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The Old Money Tree Murders w/ Frankie Quiñones · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scal Come Rob, run scam come.
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  Speaker 2: Rob.
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  Speaker 3: That's froll scam godess.
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  Speaker 1: What Popping Congregation is to girl.
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  Speaker 2: Lacy mostly aka scam Got is back with you and
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  Speaker 2: the podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who practices.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them.
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  Speaker 2: But what was guaranteed is that we will laugh at them,
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  Speaker 2: but never the victims, because it is still a comedy podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Congregation, go ahead and stand up.
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  Speaker 3: We have we have.
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  Speaker 2: A member of the congregation returning to service on high holiday. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you know that's when people like to come back as
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  Speaker 2: when it's time to worship, and you know, and then
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  Speaker 2: the church is very crowded and we got overflow.
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  Speaker 1: But I love I love a bedside scammer. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So you know him from his role as Creeper in
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  Speaker 2: the Soolo Fitz Sketch comedy web series and from his
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  Speaker 2: lead role in Hulu's This Fool, which.
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  Speaker 1: Such an amazing comedy show.
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  Speaker 2: You've heard his voice as Maria Arrisa on the Cartoon
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  Speaker 2: Network series Victor and Valentino. You've also seen him in
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  Speaker 2: Saint Dennis Medical, which is so funny, What we Do
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  Speaker 2: in the Shadows, and his latest project Plant Man, and
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  Speaker 2: Blondie a dress up gang film. Yes, congregation, please stand up.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's hard to clap right now because the
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  Speaker 2: church is full, but y'all get up, and y'all clap
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  Speaker 2: and welcome back to this amazing, funny fool Frankie, can you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up? What's up? Lady? Thanks for having me back.
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  Speaker 3: What's up? Fool?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's very funny that the first first roll
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  Speaker 2: was creeper.
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  Speaker 3: I was like this, fool.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's so good to see you again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good to see and the ogie listeners.
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  Speaker 2: If y'all remember, you'll remember during the pandemic, me and
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  Speaker 2: Frankie did a very fun episode about his scams and schemes.
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  Speaker 1: You can go back and listen to that.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I know it's all coming back to me now. No,
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  Speaker 4: we're sitting here right.
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  Speaker 1: It was wild, but it was fun. Now, Franky, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we took this a little different these days.
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  Speaker 2: And I want to get your expert opinion on a
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  Speaker 2: few things.
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  Speaker 1: So this segment is called is it a scam? Is
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  Speaker 1: it a scheme?
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  Speaker 2: Or is it a real thing? So these are just
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  Speaker 2: your opinions that are no wrong answer. Yes. So the
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  Speaker 2: first one I have for you is it a scam
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  Speaker 2: of that the scheme? Is it a real thing? Uber
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  Speaker 2: Priority deliveries like Uber eats Priority delivery, or like Post
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  Speaker 2: Makes Priority delivery, any any like dating?
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, I am dating food apps.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on we have a better relationship than anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: But like, so on any food delivery app, do you
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  Speaker 2: think like hitting that extra two ninety nine whatever for
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  Speaker 2: priority delivery, do you think that's a scam, a scheme
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  Speaker 2: or real thing I did.
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  Speaker 4: It's a it's a scheme, but well, the thing is,
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  Speaker 4: I'll gamble that sometimes I won't pay for priority, and
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  Speaker 4: then they will make other stops and I'm like, damn,
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  Speaker 4: you know, but it's like a gamble, you know, for me,
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  Speaker 4: But then you know, when I pay it, they always
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  Speaker 4: do come right to me.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I do feel like I'm getting scammed, but then it's
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  Speaker 4: like I don't want cold, you know food either, so
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  Speaker 4: it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Right, but also like that should be a part of it,
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  Speaker 2: no matter what, Like you used to order food directly
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  Speaker 2: from the place that made the food, and they weren't
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  Speaker 2: like now.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want us to drop it off hot or cold?
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  Speaker 3: Obviously?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I gotta pay for things that should that used
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  Speaker 1: to just be a thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah right, it was already like that before, So
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Sometimes and if the spot is closed,
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  Speaker 4: I'll get really pissed off. Though sometimes the spot's close
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  Speaker 4: to my path, and then I'll be like, well, I'm
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  Speaker 4: not going to pay for party because obviously they're gonna
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  Speaker 4: come here first, and then they don't if I don't
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  Speaker 4: pay for party, like nah, let's send them over.
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  Speaker 3: Here for the priority reund world. And I'm like and
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  Speaker 3: I'll be like, I'm says, I'll watch it. The little hobief,
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  Speaker 3: the you know, Yeah, I'm like, oh no, he's going there.
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  Speaker 3: Huh Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I look at the time, so you know the way
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  Speaker 2: that your ey your brain is working. It is fascinating
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  Speaker 2: to me because I'm like, okay, if it's supposed to
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  Speaker 2: come at this time, if I pay for priority, the
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  Speaker 2: time window is like what three minutes fast or five
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  Speaker 2: minutes faster, I'm like, oh fuck that they're gonna come
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  Speaker 2: at this time.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. I never thought like to look at the app.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was following that. I thought, like me, I'd
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  Speaker 2: be like, they better not be making no stop. It's
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  Speaker 2: a left at my house.
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  Speaker 4: Hell you're going to I know, I spend so much
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  Speaker 4: time like stocking that port of the Hoby Driver or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Then you want one on one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to be on the one on one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I could have just picked it up myself
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  Speaker 3: the time I've investigating.
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  Speaker 1: Right that way, Sometimes when you in the house, you
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  Speaker 1: be in the house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that other.
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  Speaker 2: People, but like when I get in the house, it's
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  Speaker 2: a certain amount of things that I do. If the
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  Speaker 2: shoes are off, the the fit is off, the makeup
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  Speaker 2: of whatever, it is, like, I'm not going outside.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like I don't want to deal with the parking,
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  Speaker 3: this and that.
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  Speaker 4: Just yeah, yeah, just bring it to me on me.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm gonna stock you on that on the app.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never thought about that. Maybe that's a good
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  Speaker 2: livements test. I okay, William Neeson. So I got a
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  Speaker 2: special set of skills where I do know. It's my
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  Speaker 2: burrial bul dropped off.
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  Speaker 3: Hers for service. I will find you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm finding you as my priority.
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  Speaker 2: You thought it was just priority for me, It's priority
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  Speaker 2: for you too, because looking at you is my priority.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna know where you at I never thought about
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  Speaker 2: it like that. No, I just look at the time.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I say it's a scheme too, because the
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  Speaker 2: people that I know who've worked for Uber and different
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  Speaker 2: little details I've done, they were like sometimes like especially
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  Speaker 2: depending on how much you order, like that that priority service,
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  Speaker 2: like they're like hoping you hit that button for extra coin,
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  Speaker 2: but she was gonna get it the same time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, does a driver get because you know, back in
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  Speaker 4: the day, I did like door dashing, So I'm really like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I always try to tip well and stuff
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when I was on.
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  Speaker 4: My grind when people wouldn't tip or that you're you know,
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  Speaker 4: you're like banking on that.
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  Speaker 3: I want me to have like a good day.
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  Speaker 2: But but yeah, yeah, tip too because like, well I
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  Speaker 2: tip period.
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  Speaker 1: I was, but I try to leave a.
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  Speaker 2: Good tip because I need you to get in the
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  Speaker 2: elevator that's unlocked and come to my door. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: paying for that extra time because but if you flee
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  Speaker 2: it outside, we got an issue.
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  Speaker 4: I live upstairs too, and if they don't bring it
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  Speaker 4: to the top of the stairs, it's like, oh, come
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  Speaker 4: on home.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Like yeah, and in this economy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not to take away people tips like don't piss
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  Speaker 1: me off.
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  Speaker 4: The drivers get a piece of the priority feel though, No,
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  Speaker 4: see that's what I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: No, you know they barely getting a piece of they wage.
