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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: No Woody Show text in eight seven. No, Tyler is
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: not getting fired here. No, he's got a this is
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: a part time job here, and then he's got another
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: part time job elsewhere elsewhere. Yeah, and that's the one
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: he just got noticed. He and the other people on
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: his team that they're being laid off, but not till
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: the end of June, which is again I think that's
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: that was nice. Yeah, that's nice to them. It's that's
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: pretty rare.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, if there's a nice way to do it, right.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, who was at the Oracle just laid off
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: like thirty thousand people via email.
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: And the people that have been with the company for
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: a very very long time.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Dude, how much money are the people who are in
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: on the ground floor a SpaceX gonna make. Oh, they
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: they're doing their I poe. It's going to be like
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: the largest I PO in history. And dude, people are
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be just in the matter of like a flip
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: of a light switch when that thing goes.
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  Speaker 4: The amount of millionaires they say that it's going to
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: produce billionaires insane, Oh my god, Oh yeah, billionaires of course,
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: but just like entry level people that were there, that's
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: beginning crazy millionaires.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder how much that's gonna end up being, like,
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: let's say, shares of SpaceX because I think I think
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: June is when they distribute to because you like, you
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  Speaker 1: have to have like an in yeah to be in
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  Speaker 1: on the I p O.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder how that works too, because what do you mean,
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  Speaker 4: uh SpaceX Uh, you know based in California and you
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  Speaker 4: know this thing is going to go I pl do
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  Speaker 4: you move like way beforehand?
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  Speaker 5: H Okay, Let's say let's say you are you got
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  Speaker 5: an early in SpaceX, you are a employee back in
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  Speaker 5: the mid two thousands or whatever, so you move to Texas, Tennessee,
• 2:01
  Speaker 5: Florida right before you cash in.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know how much could they like control that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you got this in California.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: Well, because California has the jock tax as an example,
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: so if you earn money in California, they'll tax you
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: on the money that you earned in California even though
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: you're not a resident of the state.
• 2:21
  Speaker 5: That I think that's for all sports teams, like every
• 2:23
  Speaker 5: team you every city you play, not every city.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, no, it's only in certain states, Like it's
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  Speaker 1: like California, New York, Illinois, there's maybe a couple others. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's the jock tax is not in every state.
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  Speaker 2: But I think I think you're right, Medasley probably do
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  Speaker 2: leave beforehand.
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  Speaker 1: But like how long before you're established as a like okay,
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: so they just announced this IPO although they knew.
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  Speaker 3: This was coming. Yeah, you knew they were going I PO.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so like you would have hired tailed it to
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: you know, one of those places before. Yeah, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: see that that makes sense.
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  Speaker 5: Well because like if we because we thought that too,
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  Speaker 5: Like there's there's there's employees. There have been employees in
• 3:00
  Speaker 5: this company that have moved out of state to try
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: to even though the lucky a lot of them went
• 3:05
  Speaker 5: to Florida and Nevada. Yeah yeah, interesting, I mean like the.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Real the real earners, they all seem to go to
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: South Florida, specifically South Florida, right.
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  Speaker 3: Great weather outside of you know a couple of hurricanes.
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  Speaker 1: Even though the company, you know, like most of the
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  Speaker 1: headquartered operations are out of New York. You know, they're
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: not spending I guess, or they're they're they're only there.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: Like I forget with the percentages, what's the amount of days.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's it's six months in a day.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Is is it six months in a dimity like that everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it like like sometimes didn't I felt like
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: there was a place that upped it, so it had
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: to be a little bit more than that, like six
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  Speaker 1: six months plus, you know what.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was Nevada that was very relaxed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It sounds like a great idea, though.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine like just one day you have decent money, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like.
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  Speaker 2: You yeah, like if you're like a you know, the
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: you're an overnight millionaire.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like an engineer, you know, you're probably making
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  Speaker 1: pretty decent money working over at SpaceX building these rockets
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But then you wake up and
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: you have hundreds of millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Then you got yacht money.
