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Mondli drove to KZN for spice, what did you drive all over town searching for?? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, wake up! And early in the club. On 947.
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  Speaker 2: There are two types of people.
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  Speaker 3: Those that will do this and the others will be like,
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  Speaker 3: what's the alternative? What's the substitute? Or we're just going
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  Speaker 3: to go without it. And I actually blame the type
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  Speaker 3: of people who will do this.
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  Speaker 2: I blame it all on Google.
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  Speaker 3: You guys get on your little phones and Google everything.
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  Speaker 3: And then you find out, oh, OK, I can find
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  Speaker 3: one in Woodbank.
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  Speaker 2: And off you go to Woodbank.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm talking about is, are you the type of
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  Speaker 3: person who will travel 100Ks, 200Ks for something that you want?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go first here and say no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not the type of person.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this is shocking news to me.
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  Speaker 1: No, you know what it is? I have my limits, right?
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  Speaker 1: 100K is too far to go and fetch something, right?
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  Speaker 1: It depends on what it is. I've only once traveled
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  Speaker 1: across the city to go find a specific product. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't even for me. It was for my brother-in-law. It
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  Speaker 1: was a phone case. Oh, I remember this. And there
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  Speaker 1: was only one. And I had to go all the
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  Speaker 1: way across town. Went to Ruarapua to go pick up
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  Speaker 1: a phone case. It's a cell phone case. But he
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  Speaker 1: wanted it.
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  Speaker 4: 20 bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Specific color. I don't know what the story was. And
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  Speaker 1: I shipped it off to Cape Town for him. But
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  Speaker 1: that's the only time I can remember driving all across
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  Speaker 1: town to go find something.
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  Speaker 3: I remember being shocked at your behavior on this. And
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, and it was for the iPhone 17, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And what shocked me is that your brother-in-law got the
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  Speaker 3: iPhone 17 even before Tim Cook got it. But then
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  Speaker 3: you were struggling to get a phone case. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, he's from Cape Town. You're literally by the harbor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the reason was because he wanted the light
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  Speaker 1: blue metallic, you know, Sahara desert color. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it was. It was some weird phone case that
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  Speaker 1: he wanted. There's only one in the country.
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  Speaker 3: And you spend more on petrol than the actual phone
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  Speaker 3: case price, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: So another person that, this doesn't shock me about him
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  Speaker 3: because he is weird like that.
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  Speaker 2: My very good friend, Cesar Loma. Sir, Cesar Loma to you.
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  Speaker 3: So the one time I call him, and this is
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  Speaker 3: a person who hates leaving his house.
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  Speaker 2: He literally will not leave the ranch, right? And I
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  Speaker 2: call him, I'm like, hey, what's up? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm in Pretoria North.
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  Speaker 6: Ah!
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  Speaker 2: Guys, do you know how far Pretoria North is?
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  Speaker 1: Pretoria North is far, far. On the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the mountain, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Far, far.
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  Speaker 2: Because Pretoria is far.
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  Speaker 3: But to commit to going to Pretoria North, and I've
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  Speaker 3: got him on the line because I want him to
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  Speaker 3: tell the rest of the city why somebody who doesn't
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  Speaker 3: even leave their house decided that what they're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Do is drive 100Ks that way. Siswe Jomo, good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: So you're 100% correct. I don't like leaving the house, right?
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  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: But I also live the life of a retiree. So
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  Speaker 5: every project that I.
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  Speaker 7: Do is like a passion project.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So now if I'm doing something, let's say, for example,
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  Speaker 5: I decide I want to paint something or whatever, right?
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking of like painting a mural. Now I
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  Speaker 5: need to go and look for paint. I'm not going
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  Speaker 5: to sit here and wait for the paint to get delivered.
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  Speaker 5: I need to go get the paint myself so that
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  Speaker 5: I can.
