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Bible Stories of the Old Testament · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Gomer Gomer, get your lazy bones in here and fix my bath.
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  Master, Are you sure you need to take a bath you just had 1-2
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  weeks ago? Smell all right to me.
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  My Mama never let me take a bath unless I smelled bad.
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  She would say, Gomer, you smell bad, take a bath.
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  Be quiet, Gomer. I've had a bath every day for
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  the last two weeks. No thanks to you.
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  Joseph fixed it for me because no one could find you.
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  Now get going. Well OK, I'll fix you a bath if
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  you want me to. Personally I think it's a waste
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  of water. You smell fine to me.
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  I always say if it don't stink, don't clean it.
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  Why can't he be like Joseph? Master, do you have a few
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  moments? Of course, Joseph, I always
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  enjoy talking with you. I just wanted to give you an
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  update on what I've accomplished so far.
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  Today I sold all the surplus sweet to the neighbors for
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  $4000. Then I bought 150 head of cattle
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  from the Moonlights and turned around and sold them to the
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  state guides for $10,000 of profit.
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  All the barns have been repainted, the horses wash, the
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  sheep are sheared, and. Walk their young man.
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  It's only 11:00 AM. We haven't even had lunch yet.
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  How did you get all this? Done well, I got up early this
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  morning and prayed that God would be with me and prosper my
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  way. And he did.
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  Well done, young man. Why don't you take a little
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  break and catch your breath? Oh, I can never do that, Sir.
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  I left the other servants that I'm training.
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  They're grooming the camels and I promised them that I would be
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  right back. Wait, I wanted to tell you about
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  your promotion. Promotion.
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  I'm putting you in charge of my house, every servant, all my
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  money, everything. You work hard and I trust you,
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  Joseph. You are the jewel of the Nile as
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  far as I'm concerned. Wow, thank you Sir, but it's God
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  working in me. He is giving me favor with you.
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  God's favor put you on top. I will not disappoint you.
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  I wish there were more people like Joseph in the world.
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  This would be a better place, that's for sure.
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  Potiphar, I've been. Looking all.
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  Over for you. What's the matter?
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  Oh. Joseph, he attacked me.
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  Joseph. Joseph.
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  No way. Here's his robe.
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  No. I am beside myself with joy.
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  My life has never been so good since Joseph came.
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  Everything is running so smoothly here.
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  I get to go home at night to be with my wife and children.
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  The cells are clean, no more fights.
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  I even got a raise since I put Joseph in charge.
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  What a jewel he is. Well, Mr. Jalen, it looks like
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  your life has just gotten harder.
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  Remember that dream Pharaoh had? The one Joseph was sent to
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  interpret? Oh, no.
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  Do you mean to tell me that Joseph could not tell him the
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  meaning of his? Dream.
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  No, no. He told Barrel what the.
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  Whole. Thing meant.
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  Hey, where is Joseph? You did not bring him back like
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  you promised you would. That's what I came to tell you.
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  You see, there's been a little change of plans.
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  It seems Pharaoh liked Joseph so much he made him vizier over
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  Egypt. What is this vizier?
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  You don't know what a vizier is. He's second in command over all
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  of Egypt. He answers only to Pharaoh.
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  You could say he's the jewel of the Nile.
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  It is the favor of his God. I tell you, God's favor puts you
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  on top. Joseph is a foreigner, a Jew.
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  To think that he has been a slave since coming to our
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  country, then a prisoner, and now he is second in command, a
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  vizier. I'm happy for Joseph.
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  His God is good to him. What you have told me today is
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  wonderful, super excellent standing, incredible.
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  Wait a minute, what am I saying? Who is going to run my jail now?
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  You are. That is what they pay you for.
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  Remember, I think I'm going to start worshipping the God of
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  Joseph. I could use a little favor in my
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  life. What am I saying?
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  A little favor. I need a lot of favor.
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  He has big teeth and he growls like this.
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  He's going to eat her shepherd boy.
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  I want. My mommy.
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  There you are, wooly. Are you OK?
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  David, it's you. You're alive.
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  Of course I'm alive. I have God on my side.
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  Wooly, That lion didn't know who he was messing with.
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  Are you hurt? No, I don't think so.
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  That lion was about to eat me. I know I got him just in time.
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  You're a pretty good shot with that slingshot.
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  I've had lots of time to practice that in writing songs
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  to God Keeps me busy out here. Not to mention the occasional
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  barren line attack. Weren't you afraid?
