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I think the album was. I know you you wouldn't like it.
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You can try it. I I would love for you to tell
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me Oh my God, I love plaz is. That what he was talking about
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the other day, Ryan. We were talking about rap and he
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said something about those people.
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I. Heard it.
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You asshole, are you getting so defensive?
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Technical difficulties aside, crisp spray it all over amber.
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Yes, that is. Hello and welcome everybody
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who's back for episode Big 23. Big.
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That's my favorite number. Big 2-3, it's the Thanks Hated
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It podcast and I promise the rock star will kick in
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eventually and it will wake up. I still think it's funny.
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It's been a long week. In the car, we were talking
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about like our addresses, and I'm not going to say like more
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than what it is, but he was like, isn't Ryan's like 113?
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And I was like, no, it's 113. And I went, huh?
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For anybody wondering, that absolute gem was from Amber.
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You're listening with Ryan and Justin it.
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Was crazy. I'm hella autistic SO113 doesn't
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sound like 113 in my brain so I'm like no it's a completely
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different number. Sure it is.
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And we're coming at you just days after the great Blizzard of
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26. That's.
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Bad we got snow. Yeah, Justin showed me video
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walking around outside. He couldn't figure out how to
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flip the camera, so he just. Kind of terrible front facing
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camera glitchy ass. Look at all the snow Ryan.
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Look how deep it is did. You FaceTime then?
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Yeah, Discord. Yeah, he he was like, look at
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it, it's so deep. And I'm like, sure it is, buddy.
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Sure it is. It's.
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Like you you so it's the most in.
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Illinois. I know Wiscanson.
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It's it's the most this town has gotten, I think they said since
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2010. Wow.
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Yeah. So of course.
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And. When we get here, haven't even
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been here a full year. It happens every time.
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When we got a boat that we're living on in Aster, it was the
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worst hurricane. And it was, I think it said it
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was the most powerful hurricane like in 100 years.
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And I'm like, awesome. Yeah, and Tampa got flurries.
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I say everybody got, everybody got a little bit of it.
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They were literally like skiing on the beach I think in Destin.
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Yeah, Destin, something like that.
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In the Panhandle I. Was like what?
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Yeah, we had fun, though. We had a blast in the snow.
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It got up to 6 inches. It was on.
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It was on everything. There was minimal ice, so it was
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like perfect, like powder snow. It was awesome.
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I say I I still don't like it, but I understand why.
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It's fun. I get it.
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I made a little snowman. It was like 6 inches tall.
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Adorable. After a while it looked like a
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penis protruding out of my car. Mom made a snow Angel.
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She'd never done that before. She hadn't done that since she
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was like 10 there. You go.
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Up in like Maine or something. Chance.
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Still likes it outside. He was digging.
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Digging holes in the snow, he could smell a mice or something
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and was just trying to pull it from the ground.
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He was out there forever. I'm like, dude, you're you are
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going to freeze. You have to come inside.
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I think it was like at the at that time it was like 19° I
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think. So I was like, you got to come
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inside. That short hair, that short hair
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would not, would not protect him at all.
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No, he loves it though. That actually segues me nicely.
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Speaking of mice, we had two almost fires at the house.
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And I mean it literally filled the house with smoke.
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Almost had two fires. Filled, filled like, not like
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the first time, not like This Is Us kind of smoke where like Jack
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inhales it and stuff, but. Spoilers, I know exactly what
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you're talking about. My listeners will.
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Not your book talk people. So it was I think the first day
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or the day before it got down to like single digits.
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The day before it got down to single digits, mom woke woke us
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up and she was having a hard time letting us know.
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So she she just opened the door and she goes smoke, smoke,
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smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
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I was like, ha, smoke. So did.
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You say smoke. I run out there and it is, it is
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full smoke like it is the whole inside of the house is blown
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out. And I'm like, what the hell is
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going on? I go to the front of the furnace
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and the door of the furnace is like can't touch fingers, like
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burn. You touch the front of the door
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hot. So shut everything down, give it
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a minute, open it up. And I'm looking and I'm looking
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and I'm looking and I find a wire going directly to the
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heating element that has melted and burnt off.
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It is running fully out of control.
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It has no safety like the wire to the safety, the limit switch
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that tells it, hey, you're above, you know, a certain
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temperature. Shut everything down.
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That wire burnt off. So they're just cooking.
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There was no temperature gauge anymore.
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Yeah, it just turned into an oven, literally like a a bare
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wire oven in the wall and just smoked everything out.
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So pull it all apart, get everything cleaned off, and to
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replace the wires with the wire that was there because I assume
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who whomever touched this before me replaced it with the
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appropriate wire. Wrong.
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Not even close. So I I run it again and it does
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it again. Smoke's out the house, the wire
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is hot. Like can't touch it hot.
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I'm like what the fuck is going on dude?
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Like this thing is running out of control.
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Fully replaced wiring and I'm like what?
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What is the problem? Like what is it doing?
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So I pull it all back apart. I read the panel and on the
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panel it specifically says use this type of wire heat rated and
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this size, the wire that's in there one not obviously not heat
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rated clearly because it melted and two 2 sizes too small.
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Oh my God, yeah, check this out. Now that I found the actual
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wiring diagram on the website and did all that good jazz, I
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found out it's supposed to have two of the part that it only has
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1. So it not only is it feeding
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like 60 kilowatts, which is an unreal number, like to feed
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through an electric heater, not only is it feeding it through
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one of the two that it's supposed to have to split the
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load so it doesn't 1 cook the part we replaced a year ago,
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which is why it needed replacing.
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And then two, it's cooking that one wire that's on that one part
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because it's only going through one side.
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I found out it has run on emergency heat full blast, 60
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kilowatts for a full month. Oh my gosh, $320 power bill
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just. From the heater.
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Oh. No.
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Oh. No.
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So not only did it cook, I mean cook it was smaller wires than
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it needed. So huge fire hazard 2, missing a
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full like side of it. So it's running everything
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through one side. Huge safety hazard 3.
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It's inside the unit. I pulled the coils out to check
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if they weren't shorted out which is why it would run away
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if it was shorted. It's making a connection and
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running past all the safeties and just becoming a literal of
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it. It it doesn't know any better.
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It just says go go go pull it out.
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There's a mouse across the coils.
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It has jumped from 1 coil to the other.
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Took 60,000 volts or 60,000 watts or something like that
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through a mouse. Cooked the mouse.
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Literally cooked it ash like if you could still see it though
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like hanging on the coil like this.
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And I kid you not, it was probably half the size of my
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hand. Just like like an inch on the
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fucking. Coil, I don't understand how.
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I haven't cried about it yet, but it was really sad.
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So I don't know what was the issue or what what what wasn't
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an issue. But I've gone through and and
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done everything and got the mouse out and replaced the wires
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with the right or at least bigger wires, not even the right
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wires, and then shut off half of it so it's only running at half
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speed and it's doing great. Perfect.
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So far, knock on everything, knock on everybody, everybody.
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We did lose heat of course the day it was the coldest like day,
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but I got it running like noon on the day got a spare part in
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didn't even need to use it thank God and it was like the.
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Day before it was the coldest. And now we've had heat.
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Thank God. Well, that's because Boy Boy was
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a cold. You caught it at the right time.
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Yeah. You weren't down for all that
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long so. Yeah, good a night.
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Yeah, that's. It smelled like smoke, but it
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once we figured out what it was, it definitely smelled like cooey
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like roasted Guinea pig is what it is.
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So your face. She knows all about that Cooey.
