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Bull Sessions: Vol. 13 · Bearded And Crunchy

0:20
SPEAKER_01: Good your high.
0:23
SPEAKER_01: Everywhere.
0:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, another look into the life of your two favorite assholes.
0:39
SPEAKER_01: No, I don't know.
0:40
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't think of anything, so that's fair.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's fair.
0:42
SPEAKER_00: You know, we just go off the dome with this, so whatever the fuck.
0:46
SPEAKER_00: So I mean it was it's been a nothing crazy happened, but it's just we were both busy and very preparing for for our Magnus opus of the first season.
1:02
SPEAKER_00: Of the first season, yeah.
1:04
SPEAKER_00: That's that's been a bit of a at least, well, for you as well, but I I know my buddy Bob better than anybody.
1:13
SPEAKER_00: He gets anxious and like worries about shit, and then he gets to that one point where he just goes, Fuck it, I just want to get it done.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
1:23
SPEAKER_00: That was yesterday last night.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: And I could tell when you started certain once your texts go from one type of way to the next, I go he's over it.
1:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm over it, yep.
1:33
SPEAKER_00: And uh, but yeah, so you know, it was a lot of preparing.
1:37
SPEAKER_00: Uh you guys will actually hear this before.
1:41
SPEAKER_00: So we gotta try to be careful.
1:43
SPEAKER_00: But we are planning a uh a finale for you guys for the first seasons.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do 26 episodes per season, so but and that won't come out until what mid-October.
1:54
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:57
SPEAKER_00: We're doing we're doing stiff.
1:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're we we we're not gonna go into that too much.
2:01
SPEAKER_00: If if you want to know, then listen to the main episode.
2:05
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
2:06
SPEAKER_00: Um but we we had talked, uh, nothing crazy happened at work for you, nothing for me.
2:12
SPEAKER_00: Like it was all, like I said, it was just busy.
2:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:15
SPEAKER_00: Shit to do, you know, life.
2:17
SPEAKER_00: Um but we definitely said we wanted to delve into uh our squid og uh last night.
2:25
SPEAKER_00: Um clinching the the division.
2:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh the guards, yeah, man.
2:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I know we clinched a playoff spot a couple nights ago, but I uh we talked about this in the one bull session when we kind of tossed sports around.
2:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:41
SPEAKER_00: And you know, they something about a man when when the going gets tough, they they they they handle business, but it's like quit stringing us along.
2:52
SPEAKER_00: I know, man.
2:52
SPEAKER_00: That's the shit that pisses me off.
2:54
SPEAKER_00: It's like they've they've proven time and time again that they are a quality opponent and can beat anybody, and then there's days when it goes, you guys should be a double A team.
3:07
SPEAKER_01: They feel like it sometimes, I'm telling you.
3:10
SPEAKER_00: And and you know, you had made a good point.
3:12
SPEAKER_00: Like Jose has had some very good clutch moments, but his consistency has been a bit down.
3:20
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I know he was injured, but yeah, still, you know.
3:24
SPEAKER_00: He's hitting 235 right now, so that's uh I mean it's a little better, but that's not that I mean then what because he was at under two for a while.
3:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
3:35
SPEAKER_00: And then he brought that up.
3:36
SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, I I I don't I mean, again, I'm I'm glad they're in, but I'm I'm nervous.
3:42
SPEAKER_01: Well, all we can do is get in.
3:44
SPEAKER_01: At least we got the we have the first round by, we don't have to play in the wildcard round.
3:49
SPEAKER_01: So, you know, clinching the division was uh was imperative because I think huge.
3:54
SPEAKER_01: I knew getting in, I'm like, cool, but there's some wildcard teams you could draw like Boston that's gonna be like nah.
4:00
SPEAKER_00: Even though we took two out of three from Yeah, but that's Boston's the type of team like we got that one on us.
4:06
SPEAKER_00: Guess what's happening now?
4:07
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
4:08
SPEAKER_00: We we tend to I I I've noticed at least in recent years from uh from my shitty memory, that like that's like with Boston and the Yankees, that's what we do.
4:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like we'll steal a series here, then they'll steal a series, and then it's like right, right.
