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But is it ok to give your candy cigarettes? · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, it's Scott and Alley.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh I was wondering what the birthday was.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is February 8th, 1954.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna guess you're not in 1954.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, no problem.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_02: Does your grandma have that birthday?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's too late now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Does your Mall have that birthday?
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  SPEAKER_00: Side note, this unfortunately no.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, or it just could be you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I guess I'm gonna take it off Scott and Alley's stories since nobody won it this week.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yep, you got well, we wait until next week.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, so we gotta come back to this.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, this is why.
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  SPEAKER_00: This text right here proves my question of what is acceptable today.
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  SPEAKER_00: See, there was so much that was acceptable back in the day, but now we keep coming into, well, we can't do that anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I was just wondering.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if we can or can't.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just something that I've remembered when I was a kid.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would be at a pool and my parents would shove me right in the pool.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you know it was the worst.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was less on Mark, more on Gail.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gail's the shover.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not surprised at all.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you get a shovel.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: She got her, you got your revenge.
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  SPEAKER_00: She got drop foot and had to have surgery.
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  SPEAKER_00: So all the pain she gave you for those years, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Karma.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, she's doing very well.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, my mom had surgery two days ago, something like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I I I said, Is this still okay?
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  SPEAKER_02: Can we still do this?
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you shove your kid in a pool?
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  SPEAKER_02: And 8456 said, I guess it depends on the kid.
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  SPEAKER_02: My seven-year-old, for sure, I would push her in the pool all the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: But my four-year-old doesn't like to be pushed to the pool pool pushed in the pool.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well no, nobody likes it.
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  SPEAKER_02: But then in the minute they hit the water and their body adjusts, they're like, ha ha ha ha! And you can't get them out.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, I think we should start pushing nobody likes it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think we should start pushing early and often.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because do you remember do you remember being at a pool party?
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  SPEAKER_02: And there would always be the kid, like anytime you would splash them, they became a big whiny baby crybaby, and you're like, oh my gosh, little, you know, crybaby Zach.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shh, don't tell myself that.
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  SPEAKER_00: You might get another no this weekend from whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Listen here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, you just made a fist after 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get over it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think he's finally growing a set with you.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's gonna start saying it more.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_02: So anyway, so there was always there was always the crybaby at the pool party.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't get my eyes wet.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't get my hair wet.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, your your parent obviously didn't shove you in a pool and it shows.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't take it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I wanna I wanna be I wanna be with the kids at the pool party where they're on the raft, and I'm like, dunno.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're the shark.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then I go underneath the raft and whoosh, everybody's like, Well, see, you're the okay, but the pool bird that baby crybaby Zach.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't tell them.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't tell him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um The thing is at a pool party, likely one of your friends are gonna do it, which you have no problem with.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really, this stems from is the guardian of the child still allowed to do it without having the county knock at the door later.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, let me give you another one then yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm at Martha Lloyd.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this I've seen this twice in one week.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm at Martha Lloyd, and they have this like little sweets and treats shop uh in Troy.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's called the Copper Tree.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, they had a bunch of old or older candies, you know, it's candies that you would love, like Mike and Ike's.
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  SPEAKER_00: It came from the bottom of your grandma's purse.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Along with a cat hair.
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  SPEAKER_02: And here's her word, there's your original.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's another one for kids.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can you give kids candy cigarettes?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I was there yesterday and they had the candy cigar.
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  SPEAKER_02: They had the candy cigarette.
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  SPEAKER_02: A candy cigar?
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  SPEAKER_02: I've never seen that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you've never seen that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, you probably haven't been to a baby shower in a while where they had these.
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  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, so I Unfortunately, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: So that's the second time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Saw candy cigarettes yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then when I was in East Aurora for 4th of July, went to a candy shop there, candy cigarettes again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Would you give Gavin and Lydia candy cigarettes?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: You'll push it, he'll push them in a pool, won't give them candy cigarettes.
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  SPEAKER_00: The optics implying lung cancer versus drowning.
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  unknown: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow, tough choice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a tough choice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so would you give them candy cigarettes?
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  SPEAKER_00: You and I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And if anybody doesn't know, this is why I say this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Candy cigarettes is bubblegum, essentially.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or it's the chalky ones.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, or hard as a brick.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's either chalk or the or gum.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of the two.
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  SPEAKER_00: And if it's the gum one, that's because they wanted to make it look like it was lit at the end.
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  SPEAKER_00: Got those?
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  SPEAKER_00: But uh because the chalk ones just had like was dipped in a dye at the at the tip.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love those.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the bubblegum ones were the best.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the reason I say that is I remember as a kid when you'd blow on it, a puff of powdered sugar would come out at the end, which made it appear that you were eight and smoking a camel.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think they stopped doing that part because the cigarettes that I got, I'm sorry, the candy cigarettes that I got were neither of them smoked.
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  SPEAKER_00: They I mean But you remember that version, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, I do very vividly, and I loved that part.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I d as a kid, I'm like, Do you understand how bad Squat?
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's want to come over.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to shove you in the pool.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go swing on the swings.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hi, Melissa.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's going bye.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to go play hopscotch next door with Jolly?
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's go do that.
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  SPEAKER_01: How about jump rope?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm ready.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you're seven.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um so no to the candy picker.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because this is really fun.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
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  SPEAKER_02: Don't allow your children to listen to this show.