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90 Day Fiancé Season 12 Episode 11 "Meeting the Family" My Part 2 · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hi, everyone, Welcome back to part two. This is Vanity Farrah.
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Speaker 1: Of course, my name is Chris Farrah and this is
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Speaker 1: part two of what ninety Day Fiance Season twelve, episode eleven.
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Speaker 1: Meeting the Family? Meeting the family? All right, Mallory and
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Speaker 1: Rashid a rash They are going to her friend's house.
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Speaker 1: We love them, we hate them. We know that they
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Speaker 1: provide a backdrop for a lot of their drama. Now
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Speaker 1: do we a hondo wondo by all of this Brandy
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Speaker 1: Rashi drama. Here's why it's hard for me. I feel
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Speaker 1: like it's a lazy choice for there to be just
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Speaker 1: constantly one issue with one person involved in the nuclear
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Speaker 1: family or friend of a ninety day couple. For instance,
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Speaker 1: Alison of shan Annabel is the foil to them right
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Speaker 1: now where we can say Alison is no good person,
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Speaker 1: is not the hero in this story. Brandy is going
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Speaker 1: to be made the hero of the story after seemingly
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Speaker 1: being cast as the villain. Why it's easy is because
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Speaker 1: all you have to do is get this person to
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Speaker 1: be on board with a couple, to have a story
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Speaker 1: assigned to them, and then for them to sign a
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Speaker 1: release paper and just you know, like make up a
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Speaker 1: bunch of drama, and I feel like it takes away
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Speaker 1: from what I'm assuming is the drama that happens in
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Speaker 1: day to day life of moving out and like being
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Speaker 1: in society. Like what does he had to do? Or
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Speaker 1: is he had to work out? What's it like for
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Speaker 1: him to work out? I don't know, Like, you know,
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Speaker 1: it's almost like what's been happening in other situations that
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Speaker 1: isn't like you keep hanging out with this guy named
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Speaker 1: Brandy Slash Brandon, is that it are your parents asking
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Speaker 1: for money? And like are your brothers asking for you
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Speaker 1: to send something? And like has she given you anything?
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Speaker 1: How did that thing end? Okay? I also want to
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Speaker 1: raise chickens at some point. I think it'd be so
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Speaker 1: fun to raise chickens. And you know, they have chickens
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Speaker 1: on the farm, honey, in a segregated area with a
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Speaker 1: son that says, fluffy butt hut, and we're here for it,
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Speaker 1: fluffy butt hut. Now when they roll up, Honey, cornhole
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Speaker 1: has already started. We're in mid game, and he is
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Speaker 1: really good Rash, It's really good at it. Corn Hole's fun.
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Speaker 1: You forget the corn hole's fun, and then you start
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Speaker 1: to play like, you know, what's fun because it's so
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Speaker 1: simple and there's something texturally gratifying about the sack. Okay,
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Speaker 1: now Rashid has showed his Ashit just kidding because they
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Speaker 1: actually haven't hung out with Mikhaela and Ryan a long
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Speaker 1: time because of this whole situation with Brandy, because of
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Speaker 1: course Brandy's best friends with them. But now we know
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Speaker 1: Brandy is going to hang out and Brandy being branded
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Speaker 1: and he is going to roll with a girl, So
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Speaker 1: we think, who's this girl? Well, we know her name
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Speaker 1: is Katie, and we know that she has like very
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Speaker 1: eighties like curly ass hair, like very bleach curly ass hair.
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Speaker 1: I actually don't mind it. It's like part of this
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Speaker 1: like new you know, like party girl aesthetic. It's very
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Speaker 1: like Keisha coded that like all the young girls are
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Speaker 1: doing truly, But at the same time we're like, Brandy,
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Speaker 1: is this your girl? And like does that make Rashad
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Speaker 1: feel better? It was it just a single Brandy that
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Speaker 1: made him feel weird? Also, like how much sex did
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Speaker 1: brand and Mallory have? Like did they date date or
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Speaker 1: they just like made out after like a bar or
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Speaker 1: they like always went made out, always went home together?
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Speaker 1: You know, those are all different questions with different answers.
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Speaker 1: I don't know you need to tell me, So I
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Speaker 1: will tell you this my first mad Brandon, I thought
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Speaker 1: that was kind of like good looking. But he turns.
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Speaker 1: He turns more and more interesting looking. H as every
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Speaker 1: time you see him, where like now he's like head,
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Speaker 1: it's a different shape than I feel like it's humanly possible.
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Speaker 1: But at the same time he gets wiser and wiser.
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Speaker 1: He is a sage. Okay, So they're cooking, and they're
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Speaker 1: cooking deer meat, and I'll tell you it's Brandy's fucking favorite.
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Speaker 1: Brandy sees it and he's like, hell, yeah, sugar dogo.
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Speaker 1: M god, yeah, it's not the deer meat I get because,
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Speaker 1: like you know, like venice is venison. Oh god, fear,
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Speaker 1: I know, deer meat is like a whole thing, right.