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Some some nice. Gosh, no, don't, don't.
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We're not going. To go into.
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NPC talk here. OverDrive I was.
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Going to see that. I did that well.
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So how? Old has it been for you?
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It got down to 22 the other night.
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What? Oh my God, So it's nuts.
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Central Florida all but shut down.
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I was outside in in AT shirt. You're so brave.
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It was so nice. It was so nice.
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So brave. There were people on my street
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whose water lines froze. Mine.
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They didn't know about that drip, drip.
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Mine partially froze, but it had enough that water was still
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running through it. So I was cleared and I basically
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all I did was I turned on the heat a little bit higher and let
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that run for like an hour. And then that heated up along
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with the sun coming up that heated up the attic enough that
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the lines thought out enough that water was running easily
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through. So I didn't have any, Yeah.
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I forgot you got unprotected packs through the attic.
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That's right. So that's going to need to be
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done here very soon, but. With no insulation, yeah.
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It's it was fine. I mean, I was comfortable,
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nothing too terrible. People were freaking out
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obviously. But thanks, I appreciate that.
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He's used to the Chicago winters.
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While I was doing Uber, everybody got in the car and
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they were like, Oh my gosh, thank you for having the heat on
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in here. I'm dying.
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It's so cold. And I'm like, you saw me roll up
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with the windows down. It's so hot in here.
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I'm so uncomfortable. And they're like shivering.
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And I'm like, I got to take off this extra layer, you know, like
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I'm so hot windows down as I'm driving through this, you know,
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35° weather. And I know I got looks.
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You're what they call psychopaths.
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Sure. They just don't know.
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They get in the car, they're like, what the fuck is going on
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here? Yeah, but no, it was, it was
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fine. I mean, wind blew really hard
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this week. Like outside of the actual like
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storms and hurricanes, I've never heard the wind blow so
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hard down here in Florida. So it was like, I mean, it, it
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was a full on Blizzard like wind with it, like whipping through
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the windows and stuff that that whistle that it creates.
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Oh yeah, yeah. So that was wild.
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I like I said, I've never had that outside of storms because
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obviously the storms down here or something else.
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But now that was, that was my week.
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Just enjoyed it. I say I'm thinking of dad on the
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boat because I know how cold that boat gets.
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It's, I mean it's literally just a fiberglass hole with like wood
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paneling on top. I didn't even think about that.
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I should have. I should have texted you to tell
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him that he could come here. Yeah.
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That some bitches gets cold, dude, that boat gets cold.
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Then again, we're up in Aster, so it's, I mean, it's another
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hour north of where it is now and it gets, I mean, it got down
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20s a couple times. That boat was cold.
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Yeah, I mean, it was, it was 22 here, so it was nice and chilly.
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No precipitation. Thing I think being in a Marina,
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he's got all the all the heaters and power that he needs, but I
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think I think still gets cold. It's drafty, boy.
15:01
It's meant to be drafty, but but nothing that was.
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I know. That was.
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I was looking at, oh, what's his face?
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Chitwood's Facebook page and they had a special team of
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sheriff deputies going out and around Volusia County the whole
15:29
like last week and checking every single homeless encampment
15:34
and making sure they had food, water and everything.
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They offered free rides to get to actual shelters for the
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nights Everybody that wanted to got out and got to shelters.
15:47
So that's good. But there were still people left
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behind because they were like refusing it.
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But they had, they had deputies posted up close enough to all
16:00
these encampments, known encampments around with food,
16:04
heating supplies, you know, blankets and everything.
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So that was, that was cool to see that he was on top of that.
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I don't have very much bad to say about him.
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He's pretty impressive. Yeah, I haven't looked too much.
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I mean, he's been around for 20 years while we were down there.
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So I like Chitwood. Is that the bobble head you got?
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Yeah, that's the bobble head. Yeah, I like Chitwood.
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I'm hoping like hell he doesn't pop up in the files.
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Yeah. Have you been reading?
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What files are you talking? About, I'm not going to say it,
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I'm just going to say the files. You guys know what I'm talking
16:42
about. I have not stopped reading.
16:48
There there is so much AI bull crap that's been going around in
16:53
regards to that outside of the recent dump.
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So I've just, I've just not looked into it because I'm like
17:04
I. Hope.
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I hope the dominoes fall and the people that did bad stuff gets
17:10
put away for the rest of their life.
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Put them under the jail, but I I don't have any interest in
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reading it. Do you see Bitcoin?
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No. I fell off a Cliff again.
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Oh, I bet people love that. Oh, it's so funny.
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Oh, it's so good, man. I'm just watching it every week
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fall another 10 grand. It's like, Oh my God, they are
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getting wiped out. Man.
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No, I've been reading that and following the charts and
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honestly just just making the media server bigger and bigger.
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I got all six seasons of Community done.
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I got like 30 movies. Everything's it's working great.
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I finally figured out the subtitles.
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I think figured it. Out.
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I think so. There's like plug insurance and
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you got to sign up for stuff and do this and do that and run
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around and but I think I got it. The other one is Amber's been
18:04
sick for a week straight. Yeah.
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She was sick last week when we did the podcast, she was sick 2
18:11
weeks before that, then I got sick, then she got sick again
18:15
and we're both just kind of getting through it.
18:17
Before I was and then I started feeling better the second time
18:21
and then I got sick again. I guess.
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I don't know. I woke up 1 morning like after
18:26
feeling alright and I just had a massive coughing fit.
18:30
And then that coughing fit turned into like a whole day of
18:33
coughing. And then when I sleep for almost
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like 24 hours, that. Yeah.
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He slept for like 2 days. I did the same thing the week
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before. I slept for like 2 days.
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Yeah. Woke up 8, went back to bed.
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Yeah. So now I don't go to bed until
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like 5:00 or 7:00 in the morning, and then I don't wake
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up until like four or five in the afternoon.
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Her schedule's destroyed. Yeah, that didn't even bother
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me. No, it's quiet.
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I'm. I'm going.
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To bed around that, that 3/30, 4:00 in the morning right now,
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yeah. But a lot of it has to do with
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I'm ending Uber at like 233 o'clock.
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How's that going, I? Mean, I, I wish I didn't have to
19:18
put so many mileage on my car, you know, But I'm enjoying about
19:26
50% of the people I'm taking because I'm actually having
19:29
conversations with people. So that's been fun.
19:34
Only 50%. Well, when it's a Florida born
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person, I find that they will not talk to me.
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They will get. An oh, you're saying like only
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50% talk? And.
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That's actually probably you were saying.
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I'm it's probably, I thought you were saying 25%.
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No, no, no. No, I thought you were saying
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you only enjoy 50% of the people you like.
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Damn, no. No, it's, it's honestly probably
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like 2530% actually talk. And I can always tell who the
20:03
Florida born people are and who moved down here because the
20:06
people that move down here will just keep going and keep talking
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and want to talk the entire ride.
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The Florida born people will be like, oh, nice, yeah, yeah, it's
20:16
cold. And then just like look out the
20:18
window and like. Completely silent and I'm fine
20:22
with that. Like I'm not here to force you
20:25
to talk. So like I'll be quiet until you
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present a conversation to me, you know, because I know there's
20:32
plenty of people that don't want to have the conversations.
20:34
I get it, that's doing fine. But.
