Latest / Barely Live / Barely Live #60 - In Through The Window
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- 0:00Hmm, Doug, are we live barely? Hey? I'm Ben. I'm
- 0:05a huge fly fisherman. You know why they call it the Barely Live Podcast
- 0:09because that's how I feel when I'm listening to it. We almost be drinking.
- 0:36Oh would you like Budweiser? I would Indeorge y'all ever had a shot
- 0:44top? What? Uh? I like Mexico? All right, mikey Yeah,
- 1:00all right, Well, well we're running a different program here. Yeah.
- 1:04I feel like we're always doing something a little different. You know,
- 1:07why not just changed up a little bit. You gotta shake it up.
- 1:11Yeah, Mike's getting the background music. We're alive from the Turtle Box Studios
- 1:15here in Charleston, South Carolina. Charleston, South Carolina. Absolutely, and
- 1:23I'm gonna turn down the old Collins to get that loose in the background.
- 1:26It's very spring like here, and it is. It feels great. I
- 1:29think it was like seventy five today. Oh man, it's glorious. I
- 1:30had to kid out at the park just raising hell all love it. All
- 1:34right. We're still recording, but still showing the battery thing, all right,
- 1:38Just so everybody knows we Paul bought a tarantula. It's some sort of
- 1:45podcasting that that's you know, we replaced we we used to have a I
- 1:49don't know if you all ever saw pictures on the podcast, uh you know
- 1:52Instagram stuff of all of our crazy equipment set up we had before. We
- 1:56simplified that. But by simplifying it, we also complicated it. It seems
- 1:59like it's a learning curve, learning curve here. So if this doesn't come
- 2:04out right, it won't be the first episode we recorded without actually recording it.
- 2:07But it's gonna well, got figured out, it's gonna sound a little
- 2:12different, and we had human drops at the beginning. Yeah, exactly.
- 2:15That's why you had Doug and Paul and then you had me over here barking
- 2:19the turtle box trying to get the sound for the background because we couldn't figure
- 2:22out how to get the music to sound right. It's a whole thing.
- 2:24So I retired. I didn't retire it. I retired it for this use.
- 2:28I retired the big like music board that's like a twelve input complicated wires
- 2:34going everywhere thingy, which is perfect for music and live music. Yeah,
- 2:38I got something that's made for podcasts that has six inputs. We normally have
- 2:42four mics using and two extras for the computer and the phone. Why was
- 2:46that part of what we figured out? Though? It is like, I
- 2:49think it's a this thing is a new age deal and we're trying to run
- 2:53old MP three's and stuff through it, and it's just not like in some
- 2:54of our formatting. I don't think you might be onto something right there.
- 2:58But it didn't like Spotify either, which you know that's I don't know how
- 3:01they format their stuff. Yeah, so it's it's Spotify and NB three's MB
- 3:07three's. Clearly something's not right because old Benny here sounds sounds great, which,
- 3:14by the way, big shout out to Ben uh for you're gonna hear
- 3:16him a lot on this show here. I discussed chatting with him, but
- 3:21I think we've got enough sound drops that it'll basically be like we had an
- 3:23interview with him, you know. Yeah, we're going twelve files or something.
- 3:28You're gonna hear plenty of Ben today. Oh yeah. Which Ben's a
- 3:30good friend of ours. If you don't know about Huge Fly Fishermen, go
- 3:32to YouTube, go to Instagram whatever. He has an actual website as well
- 3:37that you can subscribe to if you really like his stuff, but it is
- 3:39huge fly fishermen dot Com. Our good friend Ben Sedek, Wait, he
- 3:45wants money for what he does. Yeah, against what you do in the
- 3:47fly fish industry. You're supposed to do it for free and live in your
- 3:51car. But Ben has a free Ben has two kids and a wife that
- 3:54expect to have roof over their heads. So, you know, and he's
- 3:59found something he likes to do and actually ask people for money for. You
- 4:01know, He's just he's an elitist fly fishing prick, and you know that's
- 4:05what that comes down to. So, yeah, Doug has his glasses on
- 4:11tonight. Yeah, well, hey man, I only need him every once
- 4:14in a while. So we got Lusarah playing on the background. Yeah,
- 4:18normally we have music piping through, but we're gonna try something new, something
- 4:20different. Actually we did this a few times ago with the turtle box.
- 4:24Yeah we you know, and speaking turtle box. Yeah, hey man,
- 4:28hello turtle box, Hello Turtlebox. We also got some frigate reserve over here.
- 4:33They're supposed to send us medeos, but it's my fault. I haven't
- 4:36sent the email on what we want because I actually need something. Well,
- 4:40then let's figure it out. I got, I got some scratched up I
- 4:43could use it. Well, I really do, declin dos just what do
- 4:46you all want? And I'm like okay, and here we are again a
- 4:48month later. All right, Paul saying okay, all right, Paul,
- 4:51let's let's do that. But yeah, so we thanks to all of our
- 4:55friends that we just mentioned, the frigate reserve, wrong turtlebox, and the
- 4:59but heo guys that that help us out so we can still do this thing.
- 5:03I feel like we're missing someone. Are we missing someone in there in
- 5:08the mix? I don't know. To be fair, none of them actually
- 5:13gave us money, so we didn't. Where were you even mentioning friends that
- 5:17we like, whose products that we want to talk about that we actually use.
- 5:20That doesn't seem right. I Becca has the new turtle box, this
- 5:25massy oak. Yeah, how do you find it? You're just throwing the
- 5:31in the and are in the woods. Let's play a little game of find
- 5:38the turtle box. I like my white one. It matches my boat.
- 5:43That's what she wanted. Yeah, she was really the most was like a
- 5:46special edition thing. I love it. Yeah, it's cool as hell.
- 5:54I took. I love the hell out of all of all of a sudden,
- 5:57I had Ray Welly Hubbard playing on YouTube here and I can't have that.
- 6:01Also, well, uh, we were a little late on this,
- 6:04this one. We were going to record a few weeks ago. Yeah,
- 6:09it's just been Craig Cray. Well that's because you're a famous fly fish and
- 6:12artist, Paul, and you got to be on TV shows and people keep
- 6:16keep calling Paul up to go do things. And yeah, you know,
- 6:19it's just are we still saying Craig Cray? That's still a thing. I
- 6:27just like the way it sounds, Craig. I don't think any of us
- 6:30should have ever used the term Craig Cray. You have a certain word that
- 6:33you all love saying. Talking last night, I use it like a comma
- 6:40no, Like yeah, you know, like you love a word because it's
- 6:44it's so complicated and fun to say, what like fungible. That's a fun
- 6:49way I do, and it has fun in it. It is fun to
- 6:53use a big word appropriately moist At one, I'm trying to think if I
- 6:59have like a and that was a really I like moist cake. I don't
- 7:04know, man, I just like I do like to I like to throw
- 7:06in some sorest words every once in a while, but you got to make
- 7:10sure you using it right, because there's nothing worse than being kind of a
- 7:13bad like always saying it not just because you sound smart, Like I love
- 7:18saying the word narcissistic, but I hate the work I mean narcissistic. Well
- 7:25likes he's such a narcissist. I like to so I have to write a
- 7:30bunch of notes at work when I follow up on patients and stuff. You
- 7:31got medical words, yeah, well, but like you know, generally speaking,
- 7:35like if I were gonna tell a doc about you, I be like,
- 7:38all right, his blood pressure's fine, his heart rate's fine, he's
- 7:41whatever. But a fancier way to say that, A fancier way to say
- 7:44your heart rate and your blood pressure and your your general uh cardiovaster system is
- 7:48good instead of saying, yeah, his bloo pressure is normal, has got
- 7:50this and that. The fancy way of saying that is he's hemodynamically stable,
- 7:56like he We all know you're skinny and smart. Okay, that's one of
- 8:05those things that smart. I like to throw those words in there, and
- 8:09then like you know, and a it's a time saving for me because it
- 8:11covers a whole lot of guy dgging basis, but b it does sound smart.
- 8:16You know what word I hate to spell? And tight that Wednesday?
- 8:20Oh my god, never seems right. Every time I have to say when
- 8:24weddiness day, it looks wrong. It looks wrong all the time. February
- 8:28is the same, grab berber grab Yeah. I have to say when wed
- 8:35Day every time I spell it, otherwise I'll spell it wrong because it should
- 8:39be Wednesday. And two what's you mean? You mean to two and two
- 8:43like me too? Or do I have two? Or are you going to?
- 8:48Those are three different two Georgia. Here's what I don't like about the
- 8:50whole two and two things. Everyone knows what each one of them. And
- 8:54when you start texting, Sarah will right back t o oh, I'm like,
- 9:00you know what I mean? You got you married a grammar? What
- 9:03about there and there? You mean they're there there or there? Yeah,
- 9:07there's a lot of them. My thing is in a text. Again,
- 9:09we know you're smart. My thing is in a text. You get it?
- 9:13You know what I'm saying. I don't. I can't stand the people
- 9:16that might write that. It feels like they need to correct themselves and send
- 9:18another text and my phone goes. I was like, you didn't need to
- 9:22do. My problem is I have big thumbs, and I my text sound
- 9:26like that'd be a drop, Doug. I've got big thumbs. My text
- 9:31sound like my text sound like I'm mentally retarded at a baseline, Like if
- 9:35you were to just try to read my text the word here, I don't
- 9:39think. I know you're a medical guy. Made it okay, but I'll
- 9:43see him on staight. My thing about that, My thing about that is,
- 9:46I feel like the R words should be allowed as long as you're not
- 9:48using it for disabled individuals, right, like a derogatory manner. Doug is
- 9:52a successful, upstanding citizen of the town. If I call him a retard,
- 9:56there should be a problem with that. Everybody else does behind closed doors.
- 10:05I mean, obviously you use it in a derogatory fashion towards people who
- 10:09were actually disabled. Yeah, there's a problem there. I could see that
- 10:11being negative. But yeah, I mean, yeah, maybe I'm wrong.
- 10:16I don't know, no, but I had something I was going to bring
- 10:20up. Now forgot what it's going to be. Spell it. Maybe I'm
- 10:24exactly what you're talking about. You want to go silent for five seconds now,
- 10:31awkward silence. I love that guy's jacket. You are a jacket guy.
- 10:39Yeah, I know what I know a jackets. Do you want a
- 10:41bomber jacket? I could see you rocking a bomber Yeah, I think you
- 10:45would like jam a bomber jacks number eighty eight eighty leather bomber jacket. Oh
- 10:50that was and the Republic brought that into the world. Well, but that
- 10:52was because the top gun. Yeah yeah, that was like about Michael Jackson
- 10:58had the jacket. Everyone all the jacket oh yeah, yeah, the patent
- 11:03leather, that was that patent. Well then you had Eddie Murphy with the
- 11:05whole patent leather and the glove. Yeah. I remember a dude in high
- 11:09school. We had to have a lot of balls. Yeah for sure.
- 11:13Okay, so I'm gonna tell this story, or it's a very short story.
- 11:16Let's tell this anicdote about germs because it's our anecdote. Yeah, our
- 11:22friend germs was just a fancy way of saying story. Uh yeah, that's
- 11:28the thing. So anecdote is like a side hustle story you're bringing. An
- 11:31anecdote is just an anecdote is a story that relates to a topic. So
- 11:35like if we're having a topic and I tell you a little story that ties
- 11:39into the topic. We do that a lot on here. Yeah, we
- 11:41do a lot of anecdotes here. So some tea on the side. So
- 11:46we're in the Bahamas. It's circa twenty eleven, give or take. We've
- 11:48flown in with a crew guy. Yeah, since we're using big words.
- 11:54So we were it's like Super Bowl weekend. We were hanging out. We're
- 11:58at the sand Bar down on South by the way if you see this thing
- 12:01turn off, Yeah, the Sandbar on South and we've been bone fishing and
- 12:07stuff. And we went down and there was a karaoke night at the sand
- 12:09bar. Now it's February in the Bahamas. There's nobody there. It's us
- 12:13and like the people who work at the Shark Lab and the locals, that's
- 12:16it. I turned around at some point and Germs, our friend is on
- 12:22the bar moonwalking, and he had went out to the jeep and got a
- 12:24glove. It was one of those fish gloves like the ones sun no,
- 12:28no, like the big the big cot orange yeah, the orange, yeah,
- 12:31the orange one with the grippies. And he was he was dancing to
- 12:37Billy Jean like on top of the bar. Bartenders were loving, they were
- 12:41all about it. It was pretty good. I gotta give him a little
- 12:43credit. There was camera, yeah, well germs, camera guy. I'm
- 12:50not a camera guy. And it was twenty eleven. You didn't have the
- 12:52cell phone options that you had, like you had the flip phones with cameras,
- 12:56disposable cameras carried all over the place. They're kind of back now.
- 13:01Wait what they're kind of back now? Back films? So film is film
- 13:07is coming back. Okay, there's a whole new generation these kids film developed.
- 13:13Well you can so kids want audio cassette tapes. Really, it's kind
- 13:18of like how fifteen years ago we wanted records again? Why yeah, and
- 13:20they've grown up for the records. Records aren't that big of a deal to
- 13:24these twenty year olds because the last twenty years, records have been a thing.
- 13:26But audio tape they're looking, but they're looking for CDs. So they're
- 13:31looking for CDs and they're looking for the tapes. Well, CDs, I
- 13:35get, but I CDs also. You know why, It's because they want
- 13:39something to hold, like they haven't had nothing exists in that they've lived their
- 13:43whole music life on a computer and the music's just been in the air.
- 13:46But now they have this thing. You mean, you had CDs with a
- 13:48thing you get the same way we like records and so can you remember going
- 13:54to a store though, when you bought an album or the tape or whatever.
- 13:58Oh my, I I want to walk into a Walgreens or a CVS
- 14:05with the roll of film, one of those cameras handed over and go,
- 14:09can I get this developed in an hour? Remember those days? Remember the
- 14:13days were you never knew in college who would friends stole your camera? In
- 14:18the film You're getting back, what's on that? There was there was a
- 14:22girl that we used to always go to her house. We'd always find our
- 14:24cameras, go in the bathroom and take some brought down Minneapolitan shots we had.
- 14:28We we were fishing in the Outer Banks one year and we went to
- 14:31a party at that was held by a bunch of the kind of there was
- 14:35like Tosh Brown was there and my guys talking to that thing. I'm in
- 14:41it, I'm hitting yellow he is. Anyway, there was the point I
- 14:48said that was there. They were bigger, there were there were industry.
- 14:52We're gonna talk about the industry tonight. There were industry guys at this party
- 14:56and we just happened to be there. And once again I'm picking on Germs
- 14:58night there and Germs has a habit at least him know that he can defend
- 15:03him. Yeah. So Germs has a has a bad habit of taking pictures
- 15:05of a part of his anatomy all people's cameras when they leave him around.
- 15:11Yeah, so we should. So we go into this room. So we
- 15:16go. I've had it after eight years. So we so we go into
- 15:20this room and they're you know, like I said, Tosh and all these
- 15:22guys are there, and Tosh is a big photographer. So like, we
- 15:26go into this room and there's a wall lined up with all these dudes cameras
- 15:28that are just charging and getting ready for the next day because we're all there
- 15:31for the Abbe Blitz, And like I look at it, like we look
- 15:35at it. We look at it, and I look at Germs and Germs
- 15:37looks at me. He goes, I was like you have to. He's
- 15:39like, oh, God, watch the door. And so, like I
- 15:43don't know, a couple hours later or maybe whatever, we're standing out front.
- 15:46Carrie Via, You've always been his cockshot assistant. It's not a cock
- 15:50shot. I didn't help him do it anyway. So we go outside.
- 15:54We're standing around drinking whiskey and we're all telling stories about our day, and
- 15:56Carrie goes, oh, I got a great picture for him today. I
- 15:58want to show you. So he goes and gets his camera, comes back
- 16:03out and he's standing in this big circle guys, and he's thumbing through the
- 16:04DSLR. You know, he's like click click, click, clicking, and
- 16:07he stops and he's like, look sideways at his camera for a second,
- 16:11and then he just starts laughing, like you can't breathe. He just hands
- 16:15his camera to somebody and they like, you got passed around, and then
- 16:18everybody ran for their cameras, like I'm not leaving my camera sitting right on.
- 16:23I mean the one time there's eight people huddled around and you're looking through
- 16:26the camera. Have y'all seen the new commercial right now about some sort of
- 16:34ed scenario where you're chefts a little crooked. It's all carrots. Have you
- 16:40seen this carrot commercial? I have seen the commercial. It's unbelievable, Like
- 16:45it's all these carrots falling from the top of the screen, and most of
- 16:48them are straight, and then some of them have the weird like forty five
- 16:51degrees with crooked dicks. It's poorn crooked, not forty five degree. Just
- 16:56it's like curve. It's there on a little ferve. It's little. I
- 17:03don't know if over the top you were talking about dongs, I was not.
- 17:07I said anatomy. I didn't say dicks. Y'all said dick. I
- 17:11said anatomy. Okay, we'll get off the subject. Well, I mean
- 17:15we could keep going. We really don't know. I really don't want to
- 17:18be a urology carrots. It's so weird, you'll you're going to see it
- 17:22one night and be like, that's what. So I'm mainly watching it because
- 17:26we're watching Fargo, and it's really heavy on the Fargo on Hulu, the
- 17:30old great, thank you. So if y'all want to watch it, does
- 17:37anyone have a crooked dick off our? If you want to see some crooked
- 17:41dick commercials, go watch Fargo. Now we do say restricted to adults on
- 17:48the We disclaimed that, oh yeah, don't play this for your kids in
- 17:52the car. I mean you obviously already turned it off at this point if
- 17:55you had it on but nobody but an adult can handle it, we should
- 17:57definitely give a warning. Fast forward through minute twelve through thirteen and a half.
