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WHY DON'T WOMEN WANT MEN ? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to say everybody need Everyone's either Team four
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  Speaker 2: Thing or Team ACTI. Why can't just be team fucking
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  Speaker 2: sexy men.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on that team.
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  Speaker 2: Relatables podcast is supposed by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner and Crumb like aka mummy and Audi
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  Speaker 2: is Mummy because he is the one you go to
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  Speaker 2: when you're having troubles with not liking men.
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  Speaker 1: Not liking men like that. And Jake is Daddy because
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  Speaker 1: he's just dad.
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  Speaker 2: He gives dad vibes. Dad. Daddy's so sexualized. Now imagine
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  Speaker 2: imagine if you we couldn't say dad anymore? Yeah, true Dad,
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  Speaker 2: imagine happened? Imagine having sex and she's like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Dad, what do you go like? Irish? Or Dad?
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  Speaker 2: Dad?
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  Speaker 1: What do you daddy? Daddy? Comet like the E makes
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  Speaker 1: it sexy? Do you want to be called?
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  Speaker 3: Obviously doesn't matter at the start, but daddy, Dad, Grandpa?
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  Speaker 3: Or do you have a different one for a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people don't like being called like grandpa and grandma.
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  Speaker 1: I want daddy? Why are you laughing? I want my
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  Speaker 1: kid to call me daddy. You smile in a sexual way, smile.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you just smiled too much? I didn't smile. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just happy to be.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I want daddy, and then I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: transform into dad.
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  Speaker 1: There is an age where Daddy.
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  Speaker 2: Becomes all right, let's get a bit, let's grow off
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  Speaker 2: a bit, and then I want to be Grandpa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so do I.
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  Speaker 2: I also want my kids to call my parents and
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  Speaker 2: best parents grandpa and grandma. I don't want them to
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  Speaker 2: be different. I grew up, I grew up calling everyone
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  Speaker 2: the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I was too. I didn't know one of my past
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  Speaker 1: but still yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And because like, how often are they going to be
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  Speaker 2: in the same room the grandparents?
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  Speaker 1: Never?
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  Speaker 2: So what are you going to do like your grandpa?
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  Speaker 2: And two people going to answer no? And if it happens,
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  Speaker 2: it's never ever going to happen, you know. I used
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  Speaker 2: to just say it would just be like because I
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  Speaker 2: had like a Grandpa Jerry, and then a grand Jerry Gail,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah Jerry, and Grandma Gail, like grandma and grandpa.
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  Speaker 1: And then.
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  Speaker 2: When I moved here, my stepmom's parents, my younger brother
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  Speaker 2: and sister call them nanny and pa. Yeah, so I
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  Speaker 2: call them nanny and pa just from like I think
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  Speaker 2: I started off as a joke. Their names are Jenny
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  Speaker 2: and Kenny, Jenny and can hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: I love old people names. Mine was Grandma Pat Pat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Grandma's name is Teresa, Teresa.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. The fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like they've got to They were more proper
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  Speaker 3: back then. I had more emphasis on the names, but
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  Speaker 3: we got really simple.
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  Speaker 2: But how would you feel if have you got a
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  Speaker 2: name that you're like being called during sex?
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  Speaker 1: Sex? No? No, not really. Have you been on the
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  Speaker 1: receiving end of daddy yet?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it. I feel like I would laugh. Really,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it would turn me on. Nah, you've
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  Speaker 3: gotta fucking lean in.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I don't reckon an. I don't know. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I don't give the demeanor of a daddy fair
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  Speaker 1: Yeah okay, I felt that's a dig at myself, but
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I just couldn't take it. Seriously. Well,
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  Speaker 1: do you want your kids to call you daddy?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: Not really like they can at the start because it's
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  Speaker 3: cute and shit, but I like dad way better.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, what age do you want them to start
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  Speaker 2: calling your dad?
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  Speaker 1: Just like, I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to be like, all right, now you're
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  Speaker 3: fucking five, it's dad just whenever it happens, but I
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  Speaker 3: prefer the name dad.
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  Speaker 2: It's gotta get we I was gonna say, there's got
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  Speaker 2: to be an age where when your kid says daddy,
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  Speaker 2: it goes from the one time like he says Daddy
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  Speaker 2: wants and it feels normal, and for some reason, next
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  Speaker 2: time he says that, it just feels weird.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be and even with your daughter. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, it's the stupidest like thing that that's become
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  Speaker 1: a sexual thing and why did that get second? That issues? Maybe? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Fucking it's very weird. But Jake, today
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  Speaker 1: we're bringing back.
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  Speaker 3: An old segment. We did it a few times? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think we did it. Did we do it twice
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  Speaker 3: or three times? To this particular person, we've done it
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  Speaker 3: at least twice and we had to stop because he
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  Speaker 3: was catching on. But we've left it long enough that
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  Speaker 3: we can do it again. But we forgot about it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jake randomly remembered the other day. I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good idea, let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: So what we want to do is call our good
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  Speaker 3: friend Harry, mister Blues and Greens. We've dropped two much
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  Speaker 3: drops with him. Yeah, And what we do is we
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  Speaker 3: pretend to call him just normally and we have to
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  Speaker 3: come up with a random word now. And I think,
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  Speaker 3: are you going to call him?
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  Speaker 1: Jake? Ah?
