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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo
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maybe you wake up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat penis inside
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of you multiple nerdgasm your guide to
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all things
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nerdy guys it's all over I had a good run but it's over now oh okay I'm
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talking of course about the one year or
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so period in time where my personal
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taste and mainstream fashion
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coincided okay oh like your tastes have changed the three of us have always had
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our own unique Styles even even amongst ourselves right sure yes and you know
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it's all well and good to say just wear what you want mate it's not when you
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can't buy the clothes you like right when I go into shops I just have to buy
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what they have right sure but for the last year or so shops have stocked
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clothes that I've liked right I can get
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clothes off the rack that I want to wear but I went shopping on the weekend cuz I
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needed more stuff and I went into H&M I
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went into Top Shop I went into Unico I went everywhere and it's all [ __ ]
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this weird mixture of Norm core and gangster what the hell I don't get it
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Norm Norm cores the uh the it's the
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uprising against hipster where hipster supposed to be like you you take like a
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lot of a lot of effort to dress up and Norm cor is like I take lot of effort in
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making it look like I'm wearing like my old jeans from the '90s and like my dad's old
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jumper okay yeah okay yeah so get with that Matt if
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you want to stay up to date but anyway I'm out I'm [ __ ] out the clothes that
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I have now in my home are the only clothes I'm going to be able to wear now
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because I refuse to dress in this ridiculous way just because the shops
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have all moved on but I don't dress like that and Luke doesn't dress like that so
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how is it that we were able to find cloth I don't know how is it you're able to find
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clothes different country yeah okay fine but I'm not
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asking you to get me stuff I'm just saying no I mean like you you mentioned
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stores that I'm familiar with though like H&M I mean we didn't we didn't have
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H&M here for a long time but we went we went to the US to buy our H&M clothes
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yeah and I always liked H&M and I went in the other day and it's all weird
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stuff man it's all weird stuff I don't know I don't actually go shopping for
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clothes I'll just be walking past and go I'll wear that and just buy that I don't
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it's not an outing for me to buy clothes like you see Star Wars Crocs I thought
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they were sandals
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and no I did not for children he was he
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was upset like visibly upset that he was not able to buy them mhm yeah did he
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couldn't get him no man I've I've seen
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Star Wars in adult sizes for sure yes oh you were disappointed that they
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were crops they were for children so you didn't mind the look of
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them that when you found out they were CR the side like Fairway away and I saw
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what looked like sandals and then Star Wars and I went I need them wait why are
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sandals okay so you'll yeah you'll wear sandals but you draw the line at Crocs
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is what you're telling us question by style okay do you wear sandals at the
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moment no have you ever no I think I had some when I was a child
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yeah I had some when I was a very young child yeah I vaguely remember them yep
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no idea okay I mean like I can't really criticize shoes because I pretty much
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exclusively only wear Converse right I have like Converse the same shoe in
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different colors and I alternate between them so Luke if you want to wear Crocs
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go for it I've taken to wearing palladium boots right and I'm telling
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you right now Palladium if you're listening and you want to sponsor this
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podcast I [ __ ] love these shoes These Boots man they're the best and I'm
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serious if you guys want if you guys want to send me some some free boots
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I'll talk about them every week cuz I [ __ ] love them what if they wanted to
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send Dan or me free boots but not you well that would be a little I don't know
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Petty that would just be a douchebag move wouldn't it but they are nice boots
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so padium if you're listening Luke and I would would love some of these they're
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good cuz you can wear them folded down yeah in the what they call the baggy
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look you can put them up them under your jeans they look
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good talking about this are they heavy no they are not they they weigh about
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the same as my cons they okay that's what I need to be worried about are cool
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man where did you they're great where do you go for these I got them from
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Platypus here and I'd seen them actually the first time I saw them go on Matt I
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want specific details you know the grounds in Alexandria I do I was walking
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past I walk past it every day to get to work you walk past the grounds of
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Alexandria every day yes I do apparently I don't know where you
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work one of the guys they have a bunch of traffic guys cuz the place is [ __ ]
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Insanity yeah cuz it's so busy and this guy was wearing these boots and I I walk
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past every day and I'd see this guy and I'd be like those are some [ __ ] cool
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boots that guy's rocking so I uh looked up what they were yeah might look these
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up too man if you don't mind me borrowing from your style I don't mind
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you're in a different country well yeah and I'm out of clothes as I've said that's right
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yeah so padium send us some boots please we will sell out for anything that we
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want oh yeah let's make that abundantly clear but we'll SEL F anything whether
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or not we wanted Luke bought a butt plug last week you know yep that's true like
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if you want us to review something we will we will review it no matter where
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we have to put it some news on that it's been shipped ah well Shi ship doesn't
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interest me Luke I want to know when it's arrived and been tested you will
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find out you'll be the first to know via Snapchat oh God [ __ ] 4 on
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Snapchat if you want to subscribe to his story to see uh updates when when it
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arrives how do you do that yeah I've only just become aware of this myself
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Luke all right I follow people's stories but I don't know how you create a story
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when you record a snap or take a photo I think it it's one of the options in the
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send list you know you choose who you're going to send it to I think add to story
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is one of them ah oh that's what that thing is I don't understand it anyway I
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don't know like kids [ __ ] love this [ __ ] I I don't understand it I think I
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like sending you guys funny little pictures and pictures of your dick
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obviously yeah that's all I use it for I don't understand this story business
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like I just don't understand it I think it's that Millennials thing where you
