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Episode #3978 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: it's the world famous Phil Henry Show. It's the greatest
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Speaker 1: value online other than porn. Welcome everybody to today's featured
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Speaker 1: Radio Archive Hour. And we are reaching back to the
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Speaker 1: year 2000, November of 2000. For Bobby Dooley, I was
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Speaker 1: looking to see if we'd ever let off a show
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Speaker 1: with Bobby Dooley in the Radio Archive era that we
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Speaker 1: started here in the summer. And I'm just looking over
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Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks, and I haven't seen her name,
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Speaker 1: so we thought we would kick off today's show with Bobby.
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Speaker 1: This is one from, as I mentioned, November of 2000,
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Speaker 1: where she joins the program, and she believes that if
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Speaker 1: those Columbine boys, if the Columbine boys were riding Razor scooters,
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Speaker 1: they would have kept their guns in their pants, and
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Speaker 1: no one would have gotten hurt. Bobby's very, very impressed with...
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Speaker 1: Whatever the hell it is that she's impressed. She's impressed
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Speaker 1: with money. She's impressed with stature. She's impressed with the
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Speaker 1: Razor scooter. Part 6 in our 11-part series, Children and
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Speaker 1: Their Safety, we have Bobby and Steve Dooley on the line.
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Speaker 2: They are typical Americans.
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Speaker 1: They have three sons who are in grade school and
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Speaker 1: middle school, and they, of course, are concerned about safety and,
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Speaker 1: you know, about what's going on with the kids out there.
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Speaker 2: Bobby, how are you?
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Speaker 3: I'm good, Phil. Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Tell us a little bit about what concerns you and
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Speaker 2: your husband.
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Speaker 3: Phil, we have an 11-year-old son named Seth, and he
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Speaker 3: had his 11th birthday on Saturday. And I told the boys,
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Speaker 3: let's have some fun. I thought that what we could
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Speaker 3: do was really make a statement about who we are.
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Speaker 3: And I wanted all of his friends to come over
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Speaker 3: with their razors. And let's have some fun.
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Speaker 2: Now, what is that?
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Speaker 3: You know what a Razor is, right?
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 2: Is that... Wait a second. The Razor is a... Is
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Speaker 2: that the scooter?
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Speaker 3: Well, Phil, you're half right. The Razor is really... It's
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Speaker 3: really more of a lifestyle than a scooter. They do
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Speaker 3: make scooters, but the Razor is.
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Speaker 4: Top of the line, Phil.
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Speaker 1: It is the top of the line scooter. These are
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Speaker 1: the scooters that the kids run around on with one,
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Speaker 1: you know.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't call them scooters, though. We call them Razors.
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Speaker 3: The Razor is the best. And it's really, like I said,
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Speaker 3: it's more of a lifestyle than it is a scooter.
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Speaker 1: My daughter has one of those. She has a Just Go,
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Speaker 1: and we got her another one for her birthday, which
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Speaker 1: was a blue one.
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Speaker 3: Did you get her a Razor?
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Speaker 2: No, she has one that's called Just Go.
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Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking
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Speaker 3: about the scooter? No, I know you're talking about a scooter, Phil,
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Speaker 3: but this is a different thing entirely. The Razor is
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Speaker 3: the best scooter that you can buy a child. And
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Speaker 3: we're talking about the Razor.
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Speaker 2: So your son, I guess, has the top-of-the-line scooter, the Razor.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Seth has the top-of-the-line, and we invited
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Speaker 3: a bunch of his friends over.
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Speaker 2: Do they all have this Razor?
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Speaker 3: Yes, they do.
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Speaker 2: Okay, my daughter doesn't have that. She's got a Just Go.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's really the difference between... driving a
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Speaker 3: Ford Camaro or something and a Mercedes.
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Speaker 2: Oh, so this is a really good one then. I mean,
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Speaker 2: I'm not familiar.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is. It's really, really good. And one
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Speaker 3: of the kids, so anyway, we had what I thought
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Speaker 3: was going to be a great afternoon. And we invited
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Speaker 3: all the kids over with their Razor scooters. And one
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Speaker 3: of the kids showed up with sort of a skateboard
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Speaker 3: homemade thing. It had the handlebars attached. hammered into it,
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Speaker 3: and I will tell you, Phil, and I'm saying this
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Speaker 3: very honestly, I needed help sitting down, and thank God
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Speaker 3: Steve knew where I kept my Motrin.
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Speaker 2: Well, what happened?
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Speaker 3: Well, in fact, I had a Motrin Midol cocktail because, Phil,
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Speaker 3: I felt betrayed. I really felt betrayed.
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Speaker 2: What did you feel betrayed? Did you have the kids
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Speaker 2: come over with the scooters?
