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Waffle Stompers | Thursday January 23, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside, laugh with us
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse. I'm Dan ol Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Thursday, January twenty third, two
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  Speaker 1: thousand twenty five, almost at the end of a.
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  Speaker 2: Historic week.
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  Speaker 1: For the country, not just for us, for all of
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  Speaker 1: us in the United States. I am, on one hand,
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  Speaker 1: talking about the record snow that hit so many of
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  Speaker 1: our great southern states. Looking through the news, it would
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  Speaker 1: seem like there was blanketed snow across the entirety of
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  Speaker 1: the country. That's not entirely the case, clearly, because I
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  Speaker 1: think southern California is still on the warm side. But
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  Speaker 1: a lot of the Gulf States got record breaking snow.
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  Speaker 1: I saw, you know, some pictures and video over the
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  Speaker 1: last couple of days that I never really expected to see,
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  Speaker 1: like snow on the beach in Galveston, Like actual snow,
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  Speaker 1: not drugs that had washed up from the Gulf.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, first time since I think they said sixty.
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  Speaker 1: Eight Houston, that said Houston got snow for the first
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  Speaker 1: time in fifteen years, or a certain amount of snow
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  Speaker 1: for the first time in fifteen years. New Orleans broke
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  Speaker 1: its previous record for snowfall really was crazy. Over two
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  Speaker 1: thousand flights were canceled on Tuesday. Sixteen hundred flights were
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  Speaker 1: canceled Wednesday, and people are calling it a once in
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  Speaker 1: a lifetime snow Store's.
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  Speaker 3: What was even funnier is we finally found a city
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  Speaker 3: less prepared for snow and ice than Dallas.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm, Houston.
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  Speaker 2: Yea, yay, someone else took the crown.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if y'all saw their public spokesperson, They're like,
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  Speaker 3: we don't have snow plials.
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  Speaker 2: We have no reason too. Yeah, don't nate them. It's dumb.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. I had friends of mine posting on their their
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  Speaker 4: Facebook like I don't have like a warm like a
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  Speaker 4: warm enough coat or uh, you know, shoes that will
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  Speaker 4: handle this kind of weather. So they just stayed indoors
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  Speaker 4: because they didn't have the gear.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes sense. Don't fight it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes Mother nature makes decisions, are you, So just keep
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  Speaker 1: your happy ass at home. And really, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it's really going to affect a whole lot because I
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  Speaker 1: mean a lot of a lot of the Gulf States
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  Speaker 1: in addition to the Texas Coast.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, most of it's fine now. It's all pretty
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  Speaker 2: much is gone away.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like you have to worry
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  Speaker 1: about it sticking around for very long.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's still snow on the ground in Houston.
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  Speaker 4: It might melt tonight or tomorrow. I think the temperature
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  Speaker 4: like gets up where it' all melt away and it
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  Speaker 4: won't freeze overnight. So that's a good thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I see it as some people just
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  Speaker 1: need to embrace. Some people just need to embrace the chaos.
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  Speaker 4: Just you know it.
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  Speaker 2: Just don't go anywhere, kick your feet up.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to be You're not really stranded, but
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  Speaker 1: just don't force it. You know, you don't have the
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  Speaker 1: coat for that temperature. Don't go outside, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: the shoes to walk on it. Don't go outside, don't
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  Speaker 1: drive in kind of a.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not. I'm that guy that's like looks
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  Speaker 4: in the fridge and forgets that it's about to snow. Like,
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  Speaker 4: you know what, I'll go to the grocery store tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have anything right now, but whatever, I'll go tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: And then it snows like that and then and I'm
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  Speaker 4: just eating like saltines and and like nuts, like, that's
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  Speaker 4: that's all I have left you, just.
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  Speaker 2: Your your groceries are day by day, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the snowfall accumulations were actually pretty impressive in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Eight point eight inches of snow in Milton, Florida, which
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  Speaker 1: is just north of Pensacola, so that's in the Panhandle.
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  Speaker 1: Southeast part of Houston saw over four inches. Mobile, Alabama
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  Speaker 1: and Pensacola, Florida saw all time record highs with seven
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  Speaker 1: and a half in inches and seven point six inches respectively.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's respectable amount of inches.
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  Speaker 3: Right, what's seven and a half and seven point six
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  Speaker 3: mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Difference of point one one?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, one tenth of an inch?
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  Speaker 4: Man? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You know you know where one tenth of an inch
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  Speaker 1: makes a difference in snow accumulation and men's ego that
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  Speaker 1: one tenth of an inch is bragging rights.