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  Nervous. Maybe I wouldn't call it afraid.
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  I was afraid enough for the two of us.
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  I'll bet you were. So how come you weren't afraid?
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  Well, God stands up for what is right.
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  That's how I want to be. That lion was wrong for trying
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  to eat you, and I wasn't going to just watch it happen.
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  That lion was wicked. Yes, he was.
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  I'm writing a song about walking in my house with a perfect
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  heart, not putting anything wicked before my eyes.
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  What's the name of the song? Psalm One, O 1.
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  You pick really weird names for songs, but you write good
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  lyrics. I hope I never see another lion.
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  Wooly. Why would anyone like someone
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  that was wicked? What are you talking about,
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  David? There's this giant called
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  Goliath. He's one wicked dude.
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  All the Philistine kids have posters of Goliath in their
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  bedrooms like he's their hero and they all have Goliath action
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  figures. I read that they're making a
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  video game called Goliath the Terminator.
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  What's a video game? I don't know.
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  Why do kids like this Goliath if he's as wicked as you say?
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  That's the confusing part. Why choose a hero that's wicked
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  unless unless you want to be wicked too?
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  What kids want to be wicked? Kids imitate the people they
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  admire the most. That's why I choose godly
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  heroes. Who are your heroes, David?
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  Joshua and Caleb. He obeyed God and defeated
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  giants. You're my hero, David.
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  I want to shoot a slingshot like you.
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  So if lions don't mess with me, can you teach me?
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  Sure, wooly, I'll teach you, but let's go down the hill so you
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  don't hit the other sheep. King Saul, we come from the town
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  of Kila with news about David, the one you are seeking.
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  Keep your distance. Now who are you?
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  I am Mayor Wakatuck of Kila. This is my most trusted advisor,
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  Yoda Beta Hooda. Yoda Beta Hooda.
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  What about David? I heard he was staying in your
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  town. Oh.
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  He most surely was. David saved us from the
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  Philistines. Pray before he came.
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  David did come help us, God told him.
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  My most trusted advisor, Yoda Beta Huta, says that David
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  prayed before he came to Kila. God told him to come help.
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  US. I don't really care why he came.
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  Where is he now? He left 2 days ago.
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  Pray to God David did. Told David you were coming.
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  God did leave now, said he. 2 days ago it was.
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  My most trusted advisor, Yoda Beta Huda.
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  Yoda. Beta Huda.
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  I already know what his name is. You told me 100 times.
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  Get to the point. Yes, well my most trusted
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  advisor your he says that David prayed and God told him you were
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  coming. God told him to leave and so he
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  did 2 days ago. They're right.
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  Us. Wow.
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  Come from where did he? That's my spy.
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  I sent him into your town to look for David.
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  No sign of David or his men anywhere.
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  They were here, though the wall in the men's bathroom says David
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  and his men were here. They left two days ago.
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  They. Left 2 days ago.
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  Two days ago. I've heard that already.
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  Pray to God David did. Told David you were coming.
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  God did leave Keela now, said he.
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  Who are? You This is my most trusted
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  advisor, Yoda Beta Huda. Yoda, Beta Huda.
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  Oh, the most trusted advisor, Yoda Beta Huda.
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  Yoda, Beta Huda. I know, I've been told 100
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  times. Get to the point.
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  He says that David prayed and God told him we were coming and
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  to leave Keela. I know that already.
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  Somebody tell me something I don't know.
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  Like where David is right now? He left 2 days ago.
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  He left 2 days ago. I know that already.
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  How is it that God tells David my every move?
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  Smooth is the path of David, hungry to learn from God, David
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  is. My most trusted advisor, Yoda
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  Beta Huda, says that David's path is smooth because he's
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  hungry to learn from God. The most trusted advisor.
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  Say his name and you're fired. The guy with the funny name says
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  that David's path is smooth because he is hungry to learn
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  from God. I don't care where is David now?
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  He left 2 days ago. He left 2 days ago.
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  I know that already. A strong desire to learn God
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  wants his children to have. He says that God wants his
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  children to have a strong desire to learn.
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  I don't care. That does it.
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  I quit. I don't want to play anymore.
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  And you spy. You're fired.
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  I'm fired. What did I?
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  Do. I don't know why he's so grumpy.
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  I thought we were very helpful. Grumpy is strong in that one.