Latest / Scam Goddess / Fraud Friday: Saints & Scammers: The Tammy Faye and Jim Bakker Story w/ Sarah Marshall
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's popping Congregation? Is your girl Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
- 0:05Speaker 2: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
- 0:09Speaker 2: older episodes from the scam Goddess Bault. That's right, Fraud
- 0:13Speaker 2: Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes.
- 0:16Speaker 1: From behind the paywall.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall, and as always,
- 0:21Speaker 2: stay scheming scam, come.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Rob and froll scam, come rub. That's froll scam Goddess.
- 0:42Speaker 1: What's popping Congregation? We're back in another joyous day that
- 0:47Speaker 1: scams has made. How y'all doing? Come on, parasocial relationship?
- 0:52Speaker 1: Oh good for y'all. Oh damn, I hate to hear that.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Ooh you down basses? All right, well, hopefully it's all
- 0:57Speaker 1: good news. While you talk to your headphone or your radio.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Today we have guys. What am I excited? Yes, you know,
- 1:04Speaker 1: I am. I'm very I'm very I know. I always
- 1:07Speaker 1: like try to really amp it up each time, but
- 1:09Speaker 1: I always love the guests that we get, and this
- 1:11Speaker 1: is such a great guest. Huge get y'all already know
- 1:13Speaker 1: the girl, but I'm still going to introduce her. Today
- 1:15Speaker 1: we have the amazing journalist and podcast hosts on the show.
- 1:18Speaker 1: She hosts the popular podcast You're Wrong About, where she
- 1:21Speaker 1: does deep dives into events, people, or phenomenas that have
- 1:25Speaker 1: been miscast in the public imagination. She also co hosts
- 1:29Speaker 1: the You Are Good podcast alongside Alex Steed. Congregation Please
- 1:34Speaker 1: welcome Sarah Marshall on the show You Won't be Forgetting This.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Sarah Marshall, Honey, Sama, how are you hi?
- 1:42Speaker 3: I'm so great. I feel like the people are really
- 1:45Speaker 3: I feel like I can see the people that are
- 1:46Speaker 3: listening to this right now. I normally can't see them,
- 1:49Speaker 3: but I can see them. Hello.
- 1:51Speaker 1: That's Howbaly scares them bastly. They don't want to be found.
- 1:55Speaker 1: You look great.
- 1:56Speaker 3: You look great?
- 1:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you all look so good. Like I'm trying to
- 1:59Speaker 1: be like the trash Blues Clues, like I want to
- 2:01Speaker 1: be Tabatha Brown, the criminal.
- 2:04Speaker 3: That's what.
- 2:06Speaker 1: I'll encourage you to be a worse self sis to be.
- 2:11Speaker 1: But I always have to ask, Sarah, what's your relationship
- 2:13Speaker 1: with scams? Have you been scammed? You like him, you
- 2:15Speaker 1: hate him? It could be anything.
- 2:16Speaker 3: I love this question. If I have been significantly scammed,
- 2:20Speaker 3: I don't know about it. I feel as if I
- 2:22Speaker 3: assume from living on the Internet the way a lot
- 2:25Speaker 3: of people do, that we're all getting just a little
- 2:27Speaker 3: bit scammed a couple times a year at this point.
- 2:30Speaker 3: But that question made me think of how in the
- 2:33Speaker 3: fall of twenty sixteen, I watched this ESPN documentary about
- 2:37Speaker 3: this guy who fraugulently bought the New York Islanders. He
- 2:40Speaker 3: made this fake paperwork that made it look like he
- 2:43Speaker 3: had more money than he did. Love that, and so
- 2:46Speaker 3: he illegally owned the Islanders, the hockey team, for like
- 2:50Speaker 3: a few months, I think, and then it caught up
- 2:52Speaker 3: with him and he went to federal prison. But a
- 2:55Speaker 3: he did a better job of fake owning the Islanders
- 2:59Speaker 3: than the recent actual owners had done. Like he kind
- 3:02Speaker 3: of saved the team, right.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Were the girls? Was the March sales up? Like? Were they?
- 3:07Speaker 1: Isn't Island? Is that hockey?
- 3:09Speaker 3: It's hockey?
- 3:10Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 3:11Speaker 3: Yeah, they were struggling, and he negotiated a good TV
- 3:16Speaker 3: deal for them. And I remember at the time, you know,
- 3:18Speaker 3: this is around when Trump is campaigning, and I was
- 3:21Speaker 3: just like, hmm, I'm noticing that like, pretending to have
- 3:26Speaker 3: money can achieve exactly the same results as actually having money,
- 3:29Speaker 3: And that's very interesting, and I feel like i've maybe
- 3:32Speaker 3: that was when I realized, and I think a lot
- 3:34Speaker 3: of people realized that scams.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Like.
- 3:38Speaker 3: To know scams is to know America. So like, I'm
- 3:40Speaker 3: an American, I love scams. I want to know them.
- 3:44Speaker 1: We were born into scams, this whole country. Manifest Destiny
- 3:48Speaker 1: is literally them be like Gods all us to rob everybody. No,
- 3:51Speaker 1: he actually did. Just uh, I got a parchment paper
- 3:54Speaker 1: from God. He said, Manifest Destiny. He said, let's rob everybody.
- 3:57Speaker 3: It's the forged paperwork cloud. You can get the islanders,
- 4:01Speaker 3: you can get a continent, whatever you want.
- 4:03Speaker 1: I also love Manifest Destiny because it's not like they
- 4:06Speaker 1: were like, oh, America's gonna be heart shaped, or like,
- 4:08Speaker 1: oh there's like a vision. It's like, what the fuck
- 4:11Speaker 1: does America even look like? It's all janky. You got
- 4:13Speaker 1: Florida's little penis hanging off, like it's not even cute.
- 4:16Speaker 1: So it's like they just lie. It's sole everything. It's
- 4:19Speaker 1: not even like it made some beautiful circle or some
- 4:22Speaker 1: kind of you know, symbolic shape.
- 4:24Speaker 3: No, it's like when do you stay too long in
- 4:25Speaker 3: the buffet and then you get back to the table
- 4:27Speaker 3: and you're like this, these things, they took too much
- 4:31Speaker 3: stuff and none of it goes together right, So.
- 4:33Speaker 1: We all got to go to go to corral and
- 4:35Speaker 1: manifest our destinies. I love that for us. You know,
- 4:39Speaker 1: you know what's crazy about this hockey thing that you're
- 4:41Speaker 1: telling me. I feel like, especially if the team was
- 4:44Speaker 1: doing better, you know what I mean, like the hockey hockey,
- 4:46Speaker 1: and the pucks are pucking. I don't know hockey. The
- 4:49Speaker 1: dudes are fighting. You know it's a good fight happening,
- 4:52Speaker 1: you know, they sliding around in their church shoes and
- 4:54Speaker 1: beating each other with the sticks. If it's cute and
- 4:55Speaker 1: they again ratings and they have a great TV deal.
- 4:57Speaker 1: I feel like it's more embarrassing to come out and
- 4:59Speaker 1: be like, oh so we let this guy completely lie
- 5:02Speaker 1: to us and own part of this hockey team. Like
- 5:04Speaker 1: I feel like you just got to close the door
- 5:05Speaker 1: and handle that one indoors.
- 5:07Speaker 3: Like niel In style, Yes, Long Island style.
- 5:13Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, y'all have a fisticuffs. You
- 5:16Speaker 1: demote him, maybe he stays on in some kind of
- 5:18Speaker 1: leadership position. Give the man a check. Obviously he was talented,
- 5:22Speaker 1: he just had resources.
- 5:23Speaker 3: So we made Waiting for the scorse asean movie about this.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Yeah, oh goodness, the scores Acey movie will have tons
- 5:29Speaker 1: of cocaine and women naked for no reason. And I'm
- 5:33Speaker 1: raising somehow there would just be naked women skating on
- 5:38Speaker 1: nights and it's like this on this never happened.
- 5:41Speaker 3: There you go, Martie, you haven't done that yet as
- 5:43Speaker 3: far as I know.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Well, no, that's dope. I admire people who think of
- 5:47Speaker 1: stuff like that. I mean, money's fake, it's all on paper,
- 5:50Speaker 1: it's all you know what I mean, It's rarely tangible.
- 5:52Speaker 1: So why not you know, not mad at it all. Well,
- 5:56Speaker 1: let's get into our first segment here, what's hot and fraud.
- 5:59Speaker 1: This is where we warn our listened to about popping
- 6:01Speaker 1: scams on the street. As always, snitch on your friends
- 6:03Speaker 1: and family. Just make sure your scam is retired and
- 6:05Speaker 1: scam got his pott at gmail dot com. I just
- 6:09Speaker 1: need a fake name for this person, Sarah. I don't
- 6:11Speaker 1: care about Jenner.
- 6:13Speaker 3: Hmm.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Felicity Porter, Oh Felicity love that. Oh poor Felicity. She
- 6:20Speaker 1: got scammed out of an acting career. I wonder who
- 6:22Speaker 1: that hairstot was to cut her hair because I feel
- 6:25Speaker 1: like you got to go back into great Clips, Felicity
- 6:27Speaker 1: and fight them.
- 6:28Speaker 3: I need an oral history of that, because yeah, I
- 6:30Speaker 3: don't know where exactly the buck stops, but that I mean,
- 6:33Speaker 3: talk about money lost.
- 6:34Speaker 1: You should do that all you're wrong about because I.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Think you're right and some people don't even know about that.
- 6:40Speaker 3: And it was such a moment nineteen ninety nine, and
- 6:43Speaker 3: like she.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Could have just got a weave, Like why don't we
- 6:45Speaker 1: just let Felicity get a weave? Everyone's like, no, bitch,
- 6:48Speaker 1: we know right.
