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Show #314 Oops All Chills · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you That's Why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to episode three fuck fourteen. Yes, Hello
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  Speaker 2: and welcome to episode three fourteen of bfytw. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to be a slow, sexy episode, mostly because I woke
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  Speaker 2: up with a nasty headache today and I didn't have
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  Speaker 2: time to put together a full episode. So we're accidentally
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  Speaker 2: doing whoops, all chill episodes this month.
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  Speaker 3: Third episode, and there I go, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's my fault. It's it's completely my fault.
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  Speaker 1: It's earth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I am still suffering with a headache. It's mostly
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  Speaker 2: muted because I took three ivy profen, but it's it's
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  Speaker 2: still there. I can still feel it, so I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna take it easy. Also, I haven't seen you
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  Speaker 2: guys in like in a bit, and we haven't done
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  Speaker 2: a show together in a bit, So even though you
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  Speaker 2: guys have done chill shows, we haven't really caught up,
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  Speaker 2: especially not on what I've been up to. Right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I did listen to the first chill episode.
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  Speaker 1: I got about halfway through it. No, no, this is done.
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  Speaker 2: No, I literally like, as I was pulling up, I
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  Speaker 2: got to about the thirty minute. So I just a
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  Speaker 2: couple of things, like CJ was very very kind to me,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm very grateful for that.
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  Speaker 1: He's always kind of he's.
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  Speaker 2: He's also he also just happens to be.
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  Speaker 1: A very good He's a very good So yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: really appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing that I caught that that that I
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  Speaker 2: wish I had been there for was when he was
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  Speaker 2: trying to describe the game that he was thinking of
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  Speaker 2: that starts Jeff Anderson from Clerks. It's called Randall's Monday.
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  Speaker 2: I reached out to him on Facebook about it, and
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  Speaker 2: I know that game by heart because it was the
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  Speaker 2: very first game I ever streamed for god dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Was it, Yeah, very first one. I wanted something special
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  Speaker 2: and I also wanted something point and click Adventury, which
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  Speaker 2: are my bread and butter for the most part, and
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  Speaker 2: so I was. I was super excited. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I'll do this one and and I I had a
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  Speaker 2: great time, even though my stream setup wasn't perfect, but
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  Speaker 2: it was my very first time, so I didn't nobody
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  Speaker 2: stream not first time.
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  Speaker 1: It was my first. By BF vice is perfect all
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 2: But there's a very there's a very real reason why
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  Speaker 2: that game sticks in my brain. So, yeah, if you
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  Speaker 2: were wondering what CJ was talking about, it's Randall's Monday.
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  Speaker 2: It stars Jeff Anderson. He's brilliant in it. He's playing
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  Speaker 2: He's not playing the same Randall. He couldn't obviously, because
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  Speaker 2: you know, they would have had to have gotten permission
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  Speaker 2: from Kevin Smith to even do the game. So it's
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  Speaker 2: a different guy named Randall who somehow happens to be
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  Speaker 2: very similar uh, and Jeff Anderson plays him very similarly,
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  Speaker 2: and he's fantastic in it. It's a very funny game.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff Anderson does a fantastic job in it. So I
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  Speaker 2: highly recommend checking out Randall's Monday. I believe it's on
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  Speaker 2: Steam ORGG if you're interested in checking it out. It
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  Speaker 2: is a point and click adventure game, so you don't
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  Speaker 2: need to be a hardcore FPS gamer to get through
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  Speaker 2: it awesome. It does have some puzzles that are going
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  Speaker 2: to be probable a little.
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  Speaker 1: Difficult for me.
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  Speaker 2: Well maybe, yeah, almost all adventure games suffer from this
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  Speaker 2: kind of like sometimes you have to come up with weird,
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  Speaker 2: weird ways to solve problems. Yeah, I don't remember Randall's
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  Speaker 2: Monday being particularly bad in this arena. But I do
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  Speaker 2: remember there were at least one or two that I
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  Speaker 2: got stumped on my first play through. But I just
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  Speaker 2: wanted to say that because I think that game deserves
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  Speaker 2: more love. Fuck yeah, dude, Like I said, it's fun,
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  Speaker 2: it's fun, it's it's funny, and Jeff Anderson is great
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  Speaker 2: in it, so all good reasons to check it out
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  Speaker 2: if you're Kevin Smith slash Clerks fan. Yes, and I
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  Speaker 2: just appreciate CJ for bringing it up. Like I hadn't
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  Speaker 2: thought about that game.
