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Rhubarb Pie | Son of a Boy Dad #347 ft. Pat Bev · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Yanks, Oh, thank you on it. That's cool. In lacrosse
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  Speaker 6: that we very occasionally used to throw like you'd roll
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  Speaker 6: the ball to a guy. Yeah, it was kind of
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  Speaker 6: like I don't know, seen as being like a really
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  Speaker 6: cocky thing to.
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  Speaker 5: Do to roll the ball. Yeah, why, I mean you would.
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  Speaker 4: Like people would do a mid game Yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that makes sense. I thought you meant like in practice, like.
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  Speaker 6: If a guy was subbing on from the midline and
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  Speaker 6: their defense was compressed into the box, you'd maybe you'd
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  Speaker 6: roll it in for to give him time or something.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, it was really cocky. Yeah, bounce pass.
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  Speaker 6: Bounce passes were like, I just feel so risky, crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I ever threw a single back, especially
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  Speaker 5: with my whole career.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, what if there's like a rock or like
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  Speaker 4: a pebble somewhere just sends the ball to the left.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if there's an angel in the outfield?
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  Speaker 5: Exactly?
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  Speaker 6: Diud I can pinpoint specific moments of playing in games
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  Speaker 6: where if I recall that exact moment, I'm filled with anxiety.
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  Speaker 7: Hmmm.
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  Speaker 5: Like a bounce pass.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I had to throw a pass to Brook Showal
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  Speaker 6: number six on our team as he stepped in from
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  Speaker 6: the box against Dartmouth. We were going on six' five of,
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  Speaker 6: course and the FALL i GOTTA i don't understand that at.
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  Speaker 6: All the six to seventh. Thing someone's got to break
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  Speaker 6: that down.
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  Speaker 7: For, me, right why?
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  Speaker 6: Bother why not just wait until it doesn't matter in a?
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  Speaker 6: Week that is, true it's one week.
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  Speaker 5: Away, YEAH i think you're. RIGHT i think we are
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  Speaker 5: that this is the last.
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  Speaker 1: Week, yeah, honestly the you know who could have killed
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  Speaker 1: it is the fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Teachers oh big, Time like if teachers just started doing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they were, yeah cool. TEACHERS i saw a.
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  Speaker 4: VIDEO i saw a video of like an auditorium full
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  Speaker 4: of fifth graders doing it like they were waiting for
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  Speaker 4: like a, presentation and they were just every single kid
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  Speaker 4: was doing.
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  Speaker 6: It you plugged into the security camera of an auditorium
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  Speaker 6: of fifth.
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  Speaker 4: Gration this was on Reels, instagram something randomly On instagram.
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  Speaker 5: Reels so just get like a starting to wonder about.
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  Speaker 6: That you've got a middle school's, post starting to feel
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  Speaker 6: like that's more of like a spy center on middle
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  Speaker 6: schools On instagram.
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  Speaker 5: Reels, no you're taking up With instagram.
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  Speaker 6: Reels you've turned the lights, down you've put blankets over your,
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  Speaker 6: windows and you have five monitors to literally monitor what
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  Speaker 6: fifth graders think is.
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  Speaker 5: COOL i should GET i should get a real monitoring.
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  Speaker 4: System, No, no you.
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  Speaker 1: Shouldn't you actually shouldn't do, that all, right are you? Sorry?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Alrighty welcome back to The son of A Boy dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today it Is october twenty.
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  Speaker 4: Seventh it is twenty, seventh twenty.
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  Speaker 5: Seventh it is.
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  Speaker 4: Eleven fifteen, am and we are here live from H q.
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  Speaker 4: Three welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody francis met my children. Yesterday, Really frank just met
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  Speaker 1: my seed.
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  Speaker 7: Yesterday how.
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  Speaker 5: FUN i saw. That ACTUALLY i saw you guys texting about.
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  Speaker 6: It.
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  Speaker 5: YEAH i could. NOT i could not meet the seed.
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  Speaker 4: YESTERDAY i WAS i was In massachusetts having a little
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  Speaker 4: family time of my.
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  Speaker 1: Own so really.
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  Speaker 5: Nice sister's, wedding mother and, Yeah jewish. Wedding, no it.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't it wasn't actually not at.
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  Speaker 1: All she didn't marry a, Jew, no, no she she
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  Speaker 1: retained her.
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  Speaker 6: JUDOM i don't. Know, no she married A brazilian.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, yeah, literally that's.
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  Speaker 5: Where we went the night before the, wedding did you.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah that's like to, god that's like marrying An
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  Speaker 1: australian dude and going to outback.
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  Speaker 5: Steakhouse it was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: TIME i. Know that's two on the. Nose come, on you.
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  Speaker 4: Got to find it a little in, between you, know
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  Speaker 4: for both. Families it was, great had a. Blast it's fucking.
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  Speaker 4: INSANE i bet he felt a little bit pandered.
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  Speaker 5: Too, no we've known him for like a.
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  Speaker 6: Decade two on The nose road would have been going
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  Speaker 6: TO U Kats. Delicatessen, yeah is that is that?
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  Speaker 5: Is that is the land.
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  Speaker 6: Food, no That's, jewish.
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  Speaker 5: SAID i don't know. WHY i like when you Said Kats.
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  Speaker 4: Deli IT'S i just checked out BECAUSE i assumed you
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  Speaker 4: were talking about a restaurant, that like you, guys only.
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  Speaker 1: Knew about the most famous.
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  Speaker 6: RESTAURANT i was trying to think of the Most jewish eating,
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  Speaker 6: establishment AND i think it's probably, that at least that
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  Speaker 6: that is. Known AND i also double and tundered it
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  Speaker 6: with the, nose nose on the, nose.
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  Speaker 1: Because your people have big, noses of, course unlike the
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  Speaker 1: famously small Nosed.
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  Speaker 4: Italians of, course of, course the small Nose italians.
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  Speaker 6: Or the large Nostriled. English.
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  Speaker 9: Uh the meeting of the, seed he brought. Us he
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  Speaker 9: brought a. Pie he brought a rhubarb pie for them to.
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  Speaker 9: PLAY i was dunking them in the pie like it
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  Speaker 9: was a ball. Pit they were just waist deep in a.
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  Speaker 9: Strawberry rubar went with a big.
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  Speaker 1: Pie yeah, deep, yeah deep as, hell a.
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  Speaker 6: Barrel, dish deep, dish large pizza.
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  Speaker 4: Pie it's the size of one of those McDonald's, pies
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  Speaker 4: but it was seven feet.
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  Speaker 1: Deep its so. Bizarre francis came. Over he watched the.
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  Speaker 1: Games he was. Watching we were watching at?
