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- 0:01Speaker 1: A big old shout out to everybody. I'm in, uh,
- 0:03Speaker 1: I am in Jacksonville, Florida for, uh, my performance tonight,
- 0:07Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon, DL and DL at the, at the, uh,
- 0:09Speaker 1: Florida theater. So, uh, tickets still available. So come check
- 0:12Speaker 1: me out tonight.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Tomorrow.
- 0:12Speaker 1: We're going to be in, um, in, uh, St. Petersburg
- 0:16Speaker 1: at the Mahaffey theater. Um, so for the DL and DL,
- 0:20Speaker 1: that one's almost sold out, I think. Um, and then
- 0:22Speaker 1: of course my book, uh, Charlie's boy will be, is
- 0:26Speaker 1: available now. You can preorder it, but it will be
- 0:28Speaker 1: available on October 6th. I'm very excited about this, uh, Yeah,
- 0:32Speaker 1: it's the thing I've done. And from a literary perspective,
- 0:35Speaker 1: it's the thing I've done that I'm most proud of.
- 0:38Speaker 1: And our podcast, Uncertain, is featuring Shaquille O'Neal and Nolan
- 0:43Speaker 1: Wells and Converse. So funny stuff. Come check it out.
- 0:47Speaker 1: And also, I'm going to be on the cruise. I
- 0:50Speaker 1: feel like I'm doing the one big ass. You're doing
- 0:51Speaker 1: a whole lot. You're hot like that. What about a
- 0:56Speaker 1: Papio's Pocket Fisherman? Anybody want one of those? Maybe we
- 0:59Speaker 1: should start selling those sea monkeys. Remember those we used
- 1:02Speaker 1: to sell?
- 1:03Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you got them and they were nothing.
- 1:08Speaker 1: You're like, this is nothing.
- 1:09Speaker 4: These are brine shrimp. What are you talking about?
- 1:12Speaker 1: That's all they were. That's all they were. You know,
- 1:14Speaker 1: when I grew up, we used to have a lot of,
- 1:17Speaker 1: even here, we had a lot of creeks and stuff
- 1:21Speaker 1: where I grew up in L.A. And it had a
- 1:24Speaker 1: bunch of crawdads. So we would have crawdads. And what
- 1:27Speaker 1: happened was nobody believed me. And they Googled and somebody
- 1:30Speaker 1: a long time ago, you know, just let a bunch
- 1:32Speaker 1: of crawdads go. And now we have. We didn't really
- 1:35Speaker 1: eat a lot of them. Like the country ass people
- 1:37Speaker 1: that were from Louisiana and Texas, they did. I mean,
- 1:41Speaker 1: they would go get them. They call it what they
- 1:42Speaker 1: call a mud bug. We did.
- 1:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:44Speaker 1: That was in front of our house. Mud bugs. Yeah.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:50Speaker 1: And they would go get book and then they would
- 1:51Speaker 1: just boil them and they'd be sitting. I'm like, man,
- 1:53Speaker 1: I'm not eating. That just came from a ditch. But
- 1:55Speaker 1: they would eat it. That's where I was going. I
- 1:58Speaker 1: didn't like them when I was little, but when I
- 1:59Speaker 1: grew up, I loved them. Yeah, I like them now.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I only like the tail, which is pretty much the truth.
- 2:06Speaker 1: That's all life for me. Yeah, some people eat everything, though.
- 2:11Speaker 1: I know you'd be sucking their head. Yeah, oh my goodness.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Of course, we got T.I. Happy birthday
- 2:18Speaker 1: to him. Happy birthday to Donald Glover. Happy birthday to
- 2:21Speaker 1: Scotty Pippen. Happy birthday to Mark Hamill. Happy birthday to
- 2:24Speaker 1: Catherine Zeta-Jones. Happy birthday to Michael Douglas. Happy birthday to
- 2:27Speaker 1: Heather Locklear. Happy birthday to Chauncey Billings, C.B. Happy birthday
- 2:31Speaker 1: to Bob McAdoo. Happy birthday to Lucky Dave, very talented cat.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Happy birthday, of course, possibly to Christopher Reeve, Superman, and,
- 2:38Speaker 1: of course, Barbara Walters. We've got a great show lined
- 2:40Speaker 1: up for you. It is Friday, and if you can't
- 2:43Speaker 1: hit happy hour or the club, don't worry at all.
- 2:45Speaker 1: We're going to bring the party straight to you with
- 2:47Speaker 1: the Hughley Arts Party on the D.L. Hughley Show. Well,
- 2:53Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the countdown is on for the One
- 2:56Speaker 1: Void 2026 hosted by Ricky Smiley. It is six incredible
- 3:00Speaker 1: days on one incredible ship and just a few cabins left.
- 3:03Speaker 1: So we got concerts, foods, experiences you don't want to
- 3:06Speaker 1: miss out and just hear about it afterwards. So call 214-495-1963.
- 3:08Speaker 1: You can do that today. Secure your cabin at a
- 3:12Speaker 1: very special price. Or you can log on to OneVoidCruise.com.
- 3:15Speaker 1: You get all the details. Jasmine Sanders. Tell these people
- 3:21Speaker 1: what's trending.
- 3:22Speaker 6: Well, I know we talked about debuting Kirk Franklin's new project, which,
- 3:26Speaker 6: you know, I'm a huge fan of Kirk Franklin, but
- 3:29Speaker 6: I saw he caught some.
- 3:29Speaker 7: You are.
- 3:30Speaker 8: I am.
- 3:31Speaker 1: I like Kirk Franklin. I like Kirk Franklin, too. He's
- 3:33Speaker 1: a cool guy.
- 3:34Speaker 6: He's down to earth and stomp. Anyway, he faced a
- 3:39Speaker 6: little bit of criticism. I don't know what's going on
- 3:42Speaker 6: on social media, but anyway, they were upset at him.
