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65 - S3Ep14: Blanche’s Little Girl · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the LUNI is part of the Odd Pods media network.
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  Speaker 1: Ah hey everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, hy hello, welcome you, Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Happy spring here.
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  Speaker 2: This will air later than that, but happy spring.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, do I detect a new voice on
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  Speaker 1: the line.
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  Speaker 2: It's a new lady.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a new guest.
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  Speaker 2: This is our friend Laura the librarian.
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  Speaker 1: Babe.
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  Speaker 4: Well, for about three hundred and thirteen more days because ring, but.
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  Speaker 2: How many days before then? I got you there?
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking forward.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil anything for any of the
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  Speaker 1: upcoming episodes that we might be uh watching today, but
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  Speaker 1: there might be an opportunity for you all to do
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  Speaker 1: math later. You're welcome, no, I know, Well then, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I'm excited. I guess Aaron will get a point today.
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  Speaker 3: I guess she's the math.
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  Speaker 4: Now was that a previously?
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  Speaker 1: But was that bitch hard tea or bitch bish? I
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  Speaker 1: just want to be there.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't use your bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, I've given you so much grace. With grace,
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  Speaker 1: you will be using bish or else.
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  Speaker 3: I was still in Christen yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I want to go to in your shops and find
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  Speaker 2: little license plates. Let's say grace and start mailing them
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  Speaker 2: to you to send you grace. She gave me this,
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  Speaker 2: Lucky guys, I don't waste your postage.
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  Speaker 1: Like this is how Abby. This is how Kristen feels
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  Speaker 1: about leaning into talking to Abby. Is that like when
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  Speaker 1: I give you like a tiny inch of like allowance
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  Speaker 1: that grace isn't the stupidest way to say, like just
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  Speaker 1: like be kind and like understand people's lives. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine, I'll use it now. I love Dina that
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  Speaker 1: much that I will get over my aversion to this phrase.
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  Speaker 1: And then she's like, I'm gonna fucking send you a
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  Speaker 1: license plate every day and ruin your life with your kindness.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's because I found something that annoys you when
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  Speaker 2: i'm the.
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  Speaker 3: Grace.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I get that license you know.
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  Speaker 2: Like little souvenir things with people's names on them, key chains,
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  Speaker 2: license plates, ones, magnets. I always look to see if
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  Speaker 2: they have Grace now, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is funny because a lot of times they don't have
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  Speaker 1: air and they have Erica, and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't have Gina. Half the time, no one's
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  Speaker 2: named Erica. They have Gianna.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, really, it's if they have my name spelt right, so.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could imagine. I have a co worker whose
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  Speaker 4: name is x C E N I A.
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  Speaker 2: There's no ways to get one custom made?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I tell her to take the Warner Brothers studio tour,
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  Speaker 1: get a cup at Central Perk with their like ube latte,
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  Speaker 1: but asked to sub about the ube. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: like it, and then you get you can get your
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  Speaker 1: name etched on the glass for free, which had they
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  Speaker 1: planned for the thousands and thousands of fucking people at opening,
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  Speaker 1: to my girls, I would have had time to do. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: since they were literally like shoving us out and like
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  Speaker 1: making accommodations just so people got like their full merchant stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get my cup engraved, but tell your friend
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  Speaker 1: at work that if she goes and gets that cup,
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  Speaker 1: they'll engrave it for free. It's it's one of those
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  Speaker 1: little pedestal like glass coffee cups, real cute. Mine just
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  Speaker 1: doesn't say my name.
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  Speaker 2: But also your friend should go on the ET ride
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  Speaker 2: because I would love to hear him try to pronounce me.
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  Speaker 3: Thank.
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  Speaker 1: Et could barely say erin dude, like.
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  Speaker 3: What it's name?
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  Speaker 2: You tell you, you tell the person you're going in,
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  Speaker 2: and then they thank.
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  Speaker 4: You that them it's not written anywhere, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't they they type it in and then he'd probably
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  Speaker 1: just be like thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Error.
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  Speaker 1: One time I got erin, which I was like, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's not real, but usually it was ear And.
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  Speaker 4: The way she tells people prounced it is like see ya.
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  Speaker 1: Seen ya, Okay, I'll be in yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be seeing you later, yeah exactly. So she would,
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  Speaker 4: you know, if they wrote it down phonetically figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't know yet, but your friend would hate me
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  Speaker 1: if she knew me, because I would be like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll be seeing you later peace Like. She would
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  Speaker 1: be so sick of it. She'd be like, fuck this
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  Speaker 1: bitch party thank you because she would be mad at me,
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  Speaker 1: versus like Abby's a little bish all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Well, trash punk rock dog. I love her.
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  Speaker 4: I mean to ask you. I haven't heard anybody comment
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  Speaker 4: on this yet, but I'm a couple of pisodes behind
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  Speaker 4: tell us. Has anybody noticed the exclamation point in the door.
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  Speaker 5: There?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? When they're going to the front door, there's a
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  Speaker 4: panel that's about head height. On the left side of
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  Speaker 4: that panel in the woods, there's a gouge that is
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  Speaker 4: an exclamation point. Oh right away, and now every time
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  Speaker 4: they approached the door, I look.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm definitely looking, But you haven't noticed that I looked. Idea,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure people noticed it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I have seen it, but I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I also was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, thank Laura.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's been I'm very detailed oriented. What can
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  Speaker 4: I say interest you? I do what I do in
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  Speaker 4: the library.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you need to.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us about your watching history. You said you watched
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  Speaker 2: this first run.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I've never watched it when it came on originally
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  Speaker 4: because it started in September nineteen eighty five when I
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  Speaker 4: was just starting my sophomore year of college and I
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  Speaker 4: was busy drinking. Then cook it up. Oh she had
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  Speaker 4: a life I did?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, yes, I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I had a lot of fun those first three year
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  Speaker 4: years of college. I enjoyed myself. It was the early eighties.