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  Speaker 5: What because you guys were texting about. It the games
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  Speaker 5: already going?
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  Speaker 6: On is that? True what do you mean? Wrong you're?
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  Speaker 1: Wrong he came over and watched The giants, Game Giants eagles.
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  Speaker 6: Game why wouldn't we have been able to watch the
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  Speaker 6: game while we were doing? That? What where is your?
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  Speaker 4: Issue assumed you were focusing on the pie and the.
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  Speaker 4: Kids try.
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  Speaker 6: Not what you learned was a young parent from the.
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  Speaker 6: Pie what you learned as a young parent and a
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  Speaker 6: capable adult is that you have to be able to
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  Speaker 6: do multiple things at, once especially as you raise.
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  Speaker 5: Twins, yeah you have to.
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  Speaker 1: Multitask AND i was fucking towards the end of The giants.
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  Speaker 1: GAME i was Begging.
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  Speaker 6: Francis, is, like let's make a day of.
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  Speaker 1: It let's make a meal of. It he, SAID i
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  Speaker 1: gotta go work. OUT i got punish my body midday
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  Speaker 1: on a on A, Sunday at four o'clock on A,
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  Speaker 1: sunday he said he has to go punish his body
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  Speaker 1: UNTIL i. Walk SO i walk. OUTSIDE i, GO i
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  Speaker 1: go take a, walk and then what DO i? See
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  Speaker 1: i'd like you to take a. Picture look at this.
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  Speaker 1: Picture what is? That i'd like you to describe what you?
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  Speaker 6: See oh did you see me walking with my other? Friends?
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  Speaker 1: YEAH i. DID i saw you fucking cheating on. Me oh,
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  Speaker 1: NO i gotta go work. OUT i go. Outside you're
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  Speaker 1: walking with another dude and his baby and his baby so.
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  Speaker 6: Insane you want to hear something? INSANE i saw another
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  Speaker 6: couple with another. Baby after that, COUPLE i decided to
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  Speaker 6: make a day of just paying visits to my friends with.
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  Speaker 1: Children i'm actually just gonna go work.
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  Speaker 5: Out he goes to that apartment right next.
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  Speaker 6: Door and then THEN i worked and THEN i worked.
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  Speaker 6: OUT i only brought one. PIE i only gave out one.
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  Speaker 5: Pie that photo is. Hilarious that's so. Funny have you
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  Speaker 5: not seen? It it's so. Funny you're like.
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  Speaker 1: Throwing your heads back.
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  Speaker 6: Laughing there's us cosplaying as a gay. Couple, buddy our
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  Speaker 6: beautiful Adopted indian boy as soon AS.
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  Speaker 1: I walked, OUT i took the ride out of my
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  Speaker 1: building AND i saw you, Guys, yeah walking in front of.
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  Speaker 6: The skyline inside that Stroller's bangladesh's most promising Spelling bee.
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  Speaker 1: Champion, yeah he was fucking scouting out someone who could spell.
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  Speaker 1: Aloid that's that's.
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  Speaker 5: Insane, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: He.
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  Speaker 1: Cheated he cheated on me big.
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  Speaker 6: Time, now in my, DEFENSE i KNEW i SAID i
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  Speaker 6: wanted to go work. Out but DID i say that
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  Speaker 6: AS i was leaving your apartment THAT i was going
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  Speaker 6: straight to the? Gym, Yeah i'm Assuming, no you? Intimated
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  Speaker 6: DID i? Intimate I'M i was wearing.
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  Speaker 1: You were wearing workout clothes and you mentioned the workout
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  Speaker 1: more than.
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  Speaker 6: Once, well that's my. THING i just talk about working.
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  Speaker 6: Out that's really kind of ALL i talk. About right.
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  Speaker 1: Now you had just spoken about working, out AND i
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  Speaker 1: fucking ran upstairs to my. Wife was.
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  Speaker 6: DAMN i had such good will with that pie through
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  Speaker 6: the pieway.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't even take a bite of.
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  Speaker 5: IT i actually she was pulling.
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  Speaker 6: Get it out of, me took your figures out of my.
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  Speaker 6: THROW i can't do. IT i can't do.
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  Speaker 3: It puld my.
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  Speaker 6: Hair so the the one THING I i almost texted
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  Speaker 6: You roan was that at late at? Night WHICH i
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  Speaker 6: thought this would be. Ridiculous but the PIE i gave
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  Speaker 6: you was the PIE i wanted to eat the.
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  Speaker 1: Most i'm not going to be able to finish. It
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  Speaker 1: just come over and have some.
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  Speaker 6: PIE i was going to. SAY i never got to
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  Speaker 6: try it BECAUSE i feel like bringing someone a pie
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  Speaker 6: and then being, like MAY i have a slice of the.
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  Speaker 1: PIE i just it should have been like a bottle
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  Speaker 1: of wine where we open it right.
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  Speaker 6: Away maybe, maybe BUT i don't. Know if any of
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  Speaker 6: us were in the pie mood AND i was heading
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  Speaker 6: to you said.
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  Speaker 1: You were to work, OUT i didn't want to give you.
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  Speaker 1: Pie If i'd known you had a long journey of
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  Speaker 1: conversation in baby, coddling THEN i would have given you
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  Speaker 1: some pie for fuel along the. WAY i want to.
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  Speaker 6: Workout i'd already also eaten a quarter of a pie
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  Speaker 6: and a bunch of. Pasta yesterday was a tough. DAY
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  Speaker 6: i stepped away from a.
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  Speaker 5: War he, said you end up working? OUT i, Did, oh,
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  Speaker 5: okay let's.
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  Speaker 7: GO i.
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  Speaker 6: DID i did thirty minutes on a Treadmill incline three
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  Speaker 6: point five Fifteen incline and THEN i did fifty tost
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  Speaker 6: to bar through four. Sets that's.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy fifteen incline is. Insane that's what you're just walking.
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  Speaker 4: Into like you're just walking in a ninety degree. ANGLE
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  Speaker 4: i need to.
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  Speaker 6: Prepare do you have to like hold on to the
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  Speaker 6: treadmill so that you don't? KNOW i allow myself to
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  Speaker 6: hold on to the. Treadmill that's a complete cheap. Move
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  Speaker 6: that's what you do when you're in a third. Trimester,
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  Speaker 6: yeah that's a big. Time but at which, point just
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  Speaker 6: like lower the.
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  Speaker 1: Incline it just.
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  Speaker 6: Walk if you're if you're holding, on then you can
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  Speaker 6: lean back and it's no longer and.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's less less true you're walking at a.
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  Speaker 6: LEVEL i was.
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  Speaker 4: Hitting the incline last week and, UH i was on this.
