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316: Love Is Blind Recap - Season 10, Episodes 1 - 6 · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts, Delia the rad Had, the Mama Mama Sitza.
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  Speaker 1: Here is my baby, the beautiful and the gorgeous Wow
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  Speaker 1: beatre me. We are here to do a recap of
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  Speaker 1: Love is Blind Season ten, Ohio, Oh Hio. And the
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  Speaker 1: funny thing is that we have talked about covering Love
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  Speaker 1: is Blind since we started our podcast, like four years
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  Speaker 1: ago or yeah, one million years ago, however long it's been.
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  Speaker 1: But this is actually the first time we are doing it,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm exina me too.
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  Speaker 2: It's like finally airing at a time where we don't
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  Speaker 2: have anything else going on, yeah, because every time it's aired,
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  Speaker 2: we've had.
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  Speaker 1: Like plaithfill or so many things yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or whatever, and so we gotten sidetracked by all the trash.
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  Speaker 2: But now we're in it.
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  Speaker 1: We are committed, honey, We are committed, and so we're
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  Speaker 1: going to be covering the first six episodes, which dropped
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  Speaker 1: last Tuesday. I think the next three are dropping today
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  Speaker 1: or tomorrow, and we'll cover those next week. I think
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  Speaker 1: there's going to be four drops all together, including the reunion.
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  Speaker 1: So for the next month or so, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: be dipping our raccoon talons into the Love is Blind
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  Speaker 1: Ohio pond, and I'm excited. Before we get into the recap, though,
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  Speaker 1: we do have to issue you a disclaimer, and truly
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  Speaker 1: this is going to apply to this recap because.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't shit.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, we are insulting.
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  Speaker 2: We're rude.
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  Speaker 1: If somebody's ugly, I'm probably gonna say it. If somebody
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  Speaker 1: acts ugly, I'm probably going to verbally attack them with
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  Speaker 1: no decorum.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't care. Neither does Beatrice. And so if
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  Speaker 2: you're like one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Sensitive people to hear you, little diaper bitch baby, you
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  Speaker 1: might want to find you that's wow.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You might want to find yourself another dumpster. But if
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  Speaker 1: you're ready to meet a whole mess of available singles
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  Speaker 1: from Ohio, the greatest state in the Union, then welcome
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  Speaker 1: to this dumpster.
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  Speaker 1: the analytics because I can't be ours, but whatever you do.
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  Speaker 2: Helps, and so thank you in.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you now. I also want to say just at
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  Speaker 1: the top of this, I watch a lot of Love
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  Speaker 1: is Blind reactors. Wow, and these really yeah, these reactors
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  Speaker 1: go through like seen by scene by see. The are
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  Speaker 1: meticulous and I love that. But I do want to
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  Speaker 1: say that it's not gonna be what this is.
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  Speaker 2: This is gonna be facts. Yeah, we're gonna talk about people,
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  Speaker 2: but it's gonna be vibes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be vibes and are
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  Speaker 1: feeling about what we are watching. So if you want
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  Speaker 1: some of that meticulous recapping, I would like to recommend
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  Speaker 1: Roxy says and also Tammy Talks. I think both of
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  Speaker 1: those ladies. Tammy Tammy is talking and she's talking some
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  Speaker 1: shit and I love Tammy. I love Roxy as well,
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  Speaker 1: and they cover each episode one at a time, so
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna be bunching. I know they're working harder.
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  Speaker 2: They are working hard. God, I guess you was a week.
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  Speaker 2: This is what we can do.
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  Speaker 1: So we're doing what we can do. But if you
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  Speaker 1: want more, then go see those beautiful ladies.
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  Speaker 2: And that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's great, well, I mean truly yeah, Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: so without further ado, let's just talk about Ohio a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, the state, the state, because I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about you or if any of you have noticed it,
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  Speaker 1: but like anytime there's a really bigin on my six
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  Speaker 1: hundred pound life, and they're always like real big of course,
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  Speaker 1: but like they have also bad attitudes. Bad attitude begins. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in my experience, they tend.
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  Speaker 2: To come from Ohio. Wow, or Washington, my people Washington
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  Speaker 2: or Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bunch of white people concentrated in an area, yes,
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  Speaker 2: with bad attitude with meth, Yeah, with a lot of meth.
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  Speaker 1: So like, Ohio is an interesting choice for a place
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  Speaker 1: to like go and do your Love is Blind show, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think there running out of places?
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  Speaker 1: How can you?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like they've done like a bunch of the
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  Speaker 2: major metroplexes, like Houston. It's season ten.
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  Speaker 1: It is fifty states in our beautiful contrail.
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  Speaker 2: So where are you gonna go?
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  Speaker 1: To?
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  Speaker 2: Nebraska?
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  Speaker 1: You go anywhere Heney, go to Rhode Island. You can
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  Speaker 1: go to Montana. I'd love to see some people up
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  Speaker 1: there in Montana.
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  Speaker 2: Montana, some big strap and cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I love you know, I love a car.
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  Speaker 2: Like, there's like a lot of places you could go.
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  Speaker 1: But like usually with Love is Blind, we're focusing on cities.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to Denver, We're going to Chicago, We're going
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  Speaker 1: to Houston, right but.
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  Speaker 2: With this season, we're just in Ohio.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see what we can get because there's not a
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  Speaker 1: concentration of awesome people in just one city, RIGHTO.
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  Speaker 2: We've got to look at the whole state. We have
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  Speaker 2: to scrounge from every corner of the state.
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  Speaker 1: And scrounge they did. They got in that barrel, God
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  Speaker 1: bless they got in that barrel. They swam to the bottom,
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  Speaker 1: they scraped the muck. They brought it up and said,
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  Speaker 1: these are our contestants.
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  Speaker 2: Love is blind love is mid Can we just.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm I'm gonna be I'm gonna be nice here
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  Speaker 1: are you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because who am I this thirty year old woman
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  Speaker 2: on the internet.
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  Speaker 1: Like I I'm not going to be super mean, but
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say that.
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  Speaker 2: In terms of the men, there's only one good looking.
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  Speaker 1: Man one one who Vic?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 1: No, Alex is just he's so he's repugnant because of
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  Speaker 1: his attitude. Yeah, if you had a good attitude, if
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  Speaker 1: you had some integrity, I would like Alex. But like
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  Speaker 1: all of these men are so basic.
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  Speaker 2: They're so basic, they have like no real jobs. Well
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  Speaker 2: one that's like he's a professor.
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  Speaker 1: He's a professor, honey dick Vic. The rest of them
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  Speaker 1: are like trying to be chefs or they're selling dumpsters
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  Speaker 1: and that's cool. I'm sure you make many selling commercial numbers.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just like, but it's not even that, it's
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  Speaker 1: like the audacity of the average male women too. I'm
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  Speaker 1: like that's a fact. That is a fact as well.
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  Speaker 1: Look like with Breezy coming through saying like how stare
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  Speaker 1: these men who are mid ugly? Oh reject me? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm just like bree girls, Breezy is
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  Speaker 1: that your name is Breezy, you might want to chill
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  Speaker 1: out a little bit because it's going to draw comparisons
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  Speaker 1: to your own esthetics and you're not going to come
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  Speaker 1: out on the right end of that for sure. But
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  Speaker 1: I was just like, I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was just like hoping some of these.
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  Speaker 2: People, I'm like, damn, all right, Okay, that's what we
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  Speaker 2: got working with Chop.
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  Speaker 1: Chop.
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  Speaker 2: And let me also issue a.
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  Speaker 1: Warning if you're on Love Is Blind, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to ask you now not to watch this because there
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to have any big old hypocrite. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an old lady. I have apennions, and so they give
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  Speaker 1: your sensitive Love Is mid move On castmates of Love
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  Speaker 1: Is Mid.
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  Speaker 2: Move On, just get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: So I just wanted to establish that about Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: Well, without further ado, let's introduce all of the characters
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  Speaker 2: on this season, and we don't. We don't get to
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  Speaker 2: meet every single person, Like there were some other kooky
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  Speaker 2: characters on here, but like they weren't even featured in
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  Speaker 2: even the first episode because nobody wanted to date them,
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  Speaker 2: which I think is really funny. So we're just gonna
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  Speaker 2: cover the main people that end up getting paired up
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  Speaker 2: with other people in the pods. To start with the women. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: we have Amber, who is thirty four. She is a
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  Speaker 2: nurse practitioner, and she is an aries.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she has.
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  Speaker 2: A country bumpkin with a kid, and she wants a
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  Speaker 2: family man obviously because she's got a kid. And she
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  Speaker 2: ends up getting engaged. Should I say who they get
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  Speaker 2: engaged to? Or should we wait? Let's wait? All right,
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  Speaker 2: so it's a surprise.
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  Speaker 1: My first impression of Amber at first, I was a
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  Speaker 1: little put off by her because her personality is kind
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  Speaker 1: of quirky. Yeah, but the more we get to know her,
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  Speaker 1: I actually quite like her. She is certainly fucking accomplished
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  Speaker 1: for thirty four being a nurse practitioner. She's got a
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  Speaker 1: master's while juggling having a child.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. My only reservation about.
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  Speaker 1: This is, how are you going to have like a
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  Speaker 1: whole child that hasn't met this person and then you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna introduce them and you're gonna marry him and say, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is your new dad.
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  Speaker 2: Well, like she starts off being like, I haven't introduced
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  Speaker 2: any of the men that I've dated previously to my
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  Speaker 2: kid because her kid's only like seven years old or
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  Speaker 2: something like that. So she takes it very seriously. She
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  Speaker 2: doesn't want to introduce a man into her kid's life
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  Speaker 2: if they're just gonna up and leave her for someone chippy.
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  Speaker 2: And that's fine, that's respectful. But then you go on
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  Speaker 2: love and you can think some random dude and you
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  Speaker 2: ultimately go to bank him and Cabo later.
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  Speaker 1: On multiple times with a.
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  Speaker 2: Seapop. We'll get there. We'll get there with telegraphing. So
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  Speaker 2: it's like, it's just a little odd to me, but
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  Speaker 2: I do agree with your sentiments. I think she is
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  Speaker 2: probably one of the most genuine people on this show.
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  Speaker 2: And that's let's not say it a lot. Say Next,
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: we have another generic white girl, Ashley. I warned you,
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  Speaker 2: Barbie Ashley. Yes, Barbie, she's thirty four. Also, she is
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  Speaker 2: a claims manager whatever that means. And she is a virgo.
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  Speaker 2: She says it herself and her dad said it as well,
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  Speaker 2: that she's got a bad picker. She ignores red Flags
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  Speaker 2: Sugar because we'll see who she gets engaged to. And
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  Speaker 2: she also wants everybody to know that sex is very
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  Speaker 2: important to her. She loves hes. That's how she establishes
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  Speaker 2: her love connection is by fucking a lot. And she
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  Speaker 2: really wants a guy. She really wants a guy with
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  Speaker 2: good hygiene. She wants everybody to know that. That's the
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  Speaker 2: baseline is in Hell.
