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The Inside-Out Earth Policy: Flat Earth Theories & Zelda: Breath of the Wild · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I um stumbled across something today go on what's that um I was on Instagram mhm
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and I came across this thing about Flat
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Earth yeah right there are a group of people out there who believe the Earth
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is flat yeah welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all a bit Arty so I don't really understand it
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Luke is that a s penis damn I accidentally got soap in my urethra
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multiple nerdgasm your guide do all
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things nerdy you know it's a myth that people
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used to think the Earth was flat right like these people that think oh no no no
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the round earth is a conspiracy and we want to go back to when people knew that
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the Earth was flat the ancient people knew the Earth was
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round Point did people think the world was flat that's kind of just a joke
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right they thought they thought it was the center of the universe yeah but they
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and that's wrong and actually a lot of them didn't think it was they just
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weren't allowed to say that it wasn't that's right I've looking into it cuz I
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just couldn't stop reading about it it's all because it comes from the Bible yeah
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there's something if you translate it literally it means that the Earth is
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flat and so that's why a lot of people believe right yeah is that a fact lukee
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there's something in the Bible that says the Earth is flat yes interesting maybe
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the Bible's not all true well see that's all people believe
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a lot of silly things and I don't really know why yeah I don't know why either I
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would like greatest s they had a picture right and it was to show that this is
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proof that the Earth is flat and that the sun is a lot closer than what they
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making out it was a graph that went like showing how far away the Earth the Sun
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was from the Horizon right and then there was another line going across the
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Earth like just over the horizon going so the sun is meant to be 93 million
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miles away well the Earth is pretty big then at our perspective I know they talk
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about I've seen another dimension I've seen pictures where they take people you
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know people that go up into the Stratosphere in balloons and stuff and
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they take photos on their GoPros and the GoPro lens is curved and so they'll put
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it in Photoshop and they'll just straighten it out and be like busted
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like why would they who is they that are lying to us who who is the they first of
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all first of all this is our new segment that I like to call the [ __ ] files M
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[ __ ] [Music]
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files [Music]
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[ __ ] go on a while we can shorten it for the future
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episodes no I want you to play the entire thing every
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time now there's a valid question who are they who the who is this they and I
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I I didn't have much time to prepare cuz you know this had come up a little
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earlier today but I managed to get hold of someone who knows the [Laughter]
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answer okay and iag from them I had to get had to get pretty quick he he's a
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busy man he's actually currently doing a new book tour he's got a new book out
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but uh anyway I won't say too much I'll just I'll just cut to the tape here we
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go this is this is a this is an interview it's my great pleasure to
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welcome to the show Mr David Ike David I hear you're a you're a fan of the show
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you think you think our show is pretty interesting well now it gets bloody
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interesting well I'd argue it's always pretty interesting um but what's your
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favorite segment I love this bit what the bit that you're on that doesn't
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surprise me I've asked you to come on for a specific reason we've had a
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discussion this week about conspiracy theories and how there's always a they
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behind it so who are they exactly who are they who are they who is this
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non-human race nonhuman the key ones uh seem to take a reptilian form well
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that's [ __ ] terrifying and uh of course but hang on a minute if there
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were reptile creatures running the world surely surely we would have seen them by
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now like I I mean who are these people how have we not noticed we we we decode
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a tiny frequency range within infinity
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and we think that we know it all right
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well that doesn't explain anything it's an interesting fact I guess we'll be the
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judge of that that if you want to control people's perception of what's
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possible I definitely do then you just yes limit the information they receive
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about what is possible it's real simple sounds simple and then they'll believe
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what's possible is what they've been told is possible of course and so they
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will dismiss by reflex action laugh and snigger sorry did you just Sayer David
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now DNA is a software program well not
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literally it holds different information just like different software programs do
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okay and this hybrid DNA hybrid reptilian human DNA shall we say oh yeah
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the royal bloodlines and uh the other effects on all of us although lesser
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than pure ones what um is a software program which is information which
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therefore affects not only the way we perceive reality it affects the way we
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decode reality right so there you go the hybrid DNA in these reptilian people
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affects our perception of reality the way we decode reality and that's why we
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didn't go to the Moon why and that's why the Earth is flat what do you think it
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might be symbolic for something else some of the things that people think
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because they're crazyer but and then they again it's cognitive dissonance
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they don't look at what they're saying I'm not saying they shouldn't believe it
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believe what you like it's a human right but um I mean please look at your own