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  Speaker 4: We didn't know about AIDS yet, we didn't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh we'll get to that episode.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, you're not here for that bummer episode.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It was still very very new, and I was in
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  Speaker 4: a college in a small town in Texas. We didn't
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  Speaker 4: get a lot of you know, stuff happening, and we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Have nothing to do with each other. Yeah, much so.
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  Speaker 4: I met my husband at a drunken frat party in
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  Speaker 4: April of nineteen eighty five. This happened. Now we were
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  Speaker 4: not we were just hooking up. Back then he was
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  Speaker 4: coming back forth. He was pledging a fraternity the way
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  Speaker 4: my college did this. This was again nineteen eighty four
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  Speaker 4: when the fraternity as soorty pledged. Thing happened. It was
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  Speaker 4: one night and they called it midnight, and they threw
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  Speaker 4: an open party. Anybody from the school could come. It
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  Speaker 4: doesn't just the people in the fraternity's authorities, and the
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  Speaker 4: people who were pledges were forced to kiss whomever the
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  Speaker 4: other people, the active members of the sothorities and fraternities said.
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  Speaker 4: So I knew a couple of guys in his fraternity.
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  Speaker 4: They said, you kiss her, and we kissed it.
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  Speaker 2: Like a pack or like a makeout.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, like a macout.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, that.
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  Speaker 4: Was the whole point of this night. Again nineteen eighty four.
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  Speaker 4: Times have changed. Yes, it's really horrific to think about
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  Speaker 4: now that you know it was anybody you could just
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  Speaker 4: point at that girl or point at that guy. Kiss
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  Speaker 4: him okay. Okay, yeah, con sense was not a thing
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  Speaker 4: back then.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, when I was in my twenties, that
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  Speaker 2: was kind of the thing. Whatever, he kiss.
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  Speaker 1: Each other, if you'll kiss each other, okay. I had
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  Speaker 1: a plate bracket my friend got me. This was my
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  Speaker 1: gay but by curious like close friend that worked at
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  Speaker 1: Disney with me, and we would like make out for fun,
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  Speaker 1: but we would also walk around saying like want to
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  Speaker 1: make out? No okay. And then he got me a
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  Speaker 1: license plate bracket for my Volkswagen Beetle that I had
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  Speaker 1: at the time that matched my car perfectly. It was
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  Speaker 1: the perfect blue and it's I want to make out
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  Speaker 1: no okay? And I was driving around town without on
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  Speaker 1: my fucking car like that. I am into kissing and
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  Speaker 1: like well into my like late thirties, even like every
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  Speaker 1: time I go to Renfair, I would just like kiss
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  Speaker 1: my way from the front to the back as I
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  Speaker 1: ran into like all of my male friends that I
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  Speaker 1: knew from Renfair, I have never met a kiss. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't at least sort of like a little even if
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  Speaker 1: my face and.
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  Speaker 4: What I had one of those ones, It's like just dude, no,
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  Speaker 4: that's not how I went yeah, yeah, you got to
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  Speaker 4: catch them all and trate them up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I didn't want to.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to ask you a book orse obviously as
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  Speaker 4: a library, I look at the books. Have any of
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  Speaker 4: you read Murder by Cheesecake, The Golden Girl's Mystery.
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  Speaker 3: I have it. Aaron bought it for me, and I
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  Speaker 3: have it sitting. I'm going to the beach at the
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  Speaker 3: end of April and I'm gonna take it with me
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  Speaker 3: to read.
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  Speaker 4: I tried it. I could get chapter one.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, not written well or well good,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad. I bought it twice then written I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: I bought it for her and me.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you know, maybe you'll appreciate it more than me.
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  Speaker 4: It's I just did not like the style.
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  Speaker 2: So like Fifty Shades of Gray, Mad.
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  Speaker 4: I never read.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know I heard it was mad.
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  Speaker 1: It's the fact that she fucking talks to herself so
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  Speaker 1: much like fifty of the book is her like internal
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  Speaker 1: monologue with herself, and I'm like, shut up and give
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  Speaker 1: me more smart.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to, Yeah, I don't want to spoil it.
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  Speaker 2: There's your audio.
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  Speaker 4: That heard Jane Lynch reading Passengers from the Great ones,
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  Speaker 4: and that was like the closest I've ever got great.
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  Speaker 6: I heard Gilbert godfre reading it in one of the
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  Speaker 6: books that I good book that I have about Golden
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  Speaker 6: Girls is called The binge Watcher's Guide to the Golden Girls.
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  Speaker 4: Have you on in the library on Hoopla so you
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  Speaker 4: check your local library?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 4: A lot of little fun facts. And she said that
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  Speaker 4: the Arthur did a reading of something from Pamela Anderson's
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  Speaker 4: autobiography and which apparently was on YouTube somewhere, which I
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  Speaker 4: have not had time to check, but Jesus, I want
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  Speaker 4: to find that if I can find that later. It's
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  Speaker 4: a It's an app where you can download books and.
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  Speaker 3: TV showing your level.
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  Speaker 4: Sign up to your local library. They probably have Hoopla.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody does, Okay, somewhere nearby probably does.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a library card here, but I do
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  Speaker 1: have a library card well because our library is kind
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  Speaker 1: of shit, although I've found a better one so I
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  Speaker 1: might go get one in person.
