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S1 Ep 13: A Little Romance · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Hey, are you cool?
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  Speaker 2: Cats and kitten.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say we got to hurry up and record because
• 0:03
  Speaker 3: bedtime is coming.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome back to another amazing episode of an
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  Speaker 2: the LAUNI. Oh, that's what I was saying. Carol, my
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  Speaker 2: my inner Carols and Kittensow. Yeah, I only want to
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  Speaker 2: like Carole Baskin when she's played by Kate McKinnon. I
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  Speaker 2: don't much care for her when it's real Carol Baskin.
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  Speaker 2: Same with Joe Exotic.
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  Speaker 1: Because he was played by uh, I agree.
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  Speaker 2: John Cameron or oh god, what's his name? It was
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  Speaker 2: the guy that originated the role of Hedwig and Hedwig
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  Speaker 2: and the Angry Inch.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't John Cameron.
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  Speaker 2: John Cameron Mitchell? Yeah? Again, I only care about Joe
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  Speaker 2: Exotic when it's John Cameron Mitchell.
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  Speaker 1: And I was going to say, speaking of Carole Baskin,
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  Speaker 1: and you brought up Joe's who I was actually going
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: to bring up No, no, no, the actual Exotic. Right
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  Speaker 1: before Trump left office the last time he was supposed
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: to or I'm sorry that's opposed to he was really
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  Speaker 1: hoping that he would have been that Joe Exotic would
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: have been pardoned by Donald Trump. Yeah, do you think
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  Speaker 1: and I know that that's just it's been on the
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  Speaker 1: forefront of everybody's mind the last four years, is like,
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  Speaker 1: what is happening to Joe exotic?
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  Speaker 4: But as soon as he got elected, I went, maybe,
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  Speaker 4: I think Joe's gonna see his day so like, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of days, I.
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  Speaker 1: Doubt that he would even accept that. So I anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that's just what's been on my mind lately. How are
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  Speaker 1: you guys?
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  Speaker 2: One of the four of us, I won't say who,
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  Speaker 2: but one of the four of us definitely owned a
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  Speaker 2: shirt that said free Martha, no Justice, no keish. I
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  Speaker 2: won't say who had that.
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  Speaker 1: It's me. I don't get it. It's me.
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  Speaker 2: It's me no because okay, so normally like the saying
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  Speaker 2: is no justice, no peace, and so her said no justice,
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  Speaker 2: no keish like the delicious food made with egg like
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  Speaker 2: cam and what was it reference to Martha Stewart?
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  Speaker 3: She was sorry Martha Stewart when she went to prison.
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  Speaker 1: No sorry.
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  Speaker 3: As this is a night owl episode of online, this
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  Speaker 3: is like.
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  Speaker 2: Match game, Yeah, match game PM porchline. I am wearing
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  Speaker 2: my Charles Nelson Riley glasses.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see in r oh nice somewhere somewhere else for
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  Speaker 1: Ian it is almost three am.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well we should we should just get
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  Speaker 2: into it. Maybe you guys, are you ready? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go? I mean yeah, I mean I haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: you guys in god a really long time. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know, like you know, if anything crazy?
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, something you got engaged?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: She's got new?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Were you going to talk about your sock today?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about the sock at that moment.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
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  Speaker 1: Well, how it happened to you? It didn't happen to me.
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  Speaker 1: I just watched it on the interwebs.
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  Speaker 3: We have the OH.
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  Speaker 1: Cast of season two released. Yes, I know I had
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: already messaged Aaron and Kristen. But the one guy that
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: we were like because he had hair fiber like powder.
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  Speaker 3: Like the hair do you remember that?
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  Speaker 1: Because we kept on going like what's wrong with like
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  Speaker 1: why is his hair so different? Texture right there? And
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  Speaker 1: it was weirding us all out, like we were all
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  Speaker 1: fixating on it like.
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  Speaker 2: A fucking It turns out Christmas tree the front of
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  Speaker 2: his hair a brown flock because it's sinning.
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  Speaker 1: And he had said in his Uh, yes, and that's
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  Speaker 1: that's Robbie. Robbie Ronnie Ronnie Ronnie ron ron said they
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  Speaker 1: were asking him like, hey, why, like you know, like
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  Speaker 1: the whole interview process for the returning Like no, they
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  Speaker 1: said why do you think that? They asked you back,
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  Speaker 1: like what's your best feature? And he goes, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: probably my hair, And.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not he's not trying.
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  Speaker 2: Or not. He might he's not smart. He might think
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  Speaker 2: smarter than us. Yeah, honestly, I would rather have had
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Harriet Gene. I apologize for a minute, this is very
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  Speaker 2: important housekeeping based on the last season, but I would
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  Speaker 2: rather have had Harriet Jack than And I hated I
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  Speaker 2: pretty famous famously like talk on Hart the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: She always just looked like smelled of fart. She just
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  Speaker 2: made really unattractive face. She had national television. That was
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  Speaker 2: my problem.
