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MID AF! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.16.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. We have some news going on in the world
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  of radio. Let's start with radio news. Yo. Yo.
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  Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Copy on the air, spilling
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  radio secrets, man, he don't care. Carrying out
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  the closet, skeletons in pairs. He's a bummer,
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  he's the one who dares. Program director, scheming
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  in the back room. Payola playlist, rigged like
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  monsoon. Fake callers on the line, they rehearse
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  too soon. Truth hits harder than the baseline,
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  boom. Radio snitching, he's spitting the truth.
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  Pulling back the curse, exposing the fool. No
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  more lies, no more lies. All right, I saw this
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  headline here. Now, let me preface that by saying,
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  I have been an on and off listener of Howard
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  Stern for 20 years. My uncle Phil loved Howard
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  Stern. So I always heard about him growing up.
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  Now, in middle school, I was listening to Eddie
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  and Jovo, Brandmeyer, Mankind, but since 2015,
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  after I worked with Rovers Morning Glory, oh
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  my goodness, this is the same show. All of a
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  sudden, I started listening in about 2015, and
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  I was like, wow, this show's actually pretty
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  good. And, um, yeah, I mean, it has its moments
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  where it's a little too focused on, like, backdoor
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  action sex and stuff, but overall, I still think
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  he's the king. And I saw a report that he is
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  bringing his show down to one show a week. And,
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  um, that he laid off, like, 12 staff members.
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  And here's the thing. There's sometimes, like,
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  that little saying, I don't know the exact quote,
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  but, like, over -welcoming your stay. As influential
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  as Howard Stern is, and as great as he is, he's
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  always been great at getting people to talk about
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  him. I mean, every radio guy went after him.
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  He might have started it, but Opie Anthony, blah,
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  blah, for a minute before they became friends,
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  because he probably needed a job. All these people
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  went after him, and he pretty much always won,
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  besides Mancow in Chicago. What am I getting
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  at? To go from always saying, oh yeah, Don Imus,
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  welcome to Starm on Air, to then being 73 years
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  old and actually in the end doing one show a
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  week when Don Imus was doing five a week. Even
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  if they were boring, he was still doing five
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  shows a week and got a proper sign -off. Stern
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  could possibly die on air. Like, not literally.
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  I mean, he could, though. He was like 72. Oh!
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  Sometimes I had like, that was why, again, this
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  is going to piss off some people. I don't really
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  care. But I was on top of the world at 105 The
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  Bone. I had the number one show from 10 to 11
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  a .m. Before I was rudely taken off the air by
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  Brennan and Duncan. Before that happened, I told
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  myself, I said, if this does not turn into a
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  full -time show, I don't want to be here forever.
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  I had a quarter -life crisis. God bless Isaiah.
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  I did not want to be board hopping for 90 years.
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  I mean, it's all right. I have goals. Back to
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  when I was there. I still get recognized. Not
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  all the time. I got a lot of stares. It might
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  be because I'm tall. But I still get people approach
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  me. Oh, that was great when you did Hopi. Every
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  time I went on air, I said to myself, If this
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  does not turn into a show, I'm out of here. And
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  I didn't. Because I didn't overwelcome my time
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  there. There's something to be said. Now, I'm
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  not trying to compare it to the Howard Stern
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  show. To Hoppy Hour on the Mike Helton After
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  Show. But also, in your career, you have to take
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  yourself kind of seriously. I mean, I had like
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  one in seven cars listening to me. What I'm saying
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  to you is, at some point, it's kind of like how
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  guys like Man Cow and T -Man and IMS went off
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  air is sometimes it's good to just sign off and
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  just kind of say goodbye. Like, Brad Meyer did
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  that. Like, you don't want to be the guy that's
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  still at the party. It's like, yeah, you should
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  have left a little while ago. And then also in
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  radio news, I saw this here. Hey, bro, in the
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  morning, trying to get some clout in the club.
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  Ebro and Peter Rosenberg want to add over money.
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  And supposedly I feel like you probably can't
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  get anything past Peter Rosenberg when it comes
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  to anything to do with money. I have no idea
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  why I would even assume that, but I'm just kind
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  of assuming it. That like when Peter Rosenberg
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  wants his money, he's getting his money. And
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  Ebro's such a dork, such a gatekeeping moron.
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  All right, here's a little bit of Peter Rosenberg
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  and Ebro fighting. Oh, it's a wacky morning zoo.
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  They're out of control, I tell you. They're wild.
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  They're insane. They're just going to take over
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  the world. Ebro in the morning. You sound like
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  an asshole. Bitch, shut the fuck up. You're a
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  bitch. You're a hoe. You know why? Why? You're
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  a bitch. You're a hoe. I don't have a remedy
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  of a fight. Why are you a hoe? Let me tell you
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  why you're a hoe. You just called me a bitch
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  for no reason. You're kind of hard on me, bro.
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  You kind of peak when you're a plow in Nicki
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  Minaj. No, it's not. It's because you're being
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  a hoe because you don't know how to invest. That's
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  different. You don't know. Wow. What a riveting
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  show. Gee, I wonder why Hanadi sang. I can't
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  think of any idea why. Because you don't have
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  money to invest. Yo, yo, my man, what's wrong
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  with you? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's
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  Peter Rosenberg. Talking all AB. But then when
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  he's doing sports radio, he's all professional.
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  I've seen you talking yo, yo, yo as a professional.
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  Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yo, I'm Peter Rosenberg with
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  a little inside on Lil Yachty. All of a sudden,
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  I'm like, yeah, the Yankees bullpen could have
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  been better. Oh, you keep saying the same thing.
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  You know. Sounds like things are going great
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  for you, bro. Here's a video of him talking about
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  the passing of Sam Neill, and he made it about
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  him. I just wanted to come on here quickly and
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  say... Stricken I was to learn of the death of
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  Sam Neill. Damn. When I did The Hunt for Red
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  October, we shot in 89. It came out in 1990.
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  Ah, here he is. Megan. A long time ago. And that
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  was probably my first big movie in terms of having
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  a decent -sized role. I've done Working Girl
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  and Beetlejuice. Oh, yeah. Things like that where
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  I have to small the role. When I do Hunt for
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  Red October, Yes, John was a great director.
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  One of the most exciting parts for me was to
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  meet Tom. I thought Sam was on at the time. See,
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  but they have. I mean, I'll never. I've had great
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  cast. I've worked with great people. Nothing
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  about Sam. I know compassion in that sociopathic
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  heart. Is there a dumper? Merrill and so many
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  other people that I really, really admire. Did
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  Tim on the own die? Or is it your freaking LinkedIn
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  resume? And you admire. But the, oh my God, I'm
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  four in October. I had to write this down. I
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  had to go. This is a trivia. The internet. I
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  mean, obviously Sean, Larry Ferguson, Scott Glenn,
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  Tim Curry, Peter Perth, Richard Jordan, Sean
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  Conklin. Rest in peace, Samuel. I can definitely
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  tell that was not his home. We have some news
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  going on in the world of radio. Let's start with
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  radio news. Alex Earl is getting ready to share
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  her truth. Oh, yeah. What is it? She's a boring
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  blonde? July 14th, the 25 -year -old teases that
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  she will finally address her years -long feud
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  with Alex Cooper. I can't wait. So they were
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  publicly acknowledged back in April on her upcoming
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  reality show titled Earl Meets World. The influencer
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  tells the outlet that was why she's so influential.
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  One of the things in the beginning they wanted
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  me to talk about that I really wasn't comfortable
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  sharing. I didn't realize this at all. That everything
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  unfolded the way it did while we were filming.
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  There was a serious struggle behind the scenes
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  of emotions. Yeah, you're crying and crying.
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  And my family showed up for me. And although
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  the internet was entertained after Cooper made
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  a scathing TikTok calling out Earl. Yeah, she
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  kind of started the whole trend. Whatever. A
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  mess podcast host emphasizes that she did not
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  enjoy the scrutiny. Yeah, you know, you can talk
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  about other people, but have it for a bit. Don't
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  talk about you. She continues, those moments
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  that sometimes seem so fun for people online
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  are hard behind the scenes. Run into your mouth
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  about other people and they talk about you. Happy
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  that we were able to capture that. I'm an outspoken
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  jackass on this show. People throw shot to me.
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  But I'm also putting it upon myself. On the drama
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  between the two, Earl previously shared with
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  E! News back in May that her show, which does
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  not yet have a release date, was, quote, therapeutic
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  for her. Ah, who cares? You know, I have some
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  audio of the argument between Alex Earl and Alex
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  Cooper. Mm -hmm. Shut up! There you go. There's
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  the exclusive audio. Ariana Grande seemingly
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  confirming the rumors she and ex Ricky Alvarez
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  have rekindled their sparks. Why? We know this
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  is just going to end in a disaster. You never
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  go back to your ex. Especially when she's got
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  a body count as long as the receipt at CBS since
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  you last dated. I just don't want to break up
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  in two weeks. You're dating Scott, though. I
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  think that me being open with my fans and my
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  supporters is a very important thing. Are we
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  doing exactly that at her Eternal Sunshine tour
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  stop in Brooklyn? Yeah, she's a side chick. Don't
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  know why Ricky's taking her back, but it's not
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  going to work out. We all know them. Oh, don't.
