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EPISODE 8 - We Rang Doorbells They Scan QR Codes · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it Mama clock yet? I'm going crazy.
• 0:07
  Speaker A: Heck yeah. It's mama clock somewhere. We're back and we're better, mama.
• 0:34
  Speaker B: Better than ever.
• 0:36
  Speaker A: Mama clock somewhere.
• 0:38
  Speaker B: Is that Harmony? Harmony. Harmony. Harmony. No, stop. Okay.
• 0:43
  Speaker A: Anyway, welcome back.
• 0:45
  Speaker B: Eight.
• 0:46
  Speaker A: You've been messing that up for three episodes. We're on episode eight.
• 0:49
  Speaker B: I know, it's exciting.
• 0:51
  Speaker A: We're almost at 10. Once we hit 10, we're gonna have guests on. So if you want to be our guests, reach out. Are you gonna need wine?
• 0:57
  Speaker B: I think people are gonna fight over who wants to be on.
• 1:01
  Speaker A: I know I don't have my wine yet. You can drink it, though. Thank you for following, liking and subscribing for once. We appreciate you. We love you. Keep it coming. Once we had a thousand followers on Instagram. We're gonna have a party.
• 1:14
  Speaker B: We're having a party.
• 1:15
  Speaker A: It doesn't seem that big to you guys, but it's big to us.
• 1:17
  Speaker B: We're almost there.
• 1:18
  Speaker A: I know. We have like 50 more.
• 1:20
  Speaker B: Wow.
• 1:20
  Speaker A: I'm so proud of us. I just have to say, anyway, we're really happy you're here.
• 1:26
  Speaker B: We have a fun episode. I'm like so excited.
• 1:28
  Speaker A: A lot of people are going, thanks, honey. Sweetie pie.
• 1:32
  Speaker B: Love you. Love your husband. But love my husband more because he just surprise visited us.
• 1:37
  Speaker A: That was the cutest. I loved that he did that. He walked in and we were like. We both gave him a kiss.
• 1:44
  Speaker B: It was the cutest construction, best. And he was popping in at work. Yeah.
• 1:50
  Speaker A: He's like, okay. So I watched the episode. That was him watching the episode.
• 1:53
  Speaker B: Been there, done that.
• 1:54
  Speaker A: Cheers.
• 1:55
  Speaker B: Cheers. Love you.
• 1:56
  Speaker A: Is this the one from last night?
• 1:58
  Speaker B: Why are you looking at me?
• 2:02
  Speaker A: Anyway, so we have funny stories of the week and. Well, first of all, this episode is going to be so relatable and so fun because everybody's been asking us for this type of material. Yeah, like, we're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're finally doing it. We got some good content coming through. So get.
• 2:22
  Speaker B: I'm passionate about what we're going to talk about.
• 2:24
  Speaker A: Me too. I have a lot to say because I desperately wish it was this time still same.
• 2:30
  Speaker B: We live in a shitty time. Well, let's. Let's.
• 2:32
  Speaker A: We'll get there. So let's do our story of the week.
• 2:34
  Speaker B: Circle back. I'll go first.
• 2:36
  Speaker A: Okay. I'll go first. So yesterday I went to my mother in law's. She has a pool. And I went with my sister in law, my niece, my nephew and then my son. And if you know me, you know I'm not a pool person. So I hate going in the pool. But I have to because I have a kid now. So.
• 2:49
  Speaker B: You have. It sucks. You have to go in the pool.
• 2:51
  Speaker A: I have. No.
• 2:52
  Speaker B: Especially at the age that he is.
• 2:53
  Speaker A: Correct. So we went in the pool. It was so fun. I didn't bring much. I just brought like my beach bag and stuffed everything in there. Like underwear and bra for myself, change clothes for him, diaper wipes, snacks. Like everything was just in this like. You know that Gap rainbow bag that I have.
• 3:07
  Speaker B: Yeah, but you don't have a bog. You need the box.
• 3:10
  Speaker A: Okay. I had, you know, we talked about the bog, but I brought it down shore.
• 3:12
  Speaker B: Oh.
• 3:13
  Speaker A: Because so of course thing you need is like not with you.
• 3:15
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 3:16
  Speaker A: Anyway, love a good bog. A croc.
• 3:18
  Speaker B: A croc. A giant croc. It's hideous, but it's really good.
• 3:22
  Speaker A: Oh, I love it. So anyway, I brought that cute rainbow Gap beach bag that I have. It's so cute. So I just brought it, shoved everything in there if it's a lot. And it's like my go to bag. So whatever. It's sitting outside on my mother in law's like couch by her porch and. And she had no that awning that comes out from her wall. Like outside.
• 3:44
  Speaker B: Yep.
• 3:44
  Speaker A: There's a bird nest.
• 3:46
  Speaker B: Oh, I know. She was.
• 3:47
  Speaker A: Birds. Okay. If you know me, what you do, you know I hate birds.
• 3:51
  Speaker B: Birds are scary.
• 3:52
  Speaker A: No, I hate birds. Big, small, little beak. No beak. Fur. No fur. Whatever the it is, flaps its wings or not. I don't like birds. So you're going to die.
• 4:05
  Speaker B: Did it.
• 4:10
  Speaker A: So anyway, my mom was like, my husband needs to get rid of these birds. But like you cannot touch a bird or the nest or the mother bird will disappear.
• 4:19
  Speaker B: Mama bird instinct.
• 4:20
  Speaker A: Correct.
• 4:20
  Speaker B: They run away.
• 4:21
  Speaker A: Yes. The mom will never save the baby ever again. The baby will be by his or herself. Yeah, it's sad. So you can't touch a nest unless you know, you kill them, which you can't do. So anyway, all of a sudden my sister in law goes, oh my God, there's a bird in your bag. No joke. The bird was in my bag. No, like what? How? Don't know. It was a baby bird. So either it's diseased and can't and hurt.
• 4:47
  Speaker B: Did you throw out the bag?
• 4:48
  Speaker A: Listen, diseased or can't move her or was like just hatched and it like fell from the sky. So now I'm screaming on Top of my lungs. Thank God Dee was there. My mother in law, sister, who, like, would save the world if she could.
• 5:01
  Speaker B: She craft the bird.
• 5:02
  Speaker A: She was trying to, like, flop it away and it would not fly away.
• 5:05
  Speaker B: Was it an egg or just. It was just a baby bird in your bag?
• 5:09
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 5:10
  Speaker B: I wish it was in the bog. Baby bird in the bog.
• 5:14
  Speaker A: So now it starts pooping. Oh, in my bag. So it's like, the bag's open. So it's like sitting on the open part of the bag, pooping. Now I'm screaming. Okay, simultaneously, Gio's eating bird poop.
• 5:29
  Speaker B: No.
• 5:29
  Speaker A: I grabbed him like he was on fire. Poured soap and water in this kid's poor mouth. I had to. He was eating bird poop. Graham is cracking up with me. My husband. I'm sorry, 95. Yeah, your old grandmother is cracking up at me. I go, graham, at least I'm not boring. So I'm screaming, crying. You know how much it's like, he's bothering me. But I couldn't stop laughing because I'm like, this is crazy. So pooping in the bag. Bird won't move. Do you had to, like, pick it up? Okay. Not touch it? She, like, touched it with the plate because then the mother won't save it. Now there's poop all in my bag. Whatever. I'm like, I'm throwing everything out now. Everything's in that bag. My bra, my underwear, bottles, like, everything. I'm like, I'm getting rid of everything. Evans, you're not throwing that out. My mother in law, we just talked about last episode, how she cleaned puke out of my car seat. She comes home, I'm like, mom. This is my mother.
• 6:16
  Speaker B: She doesn't like birds either, though.
• 6:18
  Speaker A: No. If she was here, she would have been 10 times worse than me.
• 6:20
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 6:21
  Speaker A: I don't know what we would do if Dee wasn't there. I'm crawling. I don't know what to do. I have to throw everything out. She's like, give me everything. She washed Gio's Crocs. My bag, my underwear, my bra, everything she threw in her wash. She just brought it over this morning. It's sitting right there. Everything was washed for me.
• 6:34
  Speaker B: Oh, thank God.
• 6:35
  Speaker A: I was going to throw everything out. And what do I say to my. I say to my mom. I go, this happened to me. She goes, and you didn't throw everything? I couldn't. Like, I got to get over it. So I didn't. And it's bird poop. Like, birds on people. I almost had a Stroke.
• 6:48
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, the drama. But that's. That's a good one.
• 6:51
  Speaker A: No, it was epic. This poor bird, though.
• 6:53
  Speaker B: I can't believe it landed perfectly in your bag.
• 6:56
  Speaker A: Why my bag, though?
• 6:58
  Speaker B: I feel like everything just happens to me because someone's playing a joke on.
• 7:01
  Speaker A: You at all times. Speaking of jokes, why don't you tell them what you did to me last week? It's not even funny.
• 7:07
  Speaker B: It was so good.
• 7:09
  Speaker A: If, you know. Let me. Preference?
• 7:10
  Speaker B: No. Can I. Can I. I got it. I got to do a little preface.
• 7:13
  Speaker A: Okay, go.
• 7:13
  Speaker B: First of all, you are the number one most gullible person I know.
• 7:18
  Speaker A: Yeah, I know.
• 7:18
  Speaker B: Ever.
• 7:18
  Speaker A: I know.
• 7:19
  Speaker B: I admit it. So it's so good to prank you. And two, I would never have done this joke if I knew that she really wanted you to get pregnant.
• 7:29
  Speaker A: Right.
• 7:29
  Speaker B: That is mean. I. I feel for all my friends, everyone out there who has infertility.
• 7:35
  Speaker A: You can only joke when you know it's going to be a joke.
• 7:37
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 7:37
  Speaker A: Unless you're an. Yes, but you're not.
• 7:40
  Speaker B: So let me tell the story.
• 7:41
  Speaker A: Preference. Also, that you were two weeks. I will.