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  Speaker 4: Treadmill the gym THAT i go to sucks and every
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  Speaker 4: Time i'm a big Like i'm just fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Around When i'm Like i'm in the, Gym i'm, Like
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  Speaker 5: i'm just trying.
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  Speaker 6: To work up a sweat and get out of.
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  Speaker 4: Here it Is, yeah, yeah, no you'd be. Surprised it's
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  Speaker 4: not that great and it's. Here BUT i was at
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  Speaker 4: the gym AND i was on the TREAD i. WAS
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  Speaker 4: i was on the incline And I'm i'll be, like yea,
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  Speaker 4: Right i'm gonna do five minutes on thirteen and Then
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  Speaker 4: i'm gonna switch it back down to like seven and
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  Speaker 4: cool intervals stuff like. That, yeah but the TREADMILL i
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  Speaker 4: was on was all was all. Fucky so every TIME
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  Speaker 4: i would adjust, it it would be.
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  Speaker 10: LIKE i would change the, incline it would sound like
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  Speaker 10: someone was below the, treadmill like using all of their
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  Speaker 10: force to lift it.
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  Speaker 6: Up, yeah it was a. Scene that's fucking Brew why
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  Speaker 6: don't you just switch treadmills because once you're already then
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  Speaker 6: you got, people you're strapped, In, yeah you're locked.
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  Speaker 1: In and then someone else had then the pregnant lady
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  Speaker 1: has to bear that way.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly sass walks on a treadmill the way that injured
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  Speaker 6: dogs in little modern veterinary centers with a fucking harness
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  Speaker 6: just to. Use you've got two wheels behind you to sit.
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  Speaker 1: Back on his tongue dangling.
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  Speaker 6: Man it's, like come, on, guys he's, fourteen let's just
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  Speaker 6: put him.
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  Speaker 5: DOWN i would love to do one of those water.
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  Speaker 1: Ones, yeah or have you ever seen the trucks that
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  Speaker 1: like pull up outside people's houses and dogs just get
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: on the truck and fucking sprout for like three. Hours
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  Speaker 1: that does seem, nice counter to it if you run.
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  Speaker 1: Outside but, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So that's that's a Tough that's gotta be, tough like
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  Speaker 4: unless it's like a like a medical.
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  Speaker 5: Situation it's got to be tough.
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  Speaker 4: Being the owner of that dog and being, like, yeah
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  Speaker 4: we gotta have the the treadmill truck come through as
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  Speaker 4: we accidentally feed our dog eight times a day fat.
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  Speaker 4: Dog having a fat dog is a crazy. Move it's also,
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  Speaker 4: LIKE i think it's just reflects on the.
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  Speaker 1: Owner you just look so irresponsible having a, big fat,
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  Speaker 1: dog like a big ass.
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  Speaker 6: DOG i. Know it's funny, too is that people who
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  Speaker 6: have fat dogs are in such denial about how it got. Foul,
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  Speaker 6: yeah they're, LIKE i don't know what to. SAY i,
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  Speaker 6: mean we just give him the two scoops in the
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  Speaker 6: morning and the. Night then you're, like do you ever
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  Speaker 6: feed him at the Table and they're, like, yeah everyone's
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  Speaker 6: plates at the end of the inner whatever people haven't,
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  Speaker 6: eaten we compile into a trough and then that's his
• 13:36
  Speaker 6: because he's earned. It he's. Cute it's, like, no he's.
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  Speaker 6: Dying he's wheezing his joints sound Like harry's. Treadmill, Yeah, like,
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  Speaker 6: oh he has a thyroid. Issue, Yeah, no he doesn't have.
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  Speaker 4: A thyroid's always a golden, retriever just a wide ass
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  Speaker 4: gold or like a white.
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  Speaker 1: LAB i haven't seen.
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  Speaker 4: A is that the way you what a white lat yellow?
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  Speaker 6: Lab i've never racified labs as hard as, That.
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  Speaker 4: REALLY i say a. Yellow i've never seen a fat
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  Speaker 4: black lab. EVER i, have, Really and by the, way
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  Speaker 4: they could get fat me me calling the race card.
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  Speaker 4: There it stems from some personal drama on my own
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  Speaker 4: where we had we had an amazing matriarch lab Named
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  Speaker 4: waggy and, uh she was such an amazing dog that
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  Speaker 4: we actually bred her WHEN i was a.
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  Speaker 5: Kid oh, YEAH i think you told me about.
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  Speaker 6: That, Yeah and we had two litters of puppies and
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  Speaker 6: we bred her with a chocolate, lab AND i think
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  Speaker 6: seven of the puppies were yellow, labs and then like
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  Speaker 6: one or two were chocolate or maybe even. BLACK i
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  Speaker 6: don't even know how that, worked but my, grandparents my mom's,
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: parents wanted one and they wanted the black, lab so
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  Speaker 6: we gave it to them and they named it blackey oh,
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  Speaker 6: yeah WHICH i think is uh not really supposed to happen.
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  Speaker 4: Anymore you can't do, that, no but if you, would
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  Speaker 4: like if you had a white lab and you named
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: it White, eye.
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  Speaker 6: That would be. Fine But.
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  Speaker 1: BLACKIE i was at a hermit crab race in like
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  Speaker 1: Some caribbean island and like there was a black hermit
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  Speaker 1: crab and one of the ladies was, like come, On,
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  Speaker 1: blackie AND i was, like, oh this sounds so fucking,
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  Speaker 1: yeah so.
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  Speaker 7: Wrong and.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe in the deep woods Of, maine, though you. Can
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  Speaker 4: you can name it whatever you want the word if
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  Speaker 4: you really wanted.
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  Speaker 1: TO i guarantee people are doing that with their, dogs
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  Speaker 1: absolutely doing nasty. Things but they probably had no ill.
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  Speaker 1: Intent they didn't mean it. Racially.
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  Speaker 5: NO i think they were just from a different era.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe it was like a little bit easier to
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: just remember the. Name of, course black one's name.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: To the every day they never called anything for, Short.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Blackie, Robinsons Blackie, moon oh my, god.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Beautiful beautiful, Dogs Blackie robinson's.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Crazy, no it's you guys enjoy The giants And eagles game.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Together, Well francis was on the other side of history
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: One, yeah he's A giants.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Fan, yeah but we.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: DID i enjoyed.
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: It we were watching.
• 16:10
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• 16:12
  Speaker 1: mean it's like when the conversation is flowing like, that
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: you really even lose track of the, game you.
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: Know, Really, yeah we, Were we. WERE i was more
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: focused on on the kids and AND i really started
• 16:23
  Speaker 6: to bond hard With.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: Wes.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah he was Spinning west on his finger like a
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Fucking harlem globe.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: Trotter, Yeah wes is my, guy, Right AM i getting it?