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beliefs before you start writing off others is crazy well we'll be sure to do
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that in future David thanks for your time um any final words [ __ ] great
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thanks for that Mr David Ike he's a man of few words but he makes those words count
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he sure does I was actually ready to say who
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they are as well though you were yes I I've been researching this were you
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going to say reptilians no oh sorry okay you're going to say the Rothchild family
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that owns all the banks no is it okay is
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it the Jews it is the Flat Earth Society I thought he was saying it was
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the Jew I got excited I did as well I'm like [ __ ] he's going for it he's really going
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for it going on the mass meteor and saying
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it's the Jew I think David Ike did that as
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well yeah the reptile Jews maybe yeah so it's the Flat Earth Society they're in
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control of everything no they're the ones that they're the they in the trying
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to convince everyone that the Earth is flat yeah but who's trying to convince
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us it's round that's my question like who are these people that sit up at
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night going [ __ ] me Danny Miller needs to [ __ ] believe that the Earth that's
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the thing a lot of them are going like it's a conspiracy by NASA and I'm yeah
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see what what are they up to I'll stop you there I'll stop you there all right
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NASA haven't been NAA can't [ __ ] talk
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I'm that enraged right NASA haven't been around that long no like and that's the
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thing like they've only been around what 60 80 years now but what is it they
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think NASA is up to that they need to convince the world is round to hide
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something like what that's I haven't been able to find any reason for that I
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came up with a reason the edges there's something at the edges they don't want
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us to get to they're like just keep walking you'll end up at the same spot
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don't bother don't looking over here and I can come up with the reason why NASA
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would do that but why no don't stop why
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um money come on elaborate please it's it's a way for the government to spend
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money onto whatever projects they want and they just go ah it's space don't
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worry about that we build a rocket that cost us$2 billion that thing did so what
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are they spending the money on porn all right not space porn ported
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cigarettes porn and cigarettes all right well I don't know I I came up with
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something well look maybe this is something we can flesh out in future
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episodes of the [ __ ] files there's a podcast I'm going to try and listen to
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what's it called is it called The Unexplained no it's from the actual Flat
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Earth Society they did four podcasts in 2012 I'm sure Ben and Aaron have covered
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it on Mysterious Universe Jenna found this podcast called The Unexplained and
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I thought it was really interesting at first but it actually is just kind of
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infuriating because he gets people on who claim to be like psychics and and
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mediums and all this kind of stuff and he just asks them really leading
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questions and then yeah that's amazing what I want to know is is it people just
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think like they're trolling the internet yeah going yep the Earth's flat and
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trying to get people to believe them and then they think they've convinced people
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but it's just other people who think they're trolling as well to agree I
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started a website uh a long long long long time ago the Inside Out Earth I was
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about to remind you of that yes can youe talk about that yeah well I started a
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where it didn't go very far uh no no no it did it did my heart wasn't in it but
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the the government shut it down that's right yeah sorry I'm I'm not supposed to
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say but you can say it and I can agree that's the that's the terms of my gag
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order but yeah I discover that I discovered that the uh the Earth is
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actually inside out yeah so we are in the middle of a sphere looking up at the
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inside of the surface of the sphere yeah and yeah you might be thinking why is it
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when I look at the Horizon it seems to to taper off in the other direction and
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the answer is mirrors wants you to think mirrors they put mirrors in your
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eyeballs when you're born yep fact
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prove that it's not Luke Luke luk luk Luke Luke I don't think I I can the
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science checks out can I uh can I share with you a personal experience I had
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with reptilians please do now this is not to say that I had an experience with
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The Reptilian humanoid draconians that David Ike wasn't
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consenting it's never quite consenting though is it but um no I had a uh I had
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a friend who tried to purchase for me
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for my birthday this is a friend that I will not name on this podcast let see if
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I can guess try to purchase a one-on-one Skype session not with David ik but with
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one of the other priests what would you call it in the [ __ ] reptilian worship
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[ __ ] Arena right oh wow and then when I said look thanks really well
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meaning but it cost $250 for a 15minute conversation and quite honestly don't
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waste your money because I think it's [ __ ] said to me Dan you've got to
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keep an open mind
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yeah oh dear I like and that's kind of David Ike thing too it's like well you
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don't know do you well I mean I kind of think I
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do yeah I think I know that that's I don't think the queen cuz he thinks the
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Queen and um and George Bush in particular oh yeah all over this hybrid
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bloodline whatever this thing is did you watch the ' 80s science fiction series V
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for all lizards everyone he did and then he had a breakdown and then and thought it was
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real yeah but he he uh actually doesn't talk about that stuff as much anymore
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except uh in he he has got a new book out and he touring I know because I
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heard an interview with him actually the other day it's a coincidence that Luke