- 3:44Speaker 6: Check this out.
- 3:44Speaker 4: You know why?
- 3:45Speaker 6: Because he prayed over Chris Brown and Usher. Isn't that
- 3:49Speaker 6: the craziest thing you've ever heard?
- 3:50Speaker 1: That's crazy. They can't have prayer?
- 3:51Speaker 4: What's the matter?
- 3:52Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
- 3:53Speaker 6: They felt like he shouldn't be praying with Chris Brown
- 3:56Speaker 6: and certainly not Usher and at that particular concert because
- 3:58Speaker 6: he's supposed to be a Christian.
- 4:00Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to do. That's where you're supposed
- 4:02Speaker 1: to go. Aren't people supposed to pray for the sinner?
- 4:05Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 4:07Speaker 6: But that's what he said. He said, you know, a
- 4:08Speaker 6: lot of times people don't come to you. You have
- 4:10Speaker 6: to go to them. Even Jesus did that.
- 4:12Speaker 8: I mean it.
- 4:14Speaker 1: I don't think you went to a Chris Brown or
- 4:15Speaker 1: Usher concert. I think you're stretching the scripture a bit.
- 4:20Speaker 9: I don't know, but if you look at Mary Magdalene's history, well,
- 4:23Speaker 9: I'm just saying.
- 4:25Speaker 1: I'm going to see Meshack, Shadrach, and Abednego. You with it?
- 4:29Speaker 1: Somebody tell Joseph to meet us there. How about a
- 4:32Speaker 1: fabulous hop-up?
- 4:33Speaker 4: You know.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Anyway, also trending this El Nino.
- 4:39Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys have been following this,
- 4:40Speaker 6: but when I tell you, I know that everybody, even
- 4:44Speaker 6: Governor Gavin Newsom has already filed a state of emergency
- 4:48Speaker 6: for California based on what they think might happen. But
- 4:51Speaker 6: they say thousands of people, almost half a million people,
- 4:54Speaker 6: they are estimating will die because of El Nino.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Well, not just in America. No, no, of course. That's
- 5:02Speaker 1: what I mean.
- 5:02Speaker 6: I mean, not just here, but just, you know, the
- 5:04Speaker 6: fact that everyone is getting ready. Certainly California, but also
- 5:08Speaker 6: cities all across the country are preparing for this major, major,
- 5:12Speaker 6: massive storm. They say it's going to have a major
- 5:14Speaker 6: effect all through the winter and all kinds of stuff.
- 5:17Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, El Nino, who pissed you off? Yeah,
- 5:20Speaker 1: but a lot of $ 10 homes falling. You can't kick
- 5:23Speaker 1: out all the Mexicans. And I wonder why El Nino's coming. Oh, exactly.
- 5:27Speaker 6: You also know that stop all of these policies regarding
- 5:30Speaker 6: climate change.
- 5:30Speaker 1: And, you know, can we redirect it to Mar-a-Lago? Can
- 5:34Speaker 1: we actually track hurricane patterns and actually, you know, start
- 5:37Speaker 1: from where we were picked up as slaves and go
- 5:39Speaker 1: through everywhere. So there's some to it. I think so.
- 5:43Speaker 1: Do it. Me too. She's jazz.
- 5:47Speaker 10: It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
- 5:51Speaker 4: Hughley Show.
- 5:53Speaker 6: A federal judge ordered the USDA to restore $ 127 million
- 5:58Speaker 6: in grants canceled earlier in the year, temporarily returning funding
- 6:02Speaker 6: to 24 organizations that support black and underserved farmers. The
- 6:07Speaker 6: program was designed to help farmers gain access to land,
- 6:10Speaker 6: financial resources and markets. The USDA argued that the cancellations
- 6:14Speaker 6: were linked to concerns about management, waste and policy priorities.
- 6:19Speaker 1: What they did was try to be mean to. That's
- 6:21Speaker 1: exactly what they do. So good.
- 6:24Speaker 8: Good.
- 6:24Speaker 11: So good.
- 6:25Speaker 8: Right.
- 6:25Speaker 6: A new anti-hormonal treatment may slow tumor growth and spread
- 6:29Speaker 6: in women with a common form of breast cancer. Researchers
- 6:32Speaker 6: say patients treated with the drug for nearly two weeks
- 6:35Speaker 6: in its early stages had an 80% lower level of
- 6:38Speaker 6: a protein that is produced when breast cancer cells divide, grow,
- 6:42Speaker 6: and spread.
- 6:43Speaker 12: Oh, wow.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Yes. More science. More science. I love medical technology.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Absolutely.
- 6:49Speaker 11: Yes, indeed.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Coming up, ladies and gentlemen, we've had some
- 6:53Speaker 1: great callers this weekend. If you missed them, do not worry.
- 6:55Speaker 1: It is What It Happened Was Friday. It is the D.L.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Hughley Show. Tuesday, What It Happened Was. Travel influencer Dr.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Peaches asked this question. All right, y'all, I got to
- 7:03Speaker 1: jump in on this conversation.
- 7:04Speaker 13: So the people want to know, would you take $ 50, 000
- 7:08Speaker 13: a month and not have to work again? You just
- 7:10Speaker 13: get paid. Or keep your same job right now and
- 7:14Speaker 13: you make $ 500, 000 a month.
- 7:15Speaker 7: Which would you do?
- 7:17Speaker 1: Me personally, I'm taking $ 50, 000 a month. I don't want
- 7:19Speaker 1: to work.
- 7:20Speaker 13: I think the people who say they want to keep
- 7:22Speaker 13: working to make $ 500K, I don't understand your logic. Some
- 7:25Speaker 13: people are saying, well, if you work, you stack your money,
- 7:28Speaker 13: you can retire. Bro, if I'm making $ 50K a month
- 7:31Speaker 13: not working.