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: Right it was the one who stayed up. Later the
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: other one went to about out and took a.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Nap wes was wrestling with, you and, uh.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah wes is my. Guy So wes AND i were
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: really bonding.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Hard he has. Wrestling he was filling the hole.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: That you create in my. HEART i, said that's.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Good i'm.
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: Glad it's like all this unreturned affection is being filled
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: by this beautiful. Child he was, required.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Glady, Yeah i'm glad to hear.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: That he was definitely. Requiring they shared a doobie.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Too oh really that's.
• 17:05
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• 17:08
  Speaker 6: to be featuring for me. Soon AND i Told patrick
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: at the. STAND i was, like you got to look
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: at this. Kid he's going to be downstairs. Tonight that's great.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Trial it's nothing, guaranteed but that they see really big.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Things, yeah just if it works. OUT i get.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: That, well he's got a fucking tight tight. Five that's.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Awesome Wes eagles fan or A giants. FAN i think
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: he's whatever she wants to.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Be, honestly he's more of a football footy.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Fan, oh soccer, league go. GUNNERS i was watching Some
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Premier league On. Saturday what were you doing Watching Premier
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: League saturday?
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: Morning who's hanging out with a bunch Of.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Brazilians brazilians are like lazily. Athletic oh, yeah they just
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: like roll out of bed and can like juggle. Football,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: yeah just like, built, built, wide built like a bow.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Taros actually they just play all their sports on the. Beach,
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: yeah it's, like how do you play basketball on Sam
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: they find a way.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Or they all play like soccer in a favela and
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: it's just like a tiered game of. Soccer go upstairs to.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Play it's so damn. Impressive boy dad in Fucking.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: BRAZIL i would go To. BRAZIL i don't want to
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: go To brazil too dangerous for. YOU i just don't
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: have much. INTEREST i don't like big Booty. LATINAS o
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: really actively dislike. Them, yeah that's not my. CAT i
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Don't Brazilians. Latina uh would they qualify as?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Such, Well Latin america is like The.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah they Speak.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Portuguese but Is Latin america the middle they?
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Are they Are. Latina we are going to confirm here
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: and now for the first time On son of A Boy,
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Dad brazilian women are in fact all big Booty.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Latinas BUT ai is such like a people, Pleaser like
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: it's such like an affirming like they don't really tell
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: you whatever you want to. Hear, oh especially if you
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: phrase the question.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Right you gotta you got to prompt and tell them
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: like no, bullshit, allright no fuckery?
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: Here do you? Know do you know WHY i use
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: big Booty latinas so? Liberally? Why BECAUSE i started seeing
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: the ACRONYM bbl thrown around, constantly AND i just assumed
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: that that's what it stood. For, yeah, Wrong brazilian butt. Lift,
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: yeah but you could see HOW i might conflate the.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Two can create A.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Bbl that's What i'm.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Saying of, course there, YEAH i definitely see where you
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: can mix those.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Up we need to put an end to.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: Them we need something to make sure we understand the
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: difference between what we're talking. About it's like process and
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: end product.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: EXACTLY i just DON'T i don't think that The brazilian
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: butt lift is flattering really when, done when done the
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: way that it's it when done with too much.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Uh, material too much can.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Ceiling insulation.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Puts too much.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: Calk they literally they you could ship wine glasses between
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: those cheeks and they'd get there in one.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Piece think girls are always champagne.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Flutes that's why they're kneeling on the, plane insane throwing in.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: There you just see him on the street and it's just, like,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: yeah it doesn't even pretend to be it's just like
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: that when it goes out with the, sides it's, JUST
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: i don't, know it's.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Greedy you don't want your ass to be sharp. Edges
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: it should never be.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Edges it should have a, cliff it shouldn't. Jut, yeah
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: there should be no, jutting especially at the. Top maybe some,
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: JET i don't, know maybe be a little. Jet BUT
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: i JUST i thought That brazilians were naturally. GIFTED i
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: thought that that was like kind of the appeal Of.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: BRAZIL i think many. ARE i think they do those uh,
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: whatever Miss, brazil but award thing you ever seen?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: THAT i don't think so now because.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: They're doing sand workouts and they're fucking climbing Fa villa.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Staircases is there like a lot of sand In? BRAZIL
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: i feel like there's like it's a, jungle, right a.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Rainforest there's a lot of.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Coasts, yeah there's a lot of.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Coasts, yeah BUT i feel Like costig kind of looks
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: like A.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Bbl, honestly.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: How far Is brazil FROM i think back to The
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: olympics they had and all the shots that they would,
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: do the opening shots welcome, back it would always be
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: on the.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Beach, yeah it's Just brazil is a really big.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Country look at the fucking look at that huge ass coast.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Line it's fucking.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Massive it's insane how Big brazil.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Is.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: BRAZIL i Hear rio is a very dangerous.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Town, YEAH i THINK i think IT'S i think there's
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: a lot of.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Corruption, yeah but like people definitely say that About like
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: people will be, like, YEAH i, Here chicago is super. Dangerous,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: true and you say that then you go To chicago
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: and you're, like, Oh i'm In Fulton. Market just speak.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Easy, yeah it's really it is. Crazy like it's like
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: when you go to The south and you talk to
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: people About New york and they're, LIKE.
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't you couldn't pay me to go To New
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: York City and they're, like, really it's not that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Bad you, know where are you? Going like is this
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: like Deep? South Meek. Phil it's crazy that There's New
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: yorkers who are that scared Of New.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: York WHEN i was in WHEN i went to WHEN
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: i performed In, Huntsville, alabama every TIME i told SOMEONE
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: i was From New, york.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: It was like their jaw hit the. Floor they were,
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: like in you're and you're you're safe?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: There, YEAH i think fly at home with this.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Gun maybe Maybe South palo is the really dangerous.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: One do you?
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: KNOW i have no fucking.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: CLUE i think that they all have unsafe. Areas BUT
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: i think that that's like they have poor, areas so
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: people are, poor they do.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: Nasty.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Things try and get, rich Get brazilian butt.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Lifts you know WHAT i WHERE i want to try
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: and go Is Cardi. HANA i heard that that's the
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: most beautiful city in all The. ANDES i don't funk
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: With columbia. Either, really where you are?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: You?
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah that scares, me. Dude, Yeah i'd rather go To
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: brazil Than.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Colombia, Why i'm not trying to Get i'm not trying
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: to get.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Dissected, Yeah i'm not trying to like wake up three
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: days later with a GIRL i thought liked, me you,
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: know standing over me with three guys on mope heads being,
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: like we have your Social security, number we have access
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: to your family's, accounts and now we're going to cut
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: off your.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Penis, yeah, no that's not happening To.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Columbia's is bad. News you, know it's like.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Beautiful it's like a, mountainous fucking lovely.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Town Isn't Columbia where.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Like if the dude scored on his own goal in
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: soccer and they just killed, Him, yeah bring them back
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: to the locker.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Room sure when was?
