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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Friday Show! - What We Want vs What We Can Afford! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

• 0:03
  It's Friday, and I've got the day off.
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  Let's start talking.
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  From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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  we cover it all.
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  Midday motivation every time you press
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  call.
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  Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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  Cowboy bring the heat.
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  CrossFit, boobies, music on repeat.
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  Half hour hustle, yeah,
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  we building that brand.
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  Grab a plate, tune in now,
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  you part of the fam.
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  it's lunch time what is going on everybody
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  welcome to lunch with the clydesdale if
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  you haven't already done so make sure hit
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  that like subscribe button let us know how
• 1:04
  you feel in the comments uh that would
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  be awesome of you um you guys are
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  already awesome it'd be even more awesome
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  if you just hit that little button one
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  of them both of them all of them
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  you know all those things
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  So it's Friday.
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  I have the day off.
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  Got down here, got on camera,
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  realized I have not done my hair today
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  yet.
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  Been working in the garage.
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  And thank goodness I had a hat beside
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  me.
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  So anyway, Corey can't get in.
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  So if you guys just bear with me
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  one moment.
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  And I will send him a link.
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  Maybe, maybe not.
• 2:00
  Um, just for mirrors is green now.
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  I don't even know what that means.
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  I'd never understood like the question or
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  the different colors or whatever.
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  Uh, but yeah,
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  maybe it's just cause you're cool, Joseph.
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  uh this is way harder than i wanted
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  it to be um because i'm not signed
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  in on my phone to be able to
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  text him uh
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  So anyway, lots going on.
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  I can't type when I'm trying to do
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  other things.
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  Sure enough.
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  All right,
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  hopefully I can find his email address
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  somewhere.
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  So anyway, yeah.
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  I don't even know what I was saying
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  anymore.
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  I saw Winter was watching Maximum
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  Pleasure, and it is very, very good.
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  And I'm glad she's into it.
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  So Corey is really talk about off the
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  rails, man.
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  We are so off the rails,
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  just trying to get him on.
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  And I don't even have his,
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  I don't even have his email address.
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  Holy crap, dude.
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  And I know he's in the chat.
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  I wish you would send me his email.
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  Try this.
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  I'll just send it on IG.
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  Let's try that.
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  I sent it to his IG.
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  Yeah, too much thirdsy, too much thirdsy.
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  Now,
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  my wife is actually out of town this
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  weekend.
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  So got up,
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  started doing some stuff around the house,
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  trying to get this garage cleaned up so
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  I have a full gym.
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  Yeah, that's what I'm trying to work on.
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  And
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  So I sent it to your IG, Corey,
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  you can copy and paste it from there
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  to whatever you need to.
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  So anyway, um,
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  I did have something to share with you.
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  So my wife texts me this morning and,
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  uh,
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  she was looking out the dining room window
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  when she saw this.
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  So right outside the dining room window,
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  her and her parents were sitting there
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  having breakfast.
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  And baby Black Bear apparently wants to
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  come hang out on the porch.
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  So, yeah.
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  And this is possibly a future...
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  our future home.
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  My wife and I are actually looking into
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  moving here after I retire.
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  I have no idea where Corey is.
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  I sent him a link in his Instagram.
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  Yeah, it's my mascot Wayne.
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  You're right.
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  My mascot.
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  Just coming to hang out and root for
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  Caleb Williams and Tyson Bajent and all
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  that stuff.
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  Apparently,
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  Corey hasn't learned how to turn on his
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  computer.
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  There it is.
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  Bro,
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  this is my wife's laptop that she uses
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  for school.
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  Normally, I've used this before,
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  but it's apparently not being very helpful
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  today.
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  Hi, everybody.
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  Yeah,
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  so I don't know if you saw the
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  bear.
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  I did see the bear.
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  Why is there a bear in your backyard?
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  So that isn't my backyard.
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  That may be my future backyard.
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  Oh.
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  My wife is at her parents' house.
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  Oh, okay.
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  I missed that.
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  I thought you said she looked out of
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  your backyard.
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  No, no, no.
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  Out of her parents' dining room window.
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  She's there for Father's Day weekend.
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  um i don't have a dad anymore so
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  you know but um but we're looking at
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  buying their house at some point and
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  making that our retirement home nice so it
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  may be my future home does it come
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  with the bear uh mascot for my team
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  right i mean so far so yeah fun
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  stuff um yesterday we had a horse on
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  the show today we have a bear
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  My question to her was,
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  if baby bears coming up on the back
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  porch, where is mama and papa bear?
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  Correct.
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  I'd be a lot more worried about mama.
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  I think papa bears probably is out doing
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  whatever baby bears do.
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  But mama bears can be pretty protective
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  from what I understand.
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  Oh, wow.
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  Cory looks great.
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  It's a darker background.
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  He's not as flush.
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  He's not under the office lights.
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  Not under the office fluorescents,
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  as it were.
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  I also only got my haircut this morning.
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  Mama Bear ain't too far behind.
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  Yeah.
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  That's generally the case.
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  It's more often the case than it isn't.
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  That is for certain.
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  Yeah.
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  So I decided today,
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  if we're going to go off the rails,
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  I'm going to do it later in the
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  show.
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  No.
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  I didn't know he was on a schedule,
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  but cool.
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  Yeah.
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  So today I wanted to talk about a
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  couple of things.
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  One, um,
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  I got my media credentials yesterday.
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  Yeah, you did for the elites still.
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  Oh yeah.
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  Depending on masters.
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  That's why whenever you texted me
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  yesterday,
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  I didn't even bother to ask you.
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  You know that, uh,
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  that uh pat may and uh anakin thing
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  where like he's talking to her and she's
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  like and the and the whatever right and
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  the whatever that's almost into that like
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  and the masters right so
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  tried to come in the back door and
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  i asked the people at the elite the
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  crossfit hq sure laura who i've worked
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  with for years like hey does this get
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  me into the masters too it's good for
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  all of them and then i got that
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  wall sorry nope you have to contact blop
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  at legends.com to get your media
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  credentials for the masters so
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  That's still pending.
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  But here's the biggest conundrum, right?
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  And I was listening to Kyra's interview
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  with Dave today,
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  and it just kind of hit home with
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  me because they announced that the elites
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  are going to start on Wednesday now,
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  right?
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  She has to change her flights because she
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  booked it like it was starting on Friday,
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  and now she wants to be in a
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  couple days earlier because of the
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  Wednesday.
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  Yeah.
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  How many athletes are having to change
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  their plans and getting stuck with higher
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  bills because all of a sudden the unknown
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  and unknowable is adding days to...
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  The unknown and apparently chargeable at
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  this point.
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  Right.
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  Right.
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  And so I, when,
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  when CrossFit announced they were going to
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  San Jose,
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  I immediately went to that week and I
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  booked a hotel for,
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  I think either Tuesday or Wednesday
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  through the weekend.
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  Sure.
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  Got it at a really good price.
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  Cause there was nothing going on at that
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  point in time.
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  Yeah.
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  Now,
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  if I want to go to the masters
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  and I have to adjust, I'm effed.
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  Big time.
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  I wish that CrossFit could understand that
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  not only for athletes, media,
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  but spectators make plans, right?
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  And then you have to like,
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  now they've added days.
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  How the hell do you make that happen?
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  run up your credit card uh balance i
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  really don't know i mean you can't a
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  lot of times you can't can't like i
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  had uh airbnbs i was looking at and
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  i had the wrong date in uh for
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  the monster games or or for whatever and
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  when i went back and looked at the
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  same places and tried to adjust it
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  I couldn't because those days aren't
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  available.
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  The day that I was looking at was
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  available.
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  Those days were not available.
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  And I'm sure it's the same way like
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  that in San Jose because there's a lot
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  of stuff,
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  other stuff that's going to be going on
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  besides just the games.
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  Right?
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  San Jose is a pretty big city.
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  I'm sure there's some other sporting
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  events and whatever else is going on in
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  and around there.
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  Not to mention just tourist destination in
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  general.
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  So that's a lot.
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  you have to be able to just scoop
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  up another place.
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  And I'd be like, oh, no, it's fine.
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  I'll just add two days earlier at that.
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  Later,
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  I'm sure you can probably extend your
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  stay.
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  That's usually a lot easier.
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  But, like,
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  you can't go backwards in time and say,
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  I want to start earlier.
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  Right.
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  Hotels do not let you adjust your booking.
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  Not generally speaking.
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  Right.
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  And I saw, Grant,
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  what you said you paid.
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  I got mine cheaper than that.
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  um but anyway i wanted to adjust
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  completely and make sure i was there for
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  all the masters and just part of the
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  elite and come home and cover the rest
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  from here do the show from here on
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  sunday night yeah but i don't i don't
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  even think that's going to be possible
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  With the hotel and the flights and
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  everything.
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  So anyway, also,
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  we learned last night that they're going
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  back to the pool.