• 7:44
  Speaker B: So I was two and a half weeks late for my period. You weren't late, were you? But you thought maybe you could.
• 7:49
  Speaker A: No, I just, like. I don't know. I had a. I had a weird dream.
• 7:52
  Speaker B: Things were happening, so we both kind of. Maybe. I. I thought I was maybe pregnant. She thought she was possibly pregnant.
• 7:58
  Speaker A: Nauseous.
• 7:59
  Speaker B: I was actually, like, 17 days late.
• 8:02
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, you were pregnant.
• 8:04
  Speaker B: So we were like, okay. On Friday, we're taking a pregnancy test together.
• 8:07
  Speaker A: You asked me to take it together. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
• 8:09
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, she. It was kind of like a support test for me.
• 8:11
  Speaker A: Yeah. Correct.
• 8:12
  Speaker B: Okay. So I had this idea in my head that I was going to take my test alone by myself, because I needed to, like, make sure I wasn't pregnant before doing this joke on you. So I asked my friend Sam for a positive pregnancy test. So I had one positive test that I knew was positive.
• 8:30
  Speaker A: I can't.
• 8:31
  Speaker B: And I went to the store. I got us two clear blue tests. So I come over. We. We go in the bathroom together. This is all on video. We both pee on the stick together. We open it up, so it's new tests. We pee on the stick together.
• 8:46
  Speaker A: I watch her pee, she watches me. We're in the bathroom together. Like, there was no time where we were separated.
• 8:51
  Speaker B: Right? So in my pocket, I had the positive test. And while she wasn't looking. Really? And we both put our test that we just peed on the counter, face down. So really quick. She wasn't looking. I swapped it out so quick. So I swapped one out and one was.
• 9:06
  Speaker A: It was positive. One was negative, mind you. Not only was I scared for myself. Like, we just got done talking. Like, you can't have a fourth kid. Like, your husband would murder your face.
• 9:15
  Speaker B: No, I. I couldn't even imagine. Yeah, right now. But so whatever. We're waiting for the test. We flip them over. And Dom was like, m. I go, what? She's like, this is positive. Oh. And I mixed them up. So we didn't know.
• 9:33
  Speaker A: We were playing, like, roulette.
• 9:34
  Speaker B: We were playing like. And she was like, one of us is pregnant. I'm pregnant. And she was like. She just. It went. She went full on narcissist mode. It was about her. She went meltdown mode. Like, she's pregnant. She doesn't know what to do. She has to call her husband right away. And I was like, but what about me? Like, I'm the one that's late. I'm late. Like, I was pretending to try to make it like me, but she didn't care one fucking second.
• 9:56
  Speaker A: Wait. What I say, I go, I would really feel better if it was you, but I'd feel worse if it's me.
• 10:00
  Speaker B: She's like, I feel bad. Worse than me. She counting those. She's okay.
• 10:04
  Speaker A: When am I gonna deliver? It's going night too.
• 10:07
  Speaker B: Meanwhile, she's hysterically crying. Like she was not. So it was a really good test because I wanted. I always keep saying to her, like, just have a baby. Just have a baby. I wanted to really make sure that she really wasn't ready. And now I know she is not ready, but plot twist. No.
• 10:23
  Speaker A: Let me tell us part, because you weren't here.
• 10:25
  Speaker B: I was not.
• 10:26
  Speaker A: So that happened. Okay. She tells me it's a joke. It's all fun.
• 10:29
  Speaker B: I told her a joke when she starts, like, shaking.
• 10:32
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 10:32
  Speaker B: Meanwhile, I was like, it still could have been me. She's like. But I was like, dom, it's me. It could be me.
• 10:37
  Speaker A: Like, how do I make a fourth day?
• 10:39
  Speaker B: And she's like, well, do you have another test? Like, we both have to pee on a stick again.
• 10:42
  Speaker A: Now we really. At this point, I don't think, like, any one of us knew whose it was.
• 10:46
  Speaker B: Right. So I had one more test. So I peed.
• 10:49
  Speaker A: And then you ended up being negative.
• 10:50
  Speaker B: Negative.
• 10:51
  Speaker A: Then I was like, it's really good. But then I spiraled and then she told me it was a joke. So anyway, she leaves. I put Gio to bed. This was like 45 minutes later, I go in the bathroom to clean the pregnancy test. Now mind you, it's two negatives and positive, one positive. That's how we left the house. I go back into the bathroom, there's two positives. Now I'm like, oh my God. Is she actually. This is. Is this real joke? Like, is this a joke still? I'm. I'm freaking. I call her, she's like, what do you mean? I show her.
• 11:17
  Speaker B: I thought she was pranking me. I was like, dom, don't prank me like that. She goes, I swear on my kids, there's two positives and one.
• 11:24
  Speaker A: And I showed her and it was.
• 11:25
  Speaker B: An actual plus sign.
• 11:27
  Speaker A: Plus sign. So I call my sister in law.
• 11:29
  Speaker B: Those clear blues.
• 11:31
  Speaker A: This is a thing. If you ever take a clear blue test. And if you leave it. I understand if it bleeds. Okay. It show. No, it bleeds into a positive test.
• 11:40
  Speaker B: It was a full on.
• 11:41
  Speaker A: So if you leave it for 45 minutes, don't.
• 11:44
  Speaker B: It could bleed.
• 11:45
  Speaker A: Don't look at it after 15 minutes. Wait, that's what I saw. And I didn't know clear blue, that's a thing. So we were like, okay, one of us is actually fucking pregnant. She took three more tests. I took three more tests. They're negative. We're like, okay, well, we got to go get a black test. Like, this is like. Because there's always false negatives. There's never a false positive.
• 12:03
  Speaker B: Rarely, Very rarely. So.
• 12:04
  Speaker A: But we're genuinely both freaking out.
• 12:06
  Speaker B: I mean, freaky. She called me. I was at the pickup line. I couldn't even pick up my kid because I was like, okay, this is. Karma's a bitch. Like, I'm actually pregnant now.
• 12:14
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, you should never play that joke. But then when my sister in law said, this is like a real thing, and then we actually talked to someone later in the week, like, no, that's a thing.
• 12:21
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:21
  Speaker A: I can't believe clear blue. Someone needs to sue them.
• 12:25
  Speaker B: No, it should. That should never. For somebody who really wants to be pregnant and they see that. Yeah, the like, I remember when I was trying to get pregnant, like the line like, you want.
• 12:33
  Speaker A: You want to squint so badly with.
• 12:35
  Speaker B: That line and then you see it and it's not real. Fuck that.
• 12:38
  Speaker A: Anyway, none of us, neither of us are pregnant.
• 12:42
  Speaker B: Moral of the story is we both are not ready.
• 12:44
  Speaker A: We're both not ready to have a baby. But then I kind of got upset.
• 12:48
  Speaker B: I was like, oh, yeah. And then a little part of her Was like, wait, I kind of maybe want to be pregnant now.
• 12:53
  Speaker A: Yeah. And my husband's like, shut that down real quick. So anyway, that's our story of the week. It was really funny.
• 12:59
  Speaker B: It was a wild ride.
• 13:00
  Speaker A: It wasn't funny in the moment. It's funny now.
• 13:02
  Speaker B: It's on video. Maybe we'll post it.
• 13:03
  Speaker A: Yeah, let us know if you want to see it, but let us know if you don't. Anyhow, let's move on to this fun event we went to this week. We talked about it last episode. It's called Turnkey Women. It's a woman supporting women's group. It was the time of our lives. I don't know if anybody saw our Instagram post. We went on a trolley. We went from boutique to boutique. Boutique.
• 13:23
  Speaker B: Genius idea.
• 13:24
  Speaker A: Genius idea.
• 13:26
  Speaker B: Have drinks and chop. Spend all your money. Don't die. That was dramatic.
• 13:33
  Speaker A: I used to say that when I was a kid.
• 13:35
  Speaker B: What'd you say?
• 13:36
  Speaker A: My heart stopped beating, and my dad was like, no, it didn't. Just for attention. So anyway, screams for attention. Yeah, it was really cute. And we went from boutique to boutique, and we drank and we ate, and we just supported small business and we.
• 13:52
  Speaker B: Chatted and expanded our network.
• 13:54
  Speaker A: She's never done that in her life. So I made her sit at the end of the seat on the trolley so she can mingle.
• 13:58
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 13:59
  Speaker A: You did. I made her do that because she needs to mingle, and she did. You did such a good job.
• 14:03
  Speaker B: I did.
• 14:03
  Speaker A: I'm so proud of you.
• 14:04
  Speaker B: Like, I told Dom, not once. This is my. Never have I ever. I have never, like, gone to a restaurant, gone to a bar, like, sat.
• 14:11
  Speaker A: Alone, like, and mingled.
• 14:14
  Speaker B: Ever.
• 14:14
  Speaker A: Yeah, I have.
• 14:15
  Speaker B: I am. That is, like, my biggest fear.
• 14:17
  Speaker A: You did so good. But you're like, oh, my God. Women supporting women. It's so fun.
• 14:21
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, it was like. It was very.
• 14:23
  Speaker A: It felt good.
• 14:24
  Speaker B: It felt good.
• 14:24
  Speaker A: I mean, like, when. When you feel support, it's like, the best feeling in the world.
• 14:27
  Speaker B: Yeah. And all these women were amazing. They all.
• 14:30
  Speaker A: They all, like, shout out to Turnkey Woman, we love you. We can't talk about it.
• 14:33
  Speaker B: We can't. No, she said we could.
• 14:35
  Speaker A: No, she said she's not.
• 14:36
  Speaker B: She said she's taking orders, but she's not really ready. We could talk about it.
• 14:39
  Speaker A: Okay. So anyway, one of the women there created these bracelets with barcodes, and she put little headphones because of our podcast. And when you scan it, it brings you to our Mama Clock Instagram. How cute is that? And how Good. Is this when you're out in public, instead of, like, fumbling with your phone, you should just let someone scan your bracelet.