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  There you go. Happy Hot Topic. I love Constant
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  chaos. That's how neighbors describe what's been
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  going on at this house in Hudson. Oh, yeah. Looks
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  raggy. Over the past month, police have been
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  called to this home six times. Six times in one
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  month. And Fox 13's Blake Devine... Is that where
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  Medicine Man lives? ...pours from Pasco County,
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  where neighbors are fearful and fed up. I fed
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  up too with those losers! Tons of trash... A
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  stinky smell and several squatters have transformed
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  this Hudson house into a nightmare for neighbors.
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  Yeah, I can't imagine squatters doing things
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  that are illegal. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. The last
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  six, seven months has really changed the neighborhood.
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  And it's a biohazard, first of all. There's rodents
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  running around. That's delightful. Mm -hmm. It's
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  the street, this house of faith. Where Jim Pickens
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  is the pastor. Ah, he's the pastor. They're keeping
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  him away from kids. It's a place cleaned up.
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  When we have children come... Pray to God, maybe
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  he'll care. Me here on Sunday, we don't know
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  who's in the back. We don't know who's going
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  to... Yeah, it sounds bad. Why do I hear a cracked
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  -out woman saying, Oh, God. Come out. In the
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  backyard sits this big blue tent guarded by a
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  pair of pit bulls. Next door neighbor Laura Buckner
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  says things get worse when the sun sets. Because
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  every night it's something. There's someone screaming.
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  There's people climbing in and out of windows.
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  There's people doing weird things. Yeah, it's
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  got fun. Shoppers say this house has been a headache
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  for months and things have gotten so bad over
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  here that we talked to a realtor who says it's
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  cost her client a chance to sell her home. Seems
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  like things are going well in Hudson. I'm Chad
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  Mills in Lakeland. It's about Lakeland Electric.
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  About why the summer bills are so high. Where
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  some Lakeland Electric customers have been opening
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  electric bills that have them wondering how their
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  bills got so high. There's no good feeling when
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  you get the alert from either Lakeland Electric
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  or Tampa Electric, whatever it's called. You're
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  always getting screwed. Hi. The complaints have
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  been hard to miss. Lakeland Electric customers
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  have been flooding Facebook with... Ah, so they're
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  mad. Oh, they're mad. Damn. Hello. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot. Hot 97 .7. Oh yeah, let's press that button
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  right here. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. On three. One, two, three, go.
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  Go. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you
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  know what you like. Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy
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  Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's gonna
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  start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Starts
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  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
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  Hour with Hoppy. This is a lot of music, really.
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  This is Hoppy Hour. Oh, it's so dramatic. I am
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  your host, Ryan Hoppy. Call the show. 856 -49
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  -HOPPY and it's 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7. You can
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  tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
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  email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Man.
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  I know we're heard worldwide, so the weather
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  at Tampa Bay probably doesn't mean much to you.
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  Mm -hmm. Unless you're from Tampa Bay, but my
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  goodness, has this just been a partly cloudy
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  summer. Looking out this room here in the studio,
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  we're looking at the parking lot, and it's just
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  dreary, and then we got trees right next door.
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  It's kind of nice to have the thing that was
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  originally here called trees before everyone
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  knocked it down. It's kind of nice. There's a
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  little forest next to the... and it's just kind
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  of gloomy. It makes you want to put on some Soundgarden,
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  but the problem is that's copyrighted, and I
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  don't have access to that, so I can't play Soundgarden
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  as much as I would love to. I'm not allowed.
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  Lil Wayne's lawsuit reveals Exorcist had to roll
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  blunts and maintain pleasure. And maintain pleasant
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  personal hygiene. Oh, well. Heaven forbid you
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  smell good when you roll low -range joints. R.
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  Kelly has asked other pedophile. Donald Trump
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  to commute his 30 -year sentence. Mm -hmm. If
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  there's anybody that can get R. Kelly off, I
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  bet they've gone off together. If there's anybody
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  that could make it happen, Captain. It would
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  be a Donald Trump. But as we learned recently
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  from that article from Lil Boozy, where Lil Boozy
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  was talking about how he put like 700 ,000 into
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  this organization to try to get pardoned, it
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  kind of seems like people are buying it. Kodak
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  Black. Oh, we got this headline right here. A
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  76 -year -old Florida woman had her retirement
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  community talking because she unexpectedly got
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  a license plate that looks like it says something
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  I cannot say on. It says, uh, screw me in my
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  ass. No, no, it says squeeze ass. S -Q -Z -A
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  -S -S. Squeeze ass. And no, this is not a custom
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  plate. Yeah, it's a delightful plate. The Delostrito
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  went, quote, ballistic when she opened her mail
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  and saw this license plate that says S -Q -Z
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  -A -5 -5. Ah, the fives do look like an S. She
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  said that she believes it is an inappropriate
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  message. Ah, not really. It depends on the consent
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  level of squeezing an S. If the girl wants it
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  and she's making dinner or hanging out and she's
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  in the yoga pants, she's just going to... a little
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  smack that's one thing but you don't want to
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  just go to a girl at starbucks and be like let
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  me squeeze your ass she said that her sons and
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  their friends are begging her to keep it i love
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  the delivery of this guy and now she plans to
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  keep it all right she kept it she does say that
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  she will be notified in the dmb what do you think
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  would you keep this plate Maybe it's because
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  I'm incredibly stoned, but that's just freaking
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  hilarious to me. Absolutely. Pure hilarity. Attorney
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  Bradford Cohen shares his thoughts on Lil Durk's
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  latest cord one. Little Durk update. Oh, yeah.
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  Here's the Caucasian guy. Little Durk. Mm -hmm.
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  Newly painted office. So there's a little bit
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  of an echo. Ah, whatever. You're a stupid boomer.
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  No one cares. DJ Webster reveals that Cassie
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  unfollowed him. Cassie unfollowed me because
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  I can't play because it's got music in the background,
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  man. You know what? I should start a GoFundMe.
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  And the GoFundMe should be everybody. has to
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  pitch in $10 or $70, $70, and help me get the
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  copyright so I can play the music on here. Because
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  then I wouldn't have to dance through every clip
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  wondering what's out there. I would be able to
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  play it. Oh, this is a clip I'm pretty sure I
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  can play. Ray J gets asked if he's ever been
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  intimate with a man. Have you dealt with a man
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  intimately before? Because I think that people
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  want to know. Yeah, if you have to, like, pause
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  for a second about if you hooked up with a guy
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  before, you probably have. Like, hey, Ryan Happy,
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  have you hooked up with a guy? No. Yeah. Well,
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  here you go. Hey, man. Take a sip. No, I feel
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  him. I feel him. What does deal with a man mean,
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  though? Intimately. It's Paul Pierce. Hey, man.
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  Intimately. Intimately. Yeah, the silence is
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  just like, fine, you went down on the guy. Whatever,
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  dude. These are crazy questions. Yeah, they're
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  crazy. That's the truth, though. Man, he's something
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  like that Gen X era where he's hating on himself
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  for being gay. It's fine. You're like penis.
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  It's fine. Brandy continues to break down. on
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  why she gracefully called out some body shamers,
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  which is stupid in my opinion. No, she does not
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  deserve to get body shamed, but at the same time,
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  you're giving them power. It was a moment where
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  people were really coming at me about my appearance,
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  and I didn't appreciate that, and I didn't love
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  the way that made me feel. Yeah, I can't imagine
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  it's a great feeling. I just thought about how
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  everyone feels if someone comments about their
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  appearance. Oh, now you're making it about everybody.
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  Or anything like that. And I just took the moment
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  and decided to share in a teaching. She's kind
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  of nerdy looking. It's not a bad thing. She's
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  like a music nerd. How can I tell? I'm a radio
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  nerd. Whatever. Here's Brandy. Ah, did you know
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  Chuck Schumer farted yesterday? We need a complete
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  investigation that's independent. Now on Iran
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  and the NDAA. When all the Trump administration...
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  Complete investigation that's independent. I
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  added that. Let me do it again. Now on Iran and
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  the NDAA. When... Ah, that's a good one. That
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  describes Chuck Schumer. How about I just smell
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  like just absolute death? Oh, you know, it was
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  just atrocious. He looks like he smells already.
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  Tyler Perry not backing down. Model claims accuser,
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  or the mogul claims the accuser is using sexual
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  orientation questions to leverage his settlement.
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  Yeah. We all know he's kind of similar to AJ
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  where he tries to like just dodge the question.
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  Tyler Perry's definitely looked up with some
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  dudes before. I mean, it's fine. I mean, that's
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  what you're into. But definitely from that Gayle
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  King, Oprah, you know, kind of school. Just like,
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  oh, pretend it's not there. But it's very much
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  there. Holly Madison says she will never trust
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  men again on the Let's Be Honest podcast with
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  Kristen Kelly. What do you wish you knew back
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  then that you know now? Oh my God. I don't know.