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  Speaker 2: Bite me, you can't door dash the books to you.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you both just ship your pants right now.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you just fully evacuate your bowels because you're
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  Speaker 1: mean rotten.
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  Speaker 2: If she had those powers, Kristen terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: If I had those powers, there would be so many
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  Speaker 1: people that had, like, never recovered from shitting their pains. No,
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  Speaker 1: you you pissed Aaron off would be the whatever tell
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  Speaker 1: us about the episode?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, were you all done?
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  Speaker 1: Laura?
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  Speaker 4: Well, there was one other book that I'd look at it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Quit being an Idiot Life Lessons from the Golden World.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 4: You said something about it that was cute. I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that was in there two and me. All right, it
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  Speaker 4: had some few stuff, but it wasn't is much more
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  Speaker 4: in depth?
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  Speaker 1: Have you read Have you read either of Betty's books?
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  Speaker 4: No, I think there's more than two. I think she
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  Speaker 4: had more than that. But I read the one about
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  Speaker 4: the animals.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yes, there's three. I think that. So there's
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  Speaker 1: two that are about her life, and I've read those two.
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  Speaker 1: I have not read the Animals one yet. Truthfully, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think about that one as often as I should.
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  Speaker 3: But I have the if you asked, and of course
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  Speaker 3: you won't, but I haven't listened to.
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  Speaker 4: And then there's here we go again, My life in Television.
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  Speaker 1: That was great.
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  Speaker 4: The one I read was Betty and Friends My Life
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  Speaker 4: at the zoo. Yeah, okay, I just read that one,
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  Speaker 4: but I do recommend the Binge Watchers Guide. One's from
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty two, and it's got a lot of good
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  Speaker 4: facts and a lot of little behind the scenes things.
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  Speaker 4: She talks about be Arthur's style. She she liked that long,
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  Speaker 4: you know, loose thing, and she liked being barefoot, which
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  Speaker 4: surprised me.
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  Speaker 1: I just did.
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  Speaker 4: She didn't seem like a barefoot kind of person to me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why. That's just weirded me out the
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  Speaker 4: first time.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, if you watch her feet on the show too,
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  Speaker 1: she has like sandals every fucking time, and I'm always like,
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  Speaker 1: she has these like long, skinny, big feet.
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  Speaker 4: Must have been terrible to find shoes. Yeah, that's actually
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  Speaker 4: a lot of her clothes were custom made because they
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  Speaker 4: could not find clothes for her, because in stores you
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  Speaker 4: couldn't find clothes for her. Yeah, that was interesting. Oh
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  Speaker 4: that the author of that binge Watcher's Guy, she says,
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  Speaker 4: the makeup these women have on while they're in their
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  Speaker 4: pajamas is extraordinary and heavy. Also, the show always had
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  Speaker 4: these women in a game pajamas, and yeah, I have
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  Speaker 4: to say a lot of times that Johnson and I said, hell, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I totally wear that. But yeah, some of the other
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  Speaker 4: things like oh god, be why why that that one
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  Speaker 4: has like a white thing under like an aprony thing
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  Speaker 4: that Oh, yeah, the hell is that? I was watching
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  Speaker 4: one where she's wearing like a like a little vest
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  Speaker 4: sort of things, like it doesn't do anything, it's just ugly.
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  Speaker 4: It's not.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we play a lot of what are you wearing? Bee?
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  Speaker 4: There was one episode Room of I mean, Blast came
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  Speaker 4: out and said, you know, don't you like my new
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  Speaker 4: dress or something? And and Rose just looked at her
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  Speaker 4: and said, wow, it's kind of racy, and it was
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  Speaker 4: like not at all. It was almost it was short.
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  Speaker 4: It was like, it's that's.
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  Speaker 1: The that was the trans Oh I thought maybe that
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  Speaker 1: was the transgendered politician one where she had.
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  Speaker 4: This is much earlier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I've spoiled a giant plot point for you.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay.
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  Speaker 4: I already knew that there was.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you've had forty years to watch it. How
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  Speaker 1: much of this is really my fault?
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  Speaker 4: I've spent most of the last two months watching Golden
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  Speaker 4: Girls and listening to you'all talk about Golden.
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  Speaker 2: Girls thank you.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like you know a little bit prisoner?
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  Speaker 4: I loved The Prisoner. You know the show that the
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  Speaker 4: TV show The Prisoner. Yeah, familiar. We actually visited the
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  Speaker 4: place in Wales where they filmed that.
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  Speaker 1: We stayed. Oh cool, well that's cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we went to Europe in nineteen ninety nine. Actually
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  Speaker 4: I wore this sweater there. I had that sweater for
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  Speaker 4: this long. It's my around the house comfy sweater. It's
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  Speaker 4: not a pocket big enough to put my eyepad in correct,
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  Speaker 4: so yeah, it's the cats love it. It's got a
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  Speaker 4: little holes, but it's fine. And of course it's way
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  Speaker 4: too big because I've lost one hundred and twenty pounds,
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  Speaker 4: so it does.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you can't exactly see it here, but right here
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  Speaker 1: I showed James last night this little bit of skin
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  Speaker 1: when the problem is the mic and the angle of
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  Speaker 1: my camera. But I'm starting to get a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of the ozempic neck. Right here, I have this like
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  Speaker 1: empty piece of skin that's like yeah, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, I'm I'm If I ever look like Kelly
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  Speaker 1: or Sharon Osborne, take take my drugs away from me, please, sick?
