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Circumm Johanscism: Scarlett Johansson vs Disney & The Suicide Squad · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  have I read this right 14 South Park movies yes 14 14 movies yeah I thought
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  it was fake well I thought I misread it when I saw the headline but then it it's
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  been on multiple sites yes they have signed a contract for 14 normally when
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  people sign up for multiple movies they it's a Trilogy like that's that's the
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  go-to every movie idea has to make three movies that's how it works now but 14's
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  a weird number yeah it's not even a multiple of three so no I'm not but
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  there's one movie already Matt so 15 is
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  a multiple of three you know what T tou
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  five trilogies tril welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy the South Park
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  movie wasn't all that good and I'm sorry if that's a controversial viewpoint but
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  it was just like a mediocre episode of South Park I don't know about that cuz
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  at the time it came out I wet myself
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  watching it at the movies fig ticket for I know I brought tickets for under 18
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  people we don't need to talk about Luke's dating habits back
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  then I found the actual South Park show very funny and when I saw the film I was
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  like okay this is an episode of South Park just with songs that don't need to
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  be there it is it was I enjoyed it no I enjoyed it too I'm just it we need 14
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  more of them are they still making the television show at the same time or is
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  this replacing the TV show they've closed an expensive new $900 million
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  deal with vom cbs's MTV Studios the biggest element the pair will produce a
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  whopping 14 movies based on the Comedy Central franchise so I guess not no wait
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  in addition it also renews South Park as a series for five more seasons five more
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  seasons wow so so is it still ma Stone doing a lot of work by Trey just rocks
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  up is that how it's it's the other it's the other way around it's the other way
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  around sorry I always forget which one says I do all the work but I can't
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  do it without Matt so lucky him yeah I I I'm pretty much the Matt in
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  this of the podcast well that's weird here that's
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  confusing you heard it here b f Luke is the Matt of this
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  podcast I guess I'm the tree all right
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  well who am I squeak I'm t
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  t i uh freaked out when I watched some behind the scenes of uh South Park and
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  saw them doing the voice and realized that they pit shift Cartman they I think
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  they pit shift everyone but when Matt was doing Cartman's voice he was just
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  doing his normal voice the Cadence of oh and then they shift it but he
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  wasn't doing the voice like and it freaked me out because I was like when
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  we do it we we do it in in that high pitch voice yeah there you go if only
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  someone had figured out how to do that kind of Magic on this show we could have
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  had some uh some Sasquatch hunter or some sort just making it up some sort of
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  character where we did that mhm mhm I wish I would get paid a billion dollars
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  to do something yeah I wish I got paid 900 million for 14 Terry small shoe
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  movies that'd be all right i' I'd be settled for a shoe string budget to do
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  one Terry smallo movie I know I'd be like been the meaning and like like 14
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  you want 14 movies I mean sure uh how good do they have to be yeah yeah yeah
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  how long do they have to be what's the exactly yeah what what what makes a
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  movie a movie and a and ju just to clarify you still want 5 years worth of
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  half hour episodes of this exact same content yeah I mean if they can and it's
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  not going to be any Crossover at all I mean they've been doing it Ian guys did
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  we did we mention the $900 million is South Park still funny
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  listeners right in it I mean it must be right still going listeners are not the
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  age of the people who would now watch South Park surely but is it one of those
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  ones that transcends I think Generations like the kids watch South Park now or is
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  it just now it's all men in their 40s like us but we don't watch it what was
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  the last G you watched South Park yeah I've watched it really yeah I watched
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  the last one I watched was when they're doing the election they've given him
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  $900 million to make movies for Luke that's fine that's I mean that's a pretty good
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  strategy I think I can't on that I think the last one I watched was the one where
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  they made fun of AMA Bin Laden and I only watched it because I was like oh
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  God I got to see this I feel like that's the last one I actually sat down and
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  watched when it came out and that was a long time ago I still can't believe that they
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  still make him weak to week is it week to week [ __ ] me they they finished
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  making it the day it shown that's crazy they've missed one episode usual power
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  out each oh wait the manate one maybe that was the most Rec you know what okay
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  maybe I have seen some just not I've never been not not you know planed to
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  watch it's probably been 10 years since I've seen one the reason why I don't
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  watch as much as I used to is it's actually sort of hard to watch now cuz I
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  don't watch free to AAR and there's no real streaming service that has it up to
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  date in Australia oh man I've been watching something on free to wear this
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  week and I mean not on TV still streaming but [ __ ] it's ads and it's
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  sbs.com and SBS used to be the free to a Channel with no ads mhm I've been
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  watching um forged in fire which is a great show oh that that show is great
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  what is that it sounds good it's basic it's like it's a reality show where you
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  know where you get four people on and they compete against you so they get
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  knocked out each round but you have to come on and Forge
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  knives no I haven't watched that I thought I thought we were talking about
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  the glass blowing one no this is this is swords and knives swords yeah that's
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  called I'll blow [Laughter]
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  you um yes Fortune fire and and it's on History Channel uh along with um secrets
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  of skin walker Ranch and other such [ __ ] truthful documentaries that piss
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  me off yeah uh but it's on the History Channel app which is riddled with ads
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  and God have we not can they not just figure out that technology cuz it just
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  doesn't work it doesn't work i' be enjoying the show and it's like okay ads