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  Speaker 2: They say, the i PO target valuation is a point
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  Speaker 2: seventy five trillion sweet average share price ranging anywhere from
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  Speaker 2: six hundred to eight thirty two.
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  Speaker 3: And for all the phone, Oh, Elon's hoarding his money. No,
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  Speaker 3: people are getting.
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  Speaker 1: Rich off of Elon jerks. But I'm not I.
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  Speaker 3: And you're envious money. How do you make all those money?
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  Speaker 3: Did it better than everyone else?
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  Speaker 1: Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 2: Well, cheers to glomming onto other people's awesomeness. You guys
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  Speaker 2: know my friends Jim and Bryan, they chartered a yacht.
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, what.
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  Speaker 3: Else, Okay, I'll go shares went unlike Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 2: I know French charter. I couldn't have done it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh is that okay? Now? Okay? I remember the pictures
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  Speaker 1: that you post.
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  Speaker 2: We're just drinking ship.
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  Speaker 1: It was on Instagram and eating food like you were
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  Speaker 1: sitting bare for on the dock, dock on the on
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  Speaker 1: the deck of the boat.
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  Speaker 2: So now I have a new life goal. Someday maybe
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  Speaker 2: go in on a people. I mean, it's a money waster, apparently,
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  Speaker 2: don't do that. But oh man, just spending that one day,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this could be the future. Some people have
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  Speaker 2: that every day.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't have the stomach for investing, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: You certainly don't have the stomach for money until they
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  Speaker 1: say like the two best days or the day that
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  Speaker 1: you get the boat, in the day you sell the boat.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like just the amount of money compared to
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  Speaker 1: the amount of time.
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  Speaker 2: But oh, it was so wonderful. It was so wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: This photo couldn't be anywhere like a classic Greg Gore,
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  Speaker 5: He's going a sweatshirt that says Newport. Tell yeah specific
• 5:51
  Speaker 5: cret by the way.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's true. Appropriately, it's like, do you know,
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  Speaker 1: like how much does that cost? Because it's like it's
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: not like a it's not like Jeff Bezes. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like one of those. It's like a like a sailboat, right, definitely. No,
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  Speaker 1: it was like a sixty five footer, two or three bedrooms,
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  Speaker 1: two baths, kitchen. I see pictures that I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was like like a.
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  Speaker 2: Sailing yet no, this was like a full on like
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  Speaker 2: motor boat.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't have like a hot tub on it and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Not a hot tub, no, but showers, bathrooms, kitchen, living room,
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  Speaker 2: outdoor area.
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  Speaker 1: How much does it cost to like do they do
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  Speaker 1: it by the day or do you have to I
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: set a destination and.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's probably by the hour. From what I
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: could see, it's north of like five hundred an hour.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: I think. Crazy.
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: So it was like you were going to say, exactly right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I could be completely wrong.
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  Speaker 4: When I was holidaying and holiday I'll tell you how
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  Speaker 4: much it costs nothing. In Monaco, greg a place that
• 7:02
  Speaker 4: you would love. I went into the hotel and they
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  Speaker 4: had all these signs for all these yachts that you
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  Speaker 4: can rent, and it was like one hundred thousand dollars
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  Speaker 4: a day a day.
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  Speaker 3: But these are right, those.
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  Speaker 2: Are the ones that just to dock overnight is like
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  Speaker 2: thirty grand a night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then there's there was this one yacht that was
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  Speaker 4: out in the distance. I looked it up and it
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  Speaker 4: was like a three hundred million dollar yacht and just
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  Speaker 4: to park it out there, they said for the maintenance
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  Speaker 4: on it was like I don't know, like twenty million
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  Speaker 4: dollars a year or something.
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  Speaker 1: Charging a sixty five foot yacht generally cost between seven
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty and sixteen hundred dollars per hour per hour,
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  Speaker 1: with many many requiring a certain hour minimum, so like
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  Speaker 1: three to four hours or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and this was triple that you got it overnight.
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  Speaker 1: Daily rates for this size range from five thousand, four
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  Speaker 1: hundred to over seven thousand, six hundred for half days.
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  Speaker 2: It was so cool. And then you had a captain and.
