Secrets: #SexyFails
#SexyFails "My fiancé tried to do a sexy dance on our bed for me. When he stood up, he nailed his head on the fan that was on. I've never seen someone drop so fast. He broke one of the slats. I DIED!" "In the middle of a marathon adult time, I paused to grab a drink of water from the tumbler on the bedside table. There was a ladybug in the straw, which immediately got lodged in my throat. I was choking and gagging, which only got worse when it released its stink oil. Session ruined #SexFail" "This is Brady from Savage and I DO still listen!!! I tried to play my Crisco Hit/Miss song to get in…
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