- 18:02Dude with this is episode like what sixty? I mean at this point,
- 18:04I'm just kidding. I think they I think they know we boatoks the
- 18:08man's testicles on air at one point. Yeah, and we looked at him
- 18:12just like, oh my god, they're so smooth. How proud would you
- 18:18be if you got on some podcast site and there was a parental advisory slapped
- 18:22on barely? Oh look at this guy. Okay, he's growing through That
- 18:26thing's definitely broken the soft landing. Hold on, stay just hold on,
- 18:33give me, just give it to me, stay right there. Oh god,
- 18:38Well, Tucker, Tucker has arrived. Instead of walking around to the
- 18:41door we left up, uh, he decided to climb through the window.
- 18:47So now we're happy to have a little sound check like we did earlier.
- 18:52Should we take a break? We ain't quite got to the break. Yeah,
- 18:56let's keep brolling. Let Tucker jump in down. Here's your mic volume
- 18:59thing for you. So I brought this up to Doug earlier, and I've
- 19:04kind of come to the conclusion that I can't stand it when I go to
- 19:07like a bar or sports bar and all the beers are crafty and I p
- 19:12a s Yeah, they have one option of a I beer. So you
- 19:17want to go ahead and talking that thing? And yeah, I think that
- 19:19sounds He came in about right right out again, soft and sultry. That
- 19:26was nice. Hey, hey, we know who's got the good micro Hey
- 19:30hey, Doug, can you can you do me a favorite? Can you
- 19:34fucking leave some handsome for the rest of the christ Look, put your secretary
- 19:42glasses on it. Get to get better. But it's hot. It's hot,
- 19:48you know what, Look at sucker. Now go get stuck in the
- 19:49window. You know, I got a little sets. So I work in
- 19:52a primarily dominated world, right, and my job I wander all over the
- 19:56hospital, and so I go see all the nurses. I'm like, hey,
- 20:00guys, y'all doing okay? Your patients okay, whatever. Well the
- 20:03other day I had two nurses in a row, like one almost like you
- 20:06look like ship. I was like, what nice? Yeah, And then
- 20:11the next one and then I got to like another desk letter like are you
- 20:14feeling okay? I was like, I feel fine. This is my face
- 20:18this is what I like. I don't feel like I look any different.
- 20:26Yeah, I was like, I didn't try anything new today. I just
- 20:30did my life And yeah did they did you ask for your DJ Mike?
- 20:37No, I didn't ask for specifics. They just said I just generally didn't
- 20:40look well. Okay, so like light beer? So am I wrong in
- 20:47thinking that if ten guys showed up to the bar, eight of them actually
- 20:52want light beer, and the two guys might want craft or I p A.
- 20:55And one of those is pretending, yes, he wants to look cool,
- 20:59to like be the wine or dancing Bear, dragon breath. But everything's
- 21:06out weigh mountain, Like you can't go to home team anymore and get like
- 21:08a draft Miller, lighter bud Light. It's it's all this crap, crap.
- 21:15Whatever happened to a bottle Budwiser, whatever happened to it, whatever happened
- 21:18to fucking diesel and ice cold bottle red sticks? We used to call them
- 21:22red sticks diesels? What well, that's yellow jacket. I can't. I'm
- 21:26just saying you can't drink more about two of them, But go, why
- 21:30do they hit so much harder? And tell them that we're not standing for
- 21:33it anymore. I missed, by the way, damn it. That's okay.
- 21:37You didn't have to tell anyone that it sounded good. Sound But I
- 21:41get totally get your point. I mean, I'm not a big I p
- 21:45a fan or whatever, but can it be half and half? What's wrong
- 21:47with half and a half? Right? But I mean, like, you
- 21:49know, I like an amber like a ying like like that's good. And
- 21:56it's a red stripe, Oh dude, that's good. What was the place
- 22:00on shim Creek that used to have like the big creekside. It was creek
- 22:04sized, and they had dollars. They had Monday night was burger not and
- 22:07they had forty ounce red stripes, the big one like half price or something
- 22:14like three three bucks or something like that, and then they had half No.
- 22:19But but it came with a koozie that was called a big stubby.
- 22:22Yeah, the big Stubby coozie came in creek there. All of that is
- 22:27turned out except for Reds. What's the one right across from Reds. It's
- 22:30still there though Water's edge. I don't I don't count that. That's that's
- 22:38fine. I still like to roll up there with my boat and I always
- 22:41eat at the cabana bar. I don't go inside, but like just roll
- 22:45up with the boat and neat at the cabana. Yeah. Still that's where
- 22:47it's at. I'm all right with that. What didn't that play? I
- 22:52don't know what you were trying to do there, but my volumes down.
- 22:56That's when he gets back. I hear Doug talk. Okay, Yeah,
- 23:02so we haven't talked about literally anything, Chucker. We just this is the
- 23:04intro segment and where we're still. We're twenty three minutes in and we've said
- 23:10nothing. Box wine over there doing it's about to happen. Really, I
- 23:15was going to do that, but he politely gave me a beer. Yeah,
- 23:18I told you I was trying to get the rid of these for their
- 23:19cowboys, so get the criminal little. I'm doing what I call mostly sober
- 23:23march, or you call it moist march, where basically I'm just not keeping
- 23:29any beer in my house or any liquor in my house, so that like
- 23:32I'll drink if I go out, like I'll have a beer or whatever dinner,
- 23:34or I'm having a wet year. But I just I'm just trying to
- 23:38reduce how much because the problem is like I don't drink too much per day,
- 23:42but if I keep beer around the house, I drink every day.
- 23:45And that's just a lot of inities for no reason kind of deal. It's
- 23:49like every one of these beers is a sandwich, you know, and it's
- 23:52like I wouldn't eat six sandwiches, but I'll drink six beers. Well,
- 23:56it's a lot easier to drink six beers. It should should taste okay,
- 24:03cool? Well anyway, all right, there's a have y'all been to the
- 24:07Woodruff on John's Island heard of it? It's a it's a restaurant and cocktail
- 24:12bar. They change up their cocktail menu every week and then they've got weekly
- 24:18specials for food and whatnot, as well as a seasonal menu. I like
- 24:25that, but it's like we don't go downtown anymore because we're just like where
- 24:30we're gonna go. Like it's I've never had anything that was disappointing there.
- 24:33It was fair prices, prices are reasonable. But it's got a good wine
- 24:37selection too. But they had this cocktail. It was a bourbon based with
- 24:44apricot brandy and like honey syrup and some other stuff in there. Oh,
- 24:51it was really like so we went to cocktail man. So we went my
- 24:57wife She's like, she like like wine, that's it. She likes wine,
- 25:00that's it. And so I let her taste it and she was like,
- 25:06let's go to the liquor store, like, let's go by. I
- 25:08was just like, oh, like what she was like, yeah, what's
- 25:11in it? And the bartender walks over and just I mean, we've been
- 25:15there a bunch. He's like, here's the recipe, Like, here's the
- 25:18thing for it. Next show, I'm gonna make us batch. Yes,
- 25:22I like that. I'm gonna I'm gonna share something like the most perfect little
- 25:30I don't think I've ever I don't think I've ever shared this particular tipet of
- 25:32information. But so Tucker, of course is always on my yearly keystrip.
- 25:37And one thing that Tucker does every afternoon. Now that we're in the Keys,
- 25:41now, we didn't do this in the glades, because we did it
- 25:42once in the glades we were glamping. Yeah, but that was when we
- 25:47had a house boat. It was a little different. But no, it
- 25:48was in the house bows when we were in the eco tense. That didn't
- 25:51really count. I don't even count that as one of our glades trips,
- 25:53like that was so plush it wouldn't didn't count. Still caught fish. We
- 25:56did catch fish, but that's not the point. So the point is Tucker
- 26:00every year and the y does the thing where he like, so we're all
- 26:03responsible for one night's dinner and whatnot, right, Tucker does a cocktail of
- 26:08the day every day, like so like fancy resorts, that's your job,
- 26:11Like you don't deal with dinner. You just does does steaks one not because
- 26:15that would be cool if he also what was it twenty eight days? You
- 26:18aged gorganzola? Mushrooms with a mushroom or a fun word, gorgonzola. It's
- 26:29just fancy blue cheese. Gorgonzola is like gorgonzos like German swish or blue cheese.
- 26:34Right, yeah, it's like blue cheese. More, it's like strong
- 26:38more blue cheese with a side of funk. Gross. It's good when you
- 26:42melt it down. Mushroom is anything. But my wife makes My wife makes
- 26:48a gorgonzola sauce we just referred to as cracks sauce. Very different. And
- 26:52when I was first dating her, the first meal she ever made me,
- 26:56she cooked a steak and she made a Gorgonzola crack sauce, which is yeah.
- 27:00And now we're married and got a baby, So I mean, you
- 27:03tell me, I think we'll do it. But Paul, you're coming right,
- 27:11Yeah, he's gonna come. Yeah, we're full You're full in,
- 27:15Like, so are you full in that week? Anyway? I was going
- 27:19to figure out what it sounds like, you're about eighty percent. No,
- 27:25I'm in. It's totally lining it lined up. Basically you invited me to.
- 27:30Yeah, Paul, you've got some projects you're working on, and we
- 27:33have a house and we're gonna be there, So Paul's gonna crash with us
- 27:37fishing maybe a little bit. I finally realized when I come here, I'm
- 27:41like, I was just in the keys for four days. I don't have
- 27:44any like really good photography and things to work with. So I figured I'm
- 27:48gonna go down there for five days and really concentrate and like make up like
- 27:52a list of shot lists like photographers do. Yeah, of like things I
- 27:56want, things I need because I don't fucking do them. I'll start fishing
- 28:00next you know, it's stay three and like I'll just do it all tomorrow
- 28:02and tomorrow comes you don't have the weather of the light whatever, and you
- 28:06have a sack of ship. That's what I'm doing that and you and the
- 28:08nice thing about with with us just all being around, there's three boats in
- 28:11your vicinity. One of us will come snatch you up once you're done doing
- 28:15your job, Like if you want to fish the afternoon, or you just
- 28:17want to know alright that good light, roll over to button Marrys, I'll
- 28:19pick you up and we'll get back out on the line or whatever. That's
- 28:23my plan is to mainly reference material, but a little fishing on the side
- 28:27of You need to let him be unsupervised, Marrys. There's no alcohol,
- 28:33well, I mean you beer hobby, Rob. I ain't nothing better than
- 28:41getting a little bit characters. I bet there's nothing better. That's the kind
- 28:45of place. So I want to take photos and kind of get cool stuff.
- 28:47Yeah, hanging out of Robbies for a little too long and then shooting
- 28:49the wheeled ditch on the way back south. I mean, I'm not saying
- 28:53I would have suggested it to people, but it is fun. I'm gonna
- 28:59take your word on it. Yeah it is. It is. Well what
- 29:03we do we do dowas cowboys, go Cowboys barely. I mean, I
- 29:08would love to talk about the Cowboys, but I'm a Panthers fan and this
- 29:11is not Let's maybe this segment. Now, we're gonna call We're gonna call
- 29:15Sam Bailey from scoff yep. Uh. He and some guys have kind of
- 29:19taken over and they they own scoff now and they're just we'll just talk about
- 29:25what they're if they're going to change anything at all. If so, what
- 29:27were they doing? If not, then well, me and you missed the
- 29:30last episode. Let's make sure tell everybody what's not on purpose. We intended
- 29:34to do it when we was down in Louisa. So when we talked to
- 29:37him, sorry, this was the last minute kind of like the last minute
- 29:38phone call I got Sunday about uh, you got the art for the page?
- 29:44You got one? I didn't even get one. Well, so he
- 29:47texted me, is it is in a conduit to you? Because y'all,
- 29:51yeah, that's the thing, like, and I can usually crank some bullshit
- 29:53out and you know, not thirty minutes. But it's just a matter of
- 29:56I was traveling, I was in a position to not really communicate it time.
- 30:00So I was like Nope, it wasn't intentional, but we don't tell
- 30:03him. We'll tell him about it. Also, we have uh Stam.
- 30:07He guides kind of in a few different areas around the country. I didn't
- 30:11really get his last name. We'll figure it out. But Stan, we're
- 30:14always open ears to talk to guides and how they live their life, where
- 30:17they fish, kind of what their inside is and their stories and their background.
- 30:21So we're excited to talk to stand. Do you all know. I
- 30:23don't remember who's sent us. I heard some story he reached out mountain.
- 30:27He reached out to me through it. Okay, I picked him up on
- 30:30the Instagram. You did, reached out to me and was telling me about
- 30:33some stuff because when we're going to Louisiana, apparently he guides in Okay,
- 30:37Yeah, so he had reached out to me and anyway, Yeah, it
- 30:41was kind of one of them rambling anger. Oh yeah, he gets around.
- 30:45Yeah, yeah, he bounces that whe the endless Summer to go.
- 30:55Well, let's uh, why don't we do this, let's hear from let's
- 30:59hear ben? Can I have another little segue for us? Yeah? And
- 31:03and I'm just looking at our new recording device. I don't think you should
- 31:07push the record button. I think you should just push the button. That's
- 31:10what I was gonna try. And by the way, later on we are
- 31:12going to post a picture of this. It looks like a ar angela.
- 31:17It does look Duck said, if that thing showed up on my doorstep,
- 31:23I would have thrown it away. We're gonna have been and then go to
- 31:27our sponsor forward from the media. So when that but here, Ben first,
- 31:33All right, so hey, Tucker joined us. We'll be right back.
- 31:37We're going to catch up with you. Thank you. Hey, I'm
- 31:41Ben. I'm a huge fly fisherman. My favorite way to listen to the
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- 32:28Hey, I'm Ben. I'm a huge fly fisherman. I've been in the
- 32:30fly fishing industry for decades and the most important thing I've learned is that if
- 32:36you fail at everything else, you can always start a podcast and not me,
- 32:54because I'm me and not me. All right, Well, we're a
- 33:14real analog today. We're doing hands on stuff. I like that. Analog.
- 33:17Yeah, that's kind of a fun word. Analog. Analog analog.
- 33:22You can't spell analog without you know, you really can't, You really can't.
- 33:29Well, that just put a crick in my carrot. So I'm going
- 33:32to get kind of dialed up here to get ready to call uh Sam from
- 33:38SCOFF. You want to kind of talk about that, will Yeah. So
- 33:42for those who don't know, SCOFF is Southern Culture on the Fly magazine.
- 33:45It's an easine. It's been around for a long time, Me and Paul,
- 33:50Yeah, at least ten years. I think I think they're on their
- 33:52fiftieth issue or something like that. They do it. It's a it's a
- 33:58is it quarterly? Yeah, it's quarterly. So me and Paul have been
- 34:00involved with SCOFF since the early days, a long time ago. I've written
- 34:07a lot of big pieces for them, essays and whatnot. Paul's done tons
- 34:08of artwork and stuff for them. For the last probably five years or four
- 34:13years, me and Paul have done the back page as a collaboration. I'll
- 34:16usually spit out some bullshit words, Paul draw some you know, funny picture
- 34:21to go with the bullshit words. Maybe I just did a new drawing of
- 34:24you. Yeah, funny there holding like a exactly Yeah, we could do
- 34:32something like that, as long as I don't have to actually model for it.
- 34:36I think that would not But you can send me a picture yeah before.
- 34:39It's actually very rewarded. I have never dotten that, but that that's
- 34:44something to think about. But yees. Anyway, however, the previous owners
- 34:47were uh Steve and Dave, which we Steve for I can't remember Stee's last
- 34:54name, Sonberg Steinberg, and then uh Dave gros Grossman, that's right,
- 35:00which are hilarious dudes. And you've heard them on the show at least I
- 35:02think you've heard both of those guys. Y yeah, so yeah, and
- 35:07and I love I love Dave's riding, and I've always been appreciative of Dave
- 35:12and those guys always took really good care of us. And and now Sam
- 35:14has bought the magazine as of last year with some other folks, with some
- 35:19other folks. Yeah, but Sam is one of the main guys. And
- 35:22and there's still some of the original crew that was involved with it are still
- 35:25rolling with it. Alan Broyhill is still work Yeah. Yeah, so uh
- 35:30good friend of ours as well. And so yeah, and me and Paul
- 35:32are still contributing whatever random bullshit we can contribute to make it at work.
- 35:37But it's a great magazine. They're great people. They've taken really good care
- 35:39of us over the years. And it's free, so we're not selling you
- 35:44anything. You can go over there and read it for free. Yeah,
- 35:45that's pretty good stuff. Kill the record, love it. Oh crap,
- 35:53what happened there? We go anal log litl Turtle Box Studios, straight from
- 36:09the shell. Oh you pressed return, that's what you do, so hopefully
- 36:15this works. What are you returning to? I'm just trying. You did
- 36:20it with me earlier. I'm doing without the camera this time. Well,
- 36:23I figured it out the camera was nice that I could still see I think,
- 36:31he answered, Sam, what's first most important thing? Can you hear
- 36:37us? We can hear you. I can hear you. Oh you sound
- 36:42really good, Sam. Our phone calls are never this clear. We were
- 36:47terrible at this part of the But wherever you are right now, you can't
- 36:52move because your reception is perfect. I'm freeze. Don't move, don't walk
- 36:58out in the driveway, Sam, I got Mike, Doug and Tucker.
- 37:01Thanks for joining us. We we just gave the people that they needed this
- 37:07information. We kind of gave him a little background basically on scoff and kind
- 37:10of mic and Ize involvement and things that we've kind of contributed to the magazine
- 37:15in the past. But we'd love to find out from you kind of what
- 37:19the next steps are forward or what's your vision, what you're going to be
- 37:22doing the same and different and all that kind of stuff. So we'll just
- 37:24kind of all hodgepodg some questions at you. If that works, Okay,
- 37:30Yeah, sounds good, sounds good. Thanks for all you guys have done
- 37:32in the past for us, though it's a big part of it, oh
- 37:36Man, for sure. It's it's funny I hate that we weren't a part
- 37:38of this last one. It's just the timing of it. Uh, you
- 37:40guys were busy kind of putting it all together, and but hey, we'll
- 37:45come out big and strong for the for the next one. Sounds good.