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  Speaker 3: And what's the pisser is? They got actual snow, not
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  Speaker 3: like you know, the normal ice crap.
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  Speaker 2: We get right, They got honest to goodness snow. In
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  Speaker 2: New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: They were even able to uh create like Mardi Gras
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  Speaker 1: men instead of just traditional snow men.
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  Speaker 4: What's what's the what's the difference. Beads. Oh okay, I
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  Speaker 4: was just gonna say, this is the snowman's just hammered.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, uh beads and the little the Jester
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  Speaker 1: type hat with the purple and yellow. That's that's one
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  Speaker 1: photo I saw a New Orleans snowman. That's what a
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans snowman looks like a man with a hurricane exactly,
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  Speaker 1: just throwing all sorts of caution to the wind.
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen a snowman throw up before.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if there's ever a place that you would see it,
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans, New Orleans. Speaking of Louisiana, Baton Rouge saw
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  Speaker 1: seven point six inches and New Orleans saw eight.
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  Speaker 2: Lafayette, however, got bragging rights with nine inches.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I mentioned how New Orleans had broken
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  Speaker 1: their previous record for the most snowfall. The new record
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  Speaker 1: is now eight inches the previous record set in nineteen
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  Speaker 1: sixty three, A wopping two point seven wow. Almost four
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  Speaker 1: times more snow in one event from the previous record.
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  Speaker 2: So well done, mother Nature, good job.
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  Speaker 4: M h.
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  Speaker 1: While all of that is amazing, I'm still kind of
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  Speaker 1: reeling over something I just saw. And this is completely
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  Speaker 1: unrelated other than the fact, it's just kind of amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And that is I just saw online that iPhones with
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  Speaker 1: TikTok installed on them are selling on eBay for like
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  Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars. Exactly my face too, Trey, Why is
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  Speaker 1: that such a valuable thing? Roger' making the same face
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  Speaker 1: as well. That or you just farted and you're wondering,
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  Speaker 1: or maybe someone else farted and you're wondering.
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  Speaker 4: Who. No, I learned how to fart clean.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to the previous episode of The Treehouse. Mm hm,
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  Speaker 2: excellent callback, sir. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: iPhones with a TikTok app are being listed on eBay
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  Speaker 1: for thousands of dollars. TikTok's app has yet to reappear
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  Speaker 1: on Apple's App Store or Google Play since it briefly
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  Speaker 1: went dark Saturday into Sunday, so I guess that's the
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  Speaker 1: reason why. But according to this that there's there's some
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's one listing that has an iPhone for
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  Speaker 1: nearly fifty thousand dollars just because it has the TikTok
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  Speaker 1: app installed on it.
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  Speaker 3: Apple won't won't put TikTok back in the Ice store
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  Speaker 3: the App store until the sale goes through.
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  Speaker 4: That's why okay, so you can't. So if you're if
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  Speaker 4: you're trying to be new to TikTok, you can't do it.
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  Speaker 4: You can't go and download the app. That's what. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: that makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Turn out. Well, if you guys can't reach me tomorrow,
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  Speaker 4: you'll know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'll remember that when when tomorrow comes, that's for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just I initially saw that. I was like, why,
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  Speaker 1: why are like I've got it on my phone? Why
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  Speaker 1: is that a valuable thing? And then I saw it
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  Speaker 1: down below. Oh, it's because some people can't get it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess some executive orders don't carry all the weight
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  Speaker 1: you think they do.
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  Speaker 4: M hmm, yeah, that's wild. Okay, so you so maybe
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  Speaker 4: that's what it was. Maybe it's the existing people when
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  Speaker 4: it came back up, you have your account still, and you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what, if you got an old Yeah, if you
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  Speaker 1: got an old phone, you don't need the one you've.
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  Speaker 2: Got, or whatever the case is.
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  Speaker 1: You want to make a quick buck, I got throw
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  Speaker 1: your phone on eBay and see if you get any
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  Speaker 1: idiots to buy it for tens of thousands of dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm about to open up a few boxes
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  Speaker 1: to see if I got an old phones lying around.
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse on Thursday, January twenty third, twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned in the first segment it's been a historic week,
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  Speaker 1: not just because of the record snowfall hitting the South,
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  Speaker 1: but also because new president, new administration, all sorts of
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  Speaker 1: stuff going on.
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  Speaker 2: And speaking of.