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There was that time whenever I had the physical therapy, I
20:44
couldn't drive, so they would have like shuttles come and get
20:47
me. But it was technically like
20:48
Ubers and every single time I would either be the one that
20:54
wanted to talk or they would start a conversation and I would
20:58
just keep going. There was one time talking to
21:01
this dude from Is it Maryland? And he was telling me all the
21:05
things about like Smith and Wesson's how the distributing
21:09
factor, whatever you call it, is like right there, but you can't
21:13
use guns in that state. And he was we were just talking
21:17
all the time. But I'm born and raised
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Floridian and I'll talk your ear off unless you don't want to be
21:23
spoken to so you might. Get you're definitely here and
21:28
there. You're definitely one of the
21:29
people in the the minority in that in that front.
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Yeah. But no, I mean, it's been going
21:37
fine. Like I put in maybe 30 hours
21:42
this last week and I made just shy of 800 so it it can be good.
21:50
It's not bad. Yeah, it's, it's not.
21:52
For for a side gig it's not bad. Yeah.
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So my hope is that I can find something that I can do with a
22:01
guaranteed hours. I just applied somewhere else
22:06
guaranteed hours and then I can do a little bit of that on the
22:08
side as well because if I can do you know 20 hours and make close
22:15
to 500 a week on top of a regular job, that sounds fine to
22:21
me. It's.
22:23
Golden. Give me plenty of time to do
22:25
this stuff too. Oh, the the Florida drivers.
22:29
So I talked about South Carolina drivers last week, and I don't
22:33
know where these people are from, but they have never seen
22:36
snow. They've certainly never driven
22:38
in it. They dude.
22:39
On the way home this morning, I had two different accidents in
22:43
front of me. So one of them was this little
22:46
Camry shot off into the ditch, up the other side of the ditch,
22:50
and then hung up on the tree. And I was like, damn, they were
22:54
moving. And then they had to shut down
22:57
part of the road where they blocked it off.
23:00
You go in the neighborhood and come out the other side of the
23:02
neighborhood on the other side of the accident when you first
23:05
got to the first roadblock, it's a Tacoma that's flipped over and
23:10
it's so totaled they put it upside down on the wrecker.
23:13
That's. Crazy.
23:14
And I'm like, this all happened within, you know, an hour of
23:18
like, just being outside. I'm like, this is nuts, dude.
23:22
There's a main road to the north and it's fine.
23:26
To the north. The road in the north fully,
23:31
fully melted. Everything's fine.
23:33
And then the road to the South, for whatever reason, is still
23:36
completely iced and snowed in. Like I ran past two plow trucks
23:41
on the way home and it was like everybody's doing 15 miles an
23:46
hour and there's just everybody's all over the place.
23:48
There was like a three or four car like line up with a sheriff
23:52
on the side and everything. It was nuts, dude.
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And I, I just, I came over, there's a, there's little hills,
24:00
but I mean, compared to Florida, they're 3040 feet and elevation
24:04
difference going down, up, down, up.
24:06
And at the end of the street there's a red light five way
24:10
intersection, fully 55 mile an hour intersection.
24:14
And when you come over the hill is when it starts to ice and
24:18
then descending the hill is snow and ice.
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And then I have to make a right turn on the exit before I get to
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the light doing 55. I have like 100 feet and I'm
24:29
like, Oh no, I'm just going to go straight out into this
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intersection. For someone who I.
24:36
Shook a little bit this morning. I was like, Oh no.
24:40
For someone who's never like really seen or driven in snow
24:44
and stuff. I have fully never seen 6 inches
24:46
of snow ever in my life. Yes you have, but not driving.
24:52
Essay on Grandfather Mountain That was ice.
24:55
The whole thing was ice. I know it was ice because I
24:57
slipped out of the car. As soon as I stepped out of the
25:00
car, my left foot slipped and I did a split out of the car and I
25:04
was like, see, see what I said? I didn't want to come on this
25:07
trip. I told you I didn't want to be
25:08
here. He.
25:09
Was so mad. I'll get back to that.
25:11
But for somebody who's never seen like, snow or driven in it
25:14
and stuff, my brain had never processed that, like, when snow
25:20
falls, it's gonna fall on the road.
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And like, how does the road magically, like, you know, get?
25:25
Become not snow. So I'm looking and as we're
25:29
driving there's literally just like massive piles of like dirty
25:32
snow on the side. And I'm just like, what the hell
25:35
is that? They got parking lots with six
25:39
foot banks. It's.
25:40
Huge. It's crazy.
25:41
No, but when we were going up to grandfather.
25:44
Mound disgusting I. Think it was like 9 years ago to
25:47
be honest. We also fun fact, ADD brain.
25:54
Today marks 12 years of me being asshole free.
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Wow. Yeah, how about that?
26:02
Yeah. Wow.
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It's Kaylee's birthday. Happy birthday, Kaylee.
26:06
Also, happy Black History Month. And anyways.
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You got your asshole removed. Yes, thanks.
26:13
It was a nasty one. No, I broke up with a toxic
26:20
asshole and started technically dating Justin. 12 years ago.
26:24
Let's see, that would be. Technically. 12 years for me.
26:30
Yeah. Because it was 2014.
26:35
Yeah, the Super Bowl. I'm saying like today.
26:38
Yeah, it won't be it. It's not today for me.
26:40
It's Super Bowl was when it happened for me.
26:44
Yeah. But anyways, so we were driving
26:47
up to Grandfather Mountain with my grandparents.
26:49
From North Carolina. North Carolina?
26:51
Did I say South Carolina? No, no, no.
26:53
Is it? I think Grandfather Mountain is
26:56
actually like closer to Tennessee.
26:59
Either one. North of here we were in North
27:02
Carolina though in Charlotte and we drove to Grandfather Mountain
27:07
because we wanted to show Justin Snow hated it.
27:10
He literally bought this. Thanks.
27:13
You ever saw Justin with his big poofy burnt marshmallow jacket?
27:18
Probably when. We were there.
27:19
Full on puffer. So he bought it for that trip
27:22
specifically and. I was on the plane in the puffer
27:26
jacket. Dude, I was like, this plane is
27:28
cold what the fuck so. We're driving up and my my
27:33
grandpa was driving. We're sitting in the back.
27:35
My girl was in the front and he was driving a Cobalt.
27:39
Yeah, something like that. Tiny little Chevy.
27:41
Cruise or something. And it had the the degrees
27:46
inside the car, but for outside. So as we're going up the
27:50
mountain, it's going from 50 to 40 to 20 to 17 to 12 to 0.
27:59
And as it's happening, Jay's eyes literally would not get off
28:04
that temperature gauge and he's Oh my God, Oh no, Oh my God.
28:13
I've never seen 0° in my life in.
28:16
My life. I still I haven't seen zero
28:18
since. Not here.
28:21
No, it got down to like 9. Yeah, so he's like, absolutely
28:27
not. And then nobody should live
28:29
there. We were trying to go up and my
28:33
grandparents, they had already taken me whenever I saw snow for
28:37
the first time when I was 18 and they were like, oh, we'll take
28:41
Justin and go see the waterfall as well.
28:44
The waterfall was completely frozen like icicles everywhere
28:49
and my. Girl froze a waterfall dude.
28:54
My grandpa pulled off to. What are we doing?
28:57
You pull it off to the side and everybody else got out perfectly
29:01
fine, no problems whatsoever. You literally ate shit.
29:07
In the mount, we're on the side of a mountain.
29:09
I mean it's a road, but there's a, there's a, there's 1000 foot
29:12
drop off right next to me. I slid towards the drop off.
29:15
I'm like I I told you before we left.
29:19
Yeah, he's like, I'm not cut out for this shit.
29:21
It's. So funny we got to get you Spike
29:24
boots. Yeah, I think that's what my
29:27
grandpa said. Or we'll helicopter you there.