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Speaker 1: I am just like a city slicker when it comes
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Speaker 1: to my meat. Honey. I've told you that before, Like
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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I can't do it, but I
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Speaker 1: get that other people can. And it's gourmet. So anyway,
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Speaker 1: they love it, very happy about it. Mallory's like, you know, yeah,
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Speaker 1: how's it with us? Well, we're always together because I
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Speaker 1: work from home and he doesn't work ha ha ha,
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Speaker 1: So twenty four seven us together he he he. And
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Speaker 1: then the girls are kind of having like a private
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Speaker 1: but not private conversation. They're at like the kitchen dinning table,
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Speaker 1: and the boys are just like standing up eating, which
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Speaker 1: is what I thought was interesting and almost felt like
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Speaker 1: reverse sexist, which I liked. I you know, I'm saying,
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Speaker 1: and she's like, well, also besides that, we were talking
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Speaker 1: about a prenap because you know about the settlement and
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Speaker 1: all that stuff and the house and it's been like
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Speaker 1: a weird situation. They're like what No, And the boys
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Speaker 1: over here and they're like, would you girls gossip in
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Speaker 1: and whispering about? And we're supposed to believe that this
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Speaker 1: isn't at all planned. It's just hard to be like,
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Speaker 1: what do you guys whispered about what prenups? We're not
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Speaker 1: whispering about anything with pre naps. It's just a little
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Speaker 1: om the nose, right, Did you feel that way? Do
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Speaker 1: we have to be honest about ourselves? Okay, So that's
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Speaker 1: when Mallory decides to lay it out for everyone and
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Speaker 1: get everyone's opinion. Boys, what would you think and what
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Speaker 1: do you think about the fact that I would like
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Speaker 1: a prenup for him to sign a prenup, and she
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Speaker 1: thinks that every guy, including Brandy, is going to be like,
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Speaker 1: of course you going to get a prenup. But Brandy's like,
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Speaker 1: what because you think you have a little something with
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Speaker 1: your settlement and your house when he's left his entire
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Speaker 1: everything to be with you. He's left it all. And
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Speaker 1: She's like, and of course, rash sheet, here's this. I'm
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Speaker 1: why Thames the name like that. Rash I was rash
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Speaker 1: heard that and was just obsessed with Brandy. It was
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Speaker 1: just like, oh, I get it, Move away, Katie, get
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Speaker 1: the fuck out of my way, Katie, Brandy, can I
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Speaker 1: talk to you outside? I I I am so sorry
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Speaker 1: because I said you have caveman quality, but you are
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Speaker 1: so nice. You don't look at me as Thai voiced
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Speaker 1: Muslim man who cries all the time, like baby, you
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Speaker 1: think I'm a human And Brandy's like, yep, I don't
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Speaker 1: care about oh, but I'm the I was wrong about you.
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Speaker 1: You do you how my heart? I think you are
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Speaker 1: not bad. That's not I'll get white. Where are you
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Speaker 1: coming from? You know? You're just like, oh my god,
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Speaker 1: this is Katie's like looking out there. She's like, oh,
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Speaker 1: just when I got Brandy to be mine. I was
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Speaker 1: so happy that he stopped fucking around with Mallory because
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Speaker 1: Mallory got hers and I just finally like got into
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Speaker 1: this group. I want to be in this fun group,
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Speaker 1: beating this deer meat all the goddamn time, playing cornhole fun.
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Speaker 1: I've been waiting. Don't take it away from me now, Rash.
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Speaker 1: I like Katie, okay, but yeah, you know, Mallory's just like,
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Speaker 1: I don't care what these fucking dudes say. I need
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Speaker 1: to protect myself. Brandon's like, he went all in on you,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in all in on him. He like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's very like Broke Back Mountain. It's very like Texan.
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Speaker 1: I know that they're not in Texad, Alabama, but like,
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Speaker 1: just like, I don't know, it's very funny to me.
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Speaker 1: I do like it. All right, Let's move on to
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Speaker 1: Asha and Maxwell. Honey, listen, the tides have turned. They
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Speaker 1: have done some living, and it's the next morning and
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Speaker 1: she goes to visit his mom, who has a brand
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Speaker 1: new wig. It's shorter, it's blonde, it's you know, shorter
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Speaker 1: and blonde. I love it. It's kind of like, first
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Speaker 1: of all, it's not it's my like, just what is
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Speaker 1: it length? She's like, I just want to know if
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Speaker 1: you have any other questions about my age. But before then,
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Speaker 1: let me butter you up by giving you the new
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Speaker 1: purse that we bought you yesterday in the bazaar. And
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Speaker 1: these two dresses whatever red one that I love a lot,
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Speaker 1: a lot. She puts them on. She's like, I do too.
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Speaker 1: Good choice, good choice, And obviously she feels some type
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Speaker 1: of way about Asia, but she's like, it was more
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Speaker 1: so I was worried that you're trying to change my son,
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Speaker 1: my firstborn, perfect son, you know, like his eyes, his skin,
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Speaker 1: and as you know, as a prophet of God, the
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Speaker 1: Bible says you are the temple of God. And Maxwell's
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Speaker 1: mom says that in a way where she thinks that
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Speaker 1: she is going to check mate Asha, like, Mike, drop Bible.
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Speaker 1: How are you being a godly woman if you want
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Speaker 1: to change up when his things, When we're saying you
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Speaker 1: don't change the temple of God, They're already the temple
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Speaker 1: of God. That's why you don't get tattoos or piercings.
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Speaker 1: And then Asha hears that and is like, well, sometimes
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Speaker 1: you want to renovate the temple. You want to put
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Speaker 1: some wallpaper up, and you want to put the sage
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Speaker 1: in wallpaper up. You want to you know, put some
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Speaker 1: new plumbing in. You want you know, new lighting, more
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Speaker 1: attractive lighting, better seats, cleaner carpets. You gotta change things
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Speaker 1: up a little bit sometimes. Now, if the mom was
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Speaker 1: more of a bitch, which she's not, I would be like, oh, okay,
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Speaker 1: how about you, what are you going to renovate in
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Speaker 1: your temple? Then? Thirty nine year old I'm a saying,
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Speaker 1: I'm a saying, like, what you know, it can't just
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Speaker 1: be his temple that is in decay. Thirty nine year old,
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, it's like, what else? What it's done
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Speaker 1: the docket? When are you gonna, you know, patch patch
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Speaker 1: up some of the holes in there? Honey? Okay. So
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Speaker 1: after that conversation, the mom's like, I just you know,
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Speaker 1: here's the thing. Just focus on having them kids as
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Speaker 1: fast as possible, because you think that, you know, Maxwell
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Speaker 1: has issues with his skin. He's just like his daddy.
