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S5: Ep. 7 Midnight Treats and Toxic Tricks · Mind Triggers Podcast

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the host of Mind Triggers. Host these do not hold them
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accountable. Nothing to do with them.
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You are now listening to the Mind Triggers podcast.
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Hey guys, it's juicy. This Jay always in the
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background. Any Luke.
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Today we have a very special guest.
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Tomorrow, my Boo, my sister from another Mr. my fellow work
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daddy. I would say motherfucking Kayla
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M. We got juicy.
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Wait, I'm supposed to be doing like an intro?
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No say. What say what's in your heart?
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Because the intro was like, damn, this is juicy, this is
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Henny, this is you. Well, you could tell us about
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yourself. OK, so.
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Bad bitch. I was about to say some crazy
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shit. Oh, see what's in your heart.
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See what you want to. Say I don't know for all the ***
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out there. Tell all the *** out there.
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Come on, come on, stop being mod.
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Don't tell me for all the *** out there, 'cause I'm like all
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*** out there. I'm 27, I got a good coochie,
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period. Wait.
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Sitting in the camera. OK, only good coochie.
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How's the head crazy? It's like a double.
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It's like a double. Hey good I know how to cook I
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need to clean but it's like fuck that cause like I'm the table.
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What's your nationality? I'm Guyanese and I'm.
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Blue, There we go. So talk about all the Guyanese
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people. So you.
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Know that? Good.
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Yeah, Oh, my Guyanese, my fellow Guyanese out here, you know that
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sexy way here? My family is from Ituni, so
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yeah, they're from the country. So you know, we real Guyanese.
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That's cook up Guyanese. Cooka in the Bora.
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In the Bora. No, some little cooka, little
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cheese tart. You know.
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You know I don't like that. You don't like cheese tart now
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girl? I just started liking the pine
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ones. The pine tart.
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That's all my *** that be eating that that that pine tart.
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That pine tart, that cheese tart?
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Yeah, little cook up. So would you consider yourself a
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bad bitch? What's the Babbage illegal?
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Illegal. Like illegal.
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Babbage. Yeah.
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What you mean? What's the Babbage you know?
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Do you have a? Definition because I feel like
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everyone has a different definition of a Babbage well.
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What's your definition? For me, I feel like have your
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own money, definitely. MILF these *** for their money,
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but I can't talk about that on camera.
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Why can't you? Who said you can't?
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Because. *** won't see this. They're going to be like, damn,
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make over the money. They can still they can still
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give you the money. Facts.
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They are facts. They're real trick *** I love
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you. Hold on now, I ain't going to be
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past. I just clap it off.
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All the trick *** out there, clap it.
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Up. I'm not even going to say all
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trick *** because it's like it's *** that really want to take
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care of you and they really want to do for you and they really
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want to make sure you're good. So I feel like that's a
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different definition of a trick *** Oh.
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He got a good heart. No, not even when he have a good
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heart, like he fuck with me 'cause he fucking.
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My vibe You gonna fuck with it too?
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But you just got a girlfriend, so.
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Is it? Is it a difference between a
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trick and a sugar daddy? No.
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No, same thing. Same thing.
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OK, same. Age limit.
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So neither one of them getting no.
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Ass is it the age limit? Yeah.
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Like, no, I feel like I'm getting older and I'm realizing,
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like, everybody tricks, yeah. Everybody.
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Everybody just gotta pull it out of them.
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Come on. It's 11 Church.
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Good *** in there. No he a trick too, but the
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church is good with her too. Fact.
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Don't let him be the pastor. The.
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Pastor, the pastor not looking for I'm going to be at the
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church every Sunday. I'm Muslim.
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I'm like, yeah, make sure you collect the motherfucking dudes,
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babe. The.
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Pastor not looking for no women. But the.
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Pastor is looking for women. Yeah, I think so.
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They're looking for me. All right.
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The *** is looking for men too, because the *** that *** want to
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be bad bitches or that's the Pope or the past shut down.
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All right, the refs. Bring that out.
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So are you a foodie? Yes, all.
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Right. Tell the dudes, would you like
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to eat? Besides Dick?
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Besides Dick. Hold on me eating that Dick up
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some talk about. Every.
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Time all my bitches is Eaters, first of all.
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I love to eat everything. I just like.
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I have like a little thing with ethnic food.
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That you don't eat it like African food, you.
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Eating at fufu. I never ate Fufu.
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Really. Yet?
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So if a *** lick his hands and give you some fufu, you gonna
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eat it? Why would he lick his hands?
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I don't know. What nigga's going out here
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nowadays? It depends.
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Like it depends if I like him I might eat off his fingers.
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Wow, if we're going to eat fufa, we're going to take Alpha
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African. Fingers.
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Nigerian scammer. Why not be a Nigerian scammer?
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I really don't like *** in the streets, no.
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More that romance scammer. If the price is right, you're
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going to lick it off your fingers.
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Oh, you looking it off anyway? I'm looking it off anyway.
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Hold on. OK, You wanna lick off the
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Gooch? What I'm looking it off the
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Gooch I'm looking. Off everywhere like it could be
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on your toes. I like you.
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Good toes. We got nice toes, right?
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Alias Call his alias 'cause I don't want no problems with his
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girlfriend. Not the kiss to the camera.
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Though that was the kiss to his girlfriend.
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She could join too if she went. Right.
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But you know, I'm. Like, says Cheryl, this.
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Yeah, how much food do you want to Take Me Out?
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What kind of food you like? Yeah, we don't even know what
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you like, you answered. The question.
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I'm like, I'm like open. So were you taking me?
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But this ain't my interview. You asked me a question.
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I'm asking you like, were you taking me OK?
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Next question. But you can say so bisexual.
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Am I? Bisexual.
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Yeah. Who's your Who's the WCW out
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here? You know what?
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I. Can't even answer that because I
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feel like I love women and I love beautiful women.
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Love women too. And I'm not like a fat ass big.
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Titties woman, I just like her over there.
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She got. I'm just giving.
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I'm just giving an example. Describe her 'cause they they
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can't see her. I'm just giving an example.
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OK, no, don't back up. No, she said.
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She going. Back, I'm just giving an
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example. So like they said.
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Take a month then. I feel like she's attractive
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because like, this is me going out.
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You get what I'm saying? So like I feel like she's
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attractive because you know how people be like I can't wear my
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natural hair. I can't do this.
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I can't do this. Like you like you remember I was
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making the jokes about like. Don't say it.
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Oh. I think she's going to say the
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Putin give a fuck. 'Cause it's like it's 2 natural
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buns, they fall, you know what I'm saying?
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But back back to my example. Well, who's the WCW?
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Who do you want me to crush? We didn't get to that part.
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Do we got to be a celebrity? Or give me anybody.
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Anybody. You're the top three top.
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Three damn, I feel like it's mad bitches out here.
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It's not *** bitches. OK, that's the WCW so it
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shouldn't be a bitch I think. No, but it's like I feel like
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the ratio of bitches and *** is so you need.
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You need more like 5. I need more *** but.
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Too many bitches with a *** Too many bitches.