- 6:49Speaker 3: They could have said it was a dream, but they
- 6:51Speaker 3: know they kept going. Yeah.
- 6:54Speaker 1: I think they thought we would get over it, and
- 6:55Speaker 1: we had just so little to focus on at that.
- 6:57Speaker 3: America's all not over it.
- 7:00Speaker 1: We aren't. We actually are still kind of mad. Like, Felicity,
- 7:02Speaker 1: you drop your barber's address so we can fight them.
- 7:07Speaker 1: We will fight them for you, girl, Okay, Oh yeah,
- 7:09Speaker 1: So Felicity says, I'm surprised no one has ever wrote
- 7:12Speaker 1: in about this scheme, probably because they don't want to
- 7:14Speaker 1: fuck up their bags. See, and I tell you I'll
- 7:16Speaker 1: not to fucking bags up. But I'm not about that
- 7:19Speaker 1: life anymore. So here goes. So you just gonn ruin
- 7:21Speaker 1: it for everybody because you're not about that life no more.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Felicity sounded just like the show. I worked as a
- 7:28Speaker 1: pairalalegal in a big law firm. This isn't quotes AKA
- 7:32Speaker 1: pays well, but they work you to death and expect
- 7:35Speaker 1: money will solve any issue you have, including them treating
- 7:37Speaker 1: you like dog shit. Ooh. I was working twelve to
- 7:41Speaker 1: fourteen hour days and on weekends and holidays for the
- 7:44Speaker 1: last three years there, Wow, twelve and fourteen hour days
- 7:48Speaker 1: at law doing peralegal work. That just means you're just
- 7:52Speaker 1: typing all day, right, like emailing typing.
- 7:56Speaker 3: Yeah, you're being a little brand in a guitar for
- 7:59Speaker 3: like five percent of that I thought.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Filing use the sticky notes. That sounds terrible. So she's
- 8:05Speaker 1: working these really long hours, twelve to fourteen hours a
- 8:07Speaker 1: day and on weekends and on holidays, damn, says I'm
- 8:10Speaker 1: so sorry. The ball was dropping and you was in
- 8:12Speaker 1: your office like oh lie and just hyping away.
- 8:17Speaker 3: That's so unfortunate pain and to her own slipper.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Oh tragic. So the firm had a policy that if
- 8:24Speaker 1: you worked past seven pm or before seven am, they
- 8:27Speaker 1: would reimburse the cost of a taxi and by the way,
- 8:30Speaker 1: the firm made like four billion dollars in one year,
- 8:33Speaker 1: but they can't give Okay, this person is definitely be like,
- 8:38Speaker 1: by the way, the firm made four billion dollars one year,
- 8:40Speaker 1: but they can't give a hole a firm credit card.
- 8:44Speaker 1: So basically she's like, y'all made all this money, Like
- 8:46Speaker 1: why do I have to write these invoices to get
- 8:48Speaker 1: these cars? Like this is disrespect football. So I worked
- 8:51Speaker 1: past seven pm every day, so eventually I came up
- 8:54Speaker 1: with a way to get some extra coin. I would
- 8:56Speaker 1: pay for the taxis and cash and ask for a
- 8:58Speaker 1: paper receipt from the driver. The receipts were blank, so
- 9:01Speaker 1: you could put in any fair or tip that you wanted,
- 9:05Speaker 1: and sometimes the drivers would just give me a stack
- 9:07Speaker 1: of a blank proceeeds. I'm know, that's right. They better
- 9:11Speaker 1: help you do crime. Yeah, this has made me feel
- 9:14Speaker 1: better about New York taxi drivers because I used to
- 9:16Speaker 1: be beefing with them, like when Uber, you know, wipe
- 9:19Speaker 1: them off the face of the earth. Practically everybody was like,
- 9:21Speaker 1: this is so sad. These people have medallions, They spend
- 9:24Speaker 1: millions of dollars, They worked their whole life for these caves.
- 9:26Speaker 1: I was like, fuck them, calves. I'm black and I
- 9:29Speaker 1: don't been hit by so many cars, and they were
- 9:31Speaker 1: all calves. I've been hit by several cabs.
- 9:37Speaker 3: And then if they were deeming themselves maybe a tiny
- 9:40Speaker 3: little bit, right.
- 9:42Speaker 1: This is making me feel better about them, because I
- 9:45Speaker 1: was beefing with the whole cab industry for a long
- 9:47Speaker 1: time because they didn't want to pick me up because
- 9:49Speaker 1: I was black. They also didn't want to pick me
- 9:50Speaker 1: up because I was going to Brooklyn, probably more of
- 9:52Speaker 1: the Brooklyn thing than the black thing. I won't lie.
- 9:54Speaker 3: You know, making money, I guess, yeah.
- 9:58Speaker 1: You used to have the trick cab drivers. Sometimes I
- 9:59Speaker 1: have a white friends hailed a cab and then I
- 10:01Speaker 1: get in and be like, gotcha, bitch.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Like so.
- 10:06Speaker 1: You know, taxis okay, y'all are making a cuter name
- 10:09Speaker 1: for yourselves. So it was pretty easy to get home
- 10:12Speaker 1: on public transit. So I would leave at seven pm,
- 10:14Speaker 1: take the train, and pocket the money for the taxi home.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Or when I needed more receipts, I would take a
- 10:19Speaker 1: taxi and then when I submitted the receipt, I would
- 10:21Speaker 1: add a few more dollars to the seat. I would
- 10:23Speaker 1: say over three years, I probably pocketed around six thousand dollars.
- 10:26Speaker 1: She said, in that same amount of time did probably
- 10:28Speaker 1: three million dollars worth of work that that firm got
- 10:30Speaker 1: paid for. Plus lawyers are a scam anyway, So I
- 10:33Speaker 1: don't feel too bad as a woman of color who
- 10:36Speaker 1: faced constant microaggressions for a bunch of rich white men
- 10:38Speaker 1: and the firm defense the corporations and exploit the environment.
- 10:41Speaker 1: She was like, basically like, y'all evil, fuck y'all. If listening,
- 10:47Speaker 1: you're right, Like, I'm glad that you got your little
- 10:49Speaker 1: scam off. It was a scam that they were working
- 10:51Speaker 1: you so damn hard in the first place. So I'm
- 10:54Speaker 1: glad you got your coins one way or the other.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Six grand like an extra bonus. That's not bad. Three
- 10:59Speaker 1: years So, Felicity, I feel like you should have ran
- 11:01Speaker 1: a bag up a little more. Like you're like, oh, yeah,
- 11:03Speaker 1: this taxi was four hundred dollars. Where did you go? Connecticut?
- 11:09Speaker 3: Had to curryer, some paperworkover had to be done.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Right, Where did you tell them you lived? I feel
- 11:15Speaker 1: like you told me you lived too close. I'd be like, yeah, yeah,
- 11:17Speaker 1: I livelers.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Feels like you're you're you know, you're trying not to
- 11:27Speaker 3: be too extravagant with it. Yeah, get caught, But also
- 11:31Speaker 3: you've got a nice that's I mean, that's that's scam university.
- 11:35Speaker 3: That's a whole you know, that's long enough to get
- 11:37Speaker 3: a degree in scam. And I I mean, I think
- 11:40Speaker 3: that if you are working for a company that's making
- 11:42Speaker 3: this much money and that's exploiting you as a worker,
- 11:45Speaker 3: than they are pardon the expression, asking for it right,
- 11:49Speaker 3: And I know.
- 11:49Speaker 1: I absolutely agree with you. Also love scam university. I
- 11:53Speaker 1: am stealing that from you. It is now my intellectual property.
- 11:55Speaker 1: Everybody remember that different Remember.
- 11:57Speaker 3: How I had that money? Yeah, I've said.
- 12:00Speaker 1: It purchased this there, Marina, will you edit this, make
- 12:03Speaker 1: sure there's back so that I could steal that. No,
- 12:08Speaker 1: but you're absolutely right. It's kind of like the system
- 12:10Speaker 1: is a scam. You know, we got to get over
- 12:12Speaker 1: when we can. And also, I gotta say you're a
- 12:14Speaker 1: great scammer, Felicity, because you didn't get greedy, you didn't
- 12:17Speaker 1: get caught, and then you left. Now I would have
- 12:20Speaker 1: gotten a little greedier. I definitely would have told him
- 12:22Speaker 1: I live in Florida and I need to realize I
- 12:25Speaker 1: need to ride home every night from New York to Florida.
- 12:27Speaker 3: I us for Thanksgiving a couple of times fristill three
- 12:30Speaker 3: days on traffic.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I yeah, I've been commuting every day.
- 12:37Speaker 3: And also like this is I mean, this makes me
- 12:39Speaker 3: think of how in all the great scam movies, which
- 12:41Speaker 3: Againner you know a lot of them, Vicecorysey, it's always
- 12:45Speaker 3: this arc of like we got good at what we
- 12:47Speaker 3: were doing, but we got too greedy and we rose
- 12:50Speaker 3: and then we fell. And I feel like there's all
- 12:52Speaker 3: kinds of quieter scams being committed all over the world
- 12:57Speaker 3: that are just gonna ride it out peaceful because nobody's
- 13:01Speaker 3: thinking too big, right, It's really beautiful.
- 13:04Speaker 1: It's the same thing that I always think, this is
- 13:06Speaker 1: kind of dark, which is not what we normally do
- 13:08Speaker 1: on this podcast. But I always think, like when I
- 13:10Speaker 1: see those aged up photos of missing people from like
- 13:14Speaker 1: the seventies and stuff, and they're like, he would be
- 13:17Speaker 1: ninety two now, and we drew drew his face. Actually,
- 13:21Speaker 1: when don't they stop drawing, like because I'm not on age.