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Speaker 1: His daddy had them bumps on his skin too, And
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Speaker 1: once I had kids, Daddy's skin gone, all the bumps gone,
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Speaker 1: and we all clucked this, including Asia, which she's like,
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Speaker 1: she thinks that me having a child is going to
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Speaker 1: cure any sort of acne on Maxwell's headface, body, because
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Speaker 1: obviously hormonal things happen change wise for women. I don't
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Speaker 1: know what they do for acne. I mean, I don't
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Speaker 1: know if it's like burst of bad skin and then
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Speaker 1: you get better skin. Who knows. I'm not quite sure.
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Speaker 1: But at the same time, we all know that it
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Speaker 1: does not affect the men's skin at all, unless you're
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Speaker 1: gonna tell me that the stress of it does. He
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Speaker 1: looks like he hasn't been sleeping. It's dry anyway. So
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Speaker 1: Asia just hears that she's wearing like a smocked green
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Speaker 1: leaf dress, you know, and her mom's and the mom's like,
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Speaker 1: how many kids do you want? Like two boys and
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Speaker 1: two girls? What? One girl? Two boys? Two one girl?
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Speaker 1: Twe twe girls? Twe not twins? One? And then he
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Speaker 1: she's like, I'm gonna leave this room before you add
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Speaker 1: six or seven to the equation. Yeah, she wants a
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Speaker 1: lot of kids, and you know, unless there's literally, like
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Speaker 1: you know, a couple of drops of like some multiples
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Speaker 1: that's gonna be hard. Maybe she's gonna have twe girls,
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Speaker 1: two boys and twin girls. Oh my god, how cute
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Speaker 1: twe girls? Oh? Oh twe Okay, So then Asha decides
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Speaker 1: to call her god Bro because she gets to have
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Speaker 1: one because she was baptized. That's why he would maybe
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Speaker 1: want to get baptized. I'm not saying you need to,
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Speaker 1: but if you want to, you know that's how you
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Speaker 1: got to god Bro. I don't know God bless who. Uh.
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Speaker 1: He's freezing back home and she's not freezing. She's in Africa,
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Speaker 1: and he's like haha. She's like, yeah, just kidding. I'm
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Speaker 1: having the time of my life. He's like, no one cares,
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Speaker 1: no one wants you here, and she's like, well, I'll
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Speaker 1: tell you who wants me here. It's maxwell. In fact,
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Speaker 1: I need you to come. I need to come and
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Speaker 1: get my sisters and boord a plane and get your
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Speaker 1: ass here because I'm getting married or doing the spousal visa.
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Speaker 1: And he's like, bitch, you're crazy, bitch your nuts. You're
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Speaker 1: acting like you're twelve years old. Are you pregnant? Why
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Speaker 1: would you be doing this? And she's like when she
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Speaker 1: when he asks if she could be pregnant. She almost
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Speaker 1: starts laughing. She's almost like, bitch, you're crazy, why you're
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Speaker 1: getting married? And he's like he has he's a lesser
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Speaker 1: caliber than you. He's scamming you. He has nothing, nothing,
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Speaker 1: nothing like he Why would you marry this? What's wrong
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Speaker 1: with you? Are you saying like there has to be
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Speaker 1: a reason, like you are? I mean, he really doesn't.
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Speaker 1: Now this is all things to me. He should have
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Speaker 1: said before and have gotten other people to co sign it,
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Speaker 1: like her sisters. They should have sat her down with
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Speaker 1: her mom before this happened and was like, bitch, what
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Speaker 1: what are you going to do here? Now? What are
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Speaker 1: you doing? You didn't girl with there in one you
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Speaker 1: go marry him? No you're not. No, you're not stupid.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you stupid thing you're gonna do.
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Speaker 1: Really need to do that, you know, straight up. Okay,
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Speaker 1: So let's move on to Annabelle and Shay. It is
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Speaker 1: the next morning and she, you know, from his absolute
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Speaker 1: weird rager where Alison hangs out with twenty one year
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Speaker 1: old and he decides that he's gonna buy them islands.
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Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure exactly what we're supposed to believe
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Speaker 1: it what we're not supposed to believe, Like what who
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Speaker 1: were those extras or people just around on the same lake,
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Speaker 1: like does Alison have all those kids? And is it
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Speaker 1: half drunk? And also hangs out with young people like
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Speaker 1: who are these young people? And why this is? Because
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Speaker 1: Alison doesn't have any friends that she that like like
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Speaker 1: her anymore, that she grew up with, like they all
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Speaker 1: think that she's you know, stupid or crazy, and like,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with here bullshit anymore, so
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Speaker 1: she can only hang out with like young people who
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Speaker 1: don't know all about her drama in her past. I
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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just saying that party happened. And this
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Speaker 1: is the next morning, Annabelle's cleaning up and Shay is
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Speaker 1: laying in bed, very tired, tired laying in bed, and
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Speaker 1: he says he's feeling rough and it's because he's still drunk.
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Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, you said you only have four
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Speaker 1: or five beers, you stupid asshole. And he was like, well,
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Speaker 1: everyone brought gifts of bourbon and moonshine. I was like,
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Speaker 1: why can't they bring like things I would like like
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Speaker 1: Joe Malone candles and like flowers. Okay, she is obviously
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Speaker 1: upset at him. She's like, last night you were flirty
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Speaker 1: and dancing and drunk and taking pictures and you were
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Speaker 1: an embarrassing hot mess nightmare. And he's like, talk about
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Speaker 1: hot mess. Go get that hot compass, honey, sorry, hot compress.
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Speaker 1: Go get me something to put on my neck. I'm dying.