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  Speaker 1: And the false face or so.
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  Speaker 3: Much like even her eyebrows. Sometimes it's like is.
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  Speaker 1: That a is that a look? Did somebody like smack
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  Speaker 1: you on the back while you were making a face
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  Speaker 1: and your face off frozen like.
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  Speaker 2: It was. Plus, she was one of those girls that
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  Speaker 2: just so desperately needs love that like that once spoiler
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  Speaker 2: Ronnie was shitty to her full.
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  Speaker 1: Time and she just took it.
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  Speaker 2: Can't but three times, three times she was runner up
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  Speaker 2: in the beauty and didn't work and she still was like.
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  Speaker 3: Out of here, help you spray his head?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, Yeah, let's.
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  Speaker 3: Spray your head down till death do us part.
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  Speaker 2: Anyone that will look at that hair up close and
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  Speaker 2: still want to fuck you, you should hang on to
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  Speaker 2: that woman, Ronnie.
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  Speaker 1: A little advice from us to you.
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  Speaker 3: Was there like acute and recognized at the audience of
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  Speaker 3: him doing his hair.
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  Speaker 1: It's a secret. Oh yeah, I think Jody had to
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  Speaker 1: research it. I was watching it in various were watching
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  Speaker 1: it on my computer, and then one day like I
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  Speaker 1: watched it in the living room and watched it on
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  Speaker 1: the big TV, and I was like, hang on, what
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  Speaker 1: is that? No? No, what is that? Yeah, I'm like
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  Speaker 1: I'm about this.
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  Speaker 3: It's you walked up to the TV with your marker
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  Speaker 3: is like John mad And it was really bothering me.
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  Speaker 1: And when I had to google it and like it's
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  Speaker 1: a hair biber.
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  Speaker 5: It was one of the things once you noticed it,
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  Speaker 5: you couldn't not notice it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like every time somebody's lace front wig starts to
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  Speaker 1: lift like it's either Aaron or I are like, girl,
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  Speaker 1: you need more glue. So yeah, anyways, get ready, get
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  Speaker 1: ready for love Island.
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  Speaker 2: Talk Together or or or fun idea and and oh
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  Speaker 2: and I'll trim the lace back because it's never the
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  Speaker 2: same color as you're fucking.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Stop using such orange tones when that's not your own
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: her tone, right, they look.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: Like everyone's like yellow or orange in that show always.
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  Speaker 2: It is so upsetting, and it's got it. It's got
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: to be the TV crews and the lighting not telling
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  Speaker 2: them because I used to watch Florabama Sure and on
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  Speaker 2: Flora Obama Sure.
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  Speaker 3: Girls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, girls were like fucking golden Rod in color all
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  Speaker 2: the time, and no one said ship to them. And
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: they had the you know Trump's under eyes or like
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  Speaker 2: banana yellows the rest of his orange. These girls were
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: like golden Rod with like weird white under eye. I
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: think it was so bad and no one tells us.
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  Speaker 1: And I just feel like if like I honestly that
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to make up, there are no rules.
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  Speaker 1: If you feel you look smoking hot, yes, but if
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  Speaker 1: you feel smoking hot with I want to get that
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  Speaker 1: is nineteen times too dark for you. But you feel
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  Speaker 1: you can rocket and get it. Who am I to say?
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  Speaker 3: Now you own it?
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  Speaker 2: Well, since we're talking about makeup and I just happen
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  Speaker 2: to have an embarrassing amount of photos right here on
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  Speaker 2: my desk.
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  Speaker 5: Oh great, another visual medium for an audio podcasts.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I will scan them and you can add them to
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  Speaker 2: a post.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch face.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, you own a photo.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't send my face, oh you said?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't because I didn't go to my
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  Speaker 2: parents' house. It was a whole thing anyway. Look, so
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  Speaker 2: I just want to say, first of all, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: responsible for these pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm getting nervous. Was I nineteen?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get a hold of the pictures that my
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  Speaker 1: mother was trying to I'm excited?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's like I don't know. I know
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  Speaker 2: who took them, but like, none of them look great
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: because this was before we had digital cameras. These are
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  Speaker 2: all that old. So here's here's a couple of scary
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  Speaker 2: makeup shots for you. This was me when I was
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  Speaker 2: the Five of Hearts and Alice in Wonderland.
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  Speaker 1: Are you wearing glasses?
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  Speaker 2: M yep? What is that around her eyes? Those are
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  Speaker 2: my bushy eyebrows because I was a child, or eyeliner.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe it could be eyeliner, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: The two has a bunch of makeup around their mouths.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be a be.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome. Well, now we definitely have to show this picture.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who this person is anymore, but this
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: girl was playing one of the pirates or one of
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: the not pirates. Sorry, not pirate, No, no, no, it
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: was Alice. I'm trying to.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Think about the first guy, the first guy who ate
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: all the child, the little boy, not Hans, not Gustaf.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening? Look, I don't know, but it's a If
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  Speaker 2: you look at it really closely, it shows she is
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  Speaker 2: sticking her tongue out. She is sticking her tongue out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize that one was going to be such
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  Speaker 2: a winner. I used to do birthday parties for kids
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  Speaker 2: as a clown when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you're all going.