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  Yeah, we did.
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  And I think that that wording is very
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  important.
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  They're back to the pool.
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  They didn't say we're swimming back to the
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  pool.
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  There's not going to be an ocean swim,
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  which we didn't think there would be.
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  We didn't think there would be anyway.
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  I'm still waiting.
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  I haven't seen it yet.
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  I haven't looked back at the post again
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  today yet,
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  but I'm still waiting for all the boo
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  birds to come out and swim.
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  Because it's going to come.
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  The fact that I haven't seen it yet
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  is miraculous.
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  I think it's awesome.
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  I do too.
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  I am one hundred percent behind it,
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  but I just know how people are.
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  We've had this discussion a million times
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  about people that love to bitch about
• 15:01
  nothing.
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  Need to have something to complain about.
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  i'm waiting for people to come back and
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  say and just and throw out lazar's name
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  just because get back in the waters bro
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  let it go it's it's if they're going
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  to the same one they did before it's
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  a twenty five yard pool maybe only five
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  yard pool yeah like come on
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  It's a twenty-five yard pool.
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  You only need a couple lifeguards and
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  you're good.
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  And they'll have them.
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  They're going to be there.
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  It's a pretty large part of the facility
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  at that point.
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  It's not like a random lake in the
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  middle of Texas.
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  And you can probably touch the bottom in
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  a third of it.
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  I'm certain.
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  So...
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  Yeah, Lucy Campbell ain't crying.
• 15:56
  No,
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  there's a bunch of them that's not crying.
• 15:59
  Yeah, Ty Jones is not crying.
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  I saw somebody said Pat Belner was going
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  and looking at his video and saying they
• 16:07
  needed reviews now because we're going to
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  be swimming.
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  Here's the thing, though.
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  It's one of twenty now.
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  It will have less impact on the overall
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  score than any time swimming has been
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  around.
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  I am super curious as to what they're
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  going to do because there's been several
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  pool events that they could pull from or
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  if it's going to be something completely
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  different.
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  Yeah.
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  I mean,
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  winter's in here talking about the bar
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  muscle-up swim event.
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  I don't think they're doing that one
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  again.
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  I actually prefer the echo bike slam ball.
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  GSD.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, that was fun.
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  That was actually, I enjoyed that more.
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  But that's me.
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  I love watching swimming.
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  I love critiquing the swimming.
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  Because that's my jam.
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  Yeah.
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  I love watching the swimming and
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  pretending like I know what's going on.
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  Yeah, and I've seen you swim, so...
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  I'm about to start swimming again.
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  Probably this week.
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  I got to get some...
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  I got to get some more time,
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  get some time in the water before I
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  hit the Kansas.
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  So yeah.
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  Uh,
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  winter also love that one would be sick
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  with a bigger field.
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  Yeah.
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  Cause it was fun to watch do with
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  just the five of them.
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  So like with a,
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  with a bigger field and a lot more,
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  you know, separation,
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  a lot more stuff going on.
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  think it'd be cool to be fair winter
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  i love to swim and since you know
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  brandon's been putting it in and whatnot
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  and i've had to train for because i've
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  had to swim at a couple different places
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  it's fun to do hundred percent um but
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  i still have absolutely no idea i started
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  watching people swim and trying to like oh
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  look at his stroke whatever no i don't
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  uh asked or serve uh they could do
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  some olympic high diving at the pool if
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  you've seen the pool no yeah not so
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  much not so much probably a terrible idea
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  and with a pool this size you'd need
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  a diving well separate that is much deeper
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  way deeper i love to float on a
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  floaty in the pool
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  I grew up around water.
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  I've been swimming since I was probably
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  five or six years old.
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  Um,
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  just not ever competitively until here
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  recently.
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  So it's been kind of figuring out as
• 18:44
  we go and look,
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  it was my best event at legends last
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  year.
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  So my,
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  my biggest dream of dreams is if Pat
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  Vellner shows up with water wings on,
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  that would be amazing.
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  It would be amazing.
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  I'm telling you,
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  I literally chuckled out loud.
• 19:06
  Jennifer had to ask me what I was
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  laughing at last night when I saw that
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  comment.
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  That's it.
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  Somebody said it.
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  Pat Belner was now furiously just
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  downvoting his own record.
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  Please check my video.
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  Please check my video.
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  Please check my video.
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  Think about the judging complaints if they
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  had diving.
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  I know that's a joke.
• 19:26
  That is a joke from Andrew because there's
• 19:29
  always bitching about judged events at the
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  Olympics.
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  Diving being one of them, ice skating,
• 19:35
  all those.
• 19:36
  The German judge.
• 19:40
  Kenneth is trying to get us off the
• 19:42
  rails.
• 19:43
  Have you seen the lazy river that Costco
• 19:45
  is selling?
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  I'm sorry, what?
• 19:49
  It is a blow-up lazy river that you
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  can put in your backyard.
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  Get out.
• 19:55
  I don't even think my backyard is big
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  enough to hold it.
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  But it is an inflatable lazy river.
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  So my backyard... While you react to that,
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  I'm going to try to find it.
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  Yeah, my backyard is right back here.
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  And we have a...
• 20:11
  There's a pond right behind it, right?
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  So it kind of slopes downward.
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  So a lazy river,
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  an inflatable lazy river wouldn't do me a
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  whole lot of good because it wouldn't be
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  on a flat surface.
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  I would not be able to make it
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  back.
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  You could do half of it and start
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  up here and float around and kind of...
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  Yeah.
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  See, Mark's got the same problem.
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  I do that.
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  I got a twelve degree slope back there.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  That would be it'd be rough at the
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  least.
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  It'd be rough.
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  Dude.
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  A thousand dollars.
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  You have a hundred foot lazy river pool
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  system.
• 20:52
  My wife would flip.
• 20:55
  I'm going to send her that in a
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  little bit.
• 20:57
  One of her favorite things to do is
• 20:58
  a lazy river.
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  Like I just sit and float and don't
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  have to like,
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  like she don't want to do water slides,
• 21:05
  none of the other good shit,
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  but like she would sit and float around
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  in a lazy river at any given point
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  in the day.
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  That's amazing.
• 21:16
  What I would,
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  what happened to me is I would get
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  stuck back here in the cul-de-sac.
• 21:22
  I see that.
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  Well, yeah,
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  back here in the other area and just.
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  Scott, you coming out?
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  I'll get out in a minute.
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  It's fine.
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  Yeah, like I'd get stuck back here.
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  It doesn't show my pointer, but okay.
• 21:35
  How... A thousand dollars.
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  Then how much is that?
• 21:40
  Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine?
• 21:43
  Nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine.
• 21:45
  Dude.
• 21:47
  And it's like, what, three feet deep?
• 21:50
  Yeah,
• 21:50
  lazy rivers aren't much more than three
• 21:52
  feet, are they?
• 21:53
  Not at all.
• 21:54
  You don't need that.
• 21:55
  You don't need any more than that.
• 21:57
  i just sent that to my mom for
• 21:59
  a cabin i mean i imagine with two
• 22:01
  hundred feet of it you got to have
• 22:02
  a pretty substantial backyard but that's
• 22:07
  amazing uh oh my god i want that
• 22:14
  and judy lived like around the corner from
• 22:15
  you aren't y'all in the suburbs i don't
• 22:17
  think that's gonna she she lives in
• 22:18
  ostrander and i don't ostrander may be the
• 22:22
  only part in ohio that's not flat
• 22:28
  I was telling somebody about it.
• 22:29
  We were talking about flat something the
• 22:30
  other day.
• 22:31
  Who was I talking to?
• 22:33
  Oh, the lady I closed business with.
• 22:35
  We did basic training in the same place
• 22:37
  in Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri.
• 22:40
  And I said,
• 22:41
  running up to one hill on the entire
• 22:43
  base.
• 22:44
  Like, there's one hill on the entire base.
• 22:45
  And when you go off a PT,
• 22:47
  you get to run the hill.
• 22:48
  And then not everybody's at the top at
• 22:50
  the same time.
• 22:50
  You get to run back down,
• 22:52
  pick up the slow people,
• 22:53
  and take off again.
• 22:55
  So yeah, no, I understand that.
• 22:56
  Dude, that's amazing.
• 23:02
  Imagine how long it would take to fill.
• 23:06
  You'd almost have to bring in a water
• 23:07
  truck to fill it.
• 23:10
  Oh, it would take some time.
• 23:13
  It would one hundred percent take some
• 23:15
  time.
• 23:15
  I am.
• 23:16
  I'm Googling it right now because I need
• 23:18
  to send it to Costco.
• 23:21
  Why does Sean have to worry,
• 23:23
  mess up the fun?
• 23:26
  Apparently it's an AI generated joke.
• 23:30
  Come on.
• 23:30
  It's the second thing that comes up.
• 23:34
  It's the second thing that comes up on
• 23:35
  if you Google Costco.