- 37:49Well, I honestly for my part. You know, the fact that half
- 37:52the stuff that has ever been published in there for me actually made it through
- 37:57too, So the magazine has been a bit of a surprise. But I'm
- 38:00happy to throw more shit at you, y'all. You just keep going.
- 38:04You can have it all desperate, I guess, I mean exactly, but
- 38:10it's always my favorite thing to read, you know what I mean. It's
- 38:14it feels like it's more on my love one there you go. Definitely not
- 38:17not know Tom mcguine over here. We're all right. We always love it.
- 38:22So yeah, well, uh so Sam, just for for my purposes,
- 38:29because I haven't got to talk to you at all. We've never met
- 38:30in person, as texted. Yeah, we texted a lot on the old
- 38:34Cajun Seychelles thread that was on my phone a little hot minute there. But
- 38:39uh, what led you? I mean, I kind of know a little
- 38:42bit about Dave and Steve stepping away. I know their motivations a little bit.
- 38:45You know, I never claimed to know everything, but uh, what
- 38:49led you to to see this as a project you wanted to take on?
- 38:52Well, you know. The first thing was John Agricola. He's you know,
- 38:57our managing editor. He called me. We met back in twenty seventeen
- 39:01at the carp Cup and became friends, fished together. Saw him here and
- 39:06there and he called me and it was kind of his brainch out when he
- 39:09saw it. He was like, hey, have you seen that SCOFF is
- 39:14like closing its doors? And I'm like, no, I read I kind
- 39:16of read it, but I probably missed it. So let's let's look back.
- 39:20And went back and looked at it, and I was like, okay,
- 39:22I agree with you. I think they're trying to close. So let's
- 39:24try to devise a plan to see what we can do and take it over,
- 39:29keep it alive, because I mean, I've been a fan of SCOFF,
- 39:31you know, since I probably twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, and met
- 39:37Dave and Steve around December of thirteen at the Western Carolina fly Fishing Show.
- 39:44Became you know, friends, and had a lot of fun over the years
- 39:47with him, and we did not want to see it go away. So
- 39:51we talked about it, and John had an idea of a couple of guys
- 39:53that he wanted to be in on it, and we got together and made
- 39:58a proposal and they took it, and they were probably sitting there laughing like
- 40:02these suckers are actually gonna get y'all have quite y'all have quite the diverse team
- 40:08too, to kind of field all the ins and outs and all the different
- 40:13things that you know, go on, and not just the magazine, but
- 40:15just the industry of fly fishing, if you will. It's pretty cool,
- 40:20yeah, and it's it's been fun for sure. So a couple of doctors,
- 40:23you know, Yeah, you need some doctors for sure. Got a
- 40:28couple of doctors of you know, in the world of education or academia.
- 40:32I guess we call it academia, that's right. Uh. Well, so,
- 40:37you know, I've always kind of had and always heard stories and been
- 40:42personally involved with too. When someone buys a business, you obviously the reason
- 40:46as successful is for how it already is, but you always have some idea
- 40:51that you might do something different or add on. Do you guys have any
- 40:54sort of things that Scott never did that you're excited about maybe trying or doing.
- 41:00Definitely, you know. The main thing is one of the things that
- 41:04you've kind of helped us with in Atlanta. But we started the Scoff podcast,
- 41:08so okol you know, I don't know that will ever be to the
- 41:13Barely Live Well we know that, we know that, but we're gonna sure
- 41:21have fun trying. Yeah, we've got the first issue actually just dropped Monday
- 41:28with the magazine or the first episode. I should say, excuse me,
- 41:31what do we say the twenty first episode? Yeah, exactly. You never
- 41:36start on one, no, you gotta. Yeah, it's like, oh
- 41:37they got I gotta go fund these other twenty I just can't find them.
- 41:42They're hard to come Yeah, they're in the vault. That's right, like
- 41:45a year from now, you come out. We just found episode thirteen.
- 41:51Yeah, once a year come out with one of the prior twenties. I
- 41:54love that. Oh yeah, I have not listened to it yet. I
- 41:58definitely will. Yeah, that's one of the big ones this year. We're
- 42:00real excited about it, and you know, hopefully we can get you guys.
- 42:06I know we had a little fun with the the pre show recording that
- 42:12actually made it as our trailer, so you'll have to I was on that,
- 42:15guy, I was on that. Of course you are a poky.
- 42:17Now are you going to record every one of them in an embassy Suite hotel
- 42:21and make sure it's the same room number or what's the magic there? Well,
- 42:27they're definitely all going to be in hotels or or men's rooms. The
- 42:35men's room you get good at you get good acoustics in men's rooms. Yeah,
- 42:39live from the men's room at the Embassy Suite hotel. That would be
- 42:44pretty awesome, though, think about that. Don't steal the idea. Don't
- 42:47steal that. Hey, Sam, this is Doug. One of the questions
- 42:52I wanted to ask you, guys, I was really curious about this is
- 42:55you know, taking on this project. I'm sure you guys had this discussion
- 43:00a lot. What do y'all do on a daily basis to make sure that
- 43:04you're staying up with, you know, the most current pulse of what's happening
- 43:08in the industry so that you're bringing the best content, you know, the
- 43:13best new stuff like out there that's keeping people, you know, engaged and
- 43:19bringing new viewers to it. Well, you know that's tough. Theming is
- 43:24just trying to trying to have fun, you know, just trying to keep
- 43:28with new fun stories, stuff that we haven't you know, that we haven't
- 43:31really seen or out there, and we're you know, we take story submissions
- 43:37from people. Obviously there's you know, we have so many coming in we
- 43:40have to filter through them. Yeah, but but no, they're you know,
- 43:44we're trying to just keep it, keep it real the way it was
- 43:46before, with good stories about the trip. I don't want a story.
- 43:52I don't care about how you do it or where you live. I don't
- 43:54care about you know, how you rid your line and that kind of stuff.
- 44:00We don't either. But being honest with you, I don't really care
- 44:05about hearing how you fish because I know how to fish. All hearing about
- 44:07how you do how you mix that martini, Doug, or you get along
- 44:13really well with the beer. Yeah, yeah, So trust whatever it is
- 44:16is, I like, I like the stories about how how you do it
- 44:20beforehand, you know, the fun, the fun times during a trip,
- 44:24you know, all the ship talk and stuff after a trip. That's kind
- 44:28of what's fun. And that's kind of how I feel like Scoff has always
- 44:30been successful. Is they've never told anybody how to do it, or it's
- 44:35the right way or it's the wrong way. It's just do it your way
- 44:37as long as you're doing it well. I think some of the best fishing
- 44:40trips I've ever been on, uh you know, I've shown up places the
- 44:44fish with guys that didn't know me. You know, like, you know
- 44:45how it is when you're around the fishing world, you're getting interested this guy,
- 44:51that guy, oh my buddy will take you to fish for this fish.
- 44:52When you're in wherever and you show up and it's a bad day fishing,
- 44:57right, you show up and and it's just not going the way that
- 45:00those guys are used to fishing or whatever. And the first thing they always
- 45:02they come at you is like, man, I'm so sorry. It's usually
- 45:05a little better than this. We usually have this or that and that.
- 45:07And you know, I've always, like my standard, you know, answer
- 45:13to that is like, man, I don't give a shit, Like I
- 45:15just wanted to. I wanted to show up and see it like I wanted
- 45:19to, like, yeah, I wanted to be here, and thank you
- 45:22for letting me be here, you know, like that, And every time
- 45:23I've written a piece. I've always tried to look at it from that angle
- 45:29is what did I feel when I rolled up to the boat ramp, What
- 45:31did I smell? What did that smell remind me of? Where did that
- 45:35take me? What did I what did I have rolling through my head when
- 45:38I was riding out to the spot, or when I got to the spot,
- 45:42or when I saw the first fish. Because I'll tell you right now,
- 45:45man, my mind is always rolling one hundred miles an hour in the
- 45:47opposite direction. It's very rarely that I'm focused on anything, And I feel
- 45:52like that magazine. Dave and Steve always gave me an outlet to be able
- 45:55to write like that, to write from that angle, and I've always been
- 46:00very appreciative of that. It's always not everybody gets it, and not everybody
- 46:04wants it. Those guys always gave me a place to to to tell that
- 46:08story from that angle healthy the way I wanted to. And there's some more
- 46:14interesting stories to read too. I feel like it, But you know,
- 46:16then again, I'm bassed. Within a year, Like Sam, I'll be
- 46:21interested to ask you a year from now if like, like how young,
- 46:25I think he'll probably start seeing younger contributors, like younger people sending stuff in.
- 46:34That's what I hope he sees, you know, as people young,
- 46:37younger generations, because there's so much angst about the younger community out there.
- 46:42What do they really care about? What are they doing? Yeah, and
- 46:45if you see them contributing to things like this, I think it's a real
- 46:47good sign for sure. Yeah. And I feel like we have some you
- 46:52know, some younger guys you know, in their twenties, even though it
- 46:54may be the late twenties, early thirties, but ye that are wanting to
- 46:58be a part of it and stuff. And it is tough, you know,
- 47:00because I mean, I'm forty four. I'm not the oldest member.
- 47:04I'm right there in the middle. Though. We've got uh, you know,
- 47:07Scott's uh forty six something, right, fifty Yeah, so John's forty
- 47:21and then Hank's the young one, you know, or Alan actually is the
- 47:23young one, yeah, thirty three, thirty four, Yeah, that all.
- 47:30No, but We've got some, you know, some other guys out
- 47:31there, and and I've been talking to some of these kids at the shows.
- 47:35I'm like, hey, you know, submit some stuff. Yeah,
- 47:37then to some of your photography, you know, we'd love to see the
- 47:40other stuff. I don't know if y'all know deth Lynn Rogers, he's the
- 47:45he of guy, but he's a photographer and he's you know, he's done
- 47:47some work with us, and he's a very talented guy. That's awesome.
- 47:52So that's another younger, you know, younger generation. So well, I
- 47:55think I definitely like to keep it young. Well yeah, and I mean
- 47:59yeah, I don't understand all the newest slang and terms and whatnot, but
- 48:01like I mean, these kids that like if they want to get outside and
- 48:07that and that's the world they want to be a part of, Man,
- 48:07I'm all for it. I'll take them all day, every day. Let
- 48:10me go show you something. You know, I'm only as successful as I
- 48:14am the things I know and the things I learned. Yes, I got
- 48:16a lot of it on my own, grinding it out, but I had
- 48:20a lot of old dudes that took me under their wing and taught me a
- 48:22lot of really cool shit, Like some old school motherfuckers that really, for
- 48:28whatever reason, decided I was worth ten minutes, right, and so like
- 48:31I try to like make sure that I'm cognizant when I when of these young
- 48:35kids do reach out to me. Paul's mess with the mic when his young
- 48:38kids do reach out and and ask me stuff. I try to be cognitant
- 48:43sothing. You know, an old salty fucker took ten minutes with me one
- 48:45time, and I owe my ten minutes back to somebody else man. And
- 48:51so yeah, I'm glad to hear you guys are letting those kids have a
- 48:52moment. I mean it might be garbage, but at least lets them try.
- 48:57Platform. Yeah is if you you know, you reject someone, they're
- 49:00just going to go back and hopefully work harder to make them much better.
- 49:04And yeah, that's what happened. That's how you tell them to well,
- 49:08yeah, this society is a little bit softer than when we were growing up
- 49:13money, So you can't they can't just tell them how you suck, because
- 49:16then they go and they quit, they find something else to do. You're
- 49:19like, hey, look that's uh, not quite to where we are,
- 49:22but keep working and do this and this and maybe help them out a little.
- 49:25I feel like you can tell them as long as you come back with
- 49:29hey, this is garbage. Here's how it would be less garbage. Yeah,
- 49:34right, or directional, but to that point, Sam, this is
- 49:37a Tucker I wanted to ask, like, whenever you get a you know,
- 49:43you get a bunch of submissions and you're going through, you obviously know
- 49:45what you don't want, right, I mean, you don't want the Here's
- 49:49how you do it. Here's how you tied your not Here's how you tied
- 49:52your fly blah blah blah. You know that. So you're going through,
- 49:55You've weeded out all that stuff. How do you focus in going on?
- 50:02So, but you're going through it. You've got room for X number of
- 50:07stories, and you've got why submissions and you're going like, okay, like
- 50:14is there a theme to that quarterly release that you're going for? Is there
- 50:19is there, like, uh, something that you've got in your head of
- 50:22like a message that you're trying to convey, Like this matches up with what
- 50:27we're trying to right, Yeah. I mean yeah, you try to keep
- 50:30you know, like this was our winter issue, so we kind of try
- 50:34to keep the winter stories for winter issues, fall stories in the fall issue,
- 50:38spring, spring, summer, summer. I mean it sometimes it can
- 50:42be a little tough because you you know, you have the space that you
- 50:45need to fill and you have good submissions and you want to get them out.
- 50:49There's some people don't necessarily want to wait, so we do try to,
- 50:52you know, but we do try to keep them towards the season that
- 50:57it is. So you know, you're not reading about you know, fishing,
- 51:01uh, you know, super super summertime fishing in the middle of winter,
- 51:06and now you're just dreaming about that. Here's some winter time stuff,
- 51:07you know, here's winter Everglades stuff. And I guess you want to look
- 51:10forward, right Wait, when you release something, you want to look forward.
- 51:15So everyone's excited about like right now you're everyone's excited about the next season
- 51:22right down here. All we talked about our tails. I marked every tailing
- 51:25tide on. I went full geek mood the other day and I already sat
- 51:32down and marked every single fishable, like even the marginal ones that I know.
- 51:37If the wind blows just right, like just so, I have an
- 51:39alarm going off on my phone saying, hey, check check your tie.
- 51:44Hey sam, uh, this is probably a good time also for you guys
- 51:46to announce that cicadaa tournament thing or whatever the hell you're calling it. Yeah,
- 51:53yeah, this this this uh, this last issue our fiftieth issue.
- 51:59We actually kind of did jump ahead a little bit because we announced our Cicada
- 52:02tournament that's gonna be coming up this spring, and we also had a story
- 52:07kind of about this great Southern brood that we're gonna have this year. So
- 52:13it's a really great story about that. It's written by an entomologist here in
- 52:17North Georgia. That's us. You know, he's like the Cicada Master and
- 52:23then he kills it at the parties. It's gonna be every seventeen years.
- 52:34This is gonna be loud. Oh yeah, it's gonna be wownish. So
- 52:44you guys have a tournament, like, let's let's get back on track,
- 52:47Sam, Yeah. Yeah. So the it's called the Emergence Convergence. The
- 52:53registration is open now. The tournament is going to start May the tenth,
- 52:58and it's gonna roll through June the twenty first, So it's a month a
- 53:00little over a month long tournament. It is free to enter, so everybody
- 53:05can enter. There's you know a bunch of different ways you can win.
- 53:08It's not all about just catching fish, but there are going to be like
- 53:13biggest fish awards and everything has to be caught on a cicada fly. So
- 53:16it'll be a carp you know, catfish, brim bass. I'm sure maybe
- 53:22we'll do a trout or something like that there. We're still working on some
- 53:24of the details, but we've got a ton of uh, you know,
- 53:30prizes is going to be there. Yeah. Some of the other things that
- 53:31are cool is like, hey, guess what, there's a write the best
- 53:36cicada song, make some cool cicada art, eat cicadas, tie cool cicada
- 53:42fly. You know, just do your best that you can do is kind
- 53:45of the thing. And there's gonna be ways to win other than just catching
- 53:47fish. So it's gonna be a lot of fun. We got even waiting
- 53:51for Korean barbecue. Cicada's gonna eat some cicados bright, I mean, make
- 53:58a nice couple of recipes. I can make him up in a cocktail.
- 54:00I mean, he's gonna be Can we have a category for redfish just I
- 54:06mean, I can. I could make a I can make a red fish
- 54:13pop and cork on a flyer. I can. I feel like I'm not
- 54:16bragging from a place of inexperience, like I could make a red fish eat
- 54:21a cicada. He won't like it. Believed really high right now, Sam,
- 54:27he might love it. He's very spelt and smart. So are you
- 54:30guys doing any sort of event for like the culmination of that tournament anywhere,
- 54:35any any place? Yeah, so we're gonna get We're still working on the
- 54:39details of the final event or the final day event, so on the twenty
- 54:44first. The plan right now is to host a few different viewing locations of
- 54:50the tournament, like the ends awards ceremony. We'll be probably putting it like
- 54:54Instagram Live. But we're gonna have some events and a few uh flys shops
- 55:00around the southeast where one of our group will be at the fly shop and
- 55:06we'll probably have some beer, have some food, some giveaways, you know
- 55:12that kind of stuff. We'll do that for the awards ceremonies and so we
- 55:16can bring it in you know, everybody can be a part of it.
- 55:19That's one of the coolest things or one of the best things for this one
- 55:22is it's the only free tournament out there right that you can actually win some
- 55:24cool stuff. And yeah, I mean we've got we've already got some really
- 55:28cool prizes donated and we're working on more every day. So some of the
- 55:34big, big companies are coming in strong. Nice man, Let's plan on
- 55:37Avenue all down here for Taylor's ball down next October. Yeah, that'd be
- 55:43awesome one way or another. Come do a little story on it, or
- 55:45just come not know a story on it. Come hang out. Well,
- 55:47I've been talking a lot, and he's supposed to be coming down with his
- 55:51new his new little lady and coming down and fishing this summer. So I'm
- 55:53hoping he takes me up on that. We used to It used to be
- 55:57about a week every year. Paul, you've missed every throw. Sorry,
- 56:02Paul has been tossing beer cans of this giant trash can all night and he
- 56:07has missed everything. He's not a golfer. Yeah, well you would think
- 56:14I knew my dimensions, Like I'm in my place, this is my home
- 56:16court. Well, I mean, Sam, this has been great and I'm
- 56:21not trying to shrive the YAF. You can hang out here all night as
- 56:23far as I'm concerned. But is there anything you would like to to put
- 56:28out there about SCOFF or about y'all's vision for SCOFF or anything coming up that
- 56:31other than the tournament? Of course, what we talked about Is there anything
- 56:34you'd like to throw out there before we do part ways here at some point.