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  Speaker 3: Stop enjoying yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another I took a makeup class.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, there's me as a Carol Madskin.
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  Speaker 2: Ready. But the reason, no, the reason these pictures is
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: out was that I was talking about this teacher, so
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: in sixth grade, we got a teacher fired, and then
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: we got this cool hippie dude that just like brought
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  Speaker 2: in coloring stuff. And I remembered that he came as
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: a hippie when he always dressed like a hippie, and
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was so weird. And then I
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: found this picture and I was like, look at my face.
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  Speaker 2: Someone must have been disrespecting him, because I've loved this
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  Speaker 2: teacher from the second he shut up to replace the
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  Speaker 2: guy who got fired for drinking vodka during the school day.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: I need clarification on what's happening in the child's Hairdo
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  Speaker 3: that some kind of mohawk?
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you alive?
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: What's happening your mouth?
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Are you okay? I don't know that. It's a math math.
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  Speaker 3: It's as Oh, it's just it's madding his hair down. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, that was scary. I was like, what is
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: wrong with his hair? It's a mask anyway.
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  Speaker 3: And again Aaron has a pissed off look how old
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  Speaker 3: are you there?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because I was in love with his teacher. He
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  Speaker 2: brought all these really advanced coloring books and he was the.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron, come over there, no see.
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  Speaker 2: This little fuck. No, look this little fuck in the
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  Speaker 2: yellow there was looking up at him and talking, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, don't you see I'm standing next to
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  Speaker 2: my boyfriend Jerry.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: My man, you got out back by the water, and.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: The suns in her eyes that kind of looks.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I can't even remember his name.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: I literally earlier today was like I should find him
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  Speaker 2: on fries and then I was like, I honestly don't
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: know what his name was. I just know that he
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: was like this sir hippy hippie guy that when they
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  Speaker 2: fired the other dude, he's like, guys, I don't have
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: a lesson plan and mister Albrandt took it all with
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: him and then I guess when he quit he destroyed
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: everything or shoved it in his bag. I don't know.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: And so he was like, so we're going to call
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: her for the rest of the school year.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, look the school record, Yes, that's got
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: to be public knowledge.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: He might be in like the yearbook because he was
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: a sub. So he was. He was our Dorothys Boornac,
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  Speaker 2: but like a sexy guy version.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, it's me, hippie.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Gina is on a roll.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It is coming in hot and I like it speaking
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: of hot and I like it just.
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  Speaker 1: Like that brown.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Oh our Aaron Randolph was telling me that he was
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: staying the other day, and all I could think about
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: was how Gina was so excited about his catchphrase. And
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: so we were talking one morning and he's like, Hi,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: it's me Stan, and I was like, uh, are you
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: saying you have a part on our show now? So
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: apparently without me knowing it, that Aaron is now my
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: book daddy is now also my ex husband for this show,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: replacing Eddie Pence. So we'll still have Eddie on as
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: a guest at some point, but.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: We also have Tracy on with Eddie.
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  Speaker 2: I mean yeah with me, I mean I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not right now, maybe not running from the fire.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, today's safe everyone. Ironically, I was gonna
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  Speaker 2: surprise you guys and ask him if he wanted to
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: stop by to night just to say hi, so he
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: could be like fuck you Aaron place and uh And
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: then I was like, oh, hey, I.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Mean he can come to my house. I'm far enough
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  Speaker 1: away from the the fires that all crash on them
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  Speaker 1: at least three hours the three of you.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's gonna take a while they're still on
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: their own street.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: Wow. I did see a T shirt on tee public
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: of Hyatz Stand and he's like smiling with his big
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: bald head. I was like, I may need.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: To buy that. Yeah, yeah, I like it. All right,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: we've been silly and.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Do we have a soft sock. But that's because they're
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: still in the packaging and I don't want to take
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: them out, and so they they are.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love what it's blurring her face.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: But look at how long they are.
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  Speaker 6: It's so.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it stretches.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: It looks like that stretched out face from Doctor Who.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: That is terrifying. I'm so sorry that I sent you those.
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  Speaker 2: Those are terrifying.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It looked really cute.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: They were really cute when they were small, but now
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: that they're almost as big as like her face is
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: almost the size of your face.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Because that is like the calf part of the sock.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, fuck that. I get each one of
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: the girls, like I could do like a really cool
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: like frame to a quilt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: They have them.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I only looked at Blanche.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: And Stan and the middle any more, Stan merch, We'll
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: get right on Stan I don't think he's in this episode.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Abby is currently napping on the this is my horror
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: movie blanket of our show. Yeah, but she is, I
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: will say in solidarity with people. By the way, if
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: you're listening to this spoiler alert, the fire is probably
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: out and you're like, what the fuck? And that's because
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: through the magic of the Internet, this was recorded at
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: a different time than right this minute. Anyway, in solidarity today,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: she has on her I wish I had an l
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  Speaker 2: A f D. But she has on her n y
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  Speaker 2: f D shirt wearing her little fire.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I help you a whiz on the fire.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Excuse me? Could I come and help you with the fire,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: mister fireman? And then you marry my mom?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: What no cat your back?