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Speaker 3: No, we invited them over because, first of all, the
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Speaker 3: boys that we invited over We're from the Western Estates community,
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Speaker 3: our gated community.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 3: One of the boys came over with a skateboard with
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Speaker 3: the handlebar nailed to it.
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Speaker 2: Was that a razor?
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Speaker 3: No, Phil, it's not a.
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Speaker 4: Phil, a razor's the top of the line. This kid
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Speaker 4: came over with a skateboard.
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Speaker 1: Oh, so the kid that came over had a hammered-together
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Speaker 1: skateboard thing?
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Speaker 3: Exactly. And I took a Motrin-Midal cocktail because I was
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Speaker 3: getting palpitations... And I found out, and I thank God,
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Speaker 3: I found out that the kid with the skateboard is
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Speaker 3: a cousin of one of the boys that we invited,
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Speaker 3: and he doesn't live at Western Estates. He lives across
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Speaker 3: Valley Circle in the Canyon Creek townhomes. Oh, my God, Phil.
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Speaker 2: All right, so was the problem that he had.
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Speaker 1: See, Catherine has the Just Go.
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Speaker 2: No, you can't... And that's not good?
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Speaker 3: It's not a razor. The Just Go is whatever that is.
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Speaker 2: Okay, but she has this scooter that it's the same thing, right?
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Speaker 3: No, it isn't.
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Speaker 1: But isn't it the one with the two wheels that
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Speaker 1: the kids push themselves around?
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Speaker 3: Yes, yes. It has two wheels. The kids push themselves around.
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Speaker 3: All comparisons end there. The Razor is top of the line.
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Speaker 3: It is the most expensive. My son has one. His
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Speaker 3: friends have them. What your daughter has and what the
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Speaker 3: boy from the Canyon Creek townhomes had, are, you know.
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Speaker 2: That's lower. It's not as good?
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Speaker 3: It's not as good, no, Phil. It really isn't. And
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry to tell you that. You know, but it
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Speaker 3: really isn't any good.
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Speaker 2: Well, she looks like she has fun.
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Speaker 3: I mean... Well, she doesn't know. She doesn't know how good...
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Speaker 3: She doesn't know how good it can feel.
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Speaker 2: All right, so... Okay, so she doesn't have a good one.
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Speaker 2: The kid came over.
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Speaker 3: This kid comes over with the hammer-together one.
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Speaker 4: Phil, let me.
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Speaker 3: Here's my husband, Steve. Steve, go ahead.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Phil, your daughter has a Just Go, and that's
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Speaker 4: really a piece of crap, and this kid had a skateboard.
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Speaker 4: It's crap. Okay?
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Speaker 2: All right, so the scooter that we got, Catherine, is crap?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Phil, it's Bobby, Phil.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the racer's top of the line, and what your
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Speaker 3: daughter has, and I know you love her, and I
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Speaker 3: know you want the best for her, but you got
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Speaker 3: her Just Go?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's crap.
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Speaker 2: It's crap. Does that mean she can get hurt?
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Speaker 3: I don't know. No, I don't know that she can
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Speaker 3: get hurt. I do know that it's not the same thing. Anyway,
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Speaker 3: I want to continue the story here, Phil.
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Speaker 2: All right, hold on. I want to give her a number.
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Speaker 2: It's 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 1: It's the Phil Hendry Show, Part 6 in our 11-part series,
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Speaker 1: Children and Their Safety. We're talking with Bobby and Steve
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Speaker 1: Dooley from Western Estates, and they're talking about having a
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Speaker 1: birthday party where their son and his friends had their
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Speaker 1: razor scooters. And I guess that's top of the line.
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Speaker 1: except one kid showed up with a skateboard and a
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Speaker 1: handlebar is nailed to it?
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Speaker 3: That's right, and that is not a razor. What I
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Speaker 3: found out, though, that he does not live at Western Estates.
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Speaker 1: You found out that that boy with the skateboard did
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Speaker 1: not live at Western Estates.
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Speaker 2: He's from where?
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Speaker 3: He's from across the street at Canyon Creek Town Homes.
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Speaker 3: One of the great things about the razor, Phil, it
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Speaker 3: has a wheelie bar in the back. No other one does, okay?
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Speaker 2: A wheelie bar.
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Speaker 3: That's right. Anyway, I wanted to tell you, when I
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Speaker 3: found out that this boy didn't live there, I felt
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Speaker 3: so renewed. I really thank God. at that moment that
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Speaker 3: we didn't have a family here that let their children
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Speaker 3: play with homemade toys. And thank you, God. Thank you, Jesus.
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Speaker 3: I just, I felt so renewed. I felt renewed and
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Speaker 3: with the spirit of the Lord.