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  and then it's like everything's glitching it's like [ __ ] yeah it sort
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  of pauses for like 15 seconds while it tries to load the ad and then and it
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  plays the same ad five times and then and then it's like okay so to me if
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  you're going to do it just have it set up that the ads are in the in whatever
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  I'm watching so it's just there like it's not having to load something new no
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  but they can charge more for them they targeted and and and dynamic but and up
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  to date as well you don't want to watch you do and now I get the option it says
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  do you want to watch 10 minutes of [ __ ] normal ads or do you want to
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  watch one 30C interactive ad and I learned that lesson I do not want to try
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  that cuz it doesn't [ __ ] work that sounds ridiculous um the show I was thinking of
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  was blown away blown away and I do recommend it it's actually just really
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  interesting I've watched basically I've turned all Mon and mean Hannah watched
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  entire season in a day it's just yeah right yeah I'd be interested in that but
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  fortun fire is good I mean like they get four guys on they give them a task some
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  of them are ridiculous they're like here's a car you have to find pull
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  [ __ ] metal off the car and make a knife out of it and then and you get to
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  watch him do it with the forge and everything it's good yeah that's pretty
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  cool South Park is streaming on its own
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  website I guess maybe it has its own app and everything too probably I've I've
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  got to also say guys because I don't see ads because I obviously use ad blocker
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  in my day-to-day life and I don't watch any actual television television so I
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  never see ads but all of these ads that I've been watching on SPS in the last
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  week um a lot of them are for gambling apps which I find really funny that SPS
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  has taken a whole lot of money from gambling apps right the one that I see
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  the most the name of the app right is called lad
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  broke oh and it's got um wallberg yeah
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  Marky Mark but it's called lad broke
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  it's a gambling app targeting it men called lad broke yeah like they're not
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  even pretending they're not just stealing money off try our new game
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  empty wallet yeah mhm yeah but I also don't
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  understand Marky Mark walberg's character in the ads like I don't
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  understand like cuz he's changed his name and he's being someone else he
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  could have just been himself in it and be the same person he's actually acting
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  in it as some some another character oh acting's a strong word ah
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  acting he's being loud Patrick Stewart I forget what it was even for did you have
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  you seen that one where it just like slowly comes into him and he's got his
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  eyes closed and it like the camera just slowly pulls in and he opens his eyes
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  and he goes you probably thought I was asleep acting no I haven't seen that one
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  [ __ ] great it's probably an ad for something
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  awful for the for the forums uh but a
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  live update uh South Park is on HBO Max so you still you do have to pay for it h
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  okay I'm fine to pay for it cuz I'm paying for every streaming service Under
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  the Sun rather South Park doesn't have all the seasons I'll tell you if I'm
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  going to watch season 3 of riverina which is what I've been watching I'm
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  going to [ __ ] I'd rather pay SPS than watch more [ __ ] ad for lad brokes lad
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  broke God I get ads for you know I don't even want to give these companies free
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  advertising it's well it's not that bad it's not not a gambling it's like a
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  money transfer CU in America you can't just [ __ ] transfer money to somebody
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  you have to use a third party to do it we've talked about this before but
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  there's a company that does that that's just that's all the ads are and like I
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  said just plays the same [ __ ] ad over and over again cuz it obviously makes
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  you hate ads even more it just doesn't work clearly like so in addition to uh
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  in addition to that I also watched something else this week based on some
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  feedback from last week right I watched another episode of Psych all right which
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  episode did you watch so I took you guys' advice and I skipped ahead one
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  whole season and I watched season 2 episode 1 so I've now seen the pilot and
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  season 2 episode one which starred Tim
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  Curry whom I love so I thought okay this
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  is a good one to watch right yeah it was
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  fine it it was fine but I'll still say
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  what I said last week the pilot episode was that plot I don't see how they can
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  make more episodes where the plot is a guy pretends he's psychic so he can be a
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  detective they explored that completely in an hour and a half I mean it becomes
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  about other stuff I guess right like by season two it was still about that and a
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  little bit about the that's going to be part of it for everything but it's not
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  every episode some somebody gets murdered and he solves it by pretending
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  to be psychic but then you know other stuff happens like any procedural show
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  it's like you know Elementary I mean every episode's just him solving a
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  murder but then you know Joan Watson
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  adopts a baby in one episode and I think
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  I've worked it out you don't like nice
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  things it's got people get m in it I don't like
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  episodics but be they're nice they're not yeah that's fair yeah yeah you are
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  right I want really broken anti-heroes yeah I li harded I think I just um I
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  don't think you are yeah maybe I'm not yeah maybe I watched all eight seasons
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  of it now so you've seen the Bruce Campbell episode now too I have and I
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  also watched the little wrap-up episode at the end where they all got together
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  and did like a you know like a interview show oh I hate those episodes and I do
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  not watch them watched it just cuz it was a is that a was no God years ago 10
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  years ago uh no not 10 but like five six years ago a while ago enough to make two
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  movies at least so what what is the purposes of a wrap-up episode oh it's
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  season 8 ended and then and because the show was so popular at that point that
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  they did like a uh is it Kevin Pereira from G4 TV hosted and it's like hey it's
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  the psych you know celebration episode let's get all the the actors on and we