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  Speaker 3: I guess, And we have to try, well, Jake has
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  Speaker 3: to try and make him say this random.
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  Speaker 1: Word in naturally in conversation.
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  Speaker 3: And what we're gonna have to do is because we've
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  Speaker 3: done it twice before, and if I'm in the conversation
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  Speaker 3: or we're using this professional recording equipment, he's gonna clock on.
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  Speaker 3: So Jake's gonna have to do the old fashioned star
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  Speaker 3: we see some people into the mic and talk to him,
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  Speaker 3: which is still good, and try and make him say
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  Speaker 3: the word.
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  Speaker 1: What what are we doing? I don't know?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck hello? What about? What about to get a random
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  Speaker 1: word generator? What about? No? I reckon New Year's That
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  Speaker 1: should be pretty easy. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing is what I want is out of this.
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  Speaker 2: I want all I want to do is for him
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  Speaker 2: to say it, and I want it to be easy
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  Speaker 2: because when he says it, that's when we.
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  Speaker 1: Go gotcha, and he's gonna be like, fuck you guys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: New Year's and then why are you calling him too?
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  Speaker 1: So it's not sus. Just see how he's going. Do
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  Speaker 1: you want me to do that?
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  Speaker 2: Na?
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I got fair. I have before though, okay, good?
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  Speaker 1: How once or twice before? Yeah, we've got New Year's.
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  Speaker 2: That's not trying to get him to say, damn it, bro,
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  Speaker 2: This is this type of shit stresses me out, like
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  Speaker 2: I need to do it. Pooh mister Craig, Hello, how's
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  Speaker 2: it going?
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  Speaker 1: How are you good? What are you up to?
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  Speaker 4: Im? Just got a couple of the boys my enjoy
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  Speaker 4: working from the office day and as she just got
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  Speaker 4: back to my apartment, just fucking planning some stuff, sat
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  Speaker 4: on my desk looking at and the first bit of
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  Speaker 4: sun Melbourne's had for ever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she's been shitty out of it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Literally, it's like probably like THEEOP always talk about Melbourne
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  Speaker 4: bad weather. Then I can't just though it yeah whatever,
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  Speaker 4: but it's like probably like fucking like hoodie weather up
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  Speaker 4: until today.
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  Speaker 1: What we had like a forty degree day the other day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, personally like that as well, but I've literally went
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  Speaker 4: a hoodie every day.
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  Speaker 2: Gee, I'm wearing hoodie right now. It's actually really cold
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  Speaker 2: here right now in Sydney Centers. Bushfar was on the
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  Speaker 2: Central coast, so there was it's actually raining heaps today,
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  Speaker 2: so hopefully they all get like sordied. But yeah, no
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  Speaker 2: like full houses burnt down.
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  Speaker 1: And ship everything was good with you guys. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're chilling.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's kind of it's in the out of
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  Speaker 2: outer regions of the Sunny Coast. I was just going
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  Speaker 2: to see, like how you're going and stuff. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know you had people working up in the office now,
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, I got a few.
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  Speaker 4: Boys who's just like they just come. They prefer to
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  Speaker 4: work here. So it's come and like hang out and
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  Speaker 4: lit a bit of work. And because I got a
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  Speaker 4: hella like home office space. Yeah it's good, like in
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  Speaker 4: New common areas.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, that's good. Are you taking time off
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  Speaker 1: over like Chrissy and that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go per Yeah, probably like next week.
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  Speaker 1: How long are you going for?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe like a week or two.
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  Speaker 2: Christian New yea, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Hey we got your man, we got your girst. We
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  Speaker 1: left it long enough. Did you suspect anything? Not a legit,
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  Speaker 1: not at all.
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  Speaker 4: I also just thinking, like you're doing all the question
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  Speaker 4: asking it was my time, like, actually, how you're going
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  Speaker 4: enough about me?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, no, that was really good. Jack did really
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  Speaker 1: well to be fair.
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  Speaker 2: If it means anything, If it means anything, I've been
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  Speaker 2: meaning to call you last couple of days. And then
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  Speaker 2: we remember the other day I said, I said to Audio.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I think thinking about calling you
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  Speaker 2: made me remember the times we like did the thing
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  Speaker 2: where we.
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  Speaker 1: Try and get you to say a word.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, the funniest sposon to do it
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  Speaker 2: to is Harry and it's been like a year.
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  Speaker 4: It's my favorite thing as well. I haven't been listened
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  Speaker 4: to much podcast. I would listen to a couple like
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  Speaker 4: over the last few weeks and I was literally was
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  Speaker 4: thinking like fuck you boys, And to bring it back.
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  Speaker 1: Up, Oh well the word was new Year. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: got you. That's pretty easy. Yeah, that's what he says.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to the episode that comes out on the twenty ninth,
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  Speaker 2: and you'll see why we said chose new Year.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, I'll call I'll call you later and actually talk
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  Speaker 1: to you, and I won't be a dog. I love you.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even expected that. I like it because he's
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  Speaker 1: like disappointed with himself he got done.
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  Speaker 4: It was also like I can't just say, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I was kind of I kind of like put my
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: just push my laptop back, and I was like no,
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Hell no, genuinely, how busy are you later? I will
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  Speaker 1: call you on my drive.
