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FULL SHOW: We can't say that on radio (ft Heta Dawson!) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos Rehydrate the right way
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  Speaker 1: with real ingredients and natural colors. Welcome, this is big, big.
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  Speaker 2: Show, really big.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Height might nod and cheesy.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get a your man, bastards, great VR company of
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  Speaker 4: this blustery Tuesday afternoon. It is the thirty first of
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  Speaker 4: March twenty twenty six, and you, your mad bastards, are
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  Speaker 4: listening to the Big Show brought to you by Toledos.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say Toledos? I did, Keezy, Toledos Rehydrate the
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  Speaker 2: and natural colors as well, Toledos.
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  Speaker 4: Now I need to start the show by saying, no
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  Speaker 4: Mogi today, Keezy, No, the eye candy of the show,
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  Speaker 4: the Stallion, the old gray Fox. He's off at some
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  Speaker 4: fancy Pence film sort of opening again.
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  Speaker 5: What was it? The Hunt for the Wilder People.
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  Speaker 2: Ten year anniversary? All the people that were in the movie,
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  Speaker 2: including all the big shots like Tiger White tz I
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  Speaker 2: believe Rita Aura as well, maybe there as well. But
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  Speaker 2: Mogi's down there and celebrating the fact that's turn ten.
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  Speaker 2: But I think we're going to hear from him later
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  Speaker 2: in the show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, we'll.
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  Speaker 2: Get in touch with them.
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  Speaker 4: Hopefully he's got a couple of interviews there with all
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  Speaker 4: the big stars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think he was saying as he was on his
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  Speaker 2: way there that he's keen to get a couple of
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  Speaker 2: interviews so that we can play it on the show.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Good stuff, mate. Hey you're looking good man. You're wearing
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  Speaker 4: one of your.
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  Speaker 5: Broom broom shits.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I call them your brom brom shits with your little
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  Speaker 4: cars on there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's got a car on it doing
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  Speaker 2: a burnout. I'm pretty pleased with it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's pretty good man.
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  Speaker 2: It looks good and adding my warrior's hat. And I
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  Speaker 2: think the message I'm sitting out to people is I'm
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  Speaker 2: just a normal guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, it's an average dude. You know. I'm not showing
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  Speaker 2: up to work with flash new haircuts, brand new crisp
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  Speaker 2: button up shirts on like you hoardy J, brand new
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  Speaker 2: boots which were like six hundred bucks. Yeah man, you
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  Speaker 2: look good though.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 5: I like to set the standard.
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  Speaker 4: I just sort of feel you fellows have slept recently, right, particularly.
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  Speaker 2: You speak ill.
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  Speaker 4: He's not here you know, because you're running the trackie pants.
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  Speaker 4: I've actually sort of argued with myself about that when
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  Speaker 4: I've been at home. Do I do a keysy and
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  Speaker 4: wear my filthy dirty track is to work? Or do
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  Speaker 4: I try and make a bit of an effort and
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  Speaker 4: be professional?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think, seriously, do you think I wear these
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  Speaker 2: track pants too much?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: And you could wash them every now and then. They've
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  Speaker 4: got a few stains on that. I'm not happy, well,
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  Speaker 4: genuine question.
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  Speaker 2: I'm genuinely worried that I'm wear his pants too much. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: so it's good to know.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, new listen, we've got a big showy head. We've
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  Speaker 4: got no Mowgi to take us through it. Actually, I
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  Speaker 4: just realized, Oh, I know, what will we do?
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  Speaker 5: What's happening on the Big Show with old.
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  Speaker 2: Easy good stuff Hoidy Jay, huge show head of course,
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  Speaker 2: another chance to get yourself in the drawer from Magic
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  Speaker 2: Round You and a mate coming over to Brizzee with
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  Speaker 2: the Big Show team for three amazing nights of NRL awesomeness.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna do this. Listen now for that cue to call,
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  Speaker 2: and get ready to call. Oh eight hundred Hodaki, how
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  Speaker 2: good I have a massive first world problem. Yes, it
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  Speaker 2: happened to me last night, and I think it might
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  Speaker 2: be the biggest first world problem I've ever had.
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  Speaker 4: Well, okay, yeah, I thought you were going to say
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  Speaker 4: you had a massive nose problem, but then you seguayed
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  Speaker 4: good stuff. I had a thing happened to me yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: It was so shocking with my wife. Right, I've got
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  Speaker 4: to talk about it next.
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  Speaker 2: Right, shouldn't point out your massive nose? Did she? Also
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  Speaker 2: comedian hits A Dawson on After five Let's all go.
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  Speaker 5: Let's all go, mate his gorillas.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 4: He is indeed Nirvana there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this blustery Tuesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes
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  Speaker 4: past four o'clock. No Moggi today, he's off too far
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  Speaker 4: to hunt for the Wilder People ten years celebration?
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  Speaker 5: Is it in Wally?
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  Speaker 6: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: And I think it's up here in Auckland?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Yes, to.
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  Speaker 2: Be honest, I have no idea, but all the big
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  Speaker 2: shots are there, all the famous actors, and we will
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  Speaker 2: be hearing from him later in the show.
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  Speaker 4: Keezy, something shocking happened to me yesterday and involved my
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  Speaker 4: wife and my daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Right, okay, I know what you.
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  Speaker 5: Were about to press.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was about to fire off the sexy music
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  Speaker 2: and you said your wife and your daughter. I was like, yeah, yeah, ok.
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  Speaker 4: We were coming back from Manga Fi and we were
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  Speaker 4: traveling in the car there little aqua.
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  Speaker 2: Three of you in a Toyota aqua.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Man, plenty of space to speak easy.
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  Speaker 2: You're doing so well.
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  Speaker 4: You thank you, And as per usual, my wife said,
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  Speaker 4: shall we listen to a podcast in the car?
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  Speaker 5: And I said to you, that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: We often do that on long trips.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I find it better than music sometimes because it makes
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  Speaker 4: me just distracts me from the long drive. Not that
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  Speaker 4: Mangi fies a long drive anymore, New motorways chill.
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  Speaker 5: In any way.
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  Speaker 4: Usually what we run with is your sort of true crime,
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  Speaker 4: you know, your murder mystery sort of stuff. But my
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  Speaker 4: daughter finds that kind of thing kind of upsetting, you know,
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  Speaker 4: when people get murdered.
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  Speaker 2: And stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: Kind of like your wife, she doesn't like getting murder.
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  Speaker 4: She doesn't like, you know, sort of death and murder.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, who does really apart from psychos.
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  Speaker 2: So you're right, if anything slightly scary. My wife is
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  Speaker 2: not into it.
