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Bird in a bag 2 and Morgan Freeman's birthday · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Thank God I'm not alone on this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: So Emily just texted.
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  SPEAKER_01: I saw the same person.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was a cat.
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  SPEAKER_01: So at Lydia's school on Friday, when we were doing t-shirts for their the fun field day thing coming up.
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  SPEAKER_01: I kid you now.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I sat right next to the woman.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wish I would have had the guts to say something.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't always say stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was, I've never in my entire life seen it, but she had a backpack on.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was a heavy-duty backpack.
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  SPEAKER_01: And inside the little window, a crocodile, a bird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just a bird.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well-behaved bird, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, well, that's cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: Go to Scott and Allie's show on Instagram because I put it as a post, but I also put it as a story because it's just too good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's so wild.
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  SPEAKER_02: To not show off to the world.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, one other thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: We were talking about the 2026 yearbooks and the names and the class of 2026 and these wild names that come out of the of the next generation.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're getting everything from like elderly, elderly, elderly names to I don't even know what this name is.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we have this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, I knew somebody in college.
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  SPEAKER_02: Her name was Good Luck, and her last name was Charm.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, this one always is my favorite and will never get old in my mind.
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  SPEAKER_02: It'll live rent-free forever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you, 3660.
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  SPEAKER_02: I worked with a Michael Hunt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Michael! Yep.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Secretary messed up and announced Mike and his last name once.
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  SPEAKER_02: Once.
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  SPEAKER_02: Once.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just once.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, let's see.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um I think that's everything that I'd uh get to with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And yeah, back to the bird.
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  SPEAKER_01: She thought it was a cat that was in there, but no, it was the bird.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: But it was I'm not, this is not like a dig.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was like, that is cool.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've never seen that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's commitment to a pet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Also, today's a very big day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's two things that happened today.
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  SPEAKER_02: Today would have been Marilyn Monroe's 100th birthday.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no kidding.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And can I tell you, Marilyn Monroe is one of those people I have no interest in.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how people have like the picture they put on the wall.
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess people's so beautiful.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, nah, she's alright.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and I just, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was never a Marilyn Monroe person.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, also, you're not into curves.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, every single person you date is very, very just straight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's true.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, all right.
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  SPEAKER_02: You have a type when it comes to that.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: But also, it is Morgan Freeman's 89th birthday.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's Morgan's birthday?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now, Morgan Freeman admires your wife's ass.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pardon me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't help but notice your wife's ass.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you must be very proud.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ever thought of putting it on display so people could worship it like an ass god?
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  SPEAKER_00: And you could charge admission and sell cracker jacks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just a thought.
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  SPEAKER_00: My main point is your wife has a fine ass.
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  SPEAKER_02: Only he could get away with that, too, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like if you if you said it, no way.