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  Speaker 2: Doors had that settlement. I worked for DoorDash for one
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  Speaker 2: day and I did get ten dollars from the settlement.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulation my wages.
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  Speaker 2: I did one taco bell delivery and I said, this
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  Speaker 2: is you got. Look, this is not for me. And
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  Speaker 2: I should have know because at the time, like it
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  Speaker 2: was very much giving scam energy. Because my sign up
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  Speaker 2: for DoorDash to do a drive like be a driver,
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  Speaker 2: I just need to la And I was like in
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  Speaker 2: my early twenties, and I went to the door Dash
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  Speaker 2: sign up and it was at this address and I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: this must be their headquarters or whatever. While we get there,
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  Speaker 2: it's like an emptied out storefront. They got one table.
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  Speaker 2: It definitely looked like it was from Walmart. It was
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  Speaker 2: like you know the picnic or like that, you know
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  Speaker 2: when you're having a playoff, you know, when you having
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  Speaker 2: a birthday party for a niece with the family outside
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  Speaker 2: at a public park and then y'all go get a
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  Speaker 2: table and it's that plastic table the metal frames that
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  Speaker 2: you could fold up a side back and oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's what they had. No no tablecloth or nothing, no
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  Speaker 2: door dash emblem. They had food warming bags on the table.
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  Speaker 2: And then you sat in a room and they had
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  Speaker 2: like a projector screen like you know the ones you
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  Speaker 2: can get on the internet, and they projected it onto
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  Speaker 2: a white wall to like give us the spiel. And
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  Speaker 2: then they gave us a door dash card and the
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  Speaker 2: door dash bag and send us on our way.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, man.
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  Speaker 4: I was grateful that that came out because I kept
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  Speaker 4: getting fired from my restaurant jobs because I kept they.
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  Speaker 1: Have to do a door dash.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because and then I was able to door dash.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you make your own schedule idea, get fired.
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  Speaker 4: But right because I had to go I had like
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  Speaker 4: a previous like duy and all this I had to
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  Speaker 4: go to like pay to get it expunge just so
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  Speaker 4: I could do door dash.
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  Speaker 1: It.
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  Speaker 2: So we both agree, it's it's a bit of a scheme.
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  Speaker 2: So next one scam scheme or real thing. Uh, the
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  Speaker 2: environmentalists might get on you for this one, but paper straws. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's so stressful. I know, and it's never been abound
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  Speaker 2: for so long and they still stress me.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because man, you know I get it. The well,
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  Speaker 4: you know, they have the vegetable oil straws. I think
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  Speaker 4: that's what in and out uses.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, those are brown ones.
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  Speaker 4: They're well they're like normal plastic straws, but they're made out.
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  Speaker 1: Of like but but if you d them, they crack.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but but the paper ones they don't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they get limp in your mouth, they get soggy quick,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like you don't want to be sucking on
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  Speaker 2: that soggy little stick.
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  Speaker 3: It feels a little nasty.
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  Speaker 1: But but I'm like, are we really doing but is.
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  Speaker 3: It really doing anything? Yeah? Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: I just think about how billionaires are destroying the planet
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  Speaker 2: and now we have so many new wars. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like it's my paper straw combating drawn strikes.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I think somebody, the paper straw homie made a deal
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  Speaker 4: with some politicians and was like, no, here's how we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna do this, and then we're gonna make some money
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  Speaker 4: on some paper straws.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I just imagine the paper straw lobby shows up like
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  Speaker 2: bro man to Capitol Hills, like open the code and
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  Speaker 2: there's so many Like y'all get one of these paper draws. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: they cheaper, we make people feel bad, We get them
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  Speaker 2: in restaurants, get them everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna make bank.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, maybe we just need to make straws like chapstick.
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  Speaker 2: You get one in your car, you got one at home,
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  Speaker 2: and like like a metal straw, you got one in
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  Speaker 2: your car, you got one at home, and you gotta
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  Speaker 2: travel one on the keychain and then you pop that
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  Speaker 2: out for the restaurants.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's the real way to save the planet.
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  Speaker 2: But I just, I really just think paper straws are
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  Speaker 2: I think they're I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Say scheme because like I don't I want to help
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  Speaker 1: the planet.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, there was that one turtle that had
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  Speaker 2: a straw in that snose and we've been paying for them,
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  Speaker 2: bitch ever since.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to look.
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  Speaker 2: So this is the straw that you were talking about,
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  Speaker 2: the biodegradable, like I know it was brown.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah oh no, yeah, but it's hard though, right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So these are the hard ones.
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  Speaker 2: So the.
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  Speaker 6: Boba straw, Okay, they just don't look appetizing, like I
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  Speaker 6: don't want to drink of orange Fanta out of this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, personally, just I don't want to eat the straw.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to put it in my drink.
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  Speaker 3: You're so specific with the orange Fanta like drink. It's
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  Speaker 3: like this.
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  Speaker 1: Is a relaxation activity. When I get home to me.
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  Speaker 2: What yes, Okay, you know I'm gonna I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 2: scheme on Capitol Hill, but we'll say, I guess, scam,
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  Speaker 2: scheme or real thing? Last one here paying vi P
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  Speaker 2: for dating apps? So like, you know you can do
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  Speaker 2: use a dating app for free, but paying VIP for
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  Speaker 2: premium dating apps?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that's a scam of scheme or a
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  Speaker 1: real thing?
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  Speaker 3: Ah, man, I don't know. I've been you know, I've
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  Speaker 3: been involved in that.
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  Speaker 1: You see it like it's crime.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't. It didn't work out for me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like it just to feel like a waste of time.
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  Speaker 4: But like just to get more swipes.
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  Speaker 3: You beat off thirsty like I'm lonely right now home here.
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  Speaker 3: I need more swipes.
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  Speaker 4: I need so, I mean, you do get more swipes, but.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I think it's a scheme.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a scheme too.
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  Speaker 2: Almost in the way of like Uber where it used
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  Speaker 2: to just be like or ordering your food and they
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  Speaker 2: bring you your food. Then they realize out of fee
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  Speaker 2: by being like, well, we could bring you your food directly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you can wait till it gets cold, you raggedy bit.
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  Speaker 2: And now they're like, oh, we could show you everybody
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  Speaker 2: on the dating app right now, but we're not gonna
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  Speaker 2: do that no more.
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  Speaker 1: We'll show you six uggos.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to see everybody, give you better, you
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  Speaker 2: better give us this VIPC.
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  Speaker 1: You horny, lonely bitch.
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  Speaker 3: Like we know you're lonely because you're all.
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  Speaker 1: Here scrolling with's eleven pm.
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  Speaker 2: Who you think you're gonna meet on eleven pm on
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  Speaker 2: Thursday with your lonely.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need more swipes. I think it's a bit
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  Speaker 3: of a scheme for sure. And I was a sucker
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  Speaker 3: to that, like you're right, and do need more swipe right?
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I've done it too.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, maybe if you do the premium you need,
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  Speaker 2: Like this is like having a match maker, but it's cheaper.
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  Speaker 4: I could swipe right on the one tonight if I
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  Speaker 4: just pay this fee.
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  Speaker 2: And the algorithm's like, this is somebody we think you
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  Speaker 2: might like, and then I looking at.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I'm like, why do I think I like this?
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  Speaker 6: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: And the hopping section is said the dark that stay
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: hoppy is the dark? What does that mean? What does
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: that mean?
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  Speaker 3: Dark? This is your perfect match? I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I guess you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's nighttime everywhere for everybody. At some point, like they're like,
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: low's your standards, Like, we got one for you.
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  Speaker 3: They are breathing, they walk, they breathe.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go to coffee with breathe or not?
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  Speaker 2: You have thirty seconds?
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  Speaker 3: Coffee with breathing. Breathing is a hot common It's available
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  Speaker 3: on Thursday. What you got?
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  Speaker 6: Y'all think they have like an algorithm for you know,
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  Speaker 6: because you you input all your information right and your
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  Speaker 6: hobbies and stuff. Do you guys think that those apps
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  Speaker 6: have an algorithm.
