Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / COLD CUTS: Big Brain Mogey
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- 0:01Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Hold Ich Hives there on the radio, hold Kye Big
- 0:09Speaker 2: Show this Monday evening. The time is twenty five minutes
- 0:12Speaker 2: to seven o'clock. Let's give out some advice. Fellows sixty.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.
- 0:25Speaker 4: That's right me. Petty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
- 0:28Speaker 4: Get in touch. If you need advice on anything, you
- 0:30Speaker 4: get a prize if you read it out. Yeah, man,
- 0:32Speaker 4: worth doing anything you want to yell.
- 0:35Speaker 3: I feel I don't know if there's any rules around this,
- 0:37Speaker 3: but once he's spoken, I feel like you can't then
- 0:39Speaker 3: just chuck it in any week, can you? You can't
- 0:41Speaker 3: yell at yeah now yeah yeah.
- 0:44Speaker 4: Yeah, so if you just roundly yell with the Fellers.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 0:48Speaker 5: On your throbber this one, yeah, okay, fair enough to
- 0:52Speaker 5: all right, here we go.
- 0:54Speaker 4: This one comes from a guy called about Jase. Just
- 1:01Speaker 4: couldn't have yourself, could yet?
- 1:03Speaker 3: God? That's shocking. It's only Monday's bagging out the throubble already?
- 1:07Speaker 3: Can I have a big D on the drubber.
- 1:09Speaker 4: It's a little D. Remember you're disqualified anyway. That's when
- 1:12Speaker 4: it comes from Anonymous who anonymous god?
- 1:16Speaker 2: He writes in every week, isn't he.
- 1:20Speaker 3: I need to get his ship to you here? I reckon,
- 1:22Speaker 3: he's got so many problems.
- 1:23Speaker 4: Man, how's it taking us this long to make that joke?
- 1:28Speaker 3: Because it was such low.
- 1:32Speaker 4: Jason's down there gobbling it up anyway, Anonymous rights gooda failers.
- 1:40Speaker 4: I'm seven months into a solo motorbike trip from India
- 1:44Speaker 4: to the UK, finishing in December. Sounds like you and MacGregor.
- 1:49Speaker 4: I'm doing it tough as I keep accidentally shitting myself.
- 1:51Speaker 3: On the bike. Don't worry about it.
- 1:53Speaker 4: Any advice for a backbone listener? She is, now, I've
- 1:57Speaker 4: never been to India, but I know that is a
- 1:59Speaker 4: thing that does happen to you. Do you say he's
- 2:03Speaker 4: going from India to UK, from India to the UK.
- 2:06Speaker 3: But we don't know where he is exactly at this moment? No, right,
- 2:10Speaker 3: So he's just somewhere on the road in between India
- 2:12Speaker 3: and England shipping himself.
- 2:13Speaker 4: And he sent me some photos of him and you know,
- 2:15Speaker 4: various places, which is pretty cool.
- 2:18Speaker 3: Look at that.
- 2:18Speaker 4: You're down on all fours, yeah, hold out in that one.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Wow, that sort of a motorcycle is.
- 2:24Speaker 4: That it's a it's a Royal in field interceptor.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Wow, I like a Royal infield key.
- 2:30Speaker 4: The actually made in India, now, are they?
- 2:32Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 2:33Speaker 2: Wow, it's a nice modification they've done on that one too.
- 2:36Speaker 3: What is it?
- 2:36Speaker 4: You can't even see the photos?
- 2:37Speaker 3: What are you talking about? So he's dumping in his pants? Yeah,
- 2:41Speaker 3: I don't know. Man. What I do is when I
- 2:43Speaker 3: need to go to the toilet, I stop. Like if
- 2:45Speaker 3: I'm in a car, for example, and I need to
- 2:47Speaker 3: go to the toilet, jay, so you'd probably be the same,
- 2:49Speaker 3: and I need to do a poo, Then I stopped
- 2:50Speaker 3: the car, and I find a toilet and I go
- 2:52Speaker 3: in the toilet.
- 2:53Speaker 4: But the issue is Mogan. It's a very very very
- 2:55Speaker 4: good point. And I hadn't thought of that. But some
- 2:59Speaker 4: of the places he's riding there aren't toilets.
- 3:01Speaker 3: But would you not go on the road as opposed
- 3:03Speaker 3: to in your pants but on the road?
- 3:05Speaker 4: Yeah, but you look at me discussed on the road.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I'll probably go on the side of the road. Yeah,
- 3:13Speaker 3: you'd find a bush or a discrete area, yeah, I mean,
- 3:16Speaker 3: there's no more discrete area than in your pants and
- 3:20Speaker 3: until you get into a diner.