- 13:23Speaker 1: When it's like going missing at five, and they'll be like, oh,
- 13:26Speaker 1: he would be thirty or something. But what are they like, Okay,
- 13:29Speaker 1: let's just give up.
- 13:29Speaker 3: Maybe they stop when they're like fifty, They're like, you
- 13:32Speaker 3: know what, he's on his own. It's no no handholding
- 13:37Speaker 3: in this country. Yeah, you can't go to the bathroom
- 13:39Speaker 3: at Walmart without saying those And.
- 13:41Speaker 1: Damn you can't even get Like back in the day,
- 13:43Speaker 1: used to be able to get some good press if
- 13:45Speaker 1: you were missing, like we would do retweets on Twitter.
- 13:47Speaker 1: But back in the day, the girls will put you
- 13:48Speaker 1: on the milk carts like you would be on board
- 13:50Speaker 1: of farms, like you know. Nowadays, I can't imagine if
- 13:54Speaker 1: I picked up like some oat milk and it was
- 13:56Speaker 1: just like a LTT girl on the back, I'm like, oh,
- 14:00Speaker 1: it sounds very fuck I heard.
- 14:02Speaker 3: I think I remember that they stopped doing that because
- 14:04Speaker 3: they were like, you know, the like positive outcomes didn't
- 14:07Speaker 3: balance the fact that it was freaking out kids so much,
- 14:11Speaker 3: so you.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Know, freege.
- 14:13Speaker 3: The real result was everyone got to be scared, which
- 14:17Speaker 3: is how things go a lot here.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Right now, we have the internet, so we can obviously
- 14:22Speaker 1: all the time.
- 14:23Speaker 3: Why own sorts thought to milk and we have a
- 14:25Speaker 3: whole technology for it. Milk guts to be free from.
- 14:27Speaker 1: That right fear right at your fingertips, all scared God,
- 14:38Speaker 1: And it's time for my favorite part, historic Hoodwings. I
- 14:41Speaker 1: am going to put a content warning on this episode
- 14:44Speaker 1: just to let you guys know. Content warning. There is
- 14:46Speaker 1: a mention of sexual assault in this story. Will flag
- 14:49Speaker 1: when that exactly comes up for everyone. All right. So,
- 14:53Speaker 1: from the mid nineteen seventies until the late nineteen eighties,
- 14:56Speaker 1: televangelist power couple Tammy Fay and Jimmy Baker ran an
- 15:02Speaker 1: empire with a massive audience. There I already know you
- 15:05Speaker 1: know about this. So together they built their ministry, which
- 15:08Speaker 1: grew from a puppet show to a satellite network. At
- 15:12Speaker 1: one point, they even built the third most visited theme
- 15:15Speaker 1: park in the United States. But with that much money involved,
- 15:18Speaker 1: it couldn't last forever. So I love that they took
- 15:20Speaker 1: a puppet show about Jesus.
- 15:26Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. And then naturally, I mean, what naturally follows
- 15:30Speaker 3: from that if not a theme park? The park, right, Like.
- 15:36Speaker 1: I hope they had like Jesus theme rise, like I
- 15:39Speaker 1: want to get on the Barney Bush. That's bone.
- 15:42Speaker 3: That sounds yeah, like an exciting rite, especially at the end. Yeah,
- 15:47Speaker 3: And the and the idea of recreating holy places that
- 15:51Speaker 3: they're gonna that it's both classic Americana and also a
- 15:55Speaker 3: recreation of Jerusalem for people in the Carolinas.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Like a long ride where they part in the receeat.
- 16:04Speaker 3: See. I have no idea if they did that, but
- 16:06Speaker 3: they should have done that. They definitely had water park
- 16:09Speaker 3: type features like it. Just I feel like there's a
- 16:12Speaker 3: part of me that when I was younger and snobbier,
- 16:15Speaker 3: would have been like, Oh, that's just so tacky and terrible,
- 16:18Speaker 3: and part of me now is like, that's beautiful. That's
- 16:21Speaker 3: probably one of the better things they did, right.
- 16:25Speaker 1: And look, I'm a boyear so I would go just
- 16:27Speaker 1: to see what they're doing. It's like, can I play
- 16:30Speaker 1: games in the arcade? It's like who's Mary's baby daddy?
- 16:33Speaker 1: Like we don't know. It's like clothes I guess, like, like,
- 16:37Speaker 1: what are ill doing over there? And I hope it's
- 16:38Speaker 1: all Jesus related because that would be very fun for me.
- 16:42Speaker 3: I was really sad, actually, because for years I really
- 16:44Speaker 3: wanted to go to the Holy Land Experience, which is
- 16:47Speaker 3: a more recent Bible themed theme park in Orlando, and
- 16:51Speaker 3: I think they closed within the last couple of years,
- 16:53Speaker 3: but they had guys playing Jesus and just walking around
- 16:57Speaker 3: doing Jesus stuff. And I'm so, I guess you could
- 17:00Speaker 3: still find these people and talk to them because there was,
- 17:02Speaker 3: you know, any kind of good looking young actor in Orlando.
- 17:06Speaker 3: There's a good chance he played Jesus for a while.
- 17:08Speaker 3: But like, what effect does that have on you as
- 17:10Speaker 3: a young performer?
- 17:12Speaker 1: Rippling abs? I mean, Jesus is so sexy. Even that
- 17:16Speaker 1: was always something that weird to be out when I'm
- 17:18Speaker 1: not Catholic. I'm Baptists, so we have crosses, but we
- 17:21Speaker 1: don't have like crucifixes, like we don't have in our churches,
- 17:24Speaker 1: like Jesus like laying up there with the loin cloth,
- 17:27Speaker 1: with the rippling abs, right, And I'm like, why did
- 17:29Speaker 1: it make him so sexy? I mean, I guess we
- 17:31Speaker 1: wouldn't want worship him if he was like but I
- 17:35Speaker 1: feel like he's a little too horny to bus.
- 17:37Speaker 3: To be a really great question. And why is it
- 17:40Speaker 3: also that he's sexy and in pain? And you could
- 17:43Speaker 3: potentially spend thousands of hours of your young life being like,
- 17:48Speaker 3: look at that sexy in pain man, who's saving me
- 17:52Speaker 3: from sin?
- 17:54Speaker 1: Right, it's like, why does he have a bulge? And
- 17:59Speaker 1: why are all the I was like cutely placed?
- 18:02Speaker 3: Why is he always hot? Why does he always have
- 18:04Speaker 3: a hot face.
- 18:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna end just like the thickest hair anyway before
- 18:08Speaker 1: I go.
- 18:09Speaker 3: To anyway, moving on from the that's.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Th She don't need to be sick. But it's okay,
- 18:19Speaker 1: whatever works, guys. So about the Baker's Tammy Faye La
- 18:24Speaker 1: Valley was born in International Falls, Minnesota in nineteen forty two.
- 18:29Speaker 1: Wow too, oh, nineteen forty two to Pentecostal preacher parents.
- 18:34Speaker 1: I think she was born in the forties. That just
- 18:36Speaker 1: feels wild.
- 18:37Speaker 3: Right, I mean so with Steepe Nicks. While we're on
- 18:40Speaker 3: the subject.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Oh and we got a picture of Tammy Tammy La
- 18:45Speaker 1: Valley up right now. Okay, those eyebrows they're giving early
- 18:50Speaker 1: two thousands, Like it's like five hairs in a line.
- 18:53Speaker 1: And I love that tree.
- 18:54Speaker 3: She was like maybe the big person who carried that
- 18:57Speaker 3: lookover between like the nineteen thirties. In two thousand and three,
- 19:02Speaker 3: she carried it in her hands.
- 19:04Speaker 1: And she also she's got that short haircut. It's not
- 19:09Speaker 1: quite a Karen, it's given. I have a little more
- 19:11Speaker 1: fun than a Karen. But it is like that. It's
- 19:13Speaker 1: like I have a name for that, right, It's like,
- 19:16Speaker 1: I don't call the manager. I just complained to you.
- 19:22Speaker 1: I will take them a lot of your time.
- 19:25Speaker 3: And I love that the hair of like I wanted
- 19:27Speaker 3: a larger shrimp. I expected the shrimp to be bigger.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Right, She's the one who leads a yellp review and
- 19:33Speaker 1: it's like the food is good, but the porches are
- 19:36Speaker 1: very small. Yes, she wants larger porches, but she's not
- 19:40Speaker 1: going to call the police. Aum okay, cute, good for her. So.
- 19:44Speaker 1: Jim Baker was born in nineteen forty and grew up
- 19:47Speaker 1: in Muskegan, Muskegan Mosque's Muskigan so Moskeige in Michigan. Tama
- 19:53Speaker 1: Fey and Jim met in nineteen sixty as students at
- 19:57Speaker 1: North Central Bible College in Minneapolis. Meant to soak, oh,
- 20:01Speaker 1: all right, come on, Bible College. I can't pay to
- 20:04Speaker 1: go to Bible College. Like church is free.
- 20:08Speaker 3: It's a lot of hours potentially, it's how many more hours?
- 20:12Speaker 1: D N It's yeah, and I just get a church.
- 20:15Speaker 1: My timpersent. I don't ask them what they're gonna do
- 20:17Speaker 1: with it the building fund for the building. It never
- 20:19Speaker 1: happens like, look, I'm in my business. I'm gonna start
- 20:22Speaker 1: my own church. So I don't want I don't want
- 20:24Speaker 1: to know what y'all do with.
- 20:25Speaker 3: I start with puppets and then you work here.
- 20:29Speaker 1: I don't know that's how you start a church. You
- 20:31Speaker 1: start with puppets.
- 20:32Speaker 3: It's just day one, one puppet, Day two, two puppets,
- 20:35Speaker 3: Day three church.