• 25:37
  You don't know anything. I mean, I don't know
• 25:39
  if I would have gone there if I would have known
• 25:40
  any different. But if I was going to put myself
• 25:43
  on the same path and be like, okay, you're going
• 25:45
  to be there. You're going to be on the show and
• 25:46
  you're going to be here now. If I could have
• 25:48
  changed my attitude a bit, I just would have
• 25:51
  been like, don't believe boys. Yeah, that's the
• 25:54
  problem. You're hanging around a bunch of douchebags.
• 25:59
  And this is what drives me nuts about women is
• 26:02
  they'll hang around a douchebag and then they're
• 26:04
  like, oh, guys are like that. It's like, no,
• 26:07
  you were with a borderline personality diagnosed
• 26:09
  moron. Just look at this as transactional as
• 26:13
  it's supposed to be. And keeping that mindset
• 26:15
  of thinking that all boys are bad is transactional.
• 26:20
  Wow. Because he was very like. you know, he always
• 26:23
  described himself as a romantic and whoever like
• 26:25
  his main girlfriend was, he would do this kind
• 26:29
  of like play. Well, trying his best, he was like
• 26:31
  80. House thing. God, she annoys me. Ah, here's
• 26:38
  Blueface. Speaking of annoying, him and Jane
• 26:44
  and Alexis. Got into it online. Jayden crashed
• 26:49
  her car drunk driving with her kids in the car.
• 26:54
  I don't know why she's popping it like she's
• 26:56
  just the mother of the year. Literally crashed
• 26:59
  her car with her kids in the car. You have the
• 27:01
  Chiz Bink logo on your face. You're a douche.
• 27:03
  And then fleed the scene. Then fleed the scene.
• 27:13
  Let's see what she said. Snitch this and snitch
• 27:17
  that. You snitch. Oh, yeah. Come on. You're a
• 27:24
  snitch. You're a snitch. You literally told the
• 27:27
  jail, you got the weed from the top tier. Oh,
• 27:31
  yeah. Come on. Then they beat your ass and shit
• 27:33
  on your face. Yeah, the first baby mama is the
• 27:36
  one you don't want to visit. Oh, my mother, they
• 27:38
  did. Don't ask that. Don't ask that. While they're
• 27:43
  doing the little cackling head in the morning
• 27:45
  Zoom. Yeah, don't ask that. Yeah, it's not a
• 27:54
  baby mama I want to hang out with. She kind of
• 27:58
  has that just wishy -washy vibe that you can't
• 28:00
  keep a secret around her. She won't shut up.
• 28:05
  A modern Asian woman from TikTok explains how
• 28:09
  she was dating two men at the same time. I just
• 28:11
  want to wrap it quick because I want to talk
• 28:12
  about dating, right? A few months ago, I was
• 28:13
  dating this guy. You know, I never said yes to
• 28:15
  officially being his girlfriend, but, like, we
• 28:18
  had great communication. He bought me a lot of
• 28:20
  free dinner. Our sex was great because he took,
• 28:23
  he, like, acknowledged what I wanted. Oh, that's
• 28:26
  good! Man. Guys are losers. That's the bare minimum
• 28:30
  of what women want. I know what he wanted. It
• 28:33
  was great. Very compatible in that sense. Oh,
• 28:36
  yeah. He was plowing, yeah. He wasn't the best
• 28:40
  looking, but I didn't really care. It's delightful,
• 28:43
  same. Yeah, seven out of ten. Everybody made
• 28:46
  comments about it, but I didn't care. And then
• 28:48
  he just, we didn't work out because he had a
• 28:50
  lot of mental issues he had to figure out. Yeah.
• 28:54
  I'm sure you don't have any mental issues. I'm
• 28:57
  sure you're perfect. I love these women out here.
• 29:04
  It's not all of them. It's the ones I see online.
• 29:06
  They act like they don't have any flaws. Oh,
• 29:09
  I'm so perfect. Shut up. You're a douche. Five
• 29:17
  uncomfortable truths about women. From a woman.
• 29:22
  Five uncomfortable truths about women that most
• 29:25
  men never hear. Listen up. No fluff, no fairy
• 29:29
  tale. Oh, yeah. Raw, here it is. One, if she
• 29:33
  wants you, she'll break every rule. If she doesn't,
• 29:36
  suddenly she'll make some new ones. I've noticed
• 29:40
  that. When a girl really wants to hopmeister
• 29:45
  all around them. They go out of their way. To
• 29:50
  try, you know. Two, comfort isn't attraction.
• 29:53
  The safer you get, the more invisible you become.
• 29:55
  Three, she compares you to the highest version
• 29:58
  of the man she thinks she can get. Yeah, that's
• 30:01
  prom. Because they think they'll get anybody.
• 30:06
  Always. Four, she may call it a mistake, but
• 30:09
  attraction rarely happens on accident. I need
• 30:14
  to interview one of these women and do these
• 30:16
  videos. Just kind of asking about the hoppy rank.
• 30:19
  I don't even know what that is. I'll have to
• 30:20
  come up with my own bit. What they think about
• 30:23
  how women use men for clout. A woman can tell
• 30:29
  when they can take advantage of you. Guys, if
• 30:31
  a woman can tell that you are not competent...
• 30:36
  And that you have not worked on yourself. And
• 30:37
  you do not have a backbone. She will use you
• 30:42
  to her advantage. I love how this woman is eating
• 30:44
  pretzels and hummus while making this video.
• 30:48
  She will squeeze out. She's not squeezing out
• 30:52
  the right stuff. Every last drip of kindness
• 30:56
  from you. Yeah, that's not the drip I want. Your
• 30:59
  soul. You gotta be careful out there. Let me
• 31:03
  prophesy, men are bad too, men can gaslight.
• 31:09
  Is your toxic ex in a new relationship and you're
• 31:14
  wondering why they're so happy? I never understood
• 31:16
  the whole thing. I mean, yeah, you get the updates,
• 31:20
  yeah, your ex has been to like six different
• 31:22
  people, just getting plowed, just... Oh, you're
• 31:27
  actually a kid. You know, you get all the reports
• 31:29
  that I'm just skanking out. You know, whatever.
• 31:31
  That's kind of what you did before me. And then
• 31:34
  all of a sudden, like, you're just kind of in
• 31:38
  a way happy for them. I'm like, if getting plowed
• 31:40
  by a guy and girl is what you need, that's fine.
• 31:46
  But I don't care. I mean, I care for the first
• 31:49
  year after the breakup. Then when I get laid
• 31:50
  so much. October 2023. What a month. Five different
• 31:58
  girls. And I had to brag about it. And it blew
• 32:01
  up in my face. All five of them not talking to
• 32:06
  me anymore. Is your toxic ex in a new relationship?
• 32:10
  Is the ex that traumatized you to a point of
• 32:12
  no return in a new relationship and you're wondering
• 32:14
  why they look so very happy? Because they're
• 32:16
  psychopaths. Well, here's why. Number one, they
• 32:19
  probably chose someone who's very easy to manipulate
• 32:22
  and allows them to get away with a lot more than
• 32:27
  you ever allowed them to get away with. 856 -494
• 32:37
  -6773. The reason why women have become picky.
• 32:46
  The reason why women have become extremely picky
• 32:49
  when it comes to dating. Because the time's gone
• 32:52
  by, they're realizing they almost have way too
• 32:56
  many options. I believe the older generation
• 32:59
  kind of settled. Not saying they don't love their
• 33:03
  partners, but they kind of settled. Is that a
• 33:07
  man who is a nine? is willing and able to sleep
• 33:12
  with a woman who is a six. The one that's a six
• 33:15
  out of ten is going to put in a little more effort
• 33:17
  than a nine out of ten. Mm -hmm. She now thinks
• 33:22
  that is her level. There you go. That is the
• 33:26
  problem. They start getting a little quirky.
• 33:29
  They get plowed by a nice, successful man, and
• 33:33
  they're like, this is going to be me all the
• 33:34
  time. I'm the same way. hook up with like a hot
• 33:38
  ass Asian girl or something I'm not saying this
• 33:40
  is going to be me every time you know I might
• 33:45
  get a girl like Ursula from the mermaid cartoon
• 33:49
  how to turn a girl on if you're a boy and you
• 33:55
  want to turn a girl on this video is for you
• 33:57
  dump a thing of gasoline over their head and
• 34:01
  light them I'm just kidding what Spicy edition.
• 34:05
  Now, you boys have to trust me because obviously
• 34:08
  I am a girl. I know what I'm talking about. I
• 34:10
  think you're a girl. I don't know anymore. Okay,
• 34:14
  number one, we are starting off super bold. This
• 34:17
  one works best when you are out in public with
• 34:19
  her, probably in like a crowded room or something.
• 34:22
  Push her into traffic. I'm kidding. As you walk
• 34:25
  by her, you are going to gently. Put your hand
• 34:28
  on her lower back. Oh, I already do that. I kind
• 34:31
  of rub it. And like cup her waist. And if you
• 34:36
  have enough chemistry with the woman, grab her
• 34:39
  ass while you're buying her a drink. Only should
• 34:42
  last a second or two and then you keep walking.