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  Speaker 1: The new president, the new administration, I know lots of
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  Speaker 1: people talk about all the you know, the various aspects
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  Speaker 1: of it fashion, notwithstanding we're not a fashion show. But
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  Speaker 1: I did notice that, uh, some of Trump's folks seem
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  Speaker 1: to be cause playing a little bit like anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: Noticed that Baron Trump, Trump's very tall son looked a
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  Speaker 1: lot like uh Gordon Gecko from Wall Street.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I was going to more American psycho.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I guess I could see that. Yeah, so that's
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  Speaker 1: the third option. He's six eight yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When I first saw when he was sitting there, and
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  Speaker 1: it was like a profile when they when they showed
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  Speaker 1: him at first, he looked like Grew uh from unspicable
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  Speaker 1: to me, I thought he looked like Grew had like
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  Speaker 1: the same shape nose and everything.
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  Speaker 2: But then he stood up and he's obviously freakishly tall.
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  Speaker 1: Good for him, but I thought, my god, he looks
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  Speaker 1: like Michael Douglass in Wall Street.
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  Speaker 2: Now I see what you're saying, Ra.
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  Speaker 1: The third option would have been uh America American psycho.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Melania looked a little bit like the Hamburglar.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody else think that or is that just me?
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  Speaker 4: I thought Hamburgler? And then when I saw the picture
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  Speaker 4: where he's where she's holding the Bible that he didn't
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  Speaker 4: put his hand on when he took the oath, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, she looks like white.
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  Speaker 2: My other My other thought was Zoro.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one too.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's the same style.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, if it gets the job done, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what you dress like.
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  Speaker 4: He turns around to walk away and there's just an
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  Speaker 4: m in his back.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean Biden still looked like what's Jeff Dunham's puppet,
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  Speaker 1: the little old Man Walter Walter? Yeah, I still think
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  Speaker 1: that's what Biden looks like. You know, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: everyone's got their doppel ganger at the inauguration.
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  Speaker 2: Those are just a couple.
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  Speaker 1: But did you guys know that we almost could have
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  Speaker 1: had strippers at the inauguration.
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  Speaker 4: Would I be surprised, Uh, no, that sounds I think.
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  Speaker 4: I think it.
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  Speaker 1: I think maybe it might have could have happened, and
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  Speaker 1: we would have had Kid Rock to think for that, because, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know Kid Rock and President Trump there, they're friendly,
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  Speaker 1: they're they're buds. And Kid Rock was on Fox News
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  Speaker 1: and he had mentioned about the inauguration and the parties
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  Speaker 1: and stuff that the Secret Service had told him he's
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  Speaker 1: not allowed to use strippers during his inauguration performance. M
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  Speaker 1: hm and and I and President Trump caught went to that,
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  Speaker 1: so instead of asking the Secret Service, he called Kid Rock.
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  Speaker 1: And this is all from Kid Rock telling this on
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  Speaker 1: Fox News, and Kid Rock said he was surprised Trump
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  Speaker 1: had the to call him. He said, he's got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of display, I would think. But he called and said,
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  Speaker 1: did the Secret Service really tell you you can't use strippers?
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  Speaker 1: And Kid Rock responded, I was like, no, sir, I
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  Speaker 1: was just joking around. And then he goes, ah, that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I think we could have had it.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have been interesting.
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  Speaker 4: But Kid Rock's popularity is on the decline, So what
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  Speaker 4: quality of stripper would we have had?
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  Speaker 2: It's the inauguration, nothing but the best, baby.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I look at it this way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to look at everything from a positive lens.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we could have had strippers and instead we
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  Speaker 1: got strung out Billy Ray Cyrus. So I would have
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  Speaker 1: I would have preferred, you know, the dancing girls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, poor and poor Billy Ray. Like he uh, it
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  Speaker 4: was doomed from the beginning. There's just so many technically, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there was so many technical difficulties, like his guitar wasn't working,
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  Speaker 4: and then the mic didn't work, and he tried to
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  Speaker 4: do an a cappella thing but his voice was hoarse,
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  Speaker 4: and he tried to get the audience to sing along,
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  Speaker 4: but then nobody sing along. And so it's like at
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  Speaker 4: one point he just said, when his guitar cut out
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  Speaker 4: into the mic, was like, is anybody awake back there?
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  Speaker 4: Can somebody come out and fix my guitar? And nobody
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  Speaker 4: came out.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the that's that's horrible. I remember the first
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  Speaker 1: photo I saw from from the inauguration, it was it
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  Speaker 1: was Billy Ray Cyrus and two other people. But when
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  Speaker 1: I first saw the photo, I thought it was Rob Zombie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I saw the headline and it said Billy Ray
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, okay, I.