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  Speaker 4: Do this today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to wait until Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: So that's the reason why I'll then drive out. Because
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  Speaker 5: that's how passionately I feel about the project. I'm not
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  Speaker 5: going to drive out to go get a burger, though.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really care about that. And usually, Anelo will
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  Speaker 5: give me the burger anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So what you're referring to is a hobby. You come
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  Speaker 1: up with these hobbies to keep you busy. Is that
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's slightly more serious than a hobby. But again,
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  Speaker 5: you're only going to be busy with one project at
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  Speaker 5: some point, Frankie.
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  Speaker 4: I tell you this all the time. It's just KC Young, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, I mean, you live the life of a retiree,
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  Speaker 1: but this is also keeping you young.
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  Speaker 2: So what's the urgency?
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  Speaker 1: Why can't you wait until Tuesday? I mean, you've got
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  Speaker 1: all this time.
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  Speaker 5: Then what am I doing between now and Tuesday?
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  Speaker 1: Lying down like a retiree.
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  Speaker 2: No, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Also, another thing, Tempe Gila, is you decide on the
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  Speaker 5: projects in the morning, just depending on how the sun
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  Speaker 5: comes up. So today, I didn't know what I was
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  Speaker 5: going to be doing until maybe eight. And so now
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, actually, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 5: Let me go get it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just better this way.
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  Speaker 1: So I want to ask then, because we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: the furthest you've driven, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You drove to Pretoria North? Yes, I did. Of course.
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  Speaker 1: That's nothing. For what?
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  Speaker 5: I was going to get a mic stand for the studio.
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  Speaker 5: But I wanted a specific mic stand. So I didn't
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  Speaker 5: want the one that's got a tripod. I wanted one
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  Speaker 5: that had bass plates. You know those heavy bass plates? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So I wanted one of those.
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  Speaker 1: And nowhere in the greater Johannesburg metropolitan region could you
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  Speaker 1: find one? You could find one.
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  Speaker 5: Not this one. And let me tell you something else, Frankie.
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  Speaker 5: They were actually.
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  Speaker 4: Willing to deliver.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, yeah, we'll get it to you. Like, I
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  Speaker 5: think it was the following Tuesday.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, not good enough, buddy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because Beyonce had to use the mic that day, né?
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  Speaker 2: Straight up.
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  Speaker 4: I got in there.
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  Speaker 5: I even took the Baki to show you like how
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  Speaker 5: uncomfortable I was going to be. I took the Baki.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: No air conditioner, no airbags.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no air conditioning and airbag, but still, it's a Bucky.
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  Speaker 1: And then, so you just drove there for a mic stand?
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  Speaker 5: That's not even the only thing, bro. Like, so this
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  Speaker 5: other time, I drove, there's a store, like all the
• 5:21
  Speaker 5: electricians will know, it's Communica, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Communica also delivers, and I needed a relay, like a
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  Speaker 5: tiny relay. I think it's probably like one centimeter by,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, five millimeters.
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  Speaker 4: And I drove for that.
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  Speaker 2: Back to Montana.
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  Speaker 5: But also, okay, so tell me this. If you're not
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  Speaker 5: driving out to get the things that you want, then
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  Speaker 5: what are you driving out for? Because, I mean, some
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  Speaker 5: people drive out for drinks. For me, I think that's
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  Speaker 5: just useless. What are you doing that for?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. What we're talking about here, and
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  Speaker 1: this is the difference between you and I, for example,
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  Speaker 1: if that mic stand was that far, I'd wait for
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  Speaker 1: it to be delivered. If there was no delivery option,
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  Speaker 1: I'd go without it. Like, I wouldn't need the mic stand,
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  Speaker 1: or I would just leave the relay. Whatever the project is.
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  Speaker 5: What's urgent in your life? What is it that you're
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  Speaker 5: willing to drive out for? Because there's got to be
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  Speaker 5: something that you feel strongly enough that, okay, I'll go
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  Speaker 5: get it.
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  Speaker 7: Huh.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you want to drive here and come do the show?
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  Speaker 2: Because now you are.
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  Speaker 3: I like this question that you're throwing out to the audience,
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  Speaker 3: which means you're also doing a job this morning.
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  Speaker 5: I'll do you one better. I'll walk across my house now.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a studio there. I'll do the show from
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  Speaker 5: my house. How about that one?