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With a. *** a day I get a cushy scratch.
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Yeah, you. Want three of each?
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Yeah. All right.
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So 3 of each 333 guys, 33 girls. It.
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For girls, it's harder for me. Why?
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Yeah. Why 'cause I'm a female?
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So I just feel like I've just been on with females on so I I
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would never want a relationship with a female but I would have
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sex with them. So who's your WCW that you would
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hit? You said you hit sexy red.
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OK, you did say that. I would hit.
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A whoopie rose. This is mashup pass now I would.
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Let her. I would Let her hit me.
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You. Wouldn't push up though.
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I wouldn't push up. What do you got, Luke?
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What about Suki? No.
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No, no. Who gets her about Suki?
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With the no, who would you take sexy?
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I mean sexy or Suki out of the zoo?
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Oh. Suki, like Suki.
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Yes. Ki hana yes sexiest Suki Suki is
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never like. You say Luke?
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Cash doll. Cash doll.
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I'm fucking you. Damn.
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Right. I love dark skin.
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I love Cash Doll and we'll take care of her baby.
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I love dark skin, women with pretty eyes, masks.
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I bitch. I will be a motherfucking
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stepmother. Let's fuck this motherfucker.
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My baby now. But yeah.
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Alright, so guys, the baby. Yeah, yeah.
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He he, he dark skinned. He got a nice smell.
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Little baby, little baby. OK.
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The baby. So the baby and little baby
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we're. Doing.
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Both the baby he little ugly but.
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Is. He he dark skinned, he got a
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nice smell, probably some OK one more.
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One more One more Vice Cartel Who Jamaican rapper do?
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You even know whom how you look. I don't like Caribbean men.
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Really. But I would have fucking African
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get the. Fuck out of this interview right
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now. Right now.
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But I want to fuck. African he.
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African he. African he.
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African. I'm in there.
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Oh wow, I'm there. He he sang that city boy song.
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Right. Yeah, OK.
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He called me. I'm like, yeah, babe, I'm there.
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So now we're on to shot Deny who on a description part of the
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show Juicy going to describe our guest for us.
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For the ones that can and cannot see.
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OK. So Kayla is, I would say, light
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skin complexion. She has nice, beautiful hair,
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silky, it's curly, you know, it's natural.
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She has nice smile, nice lips. The eyes I feel like are
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hypnotizing. You know, when they get lost in
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them. Look at my eyes, babe.
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When you tell me now that you said that the titties are
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sitting, the waist is snatched. *** can't see that.
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Do you want to cheat or no? She explained everything.
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And the booty is all Leah. Get up so you can see it's.
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All Leah, get up. Yeah, get up.
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It's going to be like a little. Slim, slim, thick.
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Is it them slick? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait. Yeah.
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So to sit up, did I see the sit down, sit back down and sit back
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and begin What I saw what you did.
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What I do, I saw what you did. It ain't fooling nobody here.
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But I do go. Ahead and do it again.
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Look OK. Oh shit.
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It was a it was a slow sit up. I think he liked it.
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I fuck with that too. OK, is Luke going against the
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bra size or Luke titties? What titties looking like I did.
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This. In the Ross from Rusty.
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Take a shot first before. You right, Take a shot first.
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Get your bearings. Get your bears together.
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Let me know. How to say he got a girl now he
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can't judge titties. Wow, you.
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Play away. First of all, where the fuck you
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get that sound? From I was experimenting out
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here yeah, it's new, it's new, it's new, it's new I.
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Want to say 32C? Oh, is it right?
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Is he right? I like.
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That that's generous, I think. Is he right?
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That's very generous. I'm a B.
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A/B I got to have you, we got to go.
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We got to we got to do all this. I got to have you what?
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I'm a beat on. All right, cut your.
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House close. It's the good bro that fancy.
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That's fancy, bro. No, I still shop at Victoria's
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Secret. I still shop at Pink.
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I'm like a little bitch. Finish your sentence for us.
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A pussy hole can never blink. A pussy hole can never.
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What pussy hole can ever do everything?
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A pussy hole could take a Dick. No, a pussy hole can never.
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Oh yeah, I'm sorry. A pussy hole can never.
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Somebody in the in the chat said they thought he was a 38B. 38, I
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say like 32 B yeah. 30. Two.
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Yeah, my. Bitch on that shit, So what?
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Was the answer you said a pussy hole can never what?
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A pussy hole will do everything I don't.
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I don't know what the fuck. Let me think about what a pussy
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hole can't do. Damn, a pussy hole can never
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take my *** Yeah, they. Can or they can.
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Can never. So.
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So what can they do? A pussy hole.
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What can pussy holes do? Never take my *** 'cause.
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He was talking. Back and and eat this ass.
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Listen, do y'all like. To play away.
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Are you eating ass back? You're this fucking audio bro.
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Am I eating ass bag? If a *** eat your ass, you wanna
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eat his ass. You did see like Sookie, I hate
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eat your nigga's ass. Because the Gooch right there
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like I you are, yeah. OK, it's alright.
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Clap it up. Paint that toe to the you.
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An African. Shut that shit up.
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Paint a toe to the ass. I, I feel like I'm very sexual,
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so I feel like if I'm into you, you're doing everything.
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I'm doing everything every right thing.
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So if you was a dancer, what would your dancing name be?
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I wasn't dancing. Oh God damn.
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What was your dancing name? Kayla.
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You just said no aliases ever. Don't.
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Find me *** he. Said I'm going to link this and
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everything. Yeah, don't find me.
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What's he doing? What's he really doing?
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But on players club, diamond name was really diamond.
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I feel like it was was it? Was that her real name?
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I think so, but how was your dancing days though?
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Like the dance of life, how was it?
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I felt like it was good, but I just felt like everything is not
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for everyone. Like I feel like some people
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will go shirt and there's some people that won't and that's OK.
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Like I feel like everyone has their their niche.
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Like they're going to do what they're going to do.
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But why quit? It wasn't for me.
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Bitch, the fuck? I was the hills.
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The hills he's killing. Me How was your pole game?
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I'm really not a pole dancer, but I love to talk.
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So what kind of So what kind of dancer are you?
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Will she get you in the corner and seduce the fuck out of you?
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Like I'm not going to walk you around the bar?
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I'm. Not going to walk around the
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bar? I'm going to massage you.
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I used to work with white bitches.
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So like white bitches be trying to massage.
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You the type that come over there.
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You are right Daddy, one of those type.
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Babes, you good babe? Got.
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Somebody to go fresh. We've been in a lot of strip
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clubs together. You know you know the type.
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I'm I'm like, I feel like I have like a gift for gab, but I
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don't, but I don't like I'm a talker.
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All right, quick question then. If you've seen Luke in the strip
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club, don't. What would you?
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How? Would you on Luke?
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I'm on Luke. Because I feel like he's not
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talking to me. Why are you not talking to me?
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I feel like I chased the things that don't, that don't speak out
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to me. Son of a bitch.
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Yeah, yeah, don't. Worry about it, Talk to.
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Me. What's up?
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Talk to me. Nice.
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You going home to her? OK, that's cool.