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  Speaker 1: They both they both look terrifying like she was just gone.
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  Speaker 1: She was always the inside her, like her cheeks are
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  Speaker 1: so hollow. Hollywood people in general are like not just
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: not just thin, but a lot of times super short.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: The Natalie z who was on Passions and then she
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: did another show I can't think of the name of
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  Speaker 1: that was hilarious on FX. She was so skinny. For
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  Speaker 1: this indie film we did, like I put her in
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  Speaker 1: like ten dresses before we decided that we couldn't have
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  Speaker 1: her in a dress, and we ended up going with
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  Speaker 1: overalls because they're supposed to look massively baggy. Because she
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  Speaker 1: was like a double zero and then like she was
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  Speaker 1: about maybe an inch taller than me. So it's just
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  Speaker 1: it was like I was trying to dress a popsicle stick.
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  Speaker 1: It was nicest human being, so sweet, and her husband's sexy,
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  Speaker 1: but like just not her husband someone that used to
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  Speaker 1: be on soaps too. He was also on like Passion
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  Speaker 1: or one of those. Anyway, that's my story. I'm done,
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  Speaker 1: Gina hit it. I feel like we're running along now.
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  Speaker 1: I just looked up at what time I was and
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I was like, get go.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: I haven't I haven't even look to see what episode
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: are we doing?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing season three, episode fourteen. It's called Blanches
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Little Girl. Original air date January ninth, nineteen eighty eight.
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  Speaker 2: Directed by Terry Hughes, Written by Terry Grossman and Kathy Spear,
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  Speaker 2: Kristin and Laura. What do you think Blanche's Little Girl
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: will be about?
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Does she have a daughter? I can't remember? She had two?
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: I can't remember it?
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Does?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I think it's two daughters, two sons?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: She has four? It's three sons, or she might have
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: five then, because remember she offers her sons to but
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: not the one with asthma Skippy.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, so this's three boys and a girl.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: But then again that changes. That's one thing that that
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: binge Watcher's guide points out is there's no continuity.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Oh no, Angela becomes Angelo.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: That's because she died that Oliver pissed in the pools,
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Like you don't have a pool, What the hell are
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: you talking about?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: I was like, what I hated that episode Other than
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Rida Marina because she's a joying.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: That episode was so upsetting, and also like other than
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Oliver who became I think Charlie later, we were like,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? None of those people were in it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't think I was on the right show. It
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: can't be her daughter, it seems unlikely.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's her granddaughter that comes to visit.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Granddaughter comes to visit.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, granddaughter, she wants to dress her up, and you
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: know all the girly ship she didn't do because she
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: let the nanny take care of the daughter.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe, Okay, So what you think as well, Laura?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Sure, granddaughter sounds good.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Now, who do you think will be the hardest person
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: for Aaron to prove is the villain of the four
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: girls this time? Based on what little knowledge you have
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: of the episode.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Leaning towards Rose because Dorothy always does something mean.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Care you, I.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Agree, let's do Ros usually nice, so it's gonna be
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: harder for her to make it mean.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Miss Lindstrom please.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Probably not gonna be one involving sex, and Rose is
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: usually the prude, so that would make more sense. Let's
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: go with Rose perfect and then you need to take notes. Yeah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: you have close captions on that. I've got my TV
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: on and I can't really see things, so I'm gonna
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: be squinty. I guess I could. Well, I won't put
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: it on because I don't want to see that the
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: blurb on with the episode we've already discussed with the
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: We're good now.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we're gonna go away. Now, we're gonna watch
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: the episode with Laura. You're gonna hear some commercials, and
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: we'll be right back with you.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Be there.
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• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, oh hey, you guys can pack cool cool?
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Hey you did it? Did you watch the show? I did? Oh?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Oh okay. I met the lady behind you over there
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Did you watch it?
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: She said, yeah, okay, cool cool? All right. Also to
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: the woman behind me, I like your hair. All right,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: let's go, Oh you guys, did you love it? Laura?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: And was your new favorite?