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  Speaker 1: I know the bars in Hell, but please clean your
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  Speaker 1: dick and if you do that, you're eligible. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, wonder you got a bad picker.
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  Speaker 1: Ean your dick and balls. If you could brush your
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  Speaker 1: teeth every now and again.
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  Speaker 2: We're good. Yeah. Then next we have another generic white girl,
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  Speaker 2: Brianna aka Breezy. She's also thirty four. She is a
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  Speaker 2: senior merchant, whatever the fuck that means. And she is
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  Speaker 2: a leo, which is kind of funny because I'm a
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  Speaker 2: leo just like you. Yeah, And she's settled a lot
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  Speaker 2: in the past for a lot of medium ugly guys
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  Speaker 2: and they left her and she just doesn't understand why
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  Speaker 2: they would have left her because they're all medium ugly, Like,
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  Speaker 2: I've settled for you, you ugly fucking piece of shit. So
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  Speaker 2: do she stay with me? What's wrong with me?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: And now she's on love.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot that's wrong with you, and we're going
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  Speaker 1: to get into it.
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  Speaker 2: You're annoying. Next, we have Brittany and she's thirty three.
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  Speaker 2: I guess there was two Brittany's on this season, but
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  Speaker 2: we didn't get to see the other one because she
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  Speaker 2: wasn't relevant. So this is Brittany. W she's thirty three.
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  Speaker 2: She's a registered nurse, so she's accomplished, and she's an
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  Speaker 2: Aquarius and apparently from her previous relationship, it broke her
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  Speaker 2: heart so bad that she took a vow of celibacy. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: she's closing that Poonnanni up. And she wants a hard
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  Speaker 2: working man that she can open her legs. No that yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so that's why she's on Love Is Blind. Sorry. Next,
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  Speaker 2: we have Christine who's thirty one. She's the speech language pathologist,
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  Speaker 2: so also an accomplished woman, and she is a Scorpio
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  Speaker 2: so sexy. Yeah, and she is Christian. She's been praying
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  Speaker 2: for her and she wants like the quintessential, like super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl house. She wants everybody to party at her home,
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  Speaker 2: and she wants everybody to love everybody. She loves to
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  Speaker 2: come over and hang out and have drinks and hang
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  Speaker 2: out with her mean and she wants to be a
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  Speaker 2: dried wife.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then we have Emma, who I think is the
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  Speaker 2: youngest girl that we've had here. She is twenty eight.
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  Speaker 2: She is in retail merchandising aka she works at like
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  Speaker 2: the Tjmax and she is also in airees. She has
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  Speaker 2: an interest. She's got probably the most interesting backstory. So
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  Speaker 2: she was adopted from China at the age of three.
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  Speaker 2: She has no idea who her birth family is whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: She's also had over ten surgeries, I think just on
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  Speaker 2: her arm for her birthmarks that she has. She's got
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  Speaker 2: birthmarks all over her body and apparently they have a
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  Speaker 2: very high risk of becoming melanoma, so she's had to
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  Speaker 2: have them all removed. So she's got a ton of
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  Speaker 2: scars emotion.
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  Speaker 1: And physically emotionally to be sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so she's vulnerable and she wants a man
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  Speaker 2: who will love her inside and out. Sure. Then we
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  Speaker 2: have Jessica, who's the oldest one.
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  Speaker 1: She's the oldest one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's thirty nine. She is an infectious disease doctor,
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  Speaker 2: which I'm just like accomplished women up and down except
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  Speaker 2: for work. For real, all these men now, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking at all these I know, job titles make these
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  Speaker 2: men are booty yeap there, but.
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  Speaker 1: Just what I'm saying, that's what I am saying.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, Jessica thirty nine, infectious disease doctor. She is
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  Speaker 2: a Libra and she is recently divorced. Apparently she had
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  Speaker 2: like a bad breakup or something. She also, I read
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  Speaker 2: online has missophonia, so.
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  Speaker 1: You can really, oh, okay, interesting, And then we have
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  Speaker 1: the last two. You didn't mention her eyelashes. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to come right out that she does that.
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  Speaker 1: She's one of those women who wear them all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And I just want to put out a public service
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  Speaker 1: announcement and give women permission to put down the lashes.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's time to put down the lashes now. Some
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  Speaker 1: of you, you don't have any eyelashes, and I get it.
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  Speaker 1: And you try the mis scaret and I still can't
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  Speaker 1: see them, and I get it. And maybe you want
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: to go to a lash tech and that's fine. But
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  Speaker 1: like these big lashes that people can identify as fake ass,
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  Speaker 1: cheap ass Walgreens lashes are doing nobody, I mean, any favors.
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  Speaker 2: And you're talking you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: About an infectious disease doctor accomplished. You make baseline pretty
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  Speaker 1: why are we doing the eyelashes? And the makeup is
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  Speaker 1: the makeup, but I mean, just I don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it. I want it to stop.
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  Speaker 1: We go to we go to Cancun or Cabo or
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  Speaker 1: wherever we're going, and she's still clash.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, aren't you hot? Aren't they peeping?
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  Speaker 1: But people have their crutches, Yep, they do, and this
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  Speaker 1: is her crutch, yes, or eyelashes. It's just preposterous and
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  Speaker 1: it's absurd.
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  Speaker 2: It is absurd, And I'm like, why are you spending
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  Speaker 2: money on like the falsees from Walgreens? Like why don't
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  Speaker 2: you go and get like lash extensions where they like
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  Speaker 2: surgically put in one little lash at a time and
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  Speaker 2: it makes it look natural, full and beautiful. You could
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  Speaker 2: do that, you got money, Yeah, but no, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: do a Walgreens ones. Okay, you make your choices. So
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  Speaker 2: the last two girls that we have that we'll see
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  Speaker 2: throughout these episodes, we have Kia and Tyler's Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: neither one of these get engaged. We'll get to it
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  Speaker 2: later by the man that they were all hung up on.
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  Speaker 2: But Kia is thirty one. She's a marketing director, she's
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  Speaker 2: a Leo, which makes sense. And then we have Tyler
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  Speaker 2: who's thirty three, a sales leader and she's a Gemini,
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  Speaker 2: which also makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: That does make sense because Tyler stays tripping.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh the entire time pretty much. And then we
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  Speaker 2: have the mid ass, booty ass hobo guys that they've
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  Speaker 2: picked up across the state of Io. So we have
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  Speaker 2: Alex h who's thirty one. He's in financial sales. I see, yeah, whatever,
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  Speaker 2: I think these are all fake ass titles.
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  Speaker 1: I do as well, because he refers to himself as
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  Speaker 1: a soccer coach.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's.
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  Speaker 1: Probably like teaching soccer to some little league or whatever,
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  Speaker 1: probably for.
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  Speaker 2: Like fifteen dollars an hour. And he's a piscs which
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: is kind of surprising to me. But at the same time,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Serial Killer vibes toxic pisce SCEs totally. And he was
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: drafted by Minnesota United for soccer or something, and he
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: wants everybody to know that he was like in the
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: top five. He was in the top five pick. He
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: was going to be a professional soccer player, but then
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: his pro sports career was cut short because he fucked
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: up his knee or something. He had to have four
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: knee surgeries, which is terrible. Yes, okay, I get it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I understand for men, especially who are like big into
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: sports and stuff, like when you can't go and live
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: your dreams as a football player or soccer player or
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: whatever and you get in this way and you can't
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: go on to have a career, I get it. But
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Alex mm hmm is the type of guy that will
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: hold on to that until he dies. He's got nothing else,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: nothing else. He peaked in college, yep, he peaked when
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: he was at the top of his game as a
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: soccer player, which was years ago, and he cannot get
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: over it. And he still sees himself through the lens
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: of a successful athlete. He's talking about the kind of
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: women that successful athletes tend to draw, and you know,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: and then these athletes find themselves at thirty five and
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: they look around at the women that they committed to
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, she's older too, and I'm like, oh,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I don't really want that, and I'm gonna go get
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: a younger version. Like he's talking like this about this
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff with Ashley, yep, and Ashley is so
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: attracted to him. Ashley is so attracted to him, and
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, literally, why he's so insecure. He's so immature,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: He's going to continue to lose hair, He's going to
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: become more.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: And more insecure. He's just about banging the backs out
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: of bitches.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yep, And you're stupid.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: If you go with him. I just couldn't stand him well.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: And like, he's also one of those white guys that
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: has tribal tattoos. So I'm just like, please get out
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: of here. If you have to talk about your soccer career,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: your failed soccer career one more time, I'm gonna screak.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Oh David Beckham, wasn't that good?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, David Beckham, wasn't that good?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: But you're great. You were great. I can get a
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: job anywhere.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I'm still good.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Next, we have Chris, who's thirty three short stack. Yes,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: military man. He's an account executive at the Bank of
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: America or something. He's also a pisces. He's a military vet.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: He got drafted to not drafted, he got stationed to Vietnam. Yeah,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: he gets stationed in Kuwait for like nine months or something.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: He's an ex military dude. He's short.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: He's kind of a Napoleon, and so therefore he's camp
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: insating like a lot of short men do. Now, some
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: short kings don't do that. Some short kings are like what,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, but I got it all going on and
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: we buy it. But this Chris guy, he's compensating a
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: little bit. He's taken ice plunges every morning. I'm like
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: a triathlete, bitch, Like I'm an athlete. Like he really
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: needs you to know, like how plugged into fitness and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: goals he is. He's tiresome. Yes, he's annoying, and he's little.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: He is, Oh god, bless we love that.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: It's fine. And then we have Connor, another generic white guy.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: He's thirty two. He's an account management also a pisces.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of psycho pisces men over here, and
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Connor is boring to me. I'm like, I mean, every
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: time I see him, I forget.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even see him, Like what am
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I looking at?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Generic?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Very very generic, super blessed. I'm sure there's something in there.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: It's probably rage, mayo, mayonnaise, mayonnaise and overconfidence. But like, yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: he's turbo boring and for some reason, a couple of
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: the chicks really like him and he's their number one,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, wow, why what's going on in this
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: guy over here across the glass from you? Is like
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: something you think is so fantastic. It's not love is Mid,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Next we have DeVante, speaking of Mid, who's thirty two.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: He's a lone officer.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: This man is not attractive.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: He's a sagittarian.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that because as we go along
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: we can all comment on the absolute audacity this man
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: has for his ultimate partner, Like this man is.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Girl.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Then we have Jordan who's thirty four. He's also an
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: account executive of something at the Lanchan sellers exactly.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: And he's also a which is And he's also another
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: like generic white guy. He's a little bit more husky.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: He's got like a sense of humor, a little bit
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: of a dad bob bit.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: He does have more of a personality than I think
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: anybody else except maybe Vic.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have a little bit more of a personality.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: He seems a little bit more genuine, and it matches
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: what the person he ends up pairing up with. But
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: we'll see how their relationship will to millions of lasting.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: He also loves dogs, and that's pretty wow shocking. Then
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: we have Kevon or Kevin however you pronounce it. He's
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: thirty two. He's a realtor. He's a scorpio. He's also
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: a fucking player ass bitch, and he dates two different people,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: but that ends up with nobody because.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: He really a player ass bitch. I think I'm saying
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: he is a TMU Will Smith. He is the absolute
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: definition of basic for sure. Yea. He calls himself a
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: good communicator. He can not complete a sentence that isn't
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: some sort of like, oh my god, you're so amazing,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You're phenomenal, You're a floor in bloom and I just really,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: oh god, he's really the worst cringe.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yes. Then we have Mike, who's thirty. He's a sales
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: manager at the office depot and he.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Is at the Caesars Pizza.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: He's a Taurus. And actually I fucked this up with