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Go home to her, 'cause you can't come home with me.
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But what's up? What we doing?
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I like that. OK, so what's one thing that got
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on your nerve with *** in the strip club?
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They. Don't want to spend no money.
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OK, so going back to like me talking, I feel like you want to
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talk to *** right? But you can't talk too much.
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Why 'cause you talking, you're not making the money.
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Girl, make the money. So they can't pay you to talk
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like. Fuck no, no, *** pay you to
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talk. But that's not all *** Is that a
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trick though? Right tricks.
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Pay to talk. Tricks pay to talk, but all ***
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ain't tricks. And I feel like some *** do come
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in the strip club, they trying to find girlfriends.
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They trying to do this like trying to find girlfriends in
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the strip club, don't come trying to find me in the strip
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club. And then try to take you out and
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change your whole life. Don't try to change, you gotta.
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Do this no more because. You.
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Because you met, Yeah, No, no funny shit, 'cause you met me as
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a stripper. No, I'm a kid.
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You met me as this. So what?
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Get on and everybody like regular *** that you did.
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I feel like all *** that I meet, I want to take me serious.
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They want to take me serious. It's like you, you done fucked
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20 bitches, now you want to take me serious, right?
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But it's like you don't even want to take me serious because
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you want to do what you want to do, but you want to tie me.
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Down because once they get the good pussy they they want to
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lock the shit down. The shit is good.
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Who? What is it?
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I guess it is my fault all. Right then.
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All right. As the female say the fuck.
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Wow all. Right.
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Describe your ex and shout out to the Bougie Babe podcast
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episode Shout. Out to the bougie babe 'cause I
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fuck with her I. Didn't see her in a long time.
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I don't need to see her, but. Wait a second.
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Hey, Bougie. Hey, bougie babe.
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Describe your ex. My ex fuck I fuck the
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manipulating ass *** can't damn. What else?
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They be having money though, OK? That's a clap.
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They be having money though, but I feel like *** that have money,
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they try to manipulate you with the money, right With the money.
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I guess, OK, I can see that they're trying to manipulate.
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The question is, are you falling for?
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It they're trying to manipulate, yeah, I'm vulnerable.
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Yeah, this on camera, I'm vulnerable.
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Same one right thing to me, I'm like, yeah, *** take me.
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Oh, one right thing. I'm like, yeah, this, this is
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fucking with me. I fuck with that.
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Yeah, I like. *** that talk that shit.
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So how important is looks when you did nothing?
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It's not important. No I don't fuck like seeing
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this. What about size 'cause I feel
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like you always complain about fat *** Damn.
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No no, no, funny shit. I'm mature chaser.
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So you like fat *** I like fat *** Secretly, yeah.
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I'll talk fat *** out there. Thank you for your
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contributions. I.
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Want. To say fat *** be eaters, fat
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*** be eaters eat pussy so good. I have AI got a fat *** right
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now. You're not trying to talk.
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How about we talking like diabetes fat?
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Wow, that's. Like pre diabetes.
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Why would you say that? Like pre diabetes.
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Pre diabetes fat. OK, OK, I'm trying to gauge it.
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I can't. Even say the other shit 'cause
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it's going to be against HIPAA, but I'm.
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Saying OK but we going pre diabetes fat.
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Pre. Diabetes.
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I mean, Rick Ross started off as big.
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Get y'all wait about here yo I want to fuck.
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With you. But I feel like I want to fuck,
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you know, I'll fuck with a fat nickel.
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So Ruben Stunner or Rick Ross? Ruben who?
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Ruben Stunner. Who I'm.
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Sorry, who's that? I.
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Don't hear what? You.
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Said what you said. Yeah, this is my sorry for two.
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1004 You know how old I was in 2004, bitch.
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Alright, so we're going moving or righty wave.
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It's not even righty wave. You talk about me, It's broad
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wave. Broad wave.
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OK. That's where my, that's where my
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speed. OK, Rick Ross, broad wave.
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I don't know about baby, too depressed.
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I'd be fucking with. That shit, I'd be like, yeah,
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yeah, I'd be the person, but I can't fuck with that shit.
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I feel like all his music is the person.
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That's what I'm saying. So which one you picking which
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big *** You picking the old Rick Ross?
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He gave me boneless lemon pepper wings.
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But you love flats too. Y'all never heard that?
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But babe, listen, I'm a drumstick girl because I love
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drumsticks. I feel like there's meat on
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there. Like now we can't tell our pick
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one. 'S a meat eater, so I'm.
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Talking about hold on now, hold on.
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I'm a. Meat eater.
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It's crazy. What does?
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We really don't talk that. Shit, as you should.
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I want to put that shit apart. I'm going to eat that shit.
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I always talk. About the wings of Juicy,
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exactly what the fuck you? Talk about the wings of Juicy.
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Yes, obviously, even talk about juicy how how would you
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describe? Juicy.
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Wait, this is not juicy. Find the show.
23:41
This is Ruben. Stutter stutter Ruben stutter
23:46
but it's. Cool, I one word.
23:47
Describe juicy one word, then we'll move on like I wanna.
23:52
Fuck. But that's my friend.
23:54
I thought she. Was going to say one word.
23:59
I don't have one word before I sentences I.
24:04
Don't have paragraphs is crazy. Four page letter.
24:08
But I. One word she's going to say me
24:11
bitch, you know? What speak was in your heart?
24:13
Give her more. Words.
24:13
When I first met, she was. She did not talk to me.
24:19
She did not talk to me. That was true before I knew that
24:22
I. Did not talk to me.
24:23
But once I knew that I knew you, then I was talking to you.
24:26
She just. Gave me the side I.
24:29
Was. Like.
24:30
Yeah, that was before I knew that I knew her.
24:33
So Juicy did not talk to me. She was not like because she was
24:38
not opening. But it's OK because I'm not like
24:41
that. So I didn't like take no offense
24:43
away. But look at us.
24:44
Now it makes me more like. It.
24:47
Grabs me more. Look how we all get along.
24:49
Get along. Yeah.
24:51
So we all and I'll pick one segment.
24:54
Yeah. OK.
24:54
So here you go, Luke. Would you rather give head every
24:58
day or have sex every day? God.
25:00
Damn give head every day. Would you rather give head every
25:04
day or eat No Would you rather have sex every day or eat ass
25:07
every day? You.
25:08
Just add more stuff to it. What's that question?
25:12
To Kayla. She's not.
25:15
That's for her personal research over.
25:16
There. That is not nothing.
25:18
But at the top of the head bitch ass every day.
25:22
Which one would you rather? Yes.
25:25
If we talk about like I'm in a relationship with a *** yeah,
25:28
like you have to have sex every day.
25:30
You got to get fucked every single day of your life.
25:34
Damn, every day. Ain't no bricks.
25:35
Even on your period, you got to get fucked.
25:37
Oh shit, ES. I'm eating ass every day.
25:43
Fun fact though, I heard that orgasm fuck everyday orgasm.
25:47
'S supposed to be neat in time, but.
25:50
Orgasm's supposed to help with. Cramps.