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  Speaker 4: Just got me whatever in day, Like I'm just if
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  Speaker 4: I'm doing something, I just pick up and stop doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm important, all right? Doing your ship? I doubt it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my head hurt.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even like that must be the shiittest thing
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  Speaker 2: to listen to. I reckon because I think it's so
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  Speaker 2: fun to do that. It's good, it would be I
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  Speaker 2: wish we I tell you what we probably it's been
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  Speaker 2: so long we probably could have connected and called him
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  Speaker 2: on that to be fair.
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  Speaker 1: Now you pick up. I reckon because like, it sounds
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  Speaker 1: so crisp.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds amazing when you're talking on these mics on
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  Speaker 2: the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I started to feel bad because he was like asking
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  Speaker 1: if we were all rutting ship. As soon as I
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  Speaker 1: thought I was taking too long as well, I was like, fuck, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is turning into a genuine phone call. But I have
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  Speaker 2: been thinking about calling him, and that's.
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  Speaker 3: Why I thought the other day when we did that
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  Speaker 3: mission success, But I guess I think we should bring
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  Speaker 3: it back.
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  Speaker 1: We just got to get some new friends who we
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  Speaker 1: can call. We don't have any friends.
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  Speaker 2: Well, remember we did it a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: Where we did it to the baddies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and if we got them, Yeah, let's do that
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  Speaker 3: at the end with the Battie sign off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we could do random like I suppose with
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: the baddy sign off. Keep the Baddy sign off right,
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  Speaker 2: try and make him say when then, like every now
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  Speaker 2: and then. Yeah, so you never know if it's gonnap.
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  Speaker 1: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Badi's up Next is ig question of the week, and
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  Speaker 3: I think this one is a really interesting conversation slash
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  Speaker 3: just like, I don't know, super insightful and depictive of
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  Speaker 3: how women are feeling right now in the dating game. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so the question is why don't women want men anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I got a couple.
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  Speaker 2: Good answers, but I got a couple of funny ones.
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  Speaker 2: I think I want to do funny ones first, So.
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  Speaker 1: Did I all right? You go first? Then my first
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  Speaker 1: one's kind of deep, why don't women want men anymore? Vibrators?
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  Speaker 1: When did vibrators get invented? I think they've been around
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  Speaker 1: for a while. Out of curiosity, what did what did it? Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I've never thought about it. What did start off? As?
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  Speaker 2: I want to ask the person who invented the vibrator
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  Speaker 2: what made you invent the vibrator?
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  Speaker 1: Men?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know like men, but like, did you think
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  Speaker 2: I just want to do it myself? And then what
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  Speaker 2: did you kind of think vibration?
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  Speaker 1: Setting on this my goal? Right?
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  Speaker 3: They probably started with something else, like a something that vibrates,
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  Speaker 3: like a little missage.
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  Speaker 1: An electric toothbrush came out first. Probably, yeah, we could
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  Speaker 1: do some research on this or do you reckon it?
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  Speaker 3: Used to be like they're really you know how when
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  Speaker 3: you were a kid used to have one of those
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  Speaker 3: wind up nursery rhyn things, And then it was like,
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  Speaker 3: did you just have like a wind up vibe better
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  Speaker 3: than a vibrated What.
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  Speaker 1: The fuck I was?
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  Speaker 2: I was actually just thinking vibration as a method of stimulation.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably been around for quite a while because in
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  Speaker 2: the show Madmen, there's a scene where because for a
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  Speaker 2: few there's a few, there's a while there where like
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  Speaker 2: the main character won't him and his wife aren't having sex,
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  Speaker 2: and she's getting horny and she's doing laundry. One day,
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: she's at home with the kids, chilling, doing laundry, and
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  Speaker 2: then she's like daydreaming about something and she leans up
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  Speaker 2: against the dryer as it's like in a spin cycle,
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  Speaker 2: and she's using one of them, and it's like slightly vibrating,
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  Speaker 2: and she like she's getting pleasure from it. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: thinking it must have just been randomly from that, Like,
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  Speaker 2: obviously vibration works.
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  Speaker 1: Do women get travelers travelers?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the term for when you've been driving for
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  Speaker 3: a long time. Do you ever just get a random bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just get a random boner because of the vibrations
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  Speaker 3: of the car and you've just been sitting there for
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  Speaker 3: so long.
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  Speaker 1: Why I get a boner? Yeah? What do you think?
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  Speaker 1: You were just getting that horny thought? I just thought,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just getting hard, just getting hard at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Two girls get that too. It's a good question. I
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: remember when we were.
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  Speaker 3: Camping and going up the East coast of Australia, because
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  Speaker 3: we were together all the time, I wasn't wanking that much,
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  Speaker 3: and I remember one time I.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Was like fucking rocker in the car. Well, I mean like,
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  Speaker 1: actually not even semi. I was like fucking horny, But.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I got to pull over and sort this ship out. Yeah, legit, John,
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  Speaker 2: Do you all my funny ones first? Or do you
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  Speaker 2: have some to No, they're a couple of fun you donny.
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  Speaker 2: I speak the funny ones first.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't women want men anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Because Rebecca Yarras has set the standard so high?
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  Speaker 1: Valid broke.
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  Speaker 2: I have one that says, because I started reading books. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they started reading books and they thought this is what
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  Speaker 2: they could be.