- 56:39Yeah, man, just uh, if you're if you're not subscribed,
- 56:42go out there, support a subscribe, you know, be a part of
- 56:45it. It's we're out there for everybody. Anybody has any ideas. If
- 56:49you want to, you know, try to get published in the best Southern
- 56:52fly fishing magazine in the world, send your submissions to John at Southern Culture
- 57:00on the Fly and uh, he will look through them and tell them how
- 57:04bad you suck and then maybe put in there. Anyway, I will say,
- 57:07they let me in. So the bar is pretty low, do you
- 57:09think on kind of it, Like on a semi serious note, I mean,
- 57:16it's not very often that I've gone into a fly shop anywhere in the
- 57:21Southeast to see like a lot of cicada patterns, like they're out there.
- 57:27Well, I know they're out there, but I'm just yeah, carp guys
- 57:30have them, but out west they have them. But yeah, otherwise,
- 57:31you know, just Chocolate's got a pretty famous one. I was just thinking
- 57:38that, like, if there's if there's areas that you know you have a
- 57:42good following, I don't know if it's good marketing or whatever to reach out
- 57:45to those shops and be like, hey, we're doing this tournament. Maybe
- 57:47he stuck some cicada flies. That's the old shop manager in Tucker. Tucker
- 57:52used to manage the Charles and Angler, and he's like, could you could
- 57:54you give the shops the heads up to stock up ahead of time? Mike,
- 58:00I can see you and gather a story about you and I trying to
- 58:04get a redfish to eat a cady. We could call it ethnic dining.
- 58:09We would do this. I don't think we should title it that at all.
- 58:15Stuff. I think we need to well, I think we need to
- 58:16workshop that title a little bit more. Everybody say sensitive these days. Sam's
- 58:24like, can y'all edit me out of this thing, because we're not gonna
- 58:29edit anything you You no longer have my consent to post this anywhere. Well,
- 58:36on that note, let's uh wrap the sucker up. Thanks, buddy,
- 58:39Appreciate the time. Yeah, man, Well, I enjoyed it.
- 58:44Appreciate you guys having me, and definitely look forward to getting over to Charleston.
- 58:46Uh, Mike, I feel like I know you because we have a
- 58:50lot of mutual friends from the old Drake days. Oh, Yeah, definitely
- 58:53look forward to getting to meet you. I hate the Cajun stay shows didn't
- 58:57work out, but we're gonna get it back on the books and I'll let
- 58:59you. I was literally talking to Paul about this today. I was like,
- 59:02you know, you know, it just is when his life goes through
- 59:06phases, ups and downs and whatnot, you know. And uh, I've
- 59:08got a real small child, and so I've been kind of on lockdown for
- 59:12like a year and a half now, where I haven't really fished at the
- 59:14level that I expect myself to fish at. And I was looking so forward
- 59:17to just getting out of the house and going on a fishing trip for the
- 59:22for that cage and say Shell's trip, And uh, it's stung. It's
- 59:24stung pretty hard because not only did I like my job, I have limited
- 59:29amount of time that I can take off for weekends. It's the whole thing
- 59:30I'm not get into. But uh so I killed one of those weekends to
- 59:34do that trip, and then whenever the trip didn't go through, I got
- 59:37stuck just doing a family weekends, which just this sounds terrible to complain about,
- 59:43and I don't want my wife to hear this, and I think I'm
- 59:45complaining because I had a great time. But it's like I went like from
- 59:49this expectation that I'm cashing in these points to get like some time away of
- 59:52my own to do something I love, and then I got literally just he's
- 1:00:00got more time with my child and my wife, which I loved dearly.
- 1:00:02And it was a great weekend, but it's stunk, and you and your
- 1:00:07rife who as well. I never cussom Winds so hard in my life.
- 1:00:15I was on. I was on the sell flow. Like every they update,
- 1:00:17just so people don't know, they update at eight am, they update
- 1:00:21at noon, and they update at four pm every day, and they probably
- 1:00:23update in the middle of a little bit. No. I just looked at
- 1:00:27saelflow a lot, so like every time every time I look up, I
- 1:00:30would like watch as soon as i'd refresh, you know, see what the
- 1:00:34update was. And it just got shittier and shittier, and I got madder
- 1:00:37and matter it was bad. I know it was Rico was. Rico was
- 1:00:45texting me, He's like, what do you think. I'm like, I
- 1:00:46don't know, man, I want to come, but he's like, look,
- 1:00:49hey, it's up to y'all. We can cancel it the day of
- 1:00:51as far as I'm concerned, but I know you got guys flying. I'm
- 1:00:53like, yeah, I'm gonna kind of leave up to them because I'm I'm
- 1:00:57whatever, I'll do it, but I don't want to be miserable. So
- 1:01:00plus that I got some Delta points now I got to cash him later,
- 1:01:06didn't. Yeah, we get some time. Let's talk offline, and I'd
- 1:01:09love to find when the best time for you guys to make it is,
- 1:01:13because I really want you guys on that trip with us. You know it's
- 1:01:16gonna be pretty cool trips. It'll be twenty twenty five. But yeah,
- 1:01:20yeah, let's help. We need. We need to repeat a Mike's Bachelor
- 1:01:23party. That's what we need. That's the best we yes, we I
- 1:01:29don't know if I can handle that. We can tone down, all right,
- 1:01:31Sam, Hey, man, I really appreciate you. Yeah, buddy,
- 1:01:35thank you. Good to talk to about it. Thanks. I appreciate
- 1:01:37man, y'all. All right, what a nice failer. It is weird
- 1:01:45we meant him. Do have like so many tied acquaintances that it's odd that
- 1:01:51I haven't you know what it is. I probably have seen him in person,
- 1:01:53but yeah, I don't. I don't merchandise like this shirts and well
- 1:02:00they don't pay anything for their articles. But I do have like six golf
- 1:02:04hoodies because that's what Dave used to pay me in every time I get around
- 1:02:07me and have me a new hoodie. And that was like the only way
- 1:02:09I've got my favorite one though, I still have a one of their old
- 1:02:12school ones is a black hoodie that just says I love fried chicken. Yeah,
- 1:02:16I have. That's one of my favorite hoodie. One of the first
- 1:02:19videos I shot in Charleston. You're wearing that? Oh was it? Yeah?
- 1:02:22That was that towel of my That was a good video, one of
- 1:02:28the best. Oh, I was so hung over that video. Let's get
- 1:02:30into the on the next segment. Yeah, I think I think we need
- 1:02:35to breathe take a little break for a second. Yeah, let's do it.
- 1:02:37Let's get Ben in on this. You can take us out to the
- 1:02:42next little segment. Yeah. You'll hear that little fart and sound too in
- 1:02:46the background. Yeah, I've been hearing it. I don't know what we'll
- 1:02:52see the static. It's probably a wire touching another wire somewhere in the world
- 1:02:57by the tarantula of wires that you out. Yeah, get to my chuck
- 1:03:02commercials or sponsors to just get ready for that countdown a bomb. Are you
- 1:03:07ready? Hey I'm Ben. I'm a huge fly fisherman. I've fished with
- 1:03:14mad Mic a few times. One time he put me on my first red
- 1:03:16fish. Another time we stared at Dryspartana for three hours and then beat the
- 1:03:21hell out of our kidneys in a John boat. Hey, I'm Ben,
- 1:03:25I'm a huge fly Fishermans new size eighty three Ranger Spartan. Watch you drop
- 1:03:31it on America. Hey man, it's from Colorado. You say it's Spartans
- 1:03:36with engine Ranger's mind. It is this high and Ranger has rugged twin I
- 1:03:42beam suspension here and the whitest cab of any small pickup in there. So
- 1:03:45drop it on your Ford dealer and land a new size Ranger for yourself.
- 1:03:52America's drug Cup Cord Ranger one two three, We're live. Hey, I'm
- 1:03:59Ben, I'm huge fly fisherman. I don't think coon claw powder is a
- 1:04:02real thing. Just saying hey Mike, we don't need that anymore. Actually,
- 1:04:10I'm just going with Spotify on here. Okay, Oh yeah, you're
- 1:04:15not doing the analog anymore. I do like some Zach Bryan, Oh,
- 1:04:21does that mean we get to pick our artists our album as we first bring
- 1:04:24to the table. That's what I was gonna We're gonna hate mine. No,
- 1:04:26I'm bringing it up. So I was just kind of thinking, maybe
- 1:04:30we should bring up some music that each of us are listening to right now.
- 1:04:33But album, oh, I got whatever, it's weird, and mine
- 1:04:40is way off the you don't even know, you don't even know what we're
- 1:04:43getting into, and it's a it's it's a way off my inspector toy.
- 1:04:45But I wrote over here listening to it, and I enjoyed every minute of
- 1:04:47it, And I don't hate that. You scared me to the pot where
- 1:04:49maybe we're listening to the same thing Taylor's weft no or not listening to that,
- 1:04:57But why mins, I'm not gonna lie to you. I've listened according
- 1:05:00to Yeah, there's a clip right there, cocktail that wasn't clip, that
- 1:05:15wasn't a clip, that was just Doug a live. Okay, you start
- 1:05:18off, so music and this isn't like music we shouldn't normally necessarily listen to.
- 1:05:24I just my pick happens with something I normally would never learn. So
- 1:05:27funny enough, I got this artist from Schliskey, our good friend Matt Schliskey.
- 1:05:31Oh boy. And now normally he puts up a bunch of punk rock
- 1:05:35and stuff, right, which would be up my alley, and I do
- 1:05:38listen to some of that. But he put up this little video. This
- 1:05:41dude who's a rapper in like the Southwest, and his name is Ryan Charles,
- 1:05:45and he's he's a white dude. But he raps about like I mean,
- 1:05:50he raps about rap ship you know, it's it's it's very much and
- 1:05:55it's very much new age rap. It's that that type of rap that I
- 1:05:58don't listen to, Like I listened to old hip hop and rap. I'm
- 1:06:00a big fan, but this is not the genre of rap I normally would
- 1:06:03be into. But he's like, he's good and he's very kind of authentic.
- 1:06:08He didn't he didn't like go weird, but he talked. He talks
- 1:06:10about having like he said, he talks about like diamonds and stuff, but
- 1:06:14he talks about like turquoise stones, like he's got got turquoise stones on the
- 1:06:16like snake skin boots and his pearl says new boot Goofing by Ryan Charles,
- 1:06:25New Boot Goofing. Yeah, it's very new rage rap. So just prepare
- 1:06:30yourself. It's not normal. Be the nicest pair of boots I know,
- 1:06:39and they haven't seen in mine. That's Paul. No, it's not Paul.
- 1:06:44It's a real guy. I love it. Even dim back snakes.
- 1:06:54This is a white dude. Yeah, rattles still shaking. It's funny.
- 1:07:04I saw someone put this on something recently, new boot Goop, and I
- 1:07:08was like, I like the sound of that. That's a thing. Though
- 1:07:11people have said that before, I don't know. I've never heard of baby,
- 1:07:15and I love it, he said, and blanked out. He said,
- 1:07:17I'm twanged out, baby, all right? So once again new boot
- 1:07:25Goofing from Ryan Charles. How's the rest of the album got? He's got
- 1:07:29a couple of the songs. I mean, it's very much. It's this
- 1:07:31like this is it is hip hop? Yeah, you know, rhyme.
- 1:07:36It's not my normal genre of music. But I I found like he's got
- 1:07:41this one line of something like this goy Turi stones in my grill like I
- 1:07:45don't know how to explain it, like somehow Southwest, Yeah, somehow.
- 1:07:50In the video it's I'm telling you it is not my normal motif. But
- 1:08:00videos he checked out all I want my next, my next, So watch
- 1:08:08the Grammys, right, don't ever ever, I don't even remember the last
- 1:08:12time I've watched the Grammy and be like, oh, I like this,
- 1:08:15I'm gonna check that out. I watch it really for pure entertainment of like,
- 1:08:18what the fuck is this? Please don't do it fast Car with Tracy
- 1:08:23Chap. But I did enjoy that beautiful. It was all over the internet
- 1:08:30that So I'm watching this and I think I just saw an interview with these
- 1:08:36these people. It's like, I'm very intrigued with this. This these three
- 1:08:41girls that kind of look like boys, kind of this weird kind of but
- 1:08:45they can treat me or like, I kind of feel like I have to
- 1:08:48check that out because they ended up getting Grammy for like the Best Rock Performance
- 1:08:53or something like that. You know, all these weird origs and now you
- 1:08:56can't even keep it strong. So I checked it out and I kind of
- 1:09:00did those three girls, one of them I'm very intrigued with it. Turns
- 1:09:05out she dated Ryan Adams when she was twenty, back when Ryan Adams was
- 1:09:09getting in trouble for mentally basically just screwing over all these girls and they last
- 1:09:15anyway. So this is the band. It's called Boy Genius. Oh boy
- 1:09:23m hm. You go to beorn because it sounds like, let's give it
- 1:09:36a chance. Let's give it a chance. You get one verse and of
- 1:09:42course it's rum. I feel like my period that started come out of it.
- 1:10:05Though I didn't say bad things when your music guy was on time,
- 1:10:14that perfectly. Everybody took a swing of the d's a little scut. I
- 1:10:19love watching Dog. It's all like one hand, like you fine. So
- 1:10:27if we're learning anything, is nothing more awkward than watching a bunch of middle
- 1:10:30aged man was just like, so this is I've been I can't get over.
- 1:10:40I don't Yeah, once again, I was listening to new Boot Goofings.
- 1:10:45I mean, what am I judging right now? You know it's good
- 1:10:48painting music. Sit around here, get into the Phoebe Bridges and it's good
- 1:10:54stuff. I like it all right, Phoebe Bridges sing smelly. I mean
- 1:10:59it's so they're like, okay mine. I actually I get the music that
- 1:11:05I'm like. Sometimes I listen to is like we're driving down the keys,
- 1:11:10driving around and I'm just like, oh, ship, I've never heard of
- 1:11:13this. And I's like, oh ship, you never heard of them?
- 1:11:15Like the guy's been around for like twenty years whatever. I'm like, no,
- 1:11:17yeah. But then there's other stuff that's like a lot harder, like
- 1:11:24let's hear it, what you got Avenge Sevenfold? Oh god, what it's
- 1:11:28called? Sevenfold? Aveinged? Sevenfoldinged? Okay, and it's got it.
- 1:11:34This is gonna be some metal. Hang on, you got to got Hail
- 1:11:38to the King, Nightmare, a little piece of Heaven Afterlife or bat Country.
- 1:11:42No, it's not heavy metal. It's like the game with the Row
- 1:11:48and Tucker. I'm not playing it because I'm I'm your age, like we're
- 1:11:51the same age. But this is starting to become bad rock now, like
- 1:11:54this is it's starting to get into that dad rock category. Listen to our
- 1:11:58drummer Brooks, Wait, what's dad rock? Well, dad rock used to
- 1:12:01be what we consider what our dads listened to, Like my dad was big
- 1:12:04into Chicago and and like you know, all that kind of ship. But
- 1:12:09now, like the the stuff that was hot in the early two thousands,
- 1:12:11the late nineties, like you're you're all them witches, all of them it's
- 1:12:17nobody, nobody even all of them Witches sounds so weird but so good.
- 1:12:24So like this is what I listened to when I work out. This is
- 1:12:28gonna get you jammed up. We're gonna go oh the Grim Reapers on the
- 1:12:35cover of the album. We started up a little bit, you got to,
- 1:12:40I mean, this is I can see Tucker just moving a house.
- 1:12:55Dan not bad based drive it. I kind of don't mind it. I
- 1:13:08was just like that Judas Priest kind of feel to it, you know,
- 1:13:12like it really does kind of have that kind of go or harmonic you know,
- 1:13:19harmonic metal that yeah. Ok, yeah, key change. So we
- 1:13:27can basically say anything we went to at this point because everyone mine's just elis.
- 1:13:40So the other side, what is it? Culture Wall? Oh yeah,
- 1:13:46so like that's the other side of me. It should be though,
- 1:13:50you should have a different polarized music. Yeah, well, no one wants
- 1:13:54to listen to culture Wall and Adventure. No you can't. Guy Ellis Bowler
- 1:14:00which one. But that's a good one. Yeah, I mean yeah,
- 1:14:08I live my life somewhere in that Americana folk world, but occasionally he needs
- 1:14:13something difference my case. New Boots kipt Duck said to today, and I
- 1:14:17was like, well, that's just fucking good. Some guys from Austin,
- 1:14:20Ellis Bullard the album named piss Hot Freightlining country Music, piss Hout. It's
- 1:14:32always listening to Convoy for something. Man, it does sound like that.
- 1:14:38We're pot of artists. Yeah, but his voice sounds like someone too,
- 1:14:41I just can't quite know. Pretty good well, Jamie Johnson definitely voice.
- 1:14:50Yeah, the voice, not the telecaster. Everyone talks whiskey and George.
- 1:15:04You can't not say it. Is there not a little bit of a George
- 1:15:13Jones kind of twang in there, a little bit a little bit And the
- 1:15:15fact that he just said maybe kind of like wait a second. At least
- 1:15:20he didn't try to hide it well, but he's got that that that Whylon
- 1:15:25Jennings kind of the music in the background, that twine. I guess who
- 1:15:28wins. I'm gonna go with the death. I was kidding about George earlier.
- 1:15:33I was kidding. Really, I wasn't kidding about my wrap ship that
- 1:15:40I literally wrote over here. Listen to that and I was feeling good.