• 14:59
  Speaker B: It's a genius idea.
• 15:00
  Speaker A: Genius. I love it.
• 15:01
  Speaker B: Whoever has their. Like, we don't have business cards or anything. No, I used it. I was like, fair. Yeah. At the fair.
• 15:07
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 15:07
  Speaker B: I went to a fair and I said, so proud of you. I'm here. And it scan. It scans straight to Mama Clock.
• 15:12
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's great. And then you hit follow. It's the best thing ever. So we had a really good time and we loved it.
• 15:17
  Speaker B: My mic keeps cutting out. I hope you can hear me.
• 15:19
  Speaker A: It's fine. Our editor is really good.
• 15:21
  Speaker B: Yeah, he's great. Love him.
• 15:22
  Speaker A: Anyway, I heard you have, like, something to say.
• 15:24
  Speaker B: Oh, I do. Hold on.
• 15:26
  Speaker A: Look ahead. Tell us what you have to say.
• 15:28
  Speaker B: I got a wrap for all you bitches that missed it. Mama clock. Mama clock 247 tick tock 90s baby born and raised Lived on Lunchables most of my days Potty mouth got some soap Jerry Springer helped cope me dunkaroos ran my blood Remember Friday's Dirt cup Mud Tamagotchi or Cute fur B Put your own away Message BRB my MySpace pics flat bracelets solo Sophie's fam Farm fits Fat farm fits Gilmore Girls in One Tree Hill no one knew Netflix and Chill playing dirty right outside no Uber, no phone, just a carpool ride Raison as if. Whatever. Get the picture? Duh. Now my kids are saying now my kids are saying Skibidi Riz bruh do you remember Talk to the hand this new age lingo I just don't understand what the fuck is guot don't ask me. Hold on, let me ask ChatGPT I close my eyes playing girl talk Put the pimples on me and watch me walk dream phone star67 whatever happened is seven minutes in heaven don't talk to strangers don't answer the door now we lure them in with doordash and more mom would say figure it out now we gentle parent what the fuck's that about? Don't get me started on the sports participation trophy get the fuck out, Lose a game, go home and pout Times have changed I feel for our kids now we just worry about sids Our moms use bumpers and pillows now we just make our kids named Thumper and Willow Take me back to the good old days with an Atlas and MapQuest forget about ways times have changed this world is whack Everyone chill out we want our 90s babes back.
• 17:05
  Speaker A: If you're a 90s baby, shout out 90s baby, baby.
• 17:08
  Speaker B: I loved the 90s.
• 17:09
  Speaker A: Love the 90s. Thank God I was born in the 90s. This segment, we're all about the 90s babies. We're going take back to the old school mom versus the new school mom.
• 17:18
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, we're.
• 17:20
  Speaker A: We're unfortunately the new school mom, but we're holding on to the old school.
• 17:23
  Speaker B: I want to be an old school.
• 17:24
  Speaker A: I know. I'm holding on to it. Honestly, I think. I think times are changing.
• 17:27
  Speaker B: Yeah, I feel like. I feel like you could try to make it.
• 17:32
  Speaker A: You can make your parenting style whatever you want, but it's so hard in this day and age. So, yeah, I doubt anybody's going to be successful with that. But anywho, let's just.
• 17:42
  Speaker B: That rap is more like a bat mitzvah candle. Like, like, you just.
• 17:46
  Speaker A: You just gave someone a candle at your sweet 16.
• 17:50
  Speaker B: Oh, sweet 16 candles.
• 17:52
  Speaker A: I did all that.
• 17:53
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, I forgot.
• 17:55
  Speaker A: You didn't because you're Jewish.
• 17:56
  Speaker B: No, but I had a Bamitz Fen. I did candles.
• 17:58
  Speaker A: Oh, you did?
• 17:58
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker A: Okay, cool. Was Joey invited to your bat mitzvah? Your husband?
• 18:01
  Speaker B: Yeah, we dance. He was my first dance. You never saw the picture. Oh, my God. There's an epic picture. Me and him, we're dancing, but we're like 12ft apart and we're like this. There's a video. I thought he was hot then, but.
• 18:15
  Speaker A: Now he's just a construction worker when.
• 18:18
  Speaker B: He walked in, baby.
• 18:21
  Speaker A: So let's take it back. Let's just take a stroll down trauma. Trauma, like what old school moms used to do. And I've talked to a few of my friends moms, including, like, some of our family. These are crazy. Like, I almost wish this was, like, a thing still, because it's like, so it's funny, but like, other moms at least, like, yeah, we live in a new school era, but we. We can still laugh at, like, old school things.
• 18:48
  Speaker B: Yeah, but like, a lot of things, they'd be canceled. Straight up. Canceled.
• 18:51
  Speaker A: No, canceled. They'd be in prison.
• 18:53
  Speaker B: Yeah, I know. Like smoking in a car with your kid, smoking a cigarette.
• 18:57
  Speaker A: Smoking while pregnant. I mean, like, all of our moms did that.
• 19:01
  Speaker B: Like, McDonald's, I feel like, was just like a smoke fest.
• 19:04
  Speaker A: You just smoked outside of your car while your kid was eating a McFlurry and a Happy Meal. Yeah, my friend's mom told me. She's hilarious. She told me that her mom to make her kids, like, laugh and like an entertainment for her kids. Yeah, so it would be the kid's grandma, right? She would blow smoke circles in the kids face to make them laugh. Like, can you imagine you see a mom blowing smoke in another kid's face? You'd be like, child abuse.
• 19:32
  Speaker B: Please. You can't even. You can't even smoke 100ft from a.
• 19:36
  Speaker A: No, no. Oh, you can't. That is hilarious. I didn't know that. I'm not there yet. What about car seats? Forget it. I think I was in the front seat at three years old.
• 19:45
  Speaker B: Oh yeah, I was passenger princess at five.
• 19:47
  Speaker A: Yeah, My dad let me drive his car.
• 19:50
  Speaker B: My husband used to actually drive the car at 12.
• 19:52
  Speaker A: No, I know.
• 19:54
  Speaker B: It was terrifying.
• 19:54
  Speaker A: Well, that's scary.
• 19:55
  Speaker B: Oh, it was better than my cops.
• 19:56
  Speaker A: Probably like laughed and waved back then.
• 19:58
  Speaker B: I mean, you could not get away with this.
• 20:01
  Speaker A: Your 12 year old would be in handcuffs.
• 20:03
  Speaker B: Like, actually, yes.
• 20:05
  Speaker A: Actually, Literally. Actually, no. What about, what about like lunches back in the day? My mom used to brown paper bag. Brown paper bag. And she used to not even put a sticking on it. She used to write my note.
• 20:18
  Speaker B: My mom used to put a kiss on a napkin.
• 20:20
  Speaker A: Imagine. First of all, kids would be so embarrassed. Second of all, where do they sell brown paper bags? Where can I get a brown paper bag? Think about it.
• 20:26
  Speaker B: To pick up your dog shit.
• 20:28
  Speaker A: Seriously, where do I even get.
• 20:30
  Speaker B: Now it's bento. But if you don't have like Joey has a blue bento box and I cut his stupid cucumber.
• 20:35
  Speaker A: You have the thing where you like, it's like a cooler and you like, you pour hot water in it and like thermo. Yeah, thermos.
• 20:41
  Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, but I don't, he doesn't like, like those kind of lunches. But I do have that. Yeah, if he wanted it. Yeah, but he has a bento box. Everything is like a little compartment. He even has in his. Like one of them is like a surprise compartment. So it's like closed. And when he opens it up, I do like gummy bears or like something like surprise.
• 20:57
  Speaker A: So do you do a different lunch of every day?
• 21:00
  Speaker B: No, he has. Well, he's very like, he only likes certain things. So he has a quesadilla every day. Oh, I do different snacks.
• 21:06
  Speaker A: Whatever he wants, he just gets. But remember like our parents used to give us lunch money and it would be like Mondays is this Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Chinese Fridays is pizza.
• 21:15
  Speaker B: Like, here's your lunch money, don't get suspended.
• 21:17
  Speaker A: And it was weird if you brought a lunch.
• 21:19
  Speaker B: Yeah, like you Were like, the weird.
• 21:21
  Speaker A: If you got lunch money to go get lunch of them.
• 21:23
  Speaker B: I remember being like you. What is point? Like, if you brought a lunchbox, you were a loser.
• 21:30
  Speaker A: Loser.
• 21:30
  Speaker B: I remember now.
• 21:31
  Speaker A: If you don't have a lunchbox, you're a loser.
• 21:34
  Speaker B: Wow. Times have changed.
• 21:36
  Speaker A: I'm sending my kid with a brown paper bag. I am, right? I am. I am. He has to be, like, sad.
• 21:43
  Speaker B: You have to be, like, so fucking cool to go now with the brown paper. Like, I'm starting the trend back, bitches.
• 21:48
  Speaker A: Brown, like, words of affirmation, like, weren't a thing in my family. So, like, brown paper bags with a note was, like, the best thing I've ever received.
• 21:55
  Speaker B: You got a note from your mom?
• 21:56
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, and sometimes she would forget to give it to me, so she would bring it to school. That was the best part. My mom walked in at, like, 10am.
• 22:02
  Speaker B: My mom would do that. And I saw my mom imagine doing that now. That's so embarrassing.
• 22:07
  Speaker A: So embarrassing.
• 22:08
  Speaker B: I would, like. I would, like, text the teacher being.
• 22:11
  Speaker A: Like, can you run out and grab me? Yeah, like, that's not a thing. Like, texting teachers was not a thing. You dropped your kid off and that was that.
• 22:18
  Speaker B: And you never heard from the teacher unless the kid was getting.
• 22:21
  Speaker A: And I don't remember back in the day, like, there being, like, teacher and parent issues. Like, nowadays, like, people don't even want to send their kids to school.
