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Speaker 1: Now the Christmas is over, everybody's making these tweets and
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Speaker 1: Facebook posts about new hear new make.
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Speaker 2: Sure up FW It's time to welcome Vocome BULLI the Kill.
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Speaker 3: Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the one and
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Speaker 3: Only Kandae Lopez and producer Poo the Kid in the Morning,
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Speaker 3: the game, there's the incredible hair.
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Speaker 2: Of it live and logo.
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Speaker 1: Really the Kid in the Morning, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
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Speaker 2: Is this the first Monday of twenty twenty six?
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Speaker 4: Yes, I think so.
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Speaker 2: I don't know who he is. Actually, I'm surprised. I
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Speaker 2: know what day it is.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, same.
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Speaker 5: At this point, it's makes one or two point nine.
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Speaker 5: Good morning, Billy the Kid, Candice low Pez, producer Pooh,
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Speaker 5: it feels so good to be back.
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Speaker 4: It actually does. I didn't even really talk to you
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Speaker 4: guys that much.
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Speaker 2: What do you mean it actually does? Wow?
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Speaker 6: The kids say, actually, yeah, yeah, it actually does.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you were like surprised that it feels good.
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Speaker 6: This is like the super Bowl of all mondays.
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Speaker 4: Back to work, right, I'm.
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Speaker 5: Hearing a lot of people back today, a lot of
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Speaker 5: people back to work, back to school, and you know what, good.
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Speaker 4: We got this yeah, we got this.
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Speaker 5: I'm surprisingly in a good mood. I'm sure I'm gonna
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Speaker 5: crash at about eight thirty. Yeah, but I've been so
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Speaker 5: excited to get back on the air and talk to
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Speaker 5: my friends.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and really what was over the break? Right? But
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Speaker 4: then I listened to the show while.
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Speaker 6: I was gone, and I was just laughing in my car,
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Speaker 6: and I was just like, oh.
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Speaker 4: Man, I miss it.
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Speaker 2: I missed it. Yeah, what are they doing? Oh good?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know I talked to Pooh a couple of times.
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Speaker 5: I talked to you. I think want's Candice.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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Speaker 6: Like yesterday, yeah, yeah, because.
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Speaker 4: We were like, hey, I think we go back to
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Speaker 4: work tomorrow.
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Speaker 5: Well, we had like a post you know, pre show
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Speaker 5: meeting to get ready for today, and a lot of
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Speaker 5: things happen. First of all, we have a obviously a
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Speaker 5: new dirty little secret coming up, which I'm very excited about.
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Speaker 5: I kind of know what the issue is here and
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Speaker 5: it's a good one.
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Speaker 2: Okay, very good one.
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Speaker 5: Also, someone on the show when I on a first date,
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Speaker 5: a very bad blind date, and we're going to talk
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Speaker 5: about that probably after Canna's court around seven forty.
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Speaker 2: So, I know, so cannas how are you. Are you good?
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Speaker 4: I'm good. Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I just feel like I should talk about the things
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Speaker 6: I didn't do over the break, because you know, when
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Speaker 6: you leave.
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Speaker 4: For a holiday break, you're like, yeah, I'm gonna do
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Speaker 4: this and that and this and that, and I have
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Speaker 4: a whole lineup of things to do.
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Speaker 6: I did not clean out my car. I got back
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Speaker 6: in my car this morning. I was like, wow, that's
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Speaker 6: still there from you know, I don't know how long ago.
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Speaker 2: Oh you were going to do that. See I actually
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Speaker 2: did that.
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Speaker 4: Oh good for you.
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Speaker 5: I cleaned my car and like detailed, I did things
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Speaker 5: I would normally never do.
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Speaker 6: Oh see, I did the exact opposite.
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Speaker 2: What did you do?
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Speaker 6: I I made a lot of cookies. I ate a
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Speaker 6: lot of food. You guys would be so proud of me,
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Speaker 6: except I did step on the scale this weekend for
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Speaker 6: the first time.
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Speaker 4: And you know what it said? It popped And I
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Speaker 4: wish I had screenshot of.
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Speaker 6: This because I have a high tech like fit track.
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Speaker 4: Throw and so it connects to your phone.
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Speaker 2: I have audio of it.
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Speaker 7: Oh God, a big bag, big bag screen popped up
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Speaker 7: and it goes, is this canvas question mark?
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Speaker 6: It said, uh, your number is higher than usual. Are
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Speaker 6: you sure you need to don't need to switch profiles?
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Speaker 4: You shame me right off the.
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Speaker 6: Bat, and I was like, I wish i'd screenshot today
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Speaker 6: because immediately closed it out and I was like, let
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Speaker 6: me see what the.
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Speaker 2: Number is source one?
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Speaker 5: What kind of scale does that? Immediately throw that thing away?
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, it's great. It's gonna keep me, you know,
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Speaker 4: in check. It's not all.
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Speaker 6: About Wade obviously, like it's about your health and and
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Speaker 6: how you move in the world.
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Speaker 5: But like I was like, okay, I don't need that
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Speaker 5: kind of energy in my life.
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Speaker 2: So is this still canvas?
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Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 2: You, I'm the only.
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Speaker 4: One who has a profile on the scale. Anyway, who
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Speaker 4: do you think it is?
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Speaker 2: What is here? What's I need? Some big big back activity?
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Speaker 1: Yesterday? We know, me and the kids woke up five
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Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. Yeah, took off the Round Rock Donuts.
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Speaker 2: Wait, yes, for donuts here in Austin. No, we took
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Speaker 2: off from here.
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Speaker 5: Wait to god, Wait a minute, that's got to be
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Speaker 5: the most big back activity.
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Speaker 4: I thought your kids were in Austin and you went
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Speaker 4: to get.
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Speaker 2: No, we were, we were.
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Speaker 1: You drove all the way from whatever from Dallas to
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Speaker 1: Round rock to get donuts.
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Speaker 2: From Saxy to Yeah, what an awful way to kick
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Speaker 2: off the year.
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Speaker 1: January first board and I was like, you know what,
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Speaker 1: let's go do something crazy tomorrow. And they were like
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Speaker 1: what And I said, just be ready, don't stay up
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Speaker 1: all night. We woke up. I was like, let's go.
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Speaker 1: They were like, where are we going? I was like,
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Speaker 1: round rock doughus like.
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Speaker 4: They were like yeah, they were hype about it, so mad.
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Speaker 1: Let's just go to Shipley's down school. I mean, they
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Speaker 1: are good, They're so good.
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Speaker 4: Whow what I mean pressive?
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Speaker 2: A quick road trip? That's not that's not quick. That's
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Speaker 2: how long? That's like what three hours? Two and a half?
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Speaker 1: Two and a half, yeah, two and a half for
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Speaker 1: some donuts, some donut.
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Speaker 2: I swore that. I saw that in your story. I'm like,
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Speaker 2: he's coming back.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I did too. I didn't even question, yeah, neither die.
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Speaker 4: It goes down there.
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Speaker 5: Actually, you know what I thought of I thought, oh,
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Speaker 5: he went down to see his ex.
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Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
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Speaker 4: I didn't even think of that.
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Speaker 2: I was sure that's not what happened.
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Speaker 1: Yes, how come I didn't see your kids in the
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Speaker 1: picture because we just went there way back?
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Speaker 4: I got Paul's number. I'm gonna tell you.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we gave back guess what new year, same pooh.
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Speaker 2: It's tough stories on the tents with Billy the Kid
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Speaker 2: in the.
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Speaker 4: Morning only on the New Mixed one or two point.
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Speaker 5: Nine fright and early on a Monday morning, first Monday, back,
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Speaker 5: first real Monday.
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Speaker 2: This is pretty much January first.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is stuff today and it's a glory.
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Speaker 5: Say like, I heard someone at Kroger say that that
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Speaker 5: I saw two old men a Kroger.
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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, he's how you doing?
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Speaker 5: Jamie goes, well, I'm on the right side of the grass.
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Speaker 2: And I was like, what does that mean. Oh, he's
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Speaker 2: not buried? Okay, good, Oh my god, that's what he said.
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Speaker 1: That's my new phrase. He goes, I'm on the right
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Speaker 1: side of the grass. Oh sounds like good for you, Jim.
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Speaker 4: That's one way to look at it.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he goes, what do you need? He goes,
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Speaker 5: I'm looking for black god people that love it, right,
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Speaker 5: Kennu's what's going on?
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Speaker 2: Well?
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Speaker 6: Of course, the Cowboys ended their season with a loss
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Speaker 6: to the Giants yesterday. That losing record seven nine and one.
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Speaker 6: The good news about all this is we never have
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Speaker 6: to talk about that one again.
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Speaker 2: Right, I didn't watch the game. You didn't, Oh no, No,
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Speaker 2: why would I watch.
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Speaker 4: The game because it was on I don't care.
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Speaker 2: I don't care.
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Speaker 5: If Dak through for four thousand yards yesterday, we're not
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Speaker 5: in the playoffs.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I think about like professional sports.
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Speaker 4: This is a crazy thing to process.
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Speaker 6: Like, hey, guys, if we have an awful day at work,
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Speaker 6: we just start summer vacation, now, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 4: Why we do great today at work? We have to
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Speaker 4: work next week too.
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Speaker 5: And I couldn't stand, Like, I don't like when they
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Speaker 5: lose and then they're slapping hands with the other team laughing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see you depressed.
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Speaker 4: Oh, they knew it was gonna happen. I mean, they
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Speaker 4: knew it was over anyway, So who cares.
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Speaker 2: I don't I care. I want you to.
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Speaker 5: I want you to walk off the field, to pretend
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Speaker 5: at least until you get in the locker room. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: and you're going to get your rolls, Royce. She just
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Speaker 5: pretend you're sad for me. We got to show some emotion,
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Speaker 5: thank you.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, Dak was pulled from the game at halftime.
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Speaker 6: The real conversation, of course, about our defensive coordinator in
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Speaker 6: his future with the Cowboys, Jerry saying not to blame
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Speaker 6: all of this on him, that this took five or
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Speaker 6: six years to get here, which is also kind of
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Speaker 6: an alarming thing to say. Dak says, nothing about the
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Speaker 6: off season changes because of this season.