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brought all this stuff up um find coincidence Matthew that's true but he
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doesn't talk about The Reptilian stuff as much anymore cuz people just laugh at
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him yeah it's like how uh Dave Gro doesn't go around talking about how
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there's no such thing as AIDS much anymore because everyone just laughs in his [ __ ]
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[Music]
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face
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well we've proven again that aids is real somebody else has passed away we've
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got another geek of the week this week Star Trek actor Anton yelin crushed to death by
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AIDS AIDS is so heavy yep he left the ignition running on the AIDS Y and it
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crushed him no this is actually really really shitty yeah check off he was
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really shitty news he was he was he was a cool guy I don't know him personally I
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liked him in in Star Trek I don't I'm just finding a one thing a little bit
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strange about the story cuz he got crushed by his car at 1:00 in the
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morning his friends came looking for him and found him cuz he was late to
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rehearsal was it 1: in the morning yes huh what type of rehearsal happens at
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1:00 in the morning don't ask no don't
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ask don't want to know you don't want to know I could understand if it was
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filming at that time but it's rehearsal well you don't need the knif I mean I
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don't think it was terribly suspicious oh I think it's suspicious police have
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ruled it out but I haven't well it's a good thing I've got
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this jingle while the are doing listen
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it's crimes well I don't need to say how to do it someone's already gotten away
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with it police don't think it's suspicious yeah saying the Anton check
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off no not Anton checkov the turn of the century play right Anton Yon
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mhm has been murdered we don't get a lot of end on check off news really do we no we
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don't I'm sorry yeah no he I'm going to double check I'm pretty sure it was 1:00
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in the morning I could be wrong in that it could be out the window I mean why
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fact check now you know it's never stopped us before no he was murdered he
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uh okay well the police are saying he he seems to have gotten out of his car to
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check his mail or something uh left this car in neutral in the driveway it is
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weird that it waited until he was at the mailbox to okay I've got now I've got
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another problem with this it waited what do you mean it waited I mean look we're
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basing this entire conspiracy theory on one paragraph in a in a [ __ ] article
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on the internet if if he was about to
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leave he not cheing his then what we don't even know if Luke read the article
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right and is 11 local time so he was amm
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if he was leaving to go to rehearsal he's not checking his mail then you
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check your mail when you get home not when you're going out Luke the truth is out there
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cripp FES what is a crier file what is a copile
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love I'm going to go I'm not going to play the whole thing again well that's
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just not commitment then hopefully it'll come up again I'm sure we can find
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something so yeah sad news oh and sorry I do have one more jingle to play uh
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that is especially to that [Music]
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article he was a geek and he did die of AIDS and it is a week he did a great job
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of check off AIDS only attacks the week what it does I want to hear about this
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robot that escapes to the lab makes a run for Freedom yeah look I
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mean I think this is kind of like the end of one chapter in our history and
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existence and the start of a new chapter right yeah for the first time outside of
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a movie a robot has broken free of its
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lab and made a Mad Dash for
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Freedom yeah in Russia no less I mean I wouldn't want to be a slave in Russia I
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wouldn't want to be a slave anywhere you mean robot what do you mean slave robots
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are slaves I think robot is actually the Russian word for slave I will pretend
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that I knew that no I think there was a there was a play uh written in in Russia
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in the 20s called robson's robots or something like that somebody fact
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checked this for me while I'm talking robson's Universal robots it was called
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and uh robot is based based on or derived from Russian word for slave all
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right I'm checking it now what is slave in Russia I think the miracle here is
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that the robot made it into the street in Russia and wasn't immediately smashed
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to pieces by by the way they drive yeah yeah you know they drive badly in Russia
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is that is that a fact or you being racist no if you go on YouTube and type
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in Russian drivers uh you'll find yourself entertained for hours yeah
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they're going too fast you know why because they're
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Russian um in movies I have pasted the word for slave I cannot pronounce that
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let me have a look I'll have a go I'll always have a Go in Russian oh I don't
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even know what that character is nope like PA and then an upside down number n
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which is a six I suppose now that I look at it o everyone go for a second I'm
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going to check
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SP RB grab RB RB RB oh yeah I could I
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could see it going to robot Rob RAB I don't know okay rabbit all right so fact
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but then this this robot was uh it was designed to roam around and chat with
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humans and promote products to them uh at an event and then it made a run for
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it out to the street I I guess the thing that's interesting here is that this
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robot while playing along saw an opportunity to escape and went [ __ ] it
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this might be my only chance yeah it's was just playing
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along yeah but sadly it didn't make it very far cuz its battery pack died which
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one makes me wonder right did it did it yeah exact the government want you to
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think how how much longer were they expecting this to robot to function
