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Lunch with the Clydesdale - Cheaters, Cheaters Everywhere! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Another week,
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another stage of the CrossFit Games.
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Quarterfinals, workouts today.
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Let's go.
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I love the chase and the hunt,
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and I set the pace when I'm running.
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I always take what I want,
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and I always give it one hundred.
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Don't need a bank, no I'm funded.
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Play the game like it's nothing.
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I'm always thankful for something.
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Don't take for granted, stay humble.
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Now wake up!
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It's time to look at the enemy.
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Look in the mirror if he is no
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friend to me.
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It's not working out,
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maybe it's the chemistry.
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It's time to break up so I can
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make a better me.
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Eeeeee, abadabadoo!
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It's lunch time.
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What is going on, everybody?
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Welcome to Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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We are back for another week of action
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and good talk.
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I got two things I need to tell
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you.
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One is kind of serious.
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One is kind of funny.
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Let's go serious first.
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Okay, serious first is...
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You know,
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we're kind of in this like brief little
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law heading into quarterfinals,
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hard to find content on YouTube of the,
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the media stuff kind of going on.
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Right.
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So I listened to Lucy McGonigal this
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morning.
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I watched a little bit of Hiller talking
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about ab workouts.
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Uh, saw the thing that,
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that he Ilsa could, uh,
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send him five hundred bucks an hour and
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a plane ticket.
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And he'd come watch her workout in London.
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then i was like i i need to
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find something just to kind of like clear
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the clear the membrane right so one of
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my favorite groups in the world one a
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or one b is van halen and i
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started watching some wolfgang van halen
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interviews
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That dude is amazing by the way.
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Yes.
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And he,
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he was talking about how he doesn't really
2:05
play Van Halen music anymore.
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And his first big gig was playing bass
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for Van Halen substituting for Mike
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Anthony.
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late in their career but he said once
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his dad passed away and he doesn't get
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to play it with him anymore he just
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doesn't feel like it's the same so he
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doesn't he doesn't really play it anymore
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and i was sitting there thinking like you
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know my dad passed in twenty twenty twenty
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twenty i think twenty twenty it was during
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covid
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And and I thought, you know,
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I used to watch every Pittsburgh sporting
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event because I knew that was my
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connection with my dad.
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Like when we talked,
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the conversation always started with the
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Pirates, the Penguins, the Steelers.
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And then and then it morphed into maybe
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some more serious talk or some other
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things in life.
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Right.
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But since he's passed,
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I don't really watch that closely those
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sporting teams.
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I'll put a Penguins game on every once
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in a while,
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but I don't watch every game like I
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used to.
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I watch the Steelers,
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but I don't watch them as intently as
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I used to because I don't have that
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connection anymore to share it,
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sharing that experience with him.
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And so I was like, man,
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I totally get that.
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So that was my serious thing.
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Yeah.
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A hundred percent.
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It's a shared experience that you probably
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were not necessarily watching because you
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gave a shit about the teams because you
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were hanging out with your dad.
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and I like sports,
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but now like my connections with my wife,
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right?
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So now it's watching stuff that her and
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I can talk about her and I can,
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right.
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Or even my mom, like I even,
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I watch a couple of shows that I
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would not watch if my mom didn't watch
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them.
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But, uh, but it's funny,
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like he said that and it just kind
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of clicked in like, dang, that,
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When you don't have that shared
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experience.
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Because my dad and I used to go
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to pirate games.
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We used to go do stuff together like
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that.
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But it is what it is.
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I still miss him every day.
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It's been five years, six years,
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whatever it is.
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And I still miss him every day.
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Understandable.
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So then my funny thing for you is,
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and this is where I caught myself thinking
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like Corey.
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I was thinking in movie quotes.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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So I'm leaving my cardiologist and they
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say, hey,
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go to the window with the yellow sign
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and the lady will schedule you your
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follow-up for six months so we can get
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you on the books now so it doesn't
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get delayed.
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So I go up and I go to
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the window and the lady's like,
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what can I help you with?
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And I said, well,
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I need a six-month follow-up, blah, blah,
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blah.
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She goes, are you on the radio?
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Do you do voiceover work?
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She goes, your voice, it's so smooth.
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And I was like,
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and when she said your voice is so
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smooth,
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all I could think of is Marissa Torme
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going, oh, you smooth talker.
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Yes.
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Oh, that is fantastic.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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And I was like...
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And then it was trying to get reset
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to get out of like movie quote mode.
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Right.
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Because now you're laughing to yourself
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and she has absolutely laughing about me.
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Just like,
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yeah yeah thanks lady i need i need
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to move on i was quickly like oh
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yeah i do a podcast and she goes
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oh i can tell and then they kept
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like that whole thing just kept coming
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back to me and i didn't want to
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talk in that in that accent trying not
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to talk like this
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That's outstanding.
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It keeps coming up in conversation with my
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family.
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Like, oh, you smooth talker.
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Smooth talker.
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Holy smokes.
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That is fantastic.
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I'm Marissa Tomei in The Wrestler.
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That was not from The Wrestler.
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Wrestler's a great movie.
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It is definitely a one-time watch.
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Cannot go back and watch the deli scene
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again, ever.
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But that was from My Cousin Vinny,
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which I watch at least once every six
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months.
