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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 17th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show. Insensitivity training for a politically
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  Speaker 3: correct world. Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Today is Thursday. It's pre-Friday. It's September the 17th, 2026.
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  Speaker 4: We are The Woody Show. Man, it's your birthday month.
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  Speaker 4: It's getting closer and closer.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Have you already started working on your list?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I have.
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  Speaker 5: So much planning to do.
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  Speaker 4: Is there anything on there for us?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, of course. Every time. Every time.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. I don't think you're going to top last year, though.
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  Speaker 5: Last year, you had a very successful birthday month.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It went great.
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  Speaker 4: We did that extreme weekend trip to Dubai.
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  Speaker 3: We went to the Brady Bunch house.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, come on.
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  Speaker 6: Some pretty fun stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Halfway through September, on the way to Menace's birthday month
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  Speaker 4: of October. Thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 3: We are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: I'm Woody.
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  Speaker 4: That is Greg Gorey. There's Menace. Gina Grad. Seabass. Agent
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  Speaker 4: Sebastian of the Carton Arcs is here. There is Jeff G. Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Sammy is here.
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  Speaker 7: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: There is Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer.
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  Speaker 4: Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menji.
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  Speaker 4: Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text
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  Speaker 4: over to 22987. Today, Greg, is Constitution Day.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. I have the copy you gave me.
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  Speaker 8: You have the art.
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  Speaker 4: Did you really keep that?
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  Speaker 5: Of course. All right.
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  Speaker 4: We did Thrift Store Day.
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  Speaker 5: It's not hanging, I will be honest, in my house.
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  Speaker 5: It's hanging in my garage.
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  Speaker 8: You already hung it.
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  Speaker 4: But you hung it.
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  Speaker 8: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: I appreciate that fine gift. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I love America as much as the next guy.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I'd hang the Constitution up somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: It's in the garage. Yeah. Like, you know, just identify
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  Speaker 5: as patriot. It's right by my car door when it opens.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, cool.
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  Speaker 5: So I can see it.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't know if it's like Constitution, like a
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  Speaker 4: Constitution of the United States or like, how's your Constitution?
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  Speaker 4: Like your digestive stomach?
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  Speaker 3: Are you proving?
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  Speaker 6: What's the first couple sentences of the Constitution? Aren't you
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  Speaker 6: gas menace?
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  Speaker 5: Guess the first three words.
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  Speaker 3: The first three. It's four score.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. And seven years ago. Dear America. Yes.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Lord be with you. I don't know. Honestly, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: We the people.
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  Speaker 5: We the people.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: True.
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  Speaker 8: We the people of what?
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  Speaker 3: Of America?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, close enough.
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  Speaker 3: Of the United States?
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  Speaker 4: San Mateo's International Country Music Day.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, yes.
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  Speaker 4: It is National Pet Bird Day. I think people that
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  Speaker 4: have birds as pets are weird.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: Used to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like there's something, you know how the birds have
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  Speaker 4: a feather, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So you can always tell people who are in IT,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you can always tell.
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  Speaker 5: That is true.
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  Speaker 4: You can usually, like if you took like 10 people.
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  Speaker 4: and you had a chance to speak to them for
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  Speaker 4: maybe five minutes each without asking them anything directly about
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  Speaker 4: what job it is or whatever, I think you'd be
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  Speaker 4: able to pretty well, like this person's the school teacher.
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  Speaker 8: I think you're right.
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  Speaker 4: There's a similar personality. Similar personality to IT. Similar personality to, oh,
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  Speaker 4: this person owns the bird. Like, hey, there's a person
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  Speaker 4: here that has a bird as a pet. I think
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  Speaker 4: you'd be able to sniff that person out. Today is
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  Speaker 4: National Professional House Cleaners Day. So shout out to my
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  Speaker 4: Aunt Chrissy.
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  Speaker 5: She's a professional.
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  Speaker 3: She is. She is.
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  Speaker 4: Today is National Monte Cristo Day.
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  Speaker 3: Love those.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Old timey.
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  Speaker 4: Today is also National Apple Dumpling Day.
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  Speaker 9: Sure.
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  Speaker 8: Talk about old timey.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the gay.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, what am I thinking of?
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  Speaker 8: Apple Dumpling Day.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm thinking of.
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  Speaker 8: A popover.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are those like the toaster strudels?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: With the apple in them, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Is that strudel?
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  Speaker 4: What is that thing called?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, strudel.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I've never had an apple dumpling.
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  Speaker 4: Greg likes, yeah, what's the apple dumpling?
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  Speaker 5: It's more like a, it's kind of like if Beef
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  Speaker 5: Wellington was an apple. It's just an apple inside of
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  Speaker 5: like a pastry. Oh, I have, okay, I've seen that.
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  Speaker 4: It looks good. Yeah, I've seen that. Greg likes the
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  Speaker 4: apple fritter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The fritter.
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  Speaker 5: The cry, it's so good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Greg, F.
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  Speaker 4: Mary Kill, apple fritters, Depeche Mode, penises.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: It's the first thing.
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  Speaker 4: First three things I thought of.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 5: He loves all of them.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't really thought out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay. I would have to F penises.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Natch.
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  Speaker 4: Marry.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe I'm going to do this. Marry Depeche
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  Speaker 5: Mode and I have to kill Apple Fritters.
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  Speaker 8: Greg, you're such a traitor.
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  Speaker 4: Because you know what?
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  Speaker 5: You have maple bars. You have old fashioned. You have glazed.
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  Speaker 5: I could do. I could live without.
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  Speaker 4: And the reason that I asked him that question was because,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I've seen Greg where he's in those modes
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  Speaker 4: of basically just like he's swallowing cotton balls. He's like
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  Speaker 4: trying to stick to like some kind of crazy starve
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  Speaker 4: himself type of diet where he's eating like half a
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  Speaker 4: potato and some cottage cheese. And that's it for like
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  Speaker 4: the whole day. But if there's an apple fritter around,
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  Speaker 4: he caves.
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  Speaker 8: He can't help it.
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  Speaker 3: Eventually.
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  Speaker 4: He can't help himself.
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  Speaker 5: I could sit in front of one for four hours
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  Speaker 5: and then... In that fourth hour.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, we have shots now. You don't have to do anything.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 5: Handle that.
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  Speaker 4: Just zip out a dog. Time for the birthdays. It's
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  Speaker 4: your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to party like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to sip a toddy like it's your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: And you know we don't give a fuck because.
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  Speaker 8: It's your birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people from the sports world. Patrick Mahomes
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  Speaker 4: is 31 years old today. Phil Jackson, the legendary basketball coach,
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  Speaker 4: is 81. He's getting a statue, right? Outside of Staples, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not Staples.
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  Speaker 4: Crypto.com. I'll forever call it that, man.
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  Speaker 3: Forever Staples.
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  Speaker 5: Forever Staples.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Staples, no knock on you, but you guys got quite
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  Speaker 3: a few statues.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, how many statues do you need?
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  Speaker 4: I've been to a lot of venues.
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  Speaker 3: This place is covered in statues now.
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  Speaker 4: Yep. Alexander Ovechkin, the NHL star from the Washington Capitals,
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  Speaker 4: is 41. Jimmy Johnson, the NASCAR driver, is 51 today.
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  Speaker 4: So you got Bryan Singer, the director, you know, Superman,
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  Speaker 4: Bohemian Rhapsody, things like that. The usual suspects. 61 years old.
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  Speaker 4: Paul Feig.
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  Speaker 11: Love him.
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  Speaker 4: Another director, Bridesmaids.
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  Speaker 5: He's a well-dressed man.
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  Speaker 3: Vicky.
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  Speaker 4: Baz Luhrmann is 64.
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  Speaker 8: La Rouge.
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  Speaker 4: If you watch Orange to the New Black, Tasty in
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  Speaker 4: Orange to the New Black. Daniel Brooks is 37. Elvira,
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  Speaker 4: Mistress of the Dark.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Is 75. Doug E. Fresh. There's a throwback Thursday for you. Rapper,
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  Speaker 4: Human Beatbox. He is 60 years old today. And then
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  Speaker 4: a comedian, Bobby Lee.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: 55 years old. Future, what do you show guests? Right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Today's porno birthday is Chanel Cameron.
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  Speaker 12: Ooh.
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  Speaker 4: And today's birthday girl, she has her nose.
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  Speaker 5: Pierced, Greg.
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  Speaker 1: Ew.
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  Speaker 5: Yuck, right? Gross. Who wants to watch that?
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  Speaker 4: You don't see it much because it's face down in
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  Speaker 4: a pillow. 487 fine films, including the awesome anal movie.
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  Speaker 8: How is it?
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  Speaker 4: She was in Chanel Carmen Gets Her Thick Bush Banged
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  Speaker 4: on a Hike.
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  Speaker 5: Yuck, a hike.
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  Speaker 4: What's worse, hiking or a nose ring?
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  Speaker 5: Or a thick bush.
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  Speaker 3: Or a bush, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She's very talented. Chanel Cameron Sucks Her Own Toe.
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  Speaker 13: Whoa.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Taking It in the Booty Like a Champ,
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  Speaker 4: Volume 1. She was in Suck the Sickness Out of Me.
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  Speaker 5: It works.
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  Speaker 4: Also, Semen Fiesta Strikes Back.
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  Speaker 8: It's a fiesta.
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  Speaker 4: And then who can forget her unforgettable role in Pink
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  Speaker 4: Eggs and Slam?
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  Speaker 3: Nice. That's creative.
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  Speaker 4: Pink eggs and slime. That's Chanel Cameron, who is 25
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  Speaker 4: years old today. And that's your porno birthday. And your
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  Speaker 4: celebrity birthday is here on this Thursday on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: We'll check in with Gina Grad. She's got the trending
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  Speaker 4: news headlines.
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  Speaker 14: Well, the Federal Reserve has raised interest rates by a
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  Speaker 14: quarter point. That puts the main interest rate between 3.75
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  Speaker 14: and 4 percent as it tries to get inflation under control.
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  Speaker 14: So what does that mean for us regular people? Well, basically,
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  Speaker 14: higher rates can mean more expensive credit cards and car loans.
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  Speaker 14: And the big question is whether this is a one-off
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  Speaker 14: move or this is the beginning of a long stretch.
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  Speaker 4: This is one of those things, Greg, like as much
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  Speaker 4: as I've read about, like I just can't, I can't
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  Speaker 4: grasp it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Why?
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  Speaker 4: Like how it ends up affecting, you know, like the
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  Speaker 4: average person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like auto loans and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: Because they want to calm down the spending.
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  Speaker 4: No, I understand that part I'm saying, but like, how
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  Speaker 4: does it, How does it affect, like, in other words,
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  Speaker 4: how does this affect me?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, how do we go from the headline to.
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  Speaker 4: Because they say it's not necessarily, you know, like a mortgage.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You know, or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: It's all these different other factors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then it makes other things more expensive.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I would just assume it means if you're getting
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  Speaker 5: a new mortgage.
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  Speaker 4: Because that controls spending.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it controls spending, which people buy less things, and then... Eventually,
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  Speaker 6: everybody else has to lower prices because they want to
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  Speaker 6: continue selling things. So that's the long-term effect. So it
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  Speaker 6: will lower the prices.
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  Speaker 4: The prices on what go up to control spending?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 6: Like pretty much your home loans and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Because I saw something else where it's like, no, it's
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  Speaker 4: not necessarily a direct credit. Like in other words, they set, oh, it's.
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  Speaker 5: Up by 0.25.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like your mortgage interest rate just went up
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  Speaker 4: by 0.25.
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  Speaker 6: No, but it's for the new people that are trying
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  Speaker 6: to buy things.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's for new auto loans, new mortgages.
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  Speaker 8: Right, but it's only going to make people hold then.
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  Speaker 10: People aren't going to sell their house because they'd have
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  Speaker 10: to buy a new one with a higher interest rate.
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  Speaker 4: We're not cut out for this.
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  Speaker 3: It's a big story all the time.
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  Speaker 15: I have a.
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  Speaker 4: Somewhat understanding, but not a real total grasp on it.
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  Speaker 8: I think what it means is short-term, bad, long-term, hopefully good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But does that also affect interest rates for savings accounts
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  Speaker 5: or money market accounts? Would those interest rates go up?
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  Speaker 4: I think bonds, the rate for bonds, that goes up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I got to hit up, ChatGPD is going to be
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  Speaker 4: the wrong answer.
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  Speaker 5: Hit up your financial guy.
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  Speaker 8: There are three R's in 17.
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  Speaker 16: But it's like Gina said, it's like short term. It
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  Speaker 16: sucks for long term.
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  Speaker 4: Hopefully, everything gets lower. I start tuning out when the
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  Speaker 4: story comes up, you know?
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Because it comes up a lot and I go, I
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  Speaker 4: don't fully understand this. And so you become one of
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  Speaker 4: those ignorant, you know, idiots.
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  Speaker 5: Although for the first time in a long time, I
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  Speaker 5: looked at my car payment statement. I usually just see
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  Speaker 5: the amount. tack on a little bit more for the principal.
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  Speaker 5: And I looked at my interest rate. I thought I
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  Speaker 5: was really low. It's like 7.25. It's insanity. My previous
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  Speaker 5: auto loan was like I don't know, 0.9?
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  Speaker 4: Well, people did get spoiled. I know that as a
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  Speaker 4: fact with mortgage rates. People got so spoiled with the 3% stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, by the time I got in the game.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 4: Talking to my stepfather. He's like, yeah, first time I
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  Speaker 4: bought a house, the interest rates were like 16%. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Back in the day.
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  Speaker 4: This was the 80s.
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  Speaker 3: Totally.
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  Speaker 4: Things like that.
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  Speaker 3: And then, oh, yeah, it was a really great deal
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  Speaker 3: if you got anything under 10.
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  Speaker 4: Totally. That's how people viewed the 3% mortgage rate. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then that's how people in the 80s and stuff,
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  Speaker 4: when it hit 10, they're like, whoa.
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  Speaker 3: I'm rich. Let's go get a house.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 8: I have friends that are locked in at 2%, and
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  Speaker 8: I just think they're the luckiest people in the world.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a 2% one, Jeff? Yeah, 2.5.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: More trade?
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  Speaker 5: That's so 10 years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, higher rates, higher borrowing costs. So you go to
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  Speaker 4: borrow money, it's more expensive. Companies can start to slow
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  Speaker 4: down hiring. Oil up, trending up equals rates keep going up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: OK.
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  Speaker 4: 714 texting over.
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  Speaker 8: Well, they definitely sound smarter than us.
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  Speaker 4: That's not.
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  Speaker 3: That's easy. That's a low bar.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 14: Well, the Macklemore Ed Sheeran tour drama is still going on,
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  Speaker 14: but something good might actually come out of this. So
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  Speaker 14: Macklemore says he's donating the entire one million dollars in
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  Speaker 14: net earnings he made from Sheeran's loop tour to organizations
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  Speaker 14: to help Palestinians. Macklemore then publicly challenged Patriots and Gillette
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  Speaker 14: Stadium owner Robert Kraft to match his million dollar donation.