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  Speaker 5: I then my.
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  Speaker 4: Wife said, oh, I know, I've got this podcast that's
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  Speaker 4: really good, and I can't remember the name of it.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't say that I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: And the premise of the podcast is this is that
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  Speaker 4: people call up an anonymous line, right, and they confess
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  Speaker 4: to a secret that they've never told anyone right ever before.
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  Speaker 2: But it's anonymous.
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  Speaker 4: But it's anonymous, no one knows who you are, and
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  Speaker 4: they tell their story about the secret. And I said, oh,
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  Speaker 4: that sounds pretty good. That actually sounds like a pretty
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  Speaker 4: good premise for a podcast. Actually, that sounds good.
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  Speaker 6: Do it.
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  Speaker 2: We should steal that and do it.
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  Speaker 4: We're sure we can tell our own secrets, Keezy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: yours would be shocking bastards.
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  Speaker 2: Well, to be honest, most of might have been said
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  Speaker 2: by you guys on here, So I don't think I've
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  Speaker 2: got any left.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got to stop telling us your secret.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And without a word of a lie, this is
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  Speaker 4: the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter's sitting in the back seat.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think my wife's going to be very happy
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  Speaker 4: that I bring this up on the radio. Anyway, it
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  Speaker 4: was a nineteen twenty year old. She might have been
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  Speaker 4: a bit older than she was, about twenty three to
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  Speaker 4: twenty four.
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  Speaker 5: Women, right, and her opening lines for.
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  Speaker 4: This podcast where I think I was about nineteen or
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  Speaker 4: twenty when I first became interested in ass play And
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  Speaker 4: your wife put this on and my wife had put
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  Speaker 4: it on, and there was this crystallized moment of silence
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  Speaker 4: in the car, and then my daughter in the back
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  Speaker 4: seat said, I'm sorry, did.
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  Speaker 2: She just say ass play? Yeah? And just for those
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  Speaker 2: that are the weird, Jason, what is asked Finky.
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  Speaker 4: Well, she then immediately got into what she was talking about, right, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: One day I found I cannot I cannot repeat that
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  Speaker 4: part because even for me it was fel free, right okay.
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  Speaker 5: And my wife's quite you know, she doesn't like that
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  Speaker 5: kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: And we were like, oh my god, yeah okay, and
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  Speaker 4: immediately shut it down and my whole car off.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We just pulled average to the side of the road,
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  Speaker 4: got out of the car and took some deep breaths.
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  Speaker 4: But it was very funny, and my daughter didn't stop
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  Speaker 4: laughing for about ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is a this is a massive issue that,
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  Speaker 2: like a lot of people face, you know, like at
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  Speaker 2: Christmas time. We're talking about this in the office earlier,
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  Speaker 2: but like you will gather around with the family to
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  Speaker 2: watch Love. Actually, yes, and there's the nude that sex scene.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they go full throttle.
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  Speaker 2: Well I wouldn't say full thrill.
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  Speaker 5: They hammer away?
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  Speaker 2: Is that hammering away?
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  Speaker 5: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I've I've seen more vigorous keezy but yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well this is the other thing too, is we have
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  Speaker 4: this weird thing with my when my daughter comes over
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  Speaker 4: from Australia, we will watch a movie together and inevitably,
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  Speaker 4: you know, some massive sex scene comes.
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  Speaker 2: Onpens all the time, right, It's.
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  Speaker 4: It's humiliating for all of us. In fact, it's become
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  Speaker 4: a running joke.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 2: It's so you guys do this so often that it's
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  Speaker 2: a running joke. Jays. I don't think these are coincidences.
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  Speaker 2: I think you guys intentionally do this.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, we were thinking, does that happen to other people?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: On three four three?
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  Speaker 2: Is anyone else out there accidentally putting themselves in weird
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  Speaker 2: situations like that with your parents or with your kids
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  Speaker 2: as well? Accidentally, to be honest, probably happens a lot
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  Speaker 2: with people listening to the Big Show just then for example?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe just quickly though, what is ass.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: Playing the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ikey, welcome.
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  Speaker 7: Back, but Big Show, Madji Crown three big, Let's put
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  Speaker 7: another man Bustard on the bench.
• 9:57
  Speaker 4: No bug of that, Keysy, Let's do three, well, mowgi's away.
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  Speaker 4: Let's do a special treat three.
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  Speaker 2: We always do three here? All right, Okay, it is
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: special though? What is Magic Round? Someone just texting?
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: Did they?
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: But Magic Ground is three nights over in Brisbane, eight
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: games of NRL, all of them at sun Corpse Stadium.
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  Speaker 2: It's all put together thanks to boys Trip Dot, co
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Dot and Z. We all fly over there together. We
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: stand the same hotel, we go to the same functions.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: It is and I'm very excited that it's it's getting near, Jace.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: It is my favorite weekend of the entire year.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: And the fact that while the same, I know it's
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: it's your least favorite weekend of the day. Yeah, but
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: I know these the chance to go and watch all
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  Speaker 2: that and have a few beers with a potential backbone
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: and his mate or her mate, How good man, it's exciting.
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: Let's go to the phone lines. Get a Robbie a
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: mayor bastard.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: Hell's life fell to the big dog. Yeah, you're good
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: on you mate. Tell me, Robbie, what do you do
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  Speaker 4: for a cross mate?
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: We can construct the Hawks bay mate.
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, mess back when you love your league obviously.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it mate.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: You're loving the season so far with the Warriors.
• 11:08
  Speaker 6: They going to right.
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: I tell you what last week last week in they're
• 11:12
  Speaker 5: on fire, mate, Yeah.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: Here was They were on fire for the opening twenty minutes. Jace.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Robbie. Who's your favorite war.
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: Probably Jackson? Yeah, he's going great guns, isn't He just
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: had his hundred and two and he's getting good meetings
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  Speaker 4: up the scene here.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Plus he'll be in for big minutes now that Mitch
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  Speaker 2: Barnett sends it again. By the way, spoiler if you
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: don't know, Mitch Barnett out for six weeks. Robbie, congrats mate,
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: we're checking the drawer right the line. Man.
• 11:44
  Speaker 5: Good a Matthew Ti, Tim, you're mad Bassart? How's life Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Bloody good things mate? Are you getting on with you?
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  Speaker 4: Ja?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Good things? Tim can't complain. What do you do
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  Speaker 5: for a crass mate?
• 11:55
  Speaker 6: Always in sales?
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: Mate?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what are you selling us? Ten?
