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Festus Fragrence and Storage From September 9th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: So Festus is back.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're your sailor son.
• 0:03
  Speaker 3: My sailor son has a little break before he ships out,
• 0:08
  Speaker 3: and he had to move from San Diego.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: And I've talked about this before.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: A lot of the stuff goes into storage because he
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: doesn't need any furniture or anything. He can take some
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: stuff to the island, but not much.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Like what A.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: Like clothes, like like photos.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: How about his guitar.
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: Well, so he's gonna take a one guitar. It's gonna
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: take his acoustic guitar because he's on an island.
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: So yeah, and and he'll want to sit on the
• 0:39
  Speaker 4: beach and serenade the sailor boys.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: And also I haven't talked to him him about this
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: or too bad Brad Wheeler about this, But Daddy Gary
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: had an idea that Festus should take up the harmonica
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: because it's because it's small and he can take So
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: I had an idea that, And I know Brad's out
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: of town right now, but when he gets back, I'm going.
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: To see if maybe one day.
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: Next week we can have Brad come in here with
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: Festus and give him a harmonica lesson.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: So sure, I think.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: That would be because Brad Brad's famous for that, for
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: for getting people hooked on the harmonica.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: So we're going to see if he'll do that. So
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: are are you going to buy him harmonica? I think
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: with Brad's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want him to Brad, whatever one you want
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: to get, we'll get him there.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: But so there's that horner Okay.
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: So h so so some of the things he drove
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  Speaker 3: back to store at our house while he's gone, another guitar,
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: his guns, he can't take those.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: Oh darn.
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: And you never know when you might have to defend
• 1:52
  Speaker 4: yourself against a coconut crab.
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: And uh, yesterday I had a package which was perfume
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: that I ordered for myself, and I was standing in
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: the kitchen and I opened the box and Festus was like,
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: oh are we talking?
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Are we talking cologne and perfume?
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: Apparently my son has twenty six bottles of cologne that
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  Speaker 3: he uses for different occasions.
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: And oh, this one will be just perfect for that
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: late night dinner.
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: Exactly, and so so, so he brought home guns, guitars,
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: and twenty six bottles of cologne because he said, I
• 2:38
  Speaker 3: didn't want to ship those because what if they break.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: And shit and everything smells like it. So I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be stored.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: If you go to X ninety six dot com slash live,
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  Speaker 3: this is just a small sample of.
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: He just started bringing it, and that's hundreds of dollars
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  Speaker 2: worth of.
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  Speaker 1: Cologne he just started bringing out.
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  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: Wo No.
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  Speaker 3: But the funny thing is Mohammed, my other son, not
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: the prophet, also is very into cologne.
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  Speaker 4: You know. Actually I've heard that Mohammad the Prophet was
• 3:09
  Speaker 4: also into cologne.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they start having and they're comparing, Oh have
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  Speaker 3: you tried to have Yeah, in my kitchen counter, we
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: had colognees.
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  Speaker 4: You so you you you have fostered given birth to
• 3:27
  Speaker 4: two cologne addicts. I get which they go around and everybody,
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  Speaker 4: anybody they passed or anybody they spend any time within
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: a room with her.
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  Speaker 2: Jeez, I wish those guys wouldn't wear so much cologne.
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  Speaker 3: No, just because you wear a cologne or like Colonne,
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  Speaker 3: doesn't mean you wear too much of it. I have
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: never with either one of them, felt like they wear
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  Speaker 3: a lot of it. You can wear a small tasteful
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: amount of cologne. I just had no idea, and that
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: they know the brands and oh have you tried this one?
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: And oh, have you compared this one to that one?
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  Speaker 3: And they know the notes that, oh, this one has.
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  Speaker 2: Notes of wow. So it's it's almost like being a girl.
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  Speaker 1: But not im So I'm going to be still.
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  Speaker 3: And I said you, so, are you going to take
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  Speaker 3: any cologne with He said, I'll take a couple with me,
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  Speaker 3: but the rest.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a couple. He's got a couple. I'm sure
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  Speaker 4: that have been known to really get the other guys
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  Speaker 4: in the in the You know, boy, you smell great today, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: I used to Now, I used to do that. I
• 4:32
  Speaker 4: used to have I used to have four colognes. I
• 4:37
  Speaker 4: would change them at the season, and I don't remember
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  Speaker 4: what they were, and I know I think Polo is
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  Speaker 4: one of them. But e'ves Saint Laurent and they they
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  Speaker 4: would change with the season. I would change them with
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: the season, but I don't. But then I just finally,
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: you don't wear them anymore. No, I don't wear any
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  Speaker 4: cologne at all. My wife doesn't she any scent.