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just have to know what everyone's up to at all times yeah I read an article by
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this guy who said he got his daughter to I think it was his little sister
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actually to he he was a reporter and he said can you teach me how you use
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Snapchat and he it was Insanity he said that she'll wake up in the morning
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morning and she's got like 30 snaps right and she doesn't even look at them
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she just kind of scans through them and that and she's like okay cool got to
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send a selfie back to everybody and then he's like why and she like well because
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you got to oh wow and he was like all right like it's that's weird I think the
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most snaps I've ever gotten a day is five and it was the other day and it was
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all from you Matt when you were playing with that face swap app yeah it was fun
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and that were hilarious yeah but that's like the maximum I've ever got that's
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what I like it for for sending dumb [ __ ] to my friends yeah Snapchat is like the
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first app that's ever made me feel old because when you get it it's not easy to
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work out how to use it or how to add people I don't understand I've got one
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use case and that is I've got this goofy thing I'm going to send you and then it
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just doesn't need to exist after that so that's fine yeah yeah there's another
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app that's coming out which might be interesting it's um pretty much the same
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as Snapchat except you send a message to people who are using who are on your
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friend scene and then you set a time limit and then if the other person
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accepts in that time limit their photo will just automatically activate and
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take a photo what I don't understand why
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I don't know all right let's break it down right we've both got it Luke you
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send me a request right yep and if I accept the request yep it'll just take a
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photo of me to send to you yeah but it's not like a normal where you can inside
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the exact photo like if you don't like that one you delete it and then try
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again this is what I mean is me clicking accept is essentially me clicking the
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photo button no no because the camera doesn't activate until a certain time
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well then chances are it'll be a picture of the inside of my
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pocket yeah I it's not like I'm in the shower and you're going hey Dan you're
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in the shower I get a sneaky pick from you yeah cuz I want to take my phone
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into the shower exactly right be on the if I do it's to take you boys a Snapchat
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specific instantly taking this to taking photos of people naked let's not pretend
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that Snapchat wasn't invented to be able to send your tits to people and have it
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disappear in 5 seconds later except that they realize you couldn't stop it from
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taking a screenshot apparently there is a way to do that yeah if you get a snap
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right and you you think oh there might be tits in this you put your phone in
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airplane mode yeah look at the snap take a screenshot turn the phone off turn it
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back on again and then turn turn airplane mode off and apparently that'll
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sort I don't know if they've worked out you know Snapchats fix that bug but
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apparently that's the way to do it so that way the other person won't get a
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notification that someone's taking a screenshot yeah exactly yeah but
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sometimes you take a screenshot just so that the other person gets a
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notification that you've taken a screenshot you know what I mean yeah
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it's kind of like a it's like like liking it exactly I don't know how to
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take a screenshot yeah that's cuz you don't have an iPhone you have a Windows
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phone no I don't Android now yeah you have a G4 I think you push one of the
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volume buttons and the power button at the the same time yeah I'm not going to
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do it okay I'm not that interested well we're cool I guess that's what we've
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shown so far this episode yeah speaking of iPhones I don't know if you guys
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heard about this recently the FBI approached Apple regarding the iPhone
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that belonged to one of the San Bernardino Shooters that's right they
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went to Apple and they said we want you to unlock the phone because we can't get
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into it because apparently I didn't realize this see I'm I'm one of those
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people that assumes the government can just get into anything anyway and it's a
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surprise when they can't and they have to go to private businesses for help
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when people said oh they went to Apple to ask them to unlock the iPhone I
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thought they just meant in general they want to make it easier for the FBI to
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get into your phone cuz I just assumed that they already could but apparently
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not apparently if your phone is locked your iPhone is locked it's very
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difficult for someone to get into it without the the key code yeah right I
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learned that it has dedicated Hardware that basically you put the key code in
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and there's a chip in there that creates like a scrambled hash of your password
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and uses that to try and encrypt the operating system like the whole file
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system of your phone is encrypted and the only way that it knows if it worked
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is because it gets unencrypted data back at no point does your phone actually
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even know what your PIN code is it only knows that it worked because it works
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you know what I mean wow it's quite good quite clever I mean in Practical terms I
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don't know what that means but it sounds very cool
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it means that the PIN code is not stored on the phone what it means is so you
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can't hack it your iPhone is encrypted and the only way to to to decrypt is to
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put the pin code in your phone doesn't know what the PIN code is but when you
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put it in it knows it worked because it was able to decrypt the data does that
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make sense it does okay so like basically it goes what's what's the code
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and if you put a wrong one in it tries to decrypt it and it goes well that
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didn't work so wrong basically I'm going to set it to say that in that exact
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voice my rejection tone is going to be well that didn't
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work I thought that was interesting and apparently the FBI was asking Apple to
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make a version of iOS and then put it on the phone so that they could then get
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the stuff off the phone there's a big drama about it you know we don't need to
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weigh in on that but one person who apparently does not understand how the
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iPhone works is John maffy the uh famous creator of mcaffe antivirus I'm sure
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everybody will remember that from back in the day from popping up when you
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didn't want it to pop up yeah I'm still trying to get uninstalled from this
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computer now he's apparently a [ __ ] Maniac if we talked about him before I'd
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be surprised if we haven't he's crazy he may have come up he's wanted in in
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countries for various things he's possibly schizophrenic from what I've
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learned about him he's paranoid uh delusional and he lives in some country
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and vice tracked him down at one point and then they caused a lot of trouble