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: I know because that's shaming. Damn, that was harsh. And
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: that guy whoa she needs so fast?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I get the quiz done. In like one, maybe one
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and a half like watches of the episode. I had
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to watch this episode three fucking times because I was
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: so mad at the subject. The first time I watched
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: it that I got got all the way down and
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I had one question and I was like, God, damn it,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I hate this show. I started it over and then
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: finally third watch through the next day, with like less
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: tired eyes and a little better attitude, I was able
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: to get fifteen questions for today's quiz. But initially I
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: was having a real hard time because it's just so
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: fucking mean. It's just but that's how the eighties were.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: It's why I didn't like myself. I grew up and told, oh,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you wear like a twelve or a fourteen, you're fat?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fatty.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Do you remember the limited it was limited to when
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: it was still okay? Yeah, I was able to shop
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: at the upper range of cloth when I was in
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: high school college. I was twelve fourteen, and then Lane
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Bryant was, you know, my next best thing, and that
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: was at the low end of Lane Bryant, so.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: We didn't have it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: When I went for my wedding dress, they didn't have
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: anywhere you could go to get plus sized wedding dresses.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: So I had to get when that was too small
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: and they had to put inserts sides to make it
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: fit in my hips and I'm very hour glass. You
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: had to go to a tailor, it just seems for
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: this wedding dress place. Yeah, okay, so it's it's a
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: drop waisted dress, so it goes from boobs down.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Okay like this.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was a pretty dress, I guess,
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: but it was like your I knew that in my heart.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: I knew that it was okay, but it wasn't what
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: I would have chosen. But I didn't have a lot
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: of choices, so.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I have many options, pro there's lots of options now shopping.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: This was nineteen eighty nine. There was no online shopping.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: I couldn't do it. And I was in Dallas. That
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: was a pretty big town.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I don't even know when Labryan started, but.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Lain Bryant was around in the eighties in the eighties.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Online yeah no, no, no, at the store like at
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: the Hall.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: But I didn't know if they even had the store
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: till the nineties. Okay, yeah, yeah, but.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: It was it was really like matronly stuff at first,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: like Lamebryan.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: They were too bad. Back in the early eighties, it
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: wasn't too bad. I remember shopping for a wardrobe with
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: my dad because I lived with my dad part of
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: the year and I went to school. I went to
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: boarding school, so you know, sometimes sometimes I wasn't, but
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: he would. I would go to lanme Bryant's shop and
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: he would go and sit. And they didn't have a
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: food court back then. It was just you know, scattered
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: throughout the malls. Oh sure, it was like across the
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: mall from where I was in Bryant. So he would
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: sit there. I would go try on an outfit, go
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: stand in the window where he could see me kind
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: of a thing thumbs up, thumbs down. And that's how
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: my dad. That was probably my my senior year of
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: high school. Yeah, one of my only memories.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Of shopping for a prom dress with me my junior year.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: We went to the Chess Com McClean talk outlet, which,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: for those of you who don't know who she is,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: she's a earlier Yeah, James was not last night. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: strangely told the story because I was talking about the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: hardship I had writing this quiz because I was like
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: fucking fat jamming. It's upsetting me. And but long story short,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: too late. I was like in tears. We went to
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: the comaclintock outlet where they had like their ninety nine
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: dollars like sample dress sale and like, I definitely never
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: got to shop at five seven nine when I was
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: in high school. But I had contempo casuals and wet
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: seal and I fit in their thirteen fourteen size there
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: and that was fine. But then when it came time
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: for prom dresses, all these dresses like stopped at like
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: size ten, maybe at twelve, and I couldn't get in them.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: And I was not fat in high school. I was curvy,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: but I was not fat made by a seamstress. Yeah,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: we finally paid like full price at a Jessica McClintock
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: store for a dress that was in the window because
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: it was the only one that they made in a
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: size I think it was a fourteen sixteen like split
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: because they were those corset style dresses back then. It
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: was a stunning dress, but we paid like five six
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: times more than like the dress sale dresses all my
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: friends were able to buy because they were like a sizeds. No,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: it was one of that it was when they did
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: that like Princess Silhouette where it was because this was
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: ninety seven. So there was the plane satin corset bodice
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: with the straps and like a stole, but then the
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: bottom of the dress was black and white stripes, so
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: it was black up top, black and white stripes on
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the bottom. And then the stroll was or the soul.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't talk. The stole was black
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: on one side and the black. Yeah, it still checks out.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: It's a little black, a little white.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Foreshadowing really like this is Yeah, you guys want to
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you want to play this quiz?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yes I do. Let me grab my notes, all right,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: so as you can tell Laura, we just buzz in
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: now because it sinks to the clock on your computer,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: so it is more accurate and Aaron doesn't have trouble
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: telling who's buzzing in Aaron Randolph.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want me to do my pets.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You can't, you can but failure. I'm just not going
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: to respond to that. Well, let's let's let's do something
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: that's happier than death, a good old fashioned heated rivalry
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: with all right, you guys, ready, ready, there's no gay
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: sex or hockey involved in our heated rivalry unfortunately, but
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: there is golden girls and cheesecakes. So here we go.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Let's get ready. The buzzer is set. Please wait till
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I finish the question. I'm looking at you, Kristen. All right,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: let's go. What is the name of the restaurant Sofia
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: works at? Damn it?
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, Kristen was first Haiko pete chow wagon.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: She knew the beginning part. I only.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: I knew. I was thinking taco house, but I thought, no,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: that wasn't right.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: It's so it's it's it's chow haanging. All right, Kristin,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: you got a point. I'll get an update on the
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: scores later since other people have zero right now, won't
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: be as joyful for you that I do. Speaking of
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: pecos pete, what did the fries come in?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: M hm Kristen saddleback yep?
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Alright, howdy partner, Welcome to bake ghosts. Blah blah blah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Can I interest you in a saddle bag of fries
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: with that ranchburger? It's real life? Okay?
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Are we ready?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: She was adorable, She was super cute. Who does Blanche
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: get a postcard from fuck oh all right, it's seating up.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Guys, her daughter Rebecca.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, Kristen is wiping the Are you.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Doing mouse or space bar?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Space bar?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna try that. We're very close, you guess.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're talking. There was a hundred milliseconds
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: between each of them. Not our closest margin, I think
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: so far. Closest margin one was one millisecond. Yeah, one.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: This is much better than the old methods, so I
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: like it.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: According to Sophia, how long does it take Mildred to
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: unroll her damn it?