- 7:31Speaker 2: I'm retired.
- 7:33Speaker 1: And we asked you the same one. Which one are
- 7:35Speaker 1: you taking? We got your calls. We asked you that question.
- 7:38Speaker 1: You said this.
- 7:40Speaker 10: I would actually, first of all, my name is Leroy.
- 7:42Speaker 10: I'm calling from Atlanta. I would actually take the $ 500, 000
- 7:45Speaker 10: due to the fact that I could invest that into
- 7:48Speaker 10: life insurance policies and things of that nature and make
- 7:51Speaker 10: more money and still keep working. I would do the
- 7:54Speaker 10: investments due to the fact that it will make more
- 7:57Speaker 10: money over the long run, plus you'll never run out
- 7:59Speaker 10: of money. Even though the $ 50, 000 sounds good, that $ 500, 000 works.
- 8:02Speaker 5: Better because.
- 8:04Speaker 10: With an investment of life insurance, like a IUL, you know,
- 8:09Speaker 10: index universal life. And if they keep paying you tax
- 8:12Speaker 10: free money for the rest of your life, you're always
- 8:14Speaker 10: going to be smart about it. If there's certain people just,
- 8:17Speaker 10: they don't understand what they're saying out their mouth. So
- 8:19Speaker 10: we've got the 50,000 and never have to work. Why
- 8:21Speaker 10: would I want 600,000? I can get 6 million plus
- 8:25Speaker 10: more with this investment and for the rest of my life.
- 8:28Speaker 10: And it's a legacy builder for my children's children's children.
- 8:32Speaker 14: I'm already a senior, but I do work part-time. And
- 8:36Speaker 14: if somebody offered me $ 50, 000 a month and not to
- 8:41Speaker 14: ever work again, I'm going to take that $ 50, 000 and
- 8:44Speaker 14: I'm already retired and I'm going to vacation and enjoy the.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Remaining of my years.
- 8:49Speaker 14: Because if you take the $ 500, 000 and go to work,
- 8:55Speaker 14: you ain't going to do no work. So you might
- 8:57Speaker 14: as well just take the $ 50, 000.
- 8:59Speaker 5: And just call it a day.
- 9:01Speaker 14: That's the best advice, I think, because you're not going
- 9:06Speaker 14: to do no work, even if you do go to
- 9:07Speaker 14: work with $ 50, 000, $ 500, 000 a month.
- 9:11Speaker 15: So I'm going to take the $ 50, 000 and call.
- 9:13Speaker 14: It a day and enjoy the remaining of my years.
- 9:16Speaker 11: Me, personally, I would still continue to work and make
- 9:19Speaker 11: that $ 500K.
- 9:21Speaker 1: I love what I do, and.
- 9:22Speaker 10: I feel like what I do serves purpose every day,
- 9:25Speaker 10: and I genuinely love people, and I.
- 9:27Speaker 11: Work in healthcare, and I feel like the world lacks
- 9:30Speaker 11: a lot of that care part in the healthcare world,
- 9:32Speaker 11: so I would continue to work.
- 9:34Speaker 16: I am definitely taking the $ 50K and not working. That's it,
- 9:38Speaker 16: because my lifestyle does not require me to use $ 50, 000
- 9:42Speaker 16: every month. So I have my freedom, and I'll still
- 9:46Speaker 16: be able to do anything I want to do.
- 9:48Speaker 17: I can use.
- 9:48Speaker 16: The $ 500, 000 a month, but I don't want to work.
- 9:51Speaker 11: So I was glad.
- 9:52Speaker 16: To take the $ 50, 000 and not work.
- 9:55Speaker 17: Since the question is being posed in a way that
- 9:57Speaker 17: they want everybody to answer it in the first person...
- 10:00Speaker 17: in the first person, that being me, I'm keeping my
- 10:02Speaker 17: job and getting $ 500, 000 a month. My job contributes well
- 10:06Speaker 17: to the economy. If I can get $ 500, 000 a month
- 10:09Speaker 17: to do my job, I'm doing my job as long
- 10:11Speaker 17: as I can. I have more money to kick back
- 10:13Speaker 17: to my offsprings, which will give me more money to
- 10:16Speaker 17: kick back to their offsprings, offsprings, offsprings. And I contribute
- 10:20Speaker 17: more to the tax base because I'm going to be
- 10:22Speaker 17: paying more in taxes and still getting more. After I
- 10:25Speaker 17: pay that money in taxes, then the person is getting
- 10:27Speaker 17: 50 grand a month and just quits working and not
- 10:29Speaker 17: contributing to the tax base anymore, except for as a consumer,
- 10:33Speaker 17: because they're not working.
- 10:34Speaker 5: Man, what kind of fool would pass up on that?
- 10:37Speaker 15: I would take the 500K just because I work for
- 10:41Speaker 15: myself so I can make my own hours. I would
- 10:45Speaker 15: definitely take the 500K just because I can make my hours.
- 10:52Speaker 15: my family at home.
- 10:54Speaker 1: The countdown is on. One Voyage 2026 hosted by Ricky Smiley.
- 10:58Speaker 1: We've got six incredible days, one incredible ship, and only
- 11:02Speaker 1: a few cabins are left. The concerts, the food, and
- 11:04Speaker 1: the experiences. You do not want to hear about it afterwards.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Let me tell you about that. Call 214-495-1963 today. You
- 11:11Speaker 1: can secure your cabin at a very special price. Log
- 11:14Speaker 1: on to OneVoyageCruise.com for all of the details. So it
- 11:18Speaker 1: is what it happened was Friday. Wednesday, what happened was
- 11:20Speaker 1: people are still talking about Shaquille O'Neal being named an
- 11:23Speaker 1: honorary FBI agent by Cash Patel and this current administration. Many,
- 11:29Speaker 1: of course, are criticizing Shaq. How do you feel about
- 11:31Speaker 1: Shaq accepting the award? We asked you that question. You said.