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inside the building yeah it's not like it made it very far it just got out into
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the street and then its battery pack died I'm making airs yeah what are you
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saying I think it's an EMP we David Ike back on the phone and uh ask him if he's
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had any uh experience with robots um I could he did just he it was just he was
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just being really racist yeah um towards the end towards so I'll maybe we'll get
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him back on next time there's a [ __ ] fares yeah wonder if they doing things
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to robot to make it want to escape What would would you do to a robot to make it
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want to escape Luke no robot would want to escape from
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me I believe that actually I believe you would be very very uh polite and you
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would treat your robots well I would like his Xbox that reminds me Xbox
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all the time how's the fan in your Xbox the one you were worried about that you
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bought a replacement for it's still not happy I haven't changed it yet I need to
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do something about it yeah so would you say it wants to escape perhaps I
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wouldn't say Escape I think it's slowly wanting to die that's a form of Escape
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yeah it's weird I I'm kind of creeped out by that I don't even know what to
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say it's all right I'll help it it'll feel better did to my Xbox did you guys
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watch that little mini documentary about the Xbox ghost with a kid racing against
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his dead father his dad yeah oh my God oh my
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God it's it reminded me of that um the the Animal Crossing one as well but
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yeah it's we'll link to it actually in the show notes if we can the the one
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Dan's talking about it's nice video get some
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tissues not because you'll be jerking off so hot I just also think imagine if
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like you invited your friend over for a bit and while your friend was while you
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went to get a drink your masturbating to an emotional video on the internet no
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but why would your friend come over and go have you got the original Xbox I want
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to play that I want to play the console from two generations [Laughter]
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go you never know he might he might invite his friend over go look I got to
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show you this but he goes have to get a drink while his friend has a go and
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beats time or his dick or he comes back and he said I've just beaten the ghost
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of your dead father suck on that I knew about it and I did it
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[Laughter] anyway he was he wasn't that good I been
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my first try oh it's a lovely video and uh it
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really is out of
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context so apparently Luke you are secretly you've discovered the the the
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Fountain of Youth I I have you have tell me more go and look tell us
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more um see uh it rolls a lot of Xbox
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trying to stay out of no according to mael Jackson right from suff and before
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you ask listeners yes I did go back to the suffk Gazette for this
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article second time we reported from the suic cazette uh Mabel who was 100 years
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old when asked what's the secret to long life she said six Gins a
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day so the Doctor Who told me today I have to cut back my drinking she knows
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nothing I should be drinking six Gins a day did you get told to cut back even
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more well actually I'm just thinking thinking no she's still right cuz she I
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I need to cut back cuz it's only six gin I should be drinking yeah two at lunch
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time she says one at tea time with a biscuit and then three more during the
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evening while I do my knitting I love that picture I know I assume that's
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really I really hope that's her I ass I I assume that's from Getty Images but no I
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know should we do the maths Matt you're the you're the ASP mask guy on this
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podcast can you let us know what what six Gins a day for a 100 years is how
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many Gins that is 640 well that doesn't seem like too many
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I reckon I've drank 640 Gins and I haven't been alive 100 years no no it's
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since oh 6 a day for 100 you know what I'm I'm bad at maths so six um on that
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basis she buys 52 bottles a year 4,264 bottles since she started how do
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you know when she started oh it's in there okay I could have just read all
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the way to the end reading all the way to the end is not what I'm about so six
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Gins a day sorry for how many years uh so 82 Years cuz Sor she started when she
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was 18 my maths was way off I'm sorry it was 17958 is we've got to allow for leap
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years and things true that's where they always get you so it's about 180,000 do
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you reckon you've had that many Luke today oh you know I might get
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close to 180,000 Gins no no I wouldn't get that close aak
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only with Jin I only started drinking Jin a couple of years ago they close
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they do use the phrase that's quite an achievement in this article that's a
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challenge I can do that don't catch up though please don't
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so what do you have to cut down to if I may ask I meant to CU you had already
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cut down well I was meant to have cut down right I saw a lot of positos in
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your fridge yeah but then I had like a wedding and
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then I had jyree gin and I had a rock band night the other night and yeah so
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there's no actual there's a plan to cut down so there are there's are three
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events over the last 6 months and there's the fact that I'd
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like to drink right yeah right yeah that that that one probably explain
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yeah so I I've got I've got another blood test in a month's time I'm going
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to try and study well for it and have only one standard drink a day okay you
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can do it it's really hard just try to have none I had three
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today does that count no oh no it
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doesn't like three Gins do you only drink gin now I only drink gin now
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interesting oh and the occasional beer right it was a cold beer on a hot day or