- 1:15:43It was Sonny out and I felt nice. We can listen to that on
- 1:15:46on a web we're riding around. I've thought about this. So here's something
- 1:15:50y'all that might not know out there. If you're going to fish somewhere that
- 1:15:55doesn't have service right and you can't you can't stream your your Spotify or whatever
- 1:16:00that you listen to music on and you don't pay the money to have the
- 1:16:02offline service availability. One thing you can do that everybody in their perspective areas
- 1:16:09can do is you can download the Libby app, which is your local library
- 1:16:14app, which you should do that for reading anyway, but basically what it
- 1:16:17is is a free app. If you have a if you have a library
- 1:16:19card at your local library, you can use that library card to log into
- 1:16:25I want to see approved of that right now. I don't library, but
- 1:16:28I think I have a library card right now. Me and my daughter went
- 1:16:34to God he has a tugger has a library. I don't have one on
- 1:16:39my every week with my kids. Yeah, I have a library, but
- 1:16:43I had it before I had a child. But here's like, go to
- 1:16:46go to your library, get your library card. It costs almost nothing and
- 1:16:50it supports your local library, which is a great thing. But then when
- 1:16:53you download the Libery app, the Libby app is free. You just log
- 1:16:58in with your library, whatever your local life Berry is, and each library
- 1:17:00has allotted certain numbers of digital files. One of the things that they're allotted
- 1:17:04is music. You can download and save albums to your phone that are yours
- 1:17:10for two weeks or whatever the borrowing time period is for that album. At
- 1:17:14two weeks, they go away from your phone and you can't access them anymore.
- 1:17:16But for two weeks you have well no, it's it downloads to your
- 1:17:20phone through the app, but through the app, but then it actually goes
- 1:17:24away from it. It's weird. So you can actually download albums, store
- 1:17:27them in your phone for two week period, and then you can play those
- 1:17:30at whatever. So, like, if you know you're going out of town
- 1:17:32and you've got a couple albums like man, I'd love to jam this and
- 1:17:34wherever the hell I'm going, you can download like two or three albums,
- 1:17:38save them as long as they're available, save them for the two weeks,
- 1:17:41and then you can access them offline, and it counts towards their overall Like
- 1:17:47activity budgets, they get more. Yeah, digital books, audio books,
- 1:17:58all that stuff. Where were we you wanted to hear Toad the West broadcast.
- 1:18:00I love to say it again. I love it's from Money Python's that's
- 1:18:11where they got that name from. I didn't know the character which moved to
- 1:18:17the witch sproke it like he was the guy's name and which which which I
- 1:18:21don't remember. It was a life of Bryant. Sure, sure your legs
- 1:18:29off, it's just a wound. That was the Holy Girl. That's a
- 1:18:32whole different that was. I know, yeah, I know, okay,
- 1:18:35I'm just so clear. Have you ever seen the have you seen the Castle
- 1:18:41is doing in England? Stupid? Have you ever heard the right reasons this
- 1:18:45time? Have you ever? Have you ever seen the documentary about Mony Python
- 1:18:49was? But I've heard they're all in a bad way. Good, well
- 1:18:53most of them are. Well, yeah, they're like fighting over but yeah,
- 1:18:57the documentary was good, like going like a lot of stuff and like
- 1:19:00halftime they're like, yeah, we were fucking high. I don't know how.
- 1:19:02Guys were just geniuses. Man, where did you get coconut from?
- 1:19:12It's tropical super climate. My favorite is still the Dead Parrots sketch. This
- 1:19:19parent is deceased, he is no more, he has ceased to be.
- 1:19:30It's one of the funniest things that ever existed. You say your father smelled
- 1:19:36your father, your mother smelled of elderberries. Your father was a hamster and
- 1:19:42your mother smelled of elderberry. Now go away all right with tounch you damn.
- 1:19:49I just remember in the late seventies, that's all my parents watched,
- 1:19:53Like late night was my Python a Sturn Live. That's what we still watched.
- 1:19:58That. That was crazy if you think about it now, even some
- 1:20:03people didn't didn't even have three. But back in the day where you had
- 1:20:06three channels and PBS three had three channels and you had to get up,
- 1:20:14that's what I'm saying. Some people didn't have three if you lived out in
- 1:20:15the country, you know what I remember. Yeah, So Sarah grew up
- 1:20:18with one channel or she was, and I had We all had CBS,
- 1:20:24NBC, ABC and TVs. Yeah, he's got a cable. Yeah.
- 1:20:29So you remember my my dad talking about growing up when like they didn't have
- 1:20:32a TV. But then they finally got one, you know, and they
- 1:20:36you know, the newscaster would sign off and it would go you know.
- 1:20:41Yeah. Remember that means that there had to be a coincidence of television broadcasting
- 1:20:49and the television HM like how does that line itself up? Like, how
- 1:20:57do you say, like, oh, I'm gonna go invent this televisi and
- 1:21:00someone else goes like, oh ship, no way. I was taking this
- 1:21:02camera and I was gonna put it in someone's face, and then we're gonna
- 1:21:05tellus that's actually a really good point. Like which came first? I mean
- 1:21:09obviously you had radio first, but then someone said I want to be able
- 1:21:13to see. In my estimation, the television came first, and then someone
- 1:21:16said, all right, how do we make this work for us? How
- 1:21:18well radio came first? Well no, no, but I mean radio first.
- 1:21:24What is the famous movie alter guys? I was sitting here thinking about
- 1:21:30it already, because that's where I learned that that even happened. Yeah,
- 1:21:32well, oh I used to watch TV would turn off see Like yeah,
- 1:21:39but so TV is broadcast through radio ways, right yeah something originally? So
- 1:21:45yeah, uh, I think they call that analog. Yes, thank you,
- 1:21:49But I think they had to invent the wave in order to have No.
- 1:21:56So here's here's how I say it. So like what you what you
- 1:21:58have is you have two separate people, right, you have a guy that
- 1:22:00invents, Like, here's how I can take film and make it show up
- 1:22:02as like, because you have your recordings, right, so you had to
- 1:22:04You had movies before you ever had a TV. Right, So now what
- 1:22:09somebody had to say was like how can we play this at home? Like?
- 1:22:12How can we present this? Right? So you created a machine that
- 1:22:15can take images and produce them on a screen. But on top of that,
- 1:22:20but the radio waves are already there. Yeah, radio We had to
- 1:22:25have visual wave too, which was a different type of wave. Yeah it
- 1:22:29was probably, but it's the same concept, right. So like you have
- 1:22:31a guy that says I can take this wavelength and make it make images versus
- 1:22:35make sound or make both, I guess, and technically speaking you have to
- 1:22:39make both, but multi. But I imagine I understand that you can take
- 1:22:46sound and you can transmit it a long way because sound travels waste, light
- 1:22:51travels and waves too. You're asking me how a watch works. I think
- 1:22:55we should just keep her out in the time it Yeah, I think honestly,
- 1:23:02Like, honestly, this is the way above our pay grade and we
- 1:23:03shouldn't spend too much time talking about it. But honestly, it all comes
- 1:23:09down to what we consider a computer. Now, right, you have you
- 1:23:13have a motherboard quote unquote, which would have been a did you have the
- 1:23:17Internet, because you have the internet back in the seventies before, yeah,
- 1:23:19but no, but this was this was you're taking what all everything we do,
- 1:23:25like the Internet, all these things. All you're doing is you're taking
- 1:23:28information that is condensed down to a form that is super simplistic in the course
- 1:23:31of an Internet or or a computers ones and zeros, in the course of
- 1:23:35TV through airwaves it's radio waves, right, And so you're taking you're taking
- 1:23:41that information and you're creating a computer chip, a a processor that can take
- 1:23:46input and information and translate it into an output information. So you give it
- 1:23:53X, Y and z, it gives you, you know, A B
- 1:23:55and C, right, and so that's what you're looking at. How all
- 1:24:00that happens? Fuck if I know, I'm not a goddamn engineer, but
- 1:24:03it happened to invent the TV and sit around and wait for the way that
- 1:24:06broadcast stuff. Just if I if I were, if I were a scientist
- 1:24:13sitting around with radio only right, like and then movies start coming out,
- 1:24:16I can see a scientist or some sort of engineer sitting around, like,
- 1:24:20how do I take radio waves? And make images out of it. How
- 1:24:25do I convert radio waves into images? Yeah, so you get a scientist
- 1:24:30or a guy who says I can do that. He had to have gone
- 1:24:32to the big radio producers at the time and be like, I can take
- 1:24:36your same broadcast that you're doing, but if you do it from a camera
- 1:24:41and you produce those radio waves, I can make that in images in the
- 1:24:43home. And so then you probably got funding that would help them promote more
- 1:24:46research and ship to make that happens. I feel like we're talking about stuff
- 1:24:50that has nothing to do with our podcasts, but sometimes I think about that.
- 1:24:57Well, no, I mean it's interesting, and it's like, okay,
- 1:25:01electricity existed, all right, we discovered electricity and it was like ship,
- 1:25:06what are we going to do with it? Yeah, like the how
- 1:25:11do we harness it? How do we how do we make it useful?
- 1:25:14Useful? It's like was was the light bulb? The first thing we ever
- 1:25:17used electricity for for docklight fishing? That was fish. I mean, to
- 1:25:26be fair, Edison did have a place down in Chocolawski and it was a
- 1:25:30big tarpa and fisherman, So maybe it was dock lights like that. That's
- 1:25:35yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you never read The Swamp And I don't
- 1:25:40think it was Chocolost, Yeah, I think it was. It's I think
- 1:25:43it was. No, it was one of the islands. It's amazing.
- 1:25:47I think it was not Graham, but it was. It was one of
- 1:25:49those. It was Marco or one of those Marco Island, the original,
- 1:25:54the original like Murderers Row and all that was on Mark that went on that
- 1:25:58was Yeah, had a house there and he was a big tarpon fisherman like
- 1:26:01he's there's all of listening to the podcast called Founders, No I have not
- 1:26:06so good, so real quick, this guy decided he's going to do a
- 1:26:11podcast and read five hundred books, and they're at all they're all bios or
- 1:26:17autobiographical books about someone that either did amazing things like presidents or started companies,
- 1:26:25and you learn about how they so you basically don't have to read the book.
- 1:26:28You listen to the podcast and it's unbelievable, like there was a Thomas
- 1:26:31Edison one. Just if you're into that kind of stuff, like biographical history
- 1:26:36stuff, and you kind of don't really feel like reading five hundred books,
- 1:26:40then listen to the Founders podcast. Because it's really cool and if you're into
- 1:26:44if you're into like if you're like an entrepreneur and he's like starting companies,
- 1:26:48and it's a really good thing to listen to. Yeah, I was.
- 1:26:55I read a lot of non fiction ship that's you dig it? Yeah I
- 1:27:00do. Should we uh just talk about that little industry topic real quick.
- 1:27:05Yeah, let's just hit that the industry bubble's uh yeah, so uh,
- 1:27:10Flylords put out an article I guess a week ago maybe ten days ago,
- 1:27:15about the fly fishing bubble? Will it burst? And what does that mean?
- 1:27:21I think the article is more about sensatializing something just to get people roued
- 1:27:27up. Because maybe I'm not saying fly Lords need something because they're in a
- 1:27:31downward whatever. I think they just decided to do this article or the art
- 1:27:34the writer did because he saw since COVID there's been such an uptick in this
- 1:27:41industry and with outdoor. Yeah, but the whole idea is we're The whole
- 1:27:45idea of the article is we're on this incline right now, and all of
- 1:27:49a sudden it's just gonna nose die, which why, Yeah, there's gotta
- 1:27:54be a reason for this. So I'll just say my argument real quick,
- 1:27:57we can go around. My thing is, hell, yes, let's have
- 1:28:00all these people come in the industry. Let's have them buy all these fly
- 1:28:03odds, Let's have them love it, Let's have them do all this.
- 1:28:06You're gonna lose fifty percent of them they go onto the next thing. Are
- 1:28:10they going to go onto sailing or are they going to go on to whatever?
- 1:28:13And there's gonna be that low amount of people in the industry and you're
- 1:28:15not really going to see the needle moving that much. That will affect in
- 1:28:19a negative way the industry because they sold this just easy number. They sold
- 1:28:24a thousand rods that year, so they're only going to sell seven hundred and
- 1:28:28fifty the next year. It's just the whole idea that the bubble bursting in
- 1:28:32this industry has so many little bubbles to it that go up and down like
- 1:28:36river runs through. It was the first big one in the nineties and it
- 1:28:41had a down tick, but three years later there's another little uptick. There's
- 1:28:44all. Are they trying to say it has a reflection on the smaller businesses
- 1:28:49in the industry being powerful? In other words, are they trying to say
- 1:28:53that if the bubble bursts. Will we be those businesses? Well, we
- 1:28:57just go back to being having Reddington flyer eyes. No, I think it's
- 1:29:00more interesting idea. What are we gonna do all the It's just possibly it's
- 1:29:04the whole idea. Well, these businesses go out of business with all these
- 1:29:10people that loved it during COVIDA, But what are these people during COVID?
- 1:29:14Stick with it? We saw the biggest before COVID. Right, Well,
- 1:29:18so my my thing is my thing is those people went outside again. I
- 1:29:23think, I think. I think one of the things that you look at
- 1:29:27when when I was reading that article, and I read the article and it
- 1:29:29was it was a decent article. It's nothing crazy out of hand on that
- 1:29:32article. But then the the key thing that I took away from was when
- 1:29:35I started digging into the comments. And I know it can never never go
- 1:29:39into the comments, but the problem is like and and don't get me wrong,
- 1:29:42you can dig through this podcast and you can find a whole bunch of
- 1:29:45mad Mike rants about a whole lot of different things. I I am a
- 1:29:49bit of a curmudgeon when it comes to fly fishing in that I expect people
- 1:29:54to do things the right way and they yeah, And and the thing is
- 1:29:58like in my book, no matter what kind of technology is invented and what,
- 1:30:01no matter what kind of new ways of doing things, like there's a
- 1:30:03right way and a wrong way to do things and and and that does have
- 1:30:09to be adjusted sometimes with new technology and things like that, like are we
- 1:30:12crossing ethical boundaries? But when you read through those comments, like a lot
- 1:30:15of these guys will, oh, they're charging one thousand dollars for a fly
- 1:30:19rod? Now, how dare they? And yeah, and they're and they're
- 1:30:23they're a lot of guys, you know, these old salty or even maybe
- 1:30:26not that old salty, but well, let's say pre the bubble, uh,
- 1:30:30fly fishermen are complaining that the industry has taken advantage of this new bust
- 1:30:33to to overcharge for things and to and they're they're rooting for the failure of
- 1:30:38these big companies like the Sages and the orbses and the people know. And
- 1:30:44don't get me wrong, man, Like I'll tell you right now, when
- 1:30:45it comes to graphite fly rods, I feel like you can change the formula
- 1:30:50and you can change the rod. You're not you're not reinventing the wheel on
- 1:30:55anything. To this day, right now, the one piece g l X
- 1:30:59twelveweight flyer eye is the greatest invented. And it's not that these new technologies
- 1:31:04aren't good. It's not that a Helio's three, four, five, seven,
- 1:31:09how many ever they make, it's not a good rod that will catch
- 1:31:12fish and perform for you. It's just that you're not reinventing anything. But
- 1:31:15these are companies. These are companies that have to they want to make they
- 1:31:18have to end up. Yeah, they have to do things, and the
- 1:31:21prices, the prices are gonna go, Like, dude, have you looked
- 1:31:24at the grocery store or the gas or anything else? So the thing is
- 1:31:29like, so my, My whole takeaway from the article was I saw a
- 1:31:32lot of people really complaining about things that were just normal economics. They were
- 1:31:36just normal fucking things, and they were complaining because they thought that this influx
- 1:31:41of people was driving this and it's not the case. The influx of people
- 1:31:45is allowing these companies to continue to survive. Yes, I love if people
- 1:31:49are going to like, they're not going to go buy a Helio's five,
- 1:31:54They're not going to go buy a Sage X fifteen TFO. They're gonna get
- 1:32:00a CFO, they're gonna get a Reddington, They're gonna get something that's easier
- 1:32:02to get into the game in. And then I mean, like in two
- 1:32:08years, like when I started out, like your cast is gonna change because
- 1:32:11you're gonna get it figured out. You're gonna go in, You're gonna catch
- 1:32:13a few fish and be like, oh I got this tailing loop. I
- 1:32:15got this thing. And you get figured out, you get a lesson,
- 1:32:17You're casting improves, and you'd be like, ah, this runs a little
- 1:32:19slow for me, I can't cast it as well. You start to advance,
- 1:32:24and that's the fun part of the gear. That's why we love the
- 1:32:26sport. It's all these little stairstep gear moments that happen. It makes it
- 1:32:30fun well. And you know, like I look at like fly reels,
- 1:32:33uh, Chris and mustad great example like I got. I was very lucky
- 1:32:39a long time ago. I was in Miami. Just happened to be in
- 1:32:41Miami for whatever reason, and we were supposed to be fishing and we had
- 1:32:45a bad day wind or something or other, and me and my buddy were
- 1:32:48like, what we're gonna do? And I texted Kristen and I was like,
- 1:32:51hey, man, you guys working today, and they're like yeah,
- 1:32:55And we got to go over and hang out at the Nautilus factory for the
- 1:32:58like for the afternoon, and he walked us around and we talked reels and
- 1:33:01we talked shit, and we sat in Christen's office at the matisfactory and just
- 1:33:04bullshit it all day about bow hunting and all kinds of weird stuff. It
- 1:33:08was one of the coolest little like side trips I ever took in my life.