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  Speaker 1: We're getting to see a little bit of Rebecca Yarras,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: I will say Rebecca Yarras has a very She's got
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  Speaker 2: a good pen game when it comes to explaining what
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: a man's body looks like with the shirt off.
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  Speaker 1: Good pen game. I like that pen game.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say, where about twenty five chapters in she's only
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  Speaker 3: blue balls me so far?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah and Violet?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, for that matter, Yeah, it's also blue balls violent.
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  Speaker 1: I was disappointed, but then I was also like.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, I gotta keep reading my image of I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we'll talk about a book, but my image of Violet.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason, they always say at the start of
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  Speaker 2: these books, like so scrawny doesn't eat enough, broken bones
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  Speaker 2: all the time, Skinny I was sick when I was
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  Speaker 2: a kid.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she's attractive.
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  Speaker 2: When you explain it like that, I'm sorry, Yeah, neither,
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  Speaker 2: Like is she supposed to be like sexy as fuck
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  Speaker 2: or what?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen any aar I've seen some, and I
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  Speaker 2: mean she just yeah, they make it.
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  Speaker 1: The Ai is very attractive to me.
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  Speaker 2: Fair But anyways, why don't women want Why don't women
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  Speaker 2: want men anymore? They do? They just all need to
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  Speaker 2: be humbled. Got fours think in their tens like that,
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  Speaker 2: Got fours think in their tents.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: The ugly dudes really do think they're tens. I'll tell
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: you what love island this year. I'm not one to
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: judge it. Maybe I haven't one to judge. I feel
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: like some of those men Kai, especially is he attractive?
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: He dresses like too Thie was stuck in twenty ten.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kit attractive. That's a good question.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I know he wears like skinny jeans and shit. And
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: then the other guy got voted out, Cooper.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Cooper, the one who like, oh, Cooper's scary looking, but
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: he was.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: He was like dressing like he was going to a
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: bether in twenty sevent eight.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, you're right.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I think Kai dresses like you got to his clothes,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: got all of his clothes for Christmas. If anybody's watching
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Love Island, you.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Know, and they're all thinking they're tens.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just imagine, just like a guy that he
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: looks toxic just by looking at him. All right, why
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: don't women want men anymore? Because men think four players
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: turning the lights off?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, I could be part of it. I'm setting the mood. Yeah,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: sort of. I've ever turned the lights off and it's
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: pitch black like a fuck. Well times I've.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Turned because I have I've got new lamps now, but
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: that's too much of a long story. I didn't have
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: good lamps back a while back, and so in my
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: room we've got a walking wardrobe, and so what I
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: used to do is I'd go, I'd turn the lights off,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: and I'd be like, oh fuck, and I turned just
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: a wardrobe light on.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: That's kind of good, you're like thinking about it. I
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: still want to see said the moon.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I really want to.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I think I might put a little candle next to
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: my bedside can that would be heaps hot and like
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: a turn on. So instead of you doing the lights,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: pre plann a candle like lights it on your bedside
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: table and like yet me set the move and she's thinking,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: you're gonna put the walking rope, then you go.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: It'd be pretty sick. Flame would be pretty sexy.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: So I get up, I turn the lights off and
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: it's pitch black, and.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: I light the lighter in front of my face and
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: I walk over to the bed. Just a rock hard penis.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: You add the light up in your face and then
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: slowly move it down.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: You like what you see?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah? No, So as I'm walking over to the candle
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: that I've put on a bedside table, I've got it
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: up in my head and as I'm walking, I slowly
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: put it down to light the candle.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: But I just like, light up my doodle. Hey, that's
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: sexy in my eyes.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, Why don't women want men anymore? They open their
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: mouths and sound comes out, and then they have a
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: vomit emoji.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I have one too, where it was it was similar
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: because they all seem to lose the ability to maintain
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: a conversation.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if that's come Maybe they're a bit
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: nervous though. No, actually, wait to be fair to reference
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Love Island again. That guy Alex, I think he was
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: a little bit weird.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: He had the deadest chat. Yeah, I think, Yeah, I
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: don't think. I don't know. I was putting it down
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: to like being weird or maybe not that smart. Yeah,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: he had a lot of people in a dead chat. Yeah,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: it's just boring.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well I feel like a lot of people because
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: it's all over social media.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It's just like what are you doing? Yeah?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: When it come up, what did that tongue do? Like,
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: at my point, I always think, at what point do
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: you so?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Do you just get lucky if you find someone that's
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: just happy to send voice messages straight away or have
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: a phone call or some shit straight away.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it comes down to compatibility. Yeah, in
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: a sense of I remember when I used to talk
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: to some girls back in the day.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, this is dead.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like they're playing the game too much, or
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: the men are playing the game too much, the head's
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: not on the right place. So many determinates and then
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: you just align at one point you're like, damn, this
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: is good.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember one time I.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Was I think I actually had like planned a time
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: and a place for a date.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I remember this.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: And called her to organize it or no, not to
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: organize it. I think it was like said, like, do
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: you want to make maybe like a phone call before
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: we meet?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: And I think this was going on about when I
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: said FaceTime first that.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't FaceTime. I remember I didn't face time.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: My just phone called. And I don't know if like
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: what I did was bad or not. I think what
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I did was not waste either our times. To be fair,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I guess in hindsight, I didn't give it a chance.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: But I remember speaking to on the phone in all honestly, like,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I guess it's a nerve wracking thing, but dude, it
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: was just like we just didn't click over the phone
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: at all. So I canceled the date like on that
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: phone call. I didn't cancel it on the phone call.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: I did text her afterwards in cancer straight after, No,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: not straight after. I think it's good not to waste
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: her time. I thought, like, I look, because she said
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I was pretty keen. Probably shouldn't have planned date if
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: you didn't want to go, and I was like, fuck,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: sorry that's.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Said, And.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I remember thinking like I feel bad, but also was
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: there a better way for me to do it? Like
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I planned the date before I spoke to on the phone,
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: so I just did it the wrong order.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: That's what happens with social media, though, Yeah, Like I
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: think there's this sort.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Of connection there and then there's just not.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ok I reckon, it's better to knock go on
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: the date than waste a full eight hours six hours.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: True, Yeah it was a code.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It was an hour and a half drive. Yeah, the
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: day too. Yeah, so probably right? Okay, why don't women
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: want men anymore? The audacity? Yeah, Alan, they got too
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: much audacity.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, hey, audacity is the definition of a four
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: thinking there are ten facts, more like fours acting like
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: they're tens.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: What's a how's another way to put that other than
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: four acting like ten?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: If okay, this is straightly based off looks. If someone's
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: a four and they're acting like a ten. So it's like,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: because someone's at ten, do they get the privilege to
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: act a certain way? So does that mean the four
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: should be acting a different way? Like if someone's a four,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: what way should be the which should they be acting?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: And if someone's a ten, what way should they be acting?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Or should we all just be acting with respect?