29:29
Yes, helicopter or nothing. I I.
29:31
Have. I have been living in my
29:35
slippers for like 2 weeks. Yeah 'cause it's the only pair
29:37
of shoes that's not like hot weather shoes.
29:40
Florida shoes. They're actually like hot, like
29:43
cold weather slippers. I just live in them now.
29:45
Ryan, we bought more clothes. Correct clothes, finally.
29:51
Yeah, we bought more clothes. It was before we got sick.
29:59
Maybe, maybe we had already talked about this.
30:01
But either way, yeah we bought winter clothes, spent like 300
30:07
bucks. Couldn't, couldn't hack it dude.
30:09
I had like 5 layers on. I know we've talked about being
30:12
cold like 2 weeks in a row. Y'all y'all just bear with me.
30:15
I promise I'll shut up about it, but.
30:18
Jesus Christ this sucks. 3 or 4 honestly.
30:22
It's been a month. Dude, it's been a month.
30:25
They just skip them now they're like Nope, talking about it
30:27
again. It's it's cold dude.
30:30
You have that option on Spotify? I didn't know.
30:32
That just skip ahead, yeah. That's so.
30:36
Funny. Good stuff.
30:39
Going back to the the car accidents, have you seen the
30:43
videos circulating social media of the, I think it's a BMW, the
30:50
BMW driver that wrapped his car around a support pole in a
30:57
parking garage. Oh no, I have not.
31:01
Dude, I will, I will have to find it and send it to you
31:06
because it's insane. This dude had to have been going
31:09
incredibly fast and like drifting through this place
31:13
because the engine got moved out of the way.
31:16
Oh my God, from the pole there was literally, it looks like a
31:20
cartoon, like cake moving into a pole.
31:25
And there's that divot, they pulled it back away from the
31:28
pole and you can see exactly where the pole went into.
31:31
It's insane. So average BMW driver.
31:36
Yeah, exactly, exactly my thought.
31:41
But now that was crazy. Ryan, what a major candle.
31:48
Oh, I get a candle. Yeah, I told you about it.
31:53
I forgot, sorry. Isn't that little like gimlet or
31:59
goblet or whatever it's called? Oh yeah.
32:01
Oh nice. Yeah, I gotta.
32:04
A coop. I gotta test it first.
32:07
It's called a coop. Is it a coop?
32:10
Not a martini glass, it's a rounded martini.
32:12
So it's a coop? A coup?
32:15
A coup. A coup?
32:16
Coup, coup. I'm just looking This this video
32:22
is insane. Here we go.
32:24
I'll send it to you now. Yeah, that's it.
32:32
Awesome, I hope he was listening to Tokyo Drift.
32:35
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding. It's Ding Ding Ding toe.
32:43
Fucking Bell rocked. Here we go.
32:49
I'm kind of glad I don't have my truck right now because I'll be
32:51
honest, I would. I would take it into a parking
32:54
lot right now and just dog on it and I'm glad I don't have it.
32:58
Hey, I'd find the only pole in the parking lot.
33:00
That's honestly that's the way I learned how to drive in the snow
33:04
was taking a car into a parking lot in the middle of nowhere.
33:08
That's how you have to learn. So I put it.
33:13
On discord so you guys can watch.
33:15
That whenever you want. It's insane.
33:22
Sorry, Amber's catching a line. I got a hookah pen thing and it
33:28
wasn't working so. Now it is.
33:34
It wasn't working. I tried to put it on the two or
33:37
whatever and then when you pull it, it doesn't do anything.
33:43
So then I pushed it and then I pulled the same amount and then
33:46
it it went all the way to the back of my throat.
33:52
Speaking of which, I did not measure it in the snow speaking.
33:57
Of. Which I put my finger in the
34:00
snow and I'm like not a fucking chance.
34:02
This. Past not not the one you guys
34:05
just did, but the one we just posted I you and I did not hear
34:11
it in the time that he said it. We were talking about like the
34:15
snow and stuff on the roof and everything and talking about
34:19
snow, and we're in the middle of a conversation and he goes, I'm
34:24
just gonna measure it in the snow.
34:26
And then laughs on his own. I honestly I totally missed that
34:30
in the editing even 'cause I don't remember.
34:32
Him saying that, it's like a brief moment of silence between
34:37
the both of us and he says it quickly and then you and I are
34:41
like doing our debate bullshit. Sounds about right.
34:46
That's that's why I receded into my brain.
34:49
Y'all were talking about something and I just went just
34:53
gone. I was like I'm.
34:55
Going to measure it, the snow. No, not a chance.
34:59
The boys loved it kind of the first day it sucked because it
35:03
was still snowing. It was fucking snowing, dude.
35:06
It was coming down and then the next day it was beautiful all,
35:10
no snow, just, I mean nothing coming down but it's still fully
35:15
like packed in and the dogs were just running around.
35:18
Goose and Chants were playing and West is shivering in the
35:21
shed. I can see him.
35:25
This is bullshit. Yeah, I said.
35:31
No way from my warm Florida for this bullshit for this bullshit.
35:38
No, none of them. None of them have ever seen even
35:41
ice like nothing and. Then what comes out of the
35:45
fridge? Yeah.
35:48
So that for them was like, what the fuck is happening like?
35:52
There was ice on the the ramp the other day, not with the
35:58
snow. It was like a couple weeks ago
36:01
and Jay literally had to like watch them going in and out
36:04
because. They would like.
36:06
He told me about this on the last.
36:08
Episode, then. It was last week, yeah.
36:10
Where he just. Trying to sliding down, yeah.
36:14
I'm sorry I wasn't here. See, she doesn't even listen to
36:19
it. Well, I haven't I haven't I?
36:22
Listened to it, I was going to say.
36:24
I haven't uploaded that yet. I just got done with the the
36:28
half edit of it. So that'll be going up tonight.
36:32
OK, going going into. I promised.
36:34
The editing. Go for it.
36:36
We both have something. Go for it.
36:38
No, no. I was just saying, going into a
36:39
little bit of the editing background, I do a half edit,
36:45
put it up so that we can listen through it and then I can have
36:49
additional ears find any issues. Yeah, basically.
36:56
But we can both listen and find all the points that need to be
37:00
either taken out or cut or trimmed down or anything like
37:05
that. And then I throw in the music
37:08
and do the cold open and all that fun stuff.
37:10
So. That's that's kind of how I was
37:13
dogging on Amber, like jokingly that she doesn't even listen to
37:16
it. I haven't listened to the last 7
37:17
episodes. I'm busy.
37:19
We want it like. I'll show him like the funny
37:22
part. Trying to keep the house from
37:23
burning down. Like I'm saying, what's crazy is
37:26
like, I will listen to it. Like I've never heard us have
37:29
this conversation already. And I'm just sitting there like
37:35
with the headphones on, sitting on the couch while he's watching
37:39
God fucking knows what and I'm just laughing my ass off.
37:43
He was like what's so funny? And I'll literally just like put
37:46
the headphones on his. Yeah.
37:48
We're fucking hysterical. There are so many parts of so
37:52
many different episodes where I'm just like, we're funny
37:55
bitches. I forgot to tell you I talked to
38:01
my buddy from school, the Navy aviator.
38:04
Yes. That sounds like a cool.
38:07
Thing, he's so cool. Do I know him?
38:10
No, I don't think you've ever met him.
38:12
I'll say him and I like. He doesn't want you to meet him
38:15
because he's too cool. That's fine.
38:17
That's true. That's probably.