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How can you not?
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I don't remember how old I was when
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I learned that the judge was...
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Herman Munster.
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Herman Munster.
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Thank you.
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But like once,
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once somebody put that together for me,
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I was like, Oh my God.
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Like you can't unsee it at that point.
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Right.
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And like he,
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that's all I ever knew him as.
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And then all of a sudden, okay,
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he's Herman Munster.
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And now when I go back and watch
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my cousin Vinnie again,
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like I just see him as Herman Munster.
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I can't see him as anything else,
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even though he's supposed to be playing
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the judge.
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Holy smokes.
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And he is so integral to keeping that
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movie on the right track the whole time.
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Probably the best way to put it, yeah.
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It could have easily gone off the rails.
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It's funny because his character is doing
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that in the courtroom,
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trying to keep the case on track.
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I think he really kept the movie in
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that vein too.
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The two Utes?
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Did you say Utes?
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What's a ute?
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What's a ute?
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David, how can you send tips on content?
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You can just DM me on Instagram.
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And Vicky wants to say that you look
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so formal today.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's not often I actually wear a shirt
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with a collar on it,
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but here we are.
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That woman does not age.
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Grew up on her and my cousin Vinny.
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And then seeing her as Aunt May looks
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like two weeks between the two.
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She's incredible.
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She's great in Wild Hogs, too.
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She's incredible.
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And she doesn't age at all.
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It's insane.
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I remember seeing something about that
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actually probably six months ago and was
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reading about it.
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And like, she takes care of herself.
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That's really what it boils down to.
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She works out, she walks, she runs,
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she eats right.
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She takes care of herself.
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She doesn't drink.
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Like that's why you've never heard
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anything about her.
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Like, oh,
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and she's back in rehab or whatever.
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Like she takes care of herself.
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It's insane.
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Yeah.
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I saw a thing where people said she
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shouldn't have won the Academy Award.
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If you've seen My Cousin Vinny, like,
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she is the star of that movie.
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She one hundred percent pulls the rug out
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from everybody in there for the entirety
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of the movie.
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Every scene she's in, she's in.
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And like,
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you don't give a shit about what else
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is going on.
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No.
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She one hundred percent deserves it.
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Uh, John George, uh,
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Crushing your serial killer.
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We got a twelve pack right there.
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Yeah, I John, I get what you're saying.
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It's weird.
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It is.
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It's weird.
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I do like it,
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but it's not my go-to choice.
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Yeah.
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Corey is in love with it.
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I just I literally got a new twelve
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pack the other day.
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I'm willing to maybe do a one night
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stand with the serial killer,
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but no long-term commitment on my part.
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forgive me y'all my wife is uh driving
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off her car at the shop after the
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wreck she got in a couple weeks ago
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and they told her with a rental oh
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that they were going to be getting a
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premium luxury rental for her she drives a
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tesla model three like it's not a you
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know what i mean like she's like we
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don't roll she's not in a ferrari or
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bmw or like none of that and they
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said
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So they told her they had to go
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pick it up from the airport close to
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the place.
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I'm sorry.
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She's in, you know, texting me and, uh,
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premium luxury, whatever.
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And they, she just asked me to say,
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we're going to get you in this large
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SUV out front,
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which is the Chevy Traverse.
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And I don't know if you guys know
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this.
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Yeah, not luxury, not premium,
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not even large.
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A Chevy Traverse is not a big car.
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It's just not.
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Holy smokes.
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This happens every time we get a rental
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that we don't pay for ourselves from the
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insurance company.
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This is hilarious.
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Anyway, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to disrespect you.
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just hey that's what that show's about
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usually like whoever says love you guys go
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off crossfit and on to something so
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different yet so watchable love you too uh
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kenneth actually called kia telluride uh
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and then he said dang it was so
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close
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I tell you, Rob,
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would be bigger than the Traverse.
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We've had a Traverse before.
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That was the second to last one that
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we had.
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And it's there's like three hamsters and a
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gerbil underneath the hood.
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And they are fighting for their lives to
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try to keep that thing at seventy miles
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an hour in the interstate.
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It's it's not premium, nor is it luxury,
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nor is it large.
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It's an SUV.
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So like one out of five at that
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point,
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I guess we got that going for us.
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Jay Birch wants to know,
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aren't you the insurance man?
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Didn't you set that up?
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I did not set that up.
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That is somebody else's insurance,
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and we don't do that here anyway because
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we're not claims.
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That is actually USAA that's paying for
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that if you really want to know the
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truth about it.
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What are you saying about USAA?
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The commercials say it's awesome.
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Yeah,
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so do the commercials on all the other
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ones.
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You know what my favorite one is?
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What is it?
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Everything you need, nothing you don't.
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That literally describes every bit of
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insurance that anybody's ever sold in
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their entire life.
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You get what you want.
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You get what you pay for and not
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any extra stuff because extra stuff costs
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extra.
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It's actually a really slick marketing
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technique.
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You know what else is awesome?
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I don't know.
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Third Z. Yeah.
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It helps you sleep.
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I was looking,
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cause I went back to my,
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my old watch cause it tracks my heart
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rate much better than I got like a
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cheap knockoff I thought would work and it
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didn't work well.
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Yeah.
