't have half movement
• 1:21:33
  speed. Anymore.
• 1:21:34
  Loose D&D baby. That's.
• 1:21:37
  Awesome dude, I'm telling you I just got to say chicken.
• 1:21:39
  And I'll roll. A chicken AKA in that 20.
• 1:21:44
  All right, I'm going to. Move back.
• 1:21:52
  And I'm going to. I'm going to.
• 1:21:55
  Slash this goblin in the back. We have advantage on him.
• 1:21:58
  He's flanked #slash. Yeah, you got advantage and I'm
• 1:22:01
  going. To do the same attack I did
• 1:22:03
  last. Time I'm going to use the dual
• 1:22:07
  so going to use a dual attack. You go girl 16 and then nineteen
• 1:22:14
  hit OK. And they're both. 2.
• 1:22:19
  D4. Plus. 12 D 4 + 2 + 2 defoiced 1.
• 1:22:28
  2. 6. +28. On the first one. 8 and 6 David,
• 1:22:36
  describe your kill. As you slice up.
• 1:22:38
  This goblin all right on the first slash I'm going to.
• 1:22:42
  Slash him across the back. No, no, you're good.
• 1:22:44
  I just realized I forgot to roll.
• 1:22:46
  The frighten for Griff and Rook on my first slash.
• 1:22:51
  I'm going to hear what I'll let. You roll so it's not Griff
• 1:22:55
  failed, Rook actually passed. Fuck.
• 1:22:59
  All right, so on my first. Slash I'm going.
• 1:23:01
  To slash him diagonally across the across the back.
• 1:23:06
  And as he does that, he'll lean backwards and kind of oh and as
• 1:23:12
  as his as he swings his head. Back.
• 1:23:15
  I'm going to make the next slash connect right as his neck and
• 1:23:21
  slash the backside of his neck, breaking his spine, breaking
• 1:23:25
  into his spine. That is all you can do.
• 1:23:29
  Get. That bitch out bitch.
• 1:23:32
  That was a 16. Thank.
• 1:23:35
  You. Oh God.
• 1:23:36
  Oh God. Oh God.
• 1:23:37
  Brooke. Oh God, yeah.
• 1:23:40
  Is this the end of Rook AS? We know it.
• 1:23:44
  Is this the end of Rook? As we know it, he's going to get
• 1:23:48
  mauled. Is that a bad thing?
• 1:23:50
  I'm. Not saying it's a bad thing, I'm
• 1:23:51
  just. Saying.
• 1:23:51
  It's probably going to happen to.
• 1:23:52
  Him. I never said another good or bad
• 1:23:54
  goblin stabbed you. See.
• 1:23:57
  Just kind of oh God folk. Next one.
• 1:24:04
  Rook. Last leg just deflects it next
• 1:24:07
  one. Then we got this one right here.
• 1:24:16
  What is the verdict? Dan, Mr. DM Sir.
• 1:24:21
  Please rise for the verdict. You see?
• 1:24:24
  A third strike. At Rook in his delirious state,
• 1:24:29
  just. And he falls over fireball.
• 1:24:38
  Grip. Oh, wait, yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Fireball standard on. The other main guy and then.
• 1:24:43
  I'll like circle catch grip but not not a catch Rook, but not
• 1:24:49
  fireball centered on. Rook ball scar.
• 1:24:50
  Too. Oh yeah, but he has a dex.
• 1:24:54
  Advance. Slightly it is.
• 1:24:55
  A deck saving. Slightly to the left of that
• 1:24:57
  guy. Something on this space here it.
• 1:24:58
  Might miss but they would still catch rug.
• 1:25:01
  Hey, I don't know, you might be able to save him.
• 1:25:03
  Who knows? And with that it is thankful.
• 1:25:08
  Leo's town. God he's fucking gone bro.
• 1:25:14
  Fucking hate that dude. So I I just straight.