38:19
Him and I touch base every couple of years.
38:21
Friends. That's why he doesn't have any
38:24
friends anymore. They can't handle me.
38:26
They can't handle me. Me.
38:29
I love you. We touch base every couple of
38:32
years just to check in on each other and then we go about our
38:35
lives. Canon Canyon.
38:38
No, no, no, not Canyon. I'll say I haven't talked to him
38:40
in a while. No, it's Kyle.
38:42
Long, long, long time ago. But we were talking about
38:49
aircraft and just being a Bros episode and I remembered he was
38:56
a pilot or a mechanic or an engineer or something like that.
38:59
And now I found out he's a naval aviator.
39:02
But what I was going to say is I actually talked to him and told
39:05
him the next bro down we do. He's coming on the podcast.
39:09
Awesome. So I'll give him some things to
39:12
prepare and tell us the non classifieds and.
39:16
Can I sit? In or whatever he wants to tell.
39:19
Us can I sit in on this bro down but like tape my mouth?
39:27
No, that wouldn't be much of A broadcast.
39:31
I say. A pretty bro.
39:33
The broadcast is usually Hey Amber sick.
39:36
Amber. Sick can't she can't be on this
39:38
one. Or.
39:39
Which is crazy because I've only gotten sick twice.
39:42
We've only had two bro downs. No, actually technically the
39:45
ones that you guys. We've had three.
39:47
You've had three. You had one where I was sick.
39:52
Yeah, the other one was you coming down to pick up the
39:55
stuff. Amber was up in South Carolina
39:58
with your mom. Taking.
40:00
Care mom, OK. And then this one.
40:03
I was still drinking that time. I don't remember it.
40:05
Well, that was. That's your that was.
40:07
Less it wasn't really a true bro cast, though we kind of like
40:11
went over it. It was it was more of a, hey,
40:14
this is what's going on. So you know episodes are going
40:18
to be nonexistent for a long but.
40:20
Guys. I'm a.
40:22
Yeah, and I'm a pool. Boy, that was the episode you
40:26
announced that. See that's why I was saying like
40:29
2 because we didn't like do a real bro like the first one.
40:33
We full on it was a broke podcast, was sports, sports,
40:37
sports and then this time was the just manliest shit we could
40:41
think of, which wasn't much. I can't wait to hear it.
40:45
Oh my God. I can't wait to hear.
40:47
It I will send you a picture that you'll have to put up as
40:50
the thumbnail. We always say we're going to
40:52
send them pictures when we forget, like I forgot to send
40:54
you that cow picture. Yeah, you need to.
40:57
You need to send me that stuff the day of because.
41:02
I'll do it before we get off the the bench do.
41:04
You ever send him the pictures of the of your babies?
41:08
Babies. The plants?
41:10
Nope. Oh no Rude.
41:13
So plants are doing great. By the way, I just got
41:16
fertilizer. I'm a real boy now.
41:18
Real. Boy.
41:22
They they also have these other things.
41:25
It was what, lavender and something else in these cute
41:30
little tin cans, and I'm going to start making them.
41:33
Both kind of plants because we can do that now.
41:35
Oh, what I was saying is the manliest shit ever.
41:39
So because it's snow, I can actually see the deer tracks
41:43
now. Like normally I see it in the
41:45
clay, but it's like you got to look for it with the tracks.
41:48
I've seen it multiple days in a row where they for some reason
41:52
they walk right up to the front door.
41:53
I have no idea why one of them put the front end of the hoof on
41:59
the like bottom step and like took it back off and walked away
42:02
Send. Him that picture.
42:03
Now, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I I found a set of tracks
42:07
dude. Oh my God.
42:09
This. This fucking deer.
42:11
Oh. My God.
42:11
Has to be it's got to be the biggest deer in this area.
42:16
This the the length between steps on this thing is like 4
42:21
feet and I'm talking I'm not talking like step step, step
42:26
step is 4 feet. Each track is 4 feet apart.
42:29
It looked like galloping though, because it didn't have like.
42:32
But there was no slide on the track, it was perfectly placed
42:37
and they're 4 feet apart. I took a picture the the track
42:42
is as big as my hand, the bottom of my palm to the top of my
42:47
fingers. It's a full 6 inch track.
42:49
Dude it is massive. Walked right up to the door.
42:54
Walked right up to the door and I never saw him.
42:56
It was between like 9:00 and 10:00 in the morning.
42:58
Never saw him. Enormous deer.
43:01
I've never seen a track this big.
43:05
Yeah, that was my that was my interesting thing of the week.
43:09
I was like get the fuck? Out I did run across some deer
43:11
in Deltona doing Uber. Oh yeah, yeah, it was, there
43:17
were there were probably 10 of them because I I pulled off it
43:21
was up. That's.
43:22
A lot of damn deer for down there.
43:23
It was, Oh yeah, it was, it was a crazy amount.
43:27
They all ran off before I could get a good picture, but they
43:30
were in the road and it was just one of the little side roads in
43:39
the neighborhood off of 415 I think.
43:44
And yeah, I pulled up and I, I wasn't going all that fast, so I
43:49
was able to stop plenty of distance.
43:51
But they like all kind of popped up and looked and it was, it was
43:57
crazy. I tried to get my phone and take
43:59
the picture but they all ran off by the time I actually got the
44:03
camera. App rolling but say when we were
44:06
living in DeBary, dude I saw literally 15 turkeys in one pod
44:11
running around all the time. Every time I left the house they
44:13
were walking right through the front yard.
44:15
Huge turkeys, dude. But I, I mean, I might have seen
44:20
one deer in three years in Deltona or Deberry because I ran
44:24
all through there, Sanford all the way to DeLand.
44:26
I might have seen one deer like I never saw him, but the turkeys
44:29
were everywhere. Yeah, I've seen the Turkey
44:32
gobble, gobble. Gobble where we at on the time.
44:38
We're getting close to the end. We're probably about 40 minutes
44:43
right now. OK, the perfect timing.
44:46
I promised it last episode. We promised it the episode
44:49
before that. Here is our hear me outs.
44:55
I'm going to let, I'm going to let Amber start.
44:58
No, I have so many. You get to pick 3.
45:00
No, you guys go. First, Ryan's already got one.
45:09
No. You said you've got one.
45:12
Yeah, I've got 1. OK, just one.
45:15
So you go. You go for your one.
45:17
I got 2, she'll do 3. Sounds good.
45:19
I'm going to go through my list. I want to.
45:22
Explain them. You've got to explain I'll.
45:24
Explain some of them. No, you, you can only do three.
45:28
I will cut you off. I'm going to tell my list
45:30
because it's fantastic. It is a fantastic list.
45:34
Please don't I'll. Say them really fast.
45:36
That'll say no no. No, we got to do go for it,
45:39
yeah. So mine is Gardivore I think.
45:45
What is it? It's a Pokémon Gardevoir.
45:49
Oh God no. Oh she's gorgeous.
45:52
Fucking. Emo bipedal humanoid Pokémon.
45:59
Yeah. You went straight.
46:00
That was your Hear me out. You went straight to a Pokémon,
46:03
Yes. So did I.
46:06
That was me, my #1. Actually, ADHD moment.
46:10
RIP to RIP Catherine O'Hara. Spoiler alert if you didn't know
46:16
that the great Dame Catherine O'Hara passed and I am
46:21
devastated. What the fuck is that thing?
46:26
She showed me a picture of your Pokémon.
46:28
Dude what? 100 percent, 100%.
46:33
Give me that. Give.
