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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: I'm off that 18-gummy juice. Black man, play with the
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: black Zeus. King of the super duper. Might be in
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: your wife if you don't want me like that. All right. Wow.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: That's rapper E-40.
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  Speaker 2: That one goes out to my texter who said I
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  Speaker 2: sound like E-40.
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  Speaker 3: How does Bone sound when he talks like that dude
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  Speaker 3: E-40 rapping? I've got to tell you, I am not
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  Speaker 3: understanding the text right now.
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  Speaker 1: All right. When I get compared to other.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: celebrities like Gilbert Gottfried or Fozzie Bear.
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  Speaker 1: That would work.
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  Speaker 2: That kind of makes a little bit of sense. That
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  Speaker 2: one right there, I got to tell you, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what that is. I don't know why I'd be him.
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  Speaker 2: You're dropping bars, man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: I take it as a compliment, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I have that in me. Now, this guy says
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  Speaker 2: that was not E-40. Well, y'all looked it up, didn't you?
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  Speaker 1: Who was that then? It says E-40, doesn't it, Finney? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Unless that was the part of the song with
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  Speaker 3: the feature, Keek Da Sneak.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that must be. That would be my only guess.
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  Speaker 1: What a white moment this is. Trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear how Finnish said that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. That might have been the guy named.
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  Speaker 1: I believe he goes by King Da Sneak. That is
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  Speaker 1: King Da Sneak, yo. Oh, my God. How do you
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  Speaker 1: not know him? All right.
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  Speaker 3: So apparently we played the wrong rapper off that song.
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  Speaker 1: Holy whiteness. The song is featuring this guy. That would
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  Speaker 1: be my only guess if that's not E-40. Tell me
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  Speaker 1: when to go. He's singing the... he's singing like what
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  Speaker 1: the song is.
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  Speaker 2: So that, let us know, was that E-40 or Keke
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  Speaker 2: the Sneak?
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  Speaker 3: 803 says that wasn't E-40 rapping. That was the guy
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  Speaker 3: featured on the song. That was Keke the Sneak. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Keke the Sneak. So we've established that I'm not Keke
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  Speaker 3: the Sneak. This dude says, I think Walker Mail, when
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  Speaker 3: he talks on the radio, sounds like Keke the Sneak rapping.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all just throwing stuff out now.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: That was a rough moment for us. So at some
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  Speaker 3: point before we get out.
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  Speaker 1: Of here, we will attempt to hear E-40 rap. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: breaking news. Sub at 11. I'm white. Oh, my goodness. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't our coolest moment.
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  Speaker 3: But it's on brand. I feel like it's on brand
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  Speaker 3: for us to screw this up.
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  Speaker 1: Send us a song that we can play on the
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  Speaker 1: radio and we'll play it. Okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Someone send one in of E-40 that we can play
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  Speaker 3: on the radio without getting fined by the FCC.
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  Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. Marquis says you guys are wild.
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  Speaker 1: I was just live radio whiteness. It just was.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way Willie P knows that either. Let me
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  Speaker 2: tell you about King to Sneak, yo.
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  Speaker 1: You were just a sheltered, uncultured swine. Willie P. Coolard
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  Speaker 1: and Mack and Bone. Poor Mack. Willie P.
• 2:50
  Speaker 3: Thinks Blink-82's the greatest rock band ever. What the hell
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  Speaker 3: does he know? Is that who he's into, right, Blink?
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  Speaker 1: That is correct. All right, anyway.
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  Speaker 2: That was not Rambling Randy.
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  Speaker 1: That was Rocking Randy that was sending those things.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't it say Rambling? It says there's Rocking Randy right there.
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  Speaker 2: Rambling Randy's a different guy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: That's Rocking Randy. Are you sure? Yeah, because he's still going.
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  Speaker 1: I thought he was rambling, no? No, that's rocking Randy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know Randy was rocking. That's rocking Randy,
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  Speaker 2: so apologies to rambling Randy. You're not rocking Randy. I
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  Speaker 2: thought Randy was rambling.