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  Speaker 14: But Kraft says no. Ed Sheeran had already called him
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  Speaker 14: and asked him to match Sheeran's own two million dollar
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  Speaker 14: humanitarian donation. So Kraft is now giving two million dollars
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  Speaker 14: as well. So that puts the three of them at
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  Speaker 14: five million dollars in combined pledges. And Sheeran reportedly plans
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  Speaker 14: to ask other venues to donate, too. Meanwhile, the Ed
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  Speaker 14: Sheeran tour rolls on. World keeps turning, but now people
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  Speaker 14: get helped. And some of the biggest names in AI
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  Speaker 14: are publicly talking about whether everybody needs to pump the
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  Speaker 14: brakes before this stuff gets completely out of control. So
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  Speaker 14: this is actually really interesting because CEOs for Anthropic, OpenAI,
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  Speaker 14: and Elon Musk have expressed support for advanced AI safety.
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  Speaker 14: But kind of surprisingly, not everybody agrees. Meta and Nvidia
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  Speaker 14: have pushed back on the idea of government-regulated slowdown. But
• 13:24
  Speaker 14: I'm kind of surprised that Elon's like, yeah, maybe some
• 13:27
  Speaker 14: safeguards would be a good idea.
• 13:29
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: I was actually listening to some tech experts yesterday and
• 13:34
  Speaker 6: they're saying this is all bull crap where some of
• 13:37
  Speaker 6: these people are saying like, oh, this is the end
• 13:39
  Speaker 6: of the earth and all this kind of stuff. They're
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: saying it's like a power play to make them to
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: be more important. So these people are like, hey, I'm
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: going to save you. I'm the savior.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: I had the same kind of thought. I'm like, man,
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: I know we've been talking about AI a lot, but
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: this whole doomsday thing with, oh, we have 10 years
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: left of humanity before.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: AI kills us all. Why is that the thing?
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: All of a sudden I realized there's like one guy,
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: but now it's dominating the conversation about like to, we're
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: at like, you know, threat level red, you know, like,
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: like what else you always go like, all right, what's
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: the reason behind this? Who stands to benefit?
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
• 14:19
  Speaker 14: If Elon and Anthropic and OpenAI, they obviously stand to
• 14:23
  Speaker 14: benefit from no safeguards. And they're saying like, eh, we
• 14:26
  Speaker 14: could look into slowing things down.
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: But they're the, the people that are like, even at
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: a higher level, those guys that you just mentioned are,
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: are saying like these smaller guys who are in charge
• 14:38
  Speaker 6: of these important companies.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Greg, you're so right.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: They're just saying, okay, they're just saying that that's a
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: power play by these smaller guys that are in charge
• 14:48
  Speaker 6: that make themselves very important.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: Greg, every day that goes by, I'm more and more
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: on your side of join fog.
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: Right, join fog. Join hermit.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Join hermit, just become a hermit.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: Getting a little bit less bummed out that I'm getting older.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: I've always been kind of, not like mad, but just
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: disappointed in people who put their head in the sand.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: No.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Like, have you ever been going through like on a
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: really narrow street where there's like cars parked on the
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: side and you're like, I think I can make it. Always.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: And you're like, I think.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: I got it.
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: You make your body thinner even though the cars.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Are around you.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: You almost, you don't really close your eyes but you're like,
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: all right, we're going to go, we're going to go.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, we made it, yes.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of i'm kind of there with the planet
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: feeling that i'm like oh just let's just close our
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: eyes and if we open up one eye and it's
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: still there cool right and if it doesn't what are
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: you gonna do about.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: It we're dead way more open to talking about the
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: idea of all of it if that one question i
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: have would be answered let's just call it ai in
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: general robots whatever What do they want? People say, oh,
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: they're going to kill us. Why?
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: What do they want?
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: They don't want our food.
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: I've given you the answer.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: What do they want?
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Efficiency.
• 15:54
  Speaker 14: If it's not efficient to keep humans alive, then you
• 15:56
  Speaker 14: dump what's not efficient.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Robots and fish. Is it China?
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Is it China or Japan?
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Ooh. Who just launched for underwater surveillance a robot fish.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: This thing looks like a.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: You already know what it is?
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: You can't play. Okay. It looks like a legit fish.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: The way it moves in the water, if you just
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: saw it, you're like, wow, it's just a fish.
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: I got to see a robot fish.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: But it's for underwater surveillance. Is it China or Japan?
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Before I look it up, I'll say China.
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: I will also say China. Now I want to look
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: it up.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say Japan.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Japan?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The answer is China. Nice. Robot fish.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: It looks so real.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: It does. It's crazy.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's a legitimate fish.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, right?
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Look at the way the thing moves around that little pool.
• 16:38
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: It's for underwater surveillance. Of what?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Other fish? I don't know. For spying.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Submarines.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Cool, yeah.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I like it. Hey, dude.
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you don't want to talk about this,
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: I'm down to talk food news and raccoon news all day.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: It's way more fun. It's not about fun. Everybody has
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: to have.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I like to have conversations because there's always something.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Like the stupid inflation thing, right? Like you had, uh,
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: you had some information that I didn't necessarily have, but
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: you throw it out there and you have a little conversation.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: You get to be, you know, interested or curious. I
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: am curious about it. I am interested. I want, I
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: want to know stuff, but like, I don't want where
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: you have each side who's trying to hype up their
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: side just for whatever.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: For rooting purposes.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: I have no rooting interest necessarily other than like, you know,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: you want humanity to survive. You want to have a nice, happy,
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: whatever life. AI is here to stay. But like, there's
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: always an ulterior motive. There's always a reason that all
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: of a sudden people are.
• 17:38
  Speaker 14: Well, the more we talk about it, the more I
• 17:42
  Speaker 14: want to know how a windmill works or how to
• 17:44
  Speaker 14: churn butter.
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: It makes me want to go completely the opposite way.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: How do I make my own pedicure?
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: You get so in the weeds with it, whether it's
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: partisan politics or... you know, people's agendas or whatever. You go,
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: all right, you know what, whatever.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: I'm done.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I'm out. And then you start, Greg and I, join Fog.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Or the way you framed it the other day, Woody,
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: you said, if they can program it to do this,
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: just program it to do that.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Code it to not do it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: Don't kill us.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Or turn it off.
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Plug it. Have you tried that? Yeah, have you tried
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: a hard factory reset?
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: On Earth.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Control, alt, delete. Hold the power button down for three seconds.
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: Until you see the apple appear.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Power cycle.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: But it already hit in your vacuum, Greg.
• 18:24
  Speaker 14: Well, Spider-Man Brand New Day has officially passed. Star Wars
• 18:28
  Speaker 14: The Force Awakens to become the highest-grossing movie at the
• 18:31
  Speaker 14: domestic box office ever.
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: The movie has made $ 936. 7 million in just the U.S.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: and Canada, which broke the decade-old record.
• 18:41
  Speaker 14: And even crazier, it only took Spider-Man... 47 days to
• 18:45
  Speaker 14: get there. Now, worldwide, Brand New Day has made basically
• 18:49
  Speaker 14: $ 2. 5 billion, putting it at the all-time third behind Avatar.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: And Avengers Endgame.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Damn. Theaters are dead, guys.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: And malls.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Right? I'm telling you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: Well, and where do you go to your movie theater?
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: In a mall.
• 19:04
  Speaker 14: And finally, the people over at Merriam-Webster and Dictionary.com have
• 19:08
  Speaker 14: announced that they're adding over 1,500 new words and definitions
• 19:12
  Speaker 14: to their dictionary. Okay, some of the new words include shapewear. Now,
• 19:17
  Speaker 14: raise your hand or let me know if you need
• 19:18
  Speaker 14: a definition of any of these.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Shapewear.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: Looks maxing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: Parasocial.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I've heard it.
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: That's like a one-way relationship. Like, I think I have
• 19:28
  Speaker 8: a relationship with Margot Robbie, who doesn't know who I am.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, interesting.
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: Compute.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Compute?
• 19:34
  Speaker 8: Like, doesn't compute. I don't understand.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: That's new.
• 19:37
  Speaker 8: This one I actually will have to look up.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Did they change the definition? Does compute now mean something different?
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: Not that I'm aware of.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: Check that out. And this one I don't understand. Vibe coding.
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: Vibe coding.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so vibe coding is– how can I dumb it down?
• 19:52
  Speaker 8: Like this is very something coded.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so like– I'll just speak.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: You know people that actually– So the actual do like
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: actual coding where they put like numbers and letters in
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: and it looks.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Like the matrix.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: Well, vibe coding is basically like you write something in
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: your Word document and tells you.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: It says you.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Describe what you want in natural language and then let
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: AI generate or modify the code, run it and then
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: keep it, you know.
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: So say they're smarter.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so you basically like if you're writing something into
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: your Word document or like your email, it will just
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: build it for you instead of knowing how to do
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: all those numbers.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Kind of like I built a website for you.
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, say build my website.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Even though you didn't ask for it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: Okay, vibe coding.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Superfood.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Telling AI what you want. AI writes the code for you.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: Okay, fine.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Thanks, AI.
• 20:42
  Speaker 8: Thanks. Cuffing season. which I hadn't heard about until like
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: a few years ago.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Cuffing?
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Cuffing season, like when you're supposed to propose to chicks. Well, no,
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: it's like being in a relationship. Like summer, you're supposed
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: to be single, right? You're out, you're partying summer.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I've never heard the term cuffing.
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: And then fall starts to hit into wintertime and you're.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Like hibernating up.
• 20:59
  Speaker 14: You're supposed to start getting married and start looking for
• 21:01
  Speaker 14: a partner.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: It does sound sexual.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: It's getting into a relationship with somebody For like the
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: holiday season and the times when you, yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Valentine's Day.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like Sammy said, it usually happens around the holidays.
• 21:12
  Speaker 8: Meme coin, which is like literally a coin for cryptocurrency.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Got that.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Ish coin.
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and so whatever. Here's the dictionary.com ones. These are
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: new phrases.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Goaded.
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: Glow up. Lost in the sauce.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Stupid.
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: Trauma bond, love bond, over prompt.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, so trauma bond, like two people have gone through
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: a similar thing.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, now they're like bonded by God.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, we have a trauma bond.
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: We're trauma to God.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Stupid.
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: Over prompt. They also added some abbreviations, and I'm going
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: to ask you what these mean. I-Y-K-Y-K.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: If you know, you know.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: I tried to give you some inflection.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: E-L-I-5. Explain it like I'm five.
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: Good job, Brett.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: That must be like an AI thing. People saying, probably.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: It's also a famous line. Explain it like I'm five.
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: It's a famous line from The Office. Now explain it
• 21:59
  Speaker 8: like I'm five.
• 22:00
  Speaker 14: And STBX, which you should be careful where you write this.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Shut the.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Soon to be your ex?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Greg, you're killing it!
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Greg, you're being so old.
• 22:12
  Speaker 12: You're so good at this.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: I've got to keep up on these letter trends.
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: And that's what's going on, Woody.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: You have this giant wad.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: It's too big.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: And I'm not laughing. The Woody Show.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: God. So much talk about the Ed Sheeran thing. Oh, man.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I guess if you don't toe the line and just
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: just repeat what everybody else says, you know, quote, you're
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: the problem. And man, this one person is just like
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: going on and on and after me because I was saying,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: you know, we had the original story and I was
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: playing a clip of Macklemore on stage. And I was like, oh,
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: let's guess what he's going to say, right?
• 22:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm so happy to be here and be playing
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: this stadium.
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: Great to see you all.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of all these songs, I'm really excited to share
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: with you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to net a million dollars.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, or whatever, yeah. And then, nope.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: And I was like, you know, I'm just, personally, I
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: think a lot of people, no matter how you feel
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: about it, you have your feeling.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Everybody's got your opinion. Right. One way or the other.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Or maybe you don't have enough of an opinion. And
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: I don't have enough of an opinion because I'm not
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: educated enough about... different things, as I'm willing to admit.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: But here's what I know.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: I don't care what Macklemore says when I'm just there
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: for a concert. You know, when I'm there for, you know,
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: to see songs or whatever. Like, that's not the time,
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: not the place, you know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: That's not what you're there for.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: So you're okay. No, one thing doesn't have to do
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: with the other.
• 23:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: You know, like, oh, so you're okay with, you know, genocide.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: You're okay with that.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: That's what that means.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: And people can't, you can't separate the things. And I
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: think that's what people have been saying when it comes
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: to sports or concerts, award shows, all these things. Everybody
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: is free to have their opinion and their take on
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: whatever it is. And if you want to do something,
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: for whatever the cause is, the charity, the whatever, whatever,
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: whatever it is, you can go ahead and do it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: But man, when it, cause you know why? Cause then
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: I sit here for this. And then as soon as
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I turn around, you know, someone's preaching over here about
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: something different. It's like, we're just constantly.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Oh, so you don't care about my thing. I didn't
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: even talk about my thing.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: So I was like, you know, and I'll, I'll admit, man,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: I really don't know enough about the whole, I know
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: it's very popular, you know, to, uh, the, uh, The
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Jew hating is worse than I've ever seen it. And
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: I grew up in New Jersey as the only kid
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: in my group that was not Jewish. I felt so
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: left out. I was such a minority.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I know what it feels like.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: I know it. But man, I went to a lot
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: of really cool bar and bar mitzvahs.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. I did see.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: And again, I don't know a ton about it.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I do know there are two sides to every story.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: So I don't necessarily know. But Bill Maher. A clip
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: popped up from from Bill Maher on all this stuff.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: And I thought it was pretty interesting. I just have
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: I have a couple of clips to share with you here.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Gaza, a little strip of land that was not part
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: of the original Israel, but which they won in a
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: war launched against them, but then gave back, gave back
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: as a peace gesture. Did they tell you that part
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: on TikTok, kids? And the people who run Gaza, Hamas,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: who you celebrate as a liberation movement, but are really
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: a terrorist mafia gang, just like the one that terrorizes Haiti,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: only ever used it to stage attacks on Israel.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: And that's the danger with the social media. Whatever Bill
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Maher's saying, I'd have to look into it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: I'm not a historian.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: Feel free to be educated.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: But you don't hear a.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Lot from the other side of stuff. It's just you
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: hear like, oh, man, I better say whatever it is.
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: Well, one side's fashionable and one side isn't.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: And I'm not taking up for any particular thing. I
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: just thought it was interesting because I had not heard
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: a lot about the other side of things. And it
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: goes on about Macklemore.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I think Macklemore spoke for all clueless celebrities when he said,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: I know enough to know this is a genocide.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Actually, you don't know shit. It's not it's not a genocide.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: It's a counterattack in a war, a war that's been
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: waged on Israel since 1948, based on the ridiculous premise
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: that Jews don't belong in the one place on Earth.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: They are indigenous and indisputably their ancestral homeland. Hey, geniuses,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: they're the Indians in this scenario.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: See, I've heard a bunch of stuff about it. And
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: that's this is the part like where the back and
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: forth can you two people are beefing. You're like, wait, wait,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: hold on.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Wait, what?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: And you hear the both sides.