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: the other generic white guy at the beginning. Alex. He's
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: the one that left New Jersey Mike.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, he's the one that Jersey Mike's Jersey Mike
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Jersey Mike.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jersey. Mike left New Jersey to go to beautiful
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Ohio for the opportunities because he probably couldn't get a job.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: He seems nice enough, but then he gets paired with
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: somebody that I'm just like, she don't even like him,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: she just wants to go to Cabo, and it kind
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: of upset me because I feel like he probably would
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: have gotten along with some of the other girls. I
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: don't know. Then we have Steven, who's thirty two. He's
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: in finance or something. He's also a sagittarius and he's
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: a fucking freak. He's a weirdo. Yeah, he doesn't get
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: engaged to anybody, shocker because he's kind of a perv.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Well, he gives everybody the eck and full transparency. There
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: are some allegations going around the internet about Stephen being
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: sexually inappropriate with some of his previous partners. He has
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: sent cease and assists to those partners, and I think
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to other people who are talking about it, we are
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: just some fat raccoons with wigs on. We ain an
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: be sitting here talking about Steven other than to say
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: he sucks.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: He's a weirdo.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad we only saw him for two episodes
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: me too.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: He was bizarre and then last but certainly not Lease.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: We have Big Dick Vick, who's thirty four. He's a
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: professor in public policy, so he is educated. He's intelligent.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: He's six foot three. He's also a virgo. So I'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: just like E. When I was straight, I'd be like, Heyvig.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: He's got long, beautiful hair. He seems really cool. He's
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: also a Christian. I think he seems very chill. He's like,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: not here for the drama. I think he's probably the
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: only man here that's actually here for love.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I think, so. I hope it works out. We'll see
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: what happens. But I liked Fix so much.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I liked absolute favorite. He's also originally from like the
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Bronx or something, and then made it his way to
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Ohio for some reason, and he's teaching at one of
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the colleges there, so I think he's cool. He's probably
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: my favorite. Dude. Agreed, all right, so let's get into
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the episodes.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, starting with episode one, I would imagine.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, episode one, so we got introduced to all of
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: the characters. That was pretty much the majority of the episode.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: And then we start off in the Pods and this
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: is like the only time we see Vanessa and Nick
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Lache for like six episodes. They're like not in the
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: show after this, But we start dating around and everyone
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: is super superficial, very generic. The only thing that I
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: thought was interesting was the conversations between Emma and Steven,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: because this is where we see Stephen for the creepo
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: weirdo that he actually is. So Emma's like torn between
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: the generic white dudes Stephen Connor and Mike. And then
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: she has a conversation with Stephen where she's like opening
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: up about her scars, which is really traumatic and terrible.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: She's opening up about being adopted and like not knowing
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: her birth family and blah blah blah, and Steven responds
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: by asking her about her first kiss and when she
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: lost her virginity, like a total fucking weirdo.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was very strange. That whole encounter was vibrationally off,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and you could tell that Emma was feeling that from him,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: like she answered some of his inappropriate questions, which I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: thought was interesting and kind of a mark of a
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: younger woman who like doesn't know how to navigate a
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: clearly toxic man. Hopefully she learns over time, but ultimately
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: she did tell him like, I don't really like this
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: conversation and I don't really want to talk about this, But
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: what I would like to comment on is Emma. Generally,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: as she was featured in episode one, but also episode two,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: it was like really Emma heavy.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Every single conversation that Emma had with Mike and then
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: with Connor and Steven about her childhood, Like when we
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: started out learning about her story, I was intrigued. I
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, this is very interesting and how she
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: came through her surgeries and how that affected her. And
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: she kind of talks to Stephen a little bit about
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: being bullied and not really having intimate relationships with people
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: because of how they treated her. So when she was
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: initially sharing with us her background, I was like, Oh,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: this is so interesting, what an interesting character she is.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: But then she talked about it again with the next guy,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: and then she talked about it again with the next
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and she seems to need to always talk about it,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and I understand it because it's clearly tied to her identity.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: But at the end of like episode two, I was like,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: stop talking about that. So much like stop making that
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: who it is that you are. You're a beautiful young woman,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: you have a lot going for you. There's other things
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: happening in your life besides that. I just felt like
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of trauma dumping. Yeah, and I know we're
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: like we're in a speed race to marriage, but it
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: just I was exhausted.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I was over it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Emma, go away, I'm sorry, God bless go
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: away though.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Well, and to me, it was like kind of cringe
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: because I think in episode one, she was talking about
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: how like her previous relationship, like the guy like was
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: not emotionally available for her, and so anytime she would
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: try to have like serious or deep conversations with him,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: like he would just like laugh it off, or he
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: would just not care, or he would give her like
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: dumb responses similar to what Stephen gave her in the Pods.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But then she's proceeding to tell this story to every
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: dude almost like for me, the vibe was she was
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: trying to test them, trying to see how they would
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: react to it. And I'm just like, girl, chill, this
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: is love is blind on Netflix. You're gonna pod, You're
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: gonna get married or get engaged to some dude in
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: like six days, like it's not we don't need to
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: do this.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Over and over and over and over again, and sometimes
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: with the same dudes. Yeah, we're talking about it again.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And then there was the other theme with Emma, and
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I'm focusing on it because it was such a big
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: part of episode one and two.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: But it was the.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Subject of children and her not knowing whether she wants
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to have kids, right, and she was very transparent, which
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I think you need to be with her potential partners,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: these three guys, and she's like, you know, I'm not
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: sure if I want to be a kid. I mean,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: if I want to if I want to have a kid.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I don't really know my own personal medical history. Obviously
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I've had some medical issues. I don't know what I
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: would pass down to another kid. I'm just not quite
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: sure that I want children. And that became kind of
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a feature conversation, specifically with Mike, because every time we
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: saw them together, he's like, yeah, but I really I
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: want a whole football team worth of kids. I want
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: multiple children. My dream is to be a dad.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: That's all they want.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: For me, Mike. If that's my main goal, and I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: meet Emma in the Pods and she tells me, yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I don't really think I want to have children, Like
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: that's a non starter. We don't need to keep talking. Yeah,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: we seem like a lovely person and everything, but I
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: need to find somebody who's more aligned with my core values.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yea. But for whatever.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Reason, Mike persists in courting Emma, and Emma continues to
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: talk about how she doesn't necessarily want to be a mom.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: It was just like weird to me, Like Mike, she
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: said she didn't want to Why are you trying to
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: coerce her into wanting to be a mom?
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Didn't you find that strange? Yeah, I was a little odd.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: And Connor was the same way. Like Connor was very
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: but he was more expressive and like this is a
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: hard boundary, Like this is why I want to find
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: a woman because I want to have children with her.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: So if you're not gonna want to have kids, maybe
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: we're not the right people for each other or something
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: like that. But Mike was a little bit pushy. Maybe
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: it's because he wanted to go to Cobo too, Maybe
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: because nobody else was dating Mike and Emma was the
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: only one expressing any kind of interest to him, and
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: so maybe both Emma and Mike are using each other
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: for a free trip to Cobbo.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe I wouldn't put it past either of them.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then also in episode one, we have the
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: beginning of the love triangle between Kavon and Kea and Tyler,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: and this starts ramping up in future episodes, but like
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: already in the beginning, you can tell this is why
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I think Kavon's kind of a player, because he was
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: totally playing the field with both Kia and Tyler. To
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: his credit, he was upfront about that. He was like,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: sort of, I'm interested in two women. But then he
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: would go on these like weird monologues about each of
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: them at the same time, and you talk about how final,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: nominal and amazing they are. You're superstar, god right, You're
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: so amazing. You're a flower that blooms. You're a beautiful
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: and amazing love it, I love you whatever. Like he's
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: so weird with how he's trying to I don't even
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: know what the word is.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think he knows how to make deeper connections.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I think he thinks he's being romantic, and all he's
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: really doing is performing an approximation of a connection. He
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: does not know how to communicate, He does not know
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: what he wants. I don't think he's a player. I
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: think he is wishywashy. I think he's like, well, I
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: really don't know. I kind of like Tyler because of
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: all this stuff, and I like Kiya because she seems
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: chilling cool. And so he keeps vacillating back and forth
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: between these two women, and I'm just like a lot
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: of us women have met guys like this who just
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: can't be pinned down or can't make a commitment. Couldn't
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: be me, though, No, couldn't be me.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: They all want to be They were ready to marry me.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Let me tell youself, she's a superstar.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, we've all met some guy like this,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, cut the shit already for real
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: and tell us how you really feel and who you
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: really like. But I don't think he even knew, which
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: is why he continued to tell both of these women
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: what he thought they wanted to hear.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, so that way he could just keep him on
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: a string until maybe he would figure it out eventually.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And then at the end of episode one, we have
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Vic proposing to Christine already. So even though it was
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: a very Emma heavy episode, Christine and Vic ended up
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: developing a pretty deep connection with each other, and so
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: he proposed to her. She accepted, obviously, and then that
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: gets us into episode two.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Did Christine pray for him or pray for them? I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: think there was a scene.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Where they did right before the proposal. Yeah, that was
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: that was pretty. She offered the prayer and he was like, absolutely,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: so she prayed, then he proposed, and then the next
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: episode they meet each other for the first time, and
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: this was so sweet. I was like, y'all got some
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: chemistry between you. They went up to each other all
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: slow and sol and she's looking hot in her little
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: black drey He's looking all dapper. He's a tall drink
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: of water. Yes, and Christine's is like beautiful blonde and
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: he's just gorgeous. I don't know both of them. I am like, yes,
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I could see it. So they make out and they're
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: happy with each other. He says she's beautiful. She's like,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: oh my god, you're so handsome. And then of course
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: they have to talk about like race a little bit,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: so he asks her. I think he was the one
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: that asked her like, are you okay?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know that we established that Vick was
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: African American and she is white. I don't know if
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: we said that. Well you saw the picture. But yeah,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: so that's an issue, and she does ask about it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Is that in the preview though?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: The preview, for well, when they first met each other,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: they did have a little conversation, like when they sat
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: on the couch after making out a little bit. I