- 11:34Speaker 8: Yes.
- 11:35Speaker 5: No, I don't believe he should have accepted that award.
- 11:40Speaker 5: That was a sellout move. And I've lost respect for
- 11:43Speaker 5: Shaq since he took the spokesperson role for Papa John's
- 11:46Speaker 5: after Papa John's founder was calling those NFL players the N-word.
- 11:52Speaker 5: And here Shaq goes thinking, OK, yeah, I'm your man, boss.
- 11:56Speaker 1: I'll do it.
- 11:57Speaker 5: I'll do it. But no, he could have stood up
- 11:58Speaker 5: and said, no, we're not going to accept that. You
- 12:01Speaker 5: take your fate and we can take you out of
- 12:03Speaker 5: business if we want to. So, no, I don't think
- 12:06Speaker 5: he should have accepted that. And he needs to stop
- 12:09Speaker 5: being a sellout.
- 12:11Speaker 8: It's really sad to me that there are so many people,
- 12:14Speaker 8: not just Shep, but so many people who have money
- 12:18Speaker 8: think it's okay to just abandon their own, the rest
- 12:22Speaker 8: of those, any criticism for doing something like this.
- 12:25Speaker 18: Like, this was a stunt, plain and simple. And the
- 12:28Speaker 18: fact that he showed up for it and he was
- 12:30Speaker 18: defending it and he's still defending it, his decision to participate.
- 12:35Speaker 8: Like, there used to be a time when black people,
- 12:38Speaker 8: people of color.
- 12:38Speaker 18: Stood in solidarity against things like this. And it just
- 12:43Speaker 18: saddens me because this is like another sign of our
- 12:46Speaker 18: current times where people just don't want to stand in
- 12:49Speaker 18: solidarity against something that's so wrong. It's just wrong to
- 12:52Speaker 18: accept any kind of accolades from this administration.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Spends most of their.
- 12:57Speaker 8: Time, really like almost all their time, degrading and hurting
- 13:03Speaker 8: people of color.
- 13:03Speaker 17: It's just sad.
- 13:04Speaker 11: It's really sad. Oh, my goodness. I think that Shaquille
- 13:08Speaker 11: is who we've always known he was. He is nothing
- 13:11Speaker 11: more than a complexion guy. They use it for a
- 13:15Speaker 11: shell to cover for other corporations. He's always been for sale.
- 13:20Speaker 11: And these badges, I mean, he's just been who he
- 13:24Speaker 11: thought he was. The big sham cop is just who
- 13:28Speaker 11: he is. He's nothing more than someone that's willing to
- 13:31Speaker 11: sell himself to.
- 13:32Speaker 12: The highest bidder.
- 13:33Speaker 11: And he hasn't met a brand that he wouldn't sell
- 13:36Speaker 11: himself for. So when someone tells you who they are,
- 13:38Speaker 11: believe them.
- 13:40Speaker 12: Man, Shaq is a sellout, and he has been for years.
- 13:44Speaker 12: They say that this ain't nothing new. And then on
- 13:46Speaker 12: top of that, he took it because it was a badge.
- 13:50Speaker 12: You know, he likes to collect all the badges. I
- 13:52Speaker 12: want all the badges.
- 13:54Speaker 1: But he's still a sellout.
- 13:55Speaker 12: I heard he shamed a guy former... Him being in
- 13:59Speaker 12: an apartment, you know what I'm saying? Shaq is a sellout.
- 14:02Speaker 12: Snoop's a sellout. I don't know what it is about Hollywood.
- 14:06Speaker 12: When you get to a certain point where you get
- 14:07Speaker 12: so much money, if you turn your back on reality,
- 14:10Speaker 12: Shaq is a sellout. That's for damn sure.
- 14:14Speaker 7: My thoughts are absolutely not. Shaq should not have taken
- 14:17Speaker 7: that award. I don't understand what's wrong with us as
- 14:19Speaker 7: black people. We need to stick together. And if someone,
- 14:23Speaker 7: I don't care who it is, is out here disrespecting us,
- 14:26Speaker 7: taken things from us. We should not accept anything from them,
- 14:30Speaker 7: no matter what. Black people, please start getting it together.
- 14:33Speaker 7: We need to stick together.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Yesterday, we asked a man who won't give up his
- 14:37Speaker 1: window seat in the middle to another passenger with a
- 14:39Speaker 1: broken arm. Take a listen.
- 14:42Speaker 19: I get on this long five-hour flight across the country,
- 14:44Speaker 19: and I paid to have a window seat because the
- 14:46Speaker 19: plane was packed. There's already a couple in my row.
- 14:49Speaker 19: The wife is sitting in the aisle. The husband is
- 14:50Speaker 19: sitting in my window seat. So I said, hey, I
- 14:53Speaker 19: think you're in my seat. The wife goes, oh, yeah.
- 14:55Speaker 19: Would you mind taking the middle? His arm is broken,
- 14:57Speaker 19: and he needs a little bit more room. The guy
- 14:59Speaker 19: shows me his cast.
- 15:01Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 15:02Speaker 8: What?
- 15:02Speaker 19: First of all, I do feel terrible about your arm,
- 15:04Speaker 19: but how does that impact your ability to sit somewhere?
- 15:07Speaker 1: I know the middle sucks.