• 1:25:16
  Up. We just straight up see this guy
• 1:25:17
  die, right? Let's see, I'm I'm not sure if
• 1:25:20
  you all. Have on this but can I call
• 1:25:21
  dibs? On his loot dag is mine, you can
• 1:25:24
  have everything else that's. Like in character.
• 1:25:27
  I don't know about anything that's happened so far.
• 1:25:31
  It's whoever gets to it first. Mine into absolute chaos since
• 1:25:34
  being hit by a. Spear frightened.
• 1:25:36
  The Dirk that he has is mine. So that is, that is fair.
• 1:25:41
  I'm just. Assuming I'm just.
• 1:25:42
  Going to. Run the.
• 1:25:44
  Direction I'm facing. Hope she come.
• 1:25:50
  I'm not put you in the grease. I'm also frightened.
• 1:25:52
  Oh. Gosh.
• 1:25:54
  Oh yeah? What the fuck is Arici doing?
• 1:25:57
  I'm not going to lie, I forgot to roll initiative for him.
• 1:26:00
  I saw that last you see you. See.
• 1:26:03
  He keeps forgiving. About your character, that's I
• 1:26:06
  better dig that out. Yeah, not if I say it more
• 1:26:10
  times. He keeps forgetting about your
• 1:26:11
  character. He.
• 1:26:12
  Just like the third time he's forgotten about, this is like
• 1:26:14
  the fifth time he's forgotten about the character.
• 1:26:16
  Keep him. The only time he's remembered
• 1:26:18
  when I brought him up or. Someone else has brought.
• 1:26:20
  Him up. I completely forgot about him
• 1:26:22
  because he didn't. I thought you only had.
• 1:26:23
  To roll it if you moved. I went my full movement speed.
• 1:26:26
  Oh yeah, you ended it. And what are?
• 1:26:28
  You full movement in there. Yeah, well.
• 1:26:30
  There is good news. I was only got a 10.
• 1:26:33
  Bro Oh. No.
• 1:26:38
  Fuck shit Griff. Oh I'm wait, I play Griff.
• 1:26:45
  Sorry, yeah, what about? Griff.
• 1:26:50
  Oh, wait. Wait, Griff is frightened also?
• 1:26:53
  That's right, he failed. Yeah.
• 1:26:55
  Yeah. So fuck.
• 1:26:57
  Griff's going to run. Griff.
• 1:26:59
  Just wants to. He just wants to retreat.
• 1:27:01
  Back to you guys. And get behind Papa Ostrich.
• 1:27:05
  Oh, he can't. Dave is behind me.
• 1:27:06
  Oh, he can get beside you. Not the first time today, am I
• 1:27:08
  right? I don't.
• 1:27:14
  Even know what I was rolling for, it's just sad.
• 1:27:19
  Hayes Yes. What?
• 1:27:21
  What happened to me? I am.
• 1:27:22
  Weird. Yeah, you are terrified.
• 1:27:25
  He. Has to move, but he can still
• 1:27:26
  use actions. And stuff.
• 1:27:28
  Oh then yeah, you can still like.
• 1:27:30
  Cast spells and stuff, you just. Have to move away from the thing
• 1:27:33
  at the end. By the end of your tone, you
• 1:27:34
  also can't target the creature that frightened you.
• 1:27:36
  Yeah, yes. But I can do this and.
• 1:27:40
  Yes, he was frightened by the whale, but he goes he he gets
• 1:27:44
  his hands together, claps them together, and then absolutely
• 1:27:48
  rocks himself in the face, casting lesser restoration, and
• 1:27:52
  he goes. All is good.
• 1:27:55
  I'm back in. All is good in the haze.
• 1:27:59
  Hood, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
• 1:28:03
  And at the very end he just, Oh my God, it's a guitar.
• 1:28:10
  Out of AJ. He pulled out of his pocket
• 1:28:11
  that. No one knows.
• 1:28:12
  Where he came from lit unknown as a.