• 23:40
  My first one for me was Costco Lafayette,
• 23:43
  Louisiana,
• 23:43
  which is there's a Costco in Lafayette.
• 23:45
  And the second thing is Costco Lazy River.
• 23:47
  Yeah, it's fake.
• 23:50
  God dog it.
• 23:54
  But now that people know it's possible.
• 23:58
  Huh?
• 23:58
  Huh?
• 24:00
  Let's see who the first person to come
• 24:03
  up with it for real is.
• 24:04
  I'm just saying it's a thing that could
• 24:06
  be in above ground lazy river.
• 24:09
  They make above ground foods all day long.
• 24:12
  All this is is a different shape.
• 24:16
  This is a million dollar idea.
• 24:17
  I was military police at Fort Leonard
• 24:19
  Wood.
• 24:20
  Lost in the woods, baby.
• 24:25
  Coming to a store near you next year.
• 24:27
  You better believe it.
• 24:29
  You had better believe it.
• 24:30
  That's amazing.
• 24:31
  When my daughter was young,
• 24:32
  we had the blow up water slide.
• 24:36
  Like, and it,
• 24:38
  it took up about half of my backyard.
• 24:40
  Oh yeah.
• 24:42
  And it had the big slide.
• 24:44
  It had like a shoot through slide and
• 24:47
  then it had like a wading pool all
• 24:49
  around it.
• 24:50
  Yeah.
• 24:51
  Uh, one of my best friends,
• 24:53
  this little girl just turned two and, uh,
• 24:57
  They got one for two-year-old people's
• 24:59
  size, but it's substantial.
• 25:02
  It's got a slide.
• 25:03
  It's got a little area you can climb
• 25:05
  up.
• 25:05
  Same thing.
• 25:07
  It's pretty cool.
• 25:07
  All right.
• 25:10
  I've about had enough.
• 25:13
  Just joining the conversation,
• 25:14
  who's the new handsome fellow with you
• 25:16
  today, Scott?
• 25:17
  Sunday night, I get, oh,
• 25:19
  look at Jamie's big arms.
• 25:21
  Look at Jamie's big arms.
• 25:22
  I mean, Jamie's got more big, dude.
• 25:24
  Carolyn's so pretty and so athletic.
• 25:26
  I get nothing.
• 25:27
  Now on the lunch show, oh,
• 25:29
  who's the GQ model next to Scott?
• 25:32
  Who's the handsome fellow next to Scott?
• 25:35
  I'm just sitting here getting squad-oosh.
• 25:40
  Scott, who's that guy?
• 25:41
  What do you mean, who's that guy?
• 25:44
  The same guy.
• 25:46
  I literally got a haircut like two hours
• 25:50
  ago, three hours ago, two hours ago.
• 25:54
  I'm in the lab working my ass off.
• 25:58
  You know, and nothing.
• 26:01
  Squad douche.
• 26:02
  Paying the singers.
• 26:03
  Bringing shirts to the people.
• 26:05
  It's a cry chain.
• 26:10
  We use trash bags and a sprinkler.
• 26:12
  Yeah, us too, Ken.
• 26:13
  We couldn't afford the real slip and
• 26:15
  slide.
• 26:15
  But here's the deal with the slip and
• 26:17
  slide.
• 26:19
  It had to be invented by a woman.
• 26:22
  Okay, here we go.
• 26:25
  Here we go.
• 26:26
  Because there is no safe way to run
• 26:29
  and dive on a slip and slide if
• 26:30
  you are a male.
• 26:32
  Facts.
• 26:34
  And not be hurting for half the day.
• 26:36
  Facts.
• 26:39
  Facts.
• 26:39
  Like you have to do a real good
• 26:40
  baseball slide and not.
• 26:45
  Unless you can do it on your butt.
• 26:47
  Yeah.
• 26:48
  And you are older than twelve.
• 26:52
  There is no way you can dive on
• 26:54
  a slip and slide.
• 26:57
  Or you got to do some tuck shit
• 26:59
  that I don't even know about.
• 27:01
  Nope.
• 27:02
  And compression shorts didn't exist back
• 27:04
  then.
• 27:04
  So bicycle shorts with tear quick,
• 27:08
  fast and hurry,
• 27:09
  which you weren't wearing to go slip and
• 27:10
  slide anywhere.
• 27:13
  Oh man.
• 27:15
  It's not safe for females either.
• 27:16
  Okay.
• 27:18
  Okay.
• 27:19
  Go up one more when it's got you
• 27:22
  back.
• 27:23
  Oh.
• 27:24
  Corey,
• 27:24
  who's that guy with you with the extra
• 27:26
  clean garage?
• 27:36
  This is what happens, y'all.
• 27:37
  If you go like a month and a
• 27:38
  half, basically,
• 27:40
  or a full month without a haircut,
• 27:42
  and you go get one,
• 27:42
  you don't look like a caveman anymore.
• 27:44
  It's amazing how that works.
• 27:47
  ain't no man killing his grass with that
• 27:49
  thing.
• 27:50
  True.
• 27:50
  Every time Jennifer's like,
• 27:55
  because Jameson and Brody are four days
• 27:57
  apart.
• 27:57
  Their birthdays are four days apart.
• 27:59
  And so they never get to do like
• 28:00
  slip and slide stuff because it's in
• 28:01
  November and it's usually cold enough
• 28:03
  around here and then that you don't want
• 28:05
  to get on a slip and slide, like,
• 28:06
  you know, rent one or whatnot.
• 28:08
  She wants to get one for the backyard
• 28:09
  for like before school starts for her.
• 28:12
  And I'm like, dude, can we not?
• 28:14
  Like, if we're going to do that,
• 28:17
  at the very least let's get one of
• 28:18
  they come set up and then haul away
• 28:22
  because that way it's not there for an
• 28:23
  extended period of time for that reason
• 28:26
  mark phillips killing my freaking grass uh
• 28:31
  the dive is easy landing is orthopedic
• 28:33
  calamity it's uh it's less than ideal it's
• 28:39
  not so much the fall it's the landing
• 28:41
  correct you can be as controlled as you
• 28:44
  want to
• 28:45
  Corey,
• 28:45
  who's that guy with you with the sultry
• 28:46
  voice?
• 28:47
  I don't know.
• 28:48
  All right.
• 28:48
  Now we're getting better.
• 28:50
  Yeah.
• 28:50
  That smooth baritone.
• 28:52
  That is Scott Sweitzer,
• 28:53
  ladies and gentlemen,
• 28:54
  coming at you on the ones and twos.
• 28:59
  How's life out there on the five or
• 29:01
  five?
• 29:05
  When we lived in Florida,
• 29:07
  we had like a patio and my wife
• 29:09
  worked what was supposed to be four nines
• 29:13
  and a four.
• 29:15
  It became more like tens and a four.
• 29:20
  But she would get off work at like
• 29:21
  eleven a.m.
• 29:22
  on a Friday and I worked the rest
• 29:24
  of the day.
• 29:25
  I would come home to her in a
• 29:27
  baby pool on the patio with a little
• 29:31
  mini hibachi grill beside her and a
• 29:34
  pitcher of margaritas.
• 29:37
  And that's where she had been for the
• 29:39
  last four hours.
• 29:42
  We had a picture of me and
• 29:45
  And it might be the last beer I
• 29:46
  drank that I can remember actually
• 29:47
  drinking.
• 29:48
  But out here on the back,
• 29:49
  my little back patio area,
• 29:51
  sitting in the kiddie pool with Jameson,
• 29:54
  drinking a beer,
• 29:55
  letting her splash around in the water.
• 29:57
  She probably was two years old,
• 29:58
  three years old, something like that.
• 30:02
  But it was on the concrete.
• 30:03
  It wasn't in the grass.
• 30:04
  Right.
• 30:05
  You ain't killing all my grass there.
• 30:09
  I was renting in Florida to kill the
• 30:11
  grass.
• 30:11
  I don't care.
• 30:12
  Yeah, well, understandable.
• 30:14
  My only problem was to put this green
• 30:15
  down over the entire front yard
• 30:17
  specifically to kill all the grass so he
• 30:19
  had to cut it no more.
• 30:21
  She would sit there turning hot dogs on
• 30:23
  the grill with a little long fork.
• 30:29
  And her pitcher, Marguerite.
• 30:30
  And she would just drink right from the
• 30:32
  pitcher.
• 30:33
  As you do.
• 30:36
  Yeah.
• 30:39
  I was listening to WOD Prep this morning
• 30:41
  with CJ and Claire.
• 30:44
  And it just,
• 30:47
  it made me think about a lot of
• 30:48
  things.
• 30:49
  And I mean,
• 30:51
  CJ made a lot of good points.
• 30:53
  If you have not listened to it,
• 30:54
  it's actually pretty good about like,
• 30:57
  and I think life is like this.