• 22:28
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Nowadays you have parent teacher conferences, and Karen wants to have 12 because her son couldn't even do two plus two.
• 22:37
  Speaker A: Had two plus two. No. Okay. I can't. That the school thing, like, freaks me out because it's like. Yeah, that's getting worse.
• 22:45
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, my kids aren't even in public school yet, but, like, there are a lot of things that.
• 22:50
  Speaker A: Like, I'm sending my kid when he.
• 22:51
  Speaker B: Turns 2, like, tomorrow to school.
• 22:54
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker B: Where's he going? Montessori. Apple Montessori. I don't know yet.
• 23:01
  Speaker A: We have settled in a house yet.
• 23:03
  Speaker B: Yeah. Anyway, so what about, like, baby curfews? Like, if you're not back by dark, don't come home. That was it.
• 23:09
  Speaker A: That was it.
• 23:10
  Speaker B: Like, be home by dark or you're.
• 23:12
  Speaker A: Not allowed in the house.
• 23:12
  Speaker B: I remember being outside.
• 23:14
  Speaker A: Like, now it's like, I have your location.
• 23:16
  Speaker B: Yeah. Now it's. I have an air tag on you.
• 23:18
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 23:18
  Speaker B: Actually in your shoe. Air tag on the nanny. On you and the stroller.
• 23:22
  Speaker A: You have one on the nanny?
• 23:23
  Speaker B: No, I don't, but my friends do for sure.
• 23:26
  Speaker A: What do you. Where do they tell the nanny, like.
• 23:28
  Speaker B: Hey, no, they put air tags, like under their stroller. So if they have the baby in the stroller, they know where they are all times.
• 23:33
  Speaker A: Why do we have such bad trust issues?
• 23:35
  Speaker B: It's horrible.
• 23:36
  Speaker A: So, my friend, what happened to us? I know as a society, I don't want to do this anymore. My friend's mom was like, we took our kid everywhere. There was no babysitters. They just came with us.
• 23:45
  Speaker B: No. And also, if you didn't want to take them, you just left him in the car to run to the dry cleaner.
• 23:49
  Speaker A: And it wasn't a big deal.
• 23:50
  Speaker B: I took Joey to shoprite this morning right before school, which I never usually do. He wanted some yogurt that he had to have for a snack. Speaking of. And I just ran. And I didn't even. I brought nothing but him. And I was like, it would be so easy if I could just lock the door, leave him in the car, run in, get the yogurt and come back.
• 24:07
  Speaker A: Someone called Dyfus on you.
• 24:09
  Speaker B: I know. And also I'd be scared that a killer would come and take my car.
• 24:14
  Speaker A: You know, seriously, in broad daylight. Yeah. I just like, what is wrong with people? Are people born this way? Or we like just. Society just sucks.
• 24:22
  Speaker B: I think the world just became a really scary place.
• 24:25
  Speaker A: I don't like it. I don't want to be scared every day.
• 24:27
  Speaker B: My mom, My mom said that when her. So my grandma, they would like the ladies who brunch. Like they go and leave brunch. They would leave their strollers, like their little bassinet strollers. Like, you know, the old school ones, the pretty ones. They would leave it outside the restaurant on the sidewalk and the ladies would.
• 24:44
  Speaker A: Brunch with the baby.
• 24:45
  Speaker B: With the babies in it. No, outside. Outside the restaurant. It was like a parking lot for strollers with babies. And they would be brunching.
• 24:54
  Speaker A: Can you. Right now we're even sitting here like the.
• 24:57
  Speaker B: Yeah, but they did it and they.
• 25:00
  Speaker A: Survived and everyone's here and alive. Yeah. I mean, I mean, like even like. Like you're talking about curfews, like bedtime and stuff. Like, I even remember like vividly my mom and dad putting chairs together. And I just slept on a chair in the restaurant. Yeah, I did that often.
• 25:16
  Speaker B: Yeah. Now parents are like, got to get home by 6:30.
• 25:19
  Speaker A: Oh, we can't go out. Like, parents are like, we can't go to dinner at 6:00. My kids in bed.
• 25:23
  Speaker B: Hate this world. How do we go back?
• 25:26
  Speaker A: Why don't we just create this time for us and people will just follow?
• 25:30
  Speaker B: Amy. All right, we're starting the trend. 90s are back.
• 25:33
  Speaker A: 90S are back, baby. Now. Seriously, I just. And I hate even talking with other moms. It's like, you know what? My friend's really good at this. She's like. She does still talk in, like, the 90s era, and I love that. And it brings me back because I feel like I'm personally even getting away from it. And, like, I'm such a 90s baby. Like, now there's, like, so much judgment. Like, even back in the day, we were so cool. Like, everyone hung out, Everyone did fun things. It was just like, we're gonna be together on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday. It's not like we gotta go to this party. You're not invited to here.
• 26:03
  Speaker B: You know what? It was you either. You made a plan and you stuck with it because there was no cell phones. You couldn't, like, back out on a plan.
• 26:10
  Speaker A: And everyone just had to be together. Everyone was just together. So the cell phones weren't like.
• 26:13
  Speaker B: That's why they're even like my kids now. We play with the neighborhood kids. And Joey's like, can. Can you text Joe, Jonah's mom? I'm like, just go ring the doorbell.
• 26:21
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker B: Like, the doorbell.
• 26:22
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker B: Yeah, let's go ring the doorbell. So we did. I was like, this is what Mommy did back in the day. You just ring the door.
• 26:27
  Speaker A: I want to play.
• 26:28
  Speaker B: And nowadays people have signs like, don't ring door.
• 26:31
  Speaker A: Our neighbors used to come when we first moved here to see our dog.
• 26:34
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker A: And I don't know if. Because I was pregnant and just paranoid, but I'm like, don't ring my door.
• 26:38
  Speaker B: Did you make a sign, don't ring my door?
• 26:39
  Speaker A: No. I would open the door, and now they're scaring me. I was like, don't ring my doorbell. You're scaring me.
• 26:44
  Speaker B: Yeah. No, my doorbell rang this morning. It was my kids playing the doorbell.
• 26:49
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker B: And I was upstairs getting ready, and I was. I had to. I checked my camera, and I was like, who's at the door?
• 26:53
  Speaker A: A mass murderer is at your door. That's what I think.
• 26:56
  Speaker B: And, like, baby safety gear.
• 26:59
  Speaker A: Not a thing.
• 27:00
  Speaker B: They didn't have all the contraptions, all the things. Baby monitors. They didn't have baby monitors.
• 27:05
  Speaker A: That's one thing I haven't gone to yet. I don't have a monitor yet.
• 27:08
  Speaker B: That's nice for you.
• 27:09
  Speaker A: I know. I'm happy for myself. But we were even talking with My mom this morning about my shorehouse and the lagoon being right there and the water like a kid. We used to have a million kids running around. Nobody ever cared. I don't know why.
• 27:21
  Speaker B: Well, that stuff I like. That's scary. But, like, I don't know, you know.
• 27:25
  Speaker A: Like, think about it. We were all together and no one ever, like, made it a big deal. I think we just make things more of a big deal.
• 27:30
  Speaker B: Or we. Or more. Or we are more educated and we know bad things can happen.
• 27:35
  Speaker A: More people just talk about it more on the news. More. And people do.
• 27:38
  Speaker B: I don't know, but I really. You know, what's a fucking crazy thing about discipline? Like, my mom would give you, like, the look.
• 27:46
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker B: Or like, I remember. I remember when my dad would be driving and my brothers and I would be in the back seat fighting, and he'd literally just be like, his hand. The hand. Yeah, the hand would do it. And we would stop.
• 28:01
  Speaker A: I'm trying to think, like, what my mom would do.
• 28:03
  Speaker B: The hand in the back.
• 28:05
  Speaker A: Like, it was just.
• 28:06
  Speaker B: Or, don't make me pull over this car.
• 28:07
  Speaker A: Yeah. Don't make me pull over this car was definitely a big one. Or she would pull over the car and do.
• 28:12
  Speaker B: Yeah. The look.
• 28:13
  Speaker A: Yeah. And I'd be like, oh, my God, we're about to get our. The.
• 28:16
  Speaker B: Nowadays, the mom is like, okay, let's calm down. Let's figure this out together.
• 28:19
  Speaker A: Let's talk about our feelings. What do you feel right now in the moment? I wouldn't. Honestly, I'm not there. I would never be that.
• 28:25
  Speaker B: No. We're both not that parent. People are. And I don't think it was like that back then.
• 28:29
  Speaker A: No. My mom was definitely like, everyone, shut the fuck up. Like, F U C K was definitely used.
• 28:34
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker A: And like, God forbid your kid curses. Like, I feel bad cursing in front of other children.
• 28:39
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker A: Because one. It's like, not right. But to like, the mom would, like, pull me aside and probably.
• 28:45
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:45
  Speaker A: Punch me in the face. Probably not punch me in the face nowadays, but no, no, I would punch her in the face if she ever yelled at me. But anyway, I curse so much.
• 28:55
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker A: Because like, that's just how we grew up. Like, it's like, everyone shut the fuck up.
• 28:59
  Speaker B: I mean, we grew up listening to Eminem, so literally, I watched at seven.
• 29:03
  Speaker A: CDs in a car. Like, my mom used to have a share cd and we used to play it. Walkie talkies.
• 29:10
  Speaker B: Tamagotchi. Furby.
• 29:11
  Speaker A: Tamagotchis.
• 29:12
  Speaker B: Do you remember Furbies Bees.
• 29:15
  Speaker A: What about the snails you just get at the boardwalk, they used to just die.
• 29:19
  Speaker B: Oh, I loved those crabs. I. I want those.
• 29:22
  Speaker A: I needed one every weekend.
• 29:24
  Speaker B: They had fun and they died. Yeah, they were my pet. That was my pet.