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Speaker 1: And so she does. She tends to him, She nurses him,
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Speaker 1: she gets that how you should make him breakfast, you
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Speaker 1: know she is. She gives him a full backs massage,
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Speaker 1: like I mean, then she starts like massaging his butt.
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Speaker 1: She says his ass is chunky. And then when I
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Speaker 1: saw this punching his back and butt saying that, saying
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Speaker 1: that she still loves him, did I realize we're going
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Speaker 1: to get multiple seasons of them. They fit a textbook,
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Speaker 1: which is a not like they fit a textbook, none
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Speaker 1: of the fiance trope of a couple who are ridiculous
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Speaker 1: in theory and yet kind of like play into it
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Speaker 1: because of their like archetypes. But you know, obviously are
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Speaker 1: like obviously are in it for the long haul, and
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Speaker 1: that's what I think they are. And I do feel
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Speaker 1: like because there are other players, only too happy to
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Speaker 1: get involved like his child and Nicole and stuff like that. Cole,
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Speaker 1: by the way, has been saying a lot of things
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Speaker 1: on Facebook. You know, I get all of the tea
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Speaker 1: with my phone. I don't have to make a reel
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Speaker 1: about it because I realize I don't think I have
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Speaker 1: my phone around me Becau's a different area. I'll look
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Speaker 1: at it later. Okay, I'll tell you what Nicole said
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Speaker 1: in like a reel. So make sure you're following me.
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Speaker 1: I'm at Chris el Fara on Instagram TikTok, and I'm
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Speaker 1: also Chris Farah on YouTube of course, at the patreon
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Speaker 1: dot com slash Chris Farah and a Facebook group Vanity
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Speaker 1: Farah are my page Chris Fara, So I will post
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Speaker 1: information I have. They're going to be around for more.
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Speaker 1: That's what I have to say, because especially there's other
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Speaker 1: players involved, like his daughters and his ex wife. But
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Speaker 1: now we know that on Today's Menu of Horrible Decisions,
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Speaker 1: Alison has made them go to her church. Now I
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Speaker 1: know Annabel to be a devout Catholic, which makes sense.
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Speaker 1: She's from the Philippines. It's the like major religion there.
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Speaker 1: And obviously everybody told you I am a Catholic, so
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Speaker 1: you know, I get it, and we're now supposed to
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Speaker 1: believe that Alison cares deeply about her non denominational Christian faith.
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Speaker 1: Now I will get myself in trouble because I sort
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Speaker 1: of feel like Annabelle, where I'm like, I don't get
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Speaker 1: you know, I don't get why it's so important for
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Speaker 1: you to go to a non denominational Christian church like this.
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Speaker 1: I feel the same way when I'm in a denominational
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Speaker 1: Christian church. I'm like, this looks like some convention rock show,
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Speaker 1: you know, Like I need to like a church with pews.
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Speaker 1: Annabel walks in, She's like, these are like seats, These
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Speaker 1: are like what folding seats? Like? Do these get moved
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Speaker 1: away later? Why? Because this space is used for something
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Speaker 1: else besides the House of God? Is that what you're
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Speaker 1: taught me? Weird? Anyway, So they sit and Annabel isn't
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Speaker 1: someone who's like keep her energy to herself, Like she
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Speaker 1: doesn't have like a poker face, and she's not someone
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Speaker 1: who is just going to be like now, Annabel also
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Speaker 1: knows that is not good television. What is better television
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Speaker 1: is to do exactly what Annabel is doing, which is
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Speaker 1: like rolling those eyes, yawning, being over it, and it's
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Speaker 1: not hard because yeah, it's just like a long homily.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, where's all this? Where's all the I don't
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Speaker 1: know where's all the like, I don't know. The Catholic
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Speaker 1: Church is whatever. The Western romance, I'm sorry, Roman Catholic
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Speaker 1: Church is boring, and I feel like at least the
21:47
Speaker 1: other parts are a little more interesting culturally, but at
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Speaker 1: least there's a certain rhythm about them. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: And at least again, they're like usually under an hour.
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Speaker 1: That's why when Annabel like, how long is this an hour? Now?
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Speaker 1: Some of the NONDA name sorry, some non denominational churches
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Speaker 1: I don't know why, I can't talk today are really
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Speaker 1: long for their masses, like three hours because there's like
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Speaker 1: a whole sing of the hour or whatnot. That's too
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Speaker 1: long because you have to have the hour that says
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Speaker 1: social hour, and so you're already adding time that could
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Speaker 1: be the social hour. No one has that much time
22:28
Speaker 1: you'd want to go. I love going, I mean this
22:30
Speaker 1: is I would say love is a big word. But
22:32
Speaker 1: going to church having a social moment and then going
22:38
Speaker 1: out to eat afterward, is it is great anyway, So
22:46
Speaker 1: after church, you know, in the parking lot, they all
22:49
Speaker 1: have a talk, and this part's crazy. Now. Shay is like,
22:56
Speaker 1: both of you girls have to get along, and Alison
23:01
Speaker 1: is like, well, she was being rude the whole time.
23:03
Speaker 1: She was rolling her eyes and as I said, she
23:06
Speaker 1: was just like not into it. She wasn't open minded,
23:09
Speaker 1: and it was just really annoying. And she's like, well,
23:14
Speaker 1: I think that you both are being rude. And that's
23:16
Speaker 1: when she's like, well, I mean she knows she is
23:18
Speaker 1: being rude. She has got a rude face. This is
23:21
Speaker 1: what Allison says to annabel Now, does Annabelle have a
23:23
Speaker 1: rude face? Yes, but who has a rude face? Fucking Alison? Alison.
23:28
Speaker 1: Allison's face is so rude. And then on top of it,
23:30
Speaker 1: she put lip fillerinum, which makes her fucking lips look rude.