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Couchy is what they used to call me, couching on
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: my last name, couch I'm selling.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: AI artificial intelligence? Or are you impregnating cows? A little
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: bit of columb Yeah right, very confusing, but it sounds great.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: Turn me into your rugby league mate?
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  Speaker 6: Oh? I love him?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah mate? Who would you take with you?
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: Off?
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  Speaker 4: Here?
• 12:27
  Speaker 6: That on Friday night? I took the whee sailer along
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  Speaker 6: to the round ball out at.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: Mountain and all white playing and a head of phone
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  Speaker 1: going here, just keeping what on the warrious?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Good on you mate?
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. That's a true fan for your
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  Speaker 2: Hoidy j Congrats to Maate. You're in the drawer cake,
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Thank you, hold the line there.
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: Get a mat a mad Bassett house live.
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, buddy, go to Hody. How are you right?
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: Good? Thanks mate? Good? What do you do for a
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  Speaker 5: crass mate?
• 12:57
  Speaker 6: I'm go downs?
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Are you joking me? We're about some christ h it's
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: matto ringon?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Who would you take? Who would you take with you
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: if you are lucky enough to win? Men?
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  Speaker 6: Oh there's a few of the boys that I'm sure
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  Speaker 6: we'd have to raffle off a ticket to come with me.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, yeah, graffel or a fight or something. That's
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  Speaker 2: how a lot of it.
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: Just hold the line, just for a sit. What do
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: you reckon about Matti Man?
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  Speaker 2: No, he sounds legit, Yeah he does. Yeah, hot out.
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  Speaker 2: Well you don't like him because I can tell you
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  Speaker 2: bristling a week.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I just it's not that I don't like him,
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  Speaker 4: I just don't know that he's being honest with us.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, you know you can hear I say,
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  Speaker 2: who Meta, Hey, Mattai, are you in the drawer?
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  Speaker 5: Mate?
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  Speaker 6: Oh bloody, it's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Good on your mates, Good luck you hold the line,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: Matti and old Big Delly would take care of you.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: There once again a big shot out to boys trip
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  Speaker 2: dot Co dott Ins and if you want to guarantee
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: your spot on the trip, go there and book. Otherwise,
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: listen out for another cuter call and get ready to
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: call eight hundred Hodaky Beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio HDARKI.
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: Sound guarden there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. This
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  Speaker 4: Blastery Tuesday afternoon now, as we mentioned, no Mogi today
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  Speaker 4: he's at the ten year celebration of Hunt for the
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  Speaker 4: Wilder People.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. He had a massive role in that film.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: He was one of the hunters, so of course it
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: couldn't go ahead without him being there, and he joins us,
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  Speaker 2: right now, come in.
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  Speaker 5: Moggie, get your mad dogsoday, mate.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Moggy. Jason is confused, where is this thing?
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  Speaker 6: Where is it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Is it?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Wellington?
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: Nash is an auctorand mate, Oh yeah, the Cabinet Newlyn
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  Speaker 6: reading cinemas absolutely going on. So we've got the ten
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  Speaker 6: year anniversary of Hunt for the Wilder People, and it
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: looks like Goodbye Pork Tyre is coming up next week. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: classic the recent movies out here for you ollers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff mate, you know obviously mingling with all
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: your stars you got there with you.
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  Speaker 6: There's a few few. There's old Cohen Hollway, there is
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: a mad is who else? Jackie Brown, Rachel House, Oscar Kiteley,
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: old Jimmy Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Any of them will do bro Yeah, any of them
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  Speaker 2: will do.
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: Troy Kingey Sam Neil's just jumped out of the elevator
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  Speaker 6: in front of him.
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, Sam would be fine. Sam would be fine, Magie.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: Why do you want to talk to them?
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: I mean if I don't even they've got you know,
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: time or something.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, they don't know who I am. Oh weird
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  Speaker 6: if a complete stranger came up and asked if they
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: if they could talk to a couple of radio hosts
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: they've never heard of on a on a radio show
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: they've never heard of, on a radio station they've never heard.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Of, I don't know. I mean, you don't know that,
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: you know. I feel like Sam Neil. He strikes me
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: as a backbone. You know, he would be he'd be weird.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: You can say what you like about Sam Neil. He
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: loves the chilies.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, man, we're going to play the chili soon.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: And so are you? Are you not like best mates
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: with Sam Neil?
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: Not bess mates, not best mates? I mean when we
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: shot the film, I did punch him and the jaw
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: from behind. It was like a coward. Yes, and he's
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: never forgotten that.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Oh was that not supposed to be in
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: the film.
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: No, I wasn't meant you were.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Sorry about that, Magi. We just thought because you had
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: such a massive part in the.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: He was asking about you j.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Soh yes, No, he wasn't wasn't he? I mean I
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: was instrumental in his early career.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: The mogi.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: He doesn't need to remember that.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Oh okay that since you're singing on but you haven't.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: You haven't cowed punched him as well?
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Right, not yet? Member, The night's young.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, tell me, Mogi.
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: Are there snacks and there actually is a lot of
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: Percy j oh no, there's a pair of pists. There's
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: lots of beers that look like they've been made by
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: character projects, and then bottles and bottles of champagne and
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: people have been getting on the shots. I've got in
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: my hand a black coffee because I'm standing to get
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: a bit sleepy.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no idea. What it is nearly passed your bed time?
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean it is for it's just
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: about five five o'clock.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: So that's fair enough, Maggie.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: I will good ship mate, You enjoy the show and
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: we'll chat about it tomorrow.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: How does that sound get on your.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Mates, Maggie? Before you go, Maggie, what do you do
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: for a crust?
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Oh not Matt.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, put him in the drawer anyway, dilly.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you. You're in the drawer, Muggie, hold
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: the line, man. Do you like you too?
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: No?
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Not really.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Is indeed the Kings of Leon.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: The time is four fifty one. Let's talk TV. What's
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: on the Telly.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: With Mike Minogue? Yeah, yes, you go first, man, Maggie's
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: not here, so you can go. You are my elder,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: well only only just because you're thirty nine and I'm
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: thirty four, but still fair enough. Y.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: I started watching a show that we've watched before. My
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: wife and I and our daughter got us back into
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: it and had nothing to do with ass play.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, just so if you just joined us, it's a
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: reference familiar. It's not Hoody j talking about us play
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: randomly with his family. It's a reference familiar.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Dodge one there, jesus, it was.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, listen to the podcast and it's.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Called Alone And did you watch this on Samsung Telly?