• 34:45
  She is going to get butterflies all over. Okay,
• 34:47
  number two. This one is super bold too. You can
• 34:51
  use this tip anywhere though. Oh yeah. We're
• 34:54
  going to wait until you have a little bit of
• 34:56
  distance in between you guys, like a few feet,
• 34:59
  and you're going to have something to tell her.
• 35:01
  Instead of saying, come here, we're going to
• 35:03
  gently, the key word is gently, pull her closer
• 35:06
  by her clothes. That'll totally work well with
• 35:09
  me. Yeah, that girl wants to just get absolutely
• 35:15
  just plowed. You know, like the girls that dress
• 35:18
  down for videos are the ones that are the loudest.
• 35:21
  A woman wants a man who takes initiative. women
• 35:24
  want the man who takes initiative to make the
• 35:27
  plans not yeah you know a lot of times you can
• 35:29
  tell a girl's kind of you know that type of old
• 35:32
  -fashioned woman which is fine because they'll
• 35:36
  be like oh so what when's the day where is it
• 35:38
  how much yeah you're paying for it but when is
• 35:40
  where is it The guy who looks at her and says,
• 35:46
  what do you want to do? Where do you want to
• 35:48
  go to eat? Whatever you want to do, babe, you
• 35:50
  decide. Yeah, those discussions are the most
• 35:53
  annoying part about being in a relationship.
• 35:56
  What she really wants to hear is, hey, I'm taking
• 36:02
  you out on Saturday night at 6. I'm going to
• 36:04
  pick you up and we're going to have a great night.
• 36:06
  I've done that before. The move is to have them
• 36:11
  go to my apartment. I know the girl is down.
• 36:18
  If she is willing to park in my parking lot,
• 36:22
  then we drive somewhere. Argentina fans were
• 36:29
  throwing beer at iShowSpeed. At this point, he's
• 36:31
  just kind of, I'm not saying he's asking for
• 36:33
  it, but he's definitely not like a saint or anything.
• 36:41
  Ah, what's going on here? I saw someone say that
• 36:46
  the disrespect that they showed you at the end
• 36:49
  is actually who they are. Man, the best people
• 36:53
  to get dating advice from are Southern Cougars.
• 36:58
  Mm -hmm. They were just really good at hiding
• 37:01
  it. Yeah, it's always a scary part. You fell
• 37:03
  in love with an idea of a person. They never
• 37:07
  existed. When the covert narcissist is... Oh,
• 37:12
  that's a new hot term. Is monkey branching with...
• 37:15
  All right. Everybody's a narcissist. I don't
• 37:20
  think everybody's a narcissist. Don't think that's
• 37:23
  possible. Sometimes. A walking away becomes the
• 37:29
  only forgiveness. You do not exist to me anymore.
• 37:31
  That is my forgiveness. There is no rationalizing
• 37:34
  what happened, and there is no understanding
• 37:37
  it. Yeah, sometimes you just got to end it, especially
• 37:41
  when it has copywritten music in the background.
• 37:45
  Sometimes you just got to kind of abort, which
• 37:48
  I should take that advice to. Oh, here's Brittany
• 37:52
  Runner responding to a viewer while she's streaming.
• 37:55
  Who admitted to getting her, to getting off to
• 37:59
  her for a decade. I bet she loves that with a
• 38:01
  new religious life. I've been booting too for
• 38:07
  a good 10 years. My BBC bust. See, when people
• 38:11
  say stuff like that to me, babe, I'm going to
• 38:13
  siphon your energy every time. So anytime someone
• 38:15
  says something bad. They're jerking off to me.
• 38:18
  They're looking at my stuff. They're whatever.
• 38:23
  I'm siphoning all that energy. Yeah, she's using
• 38:27
  those big, like, spiritual words. So keep giving
• 38:31
  me your life force energy. Thank you. That's
• 38:34
  disturbing. I'll give it to you. Oh, you're back.
• 38:39
  And I got Kleenex and I'm cleaning up and taking
• 38:41
  a shower. 856 -494 -6773. Blueface made it clear
• 38:50
  he loves Navea but likes other women too. It's
• 38:54
  like that song by, what is it? I love things
• 38:58
  about her, but I don't love her. I don't marry
• 39:02
  her. Although I think it's by Gucci Mane. I love
• 39:06
  things that matter. If you're watching this,
• 39:11
  I love you. I love you, but I like bitches too.
• 39:21
  He needs subtitles when he talks. You're like,
• 39:23
  what is this moron saying? 6 '7". 6 '7". 6 '7".
• 39:31
  I really took y 'all. If I really did a week
• 39:33
  of the whole thing. Oh my God. It's weird. He's
• 39:37
  like a real life human being. You guys will see
• 39:42
  so much. It's just me doing regular shit with
• 39:47
  bitches. I wonder what qualifies as regular shit
• 39:55
  with blue face. Like what would be weird shit?
• 39:59
  And what would be regular? 856 -494 -6773. Taylor
• 40:09
  Frankie Paul granted restraining order against
• 40:11
  Dakota Mortensen's friend. Yeah, you don't need
• 40:14
  that guy around you. Britney Cartwright seemed
• 40:20
  very mad since finding out that her publicist
• 40:23
  is banging Jax Taylor. The Shia LaBeouf stalker
• 40:27
  was arrested. Taylor Frankie Paul is dealing
• 40:34
  with more trouble with her protection of the
• 40:36
  kids in court. Amy Duggar claims that she has
• 40:42
  spoken to Joseph Duggar's accuser. Katie Holmes
• 40:48
  has a new man named Jason Bard. Yarmusky. Oh,
• 40:53
  yeah, he's playing that ass. We all know who
• 40:57
  he is. What's going on right here? The fastest
• 41:05
  way to ruin your marriage. Farting! No, no, no.
• 41:10
  What does the clip say? All right, here. Your
• 41:15
  marriage are these three things. Number one,
• 41:17
  a man who stops leading or lacks masculine leadership.
• 41:21
  Yeah, why don't you get a condom? It's bad. Number
• 41:27
  two, a woman who controls everything. However,
• 41:30
  she doesn't take over control because she wants
• 41:32
  to. She takes over because her nervous system
• 41:34
  stopped feeling safe enough to soften and just
• 41:36
  be. Yeah, she has no trust in you. Be in her
• 41:40
  feminine. Oh, there. If she's taking over, that's
• 41:44
  because that's her personality type and the man's
• 41:47
  not really defending his honor. That's what that
• 41:52
  is. Oh, for all my nerds out there. How to initiate
• 41:57
  a conversation when I want. How to initiate a
• 42:00
  conversation with a girl. Assume she wants to
• 42:03
  talk to you. Yeah, it's kind of hard with their
• 42:06
  facial expressions. Nothing looks more unattractive
• 42:10
  than a guy who expects rejection. Yeah, but you
• 42:14
  have trouble. Context is king. You're approaching
• 42:18
  it feel random, so find a reason to initiate.
• 42:21
  Ah, you look hot in that dress. Sit on my lap!
• 42:24
  Am I doing good? Ask her, is that the daily special?
• 42:28
  Is it any good? Embrace the awkward. If you don't
• 42:32
  feel at least a little awkward sometimes, you're
• 42:35
  not sticking your neck out enough. Oh, yeah.
• 42:39
  Hopefully they stick their leg out more. We got
• 42:46
  this right here. A lot of women think they're
• 42:48
  too perfect for a man. All of these expectations
• 42:50
  of men. But what are you actually bringing to
• 42:52
  the table? I am a table. Right. So then you don't
• 42:54
  need to stay single. That's not really how dating
• 42:58
  works. What do you mean? If you are the table,
• 43:01
  you already have what you need. You don't need
• 43:02
  a man. So like real talk, like for women that
• 43:05
  say, what do we need a man for? What is it that
• 43:07
  you actually bring? Why she deserves a man? Yeah.
• 43:12
  I wrote this down to talk about this earlier
• 43:14
  in the week. Man, I have never seen such a divide
• 43:20
  between men and women. It's almost like a Civil
• 43:27
  War kind of vibe, like the North versus the South.
• 43:29
  Like, I don't know which side would be what,
• 43:31
  but it's like there's like this vibe. It's just
• 43:34
  a separation, man. It's, I know, a gut. And if
• 43:42
  he's going to pay all of her bills. No, wait,
• 43:44
  hear me out. If he's going to pay all of her
• 43:46
  bills, what does he get in return? That's the
• 43:50
  least. Here's a girl saying that women that get
• 43:53
  free food for the going dates for free food are
• 43:56
  losers. Bitches are losers. Not women. Bitches.
• 44:02
  That's how I feel. Going on a date for free food
• 44:05
  is loser energy. Using a man for anything. is
• 44:10
  loser energy. Yeah, this is time to the... Chili's
• 44:18
  or whatever in Delmavery, right under where the
• 44:21
  highway is. And I went on a date with this girl
• 44:24
  named Jessica, who is at a sorority in USF. Hot
• 44:28
  piece of ass, whatever. She gets the full course
• 44:33
  meal, blah, blah, blah. The date's going, whatever.