- 1:33:10It was worth it. But that guy, you know, he if
- 1:33:15you look at Nautilus's stuff, they've changed their stuff a few times over the
- 1:33:17years, but their stuff really hasn't changed that much. And you know,
- 1:33:21and that's because the guy that's driving the ship, Christen's like, look,
- 1:33:25man, this is as much he's a he's a machinist and he's a he's
- 1:33:30an engineer. He's like, this is as much drag and torque and that
- 1:33:33I can get out of the parameters that are allowed to me on a fly
- 1:33:39reel. I can't. I can't do anymore than the Yeah. So like
- 1:33:43there's a point and fly rods with graphite until you find a different material other
- 1:33:46than graphite, which people have tried carbon fire with, try of things,
- 1:33:48but really graphite has proven to be you know, sage for a while lined
- 1:33:53up the fibers instead of cross hatching them in order to get linear strength versus
- 1:33:58whatever, and that There's been all kinds of Yeah, there's been all kinds
- 1:34:00of different things that have been changed on this weekend. But unless you unless
- 1:34:04you like, change the material, you change the the engineering specs on what
- 1:34:11you're doing. You can't change the outcome, right. You can change the
- 1:34:15formula, can change how it reacts to certain things. And some of them
- 1:34:16are gonna be winners, some of them are gonna be losers. We used
- 1:34:19to spend how many hours at the shop just casting rods and not not bragging
- 1:34:26about you know, I'm not I don't cast as well as I used to.
- 1:34:29I really don't because I don't practice so much usue. But I spent
- 1:34:30an hour two hours a day casting rods, and you could feel those differences.
- 1:34:35But the average Joe, the average guy, the average dude in that
- 1:34:38comment field, couldn't pick up six of those rods and tell you a difference
- 1:34:42between one and the other. Now one of the other is gonna cast better
- 1:34:44for that guy because his his particular stroke is the way he applies power,
- 1:34:48the way where he puts the power, where he puts a stop is going
- 1:34:51to react better to that combination. But he's going to continue to change through
- 1:34:56life. Yeah, and it will, and that's why I would. But
- 1:35:00what we always sold on was you buy the best reel that you can afford,
- 1:35:04because that reel is going to last you if you take care of it.
- 1:35:08Yeah. Right, So, especially like Anolist, make that investment.
- 1:35:12Look at it as a capital purchase. Get the rod that fits your casting
- 1:35:15needs now, yeah, because again, maybe that stays the same and you're
- 1:35:20good with the mid flex or Dude, I've got kind of like I don't
- 1:35:28buy anything but Natilus. I will. I will go without a reel until
- 1:35:31I can afford to pay. And part of it is I know Kristen and
- 1:35:35he's a buddy and I call him but he don't probably rememory at all,
- 1:35:40but me and him have had a lot of conversations over the years. But
- 1:35:43the thing is like I have a personal connection with that company, and I
- 1:35:45know, like Tucker said, if I take care of that reel, and
- 1:35:48I boy, I have four that I take I'll never need another reel.
- 1:35:54I've changed the rods on multiple those reels were taking real sponsorships, by the
- 1:35:58way. I got for Ross reels, but my great they changed, They're
- 1:36:04great. I got their their old Big Game series. The only thing I
- 1:36:12didn't like about the old BGS was that plastic plastic, but that's when they
- 1:36:15went to the carbon power thing. Yeah, but but no. The last
- 1:36:19reel that I got was a Silver King from the Batist and just kind of
- 1:36:24like, I don't know something about him is kind of like I mean,
- 1:36:27Ross is great. Ross never done me wrong, never had an issue with
- 1:36:30it, but it kind of kicks out, Yeah, one of my sorry,
- 1:36:35no, no, you're fine. And when I sat down with Christen,
- 1:36:38like you know, he was he never talked about anybody really, but
- 1:36:41he was like he's like, you know he was. We were talking about
- 1:36:43different reels, right, We were talking about like the drag systems, because
- 1:36:45all right, we're gonna a real quick dive here. So you got multiple
- 1:36:48different styles of drag systems on on saltwater fly reels, and the general way
- 1:36:54you do that is like the old BGS did a modified what really was a
- 1:36:58modified clicking Paul right, you had a a poly ring that linked into a
- 1:37:01gear that was then into a stacked drag system. Right, so you have
- 1:37:05a cone that has stacked plates that are interspace between some sort of heat dissipating
- 1:37:11material, which could be carbon fiber, it could be plastic. If you
- 1:37:15buy a hatch, I hate to tell you this, but your real drag
- 1:37:16is made out of plastic. Sage did the same thing with theirs. They
- 1:37:21took some plastic I forget the name of the type of plastic these. Radon
- 1:37:27is a type of plastic. And then so you have that. Then you
- 1:37:30had what Christen did, which was he created a disc brake system. In
- 1:37:33the old CCS, they don't do that anymore, but they still use a
- 1:37:38carbon fiber pressures some So the ables and the tea boards of the world use
- 1:37:44a pressure plate system. Right, so you have a spring that applies pressure
- 1:37:47to a cork plate. Basically, the spool spins against a greased cork and
- 1:37:53the spring in the middle applies pressure at whatever degree. You want. Now,
- 1:37:58the downside of this it takes but a maintenance. If you let that
- 1:38:00cork dry out, it's gonna problem. You have to maintain them a little
- 1:38:04bit. But they can last forever able to the same thing. They have
- 1:38:08almost identical drag systems. The only difference between Able and t Boar is able.
- 1:38:12Uh, you can look at the machinists. So T Boar wear Ted
- 1:38:14Jurassic. Ted Jurassic was a machinist and his were kind of bulkier, heavier
- 1:38:18frames. The guy that found it able, I can't remember his name off
- 1:38:21the top of my head right now. Yeah, Mike whoever. So anyway,
- 1:38:28he came from the drag racing world and so he saw the T Boars
- 1:38:30like, that's a pretty clutch fucking real But I can make it lighter and
- 1:38:33I can make it more manageable. So from drag racing, of course,
- 1:38:36they removed as much illumine as they could. That's why you see all the
- 1:38:39porting on an Able versus T board has a subtle and back frame. So
- 1:38:44you have these kind of concepts. But then you get somebody like they weren't
- 1:38:47but they got that way. Ables Able's concept was I want to make it
- 1:38:51lighter. I want to make it lighter, and I want to make it
- 1:38:54as durable, and well, yeah, that's a tank. But that was
- 1:39:00an anti reverse deal that Billy Pate wanted because he didn't like the he didn't
- 1:39:03like the free spinning handle. He wanted to be able to hold the handle
- 1:39:06and let it do its whole thing. But then you get t War.
- 1:39:10They start coming in with disc brake systems like you would see on cars and
- 1:39:13things like that, and then they kind of converted to a different thing.
- 1:39:15Then you got Sage and you've got Initially, Sage was the first one to
- 1:39:21bring in the stacked drag what we see a lot of now where you have
- 1:39:26stacked plates alternating and they alternate rotation so that you get friction. I hate
- 1:39:30to say this out loud, but honestly, I'm just gonna say it because
- 1:39:33it's fact. Hatch Carbon copied Sage's drag system and then did Nautilus's frame styling
- 1:39:39and created a new company. No offense to Hatch. They're good reels.
- 1:39:43It's just they didn't really invent anything. They just kind of took some good
- 1:39:45concepts and put them together and had a good marketing compound. Yeah they did.
- 1:39:49And so the thing is, like, what I'm getting at here is
- 1:39:56kind of like Kmart and Walmot. What I'm getting at here is is,
- 1:40:00look, man, there's a lot of great gear out there. It costs
- 1:40:02money. It is what it is, but the industry is not. It's
- 1:40:06not in a bubble. I don't see a bubble. I see I see
- 1:40:10extra funding that's come in for more people coming in. I'd like to just
- 1:40:15I got way, then off I went away. I went away. What
- 1:40:19we were talking about. I know, I'm literally I'm sorry. I realized
- 1:40:23about halfway. I'm like, ship, I derailed way too far. You
- 1:40:27know that I used to tear these things apart. So I tore these things
- 1:40:30apart for years. I love them. There's one thought process that I got
- 1:40:33from the whole thing, and it was one of the comments. And if
- 1:40:36you guys dive in, if you guys dive into the Flyer fly Lords article,
- 1:40:41you'll see it. But the comment that struck me was this guy that
- 1:40:45said, oh, yeah, I was on the water the other day and
- 1:40:48saw some dude waiting with the brand new pattygun, new waiters, brand new
- 1:40:51rod, brand new real, brand new boots, brand new hat, brand
- 1:40:56new fanny peg. I was like, yeah, these are the kind of
- 1:40:59guys we have to deal with. What's wrong with that? So my thought
- 1:41:01process, okay, I used to say that to some degree, I'd be
- 1:41:04like a problem with that. So it's the upper echelon of like, oh,
- 1:41:09you've you've graduated to not caring what your gear looks like that guy wanted
- 1:41:14to the problem is, if it wasn't for that guy I needed, I
- 1:41:18should have commented your flash your local flash shop wouldn't be in business. In
- 1:41:24front of the point that it wasn't that that guy runs the economy. That
- 1:41:30guy is creating a flash shop. That and I sat there and I read
- 1:41:33it, I thought of that mind that mine just I guess the point of
- 1:41:40what I'm trying to make is that I go to Rivers and going here locally,
- 1:41:43I don't buy ship. I don't need ship. I've got everything I
- 1:41:46need. I bullshit that guy would the brand new stuff guy. He gives
- 1:41:53me the ability to go to a place to not need ship to have.
- 1:41:57That's exactly that guy. I used to bract. I used to kind of
- 1:42:00dig on those kind of guys that are showed up with their because that was
- 1:42:03my twenty five year old elitist, like, I think it's so cool.
- 1:42:08I love those guys one night when I see it, but now when I
- 1:42:10see him, we need those guys. I love them. We need mister
- 1:42:13COVID guy that bought all that stuff. And that's that's where our industry are
- 1:42:17even even to the the are we in a bubble? Are there going to
- 1:42:21be companies that are going to come and go? Yeah? Always, I
- 1:42:27mean that's that's that's business. That's every that's every will continue to thrive.
- 1:42:34How many new apparel shops came in since twenty twenty that won't be I thought
- 1:42:40it was like a cat coming in or something. Why would there be a
- 1:42:42cat bosom, solid door if that cat's coming through here dead well? So
- 1:42:49anyway, So so my take, I think always going to be ups and
- 1:42:54downs. Yeah, and I think our take on this thing is all kind
- 1:42:56of the same, is is that? Yes, Like when we worked at
- 1:42:59fly shops, you know, the guy I hated, I didn't hate the
- 1:43:00guy that brought the new ship and whatnot. I tried to take my time
- 1:43:04to educate that person to make sure that they were a good addition to our
- 1:43:08community that was going to be fishing around me. I tried to make sure
- 1:43:11that they understood, you know, how to do things the right way.
- 1:43:13But the guy I hated was the guy that came in and tried all of
- 1:43:17our rods and tried the reels, and then went and then bought it online
- 1:43:21from Jimmy, Joe, Bob, and then would come back in and have
- 1:43:26me put the line in the backing and rig all the ship and tie the
- 1:43:29knots because he didn't know how to tie knots. That guy, that guy
- 1:43:32could go fuck himself. Yeah. So if you want to, if you
- 1:43:35want to like talk about the enemy of fly fishing, it's the guy that
- 1:43:39doesn't support his local shop. If you want to go into a local shop
- 1:43:42and buy whole new outfit, go do it, but buy it at your
- 1:43:45local shop. If you pay ten percent more to buy the local shop,
- 1:43:47you have invested one hundred percent more into Georgia. Well, yeah, there's
- 1:43:54exception, but if you have one, don't use the fly shop as you're
- 1:43:57testing ground and your main worse of of support and then not support them to
- 1:44:01your point. You're not gonna get fifty off. No. But the other
- 1:44:09thing is is that if you invest in that flash up, that flashup will
- 1:44:12invest with you. When you walk in and be like, hey, I'm
- 1:44:15buying this map, I'm not really sure where to go, and they'll be
- 1:44:17like about all your other ship from us too. Let me give you some
- 1:44:23spots like I got two words hambling, great baby baby, Well, and
- 1:44:31you know what that that is true. We will give you the most known
- 1:44:35spots. But that's just etiquette, baby, that ain't nothing. But you
- 1:44:39know what you learn, Yeah, there's fish there. But you know what
- 1:44:41you'll learn when you go to Hamling Sound and you notice there's a lot of
- 1:44:44boats there. But you're gonna see the terrain where you sent you to.
- 1:44:45And if you're a smart person, you'll say, Okay, where else does
- 1:44:49what else looks like this? Where else? Can I look on this map
- 1:44:53that looks similar to this Larning point? Yeah? But the thing is like,
- 1:44:57look, man, you can't bitch about You can't bitch about something that
- 1:45:01supports the thing that you love. Right. Yes, we're always gonna have
- 1:45:05new guys coming in that have more money than you. That's just the reality.
- 1:45:10And those guys are gonna buy the new gear and they're gonna buy the
- 1:45:12things, but they keep the rivers and glens of the world up. And
- 1:45:14I think, what we what we need? And I gotta get better about
- 1:45:18this myself. Honestly, is I gotta be more up to date with like
- 1:45:24what's going on in the Everglades. Pebble mind's dead, Yeah, but like
- 1:45:27there's always going to be that next Keep up, Captain. That's what we
- 1:45:34need, the new people coming in and investing to be like this at exactly
- 1:45:40understanding. Yeah, And I as much as I've read on this thing,
- 1:45:44I still have questions. I still kind of don't understand something. Have you
- 1:45:46read the swamp we're just talking about. Got It gives you the whole history
- 1:45:54of all they've changed the water flow. Yeah, and I understand it.
- 1:46:00Yeah, read the swamp. It goes so deep into the history and the
- 1:46:02politics that cause the problem we're in and where we are. How long trying
- 1:46:09Oh my god, there's been a lot of big dollars that they have put
- 1:46:14into over the period of decades whatever, trying to drain it to make it
- 1:46:18habitable. You didn't even be like the five people before. You couldn't do
- 1:46:24it, just like just go somewhere else. Yeah, Yeah, that would
- 1:46:29come back. We're gonna get the stand. We're gonna see a little cases
- 1:46:32too. Yeah, cases you ready for that. Let's do two bins.
- 1:46:39Let's do two bins. We gotta catch up all the Hey I'm Ben,
- 1:46:45I'm a huge fly fisherman. I don't think coon claw powder is a real
- 1:46:48thing that one. Yeah, Hey I'm Ben, I'm a huge fly fisherman.
- 1:46:57You're listening to the Barely Live fly Fish podcast. Riding Larry Latrelle's coattails
- 1:47:01since twenty fifteen, the highest Ben we started before Larry. Thanks Ben.
- 1:47:12But let's look at that again in slow motion. Yes, Ford gets gas
- 1:47:16minage ratings this high a new high for full highs pickups. Buff. It's
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- 1:47:27It's down to worth tough. Now get special low financing during Ford summer
- 1:47:32cell down. Hey Doug you ready? No, Ben, I'm a huge
- 1:47:40fly fisherman. I tried watching Paul on Silver Kinks, but it was really
- 1:47:45just a twenty minute ad for Maverick Boat Group. Thanks Ben, Thank you.
- 1:47:55I don't know that I can save it into that I did. Can
- 1:48:00we talk about you talk about that? Yeah? I mean you were on
- 1:48:05silver Yeah, I mean like no offense, but none of us have been
- 1:48:12on Silver Kings. You just with Jared right, yeah, Rascal himself,
- 1:48:17I do like just having I just want a picture of Tucker. I just
- 1:48:23want Tucker and Jared just standing side by side and it's almost the same person.
- 1:48:29Yeah, like that's a full grown Yetti. I mean, I had
- 1:48:31no idea Jerr was that big. Like he walked around the corner of the
- 1:48:34drive. Oh so it was a silhouette. I'm like, you have been
- 1:48:39driving for twenty seven I was hundred hours ripped on whatever. I forget what
- 1:48:44they're called. Yeah, so I refer to Tucker and the Keys as my
- 1:48:47uh my pirate deternent, but also like he's also my my keys guide deterrent.
- 1:48:54Yeah, like we only got it. I've only ever been approached.
- 1:48:57Yeah, we've only ever been approached by one one guy whoever got mad at
- 1:49:01us. And we were fishing. I'm gonna I'm gonna pull a millhouse here.
- 1:49:05I'm not gonna say the spot. But we were fishing a very famous
- 1:49:09drainage on the west coast of Florida, and me and Tucker were fishing in
- 1:49:14tight. This guy was fishing out wide on this line that tarpin' sometimes like
- 1:49:17to be on a men. Tucker caught tarping out there on that line too,
- 1:49:20so we know that, but this guy's three hundred yards down, all
- 1:49:25right, And so imagine a little bay, like a little basin. Me
- 1:49:28and Tucker on the inside. This guy's out on the outer edge, like
- 1:49:30if you were to draw a line from one edge of the line of the
- 1:49:32land where it before it cuts into the basin. And so I'm at idle
- 1:49:38speed in my fucking fourteen foot John boat, basically with the twenty five horsepower
- 1:49:44motor. At idle. Me and Tucker are just sipping beers. And we
- 1:49:46idled all the way out about three hundred plus yards in front of this guy
- 1:49:50to where we could get out to open water before we fired it up and
- 1:49:53started running up the coast. So we get i don't know, half a
- 1:49:58mile up the coast, and all of a sudden, I hear a motor
- 1:50:00and in like my my left ear, like I can hear another engine.
- 1:50:03I'm like, oh, you know, we're in the middle of nowhere.
- 1:50:05So I'm like, that's odd. So I turned look at my shoulder and
- 1:50:08here's this maverick bearing down on me like tight quarters. I'm like okay,
- 1:50:12and the guy driving it's waving like slow down, slow down, so down.
- 1:50:15I'm like shit, al right, cool, So I'm back, like,
- 1:50:17all right, maybe something something bad happened. He needs help, We
- 1:50:20need help. We lost something, something flew off the boat. I didn't
- 1:50:24see whatever, So back off. And Tucker's sitting on a cooler in in
- 1:50:27the middle of the boat and I'm sitting on the back and we back off,
- 1:50:30and this guy comes up and he starts yelling at us. Uh.