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't on Samsung. It was on TV and
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Z Plus right, okay, okay.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: And anyway, it's basically they get ten people and they
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: PLoP them in the in the middle of Tasmania. Basically, yes,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: in the bush and they've got to survive for as
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: many days as they can.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: They get to take ten items with them.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, um, and that's it, right, And it's one of
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: those shows where you get to sort of meet all
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: the characters over time. You love some of them, you
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: hate some of them. Some of them you want to fail,
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: some of them you want to succeed. Yeah, but you
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: end up rooting for people.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Gonna be like that, Well, you're supporting them.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: This is no word of a lie. Most of them.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Most of the contestants after nineteen days have eaten no protein.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: There's a guy called Shave from New Zealand.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: He's a possum hunter and he hasn't managed to catch anything.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: He's not really a possum hunt.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: He is totally a possum hunter, right, Okay, has recorded
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: as five hundred and seventy five possums in one day.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: And he's and he's a real bush dude, like he
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: knows his stuff in the bush. Since he's amazing trapped
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: and nothing. Still hasn't caught a damn thing. Wow, And
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: for nineteen days without a word of a lie. All
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: he's eaten is wombs and like vegetation, foul vegetation.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Right, okay, and that's happening to most of them.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: But you know, they're all sort of fishing and then
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: one of them will catch like an eel or a fish,
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: and they'll be so over the moon and you find
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: yourself cheering for them, going.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that's great.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Now you're talking andy.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Are there any run ins with like snakes and stuff.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: No, there hasn't been any sort of One person who
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: was doing very well in this particular series, and she
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: was onto a big time catching trout all over the place,
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: had an amazing set up for her where she was living,
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: got a massive infection and had to be taken out.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Oh ta put her out of her miserably well, not
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: shot in the back paddock, but like flown out, flown out, yeah, yeah,
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: because she actually got a kidney. In fiction, they went, sorry,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: but you can't stay. So three of them are less
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: so far, and.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: That's after twenty days. Wow, it's a good show. It's entertaining.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: How many busies out of five Oh, I'll give it
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: three and a half buzzies out of possible five. It's
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: called alone and it's on Tevans in Plus. Last night
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: my wife and I were fully geared up. Oh yeah,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: we were ready. We're on the couch and we were
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: ready for the finale of Australian Celebrity Amazing Race.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, now, this is our guilty pleasure show. It's because
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: of the places they go around the world. And also,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: as I mentioned previously, a girl I used to work
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: with at a fruit shop, Aisha Jean Scott, who is
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: now as a mega star. She's on below Dick. She
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: is one of the couples, so her career sort of
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: took off hugely, like superstardom. But it's cool to have
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: a dog in the race. If you know what I
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: mean to hear someone that was at a horse in
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: the race. I don't want to. I don't my foot
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: it is so too late. But we were fully get
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: up for the finale. It turns out it was the
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: penultimate episode and we'd got it wrong. But it is
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: amazing how these reality shows, and it's the same with
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: the Loan. The way they are cast is so important
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: because now that we're at the end, there three of
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: the couples i'd say are really entertaining and it's been
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: those couples have got there because they've got to the
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: end of these other challenges and they've gone, hey, it's
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: non elimination. Yes, and they've kept the right people there
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: because if it wasn't those people, I wouldn't still be watching. Yeah,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: so I'm convinced they manipulate it a wee bit. And
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: casting is so important.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Well, I think, you.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Know, because all these people have some skills in the
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: bush and I think there's an element of that in it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: But also it is a genuine you have to try
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: and survive as long as you can.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, so it's realistic.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: It's realistic.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, casting so important. Like imagine if I wasn't
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: on the Big Show, I often.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Do and.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: You're welcome back, your messive backbones. Hope your Tuesday's going
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: along tickety boo. You are, in fact listening to the
• 22:45
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  Speaker 2: From workdays to workouts. Toledos keeps you balanced, refreshed and
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: ready to go. Toledos you getting really good at that. Jason, Yeah,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: thank you. Man, I've had word for them. They're loving it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet they are. Why wouldn't they? What's not
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: to love?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Ke They've said that we love what you guys are doing.
• 23:06
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• 23:10
  Speaker 5: On inteed or did they say that as well? Did they?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, they mentioned that you hadn't been plugging.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: That all right.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I don't tend to do this sort of admin.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: That's kind of your you know.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Have you noticed how that's happened?
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: How all of a sudden my job is to do
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: all of the admin.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with your keysy, I would do it,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: but my computer is on the blink.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Your computer's not on the blink. It's a brand new
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: touch screen when that was installed at the start of
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: this year, and you've never logged into it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know my password.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I remember a couple of years ago, we actually went
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: through the drama of like recitting your pass work. Yeah,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: what was the drama getting you into your emails? And
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: it took a lot of it. I think pugs did it,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: and then we checked your emails. It was like a
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: billion in there.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well because they've never checked them over fourteen.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Years and then we just never did it ever again.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: It's all expired again.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Actually, if anyone has any ideas what my past word is,
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: can you text me on three four eight three and
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I'll give it a nudge ehing that keezy. Imagine if
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: someone stumbled upon it and I could suddenly access all
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: the end zed me email.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, send through houghdy J's password three four eight three
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: every text in the drawer for a fifty dollars cash
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: injection thanks to toledos. You know everything that comes through
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: is going to be an insult, right, Yeah, of course
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: That's kind of standard practice.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Hey, is she had the Hilliarchy?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: In four on Radio Holacky.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: Welcome back the Big Show, Magic Crown? Three b Let's
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: put another.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Man busted on the bench or three totally Jace. Someone's
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: just texting here again? What is Magic Crown?
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Did they? I can't see it on my text machine?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I know that you're locked in your tra
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I have to stop lying about people texting in Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that was a complete.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Like easy yeah, sorry, I might just explain what it
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: is anyway. It's three days of rugby league action in Brisbane,
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: sun called stadium, flights paid for, accommodation sorted and you
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: come in with the big show Phils.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah man and we we go off.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Hey, get a Elliott, your mad bars and Hell's life
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: shake your mad dog?
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: How's that?
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Good good? What do you do
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: for a crust? Elliott?
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: That's another mate? Y?
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Hey, hi, Hi, I.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Won't have any of that. Chippy's are the backbone of
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: this country, Elliott, you mate? Yeah, totally good on.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: You, Elliott. Hey do you like rugby league?
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: Man? I'm quite fond of it.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on your mate. Who's your team Warriors?
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: By sick and team Tigers?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Oh wow? So you were pleased on Friday night or gutted?
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: No it's still hurt.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, I mean it was a shocking performance.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: You get rugby league?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I totally do, man, I knew that was coming
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: to like Elliott.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Actually, Dilley, can you just put a little technique to
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Elliott's name? Thanks mate, you're in the draw bro hold the.