- 3:22Speaker 4: A diner or a restaurant.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Ja.
- 3:25Speaker 4: So do they have diners in India?
- 3:27Speaker 3: Yes, they do. We don't know he's in India. We
- 3:30Speaker 3: know he's on his way. He could be in London.
- 3:32Speaker 3: He's going to London the other way around. Okay, but
- 3:35Speaker 3: then he's probably not an India.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Right, he's probably coast to London.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Now, he's probably in London.
- 3:41Speaker 2: Yeah, there's probably everywhere.
- 3:43Speaker 4: It's scheduled to finish in December. He'll get to London.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Got there?
- 3:47Speaker 4: Really, Well, he's not there. We don't know where he.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Okay, must be his modified new bike.
- 3:52Speaker 4: Yeah, what brand was it again?
- 3:53Speaker 3: Jason? That one.
- 3:56Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show week days from four on
- 3:59Speaker 1: Radio No.
- 4:01Speaker 2: More there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
- 4:04Speaker 2: The time is five thirty nine.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Fellas, I've got a bone to beg I got a
- 4:10Speaker 3: bone a bit so last night we went along to
- 4:14Speaker 3: Ingle Blit Hunger Bluck.
- 4:15Speaker 4: It's engle Bert Humper dank and not Engle bird shit
- 4:18Speaker 4: crispadank either.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Stop texting that another one of the greats. Another one
- 4:22Speaker 3: of the greats. Now the reason why we went I
- 4:24Speaker 3: think it's safe to say, Jason, you tell me if
- 4:26Speaker 3: I'm wrong. If it wasn't for Kezy, none of us
- 4:28Speaker 3: would have gone to this true. You know, I had
- 4:31Speaker 3: no interest in it whatsoever. But when long we had
- 4:34Speaker 3: out dinner, we got all dress up, Keezy is absolutely
- 4:37Speaker 3: frothing it on theater. Support my bad. We go out,
- 4:39Speaker 3: we're having a lovely time. Now we're sitting there waiting
- 4:41Speaker 3: for him to come on ol ngle Bert, and I think, well,
- 4:43Speaker 3: how long is this going to take? And then I
- 4:47Speaker 3: was talking to my wife and all of a sudden
- 4:49Speaker 3: I was sort of overtaken by this need to start
- 4:52Speaker 3: changing his name. I did that a couple of times.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Then I got into a conversation with old Kezy and
- 4:56Speaker 3: Pagsan and this is the audio. We can see the
- 4:58Speaker 3: full video at the Hodekeep Show Instagram page.
- 5:02Speaker 6: Le chart dangle and bat and go beat and go
- 5:10Speaker 6: beat and go beat and go beat.
- 5:13Speaker 3: They go back there, you go back. Now, what it
- 5:16Speaker 3: sounds like there is that me and Keith, me and
- 5:19Speaker 3: Pugs and start a We started chant but what actually
- 5:27Speaker 3: ends up happening is the whole place starts chanting and clapping.
- 5:32Speaker 3: We certainly not the whole half the audience couldn't hear it,
- 5:34Speaker 3: but certainly a lot more than it sounds like in
- 5:36Speaker 3: that video. And the band were absolutely thrilled. The band
- 5:41Speaker 3: would chanting they had. The band were absolutely over because
- 5:44Speaker 3: you'd have to say, and all of the tours they've done,
- 5:48Speaker 3: the audience would never have started chanting Englebert, Engelbert, Englebert. No,
- 5:52Speaker 3: so they were. They were over the moon. Then they started.
- 5:54Speaker 3: They were throwing their arms up in the Yeah. Yes,
- 5:57Speaker 3: they were absolutely over the moon. You can imagine Englebert
- 6:01Speaker 3: would have been absolutely over the moon that his name
- 6:04Speaker 3: has been chanted on the other side of the world. Thrilled. Now,
- 6:07Speaker 3: what you can't tell by the audio is that I
- 6:09Speaker 3: get up on my feet. I'm so into it. I'm
- 6:11Speaker 3: chanting Anglebert. I'm on my feet. Now, what I'm thinking
- 6:14Speaker 3: in my head is the whole crowd's going to follow me,
- 6:17Speaker 3: the whole crowd. But in order for the crowd to
- 6:18Speaker 3: follow me, first, I need a friend to support me.
- 6:22Speaker 3: And I'm thinking, given, Keyesy is the reason why I'm there.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Keyzy is going to be the first one to his feet.