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Speaker 2: All right, but you're talking about a toy called the Razor.
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Speaker 3: Top of the line.
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Speaker 1: And the other kids had that, but this little boy
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Speaker 1: didn't and Catherine didn't. The Phil Henry Show. Bobby Dooley
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Speaker 1: and Steve Dooley with us here talking about their son
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Speaker 1: had a birthday party and all the kids came over
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Speaker 1: with razors, which is a top-of-the-line scooter, except one kid
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Speaker 1: who had a skateboard. But the kid with the skateboard
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Speaker 1: doesn't live there, so you feel better.
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Speaker 3: Live at Western Estates, no, Phil. And really, we feel,
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Speaker 3: all I'm saying is what we're busy doing now is
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Speaker 3: ascertaining how the boy got in here and what we
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Speaker 3: can do to keep this from happening again. I just
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Speaker 3: think of those people in Colorado and the Columbine shootings,
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Speaker 3: and we don't want that to happen here. If you
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Speaker 3: allow that kind of freedom to a child.
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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you're talking about a kid who had
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Speaker 2: a skateboard. What's that got to do with the Columbine shootings?
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Speaker 3: I'm saying... that our boy had a razor, which is
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Speaker 3: a top-of-the-line scooter.
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Speaker 1: And the other boy had a skateboard with a hammered-on handlebar.
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Speaker 3: Right. And you know what happened at Columbine?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what happened at Columbine. I don't know
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Speaker 2: what this has to do with it.
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Speaker 3: Phil, we are trying to keep a uniform approach... You
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Speaker 3: allow a child the freedom to come into Western states
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Speaker 3: where we have $ 900, 000 homes with a skateboard and handlebars
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Speaker 3: nailed to it, and you don't think we'll have another
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Speaker 3: Columbo shooting?
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Speaker 2: No, I don't, okay?
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Speaker 3: Well, that's a difference of opinion.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a difference of opinion, I guess. Here is
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Speaker 2: a mobile on the 14 on the Phil Hendry Show. Hello.
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Speaker 6: Hi, how are you doing?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just wanted to comment.
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Speaker 6: I just felt that the woman's being a snob. I mean,
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Speaker 6: because a kid couldn't afford a $ 200 scooter, all of
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Speaker 6: a sudden he's going to go into a school and
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Speaker 6: commit a mass murder?
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Speaker 5: No, I think that's a little outlandish.
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Speaker 3: No, I didn't say that.
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Speaker 6: That's what you're stating, ma'am, because he showed up. And
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Speaker 6: he couldn't afford.
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Speaker 3: What the other kids apparently could afford to spend $ 200.
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Speaker 7: For a scooter.
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Speaker 3: Are you familiar? And then he's going to go out
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Speaker 3: and be a mass murderer. Are you familiar with the Razor?
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Speaker 3: You know what a Razor is?
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Speaker 6: Yes, I know exactly what a Razor is. I just
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Speaker 6: bought my son a scooter for his birthday, which was
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Speaker 6: in August.
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Speaker 3: Is it a Razor?
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Speaker 5: And I priced them, and.
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Speaker 6: I thought they were a little overpriced.
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Speaker 3: Okay, there you go. That's what we're talking about. That's
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Speaker 3: the difference between you and what we... have at Western Estates. Oh,
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Speaker 3: excuse me.
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Speaker 6: So all of a sudden I'm dirt because I come
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Speaker 6: from the Santa Clarita area?
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Speaker 3: No, I didn't call you dirt, but I did say
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Speaker 3: that we would probably not want your boy, you know,
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Speaker 3: socializing with our boy.
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Speaker 4: No, you know, it might be the opposite.
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Speaker 6: I probably wouldn't want my kid socializing with your boy
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Speaker 6: because I teach my child morals and not to judge
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Speaker 6: people because they can't afford high-priced items.
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Speaker 3: We are trying to keep from happening here what happened
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Speaker 3: in Colorado. And the first step are these scooters that
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Speaker 3: are not razor. They are not top of the line.
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Speaker 3: They're running around with handlebars nailed into skateboards. It's all very,
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Speaker 3: very uncontrolled and very much a Bo Brummel kind of thing.
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Speaker 3: And if you want a child to pick a gun up,
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Speaker 3: then you go ahead and give him a skateboard with
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Speaker 3: handlebars nailed into it.
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Speaker 6: I think you're being a little outrageous, ma'am.
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Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
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Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
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Speaker 1: You're saying that Columbine's going to happen because some kid
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Speaker 1: got into your Western Estates gated community with a bad scooter.
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Speaker 3: He had a bad scooter, yes. Keep the bad scooter out. Well...
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for your call, sir.
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Speaker 8: 1-800-449-8686.