• 30:59
  The thing you want is really expensive.
• 31:03
  The thing you can afford is not real
• 31:05
  fun.
• 31:06
  And you got to find something in the
• 31:08
  middle.
• 31:08
  Like you want the Mercedes,
• 31:11
  you can afford the Honda Accord,
• 31:14
  but maybe you can stretch and get
• 31:16
  something in the middle.
• 31:16
  Yeah.
• 31:18
  And that's really the CrossFit game
• 31:20
  season.
• 31:21
  What we want, the Mercedes,
• 31:24
  is the regionals back.
• 31:25
  Right.
• 31:27
  But none of us can afford it.
• 31:31
  What we can afford is online.
• 31:37
  Which unfortunately is not ideal.
• 31:39
  So that's the Honda Accord.
• 31:43
  Right.
• 31:43
  And you're going to have some backfiring.
• 31:45
  You're going to have some oil issues.
• 31:49
  All that stuff, right?
• 31:51
  It's not going to be as comfortable.
• 31:53
  Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?
• 31:55
  Yeah.
• 31:56
  And they've tried to do something in
• 31:57
  between and it's always fallen short
• 32:00
  because you're never going to get to the
• 32:02
  Mercedes again.
• 32:03
  It's not going to happen.
• 32:05
  You just can't afford it.
• 32:09
  So you're looking for the Teemu version of
• 32:11
  the Mercedes somewhere in the middle and
• 32:15
  whatever, whatever it is in the middle,
• 32:17
  it's always going to be the Teemu version.
• 32:22
  But you got to learn to accept it
• 32:24
  because it's what we have.
• 32:27
  And you also got to be willing to
• 32:29
  put in the work to make it the
• 32:30
  best possible version of what we can
• 32:32
  afford.
• 32:34
  Right.
• 32:35
  That's not just on us.
• 32:35
  That's on the people who's actually
• 32:37
  putting it out there.
• 32:38
  When it's also on us in a way
• 32:41
  like you put after I came back from
• 32:44
  syndicate and you said all these people
• 32:46
  bitching in the comments about nobody
• 32:47
  being in the stands,
• 32:49
  but they're at home watching and they're
• 32:51
  not in the stands.
• 32:53
  If you don't go support the live stuff,
• 32:56
  it's going to go away.
• 32:59
  It's the law of supply and demand.
• 33:03
  Economics one-on-one.
• 33:05
  And so if you sit at home and
• 33:07
  watch on the stream all the time and
• 33:09
  never go to at least one semi a
• 33:11
  year,
• 33:13
  you're contributing to the decline of
• 33:16
  where we're going with this.
• 33:19
  I went to one.
• 33:21
  granted masters only,
• 33:22
  but I also had four people come for,
• 33:24
  three people come with me.
• 33:27
  And that wasn't just me though.
• 33:28
  Like most of the people that were there
• 33:29
  had at least two, three,
• 33:31
  four people with them.
• 33:31
  Very few people went by themselves.
• 33:36
  And I didn't bitch about it.
• 33:40
  As a matter of fact,
• 33:41
  I had nothing but good things to say
• 33:42
  about it.
• 33:44
  And I was there,
• 33:45
  and I will still vehemently defend it to
• 33:48
  people that were like, I mean,
• 33:50
  the stream looks like,
• 33:51
  I don't give a damn what the stream
• 33:53
  looks like.
• 33:53
  I was there, and I can tell you,
• 33:55
  there were people there, a lot of them.
• 34:01
  The place was huge.
• 34:02
  And you know,
• 34:03
  all you can do about it too,
• 34:04
  it was filled up to the best of
• 34:06
  their abilities.
• 34:08
  But I mean, what you gonna do?
• 34:11
  The other thing that the stream doesn't
• 34:13
  allow you to see is people come in
• 34:15
  and out of the venue throughout the day.
• 34:18
  All day long.
• 34:20
  So, yeah, at any one moment,
• 34:22
  it's not completely jam-packed.
• 34:25
  But people are going to get food.
• 34:27
  People are going to get drinks.
• 34:29
  People are going to the bathroom.
• 34:31
  People are going to take naps and come
• 34:33
  back later.
• 34:34
  Or they're going out to get some sun
• 34:37
  so that they're not like inside all damn
• 34:39
  day.
• 34:39
  Absolutely.
• 34:43
  And Mark makes a point.
• 34:47
  Gosh, you guys are chatting heavy today.
• 34:49
  I love that.
• 34:52
  He said,
• 34:53
  my other argument about looking for other
• 34:55
  revenue streams, right?
• 34:57
  Well, that's a fact.
• 34:58
  But if the attendance doesn't start
• 35:01
  growing,
• 35:04
  you're still not going to hold the events.
• 35:07
  If a tree falls in the wood,
• 35:09
  nobody's there to hear it.
• 35:10
  Does it make a sound?
• 35:15
  maybe so if you hold an event and
• 35:18
  nobody comes to see it what's the point
• 35:21
  in holding the event right you can't just
• 35:25
  there's only so long you can just throw
• 35:27
  money away especially if it's your money
• 35:32
  now granted the regional days there are a
• 35:33
  lot more people in the stands at least
• 35:36
  the regional i'm a part of and i
• 35:38
  would go to yeah
• 35:45
  Avera says, Scott, not sure you noticed,
• 35:47
  but Americans are struggling financially
• 35:49
  going live CrossFit events.
• 35:51
  It's not even possible for many of the
• 35:53
  few who could actually enjoy going.
• 35:55
  I will, I guess I've noticed,
• 35:58
  by the way.
• 36:00
  Yeah.
• 36:02
  But the other thing is,
• 36:04
  the ticket prices are ridiculously high.
• 36:08
  And that is beyond what it should be.
• 36:14
  And that's not just the games.
• 36:15
  That's the games.
• 36:16
  That's the semifinal events.
• 36:17
  That's all of it.
• 36:20
  For the Masters games to charge nearly
• 36:23
  three hundred dollars for the weekend or
• 36:26
  for the it's not even the weekend midweek.
• 36:29
  Yeah.
• 36:29
  When you have shown no history of
• 36:32
  attracting people to your event.
• 36:36
  Is utterly ridiculous.
• 36:41
  Absolutely, fully, totally,
• 36:43
  utterly ridiculous.
• 36:46
  They're talking in here about to go see
• 36:48
  the Wednesday event,
• 36:49
  you have to buy the RX Plus ticket.
• 36:52
  The RX Plus ticket is an additional three
• 36:54
  hundred dollars a day.
• 36:56
  Per person.
• 36:58
  Per person.
• 37:00
  On tickets that you've already spent eight
• 37:02
  hundred dollars to get into the arena.
• 37:06
  So now you're talking eleven hundred
• 37:08
  dollars for one person.
• 37:13
  If you bought the RX Plus for every
• 37:15
  day.
• 37:18
  I couldn't do that.
• 37:20
  I'll tell you, I couldn't do that.
• 37:21
  There's no way.
• 37:25
  No way.
• 37:27
  There, there is this,
• 37:29
  and hopefully Bruce comes in and make some
• 37:32
  changes that make some sense,
• 37:34
  but what they're charging for this stuff
• 37:38
  and only getting a couple thousand people
• 37:40
  in the building should be giving them a
• 37:43
  clue that
• 37:44
  that if we drop the price,
• 37:46
  maybe we double or triple the amount of
• 37:49
  people that show.
• 37:51
  Especially at the games.
• 37:54
  There was a dude,
• 37:55
  and this was probably in the eighties,
• 37:57
  and I can't remember his name to save
• 37:59
  my life.
• 38:00
  I want to say he's a Middle Eastern
• 38:03
  dude.
• 38:04
  Walked into the Mercedes dealership and
• 38:07
  tried to buy it.
• 38:09
  And they laughed him out of the building.
• 38:11
  Went back,
• 38:12
  walked up to a Porsche dealership,
• 38:14
  And they actually listened to him.
• 38:17
  He bought it.
• 38:17
  There was a bunch of old nine four
• 38:19
  four sitting on the lot and he sold
• 38:20
  them at fire sale prices.
• 38:23
  Like everything must go type of deal.
• 38:28
  And they didn't make a whole lot of
• 38:29
  money per car,
• 38:30
  but got all the inventory out and got
• 38:32
  new inventory and got new inventory out.
• 38:36
  Same concept, right?
• 38:37
  Get asses in the seats.
• 38:39
  The more you get in the seats,
• 38:41
  the better it's going to look.
• 38:42
  If you want them more in there,
• 38:45
  you can't say, oh,
• 38:46
  here's an extra three hundred dollars per
• 38:48
  person.
• 38:50
  Three hundred dollars per person.
• 38:52
  If just me and my wife went,
• 38:53
  that's six hundred bucks for that day.
• 38:57
  No, dude, I'm not doing that.
• 39:00
  I'm just not.
• 39:01
  I can't.