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: Slow down.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Maybe like somewhere in the middle. But yeah, I thought
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: a lot of the points were pretty interesting. If true, interesting.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Because you don't hear a lot about it because you're
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: not allowed to even ask questions.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: You know, when people are asked about something, they just
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: go with whatever the narrative seems to be or whatever
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: the majority seems to go with because nobody wants to
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: put themselves out there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Or admit they don't really know. That's why people start
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: throwing around big, trendy words a lot.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Buzzwords.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the buzzwords. That's why I see those people, they
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: go out, like the college campuses, they go out in
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: the streets and go.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: So what exactly is blah, blah, blah? And they go, well, it's,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 27:20
  Speaker 8: What is gluten?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Ariana Grande reposted that starving people to death is a
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: red line. Make no mistake, any famine that happened in
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Gaza is because Hamas stole the food, just like the
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Haitian gangs do. Israel ran 94,000 trucks carrying over 1.8
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: million tons of aid into Gaza and enabled over 36,000
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: patients to leave Gaza for treatment abroad, which you TikTok
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: historians might be interested to learn are not things countries
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: usually do for their enemies during a war, and certainly
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: not what you would do if you were trying for
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: a genocide.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: And then you use words and people start using words incorrectly.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: And I, as I was watching this, I go, huh?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Cause I, I didn't even know really like, uh, the
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: definition of some of these things that you hear about
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: all the time, but everybody seems to be the, uh,
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Everybody seems to be the expert on whatever it is. Oh, well,
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: you know, according to the whatever of amendment or the
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: whatever rule.
• 28:19
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Wait, what?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: We were all supposed to know that?
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: Everybody was an expert on Ukraine and Russia. Everybody's expert
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: on COVID.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Dude, I don't I don't get half the questions,
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: at least half the questions right.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: In the DUIQ. You know what I'm saying, Menace? I
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: feel you, dog. You feel me? See, I like what
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: you say in the sense of like, hey, I don't
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: know all this stuff. I don't.
• 28:39
  Speaker 15: And you're comfortable saying that. I think it's important that
• 28:42
  Speaker 15: people don't jump into crap that they don't know about
• 28:44
  Speaker 15: just to pick a side.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: And I am interested.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: Honestly, none of this stuff comes up in my day-to-day
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: to even look into it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: I know that it's heavily covered in the media, but
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: my day-to-day amongst friends and family, no one's talking about this.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: So I just don't look into it.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: The same way I don't see all your housewife stuff
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: or whatever. But I think one does have more bearing
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: on society and on the planet.
• 29:09
  Speaker 13: Of course.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: And I am interested.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: People go, okay, well, if you don't know about something, learn.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: It's not an excuse.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: And you're absolutely right. The part that I find challenging,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: and if anybody can direct me to a source or something,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: the problem is, when you ask or you go somewhere,
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: where do you go?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Where do you go to get just real? That's the end.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Trusted source. That should be a part of it.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Trusted source. Yeah, man.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: When we talk about you know AI and all these
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: other things like where what's real what's not real like
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: that's that's the thing man well.
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: That's what's so scary does it even exist anymore.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I am interested to know but I don't want to
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: know Based on your bias and your lean on something.
• 29:54
  Speaker 15: Or be forced to. And I think that's the trick, right? Like,
• 29:56
  Speaker 15: I give artists and people props for standing up for
• 29:59
  Speaker 15: what they believe in.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think every.
• 30:01
  Speaker 15: situation is correct. Like concerts may not be the proper venue.
• 30:04
  Speaker 15: Maybe it's your own social media. Maybe it's another, you know,
• 30:07
  Speaker 15: a venue that you feel appropriate to address it, but
• 30:11
  Speaker 15: forcing other people to have the same opinion as you
• 30:14
  Speaker 15: are putting pressure on people to have the same opinion
• 30:17
  Speaker 15: as you, when they're not fully educated on it, that's
• 30:19
  Speaker 15: where the BS comes in for me.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Stan, stand your ground. Good for you, dude.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: On the Macklemore coverage, they tend to leave out all
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: the clips of him saying that I don't support anti-Semitism
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: at all.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the part.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: That video doesn't pop up anywhere as part of that speech.
• 30:36
  Speaker 14: But did you see the picture of him dressed.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: Up like a propaganda poster?
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: Oh, so that didn't pop up on your feed apparently.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. No, that was a video. Yeah, that's
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: him dressed up years ago. There's another word.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Propaganda.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Because, okay, propaganda.
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: No, I'm talking about a World War II propaganda poster. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: I'm saying that reminded me because people say, oh, that's,
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I'll give you an example on the text. What's up
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: with the Israeli propaganda? Now, okay. Now, I'm throwing stuff
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: out there and I'm asking questions.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Is it propaganda? This is what I'm saying.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Is this propaganda or is what the other stuff you're hearing,
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: is that propaganda?
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, find out for yourself.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Or is it both?
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Where is that?
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: How do you find out what's... And I think that's
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: where everybody's struggling, whether it's a video you see on
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: social media or something that you hear about.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: What's real?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: What's not?
• 31:30
  Speaker 15: And what's trusted and what's not. If you're willing to
• 31:32
  Speaker 15: risk a paycheck, good for you. God bless you, man.
• 31:34
  Speaker 15: That's the way I look at it. But- Don't make
• 31:38
  Speaker 15: me feel like I have to pick a side on
• 31:40
  Speaker 15: something that I'm not fully educated on, right?
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: To Woody's original point, especially the venue, you're going to
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: pay hundreds of dollars to escape the world, go to
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: a concert, even if you 100% agree with whoever's given
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: the message, this is what I'm watching?
• 31:53
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I understand that. You're there for entertainment. Not every
• 31:56
  Speaker 15: venue is made for this.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: One more thing.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: What do words mean?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Gaza equals genocide is a lie. Words do have actual meanings.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Sighed. means to kill.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Fratricide, kill your brother. Homicide, kill your fellow human. Suicide,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: kill yourself. Genocide, kill or try to kill an entire people.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: You can't just change the definition of genocide to mean
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: counterattack in a war where people, including.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Civilians, die. That's every war.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: There have been about 73,000 deaths in Gaza, about 3%
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: of the population.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Tragic. Not genocide, not close.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: There were 3 million Jews in Poland before World War II.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: After? 45,000.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: That's genocide.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: If you're one of the many.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: People these days asking, this explosion of anti-Semitism around the
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: world that we see, where is it coming from?
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: This.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: This is where it's coming from. Because if you really
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: think someone is committing genocide, of course you have full
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: permission to hate them. And history shows, for whatever reason,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: when it comes to hating the Jews, people don't need
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of permission.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Now, if you want to take up with Bill Maher,
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: take it up with Bill Maher. I'm presenting it more
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: in the way of like, okay, so you don't hear
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: a lot about that stuff. You hear a lot from
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: the other, like the Macklemore's and all the, you know,
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: and that's just because that's the big story. That's been,
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: that's one of the big stories this week, right? And
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: so like when you're trying to sit there and digest
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: it and you go, dude, I, And that's where people
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: give up. And maybe that's what, quote, they want, right?
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: They want everybody to give up so they're not paying attention.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: And all they're paying attention to is the guy who's
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: trying to get food poisoning at the Chinese buffets.
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: I love that guy.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: I love that guy.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: I asked Jeff to get him on.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're working on it right now.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: He's done like 83 reviews.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's in the 90s.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, is he?
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: I just watched number 90 something last night. This guy,
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: he's like the mullet review guy. He goes around to
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: all the Chinese buffets.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Now, that does pop up in my feed with my
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: friends and family. Until he's going to every.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Every low-rated Chinese buffet until he gets food poisoning.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Is he 1,000 pounds?
• 34:01
  Speaker 11: No, he's not.
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: And all he really looks for is the pizza situation
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: and the crab rangoon situation.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: We're goonin'. We're goonin', boys. Goonin', boys.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, dude.
• 34:08
  Speaker 16: Since we're talking about food, you love Shake Shack. Have
• 34:12
  Speaker 16: you tried the Reese's Shake Shack shake yet?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: The Reese's Shake Shack Shake.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: I have not.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: It's so damn good.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: It sounds orgasmic.
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got to be careful if I have them.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Not as bad as Jeff, but if I have a
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: milkshake like that, I'd better be near a toilet because
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: there's a 65% chance it's time for diarrhea.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: It's worth the risk. It's like a.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Reese's peanut butter cup in your mouth.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: In liquid form.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: You know what else is? A peanut butter cup.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. True.
• 34:40
  Speaker 17: 877-44.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: If that's what it tasted like, Greg, we might be
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: closer aligned.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: It tastes like a Reese's peanut butter cup in your mouth.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: If that was the case, I'd be going a completely
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: different way. I'm going to put both these stories under
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: the headline of... Bitches Be Crazy.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh. Yes.
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: What do we do now?
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: Bitch, be trippin'. What have you done?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Well, not you. Just a couple women in the news.
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Starting with police in Maryland who got a call about
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: some drama at a store. This chick was flipping out.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: I guess she was in line to check out. It
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: was taking too long. Yeah.
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: So she was like, ugh.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: So another cashier came and opened another line, you know?
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: And she jumped over there. And I guess that line
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: wasn't moving fast enough either. So she got back in
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: the original line.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: And once she got up to the cashier, she punched
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: the cashier.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: In the face.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: Reasonable.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: And they're like, you got to go.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Get out.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Which she did.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Then she came back a few minutes later, waving around
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: a gun. Cops, of course, at this point, after she
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: punched the person, they're already on the way.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: But she bounced before they could get there. Now, here's
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: the thing. She helped him out. because she left her
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: wallet and her phone at the counter.
• 35:48
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, how are you going to do that?
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they knew who they were looking for, a
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: 38-year-old chick. Her name's Tiffany Booze.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Now, no word if she was drunk, high, or whatever,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: just annoyed. I don't know.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: But the cops, they didn't have to leave the store because-
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: She also realized that she had forgotten her crap. And
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: so she came back to get it. Cops were already there.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: So as soon as she walked in, she was arrested,
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: taken to jail.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Bitches be crazy.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: How about this one? There was some interesting mid-flight entertainment
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: on an American Airlines flight to Miami. About two hours
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: behind schedule already. So people were on edge as it was.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: And, you know.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: Maybe you just want to take the edge off. This
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: woman got totally naked.
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: The flight crew told her, hey, yo, put your clothes
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: back on. But she refused, and then she started fingering
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: herself in front of everybody.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: She was just finger banging herself.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: There's got to be a muse, you know? Right there.
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: She stood up in front of the plane, just, again,
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: butt naked, dude.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I would watch the hell out of that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: I'd like a muse. I know.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Now, that's some good... That's the flight you want to
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: be on.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: Is that like a new trendy thing? There's like some
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: TV show called Adults. That's like a scene in the
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: TV show.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Really? This girl. Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Because this guy's like joing on a transit. bus and
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: then they're just like well if you're gonna do that
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: i'm gonna do that yeah and then she starts doing
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: it it's so might as well just join in.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Everybody do it that's kind of hot i just had
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: that high thought like what if that was socially acceptable
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: to just do stuff like that out in the world
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: you're sitting at your desk at work.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I'm so stressed out planes two hours late yeah you
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: know the joe right here i'm not going out right
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: here hey if you're.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Gonna do it i'm gonna do it yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: So the plane landed, cops, they pulled her off the plane,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: took her to jail.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, why?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: That's the flight I would love to be on.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: They submitted her fingers in the evidence. Yeah, well, there
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: you go.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: It's like, Linda, just because we're running late, you're getting naked? Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Bitches be crazy.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: All right, more of what he shows next. You know,
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: you're going to be in the doghouse. What, am I
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: going to get the silent treatment? Like, that's a reward. Like,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: if you want to, like, punish somebody like me, you
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: would just talk nonstop.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: Talk at them.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: I'll take my shirt off.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: You take your shirt off.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Let's skin the skin.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back and... We go over through this
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: direction of the studio.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: From right to left on your studio, dialed as the
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: one and only Seabass, and he's got this week in audio.
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: We got the biggest sports story of the week. It
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: is not NFL results, et cetera, et cetera.
• 38:24
  Speaker 13: It is.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Women craps herself during race. I got a picture.
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the photos and the videos are fantastic. It should
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: be the biggest sports story.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Man, have you not seen the lady crapping herself? Yeah,
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I'm into running. I don't know. It's not running.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: The event, it was in Beijing. It's a company called Hyrox.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you know what?
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: We could tell the story. Or because she's Australian, we could.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Have fun with accents.
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: We could have AussieNews.com.au tell us the story.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 38:55
  Speaker 12: Melbourne's Joanna Wettrick absolutely crushed the High Rocks Pro event
• 38:58
  Speaker 12: in Beijing in just over an hour. But her win
• 39:01
  Speaker 12: has sparked debate as footage and images show Joanna powering
• 39:05
  Speaker 12: through shared stations like the rower and sled push with
• 39:08
  Speaker 12: faeces running down her legs.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Look at the picture.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: This chick crapped herself. And by running.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: And kept going.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Chunks.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Not just wet, chunks. Oh no.
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: But doesn't that make you respect her more? I would
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: have quit and cried.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: And that's the end of it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: High Rocks is a fitness, racing, sports event kind of
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: company and brand.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: It's the new, it's taken over where CrossFit was.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: And so a standard, I had to look it up.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: So I learned.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: High Rocks race.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: It's eight rounds of a one kilometer run. So a
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: little over half a mile. Followed by eight times, followed
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: by one workout station. So eight mile or eight kilometers
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: of running. So about five miles of running and then
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: eight workouts. Like you heard like sled, push, pull, rowing, burpees, lunges,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: wall balls, that fun stuff.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Why do people crap themselves when doing this?
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: I think it's a combination of things. It's the stress.
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: You see this in marathons sometimes, too.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen those photos.
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: I think it's a lot of the liquids they're drinking,
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: like a lot of liquid protein throughout the thing. I had,
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: for instance, I was not in a high rocks race,
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: but I had a big old thing of the powdered
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: hotel breakfast eggs recently.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: And like that, boom, that ran right through. More from.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: Should have gone with the one touch pancake maker.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: More solid. Yeah, exactly.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Some of the hotel eggs.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: More from Australian News. All right.
• 40:35
  Speaker 12: She even posted a now deleted hospital selfie on an
• 40:38
  Speaker 12: IV drip, captioning it, a win is a win. Organisers
• 40:41
  Speaker 12: confirmed they closed affected lanes, replaced carpet and scheduled deep
• 40:45
  Speaker 12: cleaning procedures overnight. But critics argue the competition should have
• 40:49
  Speaker 12: paused immediately.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Because they have shared spaces. So, like, if she's doing...
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: On the rowing machine?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Guys, if you're supposed to wipe down the equipment at
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: the gym.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I swear.
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: Just as a courtesy. She's leaving tracks.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: That's just etiquette.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Right, right.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Okay, that I get.
• 41:05
  Speaker 10: Maybe that was a strategy so no one could catch her.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 41:08
  Speaker 8: But, yeah, High Rocks, I will say this for ladies
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: out there, it's much more women-friendly than CrossFit ever was because...
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: You don't have to flip tires. And it's not as
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: much heavyweights. You're not doing as much deadlifts or any deadlifts, actually.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: It's more things like burpees, wall balls. So you're still
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: getting fit.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: They also let you to continue after you poo yourself.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: So it's good.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: High rocks, people.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Look it up. It's fun.