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Speaker 2: San Jose on the Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 5: Hello.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I think this lady is out of her mind
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Speaker 9: because I think the kid came up with some ingenuity
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Speaker 9: putting wheels in.
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Speaker 2: What about that? Yeah, what about a little boy who's
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Speaker 2: able to hammer together?
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Speaker 3: Well, that's fine for him, but we don't live at
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Speaker 3: Canyon Creek.
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Speaker 9: How does she tie Columbine with? With a razor?
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Speaker 4: I mean, she's out of her mind.
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Speaker 3: No, I'm saying he lives at Canyon Creek.
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Speaker 4: Out of your mind.
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Speaker 3: How do you figure that?
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Speaker 4: Because.
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Speaker 9: What's your correlation? You know, what basis are you coming
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Speaker 9: up with this?
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Speaker 3: My correlation for what? I'm sorry.
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Speaker 9: For tying a Columbine with either a young kid owning
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Speaker 9: a razor or a piece of wood with trucks and
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Speaker 9: handlebars on them.
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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, I don't tie Columbine to the razor.
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Speaker 3: The razor is top of the line.
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Speaker 9: Okay, so who cares if it's top of the line?
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Speaker 9: And Phil bought his daughter a go.
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Speaker 2: I got Catherine a just go, okay?
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Speaker 3: Kids don't care. Kids like what they like.
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Speaker 9: And I don't think you're teaching your kid any values
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Speaker 9: if you're giving them everything they want. It has to
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Speaker 9: be top of the line.
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Speaker 3: What are you teaching them?
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Speaker 9: I agree that you pay for what you get, but
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Speaker 9: when you're talking about little kids, they don't care. They
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Speaker 9: just want to go out and have fun. And if
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Speaker 9: you're making a big stink about some lady or some
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Speaker 9: kid bringing his... his wooden skateboard over with nailed handlebars
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Speaker 9: on it. I just think it's wrong.
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Speaker 3: We teach our children to appreciate only the very best in,
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Speaker 3: for instance, seafoods, the very best in accoutrements, clothing, tile work.
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Speaker 2: What is she talking about?
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Speaker 7: You know....
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Speaker 3: I want to say thank.
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Speaker 4: You very much. Oh, look at that.
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Speaker 2: She hung up. She just hung up.
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Speaker 9: You know what? She needs to get a grip.
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Speaker 2: Well, Mike, what did she tell you?
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Speaker 1: Michael, she told you that she is concerned for kids' safety,
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Speaker 1: but she never said the Razor is safer. She just
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Speaker 1: said that it's a nicer scooter.
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Speaker 9: Who cares?
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Speaker 3: Kids don't care.
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Speaker 9: Kids just want to have fun.
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Speaker 1: But what's that got to do with teaching her kids
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Speaker 1: the very finest in seafood and tires?
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Speaker 2: And tile work.
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Speaker 4: I have no idea.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Ms. Dooley? All right, Ms. Dooley?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Don't ever hang up on me again, okay? I won't
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Speaker 2: have you back on the show.
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Speaker 3: I love my children. I don't know if the man
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Speaker 3: on the air right now has children, but I care
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Speaker 3: very much for mine. And if he minimizes or ridicules
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Speaker 3: my love for my children, I will hang up on him.
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Speaker 4: Well, that's fine.
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Speaker 2: Well, that's what he did.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 4: What you're doing is you're.
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Speaker 9: Isolating your child from somebody else that could bring something
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Speaker 9: else to the table.
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Speaker 4: Sir, this is Steve Dooley. I don't know any way
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Speaker 4: to talk to my wife that way.
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Speaker 3: Well, you know what?
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Speaker 9: I mean, if you think like that, too, well, then.
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Speaker 3: You know what?
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Speaker 4: I mean. Great.
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Speaker 9: I'll just be sure to keep my kids away from yours.
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Speaker 4: Well, fine with you.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Sir, thank you for your call. Here is St. Louis
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Speaker 1: on the Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 3: Hello.
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Speaker 7: Hello.
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Speaker 8: I just wanted to call and make a comment about
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Speaker 8: the Razor. What does the dollar amount spent on a
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Speaker 8: Razor or a scooter have to do with the Columbine shooting?
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Speaker 3: I guess I'm not gathering her point. No, what I'm
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Speaker 3: saying is that, are you familiar with the Razor?
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Speaker 8: Absolutely, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Okay, it's the finest scooter made.
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Speaker 8: I guess I haven't heard why it is the finest
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Speaker 8: scooter made. You keep saying that.
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Speaker 3: Like a sales pitch. It just is. It just is.
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Speaker 3: It's not just a scooter. It is a lifestyle. The
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Speaker 3: young boy or girl on a razor, they're on the go.