• 39:03
  They need to break out their econ
• 39:04
  one-on-one books and do a little review.
• 39:07
  Exactly.
• 39:08
  And Jason Bowen's right.
• 39:09
  Like you just signed to be a volunteer.
• 39:13
  I will tell you though,
• 39:14
  if you show up to volunteer,
• 39:16
  you are going to be working your ass
• 39:17
  off.
• 39:18
  They, they,
• 39:20
  they put you to work when you show
• 39:22
  up to volunteer.
• 39:23
  I've done it.
• 39:24
  I've done it at the games.
• 39:25
  I've done it at the regionals.
• 39:27
  I've done it at semi finals.
• 39:28
  It is a job.
• 39:30
  Yeah.
• 39:32
  only thing i'll say to benita about this
• 39:34
  uh i'm not sure how many international
• 39:36
  people usually attend the games but a lot
• 39:38
  of us are not keen to travel to
• 39:40
  the states right now ask the people who
• 39:42
  have come from the work for the world
• 39:44
  cup they are having a ball it's my
• 39:46
  favorite content on the on the internet
• 39:48
  right now is people here for the world
• 39:50
  cup discovered like the japanese people at
• 39:54
  the barbecue place
• 39:56
  the Scots in freaking Boston.
• 40:00
  That's been amazing.
• 40:01
  And just the random people just walking
• 40:03
  around like these are the nicest people
• 40:04
  I've ever met in my entire life.
• 40:06
  People are genuinely interested in what
• 40:09
  we're doing and whatnot.
• 40:10
  It's my favorite content on the planet
• 40:13
  right now.
• 40:13
  Yeah,
• 40:13
  and they said it's not at all what's
• 40:16
  being portrayed overseas.
• 40:19
  And I love that fact.
• 40:20
  This is my home country.
• 40:21
  I love this country.
• 40:23
  And
• 40:25
  every country has its issues, right?
• 40:28
  But the fact that these world cup visitors
• 40:31
  are saying how awesome it is being here
• 40:33
  is really cool.
• 40:34
  Yeah.
• 40:37
  Um,
• 40:39
  people in the seats by more vendor
• 40:41
  products, more vendors want to come,
• 40:42
  et cetera.
• 40:43
  Yes, yes, yes.
• 40:44
  I have preached that for a year and
• 40:46
  a half.
• 40:47
  It's basic economics.
• 40:51
  It's basic economics.
• 40:53
  More people equals more people looking at
• 40:55
  your stuff equals more people spending
• 40:57
  money because they think your stuff is
• 40:58
  cool.
• 40:59
  Especially if they're having a good time.
• 41:04
  If you're paying for an extra,
• 41:06
  what am I getting for that extra three
• 41:08
  hundred dollars per person?
• 41:10
  I get to go see the offsite events?
• 41:12
  Is that it?
• 41:14
  You probably don't even get a seat.
• 41:16
  Right.
• 41:17
  So I get to go stand.
• 41:17
  You get to go stand and watch.
• 41:19
  And I have to probably make my own
• 41:21
  way there.
• 41:23
  Oh, for sure.
• 41:25
  So it's not just the extra three hundred
• 41:26
  dollars.
• 41:27
  Would you get to watch it all as
• 41:28
  a volunteer?
• 41:29
  So I don't know the current format.
• 41:33
  The last time I volunteered,
• 41:34
  it was at Madison.
• 41:36
  I was on a team that did North
• 41:38
  Park.
• 41:41
  All the events at North Park,
• 41:43
  I got a firsthand view of.
• 41:46
  of the action like and close it was
• 41:51
  awesome we were working when they were in
• 41:54
  the arena until the final day the final
• 41:59
  day they let us come in to what
• 42:01
  was the media pit at the time and
• 42:04
  watch from there
• 42:08
  Otherwise,
• 42:08
  you had to watch on a Jumbotron,
• 42:10
  which was hanging in the middle of the
• 42:12
  parking lot, made into a festival area.
• 42:17
  They had a big Jumbotron.
• 42:18
  You could watch the action while you were
• 42:20
  working on North Park.
• 42:24
  So yeah, you could watch,
• 42:27
  but it's not going to be the experience
• 42:29
  of hanging out in the arena and being
• 42:33
  a part of it.
• 42:33
  You're not going to have a seat.
• 42:35
  But I met amazing people doing it.
• 42:39
  And you're probably going to have to be
• 42:40
  on some sort of clock because they're
• 42:42
  going to need you to come back and
• 42:43
  do whatever you signed up to do.
• 42:46
  Like, don't be that guy that signs up.
• 42:48
  Like, oh, yeah, I'm going to volunteer.
• 42:50
  And just to be able to get some
• 42:51
  access to the athletes and to the floor
• 42:53
  and whatnot.
• 42:55
  The RX Plus package says you get some
• 42:57
  free food, beer,
• 42:58
  and some athletes meet and greets.
• 43:00
  And I think access to a lounge maybe.
• 43:02
  I think that's like the Madison Club when
• 43:04
  they were in Madison.
• 43:06
  where you got access to all that.
• 43:08
  And I don't think all the food and
• 43:10
  stuff were free.
• 43:11
  It's just you had access to kind of
• 43:13
  your own private area.
• 43:14
  If it's free, all the better.
• 43:16
  But there's no way they're carting the
• 43:17
  food and the lounge out to all these
• 43:20
  sites they're going to.
• 43:22
  A minimum of three on Wednesday.
• 43:25
  Right.
• 43:28
  Just no way.
• 43:28
  Experience a
• 43:37
  So anyway, there's all that.
• 43:44
  I also,
• 43:45
  I don't even know where to go with
• 43:46
  this.
• 43:49
  They were talking also about everybody
• 43:55
  doing this online review and picking apart
• 43:57
  everything here and there.
• 44:00
  And I was sitting there thinking like,
• 44:05
  we've got to get to a point where
• 44:09
  There is a difference between the
• 44:11
  methodology and the sport.
• 44:13
  Absolutely.
• 44:15
  Right.
• 44:17
  The, the methodology,
• 44:18
  you can scale things so that everybody can
• 44:21
  do it.
• 44:22
  Right.
• 44:23
  Anybody can do it on the sport.
• 44:28
  If you can't do something,
• 44:30
  then you don't get to compete.
• 44:35
  If someone says, well, I can't lock out,
• 44:38
  well, sorry about your luck.
• 44:41
  Yes,
• 44:41
  he didn't get that fix and then come
• 44:42
  try again.
• 44:44
  Right.
• 44:45
  Or my overhead mobility doesn't allow me
• 44:48
  to do that move in that,
• 44:49
  but to standard.
• 44:51
  Well, sucks to be you.
• 44:53
  Sucks to be you.
• 44:54
  I don't know what to say.
• 44:55
  Moving right along.
• 44:56
  This is not three-thirty class on Friday.
• 44:59
  And I got into a little fight with
• 45:00
  Tristan because I said,
• 45:03
  if you can't run a sub five forty,
• 45:05
  you're not going to play in the NFL.
• 45:09
  And he's like, well, kind of different,
• 45:11
  but kind of the same.
• 45:14
  And I was using an extreme example because
• 45:17
  I'm a podcaster and I want to invoke
• 45:19
  emotion.
• 45:20
  That's what we do.
• 45:22
  The other thing is,
• 45:23
  it just illustrates that to be a pro
• 45:27
  in something,
• 45:29
  you have to be the elite of the
• 45:30
  elite.
• 45:32
  There is no modification.
• 45:34
  There is no scale.
• 45:37
  Nope.
• 45:39
  You need to be snatching two hundred and
• 45:40
  seventy five to two hundred ninety five
• 45:42
  pounds plus.
• 45:43
  You need to be able to clean and
• 45:44
  jerk three sixty five and over like every
• 45:48
  day, not just once in a blue moon.
• 45:51
  You need to be able to run somewhere
• 45:53
  in the middle of a five ish.
• 45:55
  He was summoned by there's a there's a
• 45:58
  litany of things that you should have
• 46:00
  under your belt if you think you're going
• 46:01
  to be a CrossFit Games athlete.
• 46:05
  And if you're going to try to make
• 46:06
  a living off of it,
• 46:07
  then you definitely need to have something
• 46:09
  that are checked off of the list there.
• 46:13
  Don't come in here denying everything,
• 46:15
  Tristan.
• 46:15
  I watched what you wrote.
• 46:17
  I knew what you said.
• 46:21
  I took what you said,
• 46:23
  I inflamed it to create reaction,
• 46:26
  but to have a discussion about what the
• 46:29
  online review said.
• 46:30
  What he actually said was,
• 46:32
  if people don't have the body type to
• 46:35
  be able to do the thing to standard,
• 46:39
  when you're doing online review,
• 46:40
  you don't even know that.
• 46:43
  Right.
• 46:43
  Right.