23:35
Speaker 1: Now here's also where she gets crazy. Shay is like
23:40
Speaker 1: trying to tap dance between both people, and he's like, well,
23:43
Speaker 1: uh okay, Atiba, would you think she's like nine and
23:46
Speaker 1: like it not for me? And he's like, well, why
23:48
Speaker 1: don't we go to a Catholic Mass? And Alison's like,
23:50
Speaker 1: I'm not going to a Catholic mass. I'm not changing
23:53
Speaker 1: my life as a devout Christian woman any more. That
23:57
Speaker 1: I had to to acquiesce to this person, and who's
24:00
Speaker 1: moved here, who has to, you know, do what we
24:03
Speaker 1: do because she's moved here. Anna Belle's like, I don't
24:06
Speaker 1: have to do anything. I don't want to. She stops
24:09
Speaker 1: talking to Alison. She's like, fuck this pitch, You're rude.
24:12
Speaker 1: And then she's like, are you rolling your eyes at me?
24:14
Speaker 1: Anna Bell? And Adas Bell's like, she looks like a
24:16
Speaker 1: googly eyed doll. Those bose eyes be rolling. And then
24:19
Speaker 1: she's like, you know me, you know me? How dare
24:23
Speaker 1: you shay? So you know, here's the thing. I low
24:28
Speaker 1: key think this is again all fake, kind of let
24:31
Speaker 1: the Brandy situation. I do think this is all fake
24:33
Speaker 1: because it's just too close to home and too perfect
24:35
Speaker 1: for them to maintain like a sort of like dramatic
24:37
Speaker 1: revellency on the show. Alison knows what she's doing, Nicole
24:41
Speaker 1: knows what she's doing making sure that they're on. Alison's
24:48
Speaker 1: so upset she gets in her car. She's like, I'm
24:50
Speaker 1: not gonna deal with you. Guys. We've been having a
24:52
Speaker 1: standoff here. I'm bored. I want to drink immediately. I
24:55
Speaker 1: can't wait to get to the bar. It's already whatever eleven,
24:58
Speaker 1: Oh what am Get me out of here. And she
25:02
Speaker 1: drives out of that parking lot like a devil, rolls
25:07
Speaker 1: over some fucking curb and she's like, if they're they're
25:10
Speaker 1: gonna get married in the state, if they were to
25:14
Speaker 1: get married like next week, I would say no, I
25:16
Speaker 1: wouldn't even fucking go. Not me Christian Alison. She looks
25:26
Speaker 1: starts like speaking in tongues. We're like, oh my god, Asia,
25:30
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I just really liked Annabelle's
25:38
Speaker 1: like facial movements the entire time, and how like truly
25:43
Speaker 1: Catholic she is, and how she looks down on non
25:47
Speaker 1: de nom Christian people. Has been like, what is some
25:50
Speaker 1: weird rock concert? Is that what you're doing? Shane doesn't
25:56
Speaker 1: seem to be super Christian. Shane seems to be like, well,
26:00
Speaker 1: I just go where I was supposed to go, wherever.
26:03
Speaker 1: Whatever woman I subscribe to bosses me makes me go somewhere.
26:07
Speaker 1: I go there, And Annabel's like, yeah, and I'm that
26:11
Speaker 1: woman now and we're Katholic Katholic. Don't even worry about
26:15
Speaker 1: what's happening for Lenton advent a lot. Talk about a
26:20
Speaker 1: fish fry. You have no fucking clue, honey, no clue
26:24
Speaker 1: what's coming your way? Okay, I have to talk Meadow
26:30
Speaker 1: and Debbie, and I'm super excited. Okay. So obviously we're
26:41
Speaker 1: hot on the heels of the whole Hallyween disaster where
26:45
Speaker 1: he should have gone home but he didn't go home,
26:50
Speaker 1: and then they had to talk by the lake, and
26:52
Speaker 1: then we realized Debbie is a nightmare woman and we
26:56
Speaker 1: have to wash our hands of her and whatever she
26:58
Speaker 1: decides to do, because whatever happens to her, like whatever
27:01
Speaker 1: befalls her is her doing period. Okay, so obviously he
27:10
Speaker 1: blamed her for that whole situation, and he, you know,
27:13
Speaker 1: is just going about his business, which is the Hollywood business.
27:18
Speaker 1: But before that happens, we get there, like, oh, cute
27:20
Speaker 1: sea moment, which is they're going kayaking in some brown
27:23
Speaker 1: ass water, honey, some Mississippi river water. Honey. I mean
27:27
Speaker 1: it's it's golf of Mexico water. I don't know, it's
27:29
Speaker 1: telling you it's brown, you know, like they're kayaking in it.
27:34
Speaker 1: And at one point he decides to do one of
27:36
Speaker 1: his classic Egyptian pranks that they always do. He's so crazy.
27:42
Speaker 1: He decides to catch a fish. She's like where, and
27:45
Speaker 1: he's like, such a good actor. I thought you thought
27:52
Speaker 1: I was a fisherman, a kayaking fisherman, kayaking kayak kayaking, kayaking. Ah,
28:01
Speaker 1: so funny. Anyway, So after that we get this scene.
28:09
Speaker 1: And I'm only going to tell you that this scene
28:11
Speaker 1: is the kind of scene that, like when the cameraman
28:15
Speaker 1: is doing it, or like, how are they decided to
28:18
Speaker 1: make him do what he's doing. The cameraman is jizzing
28:23
Speaker 1: watching it happen. The editor is jizzing while they're editing
28:27
Speaker 1: this scene. He is laying on the floor looking into
28:33
Speaker 1: a mirror, trying to do different faces, a dramatic face,
28:41
Speaker 1: a hot face, a sad face, a thinking face, and
28:50
Speaker 1: he says from memory, douby or not to.
28:57
Speaker 2: Be this is the problem, and we all die, We
29:09
Speaker 2: all die listening to it.
