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Episode 58: Sex, Lies, and Vengeance · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It's time to leave your worries outside and join us inside this year Treehouse.
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Welcome to the Treehouse Podcast. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trendholm and mister
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Raj Sharma. Fresh off of his Dallas Comedy Club birthday show, Ye speaking
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of the Dallas Comedy Club this coming weekend. At the Dallas Comedy Club,
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you can see Jeffrey Asthmas. Jeffrey Asthma is that the Dallas Comedy Club this
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weekend. Get your tickets Dallas dash Comedy Club dot com. If you're thinking
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to me, like I knew that name is sounded familiar, but I haven't
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seen a bunch of his stuff. But I do love how he got his
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start, and that was a first grade teacher turned pottymouth comedian. That's what
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I think it's. I think it served him well. Yeah, that doesn't
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even seem like that far of a leap, because I if you worked with
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first graders, you would have a lot of cuss words on your head and
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probably some funny stories. Oh yeah. A lot of people don't realize,
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but tone Bell was a second grade I think it was second grade teacher before
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he started to stand up. And then the late. Great if you want
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to catch a great comment that but passed away before he popped was Dennis Wolfburg.
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I remember he was a New York City school teacher for twenty some odd
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years and then became brilliant stand up comic. Carson loved him. He was
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on the show like I think fifteen twenty times. But he passed away unfortunately.
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But yeah, so the teacher angle going into comedy from Yeah, I
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mean there's too many stories, not just from a family of teachers. And
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yeah, trust me when I say that the vast majority of teachers are all
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disgruntled. Yeah. And if you ever get a chance to uh two things,
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drink with the teacher or checking the rehab, I would suggest the ladder
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because I didn't know this. My buddy was a teacher here. He's in
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South Dakota now, but he he invited me to his house years ago.
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He's like, come by, I'm gonna have a party on Friday night.
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I was like, okay, because me and a bunch of teachers, I
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was like, oh that sounds boring. Yeah, so I showed up.
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I can't make this story up. I opened the door. There's a lady
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standing there. She's wearing a sweater, no pain shoes, has an industrial
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sized bottle of Jaeger. I don't know who this person is. I walk
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and that's the first thing I see. She looks at me and she goes
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buckle up. I can tell you this. I immediately left. I turned
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around. That's the kind of party you got to stay. I don't know,
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because you have to understand the logic behind this, Like she took her
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shoes off to take her pants off, and then took her shoes and then
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put her shoes back on like that. There was a weird commitment that happened
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there, and I'm like, I don't want to be in that place.
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And it was like eight. I'm like, I don't know where you're going
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to be at eleven at a really awkward parent teacher conference or the best one
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that dad's had ever and maybe the mom too. Yeah, so there is.
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So we're fresh off of the Treehouse Plus number three episode, which if
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Treehouse Plus number three episode, we talked what is it tray, Oh,
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and winter is coming and Daisy gets cold and yeah, there's nothing, you
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know, sadder than a cold touahwa. So she eats sweaters and you know,
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and you know what, here's something to keep in mind, especially as
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we approached not only the winter season, but the holiday season. Everyone's already
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given old coats and hats and mittens to the homeless, but I have yet
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to see that same level of giving for the frigid Chihuahuas of North Texas.
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Yes, I mean I did get both my dogs, and I've never done
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this before, but they're so handsome. They have matching sweaters. So yeah,
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so you are now officially a dog dad. Yeah, I've never done
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before. I think that's the thing I sorry, I hate about Instagram more
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than anything else. It makes me feel like a bad dog parent. Social
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media is not good for your for your emotional well being. I follow all
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these different people and they're like this one guy has a Golden Retriever and it's
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the cutest thing. I mean they have like, I mean, he built
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this dog a doghouse in like underneath the stairs of his house and they have
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Teddy. Takes Teddy out and they have you know, then he goes to
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the shelter and gets another dog, and then they go for walks and see
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Grandma and go to the you know, get a taco and this and that.
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I'm like, and I just take Daisy for a walk and pick up
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her poop. I totally understand. And I know the exact account you're talking
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about because Instagram keeps force feeding it to me as well, and they're great
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videos and tray. There's something very important you have to keep in mind.
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This is true on social media as well as life. Comparison is the thief
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of joy. So the more you know, Star just went by, I
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don't know if I felt right behind my head, but it's true. Comparison
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is the thief of joy. So if you start comparing your life to somebody
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else's, it's not going to make you feel good, especially on social media.