- 20:37Speaker 1: And do we think these are like Pinocchio style puppets,
- 20:40Speaker 1: like where you have one of the little string like like,
- 20:43Speaker 1: what is.
- 20:44Speaker 3: That their little they're little hand puppets. Yeah, yeah, they're
- 20:50Speaker 3: like yeah, it kind of like the very early Jim Henson,
- 20:54Speaker 3: I guess is what. It's a little bit like I
- 20:56Speaker 3: now get on the Martians on Sesame Street the menom
- 21:00Speaker 3: not guys. It's a little bit like that, Yeah, because
- 21:02Speaker 3: they're little, their cute little hand puppets and they're just
- 21:05Speaker 3: like there's some good footage of them. I recommend these puppets.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Puppets are hearts sell these dates, but I like them, right, yeah, exactly.
- 21:15Speaker 3: Elmo does want to talk about God and the miracle
- 21:18Speaker 3: of the rock. That kid eat the cookie right.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Almost says you're going to hell. Well, oh my god,
- 21:22Speaker 1: I would love that. Oh my god, that whole rock discourse. Listen,
- 21:25Speaker 1: I'm about to start watching Sesity Straight and Game because
- 21:27Speaker 1: that shit was better re Housewives. I was like, Elmo
- 21:30Speaker 1: is out here dragging the girls. Who's like mad racco
- 21:33Speaker 1: She's like, Elmo, how are you gonna eat the cookie?
- 21:37Speaker 1: It's like, damn almost at it with us, and our ship.
- 21:40Speaker 3: Is like the moment Elmo lost it, Almo decided to
- 21:45Speaker 3: clean the hard rain was gonna fall on Sesame Street.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Zoe is gas lighting here. She should have let him
- 21:51Speaker 1: have that cookie. I couldn't believe that shit. I was like,
- 21:54Speaker 1: let's fight, Let's fight. Okay, meet me at Great Clips
- 21:58Speaker 1: because I'm also going to killed two birds with one
- 22:01Speaker 1: rocco and beat Felicity fucking.
- 22:04Speaker 3: Hair Maria's fixed shop and we will see hands tell.
- 22:11Speaker 1: I was gonna get out that trash. Can we all
- 22:13Speaker 1: just so? For their first date, Jim invited Tammy Faye
- 22:21Speaker 1: to attend church with him, and at the end of it,
- 22:23Speaker 1: he told her, Tammy Lavalley, I have loved you ever
- 22:27Speaker 1: since the minute I saw you walk into school. Sweet
- 22:30Speaker 1: Thang added the sweet thing before asking her to marry him.
- 22:35Speaker 1: How our first day gonna be church? That's so cheap.
- 22:41Speaker 1: Le's gonna be on communion? Can I get a waifer
- 22:43Speaker 1: and a sip of wine? Like? What is this? That's
- 22:47Speaker 1: gant digit college? When they passed the collection plate, he
- 22:51Speaker 1: better at page twice because I'll be.
- 22:53Speaker 3: Damned, it's like, let's go duck show on this collection plate, Tammy.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Right, No, you give it for both of us today. Okay,
- 23:03Speaker 1: he gave his only son. You're given are ours for
- 23:07Speaker 1: both of us? Okay, please get out. So a year
- 23:13Speaker 1: after their marriage, the couple dropped out of school to
- 23:15Speaker 1: pursue their dreams of creating a ministry. From there, they
- 23:18Speaker 1: began traveling and singing evangelists. That's such a while, Like, look,
- 23:24Speaker 1: I'm an actor, you know you working entertainment as well.
- 23:27Speaker 1: You're also a journalist, like you right, Like, I guess
- 23:31Speaker 1: there's our careers that I don't know. Writing that's that
- 23:34Speaker 1: seems like a career that a lot of people go after.
- 23:36Speaker 1: And it doesn't seem that weird. A lot of people
- 23:39Speaker 1: have English degrees, even if they don't use them. But
- 23:42Speaker 1: I feel like the acting of the podcasting side, Look,
- 23:44Speaker 1: that's just like kind of weird shit that we were like, yeah,
- 23:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this for money.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Right because I'm alone. Mom, you don't understand technology.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna talk into a microphone in the room
- 23:58Speaker 1: by myself and people won't pay for it.
- 24:01Speaker 3: It's like, okay, sweetie, I feel like we might have
- 24:03Speaker 3: missed a shot somewhere back.
- 24:08Speaker 1: I don't know about Sarah, Yeah, she says, she goes
- 24:10Speaker 1: talking to her computer aboutself and.
- 24:15Speaker 3: Who foresaw that working out? Although I guess this is
- 24:18Speaker 3: kind of similar because this is like the beginning of
- 24:20Speaker 3: TV being an important medium. So for them to be
- 24:24Speaker 3: like we're going to talk to all of America at once,
- 24:27Speaker 3: everyone would just be like what, No, you're not right.
- 24:32Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's like do a stand up.
- 24:34Speaker 1: There was like we taking Jesus on the road.
- 24:36Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the Jesus farewell to her. It's not
- 24:41Speaker 3: coming back. Yeah, it's like it's I think it's funny.
- 24:46Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it's a way to feel if
- 24:48Speaker 3: if you're a true believer, to feel like you're not
- 24:51Speaker 3: being super ambitious or kind of doing something that calls
- 24:55Speaker 3: on you doing a good job because you're like it's
- 24:58Speaker 3: the Holy Spirit flowing through me and cost a vessel
- 25:01Speaker 3: for all of the holy stuff I'm bringing all around America.
- 25:05Speaker 3: But in real you know, if you take that out
- 25:07Speaker 3: of the equation, which I'm not gonna pass cochect amount
- 25:10Speaker 3: and whether that was there or not, then like you're
- 25:14Speaker 3: just going from down from town to town talking about
- 25:17Speaker 3: God to people and trying to make a living that way.
- 25:19Speaker 3: It's very ballsy.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Extremely It's like y'all were like Jesus the world tool,
- 25:25Speaker 1: you know, and also.
- 25:27Speaker 3: It's selling a product that everyone already has, but we
- 25:32Speaker 3: all do know.
- 25:33Speaker 1: The Bible is free. It's in most hotel rope suites.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Like if you're more a free Bible, you can get it,
- 25:38Speaker 1: Like you could definitely get yourself yourself a free Bible.
- 25:41Speaker 1: And it's like that's the part I feel like where
- 25:43Speaker 1: they brought in the singing because it's like, okay, but
- 25:45Speaker 1: it's also gonna be a concert child, Like we got
- 25:49Speaker 1: a percussionist, we got a gay musician, leader Dad, we
- 25:52Speaker 1: won't tell that he's gay, and we're.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Gonna it's guy as you've never seen before.
- 25:59Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready to throw it in the circle
- 26:01Speaker 1: for Jesus? Okay, show that anointing in a circle. So
- 26:05Speaker 1: you know, they they're basically like, let's take Jesus on
- 26:08Speaker 1: the road, and they both thought, yeah, this is a
- 26:10Speaker 1: good idea. By nineteen sixty six, their ministry had expanded
- 26:14Speaker 1: to Puppet Mint, to a puppet ministry hosted on Pat
- 26:18Speaker 1: Robinson's Christian Broadcast network. So now they're on the Somebody's TV. Okay,
- 26:24Speaker 1: you were right about the puppets, and we'll post this
- 26:27Speaker 1: in the episode. You know, we'll post it on scampas
- 26:28Speaker 1: POD's Instagram, so you guys can see puppins as well.
- 26:30Speaker 1: But you were right. They're the puppets where you stick
- 26:32Speaker 1: the hand up the butt and the puppins are kind
- 26:36Speaker 1: of given quality alligator and like it's an alligator, a dog,
- 26:44Speaker 1: another dog, and a little white girl. These are the puppets.
- 26:49Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what kind of stories they telling.
- 26:53Speaker 3: I also love this looks like an album, and I
- 26:55Speaker 3: love the idea. This just like really expresses how loa
- 26:59Speaker 3: bar the was for attainment at this point in America.
- 27:02Speaker 3: It's an album where you hear puppets singing, which is
- 27:06Speaker 3: obviously very meaningful because it's an album, so they couldn't
- 27:12Speaker 3: the puppet needs to be there in the studio, right,
- 27:15Speaker 3: It's not like you just have someone singing in a voice.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Well, they're also the Dcast Network, so right, this is visual. Also,
- 27:24Speaker 1: I love the naming of this man. I wish I'd
- 27:26Speaker 1: been around for TV around this time, because this is
- 27:29Speaker 1: just the laziest. They named the show Jim and Tammy
- 27:32Speaker 1: and that friends songs and stories.
- 27:36Speaker 3: They're not gonna overthink this one overlost. They have the
- 27:39Speaker 3: battles and overthinking just what's my name? What's your name?
- 27:43Speaker 3: All right? Good?
- 27:44Speaker 1: Now we has shows like yellow Jacket and I'm like, oh,
- 27:48Speaker 1: yellow Jacket, is that about bees? And like, nah, it's
- 27:50Speaker 1: a bunch of girls go each other in the wood.
- 27:52Speaker 1: It's what why's the name yellow Jacket girl? I don't know.
- 27:56Speaker 1: It's interesting. Gets the people going, Okay, the show's call Euphoria.
- 28:01Speaker 1: It's just about a sad kid is doing heroines. What
- 28:04Speaker 1: it's called ephor What a simpler time. Jimmy Tammy and
- 28:10Speaker 1: that free some of the stories. We know what we're
- 28:12Speaker 1: gonna get. So they are on the Christian Broadcast Network. However,
- 28:17Speaker 1: Jim had broader ambitions and was quoted saying it's not
- 28:21Speaker 1: listed in the Bible. But my spiritual gift, my specific
- 28:24Speaker 1: calling from God, is to be a television talk show host. Amen, Jim.