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  Speaker 3: All right, anyway, speaking of rambling, all right, let's get
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  Speaker 3: to random crap, which I believe we already did when
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  Speaker 3: we tried to figure out who E-40 is. We have
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  Speaker 3: to start, Bone, with this Cam Newton story. I need
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  Speaker 3: more information on this. I've never heard this before. Listen
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  Speaker 3: to Cam Newton on the Ringer Tailgate College Football Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: This is the one bone where he debuted his mustache
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  Speaker 3: we talked about yesterday. Listen to Cam talk about why
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  Speaker 3: he was so motivated to win a national title the
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  Speaker 3: year he did at Auburn.
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  Speaker 4: People don't know what went into that year. I was
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  Speaker 4: in search of something that I never got at the
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  Speaker 4: University of Florida. Urban Meyer told me I could not
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  Speaker 4: get a national championship ring even though I was on
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  Speaker 4: that team to.
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  Speaker 1: Get a national championship.
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  Speaker 4: It was a vow to myself. If you didn't want
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  Speaker 4: to give me one, I will go get my own.
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  Speaker 4: I was working out. I was preparing like a man possessed.
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  Speaker 4: That's what was in my spirit, in my heart. So,
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  Speaker 4: It was something beyond money that I was in pursuit of.
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  Speaker 4: I was sharing a locker with a person or sharing
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  Speaker 4: a locker room with an individual that they believed was
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  Speaker 4: better than me. Yes, he was great, but I didn't
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  Speaker 4: believe he was better than me. And if sometimes you
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  Speaker 4: take even... the most smallest chip to put on your
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  Speaker 4: shoulder to make you become a better version of yourself,
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  Speaker 4: do it. I played behind Tebow. I did not think
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  Speaker 4: that Tebow was better than me, but I had to
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  Speaker 4: prove it. I didn't get to just say he's not
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  Speaker 4: better than me and then that will be the one-all be-all.
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  Speaker 4: It was up to me to say, hey, what are
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  Speaker 4: you going to do with your opportunity?
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  Speaker 1: So I've never heard that before. Have you heard that before?
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  Speaker 3: Urban Meyer told him you're not getting a national championship ring?
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  Speaker 2: I had not heard that. You think somewhere in the
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  Speaker 2: last 20 years we have heard that.
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  Speaker 1: I had not heard that. I've never heard that.
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  Speaker 3: I also find it to be very Cam to be
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  Speaker 3: fueled by that and to go out there, Bone, and
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  Speaker 3: put forth maybe the most individually impressive season ever for
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  Speaker 3: a national championship winning quarterback. I mean, he just dragged
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  Speaker 3: that team to a national championship. But I've never heard
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  Speaker 3: that before. But I hate Urban Meyer. It just gives
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  Speaker 3: me another reason to hate Urban Meyer.
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  Speaker 2: That is a crazy quarterback with how it ended up being, though.
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  Speaker 1: Cam and.
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  Speaker 2: And Tebow in the same quarterback room. When you think
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  Speaker 2: about the greatness that was in that one room, right?
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  Speaker 2: Completely different personalities and different journeys after that.
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  Speaker 1: But man, that is a all-time QB room.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing it's because of the laptop incident that happened
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  Speaker 3: in November of 2028.
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  Speaker 1: That was the year they won the national title. 2008, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or 2008. That I'm guessing has something to do with that. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, well, Cam, you went on and proved your point, Cam.
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  Speaker 3: There ain't no doubt about it.
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  Speaker 2: Michigan Vic just called us three white crew, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, man, I don't know what's.
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  Speaker 1: Going on out there.
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  Speaker 2: The bosses are lined up outside the door right now,
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  Speaker 2: so either they're laughing at us or this is it
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  Speaker 2: for us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is going on out there, man? It's something
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  Speaker 1: we said. It would be the kink the sneak gets
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  Speaker 1: in it that gets us out of here.
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  Speaker 3: It's something we said. How about this story? Is Mac
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  Speaker 3: drunk this morning? No, Mac is back today. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 3: is me, man.
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  Speaker 1: Not drunk yet. Went to later today. Tomorrow night, though, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow night. I've got to tell you this story.
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  Speaker 3: We're building up to the Nick Saban, Lane Kiffin, Alabama
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  Speaker 3: sorority girl story. We're building up to that. But before
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  Speaker 3: we get to that, I've got to give you this one.