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Line all right, appreciate it.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Good on your mate, Get a Scotty your mad bars it?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: How's life?
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: You get a dog?
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Paddon?
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Your dog?
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Mad dog? Yeah? Thank you?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you there, Scotty. Hey, what do you
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: do for a cruss? Man? If you don't mind me asking?
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Work in it?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's our computer's Jason?
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: And Scotty mate? You like rugby league?
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah definitely mate.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Just just hold it, hold it there for a second. Scotty,
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: what do you think about?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: What about what you call me old?
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: For a start in it? I mean who's into that?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: But I mean there'll be some kind of computer week.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: He's not going to bring a computer and I bet
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: he's a gamer too.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: You be a gamer in like NRL.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Hey, Scotty, good on your mate, you're in the drawer.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Ja, good afternoon.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Body, same with you, mate, Peter, Peter your mad bass it?
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: How's live?
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: Good? Thanks fellas bloody?
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: Good good on you mate. What do you do for
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: a cruss? Peter Sell?
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: Reinforcing steel?
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Does it get any more backbone than that? I don't
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: think so? Best? Yeah good. How's that industry going at
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: the moment? Mate?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: I've been challenging the last few years to be fair.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, everything's challenging these days.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Bloody, especially being on the radio. Hey Pete, just just quickly,
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: it's Tuesday, so later on today we're gonna do what's
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: on the dinner with me, Keesy? But just what are
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: you having for dinner tonight?
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: I'm going to tell you if my wedding anniversary we're
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: going out a flash fasts. You're gonna tell us you
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: canna have chips with everything.
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Tonight, Chips and gravy.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: You talking lucky lady.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: All right, well I have fun at you anniversary, mate,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: and you're in the in the drawers that you hold the.
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: Line, thanks fellas God.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: How far away is your anniversary because you know, of course, Kezy,
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: I blew mine.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: My anniversary was in January.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, so we passed it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, I nailed It's got her a gift
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: and everything.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Joe.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even said happy anniversary, man.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Did you Yeah? Because you even do that? Ah No,
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: I didn't do any of that. She appreciated the flowers
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: you seeing it though, Yeah, yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: No, they were nice. They were nice ones.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: And I was gonna put it from Jason Keasey yes,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh nah, so just put just
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: from Kezy. Hey, are you coming up next though? Jas
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: comedian Hitter Dawson. Now, there's a great comedian getting around Aukland.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Her name is Courtney Dawson. She's been on the show before. Yes,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I think she's been on Taskmaster and a few other
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: shows like that. She's fantastic. It's her dad and he
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: operates a comedy club out of his shed in Manudera.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Man, he's an absolute backbone. And he's coming on the
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: show next.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: He's indeed Harvey Danger there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: This beautiful, if not blustery Tuesday afternoon. We've got a
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: very special guest in the studio with US comedian Hitter Dawson.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: Good Ay may Our's life.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Kield All boys, it's going to be here Radio Hedarky.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah man, Now, Hitter, I've met your daughter quite a
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: few times Courtney Dawson. Now, last time I saw her
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: we were rather steamed together out of Byo in Kingsland.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: That seems possible, yeah yeah, And she told me quite
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: a lot about you because you're running, you have done
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: for a long time. You run a comedy club out
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: of your garage.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: I run It's called Poppies Comedy. It's out of my garage.
• 29:20
  Speaker 8: It's been going for about twenty months.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: How good? Yeah?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: And so how did you do you? Do you need
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: consent for something like that or do you just just
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: chuck up some speakers and get into it?
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Speakers? Light, stage seats?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Do you sell light wedges and stuff? Do you have light?
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Can you have some beersies here?
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:42
  Speaker 8: Well, funny you see that, Jason, I put on a
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: kai every time we have a gig. So we put
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: on a lamb roast and we have like people from
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: the show and the comics come up have a few beers.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh help to eat.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not just.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: About the comedy, it's about the community.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And so how often do you do this?
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: Well in April, I've got one this week, the following
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: week and the next week, and of course when the
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: festival kicks off for three weeks. Wow, I'm going to
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: have six acts in this little garage doing eighteen shows.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. And so what's your sort of seating arrangement?
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: How many people are we looking at here into it?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: And who is kind of your audience it turns out
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: for this.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Sure.
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: One of the things is that I decided to put
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: comedy in my garage because I said on the International
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: Comedy Trust as a board member, Yes, we talked about
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: having comedy out in the suburbs. I decided, if I'm
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: going to do it, yeah, So I did it. So
• 30:34
  Speaker 8: I cleaned out the garage, told them this is what
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: I was going to do. She said I was crazy.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: And then I just got these seats from Scotty at
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: the Classic Brilliant put them in there. I just kind
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: of wiggle things around a little bit bluken seat thirty people.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Fuy, whaty to push? Right? So we're talking like a
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: double talking about it like a canjoin doubles. I'm trying
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: to picture the house.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Sure, let me just do the mass here or.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Is it a separate, like sort of standalone garage.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: No, no, you go, it's downstairs, right, It's like it's
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: like underground comedy, right, and it's God does Brick war
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: So And I film all the gigs and when I post.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Them up that could be done in anywhere in the world.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: You go, Ye, where's it from?
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: But which suburb is it in?
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Thirty thirty keysy, thirty people, eighty bucks ahead.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: What's that.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Four hundred you're doing all right there?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: And not that thirty bucks ahead?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Eighty bucks ahead a.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Kind of Well, it's a great idea because I mean,
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: you know, often we think that comedy has to you know,
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: happen in certain places, and it has to be at
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: a parb or it has to be there. Comedy can
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: happen wherever the bloody hell you choose it to happen.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: If you've got a little set like that, perfect I did.
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: I put it up because for have Maldi and Pacifica
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: comics to have a space in which they can do comedy. Great,
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: sure we let the others come in, but you.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Know, but it is a space.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: If we have to, there's a space. We're open everybody.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: We're like that.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: But I have some of the best comics in New
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: Zealand turn up and do comedy.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Well, this is this is a funny thing. Hitter is
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: the Maldi side of my family, which is my mom's side.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: My uncle's at like the funniest people I've ever met.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: But they would never come into town and go to
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: like the Classic Comedy Show or anything like that. That's
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: too busy at home having a few beers and giving
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: each other shit. So you're set up that you've got
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: poppies that you said, poppies comedy. Poppies comedy. That is
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: it's a great way to get guys like that and
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: people like that into doing comedy.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: One hundred percent the number of people that reach out
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: and go, you know, I is it okay if I
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: give it to go? Yeah, man, Yeah, let's put up
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: a gig. Let's get you in there. Because they in
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: some spaces that don't feel comfortable, but it's in a
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: garage and many era but they turn up and they go,
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: holy heck, this is a professional outfit.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just getting them there. And so do you
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: find that people come along and watch the show first
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: and then shall to tap you and say can I
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: have a crack?