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  Speaker 1: In a while, dude, I haven't thought about those games
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  Speaker 1: in a bit. And I saw it through my lot
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  Speaker 1: my Steam library like a week or two ago too,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I forgot all about that shit.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, Yeah, long story short, this is gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a semi chill show. We do have a game planned. Thankfully,
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  Speaker 2: Stevie does not come unprepared for this sort of thing,
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  Speaker 2: so we will be playing a game at the end
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  Speaker 2: of the episode. But for now, I'm just gonna get
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  Speaker 2: you guys caught up on what I a because I've
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  Speaker 2: been up to a fucking lot. Holy shit. So the
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  Speaker 2: the week that I was gone the very first week
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  Speaker 2: I went to Virginia. Yeah, and it was to it
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  Speaker 2: was to be present for a friend of the show,
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  Speaker 2: Maddie her wedding. Hells Now, I typically don't like weddings,
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  Speaker 2: and I haven't. I haven't. I haven't really liked weddings
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  Speaker 2: for for for like ever. I don't think. I don't
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  Speaker 2: think i'd like the single wedding I've ever been to
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  Speaker 2: until Caroline's wedding. Uh So, getting an invitation to go
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  Speaker 2: to her wedding was very special for me because I
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  Speaker 2: love Caroline and I didn't expect to get invited to go,
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  Speaker 2: And even though it was across state lines, I was like, sure,
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  Speaker 2: I'll go, because yeah, I went all the way to Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my it was. It was still like a six
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  Speaker 2: hour trip, but I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Her wedding
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  Speaker 2: was unlike any I've ever been to. It was so
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  Speaker 2: much fun and I genuinely had a great time, And
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  Speaker 2: most of that was because I was sat at the
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  Speaker 2: same table with Maddie and her then boyfriend. And her
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend Andrew was cool as shit. He is honestly like
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  Speaker 2: I would love to have him on the show. At
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  Speaker 2: some point, because he's got this fantastic deadpan delivery, like
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  Speaker 2: he will make you laugh uproariously and you won't realize
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  Speaker 2: at first that he made a joke. He delivers it
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  Speaker 2: so flat and even that it catches you off guard.
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  Speaker 2: And he's hysterical, and him and Maddie together are hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was just like I was in stitches almost
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  Speaker 2: that entire wedding because the two of them were hysterical. Also,
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  Speaker 2: Maddie had had a few drinks.
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  Speaker 1: But I guess she's allowed to have a few her.
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  Speaker 2: Best friend's wedding. Sure. But then I got an invitation
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  Speaker 2: in Maddie's wedding, and her invitation her wedding was in Virginia.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that's a nine hour trip, my god, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: of course I'm gonna go. But this time I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I was so like disappointed with how I'd dressed for
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  Speaker 2: Caroline's wedding because I showed up. I had a very
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  Speaker 2: nice lavender shirt and I had black pants, okay, and
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  Speaker 2: they fit when I tried them on at home, right,
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  Speaker 2: And then when I got to Pennsylvania for Caroline's wedding,
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  Speaker 2: suddenly they didn't fit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sitting around in the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell it is. I have
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  Speaker 2: to assume. I have to assume it it is something
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  Speaker 2: to do with the road trip. But I try the
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  Speaker 2: entire ensemble on at home. Everything fits. I get to
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  Speaker 2: where I'm going, suddenly it doesn't fit, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: I legitimately don't know what it is. I assume my
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  Speaker 2: ass is getting fatter or the pants are getting tighter
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  Speaker 2: somehow over the course of the trip.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't A metric pressure chain doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Make any sense. And it pissed me off. So it
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  Speaker 2: happened at Caroline. So I was forced to wear jeans
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  Speaker 2: to a wedding, and I felt really underdressed, and I
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  Speaker 2: felt a little like I was being disrespectful, and I
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  Speaker 2: was genuinely very angry at myself. And so I said,
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  Speaker 2: all right, next wedding I get invited to, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: over the top. I'm going I'm going like insanely the
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  Speaker 2: other direction. I'm gonna go overdressed if I can't. And
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  Speaker 2: so I get the invitation of Maddie's wedding and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: all right, well let's see if I can do this.
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  Speaker 2: So I saw an advertisement for Holy Clothing on Facebook
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  Speaker 2: and they make like fantasy outfits, okay, and so they
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  Speaker 2: had this. The one I saw originally that I really
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  Speaker 2: liked was it was a blue sorcerer's robe and it
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  Speaker 2: just it just looked super cool and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I would love to wear that, and so I sent
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  Speaker 2: a picture of it to Maddie and I said, would
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  Speaker 2: you be at all disappointed if I showed up to
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  Speaker 2: your wedding wearing this and leather gauntlets to be like
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  Speaker 2: a sorcerer at your wedding? And she was like, not
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  Speaker 2: at all, but our colors are purple, so if you
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  Speaker 2: can find something to fit. So I was like, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they had a purple one. So I'm like, all right,
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  Speaker 2: how about this, I'll go in and she was like yeah, absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: So with her permission, I went to her wedding as
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  Speaker 2: a sorcerer. Yes, and I took a picture of it.
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  Speaker 2: Pre wedding. I had the I had the robe, I
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  Speaker 2: had the leather gauntlets, and uh, I also had a a.
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  Speaker 1: It was a medallion.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a medallion. It was like a triple robaros.
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  Speaker 2: It was like three snake seating each other's tails. In
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  Speaker 2: a ring. It's a very cool piece. Unfortunately, the string
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  Speaker 2: that I had to put it on with was no
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  Speaker 2: longer like long enough for my neck, so I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: put it on, so I had to take it off,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, what else do I have? And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, and I remembered I had just
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  Speaker 2: bought these purple sunglasses, so I put them on and
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  Speaker 2: it just set the whole outfit and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: fuck yeah, I'm like and I took a picture of it,
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  Speaker 2: and I put it online and it is the most
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  Speaker 2: viral thing I have ever put on there. It got
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  Speaker 2: tens of thousands of years and well over one hundred
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  Speaker 2: likes and a ton of comments, and most of almost
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  Speaker 2: all of them were very compliments. Absolutely do it. And
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  Speaker 2: then the slagh king sleigh and all sorts of just
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  Speaker 2: things that people don't ordinarily say to me, these things
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  Speaker 2: that comes in to me. So I rolled up to
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  Speaker 2: Maddie's wedding in this sorcerer's outfit, and again most of
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  Speaker 2: the words, most of the words I got were compliments,
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  Speaker 2: I hope, So I got a lot of compliments from
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  Speaker 2: all sorts of thing, and I was just having a
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  Speaker 2: great time just chilling and.