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I buzz because she buzz I kind of trigger happy.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you guess I got so.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I guess you could. I guess you could let Kristen
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: have a doon.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Since we I'm just gonna go ahead and finish the question.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be great.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Oh you know what it is?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: According to Sophia, how long does it take Milli Drid
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: to unroll her stockings? Yes, this question is out of order,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. Ry Oh Kristen, no you yeah, I
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: saw you buzz in. Yeah, no, I saw it come in. Look,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you were the only one who gets to answer because
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you followed the rules.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Fifteen minutes.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Fuck and you got it wrong. Okay, I'm going to
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: reset the buzzers, and I guess we'll just let's see
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: who gets in first. I don't even I don't know
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: how to proceed with this, So you guys are just
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: watching for me to reset. This is so uncomfortable, Gina.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes, ten minutes, yes, fuck off, I got it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: For some reason, I thought it was a fifteen minute break.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Breaks.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: That's just the state of California. For the next question, well, yeah,
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: break would have got it.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yet, breaks weren't. Breaks weren't fifteen minutes. In the eighties,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: there were still ten.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes that's okay, now they're ten now.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, someplaces there short to get.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Like I fucking bullshit at Disney.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they were like twenty because they gave you extra
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: time to walk because they knew you had to get
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: off stage, and sometimes they were fifteen. Things like that
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: fluctuated all the time. All right, I'm resetting the buzzer
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: and we are moving on. Please remember to let me
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: finish the question. Motherfucker's I'm too, Will Trott, Besides Rebecca,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: what are we sure Blanche's bed can support krystin.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: The weight of an average female and two Venezuelan soccer players.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: What is the name of Rebecca's dick face boyfriend?
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Damn it?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is close, but Kristin you beat them?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: What is it Jeremy?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Oh? I just realized that. Yeah, that's your husband's name.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Didn't even connect.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Next question, what does Blanche say she would like to
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: do with the hot coffee Gina the editor?
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Wells, pour it down his pants?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yep, that would I I really hated that guy. I
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: can't believe I liked him so much. On Murphy Brown.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Murphy Brown, Yeah, just relax, all right.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Next question, what did Lars Spenson accuse Eric the Red
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: of being Kristin yellow?
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: He's yellow?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Did you have more of that? Oh?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I thought that's what you wanted.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he's yellow, coward yellow?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah it was Yeah, it was a
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: coward and called him yellow. Okay, that's yeah, that's fine,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: that's enough. You got there, Okay, resetting that buzzer? Get ready?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? I feel like this one's going to
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: be one of those like heated rivalry situations. What does
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Dorothy say Eric should be called m Gina Eric the Orange.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm the only one that buzzed in God
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Remember I was like, she said something better.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yellow and Red.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not gonna hit the button.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I'm already so far ahead.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, what are the scores now?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: That? Yeah? What is the score?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Christen, Aaron and Laura have zero, Gina has three, and
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Kristen has six?
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Fucking fucking.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Is your buzzer working? Actually it is, we know it is.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: You just busted too early and now you're afraid. Okay,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: who does dick face Jeremy say Rebecca might be mistaken
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: for in a Dodger's cap.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Kristen Amila soda?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, such a douche Jeremy. I mean, I'm sure
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Tommy Lasorda was not my type of people either, but
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I specifically mean Jeremy all right.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: But not quite as awful as Jeremy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Also, like this episode will be out after
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: so just rip Jeremy. I'm sorry about your death on
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: the Titanic. Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Next question, how many times does Dorothy say back and
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: saying all love? Kristen?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Three?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: No, okay, anyone else.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Not a quie?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I get a point. I get a point. Wait,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Gina Busden, No, okay, anybody anybody all right? I get Oh, Laura,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: take a shot or god damn it, it's.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: Fours like a shot, right, because Dorothy went back and say,
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: how many times am I going to have to hear
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: you say that in the story?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Back and say it all off? Beck and say it
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: all off? Began say so she says it four times.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: She said it three times in the succession in the room.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: That makes sense. Yeah, it's a trick question. I like it,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: And I still didn't get the point because I'm like, guys,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: just answer. I want I want everyone to get a
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: point with me because I'm a nice person. Shut up.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: That's that's true. Don't don't make names out of Laura
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: got a point. Who what is the name of Sophia's child? Boss?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Mm hm oh Laura first, Yeah, that's what I wrote
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: down to Christian name.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Edna's grandson.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, you fucking fire so Jeremy. No, I don't
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: fired your fucking grandma. It's so fucking rude. All right,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: here we go. Next question. What did the rest of
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: the world refer to the rendezvous with Sophia as oh?
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: Laura, Woo the ALTA Conference.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's in my trivia too.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Hey have you seen the men were at the ALTA Conference? No,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: not an attractive puncer.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: There two questions left, so spoiler alert Laura and Gina,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you can't win, but here we go. How many ways
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: do Rose and Dorothy used to say? Goodbye? Kristen? F yep?
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Do you want them or no?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Fu?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I'll take them. I didn't write them
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: down even but.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, Audio and get lost? Sorry?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Can you? Can you?
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Do you do the second one again?
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Achie? Now?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Did you have her say I can't say it wrong
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: like she does? De were sure? Are you dating the
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Liberty Mutual guy? Is that you? There's a commercial now
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: where he goes on a date and says that he
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: doesn't use his phone Pewter, and she says can can
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: new Lee instead of Canoli and I want to punch
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: her in the tit.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Oddly enough, I didn't remember the two Spanish words I
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: remembered alf Peter Saint and Rivederci, but I forgot and
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: of course get lost that one. That one.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: This next question is the last question for this episode,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: and there's gonna be some grumbles if you want to
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: buzz in. You can, but I want you to know
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: that I'm only going to give you like thirty seconds
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: to do the math max if you buzz in before
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: you do the math math question. Rose's mom made her
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: practice the tuba three hours a day, seven days a week,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: for ten years. How many lifetime hours did Rose practice
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the tuba?
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: That?