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  Speaker 2: So you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Feel passionately enough about doing the show with us, but
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  Speaker 3: you will drive. Okay, fine. No, no, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Well, hang on a second. If you're
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  Speaker 1: going to walk across your house, then that, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's a two-day track. So, well, you'll be ready for
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  Speaker 1: the show on Monday, right?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's funny.
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  Speaker 5: Don't tip me, though.
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  Speaker 4: I let you come through on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: And Frank is not here, so you could just come
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  Speaker 2: and do traffic.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Okay, then.
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  Speaker 3: Ciswe, thank you so much for taking our call as
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  Speaker 3: a life of a retiree to be up at 7
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  Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning. I'm pretty sure it's a huge
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  Speaker 3: change in your life. Thank you so much, my friend
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  Speaker 3: Ciswe Domo. On 011-8838-947, he does raise a good question, though,
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  Speaker 3: because we were calling him to judge him and then
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  Speaker 3: he threw it back in our faces. There must be
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  Speaker 3: something in your life.
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  Speaker 2: You are willing to trek across town for. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: At some stage, you must have needed something and you went, okay, look,
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  Speaker 1: this is important enough for me to drive to Vidpunk.
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  Speaker 3: I've actually thought of one for myself that I've once
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  Speaker 3: done in my life. I will tell you about it
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  Speaker 3: when we return.
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  Speaker 5: Send us a.
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  Speaker 2: Voice note 084-00-00-947. No, I completely agree with Ciswe. I've
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  Speaker 2: driven as.
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  Speaker 6: Far as Valhuvir, which is an hour 45 minutes to
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  Speaker 6: get there.
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  Speaker 1: One chair.
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  Speaker 4: Bicycle valves. I think they were about a hundred grand.
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  Speaker 1: I drove from Binoni to Four Ways and Back.
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  Speaker 2: I've driven across town for a cake. My daughter's birthday cake.
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  Speaker 2: That lady is really good. Okay, but now you have
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  Speaker 2: to drop the details.
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  Speaker 3: There's no way you can just say that and then
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  Speaker 3: walk away from the scene of a burning building.
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  Speaker 2: I drove far for a spice. A spice?
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  Speaker 5: What spice?
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  Speaker 1: A spice.
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  Speaker 2: It's a specific spice called umami.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: David Higgs got me hooked on it. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 3: I first bought it at the pantry there in Rosebank.
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  Speaker 3: And it was just amazing. Oh my word, your chicken,
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  Speaker 3: especially the hard-bodied chicken. And then they just stopped stocking it.
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  Speaker 3: Then I was Googling and Googling and Googling. And then
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  Speaker 3: I found a store in Kempton Park that had it.
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  Speaker 3: And I drove there for that specific spice.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: You know what amazes me about you guys? How quickly
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  Speaker 2: you've forgotten.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: That the best biltong in Joburg was from Senter Save
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  Speaker 1: in Verenechen and we were driving an hour 10 one way, Frankie.
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  Speaker 1: You drove one way. You drove there, Cindy.
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  Speaker 2: We sent you with the order.
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  Speaker 1: We sent you with the order because you were willing
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  Speaker 1: to drive. But I wasn't willing to drive. It was
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  Speaker 1: delicious though.
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  Speaker 2: Adrian, good morning. What have you driven across town for?
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, Anile.
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: We're good. How are you, buddy?
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  Speaker 7: I'm good, thank you. So I drove all the way
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  Speaker 7: from Rurupat to Pretoria East just to go and get
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  Speaker 7: two food platters for my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Food platters?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: What was on them? I have questions.
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  Speaker 7: So it was a savory platter from an old friend
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  Speaker 7: of mine. So she started a business, so I supported her.
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  Speaker 7: And drunk almost, call it 60 Ks one way, so
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  Speaker 7: it's 120 Ks. And the worst part is I never
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  Speaker 7: get to taste anything.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 7: So they were all finished.
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  Speaker 2: So what you're telling us is that.