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Speaker 4: But there you go. Sad times for Cowboys fans this morning.
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Speaker 2: See you next year. But next year is our year.
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Speaker 4: Yeah it is, for real, let's go guys.
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Speaker 6: Well it's January fifth, and Lake Superior State has come
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Speaker 6: out with their annual list of vanished words they think
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Speaker 6: we should stop using.
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Speaker 4: In twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 6: Good okay, I looked good list last year. Yeah, they
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Speaker 6: started this in nineteen seventy six. It was like a
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Speaker 6: fun New Year's tradition slash publicity stunt.
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Speaker 2: Yeah are we banishing this year?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna highlight some of the top ten that
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Speaker 6: stood out to me.
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Speaker 4: So number nine on the.
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Speaker 6: List was my bad, Oh no no, which was also
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Speaker 6: on the list in nineteen ninety eight.
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Speaker 2: Or obviously stop.
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Speaker 5: Saying it no my bad woo says it five times
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Speaker 5: an hour?
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Speaker 2: My bad? Yeah. Hey, well you forgot to do this,
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Speaker 2: I know my bad.
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Speaker 4: I never vanished my bad.
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Speaker 2: Oh I like my I like my bad. Maybe we're
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Speaker 2: what they call old heads. Okay, that's what the kids
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Speaker 2: call us.
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Speaker 4: I don't like that word.
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Speaker 2: Oh he's an old head.
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Speaker 4: That's weird.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Anyway, Number seven on the list, I'm guilty of this
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Speaker 6: one for sure.
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Speaker 4: Perfect perfect.
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Speaker 6: They say, you know, there's very few instances where perfect
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Speaker 6: actually applies, And that's.
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Speaker 4: Actually true because I say it.
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Speaker 6: What I just really mean, that's satisfactory.
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Speaker 2: Yeah okay, now let's just start saying that.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, satisfactory.
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Speaker 2: Okay, today's going to be a great day. Perfect.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I did that for you. Oh perfect? Yeah, Well
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Speaker 5: you should have exactly.
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Speaker 6: Okay, exactly other ones on the list, full stop.
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Speaker 4: I don't ever say that. Who says that number three
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Speaker 4: on the list was cooked?
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Speaker 2: Now? Cooked? Yeah, I kind of like cook.
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Speaker 4: I thought it was just getting going.
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Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, it's brand new to me.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: A Number two on the list was Demure, which was
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Speaker 6: trendy back in August of twenty twenty four.
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Speaker 2: Get rid of it.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, and you'll be excited about this. Number one on
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Speaker 6: the list was six seven. Oh god, they say six
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Speaker 6: to seven should be eighty six.
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Speaker 2: Oh good.
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Speaker 5: So I was playing basketball yesterday and in the score
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Speaker 5: was six seven and they were like someone was like,
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Speaker 5: what was the score and I was like, oh, it's
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Speaker 5: six seven, and all the kids in the sideline was
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Speaker 5: shut up, shut up.
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Speaker 6: Well it's done according to the list and real quick, guys,
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Speaker 6: word is Dua Lipa's fiance is the next James Bond.
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Speaker 6: Reports are saying Callum Turner has told his friends about
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Speaker 6: getting this role. Sources saying he's been blabbing this news
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Speaker 6: all over town, that everyone in his circle is talking
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Speaker 6: about it, that it is the worst kept a secret.
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Speaker 4: I could totally see him playing James Bond.
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Speaker 6: I know who he is, okay, I mean picture James
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Speaker 6: Bond and that's him. Really Yeah, he's like an English actor,
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Speaker 6: former model Callum Turner. Yeah, the studios haven't made the
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Speaker 6: announcement official just yet on who's actually going to get
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Speaker 6: that role, but some people are like, hey, if this
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Speaker 6: is a thing, do A Lipa should sing the new
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Speaker 6: theme song, which I definitely be down for.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'm looking at picture. He looks like a.
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Speaker 4: Six to two English dude.
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Speaker 5: He looks like a t Shawn Mendez. I mean he's
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Speaker 5: looking dude. I guess, but doesn't he.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, picture of him you're looking at that's not the
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Speaker 6: best pleasure value. That is a bad hairline in that
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Speaker 6: photo that is highlighted for him.
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Speaker 4: There's got to be a better picture. You're actually not wrong.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh good, No, I'm happy for him.
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Speaker 4: I'll let you know if that's confirmed. I gotta go.
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Speaker 4: I'm can of slow pez. Those are your top stories.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back.
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Speaker 5: All right, let's do a realer fake news or you're
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Speaker 5: ready to give you three headlines? You gotta tell me
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Speaker 5: which one is fake? Three headlines? Which one is fakeh
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Speaker 5: It's just a fun way to talk about some ridiculous
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Speaker 5: things in the news.
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Speaker 2: Ridiculous. Are you ready, Candice?
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Speaker 1: Yep?
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Speaker 2: Are you ready? Pooh yes. Headline number one.
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Speaker 5: Father arrested for child neglect after leaving nine year old
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Speaker 5: in backyard overnight because he wouldn't stop saying six' seven.
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Speaker 5: John father arrested for child neglect after leaving nine year
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Speaker 5: old in backyard overnight because he wouldn't stop saying six.
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Speaker 2: Seven that is headline number, one all. Right headline number.
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Speaker 5: Two twenty one year old woman rings in the new
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Speaker 5: year by setting a walmart on.
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Speaker 2: Fire oh, wow.
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Speaker 5: Twenty one year old woman rings in the new year
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Speaker 5: by setting A walmart on. Fire headline number, three donated
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Speaker 5: cadaver fat now being used in breast and butt. Lifts,
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Speaker 5: oh donated cadaver fat now being used in breast and butt.
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Speaker 2: LIFTS i don't like. That that's dead, people, right that
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Speaker 2: is dead? People?
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Speaker 5: Pooh, yeah headline number. Three there you, go three of.
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Speaker 5: Them one of them is? Faked to? Me which one is?
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Speaker 5: Fake who would like to start off the new year
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Speaker 5: by guessing? First i'll go first.
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Speaker 6: Today this is pretty, hard But i'm going to pick
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Speaker 6: that first, story the sixth seventh?
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Speaker 4: Story? Really, yeah luckhand for?
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Speaker 2: That are you?
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Speaker 3: Sure?
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Speaker 2: Yeah you don't want to start off the new year
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Speaker 2: with AN? L?
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Speaker 4: NO i don't?
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Speaker 2: LOT i Do, no.
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Speaker 5: It's not all, right producer. Pooh she's got number one locked?
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Speaker 5: In what about? You which one do you think is
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Speaker 5: the fake? Story lock me in for that second? Story
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Speaker 5: setting A walmart on?
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Speaker 2: Fire? REALLY i think that's.
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Speaker 5: Reasonable, actually she dad mad about great. Value it sounds
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Speaker 5: like SOMETHING i. Did, yeah all, right let's lock that.
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Speaker 5: In and the winner today is starting off twenty twenty
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Speaker 5: six with A. W it is Not Producer, pooh.
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Speaker 2: Canice.
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Speaker 5: Congratulations, yes the father was not arrested for leaving his
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Speaker 5: kid out in the, backyard even on valid.
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Speaker 2: Reason, yeah saying six to seven over and over.
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Speaker 4: AGAIN i love When enzo says. It it's so.
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Speaker 6: Cute does a, handmush but it's just so.
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Speaker 4: CUTE i don't know because he's.
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Speaker 5: Seven, yeah if you're under the age of, seven, yeah
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Speaker 5: maybe you can get away with.
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Speaker 2: It, yeah but stop it the second.
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Speaker 4: GRADERS i, like let's say.
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Speaker 5: IT i heard an adults say it the other day
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Speaker 5: AND i was, like stop. That they're like sixty, seven,
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Speaker 5: Right no, Sir, No, no you're a grown. Man stop saying.
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Speaker 3: That.
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Speaker 5: Okay the other stories that are, Real, well let's talk
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Speaker 5: about this twenty one year old who set A walmart on.
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Speaker 2: Fire, oh where do you think she's? From? Uh, Nosquite i'm,
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Speaker 2: say yeahs In.
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Speaker 4: Texas, no it's Non.
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Speaker 5: Texas, Oklahoma, no Not, florida Not, Oklahoma, Tennessee.
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Speaker 2: Illinois oh GUESS i.
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Speaker 5: KNOW a twenty one year old woman In illinois got
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Speaker 5: arrested after she rang in The New year by setting
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Speaker 5: A walmart on. Fire the store says she costs five
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Speaker 5: million dollars in. Damage all, Right, yes.
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Speaker 2: Girl her name Is.
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Speaker 5: Adeline, yeah you know. What never trust In adeline because
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Speaker 5: they call Him. Addie yeah And.
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Speaker 2: Maddie oh, yeah they go. Crazy they're. Crazy, Yeah maddies are.
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Speaker 2: Wild she'll set your house on. Fire you make A maddie,
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Speaker 2: Mad she's setting your home on. Fire she will forget A.
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Speaker 2: Walmart i'm telling.
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Speaker 5: You she took two cans of camping fuel to the
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Speaker 5: store's baby, section dumped it on multiple, cribs set them on,
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Speaker 5: fire and walked.
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Speaker 2: Out cops arrested her for aggravated.
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Speaker 1: Arson turned out she also had pending arson charges In colorado, too.
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Speaker 5: So now she's staying locked up this. Time that's probably
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Speaker 5: a good. Thing you, know you don't want her. Loose,
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Speaker 5: NO i don't know why it doesn't even know why
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Speaker 5: she did. It just get bored On New Year's? Eve
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Speaker 5: what AM i gonna watch The Dick Clark special or
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Speaker 5: set A?
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Speaker 2: Walmart is pretty? Cool, yeah but have you ever seen fifty?
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Speaker 2: Cribs that's, awesome that's.
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Speaker 5: Awful thank god nobody got hurt, though all, Right donated
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Speaker 5: cadaver fat is being used in breast and butt.
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Speaker 2: Lifts NOW i didn't know. That, No AND i you
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Speaker 2: want a butt.
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Speaker 4: Lift, well this is your. Ear if you want, it
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Speaker 4: just do.
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Speaker 2: It do you save?