- 28:32Speaker 3: The problem with someone saying that God told them to
- 28:34Speaker 3: do something is that you can't say that he didn't.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Right giving manifest Destiny, she was like, God has told me,
- 28:48Speaker 1: he tasted me. He told me I'm supposed to be
- 28:50Speaker 1: on TV.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Yeah, now you know the thing I most want in
- 28:53Speaker 3: the world as a person. Yeah, God's into it. I
- 28:56Speaker 3: just heard. So Yep, God.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Told me he wants to me to invent Tesla and
- 29:01Speaker 1: use up all the world's resources and kind of go
- 29:04Speaker 1: to space. Eli, nobody told you that. No, God told
- 29:08Speaker 1: me that.
- 29:08Speaker 3: I was surprised God was into it, But like, who
- 29:11Speaker 3: am I to say now? So, yep, here we go.
- 29:13Speaker 3: We're doing it by run.
- 29:19Speaker 1: So eventually Jim got his wish and went on the
- 29:21Speaker 1: co host The seven hundred Club with Pat the beginning
- 29:24Speaker 1: of PTO In nineteen seventy four. After two children, the
- 29:28Speaker 1: Bankers moved to Charlotte, North Carolina, where Jim founded the
- 29:31Speaker 1: Praise the Lord PTL satellite network. Now you gotta have
- 29:36Speaker 1: cable to Prize the Lord like cat Can antenna.
- 29:41Speaker 3: They gotta go into space.
- 29:42Speaker 1: I gotta get countcant the prise the Lord. Okay. So
- 29:47Speaker 1: the program hosted prominent ministers, discussed current affairs, showcase popular
- 29:50Speaker 1: Christian musicians, and featured guests such as the former US
- 29:53Speaker 1: President Ronald Reagan and writer and early leader of the
- 29:57Speaker 1: Black Panther Party Eldrich Cleaver. Oh, they was really covering
- 30:01Speaker 1: the gamut. You know, Flax, we do love some Jesus,
- 30:04Speaker 1: you know, come on representation in CLIs.
- 30:08Speaker 3: It's the one thing we know about Jesus is that
- 30:11Speaker 3: he needs a satellite dish to be able to believe
- 30:14Speaker 3: famously hard of hearing.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Raise like come on now. So in order to fund
- 30:19Speaker 1: the massive enterprise and by airtime, the Bakers hosted telethons
- 30:23Speaker 1: asking viewers to sign up for monthly pledges to become
- 30:26Speaker 1: PTL Club partners. Tammy and Jim showcase their flashy lifestyle
- 30:30Speaker 1: as example of what viewers may achieve if they bought
- 30:33Speaker 1: enough into the PTL ministry and preach that God rewards
- 30:37Speaker 1: faith and heavy tithe and with financial blessings and give
- 30:41Speaker 1: us all your money and then God will make you
- 30:44Speaker 1: rich like us.
- 30:46Speaker 3: You following it makes total sense, right, Like give me
- 30:50Speaker 3: this dollar to give to God and then God will
- 30:53Speaker 3: give you back ten dollars.
- 30:55Speaker 1: And God is all about look live by faith, not
- 30:58Speaker 1: by sight that we stealing. Don't live by that. Don't
- 31:01Speaker 1: look at it, don't look at us, Give us the money,
- 31:03Speaker 1: and have faith that you're gonna get some Wow. Love this.
- 31:07Speaker 1: The show's rating soon vaulted higher and higher and yielded
- 31:10Speaker 1: even greater financial returns. But by the mid nineteen eighties,
- 31:13Speaker 1: the Bakers had a mass a multimillion dollar empia. Whoo
- 31:19Speaker 1: hart is USA gonna keep plowing through the income from
- 31:23Speaker 1: their satellite network allowed the Baker why do you want
- 31:27Speaker 1: to say? If they have two k's, it's the A
- 31:30Speaker 1: kk E R S, And I keep want to say
- 31:32Speaker 1: Barker's or like, it just feels racist to have that
- 31:36Speaker 1: many k's in his name. Bro, I don't.
- 31:39Speaker 3: I'm like trying to figure out where that came from,
- 31:42Speaker 3: because I guess maybe I've seen that spelling something.
- 31:45Speaker 1: It feels like there was three k's. And then the
- 31:47Speaker 1: girls were like, Okay, well the KKK is out, y'all,
- 31:49Speaker 1: Like we should probably x the case the extra case,
- 31:52Speaker 1: and they were like, okay, we'll take one.
- 31:53Speaker 3: Out, one extra. Yeah, let's keep the extra It makes
- 31:56Speaker 3: it a little special. Yeah right, you'll note.
- 32:00Speaker 1: The Bakers with two k's. It's okay. So they use
- 32:04Speaker 1: the money from their satellite Jesus network to purchase a
- 32:08Speaker 1: total of twenty three hundred acres of plan for a
- 32:10Speaker 1: new venture a five hundred from hotel and water park
- 32:13Speaker 1: complex they called Heritage USA. We have a video of
- 32:17Speaker 1: a commercial. Ooh, and this video comes with a side
- 32:21Speaker 1: of racism. Wow, see that extra k. I wasn't wrong,
- 32:24Speaker 1: and everybody knows on the show. I do not read
- 32:26Speaker 1: these beforehand. I do like submit, and you know I
- 32:28Speaker 1: work with Kaylan, our researcher, but I try to be surprised,
- 32:32Speaker 1: like you guys. I want to be along for the ride.
- 32:33Speaker 1: So I think it's very fun that we just were
- 32:35Speaker 1: like the KKK and Bakers and now we have to
- 32:38Speaker 1: get a racism commercial. Ooh, love a racism ad. Play it.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Let's see we're shaking this car.
- 32:52Speaker 3: Very strong child in there.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Pause for one second. I'm gonna I just want to
- 32:56Speaker 1: describe a little bit of this. You guys will like
- 32:58Speaker 1: post sodio going on Instagram. There's so much going on.
- 33:02Speaker 1: So the first scene was a station wagon that definitely
- 33:06Speaker 1: four dudes were like shaken back and forth. I don't
- 33:09Speaker 1: know to give it movement. Don't understand that. They were like,
- 33:11Speaker 1: we can't afford to turn the car on, or like
- 33:16Speaker 1: like me, this is before sound got really good and
- 33:18Speaker 1: they did a bootleg, but they were like, just shake
- 33:21Speaker 1: the car. That don't make it look like its own,
- 33:22Speaker 1: because you know how cars just be shaking like they
- 33:24Speaker 1: had an earthquake. And then they said something about here
- 33:27Speaker 1: to the USA. What did they say? Did you hear that?
- 33:29Speaker 3: The I think how far inherited USA? Which Usa?
- 33:33Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's continue. It's also a lake. Okay,
- 33:41Speaker 1: now there's a camel.
- 33:44Speaker 3: Oh boy, It's like they had finished doing the ad
- 33:52Speaker 3: and then they were like, oh, we forgot to put
- 33:54Speaker 3: in the racism.
- 33:55Speaker 1: Ye just puts on his hose, just hand. What about
- 34:00Speaker 1: time they get a car shaking? Dows went home. It
- 34:03Speaker 1: was tired. So at the end, there's just like a
- 34:07Speaker 1: man who appears to be like a shake, but he's
- 34:11Speaker 1: on a camel and he's got an accent. And I
- 34:16Speaker 1: don't know if it's his real accent or that is
- 34:18Speaker 1: a white man in Tanner. I can't tell you.
- 34:21Speaker 3: He looks like a guy who was like in an
- 34:23Speaker 3: earlier part of the ad and they just had him
- 34:25Speaker 3: double up rolls.
- 34:27Speaker 1: Also, all the white people were in cars, and then
- 34:29Speaker 1: they just had a man pull up on a camel.
- 34:33Speaker 3: What was he gonna buy there? For that matter, I
- 34:36Speaker 3: guess they have water.
- 34:39Speaker 1: I don't even understand. It was the eighties, So.
- 34:43Speaker 3: It's like, we can't make an ad for a theme
- 34:46Speaker 3: park without taking a generalized dig in the Middle East.
- 34:49Speaker 3: It would be unpatriotic, right, It.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Was sary at the end for no reason. Oh, I
- 34:54Speaker 1: love it. So. The park's attractions included a shop that
- 34:58Speaker 1: replicated the experience of shopping in a Jerusalem market place.
- 35:02Speaker 3: King doing chores in ancient Jerusalem.
- 35:06Speaker 1: It was intended to be the world's largest windies What.
- 35:14Speaker 3: A pretty beautiful.
- 35:16Speaker 1: A passion play depicting the life and death of Jesus
- 35:18Speaker 1: Christ with the aid of a light show special effects. Yeah,
- 35:25Speaker 1: I love that. You're gonna go see the Death of
- 35:26Speaker 1: Jesus and you gotta sign a waiver making sure that
- 35:29Speaker 1: you don't have epilepsy first, like a light show. What
- 35:34Speaker 1: So In nineteen eighty six, it added a twelve million
- 35:37Speaker 1: dollar water park that included the world's largest wave pool,
- 35:40Speaker 1: with plants to also install a life sized replica of
- 35:42Speaker 1: Jerusalem as it was in Jesus's day, which would have
- 35:45Speaker 1: been about like zero point seven square miles. Okay, were
- 35:50Speaker 1: they baptizing this white pool too? Also? Like, if I'm
- 35:53Speaker 1: going to part I shall also be able to just
- 35:55Speaker 1: throw in a free baptismal.
- 35:57Speaker 3: You know, I don't see why not.
- 35:59Speaker 1: I mean, and if we pay a little fa extra
- 36:02Speaker 1: fifteen dollars, I should get a souvenir cup and a baptism.