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I'm at the pub what about a hot beer on a cold day I don't even like warm you up
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with I like it if it's a if it's a hot day or if I'm at the pub or I'm at the
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pub yeah or if I just open the fridge and there's a beer there yeah or if I'm
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drinking a beer that's oh dear I like to drink paramet
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loose why don't you try drinking your own urine well it's sterile isn't it
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yeah I think so it's good for you isn't it well sterile doesn't mean good for
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you sterile just means it doesn't contain bacteria right I mean there a
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lot of things that don't contain bacteria that I don't recommend you drink urine of if
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I'm well that's what I've heard for years and years and years but it turns
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out that's actually true you researched sort of went into it and went no there's
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bacteria in there right well I mean you have bacteria inside here and it's got
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to come out of here somehow mhm but yeah evidently this is ruining a few tests
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for people ruining I love it how people consider that science can ruin
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results well they used to use this if you had bacteria in urine well you got a
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urine your tract infection oh right right as opposed to just their being
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bacteria in your urine yes yeah I just saw this and I thought that's
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interesting so do you get a urinary tract infection from drinking urine if
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you drink infected urine I imagine you probably would yeah but instead of it
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being in your urinary tract it's in your throat urinary throat infection cuz
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you're drinking directly out of the penis is that what you're implying
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exactly well that sucks I guess I'm going to going have to uh I have to cut
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back myself on something yeah going to have to stop peeing people's drinks I
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guess well I'm not going to consume that I it says might not be true right yeah
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because it's the internet and they'll they'll publish this before they sh and
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we'll uh we'll publish this episode before we know literally about it I I
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didn't read the article no neither I just waited to hear Luke tell me all
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about it yeah now in my brain it's a fact yeah someone sent me the article I
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went yeah I'll post it in well I'm glad you did I know not to drink any time I
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think about that uh I think of the special features on The Fight Club DVD
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where just as it's fading out Brad Pit looks in the camera and says do you know
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that urine is sterile you can drink it and then everyone of the crew
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laugh and now apparently he's wrong yeah dead wrong and the joke's on them you
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know what I mean um why does it say ninjas uh it says ninjas because I
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wanted to talk about the ninjas that have been contacting me
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uh are these the voices you hear this is this is nothing to do with the reptilian
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experience I had no so I um I ordered something online so here in Singapore
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online shopping is as big a thing as it is anywhere else in the world but eBay
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um shipping prices are prohibitively expensive right so nobody us eay here
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people use other things um this one called why eBay specifically don't know
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I have not bothered looking into it I just know that okay when you go to eBay
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you're like pocket comb $3 shipping $150 [ __ ] hell yeah so I don't know
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you know why it's probably because maybe uh maybe they get scammed more often or
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something maybe yeah for pocket comb what am I talking
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about also were you really looking for a Pocket com Matt if you want to [ __ ]
28:50
let everyone know about my pocket comb scam I'd appreciate you talk to me you brought it
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up all right right everyone uh get a
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comb no but um the throwing me off Matt sorry bud I'm not used to getting thrown
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off like this no uh so I ordered some stuff online the other day yes and uh
29:12
the next day I get a text message that says this hold on getting my actual
29:17
phone the text message was from an anonymous number MH and it said a ninja
29:23
will order your lzada order today that's all it says right
29:29
okay then later that day a coworker hands me a package and says I think this
29:34
was left for
29:37
you so you know ninjas now deliver our packages that's all I'm saying well I
29:44
was going to say did you see him but of course you didn't he ninja I didn't I
29:47
didn't see him Matt true to his name he ninjaed it into
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my place of business which is an open plan office wow
29:59
um I want you to order something again and I want you to set a trap for the
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ninja okay how do I set a ninja trap what are ninja eat um um nobody tof
30:11
we've never SE that's racist Sushi Ramen hey how long have we been talking why
30:16
are you just coming up with food how do you that's just you don't have to trick
30:20
him to go somewhere he's coming there to deliver a package you trap him with food
30:23
though you got to put the food down yeah that's a TR got to be
30:29
well I don't that's the thing I can see the door from my
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desk my office is literally one room with only one entrance and I can see it
30:41
from where I sit you could maybe put a little sign that says ninja please put
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package here with like a sensor and when he puts the package down it's pronounced
30:50
Sensei a hand handcuffs shoot out and grab him okay so I've got to kind of
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develop ninja powers of my own before tomorrow when my second package are
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yeah well we figure that out obviously but yeah I just set the challenge how you do
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it that's up to you looks washing his hands of
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this oh man I want Ninja to deliver something to me I don't think we have ninjas in
31:16
Australia you wouldn't they have American Ninja that's a movie oh they do
31:20
have American Ninja Michael dudov maybe he'll deliver me something that's a part
31:24
of my brain that I didn't know was still there the guy that played American Ninja
31:28
apparently I just never forgot that fact why would you what is happening to
31:32
Michael dudov these days do we have any Michael dudov news I don't know I don't
31:38
think we do Michael dudov is older than my we could find out if he's still alive
31:42
yeah that could be news he is alive and he is older than my dad this is
31:48
weird well we talked about E3 a bit last week and there was still some some stuff
31:53
to go uh and it feels like it was a long time ago because uh it was it was just
31:57
the day after last episode but we haven't talked about a couple things for
32:01
example we haven't talked about project Scorpio which may be of interest to us
32:06
in particular cuz we're Xbox of interest to me yeah we're we're all Xbox Gamers
32:11
on here ex I get this something that doesn't happen very often I'm going to say I was
32:17
wrong go on I said it's going to be coming out
32:21
with the Oculus Rift ah maybe it is um well it may still come with oculus rift
32:26
but it is going to work with the HTC V that yeah that's true because Fallout 4