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  Speaker 7: For like bad dudes, like guys that are clearly red
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  Speaker 7: flags that they're like, here are the free free dudes
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  Speaker 7: that you can swipe on and then pay us and
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  Speaker 7: we'll give you all the green flag dudes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, whoa. I never thought about it, but that.
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  Speaker 1: Like VIP could be paying for more quality.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like that'd be a lot of vetting.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, because if you think about it,
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  Speaker 2: like on dating apps, you know you're gonna see some
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  Speaker 2: things for certain people talk about pineapple and pizza, people
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  Speaker 2: talking about tacos, people with photos of them fishing. You
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  Speaker 2: know you gotta get photos like I'm so sorry. Like
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  Speaker 2: please take this as a scam tip out there. If
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  Speaker 2: you are on a dating app, the first main profile picture,
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  Speaker 2: no matter who you are, no matter what you look like,
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  Speaker 2: should not be a group photo because what that tells
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  Speaker 2: me about you is that you don't feel confident. And also,
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  Speaker 2: who are you exactly not.
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  Speaker 1: The fine one? If it's a fine one in there,
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  Speaker 1: you're not the fine one. Why are you trying to
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  Speaker 1: scam me.
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  Speaker 2: Being fine adjacent you at a wedding?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: It's it's six mofuckers in this photo.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: No, No, I want to go ahead of haring you
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: because if it was, you would have crapped them out.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: I'm fining adjacent true, Like what you're.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Telling me, I can hang out with you when they
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: pat your friends and they making me meet my soul
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: mad because we can talk like I do.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: I know, I get annoyed when the first picture of
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: the group picture I'm just I always just swipe.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, oh my, come.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: On, what are you trying to do?
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Which one is?
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Or also there's a lot of men.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I think it's specifically men who were attractive in the
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: wild and y'all just got batter lighting, bad camera angles,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: And honestly, I kind of love that a little bit
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, okay, like, you know, but just maybe
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: just post pictures that other people take of you, because
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: giving me like murderer, you know.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I always have.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: I have a homegirl like check my ship out, you know,
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: and they have been like, no, what are you doing?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Why this one?
• 15:17
  Speaker 8: You know?
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: And I don't know.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: You see, And that's what a smart straight man does.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Because they know the angles. They know like they got everything.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: But like the straight man be.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Like, here's me with a fish and we're like, we don't, like, please.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Seventeen pounds bass right here? Check this out?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Me?
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Ask me like that?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Come on?
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: I put my profile day what I was funky franky
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: about home girls like what are you doing?
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: What am I funky?
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Because you don't like yeah, like you gotta like and
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh ship, I didn't even think about that,
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: and She's like, yeah, no, not game girl, gonna like
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: that like funky Franks you smelled, And I was like, damn,
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: I didn't even trip off that, but yes, I'm glad
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: that ran by her.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: And also, man, please take off those photos of you
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: posing with a celebrity doing this.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we knew you don't know them.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: This finger says this is a stranger, right.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Think about how many times you taking a photo with
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: a friend and been like, no, you stranger babes?
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, my homegirls sent me a screenshot she was
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: on a dating app and the dude had me and
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: him in front of the comedy start. It is one
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: of his his profile pictures or like his pictures, but
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: it looked She was like, do you know him? Because
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: it looked like he made it look like hey, we're homies.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: See, that's how you do it. If you don't do it,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: that's how you can do it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: You lean.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: You don't got to touch the person of disrespecting space, but.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Just leaning a little bit and you kind of just
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: like even be talking a little bit during it.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, remember that one time, remember that fish we
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: caught her mamo.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: That's how you do it. The second you start polm
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: and we're like, you know, we know you don't know that.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Put the finger up, put it away. That's our scam
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: tips for y'all. Okay, breaking these were great. I love
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: your opinions on all of these. I think I think
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: you've got some. You're giving the people hope.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I hope so scares.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And now we're going to get into my favorite part
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: of this show, historic hoodwinks. This is where I'm going
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: to regale Frankie with the famous con caper. Maybe it's
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: a group of Maybe it's a group of criminals. Maybe
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: we love them, maybe we hate them.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's a couple we'll see along the way. Oh
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: look it's a wealthy couple and they're from.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Maine, which.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Not the Booby And that was a judgment mental home.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: How did you get into this country club? I want
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: work in. H make a lot of way. Oh we're
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: letting an age.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Yes they make a lot of way.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: But anyways, we had a wealthy couple in Maine and
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: they poisoned an ll Bean heiress's trees to give their
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: house a better water front view, and it's tearing the
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: community apart.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: So look, these are the trees.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Now look at the trees that are erect, the trees.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: That are erect, right, Yeah, there's a handful of erect
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: trees there.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Now, just are we looking at pre poison? No, this
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: is post poison.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: These ones in the middle.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Now look at the trees that. Yeah, so you see
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: the ones.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: That Okay, So this is the ll bean homie right
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: up front. Okay, and then there's the house in the back.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, So the ll Bean house in the front.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: You see how they got their foliage all low in
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: the front, they got a cute little bush so they
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: can have a cute little view. And when you get
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: to a certain like elevation, rich like stupid things like
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: this have to become your priority because you don't worry
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: about bills or things that would fulfill you as a
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: human being, like hobbies. So they start buying airspace so
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: you can't build too high. They also which is like
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: how you own the air bach like we've let which
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: people get away with too much.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You can't own air And also they.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Start buying like building rights, so you can't build above
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a certain amount because it decreases the property value of
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: the things that you're building over.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Because you're obstructing their views. So the LLB house, they.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Said, views for us, no views for y'all because in
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: the front you see how their trees are like erect
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: on the sides. But then they got like many bush
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: mays happening in the front, so the view is cute
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: in the back of our house where you see them.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: So you see these luscious trees in the and then
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: the right in the middle is some burnt ass, skinny ass,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: fucking dead ass branch ass trees that are clearly tall
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: as hill.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Those trees are in the lob in people's backyard.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: So this wealthy couple decided we want a better waterfront view.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: And since we can't cut your trees, what.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Gold of murder them? Rich people are crazy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: But honestly, this is my type of rich people activity, Like.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Let me your voice.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Honestly though you're you're you're not how bothering nobody but
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: other rich people who are hoarding resources, Like this is
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: rich people crime is beautiful. More of this, stop bothering us,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: you know, like fight amongst yourselves. Because now rich people
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: want to be seen so badly, and that's very strange
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: to me, Like it used to be that rich people
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: circled around other rich people. They had their circles, they
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: wore their clothes, and they followed their own loser asterns
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: and they never bothered us. But then with social media,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, they not only do I need
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: to be rich, I need you to see me being
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: rich and I need to see me. And it's like no,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: It's like no, we don't need to know. Like if
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: are you rich in a forest?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: If if you.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Didn't burn it down to destroy the planet, no one
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: can see you burned down a forest to destroy the planet.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Did you even do it?
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: Like wild?