- 15:08Speaker 19: I looked at the seating chart before this flight and
- 15:10Speaker 19: specifically paid extra to not sit in the middle. She goes,
- 15:13Speaker 19: it's just really uncomfortable for him to sit in the middle. Yes,
- 15:16Speaker 19: that is exactly why I didn't book it. But now
- 15:18Speaker 19: you want me to sit there for five hours wedged
- 15:20Speaker 19: in between you and your wife because you got injured
- 15:22Speaker 19: on vacation. And then she goes, we just thought somebody
- 15:26Speaker 19: nice would understand. Oh, I understand completely. You want the aisle.
- 15:29Speaker 19: He wants the window. And this feels like some type
- 15:32Speaker 19: of scam to me and I'm not giving it.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
- 15:35Speaker 19: But I tell him nicely, I paid for that seat
- 15:37Speaker 19: and I would prefer to sit there.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Should he have switched seats or was he right to
- 15:41Speaker 1: stay in his own? That was the question we posed
- 15:43Speaker 1: to you, Sid.
- 15:44Speaker 20: I'm not giving up, not if I pay extra money. Look,
- 15:47Speaker 20: you put money on something, look, that's kind of ownership
- 15:49Speaker 20: in a way.
- 15:50Speaker 8: I'm not giving up my seat.
- 15:52Speaker 20: Call somebody that didn't pay or I'm sorry.
- 15:54Speaker 8: I feel for you, but you can't get this window seat.
- 15:57Speaker 5: He was absolutely right.
- 15:59Speaker 10: I mean, it's something about this entitlement in this country
- 16:02Speaker 10: that's funny now.
- 16:03Speaker 5: You get to kill your kids and go home. People
- 16:06Speaker 5: are going to be starting to go to Burger King
- 16:08Speaker 5: and ask for.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Big Macs and going to McDonald's and.
- 16:11Speaker 5: Asking for Whoppers. It's like, brother, you get what you
- 16:14Speaker 5: paid for. If you paid for it, that's the point
- 16:19Speaker 5: of it. I want what I paid for.
- 16:21Speaker 15: Hi, this is Karen.
- 16:23Speaker 16: I think the gentleman was correct to stay in his
- 16:25Speaker 16: seat that he paid extra for. Because even if he
- 16:28Speaker 16: wanted to accommodate them, I'm not understanding why the wife
- 16:32Speaker 16: couldn't take the middle seat and accommodate him and give
- 16:34Speaker 16: him the end seat. But if you want somebody to
- 16:36Speaker 16: do something for you, then compromise. Give him the end
- 16:39Speaker 16: seat if he's going to give up a window that
- 16:40Speaker 16: he paid for, and you sit in the middle next
- 16:42Speaker 16: to your husband.
- 16:43Speaker 10: I just keep it simple.
- 16:45Speaker 12: Dig in your pocket, give me the extra money that
- 16:48Speaker 12: I paid, and.
- 16:50Speaker 5: You can have it.
- 16:51Speaker 10: It might put a little interest on top, too, but anyway,
- 16:54Speaker 10: just give me the.
- 16:55Speaker 5: Extra money that I paid for, and you can have it.
- 16:59Speaker 20: Under ordinary circumstances, I may have said yes. But since
- 17:04Speaker 20: the man is already with his behind in my seat,
- 17:07Speaker 20: I probably would say no. Because how you just going
- 17:10Speaker 20: to already sit in my seat that I paid my
- 17:13Speaker 20: extra money for? I'm going to need you and your
- 17:15Speaker 20: broke arm to move, sir. Before you have two broke arms. Okay,
- 17:22Speaker 20: but not the nerve and the gall to just sit
- 17:26Speaker 20: in the man's seat. Really? No, he's well within his rights.
- 17:29Speaker 20: That's what he paid for. The other guy, I mean,
- 17:31Speaker 20: he could speak for his wife. Or they should have
- 17:34Speaker 20: paid for it.
- 17:34Speaker 8: You know, you should have paid interest if you wanted
- 17:37Speaker 8: the window seat.
- 17:38Speaker 20: But this guy paid this money, so sorry.
- 17:40Speaker 3: I paid.
- 17:41Speaker 12: Move.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Now it's time to give a deserving someone the shoe
- 17:44Speaker 1: booty of the week.
- 17:45Speaker 4: And now it's time for the shoe.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Booty of the Week Award.
- 17:55Speaker 4: Donald Trump is an American politician, media personality, and businessman
- 18:01Speaker 4: who served as the 45th and 47th President of the
- 18:07Speaker 4: United States of America. I am your president. He is
- 18:11Speaker 4: the only president to be impeached twice and indicted in
- 18:15Speaker 4: the nation's 234-year history. He's a nasty person. So, why
- 18:22Speaker 4: is Donnie Crisco this week's recipient of the Shoe Booty
- 18:26Speaker 4: of the Week award?
- 18:28Speaker 15: Again?
- 18:29Speaker 10: The people of the country are angry, and there's nothing
- 18:32Speaker 10: wrong with saying that, you know, that you've recalculated.
- 18:36Speaker 4: He gets the shoe booty because just like an unfunny
- 18:41Speaker 4: party clown at a five-year-old's birthday party, he's turning to
- 18:45Speaker 4: his favorite party trick, bribery.
- 18:48Speaker 1: How much is it going to cost to turn one
- 18:50Speaker 1: of them white olive pies into a n * * *
- 18:51Speaker 1: a pie? Yes, it started when he was at a
- 18:55Speaker 1: first-time midterm convention during Donnie Does Dallas or Trumpalooza.
- 19:00Speaker 5: Don't be rude.
- 19:01Speaker 4: The bronze briber promised every adult American $ 5, 000 if Republicans
- 19:06Speaker 4: keep Congress. $ 5, 000. He's calling it the Trump Dividend, which
- 19:13Speaker 4: is adorable, because last year it was the $ 2, 000 tariff dividend.
- 19:15Speaker 4: Before that, it was a $ 5, 000 doge dividend. Where's the rest?