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Speaker 3: And they have, you know, the wind in their hair.
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Speaker 8: And the child with the skateboard with the handle hammered in,
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Speaker 8: he is also on the go.
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Speaker 3: I think it is dangerous. I think it's a little dangerous,
16:59
Speaker 3: that's all. Now, Canyon Creek, this is a townhome development.
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Speaker 3: I don't ordinarily let my boys go over there. But
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Speaker 3: one of these kids that came over was a cousin
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Speaker 3: of one of the boys... that lives at Western Estates,
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Speaker 3: and he scared me with the skateboard. We have to
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Speaker 3: find ways to keep this kind of thing from happening.
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Speaker 3: Having that little boy infesting Western Estates is scary, and
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Speaker 3: we're trying to bring our kids up in a better
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Speaker 3: society than the less privileged.
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Speaker 8: What does safety have to do with the Columbine shooting?
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Speaker 8: I can understand your point about safety.
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Speaker 3: I would say that the Columbine shooting is very unsafe,
17:35
Speaker 3: and if you don't get.
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Speaker 2: That, Well, I think the gentleman gets that.
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Speaker 3: Well, then why would he ask a stupid question?
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Speaker 8: Well, you made the comment.
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Speaker 1: That razors, if a kid's running around on a skateboard,
17:46
Speaker 1: thank you for your call, sir. If a kid's running
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Speaker 1: around on a skateboard, then he is somehow going to
17:50
Speaker 1: pick up a gun and start firing.
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Speaker 3: I am saying that it begins with a hammered handlebar.
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Speaker 2: It begins with it.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: All right, here is Chesterfield on the Phil Hendry Show. Hello.
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Speaker 3: Yes, hi.
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Speaker 2: Hi, ma'am.
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Speaker 8: He just bought my brother a razor shooter.
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Speaker 5: But I don't understand.
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Speaker 3: Because you give kids money, is that going to make
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Speaker 3: them a better... Are they going to be good kids? No, no.
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Speaker 3: What I was trying to say to the other gentleman
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Speaker 3: is that we have exposed our children to the laissez-faire,
18:25
Speaker 3: to the life... Vive la distance. Do you speak French? No.
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Speaker 2: All right.
18:33
Speaker 3: Well, what that means basically is The elegant life. Oh, sure.
18:40
Speaker 3: And we want our boys to understand elegance, tailoring, fine
18:44
Speaker 3: tailored shoes, all of the nice things. I have fine
18:49
Speaker 3: tailored shoes, but if I don't, are my kids going
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Speaker 3: to run out and, you know.
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Speaker 6: Shoot up their school?
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Speaker 3: No, what I'm saying is we want our boys to
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Speaker 3: appreciate cuffed slacks as opposed to the straight leg.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Your son has a razor?
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Speaker 8: You are not serious.
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Speaker 3: No. Let me ask you a question. Your brother has
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Speaker 3: a razor? Uh-huh. Where do you live?
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Speaker 5: Only because that's the.
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Speaker 1: Only brand we know, and my mom bought it for him.
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Speaker 3: Well, good for her. Good for her. If you're in California,
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Speaker 3: we'd love to have him come over and play with
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Speaker 3: our boys. Okay?
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 4: You're crazy.
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Speaker 3: Do you live in California?
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Speaker 5: No, I live in Phoenix.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm awfully sorry. But that's what we're talking about, Phil.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you're talking about having your boys appreciate cuffed slacks and.
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Speaker 3: The egalitarian life. The life of the plume. The plumed life.
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Speaker 3: That's what we're talking about.
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Speaker 2: The plumed life.
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Speaker 3: Yes. I'll give an example. My boys know the difference
19:52
Speaker 3: between regular Spanish paving tiles and the limestone tile or
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Speaker 3: the straight marble. And they know what they're going to
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Speaker 3: have in the entryways of their homes. And they're only
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Speaker 3: 12 and 11. Do your children know how they're going
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Speaker 3: to have the entryway in their home?
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Speaker 2: Do my kids know how they're going to have.
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Speaker 3: How are they going to have the entryway? How are
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Speaker 3: they going to, what architect are they going to hire?
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Speaker 2: They're 11. They don't know yet.
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Speaker 3: I feel sorry for you.
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Speaker 2: You feel sorry for me.
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Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to have to go home and
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Speaker 1: find out which architect they're hiring. They're only 11, and
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Speaker 1: they haven't even freaking, they don't even know what a house,
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Speaker 1: how to buy a, never mind.
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Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 1: 1-800-449-8686 with Bobby and Steve Dooley from Western Estates Homeowners Association.
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Speaker 2: Her son, Seth, had a birthday party.
