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CROWD WORK PACK_ Chicago Improv · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be here with y'all. How come
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody in the front front? What's that about, people scared? Okay,
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: well let's start off with a couple. Let's talk to
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: the nice sleep apnea white man. How you doing, sir?
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: What's your name, Cody, Chad, Matt? Mike, ooh, boy, I
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: was that goddamn close. I be getting them too. So
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: it's Mike, and this your girl right here with you
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: with the little cane. What the cane for? You a capper?
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: You a pimp?
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: Why you got a little cane, man? Hold the cane
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: up so everybody know I'm not crazy. I want them
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: to see that goddamn cane. Why you got that cane?
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: You pimping? You got what? Multiple sclerosis? How you get
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: more than one? You're supposed to just get one sclerosis.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: You greedy.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: You be like, give me multiple of them. What that mean?
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Your back hurt? Your head? Your head? Outstanding.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Do you use it sometimes to keep him off of you?
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: You be like, it's acting up. You can't handle pussy.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, I'll be feeling fine. I'll be
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: having a good day. I'll be like, my back, no.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: My sclerosis, get away from me. You got to still fuck, man.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: That's what you got to do. You got to get it.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. I hear one more sclerosis. One more sclerosis.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: So what do you do for a living, Mike? You
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: look like you drive buses for the city or something.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: You got big, broad shoulders and shit.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: Construction.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you work with your hands. Residential or commercial?
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: What kind of money you got? Commercial, yeah, yeah.
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. In the city, out the city? In the city.
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: Commercial in the city. High rises. Ooh, you're going to
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: have to give me about... My heart is telling me
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: about $ 600.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: And that you would be okay. Like, you could give
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: me $ 600, and he'd be like, man, I can't believe
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: I did that shit. What you reaching for? Give me
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: everything right there.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: What's that, $ 211? I was gonna ask for 100, but
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I decided I want multiple 100s. I want multiple Skrilla. Oh,
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: that's nice, I like how that worked out. Look at that, wow. Okay,
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: well let's look at the black girl behind him, hey. Yeah,
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: let's talk to you. Thank you, Mike, appreciate it. Mike
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, get that bitch.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Let me get out of the way. Cook this bitch.
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: Are you finding a motherfucker at all?
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Hey, you need to let, I'm going to move out
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: the way so everybody can see that little jail cell
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: you got your titties in. God damn, speaking of shoelaces. Yeah,
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: them titty berlins. You got all your little teeth lined.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Up, nice.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: You got the little custom earrings and shit. Got the twisties,
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: fresh twisties. Those are recent twisties too. Look at how
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: you can see the part on that motherfucker. I don't
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: know if you got a man, but I would like to, oh,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: your scalp is so pretty.
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: What's your name? Where's she at in real life? Oh,
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: you by yourself. Ain't no man right there. Who was
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: that with you that just was like, get this bitch?
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: Who was that? That's your auntie? Who was that? Coworker?
• 3:44
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: Y'all the same? Y'all not the same age, though, are you?
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: That's your auntie.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: Cannon, is there a way where you can get her
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: and her on the screen at the same time? They
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: look like every character Queen Latifah ever played. That set
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: it off on the left and on the one on
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: the right where she was riding the bikes and everybody,
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: the taxi, she was in the taxi.
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: It's the evolution of Latifah. What's your name, auntie? Tanya?
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: Why you answer to it then? She like, you're goofy ass.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: You work for the city? The hospital. What do you do?
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: You're a nurse board assistant? What that mean, you got? Oh,
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: you the big nurse, you the goddamn nurse.
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, why don't you help somebody? This motherfucker's in
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: here with multiple sclerosis. Goddamn, help her with one of
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: the sclerosis. She has multiple. Can you take one sclerosis
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: off her hand? Next time I come back, you better
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: have a couple sclerosis. This multiple sclerosis is too much.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you. We're going to be all right. I want
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: to come on this side of something, too. Y'all good?
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: Ma'am, I see you looking away. I've already registered it. Goddamn.
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: That white lady was like, I'm here for the shenanigans,
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: but not to be them. Thank you. Registered. Got it.
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to look away all night.
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: People be like, she ain't going to catch me sleeping.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, girl? If I see it, you got it.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: I registered. So are you with them, though?
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: Yes. Okay. Well, they both been looking hard. Neither one
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: of them blinking no more. All right. Now, put them
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: on the screen right there, the software developers.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Ken. Stay right just like that. I want
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: to go right there. That's what I want. No, I'm
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: trying to get her off the screen. She don't want
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: no smoke. I want both of the Simpsons. Let's get
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: them in focus, please.
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Ken, I'm about to throw up. Thank you.
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: Are you guys related? Y'all a couple? That's gross.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: You're literally fucking yourself. You look like each other, just
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: a little more hair, you know what I'm saying? A
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: little more titties, or same size titties, really, if you
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: look close. That's crazy. Y'all got the same eyebrows, same glasses,
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: same nose, same top lip.
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: Have y'all done a 23andMe? Y'all got kids? Don't.
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: Don't.
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: Your baby going to have hella sclerosis.