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: That one, Jacob, that one, because it could also be
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: argued like fake it till you make it, Like yeah, true, yeah,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: you make it if you're a four, like you've you've
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: drawn the short straw. Yeah, and you're just like, well,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I've got to fucking pretend like I'm a tend.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: To get any girls around it? True?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Sometimes confidence from someone can you.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Always see bringing up beautiful women with ugly men? You
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: rarely see ugly women with beautiful men, do you?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's the same thing as you just said,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: you rarely see.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It's it's I thought about this in the car. What
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: was I even thinking about this?
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: For?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I thought about it on the way here.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about, how.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: What sort of observation is it when we say that
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: sometimes you will see a very attractive woman with an
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: objectively unattractive man, but you pretty much never see an
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: unattractive woman with a very attractive man, Like, what's the
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: observation there is? Is? It's about kind of like the
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: shallowness right, Yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Metamore shallows.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: So girls will look past looks and get into how
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: good of a person that man is, or how funny
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: he is, all the attributes he's got, whereas men can't
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: look past the surface level of she's not as hot
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: as I.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Wanted to be.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's probably is that easy of an answer,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: to be completely honest. I was thinking about it, and
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, what is the It's easy to say
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: because it's true, but it's like, why is that the case?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I also feel, for some reason, I've always thought this
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: really really attractive people like the unicorns, They've got to
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: like miss something else. Wheen, I reckon, that's like brain
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: cells sometimes tense, the tense the tens of the world,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I reckon, get a few anomalies. Yeah, but a lot
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: of the beautiful people you meet you have a conversation
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: makes myself feel better. Fair, I guess, So is this
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: are you saying that? You're either saying one of two
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: things right, that Cassie's missing some brain cells or she's.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Not a unicorner oh here we go?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Or I wasn't even thinking about that. Or can I
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: dig myself out of a hole?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: You can?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I know where you can go yeah, or I know
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: everywhere I go. I no, No, you had it before,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: you said it before. There is some that are I.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Know, whether I know what I'm meant to say, it's
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: still going to make me look bad because I'm going
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: to say I'm a man who takes into consideration.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yes you said earlier, because you know how you said
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: just before.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, my bit of hot take is that
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: someone that's like super attractive the unicorns, so they've got
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: to be missing something often maybe some brain cells or whatever.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: So when I say so, does that mean you're saying
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Cassie's either missing some brain cells or she's not a unicorn?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: You gotta say no, she's one of the people that
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: are like a You said it right before you said
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: you know, there's some cases where they're both. He's gonna
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: say she's the case where it's FREAKR.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I was going to me like saying, I'm a person
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: who takes into consideration everything, not just looks, and then
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: that digs me a hole too.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's narcissistic.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Maybe sorry, guys, to be fair, question, I love you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I know she hasn't been listening, so it doesn't matter.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, I'm going to go with the I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: got one more. Why don't women want men anymore? Because
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: peace is priceless? Peace is priceless. I like that. Put
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: that on a shirt where because peace is priceless. Yeah, yo,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: let's put that on a shirt. Bro. Oh shit, that's good. Okay?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Is that all you? Funny? One's done? Yeah? Why don't
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: women want men anymore?
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Because they want a mum, not a wife.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Valid they're looking for a replacement mum.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Here they are.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: They're looking for a replacement of money, mummy.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: We hear stories of the mummy issues out there, and
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say it's opening.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I've got just some serious ones that are good, pretty conversations.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: So why don't women want men anymore? Too many just
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: want to use us for our bodies. It's not that
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: we don't want them, they don't want us.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I do think there's a massive issue with men objectifying women.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I think the normalization of porn there's probably a really
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: good reason not to watch horn has changed the way
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: men view women. Yep, just their bodies and not who
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: they are as a person.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, that one's really sad.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Because I just thought it was like kind of a
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: good point.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Women do want men, but it's actually they just like
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: they want a man that wants the woman.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Who she is. Yeah, you know, And I thought, hey,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I fucking spit it back on us. Why not that?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Another good conversation is why don't women want men anymore
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: because we have money?
