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Cleanin' Out the Sound Fridge! · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Let's do it. We're cleaning out the sound fridge. It's
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  Speaker 1: one more thing. Armstrong and Getty.
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  Speaker 2: One more thing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know when y'all are going to be listening
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  Speaker 3: to this.
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  Speaker 1: On your own time.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you'll have the result by then, but I'm really
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  Speaker 3: excited about Chiefs Raiders this weekend. I thought they'd move
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  Speaker 3: it to the Sunday night or Monday night game because
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  Speaker 3: it's a pretty marquee matchup with good fan bases. Both
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  Speaker 3: teams 3-0. First time that's ever happened. Chiefs and Raiders
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  Speaker 3: have never been 3-0 at the same time. And they
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  Speaker 3: play each other in Vegas, which I actually think it
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  Speaker 3: makes it more exciting. Like a meaningful game in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: I think the first meaningful game in the Vegas era
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  Speaker 3: of the Raiders.
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  Speaker 1: Probably so. And the Raiders really promising. I told you
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  Speaker 1: that in the preseason. You may remember that or maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter. So cleaning out the sound fridge
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  Speaker 1: metal guy, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Cleaning out the sound fridge. That's where we got what?
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  Speaker 3: Leftover sound clips. And we're just trying to get rid
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  Speaker 3: of them because they're stinking up the fridge.
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  Speaker 1: No, wrong. Indeed, the crew has come up with just
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  Speaker 1: delightful audio entertainment that we weren't able to squeeze into
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  Speaker 1: the show, and it would be a damn shame to
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  Speaker 1: let it go away, so we're going to feature it now.
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  Speaker 1: You picked out the ones you liked. Go ahead. Call
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  Speaker 1: for them.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe people are still hungering for more about
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  Speaker 3: Matthew Perry. There's a movie out. Here's the trailer. Making
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  Speaker 3: people laugh.
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  Speaker 1: It's a world that I want to be involved in.
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  Speaker 3: I said, God, you can do anything you want to me.
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  Speaker 3: Just please make me famous.
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  Speaker 1: I got a phone call. Hello? And I instantly knew
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  Speaker 1: my whole life was going to change.
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  Speaker 4: I was extremely happy when I got famous.
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  Speaker 3: Then it's like, uh-oh, this didn't fix what's inside me.
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  Speaker 3: This didn't do what I thought it was going to do.
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  Speaker 3: He spent $ 7 million trying to get sober. That's how
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  Speaker 3: seriously he took his disease. I had people telling me
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  Speaker 3: to stop, say, you're going to kill yourself if you
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  Speaker 3: keep going like this.
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  Speaker 1: And I just didn't know how.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like he is the classic Faustian bargain. Maybe for real.
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  Speaker 1: The devil took him up on it.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe for real, yeah. You can do anything to me
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  Speaker 3: if you make me famous. Okay, we'll make you famous.
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  Speaker 3: You're also going to be a hopeless addict that can't
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  Speaker 3: fix it no matter what. Good luck with that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow.
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  Speaker 3: One aspect of this, as we always say, is we
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  Speaker 3: all feel like that's Chandler. And we have a very
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  Speaker 3: soft spot for Chandler. It's not Chandler. It's an actor
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  Speaker 3: who was a drug addict and kind of a loser,
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  Speaker 3: though very successful financially, that you have no idea what
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  Speaker 3: it would have been like to hang around. But we
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  Speaker 3: all think it's Chandler, and that's why we care.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's part of it. That's accusing everybody of being
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  Speaker 1: a tad shallow, but that's the way you see everybody.
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  Speaker 3: I think most people are, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, true. So speaking of beloved entertainers, this would be
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  Speaker 1: one William Joel. Sing us the song, You're the Piano Man,
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  Speaker 1: in a recent interview.
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  Speaker 4: I know people are worried about me because they read
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  Speaker 4: that I have a brain disorder, which sounds a lot
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  Speaker 4: worse than it actually is. I'm okay. My balance isn't
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  Speaker 4: that good. I lost a little bit of my hearing,
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  Speaker 4: but that may have to do with my age, too,
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  Speaker 4: and the rock and roll life and the loud volume
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  Speaker 4: probably didn't help. I'm fine. I want people to not
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  Speaker 4: have to worry about me. I'm okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he seems like a lovely, lovely guy, but boy,
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  Speaker 1: what a drunk, speaking of substance abuse.
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  Speaker 3: Is he sober now?
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  Speaker 1: Don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know either. He has done a couple of
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  Speaker 3: really long-form interviews. He did Bill Maher for like an hour,
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  Speaker 3: and he did Rick Beto for an hour. Pretty darn interesting,
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  Speaker 3: if you have any interest in really the music business
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  Speaker 3: at all, but certainly Billy Joel's life.