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: This and his name Was escimar as? Well?
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah did you did you see this years? Ago this
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: was Like? Saturday, yeah, yeah did you see? That there
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: was a CLIP i just saw of this. GUY i
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: don't know where this came. From and he is in
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: the middle of a very crowded street In columbia and
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of commotion and he's like A british,
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: DUDE i, think or maybe he's An american, guy and
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: he's like holding on to this little Cute colombian woman
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: and he's like he's like. Yelling he's, like, yeah call the,
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: Police call the. Police we went to bed and three
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: days LATER i woke up and she had like she'd
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: stolen everything on, him and she's published she'd slipped, him you,
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: know one of these new drugs THAT i Don't i've
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: never even heard. Of, yeah and, uh there's like police
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: milling around and you can kind of see the look
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: on their face being, like, yeah that does sound that sounds,
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: right that is. Possible you drug.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Him she's just working with, them that's.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: Crazy but at the same time they're also, like you, know, hey,
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: man you, come you come to dance with the, Bulls
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: you're gonna get the. Horns, exactly you can't be.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Mad exactly what did you expect to?
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: Happen you remember every day In? Columbia, yeah just just
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: a moronic white. Tourists, yeah getting exactly what happens in
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: this country.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Definitely went by. Himself i'm gonna go down To columbia
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: check it. OUT i think it's gonna be.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: Fun oh, Yeah she says that she thinks we're, soulmates.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Texting his buddies while at the.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Bar yeah about a good. One.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah the problem With american women is that they just
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: expect so much in.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Return she's, Humble she's really, Humble Carmela.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Is i'm telling, you she's not asking me for, anything
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: just a passport.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: And all the money in my.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Wallet, yeah do you have?
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: Shots do you have your?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Passport you guys have see that R kelly video or
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: he's In africa and he's like singing to all the.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Women he's, like do.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: You have your?
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Shots do you have your?
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Passports you have your?
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: Shots?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah do you want to take a trip With rob To?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: America that's?
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Amazing is that from his trapped in the closet? Thing,
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: no he was.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Singing he was like. Freestyling it a, concert like being
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: like you had an. Arena it was like an outdoor
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: concert In. Africa do you have your? Passport do you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: have your? Shots it's so fucking. Funny did you how
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: how much of trapped in the closet have you guys seen.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: IT i mean Now i've watched a few and then
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: it just got so insane THAT i was, LIKE i
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: can't be bothered and didn't It it got over like
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: a hundred as being this amazing piece of, art, right
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: didn't wind or something like.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: That it was like a jet LIKE i, thought everyone
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: just thought it was.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Hilarious is that? True that's WHAT i BUT i don't
• 27:00
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• 27:02
  Speaker 1: REMEMBER i mean the one song From trapped in The
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: closet it was like a charting, song like the original. Song,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: yeah but that but that was like part of the original.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Sequence that's.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Insane what the hell is going on between the sheets.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: And my old.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: HOUSE i remember sitting in laying in bed and watching
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: like thirty of the music videos in.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: A row and being, like how how when is this gonna?
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: End and THEN i looked in there was like one hundred.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: More he was like clearly making it up as he.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Went, yeah, absolutely there was like a there was like
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: a midget in the. Oven, SORRY i think.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: The guy he, oh, yeah that's over the line for.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: US i don't, know you're not supposed to say.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: THAT i, mean he just called a fucking Dog.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: Blackie, True, NO i. Didn't, Well francis is.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: Racist story of the GRANDPARENTS i disavowed for naming their.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Dog so you have to have those hard conversations To.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving but there.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Was like a little dude in the in the in the.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Oven isn't the guy that he walks in on his
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: girl with or? Something? GAY i think the. GIRL i
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: think it goes, there the guy walks in on him
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: with a, girl and somehow that guy ends up being.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: GAY i remember that. Part that's as far AS i.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Got that might be even just like episode.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Two, yeah it's writing the. Song, okay wasn't he functionally? Illiterate?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Like how's you writing that?
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Song what is?
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Functional that means you can just sign your name on? Contracts,
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: yeah it, MUST i.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Think so have you heard that you've heard those words
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: put together? Before or does?
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: IT i, know BUT i hadn't thought of what that
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: would actually, mean BECAUSE i feel like being literate is
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: pretty black and. White either you, Don't so to be
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: functionally literate means like what you can you have an.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Interpreter someone who has reading and writing skills insufficient from
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: managing daily living and employment. Tasks that would ruled out.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Contracts it's distinct from, illiteracy which is the inability to
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: read or write in any, language and can apply to
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: someone who is literate in their native language but not
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the predominant one in their.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: Country, well, so then how many people out there are.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Are not functionally? Illiterate, like how many.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: People are just straight up? Illiterate, yeah it can't be that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: MANY i think.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: That like would look at that and be, LIKE i
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: couldn't tell, YOU i can't couldn't tell you what that. Says,
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: surprised you really.
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: Would be surprised by how many how many kids are, illiterate.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Like full blown.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Illiterate, yeah, man like stop signs coming up and they're,
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: like let's just sail through.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: This, well thank god for the.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Shape, yeah they can see.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Colors, yeah BUT i feel like if you can see,
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: colors it's not much. Different you gotta be it sun
• 29:47
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• 29:51
  Speaker 1: ME i know this. ONE i know this.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: One i've seen. That. Yeah, no, look you either get
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: it in school or you. Don't, yeah and then think
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: about think about what happened to you in?
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: School, RIGHT i don't know what? Happened what did happen to?
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: Me you didn't like, it you were not.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Interested you're so damn literate that it was fucking boring for.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: You, yeah but imagine if that had happened in like
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: first grade and then you had just checked out from
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: that early on and there had been no, oversight nobody
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: when you got home being like you you have to read.
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: This you can't read. This we're not doing anything else
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: until you.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Can it's fully on the, parents, yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: Obviously but a lot of the time there are no parents.
• 30:35
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• 30:38
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• 30:41
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• 30:41
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• 30:44
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• 30:47
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• 30:50
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• 30:53
  Speaker 6: is you teach a, class, yeah like ten. Minutes, uh
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: and there they have. Whatever they're all over the, country
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: but their highest need area is The Mississippi. Delta. Yeah
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: and there is just a many a gigantic area of
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: the country where like it's a food. Desert so the
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: only place you can buy food is that like a
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: seven eleven or. Something within there's no fucking grocery. Stores,
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: yeah and schools are much less funded or they're harder
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: to get, to and so a lot of the time
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: people just don't even Bother.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: You just wind up as A Brandon.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Walker, Yeah brandon not being able to read would be.