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  Speaker 3: So you're telling us that they were delicious then. That's
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  Speaker 3: why they were finished.
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  Speaker 7: They were. Everyone spoke about it, but I never get
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  Speaker 7: a chance to taste any.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but now the question is.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you were busy enjoying your party, forgot to eat.
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  Speaker 2: Understandable. This happens to me all the time.
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  Speaker 3: But now is this platter company flourishing at the moment?
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  Speaker 6: They are. They are.
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  Speaker 7: They're doing quite a few events as well. So hoping
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  Speaker 7: to get more business going in.
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  Speaker 3: And do they deliver the platters to the businesses?
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  Speaker 7: They're trying to do that now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 7: It started from home. It's actually around from home. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just super impressed, Adrian, that you, I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: you're in Rurupuatne, I'm going to take a while, stab
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  Speaker 1: at this and say, you passed 45 bakeries. Like at least.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: You passed 45 bakeries to go pick up sausage rolls
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  Speaker 1: somewhere else.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm a chef on my own, so I could
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  Speaker 7: have even done that.
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  Speaker 1: That's dedication.
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  Speaker 2: He just likes that goal. Habiba, good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Morning. How are you?
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  Speaker 2: We're great, Habiba. How are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm great.
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  Speaker 3: C-Zware says there has to be something that you are
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  Speaker 3: willing to drive across town to go and buy.
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  Speaker 2: What is it for you?
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't even say go and buy, but I think
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  Speaker 6: it's to do. It's crazy. As a runner, we will
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  Speaker 6: drive the N4 to Whitbank to go around 10 kilometers
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  Speaker 6: or 21 or 42 and then drive all the way back.
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  Speaker 4: So true.
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  Speaker 1: You're driving to Bononi at like five in the morning
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  Speaker 1: because you want to get good parking because you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to walk far for the 21 that you're about
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  Speaker 1: to run.
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  Speaker 6: Never mind the fact that we sometimes drive to the
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  Speaker 6: race venue to go collect the race pack days before.
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  Speaker 2: That's wild.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: That's wild.
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  Speaker 6: I think the running community, we don't have sense of
• 12:06
  Speaker 6: these new petrol prices.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why we don't run.
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  Speaker 1: To fetch our race packs. I've always wondered about this
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  Speaker 1: because I know you collect your race pack like the
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  Speaker 1: day before, two days before. You can't collect it on
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  Speaker 1: the morning.
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  Speaker 2: No, because it's got your race number.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And also sometimes, you know, the substitution, there could be
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  Speaker 6: something wrong. So you want to make sure you correct
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  Speaker 6: it before so that in the race morning you don't
• 12:29
  Speaker 6: have a problem. And it is stressful, but we do
• 12:34
  Speaker 6: it time and time and time again.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: But this is not only a running thing, hey? Cyclists
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  Speaker 1: are the same. Like cyclists will drive all the way
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  Speaker 1: to Bloem to go cycle a race tomorrow. They're in
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: the mountains somewhere and then drive all the way back
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  Speaker 1: the same day. It's wild.
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  Speaker 3: These people are going across the globe to go and
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: do Ironman in Spain.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I can just sit here and run my mouth.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm going to do. I drove to Marabastat
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: for a dress, a white, beautiful dress.
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  Speaker 2: Proud, proud moment.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't just drive across town.
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  Speaker 2: I drove across the province boundaries.
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  Speaker 6: We went all the way from Opomalanga to Gauteng because
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  Speaker 6: we know Gauteng has the best food.
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  Speaker 2: This past week, I traveled 70 kilometers just to get
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: a gaming console.
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  Speaker 1: Drove to Cape Town to get some luck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was nothing lucky about that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's a different situation now, sir.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Andrea, good morning. You are in Lindhurst. Hello there. Yes, hi.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're good. How are you, Andrea?
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  Speaker 7: Good, thanks.
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  Speaker 2: Good, thanks. So, how far did you drive and for what?
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: So, we drove just past Dipslut, so about.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: An hour and a half, hour and 20 minutes.
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  Speaker 5: For what?