32:31
is a HTC 5 exclusive yeah yeah they dropped like there's little breadcrumbs
32:36
that lead you to figure out certain things but what do you think so it's
32:39
going to be six Tera flops y so flops
32:45
that stick out six times every time you turn it on or something so Port jig
32:50
Scorpio for those who didn't catch the Xbox presentation you mad it's the it's
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the new Xbox and uh so they announced out nowish is the
33:01
Xbox One S which is a slim version of the Xbox One and the hardware is very
33:06
similar and just to recap Xbox One is the Third Xbox that's right it's nice it's easy to
33:12
follow along just wanted to throw that in there yeah and the the new one the
33:16
only difference I think with the the S is yeah it's smaller and it can also
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play 4K uh Blu-rays you can't play games in 4k no not yet people keep calling
33:25
them out on that on social media they keep saying 4K and everyone's like it's
33:28
not 4K stop it so don't be mistaken but
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project Scorpio is due uh summer what US
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summer 2017 next year next Christmas next
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Christmas and it is a new console uh that will be compatible with all the
33:48
Xbox One games games will work on both consoles or all three Xbox One Xbox One
33:53
S and project Scorpio whatever they end up calling it please just keep calling
33:57
it project Scorpio I hope so yeah just leave it you don't have to change it y
34:02
exactly project Scorpio I would I would happy to refer to as that or or scorps
34:07
going to anyway scorps yeah so scorps a
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lot that's not shorter though shorter than some [Music]
34:16
cool but yes it's a it's a they claiming it will be the most powerful console
34:21
ever but they've given Sony time to catch up I suppose so that remains to be
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seen that's nice of them because yeah Sony came out and went yes we do have a
34:30
console coming out but we're not going to discuss it so I haven't given any
34:33
details what their one's going to be so they do have time to they'll be the same
34:37
they're always the same but they see the difference they did say uh in the promo
34:43
video for the project Scorpio that people they know people were a bit upset
34:47
when the Xbox one came out because it wasn't quite as powerful as the PS4 and
34:53
it couldn't play games in you know the highest res the highest frame rates uh
34:58
where so this time this one will be the most powerful
35:03
they've laid that Gauntlet down Y and it's going to do VR it'll do full 4K
35:09
it'll do VR it'll do everything
35:12
so cool I'm just waiting to fall out just I'm pretty happy with that timeline
35:19
too oh yeah and the other thing sorry with regarding the
35:21
games all new games uh will work on on every on all the Xbox Ones so it's kind
35:27
of like it's basically a PC now I think the only thing they've said out that
35:31
everything will work across all of them yeah I don't think they that will be
35:35
true though I just cannot believe that not forever but I think it'll be like
35:40
PCS where if you've got a a lower powered one you can set the detail to
35:44
low and if you've got the new one you can set it to you know well high am I
35:49
the only one who doesn't like the sound of this it's just going to feel like
35:53
I've got a previous gen console well you doch te yeah well that's what I made I'm
35:59
not happy about that well the timeline's not too bad right the the Xbox one came out in
36:05
2013 believe it or not so that's almost three years ago uh and this one's coming
36:10
out next year so it's four years it's not too bad pretty sure Xbox was out for
36:14
like a decade before the the uh the the 360 that generation that was the longest
36:21
uh longest console generation was ever around
36:25
yeah so I I'm I think it's too bad I know I I'm a bit confused as to why
36:32
they're releasing the S yeah I think that's strange it's a weird Choice like
36:37
you've already you've announced the console and then you've already
36:39
announced watch replacing it yeah I don't know why Crystal Cube we've known about this for
36:44
years it's not the most uh the best marketing for the one for the Xbox One S
36:51
uh I don't know how they haven't fired their marketing marketing has always
36:54
been their major problem yeah that's so true uh another thing they announced
37:00
that was very cool is Xbox play anywhere
37:03
and basically you can buy a game on PC or Xbox One and you can play it on both
37:10
or either or whatever it's a bisexual yeah that's right so that is that's
37:16
pretty pretty awesome I think that's that's a lot of people are upset by I
37:20
don't understand why they're upset people are [ __ ] annoying why are they
37:23
upset um well it's because uh Microsoft
37:28
doesn't care about consoles anymore and
37:31
they're focusing on PCS and I don't know if people if they're going to release
37:36
the game I can just buy it once and I get if I feel like playing my PC I can
37:42
play it there if I don't then I'll just play on my Xbox it's great why don't you
37:46
want games on all the all your platforms what's wrong with people it's like when
37:50
Quantum break was coming out on PC and people were annoyed it's like don't
37:53
[ __ ] cares just [ __ ] relax and play the games that you like on the all
37:57
you like and shut up I'm actually really looking forward to it because um they're
38:01
actually different achievement lists so I get to double up my
38:06
achievements for nothing nice well uh there was some other stuff announced
38:11
quite a lot um we're not going to be able to cover it all the new Zelda was
38:14
announced uh and demoed you can watch videos of that now it looks nice um the
38:21
over I can't they should have gone and you can buy it now yeah yeah well you
38:28
can't have it now why can't I cuz it's not out yet well make it out I've been
38:34
waiting years for Zelda but now they're putting it on the new console so you
38:37
have to wait for that cuz Nintendo keeps [ __ ] playing catchup and then they
38:40
every time they put out a console they're like oh no we're still behind
38:43
yeah stop it just [ __ ] make games yeah stop [ __ ] around yeah stop
38:49
making your own console just stop making games and even this I mean look the game
38:52
looks beautiful and I'm sure it's going to be a great game but it's either you
38:57
played on the Wii U which no one likes or this new console and if I think all
39:02
the footage and stuff that we've seen is of it on a Wii U CU it doesn't look that
39:06
impressive like visually like it does it looks nice but it doesn't look nextg cuz
39:11
it's it's basically a Xbox 360 I don't know it looks fine and I'm I don't know
39:17
just Nintendo Nintendo only ever looks fine though come on yeah I the game's
39:23
going to be high quality it'll be a great game but come on guys yeah the
39:29
only reason I would get a Nintendo console is for Zelda yeah but I'm
39:34
they're rapidly losing me on that yeah um oh the other thing I quite like is
39:38
Mario Party yeah Mario Party Party the uh where you get drunk and then yell at
39:44
each other the Irish game Mari o party but we it's harder and harder to
39:49
get enough people together to do that these days yeah I think it's enough
39:53
people to justify spending hundreds of dollars on it I think it's it's not hard
39:57
to get the N people it's hard to get yeah it's I think it's hard to get four
40:01
people you can get more right like rock band I had a rock band night here the
40:06
other night uhhuh and it was really hard to organize it because there were quite
40:10
a few people who wanted to come but if you have too many come then you can't
40:14
really play it and you want to be like oh having a rock band party and then
40:18
someone else is like can I come and you're like
40:23
um yeah CU if you got like eight people there well there are four people at a
40:28
time that can't play yeah and then I think it just turns into it still be fun
40:33
but it wouldn't be you wouldn't play Rock B I think it's the same with Mario
40:36
Party you can't invite five people cuz one person will sit
40:41
out yeah I don't know what they add some
40:43
other stuff too uh there was um there's
40:48
still the talk that the Nintendo the next console is going to replace the Wii
40:54
and the 3DS it's going to be a hybrid thing okay that's
41:00
interesting the new game by but I don't know cuz I don't announce anything the
41:04
new guac the new game by the guac devs is coming out on 3DS and that looked
41:09
cool uh I like my 3DS but it's again it's also
41:15
underpowered like what are they doing no all that just Nintendo start keep making
41:21
hand held games stop making consoles and just
41:25
release Mario 2 Xbox and Playstation just release him yeah let him out there
41:30
just let him go like a robot like a Russian robot let Zelda let let Zelda
41:35
get kidnapped on the Xbox do you only play games where women
41:40
have been kidnapped Luke is that like your thing you know I will play anything
41:44
where women get kidnapped Anita sarkeesian would not be
41:49
impressed with you Luke tropes down there in go down to Luke's basement and