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: No, math is not my strong one in my library.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: I can win math a calculator, but that's I know.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Three hours a day, yeah, seven days a week. So
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: the years two pounds of er attire. That's all I know.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Three hours times seven is twenty one hours times fifty
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: two weeks. I don't know what that is.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Ten years, Kristen, this is a very fifty three thousand,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: six hundred and fifty five hours.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think you understand what math is. So no,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: that's super not right. Uh, Gean, how are you doing
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: the math?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Am I allowed to do the calculator? No, it's
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: ten thousand, nine hundred twenty hours.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: No, you're still wrong.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Seven thousand, six hundred and forty four three hours a day,
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: seven days a week. I'm fifty two weeks.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: A year times ten years. I thought you said ten years.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's ten years.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Is it ten years?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: It's ten years.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: That's ten thousand nine math.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I just didn't do the math I wrote.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Do you have aaron?
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: I got the same as you.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: It's a thousand.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: A year times ten years.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, you're right. Sorry, that's a typo in
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: my notes. I did the math ahead of time and then.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: Math awful.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: You have a backup place, gine.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I got it right, yeah, my math.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Just fuck with me on math girl, right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: No, I omitted a zero. I have one thousand. No,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: don't worry, there'll be no math in future episodes. I
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: saw how you all treated me today.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: I remember to write down the last line.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I know that last line is like a when I
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: feel like it, So it's not a guarantee.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Just in case I wanted, I got.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You might still need to know.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Aclamation point in the door.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: I got the list of war paint, flaming arrows, and
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: covered wagon. I don't remember what that was.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: That was the the strike they were gonna They're gonna
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: set the cover her week.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Her bladders weak, her eyesight's feeling, and her bones are
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: brittles like like.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Uh, it's it's at my pleasure what I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: choose for the quiz. So you want to hear my
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: very weak case for Rosa's a villain because you fox
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: picked the person cool.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Not mean at all. She didn't do any shaming she did.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Hold on, yeah, hold on, I got you. Don't worry,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I got you. First of all. I just want to say,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: like across the board, that like an ongoing theme of
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: frustration with her roommates. In fact, we just had the
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: therapy episode, and so from now on, if Rose is
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: brought up as a villain, I'm probably gonna mention this
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: each time, and that is the fact that her Saint
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Olaf stories really fucking irritate her roommates, but she keeps
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: telling them like they've verbally. Dorothy had to yell at
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: her this time because she was like enough fucking already.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And then because Rose doesn't give a shit about anyone
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: but herself and her beloved Saint Olaf, she then can't
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: take the hint about the Saint Ololoff stories and starts
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: telling one anyway, but says, the town you don't want
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: me to talk about. That's pretty fucking rude, Like your
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: friend just had a little nervous breakdown at the table
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: because they can't take any more of your story. And
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: then you do it again immediately. That's fucked. Go ahead, Kristin,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: defend your girl. That's good job.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I just want to say, she's using her life experience
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: to relate to a situation, and her life experience is
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: saint oh off, so that's all she really compare it to.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: So her stupid life experiences are fault. I'm just anyway. Okay,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: then she uh, I'm saving the fat shaming comment for
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: a last Okay. She tells Dorothy that she can't help
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Rebecca because it's not her place and it doesn't matter
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: that Jeremy's being a dick face to her. She straight
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: up is like, doesn't matter, we can't help her. Fuck you,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: of course you can. If you see someone being abused,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: you fucking speak up and say something, you little bitch ass.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Next, whoa, whoa.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: This boss comes over to the house for this like
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: makeshift union meeting with the with the grandmothers, and they
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: know that like Sophia has put herself on a stool
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: because she's trying to like lift herself up because she's
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: little and puff up and like stand up to the
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: workplace bully and Rose order. Rose offers him fucking double
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: stuffed oreos and milk. That is not He is not
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: there to be a grandson. He is there because he
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: is a terrible boss. And they're airing their grievances and
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: she's like, two hundred some cookies and milk, bitch, read
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: the room. You are not supporting the people you live with.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: You're being such a bish. Next up, and finally, Sophia
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: has just told poor sweet jubby Rebecca that the only
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: thing she could model was car covers. And when Dorothy
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: tries to make Rebecca feel more comfortable and apologize for
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: her mom's bullshit, and she says, I'm sorry about my mom,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: and before she can say anything, Rose interrupts her rude
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: and then says, we didn't expect you to be so
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: fat to someone who's just met.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: I forgot about that.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: That is fucking terrible, you bitch ass saying all of Meani,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: So fuck you Rose. This episode, it was a stretch
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: that was hard. It was hard. This one was hard,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: but luckily she said that terrible thing at the beginning.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: It's maybe Dorothy was the only one she's got shamed
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: They called Dorothy fat all the time and ugly.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: So like just watched I was watching the episode where
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: they're trying to oh Rose wants to have to give
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: a speech and people naked and starts laughing at her,
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: and then Benny starts.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, part why she didn't really like them because
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Betty wasn't really stupid, Blanche wasn't really a slut. So
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: it's like, but she's like, yeah, I look like this.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I can't get away from your car.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: You can't make that.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: It's why she didn't want to come back for an
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: eighth season and why happened.