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  Speaker 1: He stopped drinking in 2021.
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  Speaker 5: Did he?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually watched the Rick Beato interview and it
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  Speaker 1: was fascinating. It was great on like every level. And
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  Speaker 1: I tried to watch his new one with Sheryl Crow
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  Speaker 1: last night. And I think she's a wonderful songwriter. She's
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  Speaker 1: an amazingly talented musician and a cutie. But oh my Lord,
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  Speaker 1: does she talk. She talks and she talks and she talks.
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  Speaker 1: And I know you're thinking, Joe, it's an interview. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you? Why don't you go ahead and take a
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  Speaker 1: look at that and tell me if I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the Bill Maher ones are good, if you like
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  Speaker 3: Billy Joel.
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  Speaker 1: I have not seen those. Let's see. His name is
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  Speaker 1: not Hootie. His name is Darius Rucker, as a matter
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  Speaker 1: of fact. Talking about the early days of his 90s, right?
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  Speaker 1: Hit smash record band Hootie and the Blowfish. Just want
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  Speaker 1: to point out, very deep voice.
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  Speaker 2: Money and beer. I guess probably that Dave Matthews show
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  Speaker 2: we played with the Frat House, we probably got $ 1, 000
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  Speaker 2: in all the beer we could drink. Our first probably
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  Speaker 2: 10 gigs, 15 gigs was strictly for beer. We had
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  Speaker 2: to steal the PA from the university because we couldn't
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  Speaker 2: afford to bring the PA. So I was in a
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  Speaker 2: show choir and we had our own PA. And the
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  Speaker 2: guy who was in charge of it was a friend
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  Speaker 2: of mine. So we'd steal the PA and take it
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  Speaker 2: to the club and play it.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds about right. Darius Rucker, Hootie and the Blowfish,
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  Speaker 3: who they exploded and became famous. And then he decided
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  Speaker 3: to be a country singer, which he's also famous at that.
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  Speaker 3: There's a great story in Todd Snyder's book, who is
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  Speaker 3: a musician you've never heard of. He was friends with
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  Speaker 3: Darius back in the day. And Todd Snyder, who drank
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  Speaker 3: himself to death while we're on that theme of Matthew
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  Speaker 3: Perry and Billy Joel and others. Todd Snyder being at
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  Speaker 3: Darius Rucker's house when there was a party going on.
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  Speaker 3: And just how out of control his life was at
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  Speaker 3: that time. That was like at the height of hooting
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  Speaker 3: the blowfish and everything like that. And he was telling Todd,
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  Speaker 3: he's like, I'm looking around this. I don't know who
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  Speaker 3: any of these people are. There's all these people coming
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  Speaker 3: in and out of my house and partying and drinking
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  Speaker 3: and breaking things and doing stuff. And I don't know
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  Speaker 3: who anybody is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, as I recall, he wanted to go to bed,
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  Speaker 1: but there were too many people in his bedroom. So
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  Speaker 1: he didn't know where to go. Wow. Yeah, not, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that does not sound good at all.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing. Anybody who lives through that, because it'd be
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  Speaker 3: so easy to get so far off the rails. financially
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  Speaker 3: or physically that you just never bounce.
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  Speaker 1: Back right right right we sort of accidentally have a
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  Speaker 1: theme here um katie i think 13 was your brainchild
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  Speaker 1: anything we should know about.
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  Speaker 5: This uh this is just a a hungover gay guy
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  Speaker 5: in bed after going out the night before and drinking
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  Speaker 5: these particular drinks i.
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  Speaker 4: Drank six pumpkin spice espresso martinis last night why the
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  Speaker 4: Are we.
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  Speaker 2: Making pumpkin spice espresso martinis?
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  Speaker 3: I've woken up today. I feel like a f * * *
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  Speaker 3: ing gourd.
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  Speaker 1: You mean to.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me that they really wanted to put that on
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  Speaker 2: the menu as if I could.
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  Speaker 1: Have just f * * * ing one?
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  Speaker 3: No, I couldn't have one pumpkin espresso martini.
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  Speaker 1: I had a tray of them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who I am, what I stand for,
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  Speaker 2: but all I know is it tasted.
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  Speaker 3: Like fall in my mouth. What another glorious f * * *
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  Speaker 3: ing morning.
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  Speaker 2: I've had six.
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  Speaker 3: Pumpkin spices, but no martinis. Tasted like fall.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he almost won me back there. I can't
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  Speaker 1: enjoy those things because they're, you know.
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  Speaker 1: He's obviously, I'm the outrageous, loud, gay guy, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 1: I hear the image making, but that was a pretty
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  Speaker 1: funny line.
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  Speaker 3: But lots of people have drank too many of a
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  Speaker 3: certain kind of drink and thought, why do they even
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  Speaker 3: have those? Like, I'm completely against... It being the legal
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  Speaker 3: responsibility of the bartender to cut you off and decide
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  Speaker 3: whether you're drunk or not. Completely against that. 100% against that.