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: What you didn't?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: So the tree Killers are a politically connected couple who
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: aren't actually from New England. There they summer in Maine,
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: but they live in Brooklyn most of the time, so
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: they're not even from the society. I think that's why
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: the girls got their painties, because you.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Just summer in here, which means you're an outsider.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're not here for the spring Petunia Bowl, you're
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: not here for the Fall festival. You're not getting involved
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: with bitchy rich people made politics year round, right right,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: And so Amelia Bond used to be an investment banker
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: and then She became the head of the Saint Louis
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Community Foundation, a nonprofit for wealthy charitable investors in Missouri,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: for twelve years, and then she retired during the tree drama.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Now this is her, and wait, she's a tree murderer.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, yes, So she used to be like working,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: you know, as an investment banker.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: So she probably was, you know, Wolf of Wall Street
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, judging by their ages, they definitely had, you know,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: something to do with the two thousand and eight financial crisis.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Probably got real rich. It's giving the nose is giving bangs.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, you don't even know. I did
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: so much cocaine and I was that girl.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: She definitely had.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: A plug because you know, she looks like like now,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: she looks like an older, like distinguished scarf lady. But
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: something about that gold chain and their mearrings and those
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: bright blue eyes and even her smile is given. Like
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: back in the day, her hair was longer and everybody
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: knew she had a bag of that good white white.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: On the stock market, she kept everybody up from Dow
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Clothes to Dow Open.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: They was doing financial crimes. And so then she did enough.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Crime that she she was like, Okay, I'm rich enough
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: that I'm just gonna do a non profit so I
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: could keep laundering money in Missouri. Mind you, she was
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: doing crime in Wall Street. And then she was like,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: let me go to Missouri with this money and.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Start this nonprofit. And she switched from cocaine to pills.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: You can see in her eyes.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Look, yeah you can.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: She was like, I need to slow down. She was like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I can't do drugs like I used to. It's really
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: in the eye. But honestly, she's such a good Like
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: she took her Missouri wardrobe and brought it back to
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Maine because her whole attire is given.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: She blended in in Missouri.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: That starf but that but that chain is giving me
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: New York City, baby, that chain is giving me Like
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: she would put that on when she had to go
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: uptown to get to get the stash for everybody.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Like she she.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Knows things her eyes the pools of secrets.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: So her husband, Author Bond the third she married a
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: third It's an architect and the nephew of Christopher kit Bond,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: the former longtime Republican Senator of Missouri.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I wonder she did her charity in Missouri because she
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: could go to Missouri and she.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Would get all the board charity alights, you know, helping
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: her man. Also, anybody who is named Christopher and they
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: go by Kits, we know it's up.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: We watched, we watched industry babes.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: We know Kits.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Look at his hair though he should have been in
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: politics because the hair is given Kits. I'm kind of
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: into the vibe. He leaned into the lore.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: And like whatever moose he was putting in that like
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: whatever he did.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Yep, the three piece suit too.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and in Massura, but in Maszura, so Kit
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: is what's popping right. And and remember Kit is the
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: uncle of Arthur Bond who is married to Amelia Bond
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: our Baddy. You know it's a good time goal. So
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: before Kit died and this is a prominent uncle with
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: the great hair. In two thousand and five when he passed,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: he had an exceptionally low rating from the environmental watchdog
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: group at the watchdogs on your ass Republicans for environmental protection.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: That was when we know Republicans ain't never been for
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: no environmental protection.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: So if they give you a low rating, what are.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: You up to?
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Something over when Republicans for Environmental Protection are like, wait
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: a minute, it seems like you must be pretty shady
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: by guy, because they don't really step up. So this
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: was all due to Kit the Uncle's never ending attempts
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: to ban same sex marriage and famously comparing waterboarding to swimming.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Which let's see this.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Video of Kit talking about this to his constituents.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: To see this his conkitchuents, if you will.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Just would like to but do you think that that
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: waterboarding as I described it constitutes torture?
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: There are different ways of doing it. It's like swimming
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: a freestyle backstroke, if if the if it water boarding
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: could be used almost to define some of the techniques
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: that are uh trainees or are put through. But that's
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: beside the point. It's not it's not being used.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, he said, freestyle backstroke.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: You ain't ever done the butterfly waterboard, you know, like
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you in the chair.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: But they're like, Movi, what do you mean this is torture? Bro?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: No, what a border torture.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like swimming, you.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Know, it's like swimming.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, what do you mean?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: And also like can we do a side by side
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: of like that's what he looked like, you know what,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: he was probably saying crazy shit back when he had
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: that nice ass hair and that sou and people were
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: distracted by him being a charismatic white man because he's
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: tall with a full head of hair and a jawline.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: And then when he got older, they were like, wait a.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Minute, something's up here. Waterboarding to swimming. He was like, Guantanamo, No,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: it's a vacation.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: It's a vacation home.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Like what do you mean the island retreat solitary confinement.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: How about you ever wanted to have some peace of
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: mind alone. It's like a silent disco but in the dark,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: old fool, it's.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: It's meditation.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we want you to find yourself.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Oh he tried it, but wow.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: So in twenty eighteen and I was like, that was
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: when Republicans had more decency where they were like, sir,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: we have to really stop you. Now they're like, y'all
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: can just say anything. I feel bad for old school
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Republicans who just wanted to keep their money and cheat
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: the system, because now you got to be down with
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: all these these racist said They're like, we just wanted
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: to keep our money and not people never lived, bro,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: we wanted to get my tax breaks, one of my
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: tax breaks, and now I got to wear a red
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: hat and loser tooth.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: We didn't sign up for this, that's not what we
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: signed up for. Loser tooth. Okay.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: We just wanted to hide money in the Caymans, Okay,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: not get back to our communities.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: That's it, right.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: We didn't want to have to get down with all
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: it is, that's all.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget the insurrection when that they get Orange
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Man was like, these people who showed up for me
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: are very ugly.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: It's so last.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: They're not attractive people.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: But off, you're never coming soon.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Snow, these are the people who support you, Okay, the
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: whol against to the nth degree.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Those are the freep yeah right, that is just oh
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: my god.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Ra Right, So it's twenty eighteen. The Bonds brought a vacate.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: They bought it a care home in Maine with a
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: million dollar view of Camden Harbor, or it would have
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: been a million dollar view if not for their neighbor's
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: oak trees. So now we're back to author and his
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: party girl Amelia. Right, so they bought this house, look
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: at this harbor. They was like we're gonna be able
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: to see all the boats coming in. They're docking, and
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you know, we're watching below deck belive, like.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: You know, we're living, We're living, you know what I mean.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: And we're watching below the deck line. And Camden is
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: a small town of just five thousand people. So you
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: got five thousand people and they're rich. Now we're getting.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Into the mess.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Like Nicole Kidman, next miniseries, go to Camden. Okay, get
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: the next bad Wig. Give me whatever accent you want
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: to give me. I do not care.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I will watch it. Have somebody wash ashore in Camden.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: We need it. So the people who live there are white,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: and it's.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: A picturesque yeah, Caucasian lovely.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Don't mind if I do.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: And this is and honestly, like that's why there would
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: never be world peace because when white people are led
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: to their own devices, when they price things out and
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: they're racially discribinatory, right, and we get a ninety three
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: percent white area, they still fight it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, they're gonna find something.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: To find something to be I'm saying about. And so
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: you know, mostly.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: They have mountains, right, it meets the Atlantic Ocean and
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: it overlooks a bay filled with lobster boats, yachts, and schooners.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Name for some reason schooner schooner.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Schooner Schooner's plowed half the town.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: What a horn dog cast.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: So it's like a bay that you could tragically not
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: fully see from Amelia and Arthur's their house, the Bond's house,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: because of these oak trees that were blocking their home. Now,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: mind you, they've been scamming on Wall Street, scamming most
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: and so now they decided to get them rich people
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: stay away home. You know, that's where you go when
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: you get in the newspapers and you need the heat
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: to die dat yep. Yeah, And now they don't even
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: have the view on the home. So the town's assessor