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  ask them questions fans submit questions and we'll ask you stuff about the show
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  and they can tell they do through a few things I know they've done it they did
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  the same thing for house they had like a yeah all the actors come back and talk
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  about it basically like an hourong intervie reun about it's not an episode
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  it's something different you know like an it's just like variety show yes
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  exactly I I skip those episodes cuz they actually just annoy me cuz I'm not here
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  for that like like hey hey it's Saturday except all the guests are psych stars
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  and nobody's in blackace very few people at least yeah
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  but I look I I loved it I've got to watch the movies now and apparently
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  there's a musical episode that I've not seen uh because no it's because it's it's
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  actually longer than a normal episode so I think they split it out in uh in in
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  streaming like it's not in in the queue on Prime if you watch Prime all the way
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  through cuz it's think it's technically considered episode
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  like 17 of season 6 or something it's just not in the list of episodes so we
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  never we didn't even know it existed you have to watch it separately saw that one
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  I mean you may have seen it but you would I think well the way that Amazon
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  Prime here has them it's not part of the normal episode sequence it's like a
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  separate thing and I didn't know about it there are a few streaming apps that
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  still need to get that act together and the one big one I think now is Apple TV
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  oh yeah that is the worst app in the world to watch on a computer I going to
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  say it works pretty well on an Apple TV but I mean that goes without saying I S
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  yeah but I cuz I don't have any Apple products I'm just using the website and
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  trying to find what you want to watch and even though I'm only watching two
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  shows on it it's actually really diff they they've only got
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  five and it's hard to find the one you want to watch I'll say this and I don't
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  know why but all of them but Netflix suck I know why Netflix is the
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  only one that really got it actually St I think has got it quite well now I
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  guess you guys don't have all the same ones hul L fine see and Netflix is fine
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  except the thing that pisses me off about Netflix is that because I have an
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  Apple TV and I and I love it because I can just go to the search box at the top
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  level of the whole thing and search and find stuff and actually I guess Prime
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  you can do that too uh like a a what do you call it fire stick except Netflix on
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  the Apple TV doesn't participate because they having some Feud with Apple so you
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  can if you search for a TV show and it doesn't show up then on Prime no if it's
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  on Netflix you got you wouldn't know you also have to then go into the Netflix
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  app and just double check it's not there as well I've got the Google TV one and
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  that searches everything yeah the fire stick searches everything that's what I
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  have too Google TV yeah I recommend that all right I do as
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  well I like my Apple TV otherwise I like that I can just send videos from my
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  phone to it but you can do that all of them now you can do that with Google
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  yeah yeah all right and you guys marry Google just yeah television at my house
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  just constantly has my dick going across the screen yeah it's thir is mine through Apple
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  TV got to turn that down since we had the baby
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  I oh she doesn't know what it is yet no one knows what it is Luke I have
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  to explain it to people every time they come around that's my dick that's dick can you
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  believe it um I went to the movies this week did
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  you did you I was going to ask and I actually went to the movies how you're
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  in Australia I heard that's not possible oh in CRA austral he's in CRA good I me
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  CRA went saw the Suicide Squad The Suicide Squad yes cuz it's not Suicide
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  Squad 2 no it's the suicide squad does that mean we have to refer to the first
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  one as a suicide Squad I don't know they're still talking
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  about the air edit of it oh I know for some reason yeah he's been talking he's
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  talking about it no one else is he's talking about it no one else has someone
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  asked Margo Robbie about it and she's gone well that's what people are asking
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  for but not very committing type of way so what she meant what she meant to say
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  was oh I don't care yeah as long as I get if I get a second paycheck do
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  whatever you want I'm only answering you cuz I'm a nice person and I don't I want
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  to tell you the [ __ ] off I'm actually obligated to answer your questions Luke
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  I do want to know if if it's a good movie but first I want to know if if it
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  ties into the first film at all I mean it's got got some the same characters
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  yeah do they make any mention of the first film uh well yes the person who
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  sort of coordinates everything and gets everyone sent out they back like yes
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  there is like Harley Quinn does know
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  people and okay okay all right yeah it it is but it's very much a James Gun
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  movie okay yeah that's good that's good news yep and I don't know if it's my
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  favorite of the DC movies or not oh cuz I did like bird of prey as well well is
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  either one of those two things it's either your favorite or it's not just
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  realized I haven't seen that all right neither of I enjoyed it it's it's you're the
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  only bird of pra was very much 's Deadpool right like with the whole she's
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  narrating that's happening so I guess I have seen it yeah
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  I enjoyed it very James gun yeah right funny all right I got a little tear at
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  the very end oh of course you're always doing a James G you laugh and then you
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  cry mhm he knows how to do quite sad except super where you the end you're like the
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  [ __ ] yeah that's another good movie but yeah no I I Reon watch this
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  there's no way for you to watch it Dan cuz St streaming it Matt you can watch
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  it yeah I can I can and I will I think I
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  would have actually my friend Hulu had a had a screening of it you know their
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  house yes I saw the picture of it at their house or on their house on their
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  house yeah on their house uh but I was I was at a clan bake and not able to
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  attend so that was the most American thing you've ever
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  said well well it's true I was at a clan bake um you're wrong I can see it if I