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: think he was the one that asked her like, are
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: you okay? And she's like, of course, I've dated all
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: colors of the rainbow. That's right.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: They did have sort of an initial conversation, which is
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: entirely appropriate. For sure, let's have this conversation. I want
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to see this conversation on my screen. These are the
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: issues that you're going to have to navigate. Let's not
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: pretend that they're not happening. Like DeVante, for it's not
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: pretending that he's having a crisis of identity. And so
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: the fact that they address it is awesome. And then
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I think they continue to have a conversation because we
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: see it in the preview.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think they have more of a conversation
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: when they go meet the families too, it seems like
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: because I think Christine in particular is like worried about
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: whether or not he's going to be okay with like
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: having a white wife and what that would mean and
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: So that they're going to raise children, and so the
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: culture and the identity and all of that comes into place.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: So we have to have these conversations, of course, But
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: like at first Blush, when they first meet, the chemistry
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: is there.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: The vibes are vibing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: They are into it, and I love thee love it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I was actually really happy, and I was watching it
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: with your daughter, my wife, and we were both like, ooh,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: theyre's spicy. Let's watch more of them. But of course
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: we're not gonna get.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: No, they don't even go to Cabo. We'll talk about it,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: we will talk about it.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Also, what happened in episode two, we have Emma who
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: is trying to figure out which generic white guy she
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: is crushing on the most, and she decided she decided.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Are there any white guys that are not generic to
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: in this Love is mid No, they're all generic too,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: because keep saying yeah, yeah, I mean I think I
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: think I think DeVante is a generic mixed.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Guy, totally generic guy in general.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Literally Vic is the only non generic guy and maybe
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Jordan with the seapap Jordan.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so Emma wants to focus on two generic
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: white guys Jersey, Mike and Connor, and so she's like
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: talking with them, and Connor seems like totally not into
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: her really because he's also talking to Breezy at the
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: same time and he's developing a connection with her. Mike
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: has no other prospects other than Emma, so of course
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: he's putting all of his eggs in that basket.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And Emma prefers Connor interestingly, even though Connor's not giving
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: her a lot except for respect. He's definitely respectful versus
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: somebody like Steven for sure. Like there's not a lot
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: of energy there, no, not a lot of emotional connection there,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: but for some reason, Emma is like.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: In love with him.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I can see it with him.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: It's bizarre. But then she has this like really intimate
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: conversation with Mike about like her scars and stuff. I
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: think she talks about having children, and this is where
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: she gets into the whole like genetics thing. So like
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: one of the major reasons why she doesn't really want
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: to have kids is she doesn't want to pass on
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: her genes to her kids because what if her kids
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: end up getting cancer or whatever because of all of
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: her birthmarks and stuff, Like, she just couldn't live with
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: herself if she did that. And Mike's like, I totally
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: respect that, and I get that, but like, what if
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: we adopt to kids though, what if we.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Got gene testing? Yeah, just constantly pushing, Like why why
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: are you pushing so hard? If you have to push
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: that hard, just stop and find somebody else.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: And then he says, but you know I can relate
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: to you, though, because I was a premature baby myself, and.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: The same thing, the same thing.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I almost died and I came back to life and
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: now I'm here and now I want to have kids,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: and I don't care if I passed that on to
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: my children, So you shouldn't care about passing on your
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: bad jeans to your kids. So let's have kids together.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: It's so weird, it is. And then we have Jordan
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: developing a connection with Amber, which is surprising to everybody
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: but also to him because he said, at the beginning
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: of love is blind, like when he auditioned for it
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: and everything that if he encountered a woman with a child,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: that would be a deal breaker, Like he's straight up
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: a was like, no, I don't want to be a stepdaddy.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be a pappy. I don't want
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: a child in the mix of it. But then he
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: got involved with Amber in the Pods and he was
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: developing a really intense connection with her, so much so
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: that he's back in the men's quarters bacon chocolate chip
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: cookies for her, and he ultimately proposes to her at
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: the end of episode two.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: What do you think about that?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: How do you have such a hard and fast rule
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: and then immediately chuck it? Is it because nobody else
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: wanted Jordan?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I could see that. But he also said something like
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Amber was talking to him about his or her child
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: and how it would be a privilege for her to
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: introduce a man into her kid's life, and how he
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: was starting to warm up to that idea of like
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: being involved in it. And Amber had said to Jordan
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: that her kid has a really good relationship with her dad.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Her dad's involved in her life, so like you wouldn't
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: have to fill the dad role, you would just be
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: like an extra, you just kind of be there as
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: like a supportive figure. And Jordan started warming up to
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: that idea. I could see that, but maybe he he's
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: just desperate because nobody wants to fucking with the seapath
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: except for Amper.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: She doesn't know yet though, that he needs a seapath
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: because she hasn't seen him.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I know, which is crazy talking about catfish. Yeah, So
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: ultimately he proposes to her and she accepts and they
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: meet in the next episode, and then in the end
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: of episode two, we have this love triangle kind of
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: blowing up between Kevon, Tyler, and Kia, and this is
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: where Tyler establishes that she really likes Kevn, but he's
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: not really feeling it. And then I think Tyler was
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: the one that broke up with him first.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, she walked off and she's like, I'm out of
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: here because I want to be somebody's undeniable choice. And
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: he's equivocating and he's wishy washy and he's mealy mouthed
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: and so peace out and so she begins to leave
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: and production stops her and says, isn't this what you
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: always do? Though? Yeah, you always just leave. Don't you
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: want to do something different? She's like, you're right. So
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: she walks back in and she's like, redo.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: That's episode three. That's right, it is the Redo. And
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: then she crashes out to Kavon about it in the
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Pods and she's just like, I just want to be
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: someone's first choice. I don't know why nobody chooses. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: want to be someone's first choice. And then Cavon, yeah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: like a freaking idiot, do you.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Want to say sound No, No, go ahead, I'll say it
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: after you say something, I'm.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Just gonna say. Kavon is like, I choose you, Tyler.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: You're my number one choice because you're phenomenal and you're
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: amazing and lovely and a flower that blooms. I just.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I there's an old commercial from back in the seventies
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: or something like that eighties, and the tagline was never
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: let them see you sweat. In other words, don't show
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: your weakness and your vulnerability to somebody else, and certainly
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: to somebody that we we can't trust yet or whatever.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: And so like when she's confessing these deep desires of self,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: like I just want to be seen. I want to
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: feel like somebody's undeniable choice. I want somebody to love
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: me and find me to be worth it. Like that's
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: core identity psychological issues. Yeah, you need therapy, and you
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: do she I do think she needs therapy because she's
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: an accomplished woman as well. For sure. She became a
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: director in her design firm before the age of thirty
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: years old. And she talks about her accomplishments and she's
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: really good at what she does. But she's so willing
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to chuck it all and move to Cincinnati or whatever
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: where he lives with his mother. I think for this
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: team Will Smith and I'm like, what are you talking about.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: You've got everything going for you. Further Moore, you're beautiful.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: There's so and she's still pouring out her vulnerabilities and
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: her weaknesses and her innermost parts to this guy who
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: does not deserve that, and he doesn't care, also doesn't
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: know how to have. It's like a treasure you're giving
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: somebody and he's like, yeah, that's great. He doesn't know
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: how to take care of her, but she so needs
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: to be taken care of that she'll just tell anybody.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: And I just want I want women in particular like
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to stop doing that. These men are not emotionally intelligent enough.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: They are not intelligent and intelligent enough. They don't deserve
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: all of these beautiful parts of yourself. And so I
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: just I was embarrassed for Tyler. I was like, you're
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: doing too much, Tyler, calm down a little bit. But
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: at the same time, I could see where it was
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: coming from, and she was wasting it on Kivan.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I agree completely, And it's something that I've been seeing
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: like in my friend groups and stuff like that, and
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: like even in my own family, Like I have a
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: cousin who's like so sprung for this guy that she's dating,
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: and every time she'll tell me about it, and I'm like,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: he's such a loser, And I tell her because he's like,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: it's literally my age and I'm not going to give
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: too many personal details. Yes, but he's my age. My
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: cousin's younger than me. And I'm like, why are you
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: going after this dude who like he won't be in
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: a relationship with her because he's afraid of commitment, but
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: is totally fine banging her.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Of course, And it's just like the oldest time. But
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: she's young, I know, and she doesn't know it. Now
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: talk to her when she's forty and she's been through
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: a few scenarios like this, and you have the wisdom
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: acquired with age. But like Tyler is thirty, so she's
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I mean to me, she's quite young. She doesn't have
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: the worldly experience of relationships like or enough of them
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to understand her own value, and so she's just offering
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: it desperately to this guy across a wall who does
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: not deserve it, and it's really embarrassing, and I'm just
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: wondering what she's gonna think when she watches it back.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I hope she cringes and is like and learns from
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: it and realizes, oh wow, I was simping over this
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: dude who was giving me the exact same spece. She's
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: literally getting to Kiya, which.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Is a stupid bum ass speech. You know, you're pretty
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: like a flower in bloom and the constellation in the sky.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, And a few times she actually looks at
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the camera, are you like what the reel is? Is
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: this happening right now? It is happening. He doesn't deserve
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: you walk away, which she ultimately does.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: She does, but in this episode and episode three, she
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: is trying to give him one more chance because the
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: producers convinced her to stay, and she also realized, I'm
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: not gonna get paid if I leave early, So I'm gonna.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Need more followers on the IG, I need on the TikTok,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I need more clout.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go back crash out to Kavan and
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: he's gonna give me a bum ass speech and I'm
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: going to believe it for now because she is totally desperado.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Then we also have connections between I mean, how about Kiya.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: She's not in this one, well she is.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: She's still dating him at the same time as Tyler.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Like as soon as Tyler leaves, he has a date
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: with Kia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it comes to
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: a head I think in the next episode, but like
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, and I kind of want to workshop
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: it with you, Like what is her motivation here? Because
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: she seems like a really cool chick, Kia. Yeah, oh,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Kia seems like a really cool chick. She seems to
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: enjoy her conversations with Kevan, Like I never got the
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: impression that she actually really liked him, like she was
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: really into him, and I was wondering what her motivation was,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Like we just mentioned with Tyler, maybe she wanted to