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  Speaker 6: For a puppy.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: A puppy? Ah, no, I know your kind.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, we got a puppy.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: What puppy? What puppy?
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: A Rottweiler.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Not a puppy.
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  Speaker 3: He's still a little baby.
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  Speaker 2: Starts out as a puppy and then it says.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Have we reached the levels yet?
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: They start off with her, you know, and then you
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: just have to train them out of that.
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: Ah, you see.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: They're so adorable though. My word.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are.
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: They're the best dogs ever.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Ever.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: So loyal. So loyal.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: What's, what's the name? What's the name of the puppy?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Nero. Nero.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Conqueror.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Rottweilers have to have a menacing name. They have to have, exactly.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Like Rorky.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: Rorky.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: You know those things?
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Huh? Yeah, yeah. But that's cute. How long have you
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: had your puppy now?
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: Two weeks.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Still small, small. Still small, small.
• 14:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's still a new baby.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: But I'm glad you drove out to go get it
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: because you know there's that scam happening there in Northern Cape.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Everybody thinks they're going to get a French bulldog. And
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: then they're like, no, we'll deliver it. Then they take
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: 80,000 rands of your money and then that's it. You
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: drive there finally to go get your money and there's
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: just sand.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: It's just desert to where this address is.
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but we've gotten before from them, so we knew.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Luckily, yeah. Okay, all right.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: Andrea, we wish you many happy moments with Nero.
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: Have a good one, everyone.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Same to you.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Love you all. You too. Mondly, you are in Pretoria.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Good morning, sir.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Morning, Anita.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: How are you?
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: Morning, Mondly.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: This is our Mondly.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Yes. But now, Mondly, why are you in Pretoria? Aren't
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: you supposed to be in Bryanston?
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: No no I stay in Pretoria East on the plots oh.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: So can you okay so this is other Monty guys
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: you know we've got two Monty's that have got amazing
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: voices there's another one from Bryanston as well.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: It's not Monty.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: You have an impersonator you have an impersonator I'm just
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: gonna tell you now so Monty you and your big
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: feet how far have you driven for something.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: To Peter Marisburg for a spice spice.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Talk to me what's the spice You have my attention.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: It's called Sope, Sope Spice. So it's called, it's sold
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: in Peter Maritzburg, Sope's Butchery. I only know it to
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: exist today. So it was actually introduced to me by
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: my ex's family. And then I got another ex who
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: was staying in Dublin at the time to buy it
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: for me. Then when it ran out, I was like, actually,
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: you know what, I'm tired of finding exes. I'm going
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: to drive all the way to Maritzburg.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Are you sure they didn't put anything in the spice?
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Now you're calling X's. This sounds like a humble Zobuya
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: to me.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Go, you will come back.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no. It's gone, done and dusted.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: So actually, my previous helper was stealing from me and
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I noticed it when the spice started disappearing.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing that mattered.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Wow. Is it bry spices?
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: But it's obviously so good your helper was stealing it.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I'm actually having a bride this Sunday. How quickly could
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I get the spice up to Joburg?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: You'd have to drive to Pietermaritzburg. Where were they on
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Monday if we had only known?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Monty, you should have told us on Monday about the spice.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: We would have bought it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I have friends in Pietermaritzburg. Pilile and Bora, this is
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: your go, guys. I now need that spice because I
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: will not rest until I know what it tastes like.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, please. It's definitely worth it.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: And is it for everything? Chicken, red meat?
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take a whole box. But now, can
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: I use it on lamb, beef, chicken, all of it?
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: Everything.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I actually used some of it last night. I was
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: smoking meat.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, you have my attention.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Peter Marisberg, holla at your goal. We need sopes pies
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: from Sopes Butcherine.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Yo, guys, it didn't take a lot to
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: set me off.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, but literally we started this
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: conversation by you saying you traveled across town for spice.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Spice.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: We're wrapping it up with me saying what? I'm going
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: to travel across cities for spice.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Take it by now.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Back to making your morning. And Nelly and the club.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I love this show.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: On 947.