• 1:28:18
  As he hits that. You're going to hear from Father
• 1:28:20
  Ostrich. Do I smell weed?
• 1:28:26
  Hey, what's? The smell.
• 1:28:27
  Man. Oh, that smells terrible.
• 1:28:29
  I know that smokes. Weed.
• 1:28:31
  Is that you? Brody.
• 1:28:33
  Hayes. It's brother Hayes.
• 1:28:36
  Thank you, Brody. Well, you 2 know each other.
• 1:28:44
  Invited to the frat parties. Yes, we know each other.
• 1:28:46
  No. So you're one of those party?
• 1:28:48
  Kids once you no. He's way younger than I am.
• 1:28:51
  You can't party like I party back in my day, no.
• 1:28:54
  He's just. Trying to break into the frat
• 1:28:56
  parties and steal the beer. Yeah, that.
• 1:28:58
  That's that's it worked surprisingly.
• 1:29:00
  Many amount of times for us we find.
• 1:29:02
  A weird amount of sand on the floor, too.
• 1:29:03
  Yeah, so much sand, so little beer.
• 1:29:08
  That's he in fact did leave us empty.
• 1:29:10
  For a beer. For about a year, yeah, that
• 1:29:12
  doesn't. Surprise me, I have my bonus
• 1:29:14
  action. So you're not, you unfrightened.
• 1:29:18
  Yourself, didn't you? Yeah, my action as.
• 1:29:19
  An unfrightened He punched himself, took a hit.
• 1:29:21
  And bonus action first. All right, go.
• 1:29:23
  OK. Healing Word.
• 1:29:26
  You. I blanked out on the name Dara.
• 1:29:30
  Dara. I had it I'm.
• 1:29:32
  AT2HP so. Anything would be much more.
• 1:29:35
  You got this. What?
• 1:29:37
  What was? What are you doing and?
• 1:29:40
  Then suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy and get.
• 1:29:42
  A contact. Then I start getting.
• 1:29:45
  Horny that's. Just no.
• 1:29:48
  One is just contact. How much?
• 1:29:55
  88 the fuck yeah. Because I have like a + 6.
• 1:29:58
  You guys are 10s? I'm not.
• 1:30:02
  You're 1. You have one each, all right?
• 1:30:06
  Oh my. That ends you.
• 1:30:07
  Yes, I'm. Going to end you.
• 1:30:09
  Volscar, you want to try this again?
• 1:30:12
  Womp womp chomp chomp. Looking for a.
• 1:30:15
  Chomp. Not a womp Womp did.
• 1:30:17
  You womp womp. That's definitely for sure.
• 1:30:21
  Eight 2 + 2 Sir. That hits Royard the mash.
• 1:30:25
  On the eighth plus your strength modifier, +2 from rage and +2
• 1:30:29
  from rage did. You take my fucking.
• 1:30:32
  Water you. Did thought you were?
• 1:30:34
  Sharing. No, that's 10.
• 1:30:36
  Damage. Which one there's?
• 1:30:40
  Motherfucker. I'm trying to get this one is.
• 1:30:42
  Next to. Me all right and you get another
• 1:30:44
  text. Sir 2.
• 1:30:45
  Bites, baby. Two bites.
• 1:30:49
  No, because Ward. Ward is zero rolled up too low.
• 1:30:55
  Are you sure that's a? 10 + 12 Oh, no proficiency.
• 1:31:02
  With the war. But no, I don't.
• 1:31:04
  Think so. Question it gives him.
• 1:31:08
  Proficiency. I'll make it a + 14.
• 1:31:10
  Roll me for it, plus roll he'll, says he.
• 1:31:13
  Says he won D. 20D20 Whoever. Rolls the highest.
• 1:31:17
  Will win. You got a chance, damn.
• 1:31:19
  What you get what you get. What you get?
• 1:31:21
  Oh, Trent first. 2. Unfortunately had to beat a 99.
• 1:31:25
  So you bite on and ravage this. Guy and you go in.