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  Speaker 1: Really person who dressed up like out out of like
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  Speaker 1: traditional clothing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like even the the woman who performed the ceremony
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  Speaker 2: was like, damn, I should have warn something like that,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, I can point you
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  Speaker 2: in the right direction. So yeah, so I hold up.
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  Speaker 2: And what was really funny was there there was a
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  Speaker 2: point where I could I'm kicking myself still for not
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  Speaker 2: taking the opportunity to get had a huge laugh because
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  Speaker 2: at some point, like during the speeches, Maddie said something
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  Speaker 2: to the effect of, thank you to whoever caused this
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  Speaker 2: the beautiful weather we're having today, And I really was
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  Speaker 2: I should have stood up and said you're welcome. You
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  Speaker 2: know my sorcerer's outfit. I wish I had. I genuinely
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  Speaker 2: wish I had, but I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: That's fucking funny.
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  Speaker 2: What what what what is happening? What the fuck? It's not?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck? You guys hit a drum set on me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus for you mad man forever to deliver. I
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  Speaker 2: appreciate I appreciate it. That's that's that's very funny. You
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  Speaker 2: hit that. You hit it under a blanket so I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't see. And then I was just do you think
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  Speaker 2: your face makes a joke?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, he's gonna notice because it was not hiding
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  Speaker 3: its shape very well at all. Yeah, so I put
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  Speaker 3: your face on the wall.
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  Speaker 2: And I didn't have the guts to do it. But
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  Speaker 2: in the guest book, which was a unique guest book
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  Speaker 2: because they had you take a picture with a like
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  Speaker 2: a like a camera that automatically prints out. It's it's
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  Speaker 2: not like a Kodak thing, but it's it was. It
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  Speaker 2: was an automatic printing camera, and so you can take
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  Speaker 2: a picture of yourself and glue it to the sheets
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  Speaker 2: and then write whatever it was. It was very cool idea, and.
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  Speaker 1: I DMV camera.
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  Speaker 2: I had Sarah take a picture of me and my source,
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  Speaker 2: my full sorcerer's outfit, and I wrote underneath you're welcome
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  Speaker 2: for the weather. Always invite a sorcerer to your wedding. Yes, yes, so,
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  Speaker 2: and and that got a laugh out of Maddie's sister
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  Speaker 2: brought it up when she found me sitting at the table. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 2: the whole wedding was a great time. It was an
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  Speaker 2: absolute blast. Caroline and Sarah were there. I hung with
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  Speaker 2: them a bunch. Matt, Maren was there. Yeah, she was
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  Speaker 2: a great fun and and another friend of theirs had
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  Speaker 2: come along and he was great, and we just all
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  Speaker 2: had a blast. And I couldn't dance because my knees
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  Speaker 2: are made of crackers at this point. But I enjoyed
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  Speaker 2: eating with my friends and and uh just enjoying the speeches.
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  Speaker 2: And I watched them get up and dance and have
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  Speaker 2: a great time, and it was just it was a
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  Speaker 2: good party, you know, it was It was very cool,
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  Speaker 2: and I was very glad I went. And I was
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  Speaker 2: just extremely honored that Maddie invited me this thing.
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  Speaker 5: So it's fucking cool.
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  Speaker 1: And like the commute there and everything was fine, and.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Here's the thing though, I gotta,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta. I kind of warned people, I feel because
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  Speaker 2: it it blindsided me. So when you travel through Virginia,
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  Speaker 2: just f y, I do not listen to what Google
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  Speaker 2: tells you about the tolls. Oh so my GPS said
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  Speaker 2: it was gonna be like twenty bucks there and back,
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  Speaker 2: and it turned out to be more in the area
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  Speaker 2: of a hundred. Yeah, Like, so the GPS told me
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  Speaker 2: to take these express lanes and I thought something. I
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  Speaker 2: thought something was up. I thought something like ship. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I thought something was up when when like the screens
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  Speaker 2: like hanging in the middle of the road, we're saying
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  Speaker 2: like twenty one point eighty six you know this road
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, and I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: so I had a bad feeling about it, but I
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know what, it's a vacation. It's fine,
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  Speaker 2: and I would much rather not be slowed down because
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  Speaker 2: I'd just driven past washing DC and that always sucks.
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  Speaker 2: No matter what time of day it is, it's always awful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's fair. It is.
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  Speaker 2: It slowed downs for at least an hour no matter
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  Speaker 2: where you're going.
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  Speaker 1: That's why when you go to DC you walk everywhere
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  Speaker 1: or take the fucking like subways. That's the only fucking
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  Speaker 1: way to get around that fucking city.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, all right, Well I've been talking for a good
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  Speaker 2: stretch of time. You guys want to take a little
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  Speaker 2: quick break. Yeah, man, So I've just been talking about
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  Speaker 2: what's happened on my trip. When we come back, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna tell you what I've been up to since I
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  Speaker 2: got back.