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, I'm so funny you said that
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: because I have a mic dropper from someone. Someone put
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: a screenshot on the Instagram question. I saw this, Okay,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: just about to talk about it, I'm going to read
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: the whole thing. A man said this. I'm going to
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: piss some men off with this. But the reason a
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: lot of your parents and grandparents stayed married so long
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: is because the women and those were, like rations, were
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: financially trapped. When a woman makes her own money, the
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: only thing men can truly offer her is how he
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: treats her. That's why there's a male loneliness epidemic.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: That is a mic dropper for sure, because it's eye opening.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: It's quite the perspective.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like you don't want to say that because
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: you want to, I don't know, look at your grandparents
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: through rose color but.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You want to think that they're in love.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: But also like you didn't even think about that factor
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: of what it used to be like for women back then.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always think about how people say, like because
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: men are boys now, like men aren't men anymore? And
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: this is more of just like me thinking out loud.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I would love like comments to say whether or not
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: there's like the wrong way to think, but I'm thinking, like,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: there's obviously humongous issues with men right when it comes
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: to like just the way they look at women, the
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: way they look at the like positions that or like
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: what's like the roles that each person should play when
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: it comes to like violence against women, all these things
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: right but right now being in the year, we're in
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: in the generation so when basic what I'm trying to
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: say is that when people say men aren't men anymore,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: is it that men aren't men? Because like I would
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: struggle to believe that men aren't getting better than they
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: used to be when back in the day it was
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: like the reason the rule of thumb is a saying
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: is because back in the day it was legal to
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: beat your wife with a stick that as round as
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: your thumb. That's the rule of thumb and the saying
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: the master bedroom is because the master of the house,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: the man slept in that room is that's why the
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: master bedroom's call a master bedroom. So what I'm trying
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: to get at is like when people say men aren't
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: men anymore, they're boys, you know, men back in the day,
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: like we're better or whatever. Maybe they're not trying to
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: say they're better. What I'm trying to get is like
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: men now surely are getting better. And it's just like,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what trying to say getting out.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to try and say men
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: are better now because I think there still is like
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: a bunch of trash dudes out there.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: But it's like the fact that this is a thing now.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, women have money and this is a conversation although
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: men still.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: View women differently.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going in a better way and equality is
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: happening more than it used to be. It's ten times
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: better than it was fifty years ago.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like in my head, it's like it's gotta be.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still it's still got a lot of
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: room for improvement.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's got there's so much room for improvement.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: But it's more like maybe women just have more rights now,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: more standards, more of a voice.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I think they have more choices and more opportunity.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, in a sense of it's not quite equal, but
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: they do have a lot more like they have the
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: choice to be single now and like that's a great choice.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Where fifty years ago you would have been frowned upon
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: to be single.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It would have been like even right now, people still
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: feel pressure to be single, but at least it's like
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: instead of pressure sure to be in a relationship, like
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: pressure to sorry, pressure to be in a relationship. You know,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: when they hit twenty eight it or whatever, it's like
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: you think they're getting a bit old for a relationship,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: to old to have kids and shit fucking At least
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: now it's more of a conversation where it's like, no,
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: you don't need to feel like that, even though you
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: do feel like that, at least the conversation is there
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: that you don't need to feel like that. But talking
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: like so with the with the thing I said, with
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: the financial thing, one of the biggest causes of I
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: think a huge thing with it's not is it called
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: like coercive control, when I think it's actually just called
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: financial abuse, but it's still it's still a major thing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: One of the big biggest reasons why women don't leave
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: an abusive relationship is because of finance. Also another crazy fact,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: one of the major reasons I don't liave is because
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: of pets and kids and stuff.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: But like one of the reasons I wouldn't have thought
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: of is pets. Yeah, well that makes sense.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a dog can be used as one of
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: these things that like a guy will fucking threaten to
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: keep someone around. And a lot of the shelters aren't
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: dog friendly.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was talking best mum.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: She runs a women's shelter in Paramatta, and they tried
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: to go dog friendly and they said logistically it was
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: a nightmare so they couldn't do it. But the lady
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: that is like the president of it, she really wants
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: to make a dog friendly.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: But isn't that crazy? Dog like think of that? No,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: not at all, And it's like so honorable. That's the
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: reason that to.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Day, I know, I know, like, you know, it's crazy.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I love they have this little creature. Yeah it's crazy.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Uh, baddies, welcome back to Week nine of Things that
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Aren't just for boys.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Week nine, Let's have it date alrighty.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: This one's in the festive spirit. Okay, So things that
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: are just for boys last minute Christmas shopping.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta say it's the best way to shop.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I actually, personally, I think that the stress adds a bit.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Of pep in the step.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Right, And I have to say, so, we're recording the
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: time that we're recording, this is just before Christmas, right,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: And I know for a fact my girlfriend Bethany has
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: not done her Christmas shopping. So I know for a
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: fact that I will be being told at some point
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: in the next few days that she needs to go
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: and do her rush Christmas job.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like it adds to the Christmas spirit.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to be fair, in Best's defense, this year, we
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: haven't been super in the Christmas spirit.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Have you put a tree out?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Are you going to put a tree out? Probably?