• 1:31:28
  For another bite and he's able to step back, miss doing
• 1:31:32
  anything else. That's two bites.
• 1:31:33
  I don't know what bonus actions you have, but you still have a
• 1:31:36
  bonus. Action and can't cast spells
• 1:31:39
  while he's in the. Wild Shape can't.
• 1:31:41
  Cast spells for raging or while we're raging.
• 1:31:43
  OK. Going to move back.
• 1:31:44
  Staying where? You're at OK, all right, the
• 1:31:48
  other goblins begin to move in from the back that went wokey.
• 1:31:51
  Wokey. Oh, there were two other ones
• 1:31:53
  that were sleeping. Yeah, they're still sound
• 1:31:54
  asleep. This entire.
• 1:31:57
  Time. Oh, we should have.
• 1:31:59
  We should have aimed it. Then we could.
• 1:32:00
  Have create on. Them one wakes up.
• 1:32:04
  Hit 2:00 and 4:00. Vallejo one and three.
• 1:32:09
  Is full scar. Full scar does 18 hits you right
• 1:32:15
  Chris. Silly that ring is 6. 7.
• 1:32:18
  Damage. Cut in half to three because
• 1:32:22
  you're raging bitch. And the other ones that.
• 1:32:26
  Move up. Can't get.
• 1:32:27
  Past so it is back to father ostrich.
• 1:32:30
  Hello Top. My fingers do you you.
• 1:32:32
  Can't do too much right now. Being a sorceress sucks when you
• 1:32:37
  don't get spell. Slots sucks.
• 1:32:41
  For you, it's a new round, right?
• 1:32:42
  Yeah. It doesn't change how many spell
• 1:32:45
  slots I have. True.
• 1:32:46
  True Father also just didn't. Take an 8 hour nap.
• 1:32:51
  In the middle of combat. I have 1/4 staff.
• 1:32:53
  But I have. Can trips this is.
• 1:32:55
  True Mind Sliver, one of the one.
• 1:32:58
  Can trips I got. You drive a disoriented spike of
• 1:33:00
  psych energy into the mind of one creature you can see with an
• 1:33:04
  arranged oh, that might actually be really good right now.
• 1:33:08
  OK, Yeah. That one bitch.
• 1:33:10
  That one bitch ass fucking shaman back there, how far away
• 1:33:14
  is he from me? That's close.
• 1:33:16
  Enough. All right, fucking.
• 1:33:17
  Mind sliver. On his ass.
• 1:33:20
  Make an intelligent statement, bro.
• 1:33:23
  Is he big? Brained or not big brained.
• 1:33:25
  So soon be lucky brained I actually didn't write.
• 1:33:28
  Down his intelligence. Score.
• 1:33:30
  Must not have been good enough to care about, hey?
• 1:33:35
  Turns out Millwood's like just at.
• 1:33:36
  The. Beginning of The Cave, keeping a
• 1:33:38
  reach. He's not a Richie.
• 1:33:40
  He takes off a Richie's face and it's Melwood.
• 1:33:44
  Hey. Takes off Arishi's base.
• 1:33:46
  Whoops out chainsaw, that is. 1 fugly goblin.
• 1:33:55
  That wasn't character. Goblin takes his mask.
• 1:33:57
  Off it's Millwood they. All take their mask off.
• 1:34:00
  They're all. Millwood, everyone.
• 1:34:02
  'S Millwood all right? What's the DC?
• 1:34:08
  What's? It do.
• 1:34:09
  So he's going to take 1D6. Psychic Damage 6 and on his
• 1:34:16
  next. Saving.
• 1:34:17
  Throw. You have to subtract the D4 from
• 1:34:20
  it before his next turn on his next saving throw.
• 1:34:24
  Yes, next saving throw minus. 1D four, OK.
• 1:34:27
  All right, finger gun dead. Does a 13 hit him?
• 1:34:33
  No, they don't. Think so?