• 4:59
  Speaker 2: She just like, what's that? It just it defends.
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: Or carry are you? I know for a while you did.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: I don't as much anymore. French laundry. But but on
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: on occasion. I do have one. It's called fresh laundry. Oh,
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: fresh laundry. French laundry is a rest restaurant and it's
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: just smells kind of like soap.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's a clean, a clean, clean smell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Does Zoo wear perfume occasionally? Yeah, but not a not
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  Speaker 3: an every day.
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  Speaker 2: Not an everyday thing.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember the last Now I have, like, I
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: put some product in my hair that has and it
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  Speaker 4: has kind of a scent to it, and but see
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: I do it early in the morning, so by the
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  Speaker 4: time I see my wife later in the day, that
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  Speaker 4: scent is gone.
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  Speaker 1: Sketchy Blake has a great idea. What's that?
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  Speaker 5: It's uh, it's what we do is we we have
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  Speaker 5: different guys line up with colognes and Festus has to
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  Speaker 5: sniff them and guess the cologne and we call it
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  Speaker 5: have another sniff.
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  Speaker 4: I had an idea. He has guns and he has
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: lots of bottles of cologne. Yeah, they'd make great target practice.
• 6:10
  Speaker 5: Oh maybe talk about stinking up the great outdoors.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No. And it was funny because last Christmas, Mohammad bought
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  Speaker 3: Festus for Christmas a bottle of cologne and when he oh,
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  Speaker 3: I think I talked about this at the time when
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  Speaker 3: he opened at Festus was like, how did you know
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: this is one that I wanted? Like they just Mohammed
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: was like, I just I just picked it. I thought
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  Speaker 3: this would be a good a good like he was
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  Speaker 3: so happy that he picked this cologne one of he
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: has twenty seven bottles, but this was the one he
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: didn't have that he wanted.
• 6:45
  Speaker 4: My uh, for Christmas. I just remembered this. I got
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  Speaker 4: my older, my youngest son a bottle of cologne and
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  Speaker 4: I forget what.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was, but it was expensive. It was
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: quite expense.
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  Speaker 4: And some thing he asked no was something that my
• 7:02
  Speaker 4: wife asked for because she said he insists on wearing
• 7:06
  Speaker 4: cologne and he hoses himself in some kind of cheap
• 7:11
  Speaker 4: Get him some nice show, get him some really nice
• 7:15
  Speaker 4: cologne for Christmas. And I just went to I hadn't
• 7:19
  Speaker 4: been in a Nordstrom forever, went to the counter there
• 7:23
  Speaker 4: and said, I want something that's not offensive. It has
• 7:28
  Speaker 4: a very have to smell it, very light scent, very
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: just very you know, And she was actually, oh, I know,
• 7:36
  Speaker 4: I think I know what you mean, I know what
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  Speaker 4: you're doing.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: I mean you shouldn't be able to smell.
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  Speaker 3: And I think if if Festus were here in the studio,
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't You should be able to only smell it
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: when you're like really close.
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, shouldn't walk it up room exactly how it should be.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I for one, you know, now we we had
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  Speaker 4: somebody who worked here who was very sensitive to that.
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: And this office has supposed to be a fragrance free
• 8:04
  Speaker 4: essentially office, and I think it basically is. And I
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  Speaker 4: I really don't mind not smelling. I mean, I'm I
• 8:13
  Speaker 4: sort of like it too.
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  Speaker 3: But see, you shouldn't be close enough to anybody at
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: work to smell their perfume.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's not necessarily true.
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: You're in a you know, you're in a production room
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  Speaker 4: with with Katie or with you know, with Doug, and
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: you're in pretty tight quarters a lot sometimes.
• 8:31
  Speaker 5: Well, let's have a field trip to Sephora for him
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  Speaker 5: while he's here, take it down. He can smell all
• 8:38
  Speaker 5: the samples that he likes.
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  Speaker 4: I just wonder which colonne he's going to select, which
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: colonnes he's selecting to delight his fellow sailors.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we can ask Diego Garcia.
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  Speaker 3: Can We'll have him on before he leaves, and you
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: can ask him all right,