- 6:26Speaker 3: And now I'm ingleberting, I'm up on my feet. I'm clapping.
- 6:28Speaker 3: I look over to Kesey and he is glued to
- 6:32Speaker 3: his chair. And you left me to hang You hung
- 6:35Speaker 3: me out to dry last night.
- 6:36Speaker 4: Man, I left you, well I did, and like part
- 6:39Speaker 4: of me was like this is disrespectful. For some reason,
- 6:43Speaker 4: my brain was like, this is disrespectful. I don't know why.
- 6:46Speaker 4: You're right, Engelbert probably did love it, and in fact
- 6:49Speaker 4: the band started, he came out. Yeah, just as that
- 6:52Speaker 4: chant finished.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Can I just say on that front, I was chanting
- 6:55Speaker 2: with you, Mogi, but I didn't actually see you get
- 6:58Speaker 2: up because I couldn't see pass.
- 7:00Speaker 4: Kesey's Hong Kore cool.
- 7:05Speaker 3: So yeah, I just sort of want to know what
- 7:07Speaker 3: the gats is man, Like we've supported you. I supported
- 7:09Speaker 3: you by going along and then I get up there,
- 7:11Speaker 3: I'm on my feet, it's alone, and you're hang me
- 7:17Speaker 3: out to dry.
- 7:18Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry, man, not good enough. Kezy, Well, it's
- 7:20Speaker 4: just I also just like I was like Moogie's playing
- 7:23Speaker 4: silly buggers when this is a big night for Kezy.
- 7:25Speaker 4: It's silly buggers, I know, but like looking back now,
- 7:28Speaker 4: it wasn't silly buggers. Everyone was loving it. People around
- 7:31Speaker 4: you started clapping. I should have got up, but I
- 7:32Speaker 4: froze because it was my big night, and I was like,
- 7:35Speaker 4: oh my goodness, I don't want to have an embarrassing moment,
- 7:38Speaker 4: you know, attached to this big night. But the videos
- 7:41Speaker 4: on the Hodacky Big Show Instagram, and there's a lot
- 7:43Speaker 4: of comments on them, most of them from you, like
- 7:46Speaker 4: this one here you abandoned me, Keezy.
- 7:48Speaker 3: Yeah, well you did. I felt abandoned totally on an island.
- 7:53Speaker 3: Thank you. I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the
- 7:55Speaker 3: show because I just thought that this relationship has really
- 7:58Speaker 3: revealed itself.
- 8:00Speaker 4: This one here, I got cramped from my toes, curling
- 8:02Speaker 4: so bad. That's from another listener, and I agree.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Yeah, people, it was embarrassing that I was left all
- 8:08Speaker 3: alone by my friends doing a standing ovation to encourage
- 8:12Speaker 3: a guy to come out on stage that I don't
- 8:14Speaker 3: even care about, but I only care about because of Kezy.
- 8:17Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought you were taking the purse. A lot
- 8:20Speaker 4: of comments about sicken hand embarrassment, someone suggesting we should
- 8:24Speaker 4: start a new segment called What's on the leave Mogi
- 8:26Speaker 4: hanging with Me Kesey, which is obviously stupid and we'd
- 8:29Speaker 4: never do that.
- 8:31Speaker 3: That sounds pretty good, No, what about you know, see
- 8:35Speaker 3: this here as well. You pinned me up against the
- 8:37Speaker 3: wall and screwed me, Kezy.
- 8:38Speaker 4: That was from Mike Minogue. There was another one of yours.
- 8:41Speaker 3: What about this one? He got on all fours and
- 8:43Speaker 3: looked over his shoulder at.
- 8:44Speaker 4: Meuse you again stopped commenting on our posts and Jayce
- 8:48Speaker 4: stops still laughing at the whole ka jokes from like
- 8:50Speaker 4: two minutes ago. Here's Pecksy's.
- 8:56Speaker 1: The whole aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Tune in on radio hold.
- 9:01Speaker 2: On Stone Temple pilots there on the radio hod Archy
- 9:04Speaker 2: Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty nine.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Yeah, gid a feelers the hey, look sometimes we've got
- 9:12Speaker 3: to have a bit of a serious shed on here.
- 9:15Speaker 3: It's not all you know, all blacks and buck will
- 9:18Speaker 3: around here, feels is it? Hey? Yeah, it's not all
- 9:21Speaker 3: given away trips to the Grand Final over there in Sydney.
- 9:25Speaker 4: It's not all cash, cash, cash and throbbers.
- 9:27Speaker 3: That's right.