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Speaker 1: The Razor, as we're talking about this Razor scooter, which
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Speaker 1: is the top-of-the-line scooter.
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Speaker 2: All the kids are riding these scooters now.
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Speaker 3: And, Phil, the Razor is really top-of-the-line for a lot
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Speaker 3: of reasons, but it does have the wheelie bar. And
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you knew they had the wheelie bar.
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Speaker 4: It's got a wheelie bar in the back, Phil, to
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Speaker 4: help a kid to do the wheelie.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it has the wheelie bar. Okay. My daughter has
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Speaker 2: that Just Go.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is not a Just Go, Phil. You have
21:02
Speaker 3: to stop and just take a deep breath. This is
21:05
Speaker 3: not a Just Go.
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Speaker 2: I was going to say, I don't know whether she
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Speaker 2: has a wheelie bar or not.
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Speaker 4: No, the wheelie bar is on the razor.
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Speaker 2: The wheelie bar is on the razor?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: The wheelie bar is on the razor, and your daughter
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Speaker 3: having a Just Go doesn't make any difference because this
21:19
Speaker 3: is better.
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Speaker 2: All right, but anyway, you were upset because some kid and.
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Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't upset.
21:25
Speaker 2: Well, you said that you needed.
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Speaker 1: A Motrin MyDoll cocktail after you saw a kid come
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Speaker 1: onto your property with a skateboard with the handlebars hammered in.
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Speaker 3: I got a little upset, yeah.
21:36
Speaker 1: Well, that sounds like Borden's a little upset and eating
21:38
Speaker 1: a Modron Midol cocktail.
21:39
Speaker 2: But anyway, you said that you needed to... You want
21:43
Speaker 2: to find out how to keep the kid off of
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Speaker 2: your property?
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Speaker 3: I just think, Phil, that you're going to have things... Jonestown,
21:52
Speaker 3: which was in Guyana, 900 people committed suicide. I don't
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Speaker 3: think any of us want to see that happen again.
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Speaker 2: Because of a scooter? A scooter?
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Speaker 4: Phil, is Jonestown just.
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Speaker 3: It's the tip of the iceberg.
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Speaker 4: It's the tip of the iceberg with a lot of things.
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Speaker 1: Jonestown's the tip of the iceberg. But I don't know
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Speaker 1: that anybody... They didn't have scooters at Jonestown, so I don't...
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Speaker 1: We don't know.
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Speaker 3: What we're trying to do is be smart with our children,
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Speaker 3: that's all.
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Speaker 2: All right, here's Indianapolis on the Phil Henry Show. Hello.
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Speaker 5: You know, I grew up in a family of... With
22:32
Speaker 5: lots of money. And we've got homes in Palm Springs, Canada,
22:36
Speaker 5: the Cayman Islands.
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Speaker 3: A ton of money.
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Speaker 5: I'm 33 years old. I'm about to open my other business.
22:41
Speaker 5: I'm an employer. Access to a ton of money. I
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Speaker 5: was taught to respect people.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely.
22:47
Speaker 5: I want to tell you something.
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Speaker 3: You sound like you come from a fine family.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I do.
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Speaker 3: And you know what?
22:53
Speaker 5: Apparently you don't, because that's just unbelievable. You know, I'm
22:57
Speaker 5: just going to get to my other point, too. You
22:59
Speaker 5: tied in. You know, if you could be so kind
23:01
Speaker 5: as to shut up while I'm talking, you're so rude.
23:04
Speaker 5: You don't even know how to be kind.
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Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything. You know what?
23:06
Speaker 4: Well, you're going, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Speaker 5: Columbine and a skateboard.
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Speaker 3: You know what?
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Speaker 5: The Menendez brothers lived a good life. And you know what?
23:15
Speaker 5: You're going to wake up in a pool of blood
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Speaker 5: when you raise those wackos.
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Speaker 3: The way you do. I'm driving on the road.
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Speaker 5: I cannot believe what I'm hearing. I thought this was
23:24
Speaker 5: a put-on.
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Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question. Do you think those
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Speaker 3: boys that shot up the school in Colorado... Do you
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Speaker 3: think they were riding razors or something less than that?
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Speaker 5: I bet you the Menendez brothers would be riding razors.
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Speaker 3: No. No, they're not. And those boys... They didn't have
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Speaker 3: razors when the Menendez did their parents.
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Speaker 5: No, they were driving BMWs.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Well, I didn't say... Razors. We have a Lexus.
23:45
Speaker 3: We have a Lexus. Thank you. This is just nuts.
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Speaker 5: I can't even talk to you anymore. It's a waste
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Speaker 5: of my time.
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Speaker 3: No, we have a Lexus.