46:34
Me that emo goth Pokémon all day long.
46:39
Was that your? Only one.
46:40
That's the only one I have. That was beard.
46:45
The can literally took a chunk of his beard.
46:48
Just grab my freaking mustache. Classic.
46:51
Anyway, So what is the reasoning?
46:54
It doesn't have to be much. I'm assuming it's just goth
46:56
bipedal, yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
46:59
It's a psychic fairy type and. That would be your type.
47:05
That would. Be your type.
47:06
I don't like it. I don't like it at all, but the
47:14
that gothic or emo check, Yeah, that's totally my type
47:20
unfortunately, and that's why I'm single.
47:28
Do you have any other ones? Ryan's looking for love.
47:32
We were supposed to find you love last year.
47:34
That didn't happen. Yeah, you.
47:36
You failed on that New Year's resolution, do.
47:41
You have any other ones that came to the top of your mind?
47:43
I mean the oh low punny or whatever it was another Pokémon.
47:52
Oh my God, dude. That looks like a toddler.
47:55
Yeah, what? Now what?
47:58
Yeah. No, we have to cut this.
48:01
What do you mean? What do you mean?
48:03
You can't say that sentence? What?
48:06
No different one. OK, different.
48:08
Different one. You said yeah.
48:11
I literally said the one that looks like a toddler.
48:13
No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no, I did.
48:16
Not do that, Sorry, no. Low punny I get it's it's the
48:22
evolution of the one that looks like a toddler.
48:25
What the fuck? Buneri or whatever.
48:28
We're already off the rails. Yeah, I don't.
48:29
I don't know what. Oh, yeah.
48:33
No, no, absolutely not. I was like that one looks like I
48:36
just was off right? No, the grown adult.
48:41
The grown up. The little 1 looks like Snooki.
48:45
Oh, gross. It does.
48:47
Oh. I hate that so much.
48:51
So what's the reasoning for? What did you call?
48:54
It low pony. Oh my God.
48:57
I hate that it starts with a low.
48:59
What the fuck? It's kind of like she's looking
49:01
at a fan art for Low Pony. Yeah, I'm I'm sure.
49:04
It's bad. Hold on.
49:07
All right, we're going to run through them.
49:09
Yeah. Go.
49:11
Ahead, my first Hear me out is Death from Puss in Boots.
49:17
Death. The Wolf.
49:19
The same guy who acted Pablo Escobar in the Narcos Netflix
49:23
series. I think it was Netflix.
49:25
He voices death in Puss in Boots and I.
49:29
Oh my God, dude. I.
49:31
Just. Oh, OK.
49:33
Yeah, yeah, I've never. He's got the two sickles.
49:36
Yeah, yeah, you. Oh my God, Just the whole movie.
49:40
I'm like, this is this is doing something, Ryan just doing
49:43
something for me. Ryan, I sent you something.
49:46
Oh God, General, I think it was. I think my reasoning for Death
49:52
is just, I mean, it's pretty apparent I'm in love with him.
49:57
Death, just come take me, I'll be your puss in boots.
50:01
Oh my God, my second one. Why?
50:06
Why did you why did you send me nonsense?
50:11
What are we doing? Did.
50:12
I send you nonsense. You sent me a file dot data?
50:16
Oh. No.
50:19
No, that's what I say. We'll do it after.
50:23
No. Oh my God.
50:24
OK, keep going. I'm trying so my second one, and
50:28
I'm assuming somebody's going to know this.
50:30
Y'all might not, but I know somebody out there is going to
50:33
Bobbins. Nothing, no.
50:39
So Bobbins is the character actor at Knott's Scary Farm.
50:47
She's a clown. Of course it would be a clown.
50:51
Dude, she's got the knee pads when she slides underneath you.
50:55
Oh yeah, that's that's Bobbins, baby I.
50:59
Understand that one. That's my free pass.
51:03
Clowns. She's got knee pads that slide
51:06
around. She's scary.
51:07
I love it. Why do I want death and scary
51:10
clowns? What's wrong with me?
51:11
You're depressed. Oh my God, why is that my list?
51:15
That was all I could think of. Like those are my only hear me
51:17
outs that I could like. I'd have to kind of convince
51:20
somebody do. You have any more?
51:24
No, those are my 2. How's it?
51:28
Brian in Pokémon Jesus Christ. So, Speaking of Pokémon.
51:32
You're not the only one, hey? Listen, I was like, I was like,
51:36
oh, the the daughter of, oh, what's his name?
51:43
The mad scientist from Phineas and Ferb.
51:49
Yeah. I was like, Oh yeah.
51:51
Totally or something like. That and she's complete baddie.
51:54
I was like, that's not a hear me out.
51:56
Yeah. That's not that's like saying
51:57
she go from Kim Possible. No that.
52:00
Was the other one. I was like OK, Nope.
52:02
No, I know saying like. I was about to be like what the
52:06
other? One I had too and I was like
52:08
Nope. She go.
52:10
That was about to be like, what the fuck's up with all the
52:12
cartoons? And then I realized death.
52:14
I just listed a cartoon. I just did that.
52:18
I didn't even, I didn't even put it together.
52:20
I'm just like, Nah, he's a bad ass.
52:21
I'm still gonna say it, it's not on my list, but the Smog
52:26
character from Ferngully, voiced by Tim Curry Hexis.
52:31
Oh yeah. I'm down smash.
52:34
Smash, I'm down. I didn't realize like, I was
52:38
looking through these things and I was just thinking about like
52:41
the actual smog part of it. He turns into a an actual like,
52:46
sexy thing. Yeah.
52:49
I don't know if you guys know that or.
52:50
Yeah, like a clap. No, not a clap.
52:53
It's like a he turns into like an actual like guy looking
52:58
chiseled. Humanoid kind of thing.
53:00
Yeah. Like Hades?
53:03
Kind of, yeah. These are Amber's many hear me
53:08
outs. We also we have another segment,
53:10
so we can't do all of them. That's fine.
53:12
I just want, I don't even have to explain it.
53:14
I just want to say all of them really quickly.
53:17
That's the point. Do 3 where you explain and then
53:21
that can be for the buy me a coffee membership.
53:24
That can be for the membership. Yeah, OK.
53:27
All right, Lightning round. All right, All right, So
53:30
Speaking of Pokemons. Oh my God.
53:32
You too. Got a dump truck on them.
53:39
Hell yeah, it's like a baddie with a fatty.
53:42
Like what's? We call the cartoons on What's
53:44
wrong with us? All of them.
53:45
Our cartoon. Our our, our day.
53:47
Today, our cartoon. Fits into the six foot, 6 foot
53:50
or the 666 rule there, OK. But they're all so good.
53:57
The what? The 666 rule.
53:59
The six foot, six figures, 6 inches rule.
54:03
I've never heard of. That you've never heard that?
54:05
Blue eyes, blue eyes. Finance.
54:10
Exactly. They're.
54:14
All trust fund 6 foot stuck in my head.
54:18
Him from The Powerpuff Girls. Who?
54:24
Him. Are you going to look it up?
54:30
Yeah, I'm looking it up because I have no idea.
54:34
OK, that's where my bias came into reality.
54:40
I don't fuck you, fandom. Oh the devil.
54:46
Oh my gosh, the devil thing. Yeah.
54:49
Always the devil. Always the devil.
54:53
You're ruining our Christian Minecraft.
54:54
Sir, can I please do like 5? Since you did one and you did 2,
54:59
can I do 5? Why did you do it quick?
55:00
We got I. Will I will Pegasus from
55:04
Hercules? Nope.