- 19:18Speaker 2: The money, Skyler.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Where is the rest?
- 19:19Speaker 20: Skyler.
- 19:39Speaker 4: This is the same man who was going to end
- 19:42Speaker 4: the war in 24 hours, get gas under two bucks,
- 19:47Speaker 4: have Mexico pick up the tab for a wall, but
- 19:50Speaker 4: the wall got a little taller. Your grocery bill did too.
- 19:54Speaker 4: He also promised to replace Obamacare with something beautiful. Something
- 20:00Speaker 4: far more beautiful. But the only thing we've gotten is
- 20:08Speaker 4: a receipt. The people of this country getting a five
- 20:12Speaker 4: thousand dollar check is as likely as Mexico sliding the
- 20:16Speaker 4: wall money under the wall with a thank you note.
- 20:21Speaker 4: A crackhead forgetting where he put his pipe. That check
- 20:29Speaker 4: is arriving, clearing, and not bouncing like his last three promises.
- 20:34Speaker 4: King Kanko claims when it comes to the presidency, he's
- 20:38Speaker 4: the GOAT. But with his latest move, he proved he's
- 20:43Speaker 4: the gloat, the greatest liar of all time.
- 20:47Speaker 1: I don't think they like me very much.
- 20:49Speaker 2: And that's why the shoe booty of the week award
- 20:54Speaker 2: goes to the tubby tariff toddler, Donald Trump.
- 21:01Speaker 4: Now here's a swift kick in the ass.
- 21:05Speaker 1: The countdown is on. One Voice 2026 hosted by Ricky Smiley.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Six days, one incredible ship, and only a few cabins
- 21:14Speaker 1: are left. The concerts, the food, and the experiences. You
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- 21:25Speaker 1: OneVoiceCruise.com for all of the details. Now it is time
- 21:30Speaker 1: to listen to Alibo, the streaming hack warrior.
- 21:33Speaker 21: What's that, Alibo?
- 21:34Speaker 1: The September.
- 21:37Speaker 12: Is here.
- 21:38Speaker 1: The summer's over. The kids are back to school.
- 21:54Speaker 21: And it is the beginning of the football season.
- 21:58Speaker 4: Yes.
- 21:59Speaker 21: Every weekend for the next three months, people are glued
- 22:02Speaker 21: to the TV. They don't choose the couch life. The
- 22:06Speaker 21: couch life drafts them in the first round and never
- 22:10Speaker 21: look back.
- 22:11Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
- 22:12Speaker 21: Football season officially begins the moment you realize you care
- 22:16Speaker 21: more about a backup tight end than your own wife's
- 22:19Speaker 21: tight end.
- 22:20Speaker 1: I'm serious.
- 22:21Speaker 21: If she is not a football fan, she's the last
- 22:24Speaker 21: person you want to see. You want to see her
- 22:26Speaker 21: like you want to see smartphone instructions written in braille.
- 22:31Speaker 1: Uh-oh, then there is the fantasy football. Oh, it is
- 22:35Speaker 1: crazy there, my home brother.
- 22:37Speaker 21: Because you'll research a backup running back forever. for 40
- 22:41Speaker 21: minutes and still forget your own anniversary.
- 22:43Speaker 12: Uh-oh.
- 22:44Speaker 21: And the idea of owning a human being for three
- 22:48Speaker 21: months is exciting to you.
- 22:49Speaker 1: I'm serious.
- 22:51Speaker 21: Today's movie has nothing to do with football, but these
- 22:55Speaker 21: people need a referee.
- 22:57Speaker 1: The movie is Why Did I Get Married Again?
- 23:02Speaker 21: Starring all the people that were in all of the
- 23:04Speaker 21: other Why Did I Get Married movies, except for Janet Jackson.
- 23:08Speaker 1: She's keeping this one out.
- 23:10Speaker 21: This time, it's a destination wedding in Italy, which in
- 23:14Speaker 21: a Tyler Perry movie means somebody's about to scream, somebody's
- 23:19Speaker 21: about to confess, and somebody's about to get hit with
- 23:22Speaker 21: a life lesson like it's a folding chair.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Uh-oh. This is not a love story.
- 23:28Speaker 21: This is a destination wedding that accidentally become a group
- 23:32Speaker 21: intervention with pasta.
- 23:33Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
- 23:34Speaker 1: This time, it's the kids.
- 23:36Speaker 21: Jasmine and Wesley just want to get married. Everyone else
- 23:41Speaker 21: wants to use their wedding as a mirror, a courtroom,
- 23:45Speaker 21: and a group chat.
- 23:45Speaker 20: Uh-oh!
- 23:47Speaker 21: The old couple show up to clap for the kids
- 23:50Speaker 21: and immediately start side-eyeing their own spouses. Then there's the secrets,
- 23:56Speaker 21: the speeches, and somebody's about to ruin dinner.
- 24:00Speaker 1: I'm serious.
- 24:01Speaker 21: It is a typical Tali Di Peri movie. If you
- 24:04Speaker 21: are a fan of this franchise, you will love this sequel.
- 24:08Speaker 21: I give it two and a half handbags. And if
- 24:11Speaker 21: you like sardines mixed with cookie dough ice cream, I
- 24:15Speaker 21: will send you the package for my new sports franchise.
- 24:19Speaker 21: If you like the NFL, you will love my new
- 24:24Speaker 21: NFL GBTQ League.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Not your father's football, unless.
- 24:30Speaker 21: He looks great in sequence.
- 24:33Speaker 18: This is a.
- 24:34Speaker 21: League where dancing in the end zone is not unsportsmanlike.
- 24:37Speaker 21: It is the point of the whole thing.
- 24:39Speaker 20: Uh-oh.
- 24:40Speaker 1: The new NFL GPTQ. It's not a phase.
- 24:45Speaker 21: It's a franchise.