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Speaker 1: That?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah and this is my year of getting A. Bbl.
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15:28
Speaker 5: man do you have a?
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Speaker 2: Pancake now you can change that all?
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Speaker 5: Right well now a scientific advancements are really just getting
15:36
Speaker 5: crazy because a growing number of people are Getting brazilian
15:38
Speaker 5: butt lifts and breast enhancements using fat donated from human.
15:41
Speaker 5: Cadavers this product is called alo clay and it's made
15:47
Speaker 5: from sterile fat that goes through a cleaning process to
15:49
Speaker 5: remove THE dna and then it can just be putting other.
15:53
Speaker 6: People what and are you signing off on this like
15:57
Speaker 6: as a donor or are they just Like i'm not doing.
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Speaker 2: That this is not WHAT i expected WHEN i said
16:01
Speaker 2: my organs to be.
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16:06
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Speaker 1: Butt my muffin tops are in A highland Park mom's.
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Speaker 2: DONOR i don't want to.
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Speaker 5: Be A bbl Don't AND i do have, organs you,
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Speaker 5: put a note like a little, asterisk not my.
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16:29
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Speaker 6: FAT i earn that someone could still enjoy your, fat
16:35
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16:45
Speaker 2: Better welcome to The Dirty Little Secret mix one of
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Speaker 5: Nine good, Morning I'm billy the kid can a slow pass.
16:51
Speaker 5: Producer poo is. Here it's twenty twenty. Six it's gonna
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16:55
Speaker 5: sonny okay for your bad attitude, okay and what it
16:59
Speaker 5: gonna be like seventy, Three tomorrow's seventy six and. Sunny
17:02
Speaker 5: welcome this. Summer, okay but Then i'm Sure i'll slow.
17:05
Speaker 5: Down who, knows get cold. Again we have some coming
17:08
Speaker 5: up to besides dirty little. Secret we Got Canni's court
17:10
Speaker 5: on the. Way we'll do that at like seven, thirty
17:11
Speaker 5: and then, afterwards right After Kenni's. COURT i can't wait
17:13
Speaker 5: to talk about this because one of us went on
17:15
Speaker 5: a blind age and it did not. End, well it
17:17
Speaker 5: wasn't me. Yet well you.
17:19
Speaker 2: Never, Know, cannis you don't. Know, yeah maybe it was, Me,
17:22
Speaker 2: yeah maybe it. Was maybe it.
17:24
Speaker 5: Was if you have a dirty little secret eight three
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17:30
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17:33
Speaker 2: one let us.
17:34
Speaker 3: Know.
17:34
Speaker 5: Now this, Guy i've been so excited to talk to
17:36
Speaker 5: him because, well what is going?
17:37
Speaker 3: On, Well i'm telling, YOU i still can't BELIEVE i
17:41
Speaker 3: actually did. It, okay four years, later it's four years later,
17:46
Speaker 3: now AND i replayed that night in my, head AND
17:49
Speaker 3: i wonder what kind of, insane desperate version of myself
17:53
Speaker 3: came up with this. Idea here's the. Deal back, Then back,
17:57
Speaker 3: then my wife she was drowning an alcohol AND i
18:01
Speaker 3: was trying, everything, talks, threats, promises. Tears none of it.
18:05
Speaker 3: Were one night she went out with her. Friends she
18:09
Speaker 3: went out with her, friends and when they pulled into the,
18:11
Speaker 3: driveway they practically carried her out of the. Car she was,
18:15
Speaker 3: limp covered in warm and mumble and. NONSENSE i was,
18:18
Speaker 3: furious BUT i carried her, inside cleaned her, up and
18:22
Speaker 3: put her to, Bed like how alois. Did it's WHAT
18:25
Speaker 3: i did, Afterward that's the PART i never told the.
18:28
Speaker 2: Soul what did you do? Afterwards after you carried her
18:31
Speaker 2: into the, House you.
18:32
Speaker 3: Mean AFTER i carried her, in cleaned her, up and
18:34
Speaker 3: put her to, BED i did something never told the
18:38
Speaker 3: soul about. IT i walked into our backyard AND i
18:42
Speaker 3: grabbed one of the, dogs like you, know one of
18:45
Speaker 3: the dogs pieces of, poop AND i placed it right. There,
18:48
Speaker 3: YEAH i grabbed one of the dogs pieces of. Poop,
18:51
Speaker 3: Okay AND i went up to the driveway AND i
18:54
Speaker 3: placed it right there in the middle of the. Driveway
18:57
Speaker 3: and THEN i went aside and, Stay i'll tell you.
19:01
Speaker 3: WHY i went back and. Died the next, morning she
19:05
Speaker 3: woke up with a hangover that looked like punishment From god,
19:09
Speaker 3: himself and she kept saying she didn't remember. Anything SO
19:14
Speaker 3: i told. HER i told her she had gone to
19:17
Speaker 3: the bathroom in the.
19:18
Speaker 4: Driveway wait a, minute you put the dogs poop, there
19:25
Speaker 4: and told her she did.
19:27
Speaker 3: It, well she was damn, RIGHT i did damn? RIGHT
19:31
Speaker 3: i did.
19:31
Speaker 4: Him, no.
19:35
Speaker 3: She, said, well it gets.
19:37
Speaker 2: BETTER i told.
19:39
Speaker 3: HER i told her the neighbors. SAW i told her.
19:44
Speaker 3: THAT i told HER i did, it AND i told
19:51
Speaker 3: her it was humiliating that she scared, me that she needed.
19:55
Speaker 3: Help she broke. Completely, really she was. Mortified oh, yeah.
20:02
Speaker 3: Mortified she was crying For i'm telling you. Man she
20:11
Speaker 3: was so. Embarrassed and then she stopped drinking old turkey.
20:18
Speaker 2: Drop so still to this day she has not.
20:21
Speaker 3: Drunk to this, day she believes that moment was her rock.
20:25
Speaker 3: Bottom she calls it a wake up. Yep she calls
20:30
Speaker 3: it her wake up, all her turning, point the moment
20:33
Speaker 3: she realized she had to. Change oh my, gosh, yeah.
20:38
Speaker 5: Yep but you, know as crazy as it, SOUNDS i,
20:41
Speaker 5: mean and it is pretty, insane don't get me. WRONG i,
20:43
Speaker 5: Listen i've been around an alcoholic and an, alcoholic and
20:47
Speaker 5: desperate times call for desperate, measures and sometimes you don't
20:51
Speaker 5: even know what to.
20:52
Speaker 2: Do you don't know.
20:52
Speaker 3: What to do, Well i'll tell you that's exactly. Right you,
20:57
Speaker 3: know they bring it to a point that you'll. Try
21:00
Speaker 3: and as awful AS i feel about WHAT i, did
21:02
Speaker 3: and as, manipulative as insane as it, WAS i cannot
21:06
Speaker 3: deny one. Thing it, worked its.
21:10
Speaker 5: Hard and it saved your, life, honestly BECAUSE i, mean
21:13
Speaker 5: she's going down that path And god only knows what
21:15
Speaker 5: would have.
21:15
Speaker 2: Happened so, wow, SIR a round of applause for. You
21:20
Speaker 2: that's amazing. Work, yeah thank.
21:23
Speaker 3: You, yeah you, know they get you to a point
21:26
Speaker 3: where you can be pretty, resourceful you get.
21:29
Speaker 1: CREATIVE i would have never thought of. That that's actually
21:32
Speaker 1: a brilliant. Move next time gets, Drunk i'm saying that
21:36
Speaker 1: you took in the.
21:36
Speaker 5: DRIVEWAY i want to be, like, pooh you won't believe
21:39
Speaker 5: what you.
21:40
Speaker 2: Did you had One MIC's hard.
21:42
Speaker 5: Lemonade, wow, sir thank you for your. Confession that is
21:48
Speaker 5: that's one of the craziest ones we've had in a.
21:49
Speaker 5: While BUT i, mean you're you're a loving husband who
21:52
Speaker 5: had to.
21:53
Speaker 3: Do what you had to do exactly.
21:55
Speaker 2: Correct And i'll drink to. That i'm just the tents
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Speaker 2: With billy The kid in the morning.
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Speaker 2: Nine it is so good to be. Back don't. Forget
22:06
Speaker 2: we Got cannas cords coming.
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Speaker 5: bad blind date or with the holiday, break we got
22:12
Speaker 5: to talk about that at about seven, forty will do.
22:15
Speaker 2: It So, cannice what's going on right?
22:16
Speaker 6: Now, well jury selection starts today in the trial of
22:18
Speaker 6: a Former Uvaldi school police. Officer the jury will decide
22:22
Speaker 6: whether his actions or in actions amounted to a crime
22:26
Speaker 6: during that seventy seven minute delay and the tragedy at Rob,
22:29
Speaker 6: elementary so that trial.
22:31
Speaker 4: Was moved To Corpus.
22:32
Speaker 6: Christy that officer faces twenty nine counts of abandoning or
22:36
Speaker 6: endangering a. Child he is the first police officer In
22:39
Speaker 6: texas to be prosecuted for allegedly failing to take action
22:43
Speaker 6: during an active shooter. Situation the Former Uvaldi school's police
22:47
Speaker 6: chief is also awaiting, Trial SO i know a lot.
22:50
Speaker 4: Of eyes on that.
22:51
Speaker 6: Trial but they did have to move it out of,
22:52
Speaker 6: there you, know in order to hopefully get a fair.
22:54
Speaker 1: TRIAL i, mean no matter where you move, it, yeah
22:57
Speaker 1: if it's In texas and it has to, be, yeah
22:59
Speaker 1: it's going to.
22:59
Speaker 4: Be people know about it for.
23:01
Speaker 6: Sure it's whether they have an opinion or, not which
23:03
Speaker 6: is what they're going to be looking for.
23:05
Speaker 4: Today So i'll keep you.
23:06
Speaker 6: Posted and a class action lawsuit has been filed against
23:09
Speaker 6: McDonald's accusing them of misleading consumers by marketing their mcgrib
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Speaker 6: sandwich as if it contains actual pork rib meat when
23:18
Speaker 6: it actually.
23:18
Speaker 4: Doesn't, uh there's no rib. Meat well McDonald's.