- 36:05Speaker 1: I just feel like that's fair.
- 36:07Speaker 3: So, oh yeah, an ocupont for medium fries.
- 36:11Speaker 1: This is a pretty big park. And this is like
- 36:13Speaker 1: one of those fake beaches that you'll see at water
- 36:16Speaker 1: parks where you can walk in and shallow at first
- 36:19Speaker 1: and then deep and you know, usually body temperature and
- 36:22Speaker 1: just fill up everyone's urine. That's what it's giving. Love
- 36:26Speaker 1: that for them. So one of their large missteps was
- 36:31Speaker 1: that they sold PTL lifetime partnerships for one thousand dollars,
- 36:35Speaker 1: which came with an annual three night stay at the
- 36:38Speaker 1: Heritage Grand Hotel. So many partnerships were sold they amounted
- 36:42Speaker 1: to more than one hundred percent capacity of the hotel
- 36:45Speaker 1: at any time. So they were like, oh, if you
- 36:48Speaker 1: gave us coins, remember because you're in PTL, then we'll
- 36:53Speaker 1: give you one thousand dollars stay. That'll also have three
- 36:57Speaker 1: nights at the Grand Heriage hotel. So basically they couldn't
- 37:00Speaker 1: make money off of the water park because they had
- 37:02Speaker 1: let their disciples book it up all the time. So
- 37:06Speaker 1: many partnerships were sold that they couldn't actually have anybody
- 37:09Speaker 1: else to come. So over three years, followers contributed one
- 37:12Speaker 1: hundred and fifty eight million dollars. This is the eighties,
- 37:16Speaker 1: so almost a billion dollars today. In addition to the hotel,
- 37:20Speaker 1: here and USA also included an extensive campground, RV park, timeshares,
- 37:24Speaker 1: mid range electric hotels, condominiums, all types of stuff. Podcasts
- 37:27Speaker 1: were also encouraged to spend part of their vacation time
- 37:30Speaker 1: volunteering for the ministry.
- 37:35Speaker 3: Not quite a full scientology, but they're they're edging their
- 37:38Speaker 3: way over there.
- 37:42Speaker 1: At least with them. They're like, you can ride the
- 37:45Speaker 1: log water slide, the Moses part of the red seat,
- 37:48Speaker 1: but also we do need you to pick up some
- 37:49Speaker 1: trash in his name.
- 37:51Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you like going to Disney World, we'll
- 37:54Speaker 3: try working at Disney World can't have one without the other.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Makes it all fun, it's godly.
- 37:59Speaker 1: It's only got y'all gotta plunge three toilets for every ricket. Okay,
- 38:04Speaker 1: it's only right. So this saved the ministry thousands of dollars, obviously,
- 38:10Speaker 1: which would be spent on ventures in the future. So
- 38:12Speaker 1: the rist while the Bakers were busy growing their massive
- 38:15Speaker 1: lucrative empire and private they were growing apart. Jim poured
- 38:18Speaker 1: all of his energy into building the PTL network, while
- 38:21Speaker 1: Timmy Fay, though Powerhouse co host herself, felt alone at
- 38:24Speaker 1: home with no help for Jim to like look after
- 38:26Speaker 1: the keys. So now Jim is just like, I got
- 38:28Speaker 1: Jesus business, and he's like, but this little Timmy's softball game.
- 38:33Speaker 1: He was like, he still hate it off a tee.
- 38:38Speaker 3: Timmy waits, don't build themselves. You know.
- 38:42Speaker 1: What do you think making all this Jesus juice me?
- 38:47Speaker 1: He didn't want to help Lord. So in nineteen eighty seven,
- 38:50Speaker 1: The Charlotte Observer published an expose revealing Jim Baker had
- 38:54Speaker 1: sexually assaulted Jessica Han, a twenty nine year old church
- 38:57Speaker 1: secretary from Long Island, more than six years or so
- 39:00Speaker 1: this finally comes out. Jim used like two hundred and
- 39:03Speaker 1: seventy nine thousand dollars of PTL funds to buy Jessica's silence,
- 39:06Speaker 1: but in the following years never admitted despite the evidence
- 39:10Speaker 1: in Jessica's account that the sex was non consensual. So
- 39:13Speaker 1: he's out here being a dirty batman. Jim admitted to
- 39:16Speaker 1: both the affair it's not an affair, bro like, that's
- 39:19Speaker 1: not how affairs work, and hush money, and reluctantly set
- 39:23Speaker 1: down from his position at PTL, handing temporary control over
- 39:26Speaker 1: to teller evangelist Jerry Fallwell. Once at the Helm, Fallwell
- 39:31Speaker 1: discover that PTL was deeply int it bleeding two million
- 39:35Speaker 1: a month. Jim. So, Jim, u's out here being a
- 39:38Speaker 1: nasty man, and you're not even running the business, right like,
- 39:43Speaker 1: Ao badfi?
- 39:44Speaker 3: I think this what's going to go giving someone temporary
- 39:47Speaker 3: control of your business.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Right like? Of course they're going to do some forensic
- 39:51Speaker 1: accounting a man.
- 39:53Speaker 3: Yeah, so I take take it over and don't look
- 39:56Speaker 3: into it too closely.
- 39:58Speaker 1: You are now the face of this. Don't open the
- 40:01Speaker 1: file cabinet, okay, just just just say what we told
- 40:05Speaker 1: you to say. Don't ask no questions. Amen, gonna ask
- 40:11Speaker 1: some questions, bro. So this guy is just a Look,
- 40:15Speaker 1: he's just bad in life, Like Jim, you're a bad person,
- 40:18Speaker 1: you're a bad father, and you're a bad business person,
- 40:22Speaker 1: which is the least important of the three things I listed,
- 40:24Speaker 1: which is why it was last. But still like, damn,
- 40:26Speaker 1: you don't get it.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Nothing that taste some sweaters too. I gotta say, this
- 40:30Speaker 3: is a sweater era and no drip? What that was about?
- 40:34Speaker 1: No drip? He ain't had no drip. You're right about that. So,
- 40:38Speaker 1: working with other evangelists, Fallwell proceeded to fan the flames
- 40:41Speaker 1: of the controversy and open a broad her inquiry into
- 40:43Speaker 1: the growing list of moral and financial misdeeds with n PTL.
- 40:46Speaker 1: So he took it over and was like, yeah, yeah,
- 40:48Speaker 1: I'll take it over fall Well. What a what a
- 40:51Speaker 1: for voting last name? Well, I'm making fall good. So
- 40:57Speaker 1: he went in and he got to digging. At a
- 41:00Speaker 1: press commence in May nineteen eighty seven, Follow said that
- 41:02Speaker 1: the Bakers were no longer fit to lead PTL and
- 41:04Speaker 1: Accusedion Baker of being secretly gay. Fall Well was very homophobic,
- 41:09Speaker 1: All right, Follow, I was on your side until I
- 41:14Speaker 1: guess none of you're gonna be good.
- 41:15Speaker 3: It's clashes of the Titans confusing at times.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Time has morals, but also he's homophobic, so not that
- 41:22Speaker 1: many morals.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Sometimes nobody wins.
- 41:25Speaker 1: Right, everyone's bad. So the controversy put even more scrutiny
- 41:29Speaker 1: on the couple and their expensive lifestyle, which included herriages,
- 41:32Speaker 1: USA's excessive amenities, their mansions, and their air conditioned dog house.
- 41:37Speaker 1: Damn air conditioned doghouse. So the dolls better.
- 41:43Speaker 3: I will defend the air conditioned dog house. I want
- 41:46Speaker 3: all humans to have air conditioning first, But if you're
- 41:49Speaker 3: gonna have to live in a hot climate, fine, got
- 41:53Speaker 3: an air conditioned dog house. If if you're scamming money
- 41:58Speaker 3: from believers, then that's one of probably the least annoying
- 42:01Speaker 3: things you can do.
- 42:03Speaker 1: They have huskies, Like the husky's not supposed.
- 42:05Speaker 3: To be in the heat, right, I don't know what
- 42:07Speaker 3: they have, but like, if it's for the comfort of dogs,
- 42:10Speaker 3: then than I am for it.
- 42:12Speaker 1: You'll got slave dogs.
- 42:17Speaker 3: That's the one thing Harding USA is missing is to
- 42:20Speaker 3: go get around by dog sled like Jesus would have
- 42:23Speaker 3: if he could.
- 42:24Speaker 1: You know, Jesus had a bopslet team, I.
- 42:29Speaker 3: Think with that part of the Bible. But I finished
- 42:31Speaker 3: early too, and you.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Finished early, Like now there's so much Bible left.
- 42:35Speaker 3: The pages are very thin, so much good stuff left.
- 42:38Speaker 1: The pages are very thin, Like why is it's not
- 42:41Speaker 1: the powers? Like it's like see through you like open,
- 42:44Speaker 1: It's like very thin. So Jerry Fallwell zooming down the
- 42:49Speaker 1: Heritage USA water slide in a suit, celebrating the baker ousted.
- 42:53Speaker 1: So we have a we have a photo.
- 42:57Speaker 3: It's such an amazing picture.
- 43:00Speaker 1: So this is Jerry. Jerry came in. He's the home
- 43:02Speaker 1: folk who decided he was going to be cleaning up
- 43:04Speaker 1: the Act of PTO. And for some reason he's fully
- 43:07Speaker 1: in a suit, like a full suit, signing down a
- 43:09Speaker 1: watter sun. Is this a baptismal well? Good question.
- 43:13Speaker 3: I feel like this is the biggest depression mood I've
- 43:16Speaker 3: ever seen. That. That can't be what he's going for,
- 43:18Speaker 3: because I don't think you're allowed to acknowledge the existence
- 43:21Speaker 3: of depression if you're Jerry Fallwell. Right, But sometimes I
- 43:24Speaker 3: feel like going down a water slide in all my clothes.