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  Speaker 3: You're responsible for your own actions. But I would like
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  Speaker 3: it if bartenders said, look, you've had two of these.
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  Speaker 3: These are really sweet. You're going to feel so horrible
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  Speaker 3: in the morning. And I don't mean hungover. I mean
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  Speaker 3: like you ate eight pieces of cake.
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  Speaker 1: Just let me know. Not only that, but in about
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  Speaker 1: 10 minutes, you're going to be unable to form words. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: It's going to sneak up on you.
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  Speaker 3: That would be helpful.
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  Speaker 2: Ew.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this next clip, part of the president's, Jack
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  Speaker 1: is in favor of the president's efforts to rebrand AI
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  Speaker 1: as SI, super intelligence. It's not going to work. I
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  Speaker 1: like ASI because it differentiates between regular chatbots and the
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  Speaker 1: super crazy intelligence that will ruin the world and kill
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  Speaker 1: us all. But anyway, apparently, Katie, is this another one
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  Speaker 1: of yours? This is the, oh, this is AI recreating
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  Speaker 1: the cast of the hit show mad men talking about
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  Speaker 1: how they will handle the rebranding artificial intelligence artificial like
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  Speaker 1: the sweetener like the flowers in a.
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  Speaker 2: Dentist's office.
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  Speaker 1: You built the most amazing machine in history and you
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  Speaker 1: named it fake nobody falls in love with fake super
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  Speaker 1: intelligence same machine but now it sounds like america.
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  Speaker 3: Built it We got a text earlier from someone who
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  Speaker 3: said the name comes from some Dartmouth PhD, who was
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  Speaker 3: one of the first people to work on this in
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  Speaker 3: the fifties. And he just called it that because they
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  Speaker 3: had to call it something. So do we have to
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  Speaker 3: go with the name that this kid came up with, uh,
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  Speaker 3: 75 years ago?
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  Speaker 1: Not that it matters, but which one did they come
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  Speaker 1: up with?
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  Speaker 3: Artificial intelligence.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. All right.
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  Speaker 3: That's where it comes from.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just, well, we don't have to.
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  Speaker 1: Call Kleenex Kleenex either, but you know, that's.
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  Speaker 3: But Gavin Newsom. With a governor's executive order yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Brave leadership.
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  Speaker 3: That in the California government, you're only allowed to call
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  Speaker 3: it artificial intelligence. Fighting back against Trump's attempt to rebrand it.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Evidently, some Don Draper type told Gavin, it doesn't matter
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  Speaker 1: how stupid or needless it is. Just be seen fighting
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  Speaker 1: back against him. So if Trump plays golf, you play tennis.
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  Speaker 1: Trump says super intelligence. You insist on artificial intelligence. Trump
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  Speaker 1: says he likes pumpkin spice espresso. You say you like
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  Speaker 1: it with cream.
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  Speaker 2: Just whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Trump has normal hand gestures. You have weird, jerky, effeminate,
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  Speaker 3: what are you?
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  Speaker 2: You doing?
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  Speaker 3: Are you fighting bees hand gestures when you're talking?
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  Speaker 5: Trump sits with his knees apart when he's sitting down.
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  Speaker 5: We want you to cross your legs as far as
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  Speaker 5: humanly possible.
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  Speaker 1: Like a woman.
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  Speaker 3: I think that is going to become a thing. If
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  Speaker 3: Gavin ends up the nominee, Saturday Night Live will be
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  Speaker 3: on the way he sits and is weird. hand-gestured, jerky
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  Speaker 3: thing he's got going.
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  Speaker 5: On.
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  Speaker 3: Something happened in there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. And finally, this exciting
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  Speaker 1: news report. Number 20, please, Michael.
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  Speaker 6: Mexico has a new plan to fight crime.
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  Speaker 1: Meet Commando.
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  Speaker 3: He's eight inches tall.
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  Speaker 6: He's a chihuahua, and he is now an official member
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  Speaker 6: of Mexico's National Guard canine unit. The uniform, tactical gear, goggles,
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  Speaker 6: even a tiny camera, apparently for future missions. But for now,
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  Speaker 6: they say his beat is not life or death, but
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  Speaker 6: public relations.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute. A little chihuahua. And a helmet. Combat gear on.
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  Speaker 3: Tiny little dog in a helmet. A little helmet and
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  Speaker 3: the goggles. What's that like? It's Paw Patrol. Tiny little
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  Speaker 3: dog in a helmet and goggles.
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  Speaker 1: Paw Patrol. In a country where violent cartels control about
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  Speaker 1: a third of the territory. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: He's got little goggles.
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  Speaker 2: He does. That's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.