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  just go to Madagascar which I will so no problems there forgot we we're doing
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  that I've heard I've heard there was uh I've heard there's much I'm trying to
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  phrase this in a way that's polite I've heard James gun doesn't
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  ogal um Harley Quinn's body in the way that previous directors of Harley Quinn
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  movies do is that correct no she actually wears clothes throughout the
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  entire thing that's what I've been told and you said you you liked this movie
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  well there was you do get to see penis and you do get to see penis and boobs so
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  do you on the same character on the same
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  character no just in passing you
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  see just in passing you see it imagine that [ __ ] the third Harley Quinn
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  movie there's Suicide Squad Birds of Prey and another suicide Suicide Squad
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  right at the end of this she's like by the way what do you think about that and
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  then James G was was like all right and I can do whatever I want yeah they were
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  like sure yeah sure sure and he's like right
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  mhm hey Margo you ready to get your dick
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  out you so you so you recommend we watch it I do better than the first one
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  surprising yes it's better than the academy Ward winning sour what about the
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  makeup effects were they as good will this win more Academy Awards
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  um actually I think the makeup was probably better on the first one
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  funny it must be it must be odd to be James gun and to do arguably a much
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  better version of the same film and he will arguably not win and Academy Award
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  for it yeah the Academy Award doesn't like movies that we like that's well
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  that's not always true I liked most of true it's about people patting
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  themselves on the back y That's the Oscars yep patting for stuff that people
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  like they don't care it's about people patting women on the butt Hollywood no
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  all do that anymore Matt wait what not not allowed to do that anymore no have
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  you been Have You Been patting women on the butt still when did when did we 2020
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  2020 really actually I think it was a little bit before that really we started
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  questioning it before that does explain a lot actually that does explain a lot
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  yeah yeah that's why you owe Taylor Swift $1 that reminds me I've got to
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  check in with my um probation officer just a sec that's the actual reason you weren't
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  allowed to leave the house last year yes uh so James G has actually been in
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  the news quite a bit this week because obviously he's doing the rounds for the
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  suicide squad and people are asking him about all sorts of stuff my first
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  question to him would be when did your hair go completely white yeah I wanted
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  that too it did seem to happen overnight didn't it I wonder if was he coloring it
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  previously or something and then he was like you know what [ __ ]
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  yeah lean into it cuz he's got a beard now too so and is also Pure White yes
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  I'm I'm thinking it was just he was dying it and then he's just G cuz I
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  think he looks [ __ ] great he does but was sudden I guess because of covid too
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  it well it's hard to dye a beard so maybe he wanted to grow a beard and he's
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  like well now they're going to know I have white hair or maybe he grew one in
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  lockdown and then he was like you know what [ __ ] it yeah I am I am getting a of
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  white in my beard and I'm not a fan me too most of my white is in my beard no
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  don't give a [ __ ] yeah whatever don't have any hair either but what can you do
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  apart from grow hair oh wait no I can't I've got lots of hair I don't have a
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  beard anymore since yesterday um finally convinced me to shave it off by saying
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  you don't want our daughter to be looking back at pictures of her birth
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  and saying why was Granddad there
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  the great thing you can do as well have a beard for for like both this is to
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  both of you have a beard for like your daughter's entire lives and then when
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  they're about 12 or something shave it off happened to me I'll never shave I
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  remember my dad once like my dad had a be when I was growing up then one day
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  this strange man walked in I'm like who the hell are you and it's just he just
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  shaved and then my dad was like that's Jeff also I've shaved yeah look
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  seriously no no no I want to talk about this how long did it take you to
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  realize um a long time like I think someone had to explain it to me me too
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  and here okay so let me explain the the [ __ ] up like psycho
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  Babble experience moment that I had right my dad put me to bed with the
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  beard he had always had age 10 right yep IEP used to beard to tuck me in I
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  woke up in the morning and went into my parents bedroom like I always do and saw
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  my mother and a man I'd never seen before in
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  bed I lay down at the foot of their bed and wept I
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  wept the sound of my crying woke my dad who then got out of bed and tried to
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  comfort me and I didn't know this is just a strange who just
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  screaming um and it was a long time after that that I found out that that
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  was my dad with no beard and that beards that's what you need to do to your
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  daughter um I'm I'll probably never shave my beard off fully I I won't and
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  that's just because I am lazy mine's because I don't have a chin so and I the
• 25:45
  opp I don't wanted to know when I've got when I I I can't just let mine grow like
• 25:51
  yours and it just grows into a lush beautiful bushman's beard I've got to
• 25:55
  really work at it to make sure it's all [ __ ] even
• 25:59
  that's the problem with my beard because it does grow so big and so thick I go
• 26:03
  through I go through razors very quickly and so it's just easier not to
• 26:08
  shave because I'd have to replace razors quite frequently otherwise for me it's
• 26:13
  just easier on a number and just shave down to that number every day cuz
• 26:17
  otherwise I'm always like [ __ ] I okay up to this side and down here up the top
• 26:22
  you're still putting lovely oils and such in your beard L I am I've got a but
• 26:27
  popcorn at the moment but popcorn I mean no no no like I mean like
• 26:33
  beer oil yeah yeah just buttered popcorn no he doesn't told you I saw the
• 26:39
  suicide squ the other day Andy [Laughter]
• 26:45
  myard I I do sometimes find food in my Bard
• 26:49
  yeah it happens I eat it chicken
• 26:54
  wings well James gun like who said doing the rounds and he was talking into the
• 26:58
  Press they've asked him a few things one of which was you know the old Martin
• 27:03
  scorsi uh comment about how you know superhero movies are not Cinema and uh
• 27:10
  someone asked James gun about it and he said basically he thinks uh SC say he
• 27:15
  was just trying to drum up some press for the Irishman cuz no one was
• 27:19
  interested and I was like that kind of makes sense I mean yeah but like go
• 27:24
  [ __ ] all right tell us what you tell us what you really
• 27:27
  think the Irishman is one of those movies that's they're making for