4:24
SPEAKER_00: And you know, of the two teams I want to beat the most, you know, yeah, it's like no, I I I wanna I wanna ruin you.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I have fun with the Red Sox because the old man's a Red Sox fan.
4:35
SPEAKER_01: The Yankees, everybody in Cleveland hates the Yankees, anyways.
4:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh I think everybody except for people in New York hate the Yankees.
4:42
SPEAKER_00: So and and that's understandable when you win like that.
4:45
SPEAKER_00: It's the same with the Patriots.
4:46
SPEAKER_00: Nobody hates the Patriots unless you were from New England.
4:48
SPEAKER_00: When the Steelers were winning in the 70s, nobody liked the Steelers, but you know what I mean?
4:52
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm starting to feel much that way about the Dodgers because they're buying championships essentially.
4:57
SPEAKER_00: So but that's that's not a that's not a fan or a team problem.
5:01
SPEAKER_00: That's an organization.
5:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's a that's a major league baseball.
5:05
SPEAKER_00: Like they need to put salary caps on them because again, you know, they complain constantly about small market teams, but they don't do anything to make it fair for them.
5:17
SPEAKER_01: We'll see, because collective bargaining is this is this year.
5:20
SPEAKER_00: So I think I think we might see a lockout.
5:23
SPEAKER_01: They might need to have one.
5:24
SPEAKER_01: They I they need to have a salary cap.
5:27
SPEAKER_01: They need to break up some of the shit that's going on.
5:29
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I I know that sucks for the players a little bit, but you're gonna get more um parody and more variety out of the final product.
5:43
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:44
SPEAKER_01: Except for, you know, in instead of the Dodgers going to the World Series every fucking year.
5:49
SPEAKER_00: I mean, and don't get me wrong, man, I I like watching Dynasties like like the next guy, but there comes a point when it's like, alright, next up.
5:56
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:57
SPEAKER_00: You know, it was like the Patriots in the 2000s.
5:59
SPEAKER_00: Right.
6:00
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I had an absolute hatred for that team.
6:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, of course.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: So it didn't didn't make it any you know any different.
6:08
SPEAKER_00: I mean the Yankees are the same way.
6:10
SPEAKER_00: I mean I could never I could never root for them.
6:16
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
6:21
SPEAKER_00: But uh yeah, I don't I I I don't know what to go to next.
6:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm not gonna lie.
6:28
SPEAKER_00: You guys are definitely gonna hear some off the the wall shit with this one because Yeah, we were I mean everything was just so blasé this week.
6:35
SPEAKER_01: I mean I I literally okay, here was my week.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Uh I got a text message Monday morning at like six o'clock from my warehouse manager.
6:42
SPEAKER_01: He's like, hey, so-and-so called off.
6:44
SPEAKER_01: I need you to drive today, come in normal time, whatever.
6:48
SPEAKER_01: Ended up driving his route all week long.
6:52
SPEAKER_01: Nothing exciting happened.
6:53
SPEAKER_01: It was just driving and delivering coffee and stuff.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: And I mean, Friday night we went to the the football game, it was a home game.
7:02
SPEAKER_01: Um we lost, it was a tight game.
7:05
SPEAKER_01: I was sending you updates.
7:06
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that considering they were playing a coply, I mean that was that was a very good game.
7:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean uh go ahead.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: Let's say we only lost by like three or four, it was tight till the end, and then I mean my week was no different.
7:17
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I went back to the office Friday for the first time in like two weeks.
7:20
SPEAKER_00: Um, but I've been busy with work and like I said, you know Bob's in his uh very little free time tries to come up with ideas for the pod and get stuff together and I'm editing and that stuff, but nothing nothing, I mean there's justn't really nothing crazy to report to you guys this week.
7:41
SPEAKER_00: So we're just gonna sit here and bullshit until something comes to mind and we can go, oh yeah, let's talk about that.
7:47
SPEAKER_01: We we we have some ideas coming up because next month is uh Halloween.
7:52
SPEAKER_01: So we're we giving them a little sneak.
7:55
SPEAKER_01: I think we're gonna give them a tiny little teaser for uh Halloween.
7:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, go ahead, dude.
8:00
SPEAKER_00: The ideas you and again, you know, I know it seems like Bob comes up with ideas, but again, I'm a very like focused person, so if I have one task, I like to focus on that task.