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  Speaker 4: Would I would pay top dollar to see Rob Zombie
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  Speaker 4: at the Trump inauguration. Just a devout satanist, you know.
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  Speaker 2: If again, if it works, who cares?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, make make make make the country good and fun
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  Speaker 1: and strippers and dragula all across.
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  Speaker 2: The you know, the capital.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, that was just a few quick things I noticed
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  Speaker 1: about the inauguration, the especially with the possibility that we
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  Speaker 1: might have could have had strippers there, and that would.
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  Speaker 2: Have been an interesting wrinkle.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just wonder I'm just wondering if you like,
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  Speaker 4: because the strippers that were there, like, because you know,
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  Speaker 4: there's so many strippers and escorts that come into town
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  Speaker 4: when you have high profile events like this, if they
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  Speaker 4: were busy and you're getting Kid Rocks day strippers, That's
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  Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't want know, you gotta go high class.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like, if that's all that's available, it's
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  Speaker 4: still kid Rock. So I mean that's what Like, he's
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  Speaker 4: he's the guy that he's the guy who invented the
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  Speaker 4: phrase beggars can't be choosers at this point, so I'm
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  Speaker 4: just wondering if if it was like, hey man, all
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  Speaker 4: we have the day shift ended, uh, and here's here's
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  Speaker 4: your choices, and that's who we would get. I think,
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  Speaker 4: I think you can do. But no, you know, it's
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  Speaker 4: like like Prints in the New Power Generation or Print
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  Speaker 4: in the Revolution. You'd have Kid Rock in the daytime strippers.
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  Speaker 4: That would be a fun backup.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I would have loved to have seen Prince there.
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  Speaker 4: That would have been very weird, because he's very dead.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying I would have loved to have
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  Speaker 2: seen him there.
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Dan, Trey and Raj with you inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: We've all either we're all either in or have been in.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Long term relationships.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yay for us, right yay. But out of all of
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: those long term relationships. Are you comfortable pooping in front
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: of your significant other?
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: No?
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: No, me either.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Turns out one third of people are, and I'm now
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: wondering about one third of people. If you're comfortable pooping
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: in front of your significant other, then I don't think
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: you're doing it right because there are times when I
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: go number two where I'm uncomfortable, But at least that's
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: when I know things are happening that are supposed to
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: be happening, and I know that if I'm grossed out,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: then I'm getting the bad stuff out right. So I
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: feel like, if you're totally comfortable getting all the bad
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: stuff out in front of your significant other, is either
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: something wrong with you mentally or physically because you're not
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: actually pooping the way you should.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I don't want to pee in front of my significant
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: other and or poop, and vice versa.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I don't just want that to be me time. It's
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: not a selfish thing. It's okay, it is a selfish thing.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Not only do I want that time to be for me,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: but I want no part of that time with you.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: When you go that's your time, I want no part
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: of it. I don't want to see it. I can't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: do much about, you know, being able to totally avoid
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: the smell, but steps can be made, right. I just
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: that to me just kind of removes too much of
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: the romance as it were.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, but you can also get like the poop are
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: stuff and that kind of will eliminate the odor.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And yeah, there are some things you can do about
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: the odor that are helpful. The thing here though, go ahead, trysail. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: lysol is also a help or. And I'll remember this
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: till the day I die. David Tell, great comedian, said
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: so many years ago, and it stuck with me because
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I saw this on a special on Comedy Central back
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: in like ninety nine or two thousand, and he said
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: basically that you cannot compete with that smell. You can
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: spray stuff like lysol or air freshener, but then it
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: just but then the bathroom just smells like lemons and
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: ass as opposed to just ass. So you just added
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: a layer to it. And it's true. The exceptions tend
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to be with the pooper eat that stuff seems to
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: work really well, or some sort of commercial grade aerosol
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: or matches. Yes, that right there is one of the
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: best for me. It's twofold, no pun intended. One because
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: it is very good at snuffing out the smell.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Number two.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I actually like the smell of matches when you put
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: him out, so it works out really, really nicely. They
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: don't make an aerosol. They don't make like a lifesole
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: scent of burnt matches. It'd be actually pretty cool if
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: they did.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: But yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: In a new study, thirty two percent of Americans say
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: they feel completely comfortable both pooping and tooting.