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  Speaker 4: We'll do that right after this, yes, Hey, Jeff, Yeah, Jeff,
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  Speaker 4: remember yesterday I was telling you how I wished I
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: could have seen one of Billy Joel's sold out shows
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  Speaker 4: at Madison Square Garden.
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  Speaker 6: I said, you should go see Taylor Swift instead. She's
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: the modern day Billy Joel.
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  Speaker 4: Well, today my phone said I should read an interview
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  Speaker 4: with Billy Joel where he talks about both retirement and
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 6: Oh man, it's always so creepy when that happens.
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  Speaker 4: We should do a podcast about how our devices are
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  Speaker 4: always listening to us.
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  Speaker 2: We already do.
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  Speaker 6: It's called Suggested Articles. A podcast we talk about how
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: technology is always spying on us and how those tech
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: corporations are such big buttholes.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Dude, you can't say buttholes on a podcast.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: Promo, Dude, we already did twice.
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  Speaker 4: Join us every other Monday on Suggested Articles. The podcast
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  Speaker 4: on your favorite podcast app part of the Odd Pods
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: media network.
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  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for part two of
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  Speaker 2: our semi chill show, and we're just talking about what
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  Speaker 2: I've been up to because I've been out last couple
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  Speaker 2: of weeks. And I apologize for this being technically a
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  Speaker 2: third chill show in a row. I didn't intend that,
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  Speaker 2: but I woke up this morning not feeling well.
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  Speaker 3: So we won't do more than three in a row.
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  Speaker 2: We promise the next show is going to be a
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  Speaker 2: games focused show. Yeah promise. Yeah, not to mention, we
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  Speaker 2: got a big one coming up and it's it's as
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  Speaker 2: closer than I thought. Oh yeah, the f y t
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  Speaker 2: W on the clock towers and.
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  Speaker 1: Fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, coming up fast. So that might be our very
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  Speaker 2: first episode. If it's post worthy, probably we'll probably wind
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: up putting it up up for patreons anyway.
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  Speaker 3: If not, we'll find a way to talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's expected to be a like a tech
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  Speaker 2: rehearsal or less. Everybody's gonna get used to the interface,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: gonna get used to how the game works, and we're
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: gonna get used to making sure that recording comes through okay,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: and then it's a satisfactory product. So anyway, yeah, gearing
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  Speaker 2: up for that. I sent everybody an email with instructions
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  Speaker 2: of how to get started, set up your account on
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  Speaker 2: the game website and all that. But what I've really
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: been up to, you know me, You know, one of
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: the things I love more than anything is building gaming machines.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm practically addicted to it. I've gotta be doing something.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, with AI bullshit, the price of RAM and
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: storage has grown to like a monstrous level. Yeah, unfortunately,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: so building computers is kind of off the radar for
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: the most part. Unless for the most part what I've
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: been doing is reconfiguring machine. I already have to do
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: something else. Like my mini PC that was literally just
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: a monster gaming box, is now a multiplayer focused gaming box.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I posted pictures of that to our Patreon, so if
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: you're if you're if you're a follower of our patreon,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: you can see him on our discord channel. I posted
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: everything there. But what I've been doing this past couple
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: of weeks again, I was looking for something cheap and
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: a video came up on my YouTube feed from I
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: think modern vintage Gamer. He's I believe, either an Australian
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: or a New Zealander, like he lives in America, but
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: he came over from one of those countries because he's
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: got a very he's got a very definable accent. I
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: just can't place it myself, but he's he's a he's
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: a guy who's like a legit coder, like he was
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: part of the emulation scene back in the day. Like
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I think he worked on some of the major emulators
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: for the original Xbox Oh shit, Okay, so this guy
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: knows what he's talking about. He's got legit like creds,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: and he knows his stuff. He's got skills. I believe
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: he worked on getting one of the Chante games.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, let's get in.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: He worked on getting like some of those games ported.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I believe to like Switch and something else. I know
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: he worked on them. So you know this, this guy's
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent legit. And he frequently talks about like
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: hacking consoles and you know, opening up you know, other
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: machines to emulation. He's a big retro gaming fan, and
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: he recently posted about how the PS four is still
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: great in twenty twenty six, and I was like, oh,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize it, like the emulator, like the emulation
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: scene and the and the hacking scene for the PS
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: four had grown to this point. After watching his video,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, I still have my
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: PS four. It's been sitting on the coffee tape in
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: my in my TV room for three years. Four it's
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: just been sitting there. I haven't done anything with it.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: It's just been sitting there.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I've done things to it on a video about it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That the three Oh.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah sorry, I had a PS four back when it
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: was between PS four.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Xbox one.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: One Jesus or the x bone. The x bone, but
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: I still have my x bone. Yeah, a lot of
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: people do. But but yeah, I had a PS.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Four and the games you played on it was like
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: from software games like Dark Souls, but like it had Bloodborne,
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: which is what people like. The fan base is still
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: begging for them to pourt it to PC, but they
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: won't ever fucking do it. So yeah, this, this suddenly
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: piqued my interest because you there's a lot of games,
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: including like Psychoo and a bunch of other ones I
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: used to play a lot of.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it is. You can get PS fours phenomenally cheap,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: and you can you can hack PS fours phenomenally easy.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Literally it's it's literally like two steps. The first is
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: to change your DNS settings on your network settings so
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: that Sony can't automatically automatically update.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Your machine, right it's smart.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So once that happens, you either you either manually
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: update the firmware to like five point oh five I
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: believe is like the preferred level, and it just so
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: happens that that turns out to be the level my
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: machine was already at. I was good. I didn't even
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: need to update the firmwhere on it. I was just
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: like okay. So, and you once you have that DNS