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Not?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: There will be one at my parents' place though.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, second up, I have a feeling you're going to
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: feel the same on this one.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me see. Is it energy drinks?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: It certainly is, Odie, it certainly is. Now reason being
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: is all energy drinks? Think about it. You're walking down
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: the aisle, Tell me an energy drink that you love
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: cat it doesn't make you think they're all Marcho and stuff.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I was about to swear, but I didn't.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but seriously, like, take a can, bring it off
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: the shelf, tell me what's in it?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Read me one of the words. I couldn't agree more.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: And that's why Marissa at perfect Ted created perfect Ted
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Healthy Energy Drinks. This juicy peachman actually slaps.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Yes it does. But props to Marissa, she did create
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: a pretty cool drink. It's all natural, so you can
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: read the back and you're going to know all the
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: ingredients so you at least don't have to stress about
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: what's going on your body. And the energy part of
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: it's powered by Marcher.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Talking about last minute Christmas shopping, Perfect Ted Healthy Energy
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Drinks coals go ahead to coals could be a last
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: minute thing.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: That's God put it under the tree. I think you
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: do well.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Badi's time for some dilemmas. So if you want to
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: submit a dilemma, link in the description and just submit it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: We'll read it will help you out. I got a
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: long one. Now.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I read the first like three sentences of this one,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: so I think it's really good, and I was like,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be really good, so I want
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: to be surprised while I read it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I like when your reactions like you're reading your yeah
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: yea yeah yeah yeah yeah. Actually I need a drink.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: The baddies like when you say what Oka, hi, Mummy
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: and daddy. I need some serious advice because I feel
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: like I'm living inside a movie and not a fun one.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I've been with my boyfriend for six years and I'm
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: super close with his family, like Christmas lunch, family group chats,
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: the whole thing. His older brother, who is ten years
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: older than us I'm twenty two, has been with his
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: girlfriend for a decade and they're literally building a house
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: together right now. Everyone thinks they're rock solid. This is
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: how far I got by the way. Once I got there,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is gonna be true. But
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: recently things have gotten very weird. I was scrolling through
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: one of those Facebook groups and the group is called
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: do we Have the Same Boyfriend? And someone posted his profile.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: The comments were full of warnings like stay away from him,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: and he pays girls for sex?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: What exactly? At first I thought it had to be
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a mix up.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Until it got worse. I realized he was following one
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: of my friends. She's my age, he's way older, so
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I was curious. I asked her about it, and she goes, oh, yeah,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: he messaged me a few years ago asking for sexual
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: favors for money. She showed me the screenshots.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: She turned him down immediately, but that basically confirmed everything
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the Facebook thread had said, and then plot twist. Last Christmas,
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: he disappeared off grid for about eight weeks, no phone,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: no social media, didn't show up to family stuff. He
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: only left a mysterious letter for his girlfriend and dad.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what it said, no explanation since
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: that I'm aware of. And now I can't stop thinking.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Was he with another girlfriend's family? Does he have a
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: whole secret life? He does work away a lot. It
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: seriously could be possible. Now I'm stuck. I have all
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: this information that makes him look like he's cheating, soliciting
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: girls for money, possibly living some double fantasy life. But
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I'm just the girlfriend of his brother. Do I tell
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: his long term partner who I genuinely like? Do I
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: tell my boyfriend his parents? Do I stay out of
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: it completely? This information is extremely sensitive and could break
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: an entire family apart. I know I could never look
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: at my siblings the same way if I knew they
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: were doing something like this. I feel sick holding onto this.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I don't want to blow up a family, but I
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: also don't want to be complicit in letting this poor
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: girl build a house with someone who might be living
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: a totally different life behind her back.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Help, what would you do in my position?
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, curveball the wife already knows. The eight
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: week hiatus was him getting prosecuted by the police for
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: being a pedo and he got a warning. And that
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: letter to his dad and his wife was him confessing,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: so they know.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Whoa curveball? Curble. I don't know. Yeah, that's my speciation. Yeah.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Imagine you just go to your boyfriend like, oh I
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: saw this thing, and he goes, yeah, we all know.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we all know.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to work through it because eight weeks, to
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: be fair, because eight weeks sounds like a rehab stint. Yeah,
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: like something happened he got caught, Like, because that's not
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: paying for sex?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Is that illegal? I don't know. Brothels are brothels are
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: legal in Australia.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: So you pay for that, Yeah, but it sucks still
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: paying for I have a feeling maybe so I actually
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: don't know, like maybe it has to be a license thing,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: so like it definitely has to be a license that
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: if you just like paid.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend for sex, I think it's illegal. I actually
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know either, m hm, So I
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: don't know. Well, we won't comment on that one. Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: still pretty gnarly weird, weird weird.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: You're also I want to get onto one of those pages.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Are we dating the same person?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Honest?
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, the oddest situation. I want to see the type
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: of men that they post. That's crazy. I can't believe
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: things like that exist.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Ah, what do you do? So you're dating his brother?