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: Speaking of butts and Australia, how's their butt pie? There
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: is controversy, controversy about a new toy, which is this
• 41:37
  Speaker 8: big pair of ass cheeks that farts and giggles and dances.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Sounds like something we'd get for the studio.
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: Sounds like something that currently is on the way, thanks
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: to Amazon.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Yes!
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: But, but, Greg, we think it's all fun and games.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Of course it is.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: No, there's a dark aside. So says 10 News Australia.
• 41:54
  Speaker 12: This is a children's toy called Chester Cheeks Dancing Toy.
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: The packaging promotes the toy as something you can.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Stretch, burp, Yes.
• 42:05
  Speaker 8: Squeeze. And basically twerk.
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: Invitation to touch.
• 42:13
  Speaker 12: Bum cheeks, which I don't think is appropriate to instill
• 42:17
  Speaker 12: a message like that into young children.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Because that's what you're going to do.
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: Because that's what they're going to do.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Hey, Mom. That's a Greg Gorey classic. That's the longest
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: fart ever in the history of Guess Who's Gas. Thank you.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Record holder.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Shall we? Oh, yeah. Live version. Oh, God.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Is this going to be one of your protein ones?
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I guess.
• 42:45
  Speaker 8: That sounded wet.
• 42:48
  Speaker 13: Seabass.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Anybody else?
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: Sammy.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: It's a matter of Sammy. It's just the queen of farts. Yeah,
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: but that was wet.
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was disgusting.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Does this push it?
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Can you smell it?
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: I don't smell it, no.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Actually, no.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: It's actually pretty clean.
• 43:01
  Speaker 10: I was preparing myself for the smell, and it didn't
• 43:03
  Speaker 10: come through.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Morning farts are kind of odor-free.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because we also have a sea bass fart in
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: the best of folder.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, hall of fame.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, from March of 2021.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: Squeezed it all out of you.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: It's getting good to the last drop.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Very good.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so the farting butt toy might teach kids that
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: it's okay to play with butts. Yeah, totally will.
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: Other people's butt toys?
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Serious concern.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: Speaking of sports, jokes are not fun anymore, and you
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: may have heard that Arch Manning, the upcoming man, he's
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: the current quarterback at Texas. Well, There's sort of a
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: semi-viral clip where after Texas wins, big, big win, come
• 43:50
  Speaker 8: from behind, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The coach is
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: being interviewed by Holly Rowe, who's been working the sidelines
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: on games for 30-something years. And he's wanting to go
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: celebrate with his team, so he kind of blows her off.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: They made a bunch of– Kind of.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Well, there was kind of a pre-story that she was
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: talking smack that they wouldn't win the game.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's all possible.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: But anyways, it was very, it was very dismissive. And
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: what made it worse is instead of being like, instead
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: of being like, okay.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Coach, thanks. She was like, Oh yeah. She looks so dejected.
• 44:18
  Speaker 8: Don't you know that I'm the sidelines girl who's been
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: doing this for 30 years.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: Well, Arch Manning was being taught. He's later talking about that.
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: There've been some AI remixes where he's like slapping her
• 44:26
  Speaker 8: and doing all kinds of like silly things.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Like get out of my face, bitch.
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: So Arch Manning discusses that at his press conference.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: I saw AI at a Sarks interview. Y'all seen that one?
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: Of him slapping Holly Roe.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: Now, there's a shocked face in this room from one Gina.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: I just wasn't expecting it to go that way.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: The crowd saw it. They thought it was funny. Everybody
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: loved it.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: See, and it's AI, so no one really got hit.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: There's no victim.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: No victim. It was a silly thing. Well, he's now
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: had to apologize. Because, quite frankly.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Did he make the video?
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: No, but he laughed about it, and he told people
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: about it, and they laughed about it.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: So?
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: So it's not funny when it's a woman.
• 45:10
  Speaker 8: I want to see this movie.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: If it was a guy getting hit. Well, that's the thing.
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: And this came up with the recent Jackass movie is
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: that people, men and women, don't like seeing women get hurt,
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: even in comedy scenarios. Guys, kick them in the crotch
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: all day, every day. Fall off a building all day,
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: every day. We're usually doing that to each other.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Sure. But even like when we're not doing it to
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: each other.
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: But like if a girl hits another girl, I think
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: everybody celebrates.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: In a sexy way, yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Like the housewives type stuff. No, what's the Zeus Network stuff?
• 45:41
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: World star.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Baddies.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: Baddies, Atlanta. What up? Shout out to that.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: All right, so don't make those jokes. Arch Manning, you've learned.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: This week in audio.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Oh, this is something that I know Woody loves, these videos.
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: Of contractors taking back their work when they are supposedly
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: not paid.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: I watched one the other day where this person had
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: a new concrete driveway poured. Did you see this one?
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: No, I've seen these types of ones. It's always a driveway.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: It was nice. It looked like a really nice job
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: or whatever. And the homeowner was not paying them because
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: that's when they wanted to dispute the price.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. And they're like, oh, okay.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: So this went on for like over a week. And
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: it's like, no, I'm not paying that price. So the
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: guy came back and he jackhammered the whole thing up.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: It was.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Great.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: And then he just left it there. Jackhammered and all crumbled.
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: So he left the resources, just not the work. So
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: this is Cesar Diaz, who's a fence installer, and he
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: claims the owner didn't pay.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Now, here's the problem. The owner was there when they
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: came with a crew of 10 guys. And this is
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: the owner's reaction.
• 46:45
  Speaker 17: We're about to take away a fence because someone didn't
• 46:49
  Speaker 17: want to pay.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Get the f * * * out of here!
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: You ain't f * * * ing doing it!
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Get out of here!
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: You're waiting!
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Court's coming, bitch! Hey, Chris, call the police!
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Call them!
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Get the f * * * out of here! Get
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: off my property! Get off my property!
• 47:04
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, they're in his backyard. Now, he's been very
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: forceful and said to leave. So, what do they do?
• 47:10
  Speaker 8: Do they say, oh, sorry, sir. Our bad. Or do
• 47:13
  Speaker 8: they bust out their sledgehammers and chainsaws and do this?
• 47:16
  Speaker 17: Yes!
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: That's them. I love it.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: And they mixed in some ACDC for you.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, man.
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: I know Woody loves it. People, these have become very
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: popular videos these days. Here's a lawyer telling you why
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: they just broke the law about 15 different ways.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: They broke the law?
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: Well, they're supposed to just put a lien on your house.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Here's Stuart.
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: There are three reasons why this is illegal.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: When material is illegal. Shut up. Yeah, this guy's not fun.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Why do I want to hear from this guy?
• 47:45
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Next clip.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Shut up. What half-ass law school would you go to?
• 47:51
  Speaker 8: God.
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: There are three reasons why this is illegal. When materials
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: like flooring or kitchen units or fitted furniture are installed,
• 47:58
  Speaker 7: they become part of the property. Even if the customer
• 48:00
  Speaker 7: hasn't paid in full, the builder has no legal right
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: to take them back. Number two, trespassing. Builders cannot enter
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: a customer's property without permission to remove or alter work.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: Number three, criminal damage.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Well, OJ went to go get his stuff.
• 48:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it worked out well for him.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: Morgan.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Sorry, fellas. What did he say? One more way that's illegal.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: But see, also, this is another example when we talk
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: about squatters, right? Why are there all these protections for
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: the bad people?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Well, as Greg just said, there are ways, there are recourses.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: A lien on your house is a big problem.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: It's not satisfying.
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: But if you did work. and they didn't pay, they're stealing.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: You have to prove that in a court of law.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: Even if the customer hasn't paid in full, the builder
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: has no legal right to take them back. Number two, trespassing.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: Builders cannot enter a customer's property without permission to remove
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: or alter work. Number three, criminal damage. If the builder
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: damages or dismantles work which has already been completed... They
• 48:56
  Speaker 7: can be charged with criminal damage.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, look, I agree. Or you can just
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: be all you want, but.
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: That's gay.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: But it's like if you owe me a ton of money, Gina,
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: I can't just go to your house and take something
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: valuable of yours because you didn't.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: I'm going to allow it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: There are a lot of contracts.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: But see, the problem is a lot of these contractors
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: see these videos and like, what do you say? Oh,
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: that's majorly satisfying. And then they go out and commit
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: crimes thinking that they're making a big old stink.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: And then you lose your license. You go to jail.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: So be careful, idiots.
• 49:22
  Speaker 8: But we feel better.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: There's a price to pay. The counter argument is eh.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: There's a price to pay for something satisfying.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: I'm hearing what you're saying and I'm doing the calculation.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: I go, my initial go, eh. It may be worth
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: it depending on the situation.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: To lose your whole life. Yeah, your livelihood that you're
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: trying to protect. Well, if I'm on that jury, not guilty.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: Pfft.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: Got an after-hours voicemail that came in. We got a
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: lot of feedback when Jeff was talking about his back
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: issues and how he had surgery, and he just went
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: for acupuncture. Yeah, he went for acupuncture. Yeah, somebody hit
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: us up on the after-hours voicemail.
• 50:02
  Speaker 13: Hey, Jeff G.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: this is Hugh.
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: He's saying about doing the acupuncture, and the best it
• 50:07
  Speaker 13: tells me, I know everybody's situation is different, It is
• 50:11
  Speaker 13: the deepest tissue in the soul.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: I'm guessing.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Well, that's Pittsburgh. Oh, I know that.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to figure out what he's even saying.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: He hasn't got to it yet, I don't think. But
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: I heard Pitt. Hold on.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: 724.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: There it is.
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: Boom.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: I love that accent, by the way.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Pittsburgh accent. Hang out with Aunt Chrissy.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, dude.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: We have some ideas for stuff to do with Aunt Chrissy.
• 50:35
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I think everybody's going to love it.
• 50:37
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: So, here.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Back to you, Zane.
• 50:38
  Speaker 13: HFT, this is Phil. He said about doing the action pump,
• 50:43
  Speaker 13: and the best that's helped me, I know everybody's situation's different,
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: but it's the deepest tissue massage you can get. Man,
• 50:50
  Speaker 13: it seems to relax you. You come out feeling like jello.
• 50:53
  Speaker 13: I don't know if you've tried it or not, but
• 50:54
  Speaker 13: if you haven't, you ought to try it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Give it a go.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Later, bro. Give it a go.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Give it a go.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Does he say ass pump in the beginning? Ass pump.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: I think he's trying to say acupuncture, but his phone
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: drops out. Okay. Try the ass pump. Have you ever
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: tried getting your ass pumped?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: CBS is so disappointed in Jeff.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Well, not in Jeff.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: I'm disappointed in the medical system at large that it
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: was tricked however many years ago into covering acupuncture instead
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: of saying, oh, this is nonsense that has been shown
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: not to work. You know, when you actually do sham-controlled trials.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: But you said you.
• 51:28
  Speaker 15: Got good results out of it. I strongly disagree because
• 51:31
  Speaker 15: it works. But it's proven to bring down inflammation, and
• 51:34
  Speaker 15: that's exactly.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: What it did for me.
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: No, that's not true. The placebo effect works. But the
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: placebo effect, not to get into a whole thing because
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: we could go on for days about this, only erodes
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: trust in actual science.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Well, if it makes them feel better, no. I could
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: have Greg hold a Ruby gem.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: So there's no possibility. I'm saying for you, in your
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: own brain, there's no possibility. You can't acknowledge a possibility
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: that Jeff did this and for him it worked.
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: But see, that's not what works means. Works is not...
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: actually did a medical thing.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: It relieves pain.
• 52:13
  Speaker 15: So you're saying a whole culture is completely full.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Of crap and like the whole.
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: Now he's saying.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Eastern medicine is just a farce.
• 52:23
  Speaker 8: That's part of the problem is that people think that
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: just because something is far away from me and ancient,
• 52:28
  Speaker 8: it must be good.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think that. That's the argument you just used. No, no, no.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I said it works for me, but I'm asking you
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: if you feel that it's false.
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: Not feel, know that, because they have done. I use
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: my book, Trick or Treatment, where it's tough to do
• 52:44
  Speaker 8: double blind.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: How do you have that book just at the ready?
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Because it's been sitting here for years.
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: He carries it around. And they talk about how acupuncture,
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: the reason it came to America was because of when
• 52:53
  Speaker 8: Nixon went to China and opened that up, blah, blah, blah, 1970, whatever.
• 52:56
  Speaker 8: It was allowed– it came here and then a bunch
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: of dumb, hippie, stupid, yuppie suburb moms are like, oh,
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: it's far away and ancient. Therefore, it must be mystical
• 53:06
  Speaker 8: and heal and quote work. Well, when they actually did
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: the tests, which is tough to do with acupuncture because
• 53:10
  Speaker 8: it's tough to do a double-blind test, but they found
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: ways to put fake needles and so on and so forth.
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: There is no benefit above placebo. There's these meridians in
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: your body, but how are they?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Where are they?
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: What are they?
• 53:25
  Speaker 14: According to, let's talk about the real expert in the room, ChatGPT.
• 53:29
  Speaker 14: You tell me if these four things could even be
• 53:31
  Speaker 14: remotely possible. Because I said, how does acupuncture work? I
• 53:34
  Speaker 14: didn't say is it good, bad, right, wrong.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Did you put work in quotes?
• 53:38
  Speaker 14: Let me tell you the four things it lists. It
• 53:39
  Speaker 14: says the needles stimulate nerves in the skin and muscles.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they do. Yeah, because you poke them. You
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: feel a needle, of course, obviously.
• 53:46
  Speaker 14: The stimulation can cause the body to release endorphins and
• 53:49
  Speaker 14: other chemicals involved in pain regulation.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: So a massage.
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: Because you're getting like excited or whatever.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: So a massage or touching.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Well, then it's like when you climax, it releases whatever.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: It will knock a headache out.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: In your brain, yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so that's a thing.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, again, but keep going though. Okay.
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: It can also affect how the brain and spinal cord
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: process pain signals.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: You have to show me more on that.
• 54:11
  Speaker 14: And local stimulation may increase blood flow to that area
• 54:15
  Speaker 14: and muscle relaxation.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: So this is a different kind.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Of- Massages work. So why can't acupuncture work?
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Would you say massages don't work?
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: That's not what acupuncture claims. They claim- I'm tapping into
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: specific meridians. Your chi. Your chi.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: Chakras.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Meridians.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Chakras.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: If it works, it works. I don't care how I
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: explain it. If it works, it works. Again, we could
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: go on forever about this, but that is not what
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: they claim. You guys are saying, well, it kind of
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: does these other things, but I'm claiming it does these things.
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: But who's they?
• 54:44
  Speaker 10: I mean, any different acupuncture person could claim whatever it
• 54:47
  Speaker 10: is that they're saying that works. How do we know
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: that there's not someone saying what Gina just told us?
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: Who are these people that you're talking about?
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: They are people who work at Dumpy Strip Balls.
• 54:55
  Speaker 14: Well, it says the traditional explanation is that it balances
• 54:58
  Speaker 14: your cheese.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Exactly. 562 says Seabass is just a shell for big medicine.
• 55:03
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Just a shell for evidence-based science.
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: The whole reason that we have anything good in our lives.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: He is a man of science. We can all agree
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: on that. Seabass, this week in audio.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Let's go to a more fun thing. Okay.