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for him because then his location was revealed and various governments were
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after him whatever anyway he's come out and said said that he will crack the
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iPhone for the feds for free and if he's not able to do it he will eat a shoe on
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live television which I'm sure was just I'm sure was just him being funny because
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that's you know figure of speech yeah except he then went on to describe how
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basically all he's got to do is find you know like he's got to monitor the the
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memory of the phone um while attempting to log in and then he'll just grab the
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numbers out of the phone's memory when it when it checking them kind of thing proving that
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he doesn't actually understand how encryption works anymore sure I don't
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know I just think it's really funny that he thinks the feds haven't thought of
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that the greatest Minds I assume maybe not the greatest I don't know shouldn't
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assume but some smart people work for the government I assume in the US you
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would assume and they they couldn't think of this so yeah if you were able
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to think of it in like two seconds ago yeah you just do this well then they've
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already done that and it hasn't worked right and also I mean it's
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not we wouldn't have be having this conversation if it was that easy to
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unlock the phone luk do you know how to do this should we play the jingle or uh
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you just going to leave it up to the professionals yeah okay here we go while
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the other brothers are crimes if you were going to get into
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someone's iPhone how would now um question did the person who owns the
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iPhone did they survive they shoo no they did not well you just check with
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their friends cuz normally when I I work with people and I end up learning their
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codes just by watching them unlock their phone all the time cuz everyone unlocks
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their phone like about 20 times a day and believe me you probably you
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probably know quite a lot of people's phone codes I'm not sure I do buddy M
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just has fingerprint scanner that I use now yeah me too but yeah no he did say
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uh but that's a good point could we remove the thumb from the
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corpse there we go interesting actually I don't know about that that's an
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interesting question maybe it's an iPhone 5 maybe we should
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just let the FBI know about this maybe I'm sure they listening well I'm more
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than positive that they're listening right now and not just because they're
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fans of the podcast I'm assuming we're on some kind of watch list yeah maffy
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did say also that he could maybe use social engineering to uh to get the code
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and then someone informed him that that's not possible because the owner of
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the phone has died and he went oh okay yeah I do do a whole lot of
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research wow what so what happens so if
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I get an iPhone yeah and I forget my
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code on it uhhuh the phone's dead you
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can potentially wipe the phone and be to
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use it again but I think it's very difficult to unlock it
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okay and uh apparently like in the past Apple have said no no no we can't we
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can't unlock phones we can't get to your data and people have kind of went of
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course you can't like thinking and I myself thinking what L of [ __ ] of course
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they can apparently they can't wow even even the US government can't which they
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just I mean that's comforting for sure no well like I said I I I did not
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realize that was the case and I was surprised can't they just syn it with
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this dude's iPhone uh sorry his uh iTunes well no when you I don't think
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they have his computer you it's the FBI I I don't I don't know where I don't
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go and get his [ __ ] sure they tried sink it up you don't need a passcode to
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sync it with your MacBook well if as long as it's already synchronized you
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don't if you if you plug an iPhone into a computer that I mean plug it into this
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guy's what do they know nothing about this guy they don't know where his dead
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body is to get a thumb they don't know where his house is to get his
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laptop I'm beginning to think the FBI aren't really trying I assume they've
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tried all this D you know what I'm going to I'm going to S do it for free and if
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I if I fail I will eat my shoe is a you eat a delicious Palladium
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boot I will eat a Palladium boot if if sent to me by Palladium provided
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hopefully by a new sponsor yeah that's right yeah should we give him our sizes
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now or yeah that's fine L um UK 11 I'm a I'm
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a size 10 is that UK or us Matt let's not confuse them I don't know all right
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if we're going UK I'm a I'm a seven I'm going to have to go look at my palladium boots
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just look down that look down towards your feet I'm not wearing shoes I'm in
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my I'm in my own house why would I be wearing my shoes it's fair I'm drinking
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this horrible horrible stuff at the moment and I'm not liking it what is it
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what is it water oh gross I forget the last time I had a glass of water I drink
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water all are you serious yeah I don't I don't drink water what do you drink um
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Dr Pepper and Jin and tonic that's I mean look that's fair and the occasional
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beer that's very unhealthy I mean I'm led to believe you
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know got take people's word on things in life cuz I'm not a not a doctor and I
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don't know about the effects of various liquids on the human body but I was
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under the impression that you you had you had to drink some water just water
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sometimes no not really apparently I mean there's a fuckload of sugar in Dr
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Pepper that's that's [ __ ] with Luke right now but you could drink water as
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tea for example and it will hydrate you the same as drinking water okay you know
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if you're adding other things to it like sugar then that's another story Al
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together but see if I don't drink just some water maybe this is psychological I
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feel like I start to feel a bit not good and I go I haven't any haven't drunk any
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water this morning well I'm like Luke I can't remember the last time I actually
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drank with me and Jin same with Luke and Jin I do enjoy
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Jin too Luke I do as well quite a few Gins this week cuz don't you get like
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kidney stones and stuff I mean we're getting old guys we got to worry about
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this stuff that's what I mean it's still liquid all liquids are water one way or
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another well yeah there's water in there well I mean I haven't had any problems
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yet tou sh yeah Matt can you record oh yeah Matt could you record a part of
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this conversation um just have that one bit there so that when Luke eventually
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does get kidney stones you can just play that back y absolutely how much Dr
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Pepper do you drink in a day uh 2 to three CS a day oh Jesus okay cuz you
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know not only that they don't make Dr Pepper here so you're buying the stuff
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that's made in the US right oh you're drinking a lot of corn yeah hi fructose