• 44:37
  And all of a sudden, she's like, oh my God. Hello?
• 44:41
  I'm getting a phone call. Hi. Oh, my God. You
• 44:46
  need me to pick you up from the airport? And
• 44:49
  she, like, left me in the middle of the day.
• 44:52
  I didn't have to pay for her food. It would have
• 44:55
  been interesting if we hooked up. She would have
• 44:58
  been firing with that food she got. So about
• 45:01
  a year later, I massed with the girl, this religious
• 45:04
  girl, who was in her sorority. It was like the
• 45:08
  good girl, the sorority, not the one getting
• 45:09
  pissed around. And she goes, do you know this
• 45:14
  girl, Jessica? And Jessica like hit her face.
• 45:16
  I was like, oh, you're so caught. Thank you for
• 45:21
  the free risotto. 856 -494 -6773. Oh, it's so
• 45:26
  many dating stories. I'm a real catch. Here is
• 45:31
  Brianna Chicken Fry and someone else on the Plain
• 45:34
  Bree podcast talking about Erica Kirk. This envelope
• 45:37
  that came in said, like, from Erica Kirk. And
• 45:41
  it was to my parents' house, but addressed to
• 45:43
  me. I was so freaked out. What? My mom was like,
• 45:46
  what happened? I'm like, I don't know. She's
• 45:49
  like, what happened to my baby? Did she turn?
• 45:50
  My baby turned to... My mom's like, no. Oh. My.
• 45:54
  God. Yeah. Yeah. Bridget, or not Bridget. I'm
• 45:58
  thinking of Bridget B. last night. I was spanking
• 45:59
  a turd. No. Brianna Chicken Rice, just as annoying
• 46:05
  as the last time I covered her. Covered her opinions.
• 46:09
  It was so crazy. It literally said in giant letters,
• 46:14
  Erica Kirk at the top, and then my name and my
• 46:16
  address, and was sent to my parents' house and
• 46:18
  sent it to you. I was like, she's coming to get
• 46:20
  me, she found me. Not what I've been saying about
• 46:23
  her. Erica Kirk is a fucking clown. She was a
• 46:30
  trad wife, didn't want to do anything beforehand.
• 46:32
  She was just there. You know how bad Erica Kirk
• 46:36
  is? I'm signing with Brianna Chicken Fry. It's
• 46:40
  Charlie Kirk and now she's trying to act like
• 46:41
  she's some big activist, some crazy lady that's
• 46:44
  going to save all of women. You're putting women
• 46:46
  behind five million hundred steps and all the
• 46:49
  women that we were just talking about before
• 46:52
  this, the lady that's going to Afghanistan and
• 46:54
  they go to Erica Kirk talking about. how we shouldn't
• 46:58
  be able to vote and that women should give all
• 47:01
  of their rights to the man of the household.
• 47:03
  That's just stupid. Because that's how patriarchy
• 47:05
  works and women are too emotional. Then what
• 47:07
  are you doing, Erica Kirk, standing up there
• 47:09
  and leading a rally? You're such a, like, hypocrite.
• 47:12
  Oh, Lord. We really have gone into crazy territory.
• 47:17
  I'm signing with Brianna Chicken Fry. Happy hour.
• 47:22
  Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will
• 47:37
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 47:40
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 47:44
  poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you
• 47:48
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 47:51
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 47:55
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 48:00
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 48:02
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 48:05
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 48:08
  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 48:13
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. I bet you never
• 48:48
  had a place You're this real that compliments
• 48:50
  the way you dress And that'll take you to chief
• 48:53
  And since I never break a sweat, I'ma say what
• 48:56
  I feel You look good like steak and taters, that's
• 48:58
  my favorite meal I know that I can make you laugh
• 49:01
  if we conversate for a little I really don't
• 49:04
  wanna brag, but the way that I make you giggle
• 49:06
  I can tell you like my swag, cause what I say
• 49:08
  is official Girl, forget about my past, just
• 49:11
  let me stay in your mental Baby, you the man,
• 49:13
  it's me and you, it's two, that's a good match
• 49:16
  Lots of women on it Good rest, Miss Lady, you
• 49:20
  might think that I'm crazy But if I could ask
• 49:22
  to treat you for the night And show you what
• 49:24
  it's like to let me be your soul Blushing numbers
• 49:54
  even wonder can even see you in flames Damn,
• 49:57
  you hot for real, what's the deal? Can I chill
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  with you? Take you out on the town and cop a
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  real Richard Or even rub your feet, I'm playing
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  for key See, we can pop a bottle of wine and
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  spend some time on the beach Or you can occupy
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  my time and slow me down in the streets I'll
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  hold you down when you're feeling weak and eating
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  a freak Just let me know if you're ready for
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  my love tonight And if so, then let me be your
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  love tonight No one's louder than me See lingerie,
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  the way it's grippin' your hips And how you rubbin'
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  on my body while you lickin' your lips Watchin'
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  you strip out of your clothes and toes Like it's
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  a tip drill, the freaky things we do in the night
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  You know my lips seal, feel derision, feel for
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  fear, sexual desire As long as you keep it real
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  and stay down like four flat tiles What's the
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  deal? I still feel the need to make you smile
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  You never thought that I could break you down,
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  but that's how You got to smile while we ridin'
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  around Flirtin' with me, I'm flirtin' with you
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  Talkin' about I wanna cut somethin', I certainly
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  do I can imagine doin' some things that it's
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  too early to do And if you're with it, we can
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  keep this on Hey, slip some of this in to get
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  you in the zone But just enough to get you buzzed,
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  not tryin' to get you gone I know you can handle
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  your liquor and you think you're grown But I
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  need you on your A -game when I get you home
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  Don't let me Get to the crib, put on a show.
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  We can put on a show. Baby, it's friendly. Welcome
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  to DOOR IS CLOSING Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies
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  You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio. Oh,
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  now. Let's all consume together. Alcohol, coffee,
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  THC. Shrooms, whatever you got. Jelly beans,
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  whatever. A Wawa hoagie. Let's consume it together.
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  All right, I'm going to take a sip out of my
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  yeti cup of this coffee. Oh, Jason, that went
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  down the wrong pipe. It goes down the wrong pipe
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  a lot. Let me take another charge. Sounds like
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  a water pipe as they say at the smoke shops.
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  One real gulp for fun. That was cool how that
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  happened. Eight, five, six. God damn it. I was
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  so close to having a perfect break. Damn it.
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  That might be a reason why I've never been considered
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  to voice track a show. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's
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  it. 856 -494 -6773. Taylor Frankie Paul isn't
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  holding back on why she unfollowed Whitney Leavitt.
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  Oh yeah, just a bunch of morons unfollowing each
• 56:43
  other. The important news. After the Secret Lives
• 56:48
  of Mormon Wives star unfollowed her co -star
• 56:50
  on Instagram, she has a fiery response for when
• 56:53
  Whitney returns the favor. In her comments on
• 56:55
  a July 14th Instagram post, since she is leaving
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  for the 100th time, I'll give my last words about
• 57:01
  her. I stuck up for her since the hospital video.
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  Blah, blah, blah, blah. Life's so short, it cares.
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  Happy Hot Topic! Millie Bobby Brown is sharing
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  how one phone call flipped her whole world upside
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  down. Oh, yeah. It still freaks me out how grown
• 57:23
  up she is. Mm -hmm. How hot. I'm not going to
• 57:28
  lie. During an appearance on Jay Shetty's podcast.
• 57:31
  God, Jay Shetty's so wishy -washy. He just seems
• 57:34
  so fake. The Stranger Things alum reflects on
• 57:38
  the, quote, magical phone call that informed
• 57:40
  her that she and husband, Jake Bon Jovi, would
• 57:43
  be a family of three. I will never forget it.
• 57:46
  It was the most surreal. Whatever. It's surreal.
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  It's awesome. That's good. That's what we all
• 57:54
  root for. Happy Hot Topic! Kate Upton and Justin
• 58:00
  Berlander are making a rare red carpet appearance.
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  Oh, it's so cute. Oh, it's adorable! Oh, yeah!
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  I feel like 12 years ago, I should not have seen
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  them naked in those fappening pictures. Mm -hmm.
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  The family brought their two kids, Genevieve
• 58:16
  and Bellamy, to the... All right, so they brought
• 58:19
  the kids. That's good. What's going on here?
• 58:23
  Meghan Markle is celebrating the success of her
• 58:25
  Netflix lifestyle series With Love, Meghan. Wednesday,
• 58:38
  July 15th, the Duchess of Sussex shared her reaction
• 58:41
  on social media to the show being nominated for
• 58:43
  its first ever Daytime Emmy, which is also her
• 58:45
  first ever Emmy nomination. Wow, she gets an
• 58:48
  Emmy. Huge congratulations to the amazing crew,
• 58:52
  producers, and team. Wow, she's actually giving
• 58:55
  other people credit. I'll give her that. She
• 58:57
  never does that. Happy Hot Topic. You just announced
• 59:04
  you're having your third child. Congratulations.
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  Oh, yeah. I've been making a video with her.