• 29:28
  Speaker A: Wait. Do you know what my mom did? I just thought about this. This is so old school mom crafts. No, same still have them. I know.
• 29:34
  Speaker B: They have like, Spider man shells now. Joey actually really wants one.
• 29:37
  Speaker A: I would never get one now I'm getting on. So an old school mom versus new school mom thing. She's gonna kill me for telling the story. My mom. My brother had. What were. What were the little hamsters? Had a hamster. My brother had a hamster.
• 29:51
  Speaker B: Ew.
• 29:51
  Speaker A: I mean, hamsters were like a thing.
• 29:53
  Speaker B: Oh, I know. I hate them.
• 29:55
  Speaker A: It was sick. The hamster so it. Everywhere. My mom picked up the hamster and the cage and threw it out in the garbage. Tied it up and put it on the street. Can you imagine? You told that story. Nowadays, someone would call animal control.
• 30:13
  Speaker B: Wait, what did she tell your brother?
• 30:15
  Speaker A: It died. But she literally just threw out.
• 30:19
  Speaker B: Nowadays they'd have a funeral.
• 30:20
  Speaker A: So my mom just threw out the hamster alive.
• 30:23
  Speaker B: That's it.
• 30:23
  Speaker A: Such an old school mom thing. She don't give a but.
• 30:26
  Speaker B: But if that happened, they would actually plant it in the backyard.
• 30:30
  Speaker A: Yeah. Put a grave with rip Hamster.
• 30:34
  Speaker B: How about a party? How about a birthday party these days?
• 30:38
  Speaker A: So anyway, let's talk about birthday parties. So I didn't have. This is such an old school move of my husband and I. I didn't have a first birthday for my son.
• 30:48
  Speaker B: I was surprised.
• 30:49
  Speaker A: You. Everybody was. Everybody. Their mother was like. People would text me and be like, are you sure? What's the date of your son's first birthday? Because I need to, like, figure out my calendar. We're not having one.
• 30:57
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker A: And it was very low key. We didn't really invite many people. It was in our basement. My husband was like, here's the budget. Do what you can. I made it cute. I made it work. It was such an old school birthday party. It was like cake perfect. It was perfect.
• 31:11
  Speaker B: All you need is sheet cake and balloons.
• 31:12
  Speaker A: That's literally what I have. And it felt like somebody ripped my insides out because I wasn't having a first birthday party.
• 31:20
  Speaker B: Nowadays, there's a balloon arch, arc, arch, arch for $400. I know, because I've got one. And I mean, you need the characters. You need the ice cream truck, the trampoline.
• 31:36
  Speaker A: Oh, the ice cream truck. The bouncy house, the fucking art for your Face where the fuck.
• 31:43
  Speaker B: That. The balloon guy. I mean, I did it all, but, like, if you don't. Are you judging? Yes, you're judging me.
• 31:48
  Speaker A: How many people judge me? You're not. Like, I think people said to me, you're not having a first birthday party.
• 31:52
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker A: And it, like, made me feel bad for months. I was like, no, shut your mouth.
• 31:57
  Speaker B: Well, for the first kid we did it. And then we never did it again.
• 32:00
  Speaker A: So, like, did Rocco ever have a birthday yet?
• 32:02
  Speaker B: Well, he. Him and Joey have. They're six days apart.
• 32:05
  Speaker A: Rocco gets Jeff.
• 32:06
  Speaker B: So. Yeah. Sorry, Rock.
• 32:09
  Speaker A: We did a big baptism, which I feel is very important.
• 32:12
  Speaker B: You had a wedding for baptism?
• 32:14
  Speaker A: Yeah, well, I. I really. I need. Baptism is very important to me. So.
• 32:17
  Speaker B: Yeah. You good little Christian. You eat meat on Fridays?
• 32:20
  Speaker A: I did by accident one time it was cheesesteak. Anyway, so. I mean, that's fucking crazy, people. I mean, it's really cute. It's a wedding, though. People have a wedding for their kids first birthday.
• 32:30
  Speaker B: I know. I'm actually right now because it's June already and Joey and Ravka's birthday's in August, but now my son expects it.
• 32:37
  Speaker A: Like, you sent out an invitation already.
• 32:38
  Speaker B: No, no, no. I have no party booked. I have nothing booked. He wants Pokemon themed everything where August is so easy.
• 32:47
  Speaker A: You can literally have it in your backyard.
• 32:48
  Speaker B: I know, it's just like a lot of work.
• 32:50
  Speaker A: Remember it happened in our backyard down shore. I mean, my dad would love that. He loves parties.
• 32:55
  Speaker B: Sign me up.
• 32:56
  Speaker A: But it's scary with me.
• 32:58
  Speaker B: Don't care.
• 32:59
  Speaker A: I mean, yeah, you could do that.
• 33:01
  Speaker B: Maybe we'll talk about it. But yeah, what else? I mean, how about toys? Do you remember walking into Toys R Us?
• 33:08
  Speaker A: Toys R Us does not exist anymore. That needs to change now. Why did they get rid of it?
• 33:14
  Speaker B: I mean, there is one. There's one at the American Toys R Us.
• 33:16
  Speaker A: Yeah, Toys R Us.
• 33:17
  Speaker B: Toys R Us in the American Dream Mall. But it's not the same. It's not like going to the one in Blue Star, right?
• 33:22
  Speaker A: Like, no, I mean, Toys R Us was like the place to go.
• 33:26
  Speaker B: And I remember my nana would pick us up, take us to Wendy's, and then we go to Toys R Us. It was the best.
• 33:31
  Speaker A: I'm so sad for everybody involved.
• 33:33
  Speaker B: I know. Or like, even like a McDonald's Happy Meal toy. Like, we were happy with that back in the day. Now Happy Meal.
• 33:41
  Speaker A: Happy Meal is 17.
• 33:42
  Speaker B: No, it's unbelievable how much I spend that.
• 33:45
  Speaker A: Make sure she doesn't need it yet.
• 33:46
  Speaker B: But, like, no, it's crazy.
• 33:49
  Speaker A: We're like, we can't get McDonald's there. Yeah, like, that's crazy.
• 33:53
  Speaker B: No, that's sad.
• 33:54
  Speaker A: No wonder why our husbands want to kill us because we're getting too much McDonald's.
• 33:58
  Speaker B: Not you. No. Now it's like, if it's not a Montessori natural tool toy. I don't know. I mean, like, the wooden toys.
• 34:06
  Speaker A: I mean, like, soap in the mouth was, like, such a thing if you were fresh, like, bar soap in your mouth for one minute.
• 34:15
  Speaker B: I always think about the Christmas story or, you know, the movie.
• 34:18
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 34:19
  Speaker B: Where they put. So in the mouth.
• 34:21
  Speaker A: Open your mouth.
• 34:22
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker A: Bar soap in the mouth. We did that. My mom absolutely did that. Not often, but, like, when we were fresh and then I think she just got over it. But even the wooden spoon was, like, a thing.
• 34:31
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah. The threat or the belt.
• 34:32
  Speaker A: She would hold up the belt with a wooden spoon. Forget it. Oh, and like, this is such an old school thing. But, like. Like cursing, Like, I know I just talked about cursing for the kids, like. Yeah, but like, if I cursed in front of my dad, like, it was, like, over. What did you just say? Like, nowadays, like. Yeah, I feel like that is even, like, a new school thing. Like, being mad.
• 34:51
  Speaker B: Yeah. You know, better times. Better times, cursing. You want to talk about something? Do you know? We're gonna play a little game.
• 35:02
  Speaker A: Let's play a little game. Go. I'm ready.
• 35:03
  Speaker B: Let's see how cool. You think you're a cool mom, right?
• 35:05
  Speaker A: I do. My kids, like, not in school yet.
• 35:08
  Speaker B: It doesn't matter. Let's just see if you're up with the trends. Okay. All right. This is slang words. You tell me. I'm gonna say a word. You tell me what you think it means. You could try to use it in a sentence. You tell me.
• 35:19
  Speaker A: Okay, okay, I'll use it in a sentence.
• 35:21
  Speaker B: I'll start off easy for you.
• 35:22
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 35:23
  Speaker B: Delulu.
• 35:24
  Speaker A: Yeah, like you're Delulu. Like you don't know what is going on. You're Delulu.
• 35:28
  Speaker B: Okay, you got one point. Okay, Slay, girl.
• 35:32
  Speaker A: You slay that outfit. That's right. Right.
• 35:35
  Speaker B: Okay. It's giving.
• 35:38
  Speaker A: Oh, I know that one. I use it.
• 35:40
  Speaker B: Okay. Like I said, I was gonna start off easy for you.
• 35:43
  Speaker A: Oh, it's giving. You're giving, like, you know what? Vibes.
• 35:46
  Speaker B: Okay. Goofy. Ah.
• 35:48
  Speaker A: I'm sorry.
• 35:49
  Speaker B: Goofy. Ah.
• 35:52
  Speaker A: I was using in a sentence. Yeah, okay. You're being goofy. Ah.
• 35:56
  Speaker B: Mom, you look like a goofy eye minion. I don't really know that one.
• 36:00
  Speaker A: It's Cracking me the. Does that mean.
• 36:02
  Speaker B: Oh, no. Okay, bet.
• 36:03
  Speaker A: I can't do that. Bet.
• 36:06
  Speaker B: No, it means okay, sure. Like yes, bet. Yep, Yep, bet. Mid.
• 36:13
  Speaker A: I've heard this one.
• 36:14
  Speaker B: Yeah, you've heard it, but what does it mean?
• 36:15
  Speaker A: Mid. You use it sometimes. Yeah, like you're mid. Mediocre.
• 36:20
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Not impressive. Good. No cap.
• 36:23
  Speaker A: Like, I have no limit.
• 36:25
  Speaker B: No lie. No real. No, for real. No cap.
• 36:28
  Speaker A: So it means, like, nama. Joking.
• 36:31
  Speaker B: It means, like, I didn't fart in the car. No cap. Like it didn't happen.