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  Speaker 1: I'll say this the guy that went on CNBC today
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  Speaker 1: to talk about I think it was a Palace Ferdy's fire.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: That captain for that precinct, him and Roro should be
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: best friends and then invite us over for a pool party.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, yuh oh. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: For those of you who don't know Roro, we do
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  Speaker 2: have a friend whose husband is our friend as well.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: But yes, technically I think we met her first. Her
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  Speaker 2: husband's hot. He's like the hot firefighter who home shows up.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: He's a legittses out at work and everyone damn. Yeah, yeah,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: he should be on every page of the calendar. So
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: we got to give Jeremy a month because how much
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Aaron loves it, right, which Aaron already.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Either way, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was melting in his chair about Jeremy.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, we flooded some basements.
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  Speaker 6: Jeremy, wait it right, Oh that's right.
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  Speaker 5: I have a picture somewhere of his ankle. I think
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I sent it to you, ladies, His.
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  Speaker 6: Ankle with little tassels before Vegas stuck to it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: So this was I was after.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: After Vegas like a nipple.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it was one of the tassels, smoky brat,
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: and I stuck it to Jeremy's ankle and took a picture.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: For the ladies.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: He saucy minx, Jeremy showing ankle. You're not a proper lady.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: The producer was winking at me and before she shuddered
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: and on me something. I don't know, give me. She's
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: just staring at me like this.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's typical.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Visual site gags are the best for Hey, so hey,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: what's this episode called miss Miss Gina.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: We are on episode thirteen, called a Little Romance. The
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: original air date is December fourteenth, nineteen eighty five, directed
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: by Terry Hughes, written by Susan Harris, mort Nathan and
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Verry Finato.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Wait, where's Winnifred? No Winifred this episode?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: No, she'll be next time.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: This episode Ladies won an Emmy for Writing Comedy Series,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: and Betty White said this was her favorite episode.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: What's the name of this episode?
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: One more time?
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: A Little Romance?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I have so many questions I can't ask till the
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: sh until we all watch it now based on what
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: you've just said, Would we.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Like to guess what it's about?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: No?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I guess we wouldn't. Okay, No, I was thinking.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I was thinking that, like Sophia would be in
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: a romance like or I would like to see Sofia
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: have another little like romance thing. But just a couple
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: episodes ago, she was, you know, trying to run off
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: to Italy.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: So I don't know, could be Blanche, I'm Dorothy, but
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Dorothy like.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Just fell into the sack with Stan Like I feel
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: like it's too soon, but maybe not because her mom
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: was giving she's.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: A modern eighties woman. She is a modern eighties woman's
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: eighties man.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: If you have it cued up on Hulu, it kind
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: of gives it away. The little clip, Oh I don't
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: have Okay, Well, somebody's.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Gonna fall in love. Someone have a little romance. Mhm. Coco,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: The Return of Coco.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: The Return of Coco, the episode we never knew we needed.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: But who will the villain be? For Aaron, I know.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Who I want to pick, but I'm gonna say Blanche,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Blanch Blanch.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: It's okay with me, sounds good.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to use my sixth sense. And none of
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: you looked when I did that. You all looked down
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: when I grabbed my tits and I.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Said, I'm sorry.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: All looked down right when I did that. I'm like
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I was writing down who the villain was going to be.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I had to write the villain down. But I appreciate
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: that both you and Karen from Mean Girls use your
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: breasts to tell things.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Her chance, it's already.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yours is my?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: That's great?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mine can totally tell when it's raining.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: All right? Who wants to sing us out this time?