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: setting in place on your PS four, you literally just
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: go to a website, you pick the exploit that you
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: want to run. Because there's variants. Apparently I've been just
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: choosing the one that was like pretty much universally decided
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: to be the best one, which is like gold hen
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: which I also like because it's kind of named after
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: a friend of ours, And it's just like that, Just
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: like that, you can install whatever packages you want to
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: your PS four, you can run any program you want
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: on your PS four, and it's literally done. Now. The
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: only issue with this hack, as it were, is that
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: it's not persistent, meaning meaning you have to go back
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: to that website and run the exploit every time you
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: power down your PS four and turn it back on.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: But they set it up to make it easy, like
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: you literally, just like after your first run, you literally
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: just have to go to the user's guide under the settings,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: and it will instantly take you to that website and
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: then you just pick the exploit you want, click it,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: and you're done. It takes two seconds. Like I said,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: the only issue is that it's not persistent. It would
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: be nice if it was just hacked and done. Yeah,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: every time you don't have that feature might still be coming.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: But as it is, I haven't found it such a
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: roadblock because it takes so little time to do. You
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: just remember to do it, and if you don't remember
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: to do it, like the games and apps will be locked,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: so that will tell you, oh, yeah, I forgot that.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: So you just do the thing and you're good. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: like I said, it takes less than a minute to
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: to run the exploit. It takes seconds and you're done,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: and then you can run whatever you want and saw
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: whatever you want. And of course I immediately started setting
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: up emulators. Within half an hour, I was playing Nintendo
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: games on my PS four, and then Super Nintendo Games,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: and then game Boy games and game Boy Advancing and again.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I posted pictures of all of this to our discord.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: So if you're a Patreon member and you want to
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: check this out, you can go to our discord. And
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I think it's just in the general channel stuff and
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: so I have still been going like checking out some
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: of the cool things they have there, Like this is
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: this is where we get into like legal territory because
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: there is a there is a program on there in
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: the homebrew channel that literally allows you to download whatever
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: whole retail game. Yeah, somebody is running a server and
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: even like they have a they have a premium level
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: which they want you to pay for, which will give
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: you access to everything. But even a free user can
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: download a whole bunch of stuff. And you get like
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: so many download slots a day as a free user,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: so you can download a couple of things every day
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: if you want. And I'm like, holy crap, this is wild.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: This is wild that they're putting this on Front Street,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: and I'm amazed. It's still an operation, just.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Like it's a backup of any physical.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: And you have. It's literally like so instead of having
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: to go on to you know, torrent sites or you
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: know whatever, you know, games or cracks are where it's right,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: instead of having to go look for PS four packages,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: you can literally just download them from your PS four
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: which is insane to me. But again, and and the
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: PS four has not been like like shut down or
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: anything like they're still making games for it. There's something
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: like ten thousand PS four titles available. Damn, Like it's insane,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Like it's good. The indie scene is crazy. Also, also,
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: they ported a lot of PS one, PS two, PSA.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Is. The only way they can get those is either
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: allow it to be on these old systems that we
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: still kind of run, or people are gonna hack our
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: shit and get it for free.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Now, the real interesting part for me was the fact
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: that I tried a lot of different like emulation systems,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: and what was interesting to me is that the PS
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: four does not have the power to run like CD
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: games all that well. Like Sega CD games didn't run well.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: There was like some sound issues, and I think be
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: more the sound driver rather than the CD portion of it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I think the sound driver might not handle it might
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: not handle digital sound all that well. I don't know.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: But anyway, like uh so CD games like Dreamcast. Dreamcast
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: actually ran okay, but again it was a sound issue.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Turbographic succeeed being the same PlayStation games. Original PlayStation games
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: did not run well in an emulator on that machine,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: and I was like, that's weird. But get this, Sony
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: has their own PS one emulator for the PS four,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: and it's what they used genuinely to package PS one
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: games and sell them themselves. Well, people have stripped the
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: emulator from those, so there is a tool you can
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: use to wrap your PS one games in this emulator
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: and then load them onto your onto your onto your
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: PS four and just play and just play them in
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: a much better emulated way than trying to use retroarchs,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: which is what I was using, right, But yeah, like
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: the emulation scene for the PS four is interesting. There's
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of games that you can check out there.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of different things. Like as I said,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: PS two and PSP also have similar tools, so you
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: can wrap your PS two games or PSP games in
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: an emulator and then and then install them to your
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: PS four and play them. And my PS four came
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: with a one terabyte hard drive, so there's still like
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty gigs left in space, but there's
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: already like well over like one hundred, one hundred and
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: fifty games on there that I've put, not not including
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: the ROMs, which is like numbers in the hundreds, you know. So,
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: like my PS four is now like a beatstick with
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: like over a thousand games on it that I could
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: play at any given moment, and I'm like, this is
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: the coolest shit ever. I love being able to do this, Like,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: it's so cool that we can take these older machines
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: and turn them into into useful still into gaming monsters.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I just really, I just really dig doing that. It's
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: really so Yeah, if you have a PS four it's
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: just sitting around, I highly recommend looking into it. It
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: was a lot of fun for me, and I'm still
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: doing it. I'm still putting more stuff on there. I'm
