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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It's time different time.
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  Speaker 2: We pushed it back an hour, but it's time for
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  Speaker 2: what the Bleep, our weekly look at stories that make
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  Speaker 2: us say what the bleep?
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  Speaker 1: We get to laugh at people. What do you got
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  Speaker 1: over there? Bone, Matt.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go to the suburbs of Houston, Texas
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  Speaker 3: for our first story, where doordass driver Miracle Huran was
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  Speaker 3: struck by a fleeing suspect in a police chase. She
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  Speaker 3: was hit by a car while getting out to make
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  Speaker 3: the order, flipped over the top of the suspect's car.
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  Speaker 3: She hit the ground, no broken bones, dusted herself off
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  Speaker 3: and finished the subway sandwich delivery, no problem at all.
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  Speaker 3: Hit by a car and still got up there and
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  Speaker 3: got that tip.
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  Speaker 1: That is big time.
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  Speaker 2: I hope, I hope that tip should be added that
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  Speaker 2: you ought to double that tip if you see that
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  Speaker 2: happen to your delivery driver.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you kidding? Damn?
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  Speaker 2: That is heart baby right there. That's like, who is
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  Speaker 2: she like the granddaughter of Franco Harris? I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: my god. That is a gritty, gutty delivery.
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  Speaker 3: If you saw your driver get hit by a car,
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  Speaker 3: would you worry about the driver that sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Could you see Finny go outside? The woman's laying on
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  Speaker 2: the ground. Finny just takes the sandwich out of her
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  Speaker 2: hand says.
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  Speaker 1: Have a good one.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Hey, you forgot my dipping sauce. Oh god, oh congratulate.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well is a miracle. You are a miracle. Indeed,
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  Speaker 3: that is impressive, man, that is extremely impressive.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Bone, we gotta talk. You were talking about
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  Speaker 2: your puppy, Murphy. I gotta talk about a dog named
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  Speaker 2: Tokyo who was rescued from a top of a mountain
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  Speaker 2: in Scotland recently. The dog was feeling ill boned. They
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  Speaker 2: didn't know what the problem was. They had to put
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  Speaker 2: this dog on a stretcher and carry the dog down
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  Speaker 2: the mountain. It could not move. Bone, it was sick
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  Speaker 2: and could not move. I hate these stories. It turns
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  Speaker 2: out that the dog ingested marijuana. The dog was high
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  Speaker 2: as a kite maat They could not bunch. And the
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  Speaker 2: people that rescued the dog were asked, how did you
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  Speaker 2: know that the dog was high and it was marijuana?
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  Speaker 2: And the person said that they let out some gas
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  Speaker 2: and it smelled exactly like exactly like weed, and they said.
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  Speaker 1: We knew then what this dog had done.
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  Speaker 2: Bone, This could be your solution to your puppy problems.
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  Speaker 2: Get Murph on that old cheech and chong bony a
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  Speaker 2: little bit that might chill him out. Mac.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the Did you see the owner's name
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  Speaker 1: Mac in that story?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, Shaggy Rogers. No, No, I'm just kidding, Scooby's owner.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the real name of Shaggy Shaggy Rock? I was.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that? Interesting? Interesting? What's about real
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  Speaker 2: ball knowers? Know what the bleep that pup doing? Man,
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  Speaker 2: So pace yourself on that, herb, Mac.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go to Colorado for this story where
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  Speaker 3: Arizona man thirty seven year old man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see.
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  Speaker 3: Daniel Ray balance of court site. Arizona was found riding
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  Speaker 3: on the top of a locomotive naked, and they couldn't
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  Speaker 3: stop the train back for a while until they ended
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  Speaker 3: up finally getting him down there. He rode that train
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  Speaker 3: naked apparently for two hours. Oh my god, come on,
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  Speaker 3: ride the train naked.
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  Speaker 1: That is. Alcohol may have been a fact. I love it.
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  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 2: Did it say that in the story or you're just
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  Speaker 2: interjecting That is my favorite part of these stories when
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  Speaker 2: at the bottom it says alcohol or drugs may have.
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  Speaker 1: Played a role.
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  Speaker 3: Let's tell the phrase Balance told investigators he may have
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  Speaker 3: been drinking beer and vodka.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe, I mean he must have more IPAs if Fitt
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  Speaker 2: he had the damn racetrack man.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, drudg do you have to beat en up naked
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  Speaker 3: on top of a locomotive with how much detail how he.
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  Speaker 1: Got up there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've got two athletes. I got to
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  Speaker 2: what the bleep bone man? Simultaneously, I want to start
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  Speaker 2: with Tom Brady. Tom Brady, what you are doing is
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  Speaker 2: so easy to see through. Can you just stop the
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  Speaker 2: stupid acts? The slapping of Logan Paul at fanatics Fest,
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  Speaker 2: the giving him middle fingers at the World Cup final
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  Speaker 2: and having someone film it. He gives you a middle
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  Speaker 2: finger back reports yesterday come out Bone after all this
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  Speaker 2: strange activity between those two over the weekend, that he
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  Speaker 2: isn't talks to the WWE about a potential partnership.
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  Speaker 1: And wrestling Logan Paul, No, you don't say.
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  Speaker 2: I thought Tom Brady was all of a sudden the
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  Speaker 2: badass who goes around slapping guys in public.