• 27:31
  themselves they're not making for people yeah well he said don't get me wrong
• 27:33
  Martin sces is great I love him but I think he was just trying to get eyeballs
• 27:37
  on his movie to be honest and I was like you know what he's got I mean I'll be
• 27:41
  honest I watched the Irishman all 3 hours of it not because I thought it
• 27:47
  looked good because let me be clear it didn't look good I I watched it because
• 27:53
  it was a Martin scorey movie and I don't want there to be any Martin scorey
• 27:56
  movies I haven't seen now that I've watched it I can forget it even existed
• 28:01
  because it's not very good well yeah he he doubled down on
• 28:05
  that a bit too in another interview cuz someone was like did you mean that and
• 28:08
  he yes I did mean that I think he was just trying to get suppressed so my
• 28:12
  favorite Mar movie is Joker and he didn't make that but the guy who made it
• 28:17
  copied all of his all the good bits of all of his good movies and that's my
• 28:20
  favorite smush two of them together and made one you don't have to watch the
• 28:23
  other two anymore cut movie out just watch one yeah yeah [ __ ] taxi driver and
• 28:29
  king of comedy just watch Joker yeah
• 28:34
  tick well James gum was also in another
• 28:38
  interview which this is such a clickbait title for this article yeah I actually I
• 28:43
  love this James G react to Scarlet Johansson's Disney battle and he's gone
• 28:49
  I met her once um she's great um sure she's got her reasons yeah yeah the
• 28:54
  headline on they got a whole article out of that yeah the first time I saw this
• 28:58
  the headline was I trust Scarlet yeah oh you have to I mean this
• 29:03
  article you've got to scroll it's not like they' they've really milked this
• 29:06
  paragraph This is this is the quote this is an actual quote when they asked him
• 29:10
  about it right this is a whole article written about this they asked him what
• 29:14
  did he think about Scarlet Johansson suing Disney over the Black Widow
• 29:18
  release James gun says I haven't really been fully up on it I've only met
• 29:22
  Scarlet in passing I think she's a great person and I really think she's uh you
• 29:26
  know I trust Scarlet
• 29:29
  scathing yeah weighs in with his opinion yeah I think what he meant to say was oh
• 29:35
  I don't know anything about that I met her once she was all right mindel I love
• 29:39
  this sentence before the ellipses before he says I trust scarlet and you've
• 29:42
  you've kind of glossed over this but I think the sense grouping would have been
• 29:46
  this I think she's a great person and I really think she's uh you
• 29:52
  know and then the guy was like what and
• 29:57
  then he was like look I trust Scarlet right maybe she's the dick and appears
• 30:03
  maybe she appeared in The Suicide
• 30:08
  Squad if Scarlet Johansson had a dick do
• 30:11
  you think she'd be circumcised or
• 30:15
  uncircumcised she'd have the chop you think Johansson's a Jewish name no all
• 30:22
  right just based on age I think Scarlet would want the forkin
• 30:28
  age yes so even so while the circumcision is comes from Jew the
• 30:35
  Jewish faith it was something that a lot of people just did yes 40 years ago yeah
• 30:40
  well how old do you think she is she's she's in a 30s but I'm just being at
• 30:46
  that age there's probably more of a chance that she is than isn't yeah I I
• 30:50
  really hope I know this can't happen CU it's a podcast but if someone tuned in
• 30:54
  just a little bit too late and was like [ __ ] are they talking
• 31:02
  about I'm just like if I had to put money on it i' just be say at the time
• 31:07
  i' put money on skullet your hands as dick sure i' snort cocaine off skullet your
• 31:13
  hands dead serious like no I just think you know given her age she it's more
• 31:18
  likely that she's circumcised than
• 31:26
  not James gun has to say about it I wonder what Cory Taylor has to say
• 31:33
  about it you guys familiar with that
• 31:36
  Meme no well it's all the the you know
• 31:41
  the metal music sites it's all all every [ __ ] news article they've got to ask
• 31:46
  Cory Taylor Cory tlor talking about dicks he's talking about everything he's
• 31:49
  got an opinion on everything kind of become a joke it's become a joke cuz you
• 31:53
  know he's like I guess Number One Medal singer at these you know these days sure
• 31:58
  sure I mean maybe not these days maybe
• 32:02
  years ago Fair he weighs in on a lot of stuff I guess MH oh he's got a lot of
• 32:08
  free time so but also so do so do we yeah all right all right yeah but
• 32:13
  they're not asking us to weigh in no one's asking us we just are they asking
• 32:17
  him oh I guess I don't know I guess I don't know um Disney's defended
• 32:22
  themselves in the in the scy Johansson case yeah have they got come up with a a
• 32:28
  nicer way of saying it this time than just going she got her
• 32:33
  money um no not really in fact what they've said was that Scarlet's
• 32:37
  incorrect about her interpretation of the contract and when it says box office
• 32:42
  that does not any longer mean uh purely Cinema box office box office just refers
• 32:49
  generally speaking to the profits of the film and that initial that initial
• 32:53
  release period of probably what 3 months now and what they're claiming have are
• 32:58
  well within the right to release on
• 33:02
  any platform that they deem appropriate I mean this they're making this sell
• 33:08
  sound very dramatic but like yeah that's that's that's what their lawyer said
• 33:12
  like yeah it's just it's I mean they make like they're making it seem very
• 33:16
  personal but an actual fact scar Johansson's lawyers have said she should
• 33:20
  have got paid more money because of the contract and then now Disney lies have
• 33:23
  said oh you I think you've misread the contract or misunderstood
• 33:26
  and it's a war Feud yeah cuz they're not um they're not countersuing they're
• 33:32
  actually just trying to get them to drop the case I what's that called the trying
• 33:37
  to get it blah blah blah blah blah dismissed dismissed thank you yes yeah
• 33:43
  yeah so cool I don't think there's much that they could really c as sue
• 33:48
  for no they'd have to sort of make something up no I think the the the I
• 33:53
  mean this I guess would set a precedent right because Disney's saying no you
• 33:58
  know they're saying no that means we can do whatever we want and you get the
• 34:01
  money based on how many how much money comes in right I guess that's what
• 34:04
  they're trying to say and and yeah and there's still people are still paying to
• 34:08
  see Black Widow and yeah yeah but over the next I guess we don't know really
• 34:13
  how long 12 months at least right movies are going to this this kind of stuff's
• 34:16
  going to happen with movies right where they're going to release them in
• 34:19
  streaming and they're going it's going to it's all going to be a bit confused
• 34:21
  going to be the way that they're going to go forward now yeah so this will set
• 34:26
  so contracts right up to about a year ago would have been
• 34:31
  confusing on this basis right so SC is saying my contract talks about Cinemas
• 34:36
  cuz that's how movies came out now they don't right so there's going to be some
• 34:40
  crossover period where she's going to set a precedent for other actors and
• 34:45
  actresses it'll from now on it'll either mean one thing or another yeah right and
• 34:51
  it's like it's like the rers strike when when Riders got pissed off 2007 because
• 34:57
  they started coming out on DVD and they weren't getting any money and they said
• 35:01
  it says repeats right here in my contract they're like it's not a repeat
• 35:04
  it's a DVD so I think if she wins people will get more money out of it actors MH
• 35:11
  if she loses Studios won't have to pay him as much I think that's the bottom
• 35:14
  line well if she wins studios are going to be very careful about how they word
• 35:17
  things in contracts yes going going forward yeah I think actually what would
• 35:22
  happen is it wouldn't they'd be actors would probably be moving away from the p
• 35:27
  me like what the movie brings in they go more to that more bigger lump sum at the
• 35:32
  start yeah well box office won't be as bigger factor I guess in in in Pay it's
• 35:38
  going to have to be something like well the other thing oh which they've got
• 35:42
  sort of no control over I know something that happens with like the video games
• 35:45
  they get bonuses and stuff based on Metacritic reviews yes yeah if you get
• 35:50
  above this but they they don't an actor doesn't really have D like direct
• 35:55
  control over that like they can
• 36:00
  it'sit it's to many contri factors when you do that it people too much like like
• 36:07
  fans can you know review bomit or whatever I know it's supposed to be sort
• 36:10
  of control but like it's just it's dangerous well you also get the people
• 36:14
  like the developers they go in and they make Bots to go in and up vote and also
• 36:20
  let's not let mob rule dictate any policy please yeah how much someone gets
• 36:25
  paid yeah yeah yeah I think this reminds me of um you know the the way things
• 36:30
  changed and and I think kind of sort of settled into it now but you know when
• 36:34
  Spotify and all that came out with music and then a lot of bands were like well I
• 36:38
  used to get $10 when people bought the album and now I only get 5 cents when
• 36:42
  they listen to it and then but they're not factoring in it's a completely
• 36:46
  different model you used to get $10 and that was it I can listen to that album
• 36:51
  as many times as I want and you get you get no more money I've paid the $10 now
• 36:56
  every time listen to it you get money it's different like so it's not it's we
• 37:02
  adjust yeah yeah so I think probably this will move the same way so Black
• 37:09
  Widow is still um Premier access until the 6th
• 37:14
  of October so I'm guessing anyone who unlocks It on Disney plus now a
• 37:19
  percentage of that would go to
• 37:22
  Scarlet until the October 6th right I think that's how it works works if
• 37:28
  they're claiming this is still box office so they're putting like a 3mon so