29:12
Speaker 1: And he loves what he's doing, and he loves what
29:18
Speaker 1: he's seeing, and he loves what he's hearing. About to
29:21
Speaker 1: drop some Shakespeare on these stupid assholes. They didn't think
29:25
Speaker 1: it was coming from a tourist guide. To be or
29:29
Speaker 1: not to be? This is the problem.
29:35
Speaker 2: This is the problem, to be or not to be?
29:41
Speaker 1: To be or not to be? To be or not
29:46
Speaker 1: to be? This is the problem. Now obviously it's Shakespeare's
29:58
Speaker 1: Hamlet and he's talking about you know, suicide or whatnot,
30:01
Speaker 1: go bless, and it's it is the question he's asking,
30:08
Speaker 1: Do I live or do I die? That's the question.
30:12
Speaker 1: It's it can me connsidered a problem? I wish he
30:16
Speaker 1: kept going Do be or not to be? That is
30:20
Speaker 1: the problem, whether it is noble liter in my life
30:26
Speaker 1: to be an actor in Hollywood or to be they'll
30:30
Speaker 1: be husband in New Orleans. You know, you're like, no,
30:38
Speaker 1: don't worry. He's still thinking about not asking Wie to
30:43
Speaker 1: be his wife, but his acting career. So then he
30:46
Speaker 1: has a zoom meeting with an agent Toney, which is
30:49
Speaker 1: like crazy, how did this happen? That's what I want
30:51
Speaker 1: to know, Like, well, how did this happen? Because like, truly,
30:53
Speaker 1: how did it happen? Like did he just get an
30:56
Speaker 1: agent to dm on Instagram? Is this set up from
31:00
Speaker 1: that acting class? Like did he submit materials of this
31:06
Speaker 1: from the two headshots he was looking at when he
31:08
Speaker 1: was like, don't bother me. Did he drop a mailing
31:12
Speaker 1: into you know, the post office? Like who is this agent?
31:18
Speaker 1: And he is this person recognized as a SAG franchised
31:23
Speaker 1: agent and anyway, so that's all the questions that have
31:28
Speaker 1: to be answered. But they're having the zoom and the
31:31
Speaker 1: agent's like, well, who you know? What type are you? Who?
31:34
Speaker 1: What kind of actors do you? Like? Like what do
31:35
Speaker 1: you think of yourself as? And he's like I'm like
31:38
Speaker 1: brad Pit, hotter, better actor, better taste than women, brad Pit.
31:47
Speaker 1: And then the agent is like, well you are hot,
31:53
Speaker 1: which then I was like, what is that's this is
31:57
Speaker 1: not real. That's not real. There's the first of all, no,
32:03
Speaker 1: and then second thing is what you're on zoom and
32:05
Speaker 1: like that's so awkward and he's not I mean, I
32:13
Speaker 1: honestly want to like I think that if that is
32:16
Speaker 1: a real agent, he should be fired. Like I feel
32:18
Speaker 1: like he should be dragged through Reddit and they should
32:20
Speaker 1: fire him. He's that's not right. It was weird. It
32:24
Speaker 1: was just like yeah, it's like it's not something you
32:26
Speaker 1: would you would say, like he's not hot, so it's
32:28
Speaker 1: just say. Then the agent's like, well here's the thing.
32:32
Speaker 1: You need to take classes, acting classes and English classes,
32:35
Speaker 1: and then and only then maybe we can have a
32:38
Speaker 1: working relationship. Now, Meto hears this as being like, great,
32:43
Speaker 1: I got the agent. Good, I have new agents. I
32:49
Speaker 1: just got to sign up for dual lingo and just
32:54
Speaker 1: go back to Jimmy or whatever. Okay. At this point,
33:00
Speaker 1: now he's calling Debbie d D, which I almost think
33:03
Speaker 1: is just because his name is Meto and so d
33:05
Speaker 1: D feels more like Meto than Debbie, which is too
33:08
Speaker 1: hard to say because of the bees, the boot d
33:12
Speaker 1: the He is being in a weird mood and Debbi's like,
33:19
Speaker 1: what's up. He's like, oh, to come out here, and
33:21
Speaker 1: she's like, I had meeting with the agent. She's like,
33:22
Speaker 1: how'd I go. He's like, oh, now is my agent.
33:26
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, that's not what we heard, buddy, but okay, sure.
33:32
Speaker 1: Jan He's like, I'm so excited I got to sign
33:35
Speaker 1: up for classes and she's like, okay, well, you know
33:37
Speaker 1: what also is exciting us us is exciting remember us
33:44
Speaker 1: we get to do fun things like get married or
33:47
Speaker 1: you're going back. Seems like you're more excited about this
33:51
Speaker 1: acting stuff or our marriage in the wedding. So then
33:54
Speaker 1: one day we're assuming, the next day we don't quite
33:58
Speaker 1: know how life works and time works in the galaxy.
34:00
Speaker 1: She's like, I have a surprise for you, and he's like, great,
34:03
Speaker 1: I've been asking please surprise me every day with a
34:06
Speaker 1: new fun thing. I'm so bored here, Please entertain me.
34:10
Speaker 1: I've been asking for you to do something more. I
34:13
Speaker 1: want more from you. And then she's like, okay, well
34:16
Speaker 1: get in, buckle up, let's get her smoothies. Let's go.
34:19
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. She doesn't get her smoothies, but you
34:21
Speaker 1: know that she thought about it. So she had gone
34:23
Speaker 1: online and found this chapel. She goes in the chapel.