23:49
Speaker 5: But I just... You have a Lexus. I thought this
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Speaker 5: whole thing was a joke. That's why I called.
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Speaker 3: I don't think it's funny when a kid comes onto
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Speaker 3: my property.
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Speaker 5: You're a moron.
23:57
Speaker 3: You're a.
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Speaker 9: You know what?
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Speaker 3: You're a Nazi.
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Speaker 4: You're a Nazi.
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Speaker 3: I didn't call you a name.
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Speaker 5: You're a separatist Nazi. You're a class warfare separatist Nazi.
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Speaker 3: No, I didn't call you a name. Why are you
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Speaker 3: calling me a name?
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm just making a good analogy.
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Speaker 3: A good analogy?
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Speaker 5: I'm fitting you into a group. You want to fit
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Speaker 5: yourself into a group with Miss Western Estates?
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Speaker 3: I had to take.
24:13
Speaker 5: You couldn't tie the shoes of my housekeeper.
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Speaker 3: I had to take a Motrin-Midal cocktail. You should be... Yeah,
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Speaker 3: you should be.
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Speaker 5: On some lobotomy like Xanax or something, man. You should be.
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Speaker 3: uh.
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Speaker 5: whatever you know i like it that i would be.
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Speaker 4: A part of my wife you know what way we
24:29
Speaker 4: talk about what.
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Speaker 5: Yeah you are you you can pick a buddy anyway
24:33
Speaker 5: you ought to be uh.
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Speaker 9: you guys couldn't.
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Speaker 5: Fit into the table with my uh... with my family
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Speaker 5: my housekeeper no way i.
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Speaker 3: Don't like my head is off to you for your
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Speaker 3: family having money i think that's wonderful.
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Speaker 5: But you know that i would love to be able
24:44
Speaker 5: to be that i don't know what it's about what
24:45
Speaker 5: it's about is being kind are you really back.
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Speaker 3: For hearing any of that was during the indianapolis metropolitan area.
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Speaker 5: On my way there right now, it's a little tripping.
24:54
Speaker 3: When you come to the Los Angeles area, look us up.
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Speaker 5: I got a house in Rancho Mirage, Palm.
24:59
Speaker 3: Springs, baby. Then you need to look us up.
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Speaker 4: Hey, that's really cool out there. I like La Quinta, too.
25:05
Speaker 4: We go to La Quinta.
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Speaker 3: I love La Quinta.
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Speaker 4: It's La Quinta.
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Speaker 5: You know something?
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Speaker 3: You're very rude for having money.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: You know what?
25:16
Speaker 5: I'm very respectful.
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Speaker 3: You're very rude.
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Speaker 9: You know what?
25:19
Speaker 5: I know the time and the place. Anyway, yeah, go
25:22
Speaker 5: out to La Quinta again, buddy.
25:25
Speaker 3: Anyway.
25:25
Speaker 4: Go out to La Quinta and play golf out there. Yeah.
25:29
Speaker 2: A lot of people play golf in La Quinta.
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Speaker 5: You know something, Phil?
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Speaker 3: What's the point of making fun of us?
25:35
Speaker 5: Why are you doing this?
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Speaker 3: Why are the two of you making fun of us?
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Speaker 2: Well, come on.
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Speaker 5: I thought this was a joke. I didn't think this
25:43
Speaker 5: was real. It was like a Saturday Night Live on
25:46
Speaker 5: radio when I heard it.
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Speaker 2: When I called in, I couldn't believe it.
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Speaker 1: You're talking about, Bobby, Jonestown, and then you asked me,
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Speaker 1: were there scooters at Jonestown?
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Speaker 3: No, Phil, you said that.
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, logically, I would say that. You brought up Jonestown,
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Speaker 1: so I'm saying, well, there must have been scooters. Did
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Speaker 1: they have razors at Jonestown?
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Speaker 3: You know something, Phil? If you use your logic, I
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Speaker 3: think you'd come to the conclusion, no, they did not.
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Speaker 3: Because the razor is top of the line. And I'm
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Speaker 3: sure the gentleman in Indianapolis can at least grasp that much. What,
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Speaker 3: top of the line?
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Speaker 5: Hey, I appreciate good stuff.
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Speaker 3: Do you think they had.
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Speaker 5: I like buying good stuff because it lasts longer, but
26:26
Speaker 5: somebody can't afford to. Does not make them a wacko
26:29
Speaker 5: less of a person.
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Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, apparently it's the opposite. Well,
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Speaker 3: those people in Jonestown were poor. They didn't have razor scooters, okay?
26:37
Speaker 3: And they probably didn't have limestone entryways.
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Speaker 1: In Jonestown, they didn't have limestone entryways. They had wooden palafitos, man.