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corn syrup which again I'm not a I'm not a scientist I'm not a doctor I'm told
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that stuff's not good for you I uh I do love Dr Peppa though and when I was in
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America just recently cuz you can't get it here either but um you could get diet
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Dr Pepper on tap at like a McDonald's
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you know yeah refills just the best ever oh man see yeah I [ __ ] love Dr Peppa
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I would you know I was thinking there's a place in my work that sells it right
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and I get one once or twice a week if I'm spoiling myself cuz I was like man I
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wish I could just have one every day but I feel like I feel like that would be
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too unhealthy I go to Costco I buy like 36 cans I take it to work with me m one
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goes in the fridge and I just keep swapping them out as I drink them during
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the day right look I can't really criticize cuz to be completely honest
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with you I drink a diet Red Bull most days right yeah red red bull is
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apparently pretty bad for you [ __ ] what isn't bad for you may the thing
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because like I I work opposite the red bull head office for Asia right like
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directly across the hallway and uh that's like across the hall yes exactly
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and I do because that's basically like a heroin addict living right across from
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smack alley you know what I mean where they hand out free smack every day if I
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see them in the hallway they'll be like Denny you need any more uh Red Bull and
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I do of course well they just give it to you yeah last week they gave me a case
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just just cause just because they know that you you're funding them I'm a super
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heavy user yeah that's right and you drink the diet stuff too it's got the
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weird chemicals in maybe I'm just maybe I'm just being want drink sugar man I
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just don't like when did I become that guy cuz I used to I didn't care about
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this [ __ ] I drink [ __ ] Coke several cans of coke a day I ate McDonald's for
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lunch for a very long time sadly yeah just do whatever it makes you happy well
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I eat fairly healthy but I do like a good diet Red Bull and if Red Bull want
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to send us any what am I saying they already do it's fine send the rest of
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us tell you what if Dr Pepper want to sponsor us Matt and Luke would love some
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Dr Pepper I'd like a diet Dr Pepper if you don't mind get in touch podcast
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multipl nasm.com listeners you can write in as well did you hear that Kylie
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monoga is trying to uh trademark the name Kylie so no one else can use it
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yeah explain this to me cuz all right can you can she well look for years if
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somebody said to you Kylie you probably thought about Kylie Mano right well I
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went to school with a number of people named Kylie just thinking that as well
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look I don't like Kylie I don't listen to her music but somebody says do you
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like Kylie I'm not going to say do you mean that girl from my third grade class
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I'm going to assume they mean Kylie man the no that's fair depending on the
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context yeah absolutely if you said oh have you heard the new song by Kylie
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instantly I would think Kylie minog yeah yeah not Kylie Connelly my girlfriend in
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un n no if you're out there I've tried to find you on Facebook what you doing
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with yourself these days yeah anyway the
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world is moving on okay we are old and we think of Kylie manogue when you say
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Kylie if you type the word kylie into Google Kylie Mano does not come up Kylie
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Jenner comes up and for all of those who don't know she's one of the Kardashian's
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little sisters she's Bruce Jen sorry Caitlyn [ __ ] yeah i' I've I've done it
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I've done it already yeah I don't know uh yeah is I mean she's still Caitlyn
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Jenna's daughter right that doesn't change and they still dad he says sorry
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she says [ __ ] me she says he's still their father even though he's a woman
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okay all right well then okay yeah but but it's her daughter correct yes this
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is hard this is difficult yeah it's the daughter of Chris and Caitlyn so she's
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famous simply because she has famous parents and famous older siblings and I
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think now she's got just as much of a cult following as any of them do but
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she's more famous than Kylie minog just because of that well she's more
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currently famous yeah the world's weird yeah it is and it's gotten weirder in
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like in the last couple of years thanks in large part due to these [ __ ]
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Kardashians yeah I know celebrity is a weird thing yeah it really is so Kylie
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doesn't like this obviously Kylie wants you to type in Kylie into Google and for
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only her name to come up so she's suing for Mark writes to the name Kylie
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interesting now I don't know the ins and outs of this right I'm reading this
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article in the guardian and even it's written like a 13-year-old girl wrote it
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so I can't really understand this but I don't think she can win well we'll see
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because it's just it's a name it's a name yeah I think maybe if she wanted to
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to go with along these lines and obviously she couldn't have predicted
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this back in the 80s but she should have branded herself with something a bit
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more unique yeah sure like Donna right
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uh Lady Gaga yep yep um brain fed if you
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Google brain fed you'll find me that's true I one of those little Google
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sidebars Now that says Brain fed musical artist oh that must feel good it does
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man the first time I saw it I got an erection that's great did you just
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Google it Luke no no I'm Googling General oh God don't worry about that
25:20
brain fed I'm trying to find out how old she is to try and work out not very old
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she's B 97 okay so this is all a plan she's not even old enough for you to
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perve that yet Luke so just stop Googling right now I wasn't even onage
25:34
her I'm on IMDb on safe you think you think that but but this is all part of
25:39
their plan to go off to Kylie's name cuz Kylie monog was big in
25:44
1997 CL this so you think she might have even been named after Kylie Mano no no
25:50
no this is all part of a marketing PL even back then yeah to be associated
25:56
with Kylie monog so I should name my children Kanye West oh God yes you heard
26:02
it here first folks my first child male
26:06
or female will be named Kanye
26:10
West Luke Kaner West hyphenated luuk
26:16
Kanye luk Kanye lye luuk Kanye yeah
26:21
[ __ ] in the tradition of uh Twilight where you just [ __ ] SM people names
26:26
together you smoosh parents names together though traditionally right in
26:30
Twilight sure yeah you don't you don't smoosh your best friend and pop star your
26:36
hate yeah well it's the world's changing Dan it is sure is all right so so kyli
26:42
wants to trademark her name right is that and is this to for because I mean
26:46
even if you trademark your name that's not going to Google doesn't give a [ __ ]
26:49
like Google ranks things on popularity Kylie Jenna wouldn't have to change her
26:54
name from Kylie maybe she couldn't associate herself just as Kylie but I'm
26:58
not even so sure she does does she no I know her as Kylie Jenner I don't know
27:02
her as Kylie also it kind of undermines the whole point of Google which is if
27:07
people the reason Google returns things is because that's what people want if
27:11
people if it says if Kylie Jenner comes up it's because more people are
27:15
searching Kylie Jenner or if you type in Kylie and you get two results Kylie Mano
27:21
Kylie Jenner 90% of people kick on pick on Kylie Jenner that's what Google's
27:25
going to put at the top yeah that's right that's how it works so what you're
27:27
saying is that this is basically Kylie manogue suing to be more popular in a
27:32
way it seems like that's what it is yeah and it's not going to work cuz like