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: still converting some of my PS one games into the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Emmy letter packages and putting them on there, so I
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: have a more I have a more concrete collection of
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: PS one games. That's probably gonna be what I fill
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: it up with. But you know, playing PS one games
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: on a PS four just feels right in a weird way.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: It's a PlayStation. I'm playing PlayStation. It's a PlayStation. It's
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: a lot. Sony absolutely would not be happy about this,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: but but you know what, I'm slightly less of Nintendo.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Fucking Nintendo them all. Honestly, somebody once said that it
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: is ethically right to pirate Nintendo games and I kind
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: of agree, yea, I do it. It's yeah, it might
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: not be legal, but it's ethically anyway. That's pretty much
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: what I've been up to. What have you guys been doing?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Fucking we got to play a game with eight bit
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: almost did?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we got to talk about this. Yeah yeah, awesome.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Amazing, awesome game dev. Fucking eight bit worked on another
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: game I play with the Mess.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: He's been on our show what twice or was it
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: only once?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: If it was only once or not? He's been on.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: He's been on. Yeah, he was one hundred percent week.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: We did a PC Games episode with him and Flo.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Yes, that was awesome as fuck.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: That was a good time and I would happily revisit
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: that topic again, or we could do something else with them. Great.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: But playing this new game he's got, good boy, it's
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: like an.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Extraction, man.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the horror aspect to it, it's fucking fun, man,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I want to get into that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: It is. It is genuinely a wild game that is
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: also fucking terrifying. So whoever whoever is in charge of
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: designing their monsters is doing an absolutely bang up job,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: because I have seen things that still haunt mo yes,
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: like like. So basically the structure of the game is
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: you're giving a mission, and your mission is basically to
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: cart stuff out of this house or this building, or
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: or this store or you know wherever it sends you,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: and and you have to either get a certain monetary
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: amount or you have to get a certain Oh there's
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: the icon for it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: If you're watching our video that's good boy.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And whole that is creepy.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: I mean it's plated, but it's still creepy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: You can tell that dog has too many teeth.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: And he's beefy.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Is fuck like?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: That dog still.
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: Like easy proke us all in half.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: It's like Spain.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Fast as dude. He doesn't skip leg day.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So basically, like I said, you go to this place
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: and you have to cart out a certain amount of
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: goods or or certain types of goods or certain weight.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: There's all sorts of different tasks you might have to
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: complete in the level to get out. However, the longer
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: you are in this level and the more noise.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: You mas that's the key noise, the more likely.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: You are to see a monster something will come along
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: to either fuck with you or try and stop you from.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say what they are because people.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: You honestly need to check this.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Outing yourself, because.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It is some of the most fucked up ship I
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: have ever seen.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know what they were thinking telling a bunch
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: of New Yorkers to play a sound based game and
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: then be like, don't be loud, you'll get God fuck
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: do you think you are?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: If you want to check it out. We did record
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: video of it. Is it available publicly or is it
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: just for a pace? It was on Twitch, We streamed it,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: We streamed it live on Twitch.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the problem is by now is probably gone by now,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: but I recorded it as well. Okay, so I will
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: be putting it on on the BFY probably Patreon, firs
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: and the YouTube after.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: We'll fix it up a little bit. Will It will
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: be on YouTube eventually, And I cannot recommend enough checking
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: it out if you have any interest in seeing us
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: getting up to our usual shenanigans, because let me tell you,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: there were laughs of plenty. This was a very very fun.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: So you could probably get up around the same time
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: this episode goes up.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: It is a very funny game, but it's also very
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: very scary.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: It's so good and it's good suspense because you're like
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you're doing a test. You're doing a test. Oh yeah,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I forgot. This thing's here, will come and.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Get me now, chasing you and trying to damage.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. And you have to like get out
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: and or.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: This thing is just meandering along the level laying bombs.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: You have to avoid stuff.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that. Oh my god, Oh my god.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I want to play again. We need we should get
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: a hold of it. You're gonna do that one more time.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: That was That was so I was honestly so much fun.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: And what's interesting to me is you can play with
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: up to six players.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: That's what was really nice. Normally games are four. And
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that's what I mentioned to the way.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: The game is structured is that it kind of balances
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: itself because the more players you have, the easier it
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: is to get everything you need quickly. But the more
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: players you have, the more noise you're going to make.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: We're just gonna shoot up that noise bar faster, get
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: you in trouble more quick.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Which makes it like, I love it. I fucking love
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: that because you're the one making your own danger.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Love that ship. And I never thought i'd be in.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: If you are as quiet as you can possibly be.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: You can you can just sneak in and take everything
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: quietly and get out without too much trouble. But of
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: course nope, not us. There are there are things in
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: the game to balance that out. And not to mention,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: you know, if you're uncoordinated and fucked up, we are
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: of course at each other, just throwing ship just because
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: you can't. You break almost anything in the game.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: The hats, I don't want to say what they are.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the masks and the masks are one of
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: my favorite things, best thing. Yeah, everybody wears a different
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: mask for the heist, as it were, but some of
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: them are outright ridiculous and some are just just beyond
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: So have fun.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: The game is just it is.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: It is genuinely an incredibly fun thrill ride, and it's