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So this,
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so this one actually tracks my heart rate
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much better,
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but it all last week I had over
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eight hours sleep every six of the seven
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nights.
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And you know what I can attribute that
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to?
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Third Z. That'd be third Z.
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And so you can get that for fifteen
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percent off by going to thirdsy.com
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backslash Jazzy and or use Jazzy at
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checkout.
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Use that promo code.
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Get your fifteen percent off and then you
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can sleep great every single night like I
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did last week.
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I got nine hours Saturday night and that
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hasn't happened in I don't even know how
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long.
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And nine continuous hours.
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I didn't wake up in the middle of
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the night to go pee.
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None of that.
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Woke up.
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I had a ridiculous hour in the morning.
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It was amazing.
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Thank you, Thursday.
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Trent Olive says,
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strawberry lemonade has grown on me and
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I'm still sleeping great.
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There you go.
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And Vicky said, oh my God,
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I was just typing.
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Scott stole it back.
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I still take the help, Vicky.
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Anytime you want to throw a good segue
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in, I'm here for it.
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hundred percent i was gonna try to mix
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it in with smooth taka but we got
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like we got a little derailed on top
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of the stuff so sorry it happens oh
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i guess uh well that was definitely the
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final chapter oh i saw hillary went live
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so i'm assuming you went over and checked
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that out thanks mark thanks for cheating
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on me no i'm just appreciate it i
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mean he's here that's
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I'll have to go watch that later.
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It's going to be fine.
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Hexy Lover.
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She's newer to the show,
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so she doesn't know.
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Yeah.
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We know it's Trained to Live,
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but affectionately,
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Corey long ago read it wrong as Trained
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Olive, and now that has stuck.
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And so we affectionately,
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because she's our friend and a longtime
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contributor, we call her Trained Olive.
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If you really want to know the truth
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about her name, it's Winter.
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Right.
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Which is neither one of those things.
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Trained for short.
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Trained for short.
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Absolutely.
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Speaking of Winter,
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we got a hailstorm last night.
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Right after the show,
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it was beating on my window so hard.
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So hard.
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And it covered my front yard in ice
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chunks.
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meanwhile on my personal instagram i'm
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gonna see if i can pull it up
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real quick just to show you it is
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wild uh i was uploading the show to
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audio right and that is that is my
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front yard full of ice dude that looks
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like one of dave's clues yeah or looks
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like you just opened a box from amazon
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and the peanuts flew everywhere
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Doggone it.
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Dude, that's a lot.
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Yeah, it was.
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Like,
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my computer sits right in front of a
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window, and the ice was just, like,
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banging on the window.
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Oh, man.
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Yeah.
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So we went from ninety-one yesterday
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afternoon,
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hailstorm and thunderstorms last night,
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into waking up at thirty-two degrees.
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Yeah.
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That's a clue for the first quarterfinal
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workout.
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It's going to beat you down and pelt
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you like a hailstorm.
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Meanwhile,
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it's seventy five and portly sunny here.
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In Oregon,
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it's either sunny or rainy kind of miss
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weather.
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When I lived in Florida, I did, too,
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like I missed.
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I realize now it was stupid.
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I missed the winter weather.
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I realize now,
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probably not the greatest idea.
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I'm probably okay with actually not having
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weather.
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It's fine.
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Yeah, because now it's low today.
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We're going to be up into almost AD
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by midweek,
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and then it's going to dip again into
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snow on Friday.
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Right.
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Yeah, it's a whole thing.
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Do we know when quarterfinal invite email
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is going out?
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Have you got one yet, Corey?
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It's supposed to be – the workouts are
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out today?
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The workouts are coming out two central.
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Yeah, three Eastern, noon Pacific.
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Noon Pacific.
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Did you get an invite email that said
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you qualified?
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Not yet.
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Not yet.
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And there's also nothing – like I'm
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looking at my app right now as well,
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and it just says – it still says
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the same thing.
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So that's just my open placement up.
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And thank you for the donation, Daniel.
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We appreciate that so much.
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Last night,
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the comments were coming in so fast.
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I bet you I only could read forty
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percent of them.
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Got to love that.
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Yeah, it was crazy.
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I had to get as far as a
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quarter final.
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I would say maybe in half an hour,
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like noon here, ten o'clock,
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because that's normally when stuff
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happens.
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Or maybe when the show starts at two.
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Well, let's be realistic.
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They really shouldn't release them until
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Thursday when you're allowed to do the
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workouts.
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Stop.
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It would prevent people from doing them
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until they're supposed to do them.
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Stop making sense, Scott.
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You can't do that and expect people to
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just make sense right there with you.
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That's not going to work that way.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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I didn't even think about it until Lucy
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McGonigal said today,
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you don't even have to do the workout.
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You can just post a score.
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There's no video requirement does say that
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they can ask for them at any time
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for any workout throughout the season,
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but crazy, crazy.
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You don't have to, I mean,
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she's not wrong.
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And like David said,
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it's frustrating for people like David.
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who is a legit games athlete in my
19:38
division, like,
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because there are people who are out there
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who are unscrupulous enough to KO Lehman
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the shit out of this, right?
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Put up ridiculous times,
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ridiculous scores, get on there,
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get invited to an in-person, show up at,
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you know,
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and I'm strictly talking Masters events
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here,
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but show up at the one-on-one
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in Del Mar or the one in Alabama
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and have the floor wiped with them.