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  Speaker 2: In front of their significant other.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: How old are these people?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Let's I do not have an age group on this study.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Because there's gonna be an age group where they don't
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: have a choice.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I believe choice is factored into this equation.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, because there's like, you know, they're like, you know,
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: eighty five, Do you feel comfortable pooping in front of
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: your partner? Well, it's gonna happen either way.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Day by day.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I'm getting more comfortable with it, mostly due to deces
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: is a Asian if I didn't even say that, we're
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: anywhere near it correctly. But yeah, only thirty two percent
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: of Americans say they feel completely comfortable both pooping and
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: passing gas in front of their significant other. That means
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: the rest of us, like you, Trey, Raj and me,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: the rest of us try to hide that stuff. For
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: some people, the poop shyness extends to people they don't know.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Fifty eight percent of women admit to feeling uncomfortable going
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: number two in a public restroom if other people are around.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Forty six percent of men feel the same. Fifty one
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: percent of women say they generally try to avoid public
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: restrooms altogether. Forty nine percent of men also agree, but yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: that they don't go any deeper into the pooping in
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: front of your significant other. But yeah, I mean one
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: third of people saying that they don't feel comfortable doing
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, one third of people say they do feel
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: comfortable going number two.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: In front of their significant other.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: It's just to me. Yeah, A buddy of mine found
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: out in a very odd way, and that just this
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: whole story reminded me of This story is he was
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: in the shower and his wife came in and started
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: to use them. She started to go and it had
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: never happened before, and I think they'd only been married
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: just a few months. And as he was showering, she
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: was going number deuce how long.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Have they been together before they got married?
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Three or four years?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's not something that you should just drop
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: out of nowhere, both figuratively and literally, Like there needs
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: to be a that's a major shift in the relationship.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: If there's going to be a major shift in the relationship,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: like out of nowhere deciding you want to poop in
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: front of each other, there needs to be a discussion
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: about it before someone just does it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he stopped, He got out of the shower and
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: went he was telling me the story. He got out
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: of the shower, went into the living room. When she
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: came out, she liked, what's the what's the problem? Is
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: everything okay? And he's like, yeah, we don't do that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: So he's like, I'm glad you're comfortable. I am not.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: And so that was I think it was a one
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: and done situation. But she thought it was okay. She
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: thought it was completely fine.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why all of a sudden she wanted
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: to cross into that territory after being together for so long.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't know what the motivation was,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: but maybe she just had a I mean, there's multiple
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: bathrooms in their house.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I'll show you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: No, it was. It was in the shower doing this thing,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: getting ready for work, and she.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I guess that's one way.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: If I guess that's one way that a third of
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: people would feel comfortable pooping in front of their significant
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: other is if they're doing it angry, like they're trying
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: to get back at their partner for something.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, I'm gonna get you.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like if he had dutch ovened her the night before,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: that's what you're gonna get.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, careful, yeah exactly. Roger the anger Dump. If
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: you do something back like yeah you dutch oven her
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the night before, watch out the next morning she might
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Anger Dump.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Also great name for a band, by the way. That's it, gentlemen, anger.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Dump really really solid.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Bad name.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to share with.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: You, and that is.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: You would think unrelated. In the same study. But in
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: the same study, they also found that one in twenty
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: people confess to having defecated in the shower.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: I would move, I would immediately break up with you,
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: and I would move.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: For the record, I don't think they said that one
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: in twenty people have pooped in the shower in front
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: of their significant other. They just found that one in
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: twenty people confessed having done it.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Period.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Yes, I would move, I would call, I would call you.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I will call you a filthy human on the way
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: out the door. And then that would be the end
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: of it. You would never see me again. You would
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: never hear from me again. I don't care. If we
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: had kids, they wouldn't know if they would program.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Even if checks come just nothing, nothing, you keep them.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: So if so, Let's say you walk into the bathroom
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: and she's waffle Stomp and lack of maniac trying to
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: hide it from you.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: That's the title track from Anger Dump Waffle Stomping.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: What's the album name too?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Along with the along with the same title tour and
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: line dance Billy Bobb's will Forever be changed.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Bhilliary will have to blind dancing hits Tank, You break
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: your heart and.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: And you thought the cupid shuffle was fun.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: And now there's a reason for sawdust to be on
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: the floor.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Just imagine going up to a wedding DJ and say, hey,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: you got you got keep a shuffle?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: No, what about the wabble? You got the wobble? No,
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I know you got the waffle stump.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, no I would Uh, I don't care if
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I I don't care if I even witnessed it, if