34:26
Speaker 1: There's a girl there, lady there, running the chapel with
34:28
Speaker 1: an English accent. It's adorable, an adorable English accent. And
34:32
Speaker 1: he should see his face when she's like, oh, look
34:36
Speaker 1: where i'd brought you your surprise, this chapel. And he
34:41
Speaker 1: looks like she was like, denounce everything you've known and
34:51
Speaker 1: worshiped the almighty devil. Like you know, he looks at her,
34:54
Speaker 1: He's just like what No, he's so upset. So they
35:02
Speaker 1: tour this chapel. It's cute enough, it's tiny, but it's cute.
35:05
Speaker 1: It's like well pointed, there's charm, there's like some red
35:08
Speaker 1: room you can hang out in, some green room, you know,
35:11
Speaker 1: like the nice English lady's like, what do you what
35:14
Speaker 1: do you think of this? You know what? I god
35:16
Speaker 1: buss And he's like, Nola. She's like, okay, well, I'll
35:21
Speaker 1: give you time alone, you know whatever. God buss. So
35:24
Speaker 1: then Debbie's like, uh, okay, buddy, and he's like and
35:30
Speaker 1: she's like too much and he's like, oh yes, absolutely
35:37
Speaker 1: too much. And she's like, I don't think okay. Uh.
35:44
Speaker 1: He's like, I think we need to talk. I need
35:49
Speaker 1: to return back home. And she loses her mind. She's
35:58
Speaker 1: like what, no, no, not this, not you wanting to
36:05
Speaker 1: go home? Like she leaves the premises. She yells at
36:10
Speaker 1: the producer's following her. She has a mini breakdown. She
36:14
Speaker 1: like has to like kneel down on the street hypervent
36:18
Speaker 1: a landing over this man who clearly has never loved
36:21
Speaker 1: her and doesn't want to be with her and can't
36:24
Speaker 1: even muscle through this wedding venue. She can't even really
36:32
Speaker 1: scam her, like, not to the degree that he would
36:35
Speaker 1: need to do to get the scam across. Surely it's like, Okay,
36:42
Speaker 1: he wants to be an actor. So in order to
36:44
Speaker 1: be an actor, you know, and really to have like
36:47
Speaker 1: some footing, you have to do it in America. But
36:50
Speaker 1: I wonder if there was something where the agent was like,
36:55
Speaker 1: you have to know English better that he was like,
37:01
Speaker 1: I don't want to exert the effort, so I might
37:05
Speaker 1: as well go back to Egypt and I don't have
37:07
Speaker 1: to worry about it. Because if you wanted to be
37:11
Speaker 1: an actor, like if your whole thing was I want
37:13
Speaker 1: to be an actor, an American actor, Brad Pitt, Hollyoo
37:15
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blahlah, then you would think you would
37:18
Speaker 1: do whatever it took, especially once you were in America
37:22
Speaker 1: to stay there. And an agent being like, okay, well
37:26
Speaker 1: you got to do two things. Continue the first thing
37:27
Speaker 1: you're doing, which is take acting classes, but also take
37:30
Speaker 1: English classes. You would think someone would be like, Okay,
37:35
Speaker 1: now here's the thing. Learning how he knows how to
37:39
Speaker 1: speak English, right, But learning to auditsh an accent or
37:44
Speaker 1: learn or just having to like sit through classes in
37:48
Speaker 1: itself is annoying. It's not fun and it's definitely work,
37:53
Speaker 1: like elocution classes, or like addiction classes or you know,
37:57
Speaker 1: any language classes. Obviously, like you're paying attention to someone
38:00
Speaker 1: and you're having to memorize something and then practice something
38:03
Speaker 1: over and over. It's obviously, you know, not the funnest.
38:06
Speaker 1: So I wonder if he is the kind of a
38:08
Speaker 1: person that just like dreams about certain things, that doesn't
38:12
Speaker 1: want to exert the effort and it needed to get
38:14
Speaker 1: it done, because surely he can have whatever acting career
38:18
Speaker 1: he wants to have in Egypt. And I'm not saying
38:20
Speaker 1: it's bad, like he can, but he's the one that's
38:22
Speaker 1: been like, oh, I want to be like Robert de Niro,
38:24
Speaker 1: Like okay, you know, like obviously Robert de Niro is
38:26
Speaker 1: not an Egyptian actor. So it is crazy though, to
38:30
Speaker 1: have that agent conversation and then to consider that a
38:33
Speaker 1: person basically said he wanted to be an agent to him,
38:36
Speaker 1: which were like okay, and then to be shown what
38:39
Speaker 1: feels like the light of like okay, well, all you
38:42
Speaker 1: gotta do is marry this woman. Here's the thing to
38:46
Speaker 1: marry her with. In this place, she's literally planning everything
38:49
Speaker 1: for you, and he's saying no to that is interesting. Now,
38:55
Speaker 1: as your friend who watches the show has already said
38:58
Speaker 1: the streets say that they get married. Reddit found the
39:02
Speaker 1: wedding form. Yeah, I don't know why I said it,
39:08
Speaker 1: like that wedding title license. Thank you. Okay, so it happened.