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: Y'all that's the writer's fault, and I feel the ladies
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: should have fought back. No, I'm not saying that. Shit,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: she's my best friend.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: If this stuff sounds horrible to you, kids, it's because
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: it really happens. So thank you for evolving and not
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: being this way anymore.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And also, like I do want to stress because
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I am a huge Susan Harris fan, and I have
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: finished Soap and Benson and I'm about to launch back
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: into soap because I realized a couple of the episodes
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: we're missing from the streaming service that I had, So
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: now I'm going to borrow my folks stev D sat
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: and watch it again, and so I just I just
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: want to say that, why, it's fine, it's fine.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: I think that Hermione had right that time.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, I basically don't sleep. I'm not sure if that's
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: unclear to anybody else at this point, but like like
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: five six hours is like the maximum my sleep.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Well that's all I get either, but I get up
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: at four and has to be at work by set.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I work from home, so every time I'm not
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: in a meeting, I'm I'm double tasking and like I'm
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: at this desk with like podcast shit and then I'm like, oh,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I have a meeting in an hour. So when I
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: set down the podcast stuff and like rehearse, so I
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: find time. But anyway, look, the point long story short,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: too late. I don't entirely blame Susan Harris because the
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: jokes and things that were being made were from another
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: like time period, and so I understand that, but like
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: it's even more apparent in her earlier shows, like there's
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: so many racial jokes and Benson and soap that like
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: make me uncomfortable for Robert Yom like to be honest,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: like I just.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: It was originally on the air.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the gay jokes and soap are offensive. I
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: mean there's so much that we just as a society
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: thought was okay. And and that's what we noticed with
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Golden Girls is it's not you know, in a nineteen
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: eighty five, nineteen eighty six, eighty seven lens, this was
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: sadly acceptable, but it's just not now.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Anyway, well look Laura, yes, we need some trivia from
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Gina and it's gonna be magical. And I cut in
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: line because I wanted to bullshit the Rose thing as
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: fast as possible and no worries.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Okay. Sean Sheps played Rebecca Sue. She was in the
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Terminator in Weeds. Scott Menville played McCraken. He did a
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: lot of voiceover work like Teen Titans Go. Joe Regabuto
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: was Jeremy. He was Frank On Murphy Brown. Meg White
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: looked like Meg Wiley was Edna. She was in Last
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Starfighter and Dragonet.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: I love Last star Fighter. That's how I dover. She's
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: the grandma from Last stark Fighter. Okay, Yeah, that's about
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: the way period. Yeah, that was eighties.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Meg was the Stewardess earlier this season. It says Dorothy
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: will wear the same outfit Rebecca does, the white shirt,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the brown cardigan, the plaid shirt in Rose fights back,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: So we'll have to keep an eye out for that.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Huh. Okay, I am curious about that. But I remember
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: that was the lady in the plane on the way
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: to write the funeral. She was the old stewardess lady.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: That's funny. That was just like two three episodes ago, right.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: This one has a funny enough one out of ten
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: star review on IMDb that says.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Sophia is way too mean.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is the first episode air in nineteen eighty eight.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: And then things mentioned the ALTA Conference was February fourth
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: through the eleventh, nineteen forty five meeting of heads of
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: government of the US UK Soviet Union to discuss post
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: war reorganization of Germany and Europe. Sophia and no, I'm sorry,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Dorothy mentioned Brose was an Allied intelligence in World War Two,
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: so they're saying like she was smart enough to break
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: codes and double cross agents. And they mentioned F. Murray Abraham.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: He was an actor in Amedaeus. He played Saliary Sean
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: was wearing a fat suit as you guys pointed out
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: to me, which I did not catch before. Yes, man,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: the kid playing McCracken was actually sixteen years old there,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: and he looks like it. Let's see. You mentioned the book.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys for catching this. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: was a nineteen or three children's novel by Kate Douglas Wigan.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: And then they mentioned the show Marblehead Manner. It was
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: a nineteen eighty seven sitcom. It was a comedy. It
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: lasted one season. I had never heard of that.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: One of the few references in the show that I
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: did not recognize. Yeah, I'm always surprised of the things
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: that I'm aware of that y'all are, Like, I never
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: heard about Sizzelne was the recent one with the one
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: with the pig. I never heard of. And it's like, well,
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: I remember Sizzle. Yeah, there's some old ship that I
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: recalled just because I'm old that it crusts me up
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: that y'all don't even know who that person is, Like, oh,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: of course it's that person that I Yeah, it's just
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: being that much older than you guys that I remember.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I remember watching shows when I was younger and going,
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that is? And so I just
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: let it roll off, you know. But now I look
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: them up, and I.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Look up the leaders at the Yalta conference.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, is that right now? I was looking at marblehead
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: manner because I realized I didn't know what that was either,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: and I don't. I still don't. I looked at the
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: pictures and I am no memory of that one Yelta conferan. Nope,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't fuck single one of these people, guys, although
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: she did talk. Sophia did talk about having sex with
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Churchill in an earlier episode, so I checks out that
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: that weirdly continues a story that doesn't necessarily happen with.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: This Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, No, I mean it's not that bad.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Twenty years is a hard pass.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Its supposed to be in nineteen twenty two. So this
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: was this picture from the Alto conferences nineteen forty five,
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: So twenty years earlier. Were they fuckable? No?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe? I mean, look, I think FDR was probably fuckable
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: at some point. Hot take.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have seen. I did see just the other
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: day on read It. I saw a young picture of
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: FDR and he was a handsome man in like his twenties.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, there's a Reddit post young FDR
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: was seriously handsome.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: That's the same one I saw.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, but.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: No, I feel like he would have like put out
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: an aura of evil, which is no get away.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: That is just a handsome dude. Dude, he was going
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: to look in I'm hot for FDR. Guys, all right,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: speaking of hot? Yeah, speaking of hot, where can they
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: find our hot hot librarian friend Laura on social media? Really? Okay,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: you don't have to.
• 55:24
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• 55:26
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• 55:41
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• 55:53
  Speaker 1: This is me, yes Hi. I just want you guys
• 55:58
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• 56:02
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• 56:10
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• 56:22
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