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: if if she came out and was like, hey, you know,
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I just got to tell you something. Sometimes I go
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: number two in the shower and I'd be like, it
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: was so lovely knowing you, And tell, Tell, Tell, Tell, Tell,
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Tell the kids. I love them. You'll never hear from
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: me again. You're blocked on every from my phone, all
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: social media, and I'm gonna tell your friends. I'm gonna
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: tell your family there needs to be intervention because there's
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: something seriously wrong with you. You have some sort of
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: mental illness. What if it was, like, what if it
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: was an emergency. What if just, you know, the the
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: need arose.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: She was sphinxing, not because she was sick, and because
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: she had to make the terrible decision, the Sophie's choice,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: like decision when you're sitting on the toilet and you're
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: going number two and you feel that you're about to
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: vomit as well, and you have to decide which one's
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: going to go on the toilet. That's when your best
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: decision is the third option you hadn't thought of. That's
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: the sphinx. That's when you get in the tub or
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: if the shower is big enough and you just get
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: down on all fours and you just do both.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: At the same time. It makes her an easier clean up.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like, what what if, Yeah, I mean,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: what if just something happened, Like what if she sneezed
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: really hard like that girl in Hall Pass, which if
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: you haven't seen that movie, it's completely worth it, if
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: no other reason than that scene in the bathroom.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: No, I mean how like if you're in the shower,
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: like how far away is the toilet because it's usually
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: very close by. H And if you're on the toilet
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: and you feel like vomit, I have I have trash
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: cans in every single bathroom, Okay, so you can throw
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: up in the trash can. So there's no excuse.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Let's just go back to the shower then, like it
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: just if something happens it was an oopsie? Are you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: gonna forgive her? Or are you still witness relocationing?
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: No? Yeah, I got a go bag. I gotta I
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: got the go bag, and and we're out the door,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna hitchhike like like Bill Bixby in the Hulk.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna just just stick my thumb out and
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: and play the piano and hope somebody picks me up
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: and doesn't kill me.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: And and and never ever ever allowed to be barefoot,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: like you. You have to wear socks every like, and
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: you hang your feet off the bed because if if
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I see a barefoot, I'm gonna think, you know, all
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: all your foots actually gonna look like bigfoot to me,
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: just big brown you know.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Tracks.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So what you're saying is Trey.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: If if you caught if you caught your lady waffle
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: stomping in the shower, mm hmm, you'd stay with her,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: but there'd be rules about where she's allowed to put
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: her feet.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know that i'd stay with her but until
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: I could move out, because I maybe couldn't go immediately. Yeah,
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: your feet are hanging off the bed and they're they're
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: double socks the whole entire time. Yeah, and you're not
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: playing footsy with me ever again.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna suran wrap your feet and then put socks
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: on them, and then I'm gonna put socks on those socks.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna stare at you the whole time with the
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: look that says you're filthy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: You're a filthy waffle stumper.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: You're an adult, no excuse no. And then I would
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: have to hug the I'd have to sit the kids
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: down and say, you know, here's what happened. Mom's disgusting.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's important that you know this about your mother,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: and it's important that you know the real reason that
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: you're never gonna see me again.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'll know they're my children. If they go,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: can we come with you? Dad? I'm like, yes, you can,
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: because you don't want to be around it either. And
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: then we leave and we abandon. That's what we do.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: I'll abandon you.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Because if you because if you and they stay, then
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: it's an endorsement of the waffle stomping lifestyle. And you
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: need to make sure that she is appropriately shunned and
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: therefore cannot raise other waffle stompers. You don't want the
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: next generation of waffle stompers.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: That's correct. I would put crime scene tape over the
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: shower like I would put I would. I would tape
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: it off, and only she can use that shower that showers.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: That is your shower. Now you own it. You should
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: live there. That's where you live. Now, you live in
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: that shower. When it dries off, that's where you sleep, because.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: You so, you and the kids.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: You and the kids would leave the love of your
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: life if you caught her waffle stomping in the shower,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: just like the family did when they escaped at the
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: end of Poltergeist.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't say leave Dan, I would say abandoned.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I'd even lower the real estate value because I would
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: put a sign out in front, you know, like a
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: foot on you know, a turn and go if that
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: lives here, I mean the brown letter.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you have.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: To decide which neighborhood do you want to live in?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Do you want to be next door neighbors to a
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: waffle stomper or to a sex offender.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I would still be like the sign in front of
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: my house would say price produced, Like that's what it
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: would say, because there's no way somebody's paying full price
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: knowing what happened in that shower.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: To give you fifty thousand dollars off the price of
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: this house because of the nastiness that went on. And
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: I would make her stand in front of that sign
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: with an arrow that says I'm a waffle stomper.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: It'll be it better off saying there was just a homicide.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Multiple homicides. Yeah, this is rather launted.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I'd rather live there house.