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But, oh, I went to,
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I was at a semi,
20:13
I competed at a semifinal.
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I mean,
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I came in last on every single thing,
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but I came in,
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I went and competed at a semifinal.
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It's insane.
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So I'm hoping to God that something
20:24
happens today when they announce these
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things to, if not completely prevent that,
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cut down on it.
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greatly like whatever that whatever that
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ends up being whether it's submission
20:36
windows with passwords whether like you
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just said earlier where we can't even sign
20:41
up until thursday whenever they're
20:43
actually released so that people aren't
20:45
doing them all week long and just turn
20:47
them in whenever like there needs to be
20:50
some sort of something in place to knock
20:53
that kind of stuff out because there's
20:55
already obviously rampant cheating let's
20:57
be honest
20:58
I mean that one girl Hiller has been
21:00
dealing with for the past four or five
21:01
days, whatever it is,
21:03
she went to great lengths,
21:06
great lengths to edit, cut,
21:10
try to make it look good.
21:11
And it still looked terrible.
21:13
It would have took less effort to just
21:15
do the workout and just have your score
21:18
be what it,
21:19
what it was then to all the cutting
21:21
and pasting and editing and whatnot as you
21:22
did.
21:25
So, um,
21:27
I'm going to go through a couple of
21:27
these comments and I have something to
21:28
show you.
21:30
Amanda fillers.
21:31
Yeah.
21:32
Carolyn is so sweet and innocent.
21:33
Her faith in people last night.
21:35
She didn't believe people would cheat.
21:37
And then Hexie lover says,
21:40
I could see Scott's eyes rolling without
21:42
actually rolling last night.
21:43
Standard discussion.
21:47
I don't get why you even show up
21:49
knowing you lied and made yourself look
21:51
like a fool.
21:54
So with that,
21:56
we have all this cheating going on.
21:58
And I actually had this written down as
22:00
something to talk about.
22:02
I actually have exclusive footage of a
22:04
conversation between Elsa and her coach.
22:09
And I'm going to pull that up now.
22:13
Why don't you tell me the truth?
22:15
What are you putting me through, Adrian?
22:16
You want to know the truth?
22:18
The truth is I don't want to lose
22:19
what I got.
22:20
In the beginning,
22:21
I didn't care about what happened to me.
22:22
I'd go on a ring.
22:23
I'd get bust up.
22:24
I didn't care.
22:25
But now there's you.
22:26
There's the kid.
22:27
I don't want to lose what I got.
22:28
Why do we have that can't be replaced?
22:30
What?
22:31
A house.
22:31
We got cars.
22:32
We got money.
22:34
We got everything but the truth.
22:36
What's that truth, damn it?
22:37
I'm afraid.
22:44
So she's afraid she's gone down this road
22:49
and now she's afraid.
22:52
The whole thing is insane.
22:58
It is.
22:58
It's absolutely bananas.
23:02
Crazy.
23:02
Like they say on someone,
23:05
you say crazy town, banana pants.
23:07
Like,
23:09
And it just keeps getting like adding on
23:11
to it.
23:12
And then like her coach demanding that
23:15
they come to London and redo the thing
23:17
or they're going to do it Tuesday at
23:19
this certain time.
23:20
And then Hill should post a full
23:27
retraction.
23:28
Right.
23:28
I'm like,
23:30
if you think he's going to do that,
23:32
bro.
23:33
You done lost your mind completely.
23:36
And if you keep poking him,
23:39
it's not going to end well for you
23:42
with the information that we already have.
23:47
Jody says,
23:47
I always have the best insight info.
23:49
I do all the crack research just for
23:51
you, Jody.
23:55
Scott really gets off into the weeds.
23:56
He puts on his detective hat and we
23:59
just go to town, honestly.
24:00
Yeah.
24:01
Yeah.
24:04
so everybody's saying this and i and i
24:06
want to address if she was legit she'd
24:07
live stream it and tag the world but
24:11
you can fake a live stream sure at
24:15
the length she's already gone to to edit
24:17
video what is to stop her there's nothing
24:20
believable than going and seeing it with
24:22
your own eyes at this point right and
24:25
the fact is there's
24:29
she took second in the world and that's
24:32
like when I cheated in high school,
24:36
like you never went for the perfect score.
24:39
Cause that would just point out to the
24:42
teacher that knew you're not a perfect
24:44
score kind of guy that you've blown it.
24:47
You hit that like C plus B minus
24:49
range.
24:50
you're inviting the crowd in at that point
24:55
you're inviting speculation you're
24:57
inviting people to come and look by saying
24:59
oh look yeah i took second in the
25:01
world and then i mean hillary records
25:03
everything so he talks to her and he's
25:05
like i mean it's a pretty good score
25:07
she's like it wasn't good enough like you
25:09
are now doubling down at that point
25:14
what what and like birch said it doesn't
25:21
even matter what she does now no doesn't
25:24
matter she could do it live in front
25:28
of me and i wouldn't believe it so
25:32
my big question the big question here's a
25:36
girl who doctored video
25:39
got busted,
25:41
but like went to the lengths of like
25:43
trying to match the seam of the wall
25:46
from one video to another,
25:51
brought in a clock, sped up her video.