8:10
SPEAKER_00: So Bob, but he's also a gigantic Halloween fan.
8:15
SPEAKER_00: I mean he loves it, and and I like it too, but I'm not even gonna compare the amount of uh excitement that this guy has.
8:23
SPEAKER_00: So uh he's got some ideas, and I've you know I've I've thrown my little Eric flair on top he's got some shit strumming up for you guys.
8:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh I'll let him take it so he can share what he wants and what he don't want, but we we we got some shit coming for Halloween.
8:41
SPEAKER_01: We we're planning on doing a Halloween special.
8:44
SPEAKER_01: It's still not flushed out yet.
8:46
SPEAKER_01: No, still early, but we're uh digging on some uh new intro music that's nowhere near finished because the perfectionist in me will not allow that.
8:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
8:58
SPEAKER_01: And you brought something up this morning that I listened to you and I said, ooh, we I like it.
9:05
SPEAKER_00: We got yeah, it's it's gonna be good.
9:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:08
SPEAKER_00: I I I got a lot of you know, a lot of we'll you'll hear more about what's coming up soon with Bearded and Crunchy in the episode we record next.
9:17
SPEAKER_00: But we figured we don't have a lot to to relay to you guys, so it was something to I mean, I guess we could talk.
9:23
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we hit uh a hundred downloads for the first start for our first episode.
9:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was kind of a shocker.
9:30
SPEAKER_00: I was I was I I mean I was keeping an eye on it because it was creeping.
9:34
SPEAKER_00: You get one or two here and there, and then it yeah, it started to creep.
9:39
SPEAKER_00: But um he had to get a beverage.
9:42
SPEAKER_00: Heck I get my beverage.
9:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm a little parched.
9:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, I mean, yeah, to see that and you know we we're still, I mean, today, currently, and I'll bring it up in real time.
9:55
SPEAKER_00: We didn't have any downloaded today.
9:58
SPEAKER_00: Um, which sucks.
9:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:00
SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't want to break our streak of what two months with uh no zeros or six weeks.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: Six weeks.
10:07
SPEAKER_01: Six weeks, yeah.
10:08
SPEAKER_01: That's been good, man.
10:10
SPEAKER_00: And still a zero.
10:14
SPEAKER_00: It's alright.
10:14
SPEAKER_00: But it's early, it's Sunday.
10:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh it's a colder weekend.
10:19
SPEAKER_00: Right.
10:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh I even noticed it yesterday when we went to the store, it was a little less packed than it was.
10:23
SPEAKER_00: And this morning we went to breakfast.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: There wasn't any so I think people are starting to sleep in because the weather's getting a little colder and stuff like that.
10:32
SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, uh, we hit a hundred on that.
10:36
SPEAKER_00: Um, I mean, what was it two weeks ago we hit a thousand downloads and we're already creeping to thirteen hundred?
10:42
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
10:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, whatever you guys are doing, thank you.
10:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh, right.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Let's thank you.
10:46
SPEAKER_00: That that that's what we'll say.
10:48
SPEAKER_00: Um, thank you guys for for constantly tuning in.
10:53
SPEAKER_00: Um, I know we don't follow a normal podcast.
10:59
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't want to say script, but like I guess outline order the way it should be done.
11:06
SPEAKER_00: Um, we kind of just want to do what we want to do.
11:09
SPEAKER_00: Right.
11:09
SPEAKER_00: That's what we've been doing.
11:10
SPEAKER_00: Don't get me wrong, we pay attention to to what works and what doesn't for some, but there's some things that we stand tall on and there's some things that we go, all right, we could probably, you know, cut that or change that up a bit.
11:21
SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, I mean, nothing uh again, I was trying to think if there's anything else other than that that like um we could talk about.
11:32
SPEAKER_00: I mean, the weather's changing.
11:36
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's been nice.
11:38
SPEAKER_00: It's it's hoodie weather, yeah.
11:40
SPEAKER_00: I like that, but it just lets me know that like winter's what's around the corner around the corner of the wall, like nine inches of snow.
11:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm right here, bitch.
11:50
SPEAKER_01: Right, nine inches of snow one morning.
11:53
SPEAKER_01: Guess what?
11:53
SPEAKER_01: You get to drive in it.
11:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:56
SPEAKER_00: We uh oh, that's one thing I was thinking of.
12:00
SPEAKER_00: I was like, hopefully, we don't run into too many scenarios where we get bad snowstorms on Saturday night or something, and then we might have to really start doubling up on maybe I mean we don't have to.
12:13
SPEAKER_01: We got enough plan that there'll be plenty to we'll have to go back to the beginning where we were recording two episodes on a Sunday.
12:20
SPEAKER_00: I I I mean I didn't mind it, but I like I like the way we do it now.
12:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, um, it gives us time to record this, our main episode, and then talk about some other things that you know we you know what our next subject could be a couple episodes in or whatever.
12:37
SPEAKER_00: Or we just talk about life off camera, you know, just me and you.
12:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:41
SPEAKER_00: And so, but anyways, yeah, I was thinking about that on the drive in.
12:45
SPEAKER_00: I was like, fuck, it's pretty soon we're gonna be seeing the white shit again.
12:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: And I'm not talking about cocaine.
12:52
SPEAKER_00: Right.
12:52
SPEAKER_01: Uh, but yeah, um, any I mean, anything you want to talk about, like just you know, the kids the the my kids went to homecoming last night.
13:03
SPEAKER_01: That yeah, there we go.
13:04
SPEAKER_01: So it was uh I I I sent you a couple pictures of uh of them.
13:09
SPEAKER_01: Well one of them.
13:10
SPEAKER_00: She looked amazing, man.
13:11
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
13:12
SPEAKER_00: You've you've you've done well as a uh as a stepfather with Maddie, and and you've obviously you know you're doing great with with Bubba.
13:22
SPEAKER_00: I I just every time you send me a picture or like when we were trying the phone call stuff and you're it's she's so much you, dude.
13:30
SPEAKER_00: Right.
13:31
SPEAKER_00: Like it's it's it's she's absolutely your mini me.
13:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:35
SPEAKER_00: In so many ways, it's insane.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: And and and I love the fact that you know you two are close, like me and Tyo and stuff like that.
13:42
SPEAKER_00: But I just wanted to tell you, like, yeah, she and and that smile.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: I told you that she's got your fucking smile.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: That crooked ass.
13:50
SPEAKER_00: Every time you send me a picture and she's smiling, I'm like, God, that's his kid.
13:55
SPEAKER_01: Yep, that's mine.
13:56
SPEAKER_01: And then we do the whole thing.
13:59
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
13:59
SPEAKER_01: She does the same.
14:00
SPEAKER_01: Uh it always cracked, Dad, I want to do that with you.
14:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, alright, because we've taken pictures like that and that's goofing around.
14:06
SPEAKER_00: The fact that and that's the thing, because they're at the age where like typically they don't want to disassociate with us.
14:13
SPEAKER_00: We're we're not cool anymore.
14:14
SPEAKER_00: Like, no, no riz, as they say.
14:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and she likes hanging out with dad for whatever reason.
14:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
14:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Ty does too.
14:21
SPEAKER_00: He still gets up as tired as he is, he still gets up and goes to the store with me on Saturday, and he still gets up and goes to breakfast with my and let me tell you, that boy can eat like the last so he switches from what he wants, you know.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: From time sometimes, he'll get breakfast sandwiches, sometimes he'll get like the big breakfast for hot cakes.
14:37
SPEAKER_00: But he typically won't eat the sausage or the biscuit, he'll just eat the eggs.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, the biscuits the best part.
14:42
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's what I do is I take the sausage and put it on the biscuit and have another breakfast sandwich.
14:47
SPEAKER_00: But today, he ate all of that.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh, he must have been hungry.
14:52
SPEAKER_00: I look over, and the only thing left was half his eggs and his panties.
14:56
SPEAKER_00: I said, Did you eat all of that?
14:57
SPEAKER_00: And he just looked at me and goes, Yeah, I was hungry.
15:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm hungry.
15:00
SPEAKER_00: I was like, all right, dude, do you?
15:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:03
SPEAKER_00: Hey, he ate it.
15:03
SPEAKER_00: I didn't waste money.
15:04
SPEAKER_00: No, well, he'll take whatever you don't eat, we'll take home and he'll eat it later.
15:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
15:08
SPEAKER_00: I just mean like he devoured that shit.
15:10
SPEAKER_00: Like I was like, holy shit, but Yeah, I have to be.
15:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm weird, man.
15:16
SPEAKER_01: I've been like this since I was a late teens.
15:19
SPEAKER_00: I think I know what you're gonna go with, but go ahead.
15:21
SPEAKER_01: I I have a hard time eating breakfast sometimes.
15:23
SPEAKER_01: Like, I I it could be like 10 o'clock, and my wife will be like, Are you hungry for breakfast?
15:27
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, No.
15:29
SPEAKER_00: You're the majority.
15:30
SPEAKER_00: Most people are like that.
15:32
SPEAKER_00: Um, you know what made me have to be that?
15:36
SPEAKER_00: Because I was the same way.
15:37
SPEAKER_00: Diabetic.
15:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
15:39
SPEAKER_00: My dad's like, shit into me in the morning to get it going, and so I learned to, and now it's to the point where when by like 7:30.
15:48
SPEAKER_00: You're hungry.
15:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my body's like, dog, you need to eat, man.
15:51
SPEAKER_00: So uh yeah, it's and and I mean Rihanna's that way.
15:55
SPEAKER_00: She I I think almost every woman I've ever dated or been in a relationship with has been like they don't eat till like noon.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:03
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, alright, I mean, that's cool.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: And and I again I used to be the same way too, but once I became a diabetic, I started going, alright, I gotta I'm gonna throw it.
16:11
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna fucking throw it.
16:12
SPEAKER_00: Uh you are such a fucking profession.
16:18
SPEAKER_00: And you realize that like there's such things.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: I know I'm just being ADD about my mic stand.
16:24
SPEAKER_01: It's all right.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: I was moving it before we started recording.
16:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm dicking with it now.
16:28
SPEAKER_01: It's like And dominate dicks.
16:30
SPEAKER_01: Is that what it stands for?
16:31
SPEAKER_01: Whoops, that'll get uh no.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: I mean Oh, we could definitely talk about that.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: Not dicks, but uh so guys, we've been teasing and and we are gonna do it.
16:43
SPEAKER_00: Eventually, but we have a segment called Album Autopsy that we're gonna ring out, and it's where we both bring up an album, and eventually we're gonna put it, we want to put it to a poll where it gets voted on by you guys to pick what we do, but uh where we dissect it, we talk about it, when it came out, what it's just you know, introduction, like lyrical content.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: And we decided to do just saying it, a dry run last week.
17:16
SPEAKER_00: And guys, you will never uh hear this this recording.
17:22
SPEAKER_01: I I think within like 48 seconds, it immediately off the fucking rails.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: We don't mean like, oh shit, they went I mean we just went to the fucking stratosphere crying with laughter like literally my face was wet when we were doing that.
17:41
SPEAKER_00: Like it was so funny.
17:43
SPEAKER_00: Um you you would have thought you handed two middle schoolers to mics and said, hey, go tell us about this album.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, it did not go over.
17:52
SPEAKER_00: Well, well, I know it went over great, yeah.
17:54
SPEAKER_00: But I just don't think we can.
17:56
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we might be able to make some clips out of it, and I I don't I don't know what we're gonna do with it because we have it.
18:03
SPEAKER_00: If it was 15 years ago, I'd say we could have posted it that day.
18:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, dude, I we would have just put it out raw.
18:09
SPEAKER_01: But like your mom.
18:11
SPEAKER_01: See?
18:12
SPEAKER_01: That's what that's what we're talking about.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm gonna just let you know that that's where we're it, dude.
18:18
SPEAKER_00: You and playing footsies with me, we're gonna have to have a talk about this off air.
18:23
SPEAKER_00: It's not a wide enough table, and my legs are long.
18:25
SPEAKER_00: We're both big guys.
18:27
SPEAKER_00: Right.
18:27
SPEAKER_00: I lost all that weight, but I'm still six foot, 220 pounds.
18:30
SPEAKER_00: Like I'm not a little dude.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm over six foot, so yeah, judge me, huh?
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Uh uh.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: And I got a size 14 shoo.
18:36
SPEAKER_00: Well, I bet she was happy.
18:38
SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
18:39
SPEAKER_00: Don't even it can't get off the rails.