27:35
again Google doesn't care about well maybe it's worked a bit because I've not
27:39
spoken out loud about Kylie Mano probably since the 80s right probably
27:43
since the time I said did you watch that episode of neighbors last night where
27:46
kie and Jason got married is probably the last time I actually talked about
27:49
kie man I I think the last time I talked about kie minog was during a conversation about
27:54
biodome right she's in that with Paulie Shaw and I talk about biodome
28:01
often these old trademark lawsuit things are they just getting stupid now I
28:06
definitely think they are can we go and maybe look at the whole trademark system
28:10
and try and revamp that a little bit so stupid stuff doesn't
28:15
happen cuz I think this just isn't this just going straight in the face of what
28:18
trademarking was all copyrighting was all about well copyrighting was was
28:23
supposed to protect people who created things we talk about this every week I
28:27
know for 10 it was 10 years after 10 years other people can make money off it
28:31
it's fine and then it got all it's all crazy now everything's [ __ ] maybe
28:36
it's time we go okay everyone stop we're going to these are now the rules about
28:41
it and we're going with this now yeah maybe all right so let's organize a
28:45
meeting between Luke and Disney and he can just sort it out okay yeah because
28:50
that's we we' talked about the Mouse and his you know what's just lapsed into
28:55
public domain what popy really so we can finally make the multiple nerdgasm
29:00
Popeye movie we've all been dying to make too soon too soon Robin Williams
29:04
it's Robin Williams is what I mean yeah I'm surprised though that there hasn't
29:07
been a Popeye thing out just recently just to try and get that last little bit
29:11
of cash out of it they normally well the funny thing is right because of the
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copyright laws are different in different countries the copyright lapsed
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in Europe before it lapsed in America right so the Europeans have been able to
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make uh popey for 20 years cuz their copyright lapses in 50 years the
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Americans at 70 years now right [ __ ] 70 years yeah Mouse oh I changed the
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rules I need more money got to support my drug habit
29:38
H my Creator headed Jews ha we're about to be [Laughter]
29:45
sued I was about to say I wish that was the end that would be such a great note
29:49
to leave on but that would be a 35 minute podcast we just put that in again
29:52
at the end speaking of being sued someone who probably isn't going to be
29:56
sued but it's turned up that he's been doing something maybe illegal uh Kanye
30:00
also speaking of the Jenna Kardashians too I mean it's all linked oh yeah there
30:04
you go [ __ ] everything's linked and there was I mentioned a Snapchat in that
30:07
article about Kylie it's a spiderweb this podcast so Kanye West has been
30:11
caught in Italy as we call it w what's he doing in Italy well I I kind of
30:15
thought he said he didn't like other people going to Italy yeah he did I
30:18
think that's just for his stuff though if you're a new listener cuz often we're
30:21
not good at onboarding new listeners on this show it's not my
30:25
problem when we say Italy we mean the pirate Kanye I'm really hoping that catches on
30:30
and I must tell you guys I was speaking to someone recently who is a friend but
30:35
they're also a listener of the show and I and we're talking about a new TV
30:38
series and I said um where' you watch it is it on Netflix and he said I um I went
30:42
to Italy to see it and I was like [ __ ] in yeah we're coining a phrase man
30:45
popularize that term damn right I just want to coin a phrase you know totally
30:50
well Kanye West tweeted a picture of him listening to some artist on YouTube I
30:55
don't know how to say the name sjan Stevens s s San yeah I can't believe
31:01
Kanye West likes suan Stevens it's like soft folk rock oh is it yeah okay well
31:07
he tweeted a picture of his computer with the browser open on YouTube playing
31:11
sofan Stevens okay and then people noticed he had some other tabs open um
31:17
one of which was the X for records website which is software company that
31:21
makes music related software co-founded by dead mouse oh yeah um they made a
31:26
bunch of tools for him and uh and then they started selling them and so that
31:30
tabs open we have a dead mouse news jingle I think that was it yeah yeah so
31:37
he makes they makes serum which is a software synth I believe so the the xer
31:42
record serum tab is open and then the next tab Over The Pirate Bay xer Reco
31:46
and serum Torrance oh my and then on the next one over it was the the 50 best VST
31:51
Au plugins which are software synths so he was obviously looking at which were
31:55
good plugins and then uh trying to download well I say obviously that's you
31:58
know I don't know what he was doing I also quite like this story cuz um well
32:02
he didn't come out and say he wasn't using it he actually just came out
32:04
attacking dead mouse making fun of him yeah he did he just jumped on and
32:08
started making fun of him but then people came out and went no that's not
32:11
Kanye Kanye wasn't doing that that was a joke and actually you can see from the
32:15
photo that's a Samsung Kanye only uses Max that's a Max screen he was just on a
32:21
Samsung monitor [ __ ] hell people are stupid oh man can I just say in in
32:28
relation to people being stupid and stuff on the internet I mean I don't
32:31
mean to rail with this away from Kanye because there's plenty to criticize him
32:34
for you can't get away 50% more influential than than
32:38
Apple from the last thousand years you know yeah that's right [ __ ]
32:44
confucious the Buddha and
32:48
Luke the um Oscars were on this week right yes do you remember about three
32:54
years ago only black people won Oscars sure it was it wasn't specifically that
32:59
uh actually I I have no idea because I don't care about the Oscars okay well I
33:04
thought you gonna say I don't he's not racist on this podcast
33:09
Matt remember no he has to just pretend he's never seen the Oscars cuz even just
33:13
watching the Oscars as a white person is being racist yeah no but the Oscars a
33:18
few years ago were massively criticized because only black people won for like
33:23
best actor best actress and bestor or something one and everyone was like oh
33:27
we're [ __ ] giving them all the black people and everyone was like well it's
33:31
always been white people and no one said that was racist and they went oh yeah so
33:35
every year after that every time it's all white people again everyone has said
33:39
that's racist right so this year to um to kind of preempt that uh the Oscars
33:45
were hosted uh by Chris Rock right is he still around he's around again I don't
33:51
know Ste he went I don't know he just disappeared yeah he's around you're
33:56
thinking of uh Chappelle yeah he ran off he disappeared I [ __ ] love that story
34:03
I know feel I feel for him yeah anyway so Chris Rock basically made a whole
34:09
bunch of jokes about how black people never win Oscars right right and about
34:14
how the Oscars are whitewashed and because everyone's feeling very liberal
34:17
at the moment for the first couple of days after the Oscars nothing but How
34:22
brave Chris Rock is for standing up for Black people's rights at such a public
34:27
forum and on my Facebook was crowded with people praising him and praising
34:31
the Oscars and putting up composite pictures of black people accepting
34:36
Oscars instead of white people and it was all you know it was all very kumb
34:40
right mhm then the internet turned on him and someone pointed out someone
34:47
pointed out that at one stage he made an Asian joke right the joke was he said
34:53
I'll have to get my accountant on this and three little Chinese kids came out
34:57
wearing suits right and he said these are my
35:02
accountants right adorable that's funny so then about a week into it the
35:06
internet just [ __ ] ripped in a new one God Chris Rock is a racist why does
35:11
he think only blacks deserve to have equal rights and uh why does he believe
35:16
that some races are expendable so I think we've officially got to the point
35:20
now where you literally can't say anything about anything in any context
35:25
anymore it seems that way sometimes s like you can't be a black person being a
35:30
black activist without somebody going you hate Asians do you I know it's like
35:36
not to mention all of the Flack he's now getting from affluent white people going
35:39
well he's racist against white people and as I'm constantly told yeah I guess
35:44
technically it is but shut up about it okay yeah who cares don't don't get that
35:49
into a thing that's all can we still just get along like come on man come on
35:52
guys we're all made of the same stuff wasn't the first joke you made on the
35:56
night welcome to to the white people's Oscars so that I'm
36:03
confused I know look it's it's tricki thing right because the first joke of
36:07
the night was a race joke why is that one okay but the one he evidently did
36:10
later is not well the the reason that one is is because white people I mean
36:15
we're fine I mean that is the reason doing okay we've got no right being
36:18
upset about that because we've been the ones doing the oppressing I think that's
36:22
the point right is that why I think that's fair I think that's fair to say I
36:25
mean I'm like I said I'm not agreeing in anyway I think that's the the reason
36:28
people don't get upset when you make jokes at the expense of white people is
36:31
because white people are fine we don't have anything look the OS have been on
36:34
for nearly 100 years right almost a hundred years and there was only one
36:39
year where black people won any and everyone said that was
36:43
racist so yeah so I really do think that black people do have kind of a right to
36:49
say well hang on why is it racist when we do get them I feel like either we
36:55
need to just stop making jokes based on race which sucks because I think
37:00
sometimes they're funny you should be able to make jokes about anything I
37:02
agree in which case we just need to draw a line under it and say we're all the
37:06
same shut up but then that doesn't work either because people are [ __ ] with
37:10
about it it doesn't work cuz that's not the world we live in M no it's not like
37:13
black people are going to go you know what white people you can go in blackace
37:17
I mean we'll we'll see the humor in it and we'll stop being so sensitive it's
37:22
not not how it works oh poor choice I've re thought my stance on black face go go
37:28
on okay I still think it is fine right
37:33
mhm except for the black black people themselves are horribly offended by it
37:38
though I think that blackace that was that it all came from that shows yes
37:44