25:53
I heard I need time. I need space.
25:57
When I have cramps, I need time. I need space.
26:00
I don't need to talk to me if I need to eat your ass right now
26:03
for 2020 minutes. Whatever it is, 20 minutes is
26:06
crazy. How long will you eat there?
26:17
So yeah. So 20 minutes.
26:19
I don't need time, but my pussy definitely needs.
26:23
Time. Wait, you swallow?
26:25
No, not I mean not swallow like swallow the Dick.
26:27
I mean swallow the Dick, not semen like all.
26:30
Yeah, Deep Throat. That's not of course, if you
26:33
suck and Dick. We taking it all the way so you
26:34
don't have gag reflexes. No, I brush my.
26:38
Teeth. How long your tongue is?
26:38
It's. It's not a lot.
26:40
It's. Not a lot.
26:43
It's not. A.
26:46
Long tongue, but I go telling you bitches, you see.
26:50
Me. OK, stick it.
26:51
Out *** you see me. It's not long but it's
26:55
charitable. But the Dick is going all the
26:57
way. It don't need to be long to
26:58
swallow. Why the Dick?
26:59
Though why do my my tongue needs to be long to swallow right?
27:06
I feel like honestly like speaking in one like science
27:09
like. Your tongue is in a way.
27:12
But men do like, like when you stick your tongue out and shove
27:14
it down your throat, they like that.
27:17
They do. Not that I know, but I'm just
27:19
saying. I pull that truck out.
27:24
I pull that truck out. They they, they like that.
27:27
But it's like if I'm sucking Dick every day I might pull that
27:33
truck out like 2-3 times. OK, I got to have out of the
27:35
week. We got to go, we got to do, we
27:37
got to do all this out. Of the week.
27:39
Yes, I have. I have to suck Dick every day.
27:42
Yes, OK. Because if I'm doing something,
27:45
I'm going to do my best. And if if nobody didn't tell you
27:48
this, thank you. You're.
27:50
Welcome. How would you describe your
27:52
dating experience so, so far? Shit you don't know funny shit I
28:00
try to do. Dating sites like like what
28:02
tendon? You better not be on fucking
28:04
Plenty of fish. You better be on that fucking
28:05
Plenty of fish. Nobody be on that no more.
28:07
Tag which one? But if you like white men
28:10
talking. Or like Seeking arrangements.
28:13
No, I didn't. I didn't even have that like I
28:15
didn't even like do like a sugar daddy website.
28:17
I did like a. A fee Finder.
28:22
Christian Mingus, Maybe I should try.
28:27
I should venture no? No, no, but it be.
28:33
Like white men talking to me. Like what?
28:36
Matter. Hold on, hold on, hold on my.
28:39
Spanish. Spanish.
28:44
Spanish bitches I hate. Spanish bitches.
28:48
I hate Spanish. Professor.
28:49
And I got a little bit Spanish in me, but it's like this.
28:53
I even tell *** that. So what?
28:56
They incite you? So *** complained you?
28:58
I'm all nine right now, OK? But which ones do you would you
29:02
go on if you were on there? So I tried to there what?
29:07
Would your alias be on there? Kayla they're.
29:11
Going to find me. They're going to find me.
29:15
So just go on holiday insights. And like Mike Jones, catch me at
29:18
811. The fuck on phone.
29:19
What? What's we doing?
29:21
What's really doing? Like what's up 'cause I don't
29:25
know how to lie. And then I also wear my name
29:27
change and my name change. Thank you.
29:28
So I was like, that was that was when I realized I couldn't do a
29:32
alias when I used to dance. You don't have to wear the chain
29:36
when you're dancing. But that's my chain.
29:38
I'm gonna wear this motherfucker so.
29:40
There's a drunk in there anyway, they don't read that shit.
29:42
Yeah. So I'm like Kayla.
29:43
You told me your name was this, maybe Kayla and middle name.
29:47
So my alias. Wait, wait, we used to dance.
29:49
At which club? I used to dance at my.
29:52
Club. Yeah, which one?
29:54
Oh wait, let me guess, I feel like he was at X.
29:56
Was that boot 35? Shit over one in Woodbridge
30:00
that's a white club that everybody be at.
30:01
Yeah, yeah. But yeah.
30:07
Yeah, now what is your toxic, toxic trait?
30:12
I am very dismissive. I can see that.
30:21
Juicy, what's your toxic trait? You heard me.
30:23
This is for me too. You can hear, You can hear.
30:28
I don't think I have no taxes trade.
30:29
The fuck out of here. So you tell me what's my taxes
30:33
trade? Why did I tell you, 'cause I
30:35
don't think I'm toxic. I think you're the toxic.
30:37
I'm toxic as fuck. I will say I am.
30:41
What's my toxic trade? You know, my taxi trade, Kayla?
30:46
Probably 'cause I don't give a fuck about.
30:48
You're a Pisces. What's that mean?
30:50
So I just don't know. Pisces are very lovable.
30:55
Exactly. non-toxic what? No safe no, but they're
30:59
dangerous. I feel like.
31:03
I feel like if you don't love a Pisces the way you they love
31:06
you. It's by no, it's not by it's
31:12
drama. I'm.
31:13
Still waiting on what's my toxic treat because.
31:15
It's drama. Do I got if?
31:17
You don't get what you want. Kiss if you don't get what you
31:19
want. What you mean you've been around
31:21
me long enough to know if I had? I feel like you.
31:24
Beat up *** That's not true, I don't even feel like prices but
31:28
beat the persons like their persons ass.
31:30
I feel like only if you hit me first then I'm gonna beat your
31:33
ass play. Yoked the *** up at one point
31:35
like. No.
31:37
So, you know, give me something. You never yoked anybody up any
31:40
*** you just fuck with up. I'm not going to say that, but I
31:42
haven't done it to you. Look at.
31:44
The statue of limitation went ran out already.
31:46
That's all that matters. Do you have a toxic trick, Luke?
31:52
Yeah, Lucas don't give a fuck. Nationalize.
31:55
I think we all got the same toxic trade then, Sagittarius.
31:58
That's why we friends don't fuck with Sag.
32:01
None of us don't give a fuck. No, they're the same way.
32:06
I feel like as what? Like you don't like me in the
32:09
same way I like you. We're going to fuck you up.
32:13
Not even like a physical Luke is going to dismiss your ass.
32:17
It's going to be your loss. You think I'm good, beloved?
32:20
You think so? Guys be lying on their Dick, You
32:23
think? Guys lie on their Dick all.
32:26
The time at this big age, *** yeah.
32:29
But yeah, *** lie on their Dick all the time because I just, I
32:33
feel like *** like they meet a bitch, they like them.
32:38
And like they get their perspective from someone else
32:42
and they felt like they had a shot but since they had their
32:44
shot and they didn't go how one of them to go they going to lie
32:47
anyway and make it seem like they had their shot.
32:49
So I feel like I'm good. I take all the punches like I
32:52
sucked your Dick. I did whatever.
32:54
OK, cool speaking. Of sucking Dick.
32:56
What's your head game? Break my head game for.
32:59
One to Ten, 1000. Oh God damn shit.