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But the other thing you have to keep in mind also is you have
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to make sure that Daisy doesn't see those things, because if she sees those
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things and she's then going to say, are you not taking me for Taco's
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dad, Now you're in deep trouble. But if you do want to,
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you said, you know, comparison is the thief of joint. If you
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want to look at an Instagram, follow mine and look at the Indian matrimonial
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videos that I'm posting. Yeah, those will actually make you feel instantly better,
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instantly better. You will feel so good about yourself. Your self esteem
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will skyrocket, I promise it. Yeah, Tony Robbins is watching those,
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going I can't top that? All right? So we talked about the best
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Halloween costumes in the Treehouse Plus episode, and there is one that I left
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off and I want him throw this one at you guys real quick, and
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that is the trapped uber passenger. Okay, the Trapped Uber Passenger costume.
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I like to think some of the best costumes are the ones that are based
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in reality. Right, like anybody can do a Dracula. But I the
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last time I was in Texas, I was I was the trapped Uber passenger.
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Okay, the lady picks me up. I'm going to have lunch with
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Everett. The lady picks me up. And it takes me about oh,
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thirty forty seconds before I realized the song that she is playing is hyper sexual.
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Oh wow, hyper sexual. So here I am in the back of
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this car thinking my Uber drivers very very horny because it wasn't just one song,
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it was two, so like back to back. Now, my ride
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was only like eight minutes, so it was enough for those two songs,
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and they were both extremely horny, gotcha. And it made for an interesting
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car ride on my part because you know, it's like, how do you
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talk about the weather when pretty Ricky is talking about slicking you down? I
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mean, yours is better than mine. The last two Uber drivers, I
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had Christian Rock, that's what. Yeah, And you know it's crazy,
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like the minute I got it, it didn't even take me thirty seconds.
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I just heard just garbage being played and I was like, oh, this
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is Christian rock. And then the next one, the second one was I
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didn't know this was a thing. I don't know if you guys know this
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is a thing. Christian rap, Yes, yeah, and Trey what was
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the big one back when we were in school? Was it was it DC
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Talk DC Talk, Yeah DC and then and then for the key And then
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there was also Carmen back in y'all's day. He was the Christian pop singer
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who tried his hand at the rap and it's it's good, is it?
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If you're like, hey man, I could never wrap watch that one.
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You go, I'm eminem like that's who I am? Now? Well,
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yeah, so you're luck. I mean, yeah, I don't know what
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conversation. Did you have any conversation with them? Did you ask like,
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oh, how's your day been? I didn't didn't even get that far because
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by like I said, it took about thirty forty seconds of me from me
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getting into the vehicle kind of getting situated. We did like a very brief
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hey how are you? And that was it. And then then I started
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hearing the lyrics of the song yeah coming from the speakers, and that's when
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I was in shock because I don't know if they have any rules as an
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uber driver for language and songs or what you're supposed to play. I will
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say this, it was you know, I've been stuck in an uber before
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with NPR on and so this was at least a step up from that.
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Yeah, but I don't I really don't know what kind of small talk to
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make when the uber driver lady is listening to lyrics like your love's like honey,
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sticky and slow, drip drop like rain drops, girl, I gotta
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have some more your loves like ice cream creamy and slow, TikTok like my
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clock baby, wind your body slow. And that's not even the really dirty
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stuff. Just you should just if I could, for my next year,
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for my birthday, can you can you just in that voice. I'm gonna
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send you a couple of rap songs and I just want you to do that
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voice and the narration. Just just just read them as it is. Because
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that was the whitest reading of a song I've ever heard in my life that
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I can top it. You sounded like an NPR guy doing really filthy R
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and B. It's like I'm just waiting for you to be like, that's
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sick. Those sick lyrics were brought to you by the Edmund Foundation. Got
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onto my delivery. Did you we take walks on the beach? Quality time
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is okay because I'm dealing with a freak. Massage your feet, girl,
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what's up? Let your man tear that thing on up? Tornado blue?
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Have you doing backflips? Twitching and running, biting on your lip? Flip
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the scene. Now you've got me shacked up with whips and handcuffs. I
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like it rough. I've been naughty. Give me a whack, wicky wicky
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whacking you slap and you call me daddy? Makes you happy? To give
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it up gladly, no imitating. You can't be mad at me because I
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rock it properly and it ain't no jocking me. Other women just flock to
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me, but it ain't no digging you. It's just you and me.