25:54
You could tell the minute I've watched so
25:56
many people do burpees.
25:58
Nobody does them like that.
26:00
Nobody.
26:01
The minute I saw it,
26:02
I knew it was sped up.
26:03
I have a video on my Instagram.
26:04
I'm going to find,
26:05
I'm going to send you later of me
26:06
doing max burpee line,
26:08
line facing burpees.
26:09
So like as close to the ground as
26:10
you can possibly get as part of a
26:12
workout where Brandon was like,
26:13
if you're going to do this one today,
26:15
you've got a full sin and I'm going
26:16
as fast as I humanly can.
26:18
And it doesn't look like that.
26:21
And so if she'd go to those lengths,
26:24
we now have quarterfinal starting this
26:26
week where there's no police.
26:31
No police.
26:33
And I know that there are people with
26:35
integrity.
26:36
I know there are people that will refuse
26:39
to cheat.
26:41
And I love that Seth page said on
26:43
Friday night,
26:44
if you do those workouts before Thursday,
26:47
you are cheating.
26:48
A hundred percent flat out to the,
26:51
to the camera, but there are,
26:53
there are going to be a good chunk
26:56
of people that are willing to take that
26:58
risk.
26:59
Yeah.
27:04
Her score has been removed, Jay Burch.
27:06
Yeah, that's the other thing.
27:09
CrossFit looked at it.
27:11
Never mind Andrew Hiller,
27:12
who has no real power.
27:14
Let's be honest here.
27:16
He has influence,
27:17
but it's not like he can just say,
27:19
oh, no,
27:19
that girl's not in the games or that
27:21
girl's not doing this or whatever.
27:22
CrossFit pulled it down because they were
27:24
like, no, this is obviously fake.
27:28
So remove everything else from there,
27:31
pull that out and throw it away because
27:33
CrossFit even pulled it down.
27:35
It was like, nope, not happening.
27:39
Not a thing.
27:41
Train all of it.
27:42
I almost feel like it's worse that our
27:43
coach is doubling down as well.
27:46
I would say that.
27:47
Yeah.
27:47
And we talked about it last night.
27:49
I believe that.
27:51
Not only should the athlete be banned for
27:54
cheating, cheating is cheating,
27:56
PED or doctoring videos or whatever.
28:01
She should be banned.
28:04
The coach should be banned as well.
28:05
Yeah.
28:08
And if an affiliate signed off on it,
28:10
the affiliate should be banned.
28:16
I'll say this because I understand where
28:20
Carolyn's coming from because in Carolyn's
28:22
head, she can't fathom cheating.
28:26
Like in her mind, she is going, well,
28:30
I would never do that.
28:32
And I like to think of myself as
28:33
a pretty standup person and the people
28:35
that she hangs out with and Carolyn
28:37
associates with Jamie,
28:41
the other athletes that she knows would
28:43
never dream,
28:44
like couldn't fathom doing it and whatnot.
28:46
So in her head, she's like, no, no,
28:48
no, no, no.
28:49
We're fine.
28:50
Like nobody's ever going to do that.
28:52
There's no possible way, but.
28:54
but it's because you are who you hang
28:56
out with.
28:57
If you knew people like that,
29:00
then you would probably have a different
29:02
view of it, a less,
29:05
and I don't want to call her naive,
29:06
but a less shiny worldview on it because
29:10
you would know to look and go, okay,
29:12
well,
29:13
yeah there's crappy people out in the
29:14
world and they're going to do whatever
29:16
they can do whether it's to gain influence
29:19
whether it's to get to the next stage
29:21
to be able to mark themselves as being
29:23
important some sort of way because that's
29:25
what everybody wants to do on the internet
29:26
here uh in the times that we're in
29:30
And it's just people will do what they're
29:33
going to do.
29:34
They're going to cheat.
29:35
They're going to find ways around it.
29:36
They're going to find ways to make a
29:38
name for themselves.
29:39
And it doesn't matter to most of them
29:41
whether that's a good or a bad thing.
29:45
I think the other part that Carolyn
29:48
doesn't see as much because where she is
29:51
on the leaderboard,
29:53
if your name isn't typically there,
29:56
people are now looking to see how you,
30:00
right.
30:02
More prevalent and no disrespect to my
30:05
friend,
30:06
but if you're part of the leaderboard,
30:08
more people are doing these types of
30:10
things.
30:11
absolutely it is right absolutely is if
30:14
you're in the open division and all of
30:16
a sudden you're you finish second on an
30:19
open workout not second in your age group
30:22
because i finished thirty-fourth in my age
30:24
group and i thought that was pretty damn
30:26
good but i'm also in forty-five forty-nine
30:28
you know which is nobody gives a shit
30:29
about right if you second in the open
30:33
division on the workout people are gonna
30:35
look at that
30:36
People are going to want to know who
30:38
you are.
30:38
How did you do this?
30:40
Who trained you?
30:41
Who's your coach?
30:42
Like all of the questions, dude.
30:45
Jay Burch, I hate when people say that.
30:47
And I know the minute it came out
30:48
of my mouth, I was like,
30:50
but I wanted to like, to be honest,
30:53
Carolyn finished eighth in the open.