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: says that properties in Campden have various scales of ocean
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: view including obstructive view, obstructed, seasonal view, average ocean view,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: good ocean view, very good, clean ocean view, panoramic ocean view. Yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: so these are the ocean views that you can have,
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: and this scale determines the value of your home.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: So I would.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Imagine the Bonds bought this home and like we've been
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: big shit in the big city, We've been big shit
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: in Missouri because we're located with all the politicians. So
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: now we go to main we beat this million dollar
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: home and now we're going to the main tea parties
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: and shit.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: And everyone's like, oh, where do you live? Oh, you
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: live behind the obstructed view. Oh, so all you see
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: is trees. Come here. They're the ones who about the
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: lob home. They only see his trees. They've never seen
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: a schooner.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait to tell the children when they
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: come home from college to get money. So for much
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: of the year, when the trees were bare, the bonds
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: had a fairly unobstructed view, but in the summer months,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: the foliage.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Created a natural screen.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: The foliage like they probably went from like very good
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: ocean view or maybe even good ocean view, to obstructed
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: seasonal view. The ghetto obstructed season I would not be
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: seen in your cull decide you already come in her
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: roundabout with an obstructed seasonal view.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: My social status will be through the ground.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: So for like they had it though, they had the
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: obstructed seasonal So if only they could get the full season. Yeah,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: if only they could get rid.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Of They must have bought it when it was.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: It was probably a good realtor who saw them the
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: home during the good view season and they probably marked
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: up the home because of the view.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: They're like, look, there it is.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I remember these people.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: We learned in the beginning that a million author they
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: mostly live in Brooklyn. Like Brooklyn the summer in Maine.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Oh so that's the only time.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe they bought the house in the summer because in
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the summer, right now.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Get down, because they bought it in the summer because
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: they wanted to see the season they were going to
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: be seasoning that then they up charged them for the
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: view because they're like, these are out of town city
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: sleakers who have no idea that this is an obstructed.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: They don't know about the foliage.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I don't want to be on your side,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: but I'm on your side a little bit.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Like I love a little bit.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: I think that I think I'll paid a little bit
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: too much because they got you because they knew you
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: weren't from the area.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: But yeah, then it's like, but did they did they
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: have other beef or did they know them? Did they
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: was there an interaction? I mean, I'm sure you're probably
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: gonna get to it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: But when people can smell, when you don't know things right,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: And I feel like in certain situations, you know, like
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: you have your car salesman, you have your realtors. Like
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: when you're selling a property or an item that only
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: has as much value as you put onto it, then
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: that's where you have to have a finesser to come
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: in and tell you that it's worth that. So like,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: for example, if I buy it exp piece of jewely,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: but like let's say it's like Cardier or something like that,
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: right that has a price tag on it. It may
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: be expensive, but it has a price tag on it. Now,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: let's say I go to a drawer who makes custom
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: pieces and it's all real gold. It might be the
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: same ingredients they're using at the Cardier store, right, but
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: they are now assigning the value based on how you feel.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: So if you come in and you were like, I'm
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: only spending this much, they'll probably sell it to you
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: for that much. But if you come in and they
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: can give you a little razzle dazzle, they're gonna up
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: charge you, right, Right, So I feel like with this
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: real estate, they might have been like, oh, in an unobstructive.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: View in this in the summer time, don't worry about.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: But right now you can see, you.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Know, they don't know.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: They're not from here, so they don't know about season changes.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: So their neighbor happened to be Lisa Gorman, the wife
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: of late Leon Gorman, who had been LL Bean's president
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: and the grandson of the actual l L himself, making
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: her a wealthy heiress and basically main royalty. So oh yeah,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: she looks like a social she looks like she plans
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: all the gatherings.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Is that her man?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Is that? That's her man?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Oh no?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Wait, so he was a president LBAN.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: So he's the grandson.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: So he nepoed a little bit because Elban, like the
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: actual ll himself, is the grandfather, so he is the
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: president and grandson of the actual l And if you
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: don't know what Lban is, it's like like outdoorsy shit,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: like you know, like jackets and boots, a lot of waterproof.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Boots and things like that.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I once stated somebody who loved LL being and I
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: had some Loban boots and then I returned.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Like outdoorsy j crew.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: But yeah it's I like to hike, but I'm bougie, yes,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: you know, you know.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: But also this man looks significantly older than her.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: And he also just looks like I could tell in
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: her day she was like the Baddy Baddy she got
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: on the Van Cleeve necklace, like she kept that body
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: tight and fit, and she hosted all the parties.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: And events and made sure that all the kudu looking.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like a main haircut that I feel
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: like was probably popping in society. Like that's like the
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Rachel for people in Maine, I feel like. And he
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: looks happy to be with her. Look how you smiled
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: a hard Ye, that's my lady, right, mouth dry as hell.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I know after he finished that smile, he was bleeding.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: And he don't have no upper lip.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no no.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: That's a part of being in may. You know, if
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: you got an upper lip, you don't belong here. Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: if you're gonna be yeah her too, you're right.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're gonna be on the upper list of society.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I know you heard the upper crust, we talk about
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: the upper lip of the society. You got too much lip.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: We need to check your lineas because how did you
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: get over here? We're ninety three percent so leon linnwood
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Bean founded the Freeport main based outdoor apparel in nineteen twelve.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Right, so it's an old school brand.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: She an old school diva, and she's like royalty there
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: because she's that girl.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And this is the photo of the original llll Bean
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: out in the y.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: He has a lot of foilage behind it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: And he also but it's given ll Bean because he's like, yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in the woods, but I got a
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: walking stick, I got a jacket with but is on,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: and a collar bee. I'm out here to like shoot
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: duck and be a battie. He was like, I don't
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: want to look like I'm a regular woodsman. I'm not
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: out here to chop a tree. I'm not a lumberjack.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: I'm upper Crustah, but we like nature too. So in
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, Lisa's husband, I remember Lisa's the ll being
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: now heiress because she married into the family. Okay, so
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: in twenty fourteen, Lisa's husband, Leon was the richest person
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: in Maine, but in twenty fifteen he passed away.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: When he passed away, Lisa came.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: The richest president man.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And now she got no husband, so she has it's.
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: Time and money, yes, yes, yes, so you.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Too much. You can with me neighbors and support HAVOC,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: just do it. Convenient tree deaths.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Sometime in the spring of April twenty two, a caretaker
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: noticed that several of the trees on Lisa's property were struggling.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: They were struggling for life.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: They were withered, with leaves turning yellow and brown, and
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: not at the time that they're supposed to Okay, not
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: an ugly tree hunting. The failing trees were along the
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: property line that divided Lisa's house from her uphill neighbors.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The bonds, remember the bonds.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, they sty did the stocks and bonds in New York,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: and they also did Say Louis, the bond against Saint Louis.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: So when the trees and other vegetation began dying in June,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: which is a summer month, Amelia told Lisa that the
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: trees didn't look good and offered to split the cost
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: of cutting them down. So Amelia came over to Lisa
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: of Maine and she said.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness, he's a girl.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, we're back from Brooklyn, and I just wanted
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: to say, like, you are the Grand Dame of Maine
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: and your trees look like ass would you like want
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: me to help you with the cost of cutting them down?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Some sof so ugly and I don't know why they're
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: so ugly. I don't know what you did to them.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe since your husband, I even know
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: how to take care of a tree anymore.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Was he the green dumb who knows el bean with
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: a bad tree bad for the.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Brown Yes, we need to do something about it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Lan only has green trees.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: So she said it might have been due to brown
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: tailed moths, a pest that had been causing some trouble
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: for Maine's oak trees recently. So Milie even had a story.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: She said, have you not seen them browntail moths? Because
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't seen them?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look it up.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, they were.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Nowing on my sweater. Then I saw them noing on
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: my tree. I was like, get out of here, browntail mom.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I sight you.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: And when I saw them on your trees, I was like,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: So do you want to put the cost of taking
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: them down? When when ugly trees gone?