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: Grab your paper, grab your paint, Rabio remote and this beginn.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Wow insert Wilhelm scream yep.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that hilarious.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: That was so good. I haven't laughed that hard this
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: season yet.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: That Oh yeah, so I I laughed so hard at
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: this the first time I watched it. And as you
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: guys know, to get the quiz that we're about to take,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I watch it quite a few times sometimes to get
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: the language right. I'd like to have a little bit
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: of quoting and stuff. And it didn't get less funny.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: And so I watched this one a lot because I
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: kept forgetting to write the quiz, and then I was like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I have to watch a scene again.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I watched the whole.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Thing like very slowly, over like an hour and a half.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I watched the two episodes, which should have been like
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: fifty minutes of time, and it took almost twice as long.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: So and it was mostly this one, to be honest,
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: because they're just funny.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: It makes me think of some director commentaries on DVDs
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: when they just go quiet and oh sorry, I was
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: just watching the movie, right.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: This would have been one of those episodes because it
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: was that good. I wonder how much of it was
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: improvised versus scripted.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, good question, because it just the flow was good.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: It was it was it was so seamless like there
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: it had to have been just spot on for everything,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: or the editing was incredible, and they had the most
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: perfect episode and the.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Way they just bounce off each other, it's just it's
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: just perfection.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: So when the episode starts, so spoiler alert, if you
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: guys are listening and you haven't pausitive to watch yet,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: stop Blaw's name.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Come on?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Maybe you a pause point?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And we just told you how freaking funny we thought
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: this episode. Yeah, get your life.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: To walk over the walk over there and watch it
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: and then come back. Yeah, we'll wait anyway. So when
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: when I saw it said a little Romance, I was like,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: that's weird title, a little romance.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: It's weird, and we just so I felt a little
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: felt a little ichy going.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Into it initially because I was like, man, we're really
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: leaning hard into how insensitive we were to midget in
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: the eighties, which is what they called this gentleman throughout
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: the whole episode.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: But and just as we said last episode, that was
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: what then they called that for that time. That the
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: real that is where we are too little to call those.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I don't feel comfortable calling people.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Which is funny because it kind of invalidate and know,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: you're fine. It invalidates the entire Gidget movie series because
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: they she was little and a girl, which is how
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: they came up with the name Gidget because it was
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: girl midget. So that's another interesting thing that that doesn't
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: really hold up as well.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's they name her that because I am trying
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: to surf with.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: The boys and me a tomboy and like just as
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: good as them, and Moondoggie and the other guy are like,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: like girl.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: They gotta love moon dog Gidget.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna have to watch out that movie series.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I have them all on DVD.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: The first one is the best after a couple after
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: the first two, Wait does she do the second one?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Please tell me there's age in the face.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, So then it becomes this other girl and the
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: other girl is Gidget twice. Yes, But by the time
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: they go to row, Gidget is a third.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Oh it's like James Bond. People pick it up. Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: it's weird Gidget.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Now it's like Rocky five, But Moon Doggie is James
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: still Moon Doggie always like Field soap opera Revenge in
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: the TV show.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not without because they don't.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: They don't address it. It's kind of like back to
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the future. I just had a memory unlocked of Gidget.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I must have seen it, like, I mean, obviously I
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: saw it when I was a child. And tell me
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: if I'm wrong. Did she take like some like greenish
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: blue color corrector and put it on her lips to
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: convince her dad that she was sick and should stay
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: home from school.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: It sounds vaguely familiar.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't watch that one as much. But in like
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: the eighties or nineties, when Gidget came back on TV
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: as like Gidget Grows Up or something, right, and it
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: was the blonde girl right, I think No, it came
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: back on a different brunette that looked like a slightly sassy,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: a little bit older but not as old as Sally Field.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Sally Field and her moon Doggie she was married to.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like it might have been Dean Butler, who
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: was Almanza Wilder.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Hmmm, I don't know who that is.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: It goes Hawaiian, Gidget goes to Rome. Gidget goes Hawaiian
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: was cute.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: So is she.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: They're all cute, but she's not played by a little person,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: no teenager.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: It was a play on oh, as a in an
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: homage to Steve Astion, it would have been the Cockney
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: slang exactly girl, small girl, gidget.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Gidget because Parisian. Oh, there were novels first. I'm learning
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I am sure there's also a whole sub category.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Of gidget gidget porn. Probably.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Gina, thank you for understanding where.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: My mind is going on.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: So right.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: And on the line, if you'd like some kidchet, Aaron
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: will try to draw some.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's right. Aaron is a fantastic artist. And I'm
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: sure if you if you throw twenty five thousand dollars
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: at it, I'll traw you whatever you want, happily, happily
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: draw you some twenty five thousand dollars.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I'll draw whatever you want.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Okay. It was called the New Gidget.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: It took me a second, Yeah, Dean Butler, Yeah, so
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Alman's a wilder stop being. Alman's a wilder little on
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: the prairie. And then like two couple of years later,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty six, went Over became Moon Doggie the
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Cool Surfer Day.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Moon Doggie's real name was Jeff right.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff Moondoggie. Griffin's name is daph and Frankly and
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Gidget's real name was Francine. And then it was played
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: by Karen Richmond in the This Has Been Gidget with
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: on the LUNI Have great night, guys, just kidding, We're
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: gonna play the quiz I worked.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Really hard next time on the Gidget podcast.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, oh that could be our follow up show.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Not Golden Palace. We just go right to Gidget, try
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: to Gidget.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Look, if if you guys want to watch Golden Palace,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: we can, but I have and I'm pretty busy the
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: days you're watching it.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: No, okay, right right, It's just not a good show.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: It's not how dare you? It's not it.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: It makes me sad because you see an episode like this,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and then I will come across a clip of Golden