• 37:32
  if you want to support scarl Johansson struggling actress SC J I'm being fous
• 37:38
  it's not that's the other thing too is I I still I maintain the argument that she
• 37:41
  got paid a lot of money is irrelevant yeah it's not the
• 37:46
  point like it doesn't matter if you think that's wrong take that up with KL
• 37:50
  Marx he agrees with you I think a lot of people get paid far
• 37:55
  too much sure yeah but that's not that's not the point she's arguing that terms
• 37:59
  of contract the amount of money she got is actually
• 38:02
  irrelevant well you also look at she was probably underpaid for all the other
• 38:07
  movies when everyone else was getting a hell of a lot more than her at the start
• 38:10
  so she certainly got to had to deal with the stupidest interview
• 38:14
  questions have you seen those clips and mashups where they ask you know Tony uh
• 38:19
  Tony they ask you know Robert Danny Jr some question about Iron Man's [ __ ]
• 38:24
  some existential question about about stuff and then they're like Mr Hansen
• 38:29
  did you have to go on a special diet to look that good in the
• 38:33
  suit she's like yeah I did I ate real
• 38:38
  most of the other guys as well thanks for your
• 38:42
  question mhmh speaking of superhero
• 38:47
  ladies Amber
• 38:49
  herd not fired from aqu Man 2 not fired
• 38:55
  because mob roll doesn't count on Aquaman that's right in Atlantis we
• 39:02
  don't listen to the Mob yeah or Atlanta
• 39:05
  or Atlanta yeah Georgia well it's I think it's sort of good that she wasn't
• 39:11
  fired because the the Court ruled in her favor didn't they I hope she bashes cast
• 39:17
  members and shits on their beds you and then and then they're like [ __ ] I wish
• 39:21
  we'd fight her well you remember before all this nonsense with Johnny Depp
• 39:25
  happened there were some heartwarming stories from the set of Aquaman because
• 39:29
  apparently she's a she reads A Lot she's
• 39:31
  an Avid Reader and Jason Mamoa got [ __ ]
• 39:36
  because he said he was tearing random Pages out of her books just to [ __ ] with
• 39:42
  her what that's a dick move wow and then she said it was especially annoying
• 39:47
  because when they're doing the stunt stuff they strap you in to the wiring
• 39:51
  rig and then ho you up in the air with a book and so she'd be reading she'd be
• 39:56
  happily enjoying a book get a couple like 20 pages in and then
• 40:00
  there's a [ __ ] page missing and then M's like all right that's not a joke
• 40:06
  that's actually just really mean that's just you're a [ __ ] yeah yeah well
• 40:09
  that's that's what a lot of people said at the time although I mean slightly
• 40:12
  more heartwarming than I smashed a bottle over his head and [ __ ] in the bed
• 40:17
  so yeah yeah which is what we have to hear about now um I want to know what
• 40:21
  accent she'll do in the next Aquaman maybe a third accent that we haven't
• 40:25
  heard yet I don't think anybody knows Dan no I don't think she knows I haven't
• 40:30
  seen the first one and I'm not going to is it because awful it's aw you're
• 40:36
  protesting against Amber I might watch
• 40:39
  it no I'm just I like James one so do
• 40:44
  iamin I don't know DC I I can quite easily just skip movies in the DC ones
• 40:50
  yeah and Aquaman just one of them as as evidenced by earlier in this show when I
• 40:56
  forgot that birds of pre existed and have not watched
• 40:59
  it which is actually a good one maybe I'll watch probably one of the better ones
• 41:04
  lukend it's got actresses I like in it it's got I like Mar Robie I like Mary
• 41:08
  Elizabeth Winstead I should watch it I just forgot about it the DC ones don't
• 41:13
  feel like they're all in the same universe even the ones that are like I
• 41:16
  know Joker is off completely separate but like birds of prey Justice League
• 41:21
  they don't feel the same man if you want to watch some good Mary Elizabeth
• 41:25
  Winstead let me take that again Mary Elizabeth you gonna
• 41:30
  Sayo season three of Fargo yeah we started it oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah
• 41:36
  she's great in it yeah also uh everyone's great in it yeah yeah yeah
• 41:40
  yeah um David David th was I don't even know how you say his name [ __ ] great
• 41:46
  in it the Englishman th the Englishman
• 41:50
  God is it David
• 41:56
  Thrills what why is nothing coming up on
• 42:01
  Google if Google doesn't know then you've got it very very wrong David Thor
• 42:06
  some random guy on Twitter th David
• 42:10
  thores yeah totally inactive I don't know how you say it
• 42:16
  fools maybe I'm pasting it pasting it
• 42:18
  down under segments oh thulis
• 42:23
  oh I'm I'm no I'm just reading it now and that's how thus David wheeler known
• 42:28
  professionally as David thulas because he was like [ __ ] him try and
• 42:35
  pronounce yeah uh yeah okay I know this guy from Dragon heart yeah and the
• 42:41
  island of Dr mororo yeah and the Harry Potter films yeah I know who you mean
• 42:46
  sure Lupin from Harry Potter don't know but he's great in Fargo season 3 all
• 42:53
  right got to watch more of it yeah you do you do David wheeler yeah actually uh
• 43:00
  David Tenant uh tenant is not his surname uh I forget what his real
• 43:04
  surname is the only reason he's called David Tenant he was putting his name
• 43:07
  down and they were like tenant he's like yeah yeah live here they're like okay
• 43:12
  it's like origin story yeah no apparently in in England uh when you
• 43:19
  register with a Gil one of the guilds or acting guilds or whatever you can there
• 43:23
  can only be one person with your name it's in Australia as well yeah right so
• 43:27
  David Tenant would I for like I said I can't remember what his real name is he
• 43:30
  went to to register and they were like no sorry taken it's m it's McDonald I
• 43:35
  know that sorry David McDonald David McDonald right and they said no sorry
• 43:39
  already a David McDonald pick another name and he went all right I will David
• 43:44
  Tennant luckily David Tenant turned out to be famous so good job good yeah David
• 43:50
  McDonald didn't who the [ __ ] is he yeah exactly no there's a there's a great
• 43:54
  there's a great gag in um staged because Michael Sheen's name comes up first
• 44:01
  because s comes before T in the alphabet so at one point during the series um
• 44:05
  tenant reverts back to his birth name of David McDonald so that he gets top
• 44:10
  billing so he can get top billing very good is that how that
• 44:15
  works uh no no no they it was just because it's it's kind of part of the
• 44:19
  plot that they argue about who gets the billing all right I've just seen
• 44:23
  something can we go back to the start of the podcast sure I know where we were
• 44:27
  talking about South Park sure I remember that because the the deal also includes
• 44:33
  a new game let me boop us in one two three okay welcome to the show 14 new
• 44:40
  podcasts oh [ __ ] 14 we're going to be busy
• 44:46
  today but no uh did you guys ever play like the Stick of Truth and the
• 44:50
  fractured but played The Stick of Truth and loved every frame of that game
• 44:54
  fractured butthole less so didn't quite correct I didn't mind it neither did I
• 45:00
  but evidently the deal does come with uh game as well okay just one or
• 45:06
  14 uh just one so they've got the trilogy of games now right guessing
• 45:12
  that's Howell it works all right yeah no I just saw that and I wanted to go back
• 45:15
  and say yes that's the thing see now I'm like I I should have given that more of
• 45:20
  a chance I do remember it being all right the second one yeah yeah there was
• 45:23
  nothing wrong with it I think it was just that it was so groundbreaking when
• 45:26
  the first game came out plus they'd obviously just played through Skyrim and
• 45:30
  loved it and just went [ __ ] it it's Skyrim but with our
• 45:33
  characters yeah and Final Fantasy battles well you know what game I've
• 45:39
  been playing this week mhm Assassin's Creed Odyssey
• 45:44
  hey gone back in people get wait these guys are talking about Assassin's Creed Odyssey
• 45:50
  unprecedented it's a good game um and I'm just working my way
• 45:55
  through cuz this was at this is the first Assassin's Creed game that I ever
• 45:59
  got like all the achievements in and then they released all the DLC so I'm
• 46:02
  just going through and getting all the DLC achievements now and to the fate of
• 46:05
  Atlantis is it called the fate of Atlantis yeah yeah the fate of Atlantis
• 46:11
  episode sto that title from Indiana Jones that's right yeah I don't think I
• 46:16
  did any of that DLC I should I should do that I'm still playing
• 46:21
  Val yeah if like if you're going back in there's a bit more content there and
• 46:25
  stories and we'll go back you can get laid a few more times oh nice can it be
• 46:30
  from women this time I always slept with women oh man I tried but it was just
• 46:36
  it's just always men who wanted to [ __ ] I think that's just something in your
• 46:40
  subconscious yeah cuz I I I had women so that's that's something you have to deal
• 46:46
  with I did you were a woman though you like you were a woman you were several
• 46:51
  women yes oh well Cassandra was actually Canon she was a cannon she not a woman
• 46:57
  yeah that was could play as male and female you could play as male or female
• 47:01
  but yeah they actually said that Cassandra was the Canon character yeah
• 47:07
  and then they tried to explain it away in Valla that there are two separate
• 47:12
  characters but then they got merged so oh I [ __ ] ignored that [ __ ] cuz if
• 47:17
  you actually played that like I'm going to drop a [ __ ] spoiler randomly good
• 47:23
  day listeners it's Matt while editing I noticed that I actually misheard what
• 47:27
  Luke said and he did not drop a spoiler so I'd like to formally apologize to
• 47:31
  Luke thanks thanks Luke what spoiler if you're annoyed about it you can say it
• 47:37
  you just said something that I didn't know about the plot of Assassin's Creed
• 47:41
  Valhalla no it's at the start of the game no it's not no you see that's what
• 47:45
  I'm saying you don't even realize you've done it what no when you start the game
• 47:49