33:08
It's not even on the rector scale.
33:10
Fire head. All right.
33:12
All right, what are some qualities you look for in a
33:13
potential partner? Damn.
33:17
OK, so I just want you to generally be nice to me.
33:22
Like be nice to me. Treat me like a woman.
33:24
Treat me with respect. Like I'll be popping my shit.
33:28
Oh no, I feel like you like I feel like you like to be called
33:30
bitch every now and then. Doing sex or in general?
33:33
In general. God damn, pull this
33:35
motherfucker. Call me a bitch, call me a but,
33:42
but I do like respectful men. I like men that came from like a
33:48
family because. You got two family.
33:49
Homework, both parents, you know, cheating.
33:52
No, he cheating, but he's just not cheating right now.
33:55
But I like respectful men on the record.
33:59
He's not cheating off the record.
34:00
Off the record. I could look like that, look as
34:04
a as a wholesome man. It's a wholesome man right now.
34:08
So you met me. Yeah, alright.
34:14
That's something that's what we tell him.
34:15
Like he don't talk too much, but I like a respectful man.
34:19
I like like to marry like, yeah, come from a two family home.
34:23
I feel like men that don't have like that perspective, they
34:27
don't carry out their perspective.
34:31
Even people that oldest that say but yeah, just be respectful OK
34:39
'cause I just feel like I'll be your personal whatever.
34:43
So the head game right that you rated was based off a second
34:47
Dick. Yeah.
34:49
So rate your EM box game. I'm mad lazy.
35:00
Damn. So could you demonstrate how you
35:04
in your box out here? Box or Dick?
35:06
Box. Box.
35:07
Yeah, or both. I in box.
35:12
But it's like once in a lifetime baby over there.
35:17
I eat hers 'cause I like her smell.
35:20
It's very straight, it looks clean, but everything don't got
35:25
to be clean, you know what I'm saying?
35:27
But I'm everything. Do got to be clean.
35:30
'Cause we're not. Bitch smell right, bitch.
35:33
I'm acting like I got to throw up all types of shit.
35:37
So yeah, I'm in the box, but I'm going to do something.
35:43
Wait, all girls, Two guys. I had to do something with two
35:47
girls. So how you like getting your box
35:54
8? I want 2 fingers.
35:58
I want them in there. I'm looking at you dead in the
36:01
eyes. You ain't over there quiet ***
36:06
I. Want 2 fingers, I want them in
36:10
there, yeah. Like a gun.
36:12
You're like a gun I want. To make sure.
36:16
Like a gun is crazy. And that's exactly how I
36:21
expected to be in my motherfucking head like that.
36:25
I want it to be like that. You need that with everything.
36:30
Yeah. And when I'm eating some mother
36:31
fucking pussy, I'm gonna do the same thing, yeah.
36:35
With two fingers like a gun, yeah.
36:39
Yeah, all that. Like a gun.
36:46
You gotta give the bitches what they want.
36:48
Well, so can a man like I had. Slow, sloppy, shaky, leaky.
36:52
How you like yours? How do I like to do it?
36:57
I like a *** to tell me how he won it.
37:00
I like to. I like.
37:02
So you like being coached? Yeah.
37:04
Do you like coaching? Yes.
37:08
I guess you be having a coach because *** I like to be
37:11
coached, but I don't like to be coached because if I feel like
37:15
I'm being coached too much. I feel like I'm micromanaged man
37:18
so it's like what the fuck is he doing?
37:20
You be having a coach. *** every job got a man.
37:22
Because kind of man also said facing the pussy.
37:24
Still can't find the Pearl because *** don't be knowing
37:28
where to lick how to lick it. God damn.
37:33
Might look like heavy though. Big Pussy Gal talking.
37:37
About fat pussy Gal find it. All right, when is the best time
37:42
to get rid of an ex belongings? Or do you keep it for example
37:45
like pigs clothes? Shit, we in the same particular.
37:50
Right now I have a big heart. They.
37:58
Give it back or. I was just trying to sell a
38:00
naked shoes. God damn.
38:05
I was I was just trying to sell a naked but.
38:08
It was unsuccessful. But it was like months after.
38:12
OK. That's.
38:13
Fair. How many months?
38:15
That was them near a year go. Get your fucking shoes naked.
38:17
If you still trying to sell it, pitch the cell right here.
38:21
So I have some Nike dunks, they off white and I have some Finney
38:26
sneakers. What size are they?
38:29
That *** was yo. I realized *** with big feet
38:32
don't have big Dick. His feet big, but his Dick nut
38:36
Dick is little. Oh damn, yeah.
38:41
I like a little Dick. They easy to suck.
38:45
Dick. OK.
38:47
Not to fuck. To do what?
38:49
To suck, alright. And that was the thing.
38:52
Like, like your Dick little. I would have sucked it.
38:56
You're just little. That's fine.
38:59
I put that shit down my throat. No ease.
39:04
What? What?
39:04
Damn. No ease.
39:06
Lift your neck a let's see. You got, you got your.
39:08
Tonsils now, do you have any? Any funny sex stories or
39:17
anything memorable? OK, I'll be faking it you.
39:28
Play away. Bro, that's because you're still
39:31
young. Get the fuck up and leave the
39:33
pocket. Leave the pocket right now.
39:35
Leave right now. I'll be.
39:36
Faking it, that's so funny. That's the funny stuff.
39:39
Yes, that's very funny. Why are you faking it though?
39:40
So when the last time you faked it?
39:43
I ain't faking them all the time because I didn't feel like I
39:45
need to. Yeah, OK.
39:47
I I fake it when I need to? How do you fake it that that was
39:55
it right there? That can't be it.
39:57
I mean, maybe his eyes closed and you just listening for the
40:00
sound. No, that's it.
40:01
Alright, so I Lucas closed eyes. Maybe.
40:03
Sometimes. Just close your eyes.
40:05
I'll be sowing the rapture and I don't even know I'm faking now.
40:08
I'll be quiet. I'll be like damn bitch, you
40:09
gotta fake it again. Hold on.
40:11
Hold on, Kayla. Hold on.
40:12
Everybody close your eyes. When we close our eyes, then you
40:15
give it to us. Alright, 321, close your eyes.
40:18
Close. Your eyes, I'm like daddy, damn,
40:27
just a little, but damn, Daddy, bye, bye.
40:39
Oh damn, that's how I be. But I'll be in my head.
40:44
But I'll be like Dennis, little damn bitch, you been quiet for a
40:47
minute and 37 seconds. Damn, you got to give some shit.
40:53
That's how I be feeling like damn, you ain't even give him
40:56
money. He he went out of this.
40:59
So how could you tell if a guy likes getting his ass eat like
41:04
they just ask him. They just do it.
41:06
I just let me tell you I I'm not eating everything his ass and if
41:13
I if I ever ate a nigga's ass, you liked it and you wanted it
41:16
and you asked for it. Oh.
41:18
You play away. So that's how you know they
41:20
asked for it. How do they ask?
41:23
Like what they say? Go.
41:27
Down a little. Oh, a little further.