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: not very expensive, especially while it's in early access.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I cannot recommend checking out good Boy enough. Please look
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: for the Good Boy with the way too many teeth.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: You can see the logo in our video if you're
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: watching the video right now. But yeah, that was an
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: absolute blast.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: It was terrifying, but it was absolute I definitely want
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: to do it again.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: If I'm excited to see what else they come up with.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: But even if they just fill that game with more
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: levels and more places to heyst, I'd be all over.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: It's fine, all over.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: It is a lot of fun, and they very cleverly
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: come up with random tasks to complete for every level,
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: So even if you play a level that you've already played,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: you're probably going to be asked to do something you've
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: never been asked to do before on that level. So
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: the replayabilities can't The replayability is very high there. They've
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: been doing this very smartly. I'm hoping they add more
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: things for you to do with your personal money, because
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: right now it's just buying like cosmetic things for your care,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: which is fine. It is early access for a reason,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: and they are still working on it. They know this
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: is an issue. It's not something a surprise to that.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: But for what, for the state it's in now, it
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: is very playable, very playable, and very fun. I cannot
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: recommend it. It's so great.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: But yeah, other than that, speaking of Hen or Golden
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Hen earlier, we met with our own Hen, and Hen's
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: a big magic the gathering player. Yeah, got all of
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: bust into it, like a long time ago, getting back
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: into it a little bit now. But uh, he went
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: to a Dragon shield where he gets his uh his
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: card sleeves from, and he had custom made b F
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Y t W freaking shields made freaking awesome.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: That's incredible.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: So there's one hundred in the box, usually like one
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: hundred and two because if one breaks or whatever, but
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Know custom made Dragon that's awesome as how.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, dude, So he dropped those off to while
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: he was listening to the show and he's making a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: fuck around and find out deck he thought, no other,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: no other better sleeves than because you That's why.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: And for those who who asked him, because they noticed
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: that our it was our trade, oh god, yes, he
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: does in fact have permission to do that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they actually stopped tim or like this this logo's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: trade march. He's like, yeah, it's my buddy's company, and
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: they're like okay, So it was cool that they actually
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: like stopped him for a moment to make sure and ship.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, that was.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you Dragon for looking up for.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: That's fine as long as no one's selling it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: It's whatever. Whatever you want, just.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Don't sell it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: It's ours. But yeah, other than just getting ship ready, man,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: spring breaks coming up, the spring breaks this next week.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: So I'm happy. I'm excited, and it's gonna finally get
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: warm out, so I'm like, get the hell out of
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: school and get the heck outside.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, awesome, Yeah, awesome.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to have a break here, and then
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: we'll come back and maybe we'll play something.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, we got to get you forgot
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: this was a game, yeah, I know. All right, so
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: we're gonna go to a short break when we come back,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: we're gonna play an actual game in this chill show.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: But we're gonna play that right after this. Hey man,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: welcome back. It's time for part three, and as promised,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: we actually do have a game here for you. Stevie
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: is gonna lead us in a game of his own devising.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Stevie, take it away.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, it's been winter and the one thing
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: we can all agree on is that winter is the
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: best time for porn.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: So are these real.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Porn names or are you being Stevie?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: All right, I.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Love it, I love it, all right, Aaron, since you've
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: been gone for a little bit, I'm gonna. I'm gonna
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: let you start us off. All right, So is this
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: a real porn name or you being Steve? And this
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: first one is little Pumpkin Blunkin. Is Little Pumpkin Blunkin
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: a real porn name or you being Stevie?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I hope to God I'm being Steve.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Eat.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I hope to God because honestly, no little Pumpkin I know.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Is it should not be on video for the sake
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: of morality, for the sake of humanity, the sanity.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Oh what a calamity.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, you said, we gotta be being Stevie.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: You're being Stephen please please, and you're both being Stevie.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Thank Heaven. Oh my god. All right, what's next? The
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Cleveland Steamer.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Goes half this question you can buy three? Oh oh,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: you start this one off? Twelve ton tony Tony with
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: a y not an I just in case, with a
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: y not an eye, you questioned, you know being Stevie
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: or do you think this is a real poor name?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Twelve ton Tony? How How how is ton spelled t
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: o n?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Then maybe you know because I want.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: To be.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: The European ton.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, alright, So in that case, I think this one
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: is also a Stevie.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Stevie, Yeah, I think this will be real.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Aaron thinks it's real, and the answer is you're being Stevie.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: You get a point, all right?
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Back to Aaron at large men, I figured, yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, it made sense.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: It made and it's what threw me up because I
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: looked for like at least fifteen minutes for this porn.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: That's why.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: That's why I asked about the spelling, because I like
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: if it maybe if it was like British.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I know there wasn't one with an Ie and but
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: it was something a little off too. But the next
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: one is Erin's Roger Rabbi? Amazing? Are you being Stevee?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Just a real?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: God?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Damn it, Roger Rabbi?
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: God, I wish I had fucking please photo shops still.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Take the tea off. Don't circumcise me.
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: Any Oh hell, oh my god, I I.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Want I wanted to be being Stevie, but I'm gonna
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: go it's real real.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Do you think Roger Rabbi is a real floor? Are
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you being Stevee?