• 1:34:35
  All right, never mind then. That's it for me, Father.
• 1:34:37
  Object finger guns himself in the head.
• 1:34:40
  No, I know. You.
• 1:34:43
  Start to. Overhear some.
• 1:34:45
  Fumbling and. Thudding and running.
• 1:34:47
  Very, very speedily from behind and I feel your face.
• 1:34:53
  Face to face. With you wielding wielding a big
• 1:34:55
  ol axe, everybody all right? Oh, Reggie, brother.
• 1:35:01
  Hayes turns around. With.
• 1:35:03
  PG King. Sorry, sorry.
• 1:35:06
  You're good, brother, Hayes turns around with.
• 1:35:09
  After that big hit, never really blowing it out, turning around
• 1:35:13
  and says blows it in his face and then says took you long
• 1:35:19
  enough, you know, Brody Hazel reaching.
• 1:35:24
  I think so met. Him on a wagon that was lost.
• 1:35:28
  I think that's why I met Brody Hayes.
• 1:35:30
  Maybe it? Wasn't.
• 1:35:31
  A frat party, I don't remember. It's nice to have some more.
• 1:35:34
  Help. We.
• 1:35:35
  We. Really need it.
• 1:35:36
  On Thief throwing an axe actually.
• 1:35:38
  In my sorcerer, damn it's his base, same thing.
• 1:35:42
  Oh. I'm 40.
• 1:35:44
  So your moon's in deep. Scant.
• 1:35:45
  Cash match up 60. Up to there, Nah.
• 1:35:48
  He's done that or. Weigh the four elements where.
• 1:35:50
  Are the four elements. OK, nerd.
• 1:35:55
  Good. Stoner.
• 1:35:58
  OK. Gramps the goblin in the.
• 1:36:00
  Back the big guy. Big guy just kind of does this
• 1:36:03
  with his hands and. Five of the.
• 1:36:09
  Goblins, right? There.
• 1:36:11
  Move forward into positions, three of which moving back
• 1:36:15
  towards you guys in the back there moving towards us, so 3
• 1:36:19
  towards us. Two closer to them, Bullscar and
• 1:36:22
  Valea, OH. That's not.
• 1:36:25
  Good Zenko. What are you doing here?
• 1:36:30
  For. Those of you listening that
• 1:36:31
  don't know one of my first characters.
• 1:36:33
  In one of Dan's campaigns was an orc brawler named Zanka.
• 1:36:39
  Oh no, that's a. Lot of them, yeah.
• 1:36:41
  Three moved. Up towards us and then two.
• 1:36:44
  Yeah, I guess the two in front of boss man goes and moves up
• 1:36:47
  to. Right in between, where did Boss
• 1:36:51
  Man go? To the left side of.
• 1:36:53
  Volskar. So yeah.
• 1:36:58
  He won't be able to move all the way.
• 1:36:59
  Because difficult. Train.
• 1:37:00
  Yeah, he's going for it and he's nobody needs to roll.
• 1:37:04
  Yeah, roll it and. He's been rolled.
• 1:37:07
  Oh, what do you roll? It hit my.
• 1:37:10
  Microphone I. Don't care.
• 1:37:12
  So many other ones have hit your microphone.
• 1:37:14
  Yeah, you're right. You're right.
• 1:37:15
  Now you care. Yeah.
• 1:37:16
  Fuck that guy. Get him on the ground, bitch.
• 1:37:20
  It landed. On slips and falls.
• 1:37:23
  In the grease. We're all greasy.
• 1:37:25
  Here. David's turn.
• 1:37:27
  Father, Austria. Oh really mates, y'all are?
• 1:37:29
  Going down. You don't have a chance.
• 1:37:32
  All right, so I'm going to move to do it all.
• 1:37:34
  Yeah, so I'm going to so I'm going to look at this one.
• 1:37:39
  No, I'm going to look at this one.
• 1:37:42
  And you you said I can't really be specific, right?
