Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Civil Engineers

That's Absurd Please Elaborate · Nov 13, 2025 · 1h 7m

You know what's passé? Chemical rockets. Powering a space ship by harnessing the expanding gasses of a controlled explosion and shooting off to parts unknown guided only by fire, math, and spite for the force of gravity? Yawn. What if instead you got like, 40 cyclists with thighs as big as tree trunks that just won't quit, stuck them on some stationary bikes, and used them to power your spaceship like it was a sci-fi trireme from the year 30,000? WOULD THAT SOLVE ANYTHING??? Trace is going to find out.

Meanwhile Julian is very concerned with the structural integrity of some fairy-tale pig…