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  Speaker 1: feel I feel like I know her so well. She
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: and I started together and Saved by the bells. She
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: was so pretty and sweet and all that good stuff. Then,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: because I followed Ryan Reynolds's career from two Guys a
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Girl in a Pizza Place, she was on that show
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: near its end, I think when they eventually just changed
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it to two Guys and a Girl, which by today's
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: standards has a totally different meaning. But she was on
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: that show near the end as well, So I even
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: remember her from that then nine on two and oh,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: But I didn't really watch that much when she was on,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and then I actually watched her cooking show a few
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: times on TV.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Not bad.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: She also has a great photo shoot that she did
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: for I think it was Maxim where there's a lot
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: there's a lot of fishnet and yeah, he get to
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: see the glory that is Tiffany Peson.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: So Raj may not be a fisherman, but he can
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: appreciate some good fish nets. So Tiffany Amber thesis. Sorry
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: she dropped the amber part a while back. I don't
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: know why, but Tiffany Thesson is fifty one today.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: What's that quick question? So you know how we used
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: to refer to country people as kickers?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, uh huh.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Now now do we call them waffle stompers?
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: We can, we can change it. It's it's it's it's
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: time for a change. I believe that that's saying has
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: been around for far too long.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: So yeah, country and Western files, instead of being being
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: known as kickers, are now going to be dubbed waffle stompers.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you don't have to bleep it, and it's
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: has has more of an effect. I believe it's true.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe or maybe it's the urban cowboy version.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Of there there.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's it because I don't want to offend
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: actual ranchers and cowboys fair enough.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to taint them.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to take them tray, I do not.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to taint them with the label of
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Waffle Stompers.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: So yeah, we'll do that.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Urban Cowboys henceforth, inside the Treehouse will be known as
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Waffle Stompers, along with any and all of Roger's ex girlfriends.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yes other birthdays. Today, Mariska Harkita turned sixty one. She
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: is best known as Olivia Benson on Law and Order
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Special Victims Unit, which, by the way, she's done, she's
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: portrayed whoever you say it. She's played that character for
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: so many years and gone through so many fed up
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: storylines that she now has like PTSD, not from the
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: actual things happening like they do to people in real life,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: just from the storylines having to portray it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah. She's also the daughter of Jane Mansfield. Yeah, and
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: she was in the car when her mom died and
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: they thought she was dead. I think they were actually
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: getting her, like getting ready to put her in a
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: body bag when she kind of came to. So she
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: has that trauma as well on top of all of
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: the storylines, and I read about that where she suffers
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: like she has to have therapy and counseling because of
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: all the horrific storylines that she's had to work through.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: You know, it's interesting because on occasion I'll see actors
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: where they will say, I'm tired of this, I want
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: something else creatively blah blah blah, which I think is
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: a great luxury. When you've played a character for a
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: certain amount of time and you've made a certain amount
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: of money, that gives you the reason to then say
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: that you're like, you know what, I think I'm successful
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: enough now I'm ready for a change.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: And I used to think that that was.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Entitled selfish blah blah blah, but I think it depends
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: on your situation. Like if you're a risk A Hargetay,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: if she came out after I don't know, twenty years
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: on SVU and said, you know, I think I'm ready
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: for a change.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I need a new challenge, I need to portray a
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: new character. I think we all would be like, yeah, time.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Tony Shaloub from Monk, he had that's why he
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: left the show because he was developing OCD in real life.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: So he had to leave the show because like, that's
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: why they ended the show. The show could have kept
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: going forever, and they had to end the show because
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: he basically went to the producers and said, I'm developing
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: like my own cases of OCD where he had to
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: touch everything and do things in certain numbers, and when
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: that started becoming a part of his life, he's like,
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: I'm done, I'm out. Monks finished.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I thought Mariska harder today. Hargeta at one point did
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: want to leave, but then they threw a boatload of
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: cash at her and she stayed.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that may have happened.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: So that's the other reason, Like, you know what, the
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: therapy is bad, but the boat is nice.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I run a fourteen fourteen million dollar apartment in
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: New York City.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll do it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I can understand.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: I want to.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: I wonder.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they actually said it was like, okay,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna throw a whole bag of money at you,
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: but the storylines are gonna get way worse.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I bet the minute they have a storyline of waffle stompers,
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: she's out the door.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: That's the line.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Sick.