• 1:37:45
  No, it's rocket ship. Actually, I can OK.
• 1:37:48
  For. Puppeteering if you.
• 1:37:49
  Do puppeteer. I'm going to look.
• 1:37:51
  At him and say stab. Him and he's going to turn
• 1:37:54
  around and stab the guy. Stab zone guy fails so.
• 1:38:02
  Almost in a day's state. Just looks at his comrade and
• 1:38:07
  slices as hard as he can and gets a 22O.
• 1:38:13
  My. Gosh.
• 1:38:16
  God. Almost.
• 1:38:20
  A. Seven damage.
• 1:38:22
  To his companion. It's not enough.
• 1:38:27
  It's close. He's looking at it.
• 1:38:29
  He's. Oh, he cheating.
• 1:38:31
  Always stealing. Oh, he's stealing.
• 1:38:34
  Anything else you're doing, I'm going to.
• 1:38:36
  I'm going to look at. The one that just.
• 1:38:38
  Stabbed his own mate and I'm going to use bonus action and
• 1:38:42
  still doubt. And what I'm going to say to him
• 1:38:44
  is therefore giving him disadvantage if he fails the
• 1:38:48
  safe. Forget what it is. 13 again, I
• 1:38:50
  believe I'm going to say, well, you might as well fight for us.
• 1:38:54
  So you're going to looks like you're going to die.
• 1:39:00
  Fail, so the girls just say. OK, now he has.
• 1:39:05
  Disadvantage. Hell yeah and.
• 1:39:08
  It is. We're going after Volscar.
• 1:39:12
  Or. Vallejo, Vallejo, you're at
• 1:39:15
  9:00. I'm at 10. 10 miss.
• 1:39:20
  I'm prone and they have packed tactics.
• 1:39:24
  Oh, you fell. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:31
  You're literally. After these two.
• 1:39:33
  Goblins. Miss Cool got a three and A7
• 1:39:38
  next Goblin 1718 two hits. That's fine.
• 1:39:46
  Seven damage. That's fine.
• 1:39:50
  OK, that's no good. No balls.
• 1:39:54
  Vallejo, it is your turn, Sir. OK.
• 1:39:56
  So I'm gonna stand up. Hey. 15 no longer.
• 1:40:00
  Frightened. Woohoo.
• 1:40:01
  Finally. Then what shall?
• 1:40:03
  You ever? So what are you?
• 1:40:05
  AT2HP you know 3. 30 OK, I mean you could.
• 1:40:08
  Gamble and run, Come on. Take the Bunny and run.
• 1:40:12
  Either way, you're. Going to get hit by at least
• 1:40:14
  one. Goblin, I'm going to go ahead
• 1:40:15
  and roll this for Griff. You wait.
• 1:40:18
  You know what? Yeah.
• 1:40:19
  I'll take the gamble. I'll I'll risk 2 opportunities.
• 1:40:23
  X. OK, you.
• 1:40:26
  Can't move getting up using. Your whole.
• 1:40:28
  Movement. Uses half your movement.
• 1:40:30
  I thought I used your whole movement.
• 1:40:31
  Well, he's also. No, you also.
• 1:40:33
  He's also in. Greece.
• 1:40:34
  So he's at oh, wait. Oh yeah, you can't move.
• 1:40:38
  OK. Well, completely your movement
• 1:40:39
  because like. First you get.
• 1:40:41
  Prone using all the game back up and then you're on rough terrain
• 1:40:44
  because of Greece. Yeah, OK.
• 1:40:48
  I'm going to use one of my Maverick maneuvers then OK dodge
• 1:40:53
  roll as a bonus action. You can spend 1.
• 1:40:55
  Wrist, I'd move up to 15 feet and reload any range weapon
• 1:40:57
  you're holding so it doesn't doesn't provoke opportunity tax
• 1:41:01
  and ignores difficult terrain, which doesn't really do a whole
• 1:41:05
  lot to help me. I'm going to take a shot at, you
• 1:41:10
  know what? I'm going to shoot at the guy
• 1:41:11
  that's right right there. You knew it was going to happen,
• 1:41:17
  not his. But you knew.