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: stay around for the IEG, for the GRAM, for the talk,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: And I'm kind of getting that vibe from Kia as well.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know my vibe was the opposite. I thought
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: she did actually like Kevon. I feel like Kia was
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: the type of person, or is the type of person
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: that likes a fixer upper, so like maybe I can
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: change him, maybe like he's not perfect, Like maybe I
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: can change him, and maybe he'll like change for me
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: because I'm so amazing, Because I think Kia is a catch. Oh.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I think she's super smart. I think she's a comp
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I think she's emotionally intelligent. I think she's a really
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: awesome person, Like she would make a great wife. Kevon
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: does not deserve either of these women. I don't know
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: what any of them there so out of his league,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: it's insane. But I think Keo was like hopeful. I
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: think she was optimistic. And then when it comes to
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: a head and she realizes the back and forth between
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Kia and Tyler and Kevon and everything, then she realizes like, oh,
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: he ain't shit.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Well, but she stays in it, And that's kind of
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: what I'm getting at and it is in the next
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: episode that we kind of drill down into it. But like,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: tell us what you think if you're watching on YouTube,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Like what did you think about Kia? Like did you
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: think like Keia was really into Kevan? Did you think
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: that Kia was just kind of drawing it out so
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: she could get camera time, which I think like two
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: things can be true at once, But I want to
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: know what everybody else thinks.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know in the comments below. But in
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: episode three, we also had DeVante and Brittany that were
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: getting closer in their stupid, dumbass relationship. And this is
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: where we realize, or we come to know that Davante's
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: grandpa Devo.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: His name is Devot because I don't want to be
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: associated with a cultural name like Davante. Why that's the question. Oh,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: because he has a problem with identity that he doesn't
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: like to be called to DeVante. He doesn't like to
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: be called DeVante. He likes to be called Devot.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, Okay, Divo the Diva's just probably
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: slairs being sent up, flags being waved and they're red.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: They are red. So Divo the Diva, Deviante his grandpa
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: dies I shouldn't laugh right here. It's not funny. His
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: grandpa died during filming, and he was informed about this
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: by the producers, and the producer's like, do you want
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: to leave and go be with your family because that's
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: a normal thing to do in morning, because your grandpa
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: just died, And DeVante's like, you know what, No, I'm
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: gonna stay because my grandpa would have really wanted me
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: to be here. Sure, so I'm gonna stay. So then
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: he tells Brittany about it, and Brittany, being a lovely person,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: is holding space for him. She checks up on him regularly.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: They're developing kind of an intimate connection. Devo is like
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: falling in love with her or something, or maybe he's
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: trauma bonding, I don't know, and they're getting closer. Then
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: we also have let's see Emma, who is still torn
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: between the two generic white guys Mike and Connor. But
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Connor and her in particular have really big differences with
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: kids because Connor his non negotiable is having kids. So
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: you're even a little bit wishy washy peace out And
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: he basically tells her that, but Emma's still like, but
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I love you though I want to be with Connor.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: He's my number one He's my number one guy. Then
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: we have Jordan and Amber meeting after the proposal, so
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: after the cookies and everything, and this was weird.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: What did we think of the reveal for Jordan and Amber?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: My vibe was that this was awkward.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I felt like Jordan thought he hit the jackpot with Amber,
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: but then Amber looked at him.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: And was like, em well, and let's just rewind it
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: a bit, because at some point when they were in
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the pods, Amber said something about him like, well, as
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: long as you're not like sixty in fat, and then.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Jordan was just lying there.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, no, I mean I'm six, I'm not
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: sixty or anything yic. So she might have a preference
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: for non husky individuals. And so when we have the reveal,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I could kind of
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: see it on her face, huh, And I could sniff
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: it in the energy that she was just like, oh,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: he's kind of husky though. But they embrace and it's
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: a little awkward, but we've seen worse. It's not terrible.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: She's open to it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Yes, and she also says later on in the episode
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: She's like, I kind of like a hussy. So I'm like, okay,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: well maybe you're into that. And he's not like super
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: infini fat, he's not six hundred pounds.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: He's not James k From six hundred pounds life.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: For sure, So it's like he's like a Jack Black,
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: you know, and like maybe if he's funny and stuff,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: it makes up for I don't know whatever. Their vibe
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: was weird though. Then we have Alex and Ashley, who
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: are also growing closer in the pods, and these people
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: they're conversations.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: It's so vacuous. It's just a surface level sexual it's lusty.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: There's nothing of substance, there's no deeper connection.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: There is a deeper connection. They bonded over the book
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: The Alchemists.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was Paul's a really profound book. And
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I just didn't know that, like what I was looking
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: for was only fifteen feet away from me. It's amazing.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Have you read that book. I've never read it.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I read it twenty years ago.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Is it profound or I read it because.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Because it was Madonna's favorite book at the time, and
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I was like super into Madonna, like during the Frozen years. Yeah,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: so I read it. I liked it, but I mean.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: But it's not like no world changing.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say so, but there were there were themes
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: in there that were profound. Okay, but these two vapid.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: The way they were talking about.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It, vacuuous ding dongs.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, that would be the book for them.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Let's just say that.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, fair, that makes sense. But they ultimately grow
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: closer or whatever, however close you can get. When you're
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: like two superficial fucking.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: They're just both masturbating on their side. They're masturbating in
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: their pods.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: This is what it is.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: That's what it feels like to me.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: That's totally what it is. Because they're like flirting a lot,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: and she's talking about how much she loves getting digged down,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: and he's like, oh my god, it's so fucking hot.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: And then he ultimately proposes her right because he's in
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: love with her and wants to go to Coppo of course,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: see all the batties, of course. And then they meet
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: up after their proposal as well. And you know, Ashley
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: is pretty stuff.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: You know, she's she's like she's statue West. She's got hair,
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: is beautiful, long blonde hair, beautiful eyes, very pretty yet and.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Like Alex, if he just doesn't speak.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Objectively, is a handsome let me speak as the resident
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: had a resexical yeah in the room. I know you
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: have your lesbian space, lesbian clarity, but like I would say,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: like if I didn't know about him, he's definitely tall,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: dark and handsome. He's athletic, but like without being super
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: fucked up in a buff like that, Like he's a
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: handsome person objectively, but like you said, the minute he
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: opens his mouth, it's all about him. Yeah, it's all
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: about his soccer. It's all about how great he is
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: and how he can do whatever he wants and get
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: whatever woman he wants.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: And I'm like shut ah. And then when we saw
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: the tribal tattoos in compo, I was like I'm done.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I cannot take it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I can't do it. And then the last thing that
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: happens in episode three is Emma like confessing her love
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: basically to Connor, and she's like, you're my number one.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I love you so much and we've like developed such
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: a good connection and Connor straight up is like, M
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: sorry about it, but I got a stronger connection with
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Busted Breezy with busted Breezy, you got stop what? And
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: then we get into episode four. We have episode four,
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Emma goes back to the women's quarters and totally crashes
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: out because Connor dumped her, which I'm just like, girl,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: it's not that deep.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Seriously.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Then she also tells Mike about it, which I thought
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: was pretty cringe.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Well, but when she talks to Mike, she refers to
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Mike as his number one insofar, she's like, I broke
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: it off with my number two when you had been
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: telling everybody and the camera that Connor was your number one.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: You lie an asshole. He's lying over here and.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: This I know. I'm like, that's so dubious. So when
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Mike watches this back, he's gonna be like, Okay, it
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: was the second choice the entire time. Yep, you were
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: my dude, and you took it. Then we also have
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Chris military Man and Jessica Shortstack doctor. They apparently in
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: these three episodes we didn't get to see much of it.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: They developed an intense connection. He proposed to her and
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: confessed his love and then they also meet after their proposal,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: And what did you think about their meeting?
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: I thought that they seemed both of them happy with
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: the other person, likely too physically attracted, and super happy
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: to see each other, and so I was hopeful. Jessica
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: in particular seemed quite sprung so into it, and Chris
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: was as well. But like, because I saw the preview, Yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I just wonder how attracted to her he really was.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I see, And I hadn't seen the preview when I
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: was watching me, so I was going totally blind. Me too,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: me too, you know. So when I'm watching this episode,
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, they're really cute, Like they probably have
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: an instant connection because she thought he was so handsome.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: She loved how he was a short stack because she's
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: also a short stack. She's like, you're perfect, You're so cute,
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: and she's beautiful, and he thought she was pretty and everything,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: and they made out and I'm like, Okay, they got
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: instant connection. But then in the preview, he's like going
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: back to breezy for some reason, he calls a bro
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: and a dude. I don't get it.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: With his butts because she's giving off some masculine energy,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I don't get it as well. My only thought was like,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: you could only wish to land a woman like Jessica. Yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: we've got doctors up in this season. These women are
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: here and they're professional alls and you nondescript analysts and
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: account specialists whatever that fucking means. Should be so lucky
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: as to end up with a woman like Jessica. But
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: he's not going to appreciate it. Garan no guarantee, he's
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: not gonna appreciate. He's gonna fuck it up.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: And the other thing that's kind of looming over their
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: heads is their age difference, because Jessica's like thirty nine
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: and Chris I think he's like thirty three, so there's
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: like a five or six year age gap there. And
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Chris had talked about like possibly wanting kids, and that
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: was a reservation that he had in the pods with
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: his connection with Jessica, was like, I don't know, like
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: if I want to pick her because I might want
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: to have kids and she doesn't any at all.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: So well, she was kind of open to it, though
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: she wasn't like an absolute no on it, and she
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: can still have children.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: But he was like kind of focused on the age
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: difference a bit because I think he was also torn
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: between Breezy. I think he was having a connection with her,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: but he ultimately chose Jessica and proposed to her, and
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: then it seems like he's gonna have second thoughts once
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: they're all in Cabo and they're drunk, and after they fucked,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: and after they fuck, of course he got that nut
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: clarity or something. Then in this episode, this is where
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: the love triangle between Kia and Tyler and Keevon comes
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: to a head. So Kia gives Tyler a watch as
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: a gift, So, like everybody gives each other gifts or whatever,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: she gives him a watch. And this is something about
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: her grandpa, right.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Her pop, her dad, her dad who passed when she
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: was fifteen years old, Yes, who loved watches.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, And so it's a very meaningful, very sweet, sentimental.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Gift, potentially manipulative. I don't know.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe if you're if you're Dahlia and you're sussing it out.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just wondering, it's a little, a little that's a
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: bit much, don't you think?