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Speaker 1: They had like a jungle thing. Thank you, sir, for
26:48
Speaker 1: your call, okay? So they didn't have, and you know what?
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Speaker 1: If you can produce one photograph of Jim Jones pushing
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Speaker 1: a scooter around there, man.
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Speaker 2: You're my hero.
26:56
Speaker 3: You are so ridiculous.
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Speaker 2: No, you're ridiculous. Bring it up, Jonestown. Here's San Antonio
27:03
Speaker 2: on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 1: Hello?
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Speaker 5: Hello?
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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, go ahead.
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Speaker 7: Yes, I was just wondering if this top-of-the-line scooter, is
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Speaker 7: it platinum or gold-plated? It's very important.
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Speaker 3: Are you talking about the razor?
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 7: Is it platinum or gold?
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Speaker 3: I don't think it's either. I think it's just very
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Speaker 3: well constructed. Oh, my God.
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Speaker 7: It must look ratty.
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Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 7: But I can.
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Speaker 3: Tell that you are a... Can you afford one?
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Speaker 7: You worship your own self.
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Speaker 3: No, I don't. I love good things. You love? I
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Speaker 3: love the Lexus. I like nice things. I like to
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Speaker 3: look nice when I go out. You worship.
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Speaker 7: material things, and your material things will perish with you.
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Speaker 3: I love the Lord, and the Lord loves me.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 3: And the Lord loves the razor. You don't love the Lord.
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Speaker 7: You love your razor, top of the line.
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Speaker 3: I do love the Lord, and the Lord loves the razor.
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Speaker 3: And I'll tell you something else. Can I get into
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Speaker 3: heaven without a razor? We have a gorgeous pool.
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Speaker 7: Can I get into heaven without a razor?
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Speaker 3: I don't understand your question, but I will ask you this.
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Speaker 3: Do you have a pool? Yes. You do have a pool.
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Speaker 5: Sure.
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Speaker 3: Isn't that nice? Do you have cantilever deck? Did you
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Speaker 3: get Pebble Tech?
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Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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Speaker 7: Can I get into heaven without a razor?
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Speaker 3: All right, let me answer that question by telling you this.
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Speaker 3: Jesus rides a razor. So answer it for yourself.
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Speaker 7: Jesus rode a razor?
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 3: No, he rides a razor.
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Speaker 7: He rode a mule or a donkey.
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Speaker 3: Jesus is in heaven riding a razor, and you'll be
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Speaker 3: better off if you have one. St. Peter will look
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Speaker 3: favorably upon you if you ride up on the razor.
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Speaker 7: My Lord.
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Speaker 3: Did they have a razor in Jonestown? No. There you go.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 7: You can't ride a razor on my ass.
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Speaker 2: Jesus is riding a razor, huh?
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Speaker 3: Jesus is riding a... I'll just tell you right now,
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Speaker 3: I think it's top of the line. Is it a
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Speaker 3: gold plated razor?
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Speaker 2: There's a girl on here from Kirkwood. We'll get her
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Speaker 2: on the line. Ma'am, go ahead. You're on the Phil
28:59
Speaker 2: Hendry Show?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: I'm really disgusted by what you're saying. How can you
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Speaker 8: be like that?
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Speaker 3: What am I saying? I'm saying... that if you look
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Speaker 3: at Entebbe when the Israelis rescued those hostages from EDMU.
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Speaker 5: Ma'am, you're being really ignorant.
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Speaker 1: Did the Israelis ride up on razors when they rescued
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Speaker 1: those hostages? I mean, what are you talking about?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you're all laughing at me now? Where's Kirkwood?
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Speaker 5: It's in St.
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Speaker 7: Louis.
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Speaker 3: St. Louis? All right, let me tell you this. There's
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Speaker 3: a wonderful razor store in Kirkwood, and you can ride
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Speaker 3: there on your bike, get a razor, and take it home.
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Speaker 3: Boys will like you. Boys will like you.
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Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
29:44
Speaker 3: And you know what? All those pimples on your face
29:47
Speaker 3: right now, they'll go away.
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Speaker 8: Listen, I'm not into material things.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 8: I'm not like you.
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Speaker 3: You like nice clothes, I bet, and I bet you
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Speaker 3: like nice shoes. Yes. Don't you?
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Speaker 5: I know.
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Speaker 8: I like what I like.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'll bet you'd like a nice car, too.
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Speaker 3: Would you like a nice car? Boys will like you,
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Speaker 3: and your dad will let you use the car.
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Speaker 2: All right, Bobby. Tell you what. We'll send over someone
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Speaker 2: from the psych ward out there.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you're saying we're nuts now?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm saying. You're nuts.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: Thanks for calling the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 4: You'll burn in hell.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it.
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