41:29
You just push your head down further.
41:31
You. Know passing the Gooch older.
41:35
*** are freaky as fuck. You're taking a stamp for that.
41:38
Older *** are freaky and I feel like the older I'm getting, I
41:41
feel like the older I'm realizing that's why older
41:44
bitches are freaky. 'Cause they're old *** Not even
41:48
cause the old *** Just like your mind is expanding.
41:53
You want to do other shit. You just want to do some shit to
41:56
excite you. Other shit that mission, yeah,
41:58
OK. Other shit that missionary.
42:02
I wish a *** would just put me in missionary you.
42:05
Know any time look in his eyes. No God do man make it harder to
42:10
fake it like. That you start probably faking
42:13
it. If a *** dig little, we doing it
42:16
straight from behind. So that's the best position.
42:19
That's the best position. And I'm a big Dick missionary.
42:23
Big Dicks get everything big things get.
42:28
Everything doggy are froggy style now if you send a new to a
42:35
dude right? Do you have a go to folder on
42:38
with all your news or are you sending a fresh new to him?
42:40
I'm. Sending a fresh new.
42:43
Oh, like you're taking it right down the spot.
42:46
Thank you. Yes, because recycled news is
42:54
definitely a thing. Recycled news is definitely a
42:56
thing. And like Nick is the same in the
42:59
picture. You said this April 23rd, so I'm
43:03
giving like. 1018 I'm going. To see this pussy right now.
43:06
No all my *** out there I need to get tech savvy.
43:09
If she send you a picture you need this exactly.
43:12
You need to look at the better data look.
43:14
At that date, see. Look the metadata.
43:18
Took that shit. See what kind of phone stick it
43:19
with. See the date, the location,
43:20
everything. What that mean metadata exactly?
43:22
Exactly. Exactly.
43:25
Exactly. You could put it in a metaverse
43:27
and to tell you, yes, something different, that's Facebook.
43:30
See. Don't know.
43:30
They don't know. Just like that.
43:33
Let. Me Google.
43:34
Send this. I didn't know metaverse, I don't
43:35
give a fuck. Send me an old nude if you want
43:37
to, but you want to. Now I'm gonna call you out.
43:40
I I. Exactly.
43:44
You just want. To see this pussy if it's hairy.
43:47
If it's bald, wait, hold on. Now not hear me.
43:49
Now not hear me. Nah, not hear me.
43:51
Older *** like hairy pussy, yeah.
43:53
What the fuck would I eat a Kiwi?
43:54
Like older, older, like 80s, 70s, eighties.
44:01
They like hairy. Pussy, I mean no *** in.
44:05
The 80s them on a hairy ass pussy.
44:07
But you mad a *** an. 80s No I mad a *** What do you want that
44:13
pussy shaved? What's the?
44:16
Oldest What's the oldest age gap you had?
44:25
2525 years. 25 years. Damn you all see this?
44:33
What's the next question, Luke? What are your deal Breakers when
44:37
it comes to dating someone? I'm going to say a little bit
44:41
because I could deal with that. No money, you dating broke ***
44:48
I'm not yeah, still have no, not have my baby father because he's
44:54
a bye. What would you?
44:57
Say. Why would you say that?
45:00
Deal breaker for *** Oh my God, if I see your ass crack, if we
45:04
on a first date and I see your ass like you hop out the car,
45:10
your ass crack is out. That's the deal breaker.
45:14
We will never fuck. I seen your ass and.
45:18
You don't want to eat it. And I 'cause I didn't expect to
45:23
see your ass like this. So deal burgers we go on a first
45:28
date. See your ass, y'all know y'all
45:31
*** be copping out the car? Your ass cracked me out.
45:34
Them pants is too small. What else?
45:40
I hate cheap *** I hate cheap *** I don't want to fucking do.
45:48
Unless we dating like a 2 for 20?
45:50
Yeah, unless we dating. No, no, no, no.
45:54
I'm. Trying to go hook around and
45:55
shit that and shit that, what shit out of.
45:57
The Applebee's is not, I presume.
45:58
That but my favorite Cheesecake Factory.
46:02
I'm going to Cheesecake Factory. Fuck y'all bitches with that
46:06
list because bitch, I'm there gobbler gobbler in my appetizer
46:14
and my drink and my motherfucking.
46:16
Everything I hate cheap *** I. Hate *** But I hate *** that
46:25
brag about money that don't have money.
46:28
Well, they really do. Or maybe they really do and they
46:32
just don't spend it. Like don't tell me nothing about
46:34
money. You're not trying to spend it.
46:35
Exactly like you want me to fuck you first?
46:37
OK, that's that's not even how selling pussy.
46:40
Works still give me some change. That's not even how selling
46:43
pussy works, no. And then *** be like, yeah, but
46:48
you coming to me on some prostitution?
46:53
OK, that makes sense. OK, that makes sense.
46:55
OK. And so spinning.
46:59
You know the rules up front. Not trying to spin it.
47:02
OK, cool. OK, you ever been trying to
47:05
like, get negotiated? I was some pussy.
47:08
I used to dance. Oh wow.
47:10
Well, that's expected. But my thing is like when I'm
47:12
dancing and we going to a party room, it's a set price.
47:16
No Nick, I need my money off. You make your own price or the
47:19
club make your price. Club make your price.
47:21
Oh I don't know, I also thought they they make their own price
47:23
off the top. Club make your price.
47:25
I thought it was a club price and you add a little bit on.
47:27
Right. Club me your price.
47:29
That's not going that back on fuck.
47:30
That, but that's. Me because I just feel like I
47:33
just, I don't know, like I'm not like I'm not a finesser for
47:36
real, for real. So like.
47:39
I'm gonna need you to tap in, bitch.
47:40
Think big Bitch. But it's like, alright, the club
47:45
make your price OK. And then you add tax.
47:48
And then you add tax so you're not trying to spend it.
47:52
At that pussy tax. Alright, at that pussy tax
47:54
period, but I don't like pussy tax.
47:56
Like you wanna fuck me? I don't fuck *** at the club.
48:00
I don't fuck *** at the club. I don't fuck *** that I meet
48:03
outside in the club 'cause this is like you met me in the club.
48:08
Makes sense, I get. Yeah, yeah, You know what I'm
48:11
saying? Like you met me in a club, so
48:13
you came to find something. I came to find something.
48:16
If you tricking, you tricking. True.
48:19
Can you spot a trick like just looking at them?
48:22
No. How do you spot a trick for the
48:26
for the Peaches looking for tricks?
48:29
The way they're talking. How would trick talk though?
48:31
Because if you don't like them to like brag about.
48:35
But like, I feel like the tricks that I had came across and I
48:38
worked in the club, they've been tricks.
48:42
They So everybody know their tricks.
48:43
Yeah, everybody know their tricks.
48:44
You know what I'm saying? You knew pussy, OK, But you can
48:48
never let that get into your mind, 'cause like you knew
48:50
pussy. And Nick is going to take
48:53
advantage of that. If a new trick come in the club,
48:55
do the dancers in the back talk about them?
48:57
Yes, spread the word. Yes, he spent money on her.