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Palace and I'm like, it's it's like Abby wrote Golden Palace, like.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: B Arthur New and the rest of them said no,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: let's keep trying well.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Plus, the rivalry on set was uncomfortable. Look at the
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: same thing happened decades later with Sex and the City.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: First question, name is your buzzer?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: This one is a two part.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Wait, I just want to clarify.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Wait, don't be commenting, Johnny.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I was just wanted to clarify. Okay, thank you. I
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: will not comment. I will wait for the entire question.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: See, thank you much.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Elaborate on our answer because it might be the next question.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, is the answer to any of these gidgets?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: NOA. I started to kind of put descriptors or say
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: like there will be a bonus point question. Okay, after
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: this into my words now, since it's been.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: For the majority game.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Cast, basically the only person not playing the quiz is
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: good with it, so I'm trying to adjust.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Abby is good with it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: No, No, I meant me, I think I was ready.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, up, it's not this episode. Okay, two parts.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: What is Sophia packing in her suitcase?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: And why Kristen Jody?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I think Kristen beat you.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: I yeah, she was packing clam sauce in her suitcase
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: because Phil's wife doesn't know how to cook, because she
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: only goes to the kitchen for a beer.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll get you the two points. That is.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Marinera Lam sauce lam sauce.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: She was leaking clam sauce sounds disgusting.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Honestly, Clam sauce is not bad because it's just a
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: source of protein. But you can't taste it through the
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: garlic and the tomatoes.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: And that's what a source of protein.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: It's. It's similar to Caesar dressing because you can hardly
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: even detect the anchovy. It's it. The fish is better
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: with it. It is better with it.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: A lot of Asian food has the fish sauce in it,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: which if you just like drink fish sauce, you're gonna die.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: But if it's in a recipe, it adds a nice
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: complexity drinking fish sauce. Personally, just give me oyster sauce
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: with an umbrella and I'm good.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, all right, all.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Right, cool, all right. I think let's move on to
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: the next question.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I hate you guys all too. Okay?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: What school is Sofia's grandson graduating from Kristen?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: You didn't stay your whole name, so I don't.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Know if you buzz did she did? I think it
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: kind of cut out?
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: It was all? I thought?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: It turned out?
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: It was like.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Because I went.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Sometimes name likes to animal groomy.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, name
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: is just ten now.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, next question, what was the name of the location
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: that Blanche was at for Super Bowl weekend? I would
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: even go so far to say, what was the name
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: of the bar that Blanche was at for super Bowl weekend?
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Speaking with Dorothy?
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when she was talking about laying down.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: And yeah, you know why we didn't catch by a
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: bunch of buckers who have seen this show, little little like.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I can't I can't help sorry, did start with an
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: n McGill cutty, You just not.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Ruth gel cutty.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: No, it was mcsorley's.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: It's all right, No one gets point to point to
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I never win this ship. Let's move on. It's fine.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Who does Blanche mockingly say, oh yeah, and blank really
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: buys their clothes at sears?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Joe yes, Chris Cheryl yeap?
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's I was gonna say, Chrissy Teague, that's
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: all right, No, that's Chrissy teg.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: No.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: I would like to see how many times you stumped
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: us though at the end of the year. I don't
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: know if anyone's keeping track.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Are you keeping track.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: I've got tallies on every page.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: No, I haven't been writing down when I stump you guys,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I just so if you've been, I'm curious.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: But all right, let's go all right, moving on.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: After Blanche realizes that it would be unsouthern to make
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Jonathan feel ill at ease, what does Dorothy say to.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Her Gina, Yes, that's our bell.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Basically, that's a good bells, that's a good bell.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: That would be unsouven I love when she said that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: The women are having a dinner party for Jonathan. What
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: two food items around the men? This is a question.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not sure. I'm just who did you hear first?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I don't Oh, I was still talking.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: All right, I read it again, Tody?
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Can it?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: That's fine? No, No, it's fine, sign's Fine's fine?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: What was on the menu for dinner?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Two points to answers short ribs and.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, shramp Okay, she turns and rocks.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: A loop.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hardest working actresses and chobiz in that episode. Why
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: does Sophia come home early?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Jody?
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Jody?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Because the son did not or her grandson did not
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: graduate from Animals Grooming School.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Yep, straight up flunked out of grooming school. I've seen
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: what Abby looks like sometimes when she comes back from it,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: like back but before I had to cut her hair,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I'd see what the groomers did to her. And it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: pretty hard to fail that. Plus also I can operate clippers,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: so again, I feel like it's almost impossible to fail
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: grooming school.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so right now, just for a recap before
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: we head into eight, nine and ten, there's three points
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: available and it is a one point game right now
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: between Kristin and Jody. Kristin has four points, Jody has three.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Anyone could win, even you could tie.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: I'd like to point out I've known these answers. They're
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: just quicker than me. For once. Usually I'm like, uh.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, and I'm trying not to interrupt you from asking
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: the questions. So I'm trying to be patient and wait.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: You guys are just quick. You're good.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Well this next question, please listen to it all. Why
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: was Blanche's bo Benjamin unsuitable as a prom date?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Jody Kristen. I think that was Jody.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I was waiting to be acknowledged before I said anything.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: That's why. Oh, okay, because I'm.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Like, she's been a good girl.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he was Jewish. No, I'm sorry, not because
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: he was wrong line, because he was from New Joys.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: He was a Yankee.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: It was yeah, because he was.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I think she knew it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Point now it's a tag game, all right, what's a problem.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: These next two questions are the final two, and the
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: beginning of it says, dream sequence. It's time let's unpack
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  Speaker 2: this dream sequence best. What is Sophia dressed as when
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  Speaker 2: she enters the room? Joe, I'm sorry, what is happening you?