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess, I don't know. I thought it was
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: like she was developing in connection with him, and she
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: was like, this is a very special thing. It means
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: that you're really a special person, and I want to
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: be with you or whatever. Keevan's like, that's really cool,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: you're phenomenal or whatever. But then he like, I think
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: he tells her I'm having a connection with Tyler or something.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Then he goes and talks to Tyler.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: While he's telling her about Tyler, she keeps interrupting him.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: That's right, like I'm giving you this watch because like
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: you need to take your time, Like I know you're
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: already really vibing with Tyler, but like you need to
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: think about it. We've got time, you can figure it out, like,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: don't rush it, right, And then they make it official,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: so he's like, you're my girlfriend, Kia. She's like, oh
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: my god, we're official.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: That's amazing. And then he she leaves the pod.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: And immediately comes Tyler.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Back, and then they're having a conversation. I think at
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: some point Tyler learned about his connection with Kia. She
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: confronts him about it, and he's like, well, yeah, like
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I have a connection with her, but I also have
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: a connection with you because you're both phenomenal, amazing strong women.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: And then this is where Tyler's like, naw, dude, I'm out,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: this is bullshit. Well, he tells.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: She tells him, you need to make a decision, and
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: in that encounter, he chooses.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Her and he toos.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: She tells him, I'm expecting you to get up on
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: your knee and proposed to me tomorrow. You need to
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: be very clear about what's going to happen, and so
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: she actually leaves that session, giving him the impression that
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: he's gonna propose the next day and that she'll probably accept.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Little does he know, she's about to bounce and she's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: not coming back.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: And thank god, Tyler. Honestly, finally, this is why I
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: thought Kevon was a bit of a player, because he's
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: made it official now with two ladies.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah he's doing that.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, HEA's boyfriend. But then now he's like, Tyler, I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: choose you. I choose you, and ultimately she ghosts him.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I think at the end of this episode it was
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: so fucking awesome because he goes back to the pod
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: expecting that she'll be there and she ain't.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, where are you at? Tyler?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Awesome? It's so great. And then we have DeVante proposing
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: to Brittany. They don't meet in this episode yet, but
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, how did we go from Grandpapy died
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: to We're going to propose to Brittany.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I want to go to Cabo.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: That it's gotta be That's all it is. It's got
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: to be that. And then Emma is like, you know,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: after Connor dumped my ass, I'm sure that Mike is
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: the one.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I spent him all along, actually the entire time, I'm.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: Just like, girl, you're so stupid. She gives Mike like
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: a box of her mom's like Christmas letters. I guess
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: she used to write a little letter about her and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: her siblings or something cool every Christmas.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I thought that was cool.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: That was very sweet, like every year that they grow up,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Like she'd write about how they're changing, right.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: What happened in the year, the things that are going
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: on with the family and with Emma. I just thought
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: that was a really interesting novel idea.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: I loved that. I thought that was really sweet and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: like something you can keep forever. And so she gives
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: him this box again, another very sentimental, intimate gift. Mike is,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: of course very appreciative, because I think he's a genuinely
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: nice dude. I think he's just on this show, probably
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: for Klou or probably because he wants to go to
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Cobbo or something like.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: He seems nice and what's his sign again?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Do you let me pull it up?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Is he one of them Pisces?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: No, bitch, she's a Taurus.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: He is a Taurus. That's what you give him the
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: benefit of the doubt.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: What I think Taurus men are probably pretty cool. Well
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Taurus women are, aren't they? Sure? Okay, so yeah, Mike
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: is very appreciative. He also gives her like a sentimental
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: well not really sentimental. He gives her a love is
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Blind scrap book.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: It's not sentimental at all, although it's kind of cute
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: that a man would be interested in scrap booking.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: That's why I thought it was kind of cute. And
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: then we have Connor, who just dumped Emma. He goes
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: to propose to Breezy, and when they were in the pods,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: I was thinking, you know what, maybe you guy's got
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: a cool connection because they're both kind of obnoxious, especially Brie.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: She's very obnoxious. And they talk a lot, and they
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: banter and they kind of bicker in like a cute
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: little way. And he talks about this like, I want
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: you to annoy me for the rest of my life,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Will you marry me? And she's like, oh my god,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: yeah a million times yes, Connor. And then they meet
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: in this episode as well, so he had a lot
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: of people meeting in this one. And what did you
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: think of their initial meetup?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I think Connor went into it a bit insecure
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: because I think he had mentioned that he hadn't.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Been exercising, like he wasn't in the best shape. Yeah,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: he's a little fluffy.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: He didn't necessarily feel the best about himself, so he
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: was a little concerned about that. And then we've got breezy.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: He's like overconfident, big loud energy. I thought that she
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: was disappointed. Probably I thought so too. I think she
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: was disappointed, but that, like Amber, she was willing to
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: give him a chance. But in that reveal encounter, I
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: felt like she overpowered, overwhelmed. Did she tell him he
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: was sweaty or was that Devonda? I'm sorry, okay, but
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: like he looked sweaty, he looked uncomfortable. He was just
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: like a weird reveal to me.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: See, Like I thought that they could have like some connection.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I did feel like she was disappointed by his appearance,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: but I felt like he was fine with it, Like,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: I thought she looked pretty in her dress, and I
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: don't know, I thought they looked good when they sat
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: together and they were like kind of making out and stuff.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I could, I could see a world
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: where this would work. But then in the preview, I mean,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: she's simping over Chris, so it's it's hopeless. And then
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: episode five, we have Davante and Brittany meeting up after
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: their proposal. Honey, and this was peak, this was fucking awesome.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: So the doors open up and Britney is beautiful. Honey's
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: a snack.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: She is as arguably the most esthetically like a beautiful woman,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: dark out of hers she's curvy, banging body.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's gorgeas. Then we have Davante Hillsbury Don
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: literally feels very dope boy. Yeah, Pilsbury dope boy.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: He's fucked up hair, fucked up hair, head and everything.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: He's like, shirt's not even typed in bullshit. Man, Like
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: this dude is mid on a good day, oh yeah,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: on a good day.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: So he gets paired with this bombshell. Brittany of course,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: is like gross down, She's like she says that the
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: camera is something like, he's a bit sweaty, and he's
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: a bit chubby. He's not like the normal vibe that
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I go for. But you know, like we all get
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: fat one day, so.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: It's fine, just like and then DeVante to the camera says, well,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I've never dated a person of color, a person of color,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: or a woman of a woman a woman of color.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: And then he says something like, yeah, I've never dated
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Yikes. And then he also said something like, I when
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: I matched up with her, I matched up with the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: type of person I thought that she would be like
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: AKA white.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because her name's Brittany. Because they talked about like, yeah,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: my mom wanted to name me Lilliana. Yeah, then you
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: would have known I was hispatic if my name was
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Lilliana or something like that. It was just like the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: internalized racism I know. For DeVante was off the charts.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: And nobody's given him appropriate home training about like how
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: to be decent to other people, like saying that I've
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: never dated something like that. Wild already says to me
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: that you're dehumanizing or depersoning Brittany, like you're why reducing
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: her down to the color of her skin, which is
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: a little darker than your skin, I guess, but like
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: you also have melanin within you as well. You're obviously
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: mixed race. What the fuck are you banging on about,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: big boy?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: And it's so weird. It's like it's one thing to
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: have preferences, Like it's one thing to like, I prefer
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: to date people in this kind of category or whatever.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: It's another to be so like repulsed by under their race.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: He is so not into her whatsoever, and like, to
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: be fair, she's not into him either.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's gonna end up trying to make concessions
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: for him that are completely unwarranted. But it's like wild,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: he's one of those guys who says this is my
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: preference though, in order to cover up bigotry.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: It's really sad because I think Brittany seems like such
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: a lovely person. Yeah, And I think, like my vibe
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: is that she's going into it in good faith, Like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: she bought her wedding dress before she even came on
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: to love is mid, Like she's really wanting to get married.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: She's had this vow of celibacy. She wants to preserve
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: herself for her future husband, like she's into it. She
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: wants to find a guy, and then she gets stuck
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: with Divante, who hates himself so much that he's got
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: leftover hate for her.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: It's wild to me, it's unfortunate, it's sad, Brittany. And
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: even though Brittany made the fat comment, which I did
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: laugh at, and she called him and sticky and sweaty
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: as well, which was pretty great because he was chopped
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: a pair. Even though she said all that, she said,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make the best of it because I fell
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: in love with his personality, because love is truly blind,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna put it to a test. So she's
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: she is coming at it with good faith and also
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: wants to go to Cabo and doing it for the grab.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Davante is just racist, so I think so, I mean,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: I actually think so. It's kind of how it feels.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Then we have let's see Kevon so Keevon got ghosted
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: by Tyler, which was fucking awesome. He was not expecting that.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: So then he goes back to the guy's quarters and
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: of course all the guys are like, dude, you doudged
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: a bullet. Bro about it. You're such a fucking cat.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: You judged a fucking bullet. And so then he goes
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: from the men's quarters back to the pods to go
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: and propose to Kiya. So he got dumped by Tyler,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: and now it was like, Kia, you're the one.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: And he was showing up to propose to Tyler. Yeah,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: and so he's immediately just gonna propose to Kia.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Now, player, That's what I'm saying. Player. And this was
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: also peak cinema because this is where like he tries
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: to confess his love to her or whatever, and Kia
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: goes on a very intelligent rant based and says, essentially
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: I'm paraphrasing because I'm not as smart or as gorgeous
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: as Kia. But she's like, you know, Kevin, I think
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: you're not ready for shit. You're not ready for a relationship.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you even came on this show.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: You're stupid. Basically, She's like, you need to figure your
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: shit out, get your shit together before you ever try
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: to come back into a relationship. Peace out.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not interested by poor Kevaan's like, huh, what the
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: fuck just happened?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Got dunk by two? Oh my god. Queen behavior art
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: I love it, honestly, queen mannerism. I thought that was great.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it as well.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: And she made a reference to the watch that she
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: gave him or something like maybe that'll help you in time,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: like get your shit together. I don't know what she
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: said because it was so intelligent and I'm not doing
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: it justice.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: It felt like she planned it. It felt like she knew.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I personally don't think she was ever super into him.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I think she was like, maybe this was one of
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: the primary or only connections that she had, so she
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: was working the connection. But she could obviously see that
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Tyler was spiraling the entire time, so she knew what
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: was happening. She deduced that Tyler was dating Kevan, and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: so I think she was behind the scenes just a
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: little bit orchestrating what she would do, and she wanted
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: to do like a boss move, which she did, and
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: irrespective of her motivation, I was here for it. I
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: loved it so much because Kevin sucks.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: And he was totally trying to propose to somebody so
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: he could go to Cabo like everybody else, I guess,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: but it's like.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: He wants somebody to help him take care of his
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: mom on pay his bills or something, but.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Dude, grow up. I'm thirty man, Like, what are you doing?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: So I did appreciate that. That was really fucking funny
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: that Kevon had two women wrapped around his finger and
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: both of them dumped his ass. Amazing. So the last
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: couple to become coupled is Mike and Emma, So Mike
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: and s Mike's like, I love you so much, Emma,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: and Emma's like, you were always my number one. He
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: proposes they meet up. They meet up, and this was
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: kind of an interesting interaction because this is, like, I think,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: the first time we saw Emma's scars, So they're pretty