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  It's freaking fun. Wait, wait, wait. How? How
• 59:17
  did you know? Because you're glowing. Oh, that's
• 59:19
  what it is. Because you're glowing. Shut up,
• 59:20
  Seth. You like penis as well. That's all a neck
• 59:23
  -up observation. Anne was stunning on Seth Meyers,
• 59:27
  showing off her growing baby bump in a custom
• 59:29
  bridal white Gap Studio gown designed by Zach
• 59:31
  Posen. All right, so she's wearing the outfit
• 59:34
  that everybody was going crazy for. What's going
• 59:40
  on here? Happy Hot Topic! My child lost their
• 59:48
  teeth, and I was like, can I have them? Kesha's
• 59:51
  getting candid about her interesting hobby. Well,
• 59:54
  yeah, we like Kesha. She's wild. During an appearance
• 59:58
  on Las Culturistas, the singer, who has been
• 1:00:01
  known to collect... Gosh, it's so raggedy. It's
• 1:00:03
  freaking hot. ...human teeth over the years,
• 1:00:06
  shares... You got a lot of cellulite in that
• 1:00:09
  body. ...inside into what led to the unusual
• 1:00:11
  fascination. The teeth suck. Started when I became
• 1:00:16
  obsessed with my fans and... Here comes the fake
• 1:00:23
  laughs. Then someone told you, I know a podcast.
• 1:00:28
  If you're a podcast and you're on a couch, you
• 1:00:31
  gotta laugh like... One was like, my child lost
• 1:00:37
  their teeth. And I was like, can I have them?
• 1:00:40
  Because I want to make jewelry out of it. Then
• 1:00:42
  I made... A necklace and an earring. And then
• 1:00:46
  I made a pearl necklace. Whatever. Good for you.
• 1:00:50
  I'm glad it's all working out for you. Happy
• 1:00:53
  Hot Topic. This morning, fast food giant Taco
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  Bell says it's voluntarily removing some ingredients
• 1:01:01
  from select restaurants. Yeah, it's going to
• 1:01:04
  explode. as a precautionary measure amid the
• 1:01:08
  growing outbreak of an intestinal parasitic infection.
• 1:01:12
  That's just their food in general. I am not a
• 1:01:15
  Taco Bell guy. I've never gone. I'm not a guy
• 1:01:17
  that's like, there's some people that are weird
• 1:01:20
  about going to the bathroom. They almost take
• 1:01:22
  pride. I don't want to think about it. I'm kind
• 1:01:24
  of a girl in that way. I don't want to think
• 1:01:26
  about it. I don't want to talk about it. When
• 1:01:29
  you eat Taco Bell, you kind of have to address
• 1:01:30
  it. in the u .s taco bell telling abc news in
• 1:01:34
  a statement the health and safety of our guests
• 1:01:37
  is our top priority i'm sure public health officials
• 1:01:40
  have not confirmed a link to taco bell or any
• 1:01:44
  specific ingredient supplier restaurant or retailer
• 1:01:47
  adding we will continue to closely monitor the
• 1:01:50
  situation there are currently 1645 confirmed
• 1:01:54
  cases of this intestinal all right whatever who
• 1:01:57
  cares What should we do here? Let's do this.
• 1:02:14
  You're 55. That is a nice number until NFL kickoff,
• 1:02:20
  which means that the summer is getting shorter.
• 1:02:23
  That's sad. But it also means that every Sunday
• 1:02:27
  we'll have something to root for. And then before
• 1:02:31
  you know it, it'll be 2027. And we'll be seeing
• 1:02:35
  what the hell happened today. We got some NFL
• 1:02:40
  news here. First, we'll talk about Timothee Chalamet
• 1:02:44
  getting along with the Dallas cheerleaders. And
• 1:02:47
  then a more serious discussion about that douchebag,
• 1:02:50
  Stephon Diggs. But first, call the show. 856
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  -A -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
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  at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email
• 1:03:04
  me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. But first...
• 1:03:08
  Let's let this play out. Happy Hot Topic! Yo,
• 1:03:25
  nice to meet you guys. So nice to meet you. I'm
• 1:03:28
  starstruck. No, he's not just a fan of the world
• 1:03:31
  champ New York Knicks. Hi, Jace. Let's go! Let's
• 1:03:48
  go. Oh, Jason. Timothy Chalamet proving he can
• 1:03:52
  do it. Man, he is just walking PDE, man. Both
• 1:03:56
  as he freaks out during this chance run -in with
• 1:03:59
  the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Ah, he is smitten.
• 1:04:04
  He's like, crap, do I cheat on her? The World
• 1:04:06
  Cup semifinal match in Texas on Tuesday. So that's
• 1:04:11
  where he was. I didn't know. What's going on
• 1:04:12
  with Stephon Diggs? Stephon Diggs is slamming
• 1:04:16
  the man, suing him for alleged sexual assault.
• 1:04:19
  Yeah, it's hard to believe. He denies whipping
• 1:04:23
  out his penis while they were hanging out. Oh,
• 1:04:25
  yeah, let me show you my dick. What the hell?
• 1:04:27
  So here's what's going on. Stephon called out
• 1:04:29
  Christopher Griffith as they continue their back
• 1:04:31
  and forth in court, saying Christopher's claims
• 1:04:33
  about Stephon's penis is completely false and
• 1:04:35
  defamatory. As we've reported, Stephon sued Chris
• 1:04:39
  for spreading alleged lies about him, and Christopher
• 1:04:42
  counted... saw on may 22nd 2023 all right so
• 1:04:47
  just to find things first another year it's who
• 1:04:51
  we should oh spider to be like all right i think
• 1:04:56
  it's time for happy soaps Ryan Hoppy on the mic,
• 1:05:05
  breaking down the scenes. NBA drama, living out
• 1:05:09
  the dreams. Fans wives wild, stories about the
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  queens. Dropping dollars, bombs all in on the
• 1:05:14
  schemes. Hoppy's booze, man, he knows it all.
• 1:05:17
  And we're also 93 days away from Saturday at
• 1:05:23
  Carver 17th. Until the NBA comes back. Man, it
• 1:05:30
  does not seem like that's that far away. I cannot
• 1:05:33
  believe we're already close to July. I mean August.
• 1:05:37
  You know what I mean? What's going on here? I
• 1:05:44
  know about crazy exes. But it was pretty funny.
• 1:05:57
  It was all lighthearted. It's the Knicks' Tyler
• 1:06:01
  Kolek talking about getting stopped by the cops.
• 1:06:03
  Expected fashion icon for the Knicks. Is that
• 1:06:05
  something that you went into this season thinking
• 1:06:07
  about? Or did the fans kind of get you there?
• 1:06:09
  How did that come? Yeah, I feel like it's just
• 1:06:11
  natural. It's organic. Obviously, I'm focused
• 1:06:13
  on basketball. That's number one. But I got to
• 1:06:16
  look kind of fly. Over there in New York. Just
• 1:06:19
  to get in a different lane, have a little bit
• 1:06:21
  of fun with it. You know, have fun on the court.
• 1:06:23
  You got to have fun off the court, too. Tell
• 1:06:24
  that 100%. Are you styling yourself? Do you have
• 1:06:27
  a stylist? Like, who's doing that? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:30
  Other shows are talking about X's and O's of
• 1:06:32
  basketball. Here we're talking about X's, O's,
• 1:06:35
  and haircuts. I definitely have a stylist, Olivier
• 1:06:37
  Rogers. He's got his own brand, Olivier. His
• 1:06:40
  new collection's coming out in September, so
• 1:06:42
  you got to check it out. Ah, we should have checked
• 1:06:44
  it out. Mm -hmm. All right. It's time for Diddy
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  News. The room gold in your neck, but the lock
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  does boom Talk real loud and you move real slick
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  Big on the camera, small on the grip You love
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  that mirror, love that pose Love that yes man
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  circle that follows close But the whole damn
• 1:07:27
  vibe gets thin and stale When the green is fake
• 1:07:29
  and the stories fail Hands up high, let the truth
• 1:07:32
  get through The whole club knows what you do
• 1:07:34
  You point, they fold, you call that power But
• 1:07:36
  the floor stays cold in the final hour, hour,
• 1:07:38
  hour Can't hide it when the bass goes boom Yeah,
• 1:08:09
  yeah, you love the flash, you love the flex But
• 1:08:11
  you leave a mess when you chase respect All that
• 1:08:14
  noise in the same old line Smoke, big talk, no
• 1:08:16
  spine I've seen that type, I know that face All
• 1:08:19
  your way in and you leave a trace But the joke
• 1:08:21
  don't land when the crowd won't cheer And the
• 1:08:23
  truth gets louder every year High, let the truth
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  get through The whole club knows what you do
• 1:08:28
  You point, they fold, you call that power Can't
• 1:08:55
  hide it when the bass goes You can flash that
• 1:09:05
  smile You can strike that pose Still the cracks
• 1:09:08
  show up In the afterglow Fake it big, fake it
• 1:09:13
  bright Still can't outrun the heat tonight Oh
• 1:09:18
  yeah Turn it up and say it too. All right, it's
• 1:09:46
  done. Happy Hot Topic. Sean Diddy Combs is making
• 1:09:53
  moves from behind bars. As the rapper continues
• 1:09:56
  serving his four -year prison sentence, one of
• 1:10:00
  his Miami mansions has officially sold. According
• 1:10:03
  to multiple outlets, the Star Island property
• 1:10:05
  fetched $55 million. Ah, gutty, gutty gumdrops.