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  Speaker 3: This guy, Dajon Love, we've been talking about, Bone. The
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  Speaker 3: guy that pretended to be a 49ers football player and
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  Speaker 3: is also accused of defrauding 20-something women out of $ 1. 3 million.
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  Speaker 3: It keeps getting more ridiculous and hilarious with this guy.
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  Speaker 3: I thought the funniest thing would be this dude working
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  Speaker 3: out while wearing a 49er helmet on the beach. I
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  Speaker 3: thought that would be the most ridiculous thing. Bone, we
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  Speaker 3: found out yesterday he sent a DM to Cameo And
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  Speaker 3: told the folks at Cameo that I am available to
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  Speaker 3: do Cameo videos. I have a huge fan base. I'm
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  Speaker 3: a great receiver on the San Francisco 49ers. And I
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  Speaker 3: will do videos for $ 5, 000 a piece. As if people
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  Speaker 3: want to pay $ 5, 000 for this fake wide receivers videos.
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  Speaker 1: He also boned DM Julian Edelman.
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  Speaker 3: And asked Julian, told Julian Edelman, I'm a wide receiver
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  Speaker 3: that just got released by the 49ers. I'm looking for
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  Speaker 3: my next shot. Can you help get me a tryout
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  Speaker 3: with the Patriots? And can you pay for my travel
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  Speaker 3: to get there? I will reimburse you once I'm on
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  Speaker 3: the Patriots team. Is this guy serious? This guy thinks
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  Speaker 3: Julian Edelman's going to fall for it. Julian Ebel just
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  Speaker 3: got to Google your ass and realize this guy never played.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: What a fool this guy is, which makes me wonder,
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  Speaker 3: how did 20-something women fall for this guy's act?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Mac, also, did you see the funny subplot with Deshaun Stribling,
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  Speaker 2: the rookie who changed his number? What did he change
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  Speaker 2: it to? He didn't really think it through, Mac. He
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  Speaker 2: changed his number to seven. after the preseason, that's the
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  Speaker 2: number of the jersey that Deshaun Love was using in
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  Speaker 2: his fake stuff. So now people are like, why would
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  Speaker 2: you go now be number seven when that dude was
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  Speaker 2: using number seven?
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  Speaker 1: So now Love can be like, see, here's my highlights.
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  Speaker 1: This is me. This is me.
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  Speaker 3: All right, last but not least, this book John Tolti
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  Speaker 3: wrote about Lane Kiffin is going to be a banger.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all the stuff.
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  Speaker 3: that we talked about in the first hour, all the
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  Speaker 3: rumors out there, Bone, all the stuff that he's reporting
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  Speaker 3: in there. And this is the most salacious by far, Bone,
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  Speaker 3: is that Miss Terry, Nick Saban's wife, when Lane was
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  Speaker 3: there as offensive coordinator at Alabama, she got word from
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  Speaker 3: her friends that Lane was stepping out behind his wife's back.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the family didn't move there initially? Wasn't living there
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  Speaker 1: with him?
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  Speaker 3: That he was stepping out and doing so with sorority
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  Speaker 3: girls at Alabama. He then, Nick Saban then, had to
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  Speaker 3: tell a staff member to talk to Lane about and
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  Speaker 3: keep him away from the girls that are still in college.
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  Speaker 3: The quote says, Saban told him, just keep him away
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  Speaker 3: from the sorority girls. Make sure they've graduated college or
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  Speaker 3: are working a job. This was back in what we
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  Speaker 3: call the Joey Freshwater era.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when he'd go out to the bars and had
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  Speaker 1: an alias he would use? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: This is also when he was drinking heavily and to
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  Speaker 3: his credit. he's gotten back together with his wife. He's,
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  Speaker 3: you know, really cut down on the drinking. But imagine
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  Speaker 3: Nick Saban's frustration when he has to keep the O
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  Speaker 3: coordinator away from sorority girls.
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  Speaker 1: Keep them away from those coyote girls, right? Oh, Lane.
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  Speaker 1: Lane got a lane bone.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Matt, the guy that called me E-40 has weighed in,
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  Speaker 2: and he sent a YouTube video that I remind him
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  Speaker 2: of a guy that does impressions of E-40. Okay, now
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  Speaker 2: we're getting more of the story here.