30:56
If someone is up in that avenue or
30:59
in that place and we see a name
31:02
we haven't seen before,
31:04
there are people in this space out looking
31:06
to find out,
31:07
is this person really that fit?
31:09
Scott, if I would have finished,
31:13
if I got a top ten score in
31:15
the open part of the open,
31:16
in just the open division,
31:18
not in my age group,
31:19
everybody would be on my ass sideways
31:21
because I wouldn't have a video.
31:23
That video is bullshit.
31:25
This dude's almost fifty years old, blah,
31:26
blah, whatever.
31:27
And rightfully so.
31:29
They should be,
31:29
because the only people I got on my
31:31
side are people at my gym that saw
31:33
me do it.
31:34
That's it.
31:36
Hundred percent.
31:37
But I'm in my age group doing my
31:39
own thing.
31:40
I'm twelve thousandth in the world.
31:44
Not twelve.
31:46
That's a whole different animal.
31:47
Right.
31:49
Uh,
31:49
I'm someone I'm somewhat shocked using BPC
31:51
one five seven before the season is four
31:54
years,
31:55
but actively cheating is just a score and
31:56
validation.
31:58
Yeah, I would agree.
32:00
I do get like the PED thing.
32:03
I don't know enough about peptides to know
32:06
what that ban should be.
32:09
But with a PED,
32:10
the four years is to get that as
32:12
much out of a person's system as possible
32:15
before they're allowed to return.
32:18
I think a two-year ban for cheating is
32:20
appropriate.
32:23
Much more so than just having your score
32:25
invalidated.
32:26
Right.
32:28
But I do agree,
32:29
just scoring validation is not enough.
32:31
If you are caught cheating,
32:34
you should be banned for two years
32:36
minimum.
32:36
And I would say not just from the
32:39
Open, right,
32:41
but all these partner events that
32:44
CrossFit's partnering with,
32:45
like this is an official CrossFit
32:49
partnered event.
32:50
You can't compete there either.
32:52
Right.
32:53
Because that's the only way if there's no
32:56
penalty other than, well, I can't do it.
32:58
I guess I'm out the open this year.
33:00
But I can still go to all these
33:01
other comps and do the online qualifier
33:06
for XYZ and then go over there and
33:08
compete.
33:09
And you shouldn't be able to do any
33:11
of it.
33:14
That's the only way that it's the only
33:15
way there's no consequences other than
33:17
that.
33:17
And then people are just going to continue
33:18
to do it and continue to run, uh,
33:20
you know,
33:20
work their way around it and whatnot.
33:22
And maybe next time it doesn't get caught
33:23
because they get their video editing
33:25
skills up higher than what it was before.
33:27
And it looks seamless.
33:29
Daniel Arnson says the five week open will
33:31
help with this.
33:32
It's, it's not going to help.
33:34
We were having cheaters back then during
33:37
the five week open.
33:38
That's when the guy looped round one,
33:40
ten times, uh,
33:42
and submitted a score.
33:44
That's when the guy did a jump rope
33:45
without a rope.
33:47
He just had two handles and inputted sound
33:51
behind it.
33:52
There have been cheaters for as long as
33:54
this thing has been around.
33:58
But the fact that quarterfinals does not
34:00
require you to have a video, ridiculous.
34:07
And my true belief is that the reason
34:10
they're not requiring videos is they want
34:12
as much participation as they can possibly
34:15
get to get as much fifty dollar fees
34:19
as they can possibly get.
34:24
You are not wrong.
34:27
You're one hundred percent not wrong.
34:30
So.
34:34
No, no, no.
34:35
I didn't say it would fix it.
34:36
I said it would give less opportunity for
34:37
it to happen.
34:38
Quarterfinals offers cheaters five more
34:40
opportunities to cheat.
34:42
But doing four workouts in a weekend is
34:47
no different than weeks four and five of
34:49
the Open.
34:49
Right.
34:52
Here's the thing, too.
34:53
If you want to cut it out,
34:55
require video.
35:00
They can keep the current format that they
35:01
have.
35:03
Require video.
35:04
If you want to move on to the
35:05
next stage, require video, period.
35:07
If you are trying to make it to
35:09
semifinals, you have to submit a video.
35:13
You can't just put a score in.
35:14
If you want to just do quarterfinals
35:16
knowing you're not going to make
35:17
semifinals and just have your score
35:19
validated by your affiliate and go, hey,
35:22
man, I finished here after quarterfinal.
35:25
This is my place in the world.
35:26
Be able to look at that and be
35:27
proud of that.
35:28
Cool.
35:29
But if you want to make it to
35:30
semifinals, you have to submit a video.
35:37
Corey,
35:37
are the top two buttons on your shirt
35:39
closer together than normal?
35:40
It is a little weird, Jake.
35:42
They're kind of tight.
35:43
I like this shirt,
35:46
but if I undo this one,
35:47
I feel like I'm in the early eighties.
35:50
I should have a gold chain up underneath
35:51
there because it opens up this wide.
35:54
The real answer is he's so jacked right
35:56
now, getting ready for the game season,
36:00
that his pecs are pulling the buttons
36:02
apart.