• 31:36
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• 31:37
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• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Brother it's?
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  Speaker 5: Up, good me.
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  Speaker 7: Too what's?
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Happening not, much we're. Recording i'm.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Good how are?
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  Speaker 5: YOU i?
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  Speaker 1: Have?
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah do you like?
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: It?
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: YEAH i think it's.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: FINE i think it's pretty Mid it's no call of
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: duty black ops. Seven, NO i don't like the gunplay at.
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: All i'm doing squash, yo. Sading, hello what's look a little? Started?
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Okay Obviously i've been kind of worried about you because
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: you haven't said. Anything why SHOULD?
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: I i?
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: Agree, yeah but here you? Are?
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah why SHOULD? I it's no deed too have a
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: debacle Via Twitter. Instagram i'm kind of a face to
• 32:52
  Speaker 7: face type of.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: Man then that's saying. Something, yeah so you were, Saying
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: i'm not saying you were having a. Podcast, YEAH i,
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Know i'm saying you were saying before what WHAT i guess? You,
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: uh you had a.
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: Blog that probably the second best thing you've, done The
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: Saturd expressway.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: Thing the BLOG i wrote about in response to what you,
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Said what do you want me to?
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: Say, Nothing i'm. Here i'm here with you, guys Like
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: i've been here, before AND i did a pod and
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: it wasn't.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: This uh did you read the blog.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: Seventeen words?
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: Over?
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: YEAH i, mean like.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Fast what did you glean from?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: It?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Nothing so everything's?
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Good, yeah hence no? Response, wow no no need to.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: RESPOND i saw a deleted response to something LIKE i did.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: That what was the meaning of?
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: IT i don't. Know start it.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Up did you think That fidealberg Was? Kevin, no Because
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: john was the one who said all the, stuff and
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: then your response was About. Kevin and the thought was
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: that the reason you deleted the comment was because you
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: were told that that was Not.
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: Kevin no ONE i know Besides rome knows who anyone
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: is in, Barstools SO i wasn't.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Told well that's what that makes, Sense that's What i'm.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Asking, NO i knew IF i put something, up, obviously you.
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: KNOW i went into a a deep dive about everyone's
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: past and everyone's fuck ups and everyone's kind of.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: History what did you find out About sash my?
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: Dog, hey there was a deep dive on.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: ME i thought you did a deep on. Everyone, NO
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: i just did that deep.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: Him AND i did deep On. Yeah well kfc, UH
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: i do it WHEN i SAID i do my, Problem
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: i'm at, home no, core Just. Mike, yeah. Wireless but
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: it makes it look Like i'm talking to a mic
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: When i'm actually just about talking to the computer to
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: give the effect That, mike that's really.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Smart YEAHS.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: I Hate.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Battlefield, NO i don't like it. Either, yeah IT'S i,
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: MEAN i don't know.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: Battlefield for no.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Reason.
• 35:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah, now but your On battlefield, god oh. Jackal so
• 35:40
  Speaker 11: it was confusion about so people.
• 35:42
  Speaker 7: Thought so people THOUGHT i didn't know WHAT i was
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: doing WHEN i sent out TO.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: I think the fact that you deleted the comment made
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: people wonder why you did that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: BECAUSE i knew that people were gonna respond to.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: It what did you take About day's response to?
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: IT i talk right and do.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: That, yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 7: Like, That i'll put it in my.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Throat So dave was like he was like he thought
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: that was below the or like pat over the line.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: To talk about that on the show on his, show.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: On the named. Show, yeah, Yeah he says he thought
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: that that comment was like too. Far what do you think?
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: Perspective, YEAH i Mean i've known. You i've known you
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: for four. Years i've known you to be a motivating
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: factor when it comes TO, u been loyal in a.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: Relationship i've known.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: You to.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: Absolutely adore your. Wife i've never known you to even
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: even when we've been. Out i've never known you to
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: even look the other.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Way And i'll have THAT vemo coming to. You thank.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: You, Yeah so, perspective, right all about, Perspective so you,
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: know it's just different strokes for different. Folks obviously it's, touchy,
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: Right it's a touchy subject that people when you speak about,
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: it it's it's kind of hard for the other person
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: to kind of understand because it's so it's so, touchy
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: it's so many people. Involved But i've never known you
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: to even hot eyes for another. Woman And i've been
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: around you.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: All this is, true don't you guys?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: THINK i?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Don't, yeah, YEAH i mean not even like But i've
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: never heard you guys say, this which is. WEIRD i
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: don't feel like we have acknowledged.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: THAT i don't.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: Have we didn't feel like we had.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: To, yeah that's all kind of it's the thing that.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Isn't really something that needed to be.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: Covered, YEAH i think it's something that, uh you, know
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: it's we shouldn't even have to talk, about you.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Know But, grid, exactly you play Any.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Halo i've seen the, movie you've seen the. Movie you
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: never played. THOUGH i was gonna, say you guys should
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: want to be on And.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Halo. NO i Suggested. PIDEL i saw that you had Played.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: Pidel god.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Awful, yeah we'll have a have a. Match that would
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: be fun for some.
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: CONTENT i, Mean i'm down for. Content for, content.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: We can do. THAT i suggested we played for some.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Money but if.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: That's for twenty thousand, money it's, guess.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: All, right then let's play for twenty.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: Thousand that's not your money, though that's dad's, money.
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: Right you're still you don't want my dad's. Money I'm
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: i'm If american, CURRENCY.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: I, know but in comparison to things like guys who've, earned,
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: right you, know close to one hundred million, dollars it's
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: only me and your, dad like my, son is you no?
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Disrespect trust fun? Kids? Yes like you and my son are,
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: exact you, know SO i wouldn't respond to my son
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: if he said something about, Dad, RIGHT i wouldn't respond
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: to my.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: Son if your son Said dad play sports with, me
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: you wouldn't acknowledge.
• 39:02
  Speaker 7: That, No i'm saying to my. Son were a blog
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: about me AND i had to respond about, IT i
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: wouldn't respond to. It he's my trust fund. Kid he's
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: a guy That i's irrelevant what you're. Saying, no he's
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: the guy THAT i take care. Of the blog is, Irrelevant. Okay,
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: yeah and you're.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Gonna have problems with. Now now you're gonna have problems
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: withantg and yet you're. Here.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: YEAH i had To OBVIOUSLY i had to. RESPOND i
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: couldn't respond via blog.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: And MY i had to Find, yeah that same OBJECT
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: i fond you.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: Were this was like.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: You it was out of sort of out of scope
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: with what you had initially.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: Done THAT i, MEAN i like response was too. Much hell, no,
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: okay it was. Perfect it. Worked it, Worked it got
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: four point six million views on. It it got some
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: people to talk about at the. Office but at the same,
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: TIME i.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Think by the, way you need to revise the way
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: you measure. VIRALITY i, mean that's nobody gives a ship About,
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: TWITTER i, know but.