yeah that's where you draw the line minstral shows are off casual black face
37:48
is okay zat Pete is fine is I'm on the zat Pete bandwagon now that I find out
37:53
the man's just covered in S I think that might have been a retro fit if
37:58
all right tell you what for next Christmas we need to disprove that then
38:01
all right I think they might have just you know kind of Ron oh it's not black
38:05
it's uh suit yes suit ha he's covered in chocolate was that Mickey Mouse oh wait
38:11
that's racist oh man I'm real bad at this oh God we're going to have to
38:14
censor a lot of this or we just go with it see here's the thing even when we're
38:18
trying to like stand up against racists we end up being racist because we live
38:25
in this crazy world where either being way too PC or not PC enough and there's
38:31
no gray area in the middle I know and then earlier on we were trying to talk
38:34
about Caitlyn Jenner and we slipped up and then some people would actually get
38:37
really annoyed about that whereas it's just honest mistakes and people get mad
38:41
when somebody used to identify as a man and now they identify as a woman
38:45
sometimes we might accidentally still say man and the world just has to let us
38:49
acclimatize it's going to take longer than this we're cool with it totally
38:52
cool [ __ ] yeah but just don't get irritated if we're taking a while and
38:57
try not to make jokes about black people how the [ __ ] do we get on this always do
39:02
Matt can we get off Kanye we're done with Kanye for this week Kan off did we
39:07
play the Kanye news jingle cuz we have one don't we I don't think we do I don't
39:10
know if we need one all right's no that's Matt I mean I I really do want to
39:14
hear your musical interpretation of Kanye but at the same time I don't want
39:17
to encourage him you used to talk about me on your podcast that's the only Kanye
39:22
song I know that's Drake that's Drake buddy is it yeah man that's Drake Well I
39:27
don't know anything about Kanye West so that's the jingle deal with
39:31
it who the [ __ ] is Drake is he like like a tiny Drake's like a tiny dragon isn't
39:36
no no no if I tell you you'll you'll laugh all right Drake is the black Jew
39:41
from Degrassi junor High what and now he's a pop star what oh that's not made
39:47
up that's true that's that's just a fact Matt he's one of the most popular pop
39:50
stars in the world right now I'm hoping that'll just die out as quickly as it
39:54
arose because I think his songs are [ __ ] stupid he's been around for a
39:57
while now Drake yeah according to Googling him according to Wikipedia he's
40:02
been around for about 29 years um and he's uh approximately 1.82 meters
40:08
tall but obviously we all knew that um yeah right so see now I've accidentally
40:13
been racist again I guess by confusing uh one one rapper for another yeah
40:17
exactly oh yeah I suppose rapping is not RAC let's go with that as proven by
40:20
Eminem So moving on yeah it's proven that white people can steal musical
40:24
styles and make more money out of it Elvis proved it in the50s s and Eminem
40:28
proved it again in the '90s all right so let's get away from race let's talk
40:32
about sexual talk about gender instead oh God you guys watch this Ghostbusters
40:36
trailer oh for God's sake oh I was actually going somewhere else okay we
40:40
going to talk about how Mark haml come out and said that Luke Skywalker might
40:43
be gay Yep this this this episode is
40:46
intense go on go on well Mark's coming out you said like he hasn't said that
40:52
Luke is gay but he he said could be yeah
40:57
yeah fair enough because JJ ABS came out and said uh he doesn't discriminate in
41:02
his new stav stav stav Wars is that that's the Star Wars universe is what I
41:08
was trying to say stav Wars is like the the name of this podcast surely stavors
41:14
Jurassic Park new dinosaur stavors storus um in the
41:20
stavors uh JJ said he's that gay straight and bisexual people exist just
41:25
like in our world yeah of course has come out and gone Luke has come out Mark
41:30
has come out and said well for all you know Luke could be gay that's true yeah
41:34
and look he's only really had interest in the movies in one person that was his
41:38
sister yeah that's right and that didn't work out no no then he went to live on
41:42
that the island planet and just meditate for 30 years Skellig it's called in real
41:47
life I hope he's so skilled with the force right that he can like do all that
41:51
old timey [ __ ] like pull Star Destroyers out of the sky and [ __ ] like that's what
41:55
I want to see I don't want to see that he doesn't need to be able to do that
42:00
did you see there's a um somebody put it around it's a meme this this Darth Vader
42:05
doll or action figure and it says on it caution choking Haz
42:11
it that's awesome but yeah I mean who cares if Luke G that's cool yeah fine
42:17
it's a weird article really yeah it's neither here nor there he didn't
42:20
actually say that he is he just kind of said it could be I guess he kind of does
42:24
but he he also says the opposite he says that a lot of people write to him I
42:29
don't know why they're writing to him and say look I'm a young gay
42:33
teen I'm a young gay teen and I'm you know I just I'm looking for Role Models
42:38
is is there any chance Luke Skywalker could be gay right and if he ever gets
42:42
those emails he always writes back with yeah if you watch him and you think he
42:46
might be gay then to you he is and since the extended universe is no longer
42:51
Cannon there is that possib that's right no kids no kids at all no wife speaking
42:56
of uh old movies I'm just going to throw this in just a real quick little bit of
43:00
trivia for you right sure Ralph machio played Daniel in the karate kid right is
43:06
now the age that Mr Miyagi was when he
43:11
filmed the Karate Kid blimy yeah is Mr Miyagi still alive no no he's not okay
43:17
that's sad yeah sorry to bring the mood down no that's all right he died uh in
43:21
2005 unfortunately in a freak crane dodging accident no of AIDS I believe it
43:26
was the you know he was yeah have you ever heard him interviewed Mr Miagi Pat
43:32
Maro no he's man a few words not really uh he's you know he's a trained actor
43:38
and if you ever hear him interviewed he uh I'm being a he speaks in a um in a
43:44
Los Angeles accent really yeah see I don't know if I want to see that I've
43:49
only I think I've only ever seen him as Mr Miagi I could be wrong cuz he's seen
43:53
him in an Old World War II boat movie where he plays like the Japanese
43:58
Commander opposite I think Alec Guinness's British commander oh it's
44:03
like boat versus boat it's not the name of the film it's just the premise so so
44:08
he would have been putting on the accent to say does he just speak broken English
44:11
in that as well yes he does God that would suck I'm a trained Shakespearean
44:15
actor use the top sticks to catch the fry Jesus that's um from aell I
44:21
think well which is all about race you know yeah did you guys watch the
44:25
Ghostbusters trailer yeah of course I did I've watched it a couple of times
44:29
now what a couple of times and you know what it's so weird because I keep
44:32
reading these articles that people keep posting on Facebook that say everyone
44:36
slammed Ghostbusters when they were just hearing rumors about it but now that the
44:39
trailer's out they're all changing their T and I'm like what do you mean it looks
44:43
[ __ ] appalling yeah I've haven't seen any positive oh actually sorry no I
44:48
think I saw one article that said did so many things right I'm like what things
44:52
[ __ ] I don't understand why is this a reboot and not just a sequel you know
44:58
what I've been told Luke and I don't know if this is true this is not
45:00
confirmed but somebody has said that there is a time travel element to the
45:06
plot [ __ ] off you still got Dan Arro he will he's part of it hee it apparently
45:12
with um yeah with Harold Ramos yeah but also apparently his first draft of the
45:17
original one was [ __ ] stupid and it was set out in space right and and um
45:23
the others like Bill Murray wouldn't do it unless he changed it I don't know why
45:28
they've had to go an all female cast I would have liked it if it was just like
45:31
a sequel 30 years on and yeah I mean I don't really give a [ __ ] about that you
45:35
still have these people let's be clear about this right because this this comes
45:38
up a lot unfortunately and it sucks it sucks we have to talk about this yeah
45:41
right I don't care if if a film stars or women I don't I don't give a [ __ ] but
45:45
it's a Ghostbusters movie right it's an established thing so it's not it's not
45:49
about that right and it could still be a good movie yeah a sequel and these are
45:52
just the new people who are in the job my problem with this is it looks [ __ ]
45:55
well have you seen the new cast of the uh Power Rangers I saw a photo but I
45:59
don't I never watched the old they're decidedly diverse equal boys and girls
46:04
there's only one white uh two Asians one black and one Hispanic yeah right so
46:10
they're really mixing it up this is women but it's still three whites and
46:13
one black it's fine as long as if you're just ticking the boxes what's the point
46:16
but that's what I mean that's what it seems to be doing also this seems
46:20
decidedly more slapstick Reliant than the old one I think it just doesn't look
46:25
very good it's just a trailer so maybe it's fine and I saw a re-edited version
46:29
but then I mean there was that stupid the scene where one of them's possessed
46:32
and head turns around and the other one's jumping on her I this doesn't look
46:36
very funny look as a rule I don't watch things with Melissa McCarthy as I've
46:39
stated on this podcast before so unfortunately I'll never find out for
46:42
myself whether this is any good or not but I'm happy to just not know and not
46:46
having to watch it you know what I mean I like I actually like a wig Krist wig
46:51
you [ __ ] love her I don't know if I've ever seen her in anything so I I've
46:55
only seen her in things that people have shared people have sent me SNL clips and
46:59
they always say I know you don't like SNL but just watch this clip it's
47:02
hilarious and it's always Christ wig doing a funny voice there a collection
47:06
of them that were like this will this will convince you that she's going to be
47:08
good in Ghostbusters and it was just all these awful here's the thing let's be
47:12
clear though as well about this right it's not because they're women it's
47:15
because SNL isn't funny anymore and hasn't been for a long time I don't find
47:19
any of those comedians but here's the thing except for an odd clip I didn't
47:23
find the SNL that Bill Murray and Dan arroy were on very funny either sure you
47:29
know and it had great actors there always that one or two scenes that were
47:32
great over the course of the whole thing honestly I think I've only ever laughed
47:36
out the cowbell sketch yeah and even even that went on too long yeah the
47:40
coffee crystals with our man Chris Farley which is just [ __ ] amazing I