  and you just male or female yes they actually explained like it was a bit
• 47:54
  confusing and then you can actually choose to play male or female or or you
• 47:57
  can choose to play the separate characters that's not theat that you
• 47:59
  said that's not the beat that you said don't even know what you said you I
• 48:03
  don't one of the Mysteries is what happened to the to the character and you
• 48:07
  just said what happened I don't remember yeah you spoiled it it's fine cuz
• 48:12
  there's no specifics just just just I'll be honest guys I I choose male
• 48:18
  characters by default because I am a male and I don't have any desire to be a
• 48:22
  female but uh I didn't even realize you could be a female play through valhala
• 48:28
  can you yeah it asks you to choose it start yeah right I would have just you
• 48:32
  can switch in the you just switch in the middle of the game randomly what mhm
• 48:36
  yeah yeah yeah there's two ways you can play it you can pick your sex or just
• 48:40
  let the game choose for you and it swaps between male and female who's the other
• 48:44
  character is it a character who's in the game it's evil no it's just you no it's
• 48:49
  just me but a but a chick huh no no no so so yeah like if you you do know the
• 48:56
  character because it's your it's your sibling in the game see again he's he's
• 49:01
  he's going to spoil it cuz I didn't he's telling me something that I didn't know
• 49:05
  yeah I didn't know that either that it's not no that's at the very start of the
• 49:09
  game the start of the game no you as again you're spoiling it you've told us
• 49:12
  that they you've told me that they get murdered and you've told me that they're
• 49:15
  siblings two things that I did not know they don't get murdered get then stop
• 49:19
  talking because that's what you said before that's what you said before oh
• 49:23
  sorry I don't know why I said no they do not they don't tell me that
• 49:29
  either he's all right Matt no no no it's not clear that I mean it's not clear why
• 49:34
  you can choose between them that's the that's part of the
• 49:37
  mystery they don't actually explain that at the very start they don't Luke I'm
• 49:41
  telling you it's a mystery the whole thing is a mystery she's there because
• 49:45
  there's a skeleton and they can't tell whether it's male or female and it's a
• 49:49
  mystery I mean unless I'm I remember this game very differently I do remember
• 49:54
  at the start they sort of explained it's only at the start if you
• 49:57
  do that bit and you get out of the Animus at the start or I'm avoiding all
• 50:01
  of that so I hav that's true that's true yeah you wouldn't have seen any of that
• 50:05
  yeah no no well there is a voice very first start the game when you very first
• 50:09
  start the game it says oh there's something funny with the the stream I
• 50:13
  can't tell whether it's male or female and then that's that's as far as it
• 50:17
  that's left and then somebody Whispers look at its genitals and then it cuts
• 50:21
  away but it doesn't say and someone says it's it's brothers and sisters and they
• 50:25
  got murdered and it's Luke I don't remember me saying that I'm
• 50:32
  sorry that's not even what happened I don't care I don't care I'm just
• 50:36
  messing it's fine sorry listeners it's fine I don't want to play it
• 50:41
  anyway State kill St all I don't know who either of those
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  people are so I'm fine of course you two women from you know who they are I know
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  I think I know who they are I'm just kidding there are no trans people in
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  Harry Potter no God no certainly not skel certainly not
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  skeletons that you can't see if they're men or women all the skeletons have
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  genitals and is very clear no you can tell the sex of uh
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  person by their bones haven't you seen bones look at the dick bone I haven't
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  seen bones are we honest Luke it's got Zoe Des Chanel's sister in
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  it an angel oh Bones the show I thought
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  you just meant have I seen [ __ ] human
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  remains I just thought he me haven't you seen a [ __ ] corpse
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  Daniel well me and Matt have we saw thousands that's true okay I don't want
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  to [ __ ] know all right well we were in France and we went
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  to the catacombs oh gotcha yes yes yeah
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  what I me as fell into a hole the when I fell into the hole and had to put my
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  head on the bones to stop from falling over like don't touch anything and Luke
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  was like I won't stumble just grabbed a wall of [ __ ]
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  skeletons and then apologize to them yes I don't know if they can hear me or
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  understand but I don't want to piss them off there's a lot of them Oh I thought
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  you me the security guards that are there to stop people
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  touching the skeletons and saying oh I slipped I fell I fell into the skeleton
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  well actually where they do their most work is cuz people steal them yeah yeah
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  like and they've even had to start re arranging the bones so they've turn the
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  skulls around so you can't see the teeth cuz what people are just ripping the
• 52:32
  teeth out of the skulls just a whole lot of backs of heads that's far less
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  interesting I mean the interesting part of his skull is the face surely not when
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  you see that many [ __ ] there's a lot
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  down there yeah all right okay where was I when you guys stop becoming stop being
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  individuals Danny that's what it s like he's like not when you're SE as many as I have
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  Danny like [ __ ] hell
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  okay it was a lot yeah here's a segue
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  France dead body Jim Morrison's
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  grave right y Val Kilmer in Oliver
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  Stone's movie through there you go right yeah documentary about Val Kilmer's life
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  called Val watched it yes amazing watch
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  it both of you all is yes if you like Val Kilmer you might like psych just
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  saying anyway is Val Kilmer is psych I'll skip ahead to watch a Val Kilmer
• 53:35
  episode this really reminded me just how much I liked Val Kilmer when I was he
• 53:41
  was in just so many and Luke they mention top secret okay I'm just putting
• 53:46
  that out there all right they they show a little clip from it top secret oh the
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  movie I always ask you to [ __ ] [Laughter] watch I I I know I know of the movie
• 53:56
  Haven watched it yet God no this is a really lovely
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  poignant moving look back on someone's career from the point of view of someone
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  who has now lost everything H was he the one that lost
• 54:15
  everything yeah okay has he than me watching it he's got Why Don't make me
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  say all the stuff just watch the documentary all right all right all
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  right all right there's been a couple of times he's lost his fortune oh okay yeah
• 54:29
  he he he about he was rich person poor right not poor poor correct cuz there's
• 54:34
  a difference right yes definitely Def and they talk about his his throat he
• 54:40
  was Scarlet joh handson paw poor bastard he talks about his
• 54:45
  throat cancer and all that I assume must he must yeah he do he only uses the c
• 54:50
  word once right um [ __ ] gave me
• 54:55
  cancer
• 54:59
  um the I don't want to say anything about it because the way they
• 55:05
  even tell his story is
• 55:09
  interesting and moving just watch it it's available now can can but I'm just
• 55:16
  I do have a serious question here is it a spoiler when it's actually just that's
• 55:21
  his life like it's already fact it's not like it's a movie and you don't know
• 55:25
  what's going to happen no you don't know what you don't know what's going to
• 55:28
  happen I don't no what I'm going to think happened is he was an act out he
• 55:33
  became famous went downhill a little bit became famous again went downhill got
• 55:37
  cancer dealt with that and then sort of on his way up again I mean on the
• 55:43
  surface that's certainly the plot but it's not that's
• 55:48
  not it's not what it's about it's not what it's not what this film's about
• 55:53
  just like not just about a man who pretends to be psychic to solve
• 55:58
  murders we've we've we've insisted that that's the case Luke so now you have to
• 56:04
  accept yeah I mean all the episodes I've seen that's what it is
• 56:08
  but MH I'm going to have a lot of night late night bottle feeds that maybe some
• 56:13
  sometimes I'm just going to want psyches so L has a lot of late bottle feeds as
• 56:18
  well that's but but but Psych is a good show for that is that show that it's a