55:07
Yep. That's a straight up horse.
55:09
Uh huh. Nope.
55:11
It's a different horse. Hear me out.
55:15
They're real quiet. Hear me out you You're not
55:19
listening. I've literally been in love with
55:21
that fucking horse forever bro looks like he can fuck so
55:27
there's that. Bro.
55:29
What? It's a horse.
55:31
Oh my God, That's how she sees me.
55:37
Chopin from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
55:41
Chopin. Chopin.
55:42
I don't know that one. Or Clopin.
55:44
It's Chopin. Or Clopin.
55:47
Are you saying clopin like clopping?
55:48
Is it another horse? You know it's not another.
55:50
Horse. Oh my God.
55:51
But it's it's very close to what you like.
55:54
What? Yeah.
55:55
It's. It's clopping.
55:58
It is clopping, I thought. OK.
56:00
It's another horse. No, it's not.
56:03
It's the jester, right? OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
56:10
What's behind that mask, Daddy? I'm not about it, but I get it.
56:15
You like clowns? That's the thing though.
56:17
Yeah, but a clown is not a jester.
56:19
Correct. Well, I like jesters,
56:23
apparently, but we call them clowns and then they're all so
56:32
good. You pick one for me to say.
56:35
I still think that one's fucking hilarious.
56:41
The dragon from Game of Thrones. Yes.
56:47
Is there not like 14 Dragons in Game of Thrones?
56:51
No, in Game of Thrones there's only three, but the main 1.
56:54
I don't want the ice one 'cause I don't want a frozen pussy.
56:59
What? And then the first one died.
57:04
Spoiler alert SO. If you haven't seen it from the
57:07
show that came out 12 years ago yet, no.
57:09
I haven't seen it, first one dies and then the other one
57:12
literally like takes his mom and like bucks off with her whenever
57:18
she dies so. And that's why you're attracted
57:21
to him, yeah. It has emotions we would
57:25
emotionally become together as one and his dragon Dick would
57:31
just. And it's kind of horse like
57:33
gross. So I get it.
57:35
I get it. I just want horse Dick.
57:37
Oh. My God.
57:40
Oh my God. And then I also say God no.
57:45
I knew this was going to go off the rails.
57:47
And then a little other one is the dragon from Shrek.
57:54
Because I like men and women and everything in between.
57:59
What is up with the Dragons and the horses and the cartoon?
58:01
Have you seen the AI I'm? Telling you my list.
58:04
The AI my. List is.
58:06
Representations of the dragon from Shrek that that went around
58:11
recently. There was some Maddie pictures
58:14
in that. Oh my.
58:17
I get that. I get that.
58:20
The dragon from Shrek, Yeah. I well no no the from the AI
58:24
pictures. Oh.
58:27
And then bunch of unfuckable nerds.
58:30
I do have kind of like how you were saying like duh is mana and
58:36
Archer. Yeah, it's not.
58:39
She's a cartoon again, It's not. You don't have to convince
58:42
anybody. Baddie.
58:45
Trachosaurus. Gachosaurus love that fucking.
58:49
All right, y'all post your hear me outs down below.
58:52
Good God, no more horses or cartoons or Dragons.
58:57
If you want to hear the rest of mine, what is it, Ryan?
59:02
Subscribe to the Buy Me a Coffee.
59:05
Yes, I'm going to finish that off.
59:07
They're fantastic too. Or just message me.
59:10
I can tell you because my last one was fantastic after this.
59:15
It's behind a paywall, but I'll tell you anyways.
59:19
I'm just saying I like friends, just nothing.
59:24
To be we're not Youtubers, we give this shit away for free.
59:27
Pretty. Much.
59:30
Oh my gosh. We got enough time for the other
59:32
segment. Oh.
59:32
Yeah, Yep. So we've shortened it down.
59:37
Ryan will explain more, but we're not going to do 10
59:40
anymore. We're going to do 3.
59:41
Well, I, I want, I want 10 because we're going to have 10
59:46
for our show notes, but we're going to list our top three out
59:52
of this. But the, the idea is we wake up
59:58
in 2007. Your Limewire just finished
1:00:03
downloading your songs. What 10 songs are you burning
1:00:06
onto your mixtape specifically from 2007?
1:00:09
Is, is the idea of that. So the the top three I would I
1:00:16
would personally do. Dear Maria, count me in from all
1:00:22
time low banger, absolute banger afterlife from Avenged
1:00:27
Sevenfold. Rest in peace, Rev. And then
1:00:34
finally, this is such a hard one, but I think, I think I'd
1:00:40
have to go Jamie all over from Mayday Parade.
1:00:43
Yes. Sorry.
1:00:48
And then honorable mention to riding on the walls from
1:00:53
Underoath because that came out the year prior in 2006.
1:00:57
I don't. Know that.
1:01:01
One emo cartoon, loving my food, fucking I swear to God.
1:01:10
So my top three. I know I'm going to do 10 on the
1:01:15
show notes, but my top three is T Pain's Epiphany album came out
1:01:22
in 2007 and I had it and I fucking put it on repeat
1:01:26
forever. I still listen to it today.
1:01:27
It's one of the best albums that ever came out.
1:01:30
He's incredible. The song is Tallahassee Love
1:01:34
because Tallahassee boy. And then the other one was time
1:01:45
machine. If you haven't heard Time
1:01:49
machine by T pain Epiphany, do yourself a favor, draw yourself
1:01:54
a bath, smoke a couple burns on something and put on time
1:02:00
machine. I swear to God you'll cry.
1:02:04
And then my last top three is plies.
1:02:08
I am the club I. Don't think one either.
1:02:13
No listen to all of them. Tallahassee.
1:02:15
Tallahassee Love. It's fantastic.
1:02:18
It's so Ryan, you'd hate it. How do you that whole?
1:02:22
'Cause you don't like rap music. I think the album was.
1:02:27
I know you you wouldn't like it. You can try it.
1:02:33
I I would love for you to tell me Oh my God, I love plaz is.
1:02:37
That what he was talking about the other day, Ryan.
1:02:41
What? We're talking about rap.
1:02:42
And he said something about those people I heard.
1:02:44
It you can't just drop that like that.
1:02:49
You asshole. No, I I get one of my.
1:02:52
Favorite albums is is by Childish Gambino.
1:03:00
That's phenomenal, 3000. 1000, about the album before that,
1:03:05
there's one in particular called Bonfire from that album that is
1:03:11
just incredible. I honestly anything Donald
1:03:14
Glover does, I am all four. Dude is hilarious.
1:03:19
He was, he was touched by God. Yes, that man, he could do
1:03:23
anything. Incredibly talented.
1:03:26
My honorable mention is the taste of ink by the used.
1:03:31
I honestly I have What is the bird and the worm from that
1:03:39
album? I had that too on mine.
1:03:42
I can remember to this day, every time I hear the song to
1:03:45
this day, it shoots me right back to laying on the bed with a
1:03:52
fucking ancient Dell laptop. Obviously came out that year,
1:03:55
but it was fucking ancient in my mind.
1:03:59
Playing Runescape, listening to the taste of ink.
1:04:04
Great album. Alright, so I don't put all of,
1:04:10
I don't put all of mine in like you said the show notes, I do
1:04:15
have more than 10 'cause me. But what I do want to mention is
1:04:24
all of Metro Station, every single song, every, every single
1:04:29
song of Metro station in 2007. They're the ones that did
1:04:32
fireflies. Shake it.
1:04:35
Hang yourself. Thanks, Haiti.