23:22
Speaker 6: Rip they say that the mcgrib sandwich is made with
23:25
Speaker 6: one hundred percent pork seasoned bonus pork according to their,
23:29
Speaker 6: website but the plaintiffs in this case say they use
23:32
Speaker 6: ground up portions of lower grade pork products like shoulder
23:36
Speaker 6: heart and scalded.
23:37
Speaker 4: Stomach what DO i?
23:38
Speaker 2: Expect DID i? Expect like quality rib?
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Speaker 3: Meat?
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Speaker 1: Yeah you, Know i've NEVER i just had a McRib
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Speaker 1: like two weeks ago for the first TIME i was.
23:46
Speaker 1: It it was EVERYTHING i thought it would.
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Speaker 2: Be and that is, yeah, okay what DID i just?
23:52
Speaker 5: Eat my son AND I rider AND i had. It
23:54
Speaker 5: we were, like you know, what let's just get a
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Speaker 5: McRib because we've never had.
23:57
Speaker 2: It we're so.
23:58
Speaker 4: Curious i've never had it, either rid.
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Speaker 2: It we were just so, like oh, okay what was? That?
24:03
Speaker 6: Right like why do they cycle the mcgrib and hype
24:06
Speaker 6: it up over and. Over it's like the snack wrap or,
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Speaker 6: whatever same.
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Speaker 2: Thing, now the snack wrap is.
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Speaker 4: GOOD i, MEAN i like the snack, wrap but.
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Speaker 5: The, MCGRIB i don't know if it's unicorn. MEAT i
24:14
Speaker 5: don't know what it. Is, YEAH i mean it's just so, like, oh,
24:19
Speaker 5: okay it's just sauce and.
24:20
Speaker 4: Onion you're not saying it's rib.
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Speaker 6: Meat and that's the whole issue that these people have with.
24:25
Speaker 4: It but it's, like, really you're just gonna go see.
24:27
Speaker 2: McDonald's i, mean.
24:28
Speaker 4: You're just getting what you expect to.
24:30
Speaker 2: Get, yeah, right.
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Speaker 1: EXACTLY i didn't expect high quality. Meat, yeah, YEAH i expected.
24:34
Speaker 2: That like WHEN i.
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Speaker 5: Get a chicken, McNugget i don't think it's gonna be
24:37
Speaker 5: the best cut of Chicken i've ever had in my.
24:39
Speaker 4: Life but they go hard when you need them.
24:40
Speaker 2: To, yeah you, know they know they.
24:43
Speaker 6: Do, yeah you feel like you're getting some protein in
24:45
Speaker 6: and like it's.
24:46
Speaker 4: Okay.
24:47
Speaker 5: YEAH i like when they came out and they said
24:49
Speaker 5: it's actually. Chicken never they came, out they're like.
24:52
Speaker 2: What we were now made with real white.
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Speaker 6: Chicken that's alarming and you're, like wait a, minute what
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Speaker 6: percentage is actually?
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Speaker 6: Guys it is a great day for The karens of the.
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Speaker 6: World Gen z has now picked the new name for A.
25:08
Speaker 4: Karen are you? Ready what is? It Congratulations.
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Speaker 5: Jessica, Oh jessica is the New?
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Speaker 2: of see.
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Speaker 4: That, YEAH i, MEAN i know a couple Of jessica's
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25:23
Speaker 4: Are BUT i know A karen who isn't even A.
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Speaker 4: Karen SO i don't really know how to put.
25:27
Speaker 2: THAT i don't know IF i really. Know, WELL i Know,
25:29
Speaker 2: karen but she's mother in.
25:30
Speaker 4: Law Is, karen and She's karen at? All you're going
25:33
Speaker 4: to say, that, yeah well.
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Speaker 2: She's not you?
25:35
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Speaker 6: name for the male version of A Jessica.
25:41
Speaker 4: Darren No, Cloes David.
25:45
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Speaker 5: KEVIN i thought the male version Of karen Was kevin Or. Darren,
25:52
Speaker 5: oh There's karen And. Darren now that it Was ken
25:55
Speaker 5: Or Chad jessica and who Else? David dave Jessicin, David, okay, Yeah.
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Speaker 5: DAVID i kind of know A david who would absolutely
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26:09
Speaker 6: went you.
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Speaker 4: interact with A. DAVID i don't have A david in my.
26:17
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26:21
Speaker 2: With david in my? Phone, yeah is he A? Karen
26:24
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26:24
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26:27
Speaker 2: is BUT i have one on my. PHONE i should call,
26:30
Speaker 2: him be, like who are?
26:30
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26:31
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26:34
Speaker 4: Year I'm Cando. Slopez those are Your texas top. Stories all, right.
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Speaker 5: Judge Cannie lopez all, Rise, okay who stand? UP i
26:51
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26:59
Speaker 5: TORQUING i, KNOW i. Guess so welcome To Canas. Court
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Speaker 5: this is like THE i don't, know third highest court
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Speaker 5: Air At candas on. Air so she, says Dear, JUDGE
27:21
Speaker 5: i accidentally started a small war in my. Marriage so
27:24
Speaker 5: my mother in law gave me A christmas. Gift well
27:27
Speaker 5: that's all you had to, Say, oh.
27:30
Speaker 2: Sure it.
27:30
Speaker 5: Is so my mother in law gave me A christmas,
27:33
Speaker 5: gift a full set of formal, china like the super,
27:36
Speaker 5: delicate old school floral pattern kind that you keep in a.
27:40
Speaker 5: Cabinet we do not have that kind of. Life my
27:44
Speaker 5: daughter took. One my daughter took one look at it and, went, ew,
27:47
Speaker 5: mom what is?
27:48
Speaker 2: That?
27:49
Speaker 5: OH i, TRIED i really tried to be, grateful but,
27:55
Speaker 5: honestly it was just gonna sit there collecting. Dust SO
27:59
Speaker 5: i returned, it, ah, quietly didn't make it a big, deal.
28:05
Speaker 2: Didn't do it to be.
28:05
Speaker 5: RUDE i just figured i'd get something i'd actually use
28:08
Speaker 5: instead of pretending to be a fancy person That i'm. Not,
28:12
Speaker 5: well my husband found out and now he's, upset says
28:16
Speaker 5: returning it was, rude, disrespectful and that his mom meant
28:20
Speaker 5: it as a generational.
28:21
Speaker 2: Gift.
28:22
Speaker 5: OH i also told him the only reason this is
28:25
Speaker 5: becoming a problem is because he's blowing it.
28:27
Speaker 2: Up oh that's always that goes.
28:29
Speaker 3: Over.
28:29
Speaker 5: Well, yeah if he didn't mention, it she would never
28:32
Speaker 5: know and everyone would be. Happy now he's acting LIKE
28:35
Speaker 5: i committed some crime against the family. Legacy so tell,
28:39
Speaker 5: me AM i wrong for returning a Gift i'd never?
28:42
Speaker 5: Use or it's just just just one of those situations
28:45
Speaker 5: Where i'm expected to keep a giant box of breakable
28:48
Speaker 5: plates THAT i don't even like.
28:49
Speaker 2: Forever seriously. Help, okay welcome To Cannas.
28:54
Speaker 5: Court candas you hear, this you get a gift of
28:57
Speaker 5: fine china from the mother in.
28:58
Speaker 6: LAW i, mean if she literally meant it as a
29:01
Speaker 6: generational gift and it's, Rude but if he just thinks
29:04
Speaker 6: that like it's not that.
29:06
Speaker 4: Rude, HONESTLY i.
29:06
Speaker 6: DON'T i didn't get into fancy plates UNTIL i turned, forty,
29:09
Speaker 6: though so maybe just, wait maybe.
29:11
Speaker 2: You're not forty.
29:12
Speaker 6: Yet you're gonna regret returning that someday when you're, like hold,
29:16
Speaker 6: on let's feel fancy for a hot.
29:17
Speaker 2: Set so you woke up at forty and was, Like
29:19
Speaker 2: i'm in a fancy. Place so.
29:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually.
29:26
Speaker 6: The first time them on to a really nice tea
29:29
Speaker 6: like this was when we lived In. Canada we went
29:31
Speaker 6: over To Victoria island and that's where like The queen
29:33
Speaker 6: and all the.
29:34
Speaker 4: Whatever it's a, big.
29:35
Speaker 6: Fancy like, hotel and we had tea there AND i was,
29:38
Speaker 6: LIKE i need this set.
29:40
Speaker 4: Of, china SO i bought.
29:42
Speaker 6: It you, did and it's up in the top of the,
29:44
Speaker 6: cabinet still has a.
29:45
Speaker 4: Styrofoam it's never been. Used it's stored up there.
29:48
Speaker 6: Because SOMEDAY i want to have tea and pie with
29:51
Speaker 6: my lady friends and do some granny core type.
29:55
Speaker 4: Activities.
29:57
Speaker 2: Core, Okay Granny. LOPEZ i never knew you as a
30:01
Speaker 2: china kind of, person.
30:02
Speaker 6: But UNTIL i hit my forties AND i actually like
30:05
Speaker 6: use that, stuff AND i was, like this is.
30:07
Speaker 4: Beautiful it's, historical, like it's just it just takes you
30:11
Speaker 4: out of your normal.
30:12
Speaker 6: Life, No i'm not a fancy person, either but WHEN
30:14
Speaker 6: i pull out those plates and those little tea, set oh.
30:17
Speaker 4: My, gosh we're.
30:18
Speaker 2: Fancy you do feel fancy?
30:20
Speaker 4: Sandwich, yeah and then you remember that on.
30:23
Speaker 2: And then you remember you're From, Eskape, yeah and then you're.
30:26
Speaker 6: Exactly but that's a good thing about me and my
30:28
Speaker 6: personality and probably this woman, Too like you can dip
30:31
Speaker 6: in and. Out IF i want to be, mistake that's,
30:32
Speaker 6: TRUE i can do. It IF i want to be
30:34
Speaker 6: with The queen, TOMORROW i can do.
30:35
Speaker 2: It that's the beauty of you don't want.
30:37
Speaker 4: For worth and your cowtown. Vibes i'll do.
30:40
Speaker 2: It you can do. That you just go heat up
30:42
Speaker 2: to lift.