• 56:25
  procedural that you don't have to pay full attention to you know what's going
• 56:27
  to happen mhm good for feeding babies
• 56:31
  yeah I know that from this baby he's
• 56:34
  pointing his dick again put that away
• 56:39
  L [ __ ] Ginger furry thing coming in your lap
• 56:45
  yeah I gave her a
• 56:47
  kiss you call it a her all right sorry
• 56:52
  sorry for waking you go back to sleep
• 56:57
  um I said to my dick too eventually eventually maybe one day we'll be able
• 57:03
  to go to Disney again no you can go now it's it's going
• 57:07
  to be no but you can't no I can't right I me to my whole plan was to go this
• 57:14
  year for my birthday and stay at a hotel yeah a very expensive hotel and it's
• 57:18
  going to be even more opened yet for Dan and I uh when we eventually can go cuz
• 57:24
  we're going to have to pay for sorts of [ __ ] we wouldn't have bothered paying
• 57:27
  for yes cuz we are all staying in this hotel and why and our children will want
• 57:33
  stupid [ __ ] that we were like I will all the times we' been to Disneylands we've
• 57:38
  bought a lot of stupid [ __ ] for ourselves so going to say yeah I mean
• 57:42
  then we're going to have to wait in line to meet Donald we're going to have to
• 57:45
  yeah let's let's not judge these poor bastards MH hey look as soon as your
• 57:50
  kids are old enough to go on the rides I will quite happily take them to
• 57:54
  Disneyland right m and you can just drop me and the kids off you're going to wear
• 57:58
  your trench coat again we'll have a wonderful day yeah I don't know about this
• 58:05
  look but yeah so they've come out and they've cuz I was the Star Wars Hotel
• 58:11
  was meant to open a lot earlier but I think it got postponed due to co but now
• 58:14
  they've come out with the prices for it and it's not cheap no no so let's go
• 58:19
  through it's basically it's it's like a three-day long
• 58:24
  experience where you stay in the hotel
• 58:28
  that is shaped like a millennian falcon
• 58:32
  and then you is it or or or something I'm being factious but it's it's it's
• 58:38
  it's Star Wars themed right yeah yeah it's the whole idea is you're staying in a galactic
• 58:45
  Cruiser it's specific okay don't ruin don't ruin the Illusion for luk when you
• 58:50
  look out the window it's not like you're looking out the window and you're seeing
• 58:52
  the park or anything you'll look out the window and you will see Star Wars stuff
• 58:57
  like space or hyperspace or something you see J Binks and uh young you'll see
• 59:02
  JJ Abrams this is out there floating around
• 59:08
  going hello to to really get the most out of it you need to stay there for 3 days two
• 59:14
  nights so you can experience cuz he's already insisting we're going to have
• 59:18
  just going to have to stay there forever cuz it's not like uh like it's just a
• 59:23
  theme like you walk through and it's Star Wars no there's evidently like
• 59:26
  actors in there as well and it's an experience just to stay there so we will
• 59:30
  we will all be staying there for 3 to 4
• 59:33
  days yes okay so um it's four to a room
• 59:38
  yeah mhm it's $6,000 that's for three adults and a
• 59:44
  child yeah three adults and a child oh it is MHM that's very either Progressive
• 59:50
  or yeah strange uh yeah no you're right fine that reminds me I was in a a taxi cab in
• 59:57
  Singapore once and it had this chart on the wall of who the amount of people
• 1:00:01
  that could fit in the cab right based on stick figures big and little big for
• 1:00:07
  adults little for child so the cab could
• 1:00:10
  fit three adults right or two adults and
• 1:00:15
  two children right or one adult and
• 1:00:19
  three children or four children and I
• 1:00:23
  want to know how many instan is are cabs
• 1:00:27
  getting hailed by four children with no adults well enough that they had to put
• 1:00:33
  a sign yeah you're right so I'm trying to figure out how much this is going to
• 1:00:39
  cost like the six of us plus two kids right well so three guests two adults
• 1:00:46
  one so so yeah that would be you and I that plus one of either Luke or Hannah
• 1:00:52
  in one of our rooms right yeah either that or I mean they can get their
• 1:00:58
  own maybe oh right so I see you're saying I see what you're saying we just
• 1:01:03
  get one child yeah yeah and one of us that that be cheaper yeah that you can
• 1:01:10
  do the whole thing where you just stay per night but they are it's like $700
• 1:01:14
  cheaper if I'm going to do this I'm going to do it properly otherwise what's
• 1:01:18
  what's the point with Hannah in your room yeah so I'm going to be in your
• 1:01:24
  room am my d yeah obviously okay or we could have boys and girls oh no cuz all
• 1:01:30
  the kids are girls yeah that's fine all right they're small they can fit in one
• 1:01:36
  bed no no no it's one child and three adults per room it's very [Laughter]
• 1:01:42
  clear and if we try and mix that up they will kick us out yeah that's right um to
• 1:01:49
  cost 12,000,000
• 1:01:53
  12,000 from from 12 ,000 [ __ ]
• 1:01:58
  me and that doesn't include I assume any food or drinks and I'm assuming we're
• 1:02:03
  going to want to drink depend it might because you get the allinclusive thing
• 1:02:07
  with Disney so maybe when I stayed at when I stayed at the actual like Disney
• 1:02:11
  Land hotels it included breakfast included entry to the park and that's
• 1:02:16
  probably why they're being specific about the three ads one child because
• 1:02:19
  the roomate doesn't mean anything but when they're giving you tickets to go
• 1:02:22
  into the Park yeah okay okay that's true when they ask for you when they came
• 1:02:25
  said what do you want for breakfast did you tell them I usually just have a
• 1:02:29
  couple of glasses of gin did that work yeah that's right it for my for my two
• 1:02:34
  wives and my one child um what I am particularly
• 1:02:40
  interested in and Luke don't even pretend you're not interested in this as
• 1:02:44
  well um it's some of the merch that's only available oh yeah I'm planning to
• 1:02:49
  buy all the merch I'm building my Droid I'm building My lightsaber well see you
• 1:02:54
  say that Luke but I I went to to Galaxy's Edge last year before it was
• 1:02:58
  closed and um I saw the build a lightsaber and it was okay it was the
• 1:03:02
  kind of plastic lightsaber you can buy from T that are probably already own
• 1:03:08
  yeah but that's fine it's $200 it's fine
• 1:03:11
  yeah uh or or Luke you can get
• 1:03:16
  the [ __ ] crazy realistic uh lightsaber that they've
• 1:03:22
  just announced and have you seen this [ __ ] video I'm just about to the
• 1:03:27
  button so this video is only 13 seconds long but it uh shows off pretty nicely
• 1:03:33
  all right how did that just happen yeah so that's available to buy there mhm all
• 1:03:38
  right so we'll find out when we
• 1:03:43
  go cuz I will be getting one of them yeah so listeners who can't see what
• 1:03:49
  we're watching this looks um like a real
• 1:03:53
  lightsaber like the description out Hilt as a big glowing thing it includes
• 1:03:58
  mechanics that work like a motorized tape measure well that's less impressive
• 1:04:02
  is sounding isn't it yeah yeah we had those I mean that is how we used to play
• 1:04:05
  lightsabers when we were kids was with the tape measure
• 1:04:13
  so so yeah so everyone starts saving now cuz I do expect everyone to buy me lots
• 1:04:19
  of presents cuz this is where I was going for my 40th
• 1:04:24
  birthday you know man I both had our 40ths canell because of CO as well like
• 1:04:28
  just putting that out there yeah but I was going to take us to Star Wars thisne
• 1:04:32
  year you're going to take us oh you were going to take us oh pay for everything
• 1:04:37
  else sure problem I was going TOS I was going to pay for the hotel
• 1:04:42
  rooms okay $112,000 for the hotel room I actually did not know that lock that in
• 1:04:48
  please that's quite generous of you quite generous very generous of you was
• 1:04:52
  it going to be like one of those trips where yeah like it's a there birthday
• 1:04:56
  and putting on a party except it's going to be us walking around in our underwear
• 1:05:01
  on a g I was going to say Luke paying for the hotel rooms means we're going to
• 1:05:05
  have to put up with we're he's going to have some demands some weird demands and
• 1:05:09
  we're not going to be able to argue with him yeah yeah and in our underwear has
• 1:05:13
  just rolled off the tongue there so easily yeah and that's before he's even
• 1:05:17
  like taken a breath to really think about how he's going to control this
• 1:05:21
  situation yeah so I think honestly I don't know when to go now because cuz
• 1:05:28
  all borders are I'm thinking about I'm thinking about no but I'm also thinking
• 1:05:32
  about your children mhm yeah please don't I
• 1:05:37
  don't well even if we were to say aim for 2023 I think they're still too young
• 1:05:43
  for Disneyland yeah yeah it's [ __ ] expensive yeah and seems very expensive
• 1:05:49
  to take someone where they're not going to remember all be a to go on when
• 1:05:52
  you're there you see people with very young kids and you're like what
• 1:05:58
  yeah well it's like there's a lot of trips that's like now we're like well we
• 1:06:01
  should I mean we would we would like to go to Norway right see the Northern
• 1:06:05
  Lights do a viking crew see the Northern Lights it's like well we should probably
• 1:06:08
  wait till she'll remember that right yeah you know I don't think you have to
• 1:06:12
  wait too long I did a lot of European countries when I was three with my
• 1:06:16
  parents and I retain a lot of memories for it yeah right but they might be like
• 1:06:21
  me and have like the worst memory like I don't remember anything before
• 1:06:26
  worst memory or wor memories Luke yeah worst
• 1:06:31
  memories yep my memories are terrible like the time that strange man came
• 1:06:36
  around and told you was he was your father yeah or you from the future and
• 1:06:41
  that he needed you to suck him off immediately the fate of the planet Earth
• 1:06:48
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• 1:06:52
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