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: extensive on her arm, and I'm not like shames the
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: first time he did we saw them? I don't think
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: we did.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: We saw them the entire time. Then I wasn't paying
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: yeah that she was in the pod the entire time.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: She was sleeveless for the most part the entire time,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: so I clocked them right away. They were extensive.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Look, so this is the first time I guess I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: saw him on display like that, and I was worried
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: for her because I'm like, what if Mike says some
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: shit about her scars. He didn't say anything. Then we
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: write it down, No, for real, don't we do read
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: it don with our pitchforks. But Mike says something interesting
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: where he says, yeah, I'm most beautiful or whatever. But
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: I've never been with an Asian. I've never been with
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: a person of color, and I'm like, Okay, what are
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: all men doing? M hmm, what are we doing here?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: So I feel like she's attracted to Mike, but Mike
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: is not attracted to her.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I felt like when Mike mentioned it
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: it had a different ring than when DeVante brought it up.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: It was more of a perfunctory kind of the way
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: that Vic and Christine did it, like just like, yeah,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: we have a different race. She's not a race that
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: I would normally date, but I'm into it. I love
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: her anyway. Like there wasn't the weight of what we
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: felt with Davante personally.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. The way he said it was kind
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: of just like hmm, interesting.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: I mean he noticed it, but I mean, for right now,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's an actual issue. It's something that
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: anybody would notice when they met and or dated a person,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: which is fair, but we'll see how he handles it
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: going forward. What I thought was kind of weird was
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: when he was questioned about the scar, and I am sorry,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's this episode or the next one,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: but like when he's questioned about the scar, whether that's
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: on camera or whatever, he's like, yeah, I was like whatever,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't really notice it. I was just focused on her.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: She's a beautiful girl, and that's wonderful. But it kind
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: of smacks as like I don't see color. It kind
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: of smacks as like, but I'm not looking at this
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: part of her that is so important to her life.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Like this is this is the badge.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: That I wear because I have been through so much
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: fucking shit. Yeah, And for you to say like, yeah,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't even see it's it's fine, I don't care
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: about it, it kind of invalidates this beautiful part of
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: her that she was sharing with him all the while.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: And so for me in that moment, it was a
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: bit of a red flag. Yeah, I'm just I'm just
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: holding the flag up.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It was kind of given, you know
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: what I mean. Yeah, I totally know what you mean,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: because it was kind of giving to me, like that's
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: the response that you give when you're trying to be nice,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: when you're maybe put off by it or like uncomfortable
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: by it. And like, I don't want to get into
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: a whole conversation about like scars and stuff like that. Like, obviously,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Emma's a beautiful woe. She made that her story. She
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: did make that her story. Her scars are extensive, there's
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: no doubt about that. And I think that's not the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: only place she had them removed, so like she's got
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: them everywhere. I feel like Mike was just being nice.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like Mike is just put off and like
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: not attracted. That's my vibe. And I that's sad.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: That is sad. It makes me feel bad about.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: That, and I feel bad. But also Emma was lying
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: to him and saying you're my number one and I
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: love you.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: She wanted to be with Connor.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's just sad because she has been in relationship.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: So she describes it where like people have dismissed and
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: devalued her because of her condition, Like this is a
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: theme in her life that she's very protective around, you know,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: and she's protecting her She's trying to protect herself by
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: not divulging a lot of the information, and so just
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: to have that happen again with Mike would really suck.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: But maybe it's not going to happen. But I just
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: like zooming out looking at Emma and looking at Mike.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Here again we.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Have a situation where this woman is so fucking far
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: out of his league. He looks like a gelatinous lumberjack.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: He looks like he was fashioned out of wax in
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: the form of a lumberjack with a beard, and everything
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I mean is, yes, is he a real person?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: He's so gelatinous, generic, And then here she is.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: She is so stunning, and I'm just like, oh God,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: why do we have to end up with Mike. But
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, Emma has her own issues which I registered earlier,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: and then like in the Pods too, let's not forget
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: she talked about like maxing out or credit.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Card yeah, and just being.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Very impulsive and a lot of different She's kind of
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: an immature young woman, kind of. I just my prediction
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: is this is not going to end with not at all.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: But still I like Emma more than I like Mike.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: That's fair, And I'm not a massandrist am I coming
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: off that way a little bit.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. I love if anybody, if anything,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: were misogynists, are from the people on.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Our You're internalized the mistogyny because you don't like Olivia.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Plus okay, whatever, So everybody's paired up. Now we're gonna
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: go and go to Cabo and also Malibu for some reason.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: So we have talk about it. A few of the
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: couples going to Cabo, all of them except for one.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: All of them except for Vic and Christine. Vic and
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Christine are going to be a Malibu.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: This is the couple that I'm really interested in. I
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: want to know about Christine and Vic.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why they don't get to go to
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Cabo with everybody else and get drunken party and make
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: a bunch of drama and fight like I want that. No,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: they get to have their own beautiful resort in Malibu.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, why do they stay in the States
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: and everybody else gets to go international? So I'm up
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: on then, Tony. There was several articles out and some
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: of them are probably bullshit. Okay, some of them are
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: like whatever, But the consensus was Netflix apparently didn't have
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: the money to send all of the couples to Cabo,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: because this is the most couples that they've had in
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: a season. Allegedly, other people also said that Vick and
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Christine are boring and that they're not going to be
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: very drama malicious, and so they stayed in Malibu because
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: they're not.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Going to make then you would send them to Cabo.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. My theory is that
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: somebody's got a criminal record or something, or doesn't have
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: a passport or something.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've seen that said that somebody because they
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: talked about it in the pods, like they talked about
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: their childhood, and we really didn't cover that, and we
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: don't they need to. But one of the things they
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: had in common was their drug charges. Drug charges and
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: like their previous shenanigans as teenagers, and so I'm just
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: wondering if some of those charges are sticking or something.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know how that works since I'm not a criminal. Yeah,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: maybe somebody couldn't travel to Mexico and so they had
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: to go to Malibu, But I don't know.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: That's wild. It was really bizarre.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: It's not because Netflix can't afford it, I know, trust me, but.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Like several like news agencies reported that that's a story
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: that Netflix is putting it because they don't want to
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: highlight the fact that somebody's got some charge, somebody's got
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: a criminal, or somebody doesn't have a passport or something.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: It was bizarre. So they're out Malibu at some resort.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Everybody else gets to go to Cabo, and we have
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: like the first basically like the first night in Cabo,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: and it's just the individual couples at this point, like
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: nobody's met each other yet. But you have Chris and Jessica.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: They're fucking They're making out eyelashes, they're racking her eyelashes
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: are all up and down. His dick Davante is totally
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: repulsed by Brittany because she's a woman of color. He's like,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: I can't thought she was gonna be white. I don't
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: care her name is Brittany. I thought she was gonna
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: be white. I don't know what I'm gonna do here.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: We have Jordan and Amber, who are still kind of awkward,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: but they're starting to like warm up to each other
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: because they're, yeah, they're having fun. Then we have motherfucking
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: Alex and Ashley, who we had to spend like fifteen
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: solid minutes watching them flirt with each other on the
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: couch and I was cringching.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Some like stop it this instan both of you.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: Every five seconds, Alex says the same line, Man, your
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: eyes are dangerous. Don't look at me like that. That's
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: so dangerous, Like you don't want to know what I'm
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: gonna do to you because you keep looking at me
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: like that. And then she's like yes, sir.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: And Christine Christine Ashley is just yeah, I'm very much
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: into sex and I just can't wait to discover sexually,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: discover work with I'm just ready to crack. I'm just like,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: this is the porn already, we're leading up to a porn.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: Seat can't And so they're like basically fingering and hand
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: dropping each other under the blanket on the couch. We
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: have Connor and Breezy who are like flirting in bed.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: They're about to have some drunk sex. Mike and Emma
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: are really awkward. They're just like two kids at a
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: sleepover in a bed because they're glad that they're in Cabo.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: And then we have Jordan who brought a seapap and
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: that's how the episode. The next episode opens up is
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: like the next morning, what everybody? Episode six? This is
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: the last one, and the next morning, everybody is fucked
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: except for Brittany and DeVante, but we'll get to that.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: But we start off with Jordan and Amber who are
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: like videoing themselves on their iPhones and they're like, yeah,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: we fucked multiple times last night with and without the
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: seapep on, like stop, have some decorum. And then we
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: have Alex and Ashley, who have of course fucked multiple times.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: That's all they have between like that's all they that's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: literally only have And I think Alex is only fucking
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: her out of pity because we learn in this episode
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: that he's like not even attracted but to Ashley.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: I thought he liked her the reveal and when they
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: were in Coppo and all the dangerous eyes and everything,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: and so he just gets in he nuts and then
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: he's not into her anymore.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think he just wanted to get
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: his rocks off. But then, like we get into the
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: rest of the episodes, we have everybody meeting up. So
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: they meet up for dinner or something. I think it's
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Connor's birthday or whatever, so they're celebrating his birthday. All
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: the couples are peered up together. They get to put
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: names to faces, and it's really interesting, especially for the
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: people that got dumped, like Emma who got dumped by
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Breezy and Breezy who was interested in Chris, but I
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: think Chris had told her I'm not into you, I'm
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: into Jessica, And so she sees him paired up with.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jessica because it's awesome, that's the perfect
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: matchup for you. Internally, Yeah, she's praging well.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: And Breezy is also upset because while they're all meeting
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: each other for dinner, everybody's very superficial and like just
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: keeping it to small talk. And she's like, what the
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: FuG We had all these intimate conversations in the pods together,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: we got like really deep. Why aren't we like honoring
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: that connection, like especially with like me and Chris, Like
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: why is which is called for?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Why isn't Chris chasing me right now and wanting to
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: have a private conversation and which he spills his heart
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: out to me?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: And she's like, legit, upset about it. She keeps talking
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: about that, and she keeps bringing up Chris so, like
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: she talks about it with Connor privately after dinner. She's like,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I just think it's so weird that like Chris wouldn't
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: talk to me. He had such an intimate connection in
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: the Pods, and Connor is now becoming disillusioned. Sure, he
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: was like all in with Breezy for some reason in
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: the Pods, I think so I think he was all
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: in when they met. He's like, Oh, she's really cool
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: and pretty and like she's a bro and she's also hot.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it'll be great. And then now he's
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: hearing from Breezy that he was a second choice, he
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: wasn't her first choice.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: And also she's really interested in having a download with
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Chris and like getting some closure. And he's like why
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: because for me, like as soon as I made the
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: decision that I didn't want to be with Emma, I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, it's a no go. You know,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: I've got another person that I'm focusing on, God bless,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: but like we're not going to be a thing. So
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: it was very easy for him to disconnect. So why
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: is Breezy having such a hard time? Why does she
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: need to hear these things from Chris?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: So much because she's in love with Chris and she's
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: not attracted to Connor.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: It's the that's the second one.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: First, that's what I think it is. And then we
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: also have Brittany when she meets everybody, she realizes that
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: all of the girls have gotten fucked, They've gotten railed
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: by celibacy.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: So why is that a big deal? The problem for
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Brittany is the fact that he doesn't want to fuck exactly,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: why don't you want to fuck me? I ever in