• 36:36
  Speaker A: What does that mean?
• 36:37
  Speaker B: Riz.
• 36:39
  Speaker A: Riz.
• 36:39
  Speaker B: Riz.
• 36:40
  Speaker A: That song is riz.
• 36:43
  Speaker B: No, my 6 year old said he has Riz. I'm officially unwell. It means flirting. Rizz. She's got Riz. Riz is flirting? Yep. Skibidi.
• 36:55
  Speaker A: Wait, I have a question. Is your son. Did your son give you these or you, like, looked it up?
• 37:00
  Speaker B: Well, my son's not there yet, but like, six year olds. Seven year olds are saying. Are saying these things for sure. Yeah.
• 37:04
  Speaker A: So what was the last one you just said?
• 37:06
  Speaker B: Riz?
• 37:06
  Speaker A: No, the other one.
• 37:07
  Speaker B: Oh, Skibidi. Skibidi. Boop, bop, boop.
• 37:10
  Speaker A: Like, let's go Skibidi. In the streets.
• 37:16
  Speaker B: It means nonsense. He's not eating dinner because he's too skibidi right now. Like crazy crazy. Sigma.
• 37:23
  Speaker A: Sigma. Sigma PI.
• 37:28
  Speaker B: No, it means independent, cool energy. Like, yo, he's showing stigma. I mean, sigma.
• 37:34
  Speaker A: I don't even know the words.
• 37:36
  Speaker B: I didn't say I was cool. Ohio.
• 37:40
  Speaker A: Ohio is a state.
• 37:45
  Speaker B: No, it's a slang word for weird. Oh, that girl. Ohio.
• 37:53
  Speaker A: You made this up or chat. Gbt.
• 37:55
  Speaker B: No, npc.
• 37:58
  Speaker A: Npc.
• 37:59
  Speaker B: Npc.
• 38:00
  Speaker A: Like something about money.
• 38:03
  Speaker B: It means non playable character. I tried to dance at the school talent show. My daughter said I was being an npc. You're acting weird. You're not a real character in the world. You're being npc.
• 38:15
  Speaker A: If a kid said, I'm being npc, I would just kick them.
• 38:19
  Speaker B: Touch grass.
• 38:21
  Speaker A: Go kick rocks.
• 38:25
  Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. Like, go outside. Get a grip.
• 38:28
  Speaker A: Like, go touch grass. It's crazy.
• 38:31
  Speaker B: Ratio.
• 38:32
  Speaker A: Ratio.
• 38:33
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker A: Can you use it in a sentence? Can you spell it for me?
• 38:37
  Speaker B: Your kid's weird slime video 3K. You got ratioed. It actually means, like, outnumbered in likes.
• 38:44
  Speaker A: Like people are actually someone outratt. That's fucking dumb.
• 38:48
  Speaker B: Wow. Why are people talking like this?
• 38:50
  Speaker A: I don't know what that means. Are they using it in sentences?
• 38:52
  Speaker B: No. We gotta talk sentiment. Some high schoolers call in somebody who's talking.
• 38:56
  Speaker A: I would never make it in high School right now I feel bad for high schoolers. No, I, I. Oh, God.
• 39:04
  Speaker B: Have you seen high school girls? Do you see what they look like? Yeah, I'm jealous of them. They look like they're 22 years old.
• 39:13
  Speaker A: And like, back in the day, there was like one or two that they're like getting Botox. What?
• 39:17
  Speaker B: Yeah, they're like, they're like boob jobs.
• 39:20
  Speaker A: No, they're not.
• 39:21
  Speaker B: Yes, they are.
• 39:23
  Speaker A: They are jobs.
• 39:24
  Speaker B: I mean, yeah, for your sweet 16, you get a boob job. That'd be sweet. I remember there was like a couple girls that got breast reductions in high school. Why the fuck would you do that? Yeah, but like, then they had perfect boobs, so it was kind of like a boob job. But it was like, oh, she got it. She got me.
• 39:41
  Speaker A: I mean, it's just like, crazy nowadays. Like, people are like, oh, offense.
• 39:46
  Speaker B: I know.
• 39:47
  Speaker A: I, it's stressful.
• 39:50
  Speaker B: I don't want my kids to grow up.
• 39:51
  Speaker A: Like, my friend just told me her little cousin in high school just got broken up with a day before prom. Yeah, up and proms today. Yeah, exactly. And she was spiraling, this girl in high school. And I listen, I remember, like, being heartbroken in high school. Like, it was the biggest deal Nowadays, someone like me would say to that high schooler, like, you're gonna be fine. Trust me. But obviously don't believe it. But looking at now, I'm like, oh, my God. So she was showing me the text message and stuff. Yeah, right. And she was like, I'm gonna spiral if he tells me I look pretty. Like, I remember saying that. And then the kicker is, he wrote in her yearbook, you're my world. I love you. I never felt love like this before.
• 40:32
  Speaker B: Like, I can't the mind fuck.
• 40:35
  Speaker A: Like my yearbook, a boy would write, hags, Hags. And I would be in love with him because he told me to have a good summer.
• 40:43
  Speaker B: God, Hags. You know, my best friends, the twins, they went to summer camp every summer. So they went to sleep boy camp.
• 40:50
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker B: Which is like, could never. But like, so me and my other girlfriends would stay home and they would go to sleep every single summer.
• 40:56
  Speaker A: And then how long were they there? Months.
• 40:58
  Speaker B: June, July, August.
• 41:00
  Speaker A: And they would come home, stay away for two months.
• 41:02
  Speaker B: But they had like their whole parents hate them. Like, yes. No, but their parents had a free. Imagine having a free summer without your kids.
• 41:09
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 41:09
  Speaker B: Like, what would you do? I. It's so funny thinking about their parents, like, like looking back. Like, they had a full summer summer camp.
• 41:17
  Speaker A: Like a still A thing?
• 41:17
  Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like.
• 41:19
  Speaker A: And you're asleep. I was sleeping.
• 41:20
  Speaker B: Sleep away. Camp. Yeah, camp. Knock on my Sin.
• 41:22
  Speaker A: I'm just thinking about, like, Parent Trap.
• 41:24
  Speaker B: No, but. Yes, but we would write. My place.
• 41:26
  Speaker A: Did you go to Stokes?
• 41:27
  Speaker B: No, but my point of the story is we'd write notes, like, letters to them, to them all summer. I would. I would, like, run to the mailbox waiting for a letter from Sam and Carly. And we found our letters, like, not recently. Years ago now. And they are the funniest.
• 41:44
  Speaker A: No, I can't. Like, that. Like, that just doesn't.
• 41:46
  Speaker B: Like, they had, like, cabaret dances and, like, canteen nights, which was. Which was like, I don't know, like, they'd meet boys and, like, they meet.
• 41:54
  Speaker A: Up and they would tell you about it.
• 41:55
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. They tell. But it was so innocent. It was pretty for them. It was innocent because they weren't so slutty. But, like, then they turned slutty another overnight, like they were studying.
• 42:04
  Speaker A: Oh, I love that. Wait, that's hilarious.
• 42:07
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker A: All right, where we at?
• 42:09
  Speaker B: We're here. Oh, this is where we're at. Are you ready? Do you know what really raised me?
• 42:15
  Speaker A: Wait, you didn't. You know, before you go there, What? You didn't talk about, like, the medicine thing with kids.
• 42:19
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah. When your kid was sick back in the day, you'd shove Tylenol in their mouth and say, shut up.
• 42:25
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 42:25
  Speaker B: Nowadays, hospital. No. You would check, like, three different Facebook mom groups if this is okay to give some, like, homeopathic.
• 42:33
  Speaker A: You would ask a Facebook mom group. Can you imagine trusting a Facebook mom group? I left the Facebook mambus. I can't stand.
• 42:38
  Speaker B: I asked my mom one time. I was like, what did you, like, do? Like, like, obviously there was no, like, chat. CBT or anything. She was like, I would call the pediatrician. Like, call the mother. Now you would do, like, through the portal, maybe.
• 42:51
  Speaker A: Yeah. No, my mom, when I was pregnant, she was like, just call the nurse. I'm like, mom, I'm not calling the nurse at my gy now. What? She would just talk to the nurse all the time about things? Yeah, like, not a thing, mom, but thanks.
• 43:03
  Speaker B: It was like. Anyway, what about. I wanted to do a whole segment on this. Maybe we will. But like, I told you, I was at the park with my kids, and I was just like, mom watching at the park?
• 43:13
  Speaker A: Yeah, like you told me. We have to do a whole segment on the park. Like, why?
• 43:16
  Speaker B: What type of moms are going to the park? First of all, she doesn't go to the park. How do you not.
• 43:21
  Speaker A: I am not familiar with anything but Lurker Park. If you know, you know you grew up in that park. I don't, but I didn't grow up in Roosevelt Fields.
• 43:29
  Speaker B: I'm a park shark. I will travel 45 minutes for a good park. I will not.
• 43:36
  Speaker A: A park.
• 43:36
  Speaker B: A park shark. I am epically a park shark. It has a good slide and a good playground. I'm there. I'll tell you the good part, but that's the.
• 43:44
  Speaker A: I just got lipstick all over my face.
• 43:46
  Speaker B: I can't see. Also, I realize where my lips were today.
• 43:50
  Speaker A: I was lining her lips. Not even. I was putting lipstick on them. First of all, she put the lipstick.
• 43:55
  Speaker B: I don't wear lipstick under here.
• 43:56
  Speaker A: And there was like half of her lips still above her lipstick. I'm like, are you done? She's like, yeah. I'm like, no, you're not. So I put the lipstick on her lips. She's like, did you over line me? I'm like, no, these are your lips.
• 44:06
  Speaker B: I felt like she was doing that, like, trend where, like, you go over your lips.
• 44:10
  Speaker A: I just. All I did was. Touch your own lips. You have the nicest lips.