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: So Lisa didn't buy it because she's old school Maine.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: She was like, I've been living here for many a
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: season and ain't no brown tail maf.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Killed my trees, right, bitch, you knew here.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: So instead she asked her landscapers and it says she asked,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: but I feel like she might have been yelling at them.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: So she asked her landscapers bartlet tree experts to look
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: at the trees, and they took soil and tissue samples.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Oo they are so this is the experts.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, and they look they got on best, they got
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: on hats.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: It's giving exit.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: And they posing with trees. They all look pretty healthy.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: So they clearly are experts. And she asked them to
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: take samples like she wanted forensics. Remember this is a
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: widowed woman with the most money and maine.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: All the time.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: So she said, call out marisk A hearkta.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I need arkaty.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Soil and order SV leaves and order SV you.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, y'all come out here, y'all get the droppers out,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: and y'all get the Petrie dsh she said, like okay,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Special Crimes Unit JOm Jones, She said, don't play with
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: me my money long. So their test came back positive
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: for taboo ferron.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, I couldn't.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Believe it myself. I said, not the taboo, Thearyl y'oll
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: wold taboo fern. What would y'all do this? And that's
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: a famous plant killer if you don't know, like me
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: and Frankie, right, And it had spread more than eighty trees,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: bushes and shrubs on Lisa's property, including maples, blueberry bushes, dogwoods,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: and seven mature oaks that towered over the houses, ranging
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: from a thirty nine to seventy foot high level seventy
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: seven foot high level.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: So mind you, these trees take time to build.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mimss Gurley is in the nineteen twelve dynasty, So
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: now you're killing some of the legacy with these trees.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: And you know at her big age, she probably walking
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: the girls around the trees all the time. And they
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: got a blueberry bush.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: You're killing produce.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: You can't white, you can't mess with the blueberries.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: You can't having a fresh blueberry smoothie and blueberries that
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: her yogurt for forever.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: And you're fucking up the bag, like pick me some
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: berries please, you know.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: And the one thing that you can really hurt a
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: rich person with is fucking up something old because all
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: money loves to pretend like they need a level always.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So if you get rich, then even if you go
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: into that upper class, that be like, oh, we just
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: got your money, and like we're from Ansh family and
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: we've had money and.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Like their culture. Yeah, culture, sonny.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: So what Emlialy didn't realize is that by fucking with
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: them trees, she was fucking with a culture.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: This old ass tree.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: She was like, hell, you know, Papa Bean used to
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: come scale this tree.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: It's where he came up with the rain coat. You're
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: fucking up the loory, okay.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: And so the plants were beyond saving and would need
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: to be removed, and because of the nature of the herbicide,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: which doesn't break down.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: The soil would have to be removed too.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: So she basically salted to the earth this land. And
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: and what's wild to me about this is like, girl,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: if you're gonna poisonous rich old lady trees, yeah, why
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: would you tell her? Like why would you go over
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: to her house? But I noticed that your trees are dying,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Like now she knows who the imminent threat is. Her
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: trees ain't been dying since you moved in. And then
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: you pulled your ass up to the block and was like,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: you want to split the calls? Why are you first
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: of all rich people? Rich people fould play Number one?
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Why would you do a crime and and even be
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: near it trying to help? Okay, they have people do that,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: and then and then they pretend they never even knew
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: those people Number two, which I think might be the
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: biggest flaw here. If you're rich, a lot of people
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: who are rich get there by being cheap and greedy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: In fact, I'm gonna say, oh, you know what I mean,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: if you pay people a living wage, you could still
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: be rich, but you wouldn't be like maybe super ultra
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: billionaire wealthy nineteen twelve money because you're paying people a
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: fair wage. So you can still be rich and pay
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: people fairly. But the last thing you would do offer
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: to split costs on something on someone else's property. Red flag, huge,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: red flag. I think that's honestly where Lisa was like,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: split costs.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, something up they got away with with their little
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: charities in Saint Louis, and that they're probably being getting
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: away with.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Crazy Kid was saying anything. Kid said waterboarding, U scuba.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Diving, freestyle swimming. You know it's.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Parasling, freestyle swimming. It's all the same.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, yeah, just just poison the trees and
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: tell me to split the cost. Easy.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Hear me out waterboard him boogie boarding.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: So they used to un serious people and getting away
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: with these things, all right. So the same chemical that
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: had been used on the trees on Lisa's property had
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: been used in a twenty ten crime of passion by
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: an angry sixty two year old Alabama college football fan
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: named Harvey Updyke to kill famous oak trees at Auburn
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: University's Tumor's Corner after a particularly hard Alabama loss against Auburn.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: So, after a football loss against.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Auburn, Harvey admitted to killing the trees on the Auburn property,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: even calling a radio show to brag about it. And
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: he did an observing jail time. So he killed their trees.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: That's how mad he was, is that he went into
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: botany over a football game.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I know how.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I m ghettham botany. Honestly, nobody should go to jail
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: for botany. This is like lore, like just replace the trees.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: It's not it's not that crazy. Like, don't fill up
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: our prisons with people who who are petty to the
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: ant degree? He said, I got a green.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Though, what are you in for botany?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Like that? At that point, you gotta lie about your jacket, right.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: You can't tell people that you were in jail for botany,
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? You gotta be like I
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: killed a bunch of people, or I killed a bunch
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: of things in nature.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Don't say it's trees.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: It was they were alive, Rather killed.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: A bunch of alive thing. People's things were alive and
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: now they did. Yeah, you gotta get let's just say
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: things that were living aren't living anymore.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the end. Okay, Okay, okay, cool, we're gonna.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Pat you up.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: So in twenty twenty one, a million bond bought four
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: pounds of this poison in Missouri and drove it to Maine.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: So she didn't go on pepper trail. Okay, I kind
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: of fox with this driving it man. That's when she
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: applied it near Lisa's oak trees. This particular chemical contaminates
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: the soil and does not break down, so it continues
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: to kill plants. It kind of just spreads out and
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: let's you remove the soil, there's gonna live and keep killing.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: The other solution is waiting for nature to thin out
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: the concentration of the herbicide for safe levels for plants,
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: but that could take up to two years. And we
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: know Lisa don't wait no time. She got money. Yeah,
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: things are instant for her. So let's look at Amelia
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Bond's house in that first picture again. So wow, her house,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: all the brown trees around it that she murdered, and
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: now she has.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: A view even through the trees.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: But Amelia wasn't satisfied. I think that's why she went
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: to Lisa's house and was like, Lisa, girl, your tree
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: is a nasty Will you cut them and I'll help
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: you cut them, and let's do it today.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: She got greedy, She got too greedy.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: So Lisa's trees are now gone, and the harbor view
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: from the Bond's home has obviously improved. But the herbicide
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: used to poison the trees leached into a neighboring park
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: and the town's only public sea side beach.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: She even poison the whole name.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: She poisoned the beach.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Lisa, if you're gonna be a brown thumb, at least
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: gets get on a Reddit, Get on a website. I'm
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: sure you can't be the only petty poisoner out there
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: and figure out. I think she got all this and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: just dumped it. She was like, I don't know how
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: much it's gonna take.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Let's do it all now. You don't plase in a
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: whole goddamn neighborhood.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: So the Bonds paid a forty five hundred dollars fee
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: to resolve the main Board of Pesticide Control Boards violations
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: for unauthorized use of an herbicide and that was like
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: obviously applied inappropriately and not allowed for residential use. And
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: you know when you get into these kind of residences
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: and the hoa.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Is don't play.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: And so they also had to pay one hundred and
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: eighty thousand dollars to resolve violations with the town and
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: another thirty thousand dollars for additional environmental testing.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm gonna say, Amelia, for this point, bibbs.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Bibbs, why were you trying to do this like in city,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Like you drove to a different city, probably bought all
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: this tree poison in cash, maybe showed up in a
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: hoodie and a and a hat, and did all this
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: with a state you could have just hired a tree
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: hitman and had somebody to come cut these trees down
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, or maybe hire like
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: a private investigator. And when you see Lisa's like out
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: on vacation or somewhere having buzz autumn trees down, and yeah,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: you would have had to pay Lisa, but you wouldn't
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: have been a minute to the entire neighborhood. You wouldn't
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: have had to pay one hundred and eighty thousand, probably
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: would have had to pay a one hundred grand, but
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: the violations with the town another thirty thousand for environmental testing,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: and then you also had to pay more than one
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: point five million to Lisa in a legal settlement settlement,
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: which almost as much as they paid for their actual
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: vacation home that they bought twenty eighteen babes. You could
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: just pay the one point five or I bet you
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: the settlement wouldn't have been as high if you had
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: a poison the whole goddamn neighborhood.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: So it cost over cost over two million, because I.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Bet you that Lisa got sympathy points in this rich
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: people dispute because she was like, not only did they
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: murder my trees and plants that obviously have an LLB in.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: History, my blueberries.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: They also took down the neighborhood park, which is where
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: seven percent of our ethnics like to play.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: It's the only place they have access on the.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Beach and this is gonna cause damage for years to come,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: decades even like girl, just hire a tree hitman, like
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: you did too much? Yeah, so Freggie, what are your
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: thoughts about a million?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Like how do we feel like she is on the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Scammra scale? Like do we love her? Do we hate her? Also?