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Come on now, your love's like honey, sticky and slow. Also,
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there'll be no wind shown at the planetarium this week. And this part right
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here, this is the part that really stood out to me when I was
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in the order. When Pretty Ricky starts singing, I want to stroke you
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up, I want to lick you down. I want to give it to
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you. I want to make you shout. I want to do you do
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you do you? I want to do you? Do you? Do you?
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Give it to you? I want to give it to you. I
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want you to ride it to the east. I want you to ride it
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to the west. Don't want to go up north because down south is the
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best. Oh, I want to do you? Do you? Do youah?
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Blah blah blah blah blah. Now you got to make the sex cry.
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You got to make the sex cry. I don't even know what that
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cookdfw dot com. Trey, what was the U? What was the R
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and B lyric that you were throwing at us as we went into the break
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there? Uh my coochies, pink, my booty holes brown, give me
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a favor? Can you say that one more time? See, you can
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get a clean copy. It's just a lot of easier without the music.
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Bad my coochie, pink, my booty whole brown. M It's a song
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called Poundtown by Sexy Red. If you haven't heard it, you should take
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a listen to it. It's a it's a gym I have I have not.
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I have not heard this gym. Oh, come on, it's yeah,
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it's it's not good like. And the amazing thing is this girl like
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she's sold out bomb Factory and I'm like, you listen to this one song
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and it's awful. There are many examples in our lives of people with next
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to no talent having wild success. At a certain point, you just have
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to throw your hands up and go not much I can do about that,
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because once again, comparison is the thief of joy. So the one thing
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you can do is recognize the fact that you're better than they are. Still
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just never hear it from the stage. Also, that's a really bad day
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to mix up sexy read and simply read. Yeah, I imagine there was
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like two or three really confused concert goers. Did they change lead singers?
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Check the stub, the right am I the right venue? I was gonna
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ask her to marry me here. That is actually one of those shows I
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would be curious to go to just to see, just to witness type of
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thing. No, I have not heard that song. I have not,
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but I wasn't in my uber. I had to pull out that right.
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There was the reason why I downloaded Shazam because I needed to know what this
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song was. That's amazing that you had at the time to actually take the
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phone out and go who's doing this? Who's responsible for this? Well,
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I mean we weren't having any sort of a conversation because of the because of
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the sex music that was being played, so I had time to you know,
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scroll on my thumbs. Yeah that's uh, yeah, I just in
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my head, I just don't know what you talk about. You just like
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to just let the song play, uh, and let her do what she's
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gonna do. She was getting was getting ready. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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Right after she dropped me off, she was going for a noon quikie.
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Yeah, she was getting some afternoon delight. You didn't give her one
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of your only dance cards. Hang on, I haven't used this in a
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while. I'm not sure where I put it. I mean just a moment
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here. No, No, that's not it either. You there we go.
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That's what I'm looking for. You Trey, your pink coochy, and
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you and your brown booty hole and you some more. I don't have paper
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cards. I just do the phone bump thing. Speaking of something else that
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will that will make you guys laugh. I saw the headline over the weekend
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that is one of those things that, again is based in reality so much
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that it makes me laugh, but mainly because it's so uncomfortable, because it
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brings up feelings of pain and such from the past. And the headline that
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I saw over the weekend was kat and the Public Utility Mission of Texas say
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they're ready for winter. Oh good, okay. So I immediately started compiling
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a list of things that I trust more than Erkott and the Public Utility Commission
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of the State of Texas, and it's pretty much everything, including the Texas
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Rangers, bullpen and and also on the list of things that I trust more
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than Erkott and the Public Utility Commission of Texas is a teenager playing just the
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tip well above, well above Urkott and and the PUC of Texas. What
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about the what about the Cowboys offense in the red zone? Ooh, that
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might be close because similarly to Urkott, Mike McCarthy's like, oh, look,
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where to get this fixed? We're ready for next week, and then
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the next week one, one for three and then in the red zones.
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Come on, man, Yeah, you know it's uh, it's bad when
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you have to release a statement telling people that you're ready to do your job.