1:04:39
Also the pretty odd Panic at the disco.
1:04:42
Whole entire album. I would definitely put that on
1:04:45
Limewire. Pretty odd.
1:04:47
Came out in 2008. Did it really?
1:04:52
I looked it up I thought it said 2007.
1:04:55
Nope. Also we need to do this for 2008
1:04:58
because I had way more fucking songs.
1:05:01
That was why I did not change 2008.
1:05:05
Oh you bitch, I don't remember anything about 2007 BT dubs but
1:05:11
I thought it said 2007. But the three that I am going to
1:05:15
pick and tell you guys all to listen to is all your bass are
1:05:20
Belong to Us came on in 2007. And then these next two songs
1:05:26
are for from a band called Fisher Spooner.
1:05:29
It's called Mega C and Emerge. You're welcome, because it's
1:05:36
totally fucking different. So hopefully I will have the
1:05:41
show notes website up, which will be hosted by Podbean by the
1:05:46
time this comes out. But we'll put put those into the
1:05:49
show notes. Yeah, that's.
1:05:54
IA good list after this. I want to I want after we're
1:06:00
we're done with this. I want to keep recording and
1:06:04
have you listen to Megacy and do a reacts thing just vocally both
1:06:12
of you, cuz I don't even think you've heard of it either.
1:06:14
OK, if that's if that's cool. We'll have to do start a new
1:06:20
recording just so that it's separate, but yeah.
1:06:25
But yeah. Y'all give us some songs to
1:06:29
listen to. Give us your hear me outs.
1:06:31
Yeah, let us know. You'll hear me out.
1:06:33
Let me know. I mean you guys can put your top
1:06:37
ten list in the comments or send. 2007.
1:06:42
List, but only from 2007. You've heard ours specifically
1:06:46
released in 2007. That was the point of it, was to
1:06:50
make it a little bit more challenging.
1:06:51
That was my eighth grade year. All of Akon.
1:06:58
Yeah, that's fair. He put out six songs in 2007.
1:07:04
I also want to say T Pain is absolutely still killing it
1:07:08
100%. He stopped making music, no.
1:07:12
He said he stopped playing music.
1:07:13
No, he's he's back into, he's into the electronic music scene.
1:07:17
Amber, you would absolutely love this stuff.
1:07:19
He's incredible wheat. If you haven't listened to it,
1:07:23
go listen to T Pain's rendition of War Pigs.
1:07:26
Yes, I. Heard that it's.
1:07:28
Unreadable. Real.
1:07:29
Oh my. God.
1:07:31
He's live band, live recording. He is.
1:07:36
He's unfair because of how talented it is.
1:07:41
It says Florida babies. I did look up.
1:07:46
As a boy. I did look up Day to remember.
1:07:49
Speaking of Florida, Babies also had a album come out in 2007.
1:07:54
Fort Lauderdale. Also another band, Nope can't
1:08:00
remember the fucking name but they they opened for metro
1:08:04
station back in 2008, 2009 when I went to go and see them.
1:08:08
A day to remember, no. No, I can't remember, but there
1:08:11
were Florida, Florida boobies and now they're huge.
1:08:14
I can never remember the name and I always.
1:08:16
Like. Value to No, they're from Maine,
1:08:18
are they? Yeah.
1:08:19
Oh, I thought ballyhoo. Was red jumpsuit apparatus is
1:08:22
from Florida too. That one too.
1:08:25
What's another? It's an emo band.
1:08:29
The Maine. Are they?
1:08:33
The Maine is from? Yeah.
1:08:35
Y'all keep it going as long as you want, I'll be right back.
1:08:37
OK, bye. I am.
1:08:45
I love The Maine. They're they're incredible.
1:08:49
You wanna hear a funny story about it?
1:08:51
Sure. So me and my mom and my best
1:08:56
friend Logan, we went to go see Metro Station and Good Charlotte
1:09:07
right? And I think it was like Boys
1:09:09
Like Girls or something like that.
1:09:11
And we saw the main at 1st and they even had the main on their
1:09:17
on their drum set. But we had no idea who the hell
1:09:20
these people were. It was either Good Charlotte or
1:09:28
I don't know, I can't remember but I remember metro station for
1:09:32
sure. But we thought the main was
1:09:35
either Boys Like Girls or made a parade or something like that,
1:09:41
and they just played music that we had no idea whatsoever.
1:09:45
Classic. We were just like, I don't
1:09:48
understand. So we left apparently halfway
1:09:51
through and we were wondering why like nobody, like nobody was
1:09:55
leaving when we left. And we found out that we missed
1:09:58
the man that we went to go and see.
1:10:01
Wow. Yeah, so then we figured it out
1:10:05
and we were like, oh, the main is like, oh man, it was so bad.
1:10:13
I tell you what. I tell you when.
1:10:17
That I got introduced to forcibly was when I went to.
1:10:21
Go see No. I went to go see Red Jumpsuit
1:10:28
Apparatus and Emory in Indianapolis which was an
1:10:31
awesome concert, love that. But one of the guitarist for
1:10:37
Emery was out sick for the tour. He could not be there.
1:10:41
So the lead singer of the classic Crime filled in for them
1:10:46
because I guess they're all like really close friends and stuff
1:10:50
and I had no idea. But they they ended off the show
1:10:53
by thanking him for filling in as the guitarist and I'm like
1:10:57
who the hell is the classic crime?
1:10:59
They have one of the most eerily beautiful songs I've ever heard
1:11:05
called The Precipice. 100% need to.
1:11:10
Yes. The precipice by the classic
1:11:13
crime. It's so eerily beautiful.
1:11:17
I'm not going to say anything about it because it just it
1:11:20
needs to be listened to several times.
1:11:23
But awesome, awesome band, awesome song.
1:11:28
Didn't hate it. Love that, love that.
1:11:32
If we're shouting him out, go listen to everything by Harrison
1:11:34
Gordon. And I don't mean like everything
1:11:36
the song, I just mean like everything he's ever done.
1:11:38
Harrison Gordon. The band is unbelievable one.
1:11:40
And the one that's got me through living not home anymore
1:11:45
is a hot Mulligan, no? The other.
1:11:47
One I've been listening to a lot of hot Mulligan.
1:11:52
Dexter and the Moon Rocks is good too.
1:11:55
I say hot, hot Mulligan is like a modern baseball equivalent,
1:12:00
and then a Harrison Gordon is. It's a Midwest emo.
1:12:06
Yeah, and then Harrison Gordon is punk ska, but not really.
1:12:12
It's more, it's more punk, but it's got like Scott roots.
1:12:15
It's good, man. It's good.
1:12:16
I feel like Scott's coming back hard.
1:12:18
I love it. I think so too.
1:12:19
Speaking of Scott, everybody should listen to Ashley Film.
1:12:23
Oh my dear God. And.
1:12:26
On that one, thank you guys so much for listening Oh man, this
1:12:34
was fun. This was a good show.
1:12:36
Thank you guys so much for the continued.
1:12:38
Support. Hopefully everything will
1:12:43
continue to roll forward for us and we will continue to provide
1:12:48
an awesome show. Hopefully here soon we'll also
1:12:51
have some guests on and maybe even get some cameras set up so
1:12:56
that we can actually do a video podcast as well.
1:13:01
Reacts is Reacts is coming, I swear to God.
1:13:05
We're we're rolling right along. So thank you guys so much for
1:13:08
listening. Check out all of our links down
1:13:10
below in the description and the show notes.
1:13:15
OK, bye. Love you biscuits.
1:13:18
Tainted.