30:42
Speaker 6: It, sure it's not what's in the. Cup it's the, cup,
30:46
Speaker 6: right it's, Right drink whatever.
30:48
Speaker 4: You want out of.
30:48
Speaker 5: It solo cups are not quite as, fancy but it
30:51
Speaker 5: will get the job.
30:52
Speaker 4: Done, yeah put your cran vodka in. THERE i don't. Care.
30:54
Speaker 5: Okay so the real issue here is we got to
30:57
Speaker 5: decide if this is, generational if this is a generation,
31:00
Speaker 5: gift think about why, mom in law gave it to, her,
31:02
Speaker 5: though like mother in law gave it to her to, go, well,
31:04
Speaker 5: here this is something. NICE i want you to keep
31:06
Speaker 5: forever and hand down to future. GENERATIONS i can see where.
31:09
Speaker 4: Someone would think it's, selfish and she, RETURNED i want
31:13
Speaker 4: you to, have not what you want to. Have but
31:15
Speaker 4: at the same, time it's.
31:16
Speaker 1: Beautiful even the daughter, said, ooh if your daughter's the
31:21
Speaker 1: one is gonna get. It see when you pass. ON
31:24
Speaker 1: i got daughters like, OOH i gotta be.
31:26
Speaker 5: HONEST i Think i'm on the side of the. Dad
31:28
Speaker 5: i'm the, father the husband because, look because you know
31:32
Speaker 5: what you're. Not it's not about the, gift it's about
31:34
Speaker 5: the sentiment of like the cinemental value OF i this
31:37
Speaker 5: my mom is trying to do something.
31:38
Speaker 2: Nice just. Listen put it up. There we'll never have
31:41
Speaker 2: to look at it.
31:41
Speaker 4: Again, Right it's not like you have to display.
31:43
Speaker 5: It, no you're not gonna Display you're never gonna eat on.
31:46
Speaker 5: It and then she could be, like, well have you
31:47
Speaker 5: ever used that CHINA i gave. You, yeah we used
31:50
Speaker 5: it Last, easter don't you, Remember oh you, Did and
31:53
Speaker 5: then she's.
31:53
Speaker 2: Gonna croak and you could throw it.
31:55
Speaker 6: Away, oh my, gosh and then WELL i have like certain,
31:59
Speaker 6: CHINA a certain piece is that were my grandma's and
32:01
Speaker 6: like things like.
32:02
Speaker 4: THAT i don't have the full.
32:03
Speaker 6: COLLECTION i have like a couple of pieces And i'm,
32:05
Speaker 6: LIKE i absolutely love those. Pieces they're, mismatched and you,
32:10
Speaker 6: KNOW i don't use, them BUT i have am AND
32:12
Speaker 6: i love.
32:13
Speaker 2: Them, like, yeah that's that's very.
32:15
Speaker 5: Sweet but when it's your husband's, mom who cares about?
32:19
Speaker 3: That?
32:19
Speaker 2: Cry you don't care about?
32:21
Speaker 4: It, eventually will?
32:22
Speaker 2: YOU i think something.
32:23
Speaker 1: Counts but she should have thought harder because she didn't want.
32:27
Speaker 5: That, well, yeah but what are you going to? GET
32:29
Speaker 5: i think it's a sweet. Gift that's just. Me that's my.
32:31
Speaker 5: Opinion doesn't matter, though because this is Not Billy's. Court
32:34
Speaker 5: it was hostly taken over years ago and it's Called Candace,
32:37
Speaker 5: Court So Candace who's?
32:39
Speaker 2: Guilty?
32:39
Speaker 6: YEAH i think this lady's guilty of being a tea time.
32:42
Speaker 4: Tina their time.
32:44
Speaker 6: Will come where you want to drink tea out of
32:46
Speaker 6: this fancy set and you're gonna be bummed because you
32:49
Speaker 6: returned it and what did you return it? For by the, way,
32:51
Speaker 6: please if you're out there, LISTENING i love and respect
32:54
Speaker 6: that you wrote us to tell us us what did
32:56
Speaker 6: you exchange it? FOR i have to know because if
32:58
Speaker 6: it was just like some random are yoga pants?
33:01
Speaker 2: Right because how expensive is A china?
33:02
Speaker 4: Set, oh it can be hundreds of. Dollars hundreds of.
33:05
Speaker 5: Dollars Maybe i'd have returned it to. Then, okay she
33:10
Speaker 5: is guilty of being A it's mixed one or two point.
33:15
Speaker 5: Nine good, morning bail at the. Kid Candas low pans
33:17
Speaker 5: this year Producer poo is. Here we're, back first show
33:20
Speaker 5: of twenty twenty. Six i'm excited to get. Back it's
33:23
Speaker 5: been amazing BECAUSE i haven't really talked To Candis warpoo, REALLY.
33:26
Speaker 3: I, know.
33:26
Speaker 4: Weird we took a long.
33:27
Speaker 5: BREAK i needed the break, though just MENTALLY i was, like,
33:30
Speaker 5: WHOA i just needed. It so last night we get
33:32
Speaker 5: on the phone and we're doing like a little pre show,
33:34
Speaker 5: meeting which we don't always do because you, know we're
33:37
Speaker 5: just always in a routine of just doing the show
33:39
Speaker 5: and we prep and we get ready and we know
33:40
Speaker 5: what we're gonna. Do but we've been, off So i'm, like,
33:42
Speaker 5: hey why don't we hop on a FaceTime or something
33:44
Speaker 5: real quick just to discuss tomorrow's? Show cannas is like,
33:47
Speaker 5: Yeah poo's like, Yeah SO i, said, hey anything happened
33:49
Speaker 5: with the break we should probably talk, about and out of,
33:51
Speaker 5: Nowhere poo, goes WHAT i got SOMETHING i could talk?
33:56
Speaker 5: ABOUT i went on a blind? Date AND i was like.
33:59
Speaker 2: What and both.
34:01
Speaker 5: Y'ALL i did not expect that at. All so And i'm, like,
34:06
Speaker 5: well how to? Go and he's like it didn't go?
34:08
Speaker 5: Well AND i said, stop we're talking about? It, idea,
34:12
Speaker 5: yes dis so here we, are and, uh, well let's
34:16
Speaker 5: start from the beginning BECAUSE i don't know how.
34:18
Speaker 2: One i've never been on a blind.
34:19
Speaker 5: Date, Yeah and we did a poll online and we're,
34:22
Speaker 5: like who do you think of the show went on
34:23
Speaker 5: a blind?
34:23
Speaker 2: Date and everybody Picked.
34:25
Speaker 4: Poo, yeah we know that you wouldn't go on a blind.
34:27
Speaker 4: Eate i'm.
34:28
Speaker 2: Married i'm offended by. That would you wouldn't BELIEVE i
34:31
Speaker 2: wouldn't go On it's not your? Style, YEAH i don't
34:33
Speaker 2: know HOW i feel about.
34:34
Speaker 4: That you've never been on? One you, said, Right.
34:36
Speaker 2: Yeah but that's not the.
34:37
Speaker 4: Point But pooh has, before so we know he's open
34:40
Speaker 4: to blind.
34:40
Speaker 1: Dates your paranoid you gotta, know airy, Damn you're right intricate,
34:45
Speaker 1: detail you.
34:45
Speaker 3: Know.
34:46
Speaker 2: Yeah so, okay so Maybe i'm a bad. PERSON i
34:49
Speaker 2: GUESS i think you're a bad person kind of the
34:51
Speaker 2: way you made it.
34:52
Speaker 4: Sound can you just wouldn't be that spontaneous.
34:55
Speaker 5: Rocky start to twenty twenty six for, you AND i
34:57
Speaker 5: would not be a spot. Ke all, right, Fine so
35:01
Speaker 5: anyway let's get to this. Stage so how did this?
35:03
Speaker 5: Start let me tell you how it went. Down, Okay
35:07
Speaker 5: bryce And stacey my two good.
35:08
Speaker 1: Friends, okay they invited me to a, party a little
35:11
Speaker 1: get together at their house Last.
35:13
Speaker 2: Thursday, OKAY i. DIDN'T i didn't. Go, okay you. Didn't,
35:16
Speaker 2: NO i didn't.
35:17
Speaker 1: Go but they called. Me and When stacey called, me she's,
35:20
Speaker 1: LIKE i got this girl for. You i'm telling you,
35:23
Speaker 1: pooh she's a. Winner, YadA, YadA. YadA SO i was, like,
35:26
Speaker 1: okay nice, FRIEND i trust you, know like y'all too, Well,
35:29
Speaker 1: no Not, billy but can.
35:31
Speaker 2: THIS i trust your judge when you come to.
35:33
Speaker 1: Girls you, Know billy might pull a prank. ONE i,
35:36
Speaker 1: mean IF.
35:36
Speaker 2: I found someone nice for. You.
35:38
Speaker 1: Yeah so, anyway she calls me and she, GOES i
35:42
Speaker 1: got the perfect girl for you. KNOW i was, like,
35:43
Speaker 1: Oh i'm not really trying to date or nothing like.
35:45
Speaker 1: That she, goes, well you're on. Speakerphone so, okay.
35:52
Speaker 2: So this, girl you, know jumps up on the phone or.
35:54
Speaker 1: Whatever she's, like, Hey stacey says we should go out.
35:57
Speaker 1: WHATEVER i was, like, okay well just get you, Know
35:59
Speaker 1: i'm trying to play. OFF i was, like get my
36:00
Speaker 1: number From. Stacey we'll you, know we'll meet up or.
36:03
Speaker 1: Whatever she, Goes, no tell me a place and let's
36:06
Speaker 1: meet up.
36:06
Speaker 2: Tomorrow.
36:07
Speaker 5: Wow LIKE i was, LIKE i appreciate. That you, Too,
36:12
Speaker 5: yeah but actually you should have been the one to do.
36:14
Speaker 5: That BUT i appreciate.
36:16
Speaker 2: THAT i don't.
36:17
Speaker 4: KNOW i, mean if she's that wants to, date she
36:19
Speaker 4: can figure it.
36:19
Speaker 2: Out.
36:20
Speaker 5: Well, yeah that's Minded like if somebody, said, hey meet me,
36:23
Speaker 5: Here i'd be, like oh, okay.