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  Speaker 1: First may fuel uh any food and.
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  Speaker 2: Involved drinks everything. And every time I does that is
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  Speaker 2: that included. I don't think so know that we brought
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: a ton of stuff with us, and every time I
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  Speaker 2: got up, I'd say, beating needing thing, I need a beer,
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  Speaker 2: and the first mate.
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  Speaker 3: Don't sit down.
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  Speaker 2: Sit down. That's my job. That's my job.
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  Speaker 3: You're you're a waitress.
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  Speaker 2: It goes against my my human nature to not grab
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: somebody a beer. When I'm coming back.
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  Speaker 5: Greig, looking at your photos and I haven't seen I
• 8:25
  Speaker 5: haven't seen quite some time.
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: Which not my fault. He's changed his hair.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: It's very super crazy. It looks like a different person
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: he's hiding from, like he's like going to some kind
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: of like witness protection.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would have recognized him if
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: you had something with some when he has sunglasses on
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: that haircut, I probably wouldn't have recognized him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's still very young and twinkish.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, totally awesome as always. And then my jeers stems
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: from a cheers. My cheers like that led into the
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: jeers was I had no end of spring break blues.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing everybody again.
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  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, but before I go back, we have to do
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: this training thing for the company. And I thought, oh crap,
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  Speaker 2: it's due today. So I got to get this done
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  Speaker 2: in took hours. And it's the same stuff that we
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: have not forgotten over the thirty plus years of doing
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: the same job.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: You know what do means nothing?
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: Well, how many years of those things sitting in your inbox?
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: They sit there, form I cleared you out recently, recently,
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: but they do sit there.
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  Speaker 3: Might I offer my services to you? I have yacht money, he.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Globed on.
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but still you kind of no.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: No, he has friends who have.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right, But no, that took forever, and it's
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: not like I forgot all this stuff from nine months
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: ago when we did the video last time.
• 9:53
  Speaker 5: Great, just leave it on to the background, mute it
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  Speaker 5: and just click the red button doing it, says next,
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: Oh I did that, But you could be doing that
• 10:00
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: You could be doing that.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: I could have I want to pay attention to what
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: we're doing in this room. I could be doing it
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: right now. But I did it last night at home
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  Speaker 2: like a good person.
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  Speaker 5: I don't say that when you're on your slot games
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: during the day.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Fine, well, no, that isn't that what you're saying. You
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: don't have to like in other words, that you don't
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: have to pay attention to it. It could just it
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: just runs.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly right. And then when each slide ends, you
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  Speaker 2: hit next, right right, And that's.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: What I ask you. Questions still give the question.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: There's like three questions, like why are you guys acting
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  Speaker 2: like you still have to click next? You still have
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  Speaker 2: to answer?
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: I'm running mine right now as we're talking.
• 10:39
  Speaker 4: You know what, Greg, I did mine last night as well,
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: because I didn't want to worry about it while we
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: were here doing stuff.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: And if you do have to answer questions, but your
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: point you can tell it says you're right.
• 10:50
  Speaker 7: Well, but we get it right every time because we
• 10:52
  Speaker 7: know the answers, because we've done this a million.
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: Times six months ago, professionals. Also, if you get it wrong,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't care.
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  Speaker 2: Right again, the FCC A.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Boring one and three.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've done it so many times, Like I don't
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  Speaker 4: even have to read anything and say the question.
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: I'll know the answer.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: And then did you notice the narration? Uh, this applies
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: to station activities station lagos. You mean logos the AI.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was I thought we were guaranteed human.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: It was a weird narration logos, logos and very strange.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, who could they get to voice that stuff?