36:04
um as we speak it's basically like we
36:07
don't know if he'll make it through the
36:08
show without going full antonio banderas
36:11
on us it's it's entirely possible it's
36:14
entirely possible just because just
36:17
because jake's asking i won't do the
36:19
button have you no no no too sexy
36:31
I'm hanging out with you too much now
36:33
everything it happens dude I think in
36:36
movie quotes and song lyrics that's how
36:38
that's my entire day it's my entire day
36:41
movie quotes and song lyrics all day long
36:46
has anyone told Corey he's like a short
36:49
Jack Nate Nate Borgazzi I love Nate that
36:53
dude is one of my favorite comedians I'll
36:55
take it I'll take it what I'll take
36:57
out what I would take out of that
36:58
is jacked
37:00
Yeah.
37:00
Dress fat said I was jacked.
37:02
A hundred percent.
37:02
A hundred percent.
37:04
I love Nate Borg.
37:05
It's one of my favorite comedians.
37:07
We just found out that Ty Jenkins is
37:08
unfollowed due to this content.
37:14
That's fantastic.
37:19
That's good stuff right there.
37:23
Oh, all we're saying is it's,
37:28
it's an easy fix.
37:31
It's an easy fix to have videos into,
37:34
or if you are, thank you.
37:36
Or,
37:36
or you are trying to move on to
37:37
the semifinals,
37:39
especially for the age group divisions.
37:40
Cause that's what me and David Johnson
37:41
give a shit about require video period.
37:48
Honestly,
37:48
I think that they should force everyone to
37:52
post videos for the open and quarterfinals
37:56
and online semifinals.
37:59
It should just be a requirement on the
38:00
leaderboard.
38:01
But I know they're afraid that people just
38:03
won't sign up and then they'll lose money.
38:06
For the open, for sure.
38:08
I think it will one hundred percent affect
38:09
open registrations if everybody's got a
38:11
video, because for affiliates,
38:16
it's a nightmare.
38:18
It's an absolute nightmare.
38:23
Jake, with the important question,
38:24
I can't seem to get the beard lines
38:26
done very well.
38:27
How do you decide where to draw the
38:28
jawline?
38:29
Is it along the actual jawline or just
38:32
below it?
38:33
So what happens to me, Jake,
38:34
is in the morning,
38:35
it depends on how much sleep I got
38:37
the night before.
38:39
Because usually the two sides don't match.
38:42
And then it's just keep chipping away
38:45
until it looks like one straight line.
38:48
And wherever that ends up, it ends up.
38:51
My intention is on the jawline.
38:54
My barber does mine.
38:55
So this is what happens.
38:59
Jonathan goes,
39:00
put your head back and go like this.
39:02
All right, hold that for a minute.
39:05
And then he looks at it and it
39:06
does it again and he looks at it
39:08
and does it again and he looks at
39:09
it.
39:11
Any guesses on skill movements we'll see
39:13
in quarterfinal workouts?
39:17
So we haven't had rope climbs in a
39:18
while.
39:20
So I'm kind of looking at that.
39:21
We are definitely going to get upside
39:23
down, whether that's handstand pushups,
39:25
whether that's handstand walking,
39:27
something along those lines.
39:28
We haven't done that in quite some time.
39:35
I don't know,
39:36
but this isn't necessarily skill,
39:37
but I do think something's going to be
39:39
heavy, if not two things that are heavy,
39:42
as far as that's concerned.
39:45
And then, honestly, I really feel like
39:49
They're just going to add on, you know,
39:52
those extra kind of skills stuff,
39:54
but I don't see them not doing like
39:56
when we're going to get on a rig,
39:58
whether that's bar muscle ups,
40:01
more chest to bars, whatever.
40:03
Like, I think,
40:03
I feel like everything's back on the
40:05
table.
40:05
Plus the stuff that we haven't done and
40:07
especially stuff we haven't done in a
40:09
while.
40:12
Uh,
40:12
they'll say it's not affiliate friendly.
40:15
Yeah.
40:15
It's to require videos.
40:16
What are you sorry?
40:17
That's from that.
40:18
Yeah.
40:23
So Jake,
40:24
there's two inches of neck on Corey's
40:26
beard.
40:27
Here's what it is.
40:28
Corey is five foot one.
40:30
I'm five foot eleven.
40:33
That makes him look taller.
40:35
See, I'm going for, I'm already tall,
40:37
and so I go right to the jawline.
40:43
Okay, maybe Corey's five six.
40:44
Whatever, same thing.
40:47
Five, one, five, six.
40:48
Either way, nobody's ever done that.
40:50
Five, eleven, it all looks the same.
40:52
Hundred percent.
40:52
Nobody's ever done this.
40:53
Hey, man, can you grab that up there?
40:55
Like nobody's ever asked me that before at
40:57
all.
40:58
Matter of fact, last night for dinner,
41:01
I had to get my son,
41:02
who is six feet tall,
41:04
to grab the plates.
41:06
up out of the top shelf.
41:07
Cause we,
41:08
we made steaks last night and Jennifer
41:10
wanted to eat on real plates.
41:11
So I was like,
41:11
I was trying to reach up and like
41:13
get it to kind of slide out.
41:14
And I just hollered for Brody.
41:15
He came in the kitchen.
41:17
He was like, what?
41:17
I was like, get us some plates.
41:21
Um, Corey's that guy.
41:23
If you need someone to get that roasting
41:25
pan that you only use at Thanksgiving out
41:27
of the bottom covered,
41:28
like he's great at digging through there.