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It's the utility that keeps crying wolf. We don't believe it. Yeah,
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they say this going they said this going into the summer months. And
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then what happened. We were telling them to eat bags of dicks because they
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kept turning people's stuff off, or they kept saying, you know, we
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really need you to conserve, but we're ready. No, no, no,
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no no no. If you're asking us as the public to conserve,
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then you're not ready. Yeah, you should be so ready that all of
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us in the entire State of Texas can run our ac at fifty seven if
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we want. Wow, and you handle it that that is, when you
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say you're ready, until then you're not ready. Does a thermostead go to
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fifty seven? Let's find out advice blew up Texas. I'm pretty sure I
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could. I'm pretty sure I could become the next governor of Texas on that
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one singular issue. Yes, yes, and and and the fact that God
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didn't proetreat you so well, look that that didn't deter Greg Abbott. That's
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what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean if you just came Yeah, if
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you came in with like, hey, listen, everybody right now, whatever
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temperature you want, I got this. You win hands down. And then
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hey man, I'm all about freedoms your thermostat. Let's make h V a
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of the Capitol. The mayor's only dan as governor, I'll be very open
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about my uh uh my other activities. You would be the best mayor governor
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ever. Uh. That'd be fantastic. Was like, he's doing so much
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for the economy and his nudes are fantastic. What do you think is spurring
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on the economy. Holy GDP, his acting is so good. I really
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ad Free uh RAJ. What was it you were saying that when you saw
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the RKAT headline saying that they're ready for winter? Yeah? I thought was
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That's why I brought it up? Was that's so ballsy to come up with
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a statement that says, Hey, everybody, listen up. What's that?
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I'm ready to do my job? What's that? Yeah, I'm the thing
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that I was supposed to do. I'm ready to do it now, you're
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you're right? It is it. It's one of those Hey, you have
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one job, and then and then the person doesn't do the job, and
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then they release a statements saying, Okay, now I'm ready to do my
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job. It's just such a ballsy thing to do. Hey, let me
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take up space, let me take up ad space, let me take up
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copy space on this on the newspaper, on your headlines, on your computer.
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I'm ready to do what you know that thing I was supposed to do
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the whole time? Yeah, well I'm ready to doing that. Oh now
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now now, no, no, no yet, now, not then when
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you were supposed to but now, but correct now now today. So basically
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we've reduced the whole Texas power grid to Texas is Charlie Brown is the football
31:30
cod is Lucy, and we know how it ends. That may be the
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greatest analogy ever inside the treehouse. Is it so accurate that I can actually
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feel my bruised tailbone from hitting the ground. Yeah, I just that's my
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That was my breakaway statement, was like, wow, this is what we're
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doing. Now we're ready. I'm ready to do my job. You know
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what's interesting, though, is there is one other entity that that does something
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like this Every year at the beginning of training camp. The Dallas Cowboys hold
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the press conference, say we're ready for this season, and just like we
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just don't quite buy it. We're hopeful, but we just don't expect it
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to deliver. Yeah, they keep missing the football too. So the NFL
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is that I think. I think what I'm thinking when I'm taking away out
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of all of this, is that someone really needs to have a long,
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serious discussion with Lucy. I mean, like, who hurt her? I
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just wanted to have one adult moment in that that cartoon. It's like,
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well, just when she just does it again, it takes the ball away.
33:08
I just wanted Charlie brun to get up and go bitch, and just
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once he kicks her and Snipopy just starts dancing in the corner. Lina starts
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hanging out notes on the piano, then jumps in out of nowhere. He
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gets them too. They just start beating the ship out of loose. Wait
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till Pepper Daddy shows up. It's gonna warm. As with the Birkenstocks.
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Speaking of Birkenstocks, this is gonna be the segue. Nobody said that since
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ninety eight. Speaking of Birkenstocks, there was a somewhat of a celebrity mega
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celebrity sighting in the Islands recently. Okay, so apparently Taylor Swift does not
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spend all of her free time with Travis Kelcey or at his football games.
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She posted a handful of days ago something about her Era's tour and maybe the
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movie and maybe some other Albamy type announcement, but she posted it on Instagram,
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and it's a photo of her on the island of Saint John, which
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is right next to us on Saint Thomas, and people that live here very
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good at figuring out where you are based on the terrain in your photos,
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right. Oh. Interesting, So it was it was deduced very quickly that
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she was at a specific villa on Saint John. Okay, I'm not going
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to say it here just because I don't know if she's still there or not.
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I just thought that was interesting. It's like, look, Taylor Swift
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is the you know, taking some me time, because I'm pretty sure Travis
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Kelsey was not with her, you know, because he's got a you know,
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I don't think it's a bye week for the for the chief, so
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I think he's getting ready for you know, or he was getting ready for
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the next game. But he did. But he did by her, by
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them a new mansion too, like be together at so that they can avoid
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the paparazzi. So he, Travis Kelsey did do that. So yes,
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you might it might have been winning in Saint John for that house. Maybe
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that's interesting. So so according to this, according to what you saw or
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heard or read, he bought a house for the two of them, Yes,
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just to hang out in so they could have some privacy. Correct together,
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correct, go ahead, Trey around Kansas City. I believe. I
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can look it up, but I believe. So what what was wrong with
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his house? I think he still has that one? He just bought another
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one. So basically he went and bought a really nice house so he and
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Taylor Swift can have sex in private. That's what my guess is. Does
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he live with his mom or something? What's wrong with his current house?