- 1:50:31He had a very New Yorky yah about how we cut him off. And
- 1:50:36when you're fishing poon in this this area, like they'll lay up and you
- 1:50:41can't go. He said, poon a lot. Yeah, And as so
- 1:50:47his his sport is sitting on the cooler in front of the console, like
- 1:50:50facing the floor, like looking down, not looking up, has his buffalo,
- 1:50:55not making eye contact with us. All the guy's yelling at us and
- 1:50:58and he said something along the lines of like we drove fifty miles to get
- 1:51:01him in. He literally had like a New Jersey accident. It was very
- 1:51:04thick, and he's like, we drove fifty miles to get him in.
- 1:51:08You see somebody fishing poon at the blank spot, you gotta go round blah
- 1:51:13blah blah blah blah blah, and all Tucker. Tucker just like is looking
- 1:51:15over his shoulder the whole time and just stands up getting he started getting a
- 1:51:19little ir Yeah, he started getting like he was gonna like try to do
- 1:51:21something bout it. No, at no point did I feel like I was
- 1:51:26out of line at all. This guy, what he was doing was trying
- 1:51:29to blame his shitty decision to run up there on that particular day on us
- 1:51:32ruining his fishing. And so Tucker has been like looking over his shoulder,
- 1:51:36listen to this guy talking, and Tuck just stands up and like turns around.
- 1:51:40And this guy's entire body language. I mean, you see this like
- 1:51:44curtain come down. He's like, ah fuck. I'm like I was like,
- 1:51:46I was like, and I just I'm watching him, you know,
- 1:51:48I'm I actually think of himself as I'm a big guy dude. But I'm
- 1:51:51sitting there with the tailor handle under my arm pit, and I'm just like,
- 1:51:56I'm just looking at this guy, and I'm like, if I just
- 1:51:58nudge this thing a little bit to I could just let Tucker board this motherfucker
- 1:52:01and just break everything in his boat. Oh yeah, he was. He
- 1:52:05was at the wall there just yelling at him, and when Tucker stood up,
- 1:52:09that guy was like the guy literally goes from like literally demanding, like
- 1:52:13like talking down to us. He literally goes mid sentence, he's like,
- 1:52:15you say, next time you see somebody fishing pooing it, so just you
- 1:52:21know, think about it next time, right, like you know, just
- 1:52:25being yeah, and he like went to like apologetic mode. And then it
- 1:52:29was like and it powered off with his boat and I was like, we
- 1:52:31drove fifty miles And I'm like, how do you think we got here?
- 1:52:35Like I wor fifty miles from everywhere? Like do you think I got here
- 1:52:39by accident? Did I teleport in? Like you drove further somehow to get
- 1:52:43to the same spot that I'm like, but yeah, that's that's what I
- 1:52:46love about having Tucker in the boat. Like I don't have to talk shit.
- 1:52:48I don't want to say. I'm not a little guy. I mean
- 1:52:50I'm not a small person. No, I don't know. He was on
- 1:52:56the sport, was on a he had a he had a console with a
- 1:53:00jumpsy you know, like funny if you ran him down again and said listen,
- 1:53:03I just have a chance to ask borrow some beer. Actually, hey,
- 1:53:11yeah, come back, we're out of beer. Yeah, that's the
- 1:53:14only time I've ever been yelled at by anything, because to be to be
- 1:53:17one hundred percent fair, Like me and Tucker are hyper hyper aware. I
- 1:53:21think we are well because I'm very aware that I don't always understand exactly how
- 1:53:30I come in come out, and I give I give myself, I give
- 1:53:32everybody around me so much leeway because I don't want to be that dude.
- 1:53:36And so this was like, it was comical to me. We were in
- 1:53:39the middle of but this guy was like, Okay, he's polling in eight
- 1:53:44to nine feet of water. It's a big deep water, and he's like
- 1:53:47the boon will lay up in here and you can sy cast him. We
- 1:53:51were like, oh, thank you. Yeah, that's good to know.
- 1:53:55But how many weeks did we spend like a total over periods of time did
- 1:54:00we spind there? I never once saw the only time we really yeah,
- 1:54:04we were we were fishing inside, like on the bars, we were finding
- 1:54:08tons of fish laid up and fact the reason we were in there was because
- 1:54:11we had found laid up fish up inside. He was way outside of like,
- 1:54:15yeah, we were on the West coast, and so the one time
- 1:54:18we fished. Well, we've caught a couple of fish out there on his
- 1:54:20line, but they've always been rolling and traveling north and south. And yeah,
- 1:54:26you will get on and you'll be out and eight feet of water and
- 1:54:29there's a million fish out there, I mean ship we had one morning.
- 1:54:30I don't know how many we hooked or jump. It was a lot.
- 1:54:33But like at one point I looked south and I looked north, and as
- 1:54:36far as I could see in any other direction, the water was boiling with
- 1:54:40tarping, I mean talking miles of Wait. Wait, this would have been
- 1:54:45great when he rolled up and started screaming. If Mike was on throttle had
- 1:54:50looked at Tucker and gone like, sign language this that's what I'm doing from
- 1:55:04now. Oh god, that's hilarious. No, I've turned the mic.
- 1:55:11Oh never mind, and the like yeah, yeah, I just I just
- 1:55:18gave a hope from the back. So I heard a comedian on Instagram.
- 1:55:25I can't remember who it was, but this is not my original bit,
- 1:55:28but he is talking about he's at a grocery store and like this, he's
- 1:55:31got like three items to this lady with a shopping cart full just like cuts
- 1:55:35him off in line. And she was like, you need to go back
- 1:55:39to your country, you know whatever, just like going off on him,
- 1:55:43and he was like, I'm sorry, and and she told him prior to
- 1:55:54be like, you know, how fun. But then I'm sorry, and
- 1:55:59she like paid for grocery and then they get out into the parking lot and
- 1:56:03she's like, I want to tell you I'm very sorry, and he goes,
- 1:56:11how fucking stupid are you? Oh my lord? Oh yeah, that's
- 1:56:20a great thing to remember if yeah, oh that would be hilarious. I
- 1:56:25just remember being confused because at first, I like I already thought he was
- 1:56:27coming up to like had something, because we really were like we're in a
- 1:56:30point where we were at a place where if something went wrong on your boat
- 1:56:34or something was going wrong you were you were in trouble, like you needed
- 1:56:38help and it was only gonna come be a helicopter or something. So like
- 1:56:42I really was like I backed off, like, oh shit, this guy's
- 1:56:44got something going on. And then it was just him wanting to be a
- 1:56:46douche. And I was like, and we were the only how long did
- 1:56:49you backtrack in your brain there? What did I do wrong? Or like
- 1:56:53about ten seconds? Because I was like I didn't get anywhere near this guy
- 1:56:56and had I ran over a fish that he was looking to fish somewhere in
- 1:57:00the next hour that it took him to pole eight feet of water that far.
- 1:57:03You ain't pulling fast. Yeah, so like those fish would have moved
- 1:57:08out of the way and come right back up. Like I don't make no
- 1:57:10where you are. It was just and and I want you to think about
- 1:57:15this, dude. We were the only two boats within thirty miles of there,
- 1:57:18Like, I don't see an There was nobody else out there. There
- 1:57:20are days where it's busier, but there was nobody out there that getting the
- 1:57:24text that stands out there right now. But just just just to go quick,
- 1:57:29Silver Kings, look up YouTube. You can just YouTube Silver Kings Pucket.
- 1:57:34It's a good one. It actually is a really good episode. I've
- 1:57:38watched a lot of this season. I have to say, you're had a
- 1:57:40good time yours in Flounders on that flounders funny but you and flounder and Finder
- 1:57:45even gives you a shout out on his like it's just funny. Paul Bucket
- 1:57:47paint, I catch fish. You can catch fish too, Yeah, but
- 1:57:56no, those are the two best episodes out there. We had a blast
- 1:58:00converging there, uh and doing it was It was a lot of fun.
- 1:58:02And Jared Rascal if you're listening, you know, if you just need somebody
- 1:58:04to get on there, you know, just I don't know. I love
- 1:58:06how. I love how Jared though made like and he came all the way
- 1:58:10here. I'm like, no one would have missed that. No, Like,
- 1:58:14Yes, my flight got canceled. Yes, I got screwed around little
- 1:58:16bit. I got in that damn van and I cooked it downtown and drove
- 1:58:20from Sun Valley. Yeah, he's such a good guy. He came all
- 1:58:25the way here. I tell you, I'll tell you what I tell you.
- 1:58:27You call me. I will come all the way there right now,
- 1:58:30and I will give you so many useless soundbites as you'll have the whole season
- 1:58:32full of jogging. I will get there by next skateboarding A stand is dam
- 1:58:42Yeah, hey staying, what's up? Buddy? Hey? How are you
- 1:58:48man? Man? Yeah, hey dude, hey meet you do good to
- 1:58:59uh good to have you on this podcast. Tucker. Well, we don't
- 1:59:02know each other, but a right, I think you found Mic. Yeah,
- 1:59:06yeah, you reached out to Mic right to be on this. Yeah,
- 1:59:10but the when he was talking about going to Louisiana, you know,
- 1:59:12I happened to be down there for a couple of weeks doing my thing and
- 1:59:15reached out to him to see if he'd be interested in I don't know,
- 1:59:18fishing or what and what fishing, you know, that's what I do,
- 1:59:23man, fish. So you're you're fishing out of Louisiana like full time?
- 1:59:29No, man, I don't. I don't full time. I part full
- 1:59:32time guy though, right yeah, I'm full time guide, part time resident
- 1:59:36man. You know, like I'm a bit of a wanderer, lost soul
- 1:59:42where you wander, just like you know, sometimes the wind blows and I
- 1:59:47find myself in places. So you're here right now? What are you doing
- 1:59:50right now? Guiding? Yeah? Always, I'm always guiding, Like I've
- 1:59:54got four and a half days booked and then I'm gonna head further south like
- 1:59:59beafort No, like the keys, you know, it's about time to start,
- 2:00:03you know, guide scouting. I mean looking around for see where the
- 2:00:08fish are. So how do you keep like tabs on the for the fish?
- 2:00:14Because how long are you gonna be in the keys? For the internet.
- 2:00:15It's a beautiful thing. Man. You know like Google maps, Google
- 2:00:18maps, you know, binoculars, Instagram posts, binoculars, binocular You ever
- 2:00:25try to triangulate someone's position based off of a photograph, and you know,
- 2:00:30it's a funny thing. Man. One of the biggest lessons I took from
- 2:00:32C school and I got my six pack like two years ago, was that
- 2:00:36like if you take wa wait you got six pack? How long you been
- 2:00:39guiding for again? Like three years? You know, six two years?
- 2:00:45But you know, triangulation is a big part of passing the test. Man.
- 2:00:48They give you a map, they say, oh, you can see
- 2:00:50this light at this degree, and you can see that light, and you
- 2:00:54gotta where are you at? You know, like instagram, Man, a
- 2:00:56little triangulation, you can kind of you can kind of zone in, you
- 2:01:00know, you can get it closed. Yeah, you get close enough to
- 2:01:03be able to peep them with some knocks, you know, like it's it's
- 2:01:06pretty good. I've got an ant that live was in Tennessee, fish the
- 2:01:13Holton a lot and she when I told her what we're doing, We're doing
- 2:01:15podcast, she asked what guests I have on I said, stand something because
- 2:01:18I haven't met you. Yeah, she said, she took a guy a
- 2:01:20trip with a due name stand on the Holston River. Is that you I've
- 2:01:25done? I've done some Holston. Yeah, I've done done some Wataga and
- 2:01:29some holes in a couple of days here and there, you know, every
- 2:01:30once in a while, just you know, just when you're kind of going
- 2:01:33back, just breezing through, just breezing through. You know, I've got
- 2:01:35a double trailer, you know, flats boat with a drift boat towing behind
- 2:01:40it. You know, like double trail. You know just where double Hall
- 2:01:45got the Toyota Tacoma with the camper. Man, you know, I sleep
- 2:01:47in the camper and tow the toe the toe of the tools. You know,
- 2:01:50man, you got to have the tools with you. So where else?
- 2:01:54Like do you have like a rotation that you go in the seat?
- 2:01:57Like are you just did you ever make it up to the great you know?
- 2:02:00Like typically yeah? Like uh so like it ranges, uh you know,
- 2:02:06late summer, like to be in the Montana, Wyoming, Idaho,
- 2:02:11Colorado, oh Utah area, the four corner. That's a lot that area.
- 2:02:16File uh fall fall, I go up through the Great Lakes, you
- 2:02:20know, like you gotta have the the all the great lakes, you know,
- 2:02:24what I mean, like Michigan up. You gotta do some Canada stuff,
- 2:02:28man, Visas are important. And then uh, you know, come
- 2:02:30winter time, I find myself down the Gulf coast, you know, like
- 2:02:33a little Texas, a little toss if you will, a little little Louisiana,
- 2:02:39little a little that, little of this. And then you know,
- 2:02:41I do like three and a half days in Charleston every year and then work
- 2:02:45my way down and wait, wait you drive from where to come three days
- 2:02:53and Charleston look, man, like you gotta be come like I don't come
- 2:02:57from anywhere, you know, like I always going. I just am in
- 2:03:01motion and perpetual motion. Transient they call me. They called me stand the
- 2:03:08tran. Yeah, is that for any other reason? No, man,
- 2:03:20I was down the keys one time. I was hanging out with the lower
- 2:03:24line, you know, doing the thing, having the thing, and next
- 2:03:27thing I turned around and and you know, and and and there's Rob Fordy's,
- 2:03:31you know, big guy up at the bar having a good time.
- 2:03:34He was like, oh, there's that training right there. Oh stand the
- 2:03:36train. Yeah, And so they just stuck and you take it like anytime
- 2:03:43somebody was like Fordes gives you a nickname, you just you keep it for
- 2:03:46you keep it. Yeah, that's his name. Don't be a cog in
- 2:03:49the wheel, bro, No, you I'm assuming you're not. Really you
- 2:03:53don't have really a lot of guide friends though. Yeah, it's hard to
- 2:03:57have. Like, you know, I got a lot ofknesses, you know,
- 2:04:00Like I know a lot of guys like you and probably them. Yeah,
- 2:04:04like I'm I'm intimately aware of their fishing styles. You know, you
- 2:04:10study them. We study these guys, right, you know, but like
- 2:04:13as far as like hanging out and stuff, you know, I'm around,
- 2:04:16but you know it may not be in how many tires have you had deflated
- 2:04:20back at the ramp, dud? It's so weird. Like I think it's
- 2:04:24something to do with the truck I bought. I just the Yeah, it's
- 2:04:29just most of the humidity or something. You've got a lot of flat tires.
- 2:04:32Yeah, I keep a generator and like a a compressor in the background
- 2:04:39in the back of the truck. In the old yoke man, you know,
- 2:04:41you got to keep all the tools of the trade, you know,
- 2:04:44did you get rid of the letters and just says Yoda on your on your
- 2:04:48Yoda guys, how did you get most of your clients the internet. Man,
- 2:04:53it's just like, you know, everybody wants a good time. With
- 2:04:57the broad range of fishing that you do, you must have some some brand
- 2:05:01loyalty. Yeah, I'm open. I'm open to some partnerships. Man,
- 2:05:06who do you your embass ambassadors? Yeah, Moonshine Rods is a big one,
- 2:05:12you know. Like those guys are really cool to me. They keep
- 2:05:15giving me. I mean I break a lot of their rods. I don't
- 2:05:17know if that's me or like it matters to you. They give me new
- 2:05:20ones, man, and they're trying a lot of new stuff. Yeah.
- 2:05:23And there's there's some really cool companies coming out of China now that make some
- 2:05:26stuff that's pretty close to the real thing, you know, like this guy's
- 2:05:31and they do a good job. Man. You know it's all those Africa
- 2:05:34flies like twelve dozen look for five bucks the way I see it, man,
- 2:05:40Like it's like the all the fly ships, bro, Like why would
- 2:05:43I why would I spend the money? If you know, I mean I'm
- 2:05:45only gonna be there for like a week, right, Like I'm not gonna
- 2:05:48try to have high quality flies, And who has time? I can't learn
- 2:05:53all those patterns, man, it's like too much. That's sorry. This
- 2:05:56Doug's old monia, right, Yeah, he's been walking the monia is what
- 2:05:59he's saying. What it used to be old. Yeah again you've been to
- 2:06:06you've forgotten an old guinea, Old Guinea man. Yeah, this this real
- 2:06:11weird. Good dude came and he fished with me one time. Man,
- 2:06:14his name was I don't know, it was like Vander Snotter. Yeah,
- 2:06:20yeah, yeah. He talked about he's one of Michael's cousins. Yeah,
- 2:06:25well I don't know about that, but he talked a lot about old Guinea.
- 2:06:28Man. It sounds like something that my alley. And it'd be hard
- 2:06:30to work into the rotation, you know, with like airfare and visus.
- 2:06:34We've had some some of our listeners get pissed because we've kind of hot spotted
- 2:06:38old Guinea and feel you know, man, like you know, you get
- 2:06:42online until like exactly where you caught certain fish and just no, yeah,
- 2:06:46dude, I I just you know, I like I like to share the
- 2:06:49wealth, Like it's it's important for me to like let people know where I'm
- 2:06:53at. Yeah, like they got to know, like if you come fishing
- 2:06:56with with Stan the tran you're gonna fish on this this particul kular you know,
- 2:07:00oyster mound and sounds. So you're booking straight if you're all over the
- 2:07:05place, you know, like ever Double books in Charleston and he's in Louisiana
- 2:07:11and he should be you know, I you know, it's just the it's
- 2:07:15the nature of the beast man. You know. You just send him a
- 2:07:16little oopsie message and you know you move on, like right, I mean,
- 2:07:24the deposits are deposits are non refundable, man, I mean, I
- 2:07:28don't know what to tell you. Sometimes the wind blows sounds amazing, it's
- 2:07:31a really good time. What kind of dog do you have? Yeah,
- 2:07:38you know, my dog is my life. You know, he goes on
- 2:07:41every charter with me. He's like a half breed boycing GP. Like he's
- 2:07:45just a very very short haired boycing you know, like he's a little he's
- 2:07:54a little more he's like he's like a GSP, but he's like he's a
- 2:07:58little more brown, like less more brown. He's a b SP. Yeah,
- 2:08:01man, And he's very hyper. He's a very hyper ad dog.