18:43
SPEAKER_00: Because we can do it and not even it's second nature to us.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: It was a complete giggle fest last Saturday or Sunday between us.
18:51
SPEAKER_00: I will tell you this though, it was it was one of the funnest things we'd recorded in a very long while.
18:55
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
18:55
SPEAKER_00: And we love everything we record, but that was just we just got to let loose.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: There was no uh and and when we say filters, we just mean we understand that there's just certain shit you can't say.
19:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're not offended.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: This one we were just like, we don't give a fuck.
19:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was a dry uh it was definitely a dry run of it.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh but it it yeah, i I think that for me, I I went home after you dropped me off.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: I I I was in the house and I was talking to my wife about it, and I was like, You're not gonna believe what we did.
19:27
SPEAKER_01: And you sent me the whole thing audio-wise, and I let her hear just a couple minutes.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: She's like, Oh my god, I'm married to a middle schooler.
19:36
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
19:36
SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, that's the humor level at that point on that.
19:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I uh as I listened to it, I said, We are just children.
19:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're just adult middle-aged children.
19:47
SPEAKER_00: And it's fine, but adult money kids' toys.
19:50
SPEAKER_01: Apparently, but I'd tell you what, man, it was almost like I even said it when we were recording it.
19:56
SPEAKER_01: Even towards the end, I was like, man, I think we needed that.
19:59
SPEAKER_01: It was almost like a it was almost like a cleansing.
20:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: It was like the things that we we wanna Yeah, because guys, we all know you have that conversation with your best friends, yeah, and and and and your significant other where you can just talk about anything, no judgment, no nothing.
20:18
SPEAKER_00: And again, you know, we didn't say anything that was racial or or like homophobic or nothing like that, but it was just childish.
20:25
SPEAKER_01: It was a lot of your mom jokes, a lot, a lot, and like 35 minutes of it, yeah.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: Like I'm just thinking about it because we would and and it it was almost, and and please believe me, I'm I'm not saying this to perk up ears, but it was almost if it was rehearsed.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: Right.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: The reason why I say that is because we would get through the joke and then we would both write back on the subject, right?
20:50
SPEAKER_00: And then 10 seconds later, one of us would look up at each other and say something, and then it was over for another fucking minute and a half.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: We were on another song was like an open door.
21:02
SPEAKER_00: I won't do it, but you I'll let you guys insert joke here.
21:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, but it it was it was fun to record.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: Right.
21:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh it it was definitely kind of us just letting us be us, yeah.
21:16
SPEAKER_00: Right.
21:17
SPEAKER_00: And it I mean, I'm not gonna lie, that was the hardest I'd laughed in probably years.
21:22
SPEAKER_00: Seriously, like I was just crying glass because I was just tearing up so badly.
21:30
SPEAKER_01: The tears were coming from laughter.
21:31
SPEAKER_00: And you remember you had the audio, I watched the video, yeah.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: You did, yeah, a couple of clips.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: Yep, and to watch each of us break at different times right.
21:43
SPEAKER_00: There there will have to come a point where we release that.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: Because I don't think it's bad enough for that I just think it will make a lot of people think we're childish.
21:55
SPEAKER_00: And although I don't care, I also don't want to deter people from thinking that that's the type Of shit we do because we do, we just don't do it on air.
22:03
SPEAKER_00: But anyway, that's no, it's not that, it's just there there is a point, and I try to tell Ty this when he tries to joke with us.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: You can drag something out long.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: We did, and we did by at least 20 minutes.
22:18
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, and although it was funny to us, I can see where somebody who wasn't there in the moment.
22:25
SPEAKER_00: They wouldn't get it after five minutes of it, it's like, okay, that was funny, but what's going on here?
22:31
SPEAKER_00: So, but again, for us, it was amazing.
22:34
SPEAKER_00: It'll show up on Patreon one day.
22:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think that's I think we'll put it on like some extreme crazy high tier or some shit that nobody's ever gonna buy.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna pay for it.
22:43
SPEAKER_00: Yep, and it'll just be there, but and that'll be alright.
22:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh but it's funny.
22:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it is.
22:49
SPEAKER_00: You if you don't laugh, you don't have a soul.
22:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no kidding.