39:15
Speaker 1: I don't know if it happens in this chapel or
39:17
Speaker 1: whatever whatnot. But she is losing her mind thinking that
39:19
Speaker 1: he wants to go back, and we're like, oh my god,
39:22
Speaker 1: he should be going back. Also, you should be the
39:24
Speaker 1: one setting him back. In the fact of this man
39:25
Speaker 1: and wants to go back now through his own accord
39:28
Speaker 1: when he wants to be an actor. It's embarrassing, but
39:31
Speaker 1: you know what, she deserves it. There's Debbie crying in
39:34
Speaker 1: a puddle of her own tears in front of this
39:36
Speaker 1: chapel that she Google searched to this man who clearly
39:40
Speaker 1: doesn't love her when she didn't understand that or this
39:42
Speaker 1: is all fake and we'repo and this is like she's
39:44
Speaker 1: acting better than he is. I'm not quite sure is
39:46
Speaker 1: she a better actor than he is? And that's what
39:48
Speaker 1: we're watching. I really need you to tell me not
39:53
Speaker 1: to be Debbie's husband. I don't know, I don't know
39:59
Speaker 1: what it's hard. It's hard again. It's the question of
40:06
Speaker 1: the ages. What should I do? He is someone who
40:14
Speaker 1: would want to play Hamlet, and he's someone who I
40:18
Speaker 1: would It's like one of those things where I would
40:20
Speaker 1: watch him do Hamlet. I would absolutely have to have
40:24
Speaker 1: Jake and Matt by me. I would absolutely have to
40:29
Speaker 1: be able to grab one of their thighs throughout the
40:32
Speaker 1: both of their thighs throughout those are The reality is
40:35
Speaker 1: obviously throughout the entirety of the performance, because you know,
40:41
Speaker 1: it's so it's it's he's so self conscious. He's so
40:46
Speaker 1: self serving and like weird and like I can't imagine
40:50
Speaker 1: him having a truthful moment on stage. Everything has to
40:53
Speaker 1: be like presentational and an idea of what he thinks
40:56
Speaker 1: is happening. Oh my goodness, it's gracious. I've loved talking
41:01
Speaker 1: about this. I can't believe that she was like, yep,
41:05
Speaker 1: three weeks to the wedding, let's get it up, honey,
41:07
Speaker 1: we'll get here, we'll get the thing. Three weeks. He
41:09
Speaker 1: hasn't even proposed yet. He doesn't want anything to do
41:11
Speaker 1: with me, you know, like he doesn't even really ask
41:13
Speaker 1: for smoothies anymore. And the way she said she was
41:16
Speaker 1: going to do it. She's like, this is the last
41:18
Speaker 1: move I can make. At what point are we going
41:23
Speaker 1: to like talk about you shouldn't have to craft a
41:27
Speaker 1: war plan to get someone to do something you want
41:31
Speaker 1: them to do, Like, if you want to get married
41:35
Speaker 1: to someone, it shouldn't be that hard. And if it's
41:41
Speaker 1: that hard, there's a reason why, Like what is ours
41:45
Speaker 1: like can't be taken away from us, you know, like
41:50
Speaker 1: you have to work in that, you have to like
41:52
Speaker 1: compromise and be a better person and all that stuff truly,
41:55
Speaker 1: but you can't stronghold things like try and push square
42:04
Speaker 1: pegs into a round holes. Like the way that she
42:09
Speaker 1: said that was so interesting to me. Oh, I had
42:13
Speaker 1: my phone here, I found it. Okay, I want to
42:14
Speaker 1: just tell you what Nicole said. I'm sorry, I don't
42:18
Speaker 1: have a thing of this. Yeah, by the way, how
42:23
Speaker 1: is everyone okay? This is on Facebook. This is Nicole
42:40
Speaker 1: Shay's ex wife, responding to a comment. The comment says
42:42
Speaker 1: the woman he is going to marry is nasty too,
42:45
Speaker 1: so controlling, and we'll let him speak to his daughter's mother.
42:48
Speaker 1: Ever again, neither of them are prize packages. Nicole said,
42:52
Speaker 1: I am not Alison's mother. Lool I am Madison's mother,
42:55
Speaker 1: which you all haven't seen on the show at all
42:57
Speaker 1: because he doesn't have anything to do with her because
43:00
Speaker 1: he's shitty. Speaking of Shay, someone said, so tell us
43:04
Speaker 1: what was the draw to him, and then Nicole said,
43:09
Speaker 1: I was twenty one when I met Shae, a single
43:11
Speaker 1: mom of a one year old, beautiful little girl. He
43:15
Speaker 1: was thirty four. He was kind and considerate, helped with
43:18
Speaker 1: my little girls. Sorry, I spent plenty of money and
43:21
Speaker 1: seemed financially stable, knew how to have fun and married
43:30
Speaker 1: but supposedly divorcing and already had divorce papers drawn up
43:34
Speaker 1: for eight months. He will tell you himself. I just
43:36
Speaker 1: went out and a bat with him. We weren't sorry,
43:39
Speaker 1: We weren't sexually involved until I actually saw divorce papers.
43:44
Speaker 1: He was fun and I was young and looking at
43:46
Speaker 1: start a family with someone I loved. We clicked and
43:49
Speaker 1: always had fun, but he never would divorce his wife,
43:52
Speaker 1: even after I had a baby with him. It was
43:54
Speaker 1: a trauma bond for me for years. I bounced back
43:56
Speaker 1: and forth with him without him with him, I had
44:00
Speaker 1: more children and we didn't actually get married until twenty
44:03
Speaker 1: twenty one, when our daughter was fifteen and since the divorce.
44:06
Speaker 1: I didn't look back. We remain friends and because we
44:09
Speaker 1: have a kid together, we tried things more than friends
44:12
Speaker 1: and I always shot him down and want him to
44:14
Speaker 1: stay together and happy. I sincerely hope they do. I
44:19
Speaker 1: haven't asked Shay for anything and so long, so this
44:21
Speaker 1: is laughable. I share as don't want anything from him.
44:26
Speaker 1: He is a garbage person. No onman deserves the maipulation
44:29
Speaker 1: and cheating shit that goes on when you're in a
44:31
Speaker 1: relationship with him. Period. Yeah, she's just God blessed. She's talking.
44:38
Speaker 1: People are talking to her on Facebook, honey, and she's
44:41
Speaker 1: talking back. Okay, my babes. That is all I have
44:46
Speaker 1: to say. If you haven't yet, please give this podcast
44:49
Speaker 1: five stars and a fun review, like some weird thing
44:51
Speaker 1: you liked. I don't know something fun I said that
44:54
Speaker 1: makes you super happy. I love to read those. It
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