36:24
Speaker 2: YEAH i was.
36:25
Speaker 1: Like she, goes so say, where AND i was, like,
36:27
Speaker 1: oh she, Goes i'm not going, South i'm here in The.
36:31
Speaker 1: North SO i was, like uh, okay toy plane. On
36:33
Speaker 1: she's like, Yeah SO i Said mexican sugar and. Legacy she's, like, okay,
36:39
Speaker 1: Cool i'll meet you there at seven. O'clock AND i was,
36:41
Speaker 1: like all.
36:41
Speaker 4: Right she picked the.
36:42
Speaker 2: TIME i was Like. Okay.
36:44
Speaker 1: Cool So i'm Texting. Stacey i'm, LIKE i need to
36:46
Speaker 1: see what she looks, Like LIKE i don't know what's going, on.
36:49
Speaker 1: Cricket stacey didn't respond, really SO i get There.
36:52
Speaker 5: Friday you, know so you had no you didn't even
36:54
Speaker 5: see a picture to see a.
36:56
Speaker 2: Pic dog and you, KNOW i know she got a pretty,
36:59
Speaker 2: voice But i'm, Like i'm gonna keep. It i'm gonna
37:02
Speaker 2: keep it.
37:03
Speaker 1: Real when girls that usually when they have here we
37:06
Speaker 1: go some of has been my. Experience when they have
37:08
Speaker 1: a real nice, voice it doesn't match.
37:11
Speaker 6: THE i, mean you can never ever be on the.
37:15
Speaker 6: Radio you can never picture what someone looks like based
37:17
Speaker 6: on the.
37:18
Speaker 1: Voice who has a theory if you have a really
37:20
Speaker 1: really cute, voice there probably big Mag YEAH i like them,
37:25
Speaker 1: thick but sometimes it just became.
37:27
Speaker 2: Okay but, anyway so you show up To Mexican sugar
37:29
Speaker 2: for some. Sugar YEAH i showed. Up, okay so we
37:32
Speaker 2: say at seven.
37:32
Speaker 1: O'CLOCK i was there at six forty, wow Because i'm,
37:35
Speaker 1: LIKE i got to see what this girl looks.
37:37
Speaker 4: Like oh so you're trying to creep and, yeah he's.
37:41
Speaker 1: Never on time Because legacy got that pocket sparking garage
37:44
Speaker 1: SO i can irk out.
37:44
Speaker 2: And she's, like so what did you? Say how did you?
37:46
Speaker 2: Say i'm gonna know who?
37:47
Speaker 1: You, okay, right she She stacey did call me WHEN
37:52
Speaker 1: i got, there and she, goes she has on like
37:54
Speaker 1: a brown.
37:55
Speaker 2: Jacket look for the girl with a big, okay go, ahead.
38:03
Speaker 4: Round, Jacks i'll walk have to limit L.
38:07
Speaker 1: I, know boogie. Girls so FINALLY i saw who she
38:11
Speaker 1: was and she was like your. Pooh SO i was like,
38:13
Speaker 1: wow AND i was, like, okay, okay, okay first, Impression,
38:16
Speaker 1: yeah she's yeah eight out of ten ten being the bast.
38:19
Speaker 2: Oh she looks she was like nine point. Five. OH
38:23
Speaker 2: i was, LIKE i was like, okay, okay, yes.
38:27
Speaker 1: Okay so we get, there we get in or whatever
38:30
Speaker 1: SIT i get. A i was, like let's get a gave.
38:34
Speaker 1: Flight you, know it's like the four flights mark.
38:36
Speaker 2: YOU i was just, like.
38:38
Speaker 1: Let's do this this pool in a, savice you, know
38:41
Speaker 1: a little. Appetizer, wow fancy. Poo i'm, balling you, know
38:44
Speaker 1: so uh not really Uh, anyway right off the, muscle she, goes,
38:49
Speaker 1: LISTEN i know you're some type of celebrity or something like,
38:52
Speaker 1: that But i'm not like one of your groupie. Girls
38:55
Speaker 1: SO i JUST i just wanted to let you know.
38:56
Speaker 1: That AND i was, like, oh, okay that's LIKE i
38:59
Speaker 1: never THOUGHT i was.
39:00
Speaker 2: RIGHT i didn't expect THAT i was a.
39:02
Speaker 1: Celebrity she, GOES i don't even listen to the. RADIO
39:04
Speaker 1: i JUST i usually listened To. Spotify, Oh AND i was, like, oh,
39:08
Speaker 1: okay okay.
39:09
Speaker 2: Cool and by the, way my real. Gym she was, Like.
39:13
Speaker 1: She's, like SO i don't want to end up on
39:15
Speaker 1: your on Your Little. Secrets AND i was, like, oh
39:18
Speaker 1: first of, all if you don't listen to, radio how
39:20
Speaker 1: do you know About Dirty Little?
39:21
Speaker 2: Secret, yeah you must be listening to the podcast.
39:23
Speaker 1: Anyway so so again she says something else that kind
39:28
Speaker 1: of annoyed.
39:29
Speaker 2: Me she, goes she, goes, uh she, goes so pooh.
39:34
Speaker 1: Huh AND i was, like, yeah she, goes, so aren't
39:36
Speaker 1: you a little bit too old to be having that?
39:38
Speaker 1: Nickname like how long are you going to use?
39:40
Speaker 6: IT i was, like.
39:43
Speaker 2: She's.
39:43
Speaker 1: Aggressive, yeah SO i sometimes personality like the ha, ha you,
39:50
Speaker 1: know and nothing like. That SO i put the sabecha
39:53
Speaker 1: in my mouth SO i didn't say.
39:54
Speaker 2: Something you know WHAT i, mean, yeah a little.
39:58
Speaker 1: Bit and then she he actually excused herself to go
40:02
Speaker 1: to the bathroom AND i Called. STACEY i was, like,
40:05
Speaker 1: bro y'all are wrong as. Hell and THEN i hung.
40:07
Speaker 1: Up you know What i'm saying BECAUSE i was, like,
40:09
Speaker 1: no this is in the.
40:09
Speaker 2: Middle of the, date you calling and say you're. Wrong,
40:12
Speaker 2: yeah they're. Wrong BECAUSE i was, like this. Chance you
40:14
Speaker 2: didn't even give her a, chance.
40:15
Speaker 4: Really trying to change you on the first.
40:18
Speaker 2: Date, yeah and.
40:19
Speaker 1: Then get, this, NOW i understand you got to be
40:22
Speaker 1: a strong. Woman and all that she tells, me she, goes,
40:25
Speaker 1: okay she's like a little. Backstory she wouldn't let, me
40:27
Speaker 1: like tell my, side but she was LIKE i just
40:30
Speaker 1: got divorced or.
40:31
Speaker 2: WHATEVER i have. IT i have a fourteen year old.
40:34
Speaker 2: Daughter AND i was, like, okay. Cool so she was,
40:36
Speaker 2: like so.
40:37
Speaker 1: If we did get, Together i'm definitely not moving to
40:39
Speaker 1: your school.
40:40
Speaker 2: District you'd have to move towards. Me AND i was like.
40:42
Speaker 7: WHAT i was, like it's her first, day first, date
40:49
Speaker 7: you talking about no, Man and so the conversation just
40:53
Speaker 7: was was just like, wow, me, me, Me AND i
40:55
Speaker 7: WAS i was like.
40:56
Speaker 1: Oh she was, like so you have something to do
40:59
Speaker 1: later or what AND i was, like, oh, YEAH i
41:01
Speaker 1: got to go pick up my.
41:02
Speaker 2: Kids but, man it's been worth, it you, know nice.
41:06
Speaker 2: Meeting worth it?
41:07
Speaker 1: Paid OH i paid you, Did, YES i paid all of. It,
41:11
Speaker 1: YES i paid for all of. It she was, like let,
41:13
Speaker 1: me let me put in, on so let's go Have she's, like,
41:15
Speaker 1: NO i got it ten.
41:16
Speaker 2: Percent. Okay BUT i looked at that. Bill, yeah it
41:22
Speaker 2: was a quick it was a it was a. HUNDO
41:24
Speaker 2: i was, like, yeah never again ever. AGAIN i was.
41:28
Speaker 1: SO i was so it's not even that bad Consider
41:32
Speaker 1: yeah it.
41:32
Speaker 4: WAS i was so on the first.
41:35
Speaker 2: Day, Okay so how did they? End it ended?
41:39
Speaker 3: Up?
41:40
Speaker 1: OH i gave her a little friendly, hug you, know
41:42
Speaker 1: like a church, hug like we just made.
41:44
Speaker 2: A church a sign.
41:45
Speaker 1: Hug yeah, Okay AND i was, like thank, you thank
41:48
Speaker 1: you so much for your time or, whatever.
41:50
Speaker 2: Thank you so much For what did she? Say did
41:52
Speaker 2: she SAY i want to see you?
41:53
Speaker 1: Again, no she was just, like, Well i'll get your
41:55
Speaker 1: number From stacey and, uh you know why didn't she
41:58
Speaker 1: get from you?
41:59
Speaker 3: There?
42:00
Speaker 1: No? Yeah and she ALSO i forgot she's not on
42:04
Speaker 1: any social, media which is. WEIRD i was, like you
42:07
Speaker 1: don't have. Nothing she was, like, NO i don't deal
42:08
Speaker 1: with that Snapchat instagram all THAT i don't do.
42:11
Speaker 2: IT i don't know if this is her fault, though what?
42:14
Speaker 2: It why are you taking her?
42:16
Speaker 4: SIDE i mean this is just clearly a. MISMATCH i
42:19
Speaker 4: just think it's a.
42:19
Speaker 1: Mismatch BUT i think she's a bad, person a really
42:22
Speaker 1: AGGRESSIVE i like talking about you want a strong.
42:25
Speaker 2: WOMAN i want a strong, woman but not like. THAT
42:27
Speaker 2: i want a strong woman in the bank. Account not,
42:30
Speaker 2: well she take care of, herself you you know WHAT i,
42:33
Speaker 2: Mean like she offered to Pay.
42:35
Speaker 6: NO i think we should get her side of the,
42:36
Speaker 6: story because what if you just took some of her jokes.