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  Speaker 3: It was time to buzz in ody no one, but
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think you were finished speaking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I was done, and then one
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  Speaker 2: was talking? Yes, go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: She was dressed as a priest, yes, with her little
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  Speaker 1: bag in the closet.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, all right, final dream sequence question everybody who does
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  Speaker 2: famed psychic Gene Dixon say, we'll start in a Broadway
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  Speaker 2: musical Moody.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brookshields and Lady Diana. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think that was Krista. What's fucking with you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I just love how she went.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna be very particular on that one because
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I thought it was interesting that they called her lady died.
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  Speaker 2: But the wedding was in like eighty three or eighty four,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't it. She was already princess. Yeah. I just thought
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: it was interesting that she.
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  Speaker 1: Called your lady die already her lady? Maybe?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, well, I oh, no, big distinctions.
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  Speaker 1: The Miller was a lady for a long When was
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  Speaker 1: their wedding?
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  Speaker 2: It was eighty two, eighty three four?
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  Speaker 3: Because I was four, and I'm pretty sure Harry was
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  Speaker 3: born in eighty four.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think I will wait, let me think about this.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, come on now, this this is royal talk.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, Will, I think Will's is eighty four and
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  Speaker 1: Harry's eighty.
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  Speaker 3: Harry it was September fifteenth, nineteen eighty four. Oh god,
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  Speaker 3: we got that straight now, because I knew we were
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  Speaker 3: really close in Ageyn have marry me. We're the same age,
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: young Kristen going.
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  Speaker 1: They got married on January. I'm sorry, not January. Will
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  Speaker 1: was eighty two July twenty ninth, nineteen eighty one.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so that's even weirder. She'd been princess for
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  Speaker 3: a while.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she was a camillathion.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Also, we're assuming that probably a room full of predominantly
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: male comedy writers. Yeah, in the eighties, had any princess
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: British monarchy work.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Give me a coffee, babe.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: They're like, hey, listen, I'm relevant.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I said, yeah, I do have to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell their comedy writer boys.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: I had a note that I wrote down that when
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: we get to the dream sequence of this episode, Aaron says,
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: and I quote that dream sequences warm the cockles of
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: her cold dead heart.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: And I just think that was amazing.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I love dream sequences.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I loved the hype her like almost melo drama like
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: acting when when laughing hand and she was like throwing her.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Hands up in the air. The only person that was
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: the most like themselves than anybody else was, in my opinion, Sophia.
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  Speaker 1: She was very everybody else was very.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Rose and Blanche was grabbing her by the ankle to like.
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  Speaker 2: Was so weird.
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, came out the closet, and then Billy
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: Barti was Billy Bartie, I think was also the always
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: her father as her father.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: And then by the way, so I was when we
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: were not that any of you heard this until now,
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: but the four of us as we were watching I
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: was like, I think he was in Wizard of Us
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: and I remembered that wrong. He auditioned for Wizard of Us,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: but he was only like twelve or thirteen, and so
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: they were like, get the fuck out of here.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: I know it was a legend.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: So he was old enough to have been alive when
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: that movie came out, but not old enough for the
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: studio to hire him. Interesting, but he did audition.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Interesting because Warrig Davis was old enough to be in
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: He was young though he was Yeah, when he was much.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Younger than much younger. That's that's my point. He was
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: much younger than well.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I think in nineteen thirty nine they were probably like,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: we don't want to deal with these fucking kids. And
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: in the seventies they were like, hey, we have all
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: these rules in place so that kids like go to
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: school and work on set to nine children or whatever.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Fair fair point, fair point.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: So who won that quiz duty?
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you who wouldn't have won based on her snarkiness.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I wrote down earlier today. Actually,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I I wrote down the phrase in a beautiful way
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: in my art and like thought journal that I have going.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: People are calling this my Indiana Jones journal now because
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: my mom did and I told people.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: But so in this.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Journal put notes and stickers and things I wrote down
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: following fun fact about our co host. Fun fact, Christian's
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: kindness must have been stored in her uterus because it's
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: gone now to Wow.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Sorry that the holy fucking ship that you have received,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: the wrath of Aaron.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I think she's about to quit take it.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: No, No, here's the thing. She has been really spicy
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: now that she's feeling better and has been like healing
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: from the surgery. She's getting real big for her breeches.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: So I had to remind her.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I also hope that's something she wanted to announce
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: to everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Evicted?