• 1:10:10
  So he gets more money! Nah, it's terrible news.
• 1:10:18
  Yeah! Yeah! It's time for Taylor Swift news.
• 1:10:23
  You keep a list so long of every name you broke.
• 1:10:28
  Wire. Shut up, Ed. You turn your tears to headlines
• 1:10:32
  and you watch the whole thing flow. Always the
• 1:10:39
  victim post. Always the perfect face. You sign
• 1:10:46
  that little paper and you leave no bullet. Alright,
• 1:11:19
  alright The Irish talk show host telling all
• 1:11:38
  in an interview with British GQ. Yeah, he gets
• 1:11:41
  some better guests than like Howard Stern. It's
• 1:11:43
  crazy. East of July 12th, where he explains the
• 1:11:46
  fate of Ophelia Singer's appearance on the Graham
• 1:11:48
  Norton show in October of 2025 was, quote, a
• 1:11:51
  very last minute booking. All right. Let's see
• 1:11:58
  here. Do I feel like ranting and defending Kratom
• 1:12:02
  right now? Or do I want to go to break? Do I
• 1:12:05
  feel like defending Kratom right now? Oh, let's
• 1:12:08
  do it. A legal product sold at gas stations and
• 1:12:15
  smoke shops across the country acts like an opioid.
• 1:12:18
  Here's the freaking thing. There's two types
• 1:12:21
  of Kratom. There's the 708, which is the synthetic
• 1:12:25
  that everyone agrees should be illegal. And then
• 1:12:29
  there's the powder and the seltzers that help
• 1:12:31
  people. If it's what they want to consume, let
• 1:12:34
  them. But the problem is the news does these
• 1:12:37
  big words like legal opioid, gas station heroin.
• 1:12:43
  Shut up. And federal regulators say it can be
• 1:12:46
  up to 13 times stronger than morphine. Hell yeah,
• 1:12:51
  let's party. And it's also popular with kids.
• 1:12:55
  Oh yeah, and they got all the frickin' drugs.
• 1:12:59
  Nah. It's pretty much 27 -year -old, millennial,
• 1:13:02
  Gen Z, people doing Calvin Kratom, you morons.
• 1:13:06
  Mm -hmm. Your health correspondent, Monica Robbins,
• 1:13:09
  explains why doctors are sounding the alarm.
• 1:13:13
  It's called 7 -hydroxymitragynine. All right,
• 1:13:16
  as long as you complain about that and none of
• 1:13:19
  the other ones, that's fine. But the problem
• 1:13:23
  is people see the word Kratom and then they start
• 1:13:26
  thinking it's all Kratom. But it's just a 7 -hydroxy.
• 1:13:29
  Pan the 7 -hydroxy and call it a day. Known on
• 1:13:33
  the street as 7 -0 or 7 -hydroxy. Oh, yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:36
  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the street. It's one
• 1:13:39
  compound found in the kratom plant, a tree from
• 1:13:42
  Southeast Asia that people have used for thousands
• 1:13:45
  of years. But what sells today isn't the plant.
• 1:13:48
  Walk into any store or gas station that's selling.
• 1:13:51
  Yeah, you're a nerd, I'm sure. I'm sure the stuff
• 1:13:54
  in kratom is total. I'm sure there's stuff in
• 1:13:57
  the alcohol and cigarettes because the big pharma's
• 1:14:00
  not making money off of it. Shut up with your
• 1:14:03
  fake moral policeness. uh, what they will call
• 1:14:07
  create a Mac extract in the year 2026. What you'll
• 1:14:10
  probably find is that that is actually purified
• 1:14:14
  seven Oh H made in a laboratory. Meaning man,
• 1:14:16
  you're making it sound fun. It's like when dare
• 1:14:20
  used to talk to your class and be like, do you,
• 1:14:22
  do you want to like fuel out of it? And not like
• 1:14:25
  your total self and relaxed kids don't do drugs.
• 1:14:28
  And everyone's like, Oh, we should probably do
• 1:14:29
  drugs. It's time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
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  .com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:14:48
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:14:52
  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate,
• 1:14:58
  and you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:15:01
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:15:04
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:15:10
  was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel
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  like listening to this next song, you can skip
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  6 million's what it cost them To put back together
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  that cat Steve Austin Not to far back as Bionic
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  Over 6 million tracks With 10 million topics.
• 1:15:58
  I'm fiber optic, crystal clear with my projection.
• 1:16:00
  Whack them C's, get clothesline when they walk
• 1:16:02
  across my intersection. They need protection,
• 1:16:05
  some guidance, some right direction. A job center
• 1:16:07
  with application for a new profession. Never
• 1:16:10
  set for nothing less. I play contests and set
• 1:16:13
  shots for paydays. In strange ways, life twists
• 1:16:16
  and turns. Word to gangsta, in this business,
• 1:16:19
  it's really hard to earn. I format attacks, new
• 1:16:21
  knack technique. Speak with a passion on wax
• 1:16:24
  and taping. Mad niggas front for paper And switch
• 1:16:28
  like a bitch, in and out Like a frog spader All
• 1:16:31
  I know is how to rock shit They say the hotter
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  the MC, the hotter the spot It's the coming of
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  the Vianney The far I hear the lock shit It's
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  the coming of the Vianney The far I hear the
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  lock shit It's the coming of the Vianney So lyrics
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  on deck like Tash, pocket full of cash, ready
• 1:16:56
  to bounce, roll and splash. Sita and Hash, pro
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  tour in the mask. Just grab the mic, flex my
• 1:17:02
  wrist, and hit like Stambrus. Handle this, make
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  you believe like an evangelist. That rhythm see
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  the coming, to reclaim Los Angeles. And hence
• 1:17:09
  I stand a chance to finally get my time to shine.
• 1:17:12
  In the golden state, lights free while out the
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  hat. This beat is hot, and make me laugh like
• 1:17:16
  astronaut. Make Heru set that shit for my peoples
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  when we blow spots. Four, three, two. It's the
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  coming of the Bayani Before I hit a lock shit,
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  it's the coming Seeds get damaged like civilized
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  societies. Sharp lyrics cut deep wounds. These
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  niggas need bandages. They can't handle this
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  Los Angeles relentless pressure. Full court,
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  measure for measure. I'm like Patino, a game
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  plan can't be no. Every verse starts with defense
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  first, like a casino. Every minute, every hour,
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  I use brain power. For Mr. Space Shuttle Challenger,
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  I devour. I tower like Icon. Bust all verses
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  like rifles Bust all bullets through flesh Unless
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  you're wearing a vest And even then I still enter
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  The human form of a splinter The summer, fall,
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  spring, and winter Liquid crew, member, member
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  Champion, contender Holy like the month of December
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  The live prototype, yeah It's the coming Of the
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  bionic Before I hit a lock It's the coming Of
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  the bionic Before I hit a lock It's the coming
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  Lock shit, it's the coming of the bionic Before
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  I hit a lock shit, it's the coming of the bionic
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  Before I hit a lock shit, it's the coming of
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  shit, lock shit I got it. Tell me about it. One
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  time I heard this on the old mixtape of Stretch.
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  Jim Bobito. Out of New York City. I was like,
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  I gotta play this on my show. So I did. I did.
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  I did. Beat drop. Aight. Aight, right? Is that
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  the plan? Aight. Oh, sure. I got it. I could
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  do this all day. But, we're not going to. Okay,
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  cool. Whatever. Welcome to Happy Hour Show. DOOR
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  IS CLOSING Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and
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  He's the voice of the FM fizz. I see news here
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  that, brr, brr. Evidence, Rhode Island legends,
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  Paul Fuller and L. Michaels. Malukas, DePaul
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  and Elshall will retire after 36 years. A bunch
• 1:22:45
  of legends. And then... Speaking of this, a complicated
• 1:22:53
  legend right here. Let's go! I would like to
• 1:22:58
  quit at some point. Because ultimately, even
• 1:23:00
  though work looks like fun, it's still work.
• 1:23:02
  I started reflecting on the beginning of my career.
• 1:23:05
  And I went, wow, look what it turned into. This
• 1:23:07
  is from 2014, by the way. Blown away by it. The
• 1:23:10
  Shock Jock is reportedly cutting back to just
• 1:23:12
  one new show a week. Yeah, he's become a podcast.