42:39
Speaker 4: Personal, Yes.
42:44
Speaker 1: I'm a funny, person you know how. Funny she was
42:47
Speaker 1: in all seriousness talking about you're a little too old
42:49
Speaker 1: to have that.
42:50
Speaker 2: Nickname that was your? NAME i was, like really.
42:58
Speaker 3: She was.
42:58
Speaker 2: LIKE i was, like, oh, okay if we have her
43:01
Speaker 2: on the. Show, no, No i'm not talking.
43:04
Speaker 5: About eighty three to three seven eight, Seven come, ON
43:07
Speaker 5: i Need can we please talk to?
43:09
Speaker 1: HER i guarantee her side of the story is. Different
43:13
Speaker 1: i'm looking at this request line right.
43:14
Speaker 2: Now please. Ring oh that's a hot.
43:18
Speaker 4: Tae let us know what you. Think here's today's hot.
43:21
Speaker 2: Take makes one on two point.
43:22
Speaker 5: Nine good, Morning It's bailly The, Kid Canda Slow paz is,
43:25
Speaker 5: Here Producer poo is. Here we should talk about this
43:27
Speaker 5: Because pooh just went on a blind date and it
43:29
Speaker 5: didn't go. Well you know, what maybe you violated one
43:31
Speaker 5: of these. Rules maybe it's the woman that you went
43:33
Speaker 5: out with who wrote this. Article because this, girl well
43:36
Speaker 5: she's In New. York she's getting like slammed online and
43:39
Speaker 5: it went. Viral people are talking about how she's so
43:42
Speaker 5: ridiculous for this and how can you make these bare minimum?
43:45
Speaker 5: Rules so she puts out a list of bare minimum
43:48
Speaker 5: rules that you have to follow if you want to date.
43:51
Speaker 1: Her, right should we go over some of these? Yes
43:53
Speaker 1: because first of, ALL i love a good.
43:55
Speaker 5: List BUT i was going over the list AND i
43:56
Speaker 5: couldn't believe, Them, like there's not one rule THAT i don't.
43:59
Speaker 5: Follow maybe it's a bad thing BECAUSE i don't. KNOW
44:01
Speaker 5: i don't have the BEST i don't know track record
44:04
Speaker 5: when it.
44:04
Speaker 2: Comes to.
44:07
Speaker 4: You have good first, dates, though DO.
44:10
Speaker 2: I i don't know either? What, probably either, way let's
44:14
Speaker 2: go with this.
44:14
Speaker 5: List i'll start at number seven because she has seven,
44:17
Speaker 5: rules seven bare minimum, rules AND i think most ladies
44:20
Speaker 5: would agree with, this that's WHY i don't understand why
44:22
Speaker 5: she's getting. Slammed number, seven she, says is the sidewalk.
44:25
Speaker 5: Rule and if you don't know, it then it explains
44:28
Speaker 5: why you're.
44:28
Speaker 7: Single oh, No i'm just.
44:33
Speaker 4: Wait just isn't?
44:34
Speaker 3: It?
44:34
Speaker 5: Wait hold, on, Wait, cannis you don't know the sidewalk.
44:39
Speaker 1: Rules oh the girl the chick, rides walks in the.
44:43
Speaker 1: Inside the, chick, well the girl walks on the, inside
44:46
Speaker 1: walk on the. Outside, yes, okay on the. Street yeah
44:49
Speaker 1: you do. Know, yeah, Yeah i'm supposed to get hit.
44:51
Speaker 5: First but well, no it's not just getting, hit it's
44:53
Speaker 5: like just protect her from traffic and maybe a splash or.
44:55
Speaker 2: Something, yeah you.
44:57
Speaker 4: Just push of the, way, easier push out of the,
45:06
Speaker 4: way weren't.
45:07
Speaker 5: YOU i was taught that, today AND i know that's
45:09
Speaker 5: a basic etiquette.
45:10
Speaker 4: Rule eric always puts me on The, yeah.
45:13
Speaker 5: YEAH i know that's what they say men should. DO
45:16
Speaker 5: i follow, It but do you follow?
45:17
Speaker 1: It, pooh, YEAH i haveships but oo yeah, yeah WHEN
45:28
Speaker 1: i went out downtown back in the, days or if
45:31
Speaker 1: you're walking around legacy To mexican, sugar you. Did, okay
45:34
Speaker 1: now we'll get to that.
45:35
Speaker 5: Rule, okay hold, on because there's another rule that applies
45:37
Speaker 5: to your blind. Ads COULD i think you probably violated
45:40
Speaker 5: because let's be, HONEST i don't think he follows the sidewalk.
45:43
Speaker 2: RULE i, do, okay but it's a real.
45:45
Speaker 5: Rule now does it matter to, You? Candice if you were,
45:47
Speaker 5: single do you if the guy, doesn't you, know walking
45:49
Speaker 5: the outside?
45:50
Speaker 2: Deal? Okay wouldn't be? Okay number, six.
45:53
Speaker 5: Do not mention your, ex your, situationship or the GIRL
45:57
Speaker 5: i used to talk. TO i don't, Care, yeah for?
46:01
Speaker 4: Sure why why is that? Necessary?
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Speaker 2: Care one hundred? PERCENT i.
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Speaker 5: Don't If i'm out with you and we're on a,
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Speaker 5: DAY i don't want to hear about your. PAST i
46:08
Speaker 5: don't want to hear about every guy you ever. Dated
46:10
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter to. Me matter of, fact if we're
46:12
Speaker 5: in a, RELATIONSHIP i don't want to hear about. It
46:14
Speaker 5: people are so weird to me about. That LIKE i
46:16
Speaker 5: had an ex who love to hear about my? Exes,
46:18
Speaker 5: yeah tell me about her.
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Speaker 6: WHY i learn a lot about people if you understand
46:23
Speaker 6: what type THEIR x, was what happened with the, relationship
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Speaker 6: why it.
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Speaker 4: FAILED i called it all.
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Speaker 5: And one TIME i, SAID i don't want to. TALK
46:30
Speaker 5: i don't want to talk about my, ex and she, goes,
46:31
Speaker 5: oh you still care. Obviously.
46:33
Speaker 2: Yeah see if you can't talk about, her you still. Care,
46:36
Speaker 2: NO i. DON'T i just don't want to. Talk NO i.
46:38
Speaker 2: DIDN'T i still want to talk about.
46:40
Speaker 4: Her you want a fresh. Start this is about, us
46:43
Speaker 4: not about.
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Speaker 2: That do you miss? Her shut? Up song number?
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Speaker 5: Five, wait song number, Five rule number five Of sudden
46:50
Speaker 5: doing a countdown.
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Speaker 4: Songs of the.
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Speaker 5: Year top sugs number five offer to walk her home
46:57
Speaker 5: to her car or to her uber and if, not
46:59
Speaker 5: you're a. Wimp that's what this woman. Says, pooh let
47:03
Speaker 5: me ask, You pooh.
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Speaker 2: And your blind. Date, yeah did you walk her to her? Car? Nope?
47:09
Speaker 2: Wow but he knew it doesn't.
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Speaker 5: Matter, Candice, Well i've been on dates WHERE i could
47:15
Speaker 5: careless IF i ever see the woman.
47:17
Speaker 2: AGAIN i still walk in her?
47:18
Speaker 1: Car, okay yeah she but she walked over to the
47:21
Speaker 1: side and got her car. Valet BUT i just walked.
47:24
Speaker 1: Outside but you should walk to valet and then wait for.
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Speaker 2: VALET i was.
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Speaker 5: Deuces remember the girl WHO i went on date with
47:34
Speaker 5: who saw my dead dad.
47:38
Speaker 1: So?
47:38
Speaker 2: Casual, well, YEAH i was on a. Date this is years,
47:41
Speaker 2: ago and she saw my.
47:42
Speaker 5: Dad my dad passed away years, ago and she said
47:44
Speaker 5: he was at the, restaurant which was a little weird
47:47
Speaker 5: for a first date, vibe but apparently she was a.
47:49
Speaker 5: PSYCHIC i walked her to her, car KNOWING i never
47:52
Speaker 5: see her. Again you, did and she just had just
47:55
Speaker 5: told me about how like SHE'S i never talked to,
47:57
Speaker 5: GUYS i never go on. Dates and she had a new,
48:00
Speaker 5: car where like when you got in the, car it
48:02
Speaker 5: started reading off your miss. Calls SO i walked to
48:05
Speaker 5: her car and then she was going to drive me
48:06
Speaker 5: to mind because it was, cold and WHEN i got,
48:08
Speaker 5: it it's like miss call From Eric Peter, kiss like
48:13
Speaker 5: fifteen dude's. Names and she's, like, Well i'm Just i'm.
48:16
Speaker 5: Sorry i'm just gonna turn that. Off AND i was,
48:21
Speaker 5: like my dad does not approve of. This number. Four
48:25
Speaker 5: let her sit in the.
48:26
Speaker 2: Booth, oh let her, Sit like.
48:29
Speaker 4: If there's a booth side and a chair, side you let.
48:31
Speaker 2: Her sit in the.
48:32
Speaker 5: Booth that did it to, me, whatever it's not a
48:34
Speaker 5: big number. Three let her order. First if you do
48:39
Speaker 5: not let her order, first that's.
48:40
Speaker 2: Rude she. Says it's a deal break if you don't
48:42
Speaker 2: let her order. First who ordered? First? POOH i asked,
48:44
Speaker 2: her what does she? Want she was, like you? Pick
48:48
Speaker 2: is she let you? Pick?
48:49
Speaker 1: Yeah she was, Like i'm not really, that she, Goes
48:51
Speaker 1: i'm not really that. Hungry so that's why that's why
48:53
Speaker 1: what's going. On that's what she, Goes i'm not really that.
48:56
Speaker 1: Hungry you. Pick you've obviously been in. Date they were,
49:00
Speaker 1: hungry so this.
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Speaker 2: One that's Why i'm trying to tell. You that's.
49:04
Speaker 1: WHY i was, like because this girl was in. Shape
49:06
Speaker 1: she was, Like i'm kidding, them you know the GIRLS
49:08
Speaker 1: i like a?
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Speaker 2: GIRL i?