• 46:44
  When you're doing an in-person competition
• 46:46
  and you talk to the judge, well,
• 46:48
  I have this thing where I can't do...
• 46:51
  You don't get to do that on online
• 46:52
  review.
• 46:53
  This is what locked out looks like.
• 46:54
  I've had,
• 46:56
  I know people that they get what they
• 46:58
  judge every single time.
• 46:59
  Hey, look,
• 46:59
  this is what locked out looks like.
• 47:01
  This is, I can't like,
• 47:02
  you can push on it.
• 47:03
  You can do whatever you want.
• 47:04
  That's where it's going to end up.
• 47:09
  If someone has long ass femurs and busted
• 47:12
  their ankles playing soccer and can't
• 47:13
  squat below parallel,
• 47:15
  you can't do the open then.
• 47:17
  Yes.
• 47:19
  Well, you can.
• 47:21
  you're gonna do you can't do it
• 47:22
  competitively you're gonna do the
• 47:24
  foundations version or whatever version it
• 47:26
  is that you can do you absolutely can
• 47:29
  still do the open but don't expect to
• 47:31
  find yourself at the crossfit games at the
• 47:33
  end of it uh yes vicky he fell
• 47:40
  into the trap failed victim to the classic
• 47:43
  blunder and most fans that's what we do
• 47:46
  we have things to talk about for five
• 47:49
  days a week
• 47:51
  So if you say something online, Tristan,
• 47:52
  I may grab it and I may twist
• 47:55
  it to what I want to talk about.
• 47:59
  It got you to jump in the chat,
• 48:00
  Tristan, if nothing else.
• 48:05
  You can do foundations.
• 48:06
  You can do scaled if you can do
• 48:08
  it to that standard.
• 48:10
  If you look at this stuff for foundations
• 48:11
  this year, it basically said,
• 48:13
  just go ahead and make up your own
• 48:15
  workout.
• 48:18
  It really, really does.
• 48:21
  And what Andrew was saying up there,
• 48:22
  that sometimes we do that for the Masters
• 48:24
  too much is one hundred percent correct.
• 48:28
  Right.
• 48:29
  Because I think we're.
• 48:31
  We're afraid we're going to piss people
• 48:33
  off and they're not going to sign up
• 48:34
  and then we're only going to have one
• 48:36
  hundred thousand people sign up for the
• 48:37
  open the next year.
• 48:39
  Yeah.
• 48:40
  There's all this fear of like what's going
• 48:42
  to happen if.
• 48:46
  And we're on this like fine razor's edge
• 48:49
  of, is it going to survive or not?
• 48:54
  And everybody's worried about pissing
• 48:56
  people off.
• 48:57
  And that is so counter to what created
• 49:00
  CrossFit.
• 49:01
  CrossFit was created to piss people off.
• 49:08
  And it's,
• 49:09
  I was having this discussion with Grant
• 49:11
  this morning and hopefully he doesn't mind
• 49:13
  me sharing,
• 49:14
  but
• 49:16
  They publicly say,
• 49:19
  CrossFit HQ publicly says that they review
• 49:22
  all semifinal workouts and approve them.
• 49:27
  But at the end of the day,
• 49:30
  but at the end of the day,
• 49:32
  they don't want to piss off these people
• 49:35
  that are funding their semifinal season.
• 49:39
  So is it truly a real review?
• 49:42
  And I don't think it's malicious from
• 49:43
  CrossFit.
• 49:45
  I think it's just that we're on this
• 49:48
  razor's edge of having somebody else pay
• 49:50
  for that.
• 49:52
  And so we don't want to piss them
• 49:53
  off.
• 49:54
  So, okay, throw it on damper.
• 50:04
  Right.
• 50:04
  Well, you know,
• 50:05
  you're not yet a hundred percent.
• 50:08
  Let them figure it out.
• 50:09
  That, uh, what was it?
• 50:11
  Emily Rethwell was just,
• 50:14
  Yes.
• 50:15
  Off the platform and was just yanking on
• 50:17
  the lane and throwing all her body weight
• 50:19
  onto it because of that.
• 50:20
  And I'm only using that example because
• 50:22
  that is what Dave used in his interview
• 50:24
  with Austin.
• 50:27
  That was brought up to them, to Boz.
• 50:30
  Boz brought it to Dave.
• 50:32
  And Dave and Boz said, well,
• 50:34
  let's see how it goes.
• 50:38
  If Dave was looking at his own
• 50:40
  programming,
• 50:41
  there's no way he would say the phrase,
• 50:43
  let's see how it goes.
• 50:46
  Not for an event.
• 50:47
  If it was in testing, yeah,
• 50:49
  a hundred percent.
• 50:49
  Right.
• 50:50
  That's a whole different.
• 50:51
  But not to like,
• 50:53
  see how it goes live at the event.
• 50:55
  Well, let's see how it goes.
• 50:57
  After the first, the first heat goes,
• 50:59
  then maybe if we have to make an
• 51:00
  adjustment, we'll make an adjustment.
• 51:02
  That way they'll scores will be different
• 51:03
  than the first people scores.
• 51:05
  Like that's insane.
• 51:06
  Yeah.
• 51:10
  I think with movement standards and event
• 51:15
  organizers and event events,
• 51:20
  we are just not trying to piss people
• 51:22
  off.
• 51:25
  Which is no way to travel through life
• 51:27
  in general and definitely no way to run
• 51:31
  events and doing the things that we're
• 51:33
  doing to try to find a fitness owner.
• 51:35
  And all of that...
• 51:37
  is creating a product that is harder and
• 51:40
  harder to watch and harder and harder to
• 51:45
  move forward.
• 51:49
  Because life comes with tough decisions.
• 51:53
  Every single day.
• 51:54
  I mean, there are books upon books.
• 51:57
  I don't read them,
• 51:59
  but there are books upon books about
• 52:01
  having critical conversations.
• 52:03
  Scott's heard about books upon books about
• 52:06
  having more conversation.
• 52:09
  People don't like them.
• 52:13
  But you have to have them.
• 52:14
  Hey, you preach to the choir right here.
• 52:17
  They're all pot, meat, kettle.
• 52:21
  There's a whole book.
• 52:23
  An entire book called The Comfort Crisis
• 52:27
  that is about exactly what we're talking
• 52:29
  about, about people not wanting,
• 52:31
  they just want it soft and make it
• 52:33
  okay.
• 52:34
  Dude, no.
• 52:36
  Sometimes it needs to be difficult.
• 52:39
  The entire thing of what we do is
• 52:41
  based around doing hard things,
• 52:43
  things that other people do not do,
• 52:46
  will not do because they don't want it,
• 52:50
  they want it easy.
• 52:50
  They want the easy way out.
• 52:52
  avera says i play in a men's golf
• 52:54
  leg and it pisses me off the pga
• 52:55
  won't let me play in their events i
• 52:57
  should be playing right now at shinnecock
• 53:00
  and all i can think of is uh
• 53:04
  beavis and butthead going hey he said i
• 53:13
  feel like you just made that up it's
• 53:15
  a it is a real golf course i
• 53:18
  know nothing about golf so
• 53:21
  Well,
• 53:22
  here's what I – here's what I –
• 53:27
  yes, I am done with books, Omar.
• 53:28
  Totally.
• 53:32
  I said they're out there.
• 53:32
  I didn't say I read them.
• 53:33
  Correct.
• 53:35
  Very specific.
• 53:36
  Very specific about that.
• 53:39
  What I do want to say is there's
• 53:41
  also this fear that you're not going to
• 53:43
  get the fittest to the games to compete.
• 53:47
  You, as a league,
• 53:48
  you don't get to say who comes to
• 53:50
  the championship.
• 53:53
  the the performance on the field is what
• 53:56
  gets you to the championship and if you
• 53:58
  don't make it through that gauntlet
• 54:01
  because you had the flu on one day
• 54:03
  well so be it it just is what
• 54:05
  it is i i think this was on
• 54:09
  girls interrupted i made the comment i
• 54:11
  don't maybe it was with i don't know
• 54:15
  i watched so much content because i was
• 54:16
  here by myself last night right i'm
• 54:20
  confused but
• 54:22
  Why is Brooke Entz and Josh Bridges Road
• 54:27
  to the Games the most watched Road to
• 54:29
  the Games ever?
• 54:31
  Because they didn't make it.
• 54:33
  Yeah.
• 54:35
  Because that was a story.
• 54:37
  And everybody was there to see the
• 54:40
  reaction and how they handled it.
• 54:44
  FYI, spoiler alert,
• 54:46
  one handled it way better than the other
• 54:47
  did.
• 54:47
  In case you haven't watched it.
• 54:51
  But I bet you everybody in this chat
• 54:53
  has seen that road to the games.
• 54:56
  So why do we care if one person
• 54:59
  misses it?
• 55:01
  The games went on without Sam Briggs in
• 55:03
  twenty fourteen.