• 1:23:17
  I grew up listening to him. But his whole time
• 1:23:20
  since 06, he turned into what he hated. After
• 1:23:25
  Labor Day, about a dozen staffers have been laid
• 1:23:27
  off and the rest of the week of shows is expected
• 1:23:30
  to rely on Howard's massive archive. Ah, the
• 1:23:33
  one that they keep clean where they don't play
• 1:23:35
  any of the good stuff. That archive. So is the
• 1:23:39
  king of all media quietly fading out? I keep
• 1:23:42
  planning it all the time. And this is from like
• 1:23:44
  12 years ago, so it's deceiving. And they suck
• 1:23:47
  me back in because management knows that black
• 1:23:50
  hole inside of me. They know that I can't stop
• 1:23:53
  doing this thing. Last December, Howard re -signed,
• 1:23:56
  getting estimated $100 million over the next
• 1:23:59
  three years. Yeah, but it also includes a budget.
• 1:24:03
  He made his money and he made his mark. Whatever.
• 1:24:07
  Whatever. Time to talk about my guitar, Robin.
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  Yeah. go live. Tampa Bay News is the place we
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  and the news we make Happy Hot Topic! The Pinellas
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  County Sheriff's Office says they recently seized
• 1:26:09
  $2 .1 million in cocaine and Hell yeah! Sheriff
• 1:26:14
  me, some officer. I'm kidding. Ah, juice. The
• 1:26:18
  Pinellas County Sheriff's Office says they recently
• 1:26:20
  seized $2 .1 million in cocaine in what they
• 1:26:24
  describe as a huge drug bust. I can imagine.
• 1:26:28
  A $2 million drug bust being big? No way! He
• 1:26:33
  joins us live. He's at the Pinellas County Sheriff's
• 1:26:35
  Office with details. Grant. Stacey, Pinellas
• 1:26:39
  County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri says they took down
• 1:26:42
  a full -scale operation. At the center of it
• 1:26:44
  all, Daniel Pinellas, who Gualtieri says they've
• 1:26:47
  had their eyes on for a few years. Pinellas County
• 1:26:50
  Sheriff Bob Gualtieri says a recent cocaine bust
• 1:26:53
  this past Saturday night was one for the books.
• 1:26:56
  They're showing all the bricks on the table.
• 1:27:01
  Just a historical seizure. I've never seen anything
• 1:27:03
  like it come from one person. All this cocaine
• 1:27:07
  in those duffel bags, again, 60 kilograms of
• 1:27:09
  cocaine is basically off the charts. At the center
• 1:27:12
  of it all is 35 -year -old Daniel Pinellas, described
• 1:27:14
  by Gualtieri as the head of the organization.
• 1:27:24
  The sheriff says his arrest has been years in
• 1:27:26
  the making. We first received information that
• 1:27:28
  he was a major distributor. And we also have
• 1:27:31
  a quote from one of the officers that arrested
• 1:27:32
  him. Yeah, there's the quote. Anything else?
• 1:27:43
  What happens, it's no secret, is that we arrest
• 1:27:46
  people and we get information from people. That's
• 1:27:48
  how it works. All right, there you go. Don't
• 1:27:52
  want to be, you know. The hunt is on tonight
• 1:27:56
  for the vandals who were caught on camera causing
• 1:27:58
  nearly $100 ,000 in damage to a loser. Luxury
• 1:28:04
  condominium complex. This looks like a bunch
• 1:28:06
  of just deadbeat mons. This is in St. Pete. Try
• 1:28:09
  this in a Celtic morning. You so funny. The vandalism
• 1:28:12
  happened Saturday night at the residences at
• 1:28:14
  400 Central Avenue. Yeah, it's like we're here
• 1:28:17
  in the middle of a nice area, but almost in the
• 1:28:20
  hood. So you got someone in the hood, people
• 1:28:22
  lingering. News Channel 8's Eden Hodges has the
• 1:28:25
  latest on the search for these suspects. The
• 1:28:28
  front of this building now wearing scars after
• 1:28:31
  St. Pete police say two men carried out a violent
• 1:28:34
  act that'll have a hefty price tag. Oh, jeez.
• 1:28:38
  $96 ,000. That's the estimated cost of damage
• 1:28:42
  left on one of St. Pete's largest residential
• 1:28:45
  buildings. A lot of cameras in the downtown area.
• 1:28:50
  You know, I say. And we are watching. And we're
• 1:28:54
  seeing on surveillance video. Losers! Talking
• 1:28:59
  by when one of them stops to rip up the building's
• 1:29:01
  lighting and use a baseball pitch to throw the
• 1:29:04
  light at the windows of the 400 Central Building.
• 1:29:07
  If there was a way to describe the Tampa Bay
• 1:29:09
  area and its people, it's that story. The days
• 1:29:13
  are springing forward, falling back, maybe numbered.
• 1:29:16
  The Senate is now taking up that measure to make
• 1:29:18
  daylight saving time permanent. Yeah, just leave
• 1:29:21
  it. The clocks we follow from March to November
• 1:29:24
  would be in place year round. Hell yeah! Let's
• 1:29:27
  do it! The problem is you're going to have that
• 1:29:29
  one dumb boomer that's like, no. The Farmers.
• 1:29:34
  Shut up. Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and
• 1:29:41
  the Bulls stand tall. Whatever. Yeah. Bam. Six.
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  Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these mics. All
• 1:29:56
  in ten heights, now the cynic is tight. From
• 1:29:59
  the berms to the block, that's a hell of a hike.
• 1:30:01
  Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He
• 1:30:04
  got callers on the line, trying to break they
• 1:30:06
  news. From the side to the sticks, they relate
• 1:30:09
  to the views. Every segment like a story from
• 1:30:11
  the avenue. Tell them slick, then shake their
• 1:30:15
  attitude. This that Chicago news. Hop it out
• 1:30:20
  and let them choose. From the heights to the
• 1:30:22
  moon, what it do? Oh, it's gone out with R. Kelly.
• 1:30:44
  Oh, I should probably see where's the sound coming
• 1:30:49
  from? Oh, it's muted. You have learned disgraced
• 1:30:54
  R &B star R. Kelly has now formally asked President
• 1:30:57
  Trump to commute his 30 -year sentence for sexual
• 1:31:01
  misconduct convictions. Yeah, let's see if that
• 1:31:04
  happens. Mm -hmm. We have some breaking news
• 1:31:07
  now just into our newsroom. It shows moments
• 1:31:10
  after thieves smashed a car into this BP gas
• 1:31:13
  station near Marquette and Stony Island. Yeah,
• 1:31:16
  it's gonna be awkward when you crash the car.
• 1:31:19
  Mm -hmm. No, yeah, not that. They did not get
• 1:31:22
  away with the ATM, but you can see the building's
• 1:31:25
  heavily damaged. That sucks. Mayor Brandon Johnson
• 1:31:29
  still hasn't said whether he'll seek re -election,
• 1:31:31
  but a new poll suggests a majority of Chicagoans
• 1:31:34
  don't want him to. Because he sucks! Every time
• 1:31:39
  you think you have the worst mayor ever, the
• 1:31:41
  next one's even worse for Chicago. The same could
• 1:31:46
  be said about this city. All right, I'm here.
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  That being Cleveland. Where the vibes Midwest
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  but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where
• 1:32:22
  the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
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  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no drop Hoppy
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  every segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From
• 1:32:58
  the flats to the heights, stories combined. I'm
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  moving on by the done, refined. Cuyahoga County
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  is promising changes after a state inspection
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  found the jail failed to meet state standards
• 1:33:25
  in handling a medical emergency that ended with
• 1:33:29
  a woman's death last year. Yeah, I can imagine
• 1:33:32
  being in jail in Ohio is not great. Good evening.
• 1:33:35
  Thanks for being with us. I'm Rob Powers. Tonight,
• 1:33:37
  businesses in Cleveland are hurting after power
• 1:33:40
  outages cost them thousands of dollars in lost
• 1:33:42
  business and supplies. They want to know who's
• 1:33:46
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• 1:33:49
  not get the money back. Also, that's what you
• 1:33:51
  get for living in Cleveland. Mm -hmm. They used
• 1:34:30
  the R word here. We think this is hard. It could
• 1:34:32
  be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.
• 1:34:37
  We're not Detroit. Keep people from looking at
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  their own lives and realizing how bad they've
• 1:34:42
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• 1:34:50
  every Sunday, you might realize I live in Cleveland.
• 1:35:01
  Did I used to eat babies in a former life, you
• 1:35:04
  know? And then you look around at your tiny little
• 1:35:06
  house that you can't afford because of the mortgage
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  crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
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  then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife
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  and she waddles towards you with her front butt
• 1:35:19
  going out over the top of her ass and washed
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• 1:35:24
  and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right?
• 1:35:26
  Yeah. that you said about Cleveland? I didn't
• 1:35:34
  know that at all. You like it? You think Cleveland's
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  cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm
• 1:35:41
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  it was so good about Cleveland. Whether you're
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  you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or
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  If your Sasquatch rules are different. Forget
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• 1:37:28
  I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six
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  beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
• 1:37:34
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! in four scientific
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  disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
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  You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.
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  you race from down hell down to the library.
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  Yeah, you know I do. You're going slow and you
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  And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's
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  and you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  Now wear my hat, hat, hat Now wear my shirt,
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  haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental
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  patient, I floss like a dentist patient This
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  the bomb I'm a hood star, and I'm partin' like
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