47:45
miss you no and Matt Foley anything Chris FY was oh Matt Foley is that the
47:50
guy who used to live down by the river by the river they were good was
47:55
genius I'm a huge fan right of the films of what's that guy who always had gray
48:01
hair even when we were kids Steve Martin right I love Steve Martin movies right
48:07
and if you guys haven't seen dead men don't wear plaid which I hadn't until
48:10
this year go back and watch it it's [ __ ] amazing okay I haven't he edits
48:15
himself into movies from the 40s and this is an early ' 80s movie it's great
48:20
anyway that as an aside so I went back and I watched the best of SNL Steve
48:24
Martin [ __ ] appalling as bad as any that [ __ ] Adam Sandler or Christen
48:28
wig did you know what I mean like SNL's just not funny yeah I I don't get it I
48:33
feel like the sketches going on too long and they well the sketches go on too
48:37
long just because it's live and they can't really yeah it's the TV show
48:40
equivalent of a sketch show at your high school said it's been on TV for how many
48:44
years God it must be 30 or 40 and people love it so what the [ __ ] do I know yeah
48:48
but anyway I just wanted to be clear about that it's I don't care that it's a
48:52
movie starring Four Women I don't give a [ __ ] I've seen a lot of movies only
48:55
starring Four Women let me tell you and I have enjoyed those I'm kidding I find
48:59
lesbian porn very boring and they dicks you know what I mean uh sure yeah
49:05
somebody's really mad at film critics somebody that we traditionally I would
49:10
say I talking about Mr Alex pryers yeah recently he's seems to have lost his way
49:15
the Egyptian born Australian raised filmmaker director of such Classics as
49:20
the crow and dark city and such flops as the knowing and Garage Days oh garage
49:25
days and of course the he did that your mate was in that I
49:29
filmed the premiere of that yeah I went to the they had a premiere of it here in
49:35
Sydney and I just filmed the crowd at it I can't even remember how I got that job
49:39
from John but I did no I don't think it was so the director's assistant on that
49:44
was my film lecturer a uni while we're just saying how we're connected to that
49:49
movie wasn't a very good movie no was awful it was actually the the bridge
49:53
between his good movies and his [ __ ] movies I'm not sure he's made anything good
49:57
well apparently gods of Egypt fits fits with that uh scenario you've seen a
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trailer for it haven't you oh God God it looks terrible and he's come out and
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said nothing confirms rampant stupidity faster than reading reviews of my own
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movies yeah fcking in other words the whole world has said you're a racist for
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making an African movie only starring whites and uh he's come out and said no
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I'm not you just didn't understand it and he makes hilariously naive comments
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like this quote they fail to understand or choose to pretend not to understand
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what this movie is and to serve some bizarre consensus of opinion which has
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nothing to do with the movie at all that's okay cuz the Modern Age of
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texting will probably make them go away like the dinosaur don't movie goers text
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their friends what they thought of a movie what is he talking about I don't
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know I don't I don't read film reviews I just wait until Matt texts me and tells
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me if I should go and see it I mean that's that's kind of true to be honest
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well yeah I tend not to go off what critics say I tend to go off what you
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guys tell me and then I still choose not to watch it but like I probably will go
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see Ghostbusters but these gods of Egypt I'm not going to go see is that out yet
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cuz this will be interesting too because yeah it is it's out it's out now but
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Ridley's got one coming out soon too right or is that already out oh yeah no
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no that's out already got another [ __ ] gods of Egypt movie Exodus gods
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and King Exodus that's out already that was out last year I think no one [ __ ]
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said anything about that b whiteash and that start an Australian and a British
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guy in the two main roles yeah it's true or maybe they did we just didn't listen
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because Ridley Scott was like shut up yeah I wouldn't get the money for this I
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if I said it start Mohamad so and so from such and such that's right that was
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a quote yes it was yeah so he just shot down them before they said anything he
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was like I don't give a [ __ ] what you think before you say anything [ __ ]
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off anyway if you've seen gods of Egypt WR in let us know what you God please
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you'll find us so um speaking of movies moving on from them to TV shows right
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yeah couple of things that I saw this week number one and iect somebody else
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saw this too has anyone seen the Fuller House series I saw the
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first I saw 50% of the first episode I saw 50% of it as well Jenna watched it
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and was like you will not believe how awful this [ __ ] is and I was like I
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don't want to watch it you know what I always the listeners to find out was
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watching it in bed next to me and uh I was hearing enough of it that I thought
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all right and I kind of thought cuz the first episode the entire cast is in yeah
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oh except for the famous ones like the olon twins they're not in it um right
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but uh they make a horrible joke about it and then all look at the camera awful
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and then they just let it sit there while the audience humors yeah so bad
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but uh the jokes that they make like Bob Saget right Bob Saget knows that Full
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House is awful right yeah of course and so his tongue and cheap jokes about it
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are kind of amusing enough to Warrant there being one show where they're all
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making fun of it but then that goes away there's this big plotline about how
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everyone moves to California except for DJ and uh it's a sister's name Stephanie
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yeah Stephanie Stephanie they stay and Kimmy from next door comes over to
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stay or just comes over a lot I didn't watch enough to know and then it just
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goes back to literally just being by the Numbers sitcom like Full House was what
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I thought that when I first thought about it I thought it was stupid idea
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but then I thought that they were still they were still going to have like the
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cast come back yeah no but just the ones that can't get work unless they're in a
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Full House reunion but it's like the first episode seems like it's a parody
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of Full House look look at how awful these TV shows were but then it is it
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just goes on to be that yeah that's right so silly I don't understand it's
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been renewed for season 2 so of course it has I re they could have got away
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with like an hourong special yeah and it probably would have been fun because
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there's some there's some stuff in there that was pretty funny just making fun of
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the show and because I did watch it a bit when I was younger yeah and so I'm
54:15
familiar with the ca did that's right of course some of the stuff made me laugh
54:19
We Were Young there was only three channels you had to just watch what was
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on that's right yeah true yeah so I don't know but then yeah it's just such
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a weird thing to have made I don't know I mean little jokes like John Stamos
54:32
going well it looks like I'm the only one who kept my looks and stuff like
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that like yeah that's hilarious now this is all John stamos's idea wasn't it
54:40
probably he was the driving force behind it cuz what does he do I think he's in a
54:44
CSI or something okay yeah what does he need this for then cuz he can make cash
54:49
without turning up it's a mailbox check that he gets for this but I that's the
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one thing I did sort of find funny like they went out and made like joke of the
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old and twins not coming back when it's s like none of you signed on for all of
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it yeah that's right yeah yeah garbage garbage you know what I'm watching
55:06
though that I'm loving that I don't know why I didn't watch eight seasons ago
55:09
when it started is Archer you guys watch Archer yes I've
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been people keep telling me Oh My you haven't seen Archer it's so good here's the thing
55:20