49:02
He spent this amount of money. I would expect them to try to be
49:05
stingy with their tricks though. Like, you know.
49:07
And that's why I stopped dancing.
49:11
I have one favorite dancer. I ain't going nobody else.
49:13
But even if they call. Dance like.
49:14
That's how tricks be though. But even if they be having a
49:17
favorite. Like regular shit.
49:19
Like you got tricks too. You got your regulars.
49:22
What's called a award awards membership.
49:23
I could see JB and a trick in a club.
49:25
The fuck out of here. Definitely hell no Jake
49:29
definitely give trick right Don't.
49:30
Definitely don't trick. Look, let me take a shot on
49:33
this. Let me let me take a shot.
49:35
I'll. Spend my money.
49:37
Lucas is a quiet trick. I'll tip my shit but I ain't
49:41
tricking. What's the difference?
49:43
I'm gonna work your eyes down for the pussy.
49:44
What's the difference? I'll come in here 1000 times.
49:47
I'll come here 1000 times. And you go spend money every
49:51
time. On.
49:52
That one bitch, that's a trick. But we talking about like paying
49:57
for the pussy. Nah, I pay for the.
49:58
Pussy. Is that a trick?
49:59
Paying for the pussy? That's not a trick.
50:02
Is that a trick? So when I met whoever.
50:05
All tricks don't get pussy. When I met whoever.
50:07
The fucks the point? All tricks don't.
50:09
'Cause they like tricking like but.
50:13
I feel like. *** come with intentions and then *** come
50:17
with tricking. Intentions a trick?
50:20
No. She want to be right so bad
50:24
trying. To get cool with the bartender
50:26
so I could get like, have your drinks.
50:29
Exactly. So you were trying to do
50:30
bartenders? Do that.
50:31
You won't even talk to me. Definitely gave them.
50:36
I definitely gave them free shots, but at the end of the
50:39
day. Was they free porn?
50:42
Yes, we was free porn. We was free porn.
50:46
OK, in the free porn spot that means.
50:48
I'm definitely giving them shots, but it wasn't even one
50:51
shit like I fuck with you, we going to fuck it.
50:54
Was tipping heavy? It was.
50:56
Cool. It was just like, yeah,
50:57
everybody's tipping heavy. It's tricking.
50:59
No, because the thing about this, everybody's tipping heavy.
51:04
All. Right.
51:05
What shot definition of a trick? A definition of a trick.
51:09
He fuck all the bitches in the spot.
51:11
You a new bitch? You a fresh face?
51:14
What's up? I'm tricking.
51:16
I'm going to give you this money.
51:18
It's a send him out. And it wasn't been like that.
51:21
We was we just trying to fuck. It's not like attention.
51:24
I feel like the intention was like.
51:27
Come on, we're going to. We're going to establish
51:30
something. So you ever been Dick with?
51:33
Yes. I'm easy to manipulate.
51:37
So like what percentage of your relationships you've been Dick
51:40
with? Not a not more not.
51:52
But when I love you, I really fucking love you.
51:56
So if you would love you, Dick Whip, not even I'm in love.
51:59
I just felt a little bit something.
52:03
So yeah, like whatever you want me to do, if I'm gonna do it.
52:07
Not that with to the point where like a pimp.
52:11
God damn. Let me just say this though,
52:15
'cause I fuck with y'all bitches that sell pussy.
52:18
But I don't fuck with y'all bitches that got pimps.
52:20
Shut about all my 3 of foes out there.
52:22
I never saw no pussy but I'm saying though my y'all ***
52:28
comment on this shit 'cause I ain't never saw no pussy but I'm
52:30
saying though I never I can't deal with bitches that sell
52:35
pussy on account of a *** It's your pussy.
52:39
It's your pussy. You better sell that shit for
52:41
the top dollar, whatever the fuck you doing, bitch, $20.00
52:45
but I think that'd be for protection.
52:47
That better be your motherfucking 20.
52:50
I think that'd be for the protection.
52:52
You got to pay for protection. Otherwise the the the tricks
52:55
would be out here beating y'all asses, stiffing y'all out.
52:57
Here blaming these *** myself. I'll be out here motherfucking
53:01
here, Rob. But you need.
53:04
Some protection we got. Like if I ever sell pussy, it's
53:08
going to be me. So I'm a pussy because I wanted
53:10
to sell pussy. So do you have advice for dating
53:14
multiple people at once? Yes, these *** are crazy.
53:24
If you've ever do something on account of a *** make sure your
53:28
name on it. Fax.
53:31
Make sure your name is on it. Make sure you know what you're
53:36
doing. Make sure you never if it's a
53:38
trick, don't ever fall in love with no trick.
53:41
Hell no. Just know what you're doing, be
53:49
smart about, know what you're doing, and know the reason why
53:54
you're doing it. Don't date no multiple *** for
53:56
no reason. Oh, just because it's fun.
53:59
Just because it's. Fun are you are.
54:04
You in a kinky sex? Yes.
54:07
Now would you have a sound a guy?
54:10
What's that? Luke hit him, Sir, first.
54:12
Of all, I'm hit him with a disclaimer. 1st I don't know,
54:16
I'll be faking it. I don't know what the fuck came
54:18
up with this fucking definition, word of the day shape for this
54:21
one that had nothing to do with me, but I'm no put the camera
54:24
back. Don't put the camera on me.
54:26
I got to read this shit all right.
54:28
Sounding Take the sounding The act of inserting the steel
54:35
medical grade sounding rod into a guy's pee hole to inflict
54:39
pleasure and pain. Some people use alternative MET
54:42
items like a toothbrush handle. So you fucking a *** pee hole?
54:48
That's crazy when you that got to be painful.
54:52
I feel like I'm going to spelling bee when you said that.
54:55
I still don't get the definition probably.
54:57
A no. I would hope it's a no.
54:59
Pee holes not supposed to open up pee hole.
55:03
Yeah. I never did that.
55:07
I won't do. That I'm goofy as fuck.
55:10
I will put the right. Trick.
55:11
You're not doing that. Even for the right trick for the
55:13
right price. You're not doing it.
55:15
I'm coming here. I'm laughing.
55:17
You don't gotta get no pussy, no hair.
55:18
You just gotta fucking. I'm coming here, I'm laughing.
55:21
That's why I could never be. A bitch I sell myself.
55:25
No, I will fucking *** in the pee hole.
55:27
I wouldn't. Fucking *** in the pee hole but
55:29
I. Didn't play away.
55:31
I would. I will.
55:31
Fucking *** in a pee hole. But I'm saying I will fucking
55:34
*** in a pee hole but I need time.
55:37
How come the building? Oh, OK, OK, gotcha.
55:41
That's what I'm. Saying so you want a fucking
55:42
trick in a pee hole? Only a *** you care about that
55:45
you love. You were fucking in a pee hole
55:47
like. What?
55:51
OK, so if I met you right, 'cause I met *** in a club and
55:56
they be weird shit, they be asking for the weird shit.
55:59
I had a *** asked me, I'm going to give you 500 for a hand job.