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: The new GTA 6 soundtrack.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. Now, this is actually super, I think, a fun thing.
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: Like, if you have a video game whose budget is
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: literally billions of dollars, like GTA 6's is, you can
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: have people produce original music for you. So we got
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: a special round of Who Dis? These are actual songs
• 55:32
  Speaker 8: that are on the new GTA 6 soundtrack. I'm not
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: going to tell you who's singing them. Just buzz in
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: with who you think it is.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Okay. This is The Last Thing You Need.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: You took off your dress and said one more night.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Head on my chest, thought I felt you cry. That's
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Morgan Wallen.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Then you said goodbye, and.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Baby I said goodbye.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: I liked it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Where would a song like this fit into GTA?
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 56:00
  Speaker 15: The last music I listened to while jacking somebody in
• 56:02
  Speaker 15: this country.
• 56:04
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Is this the part where I'm beating up the hooker
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: to get my money back?
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: Well, with GTA 6, the maps are so big, you
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: can go on road trips. Yeah, maybe you're in there. Sammy,
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: could you actually tell, or that was a guess?
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: Yes, no.
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: You know what he's talking about.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like light rock.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Is this another one?
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: GTA 6, new soundtrack, who dis? The song is called Rhino.
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: Wiz Khalifa.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Close.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Simon Rex.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Close. Sounds like Fred Durst. Sounds like Mario. Travis Scott.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Travis Scott.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I don't like the vocals.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: I think the vocals kind of mess it up just
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: as the music goes.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: The vibe was.
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: It's pretty cool.
• 57:04
  Speaker 15: He uses a lot of auto-tune, so that's why it
• 57:06
  Speaker 15: threw me for a loop. It doesn't sound like him.
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: Anybody could do that, though. To me, that's fully the producer.
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: With Travis Scott, I do not know how he's gotten...
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: suburban american kids to be like huge fans of him
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: like i don't year old boy i don't get it dude.
• 57:22
  Speaker 15: It's it's rage music he does like the he doesn't
• 57:25
  Speaker 15: like rap necessarily or sing necessarily he just goes along
• 57:27
  Speaker 15: with the beat but it's that rage music type energy
• 57:30
  Speaker 15: that's why my kids love him.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Which is just that it's just the producer though like
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: anybody greg could be.
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: Like i mean good for him i guess he only
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: killed five kids yeah i like the uh oh wow
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: here i like the um like the music i'm gonna
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: strip the uh vocal stuff out hold on.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: See, that's very cool. I like that right there. The producer.
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: We'll do a fun, maybe next week we'll have, I'll
• 58:07
  Speaker 8: get the beat and just have Greg rap over it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That'd be cool. Rap traffic.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Everybody going to GTA.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Rap traffic. Everybody going to Home Goods.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: If you want a number one hit.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: You got one more for this? One more.
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: This is new for the GTA 6 soundtrack. Bright Lights,
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: Big City.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Who dis? All right. Bright Lights, Big City. Who dis?
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Bright Lights, Big City. Yeah, GTA 6.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: Bob Dylan?
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Close.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Elvis Costello? You're in the right.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: It's not Ringo, is it?
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: You guys are circling around to Keith Richards.
• 58:47
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: So not the singer of the Rolling Stones, but the
• 58:52
  Speaker 8: other guy.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:53
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: This sounds like it fits way more than the Morgan
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Wallen song.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so over-processed, this modern country.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: No, Morgan Wallen's great.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: And a racist, right?
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: He only said the N-word out loud once. Is it
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Morgan Wallen, and no one racist? He only yelled it
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: at a guy once. And he was quoting rap music.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: He was quoting Travis Scott. He was singing along. Alright.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: It's kind of how the doctor needs to see your
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: penis even though you came in for a sprained wrist.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: If you have a broken toe, show me your scrotum.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Let's wrap up this week in audio, Sebas.
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: That's the What Do You Show original game, Why Are
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: They Screaming? That's why we play audio of somebody just
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: absolutely losing their mind and go around the room and
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: guess why they're screaming.
• 59:38
  Speaker 13: Here it is.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: All right, Why Are They Screaming?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I know the answer.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: I mean, I want to be there. There's a reason
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: why Woody knows the answer, but I'll go around the room.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Sounds wild.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Because I'm a big fan of the Karate Kid, and
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: that's when Sato was trapped because a big storm came.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: I'm a yogi!
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: Oh, in the second one, yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: I'm a yogi! It sounds like he's saying, why me? Yeah, okay,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: I'll give you a clue. It is not an emotion.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: Karate!
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Karate!
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: I'm a yogi!
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: It's definitely a roller coaster, right?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: A roller coaster, good, because a lot of girls ride.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Is it a serious situation?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Tsunami?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: That's what I was going to say.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a ride. Is it one of
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: those waves? It's a ride. It's getting crazy. Wait, is
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: it that recent earthquake that was like 7 point something?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: I'll say Gina's got the best answer. It is a
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: 737 in Iran that.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Upon takeoff, basically just starts falling apart. Oh, God, I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: did see this. They hit a bump, and then the
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: ceiling started coming down. Yeah, literally just like things are separating. Yeah,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: like the fuselage was intact, right?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: But like, you know how they put up like the
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: panels and stuff and the overhead compartments? Just falling off. Yeah,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: like they hit like a bump, and all that stuff
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: just started like coming down.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: So, oh, milky! And people started freaking out.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Marty! Marty!
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: Marty! But you're right, the screaming helps.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Well, Woody, this is actually something. It's a reflex.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: As a flight expert.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: Iran's Civil Aviation Organization, which apparently is for goats, said
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: they attribute the event to landing gear shimmy caused by
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: a worn, leaking, and corroding shimmy damper. A shimmy damper?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: A shimmy damper.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: That sounds like, oh, a shimmy damper. This was during takeoff, apparently,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: and that little, whatever that thing to help didn't work.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: The shocks, I guess.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: The anti-shimmy damper? Right.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: All right, well, so the gear can shimmy upon takeoff.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, obviously with the- And it makes it all rock. Yeah,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: and that could cause everything to shake, which shook the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: ceiling loose, and I guess there's a shimmy damper which
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: would keep it from.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Doing that, which was not functioning.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Like a boat stabilizer.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: That makes sense. Now it says, do they even make
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: 737s anymore? I don't think they do.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Don't know. Do we know the end result of all this?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: Everybody lived. It happened during takeoff, so they just aborted takeoff.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. But after that guy said, oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they just nosedive right into the ground. Like, forget it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: If it doesn't look right inside here, we're just going
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: to nosedive.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Why live? Chances are good it's going to happen on
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: many other flights.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: This week in audio.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: All right, a much more chill guy. This is Trevor Creek,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: or Creaky.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: Lived in the middle of Illinois. And he noticed a
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: tornado coming to his house. Not to visit, but to destroy.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: And he just said, well, you know what? If I'm
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: going to die, I might as well get it on video.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: And this is what happened with Travis.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 9: Bro, there's a tornado outside right now. Oh my gosh.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 9: What in the world just happened?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: This isn't super new, right? This has been around for
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: like a couple months or something?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: No, no, like I would say a week or so. Yeah,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: like a week or so.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Because there was one that sounded very similar to that
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: where there's this guy like, oh, there's a tornado. And
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: then he's like in his kitchen or something like that.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: He's very calm. And then the next thing you know,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: the whole house is gone. He's still standing there. This
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: is a guy who was in his living room. Yeah,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: this is super new.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: He was inside, then he was outside.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: There's another one that's very similar.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: I highly admire his mellow demeanor.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: As his roof is being ripped off his house. I'm
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: hanging out here in every house that's getting hit by
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: a tornado until I don't survive one.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: So here he is surveying the damage.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 9: I mean, I feel alright. I got scraped up. That
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 9: was insane. The whole house that I'm living in just
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: got torn to pieces. Oh, my car's tore up. My
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: whole house is tore up.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: We're definitely NATOing, boys.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: I got you.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: He sounds like, yeah, one of the King of the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: Hills friends.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: You know what? Good, low resting heart rate. Yeah, right?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: That beats those. Just get a new one. Yeah, that's it.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: He's lucky, right, Woody? He gets a new house. Exactly right.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Just follow the claim, dude.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: That's so easy.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 13: Exactly.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: I bet you whatever you're going to get replaced is
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: going to be nicer than that was.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: New stuff is always nicer.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: Fast and easy.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: This weekend. Well, I'm not saying it's going to be fast,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: but it'll be worth it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: It'll be worth it.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: You survived and you got a new house out.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: You got to look at the silver lining, Greg. Okay.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: All right, more Woody shows next. Holy crap. We screw
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: around just for our fun.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: And I saw that glint in your eye.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: And I knew you were banging.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Banging.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: Banging.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? The Woody Show.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: All right, guess the word, Gina Grad.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Silvery.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 9: Chivalry?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Chivalry. Chivalry, yeah. Chivalry, okay.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Got it. What about this one, Gregor?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Camaraderie? Camaraderie.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Camaraderie?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Camaraderie.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Nailed it. Yep.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: You nailed it.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: One of our favorites is this one.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: Cru-Fu.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. I know that one.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Cru-Fu? Yeah. Take a guess, Gina.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Cru-Fu.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 16: Curfew?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: Curfew.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: These are some of our favorite all-time menace burnunciations. A
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: very popular 90s brand. Yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: What kind of shoes are those? Cru-Fu's. Cru-Fu's.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: But this time, we're going to flip the script. Menace,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: you get to try to guess what this dude is saying.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: It's the Bernunciation game. This is a Dominican baseball player.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: His name is Francis Gruyon.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: I have been to the DR.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: He is originally from the Dominican Republic. He's got this thick.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Dominican accent, and his teammates, they showed him some words
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: in the clubhouse there, and they asked him to pronounce them,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: and we'll see how well they do. I'm going to
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: start with an easy, I'll start easier, and then we'll
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: kind of work up.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: So Menace gets to guess first. Nobody give him any
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: clues or anything.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: All right. Menace, here we go. First word. Bacon cleaner.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Vacuum cleaner. Vacuum cleaner. Vacuum cleaner.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, nice.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: All right. Vacuum cleaner.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: Vacuum cleaner.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: How about this one?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Miss Chuevos. What? Miss Chuevos. Miss... It's very hard to hear.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Miss Chuevos.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Miss Chuevos? Yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: What word would that be?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: You got the miss right.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got it.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: Greg? Is it mischievous?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Mischievous.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: Menace, you know what huevos mean? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 11: Okay, good.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 9: Nuts.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Number three in the pronunciation game. What is he saying here, Menace?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Extravaganza.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Extravaganza. Extravaganza.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: Now they start to get a little bit more difficult, okay?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: This is a Dominican baseball player. His name is Francis Gruyan.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: What is he saying?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: Flamboyant.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: You got that one?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: I think I got it.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: Gina thinks she got it.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Can you do it again?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: I'll write it down.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: Yep, here we go. Flamboyant.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Flambosing?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: Flambosing.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Flamboyant. Flamboyant.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: You tapping out?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Gina?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: Flamboyant.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 11: Flamboyant.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Flambosing.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: The ya is like a ja.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: Flamboyant.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Flamboyant. That's supposed to be flamboyant.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: You know that the Vs are always Bs, too.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: All right. Here we go.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Next word. What is he saying? The pronunciation game.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: Photosynthesis.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: All right. Photosynthesis.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: Ah!
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Hey!