49:10
Speaker 3: Know?
49:10
Speaker 2: Yeah was she?
49:11
Speaker 4: Thirsty? Though?
49:12
Speaker 2: Well this is why this is why it didn't go.
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Speaker 2: Well the ball and date didn't.
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Speaker 5: Go, well, because first of, all if you Let pooh
49:18
Speaker 5: pick on a, date he's gonna order an appetizer and
49:20
Speaker 5: you're gonna split it and you're gonna leave.
49:22
Speaker 2: Hungry she probably. Left all you had was savice and,
49:25
Speaker 2: margarita that's. All and we just talked and that was.
49:29
Speaker 2: It so you didn't offer to get her a. Entree
49:32
Speaker 2: she didn't want. Anything i'm telling. You lit the cheese, sticks.
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Speaker 3: All.
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Speaker 5: Right rule number, two this woman, says open the. DOOR
49:43
Speaker 5: i don't care what door it. Is you open all
49:45
Speaker 5: DOORS i don't touch. Doors, YEAH i do that all.
49:48
Speaker 4: TIME i MEAN i don't touch doors as. Ache but
49:50
Speaker 4: YEAH i opened the.
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Speaker 2: Doors YEAH i do. That, YEAH i do all of.
49:53
Speaker 2: These and then she said rule number one was pay the.
49:56
Speaker 1: Bill she, says if you split the, BILL i will
49:59
Speaker 1: never speak to you again AND i will slander.
50:01
Speaker 2: You.
50:02
Speaker 1: Wow Shed but those are those?
50:07
Speaker 4: Ridiculous, no they're not that.
50:08
Speaker 6: Ridiculous those are kind of, common like you, know courtesy
50:11
Speaker 6: things on a.
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Speaker 2: Date.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah if you ask about the, bill, PAY i
50:15
Speaker 5: mean we've went over that a million. Times whoever asked
50:17
Speaker 5: the person out should be the person who.
50:19
Speaker 2: Pays so she paid for.
50:21
Speaker 1: Poo, yeah you, know BUT i still. PAY i would still.
50:24
Speaker 1: PAY i JUST i just did. It she wanted to split,
50:26
Speaker 1: it BUT i was, like, NO i got. It you Did,
50:28
Speaker 1: yeah but THEN i was, like, OH i should.
50:30
Speaker 2: Split so you had two margarita's and to, NO i
50:33
Speaker 2: had a margarita. Flight it's Four, yeah got a? Fly
50:37
Speaker 2: are you?
50:38
Speaker 5: What i've never heard of you in my life ordering
50:40
Speaker 5: a flight of Margaritas Mexico Sugar. Margarita It's billy The,
50:49
Speaker 5: Kid Candy Slow pas.
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Speaker 1: Producer, pooh we are back, baby twenty twenty.
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Speaker 2: SIX i don't.
50:54
Speaker 5: Know we were talking about stuff that happened on holiday
50:55
Speaker 5: break AND i had something happened to me to kick
50:57
Speaker 5: off the holiday. Break that's just, like, why why does
51:00
Speaker 5: this stuff always happen to?
51:01
Speaker 3: Me you?
51:02
Speaker 5: KNOW i have the weirdest luck you do when it
51:04
Speaker 5: comes to this. Stuff In, pooh you both have known
51:06
Speaker 5: me for.
51:06
Speaker 6: Decades it doesn't matter where you, are a parking launch shoes.
51:11
Speaker 1: The.
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Speaker 5: Weirdest if you're around, me weird stuff's gonna happen and
51:15
Speaker 5: it's gonna be. Uncomfortable and it happened to me the other.
51:18
Speaker 5: Day and this just proves why you shouldn't be. Nice
51:21
Speaker 5: twenty twenty. Six my new mottos stop being. Nice So
51:24
Speaker 5: i'm driving Down. Josie i'm by my. House i'm with my.
51:27
Speaker 5: Dog we're going to pet, smart our little. Routine he's getting.
51:31
Speaker 5: Treats we're all. Excited it's like the first day of.
51:33
Speaker 5: Break So i'm like in a good, mood you, Know
51:35
Speaker 5: i'm Like christmas shop and everything's.
51:37
Speaker 2: Great, yeah it was like eighty degrees it.
51:40
Speaker 5: Was and AS i Passed, Parker i'm like going To
51:44
Speaker 5: josie up. North As i'm Passing, PARKER i see a
51:48
Speaker 5: homeless guy And i'm, like oh.
51:51
Speaker 2: Man and WHEN i say he's, homeless he's like really,
51:54
Speaker 2: Homeless like he is.
51:55
Speaker 1: Disheveled his clothes are so, dirty one of the so
52:01
Speaker 1: covered in, dirt almost like A it made me feel.
52:03
Speaker 1: Awful and he had no shoes, on and his shoes
52:08
Speaker 1: his feet were so just, dirty like caked with. Dirt
52:13
Speaker 1: AND i was, like oh, man like it just broke my.
52:16
Speaker 5: Heart And i'm, like you know, WHAT i have a
52:19
Speaker 5: pair of basketball, shoes like old basketball shoes in my,
52:21
Speaker 5: back in the back of my.
52:22
Speaker 1: Car i'm gonna turn. Around this is gonna make me
52:24
Speaker 1: feel better about. Life i'm gonna turn around And i'm
52:27
Speaker 1: gonna give him this pair of. Shoes it's not brand,
52:29
Speaker 1: new but hey.
52:30
Speaker 5: Whatever who knows how many times HAVE i given homeless
52:32
Speaker 5: people's shoes always sometimes brand new, shoes you. Know So
52:36
Speaker 5: I'm i'm gonna turn. Around SO i whip into the
52:38
Speaker 5: gas station and this guy's. Walking i'm, like oh, Perfect
52:41
Speaker 5: i'm gonna drive once like parking lot. Down i'll be
52:43
Speaker 5: able to cut him. Off AS i do. That he
52:46
Speaker 5: crosses the, Street josie like, jaywalks crosses the street and
52:50
Speaker 5: there's a field across the street with's a high grass in,
52:53
Speaker 5: it and he starts walking into the grass like feel
52:57
Speaker 5: the dream, style like he's just gone.
53:00
Speaker 2: What So i'm, like what the?
53:02
Speaker 5: Heck So i'm, like, Well i'm still gonna do. It
53:04
Speaker 5: SO i park the. Car now it's a whole. Thing,
53:08
Speaker 5: NOW i can't just cut the guy off and me,
53:09
Speaker 5: like hey, man saw you.
53:10
Speaker 2: There you're.
53:11
Speaker 5: Committed just wait until you hear, this because this is
53:14
Speaker 5: only something that would happen to. Me AND i should
53:17
Speaker 5: have videoed, it AND i was gonna video, it But i'm,
53:18
Speaker 5: like you know, what then people are Thinking i'm doing
53:20
Speaker 5: something nice for THE.
53:21
Speaker 2: Gram i'm just gonna do. IT i don't, care you.
53:24
Speaker 5: Know SO i grabbed the, DOG i grabbed the, shoes
53:28
Speaker 5: AND i had a flannel, too Because i'm like it's warm,
53:30
Speaker 5: now but it might get cold. TONIGHT i had an
53:32
Speaker 5: extra flannelm, Like i'm gonna give him this little stuff
53:34
Speaker 5: And i'll see if he wants something from the gas
53:36
Speaker 5: station IF i can find.
53:37
Speaker 2: HIM i go across the street And i'm like where'd he?
53:42
Speaker 5: Go And i'm, like, oh he's got like he must
53:46
Speaker 5: have like a little camp set up And he's sitting
53:47
Speaker 5: down like in the field THAT i could barely see
53:50
Speaker 5: his head. Right SO i walk up there AND i
53:52
Speaker 5: don't want to startle, him So i'm, like, hey excuse, me, sir,
53:57
Speaker 5: sir And i'm trying to walk, up But i'm not too.
53:59
Speaker 5: CLOSE i, GO i saw you didn't have any. Shoes
54:02
Speaker 5: do you want some? Shoes AND i, look.
54:07
Speaker 2: He's. Pooping he's squatting in the. Field, no he's squatting
54:15
Speaker 2: in them Off. Josie, Yes, no he's pooping in the.
54:20
Speaker 1: Field and as soon AS i saw, it he looks
54:23
Speaker 1: up and he goes, no.
54:26
Speaker 5: AND i, go, Oh i'm so. SORRY i, go do
54:29
Speaker 5: you want me To i'll just leave the shoes, here.
54:33
Speaker 2: And he just goes, oh.
54:35
Speaker 5: And he's waving me. Away you're not even saying, words
54:37
Speaker 5: he's just. Grunting And i'm, Like i'm so. Sorry i'll
54:40
Speaker 5: just leave him. HERE i don't want. Them And i'm like,
54:44
Speaker 5: okay and my dog's looking And i'm, Like i'm just gonna.
54:48
Speaker 5: Go AND i turn around AND i walked in my
54:51
Speaker 5: car AND i just drove.
54:52
Speaker 2: Off, NO i walked up in the sky taking a.
54:55
Speaker 2: Shoe didn't give him the.
54:59
Speaker 5: Shoes he shoot me away and he was mean about.
55:02
Speaker 5: It i'm, Like i'll just leave him, here and he's, like,
55:04
Speaker 5: no he.
55:05
Speaker 4: Finally found a good private place that he liked to,
55:07
Speaker 4: go and he wouined.
55:08
Speaker 2: It can you believe? It who else would that happen?
55:11
Speaker 5: To i'm thinking this guy's sitting up, camp literally in
55:15
Speaker 5: the fielding up.
55:16
Speaker 2: Camp he wasn't sitting up camp in his bathroom. Camp
55:20
Speaker 2: and HERE i.
55:20
Speaker 5: Am following him a mission from.
55:26
Speaker 6: Shoes because only you would stay on the, mission like
55:28
Speaker 6: that was my. Mission i'd be, like well he disappeared
55:31
Speaker 6: in the. Grass, yeah it just wasn't Mean i'm gonna find, Him, like,
55:36
Speaker 6: man it smells awful over, here But i'll try.
55:39
Speaker 2: To be a Good. Samaritan no, backfire
55:43
Speaker 4: Classic billy