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine, Thank you, Martha.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I appreciate your service.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: And a library is open, the library from ru roast.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Oh God, God, bless America, Christen.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: You go to get her back hard her card all
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm able to say ship like that, because it's.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know, you kind of came from nowhere.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: The frequency in which your voice just shot up. I
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: feel like my ears are bleeding. Yeah, because I don't
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: want to be I don't again.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I guess who gets to edit that I.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Don't want to be the villain here when truthfully it's
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: snarky snark pants over there in her pair eyewear.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I can she's come for your throat.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know me.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: What did you do to her, Kristen?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I did not.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about a lot of you guys need to
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: like box it out.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: No, we're totally fine, but I'm just like, here's an example,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: just like before, here's an example before we go.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Be ready.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a message from her the other day
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: that said, don't call me. I can't talk to you today.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: She was very busy at work. I was very stressed out.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: She was just letting you know, she won't be like
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: a normal polite Christen message. Or does that sound insane?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: It sounds like somebody who was just like words.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just it was just words. There was
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: no tone to it.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: All. Right, Now, I gotta go move.
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: On, Okay, I told Aaron now the next but you
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: can make me the villain, It's okay, but but tell
• 48:21
  Speaker 9: us about your villain for this episode, Kristen master.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Of the segues. This episode.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I told you her snark is if it's not.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: The body parts off, she's getting better, what else should
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: we take? Wow, you get that appendix, I.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Say, I said Kristen.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: So so Blanche as the villain was an easy cell
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: here because even after she feels bad, she can't fucking
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: stop herself. Like when she's describing his tiny, little cute
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: gray suit, I'm like, that's how I talk about like
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Abby's clothes because she's abby and like ten inches tall.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: This is not how you talk about a grown ass
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: man who just happens to be under four foot, Like,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: that's very different.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: She's talking like Sophia, but she knows better.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then well she says to him like, oh
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: it's it's a small world, I guess, and then she
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: like makes a face and makes it worse, and then
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: the poor man says something like not where I'm at,
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: and oh god, yeah she uh yeah. Plus, let's not
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: forget you think she's telling a story about this beautiful
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: inner racial like right store, like we defied the odds
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: that you shouldn't have well because he was a Yankee's
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: from New Joys.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: The look on her face, my mother would have kicked
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: me out of the house, and my father would have
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: kicked me out of the house. If I brought a
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: man home from New Jersey, my father would be spinning
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: in his urn right now on my mantle.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Life from New York because New Jersey.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm from Long Island. That's it, that's you know.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: The entire time Bridget and I were on vacation in
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Red Bank, New Jersey for the little convention we did
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: with the Odd Pods media people a while ago. The
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: ire time we were there, it was an opportunity for
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Bridget to tell jokes that shit on the state of
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: New Jersey because she had to be in it, and
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: that is just.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: What happens, I understand completely.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people in New Jersey also were making fun of
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: New Jersey times. It was like the weirdest you know, Okay,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: like it feels aggressive when you're West coast, but then
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: when you're living in it, it's not aggressive. It's just
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: this weird sibling hatred thing going on. Anyway, no sibling
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: because then that would make us related. There's just pure hatred,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: got it, got it. It's like a the Capulets and
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Montague's yeah kind of shit. Yeah, or like the.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Dodgers and angels or ducks at Phil's and McCoy's Washington
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Commander's Philadelphia Eagles exactly, Manchester a city mayor Manchester United.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: And in the end it's differences that pulled them apart
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: because Doctor Newman dumped her because she wasn't Jewish.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Right, That's that's very stead Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: I like how it kind of.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: It's subverted my expectations. You know, it's like, no, we
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: can make anything work. You think he's desperate, and he's like, nah,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: you ain't for me.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: You ain't Jewish. At least it wasn't like because they
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: could have very easily shot on Rose and been like
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: it's cause you're so stupid.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did because he was so well educated.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: You know I could have.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: He's like, I can't listen to another saying all love story.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, she's a gentile.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: No, I'm telling you she's waiting for Miles her boo.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Ye, don't you don't mix with it? Wait Miles as
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: in that one actor that becomes Myles Like, okay, got it.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: I don't even think he comes up this episode, but
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: we'll is his last name Gould? I think it's gold
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: That sounds right anyway.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Well, Hey, thanks for thanks for being with us today. Everybody. Kristin,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: did you want to tell them where they can find
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: us to reach out to us and touch us.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they can.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: You can reach girls at all socials at on the
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: lan i pod and you can email us at on
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: the llanipod at gmail dot com.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: We'd love to hear from you.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I figured it's good, nice background music for you. It's
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: just mean your scare kids in your kitchen.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I mean you're the best.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I mean no, you are