- 2:08:07But you know, generally speaking, most of the clients are hypo you know,
- 2:08:11like allergy and inch and stuff. It's not really a big deal.
- 2:08:16This is cool. We gotta move on. Have you ever met Richard Kesa?
- 2:08:20Yeah, I think I parked my truck somewhere near this weird camper.
- 2:08:22There was a guy there. Is that him in the back check. I
- 2:08:28just I'm just it smells a little funky next to the camper. But other
- 2:08:33than that. Man, if you see a bunch of raccoons, don't worry
- 2:08:39about it. Yeah, I just try to let coons do their thing.
- 2:08:43Well, what are you gonna do tonight? Man, You're gonna go out
- 2:08:45in the town. I got a big charter in the morning, so you
- 2:08:48know, I don't know. There's a cool bar next door. It's like
- 2:08:50sells really nice, hoppy I p as. I think it might just dig
- 2:08:54into one of those I don't know, man, I just try to keep
- 2:08:58it low key. You know. It's totally man cool cool. All right.
- 2:09:01Well, I'm just gonna I feel the wind blow and I'm gonna man
- 2:09:07stand less. Uh and he's gone, folks, Okay, yeah, the
- 2:09:16good buddy. Damn. How about stand missed out? I was standing back
- 2:09:26there. I heard it. I mean, I wasn't participating granted, but
- 2:09:31I was standing on training a couple of quick announcements. Uh music calendar.
- 2:09:39The only calendar of things I have are Bandido and Gritty Flyer. I'm sure
- 2:09:46that's the worst music calendar. I mean, what, God, it's bad.
- 2:09:52That's awesome for for self serving, very very uh So Friday night he's
- 2:10:00playing at Poorhouse. They're like new music release party nights if you're around back
- 2:10:05Porch poor House Friday night. And then a week a week from Friday,
- 2:10:11we're having an event at Martin's Barbecue on James Island to help out our friend
- 2:10:16Anthony in Asher and uh he Anthony and Swing and Swines is gonna it's kind
- 2:10:22of a part of a food and wine festival we have here in Charleston.
- 2:10:24So if you're in Charleston, go to Martin's Friday night, big fundraiser.
- 2:10:28It's gonna be a good time. And our bands playing to Bandido awesome.
- 2:10:31And then Sunday is the next supper club. So it does supper club.
- 2:10:35I think it's the tenth, which you don't want to miss that game.
- 2:10:37That is a credible Sunday doors at five and that's a frontier lounge Sunday love
- 2:10:45it and other than that, I've kind of cover that stuff. Should we
- 2:10:48get old? Kay? So yeah, I'll go get Caso. How con
- 2:10:54my mic gets used for all this tiff? He's out there someone? Yeah?
- 2:10:58Well, I mean, what's this? He said? He heard something
- 2:11:01out there? What? Well? I got? I gotta go get case.
- 2:11:07Why am I the only ones gotta keep bullshit? All right? Doug
- 2:11:11went, Doug, Don I I can delay? He found? Oh,
- 2:11:16we gotta find the intro song. Doug went to get him. All right,
- 2:11:22okay, this is let's hear. You gotta have an ad before we
- 2:11:30have any kind of try music. All right, I'll give him my seat.
- 2:11:33You're gonna hear the song when you can talk. Just say something toothbrush.
- 2:11:43After this we are gonna have Mexican. So in West Ashley there's a
- 2:11:48new sothe'st Doug has been. I haven't been there yet. What happened?
- 2:11:54I don't know what happened. I don't even hear anything. Well, he's
- 2:11:56got the volume down. He's trying to shield us from his mistakes. What
- 2:12:01is happening? That's all go inside? Sure where hello there barely live fans?
- 2:12:20It is your favorite fish and Cord what's that, Paul? What are
- 2:12:24you doing that? We already did the one song? We only do one
- 2:12:26song at a time, ball one Perth and one in Tro No more box
- 2:12:31wine guy stuff. They shouldn't drink so much wine, Paul in the Bad
- 2:12:39Foot WI should should he drink instead? When mister Case, I don't know
- 2:12:46if I've told you all about this year because I ain't got the recipe quite
- 2:12:48dial in. Oh we got something new. Oh yeah, I called my
- 2:12:52para winkle wine. Right, So what I do is I take some straight
- 2:12:56corner liquor and I let it percolate through a pile all the parawinkle shells,
- 2:13:01and then it trickles out into you know, the final product after some filtering
- 2:13:05and stuff, and and it's it's delicious. I don't know if you know
- 2:13:09this, but my friend Barry, Barry down in the Keith, he makes
- 2:13:13the sea grape wine. You know, we can make the sea grapes and
- 2:13:18he turn the wine in. So I took his idea. But we don't
- 2:13:22have sea grapes here. We have c Q combers, but we don't have
- 2:13:24the sea grapes. So what we do have is a bunch of pair winkles
- 2:13:28which is a small little snail, and then buy valves so they filter things
- 2:13:31right, so it's gotta be fine. You just put a little put a
- 2:13:35little liquor through women. They just buy vealvet on out to the other side,
- 2:13:39and the next thing you know, you're talking to the girl named Shirley
- 2:13:41and at three in the morning and you don't know where he is. I
- 2:13:45love I love Shirley. Yeah, yeah, what's my mama's name. I'm
- 2:13:52gonna get some bluegrass music playing. I love blue grass. You know what
- 2:13:54I like? I like blue grass. So what do you guys been doing?
- 2:13:58Rich Did you mean that guy stand? Yeah? Is he the guy
- 2:14:03with the drift boat being towed behind the flat? Yeah? Uh huh?
- 2:14:05Did you did you invite him into the end of the camera? No?
- 2:14:09I didn't. That seemed like an unsafe toad the situation. No. Yeah,
- 2:14:15he did comment on the smell. But to my defense, I have
- 2:14:18been making a new batch of coom claw powder and what that's the thing?
- 2:14:22It requires some on savory acts. Yeah, the dirty job being Richard k
- 2:14:31tho. We got a new stuff you have coming up? Well, I
- 2:14:33done told you about the parawinkle. Yeah, spirits were working like, well,
- 2:14:39you know as good as I am at coming up with a new products,
- 2:14:45Yeah, I am equally as bad at artwork. So I am trying
- 2:14:50to get Paul. Yeah, I've been working on Paul for years. Then
- 2:14:54he just never got around to it because it's the painting pictures of Jillian Sardines
- 2:14:58jumping out of the world order and stuff, and and you know, I
- 2:15:01understand that the rich people pay his bills and stuff. I don't know what's
- 2:15:09happening. Did that shopping just come out from under your table cloth? Oh?
- 2:15:18Look at Paul's throwing pictures too bad well on the radio, and we
- 2:15:20can't we can't show pictures on the radio. Paul, that's not Why do
- 2:15:30you have a table? This is loaded with there's a round to it.
- 2:15:35Now you can make this shirt happen said, You've been trying to get me
- 2:15:39to give you around to it. Paul uses tick to drawing things and left
- 2:15:43comedy. It's not as funny when Paul gets around to it. And I've
- 2:15:50got around to it now, mister k Sho, I just cart around to
- 2:15:54it. Do you ever like kind of take vacations, go go somewhere,
- 2:16:00you know, talking a wise man once told me, if you do what
- 2:16:03you love, then you never walk a day in your life. Turns out
- 2:16:07he was lying. I work really really hard to try to keep my life
- 2:16:11together. But on the plus side, I am very mobile, and so
- 2:16:16wherever I want to be at the moment where I am right now, it
- 2:16:22turns out, right now I want to be next to I want to be
- 2:16:24next to a trailer or a train track in North Charles And apparently, but
- 2:16:33did trailer break down. I've got some bearing issues I gotta work out.
- 2:16:37But yeah, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I gotta
- 2:16:41feel a little more to this parawink of wine. I should be set,
- 2:16:43you know, get down to the keys for the tarp and started rolling and
- 2:16:48stuff, and yeah, he's getting hard to find a place to park camp.
- 2:16:52And the keys that don't walk like someone that I met someone this weekend.
- 2:16:56And the keys that bought a slip for their r V, they bought
- 2:17:01it like real estate dollars five hundred grand. Doubt it? Uh wouldn't it,
- 2:17:13wouldn't it? Uh? What's his face? The famous uh? Right
- 2:17:18at the city by Land. I ain't making no more of it when I
- 2:17:20guarantee they ain't making no more keys. They ain't making no more keys.
- 2:17:24They ain't making another key yet. I ain't seen a single key pop up
- 2:17:30like you would. I don't know if you see Tucker. He's not exactly
- 2:17:35built for the NBA and more of a you want to email, I've got
- 2:17:39an email for you. Sure are you ready for mail sack yet? Or
- 2:17:43yeah, you can do the mail sack. But if that email says this
- 2:17:46spot is free for Richard k tho dot com, then yeah, I'm in
- 2:17:50on that too. This spot is this This emails from John McKinney. Okay
- 2:18:03McKenny, Richard, you've always spoke of fishing and outdoors and beautiful places and
- 2:18:07sunsets. If someone asks you two things you love the most, and you
- 2:18:13were to say, I love sunsets and blank I like viewing sunsets from five
- 2:18:20hundred dollars trucks with fat white chicks in the back go to case. It
- 2:18:28was a simple man five trucks. There's nothing better in his life than a
- 2:18:35five hundred dollar pickup truck. Find a pickup truck. It's hard, but
- 2:18:39it's worth it. Now, do the fat chicks fight. Fat white chicks
- 2:18:45come included if you drop a dollar truck, you attract them, trust me,
- 2:18:50what comes with the other You're right, God, I don't know after
- 2:18:56that? What? So, how many of these five hundred dollars trucks have
- 2:19:01you had? Well, I'm not gonna lie. It's getting harder and harder.
- 2:19:05Constructs have become cool and everybody wants to rival, even if the only
- 2:19:09thing they ever told is their fat white cheek. And so you know,
- 2:19:13it's really really hard to find to five hundred dollar truck. But when you
- 2:19:18find one, oh, it's like it's like waking up on Christmas morning.
- 2:19:22You know, we know it. The air smells crisp, and you can
- 2:19:26smell cookies baking and no open except it's not cookies, it's transmission crisp.
- 2:19:31So do that. What is your your thoughts on the recent recent trend in
- 2:19:37what's called the Carolina squat where the instead of you raised the front of a
- 2:19:41truck and you lower the back of a truck. So kind of I never
- 2:19:45understood it. It looks like they're driving around towing ten thousand pound trailers that
- 2:19:48are visible. It's like, I don't you know, it's impossible for me
- 2:19:54to get my head around now. On the same token. I like some
- 2:19:58things and moving on. Are your streaming may not cool? So you know
- 2:20:01I was a kid one time and I saw things I thought was cool.
- 2:20:05It wasn't cool that being thired. Uh, they're ruining perfectly good trucks because
- 2:20:11I kind of thought, you know, when you're talking about, like,
- 2:20:13you know, getting the five hundred dollars truck and the fat white chicks.
- 2:20:18If you've got the Carolina squat, your fat white chicks are gonna fall out.
- 2:20:22Yeah, they might roll out the back if you're not careful, but
- 2:20:26get that bump right. Yeah, but you know you gotta let baby ride
- 2:20:28shot gun. So she's up there on the bench seat. You know,
- 2:20:31she just he's vine. She's gonna roll out. All about weight distribution.
- 2:20:35If you put her in the front, you won't have the squat in the
- 2:20:37back. You know that how that worked out? Not picking on big girl.
- 2:20:43Richard Kazo loves a big girl. Is there a weight? Let me
- 2:20:50you got any questions from the side, All right, you guys, he
- 2:20:56didn't nobody he made on me. I feel kind of sad. I can
- 2:21:00I used to have so many males, you guys, you guys have It's
- 2:21:07not really it's actually a fan. Oh I got fans, so yeah,
- 2:21:13my fans love and he honestly wants to know where can he find Richard Kso
- 2:21:24on a Wednesday night in Charleston. Question. Well, you know, sometimes,
- 2:21:30uh, sometimes I'm just in the camp making the conco powders and the
- 2:21:35possum greases the campers wherever the camp needs to be. Oh that's I don't
- 2:21:41want any you know, Charleston County authorities in quotations coming and finding me somewhere.
- 2:21:46But that's the point. If I am not busy making my fine quality,
- 2:21:52highest produced products that I have applied all my fans and my people out
- 2:21:56there, then you maybe hones. You know. Oh I like a good
- 2:22:01ber, it's great. The rec room after eleven is also a nice play
- 2:22:07little Italian joint on seventeen and wapoo, that little used to be something else,
- 2:22:11a little Italian place, you know. Off. Oh yeah, it
- 2:22:16looks like you used to be a pizza. Yeah, but I'm not really
- 2:22:18sure it's interesting in there. Yeah. You know what though, that lady
- 2:22:24she has a mustache, but she makes a fine hour an hour. You
- 2:22:28know, you gotta you gotta take a little give a little. That's how
- 2:22:31it works. The King Street cabarets just down the road. Yeah, well,
- 2:22:35you know, I'm not saying I've never been there, but I'm not
- 2:22:39there that often. Oh yeah, you know my rule of thumb Man's like,
- 2:22:43if I can see my hand five feet from the faith, I don't
- 2:22:48want to be there. Gotta be a little darker than that. Do you
- 2:22:50use Uber? Do you uber back to the Sure? Sure? Do I
- 2:22:56look like somebody that uses Uber? Nooper, No, I really I leave.
- 2:23:05I leave the camp or wherever I desire. I want a little pickup
- 2:23:09truck. And then if I you know who they, I'm bob too much.
- 2:23:13Generally speaking, I just sleep in the trucks or throw a little thumbat
- 2:23:16on the side and see if I can make it back to the camper.
- 2:23:20You know, probably got a shell phone, not so much a cell phone,
- 2:23:24but a shell phone. Yeah. Sure, I don't know what that
- 2:23:26means, that's all. And dont get me now, you're just being ridiculous.
- 2:23:33I have a track phone. I just buying from the gas. Put
- 2:23:35a little money on me, you big den. They've caught on fire a
- 2:23:45few times and not gonna all right, Well, have we done it?
- 2:23:52Already will shoot, how long do y'all do this podcast? Normally? Because
- 2:23:56I'm on you ever here for like five minutes and then you'll like, oh,
- 2:24:00we don't we don't know him for that long. I mean we're here
- 2:24:03maybe like ten minutes. Totally, it's like three hours. No, no,
- 2:24:09we don't. We don't don't want to do it anymore. But I
- 2:24:11would love to be here the more than I can be here. I didn't
- 2:24:13you know. I just I didn't know. You don't get any ideas.
- 2:24:16I'm closing that window later. By the way, are you sure you am?
- 2:24:20I going to get out? Yeah? Yeah, I think I gotta
- 2:24:24go check on some electrical connections. That's all. Go inside. Well,
- 2:24:48I'm gonna end this field, don't mind. I'm gonna play one of our
- 2:24:50band's original tunes, The Bow's Island. Thing is we just do we have
- 2:24:56another band? We got at least one more band in there. We got
- 2:24:58at least one. What's ben band? Ben? What? Oh? Yeah?
- 2:25:07Sorry, I thought you meant no, I like, we do a
- 2:25:09band and then we go to your band. Yeah, let's do it.
- 2:25:11I'm sure we got at least one. I didn't know what you were saying.
- 2:25:13Sorry, Ben, everyone knows. But if you get stuck with the
- 2:25:16bluegill spine, urine will make the pain go away. But what you might
- 2:25:22not know is that you can't use your own urine. You have to get
- 2:25:24a friend to piss on you. So you guys want to go fishing,
- 2:25:31heym Ben, I'm a huge fly fisherman, and I've got a quick streamer
- 2:25:33fishing tip for you. If a fish is following your streamer but not committing,
- 2:25:37just keep doing what you were doing. Don't speed up, don't slow
- 2:25:41down, Just maintain that rhythm. That's the only way to seal the deal.
- 2:25:46If you can think of another real life comparison to that, I'd love
- 2:25:50to hear it. Anyway, my wife left me last week. I am
- 2:25:56Ben. I'm a huge fly fisherman, and I've got a fun fact about
- 2:25:58bone fish for you. If you fish munds for bonefish, you're a bitch.
- 2:26:07All right? Well, Ben's a great Uh. Yeah. I told
- 2:26:11him like I was like, I literally like, hey man, we're gonna
- 2:26:13do the little show. We were texting about other things and I was like,
- 2:26:16hey, uh, if you got time, you want to do a
- 2:26:18little And he sent me like eleven of those things, and I was like,
- 2:26:22bro, I didn't mean to take up your whole fucking morning. Like
- 2:26:24you know, we don't pay money for anything, right, Listen, guys,
- 2:26:26I hate to cut it off, but I'm gonna go take a selfie
- 2:26:30with this barbecue sandwich. Becca really loves that band, so love y'all.
- 2:26:37Are you gonna get that to Martin's. We're gonna off so we're going to
- 2:26:43Santis. Thanks again, frigate turtlebox b heo. And we had it and
- 2:26:48been a huge, a huge five fisherman, not for missing one that we
- 2:26:54kind of threw in there. As an addition, I'm gonna play this song.
- 2:26:58It's called My Medicine. It's our band bandy here in Charleston. We're
- 2:27:01playing next Friday at Mars Barbecue. All right, damn it, see y'all
- 2:27:07it's a live recording, so remember it's not the best recording. What I
- 2:27:28didn't do that m h unbelievable. Wherever was? Oh? No, fairly
- 2:27:41live? Messed up something? You were the signal anything the same scene,
- 2:29:39the scene s S S S S S S about medicine. I think we're
- 2:35:20done. I think we are good to book. Are there on the base
- 2:35:26watch the buddies back, all the drowns, everybody in the next us sticking
- 2:35:30out with us. We really appreciate this fun. Thank you so much. M.