56:04
Damn, that's weird. No, that is weird.
56:07
And I did. It my hand job.
56:08
And I did it. No, I did it you.
56:11
Got to take, I did it. You got to take Dick though.
56:16
No, I don't have to take Dick. I don't have to talk to you
56:18
after. I never even seen that ***
56:20
afterwards. But I'm saying like every mad
56:23
nigga's asking. For weird shit, God.
56:24
Damn inflation is wow. But the thing about it is that
56:28
if I like you and you asked me to do some weird shit, I'm going
56:32
to look twice. But.
56:34
Are you going to do it? You pay me.
56:38
For the right price. You pay me, I need the money in
56:41
here. So are you fucking in the pee
56:43
hole? Yeah, if they pay you, what's
56:46
your price? We got to go, we got to do, we
56:47
got to do all this. What's the price for a fucking
56:50
*** in the pee hole? The minimum.
56:54
Look at the camera. Fucking *** in a pee hole with a
57:00
toothbrush. And it's yours.
57:04
What he can keep it after that? It's your toothbrush and he
57:10
wants you to fuck him in the pee hole.
57:15
Some I'm going off time. So the longer you.
57:21
Know that I'm not a prostitute. I'm saying this some real
57:24
prostitute shit, Yeah, but based on the time I got to, I got to
57:30
fuck. Three years.
57:31
Three years. Got three years in.
57:33
I never know no *** for three years and I had to fuck him in
57:35
the pee hole because you were never going to tell me.
57:37
You never know, no *** that you had to fuck in the pee hole.
57:39
First of all, I would hope but but if I just met you, you in
57:44
the club, you may fuck you in the peel.
57:45
OK, 500. That's it.
57:48
That's it. What text?
57:49
Tom again? Jay Tron get fucked in a pee
57:53
hole. That's crazy.
57:54
That's it not funny. Now fine it if you give some
57:57
places that a women that you should not take a woman on a
58:00
first date. Give us like 3.
58:01
We should not take a woman on a first date.
58:06
Damn, I'm I'm going to say for the bitches that I like and for
58:12
the bitches that I want to whine and dine.
58:14
You bitch, I'm going to take you to know I'm going to take you to
58:20
some something that you want to do.
58:23
I feel like if I was a *** I want to know what you want to
58:26
do. I want to know where you want to
58:29
go. You want to chill, Let's chill.
58:32
You want to go to a regular spot, let's go to a regular
58:35
spot. I feel like *** that talk to
58:37
bitches, they know exactly what type of bitches they indulging
58:40
in and they know I could take this bitch.
58:43
Fridays for the first date, but go back to being.
58:49
Sorry so. I'm on the diner some shit these
58:54
bitches don't mean knowing shit. I'm taking this bitch Ruth
58:56
Chris. I'm taking this bitch Ruth
59:00
Chris. What you want?
59:02
What's your worst first date? The worst place you went for a
59:06
first date? Damn, I'll be burying shit deep
59:09
down in my mind. You got dig, dig it out.
59:13
The first first damn 'cause I still be talking to *** after
59:21
first, I still be talking to this at the first first date.
59:28
Worst first date. OK, I understand *** I wasn't
59:39
attracted to him and he was trying to Take Me Out and he was
59:43
trying to do shit and I was just like, no.
59:45
And he was just like, yeah, babe, like what?
59:48
He was just like, yeah, babe, trying to touch me.
59:51
Trying to set the. Movie Oh my God, the worst first
59:53
date I'm thinking about it now so I went to the sex convention
1:00:01
and I'm like I met this *** and I'm like I'm one of my friends
1:00:05
I'm going to be cool it's. Cool, whatever, he's touching
1:00:10
me. At the convention.
1:00:11
He he's there for two hours. I told him I left.
1:00:15
I was really still there. Oh, ladies free night, ladies
1:00:18
free night. So I'm there for free.
1:00:22
He's still there. He's like, baby, I'm looking for
1:00:24
you. I'm looking for you.
1:00:26
He's still there. I'm like, damn, I left two hours
1:00:29
ago, but I'm really still here. This thing is looking at me.
1:00:33
Looking at you lying now. On the phone like.
1:00:37
No, I'm gone, looking at me. What?
1:00:41
I feel like baby, I'm by the bathroom.
1:00:42
I like cool, we're going link. I just.
1:00:45
We just came back. I just came back.
1:00:48
He's touching me, walking all over.
1:00:50
He like. He's a bitch now at the
1:00:52
convention, he's a bad. Dude, because I don't like
1:00:57
because that I don't like touching me.
1:01:00
Don't touch me. Oh well, you did try to curve
1:01:02
him, but he. Was I did he?
1:01:04
Wasn't having. That I'm like, I'm home, I'm in
1:01:07
just we're 45 minutes away. Like where you at?
1:01:10
Where do you live? He didn't want to go home.
1:01:13
So I was like, OK, we're going link and we linked.
1:01:17
He was touching me. No, I don't see me.
1:01:22
And then that was like the first first.
1:01:24
Date, damn. All right, so our last part, our
1:01:27
last segment we have it's called our voicemail segment, right?
1:01:32
So I'm a play a prompt, and then you're going to wait for the
1:01:35
prompt to finish and you're going to leave a voicemail for
1:01:38
your for your best eater that you ever that you ever.
1:01:43
I'm ready. Hold on.
1:01:44
Wait. For the prompt, wait for the
1:01:46
prompt, wait for the prompt. All right, I'm ready.
1:01:52
Why the fuck this thing I'm picking on the phone?
1:01:58
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message
1:02:00
system. You send me the.
1:02:02
Voicemail babe baby, I'm just trying to come over and see
1:02:07
what's up like you don't want to OK, that's fine You don't want
1:02:12
to eat my pussy OK, cool. I'm a still come over.
1:02:15
I'm a still be outside if you want to change your mind because
1:02:19
this pussy outside is is good it's good.
1:02:22
She I'm just still out here and I'm waiting for you.
1:02:25
So I'm just going to wait for you to come outside.
1:02:30
Don't tell nobody. I left this voicemail because
1:02:32
who the fuck leaves voicemail? I don't tell nobody that, but
1:02:37
I'm out here. So yeah, if like if you want to
1:02:41
touch me, you want to just call me, but I'm out here, all right?
1:02:47
I'm just. Going to say bye bye.
1:02:48
I just. Hang up.
1:02:54
Now juice in this out. Please wait, wait before you in
1:02:57
this out. Thank you for coming on.
1:02:59
Anything you want to shout out? No, my daughter.
1:03:03
OK shout out. Sorry, I hope you don't watch
1:03:06
this. But I hope you watch this 'cause
1:03:08
you want to be a smart ass bitch.
1:03:11
Oh, not me, I want my daughter. Shout out to us, our sister
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Shout out to bougie babe cause babe.
1:03:22
That's what I'll be going to. Do end this please.
1:03:26
Yes, a wise woman once said don't put your trust in me pussy
1:03:30
*** I'm a break your heart young turn bitch.
1:03:32
When I pull up, that's when the party start sexy.
1:03:40
And as we end every episode, the whole team got to win.