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: Perspective perspective meant it's a lot of people who do
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: care About. TWITTER i, think, yeah you, Know i'm so
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: in my, world, Right twitter, world basketball. WORLD a lot
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: of stuff originally lived On twitter before a. Lot So
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: I'm i'm not real big on, TikTok But i'm real
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: big on, TikTok you. Know so like it's it's just.
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: Different you, KNOW i can go out there AND i
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: can tweet some ship and it can GET i don't,
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: know a couple of million. Views so that's HOW i
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: look at. It but, no you did a good. JOB
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: i was, nice very. NICE i, mean it was probably
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: some of your best work, ever if you're in the
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: scheme of. THINGS i think it was.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: GOOD i think it was some of.
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: It exactly WHAT i. Said i'm glad THAT i was able, to,
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: huh motivate you and start you.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Up that, said it is very awkward in here right
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: now THAT.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: I came in BEFORE i hopped on the MY i,
• 41:09
  Speaker 7: know but this.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Is a different energy in. THERE i feel like i'd
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: be dis honest IF i. Didn't it.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: Goes BUT i don't know. Why my thing Is i'm
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: not acting. Different you feel me like it's not a
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: different space for.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: Me so if there's a, way.
• 41:26
  Speaker 12: Say you didn't bring a, CAMERA i didn't bring him,
• 41:30
  Speaker 12: actually so let me get what.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Happened you walked in And gas was, Like i'm stands
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: recording right, now fucking Pop dave's dick out of his.
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: Mouth and NOW i came. IN i, say what's? Up?
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: EVERYBODY i, said where's little friends?
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Is it's literally the. Same, ACTUALLY i Think i'm bigger
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: than you are.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: Again, Perspective, yeah, again. PERSPECTIVE i looked.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: UP i looked up your size to see IF i
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: needed to start taking self defense.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: Classes, no you don't have, that not with. Me i'm.
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: Not when you.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: Didn't, RESPOND i was, like, oh he's gonna kill.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Me, no when you cycle through the responses in your,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: mind what were the potential responses?
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Back? Nothing it was never.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Nothing it was always nothing. Zero but what but you
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: being like so that your dad's money does make it
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: seem like your that's a shot.
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: Back but that's that would be me not speaking the.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: Truth that's the. TRUTH i, Mean i'm not saying things
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: THAT i can't that's. GOOGLEABLE i CAN i can find that,
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: these anyone can find. These you know What i'm saying, like,
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: yeah so for, me it wasn't a response at. All
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: it was. Great it got the office something to talk.
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: ABOUT i got two three guys you, know go on
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: platforms and speak about. ME i mean that's, good good for,
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: business polarizing. Figure obviously you love me and you hate.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: Me that's how my ship was IN. Nba that's how
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: my shit. Goes. Anyway it was actually very, strategic very chess.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: Move say SOMETHINGE i know exactly WHAT i said BEFORE
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: i said it. DELETED i know what that was gonna,
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: do or did. It i'd stay quiet On, twitter didn't
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: say nothing because the response obviously. Wouldn't it did any.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: Justice it was actually. Brilliant i'm GLAD i got people
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: to do some fucking work in his, office, Right i'm
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: glad that people actually went. Viral, Right but you got
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: to think this is. UP i, mean this is what
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: he worked his whole life, for, right.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Being a good.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: Writer, yeah so like it's, Perfect it's actually. Perfect it
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: worked out for.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody so paddle match for twenty dout for twenty thousand.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: DOLLARS i don't know how to. PLAY i wouldn't put
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: my money behind SOMETHING i don't know how to.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Play that's.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Fair yeah what about what?
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: About?
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah what what we're you gonna say?
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Differently and my answer to that would be exactly his.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Answer, well, yeah you don't you want to put twenty.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: THOUSANDS i mean that is a lot of.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: Money oh we can go we can go.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: Paddle we can go. Paddle then we can go. Basketball
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: you know What i'm, Saying we could do two sports
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: something that you're BUT.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: I would just immediately forfeit the. Basketball you. Win you're
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: better than me in, basketball holy, Ship.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no BUT i mean you're better than
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: me in, Paddle holy. Ship you know What i'm.
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: Saying, LIKE i didn't know it WAS i, didn't you.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: Didn't there was no clips really of you hitting the
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: ball when you. PLAYED i, didn't SO i. COULDN'T i
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: didn't know if that was like something you frequently.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: Do or, no, no, no just on my uh, PLAY
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: i don't. Know day would play every, day not every,
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: day probably once an.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: What's a different thing you guys could do for like
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: a fun to make it maybe fun? AGAIN i don't
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: know it was that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Crazy, NO i was open to that. TOO i don't
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: Really it's hard for me to know the true feelings
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: That pat, HAS i have no.
• 44:39
  Speaker 12: FEELINGS i think you're a little, annoyed you know, ME i,
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: know BUT i think, LIKE i think if you weren't,
• 44:45
  Speaker 12: annoyed you'd be like, like, yeah your dad's, bunny and
• 44:48
  Speaker 12: like you laugh at their instead of like glaring through his.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Soul but when you said, it you were just like. You.
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: NO i THINK i think you search. YOU i THINK
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: i literally looked at you all the. TIME i.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: THINK i, mean, yeah if it's funny and FUN i
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: think that's that would be. Ideal, yeah But i'm.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Serious, WELL i think we Go. HALO i Think halo is.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: The.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Game, yeah one v.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: ONE i don't. KNOW i don't shoot with.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Um he's never played your PITCHING a similar issue. Here
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: i'm just trying to gas Your halo, Skills.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: BRO i don't want. TO i don't want to just
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: have an unfair. Thing in the same way THAT i
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: don't Think pat would want to challenge me to. Basketball
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: what do you accomplished by dunking all over? ME i.
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: DON'T i don't.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Don't may like we made a new sport or something like,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: That like we create a new sport that you guys
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: both could, have like a crack.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: At like a. CHALLENGE i don't. KNOW i don't really
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: know where we go from. HERE i DON'T i said
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: WHAT i you, said what you, SAID i said WHAT i.
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: Said you felt, that you, know it's just the way
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: things go. Here it's, like, okay you you serve it,
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: up all, Right i'll return the. Serve but but then AFTER.