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: And I also invite a lot of people to stay
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: coming and have a look. See what you're up for?
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: And it's interesting, isn't it? Hit her?
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Because Kezy was interested in stand up comedy there and
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: he sort of had that sort of attitude.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: I'm a bit of a funny.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Bars he said, I reckon I could do this piece
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: of pass went up there and bombed on his.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Absolute shocker.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: And I mean, but we loved it, didn't we easy,
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: We gave you a support.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, your mum really enjoyed it. I remember she felt
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: really proud of old Kesy.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's pretty adjacent. A good job of summing it up,
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: the hitter. No, No, I just decided that it was
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: a lot of a lot more work to be a
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: stand up comedian than I was ready for. You're gonna
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: get out there here every night, hitter. You've got to
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: be out there like ten pm on a Wednesday. You've
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: got to eat it.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: You've got to eat a lot of it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, to get better.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: What's your own sort of little journey in terms of comedy?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: You do you stand up yourself? How long have you
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: been doing it for?
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: For about nine years?
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: Nice?
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: And I got into it because I saw a guy
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: from work said, hey, man, I did stand at comedy
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: and I was really good. And I was evenys laughing,
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: and I was looking at him and going, bro, I
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: think I'm better than you. I'm going to give this
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: a crack. I gave it a crack and I loved it,
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: and I just kept on going beautiful.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well what wem I do jays. As we talked
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: about Poppy's comedy. So if you want to go and
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: see some stand up comedy in Money Deal, I make
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: sure you hit that. Give it a Google?
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: How how you give it a Google?
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Yeap?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Yeap, one hundred percent. Up next Chase, we'll talk about
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: hits show in the International Comedy Fest which is coming
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: up beautiful.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: in four on Radio.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Holarky KG Elephant there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: this Tuesday evening. We'll got comedian held Awson and with us.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: And I believe the Comedy Festival coming up here. You've
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: got a show in the festival.
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right. I'm going to be doing my first
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: solo show. I mean doing comedy for about nine years.
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: I thought one.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: It's time to pull that. You know, it's time here
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: to It's time man.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: So how does that feel? Because your show is called
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: the Court all Chronicles because you are a qudal, I
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: am a cad, which for those that don't know, is
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: the multi word for grandfather. And so first of all,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: how nervous were you when you when it came time
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: to make that decision to do a full just because
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: an hour long.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an hour long far out.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you've got to take all these, like,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: you know, eight ten minute things you've been doing, put
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: them together and just give us your best stuff.
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: Right there is the one and there's a flow to
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: it about how you kind of start off and then
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: you have it tapers off, and then how you're trying
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: to continue to engage the audience.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then how you kind of finish off for
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: any big.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: So finding that through line to yeah, okay, I tell.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: You what hit it's a big call, man.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: You know, I've seen people do that and you know
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: they go they do the ten minute set in the
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: fifth and then they do the hour and oh jeez mate,
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: So we're things good luck with that, yeah yeah.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So the coud Chronicles in terms of being a
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Caudal is it. Do you get a lot of content
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: from like your grandkids?
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: What it's about? You know, I'm fifty eight, I'm a
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: cal It's a real personal show. It's a little bit
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: about what's been going on in my life, talking about.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Past head and all that stuff. He got up to. Yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: what I'm doing now? What does the future look like
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: for him?
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: It's I get lots of stuff from my wife and
• 36:18
  Speaker 8: my kids and my grandkids, so many observations from them,
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: and I go, man, I need to get this on stage.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: I tell you what, Man, I've got four daughter's a.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Hit and my wife is hanging out for a grandbaby.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: She like she, I mean, I even suggested that maybe
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: we should have another baby, just because you know, she's
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: so desperate for a baby.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Good news, says oh Keezy, I believe easy.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: If you tell Hittel that I'm expecting a child, this
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: is an ongoing joke that I'm expecting a child. I'm not. Ah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not Oh what what? No jays, Come on, man,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: this is about hitter being a grandfather, not you. Yeah.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: So in terms of the festival, obviously it gets underway
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: in May. What point are you at with your with
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: your show? You know, have you got it all figured out?
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: And now you're just you're just honing it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Ready to go?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Nice man, really go.
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: I was down in Palmerson, North Yeah, yep, yeah, and
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: I did it, yeah, whole hour, even even to the
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: bit where I went, oh, how much time have I got?
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: And the guy goes oh, you're right on time, and
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: I still had jokes in the pocket.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Because is that like a I mean, I'm Jason, You've
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: done a shitload more stand up comedy than I have.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: But is that like a worry when you get up there,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: when you're going for the hour is on paper, yes,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: it's an hour, but you get up there, you get
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: to fifteen minutes and you've you've run out, you know,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Is that a worry?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Nah?
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Sweet nah?
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: Because if you do forty eight fifty, it's all g
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: it's all Jene.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: It all depends, you know what I mean.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: No, seriously, Johnny and I would sometimes be shockingly sure
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: of an hour, you know, and go, oh, oh, well
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: that's not so.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, guys, the audience is probably stoked.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah they were.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: I mean half of them would leave halfway through Keysy.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: But you know the thing is, it depends. It's all
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: depending on the audience too, you know what I mean.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: And an hour can go boom just like that and
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: be over and done with, or it can feel like
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: it goes on forever.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: It's part of the engagement. And if you finished strong, yes,
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: then then they leave.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Remember memory, that's right.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: You could be crapped an entire time. But that last
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: but the man.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: That was funny. Yeah.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Now, Hitter Dawson, comedian who were chanting to at the moment.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Your daughter is Courtney Dawson, who we've had on the
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: show before. Very funny.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: Check.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: And I know you guys have done comedy together in
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: the past.
• 38:34
  Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, So we were in the Rural Comedy Quest
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: together as finalists.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, up against one another.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's right, hit the head?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Who won?
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: And but we were hit the head in this thing?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes you won.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: How did you feel about that? Well? You know we
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: are you proud or stooped?
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: If it's any consolation, Man, all my girls are funny
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: than me, you know what I mean?
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Nah, just come on, keys, I'm sorry I keep.