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Next one.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Gina Nangins. Your mother? No. Something leggings?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 11: I'm going to pass.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: On that one.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: Can we play it one more time?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Yep, sure. Is it genealogy?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: Ooh, that's a good guess.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Shenanigans. Shenanigans. I almost sounded like Chicken Nuggets.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: The way you said it, that makes sense.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: Shenanigans.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: I thought he was saying your mother in Spanish. Shenanigans.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Shenanigans.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: Okay, totally.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: This is a Dominican baseball player, Francis Gruyon. His teammates
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: were showing him some words and stuff. And asking him
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: to pronounce it with his thick Dominican accent. A pronunciation game.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: Next one.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Here we go. Menace. Purple nurple. Purple gerbil. Purple gerbil.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: Purple gerbil.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Purple gerbil.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Purple gerbil. Purple gerbil.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: They're getting harder. Purple gerbil. Purple is right.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Purple gerbil.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, purple is right?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: Yep. Purple what? Purple gerbil.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: Purple gerbil?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Purple velvet.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 16: Oh.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 8: What? No, no, no.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: That's what they were showing him. Purple velvet.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Purple gerbil.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: Purple gerbil.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Purple gerbil. All right.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: Last one.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Last one.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Pronunciation game. What is he saying, Menace? Squeeter.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 9: Oh.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: Squeeter?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Squeeter. Squeer?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: Squeer.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Squeeter.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 13: Squeeter.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: Think about how they're all laughing.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Squeeter. Squeefer?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Squeeter.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Squeefer?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: Queefer.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: Greg, Gina, got a guess?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Squirter?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Squirter.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Squirter. Squirter.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: You think squirter, too?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Yep. Squirrels. No way! Wait a second.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: Squirrels.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: There was a L in there.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: He's saying squirrels. Squeeter.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 9: Squeeter.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: Squeeter. That's fine.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: They're all having fun. They're not, like, making fun of him.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: He's very much a loved member of the team, and
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: everybody's just having a good time. I cut him up
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: into individual words, but, yeah, here's the clip.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Fotos gimtesis.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: Luchuevos. Extra Ravaganza.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 11: Bacon Cleaner. Flambo Jing. Purple Barber. Gina Nalgings.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Squeeter.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: I already forgot what Gina Nalgings was.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Shenanigans.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 8: Shenanigans.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: I thought he was saying F your mother.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: We're going to take a quick break. We've got some
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: more Woody Show for you next. And Alfred Robles.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Yes. My pants are around my ankles.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: Do you feel each individual pump?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: Is that too deep?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you're allowed
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: to say that again, you know?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: We have a guest in studio. Alfred Robles is here.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Here with me, Alfred Robles. LOL Live. It's on Hulu.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: It's out tomorrow.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Let's go. At Alfred Robles on Instagram or all the
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: social media, I guess. Is it all the same on
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: all the different platforms? Wow, you did it right. Menace
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: always gets mad at people who don't do it that way.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: They have numbers in there and stuff.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: AlfredRobles.com. And yeah, man, so this is, by the way,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: thank you for coming in.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Thank you guys for having me, man.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: I'm jumping right into the plugs and talking about the
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: special and everything. So this LOL Live, this is like
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: a Kevin Hart thing, right? It is.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: It's a Kevin Hart production. I'm happy, man. This is
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: my first special. See, I find that interesting.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Me too. Like how has this only happened now? Well,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: I filmed one six months ago. That's my hour special.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: And then I filmed this one after. But this was
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: my first one that's going to be out there.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anybody not familiar with Alfred Robles, man? Funny dude, man.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: And this is your first time here on the show.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: We're happy to have you. Madison and I ran into
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Alfred at the airport last year. We were headed out
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: somewhere and, you know, ended up on the same flight.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: It's like, dude, yeah, how have you never been here before?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Have you never had the special?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Welcome. Thank you. Thank you for having me, man.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: And you've been killing it, dude, across the country with
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: your tours.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: It's been awesome to see.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let me tell you about Vatos with Gatos.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: Anybody needs a translation on that.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: It's dudes with cats, right? Dudes with cats. Nothing wrong
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: with that.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: So you're a cat guy? I am. Yeah?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: How?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Five cats. Why? Five cats inside and six cats outside. What?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: Dude, your neighbors hate you. So many cats.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: You're the cat guy?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: I'm the cat guy, man.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: Why cats?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: That's rare.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, in 2015, I rescued my first cat. And ever
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: since then, I knew I was putting this earth to
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: help cats. Really? I love that so much. Oh, okay.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: So it's not even like part of like, I'm a comedian.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: I'm being funny. I'm a cat.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: No, I'm helping cats, bro. You're super into it. Okay.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: And those six cats outside, I just left food for
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: them and water. That's all you needed.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Do you think the cats... have an emotional attachment to you?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: Because I contend they don't. Like, I don't think they really, like,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: rub up against you and love you.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not like dogs where they love you, you know?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: Like, they're kind of self-serving, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm cool with that. Oh, really?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 9: I'm cool with that, bro.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: I'm cool with that.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: As long as I know I'm cool with that, man.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: But my cats will love me, though. You don't have to.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: Prove it, but do you know all of their names?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yes, yes, yes.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, run them off.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Chicken, tulip, canelo, valentina, and leo.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the six cats that live outside, I have
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: no idea. I'm just giving them food and water.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Just to clarify, not gay, right?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: No, hell no.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: You, you.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: My cats or what? You, not the cats.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: You, not the cats. Well, because, so Sammy here, she
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: got a boyfriend last year, and this was a single
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: dude who With a cat.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: And we're like, oh, questionable.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: We're not, you know, I'm not sure.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Wait, and you turn out to be gay?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 16: No.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: No, that's just them.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 10: That's their whole theory. If any single guy has a cat,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 10: they're gay. But I know tons of single guys with cats.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 10: And I don't think it's a big deal at all.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 10: And they tell me no.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: No, we don't know. Look, the odds are not really
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: like in your favor.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 8: They just say the jury's out.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the jury's out.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Bro, there's nothing wrong with cats, man. Cats are awesome.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: But have you been single with a cat?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Yes. So you meet a woman and she finds out
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: you have 18,000 cats. What's the reaction? Well, when I
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: was single, I was only one cat.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. So then with my girlfriend now, she brought
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: three of her cats. Oh, she was already a cat.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: Well, a cat man needs a cat lady.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So then my cat passed away and then I
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: rescued two more cats. So that's how we got together.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: And let me ask you, because I know this with
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 10: a lot of guys, is that they'll end up with
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: cats instead of dogs because.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 8: they're less maintenance.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 10: And if they're traveling and doing other stuff, it's easier
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: to have a cat than a dog. Is that why
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: you went for cats? Because you travel, you're a comedian
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 10: or are you actually a dog.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: Person or no?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: I was never a dog person. I had dogs when
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: I was a kid, but it was like, I don't know.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: I just feel like people like dogs because they want
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: attention and they're not getting the attention from their girlfriend
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: or their wife. So they need a dog to come.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: You're so right. They want the dog to come up
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: to them and hug them and jump on them.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 8: Cats get a bad rap, man.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: So why are cats better than dogs, though?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Because you don't have to walk them at 6 a.m.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: to go use the restroom.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 13: You don't have to.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Do a lot of things, bro. They're chill. They're in
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: the litter box. You clean it and we're good, bro.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Sammy, tell Alfred what happened. Are you saying your cat now?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: I mean, shouldn't I?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: I live with this cat. The way she told the story,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: she goes, my cat.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: I go, wow, my cat.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: I think you've reached that point.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: She's taken ownership. But Greg, I think you'll appreciate this.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: The cat.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 10: Brought a chipmunk into the house. It was still alive,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 10: straight into the bedroom. And so, as soon as.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: You know, Like, Proud wants to show you?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, very proud, yes. And so, she drops the chipmunk. Now,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: the chipmunk runs.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Don't know where it is.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 10: My brother-in-law convinces me that it ran out on its own.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, sure.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: No, I'll show you how.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's still there somewhere.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 10: Right, so, So a few hours later, we see the
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 10: cat trying to get up on the drapes in the bedroom.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 10: So the chipmunk had climbed up to the top of
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 10: the drapes. Now we're trying to get this chipmunk down.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: It flies across the room.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: I watch it. My whole head.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 10: Turns as this chipmunk flies across the room and then disappears. I, again,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 10: have no clue.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: Where this chipmunk is.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: You still don't know? It's loose in your house.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: It's still there.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: Well, no, no.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 8: Now I know.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 10: So then five o'clock in the morning, I hear this
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 10: cat running all around, running all around the room.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 8: And I'm like, It's got the chipmunk. It got the chipmunk.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: And it did.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: They were, like, trapped in.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: It was where the toilet is. There's a separate door
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: for the toilet.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 10: And I ended up catching it and putting it outside.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Sammy!
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: I got the chipmunk.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 14: That is amazing, but you probably do have rabies. And also,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 14: why are all these squirrels and chipmunks always coming in here?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: She's like Snow White. I know.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: I would have murdered that chipmunk so hard.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: Alfred, did your cats bring any gifts?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: No, because my cats don't go outside. But that's why.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: Cats don't ever bring you presents.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Don't come inside. I'm kind of thinking like, so Alfred,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: for those who don't know, Alfred does this thing at
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: his shows. It's called What Happened. And people have these
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: crazy stories, dude.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: Oh, man.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know those before? I have no idea.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: So how does that work? So at the show, do
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: you have somebody?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Or you just pick somebody random? No, it's all random
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: people where I got to come up with everything right
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: there and then. You're so good. So who's got a story?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: So what I do is I do 45 to 50
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: minutes of material. And then I tell them, I put
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: the lights up and I bring a tequila bottle. to
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: make them feel comfortable. And I say, hey, who has
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: a crazy story? Raise your hand and come up. And
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: we're like, we'll try to give you guys advice. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: And then I tell them, we're not going to judge
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: you guys. Just tell us what's going on. And then
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: they just open up to the craziest things ever, bro.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: Where I'm like, why are you opening up to this?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Why are you telling people? This guy came up and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: he said his wife shot him two times in the back. What?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: On accident. Oh, shit.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: On accident. I'm like, wait, both times it was on accident?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, because it was the same time. I'm like, oh. Oh,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: I'll play everybody a little clip. This is from one
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: of Alfred's shows. What happened?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: What happened? I've been married 10, 11 years.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: Finally, now my wife cheated on me.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: She lived a double life.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: How did you find out she was cheating on you
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: and living a double life?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: My brother.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: Caught her on the restaurant and he called me up
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: and he told me to come over. Can we guess
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: the restaurant?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: It's Italian.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: Olive Garden! Olive Garden! So your brother called you and
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: he said, hey, if you want to come, you can come. Yeah,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: I took off. I was like five minutes away, so...
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: And what did you see when you walked in?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: They coming out when I was coming in.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 13: Do you know the guy?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: I met him once. How did you meet him, fool?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: At her job.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: He was the manager. Did you fight him?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: Yes. Did you win?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: At least he won the fight, right?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: Dude, there's some man, like, who's that? We can't even
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: talk about the story, really, I guess.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 15: Yeah, the woman that hooked up with another dude and
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 15: the guy wanted to prove.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 15: We can't play it on the air, but it's dirty.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: You'd love it, though.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. She's like one of your people. Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 15: It's really dirty, but yeah, he wanted her to prove
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 15: that she didn't sleep with somebody else, so he did
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 15: an act on her to prove.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, real pervy. Oh, okay.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: And there was a lot of proof there.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: Alfred Robles is here, LOL Live on Hulu, out tomorrow
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: at Alfred Robles on social media.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: We're going to take a quick break. More with Alfred next.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, everybody.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Alfred Rogles is here.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: And more with you in a second. But first, it's
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 4: time for a Wheel of Gift Cards.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: It's the Woody.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Show, and now.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: It's time for Wheel of Gift Cards. Yes.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: All right. Wheel of Gift Cards. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Say hi to William, everybody.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Hey, William.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Hi. So, William, tell Greg Gorey where you're from. Rancho Cucamonga.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: The 909.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: That's right. All right.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: So, William, you're caller number 98. You get to choose
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: the gift card that you want. It can't be a
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: cash card, can't be Amazon card, but anything else is
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: on the table.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: What are you going to go with?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 13: How about Home Depot?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, great choice.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: I just got my dad a Home Depot card for
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Father's Day.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: You can't go wrong with that.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: And by the way, when he went there, there was
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: nothing on the card.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: And it turns out the grocery store that my wife
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: and I have been buying gift cards from, there's been
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: a lot of scamming going on. Oh, no. And yeah,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: because my wife got a Sephora gift card for one
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: of my daughter's friends for some birthday or something. Yeah.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: And there was nothing on her card either.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 5: Didn't they give you that microscopic receipt thing?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: And that's how we ended up.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: But we had to call Home Depot.com.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: Corporate office and stuff like the whole thing and they
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: they figured it out for my dad and how.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: Do you tell someone i mean maybe your family is
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 8: different but you're like hi um there was nothing on
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 8: this card.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah right yeah anyway but we won't have a problem
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: with that william it's gonna be great we're not buying
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: it from that grocery store it's gonna be worth anything
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: from 300 bucks to a thousand bucks you get to
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: choose who spins on your behalf woody gina greg or
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: menace who would you like to have spin I'm going
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: to have to go with you, Woody.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: Okay, get it done.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: It hasn't been a great choice for a couple people
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: this week.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 9: Here we go.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: All right, let's go. Any amount is a good amount.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: I know, but when the options are anywhere from 300
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: up to 1,000, you get 300. I feel bad.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: You want a fun fact? Sure.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 5: Always.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 6: I had dinner in Rancho Cucamonga last night.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: No way. That's so fun. Yeah.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: Neat.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: At Lazy Dog Restaurant.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: Here we go.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: My friend, you got $ 400. Very nice.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: At Home Depot.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: All right, William.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Congratulations, man.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: Hang on one second. We're number one in Rancho Cucamonga.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: You know that already, though.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 5: I would have gotten $ 1, 000, but whatever.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: It's all good.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think I know what that is. Yeah, this
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: is the Woody Show. Bought a truck, bro. I just
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: bought a Toyota, man. Hell yeah, man.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 17: I love my truck, but it's like a popular color.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 17: Everybody has the same color. It's that green weird color, bro.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 17: And it's kind of crazy because everybody has the same color.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 17: They just want a vibe because we have the same
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 17: color truck, bro.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: I can't be that guy, bro.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 17: I can't just vibe because we have something alike. One
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 17: day I went to the mall, and I went to
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 17: go park, and the guy parked right next to me,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 17: and he waited for me.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: To get off the truck.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 17: I got off, and he comes running, and he goes, eh, eh, eh, eh.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 17: I used to have a truck like that. It runs good, huh?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 17: Then he goes, can I give you a tip? I'm
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 17: all like, yeah, what's up, bro?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: He goes, bro, if you.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 17: Lift it three more inches, you're going to like it
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 17: even more?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: I can't do that, bro.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 17: Imagine I was at the mall and I see a
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 17: guy that's with my ex-girlfriend. And I just go up
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 17: to him, I go, oh, hey. She runs good, huh?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 17: Can I give you a tip? Just lift her three inches.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Alvin Robles is here, LOL Live.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: It's his first special.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: It's on Hulu.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Out tomorrow at Alvin Robles. on social media. So LOL Live,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: it's Kevin Hart giving these different comedians this opportunity, man,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: to get out there and show everybody what you can do.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: How long have you been at the comedy thing?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: 20 years, bro.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: Wow, dude. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: It seems like it'd be a lot of fun. Like
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: all the comedians I know, it seems like it's a
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: good time all the time.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: Especially now.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: It's in its heyday now.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: Don't you kind of feel like that? Yes, but when
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: it's struggling, it's not fun.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: But I think that's like any job, though. I mean,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: like the first couple jobs I had doing this stupid job,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: it was like you were broke and you weren't really
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: making any money, but you loved what you were doing.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, but it's different because I'm pretty sure you got
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: paid doing this job.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 16: Barely.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so when you're a comedian, you don't get paid.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 14: But a lot of people say, oh, you're a comedian,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 14: you must be a big extrovert, a big personality.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: Are you actually kind of quiet when you're on your own?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: I think I'm kind of quiet.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: That's pretty typical, I think.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: So what were you, so not making money doing the
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: comedy earlier, like what were some of your earlier jobs?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Bro, I used to do loss prevention.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: You did? Oh, security.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: I did loss prevention for like Tower Records, for Old Navy,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: for Kmart, for supermarkets. Kmart.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: So were you allowed? I mean, I guess in Kmart days,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: you were probably allowed to stop people.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, you were allowed to do all kinds of things
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: to people, bro. You were allowed to handcuff people.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Nice. Now you have to escort them out.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so now you're more like preventing it.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: Back in the days, you were able to stop people.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: So that was always cool, man.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: That's cool.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: Did you get to taser anybody?
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: I never tased or anybody, but one time I was
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: working at a supermarket and this guy was, he was
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: on probation where he was stopping people with us. He
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: was a new, he was a new law supervision agent.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: And this was his last stop. And I let him
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: go by himself. I go, do you do it on
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: your own now? So he went out and he tried
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: to catch a shoplifter and he never came back in
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: the store. He never came back into the store. I'm like, man,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: what happened to this guy? And I go, let me
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: go outside and look for him. And the shoplifter handcuffed
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: him to a fence. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, bro,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: you're never going to make.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: It, bro.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: You're never going to make it.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: First couldn't get into the police academy.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: He was taking a long break.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: There was this lady and she was like, they're over there.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: And he was like, handcuffed.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: He was embarrassed. That's funny. And then how long before
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: you were able to just to have comedy be what
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: you did? You didn't have to have those jobs anymore.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: How many years in? Like 10 years probably. Because I
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: was still doing odd jobs here and there. Because the
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: thing is, when Gabriel started taking me on the road,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: he'll take me like.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: Gabriel Iglesias.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Gabriel Iglesias. He'll take me like one weekend, and
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: then after that, like, what am I going to do?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: So I started getting like temp jobs.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: So that's what I was doing. Yeah, because it was
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: easy to quit.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: So was Gabe like the first guy to kind of
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: take you under his wing?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. He was the first guy, man.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: So automatically, he means a lot to you.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he does. He does. He's given me a lot.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: He gave me a lot of opportunity. He let me
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: stay at his house for a long time, man. I
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: didn't have anything, bro.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: He's a good dude, man.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: Super nice.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah. What you see is what he is. Just an
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: authentic dude.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: I was in a row with him for like 13 years,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: 12 years. And I bought him a car, bro.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: I heard this, whether this is true or not, I
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: have no idea. How are you a vegetarian when you're
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: hanging out with Gabriel?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: That was one of the hardest things ever, bro.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: We went to his last birthday party. And just the amount,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, I don't even know what vegetarians did there.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. We eat a lot of chips.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: And a lot of corn that he has. How do
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: you do that, though? Bro, I started eating chicken now
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: because I started getting a lot of bald spots in
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: the back of my head from not having protein. Oh, really?