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I don't understand. Yeah, but he's got his own entrance. You can
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see it as late as he wants. So does Taylor. Travis Kelcey newe.
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Travis Kelcey new Mansion. That's the thing that pops up. Seventeen thousand
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square foot mansion in Leewood, Kansas. That's where he bought his seventeen thousand
36:44
square foot home in Leewood for him and his swift. Are people just assuming
36:54
that it's for her. She doesn't need him to buy her If he just
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wanted to buy a house, He's buy a house. I think that's kind
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of his like, hey, look I can contribute to like I think that
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it's like, see, I can do stuff in this relationship as well.
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Meanwhile, Taylor's looking at him like a like an SPCA puppy with Sarah mccoffin
37:14
scene in the next room, going, I just bought Saint John. It's
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very important as uh as as as a man. Sometimes you just have to
37:28
recognize that she's she's the alpha, like she's going to be the breadwinner.
37:32
You cannot compete with that. There's no sense in trying. I think I
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think that may actually be why Tom Brady was so successful in his football career,
37:43
was because Giselle made so much more money than him. Yes, maybe
37:49
that was what drove him. Maybe it was just this horrific jealousy on his
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smart that he wanted to He wanted to feel like he was contributing equally to
37:59
the to the Maryora in order to do that he had to win six Super
38:04
Bowls and just ill still like, oh yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna date
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the crav Magon trainer. You I just feel like Travis Kelsey. You know,
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he bought this seventeen thousand square foot house and in the beginning like image
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of him like Tom Cruise in Risky Business, you know, sliding on the
38:23
floors, party, every sunglasses on, and then you know, fast forward
38:29
a year and you're unshaven. You know, just it is everwhere thirty pounds
38:32
overweight with a bottle of jack because she dumped his ass and playing the album
38:37
she released about him bouncing off every wall of that seventeen thousand square foot mansion.
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Yeah, the album Kelsey about that, This is my new Travis.
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It's actually in the in the album art is going to be Taylor dressed as
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a football player. That's already gone platinum. It hasn't even come out yet.
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She'll get the credit, She'll, she'll she'll get the credits as basically
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being the Yoko Ono of the Chiefs. Yeah, single handedly dismantled an entire
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NFL franchise, all because Kelsey, All because Kelsey just wanted to wanted to
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reach for the mountains. Yeah, you know, you got to give him
39:29
credit. You gotta give him credit credits due, Like he did hand her
39:31
a friendship bracelet, because that's her thing, she sells. She got the
39:36
French she does a friendship racelet, and he did. He gave her one
39:38
with his number on it. Yep, that's pretty good. Like and and
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then you go, seventeen thousand square foot mansion. That's not that's not a
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bad. That's a quick leap. Yeah, that's a very quick leap.
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But you know, or maybe you know, who knows, Maybe he's just
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into real estate. But I do see the same thing. As an active
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real estate agent, I would I would like to invit mister Kelsey that now
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is not the time to be buying a seventeen thousand square foot house in Kansas.
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Trey, you're also an active real estate agent. Would would you?
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Would you agree with that assessment? I would wholeheartedly agree with that. However,
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go ahead, Trey, especially if you're dating someone like Taylor Swift and
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for all you know, she might be in a competition with the Kardashians to
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see who can destroy a bigger empire. Yeah, well played, really really
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well played. Wow, Okay, you know what she You know, she
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really does she really, she really does want revenge it and I think I
40:45
think maybe Trey, you just nailed it. It's like she's just been just
40:49
been plotting for years since she was wronged by Kanye and Kim. And this
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is this is this is just part of that dismantling process. M hmm,
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yeah, this is this is her revenge. I see it now. I
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like it very see now. This is how we start conspiracy theories. So
41:08
doesn't it feel good? It is fun? I get it now, it
41:15
makes sense. Next thing, you know, we're on eight chan and we're
41:16
sharing really disgusting memes about it. You never know, she might have been
41:21
the one. And you know, Kanye's are going say whatever is on your
41:24
mind. The world needs to know what you really think you are, Like
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Jesus, Kim's holding you back. It may go down as Taylor Swift,
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may go down as the most diabolical villain this planet has ever seen. In
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his name, your kid North, oh Man, See, isn't your Monday
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