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe anybody in the company, anybody that Yeah, Sea Bass
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  Speaker 1: Weekend cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 5: Well, cheers to the dynamic duo The Insane Clown Posse. Finally,
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: after months of delays, announced their new gathering location. Yes,
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: it's a new location. Well, because they've been at the
• 11:50
  Speaker 5: same place outside of Columbus, Ohio for the most of
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  Speaker 5: the past ten plus years. They just keep going back
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  Speaker 5: called Legend Valley, that that that that venue. That venue
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  Speaker 5: hosts music festivals throughout the year. So it's like it's there,
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  Speaker 5: it's it's half an hour outside of Columbus.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: And we say ICP and Gathering of the Juggles. This
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  Speaker 1: would actually be good because number one, if you don't
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: know who ICP is, this is an ICP song and
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: it's a song called what is a juggalo? So if
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: you want to know what a juggle, let.
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  Speaker 6: Me think for a sentence. Oh, he gets but naked
• 12:20
  Speaker 6: and then he walks through the streets, but it's just
• 12:34
  Speaker 6: not particks and all that, like a fish. And then
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: he starts hugging.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: People like a chunk.
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  Speaker 5: So they're big gathering they're big music festival which I
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  Speaker 5: I've asked people go to this one time. It's different
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  Speaker 5: than any music festiv we've ever been to.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're moving it.
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  Speaker 5: To Mother Nature is river front retreat in the Lake
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  Speaker 5: of the Ozar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, it is about like Missouri.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 5: It's technically still in Missouri. It's south of the main
• 13:04
  Speaker 5: lake of the Oaxarks in like a little nowhere. It's
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  Speaker 5: about three hours either south east or southwest of Kansas
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  Speaker 5: City or of Saint Louis, depending which where you're coming from.
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  Speaker 3: It's right, that's triangular, right in the middle. Now, it's
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of nowhere. Well, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: Why move it from Ohio because apparently they were burning
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  Speaker 5: down too many portapotties. In fact, this way you just
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  Speaker 5: pooh and pee in the lake, right, that's which By
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  Speaker 5: the way, this is it is riverside adjacent.
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  Speaker 3: There's a river that runs through this campsite. There will
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  Speaker 3: be drownings.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what about you know, supplies and that if
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: I want to stay at a hotel, well that guess what.
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  Speaker 5: I've already reserved a Marriotte. That's a good hour drive
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  Speaker 5: because there are no hotels close to this.
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just camp there?
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: Because I know what that's like. I've done it. It's
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  Speaker 5: it's hell on our right. Why don't they do like
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  Speaker 5: the gatherings like Toulom or something.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing is they they've done it in
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  Speaker 3: city centers.
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  Speaker 5: They did one in Oklahoma City back when I first
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: start of the show.
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  Speaker 3: And they just get kicked out. They get kicked out.
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  Speaker 3: It's a traveling carnival. It's traveling circuits. They move along,
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  Speaker 3: Juggalos move along.
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  Speaker 5: So and again, there will be deaths, there will be
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: drownings because it is it is as Greg loves.
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  Speaker 3: People will bathe in that river.
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  Speaker 2: That's the saddest part.
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  Speaker 5: It's a little it's not a river river. It's like
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: it's like a little floating, creaky almost river section. And
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: it's gonna be it's gonna be trash everywhere. Because I've
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: been to Juggalo gatherings, that's what happens.
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  Speaker 3: This and this.
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  Speaker 5: I've looked at the photos of this place. It's not
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  Speaker 5: designed for tens of thousands of Juggalos. And they don't
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: have a big stage.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have the.
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  Speaker 1: Because because you know.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Where I went to it was like in a campground
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: the area I went to, the actual showers they had
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: in a in a building, feces.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Covering every surface of those showers. I see eyes. Yeah,
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: you keep going back.
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  Speaker 5: Even Insane Cloudboussey Shaggy two Dope on a recent stream
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  Speaker 5: I was talking about. He didn't say exactly why they
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: had to leave Ohio, but he said, yeah, man, it
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: sucks for us as the organizers. We have to pay
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: for thirty porta potties because they're burned down there. They
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: by the way, they tag everything, So if you rent
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: a big tent for like a movie thing, which they do,
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: or a tent for whatever, that will.
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  Speaker 1: Be bought that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you bought a juggle And Shaggy knows this because
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: he's the one putting the damn thing out. What's the
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: profitability on it?