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: You gotta be, But it's not nearly as funny as.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: You're both wrong.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: You're both being.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I want this, we.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Can own it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: We can own this guy, Roger, Okay, fucking hell.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: On to argue.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Who creamed Roger Roger?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: And when the when the graphic comes up with the title,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: It did seem it was about to have a tea
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: for rabbit, but they cut it off. One of the
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: circumcising things, the t falls off. Okay, we got we
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: gotta You are next with the Bellevue button banded.
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: The bell.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, this is a bell, but band it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: These are so good.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I gotta say it's real because there's no way it
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: would be Stevie for the fourth.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Time, right right, Yeah, I mean that's fair and honestly.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Honestly, you're a bit more creative than that butt banded
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Aaron thinks it's real.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I think we're being Stevee. I think we're being Stevid.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I think this is exactly how creative you are.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: You'd be correct, he doesn't create my limits are.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: The Bellevue butt bandit?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, I don't know for shade, I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: know I knew that.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Was Stevie from a mile away.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Then he said bellvuew don't.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: You said band it? Only Stevie would make up butt should.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Have done butt badger, shouldn't I.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Something like, yeah, that's a Stevie.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get fair enough, Aaron?
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: All right, Aaron, is this a real porn name or
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you being Stevie Clarissa the clumsy Clown?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: If these are fucking all, it's Stevie's. I'd swear to
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: christ I guarantee you say Art, I'm gonna say we're
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: being Stevie for a fifth time. I think we're being
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Stevie again.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Oh oh ye, what do you think of Clarissa the
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: clumsy Clown?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's real. It's real.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: Oh ye, I'm so sorry you wrong, your.
• 47:50
  Speaker 8: Be Thank god.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Maybe I was thinking of something else, but i'd sounded
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: awfully familiar.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Alright, who we're almost done, folks.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: On a couple more left, Aggie, come.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: On, Oh jesus, he hasn't even started yet in these God, folks,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: I forgot how long ago? It wasn't mean this kid?
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, the internet's amazing. I love the Internet. Oh alright,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: who did I say it was turning it was? Is
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: this a real poor name? Or are you being Stevie
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
• 48:50
  Speaker 9: Oh no, no, no, Steh my god, you be Stevie.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, please be real. You wanted to be Please be real.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: I want this to be real so bad.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Well, Bonnie and Clydesdale, you are being steevee god, oh
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: my god. All right, back Aaron for the next one.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I just I didn't assume it was a horse. I
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: just it was a very well hung gentleman.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: That's not where my head went.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: My head went, this could be a born about a
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: girl in a very well hung I couldn't.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: There's currently an anime game out there where it's the's
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: a bunch of girls that are horses.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: So that was not so not surprise.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, yeah, we're moving on alright. The next one,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: this is for Aaron to start when Harry wet Sally.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Real, fuck it real, it's real.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Steve's gotta be still well, it's gotta be Steve.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: That is a level of genius, like I just Stevie
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: could pull it off. I don't know.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, and you think of making you Steve, well you'd
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: be wrong. Oh this is actually really.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I got the first real one.
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh the only real one.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: All right, there's only there's only three left let's let's
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: get this done.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: And this epend so a four to three in favor
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: of me.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: So Augie, you are up, and the next I feel
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: like there's a lot more. Is this next movie a
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: real porn name or you being Steve drill Bill?
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: It's drill Bill, real far.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Drill Bill.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I think, oh, you one.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Drill It's gotta be real.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: It's real.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: You think it's real? Aaron, what do you think?
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: I think we're Stevee?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: You being Stevee. You be incorrect. This is a real one. Yeah,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: there are some right ones in there. Yeah, we are
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: tyed four all with two left. Aaron back to you, Okay,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you can yell tie tie me up and spank me,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: but no spitting. Is this a real porn name or
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: you being Stevie?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: You can yell tie me up and spank me, but
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: no spitting. I mean, I would accept if this was real,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: but this feels like it is not. It is not
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: a porn name, but like a line from a movie
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: or even a sitcom or that Stevie might have taken.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Or I'm gonna go, we're being Stevie and Steve.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough, fair enough? Do you think you mean?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Say it again?
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: Yourself.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I got it the first.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: You think it's real. I think it's real.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Really okay, fair enough? Uh, I'll you be incorrect. You
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: are being Stevie. Darin gets a point for so far.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I know the final one and we do end with
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: agi on this one. Is this a real porn name?
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Or you being Stevie? Spread the mayo?
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: I was literally looking for something.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: It's just like you. You're actually googling them looking.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I was finding some way to boo Stevie.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Try this boom.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: You gotta answer it though, still spread the mayo? Is
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: this a real porn name? Or you being TV?
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: You mean STEVEE?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: You mean Steve? All right, Aaron, what do you think?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Spread the mao?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Part of me wants to also say we're being Stevie
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: to guarantee that I win, but also to make an
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: interesting I kind of want to go real, even though
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think it is. I'm gonna go real. Let's
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: make it interesting real.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys are both be incorrect. Now I'm joking.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I'm joking. It's neither real or fake. It somehow exists
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: in between. It is constantly existing.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: No, you were being Stevie in that final and holdo.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Gets the point and you up wrong by all the game.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Stevie, thank you gentlemen for playing my weird ass game.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah apparently I made forever ago.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: I just can't, and we don't have to because we're done.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Thank god.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Let's close it out here, Let's do this.
• 54:49
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• 54:52
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