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: So I just eat chicken now. So what's the story
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 4: with the hat? Is it because of the bald spots?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: Because that's kind of become your thing, right?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. You know what? I always, like my grandpa
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: always wore a hat and my dad wore a hat
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: and his side of the family. Where we're from in
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: Mexico is northern Mexico and everybody has hats and everybody
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: wears boots over there, bro.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you can pull it off. Not everybody can
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: pull off the hat.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: People with little hats shouldn't wear hats. Yeah, I got
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: a big ass head, bro. So it's perfect.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: See, I got a big ass head, too.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: No, you look good. You look good. It's perfect for you.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: No, this hat looks fine. I'm saying, like, if I
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: wore your hat, it would look goofy. Nah, you'll be fine, bro.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: Trust me, bro. I'd like to see that. Not to
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: mention Woody wearing a cowboy hat.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd like to see that a lot.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'll take it off right now, bro. Put it on, bro.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Put it on.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Put it on.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Is that just because, I don't know, you're kind of
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: just drawn to it?
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I wore one when I started doing comedy,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: and I was like, man, I don't know. And then
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: I stopped wearing it, and I brought it back, and
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: it all lined up so good. Yeah. the first thing
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: I ever did was I did his podcast and I
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: told him, man, this is, yeah, I did this podcast.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: I go, Hey, this is the first time I'm wearing
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: this ad on anything.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm deciding to wear a hat now. He was like,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, go for.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 11: It, bro.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: It was huge.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 8: How many hats do you have?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: Right now I have four hats. Okay. Yeah, because I
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: get drunk at the end of the show and then
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: I give them away.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: I was curious, what kind of, I was like, to
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 4: ask comedians this question, like what kind of kid were you?
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: Were you a troublemaker, class clown?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was a troublemaker, bro. I was kind of
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: like a class clown too. But more of a, I
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: was a tagger here and there.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going the bad route for a while.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: But my mom was a lot to me, man. She
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: helped me out a lot and she tried to like, Hey,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: you're going the bad route. She used to try to
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: scare me. I'm going to send you to Mexico. I'm
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: going to do this to you. Yeah, yeah. And what
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: did she do? Did she ever send you off anywhere?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: She sent me to Mexico. Oh, she did?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: She did.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: I was a junior and I was a sophomore in
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: high school and she sent me to Mexico, bro. Yeah?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: I was there for six months.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: Doing what?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: Going to school over there. But who were you with?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: With my grandparents.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, grandparents.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: She sent me over there and she was like, you're
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: never going to come back.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: And I believed her, bro.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: Every night I cried, bro.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: That'll teach you.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, Menace showed me this picture. I think it's funny. Now, Greg,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: this is an old picture of you. This is a
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: picture of him doing something that you would never do.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: That I would never do. All right. Oh, look at that.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: He's at the grocery store buying a ton of toilet paper.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: This is clearly Costco. Look at those quantities.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: Look at the size of that cart.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: You're a brave man.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: You're like a hero. Okay, just by looking at that picture,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: who was I with?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 5: Who were you with? Let's see. I see toilet paper,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: and I think I saw- I have a guess. A dock.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: There's an iPod dock or whatever, kind of clock thing.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: Looked like donuts, maybe?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: No, that's Premier Protein Drinks.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Premier Protein Drinks.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 5: Who were you with? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 4: Does Gabriel do that?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: I was with Gabriel. That was going to be my guess.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of toilet paper.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: For the premier protein, I wouldn't really take Gabe as
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: a premier protein.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: No, that's where a vegetarian gets their protein.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: Gabriel was, there was a time where he was lifting
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: a lot. Oh, really?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Gabriel's a strong guy.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he used to.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: Did you do that workout show that we had with him?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, with him.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. What was it called again? It was Fluffy
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: Breaks Even. Yeah, I remember that, dude.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was the thing where they just went hammer
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 6: and ate a bunch of food and the next day
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: they had to work it off.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they always say like, all right, well, if
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: you eat a Big Mac... It's going to, you have
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: to run for.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: And that was the idea.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: I'll eat the food and then I'll spit it out, bro.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: You started to say earlier, you bought fluffy a car.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: I bought him a car, bro. So this is, you
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: bought him a car.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: I bought him a car.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: The funniest thing, bro. He's a car. So I bought
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: him a Volkswagen. It's the, it kind of looked like
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: the Safari cars. The thing.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: So I bought him that car. I was saving up.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: Cause I wanted to, that was my like, Hey, I'm
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: going to go, I'm going to go out on my own.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: After the Dodgers stadium show, I bought him the car.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like, after the Dodgers stadium show, I'm going to
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: give him the car. I'm going to tell him, hey,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: thank you for everything. But I'm going to try this
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: on my own now. You've done enough for me. So
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: I bought him the car and then had a gut
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: feeling like, ah, don't go yet. It's not time to
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: go yet. Just stick around a little bit longer. But
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: I had the car. So I called him, like, are
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: you going to be home? I got something for you.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: He was all like, yeah. So I went and I
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: took him the car. And he was like, hey, thank you,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: but what is this for? I'm like, ah, just, here
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: you go, bro. I had a perfect story, bro. I'm like, hey, man,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: thank you, and then this and that. So after when
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: I left, I told him, hey, bro, remember when I
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: bought you that car? And I go, that was the
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: gift I was going to give you to tell you
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: thank you for everything, but I'm going to go out
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: on my own now.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: Well, dude, you're making it work. I see a ton
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: about you on social media.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: Sold out shows.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sold out shows. Vatos with Gatos. The tour is
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: just selling out venues across the country, internationally. LOL Live
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: on Hulu. Out tomorrow at Alfa Robles on Netflix.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: Social media. Let's go.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 4: Now, Tim Martinez is already in Vegas. The iHeartRadio Music
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: Festival is happening this weekend in Vegas. So he's not
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: able to be here. Originally, we were going to have
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: Tim here for Alfred's visit.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: Sure. Perfect.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: And just to get to play along with the questions
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: that we have for T.O.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 17: Tim.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: But because Tim can't be here, we have a substitute
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: to substitute.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: So. So Alfred's going to answer the questions coming up next.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: Then we'll go up in the club here on this
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: throwback Thursday. It is the Woody show. We'll be right back.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: The Woody show.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: Will be right back.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: Refreshing.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: It has a good throat burn. Oh, my God.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: The Woody show is back. Well, we're into another new
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: hour and our.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: Guest in studio, comedian Alfred Robles is here. LOL live
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: on Hulu out tomorrow at Alfred Robles on social media.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: And he's currently out on his Vatos with Gatos tour.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: As we, as we chatted about already, but yeah. So
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 4: Tim Martinez, DJ Timar, not able to be, the original
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: goal was to have Timar and Alfred here together. That'd
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: be great. Then we can get a really good, deep
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: education from, from both of these gentlemen. But yeah, Tim
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 4: is busy. He's working the iHeartRadio Music Festival, so he
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: can't be here. And so Alfred's going to be the end-all,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: be-all with the questions for this week's round of Ask T.O.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 7: Tim.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: But it's Ask T.O. Alfred today.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: All right, so we'll get the question from Jeff G.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 11: Here.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: And then the dumb white people get to take a
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: guess as to what we think the answer might be.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: And then, Alfred, you get to give us your definitive answer.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: And we'll, as always, just write our answers on.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: The board.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 4: All right, Jeff G., first question. What do you got?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: All right, question number one.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 15: What is a Mexican word or phrase that white people
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 15: always mispronounce?
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 5: It could be a food.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: It could be a part of the language. It could
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: be an item.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 15: What's a Mexican word or phrase that white people always mispronounce?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: I can't spell it. It's going to be like a menispelling, man.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, well. We'll understand.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll say it.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, you'll say the word.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: I'll say the word. I got mine written down.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 8: I got mine.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: For me personally, and this is not my answer, but...
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: But what you think.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: I'm saying my answer personally, the one I can... I
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: always get corrected.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 8: He's not going what white people do. He's going what
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 8: I do.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: Got it.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: So the beer with the tomato and the.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: The michelada. Was it michelada?
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 5: Michelada. Michelada.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 4: And we used to go to the michelada festival.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: Rumble, yeah.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. We'll start with you, Greg Gorey. What'd
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: you write?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: I put something that I know... Almost everybody mispronounces. Tijuana.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: Tijuana.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: People say Tijuana. Yeah, that's a good one.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: Just say TJ.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can do that. That works.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: Just say TJ.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: TJ. That works.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: All right, Gina Grad.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 14: I've heard people say this. I am from Kansas. It's
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 14: very disappointing and embarrassing.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 8: A quesadilla.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: You've actually heard people say that, like, for real?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've heard it as a joke.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 8: Quesadilla, I've heard it ordered at restaurants many times.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: I believe that in Kansas. Yeah, I know a lot
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: of unfunny white people that try to say it.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 4: All right, Sammy, what'd you put?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 10: Okay, I put, because I have heard this pronounced to patio.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 8: Which is Tapatio.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: Tapatio.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 13: Tapatio.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 4: I've never heard that.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: All right. Menace. Carnitas.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: Carnita.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: As opposed to what? Carnitas.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: We always love how Menace spells. Now, I'll tell you,
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: my spelling is terrible on this one. But how do
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: you write Carnitas?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: Cart-neet-ass. Carnet-ass. Yeah.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: Carnet-ass.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: Carnitas. All right.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: So Chihuahua.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: Chihuahua.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: Because I hear that, you know, because.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: So say it. Say it how you would say it.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 5: Chihuahua.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see, there's more like a, I don't know, like a,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: it's not, people go, it's not.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Wawa. A chihuahua.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a chihuahua. A chihuahua.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like a.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: But the I sounds like E, chihuahua.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, there's more like a, there's more like an
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: emphasis on the.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: Is that what you wrote down, Wood?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I wrote down.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, you spelled it out? Oh, wait.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it's. There's no way that's right.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 5: You got it very close.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: I did?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: It looks completely wrong to me.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 5: In real life, it's C-H-I-H-U-A-H-U-A.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: I would have put a W somewhere, bro.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: But you were super close.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: Dude, I thought this was butchered for sure.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 8: Or anything that starts with an H, like paramano.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: That's a good one. Yeah.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: All right, Jeff G. I kept it really simple.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: Gracias. Gracias. Gracias.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 5: Gracias, amigo.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: Gracias. Yeah.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: All right, Alfred Robles.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: Chilaquiles.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: Oh! Chilaquiles.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: Chilaquiles. Chilaquiles. Yes, I heard chilaquiles.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 5: Chilaquiles.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: They butcher everything, bro.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: That is my favorite. Oh, so good.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 8: Breakfast nachos.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: What's wrong with that? So good.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 4: Questions that normally are for T.O. Tim, it's for T.O.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Alfred today. Question number two, Jeff G.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 15: All right, Alfred, who has the most power in a
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 15: Latino family? Is it dad, mom, or abuela?
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: That's grandma. Who has the most power in a Latino family? Dad, mom,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 3: or abuela? Can I ask a question for clarity?
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 4: Is everybody there? Is it like a family function?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just say everyone lives together. Yeah, the power ranking.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: Who's running the show?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Okay. Are we going to power rank them or just
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: give them the one answer? I mean, it's up to
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: you guys. Who has the most power? Who has the
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: most power?
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: Most power?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: Who runs the show in that household?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: They're all there at the same time.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: Okay. All right, I got it.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 8: Ooh, this is tough.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: Whose house are they living at?
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: No more questions. Let's say the sun. Let's say the sun. Yeah.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: Let's say the sun.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: Menace, we'll start with you.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 6: I'm going with mom... Grandma, then dad.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 8: The mom.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have said the same. I didn't do
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: the whole power ranking. I just put mom. Mom would
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: have the most power.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I second that with mom.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 14: See, I thought it's all about the matriarch and the
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 14: oldest is best.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 8: I put abuela.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the power, though.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 8: Especially if it's dad's mom. But I think there's some other-
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 8: Calling shots.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 4: But I think decisions get made by mom.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: Right. Yeah.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: There's ultimate respect for grandma. But I think dad's more
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: than just the disciplinarian.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: Like the mom will because the mom will make the
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: rules and she will decide that you're in trouble. But
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: the muscle is dad.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 8: But I thought grandma was like the one that gives
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 8: the mob nod. You know, they can get it done.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, you want approval.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 4: Greg, what'd you put?
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: I had mom. Mom. OK, that's right.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 8: I'm with Gina Abuela all day.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: I have abuela too, and here's my reason why, right?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: It's because if it's her son's house, that's two versus one.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: So that's the way I looked at it.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 15: It's the grandma and the son, and then the mom
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 15: is outnumbered.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: So that's why I would say abuela. I didn't think
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: Alfred Robles.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: I picked mom.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 4: Mom.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: For the reason being is that we don't have a dad.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: And the grandma is always in the motherland.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: So it's always mom.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: Fair enough, fair enough. Always mom. That's right. That's facts.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: All right. Can't argue with that.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: Let's assume everybody was in the same house.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: Mom still. Still mom? Hell yeah. Okay. All right. The
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: dad can't say anything in a Mexican household.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 3: The dad has a lot of secrets. Mom doesn't want
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: to expose the dad, so it's always the mom. The
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: dad's going to be like, oh, no, you tell him.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: Jeff had mentioned something to me, because your dad really
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: wasn't around, right?
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: No, my dad wasn't around.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 4: But you ran into him later in life? Yes.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 5: Is that weird?
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: It was uncomfortable as hell.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: Where was it? It was a gas station. A gas station? What?
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: This is a funny story, man. I used to have
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: the shirt that I used to love. It was kind
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: of like that salmon color. I used to wear it
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: all the time. It was my dress-up shirt. And I
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 3: went to the gas station and my dad was wearing
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: the same color shirt.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: How long had it been since you had seen him?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: Since I'd seen him, maybe like 11 years or something.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 8: Did you recognize him right away?
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: I did. I recognized him right away. So now I
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: knew we have the same taste. And now I had
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: to help him because he was having problems with the
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: ATM machine inside the gas station.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 4: So then what happened? So you see him there.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: I helped him out.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: You helped him out.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: And then what?
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 4: What happened after that?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: I said, all right, later, bro. And I just left.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: That was it? That was it. I didn't want to know. Really?
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 8: He wasn't like, by the way, I'm sorry, mijo.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: No, no, nothing. Nothing. He saw me. I saw him.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: He called me over and he said, can you help me?
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: Like how long ago was this?
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: This was like in 2016. Okay.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 4: So, I mean, you were already doing the comedy thing.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was already doing the comedy.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: Did he know who you were? Yeah, I was his son. No,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: I know. I'm saying, like, I don't know.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: Like, we say he wasn't around. I'm saying, like, I
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: don't know, like, how much he knew about your life.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: Did he know you were out there doing comedy?