• 7:07
  Speaker 5: They're going to have hella sclerosis. You can't do that.
• 7:15
  Speaker 5: Are you crying? Is that a gangsta tear? He was like, oh,
• 7:19
  Speaker 5: come on. I'm just trying to get my shoes together.
• 7:22
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: And so what's your name, ma'am?
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: Aruchi? Aruchi? Like the shoes? The singer. Like Karuchi, but
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: without the K? Okay, what's your name, Ikey? Purnell? Where
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: you get a black ass name like Purnell? You Punjabi?
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: What are you? Okay, but you're very Indian. Name Purnell. Oh, Colonel?
• 7:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Like the correction made it all. I was like, yeah,
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: that's right. But I was like, Purnell sound like an
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: old pimp. Like, you know, you Purnell, you owe me
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: some money, bitch. Purnell the P, run my motherfucking chance.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: You go get your lookalike bitch out there.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: Tell her to bring me some motherfucking money.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: Don't spend no money on them. Keep them wild like
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: they are right now. So what's the name of the
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: app that you're developing?
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: You're an engineer? What kind of engineer? Shut the fuck up.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: Aerospace engineering?
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: People don't know this about me, but my original major
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: in college was aeronautical engineering, so I would've been doing
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: the same shit you're doing. That's crazy, but I wouldn't
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: have had my eyebrows done, I wouldn't have been fucking,
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been fucking my twin though, that's crazy.
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: So where you work, like Boeing? Shut up.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: You don't even got to, you just go in everywhere
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: you want and just help them.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: So you're a genius. Not really.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: Your twin is like, yeah, he got, I'm smart, so
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: he's smart. We have the same brain. We're Siamese lovers.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: Have you invented anything or something that we would be
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: proud of you for? Nothing you could talk about? Turn
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: the camera off. Yeah, do that, okay.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: What did you make? It's classified?
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: Most of it, tell me about the parts that aren't.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: I'll see if I can deduce the rest of it,
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: the redacted portion.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Let's all use big words,
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? A plethora. You know what
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? So when... do you got? Tell me what
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: you can. The part that's not blacked out in the document. Yeah.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: Seat back entertainment. That's your stuff. And that's the stuff
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: you can tell me about. Got it. So just tell
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: me this.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Is there something that commercial airlines can do that we
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: will be like, this shit can do that shit? If
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: an airplane were to crash, I would not survive, but
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: the plane would? They're okay with that?
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: What?
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: How is that not in the blacked out park? The
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: point he just told me is fucked up. He's like,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: we need that asset back. All them people in that motherfucker,
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: fuck them. I wanted you to say something like it
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: can eject everybody for survival at the same time.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: He was like, nope, nope, the plane flies again.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: It just go through and unclick all the seatbelts, clear
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: What are you saying?
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that out loud. The whole crowd's going
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: to be like, ooh, what the fuck? Anyway, let's move on.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: What? Say it?
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: You guys, it was dark. He said, okay, at that point,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: you just need a water hose. Can I pick and choose, please?
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: This is for your comedy enjoyment. Now you got to
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: think about corpses being washed out of a fucking airplane
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: hole that is back in the sky. Used to be Delta,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: now it's Spirit. I'm just trying to tell you Let
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: me pick and choose. She mad as a motherfucker. Spirit
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: Airlines is not that bad.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Bullshit.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Spirit Airlines, wow, that's a motherfucker. I'm on a plane,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: a dog just walked down the aisle. I said, who
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: goddamn dog is loose on the plane? The pilot talking about,
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: my bad.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: I said, what? Spirit be bullshit. They be like, it's
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: $ 10 to go from Washington, D.C. to Seattle.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: By the time you land, $ 3, 000. They get all the money.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: I'm enjoying this right now.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: Let's go back over here and get some more shit.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: We got sclerosacide, scleroside. Why is it still sclerothith? If
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: there's more than one, they should go up and just
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: call it scleroside in plural form.
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: All right, well, we got sclerothide, quinlatifide, All right.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Third eye. This nigga showed me his crutches. What about me?
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: I'm handicapped.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: You want me to see the crutches and make jokes
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: about you? Whose crutches are they?
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Okay, Cannon. I wasn't going to
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: do this, but the nigga said he fell in a hole.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: And now.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: If anybody has crutches ever at any point in your life,
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: make up a story. Be a hero. I rescued a
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: family from a dragon. Hey, where the fuck are you going?
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Where the fuck you going? You got to pee? Okay.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Does it look like you about to go shoot a
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: music video with your little glasses on? Got up looking
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: like Ray. I got a woman. We over time.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Hurry up, I'm timing you. I'm on the eight minutes,
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: he pooping for real, that's a poop, that's poop time.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: That's doo doo time.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: How you fall in a hole? How big was the
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: hole you fell in? How long were you in the hole?
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: How deep was it?
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Could people see your head from inside the hole? What
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: is happening? Trying to turn me into a personal announcement engine.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: My baby pregnant, we got married in Jamaica.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I fell in a hole, but now that I
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: have your attention, ain't you proud of me and my girl?