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Man, this is tough. This might be the toughest lemma ever.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: I think you should just tell the brother brother. Oh
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, yeah, that's great, showing what you found. Yeah yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: tell your boyfriend. Yeah, tell your boyfriend, yeah, showing what
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: you found, and then he's responsible, it's his family. You've
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: done your part legitimately, you're not complicit, and you're that advice. Yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: so I can just talk to your boyfriend anyway, talks
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: through it and be like, like what do we do
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: and see if he's like I don't know, like it's
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: their their position.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: That's all I can think of.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I can think of doing, unless you
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: want to go to actually google if.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: It's legal and if it's a legal good to a police. Yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: do that first.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: And then to be fair though it's like from a
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Facebook group, is it a bit of like he said?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: She said, so, then are you going to get pulled
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: into this fuck off like big investigation?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: True? If it's illegal, I have no idea. I don't
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: know if it's like right time to time to set
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: him up.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Like some she wakes documentary to h let's do it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Let's do a setup like how they doing Catfish.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, set up a meeting, film it or something, or
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: set up a meeting and like have the wife or
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: a girlfriend these building a house, who're just down the
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: road or some ship, just get her to catch him out.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's the bit of girl code too.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Obviously the wife has a right to know, it's just
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: whether or not you're the person to tell her. That's
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: why I think tell you your boyfriend, or yeah, tell
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: your boyfriend, our anonymous letter goes a long way. We've
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: screenshots of the Facebook group and this other shit. I've
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: always been the biggest fan of that idea.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: And then put it under the door.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: That's your part done, get out or like started, that's
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: a good yeah, you know, start a rumor. So then
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: his girlfriend of a decade starts to investigate and finds
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: out herself.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: I actually, the more we talk about this, it seems
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: like a movie. Well yeah, is this a movie plot?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: The more we talk about it, it seems like a movie.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: It's giving breaking bad a little bit, but instead of drugs,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: buying sex.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: And just cheating. Yeah, I don't know, but that's a
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: tough one. That is a tough one, one, Baze.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, that's it for today, but before we finish, we
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: have the comments from a previous episode. I have the
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: episode on Spotify, Dilemma's Relationships. If you want to get
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: your comment read, just simply comment on the episode you're
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: listening to. I've got Alex and reperone. Technically, yes, coconut
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: oil is an option, but if you're considering it, read
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: up on it first. Just might not be the best
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: option for everyone. And then she's given a link for
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: the sexual concerns using coconut oil as lube.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Should yeah, read up on that shit if you're thinking
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: about using it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Thanks for the info, Battie. Okay, I got the first
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Fourth Wing episode. Okay, I drop on YouTube.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: From Sarah Faval.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: He said, yes, saw it on Patreon, but I'm still
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: going to watch it. There are a few bonus chapters
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: in this book.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Why they always do that? As Aiden's pov.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: If you want to read them, but I think you
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: should wait until the end of the book to avoid
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: any spoilers.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't remember I've ever bone to pick with that.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: A books can you buy that have all the chapters
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: in it so we don't have to go look in
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: the deep, deep dark web?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: It annoys me.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I yeah, I think if you're going to write a
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: bonus chapter, why'd you write the bonus chapter?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: If you're going to put in the book? What a
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: waste of time? Extra two dollars for the extra pages.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: So someone else said, yeah, the comparison to Akatar is hard.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Everything falls flat for me in Fourth Wing. I really
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: wanted to love it, but the storyline, the style of
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: the characters, I don't know why. It just feels bland
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: to me, ooh, Janita eighty four, that's a hot fucking teg.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Someone else said, in my opinion, fourth Wing is so
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: much better than a Katar. I really hope you love
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: it just as much as you do. Okay, hold the
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: fucking phone. I haven't heard anyone say I love both
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: the same.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: No, I think they're too different to compare. Are they.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: You both have magic, they both have romance, they both
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: have fucking I feel like both have a dark, tall
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: and handsome man.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: It's like comparing Star Wars to Star Trek. You can't
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: really do it, okay, Nerd, Yes, you can.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: No, you can't.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Star Wars is better. You can't compare. They're two different things.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: It's like you compare apples and oranges. I reckon you
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: love both? Yeah, you don't hate. You don't love one
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: and hate the other.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to say, everybody, everyone's either Team Fourtheing or
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Team Act. Why can you just be team fucking sexy men?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I'm on that team?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: All right, It's time for the sign off by one
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: of you guys.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: If you want to get called by us, the link
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: will be in the description. Today we're calling Charlotte. Hi.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: If you record your name and reason for calling. Oh
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: see if this person is available, my phone does this.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: It's Oddie and Jake from the Roulado's podcast. Pick up
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: please thanks, please stall on the line.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Hello, is that Charlotte?
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Oddy and Jake from the Rolados podcast.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Did we just wake No fucking way. Where are you
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: in Australia?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I am but just late night last night.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: It's Lemonade.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: It's where I am.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I'm in w A. Oh yeah, oh my god.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: This is so weird.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Sorry to wake you, but we were calling to ask
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: if you could please hell.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I know exactly what I want to say.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Patroons certified bad. We actually even forgot to plug this episode.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: That was perfect.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: I can.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much and enjoy the rest of the day.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Sorry for waking you.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, But.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: She was asleep no way. Well she must have read it,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I guess and not believed it. Yeah, and then when
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: you spoke, she's like oh she started off with your
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: she was like hello, and then she woke up straight away.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sick. Fatties. That's it for today.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: We love you, and I think this is the last
• 46:12
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• 46:16
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