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  Speaker 1: You would think that they would have just purchased their
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: own tents, you know what I mean, Because if you're
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: gonna buy it anyway, you might as well then put
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: the same one up that's already pre tagged. Ya just
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: got the winers on it. Yeah, Yeah, it doesn't make
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: any sense to just keep buying new ones every year.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: Well that's what the question was floated, like why don't
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: you guys just buy a supply port of parties Like dude,
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: where were gonna keep those and.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Burning them down? You don't get to bring them back
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: next time because you've burned down.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: And so people I'm on the Juggalo fan groups and
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: they're already like worried about it because they know how
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: they act, and they're like, man, this is part of
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: like a there's gonna be like a some kind of
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: can't like, uh, you know, dude, there watching us because
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: this is.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Like a nature retreat and it's used to small venus.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: And when these mother efforts the Juggalos show up and
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: they start throwing trash and fireworks everywhere and everyone's naked
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: like the shot.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, can't they just do what like great Gory has
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: always wanted with jail, Like, can't they just get together
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: and say, hey, let's just be cool to each other.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: In jails against everything that being a Juggler is about.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: But we can make this big, can make it better
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: for themselves if they just have a big zoom meeting
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's about family, guys, come on, let's just be cool.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: It's funny when you watch when you read into the
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: juggalo comments. About half of them try that. They're like, hey, guys,
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: this year.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: We're not gonna let's not rob each other.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: We're not going around each other. We're not gonna leave.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Because they love huffing. They love it, love it, love it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's a here's an I P an ICP song
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: called I Stab People.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: So what we're talking about. It's good song.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: He rose in his nipples. Okay, well, I have fun
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: the OZ.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: It's funny.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: They've already some jugglers already redid the logo and they
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: just because it's like, oh, it's a big and they
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: have dudes huffing because there's balloons everywhere, extra nitrous tanks everywhere.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: It's just garbage.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: And by the way, last year I personally witnessed half
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: a dozen fights.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: So this, oh, it's all peace and harmony. No, you
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: all are fighting each other.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: Music festivals usually have major sponsorships.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: The Liquid Death and actually, actually no, it's not great.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's Oracle and like it's all the it's
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: all the ones you get the top rolex Pani.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: While we're gonna take a quick break, and I think
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: you know as much as you know you acknowledge these
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: things that I think you enjoy your trip. I said this,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: this was great if you were into people watching as
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Sea mass I have certainly I.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Have said this. I would everybody who you should go
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: to the Juggalo gathering once you really sold it is
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: fun and then you're not.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: As long as you're there during the day and you
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: don't bring things that can be stolen, you will have
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: a good time. Again, do not sleep there, do not
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: leave your valuables out becau they will be stolen. But
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: if you just go there to hang out, have fun,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: it is a good time.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: What do you show it's bad? And uh you know,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: it's not that hard put the cart back.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Apparently it's impossible. You know.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I intentionally park in close proximity to a cart corral
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: with the idea that when I get everything into the car,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: put the cart right there. It's not even like a
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: trek easy as some people think. It's like you're not
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: pushing a cart twenty six point two miles more. Right.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Uh So, yeah, what do you show card arks, brand
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: card arks?
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: What you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: on you cards cards?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do? What you're gonna do when they.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Is filmed alongside the men and women of Card Narks.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Listed and we've heard of like so many different excuses
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: over the years. It'd be great if they would say, look,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: but if I put the card back, you wouldn't have
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: this great segment for your.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Show, right, something new?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: That would be the most I don't know, satisfied.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: You'd be like a criminal going up to the cop
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: like this is further for me.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't give you about Yeah, that's what are you
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: gonna do? Get kittens out of trees? I mean, yeah,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: come on, yeah, need some real criminals like me out here.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: All right, So when do you show card Narks Agent Sebastian,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: what do you got for us?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I am as I become older as everyone does,
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: I've really gotten I'm really overcussing. It's really the least
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: interesting thing a person can do these days, but everybody
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: keeps on doing it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: And that's our first man here, who's an older man.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: He's probably in his fifties, and he's you know, I've
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: pointed the forget the card thing, I've pointed that out.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: He's he's he's trying to ignore me. So I applied
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: the magnet to his truck and he gets out with
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: just the foulest ponty mouth and I try to like
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: reason him through that. So again, this guy left his
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: card out. I applied the magnet that says, I don't
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: preturn my shop like a jerk, and he responds like this,
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: Placed in this area right here, truck, sir?