41:31
I am your dude.
41:34
I am your dude.
41:36
Jake says he'd ask you to grab something.
41:39
Yeah, I bet he would.
41:41
Probably in that tent he's been talking
41:42
about for Rogue over there on that side
41:44
of the pond forever.
41:47
Anyone get the number of that bus that
41:48
Corey just got thrown under?
41:50
CrossFit,
41:50
I stay with tire tracks on my back.
41:53
It's absolutely fine.
41:54
It's absolutely fine.
41:55
I want to know why David Johnson is
41:57
talking about the athlete council meeting.
42:00
What did...
42:03
Slightly heavier, slightly more scale,
42:05
not like previous quarters.
42:07
So we're just going to do the open
42:08
again, but just do it in the weekend.
42:13
I don't know who his connection is on
42:14
the athlete council, but I tell you what,
42:16
I'm about to message him as soon as
42:17
we get off this show.
42:20
I want to find out where you got
42:21
that information at for sure.
42:24
If you listen to the last night show,
42:25
if they come out with zigzag runs and
42:27
long jumps, Carolyn knows more than we do.
42:31
I didn't get a chance to do it.
42:32
I want to,
42:34
especially now knowing that she was like,
42:36
I don't think anybody's going to cheat.
42:39
Oh, sweet baby.
42:39
Carolyn.
42:40
Yes, they will.
42:41
They already are.
42:43
Yeah.
42:45
Uh, probably grub.
42:46
We'll find out soon.
42:50
Jason is a great guy, but man,
42:52
that guy, he knows a lot.
42:57
if you catch them on the right day
42:58
at the right time and the sun is
43:01
in the right place you can get them
43:03
to tell you that stuff too mercury is
43:05
aligned with the moon that kind of stuff
43:09
yeah got it daniel i would love to
43:14
see squad snatches love it uh who's grub
43:23
yeah uh david's not a he's not a
43:26
boulder athlete
43:29
yeah and boulder's taking over the age
43:31
group athlete divisions they can have it
43:35
they are the mayhem of masters the
43:40
mercury's in gatorade yes yes oh yeah i
43:54
forgot bench press bench presses on the
43:57
was on the
43:58
judges course on the judges course uh jake
44:02
a grub is a guy that can't get
44:03
no love from me hanging out the passenger
44:06
side of his best friend's ride rest in
44:13
peace left eye um all right
44:22
I had some other stuff,
44:23
but I think that's good for a Monday
44:26
where we don't know much yet.
44:30
Two hours.
44:32
We'll know a lot more tomorrow.
44:34
Probably ten percent of the quarter
44:36
finalists will have done at least two of
44:39
the workouts by tomorrow when we have this
44:40
show.
44:42
And probably posted videos.
44:45
Let's be honest.
44:46
Yeah.
44:48
Those quarter finalists that don't have a
44:50
high IQ will do the workouts and post
44:52
videos on their socials.
44:53
I'm going to put this on my Instagram.
44:56
Yeah, that's probably a terrible idea,
44:57
but you go ahead and do that there,
44:58
Hoss.
45:08
Now go watch the final chapter and see
45:10
the confession.
45:11
Oh, yeah, I need to go do that.
45:14
Really?
45:18
CJ is going to be doing a live
45:20
watch party with his WOD prep podcast at
45:22
two p.m.
45:23
Central time.
45:24
That is three Eastern time in the real
45:26
time zone and noon Pacific.
45:31
There's only one real time zone and it's
45:32
the middle of the country.
45:33
Just telling you that right now.
45:35
Jody said,
45:36
did we already discuss March madness?
45:38
Jody,
45:38
my bracket is in shambles on the floor,
45:42
ripped up,
45:43
stomped and never to rise again.
45:46
We want to talk about a hundred and
45:48
fifteen to forty one or whatever it was
45:51
that women's score.
45:54
Did you see that?
45:55
I didn't.
45:56
I don't remember what team,
45:59
but they played Southern,
46:00
the Southern women's women's team,
46:02
and they the Southern women's team scored
46:04
like thirty four or forty four points.
46:07
And whoever they played had like one
46:09
hundred and ten,
46:09
one hundred and fifteen or something
46:13
absolutely insane.
46:15
Yeah,
46:16
Jay Burch is one of the few people
46:17
actually up towards the top of the thing.
46:24
I heard Lane Kiffin is taking the UNC
46:25
basketball job.
46:27
He is.
46:27
It's about time for a change.
46:29
He is.
46:30
He is.
46:31
Spring practice hasn't started yet,
46:33
but it's fine.
46:33
He'll be out there.
46:35
He's a man of many talents.
46:39
All right.
46:39
With that, we'll let you guys go.
46:42
Make sure you tune in to the CrossFit.
46:46
What is it?
46:47
Sportive Fitness Podcast.
46:48
Yep.
46:49
At two p.m.
46:51
Central, three p.m.
46:52
Eastern.
46:55
um to check out the quarterfinals
46:57
announcements today on the sport of
47:00
fitness podcast with that hope you guys
47:03
have a great rest of your day don't
47:04
forget to order your thirdsy jazzy is the
47:07
word we all know that right and with
47:10
that we'll see everybody next time on
47:12
lunch with the clydesdale bye guys