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: I, DID i, mean it was some of it literally
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: it was great work value like, YEAH i, know phenomenal.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: WORK i know it was a good, Yeah i'm talking
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: about it. Was it. Was it was fucking. GREAT i.
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: Know you know your dad and family are very excited
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: for your INM i know they, are.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: LIKE i, am family out of. IT i, KNEW i
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: knew where to not cross.
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: Lines it's no such thing in. War this is the
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: difference BETWEEN.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: I don't think YOU i don't think you mean that
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: BECAUSE i could go back to the blog and go
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: places that would really be a, problem.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: AND i don't think any place is a.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: Problem but you're not pushing it that hard with me
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: to warrant me doing.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: That it's.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: War it's not.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: War it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Is it's actually.
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: More if it were more than the second you walked in,
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: here we would have fucking started.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Fighting, oh not that type of, war but it's a
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: it's a different type of. War, yeah, yeah it's a
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: different type of war where you can talk about things
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: and you can talk about things about, people and it's you,
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: know it's nothing below the, bill everything's.
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: Go, NO i don't agree with. That, YEAH i don't
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: agree with, that AND i Know john doesn't. Agree i'm From.
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: Chicago you can't find a, Target you shoot up the.
• 47:08
  Speaker 7: House that's how it. Goes you can't find you don't
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: know what he stays that fuck, it who's ever on
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: the corner gets his as. Shot that's how.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Goes but would you be willing to like play within
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: the blog rules of it of their being like some?
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: Lines, No, No i'm not the black. Guy let me
• 47:23
  Speaker 7: ask you. Much i'm this. Guy i'm, Straight i'm, straight
• 47:27
  Speaker 7: face to.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Face aren't there things that IF i said them you
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: would be like that's over the.
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: Line no, way yes. Way and you asked me a.
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: QUESTION i, answered you don't like my. Answer that don't
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: mean that is that you're right because you don't like my. Answer, okay, Fair,
• 47:40
  Speaker 7: YEAH i said, no you retracted and, SAID.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to test.
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: That i'm not going to test. IT i don't want
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: to do.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: That i'm not going to do.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: THAT i don't believe in. That that's WHERE i stand
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: is THAT i do think that there are things that
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: are out of, bounds and so Far pat has not
• 47:57
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  Speaker 7: Himself this is the. Thing you speak up for, herself
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  Speaker 7: AND i don't AND i WANT i don't have to
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  Speaker 7: wait until someone dies for me to be financially.
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  Speaker 6: STABLE i already have the.
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  Speaker 7: Money i'm Not i'm, saying you know What i'm, saying so,
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  Speaker 7: Like i'm not that type of guy that has to like,
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  Speaker 7: like you, know, OH i have To, NO i put
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  Speaker 7: in my work. All i'm thirty seven years. OLD i
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  Speaker 7: made over four million dollars In. Barshoe I'm i'm this is.
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  Speaker 7: You, yeah thank, you this is. LIGHT i appreciate. That
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  Speaker 7: you work At. BARSTOOL i mean you're you're a huge.
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  Speaker 6: Mad, yeah nobody's.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Everyone you. KNOW i got some guys who went To,
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  Speaker 7: Harvard jamiland Coach Tommy. Amaker it's, funny though. Wrong after
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  Speaker 7: Amaker he's originally the coach Of, michigan AND i was
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  Speaker 7: going to go To michigan and, uh when my coach,
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  Speaker 1: Cat, well the new show starting today With Jason. Williams
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  Speaker 1: and it said functional illiterate describes someone who has reading
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  Speaker 6: Israel, NO i think that they have launched sites all
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• 1:06:16
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• 1:06:24
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• 1:06:37
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• 1:06:38
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• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:49
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• 1:06:53
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• 1:06:57
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• 1:07:01
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• 1:07:02
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• 1:07:07
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• 1:07:10
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• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Like like all the like people that like a lot.
• 1:07:16
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• 1:07:19
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• 1:07:20
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• 1:07:24
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• 1:07:31
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• 1:07:32
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• 1:07:35
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• 1:07:38
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• 1:07:42
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• 1:07:43
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• 1:07:45
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• 1:07:46
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• 1:07:50
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• 1:07:53
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• 1:08:00
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• 1:08:04
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• 1:08:06
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• 1:08:07
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• 1:08:10
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• 1:08:12
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• 1:08:14
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• 1:08:15
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• 1:08:18
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• 1:08:21
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• 1:08:21
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• 1:08:22
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• 1:08:24
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• 1:08:25
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• 1:08:28
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• 1:08:30
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• 1:08:34
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• 1:08:37
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• 1:08:41
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• 1:08:42
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• 1:08:44
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• 1:08:50
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• 1:08:52
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• 1:08:56
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• 1:08:57
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• 1:08:58
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• 1:09:01
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• 1:09:02
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• 1:09:17
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• 1:09:21
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• 1:09:25
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• 1:09:30
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• 1:09:32
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• 1:09:35
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• 1:09:38
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• 1:09:40
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• 1:09:43
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• 1:09:47
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• 1:09:49
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• 1:09:52
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• 1:09:53
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• 1:09:56
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• 1:09:58
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• 1:10:02
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• 1:10:05
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• 1:10:09
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• 1:10:12
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• 1:10:15
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• 1:10:18
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• 1:10:20
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• 1:10:22
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• 1:10:25
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• 1:10:26
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• 1:10:28
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• 1:10:34
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• 1:10:37
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• 1:10:42
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• 1:10:44
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• 1:10:47
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• 1:10:49
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• 1:10:52
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• 1:10:53
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• 1:10:54
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• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: i was just like fucking going. Hard but as soon
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: as it was, OVER i MEAN i got back to
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: the hotel two forty, FIVE i had to wake up
• 1:11:02
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• 1:11:05
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• 1:11:07
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• 1:11:11
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• 1:11:15
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• 1:11:16
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• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: wife came in and was, like she was, LIKE i
• 1:11:22
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• 1:11:24
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• 1:11:27
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• 1:11:28
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• 1:11:37
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• 1:11:42
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• 1:11:44
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• 1:11:47
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• 1:11:49
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• 1:11:50
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• 1:11:57
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• 1:12:00
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• 1:12:05
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• 1:12:09
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• 1:12:12
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• 1:12:14
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• 1:12:16
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• 1:12:18
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• 1:12:21
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• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: And there is enough silence of comedy where you kind
• 1:12:25
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• 1:12:28
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• 1:12:32
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• 1:12:35
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• 1:12:38
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• 1:12:42
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• 1:12:45
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• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: RECENTLY i, ACTUALLY i MEAN i did SOMETHING i never
• 1:12:52
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• 1:12:53
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• 1:12:57
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• 1:12:58
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