- 43:27Speaker 3: I'll say that take me to a dying water park
- 43:31Speaker 3: and let me go down in my clothes. Thank you.
- 43:34Speaker 1: I don't know what he thought he was giving, but
- 43:36Speaker 1: it's very strange. So it was also revealed that the
- 43:39Speaker 1: ministry had raised more than double the money needed for
- 43:41Speaker 1: a new hotel called Heritage Towers. The hotel had not
- 43:44Speaker 1: been completed, and yet more money was being solicitous of
- 43:47Speaker 1: the building. Fun don'tt money has also been diverted to
- 43:50Speaker 1: other things, including high salaries and generous bonuses for the
- 43:53Speaker 1: bakers and the PTL board members and public. Tammy Face
- 43:56Speaker 1: stood by Jim. She stood beside him, she said, as
- 43:58Speaker 1: my man, and I'm a stand besid. But in nineteen
- 44:01Speaker 1: eighty eight he was indicted on eight counts of mail fraud.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Who I told y'all about mail frod Guys, don't do
- 44:06Speaker 1: a crime in the mail. It's the penniest way for
- 44:09Speaker 1: the government to catch you. Like uncle said, would be like, okay,
- 44:12Speaker 1: you did do six murders, but we don't got enough
- 44:14Speaker 1: DNA for that. But bitch, you lick the stamp, so
- 44:17Speaker 1: you don't wait that. What don't do mail fraud? Job
- 44:24Speaker 1: you're gonna do it, don't do it in the mail,
- 44:25Speaker 1: because let's have it gonna get you.
- 44:27Speaker 3: This is what mothers should tell their children. It's like,
- 44:31Speaker 3: don't chew the guy you fine under the tables, and
- 44:33Speaker 3: don't do mail fraud, and don't pull a girl's hair.
- 44:36Speaker 1: These are all just pillars of life things you should
- 44:40Speaker 1: all know. Okay, if you didn't deliver something, go do
- 44:42Speaker 1: a dog, get on foot, get a bike, you know,
- 44:46Speaker 1: get a car, take a taxi from work, and charge
- 44:49Speaker 1: your job fifteen hundred dollars, but don't do mail fraud.
- 44:53Speaker 1: So he was indicted on eight counts of mail frod,
- 44:56Speaker 1: fifteen counts of wire fraud, and one count of conspiracy.
- 45:00Speaker 1: He was sentenced to forty five years in federal prison,
- 45:02Speaker 1: which was later reduced to a damn that's a real reduction.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Who did you pay off, Jane?
- 45:09Speaker 3: Oh, so many people.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Jimmy Fay was not indicted. They let her go. So
- 45:13Speaker 1: here's the aftermath. Guys were getting to the end of this.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Three years later, Tammy Faye initiated her divorce, dating how
- 45:19Speaker 1: cruel it would have been for me to have waited
- 45:23Speaker 1: until he walked through those prison doors, happy and filled
- 45:26Speaker 1: with dreams and plans for Jimmy and Tammy. Huh. So
- 45:32Speaker 1: that's her quote, I'm trying to read it one more
- 45:35Speaker 1: time for y'all. She said, how cruel it would have
- 45:37Speaker 1: been for me to have waited until he walked through
- 45:39Speaker 1: those prison doors, happy and filled with dreams and plans
- 45:42Speaker 1: for Jimmy Tammy. So so he was already in jail,
- 45:48Speaker 1: and she was like, okay, wee moll f off for
- 45:50Speaker 1: a divorce. I don't get his this, Like, so you
- 45:52Speaker 1: just waited till he was marinated in jail a little
- 45:54Speaker 1: bit in.
- 45:55Speaker 3: Then saying, way to try and put a positive spent
- 45:58Speaker 3: on divorcing someone in the middle of their being in prison, Like,
- 46:02Speaker 3: I think you have to do what you gotta do,
- 46:03Speaker 3: and sometimes you gotta divorce your spouse. He's in prison,
- 46:09Speaker 3: doesn't mean that best outcome. Yeah, She's saying, like it
- 46:12Speaker 3: would have been worse if I divorced him as soon
- 46:15Speaker 3: as he got out, because then he would be thinking
- 46:18Speaker 3: that a bright future was ahead, but I would be
- 46:19Speaker 3: taking it away. And it's I just think that probably
- 46:22Speaker 3: divorcing someone mid prison has to be the worst time
- 46:25Speaker 3: to divorce them.
- 46:27Speaker 1: And that's okay, Yeah, like definitely get your divorce on this, Like,
- 46:32Speaker 1: definitely do it. But you're you're trying to reframe it like, okay,
- 46:36Speaker 1: but what if I had divorced him when he left prison?
- 46:38Speaker 1: Ding he would be sad because he would have been right,
- 46:40Speaker 1: you know, like like he would have been carved in
- 46:44Speaker 1: the days into the wall. You know.
- 46:48Speaker 3: So wait, you can see that actually this was the best.
- 46:51Speaker 3: This is the ideal time to get divorced.
- 46:54Speaker 1: Yeah, like mid prison in it three years?
- 46:57Speaker 3: Yeah, you're most hopeless, that's the best.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Like what so a year after, Jammy Fay married Roe Messinger,
- 47:05Speaker 1: who helped build much of Heritage USA. So I should
- 47:08Speaker 1: have married somebody else that she was probably seeing around
- 47:10Speaker 1: the church, you know, like they would be looking at
- 47:13Speaker 1: into other's eyes as they like opened up all the
- 47:15Speaker 1: offering envelopes.
- 47:18Speaker 3: I imagine. So or just like from across the water park.
- 47:22Speaker 1: He would hair her like a wafer when they were
- 47:25Speaker 1: having community, he would hold on a little too longly
- 47:30Speaker 1: the finger tips would touch, you know, Like, so now
- 47:33Speaker 1: should have married somebody to church. So however, in nineteen
- 47:36Speaker 1: tenenty four, Rode was convicted of bankruptcy fraud and served
- 47:40Speaker 1: twenty seven months in prison. Damn all, your boo's going
- 47:44Speaker 1: to jail, Tammy.
- 47:45Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a type and.
- 47:48Speaker 1: It's convicted criminal. Now also, like, Tammy, you were very
- 47:53Speaker 1: close to these crimeses, so are you making these men
- 47:57Speaker 1: do the bed feel?
- 48:00Speaker 3: I think we all know who's who's passing down the orders,
- 48:04Speaker 3: and it's God.
- 48:07Speaker 1: Dammy, it's given. Drama always follows me. It's given. Conventions
- 48:11Speaker 1: just follow me. Like everybody I love goes to jail.
- 48:16Speaker 3: They just love Jesus so much that they just go
- 48:19Speaker 3: right to jail.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Right, I'm gonna bet the house.
- 48:21Speaker 3: Too much loving Jesus if that's how you're doing it.
- 48:24Speaker 1: She's like, oh boo, when is your incictment not gon
- 48:27Speaker 1: outfit already? Like what how often are you going to court?
- 48:31Speaker 1: It's a poor curious So Tammy Fay remained married to
- 48:36Speaker 1: Messinger until her death in two thousand and seven at
- 48:38Speaker 1: age sixty five. Following and I love your battle with
- 48:40Speaker 1: pulling cancer. We're all in nineteen ninety four, Jim returned
- 48:43Speaker 1: to Christian broadcasting in two thousand and three. Non'bodyed to
- 48:46Speaker 1: come back from jail. It's my first day out, like
- 48:48Speaker 1: I'm going back to Christian.
- 48:50Speaker 3: Bride Like I'm already a divorced so it's time to
- 48:52Speaker 3: get back on TV. Don't have to worry about getting divorced,
- 48:55Speaker 3: worked out Davis.
- 48:58Speaker 1: If they tried to kill your favorite be everybody opens
- 49:01Speaker 1: it a book of Johant What wow? I was. I
- 49:06Speaker 1: remember when Jesus was in that tone for three days.
- 49:08Speaker 1: That's basically what they did to me. And now I
- 49:11Speaker 1: am out, like what this is okay? And they let
- 49:13Speaker 1: you do this? Wow. So he had The Jim Baker
- 49:16Speaker 1: Show co hosting alongside his second wife, Laurie, who he
- 49:18Speaker 1: married in nineteen ninety eight. Guys, that is the story
- 49:22Speaker 1: of Jim and Tammy Baker. They don't sound like great people.
- 49:27Speaker 1: It's getting bad, But I do like the puppets aspect.
- 49:33Speaker 3: That was you gotta have puppets, you know, the.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Natural involvement from puppets to uh fraud.
- 49:41Speaker 3: I think what I always what I found interesting about
- 49:43Speaker 3: this learning the facts about it is that I always
- 49:47Speaker 3: heard it when I was growing up secondhand as like, well,
- 49:50Speaker 3: it was never reported as an assault. It was reported
- 49:53Speaker 3: as an affair, but it was like Jim Baker had
- 49:55Speaker 3: an affair and then she brought him down and it's like, no, actually,
- 50:00Speaker 3: he committed fraud a lot of it and then happened
- 50:05Speaker 3: to be unveiled for being accused of a sex crime
- 50:08Speaker 3: at the same time. But it's like, no, like, guys
- 50:11Speaker 3: don't get taken down for that in America. Don't be silly.
- 50:15Speaker 3: It was the fraud.
- 50:16Speaker 1: To this day, they don't get taken down for it.
- 50:19Speaker 1: Like I will never defend Gallne Maxwell, and this is
- 50:22Speaker 1: in no way a defensive her, But I find it
- 50:24Speaker 1: very odd that she is the one who's going away
- 50:30Speaker 1: for all of this. Obviously Jeffrey Epstein, the whole situation
- 50:32Speaker 1: like maybe murder, maybe so that we don't know, the
- 50:35Speaker 1: girls will never know. It's giving B six thirteen though,
- 50:38Speaker 1: But who did she traffic all of these women to?