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: all of my life met a man who didn't want
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: to get with this, So what is the problem? And
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: so I think that Davante is actually triggering in her
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: some insecurities that maybe she's not aware of and or
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: she's been hiding. But like his rejection of her is
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: like wait a minute, okay, so off fuck you? Then yeah,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: like she gets all crazy, but she.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Does go on no that she totally does get all crazy.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Throughout the episode, She's like trying to be more affectionate
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: to Davante. She's getting upset because every morning when they
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: wake up in Cabo, he's like already out of bed.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: He's like on the porch reading like an old man.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: He's like not interested and even like giving her a
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: little pick in the morning, Good morning, babe, what's up?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Just like walking by, like at the pool or in
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: a crowd. He doesn't even acknowledge her.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Well, Like there's one scene where she's like in her
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: bikini and they're like in the hot tub together and
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: she's like straddling him and he's so repulsed with his big,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: old dough body and you have this beautiful sorry, but
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: it's like you look like that and you're repulsed by
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: busty Brittany.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I mean sidebar as a lesbian, as the resident lesbian
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: voice for America, Like when you look at Brittany, are
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: you like, damn.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: She's beautiful. Yeah, she's curvy, she's got a nice body.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: She's an RN so she's smart, like and I'm just like.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: She's got a sense of humor, she's engaged.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like there's so much that she's there's so much.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Am I wrong? No, you're not at all? And I'm like, dafante,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: what is wrong with you? Dude? Like this is probably
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: the prettiest girl you'll ever get in your life. Your life, yes,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: your life, who was like in love with you and
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: was willing to overlook your sweaty fatness and yet.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: And your racism and your fucked up hair for real,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: and that your clothing choices and they're fatty that your
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: grandfather died and you stayed at Love is Blind.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: And well Grandpa would have wanted that that was his time.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: Way put it in his will.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Please find your wife at Love's Middle. And so Brittany
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: is having a bit of a crisis, and honestly I
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: would too if, like I had heard from all the
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: other girls in Cabo, like they're all getting sucked multiple times.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Amber is fucking a guy with the sea pap stop it.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: And Defonte won't even touch her, you like, won't even
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: initiate a kiss.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: I've never had a hickey, And Brittany says, well, I'll
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: give you a hickey, and he's like, I don't want
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: a hickey.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: He's disgusted, literally disgusted by her. And so I don't
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: blame her for having a crisis of self. And then
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: everybody does these like stupid booty ass excursions and then
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: they come back to the pool or whatever and they
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: play never have I ever, and then they all kind
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: of just disperse and talk amongst each other, and this
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: is where Alex is on the prowl. Because Alex reveals
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: to everybody that he is not attracted to girls like Ashley.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: He doesn't normally go for girls that look like her
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: aka white and tall and skinned, blonde, light blonde feature,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: likes dark features, he likes curvy girls. He does say that,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: and he's like, Brittany is my ideal type. And so Brittany,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: who is already desperate and crashing out because Davante won't
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: fuck her, she feels lonely, Alex is like scarre so
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: he goes over to talk to her and shoot his
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: shot with her, and he basically says that He's like, yeah.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Like you're really attractive, Like I noticed like DeVante is
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: not really giving you what you probably need, and like
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: I totally get it because I'm in a relationship as well,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: and I don't know if, like I'm actually attracted already, yeah,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: because like my tastes run toward exactly what you are,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: as it turns out, and so like I feel like
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: we're in the same situation, right, Brittany. And Brittany's like
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: clocking him into the camera. She's like, oh, he's got
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: some dark energy. Yes, I'm worried about you, Ashley.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I really hope that Brittany doesn't fall for
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: his stupid shome like worried that she will. I'm wordy too,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: because she's desperate.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just gonna I'm gonna believe in our
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: girl Brittany because she clocks his dark energy. She calls
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: it out on camera. I think she has like loyalty
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: to her girls and to Ashley. I'm just gonna hope
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: that she doesn't do that, because Alex does not deserve it.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: No, Anytha does Ashley, who is so sprung over Alex
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: and Ashley. She is smart, she knows, and she saw
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: his conversation with Brittany and she tries to confront him
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: about it later and he totally man explains the whole thing.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: I'm a very dynamic person, so maybe somebody would take
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: it as flirting, like I don't think it wasn't that
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: it was actually flirting with anybody, but you know, like
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: I've got all.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: This riz yeah and stuff like that.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with it. I'm sure
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: somebody would be intimidated by all the shit I got
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: going on. And I'm just like, oh my god, let
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: me ask you this. Did it seem to you like
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: somebody had talked to Ashley about what Alex had done
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: with Brittany, Because it almost felt like somebody said, hey,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: he was flirting with Brittany, and maybe it was Brittany.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: I kind of feel like it was Brittany. Maybe Britney
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: told her, because Brittany brought up Ashley in her talking
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: head after her conversation with Alex and was like, I'm
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: worried about her because I know she's really into him,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: and now he's over here talking to me about how
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: he's attracted to me. I kind of.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Feel like Brittany I wouldn't be surprised.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: I'm hoping she did that because I'm hoping she's a
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: girl's girl and she doesn't just like try to steal him,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: not like Ashley would be missing out on a prize
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: of a man like Alex because he sucks ask And
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: then we also have Breezy talking to Chris privately at
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: the pool because you know she's having some second thoughts
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: because I think she thinks Chris is more attractive than Connor,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: which was like, when you pair the two of them,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: I'm like they're.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Interchangeable, one half a dozen of the other.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, I don't see what she sees. But
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: she seems really attracted to Chris for some reason.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Well because he does ice plunges and so do I, right,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: But Connor doesn't want to do ice plunges, right.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: His vigor for life is so attractive. They're like so
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: active and do things like I do things too, and
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: like we could do things together. And Chris is like, yeah,
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: you're like really cool, and he gives her a side rug.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: You're really cool, dude. I'm like, are you into her?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe he is. He also says something weird like, uh,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: Connor seems like a very submissive man for you. Oh yes,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: that's right, Like you need a more dominant man. And
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: of course Breezy is like instantly wet. She's like, oh
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: my god, yeah, I need a don at nass so bad.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's two hours of like I can't, I'm
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: losing my mind. Then we have Brittany at the end
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: of this episode confronting Davante on the fact, like why
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: don't you want to FuG me? Do you even want
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: to touch me? You want to finger me? At least
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: a little bit touches my love language.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: I would really appreciate if you could at least touch
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: me just a.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: Little bit so I know that you're not completely repulsed
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: by me. And Davante kind of crashes out a little
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: bit and he's like, well, but I don't want to
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: be like staying in bed all day. We're hearing Cobo
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: at this beautiful resort and you're just like laying in
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: bed like a lazy piece of shit, so bedrotting, Like
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: I want to get up and have my tea and
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: watch golf. Sure, Like okay, dude, yeah he sucks.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: And also like when I'm quiet and just trying to
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: stay calm, he says that, I'm like, okay, calm, why,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: Like what about this environment is making you want to
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: pop off that you're trying to be calm by being quiet.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand that.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: It's Britney's race.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: He's a racist and it was kissing me off. Did
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: you have an ounce of melanin? Like, oh my god,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna be a white chick. And
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: I'm mad that's what it feels like.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: And then we get to the preview for I think
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: the rest of the season or just the next couple
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: of episodes. I don't know, it seemed like it was
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: the rest of the season. But we have Breezy visiting
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: Connor's disgusting bachelor pad. That's a complete fucking mess.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: Connor, What is happening with you? Dumpster sales guy?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: You were in your thirties, you live in.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: A dumpster That's disgusting.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: Then we have Christine and Vic that are in Malibu
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: by themselves. She's asking him a very important question about
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: if he's okay having a white woman be the mother
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: of his kids, and he kind of hesitates a little bit,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: so I really hope that's not like a deal breaker
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: for him. We have Ashley and Alex going to dinner
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: with Ashley's dad, which I loved because he's gonna clock out.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he clogs him so hard.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: He says something like, you need to convince me that
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: you're genuinely in love with my daughter, and Alex tries
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: to be like, yeah, I really love her and actually
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: a flower and bloom. Seriously, ashley dad is like, Nope,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: not good enough, right baste, and then Ashley cries about it.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: Then we also have Jordan, who is nervous about being
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: in Amber's kids' life, like as a father figure or whatever,
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: and then it looks like he leaves or tries to
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: like break up with her, I don't know. We also
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: have Jessica asking Chris to just like, I don't know,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: text me more like it seems like you don't text
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: me a lot, and Chris is like, I'm not a
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: big texter. Meanwhile, he's literally blowing up Breezy's phone textinger
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: while she's in bed with Connor.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Wild Breeze, he's little man.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: They're the it's always the little ones, a little diabolical
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: little gnomes around. Breeze's also reconsidering her relationship with Connor,
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: probably because he's a dumpster goblin and she's not into it.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: And he's also fat. He's not fat, no I know,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: but compared to Chris, who's athletic and does things.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: He's skinny fat like he's skinny fat like he's skinny,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: but he's not in shape. He's got no muscles. Did
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: you see his legs the offense, No, let's stop right there,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: go on.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: I did see his legs. Maybe Breezy saw them and
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: was like yuck, stop, But it does seem like Connor
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: kicks Breezy out so like it seems like they were
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: doing the trial, were.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: Not with his actual legs because he could they're not.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: Straying starting up. He kicks her out, and Breezey's like
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? She probably goes and bangs Connor, bangs
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Chris the other generic white guy, and then we have
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: the in four weeks. So I'm excited about this. This
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: is where I love Love is Blind. It's so good
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: when they visit, like the families and the houses and.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: The relatives, the dads who can clock the players.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm interested to see what Vic's sister, who by
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: the way, protected their mother from a domestic abuser. Like,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: I want to see this woman come in and clock
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: what's going on with Christine because if there's anything under
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: the hood with Christine, I think that sister's going to
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: get to it.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: I think so too. I'm intrigued.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: What about you guys? Are you enjoying it?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: Are you watching?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: Recap is long? No?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: I mean it has to be because we were covering
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: six episodes and stuff like that. The next time, I
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: think our recap's going to cover three episodes. So it'll
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: be shorter, probably not as long. And then I think
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: the next installment is two episodes and then a reunion. Yeah,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: I want to say, and I want to see the weddings. Yeah,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: but we're just having fun. It's a good time. A
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: lot of these are train wrecks. It's happening in Ohio
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: and all that note, I would like to conclude by saying,
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Ohio. I bet a lot of you listening
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: and watching you're from Ohio. I've got great friends from Ohio.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: I've been to Ohio and there are parts of Ohio
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: that are actually stunning and beautiful their courtside. The Midwest
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: is pretty, honey. People underrate the Midwest. Oh Ohio's great.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to offend anybody, but I'm just saying,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: some of these, all.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: Of these dudes, all of them, all of it.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Of these dudes mid af basic af.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: Like they're so boring and lame.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: But I'm into it, and so let us know how
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: you guys feel in the comments below.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: And beatraz is there anything else.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine? Is there anything else that we should
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: say to these beautiful raccoons before we get up on
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: out of here?
• 1:36:50
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• 1:36:52
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• 1:36:55
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• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: dumpster and we would really appreciate it, so thank you.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: We're going to be back.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: Next week to continue our Sister Wives rewinds, which are fun,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: and also to continue the Love.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Is mid Journey because we are in it to win it.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: But until then, please do not forget that we have
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: nothing but love for you.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: And please
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: Bus