• 42:33
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• 43:13
  Speaker 2: You can also find us on TikTok at tree House
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• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Speaking of TikTok, Trey, what was the video that you
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: were just telling us about in the break.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: There was a video a woman posted asking if for
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: people that pooped in the shower, if they had trouble
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: U stomping on it and getting it down the drain.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're supposed to.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to not be able to stomp your poop
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: down the shower drain because it's not supposed to go there.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: That should be the first.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Hint you shouldn't do it. Yeah, and it's people like
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: that that I'm okay with TikTok being banned.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we should revisit the band because there
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: are a lot of things on TikTok that are dangerous,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: like trying to find a community of fellow waffle stoppers.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: I'm sure, I'm sure there's a support groof of some sort.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe they meet at the waffle house, which.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Is irony, Isn't that how they clean some waffle houses,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: not with the poop. I mean, like if they're just
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: there's drains in the floors and they just kind of
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: wash it all down and it just.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: It goes down. I could be totally wrong.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Trey, So you said the woman on TikTok pose
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: the question, does anyone else have trouble smashing the poop
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: down the shower drain like she does?
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: How many?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: How many replies did she have?
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I'm a lot. I'm trying to see if I can
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: find the video.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Now that's just people admitting that. I mean, that's it
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: just gives people. That's the platform. It gives people a
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: platform to go. I do it too, and we don't
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: need to know you.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Those types of topics were on the arc web like
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: eight or sixteen chan or something.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, like you have people that you're like,
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: you know, hey, you know Steve's feet stink. Now you'll
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: know why you can go Steve or you are you
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: a stumper the slang for waffle stumper, And you'll see
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: the shame wash over Steve and then you'll know and
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: then you don't you're not friends with him anymore, and
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: he can join a community online.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: You know what, there is something you can take out
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: of the treehouse today. One in twenty people have admitted
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: to trying to.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: How did it hang on? We go, pull it back up,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: see exactly how it was worded.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Give me a moment. Yeah, okay, here, here we go.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Uh so take this with you out of the treehouse today.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: When you're looking around someplace. There's a lot of people.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: One in twenty p mm hmm have defecated in the shower.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: That's five percent.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Interestingly, that's the same percentage of the population that are sociopaths.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Probably the same people. I can see that that should
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: be one of the traits, like do you have no remorse?
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: No guilt? Do you poop in the shower? There you go.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: That's how we defined so that we can skip the
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: first two, the guilt and remorse. We can skip those
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: and be like, hey, let me just ask you a question. Yeah,
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: do you poop in the shower? Yeah? And you have
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: no guilt or remorse? You're you're yeah, you're you're Norman Bates. Yeah,
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: you're a crazy person. And you should be shunned by society,
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: like like put them next to the leper colony and
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: and let them. You know, if the.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Lempers have it bad enough, don't do it to them,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: I would trade.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I think the lepers at that point would say, we
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: don't want them as our neighbors. Yeah, I mean they're
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: not bad, but we're not waffles stomp bad.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: But i mean like, but they can't waffle stop because
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: a toe too will fly off, Like they can't do it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: They're not There's is not the reason why they would
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: hate the waffle stoppers.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and like they're not sharing the same shower. I'm
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: just saying, this just shown them, like you know, like
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: had they used to do in like the the early
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: nineteen twenties with the leper colonies. They just had them
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: like tucked away in a corner. That's where you put
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: all the waffle stoppers. You give them a bag of
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: their clothes and dirty socks or whatever it is that
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: they have that's yuh, and you send them on their
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: way and you you you have to walk them in
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: and you have to enroll them like you're rolling a
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: kid in school. I mean, like this is a this
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: is Amanda, and she's a waffle stomper, and she's she
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: lives here now because I'm taking the kids and we're
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: moving somewhere she'll never find us.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: This is one of those moments in the show where
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I like to think that right now, there's a group
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: of people listening and among them is an Amanda.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were saying there's a group of
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: people listening that are all in the shower or pupe.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I don't that's a club. I don't necessarily want to
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: cater to.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to cater to them at all.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: You know where that's going.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: It is interesting though, because in the podcasting world they
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: always say to niche down.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what we want, Like when we do a
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: lot a live event is just a room full of
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: waffle stumpers. That's what we want. I'm leaving the show. Yeah,
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: this was the Treeouse.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: It has been stomped down the drain. On the other hand,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: if they want to run ads for cron disease, oh god,
• 49:06
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