- 9:27Speaker 7: It's not all pires, pires, pires, it's not all busies.
- 9:31Speaker 7: Thank you signs to the front, Keezy Fellas. A couple
- 9:36Speaker 7: of months ago, I'm went and got myself a brain
- 9:39Speaker 7: scan because I've I suffer from a little known disease,
- 9:44Speaker 7: not outloads of bang on about it, but it's called
- 9:46Speaker 7: polycystic kidney disease. That's when you get a whole bunch
- 9:50Speaker 7: of cysts on your brain, on your kidneys. And one
- 9:55Speaker 7: of the side effects of this disease. And I'm a backbone,
- 9:59Speaker 7: I don't need to bother of me. But it can
- 10:01Speaker 7: be brain aneurysms. You heard about those?
- 10:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I have. Yeah, what's your understand of what a
- 10:08Speaker 3: brain aneurysm is?
- 10:10Speaker 4: Pretty nasty? They can just you know, you can be
- 10:12Speaker 4: totally healthy and then then yeah.
- 10:15Speaker 3: For example, you and I could be sitting here having
- 10:17Speaker 3: a perfectly lovely chet Kesey and then boom bang, I'm
- 10:22Speaker 3: face down on this keyboard. So I should laugh. That's sad, honestly.
- 10:33Speaker 2: Face you'd be initially snog propped up, just be your
- 10:38Speaker 2: snows there on the keyboard pressing. What happened there?
- 10:43Speaker 4: I don't carry on?
- 10:45Speaker 3: And then so I got the results back today. Finally
- 10:48Speaker 3: they ring me up with the results.
- 10:50Speaker 4: That's good.
- 10:51Speaker 3: Can we get a drum roll? It turns out I'm
- 10:58Speaker 3: really smart. I can't believe I had a.
- 11:01Speaker 4: Drum roll for that are you seriously, you turns really smart.
- 11:04Speaker 3: That's what she said. That's not why she called me.
- 11:07Speaker 3: She said, all clear, your brain's areking sweet air. So
- 11:09Speaker 3: I can go hardcore on the darts, I can go
- 11:13Speaker 3: hardcore on the purse. You're a sweet runner. But she said,
- 11:16Speaker 3: you look like you're really there's no gaps. See a
- 11:18Speaker 3: lot of times you do a scan of the brain
- 11:20Speaker 3: and this gepsy where you've got more to learn. It
- 11:22Speaker 3: turns out I'm right, I'm full to the break. You
- 11:25Speaker 3: peaked with knowledge, not bad and money. I'm not even
- 11:30Speaker 3: fifty yet, so far out.
- 11:33Speaker 4: That's really great man. So because of your kidneys, you
- 11:36Speaker 4: went in and got your brain scan, it came out
- 11:37Speaker 4: that you're really smart.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Well, not just that I'm really smart, also that I
- 11:41Speaker 3: can hit the dories I want and also hit the
- 11:43Speaker 3: hit the old piss.
- 11:45Speaker 4: It sounds pretty smart.
- 11:46Speaker 2: Didn't you when after the broke because of the irony
- 11:49Speaker 2: of this, because you went to get your brain scanned,
- 11:51Speaker 2: and then when you were coming out of the scanner,
- 11:53Speaker 2: your snows got hopped on the top of the scanner
- 11:55Speaker 2: there and it broke it what the scanner, Yeah, brokers
- 11:59Speaker 2: broke a snow Wow.
- 12:00Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, but they had to put me in
- 12:03Speaker 3: the it's an mri jas, Yes, and I had to
- 12:06Speaker 3: go in for one that they normally used for elephants
- 12:09Speaker 3: the zoo.
- 12:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they got you to lie on your side.
- 12:15Speaker 3: I don't know, yeah, right, because that would have broken
- 12:17Speaker 3: this well. No, it was the one down at the Zoolie.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nice.
- 12:22Speaker 3: What do you think about that? Keys?
- 12:23Speaker 4: I'm okay, that's crazy.
- 12:25Speaker 2: And isn't it funny when we get the all clear medically?
- 12:28Speaker 3: Yeah? The thing is I can go hard now. Yeah,
- 12:31Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
- 12:32Speaker 4: You should go and go.
- 12:33Speaker 3: You should go down for a brain scan, Jason Jace, Yes,
- 12:39Speaker 3: what go.
- 12:40Speaker 4: Down for a brain scale? We could all come and
- 12:42Speaker 4: be fun. I'd love to go to the zervanim a bit.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Why would I need to go to the zoo?