- 50:42Speaker 1: Y'all just gonna be like, oh, she's going to do
- 50:43Speaker 1: it for traffick? And where did where did they stop?
- 50:45Speaker 1: Where did they go? Like, we're not gonna look at it.
- 50:49Speaker 3: We're just like not a two person conspiracy or were
- 50:51Speaker 3: there more people? It seems like it would take more
- 50:54Speaker 3: people like she.
- 50:55Speaker 1: Took them to nowhere, she took them to no one,
- 50:58Speaker 1: like she took them to some one. And that feels
- 51:00Speaker 1: like also a part of the crime, feels right, feels
- 51:04Speaker 1: like also crime. But no, we protect powerful men and
- 51:07Speaker 1: that's why, uh, you know, Tammy's gone and Jim got
- 51:12Speaker 1: back on TV and got a new wife.
- 51:15Speaker 3: Like that's trash and dressed selling fake COVID cures or
- 51:19Speaker 3: fake COVID defense. I mean that's like who isn't at
- 51:22Speaker 3: this point in time. But yeah, that is really there's
- 51:26Speaker 3: something very telling about the fact that he just like
- 51:29Speaker 3: bounced straight back. He's just doing what he did before.
- 51:32Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 51:34Speaker 1: Can't keep a good man down or a mad one.
- 51:37Speaker 1: Just can't keep a man down.
- 51:38Speaker 3: He had not try as you might, try as you might.
- 51:43Speaker 1: He had a forty five year jail SI somehow became.
- 51:46Speaker 3: Eight like that that just pil became I'm on TV again, right,
- 51:51Speaker 3: And then.
- 51:51Speaker 1: They just welcomed him back and they're like, oh, he
- 51:53Speaker 1: had an affair. No, that's not actually what happened. Like
- 51:55Speaker 1: that's a strong reband, that's a real pivot. That's what happened.
- 51:58Speaker 1: It's time for Scammer of a Week is where we
- 52:00Speaker 1: highlighted Charlottan. Maybe we love them, maybe we hate them
- 52:02Speaker 1: like Jim and Tammy. Who knows. So today we're talking
- 52:06Speaker 1: about we're giving, we're keeping it on theme here, we're
- 52:09Speaker 1: keeping it on brand. So the discovery of a plumber
- 52:12Speaker 1: made this past December in a wall behind a toilet
- 52:16Speaker 1: has people questioning if Joel Austin's megachurch Lake Wooch Church,
- 52:19Speaker 1: Come On, Texas, has been involved in fraud. The plumber
- 52:23Speaker 1: Justin Cawley, was removing a toilet at Austin's Texas church
- 52:26Speaker 1: when he discovered about five hundred envelopes filled with money
- 52:30Speaker 1: in the wall. No, the amount of money was not disclosed,
- 52:34Speaker 1: so we still don't know how much money it was.
- 52:38Speaker 1: And Joel Austin is also you know, a TV pastor
- 52:42Speaker 1: who's out here with the whips and the drips. You know, suits,
- 52:46Speaker 1: always tailored cars, always custom for Jesus. And I'll never forget.
- 52:53Speaker 1: And I've talked about this on the podcast before. There
- 52:55Speaker 1: was a hurricane in Houston and they were like, hey, Joel,
- 52:58Speaker 1: can you open the doors to your church because the
- 53:01Speaker 1: girls are in need. And he was like, ooh no.
- 53:09Speaker 3: No room at the end, so sorry, bye bye.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Guy actually had told me he don't want shot to Yeah.
- 53:18Speaker 3: So many conflicting things. It's interesting.
- 53:21Speaker 1: He said, help yourself, he said, Guy said you gotta
- 53:24Speaker 1: pick us up about your own bootstraps. I don't think
- 53:26Speaker 1: God said that, Joe, No, he did.
- 53:30Speaker 3: That's when I was at dason By the airport and
- 53:32Speaker 3: you're welcome to you said, doesn't grant godly to me?
- 53:35Speaker 3: But that's what I heard.
- 53:36Speaker 1: God said, Motel Sis would leave the light off for you.
- 53:40Speaker 1: So I don't know what y'all want me to do, okay,
- 53:43Speaker 1: like trifling. Police believe these envelopes are related to a
- 53:47Speaker 1: twenty fourteen burgulary where more than six hundred thousand dollars
- 53:50Speaker 1: in cash and checks were taken from the church is
- 53:52Speaker 1: Safe by an unknown person who's yet to be discovered.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Since so he not him doing a fake robbery on
- 53:59Speaker 1: him self and then hiding the money in the church.
- 54:03Speaker 3: Uh, I mean, I'm not like, what do I know?
- 54:06Speaker 3: But boy, does that make sense? If you have more
- 54:08Speaker 3: money than you know what to do with, then you
- 54:10Speaker 3: don't want it to get taxed?
- 54:12Speaker 1: All right? And look, this is all this is just
- 54:15Speaker 1: what the facts are from these articles allegedly Allegedly, I
- 54:18Speaker 1: don't know what actually happened. Maybe God wants us to
- 54:21Speaker 1: put money in our plumbing systems. That's not for me
- 54:25Speaker 1: to say. Okay, they're like, you know, Joseph's a lot
- 54:28Speaker 1: of time in the bathroom after we do ties on
- 54:30Speaker 1: offering like he said, he got IDs, but I don't know.
- 54:37Speaker 1: His ideas only flare up when the cash come around.
- 54:40Speaker 1: So I'm just confused. So Maget twenty fourteen, the church
- 54:44Speaker 1: released a statement saying the funds were fully insured and
- 54:47Speaker 1: we're working with the insurance company to restore the stolen
- 54:50Speaker 1: funds to the church. Oh, the funds were insured. Cute,
- 54:54Speaker 1: how convenient. The church was allowed to keep the discovered
- 54:57Speaker 1: envelopes as they had been found on their property. The
- 55:00Speaker 1: nonprofit organization Crime Stoppers gave Collie a check for twenty
- 55:03Speaker 1: thousand dollars for a learning the church to his discovery,
- 55:06Speaker 1: part of the initial award for information relating to the
- 55:08Speaker 1: twenty fourteen burger wary as well. So I will say, Collie,
- 55:12Speaker 1: I'm glad that Crime Stoppers gave you a coin, because
- 55:15Speaker 1: if I was in there working on the pipes and
- 55:17Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I just see a lot of cash,
- 55:23Speaker 1: that plumbing bag gonna get a little heavy. He met
- 55:25Speaker 1: all of his tools in the bathroom, but his bag
- 55:28Speaker 1: was full.
- 55:30Speaker 3: You know, he can had new ones. That's the best
- 55:35Speaker 3: tools in the world now.
- 55:36Speaker 1: But also, Collie, you probably did the right thing because
- 55:39Speaker 1: anybody who's got money hidden behind a wall. That's not
- 55:43Speaker 1: somebody you want to steal from. That's giving crime rime.
- 55:46Speaker 1: It feels like there might be repercussions, like real repercussions
- 55:49Speaker 1: to you stealing from them. But I'm not gonna do that.
- 55:53Speaker 3: These chirchens, they don't play around. I feel like it
- 55:57Speaker 3: feels not so different from my movie world where because
- 56:02Speaker 3: everyone is dressed as flashy as possible and these kind
- 56:06Speaker 3: of rules of etiquette, but everyone kind of agrees what
- 56:09Speaker 3: they're in it.
- 56:10Speaker 1: For, right and it. Instead of doing mob hits, they
- 56:13Speaker 1: smiting people like y'all told me to smite you. I'm like,
- 56:16Speaker 1: you have a forty five that's a nine millimeter with
- 56:19Speaker 1: a laser porter. Yeah, God told me how to smite you. No,
- 56:21Speaker 1: this this is murder like.
- 56:24Speaker 3: It's a Smite mastered Deluxe and uh yeah, there we go.
- 56:29Speaker 1: No, God is just using me through this gun. I
- 56:32Speaker 1: hain't as I'm a vessel, but your murder now, I'm
- 56:36Speaker 1: just you gonna meet him, that's all. You're just wants
- 56:40Speaker 1: to do a little meet and greet.
- 56:41Speaker 3: With Jesus, call me the angel Maker.
- 56:46Speaker 1: Look, God is up the side of auto guys every day,
- 56:48Speaker 1: and you first and live like, no, oh god, I guess.
- 56:54Speaker 3: The Gangster movie. We need this is what we need,
- 56:57Speaker 3: we do.
- 56:58Speaker 1: But Sarah, thank you so much for being the show
- 57:00Speaker 1: we always ask on this podcast. Where do you want
- 57:02Speaker 1: people to find you? Anything you want them to see
- 57:05Speaker 1: any social media's it could be whatever.
- 57:08Speaker 3: Yeah, please find me at your wrong About and at
- 57:12Speaker 3: you are good. Those are on Twitter at you are
- 57:16Speaker 3: a good pod, and at your wrong About And that's
- 57:20Speaker 3: definitely enough places. Enjoy those.
- 57:25Speaker 1: I love it. That's definitely enough places. Guys. As always,
- 57:28Speaker 1: if you want to see the photos and video scam
- 57:29Speaker 1: got his pod on all platforms, I'll post them on
- 57:32Speaker 1: Instagram for sure. If you want to find me, d
- 57:34Speaker 1: I v A l A c I d v A
- 57:36Speaker 1: Lacy on all platforms. All of the first season Mike
- 57:39Speaker 1: Carly is streaming right now. We're about to finish season two.
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- 57:44Speaker 1: right now if you want to see that. Also, Keenan.
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