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: What makes your truck effing gets you away from me?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Are using cuss words?
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: Sir, say please don't touch my vehicle, and I'm sorry
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: for leaving my card out.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: That'd be a great response.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: What get there from my truck? And I'm gonna knock
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: you out?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can hear the convision.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You know, I'll knock you up out of curiousity. What
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: kind of truck is this?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: It was a nicer like newer Ford, which I know everybody.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: It's funny you mentioned any model of a truck, and there's
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: a built in class of haters for that, like any
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: like all the toilet people come out to the Fords
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: and all the you know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Chevy, you have all the people that have stickers on
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: the car being on the other logo.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: And keeps popping up on on social media every once
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: in a while. He'll just see a picture of a person.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: He tells you what kind of car they drive. Yeah,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: he works. He works at a car dealership too, So
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: it's pretty it's pretty funny. It's like that guy who
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: does the uh smash or not smash? Have you seen
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: that where they you know, different, oh, the you know whatever,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the whatever basketball team from wherever you can go smash
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: mm nah smash. I forget the guy's name.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: He's sposed to me though, Yeah, like basketball player.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Who it doesn't matter. It could be the he just
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: random people show ups, wives or right. Yeah, he's done
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: that too. He's like, all right, the starting lineup for
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: the Chicago Bulls. These are their wives and girlfriends, and
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: he can smash your past. Yeah yeah, okay, same, same
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: kind of same kind of idea. But there's this guy.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: He's really good with figuring out yeah, because you're like, yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I can see that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ok. Yeah, So he's he gets out.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: He's costing left and right, which again, I think it's
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: like a default for a lot of people nowadays. They
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: think it's like it's punctuating their sentence. My effing try,
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: I'll fing f you you know, up up in this case,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: which again he's not gonna do that.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Morgan could, Sammy could beat this guy up.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: So and I guess my point in doing this retrained
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: for so long, like I'm like thinking, like maybe if
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: I just like kind of break this down and address this,
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: but no, they're just like I am robot, I'm gonna
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: cuss and fight you. And so he gets the magnet,
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: throws it at me and keeps im cussing, why.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: Are you using the customer away from? Why are you
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: saying somebody cuss words? Like can't you have a polite conversation?
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: So does that mean you're gonna return your cart? And
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: all will be well?
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: A lot of threats, And.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Then I was gonna follow up, go wait for me?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What's with the away from my trunk?
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: What's with the F words?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Sir?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Go away for me?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Why I'm telling you now? Why so much customs? Go
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: away for me?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: He's getting close, is he? Yeah? Yeah he is.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: He's he's three you get through magnet at me, which
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: I definitely dodged, of course.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: But yeah, he's coming out.
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: He's one of these you know what, I've said this
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: before one of these times, and I'm gonna let these
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: old men just like literally, well I won't even.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Blotch the punch. Well I've done that before.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: I've done that in Oregon where a guy he was
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: coming at me with his fist above his head. I
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: just like be blocked it with my hand. That really
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: pussed him off because he didn't even try to throw
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: another punch. He just like stormed off.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: He saw how strong it was.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same thing.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: It's these guys in their fifties who are like decide
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: that this is gonna be it. This is the day
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna whip this dude's ass, and it never works
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: out for these guys. But again, this goes back to
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: like people. There's a large percentage of people who are
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: just mindless drones. They call him NPC's no nplayable characters.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: They're like this guy right here, he's just he's he's
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: a robot coming at me. Yeah, but like you live,
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: do you think you're a this is like the matrix?