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know how much he knew, but he knew.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 4: I know he knows.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't have amnesia.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: And it was weird, bro. I was like, it was
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: too much for me. I'm like, I just got to go, man. Yeah.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, the shirt wasn't too much. Oh, it was.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, we like the same thing. That's so trippy.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: That is weird how that happens, man.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 5: Adagastish.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 4: When I say my dad wasn't around, we lived in
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: two different places. So I saw him once a year
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: for like three weeks every summer. Every summer break from school.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 4: Now as an adult, that was my entire from three
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 4: years old until I graduated high school. It's really weird
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: how similar my dad.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: And I are.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: From not growing up in the same house, it's really weird.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 4: Whether it's like sense of humor, the way that we speak,
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: all these different things. You would think like, you know,
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: being around somebody, you'd get that. You'd end up with
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: the same salmon color shirt.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: The saddest thing my dad ever told me, bro, is
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: that he said he never had friends. He started working
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: when he was nine. So he said, I wish I
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: had friends.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: What do you do?
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: Well, he passed away, but he used to like, he
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: had his own tire shop. So he worked with tires
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: his whole life. So since he was nine, his parents
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: put him, put him to work. Yeah. So he never
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: went to school, bro.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, damn.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: All of his friends were like older men.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: And he told me, he broke down and he said, yeah,
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: they were coworkers. He goes, I wish I had friends.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: Wasn't there beef over that tire shop though? Yeah, bro.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: He promised it to my, to my brother, my older brother.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: And my brother worked at them his whole life since
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: high school, man. My brother was going to, going to
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: work in the morning and then going to school right after. And, uh,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: My dad sold it. He promised it to my brother
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: and he sold it. And the funniest thing my brother's
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: ever done, because one of my brothers, he's not funny whatsoever.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 6: I text him, hey, your dad died.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: And he just gave me thumbs up. Oh, wow.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, hey, let me ask you that question.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: So we've talked about this forever, right?
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: And you're like, hey man, your dad died. You have
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 4: the same dad. That's something that goes on.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: My mom, my dad.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: You'll be talking to your sibling and you'll say, my mom.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: And they'll say, oh, my dad. You guys have the
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 4: same parents. What is that about?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. It's always your mom, your dad,
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 3: your aunt, your grandma. But it's never your girlfriend. It's
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: always my girlfriend.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 4: It's not our dad our mom no it's always your
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: but you don't know why there's not like some kind
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 4: of like weird like not competition but like some kind
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 4: of I don't know like dynamic at least that's what
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: we've been told I've not got a real straight answer
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: on that.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 15: For me it's sarcasm because when there's something wrong it's
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 15: like that's your dad you know what I mean it's
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 15: your mom so.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: Why people don't do this?
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 8: No, they do it with kids. Like, guess what? Your
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 8: son did. That's different.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: I had a theory that I thought was kind of good.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: I think Jeff agreed. The literal translation of, like, my mom, like,
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: me mama, you're just translating it to English and saying
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 5: my mom.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: But you wouldn't say mi mamá, you'd say tu papá.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 3: Oh no, tu papá is your dad.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 5: That's my theory.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, that makes sense.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 6: Woody, I thought you were going into, is the thumb
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 6: aggressive in text?
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: Especially for that, yes. In that context, yes. And he
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: never wrote anything after that.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: Talk about sensitive-ass people, Mal. You know, the thumbs-up emoji
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: is aggressive?
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 8: Passive aggressive nah dude 100%.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: Nah that just means alright cool Woody's the only one
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 4: that doesn't believe it I.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Don't believe it either I don't either no but for
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: that it was kind of weird but for that.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah you know what it's all in context if somebody
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: said hey.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: Man we still good for 5 o'clock can you give
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: a thumbs up.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 5: Back that means yeah.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 4: There's nothing aggressive about that I would part that hey
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 4: man your dad just died thumbs up that's aggressive there
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: you go cool you know what I'm saying alright Alfred
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 4: Robes is here He's fully filling in for DJ Tim
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: Martinez today, not only on the T.O. Tim questions, which,
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: by the way, if you have a question for a
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 4: future round, I know you guys got questions. You can
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: send them over on the text over to 22987 or
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 4: send it on the email, email at thewoodyshow.com. But we're
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: going to take the break. It's Throwback Thursday. We'll go
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: up in the club. And you've been briefed on that,
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: so you get to pick a song that we'll go
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: up in the club with.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: That will be next.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: Alfred Robles is here. Woody. Woody.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: Alfred Robles is here.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 4: LOL live on Hulu, which is out tomorrow officially at
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 4: Alfred Robles on social media and then alfredrobles.com. Keep an
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: eye on the website. You said you got a show
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: coming up. We don't have the date exactly yet.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: At the beginning of the year, it's going to be
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: at the Orpheum Theater.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: This is going to be my biggest show in LA ever, man.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, hey, I also heard that you're a fan of
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: Cartnarks on social media.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 4: You know the guy that goes around and tells people
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 4: to put their carts back at the corral when they don't. Well,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 4: I would like you to meet Agent Sebastian of the Cartnarks.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, bro!
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 1: Yes!
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: It's him right there. Skeetily weep, weep, whoop, whoop.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're like manager or whoever hit up the person
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 8: I used to make contact with you folks and said
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 8: that you might be interested in coming out.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: No, I'm in, bro. I'm in, dog. All right.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 4: You want to do some cartnarking?
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. A special agent of the cartnarks?
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 8: I would like to use your special talents and abilities.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 8: So if this is okay, when calendars work out, if
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 8: you and I could head out to East L.A. and
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 8: hit some of the shopping centers up there, so maybe
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 8: if there's any kind of cultural or language barrier.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: You can smooth things out.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 8: Because I've got it down, because I've gotten it where
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 8: I know no English, and I just go,¿ Por qué
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 8: es el carrito aquí y no allí?
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 3: And I can say that, but then when it comes
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: back at me, I'm.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: Like, you don't know what the answer is. I don't know.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, there'll be Cartnarks and Cartnarkos. Los Cartnarkos de Cartos.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 5: That would be awesome.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I heard you were a fan of Cartnarks.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: We wanted to surprise you with that.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: I kept looking at him.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: I'm like, is that this guy right here?
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 8: Some say that Greg didn't want Cartnarks to even begin.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: Is that the truth? Not that I came up with
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 5: the idea completely.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 3: But then I saw you take it to other states now. Oh, yeah.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: He goes everywhere.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: International.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 4: Different countries.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, I was in Ibiza with it. Oh, nice.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, which also was a problem. But yeah, it'd be
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 8: nice to have you as a local Sherpa.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: I'll be in, bro. All right. Yeah, we'll work it out.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 5: That would be a blast.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Seamass is a producer here on the show.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: Dude, I'm excited, bro.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: And I found out you were a part of it.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, we'll surprise Alfred with... with an
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 4: Agent Sebastian sighting.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Deputy Alfred.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 4: It's so funny, man. Like, we had that, there was
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: that pastor that we were talking about.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: That- Oh, Oz, yeah.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that, well, yeah, he's a questionable character.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we thought we liked him.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: But he does like Cartnarks.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 4: But it's just interesting, like, Cartnarks is being brought up in, like,
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: church sermons and stuff. So many places.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: It's so weird.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 4: And, yeah, the Dr.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: Phil episode about Cartnarks. The principles are out there.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 3: Didn't you call, like, an ex-Rams player one time? He was, like, a- Oh, yeah.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 8: That was a guy who claimed he was a former
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 8: football player for the Rams. And the follow-up was that
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 8: he worked in the ticketing staff in like 1982.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: But you know, because he said, I'll beat your ass.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: I'm a former NFL player. I play for the Rams.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 8: You know, that's like, he's been using that for decades.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 8: So like get dates and get, get bar tabs and stuff.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 8: So like, You just don't make that up off the
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 8: top of your head when you run into the cart knocks.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 4: It's like the guy that just got busted pretending to
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: be a 49ers player.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 8: So this guy, he had probably some Rams knowledge and
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 8: he knew that people can't look him up and blah, blah, blah.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 4: Was he wearing a Rams helmet?
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: Like the 49ers guy? On Tinder.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: Bringing it everywhere. Running around.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 4: All right, Alfred Robles is here. He's fully filling in
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 4: for Tim Martinez today, DJ T-Mar, who normally gets to
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 4: pick what song we go up in the club with
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 4: here on a throwback Thursday. I mean, the world is
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 4: his oyster. He gets to pick anything that he wanted.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: One of the first songs he threw out was Flow
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 4: Rider Low, which we just did. We did, very recently.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 4: So you guys are already, I can tell, you and
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: Tim are already on the same wavelength, man. You guys
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 4: are vibing. So we got to go with Plan B.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 4: Plan B, up in the club is what?
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 3: Raw bass. Yeah. It takes two, baby. All right, here
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: we go. The Woody Show. Throwback Thursday.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: Up in the club.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 7: Hit it.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: All right, up in the club.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 4: Rob Bates, DJ EZ Rock.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 3: It Takes Two.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 4: Man, I want to say, was it 89?
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 7: 88?
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 3: It was 1988?
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 4: All right, because I'm a dude. Middle school dance. I
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: remember the middle school dance. It was like that and Technotronic,
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 4: Pump Up the Jam.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 4: It was all kind of the same. So why that song?
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: Well, that was the first song I ever danced to. Really?
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 3: It was a dance at school. I think it was
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 3: seventh grade or eighth grade.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: Were you doing the Running Man?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what I was doing.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 4: Elbows up.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 3: Getting my freak on, dancing. And ever since then, That's
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: my song, bro.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 4: Dude, it's a great song. That's an indisputable jam. Everybody
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: loves that song.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: And it just passed away, bro. It did. Oh, yeah.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: What's it?
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: It Takes Two and then Joy and Pain.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 3: Joy and Pain. alfred robles everybody dude.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much oh thank you guys you went
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: above and beyond what's that you went above and beyond
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: oh bro you did you did because uh you know
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 4: you came in here for your appearance and you know
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: you're trying to get the word out about the hulu
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 4: special called lol live on hulu out tomorrow at alfred
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 4: robles on social media you came in to obviously you
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: know uh let people know that this is out there
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: but you stuck around And you did T.O.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 5: Tim.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 4: You did some heavy lifting today.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we asked a lot of you.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: Thank you guys, man. It went by fast, so that's
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: always good.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: Dude, thank you again for coming in. We appreciate it.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: It's nice to have you in. First Timers Club. Alfred Brodweiss, everybody.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 4: It's the Woody Show. Cops in Georgia, they're on the lookout.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 4: This family says that somebody trespassed onto their property, used
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 4: their pool without permission. The security video from the house
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  Speaker 4: shows this guy going in the backyard, taking a dip
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  Speaker 4: in the pool, and then moving to the hot tub. Eventually,
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  Speaker 4: he gets fixated on this rubber duck that he found.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Was this guy special? That the guy was then, quote,
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  Speaker 4: intensely interacting with... With the duck for over 10 minutes.
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  Speaker 4: So he's banging this thing. Hard to resist. After he
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  Speaker 4: finished with that, the guy stole a bunch of towels
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  Speaker 4: and then took off on his bike. That's when you
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  Speaker 4: know someone's off no good.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the towels.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Taking off on a bike.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. After banging a rubber ducky. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They're on the lookout for this guy, but so far,
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  Speaker 4: no leads.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody better cotton swab the duck.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Time for a new one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, get the rape kit out and check that duck.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, people are weird, man.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And those are the people that should go to the island.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That we want to build. Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that already exists. That's just not being put to use.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, not being put to good use.
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  Speaker 4: CBass, I meant to ask you, what's your take on
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 4: the whole Sidney Sweeney controversy.
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  Speaker 3: I think your girl isn't this like the 15th controversy
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  Speaker 3: with her this.
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  Speaker 4: One seems to have a little bit more momentum yeah
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  Speaker 4: Jeff I.
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  Speaker 8: Don't know that good jeans one was pretty bad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we were talking about it's like man this one
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  Speaker 4: like there's plenty of things that people give her crap
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  Speaker 4: for but.
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  Speaker 6: It's just weird that she does ads and then people
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  Speaker 6: comment about.
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  Speaker 3: It what are they giving her crap for looking hot
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  Speaker 3: and advertising products.
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  Speaker 8: And also she's not saying anything about women's sports.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It's being marketed to dudes who gamble.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's degenerate gamblers.
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  Speaker 4: For some reason, we're talking about a creep like banging
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: a rubber duck in someone's backyard. And then it immediately
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: made me think of Seabass and Sydney Sweetening.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 8: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a weird association going on in my brain.
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  Speaker 8: It totally makes logical sense. It's a comedy instinct you
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 8: should be following.
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  Speaker 3: Totally. And I think you're really killing it. I think
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  Speaker 3: that's the test really high in the market out there.
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  Speaker 4: Have you been working with Menace on the deflection?
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty good.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: The way that Seabass talks about Sidney Sweeney just seems
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 4: to have this infatuation with her.
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  Speaker 8: Infatuation with the hottest girl on the planet, yes.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: Hottest girl in the planet?
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  Speaker 6: Is she not the it girl slash the Marilyn Monroe?
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  Speaker 6: You're taking out of context. You're thinking that he's talking
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 6: about looks. He's just talking about the most discussed woman. Literally,
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 6: she's what Megan Fox was 10, 12 years ago. That's
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 6: her position in society.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 8: You don't mean hot like you find her the most attractive.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 8: You mean the most talked about cute girl.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. She's what Cindy Crawford was in the 80s. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: There's always one of these women out there and she's it.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Menace's girl is single again.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 5: Lori Loughlin. Oh, yeah.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: She in the building.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 4: Well, because my wife is convinced that that dude's been gay.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 4: Forever. Oh, I see that.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: Just because he's the clothing designer?
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 4: Wow, there's so many excuses.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 5: Being thrown at me. Wow, that is a vague generalization.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: It's just a question.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 10: Right, they're divorced because he's gay, not because she went
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 10: to jail for fraud that he had nothing to do with.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix dodging all
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 4: these examples.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 8: Backward slow motion. It sounds like reasonable explanations to me.
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  Speaker 3: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 5: You got it, Wood.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 3: And that's going to do it for this Throwback Thursday. Sweet.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 3: Full show podcast.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 4: Go get it. Go to thewoodyshow.com or find it wherever
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  Speaker 4: you get your favorite podcasts. Thanks again to Alfred Robles
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 4: for being here today.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 3: Stepping in for T.O. Tim.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 4: Love the hat.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 1:56:29
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• 1:56:33
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• 1:56:37
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• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 4: So dudes with cats.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 13: Love it.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: You got one of those, Sammy. Dudes with cats.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 8: I do, yeah.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 5: My God. That's your man.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 4: Anyway, thank you to Alfred Robles. We're back tomorrow, and
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 4: tomorrow is Friday.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 3: Friday morning here on The Woody Show.
• 1:56:56
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• 1:56:58
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• 1:57:00
  Speaker 3: It is happening tomorrow, Friday, here on The Woody Show.
• 1:57:04
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• 1:57:09
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• 1:57:11
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• 1:57:15
  Speaker 4: Greg Gorey.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 3: Dazzle us with some parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's nothing worse than finally getting caught up on laundry,
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 5: and then you see your family walking around, you know,
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 5: wearing clothes.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, where's those potato sacks I got you?
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. All right.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 5: You got it, Wood.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 4: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 4: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 4: can suck it, and we'll catch you back here on Friday.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 3: Have a great day.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: SMD double M. I quit this bitch.