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Do we feel like she could have improved on this
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: or maybe just left it alone?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's he's easy to hate.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: For me, it was I wanted to like her because
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: of her you know, she liked to party and do
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: cocainish and now she does pills and but but like
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: just to it makes me think she's got away with
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: so much for her to have the confidence to be like, Okay,
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I'm going to buy this tree poison, I'm gonna drive
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: to our beach home. I'm gonna dump all this shit.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: It's gonna work out, Like to have that, like like
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: for your mind to work Yeah, oh for sure, because
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: that's the paths are the ones who know it's wrong
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: but do it anyway, right, and then psychopaths just have
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: no idea.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: That they have no conscience.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Can we pull the difference between the two, But I'm
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: pretty sure, Like she's sociopath.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: And I love blueberries and you hurt the blueberries?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Just sick.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I agree with you because and maybe it's that Wall
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Street mindset of like, because we know she had to
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: have been working through the housing market crisis and obviously
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: she made out like a fat cap because then they
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: went to political tections connections that they had in Missouri,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: which were clearly just a man who had a full
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: head of hair, and they used that up and suck
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: that's aciety dry. It didn't even have a name for
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: the damn charity. We don't even know what they were
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: charitable too. So it's giving money laundering because they well,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: even the Republican the head of the Saint Louis Community Foundation,
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: what does that mean that y'all do?
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Community founder where even the Republican environmental has got
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: upset with them.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: You know, something that something was.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: The Republicans were pissed that you and your foundation is
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: just for community.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: What community?
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Which one not?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: The trees clearly not.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: And so psychopaths are the ones who have no conscious
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: and sociopaths may have a weak and inconsistent of alble
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: to feel empathy, which I think is what we're dealing
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: with here. I think that she is a sociopath because
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: to your point, Frankie, like, she clearly obviously got away
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: with a lot of shit in her life to the
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: point where she drove her crazy ass down.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: To Missouri, which is honestly giving me.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Like that one lady, remember that stocker lady who like
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: drove across the country and it was like news for
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: weeks because she like bought diapers and like she like
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: just peede and diapers to go like stalk somebody.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Remember, Like she did not want to stop driving. And
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: that's what this is. You drove to Missouri to get
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: this poison thinking that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Nobody was gonna know it was you because you had
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: a perfect plan, and then you went back to the
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: scene of the crime after it worked. It's also giving
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: like as soon as the plan started to die, you
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: was like out in your balcony sip in your tea.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Leg there they go, Okay, it's finally time, Arthur. I'm
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: gonna make them stop next door and then go down
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: be like, oh poor thing, these ugly trees. And you
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: went after the head of Maine society, so who knows
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: if you have a vendetta there, then now you make
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: it her property ugly. Then you're offering a split to
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: cut down the trees, trying to act like you're benevolent
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: when you know you caused the problem, right, and this
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: it's the audacity.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: You're right because honestly, if she'd done the.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Scam where she was a tree hitman and she just
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: had somebody to cut the trees down and then had
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: a dispute with the courts, I would have been on
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: her side because I would have been like, yeah, them
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: trees sucking up your view and maybe like yeah, you
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: shouldn't cut up people's treets, but like fuck it if
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: you want to view like it's what is this.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Rich on rich crime? I don't care do it. But
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: you're right, it's the whole subject few sneakiness of it all.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: And I'm more on the you know, Papa Bean be
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: a real one. I'm Papa Bean's money than this crooked ass.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Amelia, we would have been on your side.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: You scammed it up Ernest on the streets of Wall Street,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: robbing everybody and making them lose their homes.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Then you scammed it up even more honestly in the country.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Clubs of Missouri, you know, riding the coattails, like if
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: you're crazy ass waterboard, surfboard as you know, freestyle.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Freestyle, torture, torture, we let them choose.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, then ball, what's your shoe here? Hey?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: We let you run on these grips.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: And if you had came out and been a real
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: grifter in Maine instead of trying to poison and be
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: a sociopath, we could have been on your side.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: So moving on to our last segment here scam of
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: the week.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be highlighting a biblical flood that was postponed indefinitely.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so it was a biblical food but it's
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: postponed now but indefinitely. We don't know when the biblical
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: food but don't even like so if you Noah out there,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: you got your art, like, don't care it now, but.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: It's coming, but it's gonna be postponed.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like three to five business centuries.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Just don't even don't worry about that. So in African news,
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Ghana's self proclaimed prophet Ebu Noah, who goes.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: By Noah Okay with the art here we go.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: He went viral on TikTok and YouTube at the end
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: of last year for claiming that a global flood would
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: begin on Christmas Day of twenty twenty five. Now, I
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: will say he is giving me Noah's art chic, you
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, He's got a tatter on.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Now listen his look at his social media.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: These camera like he's not a camera that's giving us
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: like four K at least, like you.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Believe that nice ass office he's in too.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got tatters.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: And then you know what, both of these pictures are
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: incongruent because in the first one, the tatters matched the
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: background a little bit because it feels like we're in
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: nature a little bit, even though there's houses behind him.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: But what's not matching here is that you're in portrait mode,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: my guy, So why you got portrait mode? But with
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: also tatters? You got you got money for portrait, you
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: got money for shirts. And then in the other one
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: the tatters, like the quality of the image isn't as good,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: but then the background is completely industrial, like you said, Frank.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's like his expression of the other one,
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: I got you actually have a nice office, right, He was.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Like, I gotta show more personality in this one because
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: they're gonna catch on. And the other one he's getting
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: proud men of Ghana and like, don't actually come to
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Ghana because then you realize there's a lot of rich
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: neighborhoods and beautiful beaches. But like, right now, I got
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: on tatters, and I'm gonna hope that all of you
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: grew up with National Geographic in your in your elementary
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: schools and you won't know that Ghana is actually also.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: A very rich country. You won't know. I'm like, why
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: would you do this, sir?