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: You think you're an autonomous individual? This guy isn't. He
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: could be anybody anywhere. You're just a dope who's mindlessly
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: blown through life. And when the cart and arc comes
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: to like ask you some simple questions, a few I
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: will beat you up after you.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's the strategy though, Like if you just
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: be like loud and yelling and whatever, then you'll back off, right,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: like that'll be enough.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: But that happens a lot with the want to be
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: tough guys really really allowed and they look threatening, especially.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Especially if they're a bigger dude just their size.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: And yeah, but I think you're you're talking old man,
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: and old men are like usually have.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Pin pinned up anger.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's threatened to beat me up, which is,
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: by the way, is a crime. And he continues that here.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Just go away.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Well, sir, just take your car back, take your cart
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: the heck back. So you made me almost cuss there, sir.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: And actually I'll have you know I did take your
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: card back for you because I'm a nice, lovely public servant. Well,
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: clearly you can, because you keeps stopping and throwing things
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: at me. You committed multiple crimes so far. Well you
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: can tell that to the district attorney.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Sir.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: You said f the crime.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: He drove away, so unfortunately didn't i'd return his cart
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: for him there, So over one for me.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I guess you got served up. So that makes me
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: feel kind of down.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: But this next lady.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: I approach this next lady, same thing, and she's and
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: she has her Her argument is, well, I worked retail,
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: so I know, oh, I know, the cards go just
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: like between spots and up against other cars and stuff.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: But thankfully I have some support on this one.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm helping you not be a lazy boones.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Man he retail.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: I actually know what I'm doing.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: How'd you go with, sir man?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I see you're doing your good due diligence.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: You had a lazy bones behind you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Be careful, thank you. Brother.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting there talking to her because she's kind of
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: stuck in traffic because this guys waiting to turn into
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: a spot.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh he sees me, this rever cool man.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: But she's professionally trained in retail. She knows what she's this.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: Twenty five year old moron who dumped her car just
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: in the middle of a spot and I all point out, hey,
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: what's this cart return thing right over there? But I.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so that was that.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: This next lady, Greg, I was very lucky she was
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: older and I wasn't gonna like give her a hard time,
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: but I was, you know, she left her card up
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: on the curb and the walkway between the a slut.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I approach her and she's got a.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Little back seat. She's got a little baby. Ducan, let's
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: listen to.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Her, young lady.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: That's not where the car goes.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: We know that, we know that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: You know what. I'm gonna take it back for you.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: That's awesome, Craig, guess what kind of dog was little?
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: It was a baby, people, That was a real full
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: size pit ball. That was shocking. The first move was
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: aggression and screaming, growling at.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Me, protecting his mommy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, bommy.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: And that's what she says here as I as I
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: grabbed the cart for her, well man telling about something.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: The doc is protecting her from.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is my mommy.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: That dog doesn't sound like you had to injure anybody.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: These things aren't built and trained to like hurt strangers.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Hear that thing?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: God hung death machine.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not yourself when you're hungry have a child.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: So this is, you know, kind of sad there. I
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: did have one supporter, and I found out I have another,
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: yet another celebrity supporter. So this is from inside the NBA.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Now I guess on ESPN Charles Barkley and the crew
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Jen what's his face? Kenny and Shackshack and well, you
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: remember a couple months ago there was that video going
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: around where they were doing the Germany shopping cart like darts,
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: where you take the cart and throw it at a cart, throw.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: A cart return. Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Well inside the NBA said hey, we got we got
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: some time to kill. Let's go grab some cars from
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: the local publics and play with it. But as they're
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: setting this up, Charles Barkley had a very special message.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I just want to say this one thing. Yeah, when
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: I go to the supermarket, if you want of those people.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Who leave your car out the worst car in the world. Yeah,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I don't even say, because we're going to the order
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: of cart and don't put it as you a scumbag. Okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: there you go.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Hell who you are so you're going first? Yeah, I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: don't care who you are.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Charles is trying to have a moment.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: He's filling time, and Ernie he's always like, okay, a
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: car shack, you go here instead of like addressing.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: No chemistry, thank you, Charles. Well there you go.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: What do you show car narks everybody job, and ancients
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: to action, and they put yourself in the arms.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Way there, Yeah, lady, that's that where the car goes.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: We know that, we know that.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: What do you show, He'll be right back.