- 24:46Speaker 1: I'm serious.
- 24:47Speaker 21: This is Ilibo, your hacking warrior, with the stream hacking
- 24:51Speaker 21: movie review.
- 24:52Speaker 4: I'm there.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Stay safe and healthy.
- 24:57Speaker 8: I'm me.
- 24:59Speaker 4: I'm me.
- 25:00Speaker 20: I'm me.
- 25:04Speaker 1: Now it's time to take a peek into Jasmine's diary.
- 25:06Speaker 12: Really?
- 25:06Speaker 1: Okay, come on. Dear diary, I did something I swore
- 25:13Speaker 1: I wasn't going to do again.
- 25:15Speaker 6: I went back on a dating app.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Now I'm a grown woman.
- 25:18Speaker 6: I know better, but I don't know. I feel like
- 25:22Speaker 6: second time is always a charm.
- 25:24Speaker 1: Anyway, I matched with this guy. He was cute. You know,
- 25:28Speaker 1: he seemed like he was emotionally available. All the things
- 25:30Speaker 1: that you're looking for, right?
- 25:31Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 25:32Speaker 20: And the fact that he said he was emotionally available, that.
- 25:35Speaker 1: Should have been my first clue, but it wasn't.
- 25:36Speaker 6: Anyway, we started talking and everything.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Was going great.
- 25:41Speaker 6: And then he says, I don't know what I'm going
- 25:43Speaker 6: to bring me peace.
- 25:44Speaker 1: I'm like, peace? Sir, have you been in a war
- 25:48Speaker 1: or something? Like, what are you talking about?
- 25:50Speaker 6: I'm not the U.N., Anyway, then he turned around and
- 25:53Speaker 6: asked me if I know how to cook.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Now, of course I do, but I thought to myself, yeah,
- 25:57Speaker 1: I like to cook for people.
- 25:58Speaker 20: That I know.
- 25:58Speaker 1: I don't even know you. Why are you asking me that? Now,
- 26:01Speaker 1: I wasn't being combative and I.
- 26:02Speaker 6: Wasn't being defensive, but I thought his line of questioning
- 26:05Speaker 6: was a little weird.
- 26:07Speaker 1: And then I realized, you know what?
- 26:09Speaker 6: I'm out here looking for Mr. Right, looking for the
- 26:11Speaker 6: butterflies and all that.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Now I realize, you know what? The butterflies might just
- 26:15Speaker 1: be acid reflux. Maybe I'm reading it wrong.
- 26:17Speaker 4: Anyway, I don't know.
- 26:19Speaker 1: I'm going to jump off this site again. It is
- 26:22Speaker 1: the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. I am broadcasting
- 26:26Speaker 1: from Jacksonville, Florida, where tonight I'll take the stage along
- 26:29Speaker 1: with Don living at the Florida Theater for the D.L.
- 26:31Speaker 1: and D.L. Anything Goes To. And then tomorrow night we're
- 26:33Speaker 1: going to be in at the Mahaffey Theater in St. Petersburg.
- 26:39Speaker 1: So come check us out. My podcast, Uncertainty, it's doing
- 26:42Speaker 1: really well. I think we talked a lot about Shaquille
- 26:44Speaker 1: O'Neal and the Converse thing and, of course, the Nolan
- 26:49Speaker 1: Wells thing. I'm not unhopeful because I think that something
- 26:52Speaker 1: is going to happen. I think that for too long,
- 26:57Speaker 1: they have counted on black people not paying attention and
- 27:00Speaker 1: kind of moving on and being distracted. And I think
- 27:02Speaker 1: That's not going to happen. Also, we got to look
- 27:04Speaker 1: out for Colin Wiley, too. The little young.
- 27:08Speaker 6: I mean, it's a full-time thing, right? There's so many
- 27:11Speaker 6: situations and cases that we cannot... You know, we have
- 27:15Speaker 6: to keep our foot on their necks.
- 27:17Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, we have to.
- 27:19Speaker 6: Otherwise, they will just, you know, dust it under the
- 27:21Speaker 6: rug and keep right on moving.
- 27:23Speaker 1: I'd like to dedicate a song. I don't feel no
- 27:25Speaker 1: way it's time. All right, now. Yeah, I'm with you. Now,
- 27:31Speaker 1: of course, some people... really get upset with some of
- 27:35Speaker 1: the things I say, so we're letting them vent on
- 27:36Speaker 1: our segment called F-U-D-O-U-G-L-E. Won't you please welcome our F.U.D.L.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James. Hello, this is Niecy.
- 27:43Speaker 3: James, your F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent. Our first F.U.D.L. Hughley comment
- 27:49Speaker 3: comes from Instagram. Absolve22 says, D.L., I heard you say
- 27:54Speaker 3: you can't forgive. You said you hold a grudge and
- 27:57Speaker 3: hatred until you die. D.L., I don't know how you
- 28:00Speaker 3: can be so unforgiving when your beautiful wife has forgiven
- 28:03Speaker 3: you for all the horrible transgressions you put her and
- 28:06Speaker 3: your family through over the years. She should have left
- 28:09Speaker 3: you a long time ago, D.L. Lucky for you, she
- 28:12Speaker 3: is still forgiving.
- 28:14Speaker 11: F * * * you, D.A.
- 28:14Speaker 8: Hughley.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Our next F.U.D.A.
- 28:16Speaker 3: Hughley comment comes from Facebook. LemonsLip3000 says, Gail, I heard
- 28:21Speaker 3: you say a woman should always fix her man's plate
- 28:23Speaker 3: before she feeds the kids.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Look here, Hughley.
- 28:26Speaker 4: This is no longer the 50s.
- 28:28Speaker 3: Warren and June Cleaver are long gone.
- 28:31Speaker 1: If you are really the man.