22:53
SPEAKER_00: Because it there's some comedy gold in that fucking episode that I wish we could just use on the regular stuff, but it's childish.
23:01
SPEAKER_01: Like us.
23:02
SPEAKER_01: Indeed, it is.
23:04
SPEAKER_01: Man children.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm married to a man child.
23:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, I'm a child.
23:09
SPEAKER_01: That's why my kids like me so much.
23:11
SPEAKER_00: Well, and that's I used to wonder, I'm like, you know, me and Ty get along really, really well, and that hit me a year or two ago or something, but I just went, that's just because you're a kid, dude.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, exactly.
23:26
SPEAKER_00: And and also, I'm allowing him to be the kid that I wasn't allowed to be.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: Right.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: You know, like, you know, we would fall off our bike and fuck our knee up pretty bad, and then be like, alright, sug it up, you know, put some fucking peroxide on it, put a band-aid on it, go back.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: Pow some testing on it.
23:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yep.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: Walk it off.
23:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, walk it off, and I broke my leg.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: Don't think don't think I'm walking that one off.
23:52
SPEAKER_00: Um, but I just I try to, you know, I try to allow him to be a kid.
23:57
SPEAKER_00: The kid that I, you know, I mean again, I've said this multiple multiple multiple times.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: It wasn't like the worst childhood ever, but it was not fun.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: There was a lot of bad times, and again, my dad didn't deal with emotions and feelings and all that kind of shit.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: So I just kind of had to learn how to bury that shit.
24:16
SPEAKER_00: But we're just fucking children.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: And I I I started to realize I'm gonna be 46 in three months.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: And I'm if I ain't changing by now, it's probably a loss cause to think that I'm gonna ever fucking grow up.
24:32
SPEAKER_01: It ain't it ain't gonna happen, man.
24:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna tell you right now.
24:35
SPEAKER_00: No, and at this point I don't even know if I want it to be.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: I know I like it.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I feel that if I lost that part of me, I just it wouldn't be me.
24:47
SPEAKER_01: I would be a miserable person.
24:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:49
SPEAKER_01: I have to laugh.
24:50
SPEAKER_01: I have to like, and that's part of the reason why we get to do this, because we like to laugh and have fun.
24:54
SPEAKER_01: And you know, again, I wish a sometimes a little bit more of that could come out in this.
25:01
SPEAKER_00: We we eventually we'll figure out how to do that to where it's not pissing people off or you know the the problem is is the majority of our audience are people that know us.
25:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so they already know how we are.
25:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:19
SPEAKER_00: Is what who is our consistent listeners gonna be that don't know us.
25:25
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't want to get that random or if you have your your Howard Stearns and like your Joe Rogan's where shit goes off rails and and like some of the other ones, like um, I can't think of it.
25:40
SPEAKER_00: There's a couple other where like it it can get off the rails, but yeah, we're new.
25:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like we can't.
25:47
SPEAKER_00: That's why we've been trying to yeah, we're we're trying to see what works and what we're comfortable with doing.
25:52
SPEAKER_00: And you know, maybe there'll come a time where we look back and that was nothing.
25:57
SPEAKER_00: Right.
25:57
SPEAKER_00: You know, we could be like, nah, this episode was you know, right we'll talk about that in the next episode a little bit.
26:03
SPEAKER_00: But anyways, um I I mean I don't I fidget, fidget, fidget, fidget.
26:11
SPEAKER_00: You can definitely tell we're where are we at?
26:14
SPEAKER_00: We're having more fun.
26:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_01: Uh 26 minutes.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: We're called Yeah, well, we can.
26:20
SPEAKER_00: I mean, what there's no sense in dragging it on when we should use those minutes for something else.
26:24
SPEAKER_00: Get your joke.
26:25
SPEAKER_00: Alright, let's do this.
26:26
SPEAKER_00: Chao.
26:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh I have.
26:29
SPEAKER_00: I actually this one's this one's funny, but where's my notes?
26:34
SPEAKER_00: Alright, are we ready?
26:40
SPEAKER_00: What do you call a man with one leg shorter than the other?
26:49
SPEAKER_01: I thought I knew that.
26:50
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: A sniper's worst nightmare.
26:58
SPEAKER_00: And on that note, we'll see you next session.