• 55:05
  The games went on without those two in
• 55:07
  twenty sixteen.
• 55:10
  And they came back.
• 55:13
  Like, well, not Brooke, but.
• 55:18
  Sam Briggs.
• 55:20
  made her way back to the game,
• 55:21
  which made even more of a story.
• 55:24
  Josh Bridges made it back to the games,
• 55:27
  which was a whole other story.
• 55:28
  Yeah.
• 55:29
  And just for you, Corey, the U.S.
• 55:36
  Golf Open is going on right now in
• 55:38
  Shinnecock, at Shinnecock, in Long Island.
• 55:44
  Is it in Long Island or on Long
• 55:45
  Island?
• 55:46
  Because it is an island.
• 55:47
  Are you on the island or are you
• 55:48
  in the island?
• 55:50
  If you're in the city,
• 55:52
  you're in the city, not on the city.
• 55:54
  Do you get in the plane or do
• 55:55
  you get on the plane?
• 55:58
  You can get on the plane.
• 55:59
  I'm going to get in the plane.
• 56:00
  How about that?
• 56:01
  And then we'll take off and we'll see
• 56:02
  who's still there whenever we get to our
• 56:04
  destination.
• 56:08
  You know,
• 56:09
  I'd probably know the answer to those
• 56:10
  questions if I read books.
• 56:12
  If you would actually read a book from
• 56:14
  time to time.
• 56:14
  Yeah.
• 56:15
  Yeah.
• 56:19
  I watched that episode a few days ago.
• 56:20
  It's my favorite.
• 56:21
  I watched it over the weekend again.
• 56:23
  It's almost everybody's favorite because
• 56:28
  that's what sports is about.
• 56:31
  Sports is about the New York Knicks were
• 56:35
  not supposed to win the NBA championship
• 56:37
  this year.
• 56:39
  Everybody said it was going to be someone
• 56:41
  from the Western Conference because it is
• 56:43
  much stronger.
• 56:44
  It wasn't.
• 56:45
  Everybody said the Celtics were better.
• 56:47
  Celtics didn't even make it to the
• 56:49
  championship game on their side.
• 56:51
  But that's what makes sports great.
• 56:56
  And the Celtics have the coach that gives
• 56:57
  the absolute best post-game interviews
• 57:00
  I've ever seen in my entire life.
• 57:04
  Is Shinnecock in the island?
• 57:08
  Depends on if they bought another island
• 57:09
  enough drinks, I guess.
• 57:13
  What would, and this is Long Island, so.
• 57:16
  Hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 57:17
  Doesn't take as many of those drinks.
• 57:19
  Saddle up, baby.
• 57:24
  Do you get in a Clydesdale or on
• 57:26
  a Clydesdale?
• 57:27
  Well, it depends on who you are.
• 57:28
  Again, yeah.
• 57:31
  It really depends on who you are at
• 57:32
  that point.
• 57:33
  Um,
• 57:37
  Watching the dynamic between her and Mars
• 57:39
  is just literally watching their marriage
• 57:41
  dissolve.
• 57:42
  Right in front of our face.
• 57:43
  Right in front of our faces.
• 57:46
  My heart broke for him, dude,
• 57:47
  because Mars is a really nice guy.
• 57:51
  And he just wanted to do and be
• 57:54
  there for you.
• 57:54
  You can see him trying to figure it
• 57:56
  out as the weekend goes,
• 57:58
  every time they interview him.
• 57:59
  Gosh, don't do that.
• 58:03
  So...
• 58:05
  Back to the inner Ana Clydesdale.
• 58:07
  Based on all the comments on all my
• 58:09
  shows,
• 58:10
  nobody really cares about that because
• 58:13
  it's more about Corey and Jamie and
• 58:15
  Carolyn.
• 58:17
  But okay, I'm not bitter.
• 58:19
  I'm not bitter.
• 58:21
  I'll just keep hitting the lab,
• 58:23
  doing my thing.
• 58:24
  And just carry your smooth baritone with
• 58:28
  us the rest of the time that we're
• 58:29
  here.
• 58:35
  My man, Joe,
• 58:36
  who is an awesome photographer and has
• 58:40
  worked for us in the past.
• 58:41
  He helped me with the Hattie doc.
• 58:43
  I was going through some stuff and he's
• 58:45
  ninety five percent better.
• 58:46
  And I am so glad to see that.
• 58:54
  The last thing I was going to talk
• 58:55
  about.
• 58:59
  Yeah, this is a lot.
• 59:01
  I grew up,
• 59:02
  I was in the eighties and nineties.
• 59:06
  Sure.
• 59:06
  ESPN SportsCenter was on my TV.
• 59:09
  Every morning.
• 59:11
  At least five hours.
• 59:13
  Every morning.
• 59:14
  When I got up, SportsCenter was on.
• 59:18
  Rich Eisen is doing a series called This
• 59:20
  Was SportsCenter.
• 59:22
  And he's interviewing other SportsCenter
• 59:26
  hosts from that era.
• 59:28
  Yep.
• 59:29
  I grew up with Rich Eisen and Stuart
• 59:31
  Scott being like...
• 59:32
  Because I was bouncing in bars and
• 59:34
  bartending,
• 59:35
  and they were on when I came home.
• 59:38
  Booyah!
• 59:41
  And so Rich is always going to have
• 59:42
  a special place in my heart.
• 59:45
  I've watched two of the four episodes.
• 59:47
  I've watched the Dan Patrick and I've
• 59:49
  watched the Linda Cohn.
• 59:50
  I have laughed nonstop on both of them.
• 59:54
  They are great watches,
• 59:56
  and it's probably more nostalgia...
• 59:59
  than straight humor, but it is... Yes,
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  Ken.
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  It was SportsCenter and MTV for hours,
• 1:00:08
  back when MTV actually played music.
• 1:00:10
  I was going to say, yeah.
• 1:00:12
  Before MTV just decided to just go full
• 1:00:16
  reality TV and change it to RTV.
• 1:00:19
  It made a whole lot more sense at
• 1:00:20
  that point.
• 1:00:20
  But yeah,
• 1:00:21
  when they actually played music videos and
• 1:00:24
  had VJs, good stuff.
• 1:00:28
  Martha Quinn, Nina Blackwood.
• 1:00:31
  Kennedy.
• 1:00:34
  Downtown Julie Brown.
• 1:00:35
  Downtown Julie Brown.
• 1:00:36
  What was the old dude's name?
• 1:00:37
  Did the news?
• 1:00:39
  Kurt Loder.
• 1:00:39
  Yep.
• 1:00:41
  As cool as the other side of the
• 1:00:42
  pillow.
• 1:00:42
  Good stuff, man.
• 1:00:45
  My favorite rich one is when someone would
• 1:00:49
  rob somebody of a home run and he
• 1:00:50
  would go, you want me on that wall?
• 1:00:52
  You need me on that wall.
• 1:00:58
  oh oh oh video killed the radio star
• 1:01:06
  the buggles dude we are we are old
• 1:01:09
  i have a don't ask me what i
• 1:01:13
  had for dinner last night don't ask me
• 1:01:15
  what i did yesterday at two o'clock in
• 1:01:17
  the afternoon don't ask me any like
• 1:01:20
  real maybe semi important pertinent
• 1:01:22
  questions but song lyrics from the
• 1:01:25
  eighties let's go and the fact that you
• 1:01:28
  still know that the buggles are the people
• 1:01:30
  who sang it yep you can't know one
• 1:01:34
  without the other like that's just the two
• 1:01:37
  things need to kind of go together yeah
• 1:01:39
  i uh i still have to watch mike
• 1:01:41
  greenberg and chris berman uh they're out
• 1:01:43
  too
• 1:01:46
  What was interesting in this episode is
• 1:01:48
  they were talking about how when ESPN went
• 1:01:50
  to the bottom line,
• 1:01:52
  that scrolling ticker of scores across the
• 1:01:55
  bottom, and how they were all pissed.
• 1:01:58
  Yeah,
• 1:01:59
  because now you're taking stuff away from
• 1:02:01
  us to do.
• 1:02:01
  Well, right.
• 1:02:03
  They said they would write the setups for
• 1:02:05
  something,
• 1:02:06
  and it's harder to surprise the audience
• 1:02:09
  when they know the outcome.
• 1:02:10
  Right,
• 1:02:11
  because it's been ticking across the
• 1:02:13
  bottom the entire time.
• 1:02:15
  And I will admit like when I,
• 1:02:16
  there were times when I didn't know what
• 1:02:18
  the score of the game was.
• 1:02:20
  We didn't have internet.
• 1:02:22
  All you had was sports center to tell
• 1:02:24
  you.
• 1:02:25
  And I would wait until that game appeared
• 1:02:29
  on the screen.
• 1:02:31
  And then when the bottom line came,
• 1:02:32
  if that score came up, Oh, okay.
• 1:02:34
  I can go to bed now.