• 1:41:19
  Mine was. I know that's what set it off.
• 1:41:21
  I was ready for that. I wasn't ready for.
• 1:41:22
  Both. Did you get the?
• 1:41:25
  Bench going. For.
• 1:41:26
  Listeners, Dan just got pinched by both.
• 1:41:29
  CJ and Landon at the same time, unexpectedly by Landon.
• 1:41:34
  OK, well, does the 12 hit this guy?
• 1:41:36
  No. OK.
• 1:41:38
  That's. Yeah, that's all I got.
• 1:41:40
  OK. Griff is no longer frightened.
• 1:41:44
  Hayes, your turn. Finally.
• 1:41:46
  That that motherfucker. Right there is not prone, right?
• 1:41:50
  Yeah, so do I got a good shot of them.
• 1:41:53
  I also. Just want to state that I Fast
• 1:41:55
  forward this part. Because I just.
• 1:41:56
  Wanted to go ahead and get Griffs out of the way.
• 1:41:58
  Griff past is frightened, uses the hook.
• 1:42:00
  Cutlass kills the goblin. This 10 Let's go.
• 1:42:06
  Let's go. Wait, did Griff pass?
• 1:42:08
  Yeah, Griff. Griff.
• 1:42:10
  Only. 2 OH. My sorry dad.
• 1:42:13
  OK, so. I so I have.
• 1:42:14
  A clear shot now, right? Because of him, Because of him,
• 1:42:16
  I have now a clear shot. Yeah, I will shoot a load.
• 1:42:20
  Yeah, about. Yeah, I'm gonna shoot a load.
• 1:42:22
  On I'm gonna shoot a load on this.
• 1:42:22
  Prone guy over here. I will shoot him my crossbow, my
• 1:42:26
  leg. Everybody loves a good comeback
• 1:42:28
  story. Oh yeah, I'm gonna come on his
• 1:42:29
  back. No, no hesitation.
• 1:42:40
  Brother hey swings whichever way gets him in bed everyone loves.
• 1:42:45
  To come back. So I just go get his muscle.
• 1:42:47
  Mom. His bag, all right.
• 1:42:51
  Let me ruin my attack 14. 14 Oh wait, I have advantage because
• 1:42:56
  I'm prone, right? Yeah. 14.
• 1:43:00
  Oh no, that is not guess. What?
• 1:43:02
  What? Y'all lost the game.
• 1:43:05
  Fuck, fuck and. He got me with all my.
• 1:43:09
  Usual ones fuck me in the ass. How's my day, huh?
• 1:43:12
  What does it miss? Sir, then I.
• 1:43:16
  Will be now be. Casting that should be bonus
• 1:43:19
  action. We'll go check.
• 1:43:20
  I will be casting Shield of Faith.
• 1:43:21
  I will be OK for for concentration, currently up to
• 1:43:25
  10 minutes, A shimmering field appears around the surroundings
• 1:43:29
  feature of your choice within range, granting a + 2 AC for the
• 1:43:31
  duration. 16 AC. Yeah, go ahead.
• 1:43:35
  OK, Volscar, you're turn. Go go get that prone
• 1:43:38
  motherfucker you. Biting or clawing you clawing
• 1:43:43
  essentially he's. Not a cat.
• 1:43:46
  I ain't going to be able to kill him.
• 1:43:48
  Unless I get a fucking net twenty, I'm not going for him.
• 1:43:53
  I'm going for the woman in front of.
• 1:43:54
  Me. OK, that makes sense.
• 1:43:56
  That's a 13 hit one. Just.
• 1:44:02
  Two damage. Plus. 2.
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  From. Broken time.
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  Fucked false, false, false smiles.
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• 1:53:21
  We'll call it unfinished.