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  Speaker 1: That was annoying as hell.
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  Speaker 3: Remember there are some of Brady merchandise like three months ago,
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  Speaker 3: We're like, why does that happening?
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  Speaker 1: Well, now we know, by.
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  Speaker 2: The way, would Joe Montana do to Shenanigans? Would Michael
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  Speaker 2: Jordan get involved in the Shenanigans? Wayne Gretzky like this
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  Speaker 2: is so cheesy. You're the goat bro. You've got a
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  Speaker 2: near four hundred million dollar contract with Fox. You don't
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  Speaker 2: need to do this cheesy crap. Like that's lame man.
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  Speaker 2: He even lost Dave Portnoy. Dave Portnoy even took to
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  Speaker 2: the airwaves to say, this is beneath you, tom don't
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  Speaker 2: do it, Tommy d.
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  Speaker 3: Joe Montana couldn't slap somebody wearing his sketchers, though, that'd
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  Speaker 3: be a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see Karl Anthony Town's reaction at Fanatics Fest?
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  Speaker 3: He thought it was real. The look on his face
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh my god. He was in the ring
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  Speaker 3: the next night, Kat was He choked slams some guys
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  Speaker 3: the next night.
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  Speaker 1: So he's involved in wrestling too. Yeah, it was. It
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  Speaker 1: was at MSG.
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  Speaker 3: It was at MSG, so he and Brunson were out
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  Speaker 3: there and Bronson's got a risk surgery, so he couldn't
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  Speaker 3: do it. Oh my goodness, Mac Finny, can we turn
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  Speaker 3: down the music because we're actually going to do a
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  Speaker 3: series with the bleep for once. We don't often. I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to find the words here. We don't often do
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  Speaker 3: death stories, Mac, I want the bleep. But this story
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  Speaker 3: is out of Altoona, Wisconsin, where on July first, Richard
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  Speaker 3: Dick Porn passed away at the Mayo Clinic Health Systems
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  Speaker 3: in Euclaire with his family by his side. The write
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  Speaker 3: up says Dick was gentle, kind, loving, a great friend
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  Speaker 3: and listener, and Dick always left the part of himself
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  Speaker 3: with anyone he encountered. He'll be missed, dearly, Rest in peace,
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  Speaker 3: Richard Dick Porn of Altoona, wiscons Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Back to you back.
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  Speaker 2: How am I supposed to follow that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm cleverly phrased.
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  Speaker 3: We don't do uh that stuff, But I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 3: sorry mister Porn popped up here and then they're right
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  Speaker 3: up there.
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  Speaker 1: You knew what you were doing. Y'all know what you
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  Speaker 1: were doing. Oh yeah, that is cleverly that you want
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  Speaker 1: to wherever he went? What is that? Are we? What
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  Speaker 1: the bleep? What the bleep?
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  Speaker 2: In his parents for naming him Richard with that last name.
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  Speaker 2: There's very few names you couldn't go That's one of them.
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  Speaker 2: All right, My final what the bleep is?
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  Speaker 1: Bryce? Know why you're laughing at that? It's a very
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  Speaker 1: serious story. I love the way he just cranked the
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  Speaker 1: music right back up. Funds back on. Bryson de Shambo
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  Speaker 1: gets what the bleep from me? Bone?
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  Speaker 2: The Telegraph newspaper over in the UK reported yesterday that
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  Speaker 2: Bryson de Shambo when he was whining like a baby
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  Speaker 2: over his rules violation, when he was acting like a
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  Speaker 2: petulant five year old child and saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my ball and go home.
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  Speaker 2: We knew you weren't going to, by the way, and
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  Speaker 2: threatening to withdraw from the tournament. Bone. The Telegraph newspaper
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  Speaker 2: says he also threatened to call President Trump.
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  Speaker 1: He told told.
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  Speaker 2: The RNA officials, I'm going to call the President on you.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously.
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  Speaker 2: This flow balligan thing Bone, even though we enjoyed it
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  Speaker 2: in the moment because he got to play in the game,
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  Speaker 2: didn't help one iota obviously, but we enjoyed it in
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  Speaker 2: the moment. But I'm afraid is this the new move
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  Speaker 2: for athletes? If you don't like a ruling on something,
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  Speaker 2: you just threatened to call the president.
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  Speaker 1: What the belief we do in Bryson. You gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to Daddy. You're gonna go Daddy Donald. I mean that shit,
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  Speaker 1: what a he got?
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  Speaker 3: He looked? What a horrible look. The whole thing's a
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  Speaker 3: horrible look. Here goes the baseball umpires. Hey what you
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  Speaker 3: got there? Ninety two? Fair foul?
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  Speaker 2: This is fair.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you should always come to me.
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  Speaker 3: I am the one to resolve any major issues. I
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  Speaker 3: got flow out of his I got the straight back
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  Speaker 3: open for the forty second time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he was doing anything wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, if the Panthers get screwed by the referees, bone,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's easy. We trying to get
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  Speaker 2: the Donald on the damn airwaves. We are trying, not
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  Speaker 2: you ninety two, sorry, but were trying to get the
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  Speaker 2: real Donald on the damn airwaves.
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  Speaker 1: Try to help out. Apparently that's the thing to do now,