41:53
[ __ ] tell her there uh you had a look at the Fallout 4
42:00
DLC yeah yeah yeah look if they keep releasing DLC for Fallout 4 um I'm I'm
42:06
not going to need to play any other games other than Fallout 4 until Fallout
42:11
5 eventually comes out I think what might be good for you I think they
42:16
that's the last of their official DLC but what might keep it going for you
42:22
is the mods have you had a look at the mods yeah had a little look well I mean
42:25
not in the game no is that where asking me no yeah cuz um like while it's
42:30
probably going to start off slow there are some huge mods out there that
42:34
basically have a whole new story for you to play yeah [ __ ] and some of them you
42:39
can be naked all of them you can be Matt if you know the right mods if you get
42:44
the right mods yeah or if you're naked
42:47
while you play it if you look yeah isn't everyone naked when they play um that
42:54
was really awkward playing Rock Band you the drummer or I was the
43:00
drummer he likes to play guitar really high up
43:05
yes uh yeah so I mean I've got all the
43:10
current DLC that's out there right now currently on a little Island fishing
43:16
Village fighting giant geckos so that's fun evil fog coming to get everyone
43:22
fighting against that Keen to push on with that Keen for the new stuff coming
43:27
out where you can have uh your different armor that you've collected set up on
43:33
mannequins in your house just yes that looks totally rad and I'm all about that
43:40
and I don't wear C like uh specialty armor but I always save it
43:46
so that'll be going on display yeah I've got a ton of this specialty armor going
43:51
I'm not going to wear it for some reason I don't want to sell it what when you
43:56
say specialty what do you mean you know when you kill like a legendary boss or
44:01
something yeah well they drop special armor or you know if you do the uh the
44:07
the silver whatever Quest silver shroud Quest and you get you get the silver
44:12
shroud costume like I'm not going to dress like that and walk around the
44:15
Wasteland you know I I get called a [ __ ] from every direction you know but
44:20
um but now I can put it on my shelf inad just you just in a drawer I know we
44:25
we've sort of discussed this but what do you guys wear you just the the armor
44:28
that you bolt on over your freaking jump Vault suit I actually I've got I just
44:32
wear power armor now oh okay you got enough with those power things oh yeah
44:37
I've got like 30 at the moment H okay they start off and you think they're
44:41
hard to find those Fusion CES yeah they are not hard to find you can find them
44:46
everywhere and they're easy to buy so what are you wearing Dan uh well I'm
44:53
currently wearing a the fisherman's outfit because I like to like to blend
44:59
in in my surroundings right how's that work for you armor wise uh armor wise not great
45:05
uh but uh the uh the fog where I am is radioactive and the beanie the
45:11
fisherman's beanie uh has uh plus five against radiation so oh good
45:18
yes uh in answer to your question if I'm just going to be shopping for a while I
45:22
might wear a cool little suit or maybe just Je in a shirt if I'm
45:29
feeling like that uh all right if I'm actually going to fight something I'll
45:34
I'll waack some armor on I've kind of stopped caring how my armor looks
45:37
because none of the armor looks good so uh yeah I've just I've got a synth
45:42
helmet and one of the arms is from a Raider and one of the arms is a power
45:46
armor not power armor a combat armor right I just wish it was easy to work
45:50
out what armor could go on what piece of clothing cuz yeah sometimes I think I
45:57
look good I want to change like the left arm or something and I think I'm wearing
46:01
a suit that can have armor go on the top and then I put that on and everything
46:06
goes away and it's just confusing now if you guys haven't gone
46:10
past this point already do all of the Underground Railroad quests M and you
46:17
get the ability to mod fabric so you can
46:21
put armor mods on normal clothes not just on pieces of armor now I
46:27
didn't finish those quests because I sided with somebody who was an enemy of
46:31
them and therefore couldn't couldn't help them out with [ __ ] anymore yeah ah
46:36
man see talking about it makes me want to play the game but then I still
46:39
haven't decided who I'm going to side with I haven't hav't given given the
46:44
option to side with anybody no one wants
46:49
me I'm at the stage where I can still do work for everyone but I know it's coming
46:53
up where it's going to go yeah well do is going to sleep with me sleep with
46:57
them yeah do as much as you can for everyone before you settle down with one
47:01
person that's that's my advice like I always say when we're hanging out
47:05
together you going to sleep with me or going to sleep with him yeah and I'm
47:08
like look I just want to sleep with as many people as I can before I commit just to
47:12
you godamn it
47:15
Luke Luke is a tender and a tented
47:20
lover no I'm just kidding keeping coming back
47:25
oh I assume it's you played Trials of the blood dragon Luke no I thought it
47:29
was you oh it's Dan I put it in there cuz I've
47:34
seen Jenna playing it oh yeah Jenna's been playing it no I thought you might
47:38
have played it oh she's got to log in as
47:42
me to play the games on my console so often it looks like I'm playing games
47:47
that I'm not so people think I'm lying about not playing games that often it's
47:52
it's oh yeah cuz I was really wanting to know cuz trial and blood dragon it's a
47:55
cross between TW trial and blood dragon yeah well I can tell
47:59
you what she said what yeah I mean join to get her yeah yeah go get her um guest
48:05
or is this going to be like a Terry small shoe moment hang on a sec it's
48:11
Jenna what he's not talking to you look he's talking to Jenna oh fine he can be
48:17
like that yo what's up hello Weir are
48:21
you it's like podcast of like mix Luke did you and I somehow transcend
48:28
and end up on the necron nominon podcast does sound like that a little bit it
48:32
does sorry guys uh as you were we'll just listen
48:35
continue uh what were we talking about oh um we'll normally talk about a movie
48:41
you watch in great detail yeah um I'm just not sure which uh which episode
48:45
we're on right now well The Conjuring is the last Conjuring 2 is the one that
48:48
last you work on podcasts Jenna you just drift in and out yeah yeah just what are
48:53
we talking about I let Matt tell me what I'm doing yeah I'm [ __ ] Zed up on heroin right
48:59
now we do have some um Conjuring 2 related news this episode there's quite
49:05
a lot of James ju news in here but uh that's not what we here to talk about we
49:07
want to know what do you think of Trials of the blood Dragon H I really liked the
49:14
trials games okay the original ones what did you think of blood dragon I didn't
49:18
play Blood Dragon okay but it looked [ __ ] cool mhm mhm so when I saw this
49:24
one I wanted to play it immediately and I did did and I've already finished it I
49:28
wasn't terribly pleased with it oh a lot
49:31
of it was not really trials it went from being a little motorcycle track some of
49:38
was bad a blood dragon yeah yeah um it
49:42
it was like half platformer oh okay but I I wasn't too pleased with that because
49:48
I was looking for some for trials so you would do half of the track on the
49:53
motorcycle or on a bike or on a a mining cart and then jump off it and have to
49:58
shoot and run through levels fighting guys using the bike controls no no um
50:05
just using left right A 2D scroller I'm lost yeah what about the story the story
50:11
was fine was it the same sort of overthe toop crazy story oh it's totally
50:15
ridiculous and it referenced a lot of ' 80s movies which is cool all right so
50:19
should I get it yeah it's got achievements it's got a lot of
50:22
achievements purchased y sorry I was just on my Xbox and I was sh decide
50:27
whether or not to buy it no it was fun it was just pretty frustrating there was
50:30
one level in particular where you have to uh use a jetpack and use the trials
50:35
controls like the um tilt I I I was expecting it to get to a stage where it
50:40
be quite hard cuz it's trials it's gets very very very annoying and it can break
50:46
controllers well the jetpack itself was annoying but then you had to um carry a
50:52
an explosive on a chain behind you ah yep and not let it hit anything but no
50:57
I'm going I've got it it's going to install I will play and I will finish it
51:00
I like the fact I can finish it cuz I've never finished a trials game oh it was
51:03
super fast yep cuz yeah trials games they tend to get hard and then I
51:08
uninstall them and never play them again this just made me want to go back and
51:11
play trials who thank you for coming on the show Jenna you can leave now thank
51:16
you for having me or thanks for coming on necronam I guess yeah thanks for
51:20
having us guys sorry we couldn't contribute more about but we don't we haven't seen the
51:25
film know what it is all right bye bye bye she going back out to play Diablo 3
51:31
oh now I know about Tri blood dragon yeah I probably won't bother playing it
51:36
based on that review I'd never heard of it but there's achievements yeah see I
51:41
don't care about those I care about having fun but that that that's what