right we actually we were talking about this today yeah I don't have a whole lot
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of time to watch stuff right and so if there's a when there's a show it's
55:26
always four or five seasons in when everyone's going oh you got to watch
55:28
this before I'm like considering it and then I'm like yeah but there's four or
55:33
five seasons I got to get through yeah yeah well I got through the first season
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in a day right and I'm under the second season the only thing I don't like about
55:41
it it's not that I don't like it it's just that it blows my [ __ ] mind and
55:44
Luke you might be able to back me up here is that obviously this came out
55:48
long enough ago that you could call their secret organization
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Isis and have it not be a problem yes they had to uh they've changed the
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name now have they yes in the in the very last season there's an episode
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where they go to France right and they're like wow Isis have devastated
56:06
the French and I'm like [ __ ] me just just these little sound bites are like
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straight out of the news yeah no it was a bit little bit before 2009 it started
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yeah is it on Netflix yes it is it's where I'm watching it right now I'm not
56:20
sure if it's on the Australian one well it's on the Singaporean one so it should
56:23
be on now that I can't VPN into the [ __ ] Netflix anymore uh mine comes
56:28
and goes right they'll get around it I was disappointed when I was cuz we
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started watching um hoarders oh yeah on Netflix when we were in the US and then
56:37
we came back here and it's not on there yeah yeah that's right and when I had
56:41
the VPN I used to long on into different territories when I wanted to watch a
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specific show like the Japanese Netflix is [ __ ] crazy yes arer is the
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Australian one maybe I'll check it out after because the other one I was we're
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going to watch um the name is related arrow and also like those shows oh the
56:58
Daredevil I want to watch the Daredevil series I started watching that yeah I I
57:02
couldn't get into it really okay keep I watched the first probably three
57:05
episodes and then it was just I think I probably would have continued going if
57:10
the episodes were shorter yeah or if there was literally nothing else to
57:13
watch yeah but here's the thing Matt arrow is or not Arrow Daredevil is
57:19
Imagine 50% fairly gritty dark superhero
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psyche exploration and 50 % wacky Side characters with stupid onliners and
57:29
ridiculous plot lines right like it just doesn't know what it's trying to be okay
57:35
I just couldn't get into it but you know all right you might like it we'll see
57:38
how we go we're getting pretty long now but I wanted to talk about a game
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because we're going to have a giveaway for some copies of this game not right
57:46
now okay probably next week or through the week so keep an eye out on the
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social media and whatnot we listen to the episode next week the game is called
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play gink evolved all right uh you've played this Luke I've played it a few
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times I've purchased it a few times I've been playing it as well should have just
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waited and G it given away on this podcast yeah yeah I have to be careful
58:04
when I we give out Keys now cuz luk just [ __ ] steals them I've never stolen a
58:09
key [ __ ] what were we giving away the key to and I could hear typing in
58:12
the background seem to recall one that was stolen yeah I written out the key
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for something and I could hear you typing and I called you out on it
58:19
remember I fig what it was what you talking about plag in is a game where
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you destroy the world yeah basically you
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you create a a plague virus or bacteria or or infection and oh so you're not
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trying to contain a plague you're trying to spread a plague yes yeah wow you
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design a plague and then you release it into a country and then um as it goes
58:43
along it infects more and more people and you evolve it to respond to their
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attempts to wipe it out that's magn goal the goal is to destroy everybody and
58:52
what were you saying there some key was maybe I'll ask him if we can have
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another one for you I'm happy to just enter this like everyone
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else well you have to wait cuz we're not doing it right now who made you keeper
59:06
the keys I I'll I'll email and ask him for one for I've got this game uh just
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make sure it's from that evolved is sort of the new incarnation of it it came
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this game came out a couple of years ago yeah cuz I picked it up then if you
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watch the trailer for this game on Steam the trailer alone made me want to buy
59:24
the game M well that's its job yeah you got to employ different strategies you
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can start out as um different kinds of I guess plague is the if that's the right
59:33
word or and you have to unlock different things so when you first begin you can
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only be a bacteria and then you unlock like viruses and stuff like that and oh
59:39
I have the Simeon flu which I guess is from the new Planet of the Apes films
59:43
which I've not seen but it implies that it's some kind of disease that increases
59:47
the intelligence of apes or something that's amazing yeah so that's one of the
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starting ones yeah it's great and then as you go along you evolve it and
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there's different strategies like I saw when you played it here Luke I saw you
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played on the Xbox and you were intentionally cuz it kind of evolves on
1:00:01
its own sometimes too and you evolve transmission yes symptom and abilities
1:00:07
yeah so the strategy that Luke was using was to remove symptoms right so even if
1:00:13
it evolved a symptom which makes people die faster he would remove it and
1:00:17
increase like the way it transmits so because he didn't want people to notice
1:00:21
it and so everybody's getting infected with this disease but there's no
1:00:25
symptoms so they haven't noticed that everybody's infected and then right when
1:00:29
like most of the world's infected he starts piling on the
1:00:32
symptoms cuz I I've actually learned that cuz there was a time where one game
1:00:36
I've played where I didn't infect it started to kill people faster than it
1:00:40
was infecting people and so that's why you have to try and keep that balance
1:00:45
cuz otherwise it'll wipe itself out yes all right I want to play this I'm not
1:00:49
even going to wait for the freebie I'm just going to go to steam and see if
1:00:51
it's on Mac if it is I'm going to buy it like a human being adult with
1:00:58
money the world simulation is apparently very realistic so like you see the
1:01:02
planes flying and ships moving and stuff from all the pictures I can see it's a
1:01:05
top down map is that not the case it's just a map of the world right but you
1:01:09
see people running and vomiting blood and no you don't
1:01:13
see that that part of the game is sort of really just from little news flashes
1:01:18
you'll see yeah lives inside your mind you know what so you guys know and
1:01:24
the listeners know that last year I played about 300 hours of Civ 5 right
1:01:30
yes and every time I was playing it cuz I used to play it like kind of in bed at
1:01:35
night on my laptop and H would always look over it and she'd be like it's not
1:01:38
even a real game I'm like what do you mean she's like you're not controlling
1:01:43
the characters and I'm like yeah I am she's like no in a real game when
1:01:47
something comes at you you have to hit jump when you want to jump you're just
1:01:50
telling these characters to do things and they're going off and doing them on
1:01:53
their own it's not a real game you can't jump it's not a game that's right
1:01:57
exactly World of Warcraft oh no World of Warcraft you do some of the other if uh
1:02:02
if I start playing this it's just going to say the same thing Dragon Age Origins
1:02:06
not a game can't jump so what I've been trying to do is I've been trying to work
1:02:09
out a way to infect the rest of the world but keep Australia safe I haven't
1:02:14
done it yet are we still talking about own scenar no but I've I now got this game
1:02:19
on Steam I've got it on my phone and I have it on the Xbox now wow so you're
1:02:24
saying that basically you for the the giveaway yes nice maybe I should stop
1:02:28
buying games the second they come out do you have time to play them um no there's
1:02:33
quite a lot of games that I've got about 10 games installed on the Xbox one that
1:02:38
I haven't even started to play yet yeah that always happens I do have some news
1:02:42
though oh okay remember last week when I started off the episode going might have
1:02:46
to duck off cuz I need to get achievements cuz of the competition oh
1:02:49
yes yeah I'm no longer in a team competition oh wow
1:02:54
eliminated we eliminated by like 50 gamer score which is nothing I could
1:02:59
have got that so what happened man my
1:03:02
team were useless absolutely useless I'm I'm sorry to hear that I'm so sorry my
1:03:09
score was like nearly double theirs combined you had a little heart set on
1:03:14
it are these people you know in real life I mean I hope not no no if
1:03:19
otherwise it'll just be awkward the amount you've slagged these people off
1:03:24
no it was um you could join as a team or you could just sign up and they'll throw
1:03:28
you in a team with people that's right I remember you saying that uh I you didn't
1:03:32
want Matt and Jenner in your team yeah I wouldn't either really because I got
1:03:36
more last week than they did last year combined combined no need to be a dick
1:03:42
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