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: Getting reminded about it. I'm sure you're just funnier than you. Man,
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: We're different with different comics.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, right, Oti obviously has your genes in terms
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: of comedy, you know what I mean.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: And that's a good thing, one hundred percent. Well look,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: here's it's awesome. Thank you so much for coming on
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: the show once again. If you'd like to go see
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: here's During the Comedy Festival. His show is called The
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Caught All Chronicles that's happening in May. And also if
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: you want to go watch some comedy out in Moneydewa,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: make sure you google Poppies, Comedy and gets. I'm going
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: to come out and visit because I really really want
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: to do that. It sounds awesome.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: I will do good on your mate or the best
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• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Thanks very much.
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  Speaker 2: eight three. You guys gonna love these anonymous as tix through.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: He's having two pies for dinner, two pis?
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Does he specify what kind of pie or just two piles?
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: I'm begging some meat obviously, okay, yeah, backbone.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: See, if I was going to do that, I'd go
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: like a steak pie, and then my second pile would
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: be like a dessert pie, but still meet so maybe
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: like a chicken and cranberry bounced me right, Okay? Would
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: you Jace, would you just go both the same flavor?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: You would have been proud of me.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Actually, when I drove up to Manga Phi on Sunday, Keezy,
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: I thought of you because I bought five chicken fire
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: crackers from the survey there and they were like chicken nuggets, oh,
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: the little chicken bites, yeah, but the spicy, and I
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: thought Keesy would love this.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my wife thought it was disgusting.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: You know what Keesy would love Jay sitting gas station food.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Lots of ticks coming through here. Three four eight three.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: This is from Donna, Donna Ross. Yes, yeah, okay, good
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: a fellows Donna Ross here. I don't know who that is.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Fans out at football. We're having homemade sweet and Sour
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: and walk deep fried pork. It's from Donna.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and they might have been a Sweet and
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Sour action.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Love Sweet and Sour pork. This ticks here from Gotti
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Jay Stevenson.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Wow, you're good.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: It's actually Scotty Pippin. Scottie Pippin. Here. My girlfriend is
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: making her special chicken pasta. It's okay, loll but she
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: obviously loves it.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've got a couple of favorite chicken pastas,
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: but you know it's kind of they're a bit Passee
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: the hell does that mean? It just means, you know,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: that's my wife's making a chicken passer game.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's never going to be amazing.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: But I feel that about pasta in general, though, you
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, one more here. This is from Giselle and
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: in the cargo.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: Giselle can run really fast.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's her tonight I'm having a kezy special. What
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: do you think that is?
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Pork mints?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Correct, pork mints, chow maine, Giselle and invers, good taste,
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: Gille He coming up next to you. I understand you've
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: got a dillim dilemma. Need a bit of help, guys, Yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: well you come to the right place, Dilly.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Is indeed oasis there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: this Touesday evening.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Hey Feiler's testicular cancer is the number one cancer among
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: young fellers.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: He used to go burgerings in your mouth?
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I do you still have burgerings in my mouth? But
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to fight through it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Rookie mistake? Man?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Oh God, really coming back to get me there? Testicular cancer?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Where was i? It is the number one cancer among
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: young fellas here in New Zealand. However, it is highly
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: treatable when caught early, but people just aren't checking. All right,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: So there is a lump lottery that has been set up.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: If you find a lump, you want a ute, all right,
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: You find a lump, you win a ute. You don't
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: actually just want to ute for finding a lump. But
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: if you hit to lump, lottery dot co dot in
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: is in all the information is there, the tickets in
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: your pants. Just check yourself and you could want to
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: ute now speaking to you.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, can I just re quickly saying, if you're a
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: bit grossed out by your own downstairs.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Get a mate to check for you. Kiz. He did
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: it for me the other day and it was all
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: tickety boo.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you see me in the streets just keeping
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: you to do it, I'll check for you. Don't mind
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: it at all. Now speaking of you, it's Hoidy j
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: We've got Big Dilly in the studio with us. Now
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: let me just play the Big Dilly music.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Big Dilly of course, filling in for Pagsan who's over
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: in Vietnam at the moment.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Doing a great job, Jilly. Good on your mette.
• 47:21
  Speaker 10: Thanks Mane. That's what was what you're saying off here.
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: But I appreciate that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Seriously, You've got to stop bagging him off and listen.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: I'm not happy about you sitting in Mogi's seat. By
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: the way, you need to be sitting in the guest seat. Okay,
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: but that's okay, than that. What's going on?
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: Man? What's happening? Fellas? What's that?
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: I have a problem and I thought i'd come to
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: you too to help me find a solution. I need
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: to collect something from Fielding right, Fielding North Island, Lower
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: North Island, Lower Northine.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: So now here's me.
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: I'm from the south Fdal.
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: I didn't know where Fielding was right, so I just
• 47:54
  Speaker 9: said to my mate, hey, you know, worries. I'm sure
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: I can organize. I can pick that up. That's no stress.
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: Turns out it's right next to It's like damn Pumston.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right down there.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: It's a good miles of quite a drive.
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: It's quite a drive. And the thing I need to
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: pick up it's it's quite large as well.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:12
  Speaker 10: It is a racing simulator, which is oh.
• 48:14
  Speaker 11: Gaming, it's gaming, yeah, j gaming, jays, Jace, carry on, dilly, it's.
• 48:26
  Speaker 10: Not the it's quite a sizable thing.
• 48:28
  Speaker 9: It won't fit in my Master three two three hatchback.
• 48:31
  Speaker 9: So yeah, okay, I need I need a ute and
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: we just happen to have a hold ECHI here. We
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: do have a heard, right, So is it how to
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: get go about getting the ute?
• 48:42
  Speaker 10: Yes, because I didn't realize how far.
• 48:44
  Speaker 9: Fielding is from Auckland's about six hour drive, Jays, And
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: I'm not sure if.
• 48:48
  Speaker 10: You're aware that the price of diesel right now.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Through the roof, Mate, it's through the roof right So
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: you're trying to figure out. I used to do this
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: all the time when I worked at the Crowd Goes
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Wild TV show. I used to borrow the Crowd Goes
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Wild ute all the time doing a dump run or
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: picking up doing it dump. You're taking stuff to the dump.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: All right, Okay, why would you be doing from your
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: house because you've got to put a shuit around your placer.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not borrowing the ute to go toilet. I'm
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: borrowing it to get rid of stuff, you know when
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: I needed to back, like green waist and stuff. Yes,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: And it's hard because you've got to ask, Yeah, how
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: do you go about doing that? Jase? What do we do?