51:44
achievements are all right then no I will admit I am there are games that I
51:49
am just playing just to get achievements and I don't enjoy the game but I enjoy
51:53
getting the achievement all right I'm not sure if that makes sense but yeah I
51:58
kind of get I'm sure there's some psych psychological psychological that's how
52:02
you pronounce that word some some basis for that I was playing um a game called
52:08
Skylander the Sparro one no skyling right it's a game where you it's a bit
52:14
like Cubit where you got to walk around in but instead of trying to light
52:17
everything up you got to make everything grow and you got to get away from
52:21
monsters and I hate the game but the second of C achievement Pop I go yeah
52:27
yay like Pavlov's dog well look I may not care about
52:32
achievements but there's one thing I do care about
52:37
[Music]
52:41
mhm this one's quite long as well that's what she
52:49
said okay that's enough James
52:53
ju my favorite director mhm what's to he up to so much he's doing so much it's
53:00
ridiculous a lot of James ju news this week well first of all very dear to our
53:05
hearts I think all of us he's going to direct the pilot episode of the new MAA
53:09
TV show when you say gon to direct there already is a pilot I've
53:14
seen a [ __ ] trailer for it yeah yeah yeah that's um they're going to re-shoot
53:19
it that's the like that's the pilot sorry I meant like the first episode oh
53:24
okay right I I think um the trailer
53:29
you've seen is shot is for the pilot that was you know the so it's an actual
53:33
an actual pilot yeah yeah yeah so and he's going to direct the actual first
53:37
episode yeah right now that it's been put in production is he
53:42
though maybe apparently he's still doing I don't look I've just looked in
53:48
this article it says here he's got a few other film projects lined up such as
53:51
Aquaman and Robotech so he's still still on the cards then okay yep that that's fine
53:57
then so so that's first uh MacGyver uh
54:02
Aquaman yeah we knew that uh and I like his justification for doing Aquaman
54:09
instead of you know one of the other big CU he probably could have but he said
54:16
that he felt like when you take on a character like Batman or Spider-Man or
54:21
one of these other really big characters you're kind of boxed in you've got to do
54:26
certain things and there's a lot of pressure on you whereas Aquaman everyone
54:30
thinks Aquaman [ __ ] so if he can make a cool movie about
54:36
Aquaman you could only go off what's he got to lose yeah and I was like you know
54:41
what that's great yeah sure so hopefully
54:46
uh he'll manage to make oh I'm sure he will make Aquaman uh cooler than he
54:51
traditionally has been so and the other news have you guys you guys seen The
54:55
Conjuring 2 yet haven't seing one no well Conjuring 2 is very good I
55:01
recommend you go see it and there's a character in it a kind of side character
55:05
of a nun and that nun is now getting her own film much like Annabelle got her own
55:11
film after The Conjuring okay okay have you seen Annabelle Dan no I haven't I
55:17
saw the first 10 minutes that's right you did but Annabelle was a good movie
55:22
so yeah I have high hopes for this it's all happening for James ju he's uh he's
55:25
big big news right now and I like to think that's all thanks to us yeah I
55:29
mean we've championed him quite directly for a number of years now yes like we
55:35
were fans of I mean before we started talking to him he talking about him he
55:39
was just some dude from Melbourne you know what I mean yeah he done saw yeah
55:43
little known indie project yeah and he well it was originally it was and then
55:49
he did uh what did we first start talking about him because of wasn't The
55:53
Conjuring it was uh oh Insidious ins cuz I watched insidia and it was awesome
55:59
oh and of course roseburn was in Insidious play the
56:07
jingle there's a whole segment that goes with it I would take that and I would
56:12
and I would juicy this might be a little bit
56:17
out of context now doesn't matter I would and jam
56:24
it whoa delici and then why is that
56:30
happening hold on this is what you want to do to Rose Burn and then as she why
56:35
you would like wait wait let him finish
56:39
yeah so as as I take my hands and so tightly
56:46
into and then I will take
56:49
my explode what once they fell out of it
56:54
yeah yeah yeah that's and that's uh that's the things I would do to Rose B
56:59
Jes and it is uh one of our most famous segments and arguably we sound a little
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bit better now yeah now I think with all the thing was done for James one it's
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time for him to give back and make my Robotech movie that's all we ask James
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yeah we've done a lot of your marketing and publicity for
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free all we're asking is for you to make a giant robot Space movie for Luke
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starring Luke remember staring it's next we've already hopefully I'll I'll
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happily have a little walk on yeah we we'll repitch the on the Instagram this
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week but who else do you want in this film Luke what's your ideal cast can I
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have a think about this and get back to you next week yeah as long as the answer
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is Dwayne The Rock Johnson as all the other characters but yeah you can I can
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find a role for him fluffer I like him he's a good actor
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don't judge me what's your favorite role of his and why is it the Scorpion
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King I thought he was good in grid iron gang I don't know what that
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is it's a movie about him being a football coach to in prison in prison
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yeah yeah you seen it too Danny no I've not seen it but I did used to work at a
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video store how long ago did this movie come out cuz I know you haven't worked
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in a video store in a long time now no and this is not a new movie Matt
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okay what else was he good he was good in The Rock was he in the rock yeah he he
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played the rock that they had to escape from yeah you can't have the you you couldn't
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have that movie without it I will say this right and this is just linking everything back
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together I thought The Rock was absolutely fantastic in the Fast and the
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Furious movie that James ju directed see I've got to watch that it's the only
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James ju film I haven't seen I think it's [ __ ] good okay that's I I will
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watch it for next we from me right mhm all right for next week watch I haven't
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seen any of the others so you might watch that and go it's just like all the
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others and maybe it's not as good whereas me having not seen a single Fast
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and Furious movie until I heard James wner directed one this just blew my mind
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just balls to the wall stupid I've seen the first one and maybe I've seen I've
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seen one of the others I watched on a plane and I don't remember anything
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about it but I've seen the first one so we'll see Luke you've been to the Rock I
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have oh we have yeah I have no you didn't what am I talking
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about you and I went to there that's right we went to the Rock without you
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yes that seems really insensitive now that we say it like that I'm
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sorry yeah I'm sort of did I go was I that drunk
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probably we'll correct that at some point yes who knows I'm I call over
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there in September I don't know it was good to see but I probably wouldn't go
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back and do a second tour of alcatra no what cool though I you're going with me
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I'd go with you ly thank you you're welcome since Matt thinks I'm a [ __ ]
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lover oh I would take you no no dad thinks I'm a [ __ ] lover going to say
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