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: So he started building modern day Noah's Arks to survive
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: what he said would be a three year flood. So
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: also he knows it's gonna be three years. So in
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: a video called what will Happen and How it Will Happen,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: which honestly, I'm sure a lot of people clicked on
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: because we don't know what will happen, and we certainly
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: don't know how he posted this. In August, he claimed
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: that God revealed that it would rain continuously for three
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: years starting on Christmas Day. And we have a little
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: bit of what God reveals to Noah. Wait, the tatters
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: were addressed.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I hear, oh wow, just keep your eyes on.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, he got some goat and an iPhone. He has
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: an iPhone in his hand with the tatters man.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Wait, this is the music he listens to her.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: This is the music that he put on the video.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: And he's walking around barefoot in what is definitely also
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: animal poop and soil.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: So he's got some white cows.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they keep trying to leave frame, and he keeps
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: like being like panned the camera over.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: So that they're in frame.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: The tired of this, and the cows look a little hungry.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they gonna survive three years on
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: the ship, Like.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: There ain't gonna be no flood man right, and under.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: His tatters, I see something red and it looks like
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: some boxers that are clearly bought from a store. Ye, so, like, bro,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: wait freaking you're man, what are those boxes that like
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: the fun Boys like to wear?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: They had the colored band.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about, Like the briefs, a
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: boxer briefs.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: What do they call? Yeah, I don't know this box
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: boxer briefs right, Well, there's a box.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Of we've read that they'd be like an awaar and
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: like that with the colored band it's like red or
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: blue or whatever.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: I only see when people have their pants sagging. But
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: that's what it's given to me. And then he was like,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: let me put some tatterers over this, like say, we
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: can see okayvins?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Can you be for real?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Wait, how does he get How does he have all
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: money to build a art?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: How does he have money to build a arc?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: How does he walking around in a video that someone
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: else is filming while he's also holding an iPhone? But
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: also he needs to wear tatters so his boats look
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: significantly smaller than the biblical Noah's arc described in the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Book of Genesis. The biblical arc is said to have
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: measured about five hundred and ten feet long to eighty
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: five to ten feet I'm sorry to eighty five feet
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: wide and fifty one feet tall now in biblical feet,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know if we're talking about somebody actual fee
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: and like how big they feet were, But.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: It's far larger.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Than the videos in Noah EBU's videos, But he did
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: gain support and donations from followers online. Many followers said
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: they believed him because parts of Ghana had seen heavy
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: rainfall last year. The bad weather made the flood warnings
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: seem realistic, so he was raising money on gofund me.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Now here's my thing. If I put in a GoFundMe
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: for the arc, do I get a seat right?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: How do I cash that in? Or like, you know,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: it was like wanting to be around.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: And also I'm sorry if you're holding an iPhone and
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: you're also wearing tatters and I can see your store
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: bought underwear.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Nothing about this is giving.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Like like authentic, like at all.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Local reports say that Ebu aka Noah has constructed around
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: ten wooden arcs and has also shown livestock in his videos. Yeah,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: he has just been a carpenter babes like. And also
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: I'm not getting on a wooden arc. I barely want
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: to get on a metal plane these days. Okay, And
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: this is the arc that he's built.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Now, I don't know if he built this alone.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: At least we know the moneymust be going somewhere because
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: the arc is kind of Now, is he putting wheels
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: on the bottom, because how are we getting these to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: the ocean?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Oh? Oh, those people work for.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Are these people makinglf in front of him?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: He just put an image of himself in front of
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: other people like he's almost pretending that he's there. And
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: it says thousands traveled to Ghana for Noah's ark flood
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: warning whoa now did they or does he just have
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: video of people walking who look like they may or
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: may not be good name? Because all he gave us
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: was a video with large printed text on top. That's
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: not a real source, y'all. That's not a real source.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Tell your auntie, tell you're aties. And then the other
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: thing that he did was he inserted a photo of
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: himself that's not moving clearly and it's clearly clipped out
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: from the other photo from his iPhone. And then there's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: video of people walking in the background of his photo
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: is just stationary in the.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Corner, like, sir, are you follow sir?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: That's like if I posted a video of a concert
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: and the whole crowd is moving, it's just a stationary photo.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: And be like sold out crowd today it's me at
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: the concert, like.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Like I'm not there, what like push your finger down?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: And so.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: His posts frequently show him fasting, praying, and wearing that
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: zackcloth and tatters while warning of.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: An impending apocalypse.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Critics did point out that in the Bible itself, God
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: actually promises never to pull the apocalyptic flood move again.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: The rainbow we see after a storm is supposed to
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: symbolize that promise. If God is going to go world
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: ending mode again, he said he'd do it with fire.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: According to the Bible, you guy said the flood.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: My badge'll okay, Now give him a rainbow and a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: puzzel gold after the rain Okay, so they.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Can chill out. Okay, we ain't going a floods.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: All again, but I will Yeah, but we'll fire.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know, like it sounds like, no, you need
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: to get some client like fire retardant fits or something like.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 9: So.
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  Speaker 2: Other critics have claimed that ebu Ako aka Noah use
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  Speaker 2: this his donated by his followers, intended for the ARC
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  Speaker 2: Project to purchase a ninety thousand dollars mercedespens.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what.
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  Speaker 2: That photo floating around these images is killing me. It's
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: absolutely killing.
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  Speaker 1: You. Better not get your ass out of that car.
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  Speaker 2: He wo shit, Joe, you told us we need to
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  Speaker 2: get on a wooden boat, but you're driving German engineering.
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  Speaker 3: Be for real, driving five miles an hour.
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  Speaker 2: You trust the Carnival cruise, but you told but you,
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  Speaker 2: you and Satan's metal box. So obviously, a biblical flood
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  Speaker 2: did not occur on Christmas Day twenty twenty five. Iboo
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  Speaker 2: now says the flood has been postponed indefinitely due to prayer.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I was fasting, I was praying. I had
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: two skinny cows that were.
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  Speaker 3: Camera shy, and then I got this Mercedes, so you know,
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  Speaker 3: we had to hold.
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  Speaker 2: Off that flood go fundy and God finally picked up
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  Speaker 2: on the main line and was like, hello, oh y'all,
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  Speaker 2: don't want no more flood.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, don't even worry about the flood. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a postponent.
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  Speaker 3: I saw you and everything, so yeah, I'm gonna hold
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  Speaker 3: off on it.
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  Speaker 2: I also love that he said indefinitely, because then he's
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  Speaker 2: not saying that it's gonna end. He didn't say the
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  Speaker 2: flood's not happening. He said indefinitely, So if a later
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  Speaker 2: date comes to mind. Yeah, then the flood back on.
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  Speaker 3: That's so crazy, man.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder how much money he raised on the golfunmi iyes.
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  Speaker 2: And he got more than one arcs and he at
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: least got enough wood for one arc brief and we
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  Speaker 2: only see a part of the arc in that. For
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: all we know, that's a boat that he puts apply
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: with on in the corner and just walked past half
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: of it and was like cut the camera right there.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: We don't know, And how do you feel about, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: That's a scam? Come on?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, although how did we ever know he might
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: have been?
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  Speaker 1: For all we know, he could have stopped. We don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean personally, ib No.
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  Speaker 2: I would be more on the side of your scam
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: if you really like stuck with it, Like get in
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: a video with a bunch of people traveling and gott
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: and get that footage.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Do the legwork, you know what I.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Mean, Like have a boat that has access to the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: water where the tatters, but don't have modern clothing underneath,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: and definitely don't be holding the iPhone sixteen Like yeah.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: The stripe boxers.
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  Speaker 2: He was giving me fast thing Luke's though he looked
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  Speaker 2: like a little skin tea like maybe he was fast.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we didn't see him like he didn't look like,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: you know, sitting down, no energy. He's walking around the
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: cows and look at you get the camera and going.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: He ain't getting a little mad at the cows. They
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: keep chasing him, like I need to be individuals. Stop
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: moving over there, best got dirt. I only can be
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: in this ranch for ten more minutes.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, I love if these were nature scammers.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna be in the poop and the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: ship and I'm going to tell you we need an arc.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: And then we got you know, Amelia and Arthur over here,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: like we're going to poison the trees since they're all
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: just kind of like natural scams. Let's spread some stage everybody,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: you know. Page after hearing this, thank you so much
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  Speaker 2: for being here.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. I appreciate it.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: We always ask on this podcast, where would you like
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: to be found? Anything with a plug, any socials.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: It could be anything, Yeah, just total creeper.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Please watch my one hour Hulu special uh called Damn
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, watch Damn That's crazy because we don't know.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Damn that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yes on Hulu and then please donate to my go
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: fund me. I'm trying to build an arc, y'all, because
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: the flood is coming.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, that's crazy. Congregation.
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  Speaker 2: You can follow me in d I v A l
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  Speaker 2: A c I DVA Lacy on our platforms. You can
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: follow me Lacey mostly on TikTok. You can follow for
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: to see all of the tatters and the images that
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: we've shown you today on scam gout spot on Instagram,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: and if you want to see videos, you can catch
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: little clips on our Scamming Goddess in Sacramming also scam
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  Speaker 2: out of TikTok. I'm gonna put all types of things
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: up there, Congregation. You know you can get my book Hulu,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: you can get scam by some television show, and finally
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: go and touch on Hulu.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: You can stream it right now, Congregation, I really want
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: to get y'all out there, and I want you to
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: stay gardening.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, everyone has a green thumb, and if you have
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: a brown thumb, use that for plant murder. Or if
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: you have a brown thumb, get walk around and some
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: caw do do and maybe build an arc cause damn,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: that's crazy on Hulu right.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Now, dam Goddess.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Scam got his Stars and it's hosted by Me Lacy
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: mostly aka Scam Goddess.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Our producer is.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Jessica cis Neros and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Research for the show is conducted by Kate Doyle Stay
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  Speaker 2: Skimming