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: No, both y'all can fall in a hole. I got
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: a show to do. Congratulations, though. Goddamn.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Shit, I came to fuck with some people now. Since
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I see you with your head perfectly sideways, you're good.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: She locked in. And let's talk to this couple right here.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Y'all look good for each other right there. What's your
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: shirt say? Squirt? Squirt on juicy wieners? Show that. Hold
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I want everybody to see I'm not tripping. That says
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: squirt on juicy wieners. She cheating on you, bro. You
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: don't look like your wiener is juicy. You need a
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: brown wiener for that. So what's your name, Travis?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Cody? Just Joe?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: All right, nice to meet you, Joe. Hold on, that's
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: your third time yelling out. Each time, miss, now.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Joe. Nice to meet you. Y'all a little
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: swagger to you, man.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I like how you're doing with the shoes and the
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: chain and shit, you know what I'm saying? Got the
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: beautiful lady on your arm and shit. I'm proud of you. Yeah,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: which y'all read the hat. Y'all got excited.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's from Louisiana, he bought that hat at a
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: gas station.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: He's like, nah, I'm from out here, fuck all that. Okay,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: what do you do for a living, Joe? You a
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: police officer? Oh, the airport.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I heard police officer. Where you
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: work at at the airport? United. Now, you ever been
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: there when they deliver a new plane?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Do we be new for real? You at O'Hare or
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: you at the other one? Sir, go back and wash
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: your hands. You brought the paper for proof. You didn't
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: wash your hands. You just pulled that paper and ran back.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: You ain't slick.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Sit your Dikembe Mutombo face looking ass down.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: But I washed my hands. No, no, no. You did not.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: That is hepatitis B. Go back.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: You believe he washed his hands and peed that fat?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: You know he did? Okay, grab her face. Oh, y'all
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: nasty as a motherfucker. They start, he grabbed her face,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: they start licking each other's tongues. That's how COVID started,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: right there. That bullshit you just did. You just ate
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: doodle mist off that mouth. Shit mist. So Joe, how
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: long you been with the third grade teacher you got here?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: She drives a magic school bus.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Mrs.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Frizzle in this month. I don't know if that was
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: sexy or awkward. What the fuck just happened? I think
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: it just reached out. She was like, what the fuck, Joe?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I just fucking love you. How long y'all been together?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: A year and some change. Ma'am, do you care to
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: make that a little more specific? Year and a half.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: All right, so y'all don't really give a fuck, just
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: you know you're staying together. How'd you meet? At a bar.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Were you both drunk or both sober or one was
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: drunk and one was sober? Both sober. Okay, was it
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: the bar exam? So you were in a bar sober
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: and met the love of your life? What activity was
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: going on where.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: You saw her?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Like, what did she interrupt for you, sir? You was
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: talking to your guys and they was out doing whatever
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: they was doing. Because nobody can hear you. You in
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: the front whispering. Yeah, why are you repeating me?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: The fuck? It's a show. It's people way back there.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: It's a girl with a bun on her hand so
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: tight she ready to punch both of us. I turn
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: the lights on and still can't see this bitch. That's
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: how bad her tickets are. So you was at the
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: bar with your homeboys, chilling out there with them. They
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: came in and they were standing next to you, and
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: then you offered her your seat. You offered her sister
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: half of your seat. He was like, I ain't giving
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: my whole seat up, fuck that. And so she was
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: still standing, like damn, thank you for being a gentleman
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: halfway to my sister. Because she was like, why the
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: fuck you going to offer it to me now? Well,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: what was it? You didn't want to sit down with him?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: How did all this sit down shit turn into fucking
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: for a year and a half? You was wearing a
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: cup hat? She's like, your hat. So she's like, take
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: it off and let me sit on your face. Like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: how do we get to, you know what I'm saying? Like,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: you gotta fast forward. When did, when did come out?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I still, I'm a man. When was that part?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: The next day. Ma'am, okay.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: She said, how the fuck you gonna change? Like, I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: got that, but whatever. And that's real love. Don't be
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: ashamed that you told that story. It's fact, man. You
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: liked him. You put that on him. You got a
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: year and a half under your belt. This woman in
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: here been with two months. He don't want to see
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: her no more. She still ain't fucking.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: That's terrible. Isn't anybody in here in the friend zone?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: You just friends.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Let's just go out and see Nate. Let's just be friends. Yeah,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: that's right. Ain't no more of that goofy shit.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: What?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Who you a friend with? No, I'm talking about a
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: man and a woman. Or lesbians, y'all lesbians, but you're
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: making her be your friend? Do y'all fuck around? You
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: want to fuck around with her? Huh. Maybe if you
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: show her your left titty, She'll be convinced that you
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: guys should be together. Cannon, don't show the, if the
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: titty come out, don't show the titty. That black girl
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: is over this shit. Look at her.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: God damn, sis.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: She was like, I don't want to see none of
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: this nasty ass bullshit over here by me. Bitch done
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: dyed her motherfucking braids red. I didn't come down here
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to see this shit. White women kissing on each other.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: What the fuck, man? This shit bogus, bro.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, I love y'all, man.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I'm out. Peace.