• 1:02:35
  Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Cool.
• 1:02:36
  Done.
• 1:02:40
  Go to sleep.
• 1:02:41
  Now I think we've taken the ticker to
• 1:02:42
  a whole new level.
• 1:02:44
  Um,
• 1:02:45
  with politics and,
• 1:02:47
  and votes and all of the things,
• 1:02:51
  whether it's everywhere.
• 1:02:55
  I don't need to know for two hours
• 1:02:56
  straight that I'm under a tornado watch.
• 1:02:58
  Tell me once and I get it.
• 1:02:59
  Hey bro.
• 1:03:01
  Yesterday morning, South Louisiana,
• 1:03:06
  within six hours, we had a tropical storm,
• 1:03:09
  tropical storm warning, a flood warning,
• 1:03:11
  a tornado warning,
• 1:03:13
  in a heat, yeah, flood advisory,
• 1:03:15
  excuse me, and in a heat,
• 1:03:19
  extreme heat water, within six hours.
• 1:03:21
  But I get all that on my phone
• 1:03:22
  now.
• 1:03:24
  I didn't know about any of it until,
• 1:03:27
  I literally didn't know we were having a
• 1:03:28
  tropical storm until it was happening.
• 1:03:32
  For all intents and purposes.
• 1:03:35
  Meg remembers watching the tickers to see
• 1:03:37
  if her school was closed.
• 1:03:39
  Here's the deal.
• 1:03:40
  When I was a kid,
• 1:03:42
  we didn't have that.
• 1:03:43
  I grew up in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:03:45
  Right.
• 1:03:46
  So we had to listen to the radio
• 1:03:49
  to find out if our school was closed.
• 1:03:51
  Us too.
• 1:03:53
  And then my daughter,
• 1:03:55
  we lived here in Columbus.
• 1:03:56
  She gets born.
• 1:03:57
  There are so many freaking schools in the
• 1:03:58
  Columbus viewing area.
• 1:04:00
  Right.
• 1:04:01
  You'd have to wait almost a half an
• 1:04:03
  hour to find out if you can go
• 1:04:04
  back to bed.
• 1:04:07
  We didn't even have to talk about living
• 1:04:10
  in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:04:11
  Like,
• 1:04:12
  I went to the kindergarten through eighth
• 1:04:15
  grade all at one place.
• 1:04:17
  Pierport primary all the way through
• 1:04:20
  Pierport elementary.
• 1:04:21
  And then we just went to Assumption High.
• 1:04:22
  Like there was no,
• 1:04:23
  it's the only school in the parish.
• 1:04:24
  It's the only high school in the parish.
• 1:04:26
  So if we didn't have school for whatever
• 1:04:28
  reason,
• 1:04:29
  it was probably because a hurricane came
• 1:04:31
  through and there wasn't school to go to.
• 1:04:33
  It just was no electricity or whatever
• 1:04:35
  else was going on.
• 1:04:37
  Meg grew up in Montana.
• 1:04:38
  So like,
• 1:04:39
  It would only take like five schools to
• 1:04:41
  get through the whole gambit.
• 1:04:43
  Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  So she could do the TV thing.
• 1:04:46
  Yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Benita,
• 1:04:53
  we also would listen to the radio to
• 1:04:55
  see if schools closed because it was too
• 1:04:56
  cold for the buses to run.
• 1:04:59
  Never been that cold here.
• 1:05:00
  Dude,
• 1:05:01
  my buses had chains on the tires in
• 1:05:03
  the winter.
• 1:05:05
  Every time I hear that,
• 1:05:06
  I have absolutely no idea what it looks
• 1:05:07
  like because...
• 1:05:10
  It's snowed.
• 1:05:11
  Let me see.
• 1:05:13
  I don't,
• 1:05:14
  I don't even know how to describe it.
• 1:05:16
  The first time I remember ever seeing snow
• 1:05:20
  was in nineteen eight, eight, eight,
• 1:05:22
  eight, eight, nine.
• 1:05:25
  We had a light dusting over the whole
• 1:05:27
  yard and we thought it was the greatest
• 1:05:29
  thing on earth.
• 1:05:30
  Right.
• 1:05:31
  And then I don't ever remember it's
• 1:05:32
  snowing again until two thousand and six.
• 1:05:41
  See,
• 1:05:42
  I grew up in the Appalachian mountains
• 1:05:43
  with snow and hills.
• 1:05:46
  So the chains like,
• 1:05:47
  and I'm talking like thick chain would
• 1:05:50
  wrap around the tire and it would cross
• 1:05:52
  over.
• 1:05:53
  There was like two chains down the side
• 1:05:56
  and a bunch of chains, like a ladder.
• 1:05:58
  Right.
• 1:05:59
  And then the bus would drive over it
• 1:06:01
  and then you would hook it and that
• 1:06:02
  would wrap around the tire.
• 1:06:04
  And those big chain links would dig into
• 1:06:06
  the ice and snow.
• 1:06:09
  yeah if you do that just so you
• 1:06:10
  could climb the hill if you do that
• 1:06:12
  down here you just tear up the asphalt
• 1:06:14
  right well and we had studded tires where
• 1:06:17
  they had tires where they put like little
• 1:06:19
  mini nails all through it so you have
• 1:06:22
  nails in your tire down here you've got
• 1:06:25
  yeah not big nails these are tiny little
• 1:06:27
  nails like spikes like wearing turf shoes
• 1:06:31
  on a soccer field yeah
• 1:06:34
  Right.
• 1:06:34
  Same premise.
• 1:06:35
  But there were certain dates you had to
• 1:06:38
  have them off your car because they ruined
• 1:06:39
  the asphalt.
• 1:06:40
  Yeah.
• 1:06:41
  None of that.
• 1:06:46
  We have studded tires from October to
• 1:06:48
  April.
• 1:06:51
  Yep.
• 1:06:52
  Judy did the old phone tree.
• 1:06:58
  There was enough.
• 1:06:59
  There was a few enough people in town.
• 1:07:01
  when i grew up the town i grew
• 1:07:02
  up in you didn't even have to dial
• 1:07:04
  like my grandmother's number was two five
• 1:07:06
  two six two seven uh six two seven
• 1:07:08
  four when i was a young kid when
• 1:07:10
  i first learned her number that's the only
• 1:07:12
  number i needed was the six two seven
• 1:07:13
  four and therefore i could just dial six
• 1:07:15
  two seven four and get their house yeah
• 1:07:23
  i'll never forget that i got that that's
• 1:07:25
  gonna stick with me until i'll be a
• 1:07:26
  hundred years old
• 1:07:31
  Did you ever watch The Punk'd?
• 1:07:36
  I did.
• 1:07:37
  But I knew it as Candid Camera.
• 1:07:40
  Yeah.
• 1:07:41
  I understood.
• 1:07:46
  No, I didn't.
• 1:07:46
  I thought Ashton Kutcher was...
• 1:07:48
  I like him acting in movies,
• 1:07:51
  but when he was just like...
• 1:07:52
  I thought that was obnoxious as shit.
• 1:07:55
  I never watched any of it.
• 1:07:57
  Yeah, that was kind of after me.
• 1:07:59
  I mean, literally,
• 1:07:59
  I watched Candid Camera in the
• 1:08:01
  a lot yeah it was um but yeah
• 1:08:07
  also watch night rider and the a team
• 1:08:10
  and the a team fall guy dukes of
• 1:08:14
  hazard and good lord simon and simon
• 1:08:20
  magnum pi magnum pi all right man now
• 1:08:26
  we're now you're just now you're just on
• 1:08:29
  the hallucinogens man and we're
• 1:08:34
  Uh, anyone?
• 1:08:36
  Yes, Ken.
• 1:08:36
  I was going to talk about the party
• 1:08:38
  lines,
• 1:08:38
  but I decided probably need to get out
• 1:08:40
  of this conversation and get back to
• 1:08:42
  cleaning my garage and being bitter that
• 1:08:45
  nobody thinks I'm attractive.
• 1:08:47
  But anyway, enough about that.
• 1:08:52
  Uh,
• 1:08:54
  after I cleaned the garage I'm gonna take
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• 1:08:58
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• 1:09:31
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• 1:09:34
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• 1:09:55
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• 1:09:57
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• 1:09:59
  Shortly.
• 1:10:01
  So go watch that.
• 1:10:04
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• 1:10:06
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• 1:10:08
  With that,
• 1:10:08
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• 1:10:13
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• 1:10:14
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• 1:10:15
  And I'm working on a special guest for
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• 1:10:19
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• 1:10:24
  You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
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• 1:10:28
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• 1:10:39
  Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
• 1:10:40
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• 1:10:41
  Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
• 1:10:42
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• 1:10:43
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• 1:10:44
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• 1:10:47
  From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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• 1:10:52
  Midday motivation every time we press
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• 1:10:56
  Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
• 1:10:58
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• 1:11:01
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