- 28:32Speaker 3: You say you are, you'd get your lazy butt up
- 28:34Speaker 3: and fix your woman's plate. That's the least you could
- 28:36Speaker 3: do for her putting up with your chauvinistic self.
- 28:39Speaker 8: F * * *.
- 28:39Speaker 18: F-U-D-L Hughley.
- 28:41Speaker 3: Today's last F-U-D-L Hughley comment comes from Facebook. Righteous One says, Mr. Hughley,
- 28:46Speaker 3: I don't know if your F-U-D-L Hughley segment is funny
- 28:49Speaker 3: or just shocking. The problem I have is about your corresponding.
- 28:53Speaker 3: Lil Neasy James, how could you have such a cute
- 28:55Speaker 3: little girl using such foul language? I'm sure you're breaking
- 28:58Speaker 3: some kind of child decency laws.
- 29:01Speaker 22: F-U-D-L-H-U-G-L-E.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Righteous one, don't worry about me. I got this. F-U-D-L-H-U-G-L-E. Well,
- 29:07Speaker 1: that's it for this week.
- 29:08Speaker 3: This is Amicia James, your F-U-D-L-H-U-G-L-E correspondent. And until next week, bye.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Now it's time for what you need to know with
- 29:15Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
- 29:16Speaker 22: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Florida
- 29:19Speaker 22: Democratic Senate nominee Angie Nixon stated that national party leaders
- 29:23Speaker 22: have been reluctant to provide financial backing for her campaign.
- 29:28Speaker 22: Nixon noted that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer gave a
- 29:31Speaker 22: noncommittal response during a recent conversation regarding funding support. The
- 29:36Speaker 22: Florida state representative believes party leadership is heterogeneous. due to
- 29:40Speaker 22: ideological differences and concerns following previous election cycles. A forensic
- 29:47Speaker 22: expert hired by Nolan Wells' family claims the Jackson County
- 29:50Speaker 22: District Attorney misrepresented details surrounding an examination of the teenager's
- 29:55Speaker 22: cell phone. The analyst detected digital activity following his death
- 30:00Speaker 22: and prior to his parents taking physical possession of the device.
- 30:04Speaker 22: Defense attorneys criticized state officials for attempting to restrict the
- 30:08Speaker 22: digital review exclusively to law enforcement personnel at a state laboratory.
- 30:13Speaker 1: I'm Sybil Welch.
- 30:14Speaker 8: Be informed.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Be empowered. Thank you, Sybil. That is going to do
- 30:18Speaker 1: it for us, ladies and gentlemen. It's the DL Hughley Show,
- 30:20Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. I'm leaving right here and going to
- 30:23Speaker 1: the Florida Theater in Jacksonville. So Florida Theater for the
- 30:27Speaker 1: DL and DL. Anything goes to it. And tomorrow we're
- 30:29Speaker 1: going to be at the Mahaffey Theater in St. Petersburg.
- 30:33Speaker 1: My podcast, Uncertain, is available. Check it out. I think
- 30:35Speaker 1: it's one of the better ones. I really liked it.
- 30:37Speaker 1: So Uncertain premieres on Thursday and Monday. And, of course,
- 30:41Speaker 1: my book, Charlie's Board. I disagree.
- 30:43Speaker 8: Yes.
- 30:45Speaker 1: You sounded like Shaq. So, Jasmine Sanders, what did you
- 30:51Speaker 1: learn today? Shout out to Macklemore.
- 30:52Speaker 6: You know, he just came through all of that mess
- 30:54Speaker 6: with Ed Sheeran and, you know, of course, facing the
- 30:56Speaker 6: backlash from a lot of people. But more than anything,
- 30:59Speaker 6: getting a lot of support. So much so, he's announced
- 31:02Speaker 6: the Free Palestine Tour. with three shows, Dublin, Paris, London. And,
- 31:07Speaker 6: you know, of course, you know, he, he, he's like,
- 31:10Speaker 6: you know what? I'm going to make something out of this.
- 31:11Speaker 6: So shout out to Macklemore.
- 31:13Speaker 1: It was made for good.
- 31:14Speaker 4: Yep.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Absolutely. That's good. Good old boy. Take that edge, Sheeran.
- 31:19Speaker 7: Money grubber.
- 31:20Speaker 1: Money grubber. Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today,
- 31:26Speaker 1: baby boy? Like you, I'm headed to the airport, man.
- 31:28Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to fly to Knoxville.
- 31:29Speaker 9: First, I'm going to see Texas take on Tennessee in football.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Trump's going to be there and mess up all
- 31:35Speaker 1: the traffic, make it hard to get there. Stay safe.
- 31:38Speaker 9: And then the next day, I'll watch my daughter play
- 31:40Speaker 9: against Vanderbilt. That's a tough game, man. Vanderbilt's ranked third
- 31:43Speaker 9: in the country, I think.
- 31:44Speaker 1: That ain't nothing for Cheatham. But Cheatham ain't nothing to it.
- 31:47Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 31:49Speaker 1: That's my weekend. Cheetah Cheetah might be playing around. You
- 31:53Speaker 1: ain't talking to nobody regular. Cheetah Cheetah ain't fit to
- 31:57Speaker 1: be messed with. On the next DLUGLY show. Yeah, that's true.
- 32:03Speaker 1: On the next DLUGLY show, we got the military man
- 32:05Speaker 1: Jamal Kingsley. He's going to return to expose racism hidden
- 32:07Speaker 1: in our everyday lives. Plus another special K short bus
- 32:10Speaker 1: record banger. Have a great, safe weekend. It's the DLUGLY show.
- 32:12Speaker 1: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
- 32:14Speaker 1: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
- 32:17Speaker 1: to go. Toot, toot. It's the D.R. Hughley Show. See
- 32:19Speaker 1: you on the other side.