- 12:46Speaker 4: Keysy, I don't know, Big Honker.
- 12:49Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
- 12:52Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
- 12:55Speaker 2: Beastie Boys there on the Radio Darchy Big Show. This
- 12:58Speaker 2: Thursday evening with Time is six thirty five And.
- 13:02Speaker 3: I've got a bone to pick.
- 13:05Speaker 4: I got a bone a bit.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Pegs producer peg Son he's had an absolute shock of
- 13:12Speaker 3: the day, and I am fuman, hello here he is.
- 13:18Speaker 4: Well, you're in the studio.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Come through the.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Studio like an a studio.
- 13:26Speaker 3: Happy, Such a good one, Pegs. And earlier on he
- 13:31Speaker 3: brought in there's a bag of snacker chingy chips. Now
- 13:34Speaker 3: that's my first problem. These have been stolen from the
- 13:39Speaker 3: acc Now he knows damn well that those chips aren't
- 13:42Speaker 3: to be touched. And he came in with a bag
- 13:44Speaker 3: and on the table in here.
- 13:46Speaker 4: What do you expect he's been watching Jake. You know, yeah,
- 13:49Speaker 4: steel chips daily.
- 13:51Speaker 3: I really look up to ja.
- 13:53Speaker 2: I haven't stolen chips in over three weeks, and can
- 13:56Speaker 2: I just.
- 13:57Speaker 3: Say two years.
- 14:00Speaker 2: I am disgusted that Pugs did that shock.
- 14:04Speaker 4: But it was even worse.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Than that, because not only did he steal them, Mogi, Yes,
- 14:09Speaker 2: what happened when he brought them in?
- 14:10Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what happened. First of all, he
- 14:13Speaker 3: ate three quarters of the bag out there. We didn't
- 14:15Speaker 3: even know that he had the chips. Then he only
- 14:17Speaker 3: brought in the last quarter of the pack and gave
- 14:19Speaker 3: them twice because, as he said, I'm full of a bastard.
- 14:24Speaker 8: You maybe heard ten percent of the sentence that I
- 14:28Speaker 8: said when I came in because I said food, Dilly
- 14:36Speaker 8: brought in the chips to me and threw them on
- 14:38Speaker 8: the desk, and I didn't want them because I'm full
- 14:42Speaker 8: of a bastard, and so I brought them into studio away,
- 14:45Speaker 8: which I know that's tense for me to do that.
- 14:47Speaker 4: So Dilly Dilly's.
- 14:50Speaker 3: Chips all through his mustache she had when he brought
- 14:52Speaker 3: them in here, Yeah, shocking.
- 14:54Speaker 2: And all over his busies.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Now, me and Jase didn't want to rather than waste them.
- 15:00Speaker 3: I had a couple and Jay's finished off the bed. Yeah.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Well anyway, I'm just looking at the bar here now
- 15:08Speaker 3: and it says that these chips expired on the fourth
- 15:11Speaker 3: of June, so they're over a month old. I could
- 15:15Speaker 3: get food poison here.
- 15:16Speaker 8: Pogson, It's actually not my responsibility to read out food
- 15:19Speaker 8: packages for you.
- 15:20Speaker 3: Can I just a big boy.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Because I had a few, and ever since then, there's
- 15:25Speaker 2: no word of a lie.
- 15:26Speaker 3: Have you been feeling squiffy?
- 15:28Speaker 2: A bit squiffy and a bit woozy? Really, I'm about
- 15:31Speaker 2: to go up for hot pots soon, and I don't
- 15:33Speaker 2: know if I'm going to make it I'm feeling woozy.
- 15:37Speaker 2: I'm feeling slightly nauseous.
- 15:39Speaker 4: Yeah, just slaring.
- 15:42Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like, yeah far out?
- 15:45Speaker 4: Are you g well?
- 15:46Speaker 2: I hope so Keezy.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Just then he forgot my name as well, you know.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Yeah, to be fair, it's getting late for him.
- 15:54Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, six eight God is at the time. Okay, good,
- 15:58Speaker 5: So you're happy with anyway. I'm just saying that I
- 16:01Speaker 5: don't think it's on. I think you should consider your
- 16:03Speaker 5: health pack. So, because you are a producer and you should.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Be looking out for us, I think you should so
- 16:07Speaker 3: coming in here and jumping that and us. Oh it's
- 16:10Speaker 3: just I thought you might here, man, my mistake. Yeah, no,
- 16:14Speaker 3: it's okay, Just don't do it again.
- 16:17Speaker 4: How are you feeling?
- 16:18Speaker 3: Jason? What the hold?
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