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: I'm disgusted firstly, and I'm going to make sure I
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: do everything in my power that to make sure that
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: doesn't happen. A gaming unit, a driving simulator, not on
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: my time, big Dilly, and not on my vehicle.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: It's not your vehicle. It's a station.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Well it may as well. I am how racky.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: It's pronounced hold yeah, But to be fair, if you
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: are how raki, you would know how to pronounce it,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: so maybe it.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Just hold Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: I was gonna off you go on the gaming simulator
• 49:55
  Speaker 10: if you want to, Jase, But.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: I'm a grown man, Dilly, I'm a grown man.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: I don't do gaming simulators.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, I'd like to help you, man, but the
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: you does belong to Jace.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: And also how about this? Can I offer a suggestion?
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Please?
• 50:12
  Speaker 10: That's why I'm here.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Kesey's a little trucky. He's got a little trucky with
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: a big bloody unit in the back.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: There he did dead. There's a petrol power kesy. It's
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: petrol with eight though it'll cost you about a thousand
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: bucks to get there in back. Oh yeah, Jace. You
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: can't just things you don't know the name of. You
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: can't just put the word unit in there.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: Now, Keezy will do that for you. He'll fill it
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: up and whatever you use your payback. How does that sound?
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: And there's a little trucky.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah that actually works?
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, good ah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: The hood Chy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hodarchyiks.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: He's there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show This
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: BLUs three Tuesday evening.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jace, by the way, maggie're not here. He'll be
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: back tomorrow. Jace. Do you remember, probably about a year ago,
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: where I told us story?
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Probably not then, Oh well, hang on, it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Was about my wife and I in bed together.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I did, definitely, Yes, I do. I do
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: remember that story.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: And if you basically we were in bed together and
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: the things were getting a bit hot and heavy. Sure,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: And then at quite a pivotal moment, I remembered a
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: funny thing that happened on the show earlier that day,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: and then I set out louder it was funny today.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Old Mogi he was. And then my wife interrupted me
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: and said, if you mentioned old Mogi right now, then
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: we had done here? Yes, And I couldn't even believe
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: it came into my mind.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Can I say that I related to that strongly because
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: I'd done the same thing.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, it wasn't Mogi, it was someone else.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, it wasn't Keasy, was it. No?
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: No one even knew who you were then?
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Oh back then, Yeah, well, I was on Crowd Goes Wild.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's what I mean.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Ah, So this was Friday night, Friday night after the Wars. Yeah, yeah,
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: the wires and lost.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: You'd had a few I had a few glasses of wine,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: lost fifteen hundred bucks.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I'd lost fifteen hundred dollars worth of listener's money. And
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: I was feeling pretty frisky. And we went into the
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: bedroom there and I was trying it on. I was
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: sort of leaning up against the door jam being like
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: hey and sort of swet swirling around a glass of red.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: Wine made your balloon of wine?
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have jersey on.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Do you have any pants or anything on?
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Or yeah?
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: My traki is because you don't like being nude in
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: front of you.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: No, not in front of my wife.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Nah, well understandably.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: And so anyway, things progressed, Okay, not as far as
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: last time we were cheitty chatted.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: But what I mean when you say not as far,
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: I mean where were you at?
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think that's neither.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: I'm just trying to form a picture of my.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Je you're picturing it. Let's just say it wasn't It
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: wasn't like a sure fire thing.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Right, okay, yeah, okay, and this could go any way
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: tight yeah, yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: And she I remember she asked the question and I
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: turned to her and said, no, Jason, don't be silly.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: And then she just said, do you just call me Jase?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: And I was like, ah, yeah, it's happened again.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: And then it was all on.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't, she was, it was all off. So
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening. But whenever I go into
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: my bedroom, I picture you and Mogi. What's that about?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Are you telling me that this has only happened twice
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: in the last year. Yeah, fortunately, yes, but the whole
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: you've only had this situation. You've only looked to make
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: love twice in the last year.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: You know why? How often do you do it?
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: Kezy?
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I thought, that's pretty good.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: If we want a baby, Keysy, you need to up
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: your game, man, Okay, I'll try for three times next year.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your man, barsads, that's a big show,
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: done and dusted this Tuesday evening. Of course, Mogi will
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: be back tomorrow after hob nobbing with the stars tonight.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: What's the podcast outro clip? Today Kezy.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: For today's podcast outro, Big Dilly came in. It was
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: a bit of a Big Dilly spish. Yeah, get to
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: know Big Dilly. But still, as is inevitable, we actually
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: found out more about you. This clip is entitled green Peace.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: I was a pretty good salesman.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: I would have loved to just go back in time
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: and walk past you as you're working for green Peace.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: With my ponytail.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Least sorry about you in Greenpeace I know is that
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: you were inside that guy's house and got steam.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I did, and then he kicked me out because
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: he would I wouldn't.
• 55:06
  Speaker 10: Did you get the sale?
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think I did, actually, but I drank
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: about six or seven beersies and then he was like, okay,
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: I think you should go now with it.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Ah, those were the days, Keezy.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: God, they sound terrible. Seriously, if there's one job I
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: do not envy, it's that walking around stilling.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, door to door. It's pretty brutal, and I feel
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: bitty brutal.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: I feel bad every time I ignore them and pretend to
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: be on the phone. Yes, I feel terrible.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, losers, what are you doing tonight? Doing a hoiity
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: and eating dumplings again.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so. Man.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Umm. I just spoke to my daughter and was like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: what do you want for dinner? And she said, oh,
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: we've already eaten. I went to a special effort the
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: other day where I bought the bachelor's handbag. I bought
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: all these salads and bread rolls. I got home, I
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: laid it out for her and her boyfriend. They ate
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: a tiny amount, and I was like, I made all
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: that effort. And then I looked in the recycling and
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: there were two Domino's Pizza.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Do dudes and the dudes and there right on.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Come on, man.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: To be for to be fair, did you text and
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: ask and say, hey, if I get a roast chuck,
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: would you have some?
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: No, but I mean they're guaranteed. If I didn't do that,
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: I would have got home and they would have gone,
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: oh what.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: Are we going to eat?
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do, Jase. It's a tough one.
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, man, you'll find this out peasy. I can't
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: wait when when the kiddies arrive. Yeah, if they do,
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: I'm going to a quiz night tonight at a pub.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: What do you reckon? I'm going to get for dinner.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Um, something spicy and noodlely Nah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: It's a pub at the Wedges. Nah, nacho pizza, pizza, pizza,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: ham and pineapple probably.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good stuff mate.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: There you go?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Are you sure?
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: Hey?
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Make sure you check out the podcast. Make sure you
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: check out the Instagram tour tomorrow.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: See you later.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Every mon. In the movie