• 44:13
  Speaker B: Thanks. They're real. They are like, these babies.
• 44:17
  Speaker A: They're fake.
• 44:18
  Speaker B: No, they're real.
• 44:19
  Speaker A: Are you lying? Why did you just full blown lie?
• 44:23
  Speaker B: I want fake tits so bad.
• 44:24
  Speaker A: I don't think you should.
• 44:26
  Speaker B: I am.
• 44:27
  Speaker A: All right, fine.
• 44:27
  Speaker B: Breastfeeding destroyed me.
• 44:30
  Speaker A: Red strawberry red is a trend.
• 44:33
  Speaker B: Yeah. For our juicy tits event. Hopefully it happens.
• 44:37
  Speaker A: I know.
• 44:37
  Speaker B: I'm on this phone. Well, anyway, can I just tell you a little bit about. I was the moms of the park. What kind of moms are you going to the park? Like, first of all, I want to know, like, what are you wearing?
• 44:51
  Speaker A: What are you wearing?
• 44:52
  Speaker B: I mean, I'm just wearing, like leggings and a shirt, but like, some, like, I saw moms that were, like, dressed. Maybe they were just coming from. Yeah. And then like, are you the mom that's just, like sitting on the bench, like on the phone, like, maybe half working, like, watching your kid kind of. Or like actually playing with your kid or just Totally.
• 45:14
  Speaker A: Are you asking me?
• 45:15
  Speaker B: Yeah. Oh. Or I'm asking.
• 45:17
  Speaker A: Absolutely. Going down the slide with my kid.
• 45:19
  Speaker B: Yeah, Maybe.
• 45:22
  Speaker A: Maybe. You know what you should do right now? It's just an old school move of you. Tell them what you did. Is your mom gonna hear this? I can't. You can't?
• 45:28
  Speaker B: Can't tell the story.
• 45:29
  Speaker A: Okay. It's really funny.
• 45:31
  Speaker B: She'll cry.
• 45:32
  Speaker A: If you want to hear it, just let us know.
• 45:34
  Speaker B: No, but, like, but back in the day, you'd be like, I, I have to go to the bathroom. Can you just watch my kid?
• 45:39
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I honestly feel like I still would do that. Would I?
• 45:45
  Speaker B: No, you wouldn't.
• 45:47
  Speaker A: I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. Maybe a lurker at the park. I grew up.
• 45:52
  Speaker B: Oh, you grew up at a park called the Lurker.
• 45:55
  Speaker A: It's called Lurker Park.
• 45:56
  Speaker B: That sounds pedophile, probably.
• 45:59
  Speaker A: Is it? Definitely.
• 46:01
  Speaker B: My best friend grew up in a park called. It's called Hessfield, but they would call it Headfield. And we. I go back to her town. I go, can we go to Hedfield, please? She, like, lives at Jordan.
• 46:13
  Speaker A: Bama's just been sitting there this whole time.
• 46:16
  Speaker B: I need to talk about what actually, like, raised me, which was MTV shows.
• 46:22
  Speaker A: Oh, my God.
• 46:24
  Speaker B: Same room readers, first of all, remind me. Wait, room readers. You. You get. You're out of nowhere, a white van and comes to kidnap you, kidnaps you, throws you in the back, blindfolds you, and takes you away so that they could redo you. No, not redo your room. Black light your room. Go through your underwear drawer. Go through everything so that somebody else can understand.
• 46:49
  Speaker A: Were we just naive? Like, they definitely told them they were doing this?
• 46:53
  Speaker B: No, there was a CSI style black light that went through your room to see what kind of bodily functions were on your walls. And then like, do you remember?
• 47:02
  Speaker A: No. That's crazy. Like, it doesn't exist anymore, obviously. But does it play on TV still?
• 47:07
  Speaker B: I don't think so. But I don't watch MTV anymore.
• 47:09
  Speaker A: But I like, MTV is a thing anymore.
• 47:11
  Speaker B: But like, there's Temptation island now, which is like, not that, but it's still like, people are crazy concepts.
• 47:17
  Speaker A: Yeah, things are still a crazy concept. It's just like, it's more up to date.
• 47:20
  Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, next, getting off the bus and just nexting the.
• 47:24
  Speaker A: I loved that show.
• 47:25
  Speaker B: That's like swiping left and swiping right.
• 47:27
  Speaker A: Yeah, but in real life. Yeah, but people would be canceled for doing, like, Chad would. Like, behind the scenes is better.
• 47:34
  Speaker B: Wait, imagine like five, six, Chad getting off the bus being like, Yeah, I lift 260 pounds.
• 47:39
  Speaker A: Like, yeah, I want him.
• 47:40
  Speaker B: I'll make you forget all your daddy issues.
• 47:42
  Speaker A: Yeah, like what? Even nowadays, like, we would be like, what the are you talking about?
• 47:48
  Speaker B: Or parental control. That was like.
• 47:52
  Speaker A: That was a show.
• 47:53
  Speaker B: Yeah, it was like your, your parents.
• 47:54
  Speaker A: Oh, I remember your parents on the.
• 47:56
  Speaker B: Couch watching you date. And there would be, like, hitting cameras.
• 48:00
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 48:00
  Speaker B: And, like, your parents would be like. But you'd already have a boyfriend. You had the boyfriend.
• 48:04
  Speaker A: Right.
• 48:04
  Speaker B: Your parents hated your boyfriend.
• 48:06
  Speaker A: Right.
• 48:06
  Speaker B: And they would set you up with three other people.
• 48:08
  Speaker A: Right.
• 48:08
  Speaker B: And you. And the parents would pick which one was better for you.
• 48:12
  Speaker A: I mean, dating. Like, we have dating shows now, but they're just, like, so glamified.
• 48:17
  Speaker B: Date my mom. I want. I would love to be on. Date my mom. You would so date my mom was.
• 48:22
  Speaker A: They would date your mom.
• 48:23
  Speaker B: They would date the mom, and then by judging the mom, they would pick the right mom that the daughter.
• 48:29
  Speaker A: But then they would see the other.
• 48:30
  Speaker B: Daughters date my mom. Yeah. A guy dates three moms to decide which daughter he wants to date.
• 48:36
  Speaker A: He chooses.
• 48:36
  Speaker B: He chooses. And then they come out of the limo, and then.
• 48:39
  Speaker A: You didn't choose me.
• 48:40
  Speaker B: And then, like, actually, my husband sent me a clip where I still love that the mom was, like, really not attractive. So the husband, the guy obviously didn't pick him. And then the daughter comes out of the limo. She's like a smoking hot, like, little tiny thing. And he's like. You see his face? He's just like.
• 48:58
  Speaker A: I remember that show.
• 48:59
  Speaker B: Imagine that.
• 49:01
  Speaker A: I wish. I know, but even, like, super sweet 16, forget it. My dream was to be on that.
• 49:08
  Speaker B: I feel like you would have been on.
• 49:09
  Speaker A: I mean, I wore dress to be on that I would never wear the dress I wore in my sweet 16. It was like a Cinderella.
• 49:14
  Speaker B: What was it?
• 49:15
  Speaker A: Big red Cinderella.
• 49:16
  Speaker B: Like, big.
• 49:17
  Speaker A: Yes, with a crown.
• 49:18
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 49:19
  Speaker A: I would rather pass away than wear that.
• 49:21
  Speaker B: That's funny. For my bat Mitzvah, I wore, like a. I still. I thought I was sexy. Like, I wanted to. I didn't want to be princess. I wanted to be more sexy. So I had, like, the sweetheart neckline. It was, like, kind of tight and went out. Like, I. Like. I went tanning for my bat mitzvah. Like, I put on someone tanning.
• 49:36
  Speaker A: I should have. I was very.
• 49:38
  Speaker B: I mean, I was 13. That's crazy.
• 49:39
  Speaker A: Yeah, it is crazy. What other show was there? Oh, MTV Cribs. Like, that was just the coolest show.
• 49:47
  Speaker B: I love that. Now, like, you do that.
• 49:49
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker B: I'm referring to the Goldeners a lot. The twins. I open their fridge even now, they're adults. They have same families. They have nothing in their fridge. Not one thing.
• 49:58
  Speaker A: Oh, nothing?
• 49:59
  Speaker B: No. Like, it's like a golden or fridge. Like, they have nothing in there.
• 50:02
  Speaker A: What do they eat? Nothing.
• 50:04
  Speaker B: Like celery. I think I Don't know. That's why they're so skinny.
• 50:07
  Speaker A: I can't. No. What about the show on? Yes.
• 50:11
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. That would be canceled. Shoving up your butthole.
• 50:15
  Speaker A: Like, can you imagine? Vividly. Remember them, like, shoving up the butthole and they would, like, go flying in the air.
• 50:20
  Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 50:21
  Speaker A: Illegal.
• 50:22
  Speaker B: They look like cannons.
• 50:23
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker B: And do stuff like that. No, that's wild. True life. Oh, my God.
• 50:27
  Speaker A: Wait, remind me.
• 50:28
  Speaker B: True life. It was like a true life. I have a wild fetish.
• 50:31
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. True life. I'm a hoarder. And there was supposed to be in their house. That's salon, I think.
• 50:36
  Speaker B: Is it?
• 50:36
  Speaker A: Yeah. The true.
• 50:37
  Speaker B: Where are the true life people now? Because I would like to know.
• 50:40
  Speaker A: No, same. Are you guys all okay?
• 50:42
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. There was, like, one true life. Like, I live in a love triangle. And it was like.
• 50:46
  Speaker A: I mean, the true lives are crazy.
• 50:48
  Speaker B: I love those. How about, like, Laguna Beach?
• 50:53
  Speaker A: Oh, those are just like, og. I mean, I feel like those are circling back.
• 50:56
  Speaker B: Yeah. Those were so good. Pimp my ride.
• 51:00
  Speaker A: That was good.
• 51:01
  Speaker B: I always wanted. I remember, I always wanted, like, a blacked out G wagon.
• 51:05
  Speaker A: I, like, always wanted a pink car. Why? I hate the color pink. It's crazy of me.
• 51:10
  Speaker B: That's wild.
• 51:11
  Speaker A: Those.
• 51:11
  Speaker B: See, the TV was good. I know, but I mean, some, like, mom talk. Are you caught up yet? Secret lies. Actually, I was referring to it on.
• 51:21
  Speaker A: Tick Tock the other day.
• 51:23
  Speaker B: You're giving Demi, and I'm, like, telling everything.
• 51:26
  Speaker A: She's so mean.
• 51:27
  Speaker B: I know, but I feel like, first.
• 51:28
  Speaker A: Of all, her name is Demi.
• 51:30
  Speaker B: Demi.
• 51:30
  Speaker A: It's Demi.
• 51:31
  Speaker B: Demi. Demi.
• 51:33
  Speaker A: I feel like I give.
• 51:34
  Speaker B: No, you're not. But, like, you're just. I feel like, like last episode when I was, like, spilling my closet sex story, and I was like, did you have sex? And you're just being reserved with your husband Brett, and I'm just, like, telling my swinger story.
• 51:46
  Speaker A: So you're Taylor. I love Taylor.
• 51:49
  Speaker B: She's real. She's the best.
• 51:50
  Speaker A: Yeah, I like her a lot. Finally, like, people can be. I mean, forget it. Like, I. You can't even be yourself anymore. I. I would beat up another mom if he. If that mom kid did something to my kid. Like, nowadays you can't even say boo. No, I would physically punch another mom in the face.
• 52:08
  Speaker B: And. And you could have back then.
• 52:09
  Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah.
• 52:10
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 52:10
  Speaker A: I feel like my mom has.
• 52:11
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker A: Oh, you can never. No, you're gonna see the.
• 52:15
  Speaker B: You have to, like, set up, like, a playdate. Like, okay. We're gonna sit our kids down.
• 52:18
  Speaker A: Yeah, let's talk about it. We're not talking about it. No, like, I'm not talking about it. Like, let's be real. Yeah, your kid's a jerk off. That was me. I'm sorry. Your kids on jerk off. Your kid's an.
• 52:32
  Speaker B: He is. He's an ass.
• 52:34
  Speaker A: Yeah. So I would do that. And moms have done that. I've seen it. I've heard it. But God forbid you do it now. My God, Sharon's fucking little itty bitty.
• 52:42
  Speaker B: Heart would be her. My son. And cut.
• 52:47
  Speaker A: I'm starving. But anyway, last but not least. Like, let's just wrap this up.
• 52:51
  Speaker B: Yeah, wrap it up. 90s babies are the.
• 52:53
  Speaker A: Are the slap bracelets those chokers?
• 52:55
  Speaker B: Chokers.
• 52:56
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. Like those braid bracelets? Oh, my God. Forget it.
• 53:02
  Speaker B: Acrylic cradle. No.
• 53:04
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I still do.
• 53:06
  Speaker B: What's it called? Cats in the Cradle?
• 53:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, something like that.
• 53:09
  Speaker B: I used to love that. Slide, slide.
• 53:11
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. So fun things. What else am I missing?
• 53:14
  Speaker B: We're trying to raise 90s babies.
• 53:16
  Speaker A: I need to. I feel like. I feel like we're doing a good job.
• 53:20
  Speaker B: I see Sophie's shorts are coming back. They're back in stores, are they?
• 53:24
  Speaker A: I used to only wear Sophie shorts rolled three times. No, I can't have my belly button shell. So mine was always high.
• 53:31
  Speaker B: I loved.
• 53:32
  Speaker A: Created the high rise.
• 53:33
  Speaker B: Oh, I didn't. I was like. I had such a flat stomach as like a teen. I always wanted this. No, it had to be like, very tan and show and low.
• 53:43
  Speaker A: No, I never wore low.
• 53:44
  Speaker B: Oh, I did. I liked it. I had my belly button pierced anyway. Did you have your belly.
• 53:49
  Speaker A: No. You know I hate my belly button. I would never have my belly button pierced. Oh, my God.
• 53:52
  Speaker B: I want.
• 53:53
  Speaker A: Did you?
• 53:54
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker A: No.
• 53:55
  Speaker B: All the pierce my belt.
• 53:56
  Speaker A: No one has ever. I don't have one. Just kidding. People like, people joke. They're like diamonds have a belly button. Because I don't show my belly button. Like, I never wore two pieces. I was always in a one piece. Or like a sexy thing or like a high rise. Like, I am the queen of the high rise. Your belly button look like I know no one. You don't. I showed you.
• 54:13
  Speaker B: I know. It's cute.
• 54:14
  Speaker A: It's gotten better after I deep.
• 54:16
  Speaker B: I have a deep.
• 54:17
  Speaker A: No, me too. No, that's why I don't like it.
• 54:18
  Speaker B: No. You could finger my belly button.
• 54:20
  Speaker A: Okay. I'm sick. Probably stinks.
• 54:24
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 54:25
  Speaker A: Everyone's belly button smells. Not just yours.
• 54:27
  Speaker B: No. Mine smells good.
• 54:28
  Speaker A: All right.
• 54:28
  Speaker B: Yeah. Did you clean it with QT water and fruit, baby? Water and fruit?
• 54:32
  Speaker A: No. All right. Anyway, I have nothing else to say, but all I have to say is, Stacy's mom, I'll kick your ass.
• 54:38
  Speaker B: Stacey's mom has got it going on. Diamond Dom's mom. You're hot, Celeste.
• 54:47
  Speaker A: No, seriously, like, we need to raise 90s babies and that's that. If you're not doing that, you're no longer the trend.
• 54:54
  Speaker B: Start doing it. Miss the 90s.
• 54:57
  Speaker A: That's all I have to say.
• 54:58
  Speaker B: Yeah. Follow like subscribe.
• 54:59
  Speaker A: Follow, like subscribe. I feel like I'm a broken record.
• 55:02
  Speaker B: We're gonna do. We are getting guests. So, like, if you want on.
• 55:06
  Speaker A: Yeah, we're gonna post something. No.
• 55:09
  Speaker B: Or not.
• 55:09
  Speaker A: We forgot something. Stop. Stop right now. Thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch.
• 55:19
  Speaker B: The music, the music was so much better.
• 55:21
  Speaker A: I still listen to 90s music.
• 55:22
  Speaker B: Oh, so do I. I still have.
• 55:24
  Speaker A: The error in me. But anyway, we have one last thing to say. We have one confession that we have to tell.
• 55:29
  Speaker B: Oh, fuck. Yes.
• 55:29
  Speaker A: Because we've been doing. We've been. We do confessions, but now we're changing.
• 55:32
  Speaker B: Up a bit, but we have like the. The biggest one.
• 55:34
  Speaker A: Yeah. So basically, I'm just gonna keep it short and brief. One of my friends.
• 55:39
  Speaker B: This is crazy.
• 55:39
  Speaker A: This is crazy.
• 55:41
  Speaker B: Do it good.
• 55:41
  Speaker A: She got married. Trying to have kids with her husband. Couldn't get pregnant. They did the whole thing, right. Went through the testing. Long story short, the husband has no sperm. Zero sperm count. It wasn't her, it was him. Zero. Negative zero. Oh. Have to think of an alternate option, right?
• 56:01
  Speaker B: There are plenty.
• 56:02
  Speaker A: The other option. This was not my friend's idea.
• 56:05
  Speaker B: Wait, but you have to mention that the husband said, I will not do anything else but this. I will not. I. I can't have an. I can't do an adoption. I can't do a sperm donor. I will not surrogate.
• 56:18
  Speaker A: Wait, can they even do surrogate? No, because he has no sperm.
• 56:20
  Speaker B: He wasn't into anything.
• 56:21
  Speaker A: Anything else. But this was close. Do you want to know what it was?
• 56:24
  Speaker B: Yep. Tell.
• 56:25
  Speaker A: Having a child with her father in law. They wanted.
• 56:30
  Speaker B: No, they demanded it.
• 56:31
  Speaker A: They demanded she.
• 56:33
  Speaker B: The mother in law's take her father.
• 56:35
  Speaker A: In law sperm and her egg and create a baby. And they would not settle for anything else. And I'm talking like anything else.
• 56:41
  Speaker B: So they said, this is what we're.
• 56:43
  Speaker A: Going to do and that is it. Put her down in a chair like this and said, this is what we're doing. And that is it. She was like, the fuck?
• 56:50
  Speaker B: Honestly, that is so fucked up. So demand something.
• 56:54
  Speaker A: Like, I'm bringing it back to the 90s. I'm going to kick all their fucking asses. That's what I'm going to do.
• 56:58
  Speaker B: If that family's listening, go get help.
• 57:01
  Speaker A: Yeah, seriously. That's all I have to say. Bye. Bye. Anyway, like, follow, subscribe. We love you so much. And if you want to be our guest, let us know.
• 57:07
  Speaker B: Juicy tits, juicy tips.
• 57:09
  Speaker A: We're creating merch, by the way. Shirts, hats, sweats, all the things. So please buy our merch. They're going to be so cool, so fun, so trendy. Support us, please. That's all we ever wanted.
• 57:21
  Speaker B: I think we should do a 90s theme.
• 57:23
  Speaker A: We're gonna do a 90s theme. Are we gonna do a 90s theme? Probably not. Anyway, like, follow, subscribe, Instagram, tick tock.
• 57:28
  Speaker B: Like a bucket hat.
• 57:29
  Speaker A: We're not on Spotify because my husband is lazy. I'm just kidding. He does everything for us. And I love much.
• 57:35
  Speaker B: I love him more.
• 57:36
  Speaker A: Okay, we love you so much. Bye.
• 57:40
  Speaker B: Peace out. Okay, love you, titty.
• 57:42
  Speaker A: I'm hungry.